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DS T H E T R A D E 265 599 JOURNAL Freedom of the City of Derby to RN Submarine Service Granted 28 April 2002 Derbyshire Submariners Newsletter Issue Number 265 September 2021 EDITORIAL PAGE/S CONTENT I curse being on the computer when its Sunny, but 01 CONTENT & EDITORIAL I spend a lot of my time putting this monthly 02 WELFARE newsletter together, and enjoy the task entrusted 03/04 POLITICALLY INCORRECT PAGES to me by DS. I suppose with over 24 years I have 05 JEFF BACON © TWO TIFFS been doing it, to the present format, with only two serious 06 RNM POMPEY & NAVAL PARADE complaints, I will get better 07-08 UK RELATED DEFENCE NEWS with practice. So, yes, I enjoy 09 SUBMARINE DOLPHINS 50th researching, & compiling this 10 RNSM & SUBMARINERS MEMORIAL newsletter, and with 99.9% positive feedback since 1997 11 NL FEEDBACK UK/AUSSIE DOLPHINS when I started it for Derby 12 USA SUBMARINE NEWS SOCA, after I took over as 13-14 HMS URGE HISTORIC FACTS Chair, I will continue as long as the DS Members wish me to, and it serves its purpose of keeping 15 SUBMARINE DIVISION NL SUMMER the Derbyshire Members informed, advised and 16 MIDDLE & FAR EAST S/M NEWS hopefully something to smile about and enjoy? 17 RN SILENT ON S/M NO-CLAIMS BONUS Pge 24 gives the latest updates and sorry still not 18 RUSSIA SUBMARINE NEWS more positive! Pge 21 Aug TD. I have visited our 19 PRINTS OF OLD SHIPS & NARWHAL two WWI graves in Nottingham Rd Cemetery, & reiterate my appeal for Help to maintain these 20 N. AMERICAS & FAR EAST NEWS Graves by DS members. I used to visit three 21 DIESO BOAT REUNION (DBR) 2021 times a year plus Apr/Nov Ceremonies, and no 22 WORLD SUBMARINE NEWS visit since last Nov shows! There appears so 23 SUBMARINES & THE JOLLY ROGER much World Submarine News, almost warrants its own NL but members feedback to maintain this is 24 DS LOCAL NEWS AND SITREP positive. It gave me great pleasure transcribing Tony Greaves Dieso Boat Reunion report on Pge 21 & and very much a feeling of ’Wish I was There’, especially for the Oggies!. It amply demonstrates that fact full socials are not on the menu for all yet, with a large majority of members taking extra care with their freedom of movement! DS BIRTHDAYS 2021 However, God Willing, there will be I am sure, though possibly not until 2022? 23 Sept Trevor Williamson (92) 24 Sept Lee Holtham STOP PRESS. It is imperative all DS members read my email 21/8 re HSBC Banking Charges, 17 Oct John Sayers and the impact on our group with is draconian new charge of a min of £60 per year per account plus A POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR THE MONTH charges for cheques and cash pay-in of cash! etc. Members are Requested to Respond on Action. Life certainly isn’t a Joke, But it does make me Terry Hall The Trade Journal Newsletter Editor Laugh at Times! Hon. Sec/Treasurer, Derbyshire Submariners’ [email protected] 1 WELFARE DOES MATTERS What Changes Should I Look out For? Editor: In my experience men do not talk Needing to urinate more often than usual, amongst themselves of problems and know more especially at night. Difficulty starting to urinate. about Breast Cancer than they do about what can Straining or taking a long time to finish urinating, be serious problems affecting themselves. Thus, a week flow when you urinate a feeling that your despite having been a Welfare Worker for over bladder has not emptied properly, a sudden need thirty years I was not really fully aware of what a to urinate, sometimes leaking urine before you Prostate was, does, or the impact when get to a toilet and dribbling urine after you finish something goes wrong, and the fact you have no urinating. Less common changes include; Pain input into control or indeed prevention. The when urinating and pain when ejaculating. A Article below is not taken from the Internet but an small number of men get blood in their urine or information leaflet provided by Urology at the semen, or problems getting or keeping an NHS Royal Derby Hospital so IS FACT. I include erection. These symptoms aren’t usually caused it in our Welfare Section To give you any by a prostate problem, and are more often linked to other health problems. Answers, before you give me a Question. Urinary Problems are common in older men, but What is the Prostate? The prostate is a gland. this does not mean you have to put up with them. It is usually the size and shape of a walnut