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Yes, Santa, there is a Virginia. Men's basketball hosts Tiffin Uni- versity. Page 2 Page 5

State Falcon hockey on the road to take on Central Michigan. Chief Wahoo art allowed to stay.

Page 5 Page 3 NEWS Friday. December 13, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 83, Issue 215

The News' Process used Bad visit Briefs Valley fever rising for snow days in Arizona ATLANTA - A deadly Dawn Keller lung infection caused by a The BC News soil fungus in the Southwest is on the rise in Arizona, The University administration goes through several steps before preying on the elderly and they decide to cancel classes. those with the AIDS virus. Bob Martin, vice president of Operations, said he discusses the The number of cases of weather and road conditions with University police officials starting valley fever in Arizona at about 5:30am. jumped from 255 in 1990 to Those officials get information from the highway patrol and com- 623 last year, the Centers puters, according to Barb Waddell, public information officer. for Disease Control and "They are out In it, so they can tell us what the weather is actually Prevention reported Thurs- like," Waddell said. day. Valley fever caused University police also have a lead computer which will give them 134 deaths in Arizona from 1990 to 1994; figures for weather bulletins. 1995 aren't available. "It will tell us how much snow is coming and what is happening ac- cording to other law agencies," Waddell said. Arizona's recent weather Martin said the road conditions around the campus, city and state patterns and changing de- are a big factor. mographics are to blame, "I talk to them to give me a feel of the ability of people to get said the CDC's Dr. Rana around," Martin said. Hajjeh. Valley fever begins as a Martin said wind-chill factor is one of the many secondary factors. fungus that grows in the "With the distance we have here, if people are properly clothed, it's ground, usually after heavy not as big of a deal," Martin said. rains. Long dry spells cause Martin said after he talks to University police officials he discusses the fungus to become air- the information with the provost, who makes the final decision. borne, where it is inhaled. Tom Gllbcrt/Thc Af BOclated Prctl Also, the number of peo- Martin said if school is canceled he notifies the public relations de- Josiah Biggs, 4, right, touches the cheek of his unhappy sister Sarah Biggs, 1, as Santa Claus asks what ple 65 or older and those partment. Fact Line and puts the message on 372-SNOW. Public re- they want for Christmas Wednesday at the Promenade Mall In Tulsa, Okla. who have tested positive for lations notifies all media outlets. the AIDS virus increased in Arizona from 1990 to 1995. The disease is called val- ley fever because It is often found in the dusty soil of the Southwest, Mexico and Cen- Colleges arm campus police for safety tral and South America. Michael Snllfen rates are so low is that colleges year with complete data. In addition, campus law en- spending four years studying," JFK memorabilia The Associated Press and universities have recruited By comparison, in the nation as forcement agencies employed said Levin, who has studied cam- huge numbers of security per- a whole that year, there were 716 nearly 10,000 nonswom security pus crime."But that alone doesn't causes squabble WASHINGTON - U.S. college sonnel to protect students," said violent crimes and 4,656 prop- officers, who did not have arrest explain the lower campus crime campuses are havens from much Jack Levin, a professor of cri- erty crimes for every 100,000 power. rates because college students BALTIMORE - When of the violent and property crime minology and sociology at North- residents. Overall, three-fourths of the are In the most crime-prone John F. Kennedy's longtime that afflicts the nation. One ex- eastern University. "You can't The bureau surveyed public personal secretary died last schools had campus police offi- years." year, she left an immense pert says that's because they sell an expensive college educa- and private four-year institutions cers with arrest power, including "Most crimes on campus are collection of JFK memora- have become "armed camps." tion to parents who believe their with 2,500 or more students last 93 percent of the public institu- committed by students against bilia. Now, three collectors In its first study of campus law children aren't going to be safe, year. These schools enrolled four tions and 43 percent of the pri- one another," Levin said in a are squabbling in court over enforcement, the Justice De- so colleges In urban settings have out of five of the nation's nearly 9 vate ones. telephone Interview. He said the right to inherit it. partment reported Wednesday become armed camps. And it's million college students. Police officers are armed at 81 these crimes can be reduced by that three out of four college and working very welL" Colleges and universities last percent of the public campuses security measures because they Robert L. White of Ca- university campuses now employ The department's Bureau of year employed nearly 11,000 full- and 34 percent of the private are more often spontaneous than tonsville and Clifford and police officers with arrest power. Justice Statistics found that time sworn police officers, who campuses, the bureau found. premeditated. Maria Ray of Cocoa Beach, And the campuses have far lower there were 64 violent crimes and had been given general arrest "College students are econom- "Violence on campus usually Fla., have each filed suit violent and property crime rates 2,141 property crimes reported powers by a state or local ically better off than society as a results from an argument in a seeking items in the estate government, the statistics bu- of Evelyn Lincoln and her than the country as a whole. to police for every 100,000 stu- whole and they have bought into husband, Harold. All are "The reason the campus crime dents in 1994, the most recent reau found. the system or they wouldn't be See CRIME, page three. named in the Llncolns' will. The items owned by Mrs. Lincoln include a silver presentation box given her by Kennedy's staff; an au- Hussein's son tographed Kennedy appre- ciation medal; a typewriter used by Mrs. Lincoln in the White House; a box of 300 hurt in ambush gold PT-109 pins; and a framed portrait of Kennedy The Associated Press during a family quarrel. that had hung in the White Immediately after Thursday's House. BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam ambush, Odal was rushed to Ibn Hussein's eldest son, sometimes Sina hospital, part of the presi- Jewell gains another described as his heir apparent, dential complex in Baghdad. The was slightly wounded Thursday Youth TV report said police were ally when attackers ambushed his investigating, but did not provide car. details on the assailants, the WASHINGTON - Rich- Odal Hussein was rushed to a ard Jewell, the man cleared weapons used or Odai's Injury. as a suspect in the Olympic hospital where he was reported Odal has been the target of at Park bombing, gained an- in stable condition. Youth TV re- least two previous assassination other congressional advo- ported The station, which is attempts since the 1991 Persian cate Thursday: Ohio Rep. owned by Odai, interrupted its Gulf War, sparked by Iraq's in- Bob Ney. programming to announce that vasion of Kuwait. In 1992, gun- Ney, a Republ lean at the he was attacked while driving in men shot him in the arm while he end of his freshman term, the upscale al-Mansour district was driving into his ranch north sent a letter to the incoming of Baghdad. of Baghdad. chairman of the House "He was the target of a cowar- After the war ended, Saddam Government Reform and dly attack which led to a light Oversight Committee sug- put his sons in charge of key min- gesting an examination of wound," the television reported. istries and military units. Sad- what happened to Jewell It was at least the third assas- dam's younger son, Qusai, is in after the July 27 bombing. sination attempt against the control of the elite Republican 32-year-old Odai, who heads Guards and the state's security Jamie Yankak/Thc Associated Pren Ney said Congress should Iraq's trade and information min- apparatus. This is a cut-away model or a portion of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame unveiled Thursday. scrutinize everything istries and is considered one of He further increased his sons' "from the manner in which Iraq's most powerful figures. influence after a power struggle Mr. Jewell's name was He has been involved in In his usually tight-knit family, leaked to the media to the several violent personal inci- sparked by the defection of his Rock hall changes look way In which Mr. Jewell dents, and reportedly had been was Interrogated by the FBI two sons-in-law, Lt. Gen. Hussein targeted for revenge following a Kamel al-Majid and his brother Thomai Shteran The rock hall blamed space "What we put in here is going to the conduct of the The Associated Press limitations for its decision to have attitude and probably national media." dispute with in-laws late last Saddam Kamel al-Majid. year. In 1988, he was temporarily Thursday to relocate Its signa- bad attitude," promised Ned Jewell, a security guard forced into exile in Switzerland The pair left for Jordan In Au- CLEVELAND - The Rock ture rock hall inductee setting. O'Hanlon, who will produce the at the park where a bomb after he bludgeoned to death his gust 1995, vowing to topple the and Roll Hall of Fame is losing But lt was clear the hushed, music and video programming killed one and injured doz- father's favorite servant. regime. They were killed by fam- Its establishment look In favor darkly lighted setting would for the setting with fellow ens, has been notified that Last year, Odal shot one of ily members after they returned of a new attitude. A bad atti- give way to blight lights and Irishman Maurice Linnane. he is no longer a suspect. Saddam's half-brothers in the leg in March tude. loud music. Opinion m page two Friday, December 13,1996 E.A.R. to the ground Yes, Santa, there is a Virginia Two months ago, one of us at E.A.R. central went Although most years it ginia. she's Just the local Vir- an extra dash of holiday nico- works the other way around, ginia helper who helps the chil- tine. It can be seen by the Sal- on a trip — one that was supposed to paid by the the other day I recleved a letter dren write their own letters. vation Army, who, despite the University. Today, this E.A.R. member found out that from none other than Santa The "real" Virginia lives in Vir- numbers advantage, has never Claus. it seems that Santa is ginia, where she spends most overtaken the government. he won't be reimbursed any time soon because he depressed this Christmas. It's of her time writing letters, help- It can be seen In the hearts failed to put the time that he ate meals (ones that understandable, what with the Mather ing people with problems. Be- of corporate executives who price of coal skyrocketing, all cause sne doesn't want to give decided to hold back layoffs have receipts to go with them) on his reimbursement the boys and girls won't be able times have you had to say. away her Identity, she has sev- until after Christmas, when all request sheet. Hmmm. Can you say, trivial? to recieve as much as before (if "Elves, no fighting, or there eral nicknames: some are "Ann of the parents' money has been • • • • only we had saved more of our might not be any letters from Landers" and "Dear Abby." spent on presents. It's in every natural resources). Virginia this year"? Everyday, Some people want solid Mall Santa who decided to stop It's the final E.A.R. of the semester. We can tell Mostly however, he's de- someone else Is told that Vir- proof of the Virginia's existence drinking during work. "For the not only because of our looming exams, but also be- pressed about the Christmas ginia was really illiterate, that that would hold up In a court sake of the kids." It's in family, season In general. He wrote there was no way she could of law. I argue that everyday, relatives that we only see once cause of our constant baggie-eyed, caffeine-buzzed about how he felt It was no have written that letter. Some the U.S. Post Office delivers a a year, and ones that we have appearance. Of course, these days, EVERYONE on longer a season of giving, but say that she didn't really write great portion of their mall to to see once a year. It's In dried one of buying, selling and It. she had her father write It none other than Virginia. The out turkey and rock hard bis- campus looks like that. profit sharing. Are there no for her. (These people are prob- post office Is a branch of the cuits that nobody likes; Meals- • * • • longer any little girls out there ably asking themselves If there government. Therefore, the gov- on-Wheels delivered on bikes. who Just want a pony, or a Is really a George, or an Ed. or ernment of the of It's In falling on Ice and candle- Many thanks to the record company that sent us teddy bear, not caring what whatever the name of Virginia's America also believes In Vir- light mass: studying for finals the "Jackpot! The Las Vegas Story" CD. We're really brand name it is? Are there any father was.) ginia, especially the two sena- to save my ... grades (What did enjoying the musical mellow-ness of Englebert children who believe In the gen- I am here to tell you that I tors ana eight congressman «DU think?). It's In toys "Assem- erosity and caring that is sup- have seen Virginia. I have eaten who live there. ly Required." 20-year-old fruit Humperdinck, Wayne Newton, and Mel Torme — pose to exemplify the Christ- dinner with Virginia. 1 have But you see. Santa. Vir- cakes recycled as gifts, and 20- makes us kinda feel like we're in the Caesar's Palace mas Spirit? Were there ever? Slaved euchre with Virginia. ginia isn't Just a person. She year-old college students who In essence. Santa wrote, is )kay, that last one doesn't re- never was. Virginia Is the spirit think. "Fruitcake. Not cafeteria lounge. there really a Virginia? ally count. I've played euchre of Christmas that we should try food. Mmmm." • • • • The following Is my reply. with everybody.) to obtain. And I'm not talking Most touching of all. last Yes Santa Claus. there is Some elves might ask. about some uni-sex fragrance year It was in someone (maybe Congrats to December graduates — may the road a Virginia. There's millions of "How can Virginia put out the by Calvin Klein ("Virginia, for even Virginia herself) who won take you to greatness. Or, at least, to a job. them. They've even got their milk and cookies for Santa in the little girl in all of us"). a million dollars In the • • • * own state. Two really, if you Bowling Green, and then also The spirit of Virginia lies McDonald's Monopoly game, count West Virginia, although be able to put out milk and in every highway patrolman and anonymously mailed the Okay, we got harped on for not going to football nobody does. cookies In Afghanistan?" and who decides tojust give a warn- winning ticket to a needy local games. Let's not go two for two. Apparently, at the Many people claim today also. "Wouldn't the real Virginia ing on the speeding ticket, be- hospital. A wonderful gesture, that Virginia doesn't really ex- be dead by now?" cause. "We're all really busy and completely tax deductible. last home men's basketball game, Anderson Arena ist, that she's Just the product In answer to these ques- this time of year, so it doesn t So yes. Santa, there is was like a morgue. We could have got more effective of a story invented to make the tions. I know that the Virginia I matter If we die." Her spirit a Virginia. And there's also a elves behave. Santa, how many have,s.een isn't the "rear Vir- studying done there than at the library across the rests In every cigarette with Just Utah. way. Get out to the basketball games — they're free V with your ID, they're a great study break and it shows support for a very hard working group of individuals (check out the women's games too, please). Rumor has it that a band might even be there!

