THE CHRONICLE MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1990 DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA CIRCULATION: 15,000 VOL. 85, NO. 142 Brodie, students observe Earth Day Women's tennis wins President details efforts to save environment third consecutive title By HELEN DOOLEY Members of the University By ANDY LAYTON According to Preyer, O'­ community joined hands on Sun­ Despite playing without its Reilly suffered cartilage dam­ day to celebrate the Earth. top player, sebior Patti O'Reil­ age to her knee during an ear­ Approximately 75 people ly, ninth-ranked Duke cap­ lier match. Preyer was unsure turned out for "Hands Across tured its third consecutive At­ how long O'Reilly would be Duke," the University's final lantic Coast Conference sidelined. program in observance of "Earth women's tennis title. The top- "I don't know what the fu­ Week." seeded Blue Devils defeated ture holds for her," Preyer "Earth Week" is in­ second-seeded and 22nd- said. "Patti's injury was more ternationally recognized as a ranked Clemson, 5-1, in Sun­ of a surprise to happen so time to promote awareness of the day's finals at College Park, close to the fACCl tour­ environment and how we can Md. nament. We had to regroup." protect it. Celebrations and "The third was really With all of its players mov­ awareness programs have taken sweet," head coach Jane ing up a notch in the seventh- place around the world, cul­ Preyer said. "It felt better ranked O'Reilly's absence, minating on Sunday, the twenti­ than the second one. freshman Julie Exum became eth anniversary of the first MARK WASMER/THE CHRONICLE "We were favored to win it, Duke's new catalyst. Exum "Earth Day." President Keith Brodie holds hands with Trinity sophomore but doing it and executing it is did not lose a game in her The 20 minute celebration, Katherine Seay (I.) to commemorate Earth Day. Seay organized another thing. I feel like we three matches and earned which included comments from the event. lived up to what we should ACC Tournament Most Valu­ President Keith Brodie, took do." able Player honors. place on the Chapel Quad. attitude [toward the environ­ Brodie spoke on the Universi­ The victory raised the Blue "I felt great out there," "You've got 200 million people ment]," said Trinity sophomore ty's continuing efforts to engage Devils' overall record to 23-3. Exum said. "I concentrated all over the world — and we're Katherine Seay, a member of in environmentally safe prac­ Duke now awaits to hear its hard this tournament. My linking arms with them, on this, Ecologically Concerned Organi­ tices. opening round opponent in main goal out on the court the 20th anniversary of 'Earth zation of Students (ECOS) and The University plans to recycle the upcoming NCAA tour­ was to concentrate on every Day,'" Brodie said. organizer of Hands Across Duke. approximately 50 percent of all nament, held May 9-13 in point and not make dumb er- "The intention of the whole "Although I'm not qualified, I'd waste produced, Brodie said. In Gainesville, Fla. See ACC, p.l, Sportswrap • world celebration is to develop a like to thank you for coming on addition, asbestos was removed new attitude — a more respectful behalf of the earth," she said. See EARTH on page 5> Hostage Polhill released by pro-Iranian terrorists

By YOUSSEF IBRAHIM N.Y. Times News Service Robert Polhill DAMASCUS, Syria — Robert Kidnapped Polhill, a 55-year-old American Jan. 24, 1987 taken hostage more than three Released years ago in Beirut by pro-Ira­ April 22, 1990 nian kidnappers, was released into the custody of Syrian army officers in Beirut on Sunday. Polhill was held hostage Polhill, who was immediately by the Islamic Jihad for driven to Damascus, appeared the Liberation of Palestine. relieved but very pale and gaunt • Age 55, New York as he spoke at a news conference • Professor of business in the Syrian capital. "I want to studies and accounting at tell you I am very happy to be Beirut University College here," he said. • Currently married to his MARK WASMER/THE CHRONICLE Struggling to keep a smile, he second wife, Feryal. Polhill The real rat race said, "I am sorry I kept you wait­ has two children from his Third-year business student Joe Sylve takes out his frustrations at Fuqua's MBA games. Busi­ ing so long. Thirty-nine months first marriage. ness schools from around the country competed in this and other silly events to raise is a long time." • Polhill is a diabetic who $26,000 for Special Olympics. The Fuqua school tied UNC for the championship. Although a number of French requires daily medication. • Attended Cornell University and West German hostages have and graduated from New been freed in recent years, Pol­ York University in 1961, hill, an accounting professor at after which he began work Chinese scholars allowed to stay Beirut University College, was as a New York accountant. the first American captive to be released in Lebanon in nearly Bush order allows visitors to remain until 1994 three and a half years and the release. first during the Bush adminis­ Polhill was seized with two By SUSANNE FUCHSHUBER antees Chinese citizens employ­ Quifeng Shen, president of the tration. other American educators who Chinese students and scholars ment authorization tion until Chinese Student and Scholar As­ The last American freed was remain captives, Jesse Turner in the United States who are 1994. sociation, agreed that the exemp- David Jacobsen, former director and Alann Steen, on Jan. 24, afraid to return to their home­ The extention directly pertains' See CHINA on page 4 • of the American University 1987 by a group calling itself Is­ land need no longer fear the to all Chinese nationals who Hospital in Beirut, who was set lamic Holy War for the Libera­ threat of being forced out by the were in the United States on or free on Nov. 2, 1986 as an out­ tion of Palestine. His release United States government. after June 5, 1989, the date of Weather growth ofthe Iran-Contra affair. ended five days of suspenseful President George Bush, earlier the Chinese crackdown on stu­ Polhill's release leaves 17 and extremely delicate diploma­ this month, ordered the State dent protesters in Tienamen Theme music: Duh-dunt, cy, in which Syria had a promi­ Westerners, including 7 Ameri­ Department to waive for Chinese Square. duh-dunt . . . Just when you nent role. cans, missing and believed held nationals all immigration regula­ How will the presidential order thought you were through, by kidnappers in Lebanon. The United States ambassador tions requiring the government effect Chinese visitors at the here come finals. Study in the President Bush, speaking in to Syria, Edward Djerejian, ex- to force the departure of foreign University? Anna Tan, the Uni­ sun: high around 80. Florida, welcomed Polhill's See HOSTAGE on page 2 • visitors. The deferral also guar­ versity's visa specialist, and PAGE 2 THE CHRONICLE MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 World & National Newsfile Associated Press Millions around world go green for Earth Day Argentina halts missile: The By LESLIE SHEPHERD defense minister said Argentina has Associated Press ablaze, according to the public TV net­ capital of Vilnius, which is currently halted development of a medium-range LONDON — Environmentalists col­ work NHK. fighting a Soviet energy blockade missile that experts said could carry a lected tons of garbage from Japanese designed to break its independence drive. chemical or nuclear warhead. beaches, sculpted a giant thermometer In Gdansk, Poland, students bicycled East Germans gathered near the Berlin from a French glacier to protest global through the Baltic port's Old Town to Wall to view exhibits and celebrate their warming and rallied on the world's U.S. Celebrates: Millions of Amer­ protest air pollution, and a similar protest newly won freedom to raise environmen­ streets and mountaintops Sunday to was held in Rome. Environmentalists on tal issues. Under the Stalinist regime icans cleaned up beaches and road­ mark Earth Day. sides, planted trees and listened to bicycles, roller skates and other motorless ousted in October, environmentalists had music with a message as they cele­ Organizers estimated that 200 million vehicles marched through the Lithuanian to operate underground. brated the 20th anniversary of Earth people in 136 countries took part in Day, the "environmental teach-in" that events dedicated to saving the environ­ ment. launched a movement. "If Earth Day does nothing else, it will Syria receives freed hostage . . . give the clear message to politicians Kremlin denies action: A top that millions of people are aware of the • HOSTAGE from page 1 The Syrian government has also Communist official said the Lithua­ problems facing the earth and what needs pressed thanks to Syria's president, Hafez pressed radical Arab organizations, in­ nian independence movement is lead­ to be done about it," said Andrew Lees, of al-Assad, and its foreign minister, Farouk cluding terrorist groups it used to sup­ ing the republic to catastrophe, and the British branch of Friends of the al-Sharaa, lauding the "effort undertaken port, to cease their activities. denied the Kremlin has imposed a to­ Earth. by the government of Syria" to bring The sharp decline of Soviet control in tal economic blockade. Students carried a globe on a stretcher, about Polhill's release. Eastern Europe has also sent a clear mes­ symbolizing a sick Earth, in a parade in The Syrian foreign minister said his sage, felt keenly here, that confronta­ COUP Crushed: Nigeria's military Hong Kong's twin city of Kowloon. About country's efforts and the freeing of Polhill tional policies with the West will have lit­ government said it had crushed a coup 1,000 people marched, many dressed as "will be just the beginning of the release tle support from Moscow. attempt Sunday after heavy fighting trees or animals and waving green rib­ of the rest of the hostages." He empha­ Polhill gained his freedom in West with rebel troops for control of the cap­ bons and banners. sized that Syria "worked closely with Beirut at 5:15 p.m. on Sunday. ital of Lagos. In Chamonix, France, ice sculptors Iran" to bring Polhill out of captivity. Witnesses told The Associated Press Christian Claudel and Francis Cuny Syria, United States, and other foreign that a car "screeched to a halt about 50 Real estate WOeS: Real estate carved a giant thermometer on the Mer de officials here said a principal factor in the yards from the entrance to the Summer- problems are spreading from the Glace glacier to protest global warming success of these talks was the apparent land Hotel" in the heavily battered Leba­ Southwest and Northeast, threatening resulting from air pollution. new orientation guiding Syrian foreign nese capital, let Polhill out, and then sped urban markets across the nation, says In Japan, about 35,000 people gathered policy, a process that many Syrians refer away. a new analysis by banking regulators. on Yumenoshima, or Dream Island, an ar­ to as "our perestroika." He was picked up minutes later by a tificial island in Tokyo Bay made from Over the last few months, Syria has bulletproof Mercedes carrying Brig. Gen. Wilder criticized: After 100 days landfill consisting mostly of garbage from made a palpable effort to reinsert itself in Ghazi Kenaan, the chief of military intel­ in office, Gov. L. Douglas Wilder has Tokyo. A temporary facility for recycling Arab politics, mending fences with Egypt ligence for the Syrian army in Lebanon. earned widespread attention for his tin cans was set up to emphasize the prob­ and speaking favorably about the possi­ The Syrian officer drove with him to "New Mainstream" agenda but lem of waste disposal on the island bility of pursuing a peaceful solution to Damascus, escorted by an armed motor­ criticism at home from some who say nation. the Mideast crisis after two decades of ad­ cade along a heavily protected road, and he has ignored black concerns and has In western Japan, volunteers gathered vocating a policy of military confrontation brought him to the Foreign Ministry, little vision for Virginia. six tons of trash on a beach and set it with Israel. where Djerejian greeted him.

