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EDITORIAL A local fast-food restaurant chain called MANAGING EDITOR/MUSIC EDITOR: 1 Samantha Anne Carrillo (ext. 243) ______that spent the past [email protected] 24 years contracting by closing FILM EDITOR: Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] locations, is set to expand again with FOOD EDITOR/FEATURES EDITOR : plans to open a second location in Rio Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] Rancho. ARTS & LIT EDITOR/ WEB EDITOR : Lisa Barrow (ext. 267) [email protected] a) Goody’s Coffee Shop CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] b) Sweetwater’s Café EDITORIAL STAFF /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : c) Mac’s Steak in the Rough Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] d) The New Chinatown CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna New Mexico State Attorney General Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark 2 Fischer, Erik Gamlem, Gail Guengerich, Nora Hickey, Hector Balderas publicly criticized the Kristi D. Lawrence, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August ______for its handling March, Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Jeremy Shattuck, Mike Smith, M. Brianna of an investigation of Bernalillo County Stallings, M.J. Wilde, Holly von Winckel District Attorney Kari Brandenberg. PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: a) Federal Bureau of Investigation Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] b) Ministry of Love PRODUCTION MANAGER : c) Albuquerque Police Department Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ d) Ministerium für Staatssicherheit GRAPHIC DESIGNER : Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : An Albuquerque woman posed as a Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] 3 STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: ______, entered a local Eric Williams [email protected] Home Depot and proceeded to steal CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: $1,000 in merchandise. Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North a) Sad-eyed circus clown b) Firefighter SALES SALES DIRECTOR: c) Gelatinous alien entity Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] d) Giant crawfish SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: 4 In a move designed to reduce Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] automobile traffic in the city, you can Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] Laura Liccardi (ext. 264) [email protected] now rent a ______in 13 Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] locations throughout Burque. Sasha Perrin (ext. 241) [email protected] Tierna Unruh-Enos (ext. 248) [email protected] a) Bicycle ADMINISTRATION b) Hoverboard CONTROLLER: Molly Lindsay (ext. 257) [email protected] c) Horse ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE : d) Segway Courtney Foster (ext. 233) [email protected] FRONT DESK: Constance Moss (ext. 221) [email protected] Despite a plateful of unfinished Renee Chavez (ext. 221) [email protected] 5 legislative business, Gov. Susana EDITOR AND PUBLISHER: Carl Petersen (ext. 228) [email protected] Martinez says she has no intention of SYSTEMS MANAGER: calling for ______this Kyle Silfer (ext. 242) [email protected] year. WEB MONKEY: John Millington (ext. 238) [email protected] a) Martial law OWNERS, PUBLISHERS EMERITI: Christopher Johnson and Daniel Scott b) The Red Hour CIRCULATION c) A chicken in every pot CIRCULATION MANAGER : d) A special session of the legislature Geoffrey Plant (ext. 252) [email protected] INFORMATION PRINTER: The Santa Fe New Mexican Answers: IN LOVING MEMORY: 1) C. Open in one form or another for nearly 67 Doug Albin, Martin Candelaria, Michael Henningsen, Eric Johnson, Greg Medara, Mina Yamashita years, Mac’s Steak in the Rough is set to begin a INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER: new stage of expansion after years of only offering Southwest Cyberport (232-7992) [email protected] their unique menu at one location on Menaul. NATIONAL ADVERTISING: VMG Advertising (888) 278-9866 2) C. In a summary of his own investigation of the www.vmgadvertising.com matter, Balderas said APD’s decision “raises NUCITY PUBLICATIONS, INC. 413 Central NW, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102 questions” about the department’s motivations. BUSINESS HOURS: 10AM–5PM MON–FRI PHONE: (505) 346-0660 FAX: (505) 256-9651 3) B. Ashley Smith allegedly misrepresented herself Alibi (ISSN 1088-0496) is published weekly 52 times per year. The content as a Santa Fe firefighter while stealing stuff from of this issue is Copyright © 2014 by NuCity Publications, Inc., and may not be reprinted in part or in whole without written consent of the publisher. All rights Home Depot. are reserved. One copy of each edition of Alibi is available free to county residents and visitors each week. Anyone caught removing papers in bulk will 4) A. Bike-sharing company Zagster is now offering be prosecuted on theft charges to the fullest extent of the law. Yearly subscription $100, back issues are $3, Best of Burque is $5. Queries and its services in the city! manuscripts should include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. 5) D. Although a huge capital improvements bill and Association tax reform efforts remain on the legislative agenda, of Alternative Newsmedia La Tejana said no to a special session this year. a [4] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 presumably not the macaroni salad—was now faces six criminal counts including authorities are “urging everyone to NOT chase recovered inside one of the suspect’s interrupting a funeral and “unauthorized bears through the woods with a dull hatchet, ODDS residences. dissection” for allegedly attacking the dead drunk.” The post goes on to state that “if you body of the woman—identified only as see a bear, LEAVE IT ALONE and call us. We Dateline: Oklahoma “Tabatha”—as it was displayed in a coffin at a certainly don’t need anyone going all Davy D A grudge-holding woman is accused of funeral home in Tulsa. CBS affiliate KOTV Crockett chasing it through the woods drunk N ENDS slashing the face and cutting body parts off the reports Sims is also accused of stealing the with a dull hatchet. It is just a bad idea and dead woman’s shoes. It has been reported the not going to end well.” Without naming A corpse of her romantic rival. The Tulsa District Attorney is seeking an increased bail and has woman whose body Sims is accused of names, the department advised that such added the charge of “unlawful removal of body mutilating was an ex-girlfriend and longtime actions will “certainly end you up in jail ... WEIRD NEWS parts from deceased” against Shaynna Sims friend of Sims’ husband. According to which it did. The hatchet man was taken into after she showed up at a viewing of the body Tabatha’s family, she died of natural causes protective custody due to his incapacitation Dateline: Saudi Arabia carrying a folding knife, scissors and a box stemming from a long illness. from the consumption of alcoholic beverage. A jilted Saudi Arabian bride apparently stole cutter. Initially, it was thought Sims simply We are still trying to figure out what his end her husband’s pickup truck and drove it slashed the dead woman’s face. But when the Dateline: Massachusetts game was.” a through dozens of red lights, racking up some body was taken for cremation, it was The North Adams Police Department has $80,000 in tickets—all because he chose to discovered the woman’s breasts and one of her issued a very specific request on Facebook. A Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird take a second wife. Reports say the truck toes were “crudely cut and removed.” Sims post dated May 11 announces that local news to [email protected]. owner’s wife was angry at her husband for getting married a second time. According to Ajel newspaper, the unnamed woman waited until the night of her husband’s second wedding ceremony—at which point she recruited her brother to help take the truck. The brother and sister drove the vehicle though numerous red lights outfitted with traffic cameras and later posted a video of the traffic crime spree to YouTube. Dajiworld.com reports the wife managed to ring up more than 300,000 Saudi riyals ($80,000) in automated traffic tickets. Dateline: Pennsylvania State police say a New York man became enraged when he couldn’t get macaroni and cheese at a Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stop. The Star-Telegram reports 47-year-old Kevin Nelson strolled into a Roy Rogers restaurant in Hopewell Township, Cumberland County, on the night of May 11. The hungry traveler became “angry and agitated and began to curse” after learning the restaurant was out of mac and cheese. Police say Nelson left the restaurant and got coffee from another vendor at the rest stop. He returned to the Roy Rogers and tried to order potatoes. Unfortunately for everyone involved, the restaurant was out of those too. Livid over the lack of side dish choices, Nelson reportedly became enraged and started “throwing condiments over the counter.” He was later cited for disorderly conduct. Dateline: New York In other macaroni-related crime news, police in western New York say they apprehended three burglary suspects by following the trail of macaroni salad they left behind while making their escape. The Livingston County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook press release three thieves broke into the Build-A-Burger restaurant in the town of Mt. Morris around 6:30am on Sunday, May 10. The thieves stole a cash register as well as the establishment’s entire surveillance system. According to the sheriff’s office, investigators were able to follow “a steady trail of macaroni salad” from the scene of the crime. The Facebook post clarified: “It was later discovered that the suspects stole a large bowl of macaroni salad, which they took turns eating along the escape route.” Matthew Sapetko, 34, James Marullo, 35, and Timothy Walker Jr., 23, were all charged with burglary in the 3rd degree, criminal mischief in the 3rd degree and grand larceny in the 4th degree. Most of the missing property—though MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] [6] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 NEWS | EdiTorial The Need for Change The mayor’s anti-panhandling initiative is a distraction from the real problem of homelessness

states, “Short of draconian and inhumane BY SAMANTHA ANNE CARRILLO measures, there is little that can be done to limit homelessness in cities, except for ayor Berry’s new anti-panhandling providing the homeless with housing.” campaign consists of 30 blue street Speck’s other suggestions include providing Msigns directing people in need to dial one-way bus tickets to recently released 311, and those who want to help to go to prisoners and adding a waiting area (with United Way website donateABQ.org. After a TV) to the county probation office. As dialing 311—during the hours of 6am to long as we cling to an “out of sight, out of 9pm Monday through Saturday and 9am to mind” obscurantism, homelessness and the 6pm on Sundays—a representative will read attendant problems will exist. the City’s website to you. Introducing this Housing every Burqueño/Burqueña is a initiative, Berry used this analogy: Hand $5 prelude to solving homelessness in the Duke to a panhandler, and they can buy a City. Providing research-based treatment for hamburger and fries at a fast-food joint; but addiction, access to behavioral health giving that same $5 to Roadrunner Food services and a system of education and Bank via the United Way of Central New training to housed individuals would Mexico funds dinner for 20 people. Buying comprise a worthy effort. But the money, in bulk does save money, and maximizing right? How can we fund this utopian vision? resources is a noble goal. But if the past few Here’s the thing. We’re already spending in years have highlighted anything, it’s the excess of $20 million annually for services real, constant danger that Albuquerque’s accessed by the homeless; that figure is low, homeless population faces on a daily basis. based as it is on federal HUD Continuum of And a sign suggesting a phone number is a Care data, and not inclusive of funds paid poor substitute for meaningful change. out by churches, emergency shelters and In March of 2014, police officers fatally privately funded organizations. Touting shot mentally ill homeless man James Albuquerque Heading Home’s success a year “Abba” Boyd, ostensibly for the crime of ago, Berry himself acknowledged the camping on private property in the Sandia economic sense that giving homes to the Foothills. Just four months later, three homeless makes, saying, “The research [by teenagers brutally beat two homeless Navajo UNM Institute for Social Research] shows men, Allison Gorman and Kee Thompson, that we save $3.2 million by housing the to death on West Central. The boys homeless.” This study of the City’s Housing confessed to having perpetrated 50 other First program took into account associated attacks on the homeless in the last year. costs like inpatient hospital stays and detox, These examples are the tip of the perilous ambulance service, emergency room visits, iceberg. People who live on the street are shelter subsidies, imprisonment and unlikely to report being physically or outpatient medical, mental health and sexually assaulted, fearing arrest, law substance abuse treatment. enforcement harassment or further violence. We are headed in the right direction, but The visibility of Albuquerque’s transient the work has just begun, and an anti- population and its perceived impact on panhandling campaign only serves as a businesses has been on the City’s radar for distraction from the momentum and progress some time now. Last fall the City funded a our community is already making in walkability study by urban designer Jeff combating homelessness. The solution to the Speck. Page 96 of Speck’s report notes, “The panhandling problem in Albuquerque is presence of the homeless, and those who simple: End homelessness. Nothing short of appear to be homeless, on the streets of that will resolve the “discomfort” of seeing downtown Albuquerque contributes homeless people Downtown or elsewhere— measurably to the discomfort of people including a PR offensive that is intended to walking there. They are not that many in embolden our baser human instincts to turn number, but they seem ubiquitous because away from those in need. If anything, what they form such a large percentage of the we must do is double-down on efforts to people who are walking.” house the most vulnerable, chronic and at- Why does the very existence of the risk homeless people—and ultimately all homeless Downtown discomfit people? human beings—walking our streets. The Being confronted with the ugly reality of results of putting housing first are verifiable human suffering is distressing. And it should and readily available to us. As we reduce be. If a city doesn’t exhibit the larger, homelessness in Albuquerque, that will be economic segregation in our society, it’s a reflected in the human landscape of a city fairy tale. If we’re not happy with the shaped by both compassion and vision. And reflection in the looking glass, we should that’s gotta be good for business. a alter the object of its gaze. Speck then

MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN !

story). Unfortunately, our immediate BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO neighbors are putting us in an awkward situation. One neighbor has four pit bulls ear Mexican: Why do white people love tethered in his back yard, and they bark loudly Marco Rubio and cry at his speeches? all the time (whether he is home or not). DRubio was in my town They never go inside his home; selling his vision for American just stay outside and bark. The mierda to his gabacho other neighbor has a boomin’ constituency, and they drank system in his car and loves to sit it up like Tía’s fresh in his driveway at the end of his jamaica. They laughed, day and clean the car while they cried, they wondered blasting gangsta rap. (I’m not why we Mexicans can’t get kidding; this rattles the dishes behind the Great Brown in our cabinets!) Normally, Hope. Do we know if this wouldn’t be a problem, but Rubio even talks to the we work out of our house, and kitchen help and waitstaff the incessant noise greatly affects when he’s finished talking at our ability to converse with clients banquets? “Oh my God! He’s so over the phone. inspiring!” Fuck that . I’m totally understanding of the need to be loud every now and again, but not so much —Mark Blondie when it comes to blatant disregard for neighbors. Do you have any suggestions for Dear Pocho: The great thing about your addressing the problem without my being shot pregunta was that you attached a tweet of some by gangsta-man or alienating my pit bull- PR hack essentially ejaculating while tweeting loving neighbor? I want to avoid having them that Rubio was “speaking to Spanish-speaking see this as a white-on-brown thing; it’s more employees post-fundraiser.” Hell, Democratic of a “I live right next to you, and you are politicians in the Southwest have given shout- ruining my life by your inconsideration” outs to the help during their speeches for years thing. Or is it just con estos bueyes hay que now, but you don’t see Dems freaking out about arar ? Any suggestion would be greatly it, mostly because they realized Mexicans were appreciated. humans long ago. I won’t elaborate too much on why Mexicans don’t like Rubio here—go find my columna in the Guardian from last month for —¡Yo Estoy Como Perro en Barrio Ajeno! a more thorough explanation; the Mexican promises that essay won’t give you a pain in the Dear I’m Like a Dog in a Strange gulliver—but why gabachos like Rubio is easy: Neighborhood: Don’t give me this “Plow with They think he’s their brown bullet to make the oxen you have” bullshit. If you bought into your neighborhood not knowing that Mexican more Mexicans conservatives. The more dogs bark a lot, that cholos like to blast music interesting trend I find is what you pointed out: (and don’t forget the comadres cranking up how gabachos try to shame Mexicans into liking Marco Antonio Solís to 11 every Saturday Rubio, just like they’ve used Clarence Thomas morning) and that Mexicans also work out of and Ben Carson into claiming liberal African- their houses (where do you think bathtub American voters who don’t appreciate them are cheese comes from?), I’m marking you as a traitors to the race. Only in America do gentrifier who deserves no pity. Your only solace gabachos have the audacity to tell minorities is that other gentrifying pendejos will no doubt they’re not minority enough because they don’t also move into the neighborhood, and all those embrace a token—and if you don’t believe me, loud Mexicans you complain about will be gone witness the campaign to make Carlos Mencia a in five years. Congrats on being the Cortés of likable person. the barrio! a ello, Mexican! My wife and I are gabachos living in a 99-percent Hispanic Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Be neighborhood. We are very tolerant folks H his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter and actually chose where we live because of its @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram diversity (lots of people of every type—long @gustavo_arellano!

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SATURDAY MAY 23 PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Bring more peace and happiness into our world by learning to cherish others, overcome anger 20TH ANNUAL ALBUQUERQUE RAILROAD FAIR Featuring 120 and deal with stress. Kadampa Meditation Center tables with dealers from across the country, each selling (8701 Comanche NE). $10 suggested donation. railroad collectibles and antiques, as well as displays and 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. alibi.com/e/141896. more. School Arts Bldg. at Expo New Mexico (300 San PUBLIC MEDITATION SITTING Join in for a public sitting. Pedro NE). $6, FREE for children under 12. 9am -4pm. Meditation instruction is available upon request. Albuquerque 345 -0657. alibi.com/e/143028. Shambhala Meditation Center (1102 Mountain NW). ABQ BEER WEEK Prices vary. See 5/21 listing. 10am -noon. 717 -2486. alibi.com/e/131998. ALBUCREEPY DOWNTOWN GHOST WALK $18 -$22. 8 -9:30pm. RAIL YARDS MARKET 2015 Bring the community together with See 5/22 listing. food, art, music, fun, learning and creativity. Albuquerque Rail ALBUQUERQUE OPEN SPACE SUMMER SUNSET SERIES Yards (777 First Street SW). 9am -1pm. Featuring talks, demonstrations and shows by some of alibi.com/e/141145. Albuquerque’s best speakers, educators and performers. Elena Gallegos Picnic Area (7100 Tramway NE). $2 per vehicle. 7 -8:15pm. 452 -5222. alibi.com/e/142292. MONDAY MAY 25 ALBUQUERQUE WINE FESTIVAL Featuring vino from the best ABQ BEER WEEK Prices vary. See 5/21 listing. wineries New Mexico has to offer, as well as live music and ALBUQUERQUE WINE FESTIVAL $20, FREE for those under 21 more. Balloon Fiesta Park (5500 Balloon Fiesta Parkway). with guardian. See 5/23 listing. $20, FREE for those under 21 with guardian. alibi.com/e/143797. BEES + SEEDS FESTIVAL Pack a picnic and take your family to Community Calendar continues on page 12 MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] Community Calendar continued from page 11 EVENT | PREVIEW

BATTLE OF THE BEER GEEKS Pay for a ticket to get your chance to try a number of special brews and decide who wins. Tractor Brewery Wells Park (1800 Fourth Street NW). 5pm. 243 -6752. alibi.com/e/140350. FREE TEXAS HOLD ‘EM POKER TOURNAMENTS Don’t know how to play? They’ll teach you. Players of all levels welcome. The Barley Room (5200 Eubank NE). 7pm. (480) 320 -0531. alibi.com/e/139860. GENTLE YIN-STYLE YOGA This welcoming, all-levels class provides gentle movements to release tension from the shoulders, back and hips. You! Inspired Fitness (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 6:45 -7:45pm. 433 -8685. alibi.com/e/125329. HEART OF RECOVERY MEDITATION GROUP A 20-minute sitting meditation, a reading and group discussion, followed by announcements and a brief closing meditation. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center (1102 Mountain NW). $5. 6-7:30pm. 717 -2486. alibi.com/e/141101. INTRO TO POLE DANCING Learn the athletic art of pole dancing with the best in the Southwest. Southwest Pole Dancing Steam It (107 Jefferson NE). $15. 5:30 -6:25pm. 967 -8799. THURSDAY alibi.com/e/134806. Up! MAY 21 LUNAR MONDAY View the moon close up through the Everyone knows Albuquerque Museum observatory telescope. New Mexico Museum of Natural someone who is at of Art and History History and Science (1801 Mountain NW). 7 -8pm. least a little 2000 Mountain NW 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/144046. alibi.com/e/142096 MEMORIAL DAY CELEBRATION Honor the men and women who preoccupied with the have served our country with music, a ceremony with Mayor aesthetic that is 5 to 8:30pm Richard Berry and a tour the museum. New Mexico Veterans steampunk. You Memorial (1100 Louisiana SE). 9am -2pm. know ... basically like alibi.com/e/144047. someone’s wearing a cotton gin as a headpiece. TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers 4 and under to explore It’s a style and subculture that has seen its fair early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and join in a share of admirers, and said group of folks will music jam. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). Included with be convening at the Third Thursday: admission. 9am. 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/129382. Steampunk Extravaganza at the Albuquerque TRIBAL STYLE BELLY DANCE Students learn the core language Museum (2000 Mountain NW) on May 21 of tribal-style belly dance, including footwork, conditioning, from 5pm to 8:30pm. As the description for the layering techniques and finger cymbals. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $15. 5:30pm. event says, it’s time to “put on your Victorian alibi.com/e/140374. finest,” and partake in a night of steampunk music, videos and an assortment of performances. It’s also hosted by the TUESDAY MAY 26 Albuquerque Steampunk Society, so you know ABQ BEER WEEK Prices vary. See 5/21 listing. you’ll get your money’s worth. Not that you ABQ NOW CHAPTER MEETING A monthly meeting for the have to worry about that because the event is National Organization for Women Albuquerque chapter. Erna completely free. It’s also in conjunction with the Fergusson Library (3700 San Mateo NE). 6:15 -7:30pm. Red Gadgets exhibit at the museum, so you get 888 -8100. alibi.com/e/132042. art, music and cool clothing for nothing. Don’t ¡BAILE! CASINO/CUBAN-STYLE SALSA AND RUEDA DE you just love this friggin city?! (Mark Lopez) a CASINO CLASSES Cuban dance classes taught by Sarita Streng, Nick Babic, Adam “El Caballo” Metcalf, Larry Heard and Rueda 505 Friends. National Hispanic Cultural Center You! Inspired Fitness (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. (1701 Fourth Street SW). $5 -$10, pay what you can. 6 -8pm. 9:15 -10:15am. alibi.com/e/143033. 505 -246 -2261, ext.189. alibi.com/e/143823. BACKGAMMON INSTRUCTION AND MATCH A terrific opportunity BALLET-AFRIQUE CONTEMPORARY DANCE FUSION Exuberantly to learn the game, meet interesting new people and graceful and totally accessible movement to express your participate in matches. Flying Star Café (723 Silver SW). natural joy and discover your inner strength and elegance. 6-9pm. (201) 454 -3989. alibi.com/e/135297. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). BREASTFEEDING GROUP Enjoy some light, healthy snacks and $15 -$12 sliding scale. 5:30 -7pm. 366 -4982. the company of other moms and their babies. Dar a Luz Birth alibi.com/e/143641. & Health Center (7708 Fourth Street NW, Los Ranchos). BEGINNING MODERN DANCE Designed to introduce students to 10am -noon. 924 -2229. alibi.com/e/132156. the movement and ideas of modern dance. Maple Street BUSINESS PLAN TOOLKIT This session focuses on “Business Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $10. 4 -5:15pm. Modeling.” WESST Enterprise Center (609 Broadway NE). 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/139443. $139 -$159. 5:30 -7:30pm. 246 -6900. JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER DERBY alibi.com/e/143993. 6:30 -8:30pm. See 5/21 listing. CAREGIVER RETREAT DAY The retreat offers a supportive group JOY IN EVERYDAY LIFE This course consists of prerecorded video experience where you can meet and talk with other family teachings by Shastri Holly Gayley and is facilitated by Sydney caregivers. Cathedral Church of St. John (318 Silver SW). Jones. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center 9:30am -3:30pm. 842 -8206. alibi.com/e/142832. (1102 Mountain NW). $100. 7 -9pm. 717 -2486. FINANCIAL WELLNESS: THE BALANCE FITNESS PROGRAM This alibi.com/e/141070. class will focus on gathering information for your personal MELLOW YOGA For baby boomers, office workers and people budget planning to help you on your road to financial who aren’t as active as they’d like to be. Form Studio greatness. Greater Albuquerque Habitat for Humanity ReStore (3001 Monte Vista NE). $12 -$100. 7 -8pm. 433 -8685. (4900 Menaul NE). 10 -11am. 265 -0057. alibi.com/e/107204. alibi.com/e/141908. MONTHLY MEETING OF THE MIND (& BRAIN) Learn more about HERBALISM SERIES 1 Learn how herbs can treat many acute your brain’s reward system and how it operates with or and chronic illnesses. The Source (1111 Carlisle SE). $160. without your input. North Domingo Baca Multigenerational 6-8pm. 265 -5900. alibi.com/e/132907. Center (7521 Carmel NE). FREE, RSVP required. SENIOR YOGA This welcoming practice helps seniors build and 6:45 -8:30pm. 332 -8677. alibi.com/e/143600. maintain muscle tone, bone density and balance with gentle POSTPARTUM GROUP A gathering for new parents and their standing poses. You! Inspired Fitness (1761 Bellamah NW). babies; older children are welcome too. Inspired Birth and $10. 10:45 -11:45am. alibi.com/e/143049. Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). 10am -noon. 232 -2772. SIDDHA YOGA MEDITATION Experience your inner self by joining alibi.com/e/141940. in for a weekly chanting and meditation program. Siddha PRENATAL YOGA Explore ways to reduce the aches and Yoga Meditation Center in Albuquerque (4308 Carlisle NE, pains that accompany pregnancy while preparing for your Suite 201). 7 -8:30pm. 291 -5434. alibi.com/e/136615. journey in a nurturing and supportive environment. Inspired STORIES IN THE SKY Stories, songs and crafts for our youngest Birth and Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). $10. 5:30pm. explorers. Anderson-Abruzzo Balloon Museum (9201 Balloon 232 -2772. alibi.com/e/129619. Museum NE). 9:30am -noon. alibi.com/e/143910. TUESDAY NIGHT SWING DANCE All-ages swing dance with TASTY WEDNESDAY: JERKY Join in for a taste “Ch’arki”—New beginner, intermediate and advanced lessons. Heights Mexico’s finest jerky. Los Poblanos Historic Inn & Organic Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). $4. 7 -10:30pm. 