Have a safe, fun, and relaxing semester break, y'all - be careful on the voyage home (or wherever the break takes you), first of all. And, on whatever holidays you choose to celebrate, celebrate them with your mind intact and your head on your shoulders - - we want you back here to read us again in January.

The BG News "A Commitment to excellence" Editors FURTHERMORE, WE ARE NO LONGER TO BE KNOWN AS RE IN DEER , Jay Young Scott Brown News editor Sports editor WE ARE NOW RUMINANT UNGULATE AMERICANS/

Joe Boyle Jim Barker City editor Managing editor Sometimes, our charity isn't enough When disaster strikes want to see their way of life end, hopelessness of the situation Penny Brown Hideki Kobayashi around the world, whether and they resisted the changes. cannot be overstated. Opinion editor Photo editor natural or human induced. The violence we see there today From the beginning, our America reaches out a helping uesl actually began, on a smaller hearts have gone out to these Tiffany Wendeln Brandon Wray hand. Most times we believe scale, In 1959. Finally, in 1973. people. We may not have un- that America can ride in like a strong military leader seized derstood the nature of their Copy Chief Entertainment editor a knight in shining armor and Columnist power. For two decades. conflict, nor can we compre- fix any problem with our wealth Juvenal Habyarimana stabi- hend the magnitude of tnelr Anna Wahnnan Blake Parkins and plenty. cans were Introduced to names lized the situation somewhat, suffering, but we have always But certain situations defy that sounded as if they were out and actually brought a bit of wanted to help. Assistant copy chief Assistant sports editor our good Intentions. We feel of a Dr. Seuss fable. The rival the 20th century to parts of But Rwanda, somewhat compassion and stand ready Hutu and Tutsi tribes were kill- Rwanda. like Somalia, has given us an with our cornucopia, but don t ing one another, and we looked But the violence and ha- education. When we wade Into Production Staff know how to share It. When our for the good guys to support tred never really went away. these ethnic battles to offer government and the Institu- and the bad guys to hate. But Whatever stability Habya- humanitarian assistance, we Jennifer Apt Cathy Raidl tions through which we lend a this morality tale didn't have rimana brought to the country sometimes end up being almost hand are stymied, It's disheart- clearly drawn lines of good and was lost in 1994. He was one counter-productive. We want to Brian Gallatin ening to us all. That's essen- evil. Who could make sense of of the presidents that was killed see the refugees go home, and Greg Schwitzgebel tially how we feel about central this violence? on that plane. the host countries would, too. Africa right now. The conflict was not one And Rwanda was sud- But many refugees are afraid Jeff Gayton Erin Taylor On April 6. 1994. Rwanda that could be easily understood denly front and center on the to venture back, or have no became part of the American from the few minutes that the world stage. News of horrific home to return to. Ryan Kravitz Jessica Wherry stream of consciousness. That's evening news devoted to It. This tortures and massacres of In- In Rwanda, rival tribes are the day that a plane caiylng the was a hatred and had sim- nocent people trickled out of still fighting. Many returning presidents of Rwanda and mered for 500 years, until It fi- the country. Children, the eld- refugees fear reprisals and ret- Margaret Kushlak Carla Zvosec Burundi was shot down, kill- nally reached the boiling point. erly, women, men -- almost all ribution, because some of their ing both men. Their deaths set Americans, hearing about it for Tutsi - were killed indiscrimi- numbers took part In the off a series of events that the first time, couldn't have nately. As many as a million slaylngs. The situation is enor- Copyright 1996 The BG News. Reprinting of any material In brought on perhaps the most known that the minority Tutsi people were slaughtered. mously complex. Showing up this publication without the permission of The BG News Is strictly massive exodus In all of history, people had Immigrated to Soon, hundreds of thou- with food, medicine and blan- prohibited. and a bloodbath of unimagin- Rwanda from southern Africa sands of refugees were stream- kets will help, but It won't solve The BG News Is an independent publication founded In 1920 able proporations. In the 16th century. Even ing across the borders, fleeing the problem. and Is published dally during the academic year and It's always amazing when though they comprised only the killing squads. Injust a two Still, whatever effort It a new region of the world corns about 9 percent of the popu- day period, 250.000 Rwandans takes, we have got to try. Adopt- Wednesday's In the summer. Into the spotlight. Often, it's a lation, the Tutsi nonetheless crossed the corpse-filled Kagera ing the attitude that "its too Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the elace the majority of Americans ran Rwanda and dominated the river Into Tanzania. Eventually, complicated and anything we student body, faculty or University administration. Opinions ave never heard of. Names Hutus. who made up nearly 90 more than two million people do will only worsen the situa- expressed (n columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily such as Pearl and Iwo percent of the population. would leave their homes and tion" Is unacceptable. those of The BG News. ■ J I rii. i are forever etched In our When the Europeans colo- wander to camps seeking Even though our laws and Letters Intended for publication must be 200-300 words long, memory, but prior to 1941, they nized Africa In the 1800s. the safety. our form of government are of- ■typed and Include the writer's name, phone number and Univer- meant nothing to most of us. situation didn't get any better That was more than two ten emulated, and our way of sity affiliation. If any. The BG News reserves the right to edit any The same is true of places such for the Hutus. First the Ger- years ago. Since then, the situ- life Is enticing to millions. I and all letters. as Bosnia and Chechnya. When mans, and later the Belgians, ation has gotten only margin- think It Is our generous nature The BG News encourages Its reader to notify the paper of we hear about a country or re- kept ths Tutsi In control and ally better. Thousands of refu- In time of need that Is America's any errors In stories or photograph descriptions. gion for the first time, it's sort endorsed the notion that the gees have lived In camps of best attribute, our noblest sig- of easy to feel as If that place Tutsi were superior to the squalor and filth that we can't nature. If we give anything less never existed before, that It was Hutu. But after WW1. the Eu- even begin to conceive. Food than our best to relieve suffer- 210 West Hall spontaneously created when ropeans started to get out of the and medicine are In short sup- ing, wherever we find it, we will Bowling Green State University the trouble erupted. colony business. They helped ply: famine and disease are not. only have failed ourselves. Bowling Green. OH 43403 Such was the case with bring about reforms for the The lack of adequate sewage Paul Pfelfer is an Ohio Su- bgnewsl 9 bgnetbgsu.edu Rwanda. In the days after the Hutus. disposal only exacerbates the preme Court Justice and a guest presidents were killed. Ameri- Naturally the Tutsls didn't scarcity of clean water. The columnist for The Ne w State Friday, December 13,1996 page three