The Black Student Alliance presents Asian/Pacific Studies Institute and the JULIAN BOND, Office of the Chancellor, Duke University political activist and leader

n REPUBLIC OF CHINA- U.S RELATIONS"

Mou-Shih Ding Representative of the Coordination Council for North American Affairs

Monday, April 23, 1990 Monday, April 23 12:00 Noon 6:00 p.m. 116 Old Chemistry Bryan Center Duke West Campus Van Canon Hall ;|e $ s|e _{_ sfc The lecture is free and open to the public. Reception to follow MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 THE CHRONICLE PAGE 3 Harvey Gantt's vision hampered by lack of campaign funds

By RICK BROOKS The Charlotte Observer reported last an end in 1987 after he ran a lackluster With just two weeks left until the Dem­ week that Gantt's campaign has raised campaign against Republican Sue Myrick ocratic primary, Harvey Gantt is still just $168,900, less than Democratic com­ and lost by less than 1,000 votes. But af­ searching for the money and name recog­ petitors Bo Thomas and Michael Easley, ter former Gov. Jim Hunt, who was nar­ nition he needs to win the primary and and just a fraction of the $5.4 million rowly defeated by Helms in the 1984 Sen­ face incumbent Sen. Jesse Helms in Helms has raised. The shortage of funds ate election, decided not to run again, November. has left Gantt unable to join Thomas, Gantt consulted with party leaders and The 47-year-old Gantt, who served two Easley and John Ingram on television, eventually decided to join the race. terms as mayor of Charlotte, crisscrossed where he could present a political career Even though Gantt has gone on the the state last weekend to debate his oppo­ that is far different than his Democratic road to articulate his campaign themes nents and to stump at county Democratic opponents. —clear support for environmental issues, conventions. But in a race that lacks fan­ Gantt has led a public life ever since he federal and state funding for abortion and fare, Gantt has done little to present his was admitted to Clemson University in higher education spending — he has been message to a broader statewide audience. 1963 as its first black student. Gantt went reluctant to criticize his opponents or At a debate taped before Democrats on to receive a master's degree in city even Helms. from 22 counties on Friday night, Gantt planning from the Massachusetts Insti­ While Bo Thomas attacked Helms sketched a broad vision of dreams, hard tute of Technology, and he founded his relentlessly during Friday's debate, Gantt work and opportunity. He said he was the own architecture firm in Charlotte in spoke quietly and appeared to choose his candidate who "offers the starkest con­ 1971. words carefully. SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE trast to the vision" of Helms. As an influential city councilman and As the Democratic primary approaches, Harvey Gantt But even as Gantt laid out plans to revi­ businessman, Gantt helped lead Char­ Gantt seems content to preach a message talize state schools and help working lotte through school desegregation in the of broad themes designed to appear families, his campaign advisors refused to 1970s. As mayor, he used his professional thoughtful and progressive enough to lead Gantt said. "We need to do something say when Gantt would begin advertising training to work toward restricting Char­ him into a campaign against Helms. about public education. We need to do on television. "We just haven't made any­ lotte's suburban sprawl and revitalizing something about health care. We need to thing public yet," said John Culperson, aan the city's downtown neighborhoodsneighborhoods.. "Wee have the opportunity to do somsome do something about the drug problem in aide to Gantt's campaigncampaign.. Hiss tenure as mayor came crashing tto things now to reinvest in ourselves,ourselves," ourr societysociety.. II wanwantt ttoo ddoo something.something."" Cutting intestines to spite the stomach may help obese people

By LINDA ULRICH tion of any food that is eaten and forceforcess nal path. Then, a gastric stapling operaopera-­ to 45 year-old patients who weigh over A new surgical procedure being devel-­ thee body to use its own fat stores for ththee tion is performed to ensure maintenancmaintenancee 125 percent of their ideal weight. Forr such opes-\-r\i-\rld Vb_ y-T a«-__ docto_>"l_r_Kp»_-i-fcir» ilinl Tth !-_*-e_ Medical\/1_ir__r4i_r»oll ICente ATitfllr' _r»rcarbohydrate_ _»l-_/"-I". _T_rl -*•«-. 4- _nsn an_-_-•-_-d- fat+V-4-.-s 1 i•_•_--_-__-__-t need_ _-3s r~, ofP thii e_ weigh• t__i _ loss1 .____. . . ITn gastriJ c*_ . stapling_J I-— ____,_ a_ extremelA** 4- _._-__-«_•_y! •_• - obesrtUnnne patients»-__-_-_--__-_-»-_4-_-,. regula_>/\mil _-_•»r * dietin_r---._--T.jng r will allow obese patients to reach and An intervenous tube inserted in the pa­ small pouch is formed by stapling to­ is too difficult to maintain. maintain their ideal body weight. tient's shoulder allows him to receive es­ gether the stomach walls; this makes the "No one has that much stick-to-itness to The procedure, if proven successful, sential nutrients, such as proteins, vita­ stomach smaller, and the patient quickly lose 150 to 200 pounds by diet therapy would be the first to accomplish that feat. mins and electrolytes, without accom­ feels their stomach is full. alone," Grant said. Although still in experimental stages, the panying calories. After stomach stapling, Grant's pa­ A 30 year old super-obese patient is 10 process developed by Dr. John Grant, di­ During the weight loss phase of the tients will regain a small amount of to 12 times more likely to have an early rector of Nutritional Support Services and program, the patient can eat as much and weight, about 20 to 30 pounds, he said. death. Super-obese people suffer high a surgeon in general and thoracic surgery, whatever he wants and still lose weight However, the amount of weight regained rates of fatal pulmonary problems, car­ has shown promising results in the five because none of his food is absorbed by is minimal compared to the amount lost. diac problems such as heart failure and patients tested so far. the body. This lack of absorption causes This operation is being designed for 20 See WEIGHT on page 5 • Super-obese women weigh more than diarrhea every time he eats, resulting in 300 pounds and super-obese men weigh an aversion to food and a decrease in his more than 400 pounds. appetite. Correction The weight loss regimen begins with a Grant's procedure is no crash diet — it surgical operation in which the upper­ will take most patients about a year to a A page 1 story in Friday's Chronicle misstated the nature of a question posed to most part of the patient's small intestine year and a half to reach their ideal President Keith Brodie at Thursday's Academic Council meeting. Mechanical En­ is cut and connected to the middle of the weight. Most patients lose weight at the gineering Professor Edward Shaughnessy asked Brodie how many Medical Center large intestine. Most food is normally ab­ rate of three pounds a week. doctors whose medical credentials are currently under review, other than Asso­ sorbed by the small intestine. Once patients reach their ideal body ciate Professor of Pathology Kenneth McCarty, had received a letter from a law Surgically bypassing 90 to 95 percent of weight, physicians undo the surgery and firm telling them to resign or lose their credentials. Brodie replied, "None." the small intestine prevents the absorp­ reconnect the intestines along their origi­ The Chronicle regrets the error.

S c R CROOK'S in the Bryan Center Film Theater SCREEN/SOCIETY CORNER and the . - ______/.w.v.Vi;:i'.'.' *______... N Fine Southern / African Studies Committee s- «.'//•'/ - r w *e c. KI *. • _ 'jCaY/ i • Dining tn _S._ _. •...» c_£j ^ y.-. W... ySn^- -~ present ii.-Sff.','--,_.:«F_/J| • 'WW,-,: '.v__.• .• BLL______•___..A.•.•€_• «i-.• ••mMt • _.•»_-__•_»_*-_•__-_. -v.- -_?___J I Films from South Africa •ss§ Woza Albert Mapantsula w :l:l _ili_J 3E d. Barney Simon d. Oliver Schmitz o Also Serving _?ragar 1982, (55 min). 1988, (104 min). Sunday Brunch 7:00 pm 8:15 pm Tffii j .ffTJTfl.. i.ffi 610 W. Franklin St. Chapel Hill. NC sssa Y SCREEN/SOCIETY is a newly formed collective interested in supplementing and di­ versifying - both politically and culturally - the films presented at Duke University. All of our screenings are FREE and open to the public - Monday nights in the Bryan Center Film Theater. PAGE 4 THE CHRONICLE MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 N.C. representatives vote to help consumers fight price-fixing

The following are briefs on how local jury trial if they could show that a retailer price-fixing case in nearly 10 years, said Thursday approved a bill to include seg­ congressmen voted on key issues during communicated with j the measure would ensure that consum­ ments of the Jemez and Pecos rivers in the past week. They are compiled from a manufacturer ers would continue to be able to buy low- New Mexico as part of the National Wild Congressional Quarterly. about price competi­ cost items at discount stores. Opponents and Scenic Rivers System, to be managed HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES: tion and that, as a Roi argued it would promote interference by the U.S. Forest Service. The House Wednesday passed, 235-157, a result, the supplier with the free enterprise system and clog Passed 391-1, the measure would desig­ bill that would make it easier for consum­ cut off a rival retail­ v__^__A_.I| the courts. nate 11 miles of the East Fork of the ers to bring antitrust suits against those er. The consumer would have to show only The Bush administration opposes the Jemez and 20.5 miles ofthe Pecos — both who engage in vertical price-fixing prac­ that the communication substantially bill. popular trout streams — as wild and sce­ tices. Vertical price-fixing occurs when contributed to the termination ofthe busi­ Voting for the bill: David Price (D-4th nic rivers. manufacturers and certain retailers agree ness relationship. district) and Tim Valentine (D-2nd dis­ Voting for the bill: Price and Valentine. on minimum retail prices. Bill supporters, noting that the Justice trict). SENATE: The Senate had no impor­ The bill would allow consumers to get a Department has not prosecuted a vertical Rivers designated: The House tant rollcall votes last week. Chinese scholars can remain at University due to Bush order I CHINA from page 1 What Shen and many of his friends at tion is of more immediate value to Chi­ the University fear more than persecution nese visiting scholars than to Chinese upon their return to China, Shen con­ students. cluded, is "uncertainty." He added that, Tan noted that U.S. immigration although he could not be positive, he sus­ usually forces visitors to leave once their pected that "we all went to demonstra­ visas or passports have expired. She ex­ tions and maybe had our name or picture plained that students will not be im­ taken by people in the embassy ... or spe­ mediately effected by the exemption be­ cial agents." cause foreign students are allowed to stay in the country with "Fl (student) visa sta­ Shen noted that the exemption was tus" as long as they remain full-time stu­ Bush's first attempt to act on his verbal dents. After they complete their degrees promises of sympathy to Chinese nation­ and find employment, they can usually als afraid to return to their country. Shen transfer to a different work visa status. added "the symbolic meaning is the most important because that gesture shows the Visiting scholars, however, usually world that the Bush administration is sin­ enter the country with visas valid for no MATT SCLAFANI /THE CHRONICLE cere about protecting . .. Chinese more than three years. Under normal cir­ nationals." cumstance, these scholars would be forced Chinese scholars, like these students protesting the Tienamen Square massa­ cre last summer, can remain in the United States until 1994. to leave the country for two years as soon In the future, citizens of other nations as their visas expire. Referring to another special section of ment promises to waive the requirement may have similar privileges as those Through Bush's extension, this require­ the deferral, Shen pointed out that the of a valid passport through 1994. In ad­ promised to Chinese. The sixth section of ment will be waived for Chinese visitors Chinese government has recently issued dition, the government will provide alter­ the exemption states that US immigra­ until January 1, 1994. The government special two-year passports which cannot native papers which will allow the Chi­ tion will consider looser enforcement of will provide procedures by which to alter be extended. nese citizens to travel freely without their immigration laws for all visitors in the US the visa status ofthe affected individuals. Under Bush's order, the U.S. govern­ Chinese passports. afraid of returning to their country.

You are cordially invited to a Reception, Conversation Congratulations to the 1990 initiates of and Booksigning for Allister Sparks DELTA GAMMA on the publication of PamBajo Johanna Hunston The Mind of South Africa Julie Bassett ion Joines at Gothic Bookshop Susan Bate ienniferKahr Tuesday, April 24 Angie Bethel Melissa Kirkman 4:30-6:00 pm Chelsea Cltesen^^_5 Jennifer Ladd Refreshments will be served Laura Cook Mollie Leib Anne Croteau Samantha Pelosi Lisa Davis 1 Beth Rotman Allister Sparks will be speaking Natalie Daub Barbara Shatz Wednesday, April 25 at 4:00 pm Anahita Deboo Lesli Shepard at 139 Social Science Building. Christy Edwards Shelby Snyder Sponsored by Center for the Study of Communications / the Leadership Program: Institute of Public Policy and Center for Documentary Studies Jessica Farnham Anne Sturgeon Stephanie t Shirlee Tan Elizabeth Frost Joan Tao Jennifer Gewirtz Laura White 684-3986 Upper Level Bryan Center Deidre Glasser Allana Yoelson

Student Flex Cards Accepted Monday & Wednesday 8:30 am-8pm Visa, Master Card & Tuesday. Thursday & Friday 8:30am-5pm American Express Saturday 10am-4pm MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 THE CHRONICLE PAGE 5 Doctor staples, cuts to help obese people Brodie, ECOS hold

• WEIGHT from page 3 All five patients will have to complete the entire heart attacks, high blood pressure, accidents and suicide program and maintain their weight loss for six months hands for the Earth than normal weight people. Non-mortal effects of ex­ before the results of Grant's experiments will be ready treme obesity include gallstones, diabetes and arthritis. for scientific publication. By undergoing Grant's new procedure, a super-obese • EARTH from page 1 patient can reduce his chances of these illnesses. Al­ from the Old Chemistry Building, and will be though patients undergoing the weight loss operation No one has that much stick-to- removed from the Carr building. stand a one to two percent chance of dying during sur­ itness to lose 150 to 200 Brodie thanked the organizers of the University's gery and may suffer minor complications such as infec­ "Earth Day" celebration. "Redouble your efforts and tions or clotting of their intravenous line, the risk of pounds by diet therapy alone. we will redouble ours," he said. early death resulting from obesity is still higher, Grant "With every Earth Day the world will be a better said. Dr. John Grant place, and Duke will be a better place," he added. Five patients have so far taken part in Grant's experi­ director, Nutritional Support After Brodie's remarks, participants held hands in mental procedure. One woman has completed the a large circle while the Chapel bells rang. program, dropping from 400 to 180 pounds. Another pa­ Services Some of the organizers were disappointed with the tient has almost reached his target weight and will soon small turnout. be ready to start the second, stomach stapling phase of At the earliest, it will be a year before this experimen­ "I feel the response has been dampened by the fact the protocol. Three more patients are about half-way to tal procedure is proposed to insurance companies as a that it's the last week of classes," said Heather El­ reaching their target weights. general procedure for super-obese patients. liott, Trinity senior and member of the Duke Rain­ forest Awareness Group (DRAG). However, " 'Earth Day' helps us to remember to fol­ low through and affirm a committment to the earth," Seay said. Participants were enthusiastic despite their small The Duke University Union number. "I just came to celebrate the earth and show that the earth is important. This was a good way to recognize [Earth Day]," said Trinity sophomore Kerri Major Speakers and Stroupe. "Hands Across Duke" was "a time of just five mi­ Ethics Symposium Committees nutes of awareness, of people just coming together and recognizing today is Earth Day," said Trinity present freshman Rob Alexander. AMCAS former U.S. Senator AND and AADSAS PACKETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE ATTHE Presidential candidate HEALTH PROFESSIONS ADVISING CENTER 303 UNION BUILDING