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MAY 21 -27, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] ART SCENESTER ART | comedy mATTeRS BY JOSHUA LEE Quilt Outlaws Modern quilting takes center stage Perfectly Sculpted at Fiber Arts Fiesta “D o you like quilts?” asks Linda Hamlin. Eddie Izzard and the political formation of comedy “Well,” I say, “there’s comforter men, and there’s quilt men. And I am definitely a quilt man.” 2020. And I’ve done some campaigning all sides: comedy and politics. “My politics are Hamlin is a member of the Albuquerque BY GENEVIEVE MUELLER in girl mode, and no one is batting an about having a fairer country, fairer Europe, Modern Quilt Guild. She and one of the guild’s eyelid,” says Izzard. “People have gotten fairer world. If someone says, ‘No, I’ve co-founders, Lois Warwick, have met me at Hip s a child of the early ’90s, I found my more used to it and are relaxing because we worked hard for what I have and everyone Stitch (7001 San Antonio NE), Albuquerque’s are being relaxed about it.” else can just die’—well stuff them, they’re first “sewing lounge” and home to the guild. dream comedian in Eddie Izzard. Late- They’re hosting a collection of 20 quilts selected A night marathons of British comedies on In the past few years, Izzard has been wrong,” he says. “The world should be fair, at this year’s QuiltCon in Austin to be displayed PBS and Comedy Central burned public about his political goals. “I am and if someone disagrees, they can piss off.” at the 10th biennial Fiber Arts Fiesta this week. themselves into my brain and forged new definitely going into politics and pulling an This has been a common theme in Izzard’s The Fiesta will be the first stop on the comedic synapses. I think I watched Izzard’s Al Franken,” says Izzard. “It’s a difficult comedy. collection’s worldwide Modern Quilts tour. Spread out before us is “For Tanya,” an comedy special “Dress to Kill” about a transition. The cameras are in your face, and Izzard creates his shows from a process he improvisational piece by Emily and Miriam billion times before I went on stage for the the questions are getting harder and harder. calls “verbal sculpting.” “I developed this Coffey. Unlike traditional quilts—where a strict first time. I did my first open mic, a gong You can’t have stock answers. You have to show by doing two shows nightly for about pattern is designed and adhered to— show at The Comedy Store in Leicester put your humanity into it.” The focus on six nights a week in San Francisco, LA and improvisational pieces start with a patch of humanity helps Izzard intertwine his two New York for three months,” says Izzard. “I fabric and build from there, allowing the pattern Square in London, specifically in the hopes I to grow organically. would see him somewhere. I did not. (I was would just go out with notes I’d written This piece is made up of countless little blue gonged off immediately.) down, work on it and stretch it out. Really, and orange rectangular scraps—some no larger Izzard’s own brand of historical, nonlinear it’s all an analysis of humans, and I take that than your fingernail—coming together to create whimsy is heavily influenced by the absurd into my politics. It’s all connected.” the impression of a sunset reflecting off an Izzard is profoundly aware of the ocean. “It’s a tribute to a friend of theirs who lost comedy of Monty Python, which he her life to cancer. This was one of her favorite combines with political undertones. “Most condition of the world, and he combats the things: sunsets over the ocean,” Hamlin tells me. celebrities want to be political, but they hardships he sees through comedy and I heroically withstand the urge to wrap myself up aren’t because you get active hatred in your through a need to create change politically. in it and take a nap. It looks very warm. face online in social media,” says Izzard. “But “The only way of going forward is that the The subject of traditional quilting versus art quilting brings me back to a conversation I had you just have to deflect it because people are entire world needs to work together. If we yesterday with Judith Roderick, featured artist wrong.” don’t, we won’t get out of this century. A at the Fiber Fiesta, whose silk-painted quilts will Izzard, who performs at Kiva billion people are struggling to feed be a part of a 40-year retrospective exhibit. Auditorium (401 Second Street NW) on their families, and we have to get “Most people are relating to the quilts that that right.” And so he uses his people make to put on beds—that their Thursday, May 28, aspired to perform at grandmothers made—and that is still a valid form a young age. “At age 7, I saw a play. My shows to talk about the reality of quilt-making. But more and more, art quilts mother died a year earlier, I remember of the world. are becoming just as valid.” The implication is that,” recalls Izzard. “I saw a boy “We need to give people a that there are quilters out there who don’t think getting a lot of applause, and I good foundation. It’s fairer it’s so valid. To find these Quiltsnob Traditionalists— thought ‘I want that,’ so I tried to get than the right-wing bristling with menace and clutching their wicked, in plays, but they thought I was economist’s trickle-down titanium-coated topstitch needles while grinding crap.” It took him years to theory,” says Izzard. “They their teeth and hemorrhaging from their eyes— determine what kind of performer muck up in their metaphor just Google “dumbing down of quilting.” because they still don’t call “It’s not necessarily that there’s a lot of he wanted to be, and it wasn’t until angst,” Warwick tells me. “It’s that they aren’t university that he decided on it a ‘flow down.’ They call it comfortable with [modern quilting] because it’s comedy. “I didn’t know I could do a trickle, and that doesn’t so different from what they’re used to. It’s like this professionally,” he says. “I got carve a river. That’s just everything else. They have to work into it. And into street performing first, and it drips.” some of them have .” This gradual conversion of the old guard taught me a lot—but it almost broke Izzard’s social awareness seeps seems inevitable because modern quilting is me. I started stand-up in 1988, and it into his shows, which are often attracting slews of younger artists. The bright all took off from there.” embedded with important lessons colors and striking patterns of the modern As an out transvestite for the past about our not-so-pretty history as a human pieces have a leg up on traditional quilting species. “I start my show talking about (which is amazing in its own right) when it comes 30 years, Izzard has witnessed a gradual to captivating an inexperienced audience. shift in how people talk about gender. human sacrifice,” says Izzard. “The Vikings Of course, I say if you can yank it off the wall Izzard often describes his transvestitism as did it, and that was only about a thousand when the heat goes out, it’s a quilt. But I guess being a “male lesbian” and a male who years ago. For centuries, people were saying you can’t be sure until you see it for yourself, prefers to wear traditionally female ‘The crops are failing, we’re starving, God which you can do this Thursday through Saturday at the Fiber Arts Fiesta. Just be wary clothing. “You’re an activist for your own must be mad at us, let’s kill Steve.’” a of violent Quiltsnobs. a space,” he says, “and what I’ve noticed is LGBT people have to come out, and they Force Majeure World Tour Fiber Arts Fiesta have to be brilliant. We need to be great starring Eddie Izzard Thursday and Friday, May 21 and 22, 10am to at articulating our sexuality and what we Thursday, May 28, 8pm 6:30pm; Saturday, May 23, 10am to 5pm feel, but we need to be more than that Kiva Auditorium too.” It’s this public openness that Izzard 401 Second Street NW EXPO New Mexico, Manuel Lujan Complex sees as the biggest source of change. “ Time 768-4575, albuquerquecc.com/kiva 300 San Pedro NE magazine gave Laverne Cox the cover. I abqfiberartscouncil.org, hipstitchabq.com think it’s things like that that start to Tickets: $44.50-64.50 Tickets: $5 one day, $8 two days, make these issues more important. I’m All-ages $10 all three days running for Mayor of London or MP in PHOTO CREDIT: AMANDA SEARLE [14 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 PIPPIN CONTEMPORARY , Santa Fe Into the Wind Opening Reception . New works by artist Greg Reiche. Runs through Arts Lit 6/2. 5 -7pm. (505) 795 -7476. alibi.com/e/143077. & STAGE Calendar ADOBE THEATER Curtains . A send-up of backstage murder mystery plots, set in Boston, Mass., in 1959, written by Rupert Holmes. Runs through 6/7. $18 -$20. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. alibi.com/e/143100. THURSDAY MAY 21 ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Spamalot . Lovingly ripped from the classic film Monty Python and the Holy Grail , WORDS this play retells the legend of King Arthur and his BOOKWORKS Story Time! Outer Space . Read stories, and knights. Runs through 6/14. $12 -$24. 7:30 -10pm. do a craft devoted to space. 10:30am. 242 -4750. alibi.com/e/142149. alibi.com/e/143968. Also, Zig Zag Zen . A book signing AUX DOG THEATRE Angels of Light: The Practically True and talk with editor Allan Badiner. 7pm. 344 -8139. Story of The Cockettes . Take an LSD trip to 1969 with alibi.com/e/143567. The Dolls in a brand-new play about the infamous, PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE 100 Things to Do in Albuquerque psychedelic, gender-bending drag troupe The Cockettes. Before You Die . A reading and signing with author Ashley M. Runs through 5/31. $20. 8pm. 620 -6316. Biggers. 6:30 -8pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/142674. alibi.com/e/143081. ART BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING AT EXPO NM 10th Biennial SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. Albuquerque Fiber Arts Fiesta . A wide array of fiber alibi.com/e/142631. Also, Comedy? Albuquerque’s DIY arts exhibits, classes, fashion shows, vendors and comedy troupe provides improv, sketch and music. $8. special events. $5 -$10. 10am -6:30pm. 764 -4444. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/135336. alibi.com/e/139991. See “Art Scenester.” CELL THEATRE The 39 Steps . $12 -$22. 8pm. See 5/21 STAGE listing. CELL THEATRE The 39 Steps . Newcomer Vincent Carlson- FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown The Game Show Brown directs this Hitchcock spoof that finds a man on Murders . Dinner theater following a group of game show the run and accused of murder. Runs through 5/24. contestants who will do anything to win. $57. $12 -$22. 8pm. 766 -9412. alibi.com/e/142368. 7:30 -10pm. 377 -9593. alibi.com/e/131854. SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! LEGENDS THEATER @ ROUTE 66 CASINO Amy Schumer Preview . John Flax and Kent Kirkpatrick’s new production LIVE! See the freshest, funniest face on television, embraces the theatrical simplicity of performer and known for her hit show “Inside Amy Schumer” and space. Runs through 6/7. Pay what you wish. 7:30pm. stand-up career, live and on stage. $39 -$92. alibi.com/e/143974. 8-9:30pm. 352 -7925. alibi.com/e/142630. See STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo David Koechner . The preview box. comedian and actor, known for roles in “The Office” and SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! Anchorman , takes to the stage for a special show. $10 -$25. 7:30pm. See 5/21 listing. $15 -$40. 7pm, 9:30pm. 771 -5680. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY An Iliad . Lisa alibi.com/e/140005. Peterson and Denis O’Hare’s retelling of the Trojan War SONG & DANCE that turns the heroic classic into a bitter personal struggle marked with loss and uncertainties. $10 -$15. LENSIC PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Santa Fe ARTSPRING 7:30pm. alibi.com/e/142034. 2015 . An annual year-end student performance THE VORTEX THEATRE Red Herring . A fast-paced noir celebrating a passion for the arts, featuring dance, comedy about love and espionage during the Cold War. music and theater. $10 -$15. 6 -7pm. (505) 988 -1234. Runs through 6/13. $12. 7:30 -9:30pm. 247 -8600. alibi.com/e/140496. alibi.com/e/141874. LEARN SONG & DANCE ART SANCTUARY , Santa Fe Paint Moment: Santa Fe Art LENSIC PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Santa Fe ARTSPRING Classes . A two-hour, step-by-step, guided painting class 2015 . $10 -$15. 6 -7pm. See 5/21 listing. to inspire your inner artist. $45. 6 -8pm. (575) FILM 404 -1801. alibi.com/e/133341. HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Movies on the Plaza . JUBILEE ACTIVE ADULT COMMUNITY , Los Lunas Legends of Catch a screening of the Disney favorite The Little Folk Music: Peter, Paul and Mary . A lecture by recording Mermaid . 8pm. alibi.com/e/144041. See “Reel artist and composer Jane Ellen. 2 -4pm. World.” alibi.com/e/135111. FILM KIMO THEATRE Pretty in Pink (1986) . The film revolves SATURDAY MAY 23 around Andie, a not-so-popular girl, as she falls for one WORDS of the rich, popular guys in school. Part of the ’80s BOOKWORKS Hoe, Heaven, and Hell . A reading and signing Chick Flix film series. $6 -$8. 7 -8:45pm. 768 -3544. with writer Nasario Garcia. 1pm. alibi.com/e/143969. alibi.com/e/142407. Also, More Voices of New Mexico . A reading and signing NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Una Pistola in with writer Ruth Francis. 3pm. 344 -8139. Cada Mano . A showing of Cesc Guy’s bittersweet alibi.com/e/143970. comedy that won a Goya award. In Spanish with English NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Los Alamos: A subtitles. 7pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/143825. Whistleblower’s Diary . A reading and signing with writer Chuck Montano. 2pm. 245 -2261. alibi.com/e/143824. FRIDAY MAY 22 TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town Grave Consequences . David Thurlo discusses and signs the latest Charlie ART Henry mystery. 1 -3pm. 242 -7204. ADOBE GALLERY , Santa Fe One Hundred Years of Pottery ART and Paintings from San Ildefonso Pueblo Opening MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING AT EXPO NM 10th Biennial Reception . A large collection of early 20th-century Albuquerque Fiber Arts Fiesta . $5 -$10. 10am -5pm. See paintings and pottery from the historic through the 5/21 listing. contemporary periods. Runs through 6/30. 5 -7pm. TORTUGA GALLERY The Beatlick Sisters Poetry Theater . The (505) 955 -0550. alibi.com/e/143986. group combines spoken word with guitar, drums, flute, CHIAROSCURO , Santa Fe John Garrett: Solo Exhibition dance, scat and graphics to create multimedia poetry Opening Reception . New mixed media works by the theater. Donations appreciated. 7 -9pm. 988 -8840. artist. Runs through 6/20. 5 -7pm. alibi.com/e/143895. alibi.com/e/143987. STAGE EYE ON THE MOUNTAIN GALLERY , Santa Fe Two Women & ADOBE THEATER Curtains . $18 -$20. 7:30pm. See 5/22 One Show: Contemporary Plein Air Colorists Closing listing. Reception . A last chance to see a colorful showing of ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Spamalot . $12 -$24. works by Rachel Houseman and Paula Swain. 5 -9pm. 7:30 -10pm. See 5/22 listing. (928) 308 -0319. alibi.com/e/143205. AUX DOG THEATRE Angels of Light: The Practically True INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Indian Pueblo Cultural Story of The Cockettes . $20. 8pm. See 5/22 listing. Center Mural Discovery Tour . Reflect on nine of the BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE IPCC’s murals, and uncover new and unexpected layers SHOW . $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. See 5/22 listing. of meaning in each. $3 -$6. 1 -2pm. 843 -7270. CELL THEATRE The 39 Steps . $12 -$22. 8pm. See 5/21 alibi.com/e/144070. listing. MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING AT EXPO NM 10th Biennial Albuquerque Fiber Arts Fiesta . $5 -$10. 10am -6:30pm. See 5/21 listing. Arts &Lit Calendar continues on page 16 MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [15 ] Arts &Lit Calendar continued from page 15 EVENT | PREVIEW FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown The Game Show Murders . $57. 7:30 -10pm. See 5/22 listing. SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! Gala Performance . $100. 6pm. See 5/21 listing. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY An Iliad . $10 -$15. 7:30pm. See 5/22 listing. THE VORTEX THEATRE Red Herring . $12. 7:30 -9:30pm. See 5/22 listing. SONG & DANCE ZOO AMPHITHEATER Stars & Stripes Forever! Celebrate Memorial Day Weekend with a true musical salute to the red, white and blue with Roger Melone (conductor), Ishan Loomba (piano) and more. $7 -$125. 8 -10pm. alibi.com/e/142662. LEARN OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Contemplative Collage with Dante Jericho . Students create their collages then delve into the messages nestled within. $50. 1 -4pm. 897 -8831. alibi.com/e/140019. PETROGLYPH NATIONAL MONUMENT Turkey Feather Blanket Weaving . Learn some tips on turkey feather weaving from cultural demonstrator Caroline Lovato of Santo Domingo Pueblo. 10am -4pm. 899 -0205. alibi.com/e/143430. SOL ACTING ACADEMY The Artist’s Way Workshop . A two- day workshop with international bestselling author Julia Cameron. $150 -$225. 10am -4pm. 881 -0975. alibi.com/e/141930. FILM KIMO THEATRE The Harvey Girls: Opportunity Bound . A documentary film by Katrina Parks, followed by a Q&A with Dean Staley of KRQE TV. FREE, registration Hate Me Now required. 1:30pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/142654. 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Techniques and Scene Study . Acting for beginners MARRIOTT PYRAMID Memorial Day Escape with Marc includes reading monologues and acting with fellow Antoine . An amazing night of dining, dancing and students. $60 a month. 6 -7pm. 897 -3351. entertainment with global contemporary jazz guitarist alibi.com/e/125163. Marc Antoine and saxophonist Will Donato. PETROGLYPH NATIONAL MONUMENT Turkey Feather $47 -$74.50. 7pm. 821 -3333. alibi.com/e/144043. Blanket Weaving . 10am -4pm. See 5/23 listing. ST. FRANCIS AUDITORIUM , Santa Fe Inspirations . Featuring compositions by Steven Bryant, Frank Ticheli, Norman TUESDAY MAY 26 Dello Joio, Johann Sebastian Bach and more. Donations accepted. 2 -3:30pm. 913 -7211. alibi.com/e/143532. WORDS LEARN BOOKWORKS Hacking the Earthship: In Search of an Earth- PETROGLYPH NATIONAL MONUMENT Turkey Feather Shelter that Works for Everybody . A reading and signing Blanket Weaving . 10am -4pm. See 5/23 listing. with writer Rachel Preston Prinz. 7pm. 344 -8139. SOL ACTING ACADEMY The Artist’s Way Workshop . alibi.com/e/143972. $150 -$225. 10am -4pm. See 5/23 listing. SONG & DANCE FILM KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Niv Sheinfeld and Oren KIMO THEATRE Silk Stockings (1957) . The classic film Laor Dance Projects: Ship of Fools . A staged work that starring Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse and Janis Paige. Part uses movement and text to examine the fragile of the Movie Musicals 3 film series. $6 -$8. 2 -4pm. encounter between human distinction and interpersonal 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/142689. contact. $10 -$20 suggested donation. 8 -9pm. 224 -9808. alibi.com/e/141095. [16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 MONDAY MAY 25 earrings, silver boxes and other objects illustrating how the stone was used and its deep significance to the WEDNESDAY MAY 27 people of the region. This comprehensive consideration WORDS of the stone runs through March 2016. (505) 476 -1250. alibi.com/e/77893. BOOKWORKS Magic Treehouse Book Club . Midnight on the NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER AfroBrasil: Art and Moon is the book for this month, followed by a craft Identities . Brazilian designer and photographer Paulo P. activity and snack. 4:30pm. 344 -8139. Lima, Ph.D. debuts his first national exhibition including alibi.com/e/143973. a number of photographed images and dressed SONG & DANCE figurines that feature elements of the Afro-Brazilian KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Niv Sheinfeld and Oren religion Candomblé. $3/adult, $2/senior, $0/kids under Laor Dance Projects: Two Room Apartment . This staged 15, $0/Sundays. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/123915. work examines boundaries in various contexts, physical NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF ART , Santa Fe Colors of the and non-physical borders alike. $10 -$20 suggested Southwest . Paintings, photographs, prints, watercolors donation. 8 -9pm. 224 -9808. alibi.com/e/141096. and ceramics from the early 20th century to the FILM present. (505) 476 -5072. alibi.com/e/133722. KIMO THEATRE Betsy’s Wedding (1990) . The story of two NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND families who come together for a wedding, starring Molly SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . Ringwald and Alan Alda. Part of the ’80s Chick Flix film This NatGeo traveling exhibition highlights the series. $6 -$8. 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/143201. importance of birds of paradise to New Guinea. Runs SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Clint Eastwood en through 8/16. Free with admission. 841 -2802. Español: Invictus . A screening of the dramatic film that alibi.com/e/130690. chronicles the story of Nelson Mandela. $5. PACIFIC EXHIBITS Pacific Exhibits: Jane Gordon . Pacific 6:30 -8:30pm. 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/142105. Exhibits is a micro-gallery located in the storefront window of the historic Pacific Building in downtown ON GOING Albuquerque, NM. 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[18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 FOOD | restaurant review MEDITATIVE MEAL BY AMELIA OLSON Pregnant at Chipotle Don’t ever go to Chipotle when you’re depressed. Also don’t ever go if you’re in a really good mood. Basically, the only time it’s safe to go to Chipotle is if you’re in a meh-mood and you are only kinda hungry and it’s Mother’s Day and you’re running errands with your husband near Menaul and Louisiana. The process of ordering food at Chipotle is very discouraging. Particularly, if you’re pregnant and your feet are swollen and you hate standing. There aren’t enough seats for the number of people in line, which only adds to the uncomfortable desperation of trying to eat there. This awkwardness is doubled by this particular location’s perpetually long line that sometimes even spills out into the outdoor patio. It’s hard to imagine why this homogenized, overpriced chain is so damn busy when we live in a place where Mexico is literally in the name. Aren’t there any other places to get a taco? Carnitas? We’re all just a bunch of dummies waiting 45 minutes to order a $9 burrito that’s a little too limey. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not above Chipotle. I eat at crappy chain restaurants all the time. I find them comforting, and I appreciate their almost Fish tacos guaranteed ability to ration soda and syrup in the soda machines impressive. I grew up eating at Applebee’s and wearing Wal-Mart brand clothes, and no matter how many four-table fine dining restaurants I’ve enjoyed, city art openings I’ve attended or bands I’ve seen, I still feel like the Dine with the Fishes clumsily tall, chain-enjoying, weirdo blond girl I grew up as. Shark Reef Café My husband and I sit at an unnecessarily long table with barstool seats, and I adjust my changing The kale was cool, but the star of the show body and growing belly to sit comfortably. was the large, beer-battered chunks of cod, There is a man in a suit taking selfies BY ARI LEVAUX shamelessly as he waits in line. “Good for him,” I Shark Reef Café which were found in the fish and chips and the 2601 Central NW think as I remember what it felt like to want to see a f you’ve ever taken children to a restaurant fish tacos. These flaky, juicy morsels were good photo of myself. Carrying the combined DNA of Albuquerque Biopark Aquarium (accessible off the with a fish tank, you probably know what a enough to make me wonder how they came to be you and your favorite person is beautiful, wild and plaza and parking lot, no entrance ticket necessary) so well-preserved and prepared so far from the rewarding. But it also transforms your body and Idouble-edged sword that can be. A fish tank your identity in ways that can be terrifying, strange 848-7182 can be a good distraction, especially if it’s close sea. But, being an aquarium it seems right that and shocking. Behind him is an older woman who is enough to your table that the kids can enjoy it Hours: 9am to 5pm Monday through Friday the Shark Reef Café might have good staring out the north-facing window onto a from their seats. Otherwise, they will leave their 9am to 6pm Saturday and Sunday connections with fishmongers. crowded and busy intersection where a man who is seats and crowd the tank, and even attempt to Booze: No Underneath their blanket of shredded kale probably paid minimum wage to wave a sign and carrots, the fish tacos were packed with around in a gorilla costume dangerously balances communicate with those poor fishes via crude Vibe: Kid-friendly himself upon the tiny slab of concrete nestled means. I know from my own personal research, Extras: Fish, and lots of them more of that beer-battered fish and drizzled with between six opposing lanes of traffic. That type of conducted when I was 8 years old, that if you The Alibi recommends: Fish ‘n chips, fish tacos, a chile aioli. They were large and delicious, and advertising is demeaning and makes my stomach feel weird. My mind begins to wander as my pound hard enough on the side of a fish tank, it kale salad there were three of them. Another salad, which did not contain kale, husband talks about possible places to pick up crib will break, and the room will flood. This memory sheets. What if I was the CEO of Chipotle and I puts me on edge when my kids bang on nonetheless demonstrated a culinary touch that could hire the gorilla-suited man as a manager? He restaurant tanks in hopes of attracting the the service is provided by mere kids as well, just a suggested an ecological and geographical clearly has enthusiasm. What if Tupac really is still occupants’ attention. few years older than the ones writing on the fish sensibility that I appreciated. It was a New alive? What if everyone at this Chipotle suddenly Mexico-style caprese salad that featured a started singing a Roy Orbison song and people Part of what makes the Shark Reef Café so tank glass with crayons. This results in situations never drove around in their cars high or drunk? refreshing is it has a fish tank that takes this like a line of people waiting impatiently by the generous scattering of pine nuts atop the olive Whenever people scoff at chains, I worry principle to an extreme at the good end of the “Please wait to be seated” sign at the entrance, oil-drizzled tomato, basil and mozzarella. Sure, they’re so consumed by pretense that they can’t spectrum: all the upside of a tank, without the the staff nowhere to be found. Finally, an the pine nuts were probably from China, but enjoy the comfort of monotony. I worry that I’ll they could have been New Mexican, and that’s become the type of person I’ve seen on HGTV downside. The entire 20-ft.-tall east wall of the impatient diner at the front of the line walked renovation shows who refuses to have any other dining room is a solid pane of glass. There are into the kitchen to get some service, and we worth something. And there was plenty of good countertop than marble and can’t see past shitty many tank-side tables, and the tank is visible were then all seated. The waiter proceeded to green chile available for your needs. cupboards. I worry that Barefoot chardonnay will from anywhere in the room. Also, the glass is a take four tables’ worth of orders, chatting I also appreciated the cardboard take-out never quench my one-day insatiable and foot or two thick, which is a good thing amiably at each stop, without bringing the orders boxes—it’s distressing how many restaurants use sophisticated palate. That Applebee’s and Chipotle Styrofoam. At a place that is tuned into nature will be forever removed from potential places to considering the number of hungry looking sharks to the kitchen in between. Meanwhile, another have lunch. prowling around on the other side. server stood curiously by the kitchen door and ecology, this shouldn’t be a surprise, but it’s What is pregnancy? What does it mean to The Shark Reef Café is located at the observing and doing nothing. nonetheless reassuring to see ecological priorities become a parent? What does it mean to be afraid of Albuquerque BioPark Aquarium and positioned But as amateur as the service was, it was in action, and it’s a good example for the everything you’re doing. Five months pregnant and children, even if they’re focused on the turtles, eating at Chipotle on Mother’s Day, wondering so you don’t need a ticket to the park to get in. nonetheless friendly and well-intentioned. And how your understanding of your identity as a In addition to the large shark tank wall, there are most importantly, the menu was clearly designed lionfish and sharks passing inches away from woman has been shifted around, maybe even a smaller tanks, filled with fish that wouldn’t last by a grown-up, as evidenced by all of the kale their dessert sampler. little hijacked. So much of my life has been selfishly long in a shark tank, sunken into the other walls available. There is a fantastic chopped kale The Shark Reef Café is a place where the indulgent. A smoke here. A whisky there. Suddenly, parental units can relax and eat their kale, secure I’m worried about parabens and which nipple cream of this beautiful dining room. salad, flavored with crumbled cheese and roasted will work the best when I breastfeed. I dip my too- These tanks aren’t the only kid-friendly red peppers, a kale-laced hamburger “with a in the knowledge that their children won’t break limey tortilla chip into my too-limey rice and try to virtue of the Shark Reef Café. There are crayons twist,” shredded kale on the fish tacos and even a anything or disturb anyone. And if you show up imagine what my child’s hands will look like when I to use on the butcher-paper tablecloths, sippy side of kale that consists solely of naked, raw at the Shark Reef Café without kids, you’ve been can finally hold them. What color of hair they will have and if they’ll think too highly of themselves to cups with reef designs, an extensive kids’ menu pieces of kale, as if it were some condiment that warned. You’re a visitor in this ecosystem; it’s on enjoy a meal with me at Chipotle one day. a and lots and lots of kids running around. And you dump on your food to make it taste better. you to respect the local customs. a