New century High waters brings crisis

The Associated Press sion of computer and information services. COLUMBUS - Computer pro- Others will spit out erroneous 1 ■■ grammers are playing a $60 mil- Information, say, cutting checks ^i^ *""^^^^ ^*~ lion game of beat the clock to for $2 million instead of $200. Or avert a potential crisis that could a person turning 65 years old in seriously affect state services 2000 might be seen by computers when 2000 arrives. as being only 35 years old, and mm ■ m The Ohio Bureau of Employ- still decades away from benefits —^ _ ment Services plans to ask the reserved for the elderly. state Controlling Board on Mon- "We would gradually lose our day to approve a $717,000 con- ability to do business," Ms. %m tract with Unisys Corp. The con- Sommerssaid. tract with the Blue Bell, The state got an early warning L: | m~% Pa.-based company Is the latest a couple of years ago, when the In a $5 million to $7 million Bureau of Motor Vehicles rea- *> project to fix the agency's com- lized a potential headache with » 1 1 \ puters so they recognize the turn drivers' licenses - which are of the century, said Dixie Som- good for four years - issued this mers, deputy adminst rator. year. ' The problem: computers gen- One cause of the problem was jfc, erally read the last two digits of a that no computer expert working • ■•ass.- W sfi date. Thus 1999 Is 99 and 2000 In the 1960s and 1970s expected m would be 00. Trouble is, there that the systems designed then already Is a 00 --1900 - and com- would still be in use today, he » puters all around the world will said. be hopelessly confused if the - Fixing it Involves searching —„ ,»J glitch Isn't fixed. every line of computer pro- iSt\M Jaatt CibWTkc Aiaclni Pr.il "Some systems will shut gramming In the state, and down," said Philip Grano, deputy changing every one that Includes A tow track crew works to remove a tractor trallor from flood from Pittsburgh to Canton, Ohio, was pulled Into the ditch by the director of the Department of a year to accept four digits In- waters near Salem, Ohio, Thursday. The truck, carrying US mall current after hitting high water. Administrative Service's divi- stead of two. CRIME Schools allow Wahoo art Continued from page one. The Associated Press veloped with 154 Aboriginal art- for Cleveland from 1897-99. ists from Australia. The private college had said It dormitory or between classes," lent crimes in 1994; the largest curity personnel." But he add- Levin said. "It's rarely CLEVELAND - Art school Heap of Birds, who Is half would not put up the billboard campuses averaged 25 violent ed that no one has produced officials have changed their Cheyenne and half Arapaho, de- after Heap of Birds submitted someone singling out a person crimes; those with fewer than crime data covering just the mind and decided to fund a bill- signed the 25-foot-by-12-foot his proposal for the Wahoo draw- for revenge and waiting in a 5,000 students averaged three neighborhoods that border board painted by an Oklahoma billboard to protest the Indians' ing. Paul Brentiinger, chairman parking lot or at someone's crimes. campuses where students Indian that depicts Chief Wahoo, red-faced, grinning mascot. It of the institute's board, said he home to avoid guards." The Average large campuses re- might be attacked by nonstu- the Cleveland Indians' mascot, shows a stark drawing of Wahoo found the design offensive. confined nature of campuses ported 1,000 property crimes; dents. with the words "Smile for Ra- next to the words about racism. But the school decided It was also aids security personnel, he the smaller campuses, an aver- Two-thirds of the campus cism." Several American Indian obligated by a contract with said. age of 71 property crimes. police forces ran date rape The $700 billboard will be a groups have denounced the mas- Heap of Birds to fund a work of Property crime on campus is Levin said some rural cam- prevention programs and half public part of an exhibition open- cot as racist. The team defends it public art for the exhibit "16 usually someone stealing a puses have a higher rate of had alcohol and drug abuse ing Friday at the Cleveland Insti- as honoring Louis Sockalexis, a programs. More than one-third Songs: Issues of Personal As- purse or computer. Levin said. crime than some urban schools tute of Art. The show focuses on Penobscot from who was because "the rural schools look provided special victim assis- sessment and Indigenous Re- The statistics bureau said the the works of Edgar Heap of the first American Indian to play average campus had seven vio- safe so they dont have the se- tance. newal," said Paul Eickmann, vice Birds, as well as pieces he de- major-league baseball. He played president for academic affairs.