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Anyone who has worked on this Page Auditorium j/Ttj™, esteemed newspaper this year, should show up for our annual feel-good staff photo. 5 p.m. in front of James B. Duke. D_H« Uhrv»r»rty Unwn Letters EDITORIALS Article made Brodie seem untruthful PAGE 6 APRIL 23,1990

To the editor: others of the hundreds of clinical faculty In your article "Brodie put to challenge undergoing review of their hospital about doctor," the question which I asked priviledges have received a letter from a Lebensraum President Brodie is not accurately law firm telling them to resign or face the paraphrased and is out of the context in loss of their hospital priviledges. Presi­ which it was asked. dent Brodie answered none. undergraduate life and prevent ex­ Last week, the University sent out The unfortunate result is that in read­ This was the end ofthe discussion (as I acceptance letters to prospective cesses. ing the article some may arrive at an erro­ recall) and I believe the answer, no mat­ members ofthe Class of 1994. By any Now that the memory of overcrowd­ neous conclusion that President Brodie's ter how devastating, was truthful. measure, these students promise to ing is graduating with the people who response was less than truthful. As a minor point, the University may be as bright, as talented and as put up with it, the admissions office When the minutes of Academic Council dismiss a tenured faculty member for cer­ diverse as any in Duke history. doesn't seem concerned. Improve­ appear, I believe they will show that the tain well-defined reasons. These reasons Unfortunately, the Class of 1994 ments that were intended make life President and several other clinical facul­ and the procedures which must be fol­ has a serious defect: There will be far comfortable for a limited number of ty, in concert, attempted to convince the lowed are described in the Faculty Hand­ too many of them around for their students are now temptations to push Council that the review of Dr. McCarty's book, Appendix C. There is no mention hospital privileges was unconnected with there of using hired legal guns as part of own good or anyone else's. the limits again. McCarty's criticism of the B72.3 cancer that procedure. The office of undergraduate admis­ We hope the 5,725 limit isn't a piece test. The argument being that all clinical sions granted 3,838 acceptances this of convenient propaganda that the faculty undergo this review regularly. EJ Shaughnessy year — 500 more than the Class of University now finds inconvenient. I then asked the President how many professor of Mechanical Engineering 1993. Of these, 1,564 students are ex­ We also hope that students, faculty pected to matriculate. That trans­ and everyone else who will pay for an­ lates to roughly 100 more freshmen in other population explosion don't take the Class of'94. this problem lightly. What many peo­ Proposal needs community representation What's wrong here? Ask any senior; ple might view as a "freshman prob­ they'll be glad to tell you. In the fall of lem" suddenly hits home when the 1986, 1,560 of them arrived on cam­ lines for drop-add, basketball games To the editor: there was discussion over the proposal. pus and proceeded to overwhelm Uni­ and eateries suddenly grow and hous­ Dr. Edward Tiryakian proposed a long- However, others stated that there was versity facilities. Rooms were expan­ ing lotteries become studies in frus­ range plan for the Center for In­ none. The fact is, to the best of our knowl­ ded, sometimes to ridiculous ex­ tration. ternational Studies to the Academic Af­ edge, that although there was discussion fairs Trustee Committee in December of of the report among some faculty mem­ tremes. Study rooms in freshmen It is too late to do anything about last year (Article dated April 16). The bers, this discussion took place only after dorms were hastily converted to han­ the admissions office's end run plan provides for the channeling of the report was written, and thus had little dle the overflow. Drop-add became a around the population cap. It is not resources to the study of limited geo­ or no impact on the contents ofthe report. waking nightmare and the most pop­ too late, however, to make it clear graphical regions of the world. We appre­ Thus, we strongly recommend that act­ ular freshmen lectures were filled that new dorms and better service ciate Professor Tiryakian's efforts to give ing Provost Langford appoint a committee beyond capacity. aren't invitations to cram more peo­ greater focus and direction to In­ composed of students, appropriate facul­ In response to this mess, the Board ple on campus. If students make over­ ternational Studies at Duke. However, we ty, and administrators to work with Dr. of Trustees adopted a proposal to crowding a major issue, they can hit strongly believe that such a significant Tiryakian in developing a long-range plan policy statement such as this which af­ reduce undergraduate enrollment to the University where it counts — in for the Center for International Studies. fects the entire University community Enlightened discussion among all con­ 5,725 by 1990. This cap, along with its public image. At the same time, should be formulated by representatives improved facilities and new housing, they can save themselves a great deal cerned parties should be at the base of of the entire community. There was no any policy which has such direct signifi­ of pain. was meant to stabilize the quality of such representation in the formulation of cant impact on the entire University. the current proposal. There is an apparent contradiction in Ashok Parameswaran the article over this point which needs Student Member, Academic Affairs LETTERS POLICY clarificaton. Dr. Tiryakian stated that Trustee Committee

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WEEKLY PULL-OUT SPORTS SUPPLEMENT MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1990 SPORTSWRAP Exum wins tournament MVP without losing a game

• ACC from page 1, The Chronicle rors. I was in shock myself." "It,was quite unusual," Preyer said. "I haven't seen too many people with such a determined frame of mind. She played as if she wanted every point." The three victories raised the 68th-ranked Exum's overall record to 31-7. In Sunday's final, the Jacksonvil­ le, Fla. native vanquished Amy Young at No. 3, 6-0, 6-0. In other action, 40th-ranked Susan Sabo lashed Mimi Burgos, 6-4, 6-0, at No. 1 singles. Sixtieth-ranked Susan Sommerville wasted Diana Van Gulick at No. 2, 6-1, 6-3. Katrina Greenman, ranked 81st, floored Amy Hise, 6-3, 6-1, at No. 4. No. 5 Terri O'Reilly obliterated Laurie Stephan, 6-1,6-3. The Blue Devils lone loss came at No. 6 as Tara Lynch defeated Jenny Reason, 7-5,6-2. The adjustment in the lineup did not create a panic among the Duke players. In fact, several of the players thrived on the change. "Moving up didn't effect me at all," Exum said. "I felt it gave me a more challenging match ... It raises your level of play." "There was [apprehension! before the tournament," Greenman said. "Once we got there and we were all playing well, it wasn't that bad." In Saturday's semifinals, played indoors due to in­ clement weather, Duke knocked off fourth-seeded Wake Forest, 5-1, as the top-five singles players all rolled to easy victories. Sabo beat Beatrice Guery, 6-2, 7-6; Sommerville ousted Celine Tournant, 6-1, 7-6; Exum bagelled Lisa Pamintuan, 6-0, 6-0; Greenman rubbed out Karin Dallwitz, 6-2, 6-3 and Terri O'Reilly overwhelmed Diane McKeon, 7-5,6-3. JIM JEFFERS/THE CHRONICLE Preyer was concerned more with Wake Forest than Freshman Julie Exum was named the Most Valuable Player of the ACC Tournament after winning three her matchup in the finals against Clemson. matches without giving up a single game. See TENNIS on page 4 ^

Men's Golf Results Widener wins ACC individual title ACC Championships Northgreen CC, Rocky Mount By MARK MCLAUGHLIN April 20-22 ROCKY MOUNT — He had to wait all spring but Par 72 — 7,152 yards Jason Widener won and won big, capturing the individ­ ual title at the 37th annual Atlantic Coast Conference Team Scores Men's Golf Championship by one stroke Sunday at Northgreen Country Club. Place Team Strokes In a battle of freshman phenoms, Widener nipped IT. Clemson 283-303-290 — 876 288-297 291 — 876 Georgia Tech's David Duval for medalist honors. After IT. North Carolina State lipping out a 12-foot birdie putt on the 18th hole that 3T. Duke 292-294 292 — 878 294-290 294 — 878 would have sealed the win, Widener could only wait and 3T. North Carolina see if Duval would make a run. When Duval missed an 5. Virginia 297-302 284 — 883 297-289 299 — 885 eight-footer on 18, the championship was Widener's. 6. Georgia Tech A model of consistency, the Greensboro native shot 7. Wake Forest 295-291 •301—887 328-309 -311 — 948 three straight two-under-par 70s for a six-under-par 210 8. Maryland total. Individual Scores "It feels great," he said. "The tournament had a great Place Name Strokes field . . . it's one ofthe bigger tournaments I've won." 1. Jason Widener, Duke 70-70 70 — 210 The win did not come without a struggle, however. 2. David Duval, Georgia Tech 69-71 71 — 211 Tied with Duval after two rounds, Widener led by three 3T. Chris Patton, Clemson 69-72 212 strokes after nine holes. Then on the back nine, the 3T. Fred Widiciis, Virginia 72-76- 212 3T. Nicky Goetze, Clemson 70-73- 212 freshman hit only two greens in regulation and was 6. Tee Burton, UNC 71-70- 214 forced to scramble for pars. Over one stretch he made 7T. John Karcher, Duke 70-75- 215 three straight pars out ofthe sand. 7T. Tim Dunlavey, Virgina 69-74- 215 "I played well all three days, two days solid and then 7T. Pat Moore, North Carolina 75-70- 215 10. Eoghan O'Connell, Wake Forest 72-69- ; 217 the last day I didn't hit a lot of good shots but made a lot 11. Doug Stone, North Carolina State 75-72- 71 — 218 of very good four and five footers," he said. 12T. Mark Cero, Wake Forest 71-75- 73 — 219 Like the individual race, the team championship went 12T. Oswald Drawdy, Clemson 70-75- 74 — 219 down to the last hole. Within two strokes of the lead 14T. Joel Hartwell, North Carolina State 73-79- 70 — 220 14T. Chan Reeves, Georgia Tech 71-73- 76 — 220 heading into the final round, Duke ended up in a tie for 16. Kelly Mitchum, North Carolina State 69-74- 78 — 221 third with North Carolina, a mere two strokes behind co- 17T. Bob Fisher, Wake Forest 74-71- 78 — 223 champions Clemson and N.C. State. Blue Devil coach 17T. Steve Isley, North Carolina State 71-75 77 — 223 Rod Myers said this year's tournament was Duke's best 19T. Bowen Sargent, North Carolina State 75-76 73 — 224 19T. Tom Scherrer, North Carolina 72-74- 78 — 224 performance since tying for second in 1984. 21T. Chris Cain, Duke 76-73 77-^226 "It [the close finish] hasn't been like that ever before," 21T. Tripp Isenhour, Geogia Tech 75-75 76 — 226 said coach Rod Myers. "But we said heading to the tour­ 23. Dave Patterson, Duke 76-76 75 — 227 nament that seven teams could win." 24T. Chris Cupit, Virginia 77-78 73 — 228 24T. Charlie Rymer, Georgia Tech 83-70 75 — 228 Senior John Karcher also enjoyed a good tournament, Other Duke Finishers shooting a final-round 70 to finish seventh overall at MATT CANDLER/THE CHRONICLE 36T. TomHuriey 77-81-80 — 238 one-under-par 215. Yet Karcher and Widener were not enough to squeeze out a team victory. Typical of the Freshman Jason Widener won the ACCs by a stroke See GOLF on page 5 ^ after carding three straight two-under-par 70s. PAGE 2 / THE CHRONICLE SPORTSWRAP MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 Running backs, linebackers go early in NFL draft

