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BIKRAM RAI DESK OFFICER ushil Koirala sat behind his desk at Singha Darbar ANOTHER CROSSROAD Son Tuesday (above) to assume office as Nepal’s 37th EDITORIAL prime minister at a time of unenviable challenges. With PAGE 2 a self-imposed warranty period of one year, his prime THE YEAR OF ministership is on a tight deadline to deliver. Within LIVING DANGEROUSLY hours of taking office, PM Koirala was already in fire- BY ANURAG ACHARYA fighting mode in a you-promised-no-we-didn’t row PAGE 3 with the UML over the candidacy of Bam Dev Gautam JYAPU SPIRIT as Home Minister. His next challenge is to form a lean WHOSE HOME IS IT ANYWAY? For a glimpse into the traditions of Jyapus, and mean coalition, conduct local elections, and write BY TRISHNA RANA visit this lesser-known a constitution all within 2014. PAGE 6 museum in Patan. PAGE 10 2 EDITORIAL 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 ANOTHER CROSSROAD e have just done a search in the Nepali Times He may have once hijacked a for one year, or until the constitution is written, online archives of all editorials over the whichever comes first. Wpast 10 years for the word ‘crossroads’. It plane, now Sushil Koirala needs to The prime minsiter’s first order of business is to is one of the most frequently used words to describe steer the country towards stability provide the kind of leadership and statesmanship for this country’s prolonged political transition. We compromise and accommodation shown by his cousin described various ceasefire agreements during the in the post-2006 period so that the new constitution conflict as ‘crossroads’, the post-royal massacre period is written, printed, and bound by deadline. It is not as in 2001 was a ‘crossroad’, the make-or-break events of difficult as some of the politicians make it sound with April 2006 and the ceasefire later that year were also their grandstanding. The only real issue holding up an ‘crossroads’, and we referred to the country being at agreement is what kind of federalism we should have. a critical ‘crossroad’ after the dissolution of the first Here the election results give us a sensible roadmap: Constituent Assembly in May 2013. devolution to elected autonomous local units that are Now, with Sushil Koirala being sworn in as the economically viable and politically feasible. country’s new prime minister, there is a feeling we Working out a consensus on the constitution are at another crossroad. The country can travel would need the prime minister’s full attention, but he ahead towards a new dawn of stable democracy and is already mired in the familiar power-sharing games prosperity, it can be mired once again in chaotic of coalition formation. In this, he has to contend with political infighting, or it can go over the edge into an challenges within his party as well as from the UML, abyss. which has already shown how petty-minded it is The fact that it has taken nearly three months after by boycotting the prime minister’s swearing in. One the elections for parliament to even convene and elect thing Sushil must try to avoid is his late cousin’s habit a new prime minister does not bode well for the future. of the cynical and ruthless squelching of rivals within Negotiations between the NC and the UML to form a the NC, which ended up weakening and splitting the coalition cabinet have run into predictable difficulties grand old party and setting the country’s democracy over ministerial slots, which probably mean further back a decade. delays in government formation. So, for now, we just BILASH RAI Koirala has always been in the shadows of his have Sushil Koirarla and Ram Sharan Mahat being more charismatic, ambitious (and sometimes corrupt) sworn in. hallmark of his life. He would have set a wonderful relatives and in that sense is an unknown entity. If he had asked for our advice, we would have precedent by bringing in new blood and would have One thing is for sure though, as long as he heads the suggested to Koirala that he do a Sonia Gandhi and be earned respect and authority far beyond the temporary government we will not be able to say that corruption a kingmaker by pushing forward a younger protégé, but glory of prime ministership. But in the dog-eat-dog world in this country ‘starts at the top’. Behind that hirsute, neither Sher Bahadur Deuba nor Ram Chandra Poudel. of Nepali politics, that would have been asking for too enigmatic visage and mumbling diction may still be The Nepali people would have respected Koirala much, even of Sushil Koirala. However, Koirala has let the man the country needs at a time when it is once even more for personal sacrifice, which has been the it be known that he intends to stay in Baluwatar only more at the crossroad.

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DOING GOOD Nepalis out of poverty and provides For our political leaders, integration by INGOs, but through the goodness ALPACA FARM Nepal dropping to the bottom of respectable opportunities for our youth of Maoist combatants into the national of their hearts to demand justice and Nepal is already well-known for the rankings on the freedom to to earn an income. army last year signaled the end of truth for their brothers and sisters. pashmina shawls, if marketed do business does not surprise Janu the peace process. But thousands Such a movement will take time and correctly, alpaca wool blankets can anyone (‘Doing well by doing good’, of victims and their families are still a show of unity that has often evaded become equally popular, which Editorial, #693). This is yet another Out of the 28 million Nepalis, only desperately searching for answers and us Nepalis, but I believe it is possible. will help improve the state of our reminder that it is high time we a handful of men have brought shame have yet to experience true peace. Maya Karki economy and provide more jobs for focused our energy and attention on and dishonour to Nepal. First, the Shah Gaya locals (‘Alpaca farm’, Meghna Bali, the country’s economy. But do those dynasty looted us, but they are gone CONSERVATION MATTERS #693). Although on the expensive in power care? And what was the now. Then came the Koirala family, To lose family members is I completely agree with Hum Gurung: end, encouraging more farmers to point of the conference on Business Sher Bahadur Deuba, Madhav Nepal, painful enough, but to not get any infrastructure development around expand into the alpaca market and Ethics for a Prosperous Nepal? All Pushpa Kamal Dahal, and Baburam closure about their disappearance or the Chitwan National Park and advertising the benefi ts of the wool the businessmen, who provided Bhattarai et al. We are well aware of death is probably the most terrible thing other protected areas shouldn’t be can greatly increase sales abroad. millions of rupees for election how they exploited the country. Yet, we a person can experience. And to make carried out without consulting local Aneesha Thapa fi nancing that enabled the old men are helpless against them. We can no things worse, the government makes stakeholders and measuring the on chopper rides, will begin getting longer allow 100 men to destroy our relatives wait for 12 years before they environmental impact (‘Conservation Wow, alpacas are ugly, I wonder favours once the Congress and UML future and destiny. Something must can claim property rights and other matters’, #693). If the proposed why their wool costs so much? led government begins its tenure. be done today; otherwise we will live entitlements. Without the monetary railway is given the green light, it Besides, not everyone can afford to We all know which big business without water, electricity, petrol, jobs, support, families have to suffer grave will set a dangerous precedence for raise alpaca in Nepal, we don’t have families have evaded taxes. But or food. mental and fi nancial ordeals. The other similar projects. Decades of the knowledge or the resources without these companies, the Nepali Narayana Prasad state needs to take responsibility for conservation efforts will be wiped out, to raise an animal that is originally media will bleed dry, so they are its citizens and provide families with poaching will thrive, and we stand from South America. If only we could always hesitant to highlight such SHARING SORROW a) the truth, so that they have some to lose our rich biodiversity. I hope make use of the animals and plants stories. At the moment, no institution It is encouraging to see women whose kind of closure, and b) immediate Gurung’s piece and the previous available locally. in Nepal can talk about ethics. lives were torn apart by the confl ict compensation, so that they can lead Nepali Times’ report will encourage Siddharth Sharma Bibek Karki trying their best to get back on their the remainder of their lives with some discussions within the conservation feet (‘Sharing sorrow to ease pain’, kind of peace. circle and among policy makers. We have waited far too long Juanita Malagon, #693). We defi nitely Keerthana Shrestha Sumeet Shrestha

for politics to correct itself and as a need to hear more success stories of Weekly Internet Poll #694 result Nepal’s economy is currently confl ict victims who have started new Since it is in the best interest REAL TO REEL on life support. First the war set us lives, gotten re-married, and are taking of all the current political forces of Prabin Shrestha’s journey from being Q. What is the best way to kill time during load-shedding? back by at least two decades, then part in the formation of the Truth and Nepal from the UCPN (Maoist) to confi ned to a wheelchair to becoming Total votes: 577 we had to go through a protracted Reconciliation Committee. However, the Congress to the UML and the a sought after video editor is truly transition process, and now we have articles like this make me question what Army, there is no doubt that future inspiring and I salute his efforts (‘Real wasted six years trying to draft a the war was fought for? What did we government(s) will use all their might to reel’, Tsering Dolker Gurung, new constitution. How much longer gain from 10 years of violence and will to keep skeletons from the war #693). I hope his biopic, Mokshya, do we wait? I know Nepali Times the Maoists, who were heavily defeated hidden in the closet. The only real is equally good and may his story is big on safeguarding democratic in November polls, ever be made to hope for victims and their families is if encourage those living with physical principles, but I for one would not repent for putting so many lives at stake thousands of ordinary Nepalis turn up disabilities to make the best of what mind having a semi-autocratic just to rise to power? outside Singha Darbar and Baluwatar, they have. government if that lifts millions of Sapana Thapa not because they are being egged on Sanjay Gupta Weekly Internet Poll # 695. To vote go to: www.nepalitimes.com Q. Which leader should be the new home minister?