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY comedy-drama-romance about a military June 12 June 26 contractor who returns to Hawaii, only to find Jurassic World Big Game himself caught between a long-ago lover and Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic A young teenager camping in the woods helps Summer is here, and that means it’s prime the hard-charging Air Force watchdog Park , some idiots are still trying to open that rescue the President of the United States movie-watching season. Hollywood is eager to assigned to him. tourist-eating theme park. Chris Pratt (Samuel L. Jackson) after Air Force One is feed our need for cinema with three whole San Andreas (Guardians of the Galaxy ) is among the people shot down by terrorists. Hey, it could happen. months’ worth of computer-animated Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars in this ’70s shaking his head and preparing to fight Max cartoons, ghost stories, dinosaur movies, disaster movie throwback in which California rampaging dinosaurs. In this family adventure, a dog that helped US disaster flicks, romantic comedies and sooo is destroyed by a massive earthquake, and it’s Madame Bovary Marines in Afghanistan returns home to many sequels, remakes and reboots. So what up to rescue chopper pilot The Rock to travel Mia Wasikowska ( Alice in Wonderland ) stars in America and is adopted by his handler’s family do we have to look forward to this summer? across the state to rescue his daughter this latest version of Gustave Flaubert’s 1856 after suffering a traumatic experience. So ... Let’s dive in! (Alexandra Daddario from “True Detective”). novel about a small-town doctor’s wife who American Sniper , but with a German Shepherd engages in extramarital love affairs to advance instead of Bradley Cooper. (Note: All opening dates are subject to change.) June 5 her social standing. Ted 2 Entourage Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Mark Wahlberg and his talking teddy bear May 22 The once-popular HBO series about a hot, A teenage filmmaker befriends a classmate with (writer-director Seth MacFarlane) return for Poltergeist young actor (Adrian Grenier) and his dudebro cancer. Based on the young adult novel by Jesse more raunchy hijinks. This time around, Ted Producer Steven Spielberg’s popular suburban pals returns as a feature film. Seems our boy Andrews. Nick Offerman and Connie Britton and his wife want to have kids, but Ted must ghost story from 1982 gets remade for a new Vince just wants to direct, and it’s up to new are on mom and dad duty. first prove his personhood in court. Also, Liam generation. Of course it does. Instead of Tobe studio head Ari (Jeremy Piven) to make it Neeson is here for some reason. Hooper ( The Texas Chain Saw Massacre ) in the happen. Mark Wahlberg drops by to star as June 19 director’s chair, we’ve got Gil Kenan (who himself. Dope July 1 made the cartoon Monster House ). Insidious: Chapter 3 Zoë Kravitz and Forest Whitaker star in this Magic Mike XXL Tomorrowland This prequel to the popular haunted house coming-of-age comedy/drama for the “post hip- Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello and the Disney’s popular Tomorrowland exhibit gets series takes us back in time to figure out how hop generation.” rest of the gang return to shake their fun- turned into a sci-fi adventure about a teen girl gifted psychic Elise (Lin Shaye) got her start in Infinitely Polar Bear makers in a sequel to the 2012 hit about hot who discovers a secret land of unlimited the ghostbusting business. A manic-depressive mess of a father (Mark male strippers. possibility hidden somewhere in time and Love & Mercy Ruffalo) tries to win back his wife (Zoe Terminator Genisys space. Brad Bird of The Incredibles fame directs John Cusack and Paul Dano split the role of Saldana) by taking full responsibility for their Well, he did say he’d be back. Arnold while Damon Lindelof of “Lost” fame writes. Brian Wilson in this biopic about the founding two spirited daughters. Schwarzenegger stars in the sixth entry (if you of the Beach Boys and their leader’s eventual Inside Out count the TV series) in the sci-fi action battle with mental illness. May 29 Pixar’s newest is a brainy comedy about a girl franchise. This one takes place in a “new Spy Aloha whose emotions are churned up after she moves timeline” in which Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney Melissa McCarthy is a desk-bound CIA agent Writer-director Cameron Crowe ( Fast Times at to a new home with her parents. The action from the Divergent series) re-teams with Sarah who volunteers to become a spy when a deadly Ridgemont High , Jerry Maguire , Almost Famous ) takes place largely inside her head, where her Connor (Emilia Clarke from “Game of Thrones”) arms dealer exposes all the secret agents in the recruits Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rachel emotions (Joy, Disgust, Sadness) are personified and an aging terminator (guess who) to stop field. Paul Feig ( Bridesmaids, The Heat ) is McAdams, John Krasinski, Bill Murray, Alec by the likes of Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling, Bill Judgment Day from happening. responsible for all the wacky slapstick that Baldwin and Danny McBride for this all-star Hader and Lewis Black (he’s Anger, of course). follows. Summer Film Guide continues on page 22 MAY 21-27, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] feAture | summer film guide

Minions Trainwreck Blackbeard in this splashy prequel to J.M. growed-up Rusty Griswold, determined to St raight Outta Compton Summer Film Guide continued from page 21 Barrie’s fairy tale classic Peter Pan . redeem his disastrous childhood road trip to Ice Cube, Eazy-E and the rest of seminal LA July 10 Paper Towns Walley World with his parents (Chevy Chase rap band N.W.A get profiled in this musical John Green (who wrote the young adult and Beverly D’Angelo). biopic. Ice Cube’s son stars as Ice Cube. Minions novel/movie hit The Fault in Our Stars ) has Ten Thousand Saints The hilarious yellow blobs from Despicable Me another of his books snapped up by Aug. 7 Ethan Hawke, Asa Butterfield, Hailee get their own spin-off film. This time they’re Hollywood. In this one, a young man (Nat Dark Places Steinfeld and Emily Mortimer star in this following a retro-’60s villainess voiced by Wolff, who starred in The Fault in Our Stars ) Charlize Theron, Chloë Grace Moretz and dramedy about a teenager from Vermont sent Sandra Bullock. and his friends embark on a road trip to find Christina Hendricks star in this mystery thriller to live with his father in New York’s East Self/Less the missing girl next door. about a woman who survived the brutal killing Village during the 1980s. Based on the novel In this sci-fi drama from visionary director Pixels of her family as a child and is now forced to by Eleanor Henderson. Tarsem Singh ( The Cell, Immortals ), a dying A group of middle-aged former arcade relive the events by a “secret society” obsessed Underdogs billionaire undergoes a radical medical champions (Adam Sandler, Kevin James and with solving notorious crimes. This computer-animated cartoon out of procedure that transfers his consciousness into Peter Dinklage) are called upon to save the The Diary of a Teenage Girl Argentina about the players on a foosball table the body of a healthy, young man. Ryan Earth after invading aliens send old video A teen artist living in 1970s San Francisco has coming to life gets an English dub courtesy of Reynolds and Ben Kingsley star. game characters like Donkey Kong, Pac-Man an affair with her mother’s boyfriend. Did I Nicholas Hoult ( Mad Max: Fury Road ), and Centipede to destroy the planet. Matthew Morrison (“Glee”) and others. July 17 mention the boyfriend is Alexander Skarsgård? Southpaw Based on the novel by Phoebe Gloeckner. Ant-Man A buffed-out Jake Gyllenhaal stars as a Fantastic Four Aug. 21 The latest Marvel comic to hit movie screens washed-up boxer fighting (see what I did Twentieth Century Fox tries to reboot its Sinister 2 is this high-tech action flick about a low-rent there?) to regain custody of his daughter. This comic book-based superhero series by casting a Not to be confused with the Insidious series, thief (Paul Rudd) recruited to become a hard-hitting drama (see what I did there?) is bunch of young people and hiring the director this horror sequel features a suburban family diminutive superhero by a mad scientist directed by Antoine Fuqua (who gave us who made the “found footage” hit Chronicle . haunted by ghosts that ... huh, I’ve already got (Michael Douglas). Training Day and The Equalizer ). Masterminds it confused with Insidious . Irrational Man From the director of Napoleon Dynamite comes Sleeping with Other People Emma Stone, Joaquin Phoenix and Parker July 31 this comic tale of a hapless security guard who Jason Sudeikis (“Saturday Night Live”) and Posey are among the stars of Woody Allen’s The End of the Tour organizes a $17 million bank heist. Jason Alison Brie (“Community”) star in this latest effort about a tormented philosophy A magazine reporter (Jesse Eisenberg) recounts Sudeikis, Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig and romantic comedy about a good-natured professor who “finds a will to live when he his conversations with author David Foster Zach Galifianakis are among the funny cast. womanizer and a serial cheater whose platonic commits an existential act.” Wallace (Jason Segel) in this drama based on Ricki and the Flash relationship helps reform their wayward ways. Mr. Holmes the nonfiction book by David Lipsky. Meryl Streep and her daughter Mamie Sir Ian McKellen (Gandalf himself) stars as an The Gift Gummer star in this comedy-drama about a Aug. 28 aged, retired Sherlock Holmes looking back on Aussie Joel Edgerton ( Warrior, The Great musician who returns home to make things Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green his life of crime solving. Gatsby ) writes, directs and stars in this mystery right with her family after giving up Legend Trainwreck thriller about a young, married couple whose everything for rock-and-roll stardom. It’s Hong Kong’s graceful martial arts smash of Comedians Amy Schumer and Bill Hader star lives are torn apart when an acquaintance written by Diablo Cody ( Juno , Young Adult ) 2000 gets a belated sequel starring Michelle in the latest comedy from Judd Apatow ( The from the husband’s past brings “mysterious gifts and directed by Jonathan Demme ( Something Yeoh, Donnie Yen and that kid from “Glee” 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up ). Schumer is a and a horrifying secret to light.” Wild , The Silence of the Lambs ). (Harry Shum Jr.). commitment-phobic career woman who must Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation Hitman: Agent 47 face her fears when confronted with the Tom Cruise offers his fifth outing as one-time Aug. 14 Given that it didn’t exactly kill it at the box perfect guy. TV spy Ethan Hunt. This time around it’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E . office, it seems odd someone would want to written and directed by Christopher July 24 Henry Cavill ( Man of Steel ) and Armie reboot 2007’s based-on-a-videogame actioner McQuarrie ( The Usual Suspects ). Hammer ( The Lone Ranger ) star as suave spy Hitman . But any other flick would have required Pan Vacation duo Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin in this Hollywood to think of an original idea ... and we Ed Helms (“The Daily Show”) stars as all- Hugh Jackman stars as villainous pirate retro-’60s reboot of the classic TV series. all know that ain’t gonna happen. a [22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 MAY 21 -27, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] [24 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 FILM | revIew REEL WORLD BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Far from the Madding Crowd Walk-in movies The open-air cinema series Movies on the Plaza picks up this Friday, May 22, at Downtown Gritty, 19th-century English romance finds love and hate down on the farm Albuquerque’s Civic Plaza. From 4 to 8pm, food trucks will gather around the Plaza as part of ABQ Food Fridays. Come early and get some grub. The film will start at sunset. Admission is free. Seating is limited, and guests are encouraged to bring their own portable seats, blankets and lawn chairs. Parking is available underneath Civic Plaza for a small fee. This week’s film is Disney’s animated classic The Little Mermaid . This is the sing-along version, and everyone is encouraged to raise their voices (particularly during “Under the Sea”). Next Friday (May 29) you can catch The Goonies . Movies on the Plaza screenings will switch to Wednesday throughout June to make room for Shakespeare on the Plaza. (All outdoor shows are, of course, subject to weather.) For a complete listing of future events, go to civicplazapresents.com. Cinema of the Sea

“Wanna make out and then milk some cows?” the wealthy and comely farm owner. (Geez, BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Far from the Madding lady, leave some man-meat for the rest of Crowd Dorset County.) n the realm of 19th-century romantic Written and directed by Thomas Vinterberg Danish-born writer-director Vinterberg Jean-Michel (son of Jacques) Cousteau’s Secret Ocean 3D opens this Friday, May 23, at the literature, the works of Thomas Hardy have Starring Carey Mulligan, Matthias Schoenaerts, (The Celebration) was one of the founding a bit more meat on the bone than your Lockheed Martin DynaTheater, located inside I Michael Sheen “brothers” behind the stripped-down film the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and average English melodrama of love and Rated PG-13 movement Dogme 95. With Far from the Science (1801 Mountain NW). Mr. Cousteau’s marriage. In the more typical novels (let’s say, Opens Friday 5/22 Madding Crowd , however, he gives audiences film takes viewers on a “breathtaking” adventure for the sake of argument, those of Jane Austen the sort of lush, beautifully lensed costume underneath the waves. The innovative or the Brontë sisters), there’s an awful lot of and friendly, however, until a farming accident drama they’re expecting. Unlike other BBC- documentary features a boatload of underwater sequences, introducing viewers to over 30 sitting around, drinking tea and discussing of (hey, they happen) reverses their fortunes. backed films, however, this one appropriately “whomever shall I marry?” It’s not that the aquatic species. Some of the wildlife behavior is Gabriel’s livestock is killed off, and he loses his bypasses a lot of the stuffy drawing rooms, captured for the very first time on film thanks to characters in Hardy’s novels never broach the farm to his creditors. Bathsheba, conversely, allowing its drama to unfold amid the rich, breakthrough technology in 3D, ultra-HD 5K, subject of marriage—but they rarely drink tea. inherits a massive estate from her wealthy rolling hills of Dorset (or as Hardy fancifully slow motion, macro and motion control cameras. And they’re just as likely to hurt each other, uncle. dubbed it “Wessex”). Though his works were Secret Ocean 3D will be shown daily at 10am, betray each other, kill each other and break Wandering the English countryside in romantic, Hardy was a realist at heart, 2pm and 4pm from now through Sept. 4. Admission for adults is $10, seniors are $8 and one another’s hearts as they are to fall madly search of work, Gabriel stumbles across the preferring to create accurate, detailed in love. Hardy was