By DAVE GOLDBERG George, who on Friday signed a six-year, $15 million scope in my junior year," he said. "It's mind-boggling to Associated Press package with Indianapolis, was the first pick, the Colts me that this can come up the day of the draft. Twenty- NEW YORK — NFL teams put away their skepticism having obtained it for tackle Chris Hinton, wide receiver seven doctors of the NFL looked at it and they all said it Sunday and went for talent over experience. Andre Rison and next year's No. 1. looks well. My knee is not major." It was the first year the draft was unconditionally He was followed by two seniors, Thomas and Miami Perkins said McCants would probably need arthro­ open to juniors and they went fast — five underclassmen defensive tackle Cortez Kennedy, who went to Seattle scopic surgery, but no more. in the first seven choices; eight in the 25-player first after the Seahawks gave up the eighth and 10th picks to "There's been a lot of speculation in the last few days round and two more in the second round. move into New England's No. 3 slot. about a possible injury or a knee problem," Perkins said. They included Illinois quarterback Jeff George as the Then came the rush to underclassmen: "Our doctors have looked at his knee, have looked at No. 1 pick by Indianapolis, Alabama linebacker Keith • McCants, projected as the top pick only two weeks X-rays and all the other kinds of tests. He does have a McCants by Tampa Bay, Southern Cal linebacker Junior ago but dogged by reports of a bad knee, went to Tampa little problem. He'll probably be in the next week or so to Seau by San Deigo, Southern Cal defensive back Mark Bay, where he will be reunited with the man who have it scoped to take care of that problem." Carrier by Chicago and Houston Heisman Trophy win­ recruited him for Alabama, Ray Perkins. Perkins also gambled with Cobb as his second pick. ner Andre Ware by Detroit. • Seau went to the Chargers, who had been ready to Cobb's talent is unquestioned, but he was kicked off his Another was Reggie Cobb, the talented but drug-trou­ take huge offensive tackle Richmond Webb of Texas college team after flunking three drug tests. Cobb called bled running back from Tennessee, who went to Tampa A&M and were delighted to get what they hope will be it "a new lease on life" and Perkins said: "I'm as satisfied Bay with the 30th overall pick. an instant star for their defense. in my mind as much as I can be that the young man is All this despite the reservations of most ofthe league's • In the first big surprise, Seau's USC teammate, Car­ going to do what he can to correct the problem." top personnel men, who suggested that too many of the rier, went to Chicago, and the Bears signed the safety After Ware, taken by Detroit with the seventh pick, top juniors had too little experience. immediately to avoid training camp holdout problems came Arizona linebacker Chris Singleton to New "Experience will take place during mini-camp," said that coach Mike Ditka said hurt both their No. 1 choices England; Webb, the Texas A&M offensive tackle, to Seau, the fifth pick overall despite having started just a year ago. Miami; North Carolina State defensive tackle Ray Ag­ one year at USC after sitting out as a freshman because • Ware went to Detroit, where he will find a familiar new to New England; Smith to the Raiders; Baylor he failed to meet academic standards. run-and-shoot offense and fellow Heisman winner in linebacker James Francis to Cincinnati; Michigan State "I'll be the first to admit I'm lacking experience, but I Barry Sanders waiting in the backfield. linebacker Percy Snow to Kansas City and West Vir­ think I'll be up to the challenge." Of the juniors, Carrier was the shocker — he was con­ ginia defensive end Renaldo Turnbull to New Orleans. Seau was one of seven linebackers and 13 defensive sidered no more than a late first- or second-round choice Then came another junior, Houston's Lamar Lathon players chosen with the first 18 picks in what was sup­ by most teams. One reason is that he had already agreed to the Oilers, where he will play for his college coach, posed to be a year for linebackers and running backs. to a five-year deal. Jack Pardee, followed by defensive back J.D. Williams of Seven of the first 18 players taken were linebackers and "Maybe we sent a message," Ditka said. "He'll be here Fresno State to Buffalo and Smith, the seventh junior, to of the 53 players selected in the first two rounds, 12 for camp and he'll contribute right away." the Cowboys, who gave up an extra third-rounder to were running backs and 11 were linebackers. Another one came five picks later at No. 11, when the move up. [No Blue Devil was chosen in the first five rounds, al­ Raiders made one of their classic picks — Anthony Green Bay had two picks, one for linebacker Tony though 17 wide receivers were selected. Duke All- Smith, a defensive end from Arizona who has a history Bennett of Mississippi, the other for running back Dar­ America wide receiver Clarkston Hines and teammate of knee problems and played at three colleges, starting rell Thompson of Minnesota. Then Washington's Steve Chris Port, an offensive tackle, are expected to be picked with Alabama. Broussard became the third running back in four picks by the sixth round. ] "I'm really shocked I was picked on the first round," he when he was chosen by Atlanta. By the end of the first day, 15 of the 38 juniors who said. "I had no idea when I would be picked, but I knew Pittsburgh took Eric Green, the 270-pound tight end had declared their eligibility had been selected in the who would pick me. Being with the Raiders fits my per­ from Liberty; Philadelphia added speed to its secondary five rounds. sonality and my style of play." with Georgia's Ben Smith; the Los Angeles Rams took No running back was selected between the second McCants was chosen by Perkins despite a report in Washington center Bern Brostek; the New York Giants choice, when the New York Jets took Penn State's Blair Sunday's Atlanta Journal and Constitution that he took Georgia running back Rodney Hampton, another Thomas, and the 17th, when Dallas traded up to choose might need knee surgery and miss the season. junior, and San Francisco finished the round by picking Florida's Emmitt Smith, another junior. "Everybody's talking about my knee. I had an arthro- Dexter Carter, a running back-wide receiver.

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By KRIS OLSON the home stretch of the spring season "on petition. beaten us," said Brooks. "We're 19-20 The play and senior leadership of Les­ the bubble" for the NCAA tournament. "It was a tense situation for both strokes up [on the yearl. But [the se­ lye McDermott and Christine Casingal at The NCAA hands out tournament bids to teams," said McDermott. "We were paired lections committeel would not even look the Woodbridge Intercollegiate tourna­ the top 14 teams according to the com­ in twosomes. We tried not to think about at that if [the season seriesl was 3-2 ment over the weekend helped move the puter rankings plus three wild cards. [beating Kentucky 1, but it was hard not Kentucky." 14th-ranked Blue Devils one step closer to The Woodbridge Invite represented the to." an invitation to the NCAA champion­ fifth time the Blue Devils and Wildcats The pressure was evident as both teams The Woodbridge tournament was the ships. had competed in the same tournament shot their highest rounds of the tourna­ Blue Devils final outing of the year, while "I was really pleased with the seniors," this season. Duke evened the head-to- ment on Sunday. But Duke, with a pair of Kentucky has the Southeastern Confer­ said Duke head coach Dan Brooks. "They head record at 2-2 two weeks ago, besting 78s from Gabler and Lisa Brandetsas, ence tournament to improve their stand­ came in and played better than anyone." Kentucky by 19 shots en route to a team was able to make up one stroke on the ing in the computer rankings. McDermott tallied the lowest 54-hole title at the Furman Invitational. Wildcats. The two teams finished the total for the Blue Devils. Her 232 was four On the first day of competition at tournament with matching scores of 942. "We will practice like we're going [to the strokes better than Casingal. Woodbridge, McDermott and sophomore NCAA championship!," said McDermott, The Blue Devils finished tied for sixth Sibylle Gabler fired three-over-par rounds The 2-2-1 head-to-head record actually who has never taken part in an NCAA in the 10-team field at Woodbridge. But of 76, placing Duke in a tie for second benefits the Blue Devils according to championship event. "[The tournamentl for all intents and purposes, the Blue three strokes ahead of Kentucky with a Brooks. is really important to all of us. It would be Devils were only competing against one team score of 309. "We've beaten them better then they've a nice way to end my senior year." other school this past weekend. McDermott continued her fine play on "Our team went into the last two tour­ Saturday, posting a one-over-par 74. The naments with a clear picture of what we rest of the Blue Devils did not fare as needed to do [to make the NCAA well, and after 36 holes Duke was in fifth championships]," said Brooks. "We place and one shot behind Kentucky. needed to beat Kentucky." As a result of their postions in the team Duke and 17th-ranked Kentucky are standings, Duke and Kentucky were grouped in the same region and entered paired together for the final day of com-

Women's Golf Results Tuesday Woodbridge Intercollegiate April 20-22 Baseball vs. Belmont Abbey, Jack Par 73 — 6,200 yards Coombs Field, 3:00 p.m. Team Scores PlaceTeam Strokes Friday 1. Florida 312-304-295 — 911 2. Georgia 301-312-312 — 925 3. South Florida 312-315-303 — 930 Lacrosse vs. Virginia in ACC Tour­ 4. South Carolina 314-305-318 — 937 nament, Charlottesville, Va. 5. Miami 319-315-307 — 941 T6. Duke 309-316-317 — 942 T6. Kentucky 312-312-318 — 942 Baseball vs. Wake Forest, Jack 8. Furman 315-312-319 — 946 Coombs Field, 3:00 p.m. T9. Wake Forest 320-315-317 — 952 T9. North Carolina 309-329-314 — 952 individual Scores Saturday Place Name "Spring Fever Strokes 1. Hackney, Florida 70-74-72 — 216 Baseball at Wake Forest, Winston- 2T. Cain, Georgia 76-71-79 — 226 21. Kinlock, Georgia 72-77-77 — 226 Salem, 1:00 p.m. 4T. Veasey, South Florida 76-76-75 — 227 4T. Suhocki, Furman 78-75-74 — 227 6. Wood, North Carolina 76-76-76 — 228 Sunday Duke Finishers Leslye McDermott, Duke 76-74-82 — 232 Fitness Sale!" Chris Casingal, Duke 79-77-80 — 236 Baseball vs. Wake Forest, Jack Sibylle Gabler, Duke 76-83-78 — 237 Coombs Field, 1:00 p.m. Join us Saturday, April 28 from 9am-9pm. Kelly Tilghman, Duke 78-84-81 — 243 Lisa Brandetsas, Duke i 87-82-78 — 247 For 12 hours only, join MetroSport for only...

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• TENNIS from page 1 For the four days prior to the tournament, Preyer was "I was serving for the match down 10-14," Sommer­ "Wake is a dangerous team with a lot of talent that not sure how many players would be ready to play. In ville said. "I won the first four, and then [on the last they haven't lived up to," Preyer said. "You're not sure addition to O'Reilly's knee injury, several other players point], with my competitive spirit, I dove for the ball and what they're going to come at you with. We handled the were nursing various ailments. someone else dove into me. His knee went into my thigh, pressure well." and I suffered a deep muscle bruise that went into my In Friday's opening round, Duke coasted to an easy 6- knee." 0 victory over Virginia. The Blue Devils did not lose a set Even without our top player we Greenman suffered a case of conjunctivitis earlier in to the Cavaliers and lost a combined total of 11 games. the week. Heading into this weekend's tournament, the Blue were dominant. . . "I just woke up one morning, and I couldn't open up Devils were heavily favored to repeat as champions for a my eyes," Greenman said. "Jane almost flipped . . . Jane third time. With the loss of Patti O'Reilly, however, sev­ Susan Sommerville was not a happy camper." eral teams thought they had a chance of upsetting Duke. Even Exum found herself under the weather earlier in "Their emotions are more fired up to beat you because Freshman tennis player the week. The freshman was hampered by a cold and an we killed everyone during the regular season," Sommer­ ear infection. ville said. "Teams thought they had a chance to beat us "To lose a top-six player, and to have two or three The health problems, however, did not keep the Blue because we were a position weaker. Even without our others that you're afraid are not going to be at their best, Devils from garnering three other titles this weekend. top player we were dominant over them." it had me quite concerned," Preyer said. Sabo won the ACC second-flight championship and "They're lucky Patti didn't play because we wouldn't Sommerville sustained an injury to her thigh while Greenman won the ACC fifth-flight championship. have lost a match," Greenman added. playing volleyball. Sabo had previously won the second-flight champion­ ship in 1988. Greenman won the sixth-flight champion­ ship in 1988. Their season records are 26-9 and 34-8 respectively. Exum and Sabo also combined to win the third-flight doubles championship. The Blue Devils will now begin looking ahead to the upcoming NCAA tournament. Preyer and her players remain confident that their season will not come to an abrupt end. "We have a disadvantage with the rankings in that most teams play right up to the [NCAA] tournament, and we don't," Preyer said. "We'll have to roll with it. We have a shot to beat anybody, but we have to get past our first matchup." "If we get mentally prepared and each player plays up to par, you can't rule it out that we couldn't [beat a team the calibre of Stanford]," Sommerville said. "[Higher- ranked teams] might underestimate us. We need Patti back, but we only need five points [to win a match]. We have a lot of talent on this team — we can be unstoppable." "It really depends on our draw," Greenman said. "As long as we don't play Stanford in the first round, we should do well."

JIM JEFFERS/THE CHRONICLE Freshman Susan Sommerville won all three of her matches at No. 2 singles as the Blue Devils cruised to their third straight ACC women's tennis championship.