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BIKRAM RAI The year of living dangerously It’s very simple: KP Oli needs Bam Dev and Bam Dev wants the Home Ministry

o surprise that Monsieur Sushil Koirala has become the 37th prime minister of this country, with conditional support Nfrom the UML. Two weeks ago, we were taken to task for suggesting that his government was doomed even before it was formed. But that is the way the cookie has always crumbled in Nepali politics. After 1990, no government was able to deliver on its commitment because they were all busy fire-fighting and trying to survive challenges from rivals within and without. Political allies are bought with attractive promises or posts and perks. But the promises are rarely kept and the governments come tumbling down. From the day a prime minister BY THE WAY is elected, he is more worried about sour competitors rather Anurag Acharya than the pressing issues of the nation. It needs exceptional resourcefulness and statesmanship to quell adversaries and still find time and focus on running the country. So don’t blame an ailing old man if he has no appetite for the new constitution. For those of us who have seen this drama being staged seven times in the last six years, there is nothing ironic about the UML threatening to unseat the prime minister it voted to power less than 24 hours ago. It’s very simple: KP Oli needs Bam Dev Gautam and Bam Dev wants the Home Ministry. The fact that the local elections may be taking place sometime soon makes the Home Ministry the most sought after office, as the one running it has unparalleled advantages of controlling and mobilising bureaucracy and the police. A compromise may be reached in the coming weeks, but the media mongering over portfolios has exposed the hollow unity expressed by the two oldest parties claiming to deliver the constitution within a year. To be sure, parties in the CA will have their own sets of differences over the vision and structure of New Nepal. The NC and UML, together command a two-third majority in the CA, but disputes over portfolios and running the government can easily spill over into the CA. The two parties still differ on many issues, particularly on forms of government and number of federal units. But even if the NC and UML stick together throughout the process, they alone cannot dictate the statute drafting. A constitution is a document of consensus and if Nepali society is to emerge out of this long drawn political transition, it is imperative that the new statute be adopted by all constituencies. This can only happen if Dalits, Madhesis, Janajatis, women, and sexual minorities, who have been historically wronged, are actively involved at all levels of statute drafting in the CA. They may be the largest parties representing the aspirations of a majority, but the NC and UML leadership cannot be dismissive of the grievances and demands made from the hitherto marginalised. They must be willing to engage with the identity politics of Madhesis and the Janajatis. The Maoists and Madhesi parties may have championed the inclusive agenda so far, but the aspiration for self rule and autonomy is not partisan. Sushil Koirala may have just entered Singha Darbar, but he is already running out of time. He has an unenviable job of keeping his business as the head of the government, apart from his role as the leader of the largest party responsible for drafting the statute. 4 INTERVIEW 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694

In India, Chile, and Lebanon, we met with local social entrepreneurs who had the vision but needed support on how to materialise this ambition. Despite obvious cultural differences, we learnt that the solutions are similar and shareable, and that there are more common grounds than differences.

What makes the most effective teachers? Teachers who develop close relations with their students and families have deeper understanding of local contexts and this helps them be effective. Also, most successful teachers know where they see their students in 10 years and thus help the child create more options. When faced with problems, effective teachers do not blame children, parents or the school system but persevere. Despite this, each partner program has its own requirements, and we just help them build on others’ success.

In Nepal, parents are reluctant to allow their children to teach in high schools and would rather want them to get ‘real’ jobs. How do you convince them otherwise? It is important to ensure that the initial groups of selected students have experience as well as parental backing. Testimonials from these provide ground for further conviction among those still unsure. Over time, with a build-up HARIZ BAHARUDIN of examples, parents can be persuaded. Here, we also need to look at safety and remoteness issues. Ashutosh Tiwari: How do you aim to eliminate Two years after college may look like worldwide educational inequity? forever for fresh graduates, but we know Wendy Kopp: Children’s socio-economic careers span decades. Teaching gives backgrounds shape their educational outcomes, candidates experiences, understanding, which in turn impact their life. It’s a deeply exposure and opportunity. This short-term Teaching systemic problem for which there is no one investment will pay off in the long term. single solution. One way to address this is by getting the most promising young leaders to In the US, Teach for America has been commit to teach in the neediest communities. criticised for being “an elitist program” which for the future Ultimately, we are working to generate a group places “ill-trained young teachers” in difficult of leaders who will act with great conviction schools where “teachers who belong to unions and urgency to address core issues in the field. are then replaced”. How will you respond if In 1989, Wendy Kopp used the ideas TFN faces similar criticism in five years? of her Princeton thesis to found Teach Young graduates in Asia are generally not Most criticism stems from misconceptions. for America, a non-profit organisation interested in teaching, and those who do, don’t We’re not saying our Fellows will change consider themselves leaders. What do you the world in two years or that our training is that aimed to recruit and train college have in mind when you talk about teachers as the best available. Also, we’re not replacing graduates to teach at secondary schools leaders? existing teachers because we can’t force our By leaders, we mean that people who share Fellows into schools that don’t want them. for two years in needy communities in the understanding to work together must be in What we must accept is children in low- the US. 28 years later the organisation positions of responsibility in the educational income socio-economic brackets and remote expanded into Teach for All, a global sector. We need them all to understand that it is locations are four-grade levels behind those possible for kids to achieve this even if they face from privileged backgrounds. And a good network of teachers that works on the extreme poverty, lack resources and have low education is important for them to break out same philosophy. Kopp was in Kathmandu expectations. of poverty. People say we need to eradicate poverty earlier this week for the induction of Teach How has the TFA model of training graduates first, but we can also bring problems in for Nepal’s second group of Fellows. to teach for two years worked in different education under control if we channel talent countries? and leadership. Sixty per cent of our alumni Excerpts from her conversation with It would not have made sense if we modeled stay in education, so we’re asking students to Ashutosh Tiwari: the worldwide network on the American one. take their career’s first step with us. 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 BUSINESS 5

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Peaceful but not prosperous Ice cool EOL, the sole authorised distributor for Godrej Appliances in Nepal, offi cially launched the range of Godrej EDGE Pro Education is models last week. “The Edge Pro refrigerators seek to provide improving in Sri consumers with maximum space, maximum cooling, and maximum energy effi ciency,” reads the press statement. Lanka’s Northern Province, but E-ducation there are few job Everest Bank organised a hand-over opportunities program at its corporate offi ce on Monday, where CEO AK Ahluwalia distributed computers to Balkrishna Karki, head master of Shree Triveni Higher Secondary School in Udayapur. agriculture. Education offi cial Sathyaseelan says that when graduates and others with higher educational qualifi cations Marked down Dreams Merchant Nepal recently launched smart voucher, a struggled to fi nd jobs, it acts as a privileged discount booklet that contains coupons of various deterrent for younger students. IPS business houses in the market. As per the company, the “When younger students see others booklet will be printed on a quarterly basis. struggling to get jobs, they fi nd that AMANTHA PERERA in COLOMBO settle for manual jobs.” education does not help much and The country’s overall unemployment want to quit,” he admits. rate is around four per cent of the labour In a survey by the United Love birds Fishtail Ultralight has announced special price for ri Lanka’s war-battered Northern force, but the fi gures for the north are Nations High Commissioner for couples who want to enjoy a 15-minute sojourn in Province had reason to celebrate exceptionally high, almost double that of Refugees released last year, an the sky. According to the offer, couples can now when the results of a countrywide the national rate. overwhelming majority of the war S enjoy a 15 minute ultralight fl ight for Rs 10,000. exam were announced last December. Rupavathi Keetheswaran, a displaced who have returned to the The offer is valid upto 17 February. Of the 16,604 students from the government agent for Kilinochchi Northern Province said they had province who sat for the exam, 63.8 district, says that as post-war assistance no complaints on how the region’s per cent secured the required marks reached an end and income levels education system has been revived. for entry into prestigious national suffered, many families either headed by The survey of 997 households found Charge up Red Bull organised a series of events titled ‘Red universities. women or with disabled family members that “87 per cent of the respondents are Bull College Game’ at various colleges to promote It was a spectacular performance have found it hard to make ends meet. satisfi ed with the quality of education.” its partnership with the ongoing Shahid Smarak for a region wrecked by three decades Ramalingam Sivaparasgam, But education – one of the fruits of RedBull ‘A’ division football tournament. So far the of sectarian confl ict that ended in May a national coordinator with the peace – has not spelt prosperity for the event has been to seven colleges in the Valley. 2009 with a military offensive. International Labour Organisation (ILO) Northern Province. “Education was always seen as a says children in secondary schools Says Sarvananthan: “Till date there ladder to a better life in this region – were most prone to being pulled out of is no targeted incentive scheme by the even before the war. Once again people school.“The primary reason is lack of government for the private sector to seem to be thinking about that,” explains livelihoods – the responsibility of earning invest and generate employment in the Sivalingam Sathyaseelan, Secretary falls on children,” he said. north.” to the provincial Ministry of Education. Children mainly seek work in the www.ipsnews.net However, as Sathyaseelan points out a construction sector or in agriculture. good education does not mean a good The two sectors have boomed in the nepalitimes.com job or even gainful employment in the province due to the construction of province. “Lack of employment has thousands of houses and roads as A tale of two nations, #692 forced graduates to either move out or well as the traditional dependence on Longer version 6 OPINION 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694