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Andrew Cox Jesso House Heather Mi Ines Lisa Totar Karv Creecy Krisfina Hovan Melanie Miscikowski EricThiel Andrea Cristall Michelle Haying Amy Moscioni Colleen Thompson Or call us at Andrea Dinovo Jennifer Huntley Cindy Nekl Courtney Trocy Jennifer Dolph Michael Hutton Jennifer Norton Ty Troxler Jenger Downey Alison Huta Wendy Norhitein Christina Treiber 372-8909 Karen Edwards Nathan Jennings Lono Osbourne Melissa VanHom RobEhret Katharine Jerbk James Osmon Michael Young Julie Ernslhousen Kristin Kelly Stephanie Palovish Bethany Zombori Adrian Fousz Kimberfy KetUr Kimberly Popovic Erin Zuber Sheri Fleming Bethany Kipfer JodiRoffery Honor Initiate JoleenFlynn Charles Knight Jocquefyn Raterman Dr. Steven P. lab Nation page four Friday, December 13,1996 Clinton asks Reno for second-term service Ron Fournler she left now, questions would be may still get the nod for secre- The Associated Press raised about whether she was tary of commerce. If Richardson pushed. goes to the U.N., the president is WASHINGTON - President The president and Reno were considering whether to fill Clinton, who kept Janet Reno's expected to discuss her future in Commerce with a businessman second-term future in doubt for a private meeting by Friday. or Democratic activist Bill Daley weeks, wants the independent- Clinton planned to unveil several of . Daley, brother of minded attorney general to stay personnel decisions at a Friday Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, In his Cabinet, officials said news conference, and Reno could also is a top prospect for trans- Thursday. be among the announcements, portation secretary. While the president worked to the aides said. ■ Former Federal Reserve fill vacancies in his Cabinet and In other personnel matters: Vice Chairman Alan Blinder, a economic team, two senior White ■ The White House's top law- Princeton economist, emerged House officials told The Associ- yer and No. 1 scandal trouble- Thursday as the front-runner to ated Press that he might an- shooter. Jack Quinn, surprised replace Joseph Stiglitz as chair- nounce as early as Friday that Clinton by saying he would soon man of the Council of Economic Reno would remain. But they resign. Quinn, who makes Advisers. An administration said her status would not be ce- $125,000 a year, told the AP he official says Blinder was re- mented until after Clinton and needed to make more money and questing certain conditions be Reno meet to discuss whether spend more time with his chil- met before he would take the she still wants the job - and for dren. "It's truly personal. It's post, and it was unclear whether how long. significantly financial," he said. he and Clinton could reach Reno told reporters last month His deputy, Kathy Wallman, is agreement. that she would remain the na- a candidate to replace him. The White House wants to end Rcfluld haraanTTk* AiMcUcd PITH tion's top law enforcement offi- ■ Rep. Bill Richardson, the speculation about Reno. Students from Eastern Middle School in Silver Spring, Md., pause In front of the start of an exhibit cial, if Clinton approved. The D-N.M., has emerged as a strong Anonymous leaks from aides dis- honoring the "Star Wars" movies Thursday at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. White House aides, speaking on candidate to replace Secretary of satisfied with her performance condition of anonymity, said the State-designate Madeleine Al- raised questions shortly after the president had no reason to be- bright as U.N. ambassador. The election about whether Clinton lieve that Reno has changed her other prospects include diplomat wanted her out of office. mind. Richard Holbrooke and Brian The president fueled the spe- "Star Wars"lands in With the Justice Department Atwood, administrator for the culation by refusing to comment tied to several White House in- Agency for International Devel- on Reno's future. Clinton de- vestigations, Reno's job status opment. clined comment again Thursday, became a major issue in the tran- ■ Richardson, virtually as- but did note that he hopes to fin- Washington museum sition to a second Clinton term. If sured a top second-term post. ish his discussions this week. Jennifer Brown will open an exhibit next fall to ca's imagination. The Associated Press mark the 20th anniversary of "Star Wars." '"Star Wars' is famous for Ovitz leaves Disney Co. WASHINGTON - The Among the displays will be the beauty and the rich detail models of Han Solo's Millen- network earlier this year. Only company. X-wing fighter piloted by Luke of the models that were made Scott ReckarrJ Skywalker in "Star Wars" isn't nium Falcon, imperial star des- Time Warner, with the purchase "I will miss Michael's energy, for It," Henderson said. "One The Associated Press as historically significant as troyers and Luke's X-wing of Turner Broadcasting, is big- creativity and leadership at Dis- of the things 'Star Wars' did ney," Eisner said in the state- the Apollo 11 space capsule in fighter. Also look for life-size was create a whole new way of LOS ANGELES - Hollywood ger among the world's enter- the Smithsonian's most popular models of Chewbacca and power broker Michael Ovitz is tainment companies. ment. "We have been doing busi- doing special effects. It looks a museum. Curators say it has C-3PO, Princess Leia's white leaving as Walt Disney Co.'s No. Through a spokesman, Ovitz ness together while being friends little primitive now, but back earned its space by sparking robe dress from the original then it was something really 2 executive after trying for a said he was not moving to an- for many years and I know that Americans' imaginations. both our personal and profes- movie and her scant slave-girl special." year to share power with Michael other company, but would be in- "The best way to get kids in- costume from "Return of the Eisner at the entertainment sional relationships will contin- clined to start his own business. terested in space is to give "It is important to recognize ue." Jedi." This is not the museum's giant. them a good fantasy," said cu- Also included will be artwork first foray Into Hollywood's Ovitz is the latest top Disney when something is not working," Disney said there are no plans rator Mary Henderson, who is used as scenery on the ice- version of space. The Air and executive to leave in recent Ovitz said in a statement to replace Ovitz. years after growing frustrated also writing a book about "Star planet of Hoth, early drawings Space Museum displayed released by Disney. "I hope that Wars" as a popular American under Eisner's apparent unwil- of characters and scenes such props and costumes from "Star my decision to leave will elim- Ovitz, who helped build the myth. 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Scott Brown next couple. You could really tell Ted Wypasek, a 6-3 senior for- games. The BC News the difference with him in ward, leads the Dragons with All of the new players on the there." 13.S points per game. roster - Phillip Murray, Dave Leave It to Jay Larranaga - The Falcons were noticeably Esterkamp and Tony Reid - had - who else - to be able to poke fun without a step last week minus Getting it done in the post uniforms that were a noticeably- at his father/head coach. Larranaga, with tough losses brighter orange with different "I thought I should play more, against Northern and Ne- The Falcons' five post players trim around the outside of the but the coach ..." Jay jokingly braska that could have easily - Anthony Stacey, Koen Rou- uniforms. smiled after playing 11 minutes gone the other way. whorst, Dayon Ninkovic, Phillip The uniform problems stem Wednesday in his return to the "Jay will play, maybe even a Murray and Kirk Cowan - com- from a mixup at the team's ap- lineup following a week-long, little bit more than against bined for 28 rebounds against parel outlet. The Falcons hope to mononucleosis-related absence. Wright State," coach Larranaga Wright State. BG out rebounded a have all the road uniforms up- Jim Larranaga, of course, is said Thursday. "We're aiming at team for only the second time all dated by the Puerto Rico tour- the Falcon head coach and Jay's getting him back at 100 percent season. nament father. by San Juan." Those five had been averaging Jay, while still not at 100 per- Bowling Green will be partici- just 18 rebounds a game heading Bask in the Caribbean sun cent after three games last week, pating in the Puerto Rico Classic into the contest. will be available again Saturday over the New Year's holiday. "That's the difference between The Falcons participate In the when the Falcons host Tiffin (7 narrowly winning or losing a Puerto Rico Classic from Dec 30 p.m.,WFOB-AM). Dragons enter undefeated game and our team pulling away through New Year's Day. The Jay had five points in those 11 like It did," coach Larranaga said games will be played at Ameri- minutes, but more Importantly it Tiffin, a Division III school, en- Thursday. "The guys did a great can University in San Juan. was his spark that helped to ig- ters the game with a perfect 6-0 job rebounding, particularly in BG takes on Mississippi State, nite a 21-1 run midway through slate. the second half, but they have to a Final Four participant a year the second half that set the table Four players are averaging at work more on doing that con- ago, in the first round. The Bull- for a runaway 90-63 Falcon vic- least 9.7 points per game for the sistently over the whole game." dogs lost all five starters from tory. Dragons. The Falcons are 2-0 In Stacey had 10 rebounds to go last year's team and have strug- He will continue in that limited the all-time series with Tiffin, along with his 19 points Wednes- gled early this season. role Saturday. But as the Falcons which is located 45 miles south- day. A victory against the Bulldogs showed on Wednesday, just his east of Bowling Green. would likely pit BG against Fre- presence can make a huge dif- Coach Larranaga warned that Many shades of orange sno State and legendary coach ference for the team. the Falcons cant afford to let up Jerry Tarkanian, currently "It was great having him at all against the Dragons. BG played in its road orange ranked No. 18 in the country. An- back," said senior point guard "They are coming In with a full uniforms for the first time other win could potentially pit Illdckl KebayukVThc BG Ncwi Antonio Daniels. "He missed his head of steam," he said. "We Wednesday, and it immediately BG against Cincinnati in the first couple of shots, then he told can't afford to overlook anybody. became apparent why the Fal- tournament championship. A team like Tiffin can beat any- cons have played in their white Howard Chambers will help the Falcons In the Puerto Rico Classic me he wasn't going to miss again. over the holidays. "Then he goes out and hits his body on any given night." uniforms In each of their first six S«t HOOM, Mftr Si. Bowling Green hockey looking to continue hot streak the exception of a breakdown sixth place slot In the Central The Broncos are coming off a game down," said Falcon coach of Intensity to come away with a Blake Parkins Buddy Powers. "We're going to win at Western. with about five minutes to play in The BG News Collegiate Hockey Association, two game split at Lawson Arena each having won four league last weekend against Miami. have to come in with the helmets "It will be a tough game at the game. Powers said that the Western Michigan. Expect a team has tried to concentrate on With a fresh outlook and re- contests. Western will try to counter BG's strapped up tight, ready to plenished confidence level, the Western is guided by former team speed with a physical grind." hard-hitting game," said BG consistent defensive play all BG hockey team looks to string Falcon assistant coach Bill Wil- gameplan. BG must be on top of BG got some gritty goals winger Dan Price. "We have to season, but they are only now play a full 60-mlnute hockey coming together as a unit. together the third win in four kinson. Wilkinson, who coached their game, having struggled against Alaska-Fairbanks last games. The Falcons travel to Ka- under Jerry York for three against teams like Ohio State, weekend which may prove game. We have to have Intensity "It [defense] has been a focal lamazoo Saturday to take on years, holds a 217-192-35 mark in Ferris State and Notre Dame critical in deciding the fate of the the full 60 minutes." point, it's just been slow in com- Western Michigan. which play that particular brand Falcons against a Broncos team The BG defense looked signifi- ing," said Powers. "Every game CCHA play Including two NCAA cantly more consistent than it The Broncos are currently tied Tournament apperances in his of hockey. that will keep the score close. BG had in the past five games, with See HOCKEY, page Six. with Notre Dame and BG at the 15-year tenure. "They'll be looking to slow the will need to sustain a high level Cash For Christmas! Book Buy Back Has Begun At BeeGee Book Store! * We pay top prices for used texts *■ We also pay top wholesale prices for current editions or books no longer used on campus