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121 Allen Bldg. JIM JEFFERS/THE CHRONICLE Junior Katrina Greenman, an integral part of Duke's Summer Session 684-2621 three consecutive ACC titles, won her second straight singles flight championship. MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1990 SPORTSWRAP THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 5 Lacrosse defeated by fourth-ranked North Carolina

By MICHAEL FASTENBERG "Carolina is a better team than us," said head coach The unbalanced total reflects how the Blue Devils Disappointing. It seems to be the only word that accu­ Tony Cullen. "They are as true to their philosophy as have not taken advantage of a rules change. The new rately sums up Duke's lacrosse season. any school in the country." rules allow four long sticks to play on the field, rather After Saturday's 26-13 loss to North Carolina, the pre­ The Blue Devils were led by senior Josh Dennis and than five, increasing the strength ofthe midfield. season eighth ranked Blue Devils are 6-6 overall and 0-3 sophomore Joe Matassa, who each scored three goals "We thought the rule change would be good for us," in the Atlantic Coast Conference. With only the ACC and added an assist. Gregg Schmalz and freshman Seth Cullen said. "But our midfield is not playing as well as it Tournament remaining, Duke may be looking at its first McCulloch added two goals a piece, while seniors Chris should." losing record since 1984. Banes and Dan Strauch and freshman Andy Carras all Cullen said he feels the team has not played with con­ After a slow start early in the year, the loss to the chipped in a goal. fidence this year, and when a team plays that way, it's fourth-ranked Tar Heels (8-3, 2-1) comes as no surprise. UNC jumped at the Blue Devils early in the game, hard to win. Against Carolina, the team concept broke taking a quick 5-0 lead and stretching it to 10-2 by the down early in the game. end ofthe first period. The goals Duke managed to score came off of one-on- "With our defensive philosophy no one should score 10 one opportunities. Of the 13 goals scored by Duke, only goals in a game on us, let alone a period," said Cullen. three were assisted. The Tar Heels were led by attackman John Webster (5 This was primarily a result of UNC's tremendous goals, 2 assists) and Chip Mayor (4,0). Two other Tar defensive pressure, but it is a problem the Blue Devils Heels added three goals a piece, as Carolina outshot have had this season. Unusual game situations resulted Duke 80-33 for the game. in frequent line changes. "They had far too many shots," said junior defenseman "We need to have more consistency on who is going to Keith Melchionni. "Their shots were in too close on our play," Melchionni said. "We have to know our roles at goalies." the beginning of the season and our lines have to stay The Blue Devils used three goalies in the game, the same." changing once in the first period and then making the Duke will face seventh-ranked Virginia in the ACC final change at the start of the second period. That is tournament this Friday in Charlottesville. The Blue when junior Mike Koldan, who started most of the sea­ Devils lost 21-8 at Virginia earlier in the season. son, came in. Playing UVa (7-3, 3-0) at home will be tough. But as Koldan made 16 saves in the three periods he played, Melchionni puts it, "We have nothing to lose in the tour­ but the Carolina pressure never allowed Duke to get into nament. We have only to gain." the game. Cullen said he felt Duke had to be even on ground balls to have a chance, but Carolina's middies were faster and they used their speed to their advantage. Men's Tennis Results UNC picked up 28 more ground balls than Duke (91-63). North Carolina 5, Duke 3 (Saturday, April 3) _ Men's Tennis Resilit ! PLAYER(S) SCHOOL 1st 2nd 3rd SINGLES Duke 6, Wake Foresi t C) No.l: Mark Mance D (Friday, April 20) Chris Mumford NC BOB KAPLAN/THE CHRONICLE No. 2: Don Johnson NC SCHOOL 1st 2nd 3rd Freshman Andy Droney has been a consistent face- PLAYER(S) Geoff Grant D No. 3: Willy Quest D off man for the Blue Devils all year. SINGLES David Sussman NC No.l: Mart. Mance D 6 6 No. 4: Andre Janasik NC 6 7 ErikSimanis WF 2 1 Jason Rubell D 4 6 7 No. 2: Geoff Grant D 7 6 No. 5: David Halt D 6 1 Jorge Sedano WF 5 1 SeanSteinour NC 3 6 6 No. 3: Willy Quest D 6 6 No. 6: Thomas Tanner NC 7 6 Athlete Of The Week Matthias Vtsser D 6 1 Mike Herb WF 3 3 No. 4: Jason Rubell D 6 6 Freshman Jason Widener gained a bit of redemp­ Justin Chapman WF 0 2 DOUBLES: tion this weekend by winning the individual title at No. 5: David Hall D 6 7 No.l: Janasik/Steinour NC 6 6 the Atlantic Coast Conference Men's Golf Champion­ Lawrence Kiey WF 4 6 Grant/Rubell D 3 4 ship at Northgreen Country Club in Rocky Mount. No. 6: Matthias Vtsser O 6 0 6 No. 3: Tanner/Joe Frierson NC 7 6 Three straight rounds of two-under par 70 were Brian Poweel WF 2 6 2 Mance/Beck D 6 4 enough to give Widener a one-shot win over David Duval of Georgia Tech. The victory, Widener's first at Duke, comes On the heels of two second place finishes in sudden-death playoffs, the most recent being last weekend at the Iron Duke Classic. Widener was the nation's top junior golfer last year AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 and entered Duke as the second-ranked amateur in > the country. Although he played solidly throughout w the fall and early spring seasons, Widener has not The Sisters of Alpha Epsilon Phi performed up to his own expectations until recent > weeks. Since March 10, the freshman has five top-10 Ed w finishes in six tournaments. proudly announce < For the second week in a row, Jason Widener's out­ > standing efforts on the golf course earn him the their Spring Initiates of 1990 w Chronicle's Athlete ofthe Week award. < > Lisa Meredith Babiskin Wendy Renee Lyda w Angelique Paige Blackwell Kathleen Ann May < Men's golf finishes > Catherine Dae Boatman Ann Leslie Mermelstein Barbara Horn Bodenstein Elizabeth Ann Pena < two strokes behind > Mary Ramseur Pickens Anita Rachelle Bowles w • GOLF from page 1 Esther Chan Jodi Ann Rosenbleet < spring season, Duke was forced to count at least one in­ Melissa Diane Segal w Sonya Ludmilla Eremenco w dividual score over 75 each day. TS_ Junior Chris Cain took third for the Blue Devils and Julie Ann Fishman Rita Kaur Singh < 21st overall with a three-day total of 226. Shooting a Rachel Marie Hemphill Rebecca Jeanne Stager ^ final-round, three-over-par 75, junior Dave Patterson > finished a stroke back of Cain at 227 and tied for 23rd Mar)' Suzanne Johnson Heather Justine Thomas < place. Freshman Tom Hurley rounded out the Duke to­ tal tied for 36th place at 238. Bella S. Kang Andrea Eve Witt § > "We were counting one score a little higher than ev­ Jennifer Lee Charlotte Susan Wood < eryone else," said Myers, "but I'm really proud, the guys fought really well and they deserve a lot of credit/' > Congratulations New Sisters! The Blue Devils now have a month off to prepare for < NCAA action. Currently ranked 14th in the country, Duke is nearly guaranteed a spot in the NCAA Eastern AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 AE0 Regionals May 24-26 in Savannah, Ga. PAGE 6 / THE CHRONICLE SPORTSWRAP MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990

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4iDu^h DUKE UNIVERSITY TEXTBOOK STORE .Duke EI or BRYAN UNIVERSITY CENTER PAGE 8 / ThE CHRONICLE SPORTSWRAP MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 Individual successes highlight ACC Track and Field By HANNAH KERBY the 100 meter hurdles with a time of 13.40 seconds, au­ This weekend highlighted the league's best at the At­ tomatically qualifying for the NCAA Outdoor Champion­ lantic Coast Conference Outdoor Track and Field Cham­ ships. David Fields of North Carolina State set a meet pionships held at Clemson, S.C. Over 20 athletes quali­ record of 46.49 in the 400 meter run, good for a provi­ fied for the NCAA Championships, and several meet re­ sional berth in the NCAAs. cords were set as well. Several other conference runners posted times fast Duke athletes scored several individual successes. Ju­ enough to automatically qualify for the NCAAs. In the nior Kelly Mieszkalski tied for fourth place overall with 110 meter hurdles, Steve Brown of Wake Forest earned her jump of 5'-6 1/2". In the javelin, senior Beth a place with a time of 13.76. Derrick Adkins of Georgia Reimers placed fourth with a throw of 121' 10". Senior Tech did the same in the 400 meter hurdles, recording a Ashley Riggs raced to a fifth place finish in the 3000 time of 50.26. Sprinter James Trapp of Clemson quali­ meter run in 9:55.9. fied for the championships in two events, the 100 and In men's track, the 4x100 meter relay team finished 200 meters, with times of 10.12 and 20.61 seconds fourth, recording a time of 42.18 seconds. Steeplechaser respectively. James Wharton, a senior, placed ninth overall in the In the field events, there were three automatic qualifi­ 3000 meter steeplechase with a time of 9:42.7. Sopho­ ers in the women's triple jump. Kim Austin of North more Jerry Surratt tied for eighth in the high jump with Carolina, Dana Boone of Virginia, and Natasha Alleyne a mark of 6'6 3/4". of Georgia Tech all earned spots in the NCAAs with Sharon Couch of North Carolina set a meet record in jumps exceeding 41' 10".