more of a realist than his children (3-12) are $6. For more info go to new estate of the now-rich Miss Everdene. He depictions of rural English life. Vinterberg nmnaturalhistory.org/dynatheater. contemporaries, and his occasionally gritty accepts a job tending her sheep, but his dreams does what he can in the allotted time, giving take on love and life in the mid-19th-century of marrying her are thoroughly quashed now the film a historical, lived-in feel that sets it English countryside gets its cinematic due in that their stations in life are so unequal. Plus, apart from the glassed-in “museum” quality of Girl power Thomas Vinterberg’s emotional adaptation of he’s faced with a number of much more so many British productions. The historic KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW) is Far from the Madding Crowd . suitable rivals. There’s Bathsheba’s new Of course, you shouldn’t go into Far from presenting a special screening of Katrina Parks’ The film starts by introducing us to neighbor, the wealthy, handsome but the Madding Crowd expecting a Cinderella - documentary The Harvey Girls: Opportunity Bound this Saturday, May 23. From the late Bathsheba Everdene (even she thinks it’s a emotionally bottled-up William Boldwood style, happily-ever-after ending. It’s not that mouthful), who’s come to stay on her aunt’s 1900s through the 1960s, some 100,000 (Michael Sheen from Frost/Nixon and Hardy’s characters are forever denied happy pioneering, young women became a part of farm in southwestern England for the summer, Underworld ). Boldwood is immediately smitten endings. It’s just that Hardy was wise enough Southwest history by serving as waitresses and circa 1850. Bathsheba (played by the by the independent Miss Everdene, who runs to know that even “true love” can leave a lot hostesses at the famed Harvey Houses spread increasingly essential Carey Mulligan from An things a little differently around her farm. of scarred and wounded people in its wake. out along the Santa Fe Railroad from Chicago to Education and The Great Gatsby ) is a mere slip Instead of setting herself up as the lady of the Vinterberg’s script sands off a few of the California. KRQE-13 anchor Dean Staley will emcee a post-film Q&A panel featuring of a lass—but she’s got a serious pair of ovaries manor house, she works, dines and socializes original’s rough edges, giving Bathsheba an on her. Headstrong and proud, she’s filmmaker Katrina Parks, curator of the New with her farmhands—instincts driven by her entirely appropriate proto-feminist sheen and Mexico History Museum Meredith Davidson, determined to learn the ropes of the farm savvy business sense and tough work ethic. making characters like Boldwood a touch UNM-Valencia professor of history Richard business. One day, she bumps into her aunt’s Like Gabriel before him, Boldwood proposes more sympathetic. At the same time, Melzer and Carolyn Meyer, author of Diary of a new neighbor Gabriel Oak (Matthias marriage only to find himself shot down by Vinterberg doesn’t pull punches when it Waitress: The Not-So-Glamorous Life of a Schoenaerts from Rust and Bone and The Miss Everdene. Good as she is at business, comes to shocking twists of fate and tales of Harvey Girl . Doors open at 1:30pm, reception and exhibits in the lobby start at 2pm. The film Drop ), a rugged sheep herder with dreamy Bathsheba is terrible at love—mostly because love gone sour. Bottom line: If you like your eyes. Unversed in the ways of romance, screening gets underway at 3pm, and the Q&A she has no idea what she wants. As if that romance rough-and-tumble, the long, hard closes out the evening starting at 4pm. Gabriel immediately proposes marriage to the weren’t enough, Bathsheba also crosses paths road of Far from the Madding Crowd is the sort Admission is free, but seating is limited. You must lovely Miss Everdene. Flattered, but figuring with slick-talking soldier boy Frank Troy (Tom of dirty-faced, brokenhearted historical pre-register by going to she’s doing just fine without a man, Bathsheba Sturridge, Pirate Radio ), who sets his sights on romance you’ll swoon over. a holdmyticket.com/event/201483. a turns him down. The two remain flirtatious MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Fall Windfall Nets announce their upfront shows for 2015-16 happen in “The Player.” “Superstore” is a BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY workplace sitcom with America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty”). And for midseason NBC is planning on a s t w e e k the broadcast networks held their reviving “Coach” with Craig T. Nelson—which “upfront” presentations, letting viewers know has been off the air for 18 years! Lwhat to DVR and what to ignore for the CBS— Jane Lynch plays a drunken guardian upcoming fall season. So what do the networks angel in “Angel From Hell.” “Code Black” is yet have lined up for us in fall of 2015? Let’s peruse. another medical drama. Dianne Wiest and James ABC—Ken Jeong (“Community,” The Brolin top the cast list of the family sitcom “Life Hangover) headlines his own sitcom with “Dr. in Pieces.” The sci-fi movie “Limitless” with Ken.” “The Muppets” return to weekly TV for Bradley Cooper becomes a weekly police the first time in almost 20 years with a more adult, procedural with Bradley Cooper. The comic book “Office”-esque sitcom. The alphabet net jumps on onslaught continues with “Supergirl” starring the biblical bandwagon with “Of Kings and Melissa Benoist (“Glee”). Midseason brings with it Prophets.” Nighttime soaps give it another try “Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders” and a spinoff with “OIL.” FBI agents get more representation of the Chris Tucker/Jackie Chan movie “Rush on TV with “Quantico.” Midseason (January or so) Hour.” will bring with it the ’80s neo-noir “Wicked FOX— John Stamos is a confirmed bachelor City,” Shonda Rhimes’ female fraud investigator who discovers he’s not only a father, but a drama “The Catch,” the Joan Allen political grandfather in “Grandfathered.” The suddenly drama “The Family” and a TV reboot of the John hilarious Rob Lowe stars in “The Grinder” as a Candy movie “Uncle Buck” starring Omar Epps. TV lawyer whose brother (Fred Savage) is a real NBC—Neil Patrick Harris becomes the latest lawyer. The Steven Spielberg sci-fi movie person to attempt a revival of the old variety show “Minority Report” gets a weekly spin-off. format with “Best Time Ever.” Greg Berlanti “Rosewood” is another crime drama about a (“The Mysteries of Laura”) produces the FBI forensic pathologist (but, for hire). “Scream conspiracy thriller “Blind Spot.” Comedian Jerrod Queens” is a satirical slasher series from the folks Carmichael stars in the family sitcom “The behind “American Horror Story.” Waiting until Carmichael Show.” “Crowded” is a family sitcom midseason are the relaunch of “The X-Files,” the with Patrick Warburton (“Seinfeld”). David Lyons DC Comics-based supernatural drama “Lucifer” (“The Cape,” “ER”) is a lawyer trying to right (which, like all TV shows has been redesigned as a some wrongs from his youth in “Game of police procedural), “The Frankenstein Code” Silence.” Medical dramas get their continued due (also police procedural—with Frankenstein) and with “Heartbreaker.” Superhero drama “Heroes” Seth MacFarlane’s new cartoon “Bordertown.” returns as “Heroes Reborn.” “The Office” alum The CW— The sole addition here is “Crazy Craig Robinson heads “Mr. Robinson.” “People Ex-Girlfriend,” a sitcom starring comedienne Are Talking” is a neighborhood sitcom with Rachel Bloom as a raucous girl who moves from Mark-Paul Gosselaar (“Franklin & Bash”). Wesley New York to West Covina, Calif. It was supposed Snipes is a “former military operative turned to air on Showtime—but it’s obviously not. a security expert” trying to stop crimes before they

his own wits and observations, a Brendan Fraser) seek revenge against monster hunter shares what he Santa Anna’s troops for that whole THE WEEK IN considers to be the most dangerous Alamo thing in this history-based and wondrous beasts of the world.” ... eight-part miniseries. See, that doesn’t sound too scientific “The Island” (KOB-4 9pm) If you SLOTH either. guessed “summer replacement reality survival competition hosted by Bear SUNDAY 24 Grylls,” you are correct. THURSDAY 21 The Cannibal in the Jungle (Animal Planet “Red Nose Day” (KOB-4 7pm) Celebrities 7pm) This Animal Planet movie is based TUESDAY 26 including Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Sam on the “real-life adventures” of Dr. “I Can Do That” (KOB-4 9pm) Ordinary Smith, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Timothy Darrow who in 1977 was people try to replicate the actions of Hudson perform to raise funds for 12 convicted of cannibalism in Indonesia, talented performers like the Harlem children’s charities. The Brits have been but blamed the crime on a previously Globetrotters and Penn & Teller— doing this for years, apparently, but it’s undiscovered species of human-ape because it’s summer, and new finally being sent over the pond to us hybrid. ... In case you’re wondering: It’s episodes of “The Blacklist” are Yanks. also fake. expensive, so deal with it. “What the Fung?!” (FYI 7pm) The Fung “National Memorial Day Concert” Brothers (Asian-American (KNME-5 7pm) The 70th anniversary of WEDNESDAY 27 comedians/rappers, apparently) travel the end of World War II is celebrated the country trying to dine well for just from the National Memorial in “The Briefcase” (KRQE-13 7pm) From $50 a day. Washington, DC. Gary Sinise hosts, of the creator of “The Biggest Loser” course. comes this “amazingly shocking and FRIDAY 22 emotional” game show-esque MONDAY 25 exploitation in which families facing I Was Bitten: The Walker County Incident financial hardship are given a (Animal Planet 5pm) You see, it’s “American Ninja Warrior” (KOB-4 7pm) briefcase containing $101,000 and “Monster Week,” that special time of The seventh season of the extreme must decide whether to keep it or year when Animal Planet isn’t interested obstacle course competition kicks off give it to another family in need. with real creatures and spends its time with the Venice Beach qualifying round. Since that’s not divisive enough, the chasing mermaids and the like. This Grace of Monaco (Lifetime 7pm) Despite families involved are all on opposite two-hour special, for example, heads an impressive cast (Nicole Kidman, Tim ends of the spectrum: right-wing down to Alabama to investigate “an Roth, Frank Langella, Paz Vega, Parker conservatives and gay couples, for unnatural entity that’s attacking people Posey), this 2014 biopic about actress example. in the woods outside a small town.” Grace Kelly didn’t really make it into “Bullseye” (KASA-2 8pm) FOX’ latest American theaters. Here it is on Lifetime, slapstick game show finds SATURDAY 23 though. contestants attempting to win $50,000 by hurling their bodies at a “Medieval Monsters” Animal Planet Texas Rising (History 7pm) A group of Texas “patriots” (including Bill Paxton, giant target. That’s the long and the 9:02pm) “With the help of journals short of it. a handed down by his grandfather, plus Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Ray Liotta and

[26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 MAY 21 -27, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] FILM | CAPSULES B\Y DEVIN D. O’LEARY OPENING THIS WEEK 52 Tuesdays This Australian drama follows 16-year-old Billie (Tilda Cobham-Hervey), whose path to adulthood is accelerated when her mother announces plans for gender transition. Needing time and space, mom sends Billie off to live with her father, but the two get together every Tuesday. This poignant, brutally honest family drama was actually shot one day a week for an entire year. 114 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 5/22 at Guild Cinema)

Crafting a Nation This feature-length documentary talks about how American craft brewers are “rebuilding the economy one beer at at time.” Director-producer Thomas Kolicko will be at the screening in person for a post-film Q&A. This screening is sponsored by Shade Tree Customs & Cafe and is part of ABQ Beer Week celebrations. 96 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Sunday 5/24 at Guild Cinema)

Far from the Madding Crowd Reviewed this issue. 119 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/21 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio)

Full Metal Jacket Who’s in the mood for Stanley Kubrick’s harrowing, haunting, Oscar-winning 1987 depiction of the Vietnam War? Hey, just for fun watch Vincent D’Onofrio’s Tomorrowland performance as the dangerously unhinged Pvt. Leonard “Gomer Pyle” Lawrence—then go home and catch his genius (George Clooney) embark on an adventure to find literate and his direction thrilling. 108 minutes. R. Thunderdome ), legendary director George Miller returns performance as the villainous Wilson “Kingpin” Fisk in a place, hidden beyond time and space, where great (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) to reboot the road-wrecking series. This time around, Tom Netflix’ “Daredevil” series. Good times. 116 minutes. R. minds from throughout history have retreated to build the Hardy ( The Dark Knight Rises ) is our reluctant, ex-cop (Opens Sunday 5/24 at Century 14 Downtown, Century perfect, futuristic city. 130 minutes. PG. (Opens Thursday Furious 7 antihero Max, wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland Rio) 5/21 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere The automotive insult to gravity and various related forms looking for peace and quiet. What he finds is a furious Cinema, Century Rio) of physics continues, despite the untimely death of star woman of action (Charlize Theron) on the run from a Matt Shepard Is a Friend of Mine Paul Walker. Vin Diesel, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and sadistic warlord and his band of motor-mad psychos. For This long-in-coming documentary explores the life and Ludacris pick up the slack, shooting and/or crashing cars this rule-breaking action classic, Miller eschews old- tragic death of gay Wyoming college student Matthew into countless people, places and things. Seems Evil fashioned niceties like dialogue and character Shepard, who became the victim of one of the most STILL PLAYING British Guy (Jason Statham) is going after car development in order to tell an explosive, operatic myth notorious hate crimes in American history back in 1998. thief/invincible superhero Dominic Toretto and crew for through movement, explosions and heroic bloodshed. 89 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Frdiay 5/22 at Guild The Age of Adaline killing his brother, Evil British Guy From The Last Movie 120 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Cinema) Blake Lively (“Gossip Girl”) stars as a young woman, born (Luke Evans). 