and There are ways to treat them and manage them grows bigger as you get older. It sits under the yourself. Talk to your GP if you have any of the bladder and surrounds the urethra, which is the problems above. You might find it helpful to tick any tube that carries urine (wee) out of the body. The problems you have and show your list to your GP. prostate’s main job is to help make semen, the fluid that carries sperm. Prostate Cancer can develop when cells in the prostate start to grow in an uncontrolled way. Who has a Prostate? Men*, trans women (A Prostate cancer is very common with 1 in 8 men in Trans woman is someone who was assigned the UK likely to get it in their lifetime. Prostate male at birth but identifies as a woman & they can cancer often grows too slowly to cause any develop prostate problems even if they have problems. But some prostate cancers grow more taken hormones. The prostate is not removed quickly and are more likely to spread. This is more during genital reconstructive surgery). None likely to cause problems and needs treatment to binary people who were assigned male at birth & stop or delay it spreading. some intersex people. So basically, it is a male problem not related to female except as above. Prostate Cancer Symptoms do not appear in early prostate cancer. That is why it’s important to What can Go Wrong? The most common know about your risk see below. However, some prostate problems are: An Enlarged Prostate, men may have difficulty urinating. Men with Prostatitis & Prostate Cancer. prostate cancer that’s spread to other parts of the Enlarged Prostate? An enlarged prostate is an body might have pain in the back, hip or pelvis, increase in the size of the prostate. It isn’t caused problems getting or keeping an erection, blood in by cancer. You might also hear it called benign the urine or semen, or unexplained weight loss. prostatic enlargement (BPE) or benign prostatic These symptoms are usually caused by other hyperplasia (BPH). An enlarged prostate is very things, but it’s still a good idea to get them checked common in men over 50. As the prostate grows, out straight away by your GP. it can cause urinary problems, including the Risks. You may be more likely to get Prostate symptoms listed in this article. There are ways Cancer if; Aged 50 or over. and increases as you to treat it. get older. If your father or brother has had it your 1 Prostatitis It is thought to be caused by an risk increases 2 /2 times and if you are black, 1 in 4 infection or by inflammation of the prostate It is will get prostate cancer in their lifetime. If you are not cancer. It is common and can affect men of overweight you might have a higher risk of being any age, but it’s most common in men aged diagnosed with prostate cancer that’s aggressive between 30-50. Symptoms vary from man to (more likely to spread) or advanced (spread outside man but can include urinary problems, aching in the prostate). Remember, urinary problems will the area between your testicles and back often be caused by something other than cancer, and there are treatments that can help you. passage, or pain in the lower part of your abdomen (stomach area), groin or lower back. What Should I Do? If you think you are at risk talk Note*: The info in this leaflet has been to your GP. You can also call the Specialist Nurses developed based on guidance and evidence in on 0800 074 8383 or Also, Know your Prostate; a men. If you are trans women, male assigned etc guide to common prostate problems from visit prostatecanceruk.org/trans-women prostatecanceruk.org. If Unsure, Ask! Terry Hall 2 UNPOLITICALLY CORRECT PAGES The Bum Skin. A married couple were in a My New Email. I opened a new email today and it terrible accident where the man's face was said ‘Please Choose Your Password’ and as I am severely burned. The doctor told the husband naughty and always use the same password: that they couldn't graft any skin from his body ‘cabbage’, It's very easy to remember. But it seems because he did not have the un-hairy type the computer had other plans. The computer needed. So, the wife offered to donate some of responded, ‘Please enter your new password: her own skin. However, the only skin on her body Sorry, the password must be more than 8 that the doctor felt was suitable would have to characters. So, I entered ‘boiled cabbage’ Sorry, come from her buttocks. Owing to the sensitive the password must contain 1 numerical character.