Prime Minister Koirala’s first order of business is to untangle the Home Ministry knot. Then he has to sort out the allotment of other powerful portfolios and that, we know from experience, can be a long-drawn process. There is a real danger that Koirala might fall into the same trap as his UML-counterpart Khanal, who spent nearly half his six month stint as PM in 2011 trying to form a full cabinet. For most of his 60-year political career, Koirala has been content playing second fiddle, working quietly in the background. Now that he is the top boss, it’s time to exhibit the kind political acumen that has been often missing from Nepal’s leaders and be willing to assert his authority on a polity with deep cleavages. His major challenge will be to reconcile BIKRAM RAI with and work alongside key political players like the UCPN (Maoist), RPP-N, and Madhes- based parties who all voted against him. Whose Home is it anyway? Unlike many of his predecessors in Baluwatar, Koirala is free from the Sushil Koirala’s first of many hurdles is to untangle the home ministry knot shackles of past mistakes and has the support of almost early three months after the UML’s claims of an a coveted bastion of power and that this particular portfolio three-fourth of the assembly as elections, Nepal got its unwritten agreement on naming wealth with the Police, APF, is being so fiercely contested, well as the general public. The N37th prime minister Bamdev Gautam the Home intelligence services, and 75 Koirala and UML Chairman septuagenarian leader might in Sushil Koirala on Tuesday. Minister in the new cabinet. Chief District Officers under Jhalanath Khanal are also using have a hard time remembering That makes six PMs in six Senior leaders within the NC its direct control. And with the pretext of an inter-party all the seven point and five years. But no sooner had the also argue that the portfolio local elections slotted for later feud to buy time as they settle point deals that his party voting concluded in the CA should stay within the party so this year, whoever lands the disputes within their own has signed on till date. But as to establish a political job will yield considerable ranks. With the NC, General if Koirala can deliver on culture. UML leaders, on the influence on the future course Secretary Prakash Man Singh just three goals by February other hand, have refused to join of Nepali politics. The NC’s and cousin Shekhar Koirala 2015: conduct local elections, HERE WE GO the government unless the NC humiliating defeat in the local are both vying for the lucrative complete the new constitution, Trishna Rana yields to its demands. Earlier, polls of 1997 when Gautam post. Similarly, Khanal who lost and provide basic services the UML mysteriously dropped was Home Minister, means that the UML parliamentary party and safety to citizens - he hall, a bitter but all-too-familiar its insistence on a new election the party is extremely averse to leader elections to KP Oli last will have achieved what even turf war erupted between the for president, ostensibly after see the man who knows all the week, might not be too keen to his illustrious cousin, Girija UML and Nepali Congress over NC assurances that it would get tricks of the trade back in the hand over such a vital ministry Prasad, couldn’t and Nepalis ministerial portfolios. Home. same ministry. to Bamdev Gautam, who is Oli’s will remember him as a great So far, Koirala has rubbished The Home Ministry has been While it’s not surprising strongest ally. statesman. Carrying the country’s conscience

CHAITANYA MISHRA In most campuses under Tribhuvan University, student unions act as proxies for the political parties and have the decisive say r Govinda KC’s revolt against the rampant on who is appointed to adjunct or contractual corruption and greed within Nepal’s teaching faculty positions. Having gotten Dmedical sector deserves far greater praise neither a good education nor any professional than what he has received so far. The physician experience, the thousands of graduates that at the Tribhuvan University Institute of Medicine TU churns out every year are, unsurprisingly, (IOM) is not only challenging the university, but second-rate. However, the corruption that also the government and the major political takes place within medical colleges pales in parties. comparison to the real cost that the country has KC’s fast is also a wakeup call for us ordinary to bear when an entire generation of qualifi ed Nepalis to do our best, to be honest, and to labour force is squandered. provide the best quality service to the public. The political parties have spread their However, we prefer to overlook this aspect of the tentacles so wide and deep that they are stifl ing doctor’s protest because that would require us to progress at all sectors and levels, whether it be accept our weaknesses and admit that we are not schools and colleges, industries, businesses, or performing to the highest standards. even government ministries. KC’s initiative, in The magnitude and implications of the this context, is admirable. But without effectively events of the past month have been gravely addressing the structural roots of corruption and misunderstood by the Teaching Hospital, rent seeking, the problem won’t go away just Nepal Medical College (NMC), as well as the through one man’s efforts. general public. In our myopic view, nepotism DEVAKI BISTA A much larger-scale initiative with a and corruption is inherent only in the medical sustainable coalition of professionals and skilled sector. Nothing could be further from the truth. power for example to appoint party apparatchiks to favour by hiring teaching staff based on political- workers, school teachers, trade unions and Yes, the astronomical fees that medical students professional positions, is also corruption. Dr KC’s party membership, rather than qualifi cation. Some workers, entrepreneurs, civil society, urban are charged undoubtedly invite a rather ‘visible’ larger struggle is, therefore, not just against TU, of the rectors and chairmen serve as conduits residents is needed to enforce true change. This and substantial degree of corruption. But every but against political parties and leaders who abuse through which black money is passed through. is far easier said than done. Dr Govinda KC has occupation in Nepal suffers from this affl iction their infl uence to construct patronage networks in They easily admit students with ‘connections’ taken the fi rst step, now we need to get behind because qualities like professional integrity and medical universities and elsewhere. and provide affi liation to undeserving colleges. him. excellence in the workplace are simply not valued Administrators who make their way up the Supervision is reduced to nil. As a result, these in this country. professional ladder in such a deplorable manner offi cials become bereft of integrity and lose their Chaitanya Mishra is a professor at the Corruption is not only the illegal transfer of have to pay back their ‘masters’ either in kind or credentials as impartial academics. They are mere Department of Sociology and Anthropology in cash though. The use of political and economic cash. Heads of campuses and colleges return the pawns in a never ending political game. Tribhuwan University. The brilliantly clear weather this week is caused by the leading edge of a low pressure system that will move into the central Himalaya KATHMANDU this weekend, bringing much-needed rain to Kathmandu and snow in the higher mountains. This is not unseasonal and will bring down the maximum temperature in the Valley into the teens on Saturday. Things should clear up by Sunday, though warming the daytime temperature. FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 20° 19° 15° #694 14 - 20 February 2014 6° 5° 4°

SENCHHELUNG LIMBU behind the mike. time scouring the internet and talking to “I have loved playing football since my experts.” school days, so I didn’t think twice about Before proving his mettle in sports ast July it wasn’t just 15-year- old stepping into the commentary box,” explains commentary, Giri made his foray into Bimal Gharti Magar’s equalising Giri. “Although we were conducting the live the small screen after winning Image goal that created a buzz at the broadcast from a van outside the stadium, I Channel’s VJ Hunt in 2009. Back then, he SAFF Championship being held in enjoyed each match as if I was right at the was given charge of call-in request shows. Kathmandu. Thousands of Nepalis centre.” Taking inspiration from his late uncle gluedL to their television sets and later on The 21-year-old began his stint as a Prabin Giri, former news anchor for Nepal YouTube for match highlights couldn’t stop sports commentator in 2012 during the Television, Suraj announced his arrival gushing about the articulate and erudite Soaltee Super Sixes cricket tournament. At in 2013 with the massively popular Call commentary heard during Nepal’s decisive first it was sheer curiosity that led Suraj to Kantipur. match. The voice belonged to former speak on air. But after former Indian test- Giri explains that his large fan presenter of the popular show Call Kantipur, cricketer VVS Laxman praised his work, Giri following motivates him to deliver his Suraj Giri, who was only in his fourth match realised he was made for the job. best on air. “I am glad that my love for Exciting though speaking to the masses sports has turned into a profession, but is, Giri admits it is also a lot of hard work. I still have a long way to go before I can He spends hours listening to international consider myself successful,” says one of commentators like cricket expert Harsha the most famous and promising faces in Bhogle and makes notes of how the veterans Nepali television. bring the game alive to their TV audience. He is also meticulous in planning his shows and likes to learn the minute details of a player's nepalitimes.com career. Says Suraj: “Since there isn’t much Goal, #672 information available on our athletes, it is By the fi reside, #653 See Suraj Giri's videos difficult to prepare. So I spend most of my HEAR THIS Television presenter Suraj Giri is taking over the airwaves with his eloquent sports commentary