137 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Rancho Premiere Cinema) at the turn of the 20th century, who is “rendered ageless” Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Poltergeist after an accident. In present day, our immortal protagonist Monkey Kingdom The hit 1982 ghost story from Steven Spielberg and Tobe falls in love with a young man (Michiel Huisman, “Game of Get Hard DisneyNature’s annual Earth Day release concentrates, Hooper gets an amped-up remake starring Sam Rockwell Thrones”), only to discover that his dad (Harrison Ford) is Will Ferrell and the clearly overworked Kevin Hart (six obviously, on monkeys this year. The focus is on a troop of (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ), Rosemarie DeWitt one of her old lovers. Awkward. 110 minutes. PG-13. films last year and two so far in 2015) star in this racial toque macaques struggling to survive in the ruins of an (Cinderella Man ) and Jared Harris (poor Lane Pryce from (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) comedy. Ferrell is millionaire James King, busted for fraud ancient temple in “the storied jungles of South Asia.” “Mad Men”). You can see it in 3D if you want. 93 and bound for San Quentin. On the run from police, Mark Linfield and Alastair Fothergill ( Chimpanzee, Bears, minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/21 at Century 14 Avengers: Age of Ultron James ends up in the South Central LA home of family African Cats ) produce and direct. Tina Fey narrates. Sure, Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) Earth’s mightiest mortals are back for a second go- man Darnell Lewis (Hart). Mistaking him for a street thug why not? 100 minutes. G. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) around. Seems that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has (because, you know, r acial humor), James offers to pay Roar built a super-powered robot named Ultron (voiced by the man to school him in the art of being a gangsta—so Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Way back in 1981 actress Tippi Hedren ( The Birds ) and James Spader) who wants to bring peace to humanity by he can survive in prison. Needless to say, this You brought this on yourself, America. Incompetent but her husband, agent/producer Noel Marshall, got the crazy wiping it out. Can Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The mismatched buddy comedy doesn’t try very hard. 100 accidentally heroic security guard Paul Blart (Kevin idea to write and direct an animal-based disaster movie Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye and newcomer The Vision minutes. R. (Century Rio) James) goes off on vacation to Las Vegas with his teenage starring Hedren, her daughter Melanie Griffith and the stop this metallic madman before his plan comes to daughter (Raini Rodriguez). But when crime rears its ugly family’s huge collection of African lions. (Yup, Hedren ran fruition? Probably, otherwise we don’t get any more Home head in the form of a casino heist, the fat dude on the a refuge for wild animals in Southern California). No movies. Overstuffed? Sure. Exciting. Hell, yeah. 141 DreamWorks Animation mashes together E .T. the Extra- Segway fights back. With wacky slapstick jokes. At least animals were harmed in the making of the film, but 70 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Terrestrial and L ilo & Stitch in the hopes that wayward Larry, Moe and Curly had each other to play off of. 94 members of the cast and crew were. The film was an epic 14 Downtown, Century Rio) alien mascot Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons from “The Big minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) disaster, but the fine folks at Drafthouse Films have Bang Theory”) will become the next toy/video game/t- dredged up prints of the mind-boggling film and are Cinderella shirt-generating machine. It’s safe to say he won’t. The Pitch Perfect 2 sending it back to theaters for awestruck audiences to Kenneth Branagh ( Henry V, Thor ) directs this straight- story, about a misfit alien who befriends a lonely Earth After a humiliating command performance at Lincoln witness. 94 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 5/26 at faced, unironic live-action adaptation of Disney’s 1950 girl (Rihanna), feels awfully recycled. If you’re an adult Center, the Barden Bellas (including way-too-old for Guild Cinema) animated gem. It looks gorgeous from top to bottom, and who doesn’t find Parsons’ voice grating, you might survive college Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson) enter an Lily James (from “Downton Abbey”) seems perfectly a screening with your kids. 94 minutes. PG. (Century 14 international singing competition in order to regain their Skin Trade appropriate as the ball-going protagonist. But this version Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) status. Goofy hijinks, sassy sisterhood and an a cappella Dolph Lundgren ( Rocky IV ) is a New York City detective adds nothing whatsoever new to the old story. For Disney rendition of “Flashlight” by Jessie J ensue. 115 minutes. who goes looking for revenge against the Serbian princess completists only. Reviewed in v24 i11. 113 Hot Pursuit PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho gangster (Ron Perlman) who murdered his wife and kid. minutes. PG. (Century Rio) In the proud tradition of M idnight Run (with Robert De Premiere Cinema) He ends up in Thailand, joining forces with a local Niro and Charles Grodin) and W itless Protection (with detective (martial arts master Tony Jaa from Ong-Bak ) to Ex Machina Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy), Reese Where Hope Grows bring down the gangster and his human trafficking ring. British writer Alex Garland ( The Beach, 28 Days Later..., Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara star in this action comedy A washed-up ex-baseball player (Kristoffer Polaha of Many asses are kicked in the process. 96 minutes. R. Dredd ) tries his hand at directing with this sci-fi tale about an officer of the law escorting a reluctant witness failed TV shows “North Shore,” “Miss Guided,” “Valentine” (Opens Friday 5/22 at Guild Cinema) about a young programmer selected to participate in a across the country while being pursued by cops and and “Backstrom”) finds himself “awakened and breakthrough experiment in artificial intelligence by gunmen alike. 87 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere invigorated” when he befriends an inspirational young Tomorrowland evaluation the “human qualities” of a female robot. Like Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) man (David DeSanctis) with Down Syndrome who works Like Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion, all female robots in movies, she turns out to be both sexy at the local grocery store. If this setup sounds Disney’s Tomorrowland attraction gets its own movie spin- and dangerous. We’ve seen this sort of high-tech Mad Max: Fury Road suspiciously “faith-based,” that’s because it’s secretly all off. In it a curious teen (Britt Robertson) and a former boy Frankenstein story before, but Garland’s script is highly Some 30 years after the the third Mad Max film ( Beyond about Jesus. 95 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) a

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CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN 52 Tuesdays Fri-Mon 6:00 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# Skin Trade Fri-Sat 10:30 Crafting a Nation Sun 1:00 Full Metal Jacket Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 Roar Tue-Thu 4:00, 6:00, 8:00 Far From the Madding Crowd Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55, 7:45, 10:35 HIGH RIDGE Poltergeist Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 1:20, 3:50, 6:20, 8:50, 10:05 Tomorrowland Fri-Thu 11:45am, 1:15, 2:45, 4:15, 5:45, Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 7:15, 8:45, 10:15 Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:25, 6:15, 9:05 MOVIES 8 Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:40, 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 10:40 Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:45, 4:35, 7:25, 10:20 A Most Violent Year Fri-Thu 2:30, 8:30 Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:05, 5:25, 7:55, 10:25 It Follows Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:50, 7:20, 10:30 Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Wed 11:10am, 12:50, 2:25, Kingsman: The Secret Service Fri-Thu 11:50am, 3:00, 6:20, 4:05, 5:50, 7:30, 9:10, 10:45; Thu 11:10am, 12:50, 2:25, 9:30 4:05, 7:30, 10:45 Danny Collins Fri-Thu 11:40am, 5:40 Ex Machina Fri-Sat 11:50am, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50, 10:35; Sun McFarland, USA Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:10, 7:00, 10:10 5:10, 7:50, 10:35; Mon-Tue 11:50am, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50, Fifty Shades of Grey Fri-Thu 6:40, 9:50 10:35; Wed 10:35; Thu 11:50am, 2:30 American Sniper Fri-Thu 12:10, 3:20, 6:30, 9:40 Furious 7 Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:10, 7:20, 10:30 Do You Believe? Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:40 Home Fri-Wed 11:25am, 1:50, 4:20, 7:00, 9:25; Thu The DUFF Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30, 7:10, 10:15 11:25am, 1:50, 4:20 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu 11:30am, 4:50, 7:30 CENTURY RIO The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 2:10, 10:20 Full Metal Jacket Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 MOVIES WEST Get Hard Fri-Thu 10:20 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 Far From the Madding Crowd Fri-Thu 9:55am, 1:05, 4:15, 7:25, 10:35 Piku Fri-Thu 7:30 Poltergeist Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:25, 5:10, 7:55, 10:45 It Follows Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 Poltergeist 3D Fri-Sat 9:50am, 10:45am, 12:35, 1:30, 3:20, Danny Collins Fri-Thu 1:45, 7:00 4:15, 6:05, 7:00, 8:50, 9:45, 11:40; Sun-Thu 9:50am, The Theory of Everything Fri-Thu 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 10:45am, 12:35, 1:30, 3:20, 4:15, 6:05, 7:00, 8:50, 9:45 McFarland, USA Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:50, 6:55, 10:00 Tomorrowland Fri-Sat 10:05am, 10:55am, 11:45am, 12:35, American Sniper Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:35, 6:45, 9:55 1:25, 2:15, 3:05, 3:55, 4:45, 5:35, 6:25, 7:15, 8:05, Do You Believe? Fri-Thu 1:25, 4:20, 7:15, 10:10 8:55, 9:45, 10:35, 11:25; Sun-Thu 10:05am, 10:55am, The Lazarus Effect Fri-Thu 4:30, 9:45 11:45am, 12:35, 1:25, 2:15, 3:05, 3:55, 4:45, 5:35, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu 12:05, 6:25, 7:15, 8:05, 8:55, 9:45, 10:35 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05 Where Hope Grows Fri-Thu 12:45, 6:45 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 10:00am, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20, 1:50, 4:20 7:30, 9:50, 10:40 Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Sat 10:50am, 11:35am, 12:20, RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA 2:00, 2:45, 5:10, 5:55, 6:40, 8:20, 9:05, 11:30; Sun-Thu 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 10:50am, 11:35am, 12:20, 2:00, 2:45, 5:10, 5:55, 6:40, 8:20, 9:05 Tomorrowland Fri-Thu 10:10am, 11:10am, 1:15, 2:15, 4:20, Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Sat 9:45am, 10:30am, 11:15am, 12:00, 5:20, 7:25, 8:25, 10:30 12:50, 1:35, 2:20, 3:05, 3:55, 4:40, 5:25, 6:10, 7:00, Poltergeist Fri-Thu 10:30am, 1:10, 3:05, 3:50, 6:30, 8:10, 7:45, 8:30, 9:15, 10:05, 10:45, 11:35; Sun-Thu 9:45am, 9:10 10:30am, 11:15am, 12:00, 12:50, 1:35, 2:20, 3:05, Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 12:30, 5:35, 10:40 3:55, 4:40, 5:25, 6:10, 7:00, 7:45, 8:30, 9:15, 10:05, Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Thu 10:20am, 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00 10:45 Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 12:35, 6:35 Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 9:30am, 12:05, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25 Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Thu 10:40am, 1:40, 3;35, 4:40, Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Sat 10:40am, 11:50am, 1:00, 7:40, 9:35, 10:40 2:10, 3:20, 4:30, 5:40, 6:50, 8:00, 9:10, 10:20, 11:30; Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:25, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:05 Sun 10:40am, 11:50am, 1:00, 3:20, 4:30, 5:40, 6:50, Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 10:05am, 1:30, 3:50, 4:55, 8:00, 9:10, 10:20; Mon-Tue 10:40am, 11:50am, 1:00, 8:20, 10:40; 2:10, 3:20, 4:30, 5:40, 6:50, 8:00, 9:10, 10:20; Wed-Thu Avengers: Age of Ultron 3D Fri-Thu 12:25, 7:15 10:40am, 11:50am, 1:00, 3:20, 4:30, 6:50, 8:00, 10:20 The Age of Adaline Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:25, 6:15, 9:05 Ex Machina Fri-Thu 9:45am, 3:45, 9:50 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10 The Age of Adaline Fri-Thu 12:20 Monkey Kingdom Fri-Thu 10:00am, 12:20 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 10:10am Furious 7 Fri-Thu 10:45am, 2:00, 5:15, 8:30 Furious 7 Fri-Thu 3:45, 7:10, 10:40 Home Fri-Wed 10:15am, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; Home Fri 10:30am, 1:15, 4:00, 6:45, 9:30; Sat 10:30am, Thu 10:15am, 12:45, 3:15 1:15, 4:00; Sun-Thu 10:30am, 1:15, 4:00, 6:45, 9:30 Cinderella Fri-Thu 10:00am, 1:05, 4:10, 7:15 SUB THEATER UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 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MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [29 ] [30 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 MUSIC | SHow Up! MUSIC HISTORY BY AUGUST MARCH An Interview with Kimo, Pt. II Kimo played guitar, jamming good with Eric So High You Go McFadden at the fabulous Dingo Bar. Rocanrol allusions aside, the artist continued On wings of sound to riff on her life and work in Burque as we chatted via telephone. Our talk itself became Launchpad (618 Central SW). That’s right, a folky, smoky narrative as Kimo discussed folks. Sunday, May 24, is a night of deluxe the people and places that have made metalcore at Burque’s rockingest venue. Albuquerque a dream destination for a former Columbus, Ohio, denizens Like Moths to cruceña who was once en route to star- Flames will flutter around the blazing PAR- strewn Montana skies. Alibi: Do you think positive attitudes have can lights above the stage while invoking contributed to the Burque scene? something vaguely Satanic and totally Kimo: I think Albuquerque is very lucky. In thrashed out. Vocalist Chris Roetter and 23 years I don’t think I’ve met a band or company do it righteously on tunes like “You performer who hasn’t really tried to step up. Won’t Be Missed” and “The Worst in Me.” Everybody has gotten better and created new Those dudes will be joined in concert by sounds. This town—as finicky as it can be— harbors a really cool scene. Really awesome clean and mean advocates Sylar . A quintet people. In this town that’s not too-too big, we hailing from Queens, Nueva York, Sylar rocks all have the opportunity to work together. and revolves around the perversely precise Sitting at Low Spirits one afternoon, you’ve drumming of Thomas Veroutis. Louder Than