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AMERICAN M-F 9am - 5:30pm Sat 9am - 5pm v BXPRESS t *m page six The IK, News Friday, December 13,1996 Jackson calls Pace hopes for Heisman open a lot of doors for offensive His defining moment, Richard Rosenblatt however, probably occurred The Associated Press linemen." for more black against Tennessee on Sept. 21 Two players who excelled on - If history is any offense and defense did win the when he outdueled Vols quarter- indication, will not Heisman, Yale's Larry Kelly in back . Wuerffel sportswriters win the Heisman Trophy on Sat- 1936 and Notre Dame's Leon had four TD passes in the first 20 urday. No full-time lineman ever Hart in 1949. minutes as the Gators won 35-29. Bob Greene Basketball Association is 80 has, but is that necessarily a bad While Rogers outpointed "If It happens, that'll be fine," The Associated Press percent black, the National Green 1,128-861 in the closest Wuerffel says of his Heisman Football League 67 black and thing? Just ask Hugh Green. balloting Involving a defensive chances. "If it doesn't, that'll be NEW YORK - Noting a major league baseball 37 per- player, John Cappelletti beat out fine, too." "fascination with athletes," cent black or Latino. Almost "If you looked back to 1980 and did a survey of who won the He- another Ohio State tackle, John Davis, a 5-8, 185-pound Junior, the Rev. Jesse Jackson on 80 percent of the employees In Hicks, for the 1973 Heisman. played for a 2-9 team, but led the Wednesday night called for those league's front offices isman, some would say I did," said Green, the former Pitts- Wuerffel, who threw for 3,625 nation with 2,185 yards and was more black sports writers on are white, Jackson said. yards and a Division I-A best 39 second with 21 touchdowns. He the nation's newspapers. "There is no capacity of burgh defensive end who fin- ished second to South Carolina touchdowns, is considered the became the first player in NCAA "While blacks dominate on growing vertically," said top contender. He finished third history to run for 2,000-plus the field, there has been a de- Jackson, who repeatedly re- running back George Rogers in the '80 Heisman balloting. in last year's Heisman voting and yards in two seasons. cline in the number of blacks ferred to today's professional put an exclamation point on his "If my chances are based on in sports administrative posi- athletes as high-paid slaves. "I had one of the best runs and legitimized respect for defensive Pace •96 season with six TDs in the our record it would hurt me a tions, as well as In coaching third-ranked Gators' 45-30 win lot," said Davis, fifth in last Jobs," the two-time presi- "Athletes are the ther- players and linemen. Orlando is one of the finalists, so that is an Ohio, has been a force for the over Alabama in the SEC title year's voting. "If it's based on in- dential candidate told a sports mometers of the limits of a game. dividual stats, I can be on top." symposium. "Is it just a coin- culture," he said. accomplishment in itself." Buckeyes with 74 "pancake" Pace, Ohio State's 6-foot-6, blocks. He was the chief btocker cidence that there are few Jackson said Jackie Robin- HOOPS Hockey blacks in administrative jobs son's breaking of the major 330-pound left tackle, is one of in 's Heisman four finalists who will attend season a year ago and helped Continued from page Five. in the sports media? I doubt league color barrier in 1947 Continued from page Five. It." ESPN's Heisman Trophy show Pepe Pearson run for 1,373 yards preceded the Supreme Court's it seems different guys gets Of 1,600 daily newspapers in epic 1954 decision striking beginning at 7:30 p.m. EST. The this season. MEN'S others are Florida quarterback "I know who I'm voting for," turned defensively, and that the county, only 10 have a down separate but equal laws BASKETBALL shouldn't be happening at this black sports columnist, said by seven years and was nearly Danny Wuerffel, Arizona State said George, now with the Hous- # quarterback Jake Plummer and ton Oilers. "I don't think linemen level, but we've just got to keep Jackson, who noted that 80 two decades ahead of the Other teams in the tournament working on it percent of radio and television 1960s civil rights movement. Iowa State running back Troy get the credit they deserve. But include Nebraska, Old Dominion, Davis. if you isolate on Orlando, you'd "We want all of the guys to im- broadcasters covering profes- "It was on the shoulders of Southeast Missouri and South- prove on how they defend on our sional sports are white. athletes," Jackson said. "And Pace surely has his supporters see ... he wants to destroy his west Missouri. among the 1,000 or so Heisman man." end of the rink and on the Initial In announcing the forum, athletes like Jackie Robinson, rushes. I think there is a lot of Jackson's group, the Rainbow like Jesse Owens and like Joe voters, who are asked to vote for Says Pace: "It's hard to say the "outstanding what will happen. It's been an One game over each day of the room for Improvement." Commission for Fairness In Louis were not merely cham- tournament is currently sched- Senior defenseman Kelly Per- Athletics, said the National pions. They were heroes. player of the United States." uphill battle all year and if I don't The junior from Sandusky, win, at least by being there it will uled to be carried live by ESPN, rault simplified matters with his although the tentative schedule take on the Falcon keys to suc- would not allow BG a televised cess. game unless it made the cham- The teams seem pretty even," pionship. ESPN2 may also carry Perrault said. "The team that some games, but that network's works harder Is going to win the schedule is still undetermined. game." Women's hockey team in action CHICAGO - This past weekend the BGSU women's hockey team traveled to Chicago to meet up with Lake Forrest College and the University of Wisconsin. Friday the lady icers lost to Lake Forrest, 8-4. Jennifer Ker- santy had three goals for the Falcons while Kori Keck also netted a score. Saturday the Badgers beat the Falcons 7-0. Cooper unsure of Bowl QB Associated Press Bowl would leave the nation's top four teams all with one loss. DAYTON - Ohio State coach Mter starting Jackson in all 10 John Cooper said he hasn't de- of the Buckeyes' victories, Coop- cided which of his quarterbacks er drew ,„„„ criticism for Start- - Stanley Jackson or Joe Ger- ^ Germaine in the Michigan maine - will start the Rose Bowl, ^ wnlch 0hlo State los, 13.9 although both will play. on Nov. 23 "We havent even gone over a The ^^ also aaU ne ^,1^ game plan for Arizona State yet, ^ team b stm in tne running for Cooper said prior to an Agonis ^ Datkmai championship de- Club speech Wednesday night, spite the defeat. The fourth-ranked Buckeyes ..,,„, not campaigning for it." (10-1) will faceNc, 2 Arizona Cooper ^ ..But m , ,old O)ose State (11-0) In Pasadena, Calif., ,e ^ a, ^ Rose BmA ,f on New Year a Day. An Ohio p,,,^ State loses, our chances State victory coupled with a loss of ^^g „,, MttoMl cham. by top-ranked Florida State plonship are as good as Arizona against No. 3 Florida in the Sugar state's " 3=1 Semester £ = Break *96-'97 Fffl Dining Hours | Dining Centers | Commons Dining Center Prout Dining Center Closed after Dinner Dec. 19 Closed at 2:00 pm Dec. 19" Reopens for Breakfast Jan. 13 Reopens for Breakfast Jan. 13 ••Prout Residents may use Founders Keepers Food Court their pre-paid meal plans in Closed after Lunch Dec. 20 the Nest after 2.-00 pm on Thursday and all day on Friday. Reopens at 4:30 pm Jan. 12

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I'm very ex- On defense, the other starters Giants and Jets, Atlanta and Chi- $2.95/min.. 18t, touch lone only Brooke Collins Avalon Communications Melissa Lemmink cited." were Minnesota tackle John cago had no representatives. you feel. 954 467-5073 Rachel Polutnik The , in the Randle, San Francisco tackle The NFC won the game 20-13 Chi Omega wishes you the Best ol Luck playoffs in just their second year , Arizona corner- last year, extending its series You've been putted from tin? work) you once and will miss you ALL of existence, landed seven back , Green lead to 15-11. knew. Theresa reason (or it its deprcssio" It's very prevalent But't s also vary ' Don't miss players on the NFC squad. That Bay safety LeRoy Butler and San A 43rd player will be added to Alpha Gamma Delta CANDEUGHT MASS includes all three starting line- Francisco safety Merton Hanks. each squad by the coaching staff TUl/IT DtPBfSSlOH Congratulation Kelly Hoi her CANDEUGHTMASS for being elected the Facilitator backers: Kevin Greene, Sam The punter was Matt Turk of and must be a linebacker or de- .if.. CANDEUGHT MASS http://www.sa ve.org otemPOWER. Sunday. 8PM in the Mills and . Other Washington. fensive end. Love your Alpha Gam Sisters Union. Grand Ballroom Put Cash in your UP® elk®& just in time for CHKJSTiVJAS! University Bookstore Dec. 9-12, 8 am-i 6 pm Dec. 13, 8 am - 5 pm Dec. 14, 9 am - 5 pm Dec. 16-19, 8am-6-pm Dec. 20, 8 am - 5 pm University Union: Falcon's Nest Dec. 16 -19, 9 am - 4 pm Dec. 20, 9 am - 3 pm page eight News Friday, December 13, 1996

