Bunnies for Honeys. Ed-Op 10 Oatebook IS Triangle Valentines. Sports 1« N 9 € l4 Comics 22 Classifieds 24 Entertainment 2t THETHANGU V # Volume 7J.Numbft I; PhiljKWphiJ. Ptnnsylvinij February 14,1997 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Copytlghi 0199 7 Th» Ttiingl* Student USGA proposes reorganization struck by Student government plans to adopt a new islative and the executive defined positions include a par­ branches into one group com­ liamentarian, a treasurer And a constitution. The student body must approve posed of 18 “senators.” Four of secretary. the change in a referendum first. these 18 senators would be fresh­ Every member but the presi­ car on men. dent would have a vote. Anh Dang be in place before the May stu­ Each of the elected senators Holtz said the final proposal NEWS EDITOR dent government elections. would be required to serve on for the Student Senate constitu­ Chestnut After four years of existence in The proposed model for stu­ two Student Senate committees. tion will contain “a check and its current form, the Drexel stu­ dent government will focus on The current structure specifies balance system built into the one Jonathan Poet dent government may soon tasks and actions, said Junior the existence of six committees; [student government] body MANAGING EDITOR undergo another transformation. Class Representative Sarah communications and institution­ among the committees.” Drexel student Jessica Fuhrer Undergraduate Student Gov­ Holtz, who chairs the USGA gov­ al advancement, academics, stu­ was struck by a car at the south­ ernment Association officers are ernance quality improvement dent life, finance, administrative USGA west corner of 33rd and Chestnut drafting a new student govern­ committee. services and elections. Adopted in the spring of 1993 Streets on Tuesday evening at ment model called Student The president and vice presi­ to replace Student Congress, the about 6:30 p.m., just two days Senate. With approval from a Student Senate dent would run on a joint ticket. USGA constitution is loosely before city police officers began University-wide student referen­ The preliminary structure of The president would preside based on the constitution of the issuing tickets to pedestrians and dum, this new constitution will Student Senate combines the leg­ over the Student Senate. Other See USGA structure on page 2 motorists for violating pedestri­ an-related traffic laws. Fuhrer is in stable condition at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, where she was Dragon Q>stume Debuts brought by ambulance immedi­ ately after the accident. Fuhrer, a sophomore major­ ing in materials engineering, was hit by a motorist as she exited the back seat of the car she was rid­ ing in. Fuhrer had left her book bag in the Drexel Bookstore ear­ lier in the day and was heading for MacAlister Hall to retrieve it. The car she was riding in, which was driven by senior Nick DiFranco, was stopped at the traffic light on Chestnut Street in the right-hand lane of traffic. Fuhrer got out of the car via the passenger-side rear door and began to run across the parking lane when a red Honda Prelude veered towards her to pass traffic stopped at the light. Cars are permitted to drive in the parking lane on Chestnut Street from 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. only. According to eyewitnesses, Fuhrer landed on the hood and slid up on its windshield. The driver swerved into a sign on the sidewalk, bringing the car to a halt. Fuhrer fell off onto the side­ walk. Fuhrer received a small frac­ ture on the back of her skull and broke her right fibula, a non­ weight bearing bone in the lower Noah Addis The Triangle leg, as a result of the accident. President Constantine Papadakis knights the new Drexel Dragon mascot at halftinne of the Friday, Feb. 7 men's basketball game against Northeastern in the She has undergone three CAT Physical Education Athletic Center. The new costume was a gift of the 1997 senior class. scans to monitor bruises on her brain, but for now feels well. She See Accident on page 2 Students lobby for activity fee control

Anh Dang McCarthy proposed that an process had not been a problem they reviewed the allocation NEWS EDITOR allocation committee consisting until last year, when then-USGA process on Feb. 3, according to In response to changes to the of student government members President Steve Martorano McCarthy. student activity fee allocation would vote on the distribution of attempted to give a major por­ Seven students attended the process proposed by Director of the fee. The student body presi­ tion of the fee to the athletic Feb. 12 USGA committee meet­ Student Activities Adam Gold­ dent, com ptroller, and CAB department, a non-student-run ing, chaired by USGA stein, juniors Chris McCarthy president would be ineligible for organization. Martorano’s inten­ Comptroller Riz Shavelle. All and Dan Bahar introduced an the committee. tion failed, and the resulting allo­ attendees who spoke, including alternative model on Feb. 12 An advisory board composed cation was not different from USGA President Nick Kampar- during a student government of students, faculty members and that of the previous three years. osyan and USGA Speaker committee meeting. administrators would guide the McCarthy also proposed spe­ Tehseen A. Khan, agreed that the McCarthy, who is president of process to ensure consistency. cific rules to reduce potential power to allocate activity fees