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Art attack, a double header SAIGON PHO, spacious interior with Ambassador's valentine, make exhibition of the works of Anil Shahi authentic Vietnamese dishes. Lajimpat merry this Valentine's Day with DJ POKHARA GRANDE, a swimming and Sujan Dangol. BCash, Dharmendra Sewan, and pool to escape from the tropic heat, a IN CONVERSATION, leading 14 February to 8 March, Siddhartha Art Ghar-e-kabab, serving the best of north Bittu. 14 February, 2 to 12 pm, , massage parlour and spa to loosen up political scholar Lok Raj Baral talks to Gallery, Babarmahal Indian cuisine, with live Sarod recitals Embassy Restaurant, Lajimpat and a gymnasium to release stress, journalist Sudheer Sharma. on some days. great options all around. 21 February, 4pm, Nepal-Bharat From the bottom of my heart, Hotel Annapurna, Darbar Marg Lakeside, Pokhara Library, New Road spoken word poetry from Word Warriors Nepal and a performance by Chilly Bar and Restaurant, quality Glacier Hotel, good value and Day of the destroyer, fl ock to Rohit John Chettri. food and wide selection of drinks friendly service for travelers on Pasupati with thousands of other 14 February, 6pm, Attic Bar, with great views of Phewa Lake. the lap of Lake Phewa. Gaurighat, devotees and sing praises to the Lord Uttar Dhoka Lakeside, Hallanchok, Pokhara, Lakeside, Pokhara, (061)-463722, that taketh. 27 February (061)463614/463163 www.glaciernepal.com Watching girls, screening of Fredieric Gyalpo Losar, the Tibetan and Louf's fi lm J'aime regarder les fi lles. 14 Lal Durbar Restaurant, authentic Atithi Resort, a perfect place to Sherpa community celebrate the new February, 6pm, Alliance Francais, Teku Nepali dinner with cultural shows. stay, nearby pool, massage, sauna, year. 2 March Hotel Yak & Yeti, Darbar Marg, RAAG PAHADI, the maestro fl autist and delicious food of your choice. (01)4248999, Hari Prasad Chaurasia comes to Shantipatan, Lakeside, Pokhara, Trading paint, an exhibition of the [email protected] Kathmandu. Rs 1,000 upwards, 16 (61)466760, (01)4002077 work by artist Julian Parker-Burns. February, 4pm, Pragya Pratisthan, Runs till 21 February, 10am to 5pm, Mulchowk, the blend of culinary Kalimati Relax!, yoga, detox and ayurveda Image Ark Gallery, Kulimha Tol, expertise and charms of a bygone era. treatment in a quiet corner of Patan Darbar Area Babarmahal Kathmandu. Himalayan Peace and Wellness Center, Swasthani fast, a month of reading Shambala Garden Café, dance with Park Village Resort, Budhanilkantha the pilgrims' tale of the Kathmandu your beloved to the crooning of singer (01)4375280, 980106661, Valley of yore; plenty of photo Ciney Gurung. [email protected] opportunities at Pasupati and Sali Rs 1,800 for single, Rs 3,500 for couples, Nadi. Runs to 14 February Hotel Shangri-la, (01)4412999 ext. Shangri-La Village Resort, take 7520/7515 advantage of their special two-night, Go green, a week-long festival NOODLING, stake your claim as three-day Valentine’s package. showcasing viable green technologies Nepal's top graphic designer and K-too, go in for the best steak in VALENTINE JINGLE, celebrate Rs 14,214, including accommodation, and practices, at the ongoing win up to Rs 25,000 and a spot at an Thamel, a warm dining room, live Valentine's Day with Sabin Rai and buff et, breakfast, dinner, and Climate+Change exhibition. exhibition in prizes. sports on TV, and free Irish coff ee the Electrix. valentine cake, Pokhara, (061)462222, Runs till 24 February, Nepal Art Send entries to events@ with every main course and seasonal 1 March, 3.30pm, Ram Mandir, (01)441005, Council, Babarmahal thecitymuseum.org by 20 February specials. Thamel, (01)4700043 Battisputali [email protected] 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 9 Trickle STEAL down he ongoing Climage+Change AWAY Texhibition brings exciting programmes this week: Al-fresco restaurant at Soaltee Hotel brings you a one-off Valentine off er. 15 February, workshops for Start your meal from a selection of children on creating disaster starters. Sample the simply enamor themed stories, followed by a ado, tuna and egg beans, or novio screening of the Disney fi lm Wall- meil, oven baked tomato wedges E and FernGully. 12 to 2pm, 2 to and sweet basil pine nut pesto 3.30pm, 5.30 to 7pm marinated with olive oil. Proceed next to the soups du jour: Padrino’s 19 February, 11th hour, screening amiga, shrimp, wild mushroom with of Leonardo di Caprio's fi lm about oven roasted zucchini, or Amour: the state of the natural enviroment asparagus, American corn, and garlic and the consequential jeopardy for fl akes with smoked cognac. Wash humans. 5.30 to 7pm these down with delectable cocktails. For the main course, choose between 20 February, Solar mamas, fi lm Romeo and Juliet Fantasy, Norwegian about Rafea, a young Bedouin salmon fi llet and beer battered prawn mother, who attends a programme marinated with English mustard and that aims to make solar engineers citrus, or Peter’s komida – cheese out of poor women in Egypt. 5.30 pinwheels with broad beans and saus to 7pm

Hotel Annapurna and Qatar Climate+Change Airlines invite you to their annual Runs till 11 April, closed on Tuesdays, Valentine Day fundraiser for Jayanti Nepal Art Council, Babarmahal Memorial Trust, an organisation 9849519933, that spreads awareness about [email protected] heart-related diseases. This year’s party, Egyptian Night will feature sensual belly dancing to match the occasion. Following this invigorating performance is an authentic Egyptian putaniska. Round off your culinary buff et where you can taste food right adventure with dessert in the form of from the kitchen of the pharaohs anillo palma de mall orca, macerated of yore. An open bar will be at your cheese hearts in strawberry cherry service throughout the evening. liquer. 14 February, 7pm onwards, Pool-side 14 February, 7pm onwards, Al-fresco, garden, Hotel Annapurna, Soaltee Hotel Darbar Marg Women on the screen Celebrate the power of women at the upcoming European Union Film Festival.

20 February 11:30 am, Applause, Denmark, 83’ 1:30 pm, After fi ve in the forest, Germany, 94’ 3:30 pm, The fi rst assignment, Italy, 86’ 5:30 pm, Viper in the fi st, France, 90’

21 February 11:30 am, Princess, Finland, 98’ 1:30 pm, House, Slovakia, 90’ 3:30 pm, Back to your arms, Lithuania, 89’ 5:30 pm, Eszter’s Inheritance, Hungary, 87’

22 February 11:30 am, Kuma, Austria, 88’ 1:30 am, Lora from morning till evening, Bulgaria, 94’ 5:30 pm, Eccentricities of a Blonde-haired Girl, Portugal, 63’

23 February 11:30 am, Take my eyes, Spain, 102’ 1:30 am, The Dark House, Netherlands, 101’ 3:30 pm, Beyond, Sweden, 95’

Celebrating women, 20 to 23 February, QFX Kumari – Hall 2 10

PICS: TOH EE MING ALL TOGETHER: Miniature clay figurines draw the Rato Macchendranath chariot (above). Among the museum's collection of traditional Jyapu musical grim reminders of how culture can be so vulnerable instruments are items like yakwa baja that no one knows how to play anymore (below). when there is no one actively safeguarding it. A stroll through the museum provides visitors a brief glimpse into the richness of Nepal’s ethnic fabric. In one exhibit, miniature clay figurines draw the Rato Macchendranath chariot. Another exhibit depicts the various castes in their traditional dresses, which correspond to a panoramic backdrop Guardians of Nepal’s unique topography. One level down, black-and-white portraits of old Kathmandu hang on the walls, showing landmarks like Lagankhel, Bagmati River, and Patan Dhoka. The exhibit dwells on similar themes, like the fear of an of the Jyapus eroding ethnic identity amid the frenzied pace of urbanisation. For Maharjan and his team, it is a race against time to acquire these treasured items. The current TOH EE MING or those wanting a quick peek into Nepal’s collection was partly sourced from donations from history, Kathmandu is teeming with the community and discarded items. “If we don’t museums of all shapes, sizes, and varieties. collect these objects, they will vanish,” he admits. While some like the grand Patan Darbar For the future, the Jyapu Samaj plans to install Museum are doing a good job at preserving interactive screens for the exhibits and organise live Four past, others lay decrepit. Now there is a new demonstrations of various crafts, but the lack of Community addition on the museum map: the Ethnic Community funding is stifling the museum’s prospect. Interest Museum in Lalitpur built by the Jyapu Samaj. is waning too. The museum now gets less than 20 museum Believed to be the first settlers in Kathmandu visitors a day, a far cry from when it first opened Valley, Jyapus are indigenous farmers with a long, two years ago. It tends to be dwarfed by its more encourages proud, and rich history. And instead of waiting for famous cousin, the Patan Museum, and time-starved the government, the locals took the initiative to tourists are less willing to venture beyond Darbar younger preserve and promote their tradition and artefacts handwritten labels tell us the names of the objects, Square. generation and started a museum in October 2012. no descriptions or dates are provided. But Maharjan But for those with time to spare, the Ethnic “We want our children, grandchildren, and future is more than happy to give a personalised tour. Community Museum is worth a visit: you will to care more generations to learn how our ancestors lived,” says As he shows us around and explains the value be helping in the local’s quest to keep the Jyapu General Secretary Santa Man Maharjan. “If we don’t of artefacts, like the bhusi (a kitchen implement to memory alive. about their educate them, our history will be forgotten.” stack dishes and drain water), or the sua tyapu (a To get to the Ethnic Community Museum, one copper pot to store water), there is a deep sense of Jyapu Samaj, Yala cultural has to first enter the imposing brick-red, Malla-styled pride in his voice. For Maharjan, the collection is a Bhola Ganesh, Lalitpur Jyapu Academy building, down a flight of stairs and testament to the independence, pragmatism, and (01)5544857/5544844 heritage into a dimly lit hall. The room is divided into three innovativeness of his ancestors. www.jyapusamaj.org.np main sections, featuring agricultural and cooking The word ‘Jyapu’ literally means ‘competent tools, musical instruments and traditional clothes, worker’ in Nepal Bhasa and the pottery and work tools nepalitimes.com as well as symbolic items used during festivals. are very much telling of the community’s origins as At first glance, the museum seems spartan and farmers, musicians, and artisans. Then there are Return of the past, #682 small. The items are crammed closely together items like the yaakwa baja (a string instrument) that Not just a museum piece, #19 Photo gallery on tables draped with red velvet cloth. While tiny no one knows how to play anymore. These serve as

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Gajendra Ipso Prem Begha Meherban Lingden hurrying off to a foreign land. In the last decade, Ipso and his former colleagues have expanded the services of Gorkha Savings and Cooperative. It was his vision and hard work that led to the construction of the Rs 50 million worth Gorkha Shopping Complex at the heart of Dharan’s Bhanu Chok. “A lot of ex-soldiers move abroad to secure a better future for their children. But they don’t think twice about what they are losing back home,” bemoans Ipso. “If all of us leave for the GOPAL GADTAULA easy life and privileges in foreign countries, nothing will ever improve in Nepal.”