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Fooled nobody. HOT HOhtf "The Review bids farewell to 'Monday, Monday' scribes Ed Goodman and Gill Derge. They've journeyed from anonymous mediocrity to blissful obscurity, finding nei­ ther wit nor wisdom along the way. "Too bad, guys. It's not that you'll be missed . . . it [sic] whether you'll be remembered." The Duke Review, December 1989 Well, nobody with basic reasoning skills. DEF's END: Gill and Ed enter The Chronicle office late Sunday afternoon. Having done their work far ahead of time, they assume that their editor will be ready to do his part. But what do they find (again)? ED: He's still asleep. GILL: WAKE UP, BONEHEAD! MATT McKENZIE: Wha.. . ED: You could at least PRETEND to be professional. MM: Where am I? CRAIG WHITLOCK: He was at the Hideaway, until two. ./vfi*X-%; i^mt^Cm.'^-^mjo^^rr^- GILL: This is embarrassing. MM: Is it closing time yet? ED: What meanst thou, dude? ED: Let's get on with the column. WE'LL BE BACK, • Monday, Monday Long-Lonely-Summer-Dept: I like the way the boys McKENZIE! respond to having only a few weeks left on campus. One MM: I gotta pee . .. Ed Goodman of my female buddies said that a bunch of her friends Well, this is it. Our last column. And it's for real this were asked out on dates just last week. What's the mat­ time. Gill's going to New York and I'm going to debtor's Gill Derge ter, boys? It couldn't be that you are actually going to prison so no more Ed and Gill to kick around. Of course, MISS THE DUKE WOMEN, could it? Naw, couldn't be. there's still time to get those checks in . . . Run-Myrtle-Run!-Dept: I like the fact that every Hey Babies! ask? No ... try FIVE HUNDRED. You don't suppose the May, thousands of little college kids go flocking to one of GILL: That felt good. fact that the University makes about ten grand off of ev­ the biggest dumps on the Eastern seaboard and drink ED: Just like the old days. ery butt it can cram onto campus has anything to do like fiends for a few days. It restores one's faith in Hu­ Hey Babies! It's time to play SPOT THE MORON. The with it, do you? Nice going, Duke. Top notch. Tricky Dick manity, God, and the American Way. fun, fun game that you can play anytime, anywhere! would be proud. (The REAL Duke Vision, Part Two.) The-Revenge-of-the-Long-Lost-Peg-Legged-Sec- Let's meet contestant number one. Tiffany Drake! C'mon GILL: Do people ever ask you if we get paid? o___d-Cousin-(Once- Removed)-of-The-Daughter-of- out here, Tiffi (Enter Tiff} There you go. Now. We'll ask ED: All the time. Life should be so sweet. The-Son-of-The-Outdoor-Drama-Dept: We are for­ one question, you answer it with a REAL QUOTE and GILL: Too bad for you, Mr. McDonald's. tunate enough to have a pool table in our dorm. Now, we we'll let the audience SPOT THE MORON. OK? ED: I hate you. like to play pool, but other folks . . . well, let's just say TIFF: Like, sure. The-Daughter-of-The-Son-of-The-Outdoor-Dra- the table's wobbly, the bumpers are shot and crooked, DEFEND: O.K. Here we go. How was your formal last ma-Dept: Just in case anybody was wondering, all of and the felt has . . . well. . . stains . .. night? DEFEND'S BEST LATE NIGHT QUOTES FROM TIFF: Oh, that's easy. It was horrible. First of all, my THE POOL ROOM date, Tank, was 45 minutes late. When he did show up, "I guess it really doesn't matter what your name is, he was sloppy drunk. He didn't even have a tux! He was does it?" wearing this wrinkly old sky blue suit, really ugly. We "You sure this is how you play pool?" went to the formal and he was really mean to everybody. "Hey! That's not my belly button ..." Not to mention the fact that he ignored me all night. He Reflections-Dept: I was on top of the Chapel the was drunk, and loud and mean. And you know what the other day, thinking about my 30 page paper and just en­ worst part of it is? joying the scenery. I saw the buses moving and the big DEFEND: Do tell. Confederate Flag sidewalk behind the bus stop (Thanks TIFF: I... I... I fooled around with him anyway. James D.) and I was just enjoying the scenery when AUDIENCE: NOOOOOO! what did I notice off on the horizon to the West but a DEFEND: And there you have it, folks! Now, you all great big glass phallus. We almost have 360 degrees of have thirty seconds to make your decision, but remem­ beautiful scenery, and then there's that ugly penis full of ber, there are no wrong answers in Spot the Moron .. . offices. We should sic ECOS on that pile of junk. Dearly-Departed-Dept: As we were sifting through TAD Q. PUBLIQUE: That's two weeks in a row you our boxes of stuff, in preparation for the big move, we said the P word. ran across a copy of this year's "The Greek Way." This is ED: Then SPANK ME, YOU BAD BOY! the mag the freshman guys get over the summer to get a GILL: Easy, there, Ed . . . feel for the fraternities on campus. Just-Fer-Us-Seniors,-Eh,-Boy-Dept: AHH! Does DEF'S LEAST FAVORITE QUOTES FROM "THE ANYBODY know what the HELL is going on at gradua­ GREEK WAY' tion? I hear there're gonna be hoods all over the place . . . "Our large and dedicated group of little sisters are and Game (wha?) ... my PARENTS know more than I made up of girls with both brains and beauty." (WOW! do, and they're OLD! BOTH?) BOYCOTT! Boycott the big party the night before! In­ "Beautiful little sisters with no tolerance." (AL­ stead, eat a big pasta dinner and go to bed early so you'll RIGHT!) have plenty of energy to face Tom Brokaw and the NBC "Here you will find a sense of unity unsurpassed and goons the next day! I can almost hear the cheers . . . whether you need help with some engineering home­ Tom can't jam! Tom can't jam . . . Second — CHOICE! work, or assistance luring that freshman girl back to Second — CHOICE! ... We want Willard! We want Wil- your dorm room, you'll find it here." (Brotherhood takes lard!. . . If you can't go to college go to Duke. . . oops. on a whole new meaning. The REAL Duke Vision, Part (If you can't go to Duke, buy yourself a small South One.) American country, declare yourself dictator, subscribe to DEF COMES CLEAN: O.K., O.K., maybe we've dealt a magazine and learn something useful.) a little heavy-handedly with the fraternities around Yeah, we know — butt ugly. MM: Alright, my headache's gone. Ya'U want to get here. And sure, it's not all frats, or all guys (even though started? the bigger your pile of manure, the more flies you're But what does physical beauty DEFinitely-the-END: It's too bad this place is so gonna have), but nobody can deny that certain attitudes matter when you have finely screwed up. Of course, if it wasn't, we would've been out are prominent on this campus. And denying them of a job. doesn't make them go away, it only runs those statistics tuned comic minds like ours? GILL: I could have found something else to do. through the roof. ED: I'm with you. Liar-Liar-Trousers-Aflame-Dept: Excuse me, but So, we're history (or at least we like to pretend we did this university build a dorm or two to RELIEVE the "Outdoor Dramas" (except the one about genital are). We'll leave you with these two things: First, man overcrowding? Pardon me, but did somebody say (for two warts) and most ofthe quotes /notes we use were real. who walks around with hole in pocket feels cocky and, years) that these dorms would not drive undergraduate Just like "Crimestoppers": "The following are actual second, if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at someone acceptances up? quotes, said by actual Duke students in real situations. else. Preferably someone who can't help it. No, no, no. I don't mean to be rude, but . . . MARCH 8, 1990 — The names were (usually) changed to protect the silly." But seriously, if you can't laugh, you're gonna die of "The only effect on next year's undergraduate popula­ Makes it all the more scary. Anyway, this week, Candice some sort of heart disease. Life's too short. So send us tion would be a possible addition of 20 to 30 transfer complains to her roommate that her boyfriend's alarm some money. You're not gonna need it. WA HA HA HA students." Oh, well that's not so bad . . . APRIL 18, 1990 went off "right in the middle of the mash." Say that out HA HA! — "Admissions sets all-time high with class of '94 loud. Gill Derge did get a good job with steady pay. acceptances." By 20 students you ask? No ... by 30 you GILL: I can't believe people talk like that. Ed Goodman didn't. PAGE 8 THE CHRONICLE MONDAY^PRI^3^990 Comics

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Today and Tan; Josephine Baker at the Folies Intermediate Orchestra and DU String Apr. Bergeres; Symphony in Black. DUMA North School Chamber Ensemble. Baldwin Aud, Students for Choice meeting. 125 Soc Sci, The World of J. Walter Thompson. Perkins Gallery, 7:30 pm. 6 pm. 8:30 pm. main entrance throughout May. Live for Life: "Keeping Trim on the Go." Gilbert and Sullivan operetta: Ruddigore. ASDU meeting. 139 Soc Sci, 6 pm. 2253 Duke North, 11:45 am -12:15 pm Page Aud, 8 pm. For tickets contact General Public Notices Aiesec meeting. 229 Soc Sci, 7 pm. and 12:30 -1 pm. Charles Vansant, Office of Residential Life. Those interested in hosting an ASSE excahnge student, contact Ann King, 919- DGLA meeting with Rev. Jimmy Creech to On Your Own for the First Time Budgeting World Cultures Party Study Break. Intemat'l speak on pro-gay activism in the church workshop. Orange County Women's Ctr, House, 7:30 pm. 968-8450 or call ASSE, 1-8800-333-3802. and its repercussions. Mary Lou Williams 210 Henderson, CH. 7 pm. "Streetcar Named Desire" presented by For career development information Ctr, 9 pm. "Is the Revolution Over? Nicaragua after The Working Theatre. Durham Arts Council, contact the Office of Continuing Education Live for Life: "Nutritious Selections on the the elections." 105 Carr, 8 pm. 8 pm. at DU, 684.6259. Run." 204 Perkins, 12;15 -12:45 pm and Amnesty International Jazz Concert NC Writers Network workshops: poetry, The American Red Cross needs volunteer 1-1:30 pm. featuring Brother Yusuf and other local jazz fiction, how to get published. Stanford CPR instructors. For more info call 489- Screening of recent S. African Rims with musicians. Baldwin, 7 pm - midnight. Warren Library, 1201 Fayetteville, Durham, 6541. commentary by Keyan Tomaselli. BC Film Baccalareate Choir Rehearsal. Chapel, 9:30 am. The Red Cross needs RNs, LPNs or Theater, 7:30 pm. 6:30 pm. experienced vital sign takers to volunteer "Will Goldenrod evolve in response to Sunday, April 29 for Blood Pressure Screening Booths. For Recent developments in the Mind of herbivory or aphids?" by Diana Pilson, DU Student Recital with Miriam Arichea, piano. info call Emmy Marshall at 489-6541. S.Africa w/Alistair Sparks, S. African grad. Ill Bio Sci, 4:15 pm. Nelson Music Room, 4 pm. journalist. 139 Soc Sci, 4 pm. The Red Cross is in need of volunteer "Republic of China-US Relations" Mou-Shih St. Stephen's Chamber Orchestra. Baldwin drivers. Drivers use Red Cross vehicles Ding, Rep. ofthe Coordination Council for Thursday, April 26 Aud, 8 pm. and are fully insured while driving. For more info call 489-6541. N. American Affairs. 116 Old Chem, noon. President office hours for students. 207 Durham Intemat'l Celebration. Durham Senior recital with Gill Aharon, piano. Allen, 8-9 am. Omni Hotel, noon - 8 pm. The Durham YMCA offers gymnastic, movement education, tumbling for cheer­ Nelson Music Room, 8 pm. Senior Recital with Martin Clowse, alto sax. "Streetcar Named Desire" presented by leaders and jazz/ballet classes for pre­ Nelson Music Room, 8 pm. The Working Theatre. Durham Arts Council, Major Speakers, George McGovern. Page schoolers. For more info and scheduling 2 pm. Aud, 8 pm. "Streetcar Named Desire" presented by call Rob Clark at 493-4502. Dance Little Sister spring concert. Hillside The Working Theatre. Durham Arts Council, Monday, April 30 The Durham YMCA offers swim lessons on High School Aud, 8 pm. 8 pm. Students for Choice meeting. 125 Soc Sci, a monthly basis. Classes are offered for Independent Scholars Assoc meeting. Dr. "Intracellular Mediators of c-fos Induction 8:30 pm. individuals 6 months to adults. For info call Eva Salber will read from her recent book. and Action," by Dr. Michael Gilman, Cold 493-4502. ASDU meeting. 139 Soc Sci, 6 pm. Nat'l Humanities Ctr, RTP, 7:30 pm. Spring Harbor Labs. 143 Jones, 12:30 pm. Volunteer for the American Cancer Society Financing Your Home on a Moderate Lecture by Lawrence Friedman, author, at the toll-free cancer response line 4 Tuesday, April 24 Income. Orange County Women's Ctr, 210 "Menninger: The Family and the Clinic." hours per week. Complete training pro­ Counseling for survivors of sexual assault Henderson, CH. 7:30 pm. The History of Medicine Reading Room, vided. Contact the American Cancer every Tues. Women's Ctr counseling room, Med Ctr Library, 4 pm. Society's Communications Dept at 834- 9 am - 3 pm. Call 684-3897 to make appt. Tuesday, May 1 Gilbert and Sullivan operetta: Ruddigore. 8463. Counseling for survivors of sexual assault Habitat for Humanity meeting. House D Page Aud, 8 pm. For tickets contact every Tues. Women's Ctr counseling room, North Carolina Special Olympics needs Commons, 10 pm. Charles Vansant, Office of Residential Life. 9 am - 3 pm. Call 684-3897 for appt. volunteers to help with the 1990 Summer Collegium Musicum, Mark Janello, dir. Men Against Sexual Violence organizational Games to be held June 8 -10 at NC State, Live for Life: "Alcohol and Addiction." Memorial Chapel, 8 pm. meeting. Aispaugh Commons, 8 pm. For Raleigh. Anyone wishing to receive 1078 yellow Duke South, 12 -12:30 pm brochure call 800-843-6276. Live for Life: "Bike Safety for Kids." 1078 info call xl562. and 1-1:30 pm. yellow, Duke South, 11:45 am -12:15 pm Choral Vespers. Memorial Chapel, 5:15pm. Red Cross blood services needs staff in its and 12:30-1:30 pm. Farewell Party. International House, 4 pm. Wednesday, May 2 bloodmobiles and blood centers. Training "Islamic Fundamentalism in Modern Lutheran Campus Ministry Worship w/ Holy offered in late march with CEUs for medical Turkey," by Sherif Mardin, Bogazigi U, Friday, April 27 Communion. Chapel Basement, 9:30 pm. professionals. For info call 489-6541. Istanbul. Ill Soc Sci, 7:30 pm. I Want to Read You a Poem: Open Read­ Rapture's Christian Fellowship bible study. Volunteer for CHANGE: Domestic Violence "Che Guevara and the fight for socialism in ing. M133 Green Zone, noon. Mary Lou Williams Center, 6 - 7 pm. Counseling for Men. Concerned men and women should call 489-1955 for more Cuba today," Carlos Tablada, Cuban "FTIR and FT-Raman Spectroscopy: Town Meeting on the Peace Dividend, information. economist. 207 Carr, 3:15 pm. Structural Studies of Temperature- and community Curch, 106 Purefoy, CH, 7 pm. Meeting for summer session students Pressure Induced Phase Transitions in For info call 968-0407. Spring Wildflower Hike Series on the Eno interested in continuing CHANCE program Polymers," by Dr. John F. Rabolt, IBM. 103 River. Every Sun, 2 pm through May 13. over the summer. 208 Carr, 6:30 pm. Call Gross Chem, 3:30 pm. Thursday, May 3 For info and to register call Barbara Danny x0374 for info. Chorale Celebration, Rodney Wynkoop, dir. "Streetcar Named Desire" presented by Birkhead at 682-1526. UHA meeting to discuss Fall lockup policy. Lower Lobby, MDB Music Bldg, 8 pm. The Working Theatre. Durham Arts Council, Peace and Justice: Rim Series on Central 8 pm. All upperclass house pres. and any house "Evolution of Reproduction Cycles of America. 4 Tuesdays beginning May 8 in member interested in serving as UHA rep Female H. sapiens," by Kim Hill. 143 'Post-transcriptional Control of Gene Perkins Library. For brochure or to register should attend. Griffith Board Room (behind Jones, 4 pm. Expression in Monocots and Dicots," Dr. call 684-6259. BC info desk), 5 pm. Daniel Gallie, Stanford. Ill Bio Sci, 4 pm. "A Hostile Host and gracious guests: Volunteer counselors needed for Book signing by Alistair Sparks author of HELPLINE, crisis telephone intervention Strategies and solutions to unravel Friday, May 4 "The Mind of S. Africa." Gothic Book store, nature's precious existence," by Dr. service. Training course begins Apr 28. For Stellar Stories: "In the Mood of Zebras" by 4:30 - 6 pm. Geoffrey Ole Maloiy, visiting prof. Ill Bio info call Nancy Hope or Rachel Reckford at Jerry Bumpus. M133 Green Zone, noon. 683-8628. The Local Environment: Problems, Causes Sci, 4:15 pm. "Single Electron Transfer. A Major Reaction and Solutions. Express your concerns to Reading by Richard Robeson, poetry. Duke Continuing Education offers a series Pathway in Organic Chemistry," by Dr. of career choice workshops this spring. elected officials. Speaker's remarks should Know Bookstore, 306 Dillard St.Durham, Eugene C. Ashby, Georgia Tech. 103 Gross Call for catalogue, 684-6259. be limited to 3 min. Speakers on transpor­ 7:30 pm. tation or development sign up at door from Chem, 3:30 pm. Soup's on for Contact fundraiser to benefit Volunteer for a Hurricane Relief agency in 6:30 - 7 pm. Durham High School, 7 pm. Gilbert and Sullivan operetta: Ruddigore. the Charleston area this summer. Housing Contact, local volunteer agency. Soups, Page Aud, 8 pm. For tickets contact is provided. For info contact Voluntary breads, dessert and tea for $4. Duke Wednesday, April 25 Charles Vansant, Office of Residential Life. Action Ctr at 803-7606930. Lutheran Campus Ministry Worship w/ Holy Memorial Methodist Church, 11 am - 7 pm. Communion. Chapel Basement, 9:30 pm. Gilbert and Sullivan operetta: Ruddigore. Saturday, May 5 Page Aud, 8 pm. For tickets contact Rapture's Christian Fellowship weekly "Streetcar Named Desire" presented by Charles Vansant in Office of Residential meeting, all are welcome. Mary Lou The Working Theatre. Durham Arts Council, Cable 13 TV Life. Williams Center, 6 - 7 pm. 8 pm. The broadcast for the week of April 22-26: "Natural Selection on Gynodioecy in Student Recital with Joel Ang, violin and Gilbert and Sullivan operetta: Ruddigore. Plantago lanceolata," by Lynn Broaddus, 9:00 Inside Duke Julie Snell, piano. Rehearsal Hall, 8 pm. Page Aud, 8 pm. For tickets contact DU. 144 Bio Sci, 12:30 pm. 9:30 Sportsline Blues Aesthetic exhibit film series: Give My Charles Vansant, Office of Residential Life. Poor Hear Ease; Mississippi Delta Blues- Saturday, April 28 Exhibits 10:00 One on One 10:30 Under the Bridge men; St. Louis Blues; Dizzy; Boogie Woogie DU String School Beginning Strings, 104 Divergence Traditions: Southern Women Dream; Rhapsody in Black and Blue; Black MDB Music Bldg, 9:30 am. Writing. Perkins main entrance throughout 11:00 The Best of Under the Bridge PAGE 10 THE CHRONICLE MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990 Classifieds