the Campus Activities Board, Unlike the joint student, faculty problems the student govern­ should be left to the students. However, specific details in said their model addresses the and staff allocation board pro­ ment could face after the alloca­ McCarthy and Bahar’s model problems documented by Gold­ posed by Goldstein, the advisory tion decision is made. Following were left open-ended. Noah Addis The Triangle stein and his staff while keeping members would not have voting these rules would prevent confu­ sion and conflicts documented McCarthy and Bahar are The Student was struck by a car in the the allocation power solely in the power. by Goldstein and his staff when - See Activity fee on page 2 .parking lane of Chestnut Street., V students’hands. He noted-that the allocation University/Local The Triangle • February 14,1997

Bail set for suspects in local botched robbery THE TRIANGLE ASSOCIATED PRESS more than a dozen counts of kid­ the bandits captured three work­ morning, police said. But the Established 1926 PHILADELPHIA — Two sus­ napping, robbery and related ers from the check-cashing store, truck came and went without a pects were arraigned Sunday in offenses stemming from the along with the assistant manag­ move by the suspects. By mid­ connection with Friday’s botched robbery and hostage sit­ er’s husband, police said. morning Friday, police were Editorial botched robbery of a downtown uation, Philadelphia police Sgt. The bandits held the group tipped off to the plan. SWAT Editor-In-Chief Patricia O'Brien check-cashing agency. Earl Schoen said Sunday. hostage overnight at the assistant teams surrounded the store, Managing Editor Jonathan Poet Willie Small, 31, and Jay Diaz, Police say Small, Diaz and manager’s home, where another trapping 100 people inside. But News Editor Anil Dang 22, appeared in a Philadelphia perhaps up to six other suspects man was holding the woman’s 4- after a four-hour standoff, the Entertainment Editor BradW ible had planned to rob The Financial year-old daughter at gunpoint. people in the store were released Sports Editor Larry Rosenzweig courtroom and were ordered Photo Editor Noah Addis held on $1.6 million and Exchange, a check-cashing The suspects had planned to unharmed and no money was Eminence Grise John Gruber $900,000 bail, respectively. agency, on Friday. The scheme rob an armored truck at the taken. The people in the house The two are charged with began Thursday afternoon, when check-cashing store the next escaped unharmed Friday.

Administration Business Manager Jay Kimball Fee policy Advertising Manager Venu G addam idi USGA proposes reorganization Classifieds Manager Jonathan Mullen Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere altemative USGA structure from page / cers representing Greek life and mess. I told them ‘We’ll fix it.’” the college of engineering. Holtz said the process started United States, and features three Compared to the USGA struc­ in the summer term when the branches: judicial, legislative and ture, total Student Senate officers USGA governance quality developed SUffWrittrs executive. would decrease from 44 to 23, improvement committee Peter T. Buckley, Kathleen DIdinger, Activity fee from page 1 The USGA president is the but total voting officers would (GQIC) started to hold meetings. Nick DiFranco, Sean Murphy, RIshi Chadha increase from 20 to 22. This poli­ Chairing GQIC, Holtz said the only link between the three Columnists working with the USGA financial branches. Only USGA legislative cy is designed to increase committee first decided on the Michael Busier restructuring committee to iron officers are allowed to vote in chances of getting a quorum to duties of an ideal student gov­ perform official business, Holtz ernment. The members then Photographtrs out discrepancies. They hope to weekly meetings presided by the Christine Fitts, have USGA endorse their model USGA speaker. The check and said. compared those functions to the Michael Lawless to meet the Feb. 17 response balance system between the current USGA structure. Cartoonists deadline set by Goldstein. branches was hoped to bring Other changes “We looked at constitutions Don Haring, Jr., Jason Jensen, Goldstein’s own model was a accountability to student govern­ The chief justice would be from other schools,” said Holtz. Milbourne T. Monkey, Daniel Rosas result of a six-month review of ment. elected, but candidates would be “We read through them and saw Busintss Staff the current campus activity required to have served on the how other student governments Sachin Shah, John Wackes, funding. According to Goldstein, Vital changes judicial board for at least six [are organized].” Advisor Adam this model would provide a con­ The combination of the leg­ months. Unlike the USGA con­ Goldstein helped with the Contributing Editors Gene McMurray (Comics) sistent basis for the distribution islative and the executive branch stitution, the Student Senate process, but Holtz, USGA Chief and usages of the activity fee. would make the student govern­ chief justice would not be Justice Jason DiRosa and other ContrilMiting Staff Carlo Santoni (Distribution), Goldstein had said that he ment run smoother, said Holtz. required to attend weekly stu­ GQIC members decided on the Ashish Talati (Another Angle) must draft a policy and submit it She explained that executive dent government meetings. proposed structure. to Dean of Students Dianna Dale members of the USGA introduce Besides representing