SITA MADEMBA MADEMBA SITA In Kathmandu alone, there are more than three dozen cooperatives, shopping centres, and schools run by former servicemen. However, NO PLACE LIKE HOME entrepreneurs and as well as analysts feel that successive Former British Gurkhas, who decided to stay back in Nepal, governments in Nepal have failed to tap into the immense are doing well for themselves and their community investment opportunity that the Gurkhas’ steady source of income would have provided. “We failed to recognise the revive his bank’s fortunes after it exodus. immense contribution of the came under fire two years ago due Like Begha, Keshar Bahadur ex-Gurkhas in keeping the local to financial irregularities. Ale Magar of Bardiya also decided economy afloat. We can’t only Following years of fighting for to stay back and started Gorkha blame them for leaving Nepal,” equality, Gurkhas recruited after United School in his home district says Keshav Acharya, economist 1997, were granted permanent in 2005. During the war, the school and former advisor at the Finance residence visa to the UK in 2003. was bombed by the Maoists and Ministry. “We need to learn from May 2009’s landmark ruling sensing impending danger, many India on how to best utilise then granted residency rights of the shareholders fled, leaving the skills and resources of the to Gurkhas who retired before the institute’s future in grave diaspora community to spur 1997, and who had served at uncertainty. Most of the founding growth in the country.” least four years in the British members, who were ex-Gurkhas, Although not all their business DAMBAR K SHRESTHA Army, along with their families. eventually migrated to England. ventures have succeeded, the ex- Despite respectable and relatively Despite immense challenges, Ale soldiers don’t have any regrets comfortable lives in Nepal, stuck on. Today, Gorkha United of investing and losing money in fter serving 15 years in thousands have left their homes, is one of the most coveted high their homeland. the Gurkha Regiment in relatives, and friends to resettle in schools in the region, which has “When I was young, I worked Athe United Kingdom, Prem England in hopes of better state won several awards for producing like a dog trying to please Begha returned home in 2003. benefits, free healthcare, greater stellar SLC results. the gora sahibs,” says 70-year- While his retired friends began savings, and educational and “I dropped out of school in old Meherban Lingden of Damak, applying for permanent residence employment opportunities for seventh grade. It was only after who has dabbled in real estate, in the UK immediately after their their children. attending vocational training cooperatives, and retail, and is arrival, Begha was determined Towns like Dharan, Damak, in the UK that I understood the now the chairman of Saptarangi to stay in Nepal and give back to Pokhara, Butwal, Itahari, and importance of education,” admits FM station in the district. “Finally I society. Palpa, known for their large Ale. “I wanted to invest in quality am getting to do what I want and “For 200 years, we have been settlements of former Gurkha education in Nepal because that is enjoying every bit of it here in fighting and dying in foreign soldiers and family, are where our future lies.” Nepal.” wars,” the former soldier explains. now deserted. According to Gajendra Ipso returned to “I felt it was time we began Gurkha Army Ex-Servicemen’s Dharan in 1993 after17 years of contributing to our country.” Organisation (GAESO) out of service. The 56-year-old is actively nepalitimes.com Begha, who started Gorkha approximately 44,000 retired men, involved in the fight for equal Savings and Gurkha Development 60 per cent have left for the UK. treatment of the Gurkha soldiers Soldering on, #611 The resistant, #453 Bank, is also the chairperson of Nepal loses around Rs 12 billion and encourages families to explore Keshar Bahadur Ae Gorkhaliharu, #391 Gorkha FM and is working to a year in remittance due to this opportunities in Nepal before Ale Magar 12

So why would anyone watch such a film? After all, by now, we are all familiar with the documentation of the evils of slavery, the injustices done, the lives ruined even generations on. I can only answer that it is perhaps never too much to be reminded of what human kind can do to each other because of our superficial differences: the colours of our skin, the separation of gender, and of course, the differences in religion. excellent former films Hunger 12 Years a Slave is a good (2008) and Shame (2011) are both film, a hard film to watch, but 12 YEARS very much in keeping with his cool you will not regret seeing it. It but hard hitting style. So while 12 is not McQueen’s best and had HAPPENINGS Years a Slave is horrifically difficult the story not been based in A SLAVE to watch, McQueen has adapted truth, perhaps I might even have his sensibility to do justice to this accused him of slight histrionics, deeply troubling story that not only not in the subject matter, but n 1841 Solomon Northup, a free re-exposes the terrible injustices of definitely in the all too heavy and black man, is kidnapped from slavery but actually addresses an jarring score by Hans Zimmer. Ihis home in Saratoga Springs, even more disturbing question, the However, McQueen’s film forcibly New York and sold into slavery in question of our own humanity. exposes us to one of the truly Georgia. He is forced to work as a Supported by a truly terrible times in our history slave for 12 years under horrific extraordinary cast with Chiwetel – jarringly reminding us that no conditions before he is finally able to Ejiofor as Solomon Northup (who is matter how sophisticated we find a white man who will believe his renamed Platt when he is sold into are today, we were and still are story and help him return to his wife slavery); Michael Fassbender (who capable of treating each other like and his family. This is a true story. has played the lead roles in both of animals. McQueen’s former films) as Edwin 12 Years a Slave will most Epps a half crazed slave owner; probably win Best Picture, the Lupita Nyong’o as Patsey, the long academy likes films about BIKRAM RAI MUST SEE suffering paramour of the sadistic serious matters. Ejiofor will be HERE I COME: Nepali Congress President Sushil Koirala leaves the Constituent Sophia Pande Epps; Benedict Cumberbatch as cheated if he is not awarded Best Assembly hall after being elected as Nepal’s 37th prime minister on Monday. William Ford, a slave owner who Actor along with Nyong’o for her A film like this is a tricky thing to sees Platt’s value, but chooses heart-breaking turn as the abused make. Steve McQueen, the talented to turn a blind eye; and Brad Patsy. McQueen, however, being black British born director has Pitt as Samuel Bass, a Canadian British, will probably suffer the always had a very specific style, wanderer who finally ends Platt’s most, falling through the cracks. having moved into narrative cinema imprisonment; this is a film that from a visual arts background (he perhaps would not have resonated nepalitimes.com won the incredibly prestigious as much without the above Watch trailer Turner Prize in 1999), and his two mentioned ultra-stellar ensemble.

DEVAKI BISTA UNITED WE STAND: Students and doctors of TU Teaching Hospital protest in front of Shital Niwas, Maharajganj on Tuesday to express solidarity with Dr Govinda KC’s hunger strike.

DEVAKI BISTA THE END: Outgoing Chairman of the Interim Election Council Khil Raj Regmi (right) addresses the nation in his farewell speech at Singha Darbar on Tuesday. Regmi also announced his resignation from the post of chief justice.

DEVIKA GHARTI MAGAR LET’S DANCE: People from Tharu community perform Barka dance at Folk Drama Festival in Ghorahi, Dang on Tuesday. 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 13 Reimagining the everyday

magine the streets you walk everyday Palace, and Singha Darbar, and the bottom lined with mirrors. All of a sudden, a man staring at his reflection in a pool of Iyou become aware of the moments water, a lone figure against a muted purple playing out simultaneously around you. landscape, the piece maintains a fine Disorienting yes, but this is how Julian balance between subtle and loud. Parker-Burns presents everyday life in This image of water and reflections is Kathmandu, in his newest exhibition, recurring and embodies the artist’s theme. Trading Paint. “Things don’t happen in one space, it Although Julian’s mixed media happens everywhere. To create a reflection technique is not a novelty in itself, it is of one moment, he puts it all in one whole his eye for detail that makes his art truly scene to create harmony,” explains Marie successful. From bus conductors, to Ange Sylvain-Holmgren, managing director sleeping dogs, and butcher shops, the artist of Image Ark Gallery. has taken elements of street life, captured “My art is about universal them on in camera, and then composed interconnection; the desire to see an them into a single montage layered with environment from all sides all at once,” a variety of textures and acrylics. The end writes Julian on his website. As stated, product blurs the line between what is real his latest exhibition achieves that and and what is not. it is easy to find yourself sucked into As you step from one piece to another, this romanticised world he has so deftly TOH EE MING you begin to see Kathmandu as Julian portrayed. It is little wonder, then, that sees it: a visceral, vibrant wonderland. towards Swayambhunath, the stairs in REVIEW While most of the 20 pieces on when you step out, you will see this city The whirling frenzy of wheels and engines Stairs, converge in an infinite loop, not display are chaotically spectacular, with a fresh set of eyes. in Motorcycle Ride, reminds one of the unlike a modern-day MC Escher painting. there are some that call for deeper Toh Ee Ming lawlessness and chaos that rules the streets Another remarkable thing about Julian’s contemplation. Holding up Kathmandu, is here. Then there is Stairs which like many work is that it is tactile. When you are able to one such work. Divided into two segments, Trading Paint by Julian Parker Burns of his works has certain fluidity, causing feel the relief and contours of the art and not the upper half of which shows a bright 17 January - 21 February your eye to constantly move back and forth. just enjoy the view from afar, the experience blue sky, a globe dotted with major Image Ark Gallery, Pulchok Inspired by the countless steps leading becomes much more enriching. landmarks like Boudha, the Narayanhiti www.julianparkerburns.com