[ NJOV A SUMM H Of TOOAY is your last chance ol the semesteri Need one graduaDon ticket Will pay $. Call Childcara needed in our home. Musi be willing 'Warned rmlas. to Ml houses and apts.* Very Male subleasers needed lor Spnng 97 ENRICHMENT ANDFUNUI Discover exciting details about Jane 352-0787. to transport children to preschool. Call Close To Campus Across from campus, dishwasher, free cable, 'A Summer in Mexico Program' THE NATIONAL STUDENT EXCHANGE Needed: 2 graduation tickets 352 5724. Call 353 0325 furnished. i188/mo.. call Chris or Pal at 4 weeks in Guadalaiara and 2 in Mexico City Over 120 colleges in US to choose from! Will Psy Cash!! CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING 354 1348 6hrl aedit m two courses on In-stale tuition! Credits Iranslerl Cat Brian Shups 352-5305 Earn up to $2,000 + /month 1 female subleaser needed lor Spring Semes- Into Session: Fri. Dec. 13th at 1:30pm MALE SUBLEASER NEEDED FOR SPRING Mexican culture working on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour Com- ter. $l60/mo plus utjl. 3 bdrms.. 2 full baths, 1997 There * no subsitule lor positive experience State Room. 3rd tl. Union panies. World travel. Seasonal & full time em- furnished, dose lo campus. Call 353-4174. ask Call Co-op Program, 2-2451 tor info. Roommate wanted, own room, over 21 FURN , AIR COND . 8ALCONY DECK. HAVE tian to travel through cultural realities ot An- ployment available. No experience necessary. lor Tracy. Terra or Heather. YOUR OWN ROOM. CLOSE TO CAMPUS cient and Modem Mexico. For more informa- 160vmo. «unl. 354-7204- For more information call i -206-071 -3550 ext 1 or 2 rm needed Spring sent, or longer own (27S/MO INCLUDES UTIL CALL TROY tion ca'l ProlesMf Andiade 37?-7119. UAO Spring Break '97 Spring "97 Subleaser needed. C55446. 354 4125 Wil have own room, reasonable rent, close to room, big house 2 blocks from campus. Get ready for Spring Break in Panama City Earn $£$ - whrle building your resume AZG J20o™ plus uni. Beat Jan. rush, start moving Beach in FL. An into, sheet on tie trip is avail- campus. Call Larry 352-2281 Need 1 lemale subleaser for Spring "97 Sem. Feeling a little stressed? Open any account Research has immediate need for Market In before Xmas' Please call 353-2429 Pay t190rmo.. elec Free cable, very close with Hunlington Accesa Ohlce in the Stu- able in the UAO office- 330 Union -to answer Subleaser needed lor East Merry Apt. Rent is Research Interviewers - Stop in ol call for info 1 subleaser for Dec-96 May'97 ASAP. to campus. Call Cheryl at 353-3700. dent Union and get the chance to win a all your questions! Slop by and pick one up negotiable tor Spnng Semester. Call Rebecca 13330 Bishop or call 352-B115 ext. 101 FREE Final's Week Streaa Survival Kit The TOOAY I 190fmo. * ufjl. 2 bdrms. Furnished almost on 354-4508. . Graduating Senior* kit will include: pizza, pop, candy bars, campus 352-7046. NEEDED ASAP pretzels, popcorn, and coffee! It's true...many of the best jobs are not adver- tised. My growing company needs several po- 1-2 roommates needed *175/ . uH. Contact 1 male roommate, own rm. 187.50/mo ♦ util. WOOL SWEATE RS » GLOVES Subleaser needed lor Spnng Jeff or Crajg® 353 8257. Secur.dop.roq7CeB£riCTO3S4-5a01 New Shipment just arrived Own Rm. Free Laundry sitions Med immediately. Positions vary horn Female Non Smoking Subleaser Needed for sweaters $35 00, gloves $5.00 353-7321 accounting, financial reporting, shareholder One bedroom sublease needed for Spring Spring Semester 07-Will have own Collegiate Connection & J.T.'s Carryout services, and operations. Business majors pre- 2 bdrm Apt. on 6th St. avail, now. $450 . elec. Semester. 114 S. Main Apt. 10 above Wizard room.AC.and free heat lor reasonable 531 Ridge Street ferred, but anybody with a customer service Up to 4 people. Cal Tom rjj) 352 2241 ASAP Graphics Call 354 4243 rent.bedroom set neg. Please can 353-3922 Translernng to OSU. Columbus? Female background and/or desire to learn about the ask lor Christine roommate wanted to share 3 bdrm apt. close lo mutual fund industry will be considered. These lor details. One bedroom furnished or unfurnished apt. East Evers S375/mo. 419-669-3036 'Kingdom good news preached worldwide: campus, ofl-street parking available, own are NOT sales and totertwketing positions. 2 bdrm, furn apt. *450/mo. Available Dec. 15 then the end'- Matthew 24:14. room, sale, clean. Avlb ASAP, call Send a cover letter and resume to: Mr. Seth thru May 1967. Free heat, water, sewer and Room available in house for Spring 1997. FORGOT TO ORDER 614 294 2286 or 419 524^188. gas Cal 354-0914 GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENTS Close to campus, tow rent Ask for Diance or PERSONALIZEDANNOUNCEMENTS WANTED l03SAWeybridgeRd.N 2 br. rownhouse on Un (versify Ln. Christian. Call 353-0130. READV IN 48 HOURS' WANTED 4 tickets for graduation ceremonies will pay $$ Columbus. Oh 43220 available Jan. 1 - Jury 1720 .oaa I elec Roommate needed 2BR HrCHOUALITYA Please call 352 3069 Call 352-9371 Apt own room MINIMUM ORDER OF ONLY 15 National Market Research Firm. Now Hiring t2S0.utilymo.call BEE GEE BOOKSTORE Wanted Graduation Tickets Computer Aided Telephone Interviewers Stop Brooke ©354-3160 •GRADUATION TICKET NEEDED" by AZG Research 13330 Bishop or call 2 Sublessors needed Spring ol '97 353 2252 Cal Peggy ©372 0582 2 bedroom Apt., gas Included I need one graduation bedell 353 2619 352-6115 ext 101 $$$Will pay a reasonable amounti$$$ Near campus 353-4918 SUBLEASE ONE BEDROOM APT. for FREE AIRINO BUNNY « CAGE 353 6155. Please contact Kabe at 372- 5095 SPRING AT WINTHROP TERRACE WITH Office cleaning evenings OPTIONAL FURNITURE'CALL 354 6702 HAPPY HOLIDAYSI Wanted Graduation Tickets 3 bedroom $450/mo. 1 block from campus - 2 12-15 hrs per week, own transportation req'd blocks from the bars. Call 3543138 or T.O.'a Csmpua Corner 1 Need 3 graduation tickets Willing to pay Can $$$ 352 5822 Sublease/Share House customized sportswear Rebecca at 354-4508. Call 354-3198 6260343. Call Came 352-0819. 3 subleasers needed for Spring V 1 roommate for Spring "g7 semester. PL time office position avail, with local insur- Help I In need ol grad tickets Close lo campus. WANTED. 2 tickets for Dec. Graduation, will 2 bedroom, furnished apt $165/mo.. free Subleaser needed for Spring Sem. Across the pay tit Please call Dylan @372-4830 ance company. 20-30 hrs. a week. Call Tim g to pay US Cal 354-1223, ask tor Ray. Barren 352-9590. membership to Cherrywood Health Spa. street Irom campusl $22S/mo. Call 354-7232. Call Holly at 354-8611 Wanted: extra tickets lor graduation ceremony. 353-4292 Leave message. 1 bdrm. in 2 bdrm duplex 2-4 subleasers needed for Spring "97 II you have extras and would b* willing to sen Restaurant: Waitresses & kitchen help Apartment available Jan. • May. Subleaser needed now til Aug. for 2 bdr. apt. INTRAMURAL ENTRES DUE GET READY Furnished, dose c campus, rent negotiable. them call Kevin at 354-3463 Mon. through Sat. Clean. 2 bdrm furnished. let MONTH RENT FREE. OWN BEDROOM, FOR SPRING ENTRIES WILL BE DUE THE Call Jen or Karen 352 9860. Call 1-419-072-0020 PRICE NEGOTIABLE OWN BATHROOM, CHEAP UTIL., AC Please call 354-0384 SECOND WEEK OF CLASSES IN JANUARY 3 tickets needed lor December graduation S207.5O/mo. Call Barry or leave message: WOMEN'S » CO-REC BASKETBALL - JAN 353-0184. HELP WANTED 353-0483. 21; MEN'S BASKETBALL - JAN 22. M 5 W Avail Dec. 15th 3 bdrm Apt. Subleaser needed tor Spring 97. Efficiency TEAM HANDBALL - JAN. 23; WOMEN'S $26S/month « elec. 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A/C. swimming pool, on site laundry Enter our drawing for a Contact Stephanie 353 6069 Wsl Pay 1-800-678-6386 dep . mil Call (419| 365-5620. lac . off-street parking. Call Jefl 373-6004. Gigantic Stocking Stuffed Please Call 352-1520 ext 213 leave messago with Gifts Galore HIM Female Roommate Needed Fender Stratocaster for sale. Call Subleaser needod Spring Semester 352 7571 Do you have Great MCAT Scores (30.)? 353-8718 anytime t! S5/mo ♦ ulil., own bedrm DESPERATEI Do you have a personality' Call 353 0322 Sl80/month t util, furn.. cable, right across Need 1 graduaDon ticket. Writ pay. The Princeton Review seeks instructors IBM compaDble computer, 386 Dx w/wmdows the street Irom campus Call Chns @ 353-0603 Party Time - Beer Lights & Mirrors. Very large Please call Laurie at 354-8048. Part-time lor courses in BG and/or 3.11 • extras. * « CO cosecbon. 20 minutes from BG. Local can Rom/speakers/mouse/monitor/2800 Bd. Female Roommate wanted Subleaser needed for Spring semester, furni- Toledo. Call 800 2 REVIEW shed Apt.. own room, free May rent 288-3687 for further information modem Call Mark 352-5169 $400obo ASAP. Off-campus, own room Female Subleaser Needed Spring 97 Call 352-3575 Chns or Wes 354-7165 Own Bod mom, 1 block from campus IBM Model 50 Computer 486 with monitor, relax, refresh, celebrate, join us lor Please call anytime, 354-8130 mouse A keyboard Has new Print Shop Mao- $1750 weekly possible SUBLEASER NEEDED - DEC/JAN ■ AUG Service of Christmas Carols mailing our circulars. soft Works. Lotus 1.2.3 and many more pfo- Female subleaser(s) needed lor Spnng '97 leatunng student musicians & vocalists 1997 Help make someone's graduation day extra For into, call 301 -369-2047 grams $500 00 Cal Wi9 2/73 after 3pm __ Own bedroorrvbarh. $183/mo trusSunday,December 15that 1030am Call 353-9077 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT: FURNISHED Community of Christ special 11 need extra ceremony tickets Please CALL STACI 353-2135 Lutheran Church & Student Center call Bertha (collect) at 419-447-2032 after 6pm $20O-$SO0 Wkly. Assemble products, no sell Pagers - USA MoWe pagers sold to help. ingl Paid direct, fully guaranteed. No experi- Femalo Subleaser needod Spring 97 or 1' 24 E Wooster St. at BEE GEE Rental & Sales. 125 Subleasers needed: Spnng & Summer. Rent: Phone 352-5101 ence necessary Call 7 days (407) 8752022 W. Poe Rd. • Pre-programmed, sooner Own Room (230 * util ./mo. no securi- E»l 0561 H4g. ty dep Call Lahna 353-2713 $237/mo. * elec. Good size apl. A dose to Help! I need 2-3 tickets for graduation! Local number. Large Service area. campus. Call Stephanie or Man-Ho 353-6821. Sing SILENT NIGHT Will pay $$$l PLEASE Call Rachel 100 Gynmasacs Jobs: Children's Summer' PH 352-4646 Grad. Student Only - 2 bedroom upper duplex Wanted: Male or Female grad student to lease with 1600 of your closest friends I 372-3507 Camps. NY. PA. MAINE. Teach - Beam. Bars. (480 a month . sec deposit . util. 353-7257. 1 br. apt. Rent neg. Avail. Dec. 20th - Aug. 15. CANOE LIGHT MASS Floor. Vault. Dance. Aerobics Call Arlene Stre- Powerbook 170 4/80/14 4 ind carrying case, leave message. isand 1-800-443-8428 FAX: 516-933-7949. Call Tammy 352-1406 A BGSU tradition 2 batteries, Ram double, Clans Works. $600. Houses & Duplexes for *97-*98 School year 8 PM Sunday in the Ballroom 500 Summer Camp Jobs: NY. PA, NEW ENG- SfyleWnierll. Inkjet pnnier. ind cartridge. 1 to 3 person homes avail. -12 mo lease only Help! Need 2 Graduation Tickets! LAND. Choose Irom 50. camps. 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Please Choose from choice apartments within walking distance remember to recycle all material before to campus Summer 1997 and school year 19971998. leaving for the break. Thanks for your 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heat and 129 participation this falL See you in the spring. water Included, air conditioning L 614 Third St Apt.4, B.G. Resident Manager 362-4380 2 BGSU Recycling 372-8909 ^♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦^♦♦♦♦♦♦| Nate used to be a nerd. The BG News needs ...then he rented Photographers from Newlove! For Spring Friday, December 13th 1997 Staff NEWIPVE 10 pm - close Rentals the Beef carvers Paid Positions Available 328 S. Main (OUR ONLY OFFICE) 352-5620 •21&up«$l domestic drafts during Happy Hour • Applications are available in Room 210, West Hall ! r r~ Campus rcstrooms unplugged