students by March 1. motions to be voted on by the at the University judicial board, Referendum Reverend Charles Brinkman, legislative officers who may not the USGA chief justice interprets The final draft of the proposed USGA co-advisor, told the Feb. be familiar with the material. the constitution and handles Student Senate constitution will 10 USGA assembly, “You must “This can pit one group against attendance issues during USGA be ready within a couple of treat this matter carefully. ... another,” Holtz said. meetings. A new position, parlia­ weeks, Holtz said. She expects to Once you give up the power, it’s A vice president and a parlia­ mentarian, is proposed to handle have a referendum to students by Contact Information gone.” mentarian would be the only two these issues instead of the chief early spring term. A majority of Mo(7. The Triangle Goldstein told The Triangle, new positions. The speaker posi­ justice. the student body vote is required 32nd and Chestnut Streets “No one is denying the problems tion and all other roles restricted The attendance exemption to adopt this structure. Philadelphia, PA 19104 that are existing. That’s a positive by class, major and special inter­ would also apply to the president If the referendum is passed, P/ione. (215)895-2585 step.” He said he is looking for­ est except for the senior class of the Campus Activities Board the spring student government fox. (215)895-5935 ward to receiving input from the president would be eliminated. and the senior class president. elections — typically held during E-mail: st92jgem@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu student government, and to The 18 student senators would Holtz said these positions the second week of May — will working with them to “find com­ not have specific responsibilities. require tasks which are time- elect senators and other Student mon ground and compromise on Holtz said, “We want to put peo­ consuming and mostly unrelated Senate officers. The successful Copyright ©1997 The Triangle. No work [the issues].” ple under functions, not titles.” to governance. candidates will take office a few herein may be reproduced In any form, in whole or in part, without the written con­ McCarthy said Goldstein’s She said the problem with the weeks later. sent of the Editor-in-Chief. role as director of student activi­ USGA system is that an elected Process Four years ago when a refer­ Opinions expressed within are not neces­ ties and USGA advisor is a “defi­ officer may have double or triple Last April when civil engineer­ endum was held to seek students sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is nite conflict of interest.” representations. She cited a theo­ ing major Holtz was trying to get approval of the USGA structure, published Fridays during the academic year except during examination and vaca­ McCarthy suggested that Gold­ retical case in which a sopho­ elected into the USGA, she 85 of 86 voting students tion periods. The Triangle Is published stein should temporarily step more class representative may recalled, “Everyone asked me approved the proposed student biweekly in the summer. down from advising USGA until overlap responsibilities with offi­ why I wanted to get-into such a government model. The Triangle's only source of income is the allocation policy is finalized. advertising; funding from the University is The USGA assembly did not not accepted. vote on McCarthy’s suggestion The Triangle is free to members of the Drexel community, but distribution is limit­ on Goldstein’s dual roles. Student hit by car on Chestnut St. ed to one copy per reader. Goldstein told The Triangle, Subscriptions may be ordered for $20 for “I think I’m doing what I should Accident from page 1 said that everyone on the scene bly tiny things that anyone could one year; display and classified advertising Inquiries may be placed at the addresses or be doing. I see no conflict there.” remained relatively calm during have done to prevent this, and at phone numbers above. Goldstein added, “It’s good that also has fluid behind her ears, the events. Murphy called the the same time there are hundreds [students] are looking at the resulting in dizziness and imbal­ scene “restrained panic.” He of little things that had to go problems, but people have a ten­ ance. said, “Whatever panic we had, right for her not to be more seri­ dency to shoot the messenger.” Fuhrer remembers initially we knew there were things we ously hurt,” said Murphy. Goldstein’s model for the allo­ getting hit, but not much else. “I had to do.” “I really think this drives cation committee is based on the Uiou^t it was a big, white Ford,” “I don’t remember putting’the home the point that it’s unsafe current Drexel judicial board. said Fuhrer. “But I’ve been told it car in park. I don’t remember for pedestrians__ We were a lit­ Colophon Student government would was a red Honda.” how I got to the sidewalk,” said tle dumb too, but police should Hardware select student members for the “I remember hitting the hood, DiFranco. After reaching Fuhrer, be ticketing these people,” said The Triangle Is produced using Apple board while the dean of students but ... I remember a lot of it as DiFranco said he “felt her pulse DiFranco. Macintosh and Power Macintosh comput­ would pick members from the though I was outside my body. I and after a couple seconds, she Fuhrer, who is from ers. Images are digitized with a Nikon Coolscan negative scanner and an Apple