s with the multitude of restaurants encircling the ABoudhanath Stupa, the best thing about La Casita De Boudhanath is perhaps its rooftop, which offers unparallel view of the glorious world heritage site. But unlike the others, whose menu is plagued by the unexciting momo- chowmein variety, this fairly new PICS: HARIZ BAHARUDIN establishment run by a Spanish we chose to indulge in desserts judgement open on La Casita’s couple offers a specialised menu. and didn’t regret our decision food. But go there for the friendly The photobook styled menu has a two desserts later. The blueberry staff, quick service, cosy ambience, host of Mediterranean cuisine with LA CASITA DE cheesecake (Rs 300) was neither and the view best enjoyed from the Spanish being the restaurant’s overwhelmingly sweet nor strong terrace. speciality. and the blend of berries and cheese Hariz Baharudin After the initial excitement was just right. For its price though, of being so close to the stupa BOUDHANATH we felt that the slice was a tad tiny, How to get there: Turn right as wore off and my friends had but like they say all good things you enter Boudhanath, and walk clicked enough pictures to run come in small packages. towards Khumbu Hotel. Look for their batteries out, we settled The churros (Rs 295) that a red brick building, La Casita is on our drinks: two mojitos, this reviewer in particular was located on the second floor. one caipirinha, and one mocha most excited about, didn’t have frappuccino to start with. the soft interior these famous Less than five minutes after Spanish doughnuts are known for, our order, our smiling waitress but worked because of the hot had our drinks on the table. The chocolate dipping sauce that they mojito (Rs 260) was refreshing. were served with. The generous With just the right amount of rum, cup full of decadent molten cocoa lime, sugar, and mint, it was the tasted so good that we were perfect drink for the sunny day than most served around town dip of mayonnaise and fresh salad competing for spoonfuls long after and one that was gulped down in was low on caffeine. Unless you on a platter. But a bite later, we the dough sticks were gone. under a minute. Our other cocktail, are very particular about your had different thoughts. The batter There’s still a lot that I want the caipirinha (Rs 240), however coffee, the drink is enjoyable. that encased the chicken was too to try at this place, namely the was a miss. Even after checking Our only tapas order - a thick for our liking and the meat salads, which seemed to be a with the bar, we failed to taste any small plate of chicken croquetas itself cooked a bit bland. However, favourite among regulars, judging vodka in it. The chilled mocha (Rs 250) - looked gorgeous; fried the dip and salad were delicious. by their dominating presence in frappuccino (Rs 190) though better golden brown and served with a Amongst the day’s specials, every table. Until then I keep my 14 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694

GIZMO by YANTRICK Making the genetic switch Painting pictures hat is common between a t is every cine enthusiast’s dream to own a projector. After all Nepali drinking milk (and who wouldn’t want to enjoy their favourite movie played out Wexperiencing the usual life-size on their living room walls. But these beasts were always upset stomach) and high altitude I so ridiculously priced that for average joes like Yantrick it was only a adaptation? The DNA. wishful thinking to actually purchase one. About 7,000 years ago, But now with renowned projector manufacturer Optoma Northern Europeans learnt how introducing a range of HD projectors at affordable prices, Yantrick’s to digest milk, a clear human dream of enjoying a cinematic experience at home seems much evolutionary change. But many more achievable. people in South Asia including Optoma’s HD131XE is one of the least expensive full HD home Nepal have not made this genetic entertainment projectors available in the market today. But its low switch and predominantly suffer price doesn’t mean Optoma has sacrificed on the quality. from lactose intolerance (milk Available in sleek black or white finish, the HD131XE sports a fairly stylish design, and weighing in at just 6.4 pounds and with dimensions of 12.7 x 9.2 x 3.8 inches (LxBxH), it is highly portable, perfect for those always on the move. Connection options at the DHANVANTARI rear of the HD131XE are aplenty, with 2 HDMI inputs especially Buddha Basnyat, MD handy, and the physical controls sit atop the HD131XE. You also have the option of operating it via a remote control. Once connected and powered on, the on-screen menus are simple and indigestion), which accounts for Peruvian high altitude scientist, altitude results in the resolution of navigation around the menus, and calibration of the projector our ‘pet gadyang gudung’ after is a common disease in South CMS. shouldn’t pose a problem. consuming a glass or two of milk. America among residents of Altitude adaptation is also Once you plug in your HDMI cable, and start projecting your The newest example of documented altitudes above 2,500m. It is important for animals living at high high-definition content, that is when the magic begins. Projecting evolutionary change may well be in characterised by excessive red altitude. Brisket disease is seen in at full HD resolutions (1080p), the HD131Xe is what your HD movies the field of high altitude adaptation blood cells (polycythemia) and regular cattle who are taken to high and games were made for, especially when you consider the 300 by the Tibetans and Sherpa people. leads to edema, heart failure, altitude. There is obvious water inches (maximum) size images that the HD131Xe is capable of Independent reports some years and lethargy. CMS is completely collection (edema) in the forelegs displaying. The HD131Xe’s Digital Light Processing (DLP) with ago from Beijing Genomics Institute different from acute mountain and neck of these animals due to BrilliantColor technology, 2500 lumens brightness, 1.07 billion (the world’s largest genetic research sickness (AMS), which is heart failure caused by low oxygen. colours, and an impressive 18000:1 centre designed to sequence characterised by headache and The symptoms improve and the contrast ratio, all the precise order of billions of nausea in short-term travellers to animal is eventually cured by taking contribute to a chemicals within the molecule the Himalayas. it back to low altitude. ColonelDr vivid, clear, crisp of DNA), Case Western Reserve The Altiplano in South Anand from Chandigarh, Punjab and all-round University in Ohio, and University America that stretches across described a very similar disease brilliant viewing of Utah have detected mutations Bolivia, Peru, Chile, and Argentina, to Brisket in young Indian soldiers experience. in a gene which helps the Tibetans is the largest and highest plateau stationed at high altitude near the The to adapt to high altitude. The gene, after the one in Tibet. In cities border with Pakistan. The soldiers HD131Xe is also called Hypoxia Inducible Factor (HIF and towns that fall on the Andean also were cured of their illness on 3D compatible. It was 2 alpha, to be precise), seems to be Plateau, CMS is commonly seen. descent. tempting to call in sick, able to assist in properly adapting CMS is also seen in certain high But the animal which has learnt stay at home and watch all the to high altitude in the same fashion altitude areas in Colorado, USA, to survive (indeed thrive) at high 3D blockbusters that I had missed out on. that the Europeans avoid milk and more recently amongst the altitudes is the yak. Even at 5,000m With a decent lamp-life of 3500 hours (6000 hours in Eco-mode) indigestion by a genetic switch. thousands of Han Chinese who the beast has no problems with the HD131Xe will let you enjoy viewing sports, movies and games on There are high altitude dwellers have recently arrived in high lack of oxygen. Studies in yaks a massive screen, and that too at the highest resolutions for years in other parts of the world such altitude towns and cities in the have revealed useful changes in the to come. as South America, but the natives Tibetan plateau such as Lhasa. HIF gene, suggesting that certain there do not seem to properly None of these other high varieties of this gene may play an Yantrick’s Verdict: Retailing for approx. Rs 75,000 Optoma’s adapt at high altitude; in fact they altitude residents possess the important role in adaptation even HD131Xe projectors is one of the more affordable full-HD mal adapt, probably due to lack of mutation in the particular HIF in animals. Indeed, there seems to projectors available in the market. With the added bonus of 3D changes in HIF. gene, thus strongly suggesting be a positive genetic contribution compatibility, it serves as an ideal home theatre system centre Chronic mountain sickness a genetic contribution to the to both long-term human and piece for tech-heads on a budget. (CMS), also known as Monge’s adaptation in the Tibetans and animal habitation at high altitude in Disease after a well-known Sherpas. Migration to a low the Himalayas. 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 REGION 15