Vlnce Guerrierl better care of my Union of- The Back Pages fice.Olscamp Hall: The building is a showcase for new teciuiolo- Did you ever notice how things gy, and the bathrooms look it. are more peaceful near a body of Airy, well-lit and almost antisep- water? tically clean, these bathrooms Why do people always go to the give the appearance of a hospital ocean to relax, when there's a room. The stalls are nice and much closer body of water? Let's roomy, and, like Hayes, have real face it, when nature calls, every- hooks on the doors. If there is one thing else becomes secondary. qualm with these restrooms, it's Unfortunately, on this campus, their lack of towels. Olscamp, in there are too many men's rooms trying to keep with its high-tech that make using the can an un- image, has hand dryers. Now, pleasant experience. There are some people prefer dryers, but some bright spots on campus, using towels, to me, is a little though. I've seen them all, the more thorough. black holes and the saunas, the Jerome Library: The first floor places with the best reading ma- bathroom is cramped, due in part terial and the biggest stalls. Here to a set of shelves there, which I are my recommendations. presume make up for the lack of Hayes Hall: Classy. Very hooks in the stalls. classy. Nice color scheme (bur- The bathrooms on the other gundy and grey). The stalls are floors are tucked away in cor- nice and roomy, and the lighting ners, allowing for the peace and is sufficient for you to pass the quiet in the library to follow over time reading. There's never any into the toilets. These bathrooms shortage of paper or towels, and are much cleaner, probably be- there are actually hooks on the cause nobody goes up above the back of the doors. The men's first floor. room is very clean. It also doesn't Hanna Hall: Hell. Pure and smell too bad, unlike some other simple hell. Hot as hell and just restrooms on campus, an exam- as scary. The yellow and brown ple being motif is unnerving. The graffiti The Union: They say smells are alone should scare the hell out of one of the most powerful agents you. Or scare the crap out of you. of recollection. With that in mind, It must be something about the these bathrooms remind me of old buildings on campus, as the the outhouses at the baseball tradition continues with... field on an 80 degree day. You University Hall: Where ele- don't escape in these bathrooms, phants go to die. And there's only you escape from these bath- one place for these elephants to rooms. In their defense, there's die. There's one bathroom on the never any shortage of reading first floor that everyone refers material, unless you've already you to. I think I set the land speed Courttiy BG Newi Pool Photography read The BG News. At the Union, record on the steps between the you can catch up on reading The fourth and first floors. However, The King of Toilet Reviews reiU upon his throne In West Hall. like it.' News, with two or three days' there is a bathroom on the third West Hall Is rated by Mr. Guerrierl In the following words: "I worth of papers there at times. The campus men need to take See BATHROOMS, page ten. 9 Cruise s n Baby, it's a crash, crash, crash film involving Brandon Wray The Back Pages Vines Guerrierl His relationship with Kelly The Back Pages Preston, who plays Cruise's Speedball Baby, It's a crash, fiancee as a total bitch, also crash, crash "," directed tells a lot about him. by Cameron Crowe, is an in- Gooding walks a fine line "The best rock is made by volving, complex tale of a man between comic relief and sickos, perverts, ghouls, and de- who wants to do the right Cruise's conscience, and he linquents." -THE BOSTON thing, but is unsure what the does it well. Bonnie Hunt PHOENIX right thing is. plays Zcllweger's sister and New York's Speedball Baby Tom Cruise plays the title her voice of reason, cautioning has a sound unlike anything you character, a sports agent. The her sister not to be taken in by have ever heard. Not even in the character starts out in the tra- a man who sells people for a dreams of the most deranged dition of any other Tom Cruise living. psycho you know could you find character: a handsome, cocky The movie is replete with Speedball Baby's music. young man with a boyish sports cameos, including Al, Try to imagine hillbilly-punks demeanor and a smirk. At his Frank and Dan from Monday who find their inspiration In lit- bachelor party, his friend, Night Football; , erature, street life, and early ob- played by Jay Mohr, late of Troy Aikman, scure punk and rockabilly music. "Saturday Night Live," says, and Wayne Fontes (perhaps Ron Ward, frontman for 'This is what it's all about. Wayne's trying to break into Speedball Baby, said his groups's Everyone loves you." movies; God knows his foot- music is very urban echoing the But the rug is pulled out ball days are limited). sound and culture of New York from Cruise after he writes a Another great star in a City. mission statement, which he cameo is Glenn Frey, who "Many of the songs are auto- titles "The Things We Think, plays the owner of the Arizona biographical,"Ward said. "They But Do Not Say." He Is fired, Cardinals, the team Gooding are based on experiences my here on bands that people don't band and Ward as "drawing on music that Is meant ot be per- and soon is left with only two plays for. It is almost ironic friends or I have had. Many deal try to explore and get into new downtown junkie mystique, formed live. people In the world: his only that Frey, the man who wrote with desperation, whether that things. MTV here Just feeds peo- street-comer paranoid schizoph- client. Rod Tldwell, played by a song with the line 'They will involves drugs, emotions or other ple and they don't really know renia, B-movie beatnik solill- Picture yourself at some hip Cuba Gooding, Jr., and his as- never forget you until some- problems. Pick any problem, and what they're receiving." qules, and the cackling, hiccup- club where your sistant, Dorothy Boyd, played body new comes along," has a if you live in New York long Speedball Baby would be lucky ing, ghosts of long forgotten hill- head is getting fuzzy and your by Renee Zellweger, who is part in this movie. enough you will have some kind to get on "120 Minutes" one time billy madmen from Mack Self feet seem to be floating. The completely devoted to him Frey's lyric serves as a of experience with It." with the format MTV has Ward and Carl Perkins to murderous smoke in the air seems to form after reading his mission summation of this movie, Ward said his band is not an said. He added that is too bad be- freestyle trailer-park pariah Ha- clouds that you think could swal- statement. which should serve as a warn- alternative band because they cause his band is much more vis- sil Adkins." low you. In the midst of all this Cruise gives an incredible, ing of the false notions of suc- really don't sound like many of ual than any of the bands on "Cinema," available on Fort you hear some stange kind of multlfaceted performance as cess. And it would serve as the bands who are labeled that. there. Apache and MCA Records, is a sound that resembles music but a man who sold his soul to his such. If not for the ending, He added that MTV is not open to "We like to dress funky, and very good album that will really it sounds really strange. The business to become the best. which is a contrived Holly- bands like Speedball Baby. our show is very high energy," shock many listeners. Do not ex- sound Is like some drunk crazy He has seen the mountain and wood happy ending. Cruise "MTV Europe is much cooler Ward said. pect to hear anything you have people with caterwauling vocals Is pushed off. says "We live in a cynical than it is here. It is much more In a review of one their New ever heard before on this album. ' and Pulp Fiction-style guitar. But Jerry Maguire is not world" at the end of the movie. open-minded," Ward said. "It's so York shows, Carty Carioll of The It is very raw and down and ; Well the band making that sound just a In a suit. Cruise This ending takes away from much easier to get information Boston Phoenix descibed the dirty. The band specializes in is Speedball Baby. and Crowe make the character the Impact of the movie, and sympathetic, showing the contributes to the cynicism, price he paid to be the best he tying up all the loose ends a Ol'Blue Eyes celebrates 81st birthday was. Cruise, at one point, says, little too neatly. "I hate myself. I hated my Another minor qualm with Loulnn Lota Thursday night. daughter Nancy Sinatra said on celebration last year. place in the world." He main- the movie is how Cruise keeps The Associated Press Sinatra, though, was on the ABC-TV •Turning Point" Thurs- tains his ambivalence about An unidentified source close running into hanging lamps West Coast, celebrating with his day. quoted in Thursday's New York his life in his relationships and ducking. I mean, he's 5 BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - For family In private. "He feels very well," publicist Post said Sinatra was in "very with Gooding, the last link to foot 8 inches tail! But this his 81st birthday, 01' Blue Eyes What does he want for his Susan Reynolds added. the business he does so well, poor health" and wont be able to shouldn't be enough to keep got a dash of blue skies: The top birthday? Ms. Reynolds said the Sinatras and Zellweger, who seems to perform again. you from enjoying "Jerry Ma- of the Empire State Building was "You'll never guess - another decided to keep the party a fami- be on the outside looking in. However, Ms. Reynolds said guire." illuminated in blue in his honor birthday. Isn't that sweet?" ly-only affair because of a gala that's old news. I page ten The IK. News Friday, December 13,1996 BATHROOMS • Executive Action Continued from page nine. no problems with the Americans with Disabilities Act, I just don't floor squirreled behind a jani- President's like using toilets that weren't Conference Chart Room tor's closet. meant for me. Room Office Memorial Hall: It's pretty bad West Hall: It's not bad. The having to fight the crowds during first floor men's room is cold, 1 halftime at basketball games, but though, and there's nothing Memorial Hall makes it a little worse than using a cold bath- The easier. There is no shortage of room. Gallery stalls, and there is high turnover The newsroom is my home John there due to the fact that the away from home, so I guess that place Is like a sauna. I Just wish makes the second floor John my IN they would have a separate bath- office. The stalls are of a good McFall Center Nicest necessary room on campus! room for reporters, though (hint, size, and there's usually enough hint). paper and hooks. It's not a bad Education Building: This can place to spend my day. Location: Second Floor next to west stairwell be summed up in one word: Overall, I feel the University's Rating: Four flushes CLAUSTROPHOBIA!! The stalls men's rooms score a seven on a Warning! Graf itti in this bathroom is non-existent, and are closing in, and the stenciled scale of one to 10. That's only average. I believe such a score is it should remain that way. Besides, if there were letters on the door that say "Un- lawful Conduct Will Not Be what keeps this institution from grafitti in here, how fun would it be to read? Grafitti Tolerated" jump out at you. I now becoming the premier learning about the Master Plan is no grafitti at all! understand why male teachers instituion it could be. Bowling are nuts. If I had to experience Green State University should at this regularly (or irregularly), I'd least be a number one or two. go off the deep end. Vince Guerrieri is a profes- McFall Center: The head on the sional restroom reviewer for the American Heart second floor is not befitting of News. If he cannot be found in Medical miracles the president's stature. It's dark, the newsroom, look for him in his Association office. He'd really appreciate it if start with research Fighting Heen Disease «> and it has only one stall, which is and Stroke handicap-accessible. Now, I've you brought him a magazine.