faculty and staff. Student mem­ was absolutely certain that it was squeezed my hand.” Elizabethtown, Pa., is still in the Color OneScanner. Prooft are printed to a bers would have a majority pres­ a dream,” she said from her hos­ According to Murphy, the dri­ hospital. Her doctor thinks she Hewlett-Packard LaserJet 4si MX; final ence. boards are printed to a Hewlett-Packard pital bed two days after the acci­ ver of the Honda was visibly may have to drop all her classes LaserJet 4MV. Each full-time undergraduate dent. upset and called the police on his for the winter term. “They don’t Softwara student pays a $100 activity fee Fuhrer said that the doctors cellular phone. A doctor who was think I can handle the rest of the Page layout Is designed using QuarkXPress. annually. Each spring, the USGA told her she didn’t know how old driving by the scene stopped to quarter. We’ll see... some cours­ Images are prepared for reproduction executive branch drafts an activi­ she was when asked in the emer­ using Adobe Photoshop and Ofoto. Text Is assist the group. es I think I can finish,” Fuhrer set In Adobe Minion and Myriad typefaces. ty budget proposal. This propos­ gency room. “Once it was evident she was said. al must be approved by a majori­ “I remember seeing the head­ conscious and she tried to sit up, Operation Crosswalk, a 90- ty of the USGA legislative branch lights of the car and not really once we knew she was intact, we day campaign for pedestrian to become official. The Student thinking anything of it ... I began to relax a little,” said safety in Philadelphia, began Activity Fee Allocation Commit­ thought she saw it,” said senior DiFranco. Thursday, Feb. 13. Under the tee, a USGA group composed Sean Murphy, another passenger “People had to tell her, ‘You program, city police officers are Milluhake* for cveiyonc if you rtcycit The Tritngic entirely of students, then allo­ in the car. just got hit by a car, sit down,’” increasing efforts to ticket pedes­ cates exact amounts to individual Murphy and DiFranco, who said Murphy. trians, motorists and bicyclists student organizations. are both Triangle staff members. “There are a million incredi­ who violate traffic laws. The Triangle • February 14,1997 Local/National C a n in e N. Dakota legislature approves s e n te n c e d t o d e a th hemp research at university

Dale Wetzel co farmers, whose main crop has sist, I am serious about” the bill, and smoked it,” she said. w in s ASSOCIATED PRESS an uncertain future because of Monson said. “This is as But Monson and Rep. Ron BISMARCK, N.D. — If hemp health concerns. American as baseball and apple Nichols said industrial hemp was acceptable to the founding If the study wins final pie.” could be a valuable alternative fathers as a farm crop, it’s at least approval, the research would After it won approval, the leg­ crop. Monson said it was pro­ fre e d o m good enough for a study today. have to include an analysis of islation was referred to the duced in the United States until North Dakota lawmakers say. possible markets, soil and grow­ House Appropriations Com­ after World War II. It has been ASSOCIATED PRESS The House voted 58-30 to ing conditions, seed availability mittee, which will examine its used for paper, building materi­ PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — require North Dakota State and police concerns. A report budget impact. • als, plastics an*d medicine, he Prince, a little boy’s four-legged University’s agricultural experi­ would be due by Aug. 1,1998. Industrial hemp is a relative of noted. friend who was condemned to ment station to research the The university estimated such marijuana, although it has very Nichols said farmers in North death after he killed a rooster, potential of industrial hemp as a a study would cost $75,000, but little of the substance pot smok­ Dakota’s northern tier need won a reprieve Tuesday — and crop. Monson said it need not neces­ ers rely on to get high, noted more options in growing crops. was ordered to get out of town. “Thomas Jefferson and sarily involve growing test plots Rep. RaeAnn Kelsch. “As we have more and more “Thank you, everyone,” 5- George Washington were both of hemp, which would make the Police worry about distin­ problems with disease and midge year-old Jeffrey Kristiansen said industrial hemp producers,” said idea much less expensive. guishing between the legal and and those types of things with following the city’s decision to Republican Rep. David Monson. He believes the legislation illegal stuff, said Kelsch, who our mainstay of hard wheat and lift his dog’s death sentence. Legislatures in several states could help attract private invest­ argued against the measure. durum, we’re going to need Jeffrey’s mother, Margaret are discussing hemp as an alter­ ment in hemp research, Monson “We thought it was best that some alternative crops to work Kristiansen, was ordered to fmd native crop, especially for tobac­ said. “Although lots of jokes per­ we just took this bill, rolled it up for us as well,” Nichols said. a new home for the 13-year-old black Labrador mix, somewhere outside this city of about 25,000. No deadline was set. Prince, whom Ms. Kristiansen nicknamed “Houdini” for his Computers used for cake decorating ability to escape from cages and leashes, was labeled a vicious dog Susan K. Schmeidiel younger Walsh went to a retail front of his bakery where cus­ the machine. under a city ordinance after FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS bakers’ show in Philadelphia to tomers can watch it working. The printing cartridge con­ killing a rooster in May. BETHEL PARK, Pa. — Bethel look at a new computerized “They see it happening and still tains the three primary colors; Vicious dogs are supposed to Bakery is a 42-year-old family cake-decorating machine. don’t believe it,” he said. the computer mixes them to kept leashed or locked up, but business steeped in tradition and “I even took some icing with And many customers who match the colors in the original Prince got away twice, once by on the cutting edge of baking me so I could see how the have seen the work the machine object. The quality of the copy breaking out of a cage and technology. process would work on our turns out don’t believe the pic­ depends on the quality of the another time by bolting when “This bakery is like a timeline unique icing,” he said. ture is edible. But it is. original. All types of documents Jeffrey opened a door. of baking history,” said owner The Bethel Park baker was so The system works like this: and photographs, even That earned the dog a death John Walsh. impressed with the Sweet Art The cake decorator places the Polaroids, can be reproduced on sentence under the “three- Walsh’s father, Morris, started computerized portrait cake object to be copied in an optical sheet cakes, round cakes, cheese­ strikes-and-out” ordinance and the bakery in 1955. In the early equipment that he purchased a scanner, where it is scanned by cakes, cookies and cupcakes. he’s been in a local kennel ever days, the only way to decorate $12,000 system. The machine, the computer. Sweet Art is the only company since. cakes was with icing squeezed which can copy any photograph The decorator can adjust the with a patent for the process, a Jeffrey said Prince got a bad from a pastry bag, explained or document onto pastry icing, color and size of the resulting fact that has John Waish worried rap. “He’s not the one responsi­ John Walsh. was delivered to the bakery image before a mechanical arm about the availability of replace­ ble — the rooster’s responsible,” In 1971, Morris Walsh pur­ before Christmas and was put uses a cartridge filled with food ment parts should the company he said last week. chased one of the first airbrush into operation earlier this color to “paint” the image atop go out of business. “A dog can’t be a dog any­ cake decorating machines in the month. The machine came with a the cake frosting. However, he and his father more,” resident Tim Record said city. training manual and the staff set “Our machine is airless; it uses both are thrilled with the new T uesday. “I went downtown with him it up by themselves. electronic spraying that doesn’t technology and the business it is Ms. Kristiansen said she’ll to buy it and I remember asking “We’ve all been in training blow holes into the icing,” said generating. interview prospective new own­ him, ‘Why do you want this?”’ since it came,” explained John Nick Hernandez, sales and ser­ “About every other call we get ers for Prince and work out a vis­ said John Walsh. Walsh. He set the computerized vice manager for Sweet Art, the is about the system,” said John itation agreement. A few months ago, the cake decorator on a stand in the Kansas City firm which makes Walsh. ■ Skinhead goes on trial In radal killings 'Je rty

Estes Thompson people, an evil brought back to arrests. She also said Burmeister told M ag u ire' ASSOCIATED PRESS life here in Fayetteville by this Burmeister, 21, of Thompson, her the white laces in his Doc FAYETTEVILLE, Pa. — A defendant and a gang called Pa., and Wright, 22, of Marten work boots symbolized former soldier gave Nazi salutes skinheads,” Dickson said. Lexington, Ky., are charged with white,supremacy. Burmeister puts judge in his barracks while listening to But the defense, in its opening first-degree murder and conspir­ told her that other lace colors a song by a white supremacist statement, called the case against acy to commit murder the had meanings: yellow meant the group, his former girlfriend testi­ Burmeister a tale of lies told by a deaths. The state is seeking the wearer had killed someone, blue to sle e p fied Tuesday at the start of his man trying to save himself. death penalty in both cases. meant a police officer had been trial in the deaths of two blacks. “R i^ t from the word go, lies,” * Jury selection in Wright’s case killed and red signified a Nazi, ASSOCIATED PRESS James Burmeister wrote in said defense attorney Carl is scheduled to start March 31 in she said. March 1995 that he had become Ivarsson. He said the state’s case Wilmington, where his trial has The victims — Burden, 27, . LOS ANGELES — A judge fell a skinhead, Kelly Cook Kelly of hinges on the word of Randy Lee been moved. Meadows, 22, of and James, 36 — were shot to asleep while watching “Jerry Susquehanna, Pa., testified. Meadows, who pleaded guilty to Mulkeytown, III., is expected to death on Dec. 7, 1995, on a dirt Maguire,” forcing him to post­ “I told him that being a skin­ conspiracy, and accessory testify in both trials. road near downtown in killings pone deciding whether to dis­ head was just a phase ... he told charges and is expected to testify ^ Mrs. Kelly described finding a that police said were racially miss a $110 million lawsuit over me I was right and it would be against Burmeister, a former Fort clianged Burmeister when she motivated. product placement in the Tom over when he killed