Research assistant needed for SUMMER STUDENTS GEORGE MCGOVERN Front Office Work: Phone, File, TYPING — Quick professional ser­ Announcements busy cognitive psychology lab. Help give needy Durham youth a The 1972 Democratic nominee Send mailings, accounts vice for papers. Mail Boxes Etc. Start this summer — work for at CHANCE this summer by volun­ for President will speak on ETH­ receivable. Some college neces­ 382-3030 (in Loehmann's Plaza). BEST FUNDRAISERS ON CAMPUS! least 1 yr. Duties include par­ teering for weekly tutoring/ ICS IN GOVERNMENT at 8 p.m. in sary. Afternoons and/or eves. Part- Is your fraternity, sorority or club ticipating in all phases of ongoing friendship program. Call Danny Page Aud on Mon, Apr 23. Be time, permanent. Apply Kaplan FAX-IT interested in earning $1,000.00 + research and general lab super­ 684-0374 and drop by 208 Carr there! Sponsored by the Univer­ Educational Ctr, Suite 112, 2634 in your office or home. Fax your for a one-week, on-campus mar­ vision. Great experience before Bldg Tue night 4/24, 6:30. sity Union Symposium Commit­ Chapel Hill Blvd. in Durham, next CV's, documents. Fax machine keting project? You must be well- grad school. Research, statistical, tee. to the Yorktowne Thtr. brought to you. $2/up per doc. Call organized and hard working. Call computer experience a plus; atten­ 286-5615. Jenny or Myra at 800-592-2121. GEORGE MCGOVERN tion to detail a must. Call 684- UnderTheBridge Earn $500-$1500 part-time stuff­ The 1972 Democratic nominee ing envelopes in your home. For 3102. TYPING SUMMER STORAGE On Cable 13. No Dumping, Inego for President will speak on ETH­ free information, send a self-ad­ Same or next day service standard, No need to hassle with taking your Montoya, The Beta Investigators ICS IN GOVERNMENT at 8 p.m. in dressed, stamped envelope to PO Student to work in academic office emergencies a specialty. Call Nick winter clothes or comforters home — see it all again. 11 p.m. All Page Aud on Mon, Apr 23. Be Box 81953, Albuquerque, NM 3-5 p.m. Mon-Fri from May through at 684-7620. this week. (Don't miss the last with you over the summer. Have there! Sponsored by the Univer­ 87198. Aug. Attention to detail important. them cleaned and stored at The sity Union Symposium Commit­ episode of Under The Bridge at Computer/ word processing experi­ Washtub. Pay now or later when tee. 10:30). LM-JJH. NORMAL VOLUNTEERS NEEDED ence. $6/hr. 684-3222. Roommate Wanted you pick them up in Aug. Use your FOR LUNG STUDIES. Healthy non­ Flex, Visa, Mastercard or Washtub YOUTH OUTREACH! THE BEST OF... smoking subjects between the Charlie Goodnlght's Comedy Zone ROOM IN DC! 2 F Duke '89 grads at the Weeping Radish now hiring account. Call The Washtub at 684- MANDATORY group meeting. Mon Under The Bridge. On Cable 13. ages of 20 and 70 are needed seek F roommate, 3 BR house. cocktail waitresses. Please apply 3546 for details. Apr 23, 126 SocPsych, 7 p.m. Be 11 p.m. ALL This Week. The standardization of a lung function Jun-Aug. 202-364-6524. In person. Ask for Mike Leo. 115 there! Thanx. Sheep Rap, Hick Parents, Jersey test. Testing requires inhalation of STUDENTS PLANNING HOUSE N. Duke St. Nonsmoking housemate to share Foam — see it all again. (Don't a very small, nontoxic concentra­ COURSES for fall term — applica­ BASKETBALL FANS nice 3 BR house 1.5 mi off East. miss Under The Bridge's last epi­ tion of test gases (0.3% carbon tions avail, in 04 Allen. Watch 1986 Duke-UNC basketball GMAT instructor needed for Stanley Close to Ballpark. AC, W/D, cable. game and participate in Psychol­ sode at 10:30). monoxide, acetylene and methane) H. Kaplan Educational Ctr classes. Great people. Come see. $217/ STUDYING ABROAD ogy experiment. $5 for 1 hour of and having the uptake of these Call 489-8720 for application. mo, 688-6546. NEXT FALL? Have you informed the GEORGE MCGOVERN gases measured during the follow­ your time on Wed Apr 25 or Thu Apr Summer job at River Runners Em­ Study Abroad Office of your final The 1972 Democratic nominee ing exhalation. The test is per­ 26. Sign up for time outside Rm porium. F/T. Starts early May. Call Plans? Call us at 684-2174 when for President will speak on ETH­ formed at rest and at a low level of Rooms for Rent 303 SocPsych. Howard or Mike, 688-2001. you have been accepted to your ICS IN GOVERNMENT at 8 p.m. in bicycle exercise. Standard lung program and made a final decision EASY MONEY Page Aud on Mon, Apr 23. Be function tests will also be perfor­ Experienced babysitter wanted for ASUMMER HOME to study abroad. Thank you. Subjects needed for psychology ex­ there! Sponsored by the Univer­ med. The tests should take about 1 toddler 2-3 aftemoons/wk June- ROOMS available in beautiful periment. $5 for less than 1 hour. sity Union Symposium Commit­ hr. Reimbursement is $10. Contact Aug. Call Shauna ASAP, 471-6890. house behind Baldwin on Sharpe's Workout Summer Aerobic Involves simple memory tasks. Ex­ tee. Tony Huang, MD, Beeper 5081. Markham. Please call 684-1497 Special. Join for 3 months, get 1 periments run on Tue Apr 24 be­ PRE-BUSINESS? for more information. mo. FREE. May, Jun, Jul, Aug tween 7:30 & 10:30. Sign-up out­ LEGAL ASSISTANT POSITION with Gain valuable experience and get litigation section of Poyner & $111. Registration deadline — Apr side Rm 303 SocPsych. Help Wanted paid for it! Call 684-6106 or stop GREAT SUBLET! Room in 2 BR apt. 23. Classes daily. Energetic high Spruill Law Firm in Raleigh. Candi­ by 101 W. Union Bldg to find out w/ prof female and cat. N-S woman impact; funky high intensity low AN INVITATION Experience the North Carolina dates must be about to recieve BA. how you can become a part of the only. A/C $160/mo. + util impact; Abs, thighs, buns toning. Upperclass House Pesidents and mountains this summer. Season­ Excellent salary and benefits. Send 1990-91 Chronicle business staff. (cheap!). Near West. Call Kim 490- 706-1/2 Ninth St — 489-3012. any Housemember interested in able employment opportunities at resume and transcript to David 5739. Act to protect the world we live in. serving as UHA representative next High Hampton Inn & Country Club. Dreifus, PO Box 10096, Raleigh, RUDDIGORE, Gilbert & Sullivan op­ NC, 27605-0096. Join NC's largest environmental or­ year come to the last UHA meeting Call Gwen Swanson — 489-3523. eretta presented by Durham to discuss the new lock-up policy ganization in successfully working Apts. for Rent Research subjects needed to par­ Savoyards, Apr 27-28, May 4-5, to be implemented in the fall. ALASKA SUMMER for a safer future. Starting salary, Page, 8 p.m. $6 Duke students ticipate in anesthesia study. Re­ Time: 5 p.m. Location: Griffith EMPLOYMENT — FISHERIES. Earn $14,300-$18,000! Travel, bene­ SUMMER SUBLET: Apt with garden with ID; see Charles Vansant Office quires the removal of wisdom teeth Board Rm. Date: Tue, Apr 24, $600 \ /wk In cannery, $8000- fits, advancement. Call 856-1581 near West Campus. End of May to of Residential Ufe. at a significantly reduced fee. Call 1990. $12000+ for 2 months on fishing after 2 p.m. Mon-Fri. middle of Aug for only $200/mo. vessel. Over 8000 openings. Start Dept. of Oral and Maxillofacial Sur­ Call or leave message: 286-9256. Need hotel room for graduation Local Moving Co. needs summer Jun 18. No experience necessary. gery at UNC School of Dentistry for weekend? Double available Dur­ GEORGE MCGOVERN workers to move local households. 1 BR apt, close to West Campus, MALE OR FEMALE. For 68-pg. em­ info, 966-2784, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. ham's Holiday Inn West, $110/ The 1972 Democratic nominee P/T or F/T available. Call 682-5688 very energy efficient, Range, refrig, ployment booklet, send $6.95 to night, nights of May 11, 12, 13. for President will speak on ETH­ WANTED: Self-supporting, mature for appt. Good Pay! AC. $275/mo. 684-5150, days; Call 489-3606. ICS IN GOVERNMENT at 8 p.m. in M&L Research, Box 84008, Seat­ woman. I will train you over the 493-9065 or 493-9873 nights, Page Aud on Mon, Apr 23. Be tle, WA 98124 — 30 day, uncondi­ summer to take over small service- Desperately Seeking Subjects! weekends. CASH FOR BOOKS there! Sponsored by the Univer­ tional, 100% money back guaran­ oriented business. Flexible hrs, Earn $10 for 1-hr decision-making Cash Paid for your books at the sity Union Symposium Commit­ tee. marvelous hourly pay leading to ex­ study. Call Eloise or Mary Frances: University Textbook Store. Mon-Sat 684-4266 or 682-5058. Leave Houses for Rent tee. REPRESENT DUKE cellent salary. I put myself through 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Apr 30-May 5. Duke doing this and want to pass it message. Undergraduate Admissions needs on to a committed person with ATTENION SENIORS!!! Planning to GEORGE MCGOVERN 1 FT permanent reception and strong people skills who needs to 3 BR HOUSE work before applying to graduate The 1972 Democratic nominee campus visit coordinator. Repre­ Child Care work AND study. Eileen, 286-1213. On New Hope Creek. 5 mi from business school??? If you haven't for President will speak on ETH­ sent Duke to prospective students Duke. $595/mo. 493-6852. Avail Wanted — reliable babysitter to already picked up info about busi­ ICS IN GOVERNMENT at 8 p.m. in and visitors. Coordinate and SUMMER WORK STUDY STUDENT: immediately. watch 3 young children in my home ness school, stop by the PREBUSI­ Page Aud on Mon, Apr 23. Be schedule campus visit programs. P/T Financial Assistant, flexible there! Sponsored by the Univer­ in west Durham. Call 382-0094 af­ SUMMER HOUSING NESS ADVISING OFFICE (113 Allen Assist with counselling and proces­ hours, with possible continuation Bldg) and ask for a packet. sity Union Symposium Commit­ ter 5 p.m. House near East. 2 full BA, large sing. Call 684-3214, Greg. Fall semester. Call Tony Armanto, tee. LR, CR, kit, W/D, furn. 684-7452. BIG JAY'S END OF THE YEAR SALE American Dance Festival 684- FREE ROOM AND BOARD: mother's — 30% — everything in the store 6402. helper. Summer flexible daytime LARGE and/or fall after school. 