Nitish Kumar Mulayam Singh Yadav Naveen Patnaik Prakash Karat

HT India’s left-of-centre Third Front An alliance of 11 parties desperately tries to save itself ahead of general elections

he Indian general elections at least nationally, is seen as the of caste or religious identities. are now only three months best bet to stop the community’s In this sense, an entity Taway and its runup is bête noir, BJP, from coming to such as the Third Front being keenly watched not just power at the centre? provides a national veneer in India, but in neighbouring A Third Front, thus, could to its constituents who have countries like Nepal and Sri communicate the message a predominantly regional Lanka. to Muslims that they have a personality. This places them, Within India, the imminent secular national option other at least theoretically, on an re-emergence of a Third Front than the present UPA coalition. equal footing with their regional made up of 11 non-Congress, To the middle castes, it holds competitors who are either the non-BJP parties as an alternative out the hope of a leader from a allies of the Congress or the BJP. formation, is a hotly debated marginalised group becoming Undoubtedly, the Third issue. A Third Front would prime minister. Front is predominantly an Three, the buzz the Aam electoral strategy, but its Aadmi Party (AAP) has created efficacy is debatable, largely through its decision to go because the regional or federal LOOK OUT national is a portent of the agenda has been in the public Ajaz Ashraf third space in Indian politics domain for far too long to retain getting overcrowded. The the uniqueness of its flavour. be like pouring old wine into 11-party Front tacitly marks If anything, the principle of another old bottle in which the out this space for traditional regionalism appears diluted in cork is missing and by election political outfits, challenging the comparison to, say, the National time the wine would have AAP’s appropriation. This also Front of 1989. A bewildering soured. guarantees to the Left its moral range of regional satraps In the electoral mall, the and ideological preeminence are outside the Third Front Third Front seems like a vote- in the non-Congress, non-BJP umbrella, from Mamata Banerjee one-get-one-free offer. You vote realm. This is why the Left has to Lalu Prasad Yadav to Prakash for one of the 11 parties banding been attacking the AAP for Singh Badal to Mayawati to together and you will also have not opposing the neo-liberal K Karunanidhi to just about voted for the Third Front. economic policies, which, everyone from about-to-be- Four factors seem to have from the Marxist viewpoint, is bifurcated Andhra Pradesh. triggered the move to cobble a essential for any party to qualify No doubt, the Left has Left-led alternative front. One, for the Third-Front moniker. helped cobble the Third Front the growing possibility of BJP Four, there are signs that in the hope of ensuring that prime ministerial candidate Indian voters have started to the overall tilt of Indian polity Narendra Modi making deep assign a greater value to entities is to left-of-centre and secular. electoral inroads in Uttar having a national presence or But, really, can it become the Pradesh and Bihar bordering personality than they did in ideological pied-piper of Indian Nepal, where state-based parties the last two decades. Perhaps politics with a tally of seats have been lead players till the growing urbanisation of not expected to be anywhere now. This has spawned Factor India has created an emerging near the high of 59 it reached No 2: the anxiety that Modi’s consciousness that privileges the in 2009? Only a delusional designs on the Hindi heartland national over the regional and optimist would say ‘yes’. could lead to antagonistic caste the politics of interest over that [email protected] groups banding together under the overarching Hindu religious identity, leading to a sharp communal polarisation. This situation is perilous for non-national parties which draw their support principally from a combination of the ‘lower’ castes and Muslim voters. Might not Modi’s persona wean away sections of lower/middle caste voters to the BJP’s fold? Might it also not drive the Muslims to the Congress or its alliance which, 16 NATION 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694

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accidents here and introduced Between July 2012-July 2013, 2012. Superintendent Basant Crackdown strict anti-drinking and driving Kathmandu recorded 4,770 road Pant, however, is adamant that regulations. Every night, about accidents with 148 fatalities. In public safety, not commissions, on drink 35 surprise checkpoints are set the past two years, the number is their primary concern. up around the Valley, which of accidents decreased by 16 per “Our goal is not to increase driving has double during weekends and cent and there have been half as revenue so we can pocket a festive season when people are many injuries. share. We want people to drink lessened road more likely to drink. Police Some critics argue that the responsibly and not drive when officers on duty stop each reason the traffic police is so intoxicated so that the roads are accidents, but vehicle to inspect drivers, eager to book drunk drivers is safer,” explains Pant. sometimes with breathalysers, because officers get to keep one- While the zero-tolerance public attitude but mostly by smelling their sixth of the revenue collected policy has helped reduce is harder to breath for alcohol. from the fines, which amounted accidents, its success in Blood alcohol content (BAC) to more than Rs 400 million in changing public attitude and change is the per cent of alcohol in the blood that increases with each drink a person consumes. Countries around the world use different BAC readings to determine drunk driving (see box), but Nepal has a zero HARIZ BAHARUDIN tolerance policy, which means AND SUNIR PANDEY that any hint of alcohol in your breath and the police will arrest you. ore people will die Offenders have to pay a fine DEADLY from road accidents of Rs 1,000 and their licence Mthan from AIDS in is seized until they attend a DRINK the next 20 years, raising the mandatory hour-long class held number of traffic fatalities by the police on the dangers around the world to two million of driving under the influence. HARIZ BAHARUDIN US: 32% each year. The figures for Nepal Every time drivers are caught, are equally alarming. their licence is hole punched; FRANCE: 30.8% Nearly 10,000 people have five holes and the document is Safety first lost their lives on our highways revoked. 30% since the war ended in 2006 The campaign has ormula One enthusiasts were treated to a taste of the high-octane sport AUSTRALIA: and the fatality rate per accident dramatically reduced the Fwhen two-time world champion Mika Häkkinen displayed his expert is one of the highest in the number of accidents. Restaurant driving skills here last month. Mika was here to promote Johnnie Walker’s SWEDEN: 22% world: one person died in every ‘Join The Pact Campaign’, that seeks to spread awareness about the dangers and bar owners report a drastic of drinking and driving. The program encourages drivers to take the pledge five accident last year. Traffic loss in business ever since the that they will not consume alcohol when they drive and conversely to not UK: 19% mishaps have now become the policy was implemented. drive after they have been drinking. The campaign was launched here last number one killer in the 20-30 Considering the acute November and has accumulated over 28,000 responses online. ‘Join The PROPORTION OF ROAD FATALITIES THAT age group in the country. shortage of police manpower Pact’ was started by Johnnie Walker in 2006, when Häkkinen and other F1 ARE ATTRIBUTABLE TO ALCOHOL In late 2011, the Kathmandu - there are only 1,000 traffic drivers began spreading the importance of responsible drinking worldwide. Metropolitan Traffic Police personnel to Kathmandu’s Mika has visited more than 30 countries to advocate the cause and Nepal is (MTP) sought to address 750,000 vehicle - this is an the fi rst country in the region to host him as part of the campaign. SOURCE: WHO REPORT one of the biggest causes for impressive achievement. 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 NATION 17

How much is too much? CHINA: 0.02% olice around the world use Pbreathalysers to estimate the % blood alcohol content (BAC) in INDIA: 0.03 drivers and the amount that person is permitted to consume varies from country to country. A number GERMANY: 0.05% of factors like body type, weight, and food intake affect how quickly one’s BAC rises. Even gender THAILAND: 0.05% determines one’s BAC level. For a man weighing 80kg, just 1.5 litre of beer is enough to make his BAC SINGAPORE: 0.08% level reach 0.08. A woman of the same weight would only need a litre. Thinner people get drunk faster USA: 0.08% – a man weighing 45kg would only need a 700ml of beer to reach the same BAC level. UK: 0.08% Permitted BAC levels TSERING DOLKER GURUNG