someone,” Bragg comrade. visited him at Fort Bragg in The killings sparked an Army Cruise hit. U.S. D istrict Court Judge she said. “Randy Meadows looks out March 1995. He had shaved his investigation of extremism in its Prosecutors say the killing for Randy Meadows,” Ivarsson head and was wearing a flight ranks and led commanders to Stephen Wilson said Monday happened nine months later, said. “It’s unclear who shot these jacket with an iron cross on it, take active steps to identify and that he needed to finish watching the film before ruling on TriStar when Jackie Burden and Michael people, and no one really knows atttire frequently worn by skin­ drive out extremists. Invest­ Pictures’ motion to dismiss the James were shot to death while what happened.” “About the heads. igators said they found evidence suit filed by Reebok International taking a walk on a winter night. trial, it’s not about world history As the jury listened to the that Burmeister and Wright were Ltd., based in Stoughton, Mass. They were “gunned down, ... it’s not about Adolf Hitler ... song “Third Reich” by a group members of a skinhead group and that evidence pointed to the Wilson said that he probably merely because they existed, it’s not about Nazis ... it’s not called Rohowa, a relative of killings as an initiation into a will throw out parts of the law­ merely because their skin color about skinheads. This trial is Jackie Burden wiped a tear. group. suit, which claims producers was different,” John Dickson, an about the guilt or innocence of Rohowa stands for “racial holy Within the Army, the killings reneged on a deal to show a assistant district attorney, said in James Burmeister.” war.” The lyrics refer to killing resulted in new attitudes toward Reebok commercial starring his opening statement Tuesday. Burmeister, Meadows and a blacks and Jews. extremist behavior. All soldiers Cuba Gooding Jr. as the fictional The case is “a story of evil, an third defendant, Malcolm Mrs. Kelly identified for the were given additional training in football player Rod Tidwell dur­ evil that has its roots ... in Adolf Wright, are white and all were jury four German flags, including recognizing and dealing with ing the movie’s closing credits. Hitler and his gang of henchman members of the 82nd Airborne two with Nazi symbols, that had extremism. Trial is set for May 6. causing the deaths of millions of Division at the time of their hung from Burmeister’s ceiling. vv'ji o;Tif ?’ jrv r'.f c’.f--.tf.'^’l j'y r.( i'' .»( f '• I i ' I.'r.',«{'»•.* The Triangle • February 14,1997

CAB Fights for S tu den ts CAB Rejects Student Life Proposal

Dear Undergraduate Students: CAB SAYS NO! The Campus Activities Board has formally rejected the changes to the Student Activity Fee Allocation Procedure, proposed by the Office of Student Activities in the Division for Student Life. STUDENTS TO LOSE POWER CAB reiects the changes because the proposed structure decreas­ es student control over the Student Activitv Fee money by at least 80%. We are told that change is needed to handle the money in a more consistent and responsible manner. These goals can be sat­ isfied, however, without taking the control of students’ money away from the students. In the true "developmental’’ model of Student Life, students learn through responsibility and leadership. Students learn nothing when adm inistrators take away that responsibility and leader­ sh ip . KEEP YOUR Each student pays $ 100 specifically to fund student activities. There is no reason that adm inistrators and faculty should have any control over these funds. CAB urges all students who feel stron^y about these issues to express their opin­ ions to the Office of Student Activities in the Division for Student Life.

A m tr a k ASSOCIATED PRESS improper contracts. He is WILLIAMSPORT, Pa. — accused of not having contracts Embattled Lycoming County 10 times last year. International o ffic e coroner George W. Gedon Gedon also is accused of; turned himself in Tuesday after • Embalming four people and being hit with another 182 cremating four others without Wilmington will get charges of stealing from the dead proper authority. up to 250jobs in its and improperly documenting • Telling families that he rented funerals. new caskets for their relatives’ 215-222-6606 place. He was released after posting bodies prior to cremation, but $50,000 bail. the caskets were used. ASSOCIATED PRESS The four-term coroner is • Not maintaining funeral con­ Rrst Resiaurant on Campus SEnviiNq W ILM INGTON, Del. — already awaiting trial on 93 simi­ tracts for the required sbc years. Philadelphia will lose 190 jobs lar charges filed last year. Gedon • Stealing from the dead, includ­ iNTERNAliONAlCusiN^ HoNq KoNq SiylE when Amtrak locates its new has maintained his innocence ing $2,195 in jewelry from a national operations center here, and his lawyer, George E. Lepley woman whose funeral he han­ BAkEPy&DiiviSuM. the national rail carrier Jr., accuses prosecutors of throw­ dled in 1995. announced Monday. ing false charges at his client in Though Gedon said he saw no O t m t o o ^ k e r n t, f The selection of Wilmington the hope that one will stick. jewelry, city police photographs ended a heated competition with The new charges stem from a show a bracelet and rings. In Menu Indued: Peking Duck ( Our Signature Dish!), Seafood Philadelphia for the facility, said March 27, 1996, search of the another case, a father whose Combo, Buffalo Wings, GenenU