got heavy metal and black metal guys hanging Sirens , Ruins of the Sea and Agony Before out with blues guys hanging out with a crazy Defeat round out a bill guaranteed to earn lesbian folk singer. There’s a mutual respect Like Moths to Flames COURTESY OF THE ARTIST among the musicians in this town. participants a torrid trip to the tension-filled How has the Burque scene changed over BY AUGUST MARCH influences and a commitment to underworld that metalcore bands oversee the past 23 years? experimentation, the Jon Spencer Blues when not shocking surface dwellers with their Central has really changed. The Downtown Explosion defies simple categorization. blazing riffs and crazy time signatures. club scene has become a lot more sparse in Trip, trip to a dream dragon/ Hide your Additionally, Spencer’s onstage persona— Admission to this 13-plus extravaganza of terms of live music. Don’t get me started on wings in a ghost tower/ Sails cackling at which seems to channel an ecstatic James hellish hope is only $12. Doors open at 7pm the karaoke you hear while walking down the street. I’ve seen a pendulum-like pay trend in “every plate we break/ Cracked by scattered Brown and a tortured Elvis Presley—adds to for the 7:30pm concert. needles/ The little minute gong/ Coughs and this town. I started playing a 30-minute gig their live performance power. Local rock for 10 or 20 bucks. In the late ’90s I was clears his throat/ Madam you see before you experts Get Action! open. Admission to this playing UNM festivals for $450 for 45 stand/ Hey ho, never be still/ The old original Tuesday gig costs $15. Doors are at 8pm, and the Shake off the Plutonic nightmares in 7/8 time minutes. I was recently approached to play a favorite grand/ Grasshoppers green Herbarian countdown to explosive rocanrol and its that resulted from the above experience by gig in a small venue for one dollar per patron, band/ And the tune they play is ‘In Us with a possible cap. That’s a hard gig for me. flaming derivatives begins at 9:30pm. checking out a groovy night of rap and hip- Confide’/ The winds they blew, and the leaves Other places in town may pay $200 for two hop at Sunshine Theater (120 Central SW) did wag/ They’ll never put me in their bag/ hours. There’s not a norm for pay in this town, on Tuesday, May 26. Benjamin Laub aka and the brand of club has changed. But I The seas will reach and always seep/ So high Friday Located about a half a mile southeast of Nob Grieves will be part of a flow-centric recital applaud the venue owners who are keeping you go, so low you creep/ The wind it blows in Hill, Ridgecrest is the ultimate suburban that includes fellow Seattle sound-makers live music and a dedicated PA and sound tropical heat/ The drones they throng on Albuquerque neighborhood. With traffic- Grayskul. engineer—they’re all essential to the scene. mossy seats/ The squeaking door will always Where do you like to play nowadays? defying, tree-lined streets, it’s quiet and almost While Grieves produces and performs a sort squeak/ Two up, two down—we’ll never I love playing Low Spirits. It reminds me so Arcadian in presentation. It’s also home to of hip-hop that’s essentially party music, meet”—“ Octopus ” by Syd Barrett from the much of the Dingo. I think Joe [Anderson] set one of the city’s newest, noisiest music venues, Grayskul embraces an alternative take on the that place up to have an acoustic, bluesy feel album The Madcap Laughs Duke City Sound Stage (2013 Ridgecrest SE). genre, having been heavily influenced by to it. I’ve never once had bad sound there. I’ve I doubt they’ll scare the neighbors, but the performers like underground East Coast duo also been playing at the Draft Station lately, Good old Syd. He could write a pop song to plethora of pets enclosed therein may jump Cannibal Ox. Both Grieves and Grayskul have and I’ve been having a good time there. beat the band or ramble his way into an insane Favorite gig? and whine nervously (but gratefully?) on the earned significant cred as part of the confrontation with the words and images that It was about three or four years ago. A friend evening of Friday, May 22. That’s the night Rhymesayers label and are considered proved torture as well as inspiration. He does a of mine, Amy Haltom—we graduated high when the joint hosts a concert featuring four progenitors of the Northwest hip-hop school together, and she’s a great cellist out of little of both on “Octopus,” but the line about local acts and some Tejano troubadours too. movement. Check out “Apollo 11” from the Bay Area—was like, “Hey, I’m coming out. a band playing a song called “In Us Confide” Purple Rock, a prog-rock ensemble Grayskul’s 2013 effort Zenith for an acute Do you wanna play?” And I was like, “Okay.” pretty much gives up the obscure, adroit fronted by Bryan Ramsey, headlines a show example of where musicians like this are going We had never played together and had conceit of this week’s concert preview. Confide different interests in music. So I asked Chris that also features New Mexican rockabilly with their space-age sounds. in me; trust me. Don’t close your eyes, and I’ll Dracup if he wanted to play with me at this punks Dead City Radio . DCR shares their Puro loco , local rappers Gaddo Spekktakk lead you toward something far more gig. It’s all blind rehearsals, man. Literally— name with bands in Austria and Scotland, as and Solar One begin the night’s diggable Chris had no music of mine, but he’s so badass entertaining than ghost towers and seated well as a recording by William S. Burroughs discourse on rhyme and rhythm. A wildly that he learned it. We performed a whole drones. and a song by Rob Zombie. They’ll be joined affordable cover charge of $15 ensures damn set at Low Spirits as a trio, and it was by Drink Me , a quartet whose tune “Bee’s entrance to the astral plane on offer, and this actually pretty cool. Thursday Knees” lives up to its title, if you like your rock Craziest gig? all-ages show should be damn good. It all Ha-ha! Okay, yeah, this happened when we all Let me be clear: The Jon Spencer Blues rollicking and jangly. Expect appearances by begins at 7pm, kids. Explosion doesn’t really play the blues. They worked at the Dingo Bar, back in the old, old Cynical Bird and Austin duo Voxburn (Edgar days. Do you remember the band The Meek? may, however, explode in a fiery demonstration Hernandez and Allante Vanderslice) too. It can be difficult to make sense of Syd Ronnie Wheeler was one of my best friends. of their ability to wantonly march through a Entrance to this mad, all-ages mix of music Barrett’s work. I’ll confide that although I like Those boys and I ended up being in ... we variety of other genres. But then again, I’m requires a $10 donation. After paying the most of it, sometimes listening can still be created a hard rock band for my music and just an aging hipster who is still convinced price, you can get in at 6:30pm for the 7pm called it Kimo’s Trousers. It was my music, but frightening; the moments of brilliance can be it was crazy. One day we were going to play in that the blues is sad, boring stuff. Discover show. overshadowed by wild tangents and your own truth about the storied trio when Socorro. So we loaded up the truck and were uncomfortable lapses. So high, you go, so low, on the way to Socorro. And one of the valves they land at Launchpad (618 Central SW) on Sunday you creep, as the man himself proclaimed. The on the engine blew. The truck caught on fire. Thursday, May 21. You weren’t planning on doing anything on same could be said for going out to a show. Just A cop stopped and called the dispatcher—who Comprised of the titular Jon Spencer, Judah Saturday night anyway, so why not rest up real like Barrett’s tuneage—just like life itself—it’s called Ronnie’s grandpa at home. He showed up with a flatbed, got it loaded and hauled us Bauer on guitar and vocals and Russell Simins good and prepare to bang your head like a calculated risk. But it’s a chance well worth on drums, the band has been productive for down to Socorro where we played a dang there’s no tomorrow on Sunday night at taking. a nearly 25 years. Drawing on a multitude of show at New Mexico Tech on time. a MAY 21-27 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [31 ] [32 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 21-27 , 2015 PRAIRIE STAR , Santa Ana Pueblo JeeZ LaWeeZ • bluegrass, folk • 5:30pm • FREE SONIC REDUCER Music RAILYARD PLAZA , Santa Fe Ben Lee • indie, pop, rock • David Berkeley • singer-songwriter • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Joanna Calendar SISTER Battle of the Golden Ages: Cumbia vs. Hip-Hop • 9pm • $5 Gruesome SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe The Alchemy Party • 9pm • $7 • Reggae Peanut Butter Dancehall Friday • 10pm • $5 -$7 (Slumberland) THURSDAY MAY 21 STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Escape Friday: DJ Devin • Chris de Jesus • 9pm • $10 for men Love: loud, female-fronted BEN MICHAEL’S Latin Jam Session • 7pm • FREE ST. 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Constructed from a sense of COOLWATER FUSION RESTAURANT Shane Wallin • soul, pop • OLD TOWN PIZZA PARLOR The Tumbleweed Trio • Western noncompliance that rarely retreats into personal 6pm • FREE swing, honky tonk • 6pm headspaces—instead expanding outward to THE COOPERAGE Breizh Amerika Collective • 8pm • $12 -$17 PONDEROSA BREWING COMPANY Ziatron • 5pm explore the world without—this recording is filled CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Kyle Martin • country • PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Party on the Patio: Saudade • to the brim with poptastic moments and 6pm • FREE Brazilian jazz • 6pm • $10 instrumental incursions into the fantastic. Tracks DIRTY BOURBON Local Band Weekend • 9pm • $5 RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 7pm • FREE DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Purple Rock • Dead City Radio • like “Can’t Keep Checking My Phone” and SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL The DCN Project • funk, soul • 6pm • “Extreme Wealth and Casual Cruelty” add a tasty Drink Me • Voxburn • Cynical Bird • rock, pop, FREE • ALL -AGES! Americana • 7pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! • See “Show Up!” SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe SO Sophisticated: DJ 12 Tribe • 9pm sense of reality to the otherwise otherworldly ENVY @ ROUTE 66 CASINO The Official Amy Schumer After STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Vegas Night: DJ Greg proceedings produced by UMO. (August March) Party • 9pm • FREE Lopez • 9pm • $5 for women; $10 for men GOUGH PARK , Silver City Silver City Blues & Bikes Festival • ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Sage Harrington • 6pm • FREE Hot Chip FREE • ALL -AGES! TLUR PA LOUNGE , Sandia Resort and Casino Tyrique & Why Make Sense? 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The human brain is a marvel, capable of tackling such complex concepts as "What is free will?” and "How can I best stalk my exes on the internet?” Why would we want to reallocate finite mental age 6 or so, it’s rare for someone to pick up a second resources toward performing a task we’ve already language without a non-native accent. outsourced to less-evolved beings? Americans have The whole sensitivity-to-sound thing does give famously fallen behind in the brain game—we’re not very young babies some weird abilities. At 6 months, even in the world top 20 for math, science or English-learning babies were found to be apparently reading test scores—and somehow I doubt raising a better than adults at distinguishing between the generation of human bomb-smellers is what’ll put us vocalizations of different rhesus monkeys (as back up where we belong. evidenced by C-Span ratings, this skill is lost in Honestly, I don’t know much about babies’ adulthood). But because so much of this learning and olfactory capacity, but if the other senses are any synapse-making happens based on experience, it guide, it’s probably pretty acute. The brain contains means that a deaf child will have a much harder time 100 billion neurons at birth. While that number learning a language at all if the initial rules aren’t stays the same through adulthood, the rest of the acquired within (roughly) the first 10 years of life. structure of the brain is more or less dependent on Something similar happens with vision, only its reaction with the surrounding environment. earlier. Baby brains are also better than adults at Synapses (the connections between neurons) form picking up very small visual differences—between and are strengthened based on external stimuli, and the seemingly indistinguishable faces of two we go from about 2,500 of them per neuron at birth monkeys, for instance. Like hearing, vision also can’t to 15,000 or more per neuron by the time we’re 2. develop without external cues: Babies born blind As we grow that number decreases at roughly the from cataracts will remain blind if they’re not same rate as our cuteness, until we arrive at removed by age 2, because the peak of synapse adulthood with more pimples than brain chains development in the visual cortex occurs earlier there (about half as many as at peak). than anywhere else in the brain. Part of the reason baby brains work in overdrive So-called critical periods for brain development is because they haven’t yet developed an efficient are rare, though; generally speaking, our brains are system for filtering the input they receive. By the incredibly adaptable. Children who have had huge time we’re adults, different regions have specialized chunks of their brain damaged or even removed can for different jobs (vision, hearing, face recognition, live almost completely normal lives. One woman in doing taxes, etc.), and we automatically screen out China has lived her entire life without a cerebellum— the information we don’t need, unless it’s on which accounts for only 10 percent of a brain’s mass Facebook. But babies are still processing basically but contains 50 percent of its neurons—and no one everything, which means they pick up on things noticed until she was 24. People whose primary adults can’t. visual cortex is damaged may still have “blindsight,” Language is a great example. From birth, a in which the brain can process visual input to avoid healthy baby will be able to start learning any obstacles and danger even though the brain’s owner language spoken by humans: synapses form after has no awareness of vision. they hear certain phonemes—a language’s basic So, sure, it stands to reason that a person’s sounds that when put together make up words— sense of smell might be improved by systematic use over and over again, allowing them to recognize the in early childhood. Perhaps somewhat more contrast between even very similar sounds. usefully, though, a baby could potentially learn Newborns can tell the difference between two dozens of languages or become wildly proficient in languages other than the one spoken in their home, music. 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