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Even though the band has only "Blues For Henry..", the band Aaron Welsbrod been together for about two The Back Pages took an eight track mobile studio years now, they've managed to to Hines Farm, a legendary blues build up a large and dedicated To classify the Toledo-based landmark that blues giants like following throughout the region, John Lee Hooker and Count Ba- quartet Five Horse Johnson as and in the process has opened for merely a blues band is like say- sie were known to frequent heavyweight bands like Dick ing that Mlchaelangelo was just throughout the SO s and 60 s. Dale, Southern Culture on the Upon arriving at Hines Farm, some guy who did some drawing Skids and Raging Slab. Raging and sculpting in his spare time. the band recorded their eight Slab has just invited them to open Mind you I'm not claiming that song CD merely getting together, up on the Eastern leg of their playing with as much power and Five Horse Johnson, who will be United States tour. playing at Howard's Club H to- passion as possible, and hitting night with Detriot's high-octane A large part of the band's suc- the "Record" button. Once a song cess is undoubtedly due to their rock band Shifter, is a band that was completed the band pre- is destined to be recorded in extremely energetic and heart- pared for their next number, re- every history book in the world. felt shows. fusing to use any overdubs or To label them merely as a blues Unlike many other area bands, fancy production techniques on band is bordering on blasphemy. the individual members of the the album that might overly en- Rather than sticking to a more band ( Eric Oblander on harmon- hance or cover-up, cetain aspects traditional blues sound (if there ica. Brad Coffin on guitar, Steve ofthe song. is such a thing as a"traditional" Smith on bass, and Jim Arm- Although the band is fully 'Mars Attacks' has blues sound). Five Horse Johnson strong on drums) individually or aware that most commercial incorporates musical devices and jointly contributed to the works radio stations, and both MTV influences that include grunge, of various "big league" bands stations do not broadcast blues, reggae, rock and even punk in a like Big Chief and Gone In Six the band plans on remaining ded- Seconds before combining their icated to the musical path they Burton's dark humor successful effort to create a truly unique, yet authentic blues sound efforts to form Five Horse John- have chosen and hopes to contin- Jack Sycamore Brown and others. science fiction movies of the that both young and old fans of son. ue exposing music listening to a THE BACK PAGES This Martian-mayhem, mad- 50s. Growing up on all those the blues can appreciate and en- Furthermore, when it came style of music that is oftentimes cap spoof is produced by Bur- movies about Martians with joy. time for the band to record overlooked by the majority. Tim Burton, who has brought ton and Larry Franco from a big brains sort of stays with to the screen such signature screenplay by Jonathan Gems you forever." films as "Batman," "Beetle- based upon the Topps trading The breathless action in juice," and "Edward Scissor- card series depleting the "Mars Attacks" bounces be- Graduation, travel may hands" now turns his charater- planetwide pandemonium that tween the stately grandeur of i.stic deft, dark humor, to a ensues when little green men Washington DC; the studios classic genre - the Martian in- from the Angry Red planet in- and apartments of New York vasion of Earth - in "Mars At- vade. City; a desolate donut shop and end funk-styled Streak tacks." The all-star, cross- After the release of his ho- the surrounding plains of Kan- country sci-fi comedy will play mage to the best bad director sas; and the bulbs of and buzz this weekend. Warner Bros, of all time, "Ed Wood,"Burton of Las Vegas. To populate thses Brandon Wray distributes the film worldwide. was trying to determine what varies locales. Burton called The Back Pages Playing the Earthlings under his next directorial effort upon a dream team of some of intergalaclic siege is a stellar would be. He found himself re- cinema's foremost talents. Local band Streak will perform cast of dazzlers. Led by Jack calling the low-budget, double- Casting the 20 lead roles in at Rhythm and Brews coffee- Nicholson in a dual role, the feature fare of his youth "I the film proved not too arduous house Saturday in what might be ensemble includes Glenn wanted to do something fun. for Burton as he discovered their swan song in Bowling Close, Annette Bening, Pierce the kind of movies I grew up many of the screen's brightest Green. Brosnan, Danny Devito, Martin watching," Burton explained in stars clamoring to be a part of College of Music student Robert Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, the "Mars Attacks" press this once-in-career this one-of- Vandergriff, lead singer and Michael J. Fox, Tom Jones, Jim release."! 've always loved the a-kind of comedy. rhythm guitar player is leaving for Israel to study music there and learn about Eastern music. Alex Anestasopoulos, lead guitar player, Is graduating and going to Live show goes Vertical play guitar in Spain for a while. He is also going to check the jazz Brett Mercurl Rhythmic Records releases of and Back Again") in which th& club scene according to Vander- The BG News "There and Back Again" and lyrics of the Police's "Message in griff. "Running on Ice," a couple of a Bottle" were used to surround Streak recently changed its If I told you that for a mere $31 new tunes and two covers. The the songs' similar vein. They musical style to 70s-style funk. a mellow folk band that played in performing at Rhythm and witnessed one of the best of the band, comprised of 2 guita- turned "Wash Away"(from Vandergriff said that funk is local coffeehouses, benefits and Brews for its friends and fans as 30 or so live shows that I have rists/vocalists, bass player and "Running on Ice") from a folk making a comeback now with clubs like Howard's and the a form of goodbye in case they seen, would you think that I was drummer, turned their laid-back tinged ditty into an up-tempo j Parliament Funkadelic getting former Club 21, which is now don't ever play together again. insane? If so, then I should be in a folk rock sound into an all-out guitar show that would have im-1 back together. Gargoyles. They also played at Alex will probably return from mental institution. blaze of energy. It wasn't long pressed the likes of Eddie Van The change happenned when the Black Swamp Arts Festival Spain, but just in case he doesn't Vertical Horizon put on an before everyone in the bar was Halen. The vocals were as- they were playing Vandergriff the last two years. Vandergriff he wanted to thank their fans one amazing 15-song set at Rick's, a "busting a move." One of the tounding, and the band was tight said. They like to improvise when said Streak takes rhythm and last time. decent sized bar in Ann Arbor, shows highlights was a song ti- and musically sound. I'll definite- playing and just decided to "funk percussion very seriously. They taking the songs from their tled "On the Sea" (from "There ly see them in the future. up" their music more. like to bend the rhythm he said. Streak plays at 9:00 Saturday Streak originally started out as Vandergriff said the band is night.

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