Chicken, Cajun Bourbon Thomas Downs, Amtrak chair­ former Gedon Funeral Home, daughter was killed in an acci­ Chicken, Shrimp Tempura, Singapore Noodle, Pizza, Taco, man, president and chief execu­ where the coroner lived at the dent said he didn’t receive nearly Curry Chicken, Japanese Sushi, Shrimp Dumpling. tive officer. time, and aninvestigation by the $600 worth of jewelry she was Rottissorie Chicken, Mussel, Fresh Rosemary Polenta...... “It was very hotly contested,” state Bureau of Professional and wearing. Downs said. “We did this strictly Occupational Affairs. Gedon’s license to practice as 3901 Walnut Street, Phila., PA 19104 on economics. It was a business In 1995, police say, he failed to^ a funeral director was revoked decision from beginning to end.” provide 45 statements of goods 'last year by the state and he has Downs said the fact that and funeral services, and had 26 since sold his funeral home. Wilmington would provide a turnkey facility this fall was a key to the decision. Amtrak informed Phila­ delphia Mayor Ed Rendell and Amtrak employees in Phila­ delphia about 7 a.m., three hours before the announcement in Wilmington. 387-1213 Amtrak’s national headquar­ C J > ------ters will remain in Washington iz z a and its business headquarters / R E S T A WANT will remain in Philadelphia, rail­ 387-1260 road spokesman Clifford Black e / 71 said. 387-1213 Besides the Philadelphia jobs, another 30 will come from Baltimore and 10 from Washington, Amtrak said. The center will consolidate all operations, controlling all per­ sonnel and equipment and February Specials assigning maintenance and oper­ ating crews for every train nationwide, Amtrak said. Amtrak already has a substan­ tial presence in Delaware. Its Pizza of the month: maintenance yard north of Wilmington services engines and a yard close to Bear services rail cars. . “With today’s announcement, Barbeque Chicken there will be about 1,200 Amtrak employees in Delaware, which are good, high-paying jobs,” said Ijw g e S m a ll Sen. Joseph Biden, D-Del. The new facility, which will be in a renovated warehouse next to W as‘$ ^ ( 0 W a s $ 9 lO the Amtrak station, is expected to be occupied by Oct. 31. N ow $8.50 N ow $4.20 The center will provide 236 to 250 jobs paying on average $40,000 a year. The new jobs are expected to bring in $300,000 a February Specials February Specials year in state income tax and will IS become a key part of efforts to develop the city’s riverfront. One Free Topping “It’s a case of — if you locate with the purchase of any here, they will come,” Biden said. “Other businesses are sure to fol­ i $ l O f f ! low with this commitment by I I Amtrak.” The Riverfront Development Small ; A n y ; Corp., the corporation in charge of the city’s waterfront develop­ ment efforts, will renovate the I Large Pizza i Pizza warehouse and lease it to I I Amtrak, which will be able to I I buy the facility for $1 at the end _ Must mention coiipon when ordering _ Must mention coupon when ordering I for Jelitviy | for dehi>ery of the lease period. The renova­ ^ Can't l>c combined with any other offer ^ Can't Iv combined with any other offer tion is expected to cost about $11 million. 1^ offers expires HlSt97 j 1^ offers expires 2/28/97 j Amtrak will not be charged rent for the first year. Local The Triangle • February 14,1997 State seeks contractors to clear animal carcasses

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a d s p a r k s Yuri Kageyama much longer this kind of thing is Some Japanese were not con­ The delay in notification ASSOCIATED PRESS going to continue, I feel n^iser- vinced. seemed contrary to reforms T O K Y O — Stirring up new ill able — really depressed.” “This is outrageous. The U.S. announced by the United States will with authorities on Okinawa, Foreign Ministry official military often tries cover-ups. in December to make U.S. troops u p r o a r the U.S. military acknowledged Sadayuki Hayashi said the This time, the notification came less of a burden on Okinawa. A Monday that its jets mistakenly delayed notification was as so late. It is insulting,” Meisuke major element of the reforms, ASSOCIATED PRESS fired 1,520 uranium bullets dur­ regrettable as the accident itself. Kohiruimaki, who works with a promised as part of a renegotia­ CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. — ing shooting practice near the But the Japanese government group opposing the U.S. military tion of the U.S. military presence Body piercing met the Bible Belt island, then waited a year before also stalled the disclosure, hastily presence in Japan, told Asahi. on Okinawa, was to provide here. It was not a heavenly notifying Japan. calling a news conference only The uranium bullets are not more timely information on air­ match. U.S. officials said the bullets after the report of the bullets first classified as nuclear w eapons. craft accidents. The friction began when posed no environmental or surfaced Monday in The But Japan, the only nation to sus­ About three-quarters of the Piercings by Patience opened last health threat. It wasn’t clear why Washington Times. tain an atomic bombing, is 28,000 U.S. troops in Japan are week offering body ornamenta­ they waited until Jan. 16 to tell Japan also failed to tell local extremely sensitive to anything stationed on Okinawa, and resi- * tion, used clothing and display Japan about the gunfire at a firing Okinawan officials until after the radioactive. dent\> long have resented their space