493-3845. furn house near East. LR w/FP, DR, except jewelry. NEED A JOB? STUDYING ABROAD SPRING 1991? big kit, 2 full BA, W/D, dishwasher. BIG JAYS Work for the Chronicle and get The Office of Special Events needs Chapel Hill couple, summer, P/T, 3 paid! Positions are avail for busi­ Avail May 14. (404)-448-1348 Greek sale — 40% off all greek a work/study student for the Fall children 3 mos-6 yrs. Refs, transp ness staff for 1990-91. Call 684- (collect). merchandise except jewelry. 1990. The job is as an accountant required. 493-0999. 6106 or stop by 101W. Union Bldg for the Duke United Way Cam­ 2 BR LR BR/den House located on Reliable, experienced babysitter to apply. paign. Bookkeeping experience quiet street off Cole Mill Rd. 5 min. needed, 4-6 p.m. Tue's, Thu's. Our GOOD LUCK helpful, but not necessary. No from Duke. Ref. stove W/D on 1 house, near East Campus. Call Wish your stressed friends luck on MOTORCYCLE fund-raising required. Please call acre lot. $600/mo. Call 493-4550. 682-7630, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. finals. Send them balloons. Call For Sale — Honda 400F 4 cylin­ 684-3710 if interested. UP, UP, & AWAY at 684-1923. der. Classic bike. Runs well. 3 BR LR DR, Spanish style, 1 mi. $450 neg. Call Ted, 383-5174. Student needed for 20 hrs/wk in Services Offered from East Campus. Furn. with W/D cognitive psychology lab over the refrig. stove. 2000 sq. ft. with summer. Duties include running Adult students wanted for piano marble fireplace. $600. Call 688- subjects, working with data, lessons! All levels and styles. Rea­ 8588 after 5. ^^round trips JRHAM from various office jobs. Attention to sonable rates. Flexible schedules. CHARMING OLDER HOMES and AMSTERDAM detail, promptness a must. Call 286-0737. 578 apts. 1-4 BR, hardwood floors, fire­ THE CHRONICLE LONDON 530 684-3102. PARIS 610 JUST YOUR TYPE Word Processing places. Starting in May or Aug. AP­ ROME 678 Service will type your papers, dis­ PLE REALTY 493-5618. CLASSIFIEDS INFORMATION MUNICH 618 sertations, letters, etc. quickly and TOKYO 852 professionally. Emergency typing BASIC RATES HONGKONG 874 LAMINATED welcome. 489-8700 (24 hours). See page 11 ^ Taxes not included Restrictions $3.00 (per day) for the first 15 words or less. apply One ways available. Work/ PHOTO ID'S 100 (per day) for each additional word. Study abroad programs. 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From page 10 FRIDGE FOR SALE Lost green denim Banana Republic AMCAS and AADSAS packets are AN INVITATION To my only 4 leaf clover, Elvis. I Please buy my refrigerator — MUST jacket. If found call 493-0575. now available in the HPAC, 303 Upperclass House Pesidents and may be free to flirt and date but I SUMMER SUBLET SELL! Best offer, call 684-1890. LOSE YOUR PUPPY? Union Bldg. Pick one up before. any Housemember interested in can't stop lovin' you "pumpkin Call 382-3085. Fully furn. 4 BR, 2- MOTORCYCLE! I may have it. Call: 286-5794. leaving campus for the summer. serving as UHA representative next FACE"! How could I go to Nebraska 1/2 BA house in American Village. 1982 Honda CM250. 7200 mi., year come to the last UHA meeting this summer & leave my buddy in CAC, D/W, W/D F/P deck. Near Duke Lost: silver, rectangular locket with KEVIN KNESTRICK excellent condition. New tires. Per­ to discuss the new lock-up policy NYC? Ah — if only you weren't -—. Avail. May 15-Aug 15. Rent neg. engraved designs and a silver Hope you're having fun at Duke. fect first bike. $675. Jay 286- to be implemented in the fall. By the way, next time I'll go in there chain with sentimental value Hurry up and get back to CA. I MISS 9483. Time: 5 p.m. Location: Griffith after you and what will people Autos for Sale somewhere between Wannamaker YOU! Love. Amy. Board Rm. Date: Tue, Apr 24, think? I Love You Pee Wee!! The 1986 Apple Computer and printer and North Campus. Reward if FLY! For saie: one way ticket RDU 1990. paper pusher who thought it was used only 2 yrs, working order. found. Please call 684-7420. time to get PERSONAL! MOTORCYCLE: '86 Honda CM250. to LaGuardia good any time. Call Cheap! Call Kristin 684-1504. GET PAID! Custom — $350. Call Paul 383- Personals Wendy 660-3198. The Chronicle has openings for MICH 5970. DO YOU LIKE SEX DUKE PERFORMERS pre-business students on the Happy Birthday, Woman! The First WATER bed for sale. Queen size. Heading for Europe The PUB Committee of DUU is plan­ 1990-91 business staff. Get expe­ of the Three to hit 20. Have Fun Liner, Heater, etc. Call Jim 286- rience with accounting and com­ For Sale — Misc. this Summer? Jet there anytime for ning a student entertainment se­ and cause trouble! 2 weeks 'til 1389. Best offer. puters. Call 684-6106 or stop by $160 or less with AIRHITCH (as ries for next fall. Any musicians, Myrtle, so relax and don't stress! PLANE TICKET 101W. Union Bldg to apply. reported in NY Times, Consumer stand-up comedians or other small SEXONTHEBEACH! Plane ticket. RDU to Newark. May acts, please call the Union office Lost and Found Reports & Let's Go!) For info call: MYRTLE ROOM can be deadlier than the drink. 5. Best offer. Call Julie at 684- at 684-2911 if you are interested. AIRHITCH 212-864-2000. Room for 6 avail May 8-9 at the Practice safer sex. Questions? Call 1082. Ask for Adam Joyce. LOST — 35mm Ricoh camera in Seashell Motel $90/night. Minutes PISCES at 684-2618. Dark Blue carpet. ll"xll" excel­ black case. $100 reward. Call THE MAIL ROOM at Brightleaf from Zac's. On the beach. Call lent condition. No stains or smells. Mike (919)-848-6049. Square. 683-9518. Big boxes, 1990 GRADUATES Stephen at 684-1547. HATE EARTH DAY Baccalaureate Tickets must be $40 obo. Call 684-1046. free labels, UPS shipping. Fast, Recycling sucks. Conservation FOUND courteous service. picked up on Apr 23, 24 from SENIORS — need dinner reserva­ GRADUATION WEEKEND HOTEL tions for graduation weekend? I've sucks. Boycott environmental- Sunglasses Wed afternoon in Al­ 10:30 a.m.-l p.m. or Apr 25, 26 ROOM — Holiday Inn — Hillsboro reservations I need to get rid of. Ism. Eat dolphins, pollute, was­ len Bldg. To claim, call 684- PAPER DUE? from 1:30-4 p.m. in the Lobby of Rd, Durham — May 11, 12 — call Check ASDU's new Typing File for a 684-0473. te, leave your lights on, flush 1520 and describe them. Gross Chem. Lisa 286-0324. list of typists, or call 684-6403. your toilets for no reason, buy YOU'RE BORING aerosols. Screw the future gen­ Don't even think I'm not talking erations — the ozone layer will about you, DEREK, I mean I wanted last our lifetime, so who cares... to say something good, but I'm too Nuclear winter and the green­ much of a WIMP. Oh, by the way — house effect will cancel each I would've spent the night, if I'd had other out. I love Love Canal. Oh a better parking space. HAPPY yeah, wear fur. Lots of It. Club BIRTHDAY! Love & spoons — Bun­ seals, not sandwiches — A Pub­ ny^ lic Service Announcemnt brought to you by Dan Fltman. Hey! Did you hear?! 00 — just wanted to say thanks for a great year — looking forward to one with fewer trashcans next year BRESSLER Just dropping you a note, wherever since you won't all be concentrated you may be, to let you know that I on one hall! Good luck on exams!! Microfridge will be the next resident of your old — 'The Woman." pad in the section. See you at Myr­ YOU KNOW FONG? tle. YITBOS AD is Once Again Jonathan Wil, that is. Air's gonna MARGARITE be a party — is anyone else turning Just a reminder to let me know 21 and graduating the same week­ where you'll be staying before you end? Raging from Sat the 12th. af­ bolt for the dark continent — AD Available to ternoon until graduation. Lots of alcohol, food, tunes, etc. Come on and bring your parents (early, at least!). How about a HUGE rsvp by Students in the May 1 to let me guess at crowd Show Your size. PS — tell any boneheads who missed this — everyone's invited! . Best Side mean EVERYONE. The Chronicle's annual Residence Halls! EMILIA! staff portrait is today at Well, it's taken me a few months, but here it is! Skin caught in zipper 5 p.m. in front of James while sowing wild oats? This - B. Duke. No ifsandsor Microfridge combines a compact refrigerator, freezer, -thing: Quick Fix. Love, your long butts. lost twin sister. G. Hall — you look cute in sport and microwave oven in one convenient appliance that jackets, but I liked ya in cords too. Happy whatever the next holiday is. allows you to store snacks and other foods, and pre­ It's good we're graduating 'cause I'd have to get 2 jobs to support this HABIT thing! Lovesie, Yellow pare them without leaving your room! Jacket aka snake eyes. PS — shhhh — don't tell anyone our se­ cret sign. Surprised?? Pee Wee — and another thing — / Three appliances in one - run off you got the rythm & we got the rhythm — and that's the best po­ ~^\_^^""^^^x one outlet! The new space sav- etry I know. Love ya Pete, from Lori G. your hoi poloi from Noi Yoik. )%2) j v^» :______E#m *nS design leaves more room for other things in your room. Enjoy the convenience of keeping snacks and heating up frozen LOOKING foods with Mirofridge, the per­ FOR A fect solution to the late night REWARDING CAREER? study munchies. 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An ophthalmic technician training program is offered at Duke University Eye Center: • 1-year certificate course • • clinical and didactic training • • two years of college or equivalent preferred •

Ophthalmic technicians are trained to assist physicians in: • taking a patient's history* • determining current glasses prescriptions • Microfridge is • testing visual acuity & other visual functions • • preliminary testing to rule out ocular disease • made available through Duke Apply now! Application due no later than May 15. Tuition: $2,400, payable in two installments University Vending Services For more information, call George Andrews at (919) 684-6743 Call 684-3762 to reserve your

Microfridge today! Duke University does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national or ethnic origin, handicap, sexual orientation or preference, sex or age in i the administration of educational or admissions policies. PAGE 12 THE CHRONICLE MONDAY, APRIL 23,1990

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