making people realise the “I was nervous because it fines and introducing harsher States National Highway dangers remains questionable. was my first time,” says a 25- laws will be more effective in Traffic Safety Administration, In the second year of the year-old from Syangja. “But convincing people to stay away MADD’s efforts have managed campaign, drink driving some older classmates were from the wheel after drinking. to save more than 35,000 lives fatalities actually doubled quite cynical about the whole When a person under the since 1982. and the number of injuries thing and they didn’t say they’d influence attempts to drive, he However, in a culture that went up from 79 to 152. On never do it again.” risks not only his life, but the encourages heavy drinking and New Year’s Eve alone, traffic The priority for drivers lives of passengers and other where children grow up seeing police detained 325 people for now seems to be to evade road users as well. Parents their fathers and uncles readily drinking and driving. checkpoints at any cost. “The of teenagers caught in this flaunting drinking and driving At the mandatory classes first time I was caught, I used potentially dangerous offence rules, even Pant accepts that held at MTP’s offices near source force to get my licence feel this deserves more than change in behaviour will take a Singha Darbar, offenders back,” admits a 46-year-old just a slap on the wrist. long time. are given a lecture about resident of Jawalakhel. “The In Canada, the Mothers the dangers of driving while second time, I attended the Against Drink Driving (MADD) intoxicated and shown CCTV class and paid the fine. Now I aims to stop impaired driving nepalitimes.com footage of accidents. This just don’t drive my car on the and campaigns for tougher doesn’t seem to deter first-time main roads if I am drunk, I try laws. The organisation also Road kill, #666 offenders though, because to use smaller alleys as much raises awareness on the perils Nepal’s highways of death, #666 Dead on arrival, #579 the four classes held every as possible because there is no of drink driving and offers Al Jazeera on drunk weekday run at maximum checking.” support for accident victims. driving in Nepal Pant believes levying higher MIN RATNA BAJRACHARYA capacity. According to the United 18 FROM THE NEPALI PRESS 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 Standing on ceremony Internal affairs Sujit Mahat, Kantipur, 12 February 3. National Security Council Saroj Raj Adhikari and Sundar 4. National Academy of Science and Khanal, Kantipur, 12 February Technology Nepal’s prime minister is the ceremonial 5. Nepal Academy head of 49 institutions, which means 6. Music and Dance Academy Less than 24 hours after Sushil the country’s executive head is 7. Lalit Kala Academy Koirala was elected Prime compelled to attend unproductive 8. Nepal Academy of Medical Minister to head a coalition formal programs throughout his term. Sciences government with the UML, the Besides the Cabinet of Ministers, 9. Patan Academy of Health Sciences fi ght for the Home Minsitry has Security Council, National Planning 10. National Foundation for disrupted the proceedings in Commission and Constitutional Council, Development of Indigenous the parliament. The fact that the the prime minister won’t be missed if he Nationalities local elections may be taking steps down from the remaining 45. 11. BP Koirala Institute of Health place sometime soon makes “Most institutions want the prime Sciences Home Ministry the most sought minister as their chairperson to simply 12. Tribhuwan University after offi ce, as the party running take favors through affi liation,” says 13. Kathmandu University it has unparalleled advantages Chief Secretary Leela Mani Puoudel. 14. Purwanchal University of controlling and mobilizing “If the prime minister wants, he could 15. Pokhara University the bureaucracy and security make productive use of his time by 16. Lumbini Buddha University forces. stepping down from most of these 17. Nepal Sanskrit University Whichever party heads the positions.” 18. Far Western University HM also has a greater infl uence The practice of appointing the 19. Mid-Western University over sensitive matters like head of the country as the chancellor 20. Agriculture and Forest Science border issues and mobilising of universities began during Panchayat University security forces. With China’s and has become the norm even after 21. National Water Resource growing concern over the the monarchy was abolished. Nepal’s Development Council movement of Tibetan refugees Prime Minister is the chancellor of nine 22. Tourism Board and anti-China protests in universities. Besides universities, the 23. Environment Protection Council Nepal and India worried about executive head is also appointed at 24. Climate Change Council terrorism networks spreading academies and several other ‘high- 25. High level HIV/AIDS Council across the border, Nepal’s level’ committees. 26. National Information Technology neighbours also feel they are Former fi nance secretary Development Council stakeholders. Rameshwor Khanal, who was 27. National Development Council Besides this, HM plays also advisor to the prime minister, 28. National Sports Council a crucial role in the transfer says, “Autonomous institutions 29. Kathmandu Valley Development and appointment of security like universities don’t even require Council personnel and people spend education ministers as chancellors.” 30. National Development Problem millions in bribe to infl uence Khanal says institutions like High-Level Solution Committee the administrators’ decisions. HIV/AIDS Council and many other 31. High level Peace Committee Promoted offi cers then return academies aren’t going to be more 32. Army Integration Special Committee BIKRAM RAI the favour during election and effective by simply affi liating themselves 33. High Powered Committee for 40. National Planning Commission party conventions. Close to 2,000 people from Nepal Police, Armed Police with the prime minister. Integrated Development of Bagmati 41. High level Committee for Information Force and Intelligence unit are directly deployed by the Home Ministry. “The Prime Minister needs to Civilisation Technology Given the vast amount of resources at the ministry’s disposal, the devote all his time for constitution- 34. Administrative Reform Monitoring 42. Poverty Alleviation Fund Home Minister can easily embezzle from the fi nancial assistance fund and writing and economic transformation by Committee 43. Lumbini Development Fund intelligence fund. According to a source at the Home Ministry, the budget stepping down from ceremonial roles,” 35. High level Investment Board 44. Pashupati Area Development Trust allocated for intelligence mobilisation is audited only by a high level offi cer says Radhesh Pant, the chief executive 36. High Level Policy Committee on 45. National Trust for Nature selected by the Offi ce of the Auditor General. Intelligence mobilisation alone offi cer of the Investment Board. Organistion Conservation receives more a Rs 10 million budget each year. In 2006, millions were 37. National Population Committee 46. National Commission for Sustainable siphoned off during the purchase of armoured personnel carriers (APC) for the Nepal’s prime minister is the head of 38. Decentralisation Implementation Development Nepali peacekeeping mission in Sudan. This is only one example of how the the following institutions: Monitoring Committee 47. Nepal Scout Home Ministry can be a hotbed of fi nancial irregularity. 1. Cabinet of ministers 39. Nation Tiger Conservation 48. Investment Board 2. Constitutional Council Committee 49. Karnali Academy of Health Sciences Keeping tabs Forget not Khem Thapaliya, Ratopati, 13 February

Ram Bahadur Rawal, Nepal, 9 February Today is the 19th anniversary of the People’s War. Costs for the second Constituent Assembly elections on On 13 February, 1996, thousands of Nepalis took up arms for change and since then, they have been 19 November: celebrating the People’s War Day every year. It is the biggest challenge for the Maoist party Annual budget from the government Rs 90,000,000 to stay true to what they set out to do and most From the Peace Fund Rs 4,490,000,000 importantly protect revolution and the revolutionary Budget provided to security bodies Rs 8,000,000,000 ideas that inspired thousands to heed their call. We Cost of making Voter ID Cards Rs 10,000,000,000 cannot just shove away all that and backtrack from the original ideals and compromise for short term Election Assitance Project, UNDP Rs 610,000,000 gains. Expenses of citizenship distribution team Rs 92,015,000 Aid from China Rs 160,000,000 Vehicle aid from India Rs 800,000,000 Ballot box aid from Japan Rs 1,420,000,000 EU Aid Rs 64,328,000 EU monitoring Rs 474,880,000 Oli-speak Expenses of Idea International Rs 77,520,000 Norwegian Embassy aid Rs 29,428,600 Basu Kshiti z in Annapurna Post, 8 February Swiss Aid for Idea International Rs 21,307,296 British Embassy Aid to NGOs Rs 9,400,000 ESP/DFID Aid to NGOs Rs 164,000,000 QUOTE OF THE WEEK USAid for Carter Centre expenses Rs 260,000,000 USAid expenses for The Asia Foundation Rs 410,000,000 Listen, you have to make me deputy prime

USAid expenses for NDI and IFEA Rs 462,234,052 “minister and minister for foreign aff airs, USAid expenses for Pact Inc. Rs 2,500,000,000 Over the years, the Maoists have earned a bad because even the foreigners“ support me. name because of the leadership’s compromise and I will return the favour to whoever among Total expense Rs 31,036,552,948 sudden change in lifestyle. It is important that they you helps me. return to their initial promises. Total eligible voters Rs 12,147,865 This day provides an opportunity to remember NC leader Sujata Koirala to the party’s top the 14,000 martyrs that died during the struggle. three leaders at a meeti ng in Sushil Koirala’s Cost per voter Rs 2,481 So, let’s pay our respect to the brave sons and daughters of Nepal who had the courage to sacrifi ce house, Ghatana ra Bichar, 12 February themselves for change. 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 19 20 BACK SIDE 14 - 20 FEBRUARY 2014 #694 www.nepalitimes.com www.nepalitimes.com

fauna in order to test their strength PAST PRESENT FUTURE and stamina. In fact, they were such eager sportsmen that they wrestled DIWAKAR CHETTRI Happy Ballantines in groups, and sometimes they even wrestled with themselves. Warning to parents: some of these temples may not here will be many amongst us be suitable for minors and have been who will celebrate Valentine’s declared PG18 by the Director General TDay on Friday with the same of Copulation and Family Planning. oomph and pomp we observe many Following this grand tradition, it other festivals in this country: by is important for us this Valentine’s going bar hopping in Thamel. (This Day to value and preserve our grand week’s column is proudly sponsored traditions by paying silent homage to by a liquor brand which comes in a the acrobats who laid the groundwork small brown bottle, but shall remain of the society we are now proud to nameless. Statutory Warning: reading call our own. Without their seminal this column while under the influence contribution, we would not be here is illegal in some states. Hic.) The today to pen these lines of tribute. International Day of Love and Lust, however, is a good time to remind  ourselves of our ancestors’ obsession And now we can get back to a subject with sex. They left ample evidence we are all much more comfortable of this hoary past in the temple struts with: political knoodling. Comrade and other erections in the Kathmandu Leftist God came out of nowhere to be Valley as proof of the outstanding and the most powerful man in the UML upright people we once were. and after a pact with Comrade Oily, We didn’t beat around the bush secured a commitment to be his party’s when it came to birds and bees in candidate for Homely Minister. those days, we got straight to the point. What Bum Dave hadn’t bargained Much of the corpus of invaluable knoodling. for, however, is that he’d be stabbed ornithological and apiarian data has Some temple struts look like they in the back by Makunay and Jhal been carefully preserved in temple are straight out of a manual of the Gnat who secretly sent word to Jhusil eaves of the three Darbar Squares so that World Wrestling Federation and depict that having such a tainted man as posterity could retroactively learn from manoeuvre like ‘Reversal’ (which Homework Minister would sully his these 3-D interactive displays of holy earns the player three bonus points) in (PM’s) Mr Clean image. Hence the erotica. which the man underneath completely hitch. All you need is a pair of powerful reverses his position and comes to the Jhusil Da’s main headache is not binoculars for education fieldtrips top position. Another move is called the UML commies, however, it is his to learn from our architecture (From the ‘Crotch-lift’, the aggressor executes own clan, in particular Suzie Q. The Sanskrit: “archi”= dirty, and “tecture”= a hold with his or her arms and ex-First Dotter has been badgering stuff). It is obvious from a cursory legs, leading to front head-lock with Uncle Swoosh for Vice-Premier and perusal of the temples that many of amplitude. Foreigner Minister when her only these fun and games our ancestors We don’t know what the final qualification for the post indulged in are now extinct. Just as well outcome of these bouts were, but our seems to be that she is because it looks like what our forebears ancestors left graphic evidence that married to a farang. did in the intimacy of their homes was they also loved to wrestle with sheep, The Ass more like Greco-Roman wrestling than water buffalo, and other semi-mythical

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