to young artists. range on an uninhabited coral newspaper report, the Asahi Uranium rounds are not presence. The September 1995 Body ornamentation is what island in late 1995 and early newspaper said in Tuesday’s edi­ allowed on training ranges in rape of a 12-year-old girl sent attracted the attention of City 1996. tions. Japan under U.S. Marine Corps tens of thousands of protesters Hall and the town’s clergy. But the incidents occurred at The U.S. government said the policy, although they are used into the streets. The issue has become so heat­ the height of tensions on bullets pose no health or envi­ during exercises on approved The already troubled efforts to ed that the shop has received Okinawa over the heavy U.S. ronmental danger, and that they ranges in the United States. shift some of the troops to other arson and pi(;keting threats, co­ military presence there and the are only as radioactive as old An AV-8B Harrier aircraft parts o f Japan probably will face owner Jason Giffen complained rape of a schoolgirl by three U.S. color T V sets. fired the 25-mm rounds — each even more opposition now that at a council meeting Monday. servicemen. “These are conventional containing 5.2 ounces of deplet­ Japanese trust in the U.S. m ili­ Giffen said opponents allege Okinawa’s governor was furi­ weapons, the gunnery range is ed uranium — because they had tary has been dealt another blow. that his shop promotes pornog­ ous at the delay in notification. isolated, and we felt this should been incorrectly labeled, the U.S. The U.S. m ilitary in Japan said raphy and immorality and “They keep saying they will make not have caused undue concern,” government said. Uranium is in a statement that it has intends to lead children astray. improvements, but it never hap­ U.S. military spokesman Lt. Col. used in some ammunition informed Tokyo that “it regrets Not true, Giffen said. pens,” Masaljide Ota said. Kevin Krejcarek told The because it can pierce armor and these incidents and the late noti­ A lth o u g h no state law sets age “When I start wondering how Associated Press. other hard material. fication.” limits, he said his store pierces no one younger than 16 and peo­ ple younger than 18 only if they are accompanied by an adult. Photo identification is required. “We want to give people something to do, other than drinking and smoking pot. ROMARIO'S That’s what people do around here, and I know,” said Melissa Wilkins, another co-owner. PIZZA Inciting the furor were draw­ ings of various body parts that & the shop can pierce — nose, lip, tongue and parts usually hidden by clothes. T h e q u e s tio n is h o w tho se south-of-the-equator drawings ED'S got out of the shop and into the hands of local clergy and City Council members. Wilkins said they were meant for adults only and accused the W i n g s town’s health inspector of dis­ tributing them without permis­ sion. Inspector Rita Bornstein did not attend the council meeting and could not be reached for comment on Tuesday at the Connellsville Health Department or at her part-time newsstand job. The Rev. Larry Hellein, presi­ dent of the Connellsville Ministerial Association, ack­ Lunch ~ Dinner nowledged he received the draw­ HOURS ings from Connellsville’s Health Department. Hellein originally expressed E a t -I n , T a k e -O u t , concern about the shop but now is urging caution and a search for F a s t D e l i v e r y facts in the wake of the meeting Monday. The alleged arson A l l D a y threats bothered him. 3 5 1 3 L a n c a s t e r A v e n u e “I’m not aware of the origin of that. But it’s those kinds of things 222-7135, 7136 that need to be dealt with a little 386-9549 m ore sanely,” Hellein said. Connellsville council took no a c tio n at the m e e tin g as the mayor explained the town, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, has no legal right to deny shop owners a business license. ED'S Romario^s j Romario's | Police Chief Charles Matthews ED'S Pizza Pizza said his department will protect Piercings by Patience like any 20\^NGS other place o f business. large cheese pizza Large pies i FREE 20 oz. Soda i And Councilman Ted .iMr 1 w/purchase of Chicken Finger ! Alisantrino said he supports $13.95 $11.75 1 or Chicken Nugget Platters ^ young entrepreneurs. MUST PRESENT COUPON. MUST PRESENT COUPON. ■ miict PUP^FNTroiiPON 1 “ But I ’ve seen the brochure,” MUST PRESENT COUPON. CANNOT BE COMBINED WITH OTHER CANNOT BE COMBINED wiTH OTHER Cy^JNOT BE IoMbS WT^ CANNOT BE COMBINED WITH OTHER • OTHER OFFERS. 1 he said. “W h y d id n ’t you stop at OFFERS. OFFERS. 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ASSOCIATED PRESS Sgt. William Muldoon said infor­ noted Heck’s absence at the OMAHA, Neb. — Using a mation from that and other house several months ago. rejects ebonies for portable heater to thaw frozen interviews led police to an area “I asked her (Ms. Kratisch) ground near a backyard dog­ near the doghouse. where Gerry was. She said,' He’s house, police unearthed the body Police began digging about 7 gone. I got rid of him,”’ the of a man missing since July. a.m. Tuesday. Four hours later, neighbor, Terry Slatinsky, said. ci^ s curriculum The body of Gerald M. Heck, the World-Herald said, officers “I thougjht they broke up.” 44, was found in his back yard, could see the body but had not Earlier in July, Ms. Kratzsch ASSOCIATED PRESS Her draft resolution would the Omaha World-Herald been able to pull it from the reported to police that Heck had LOS ANGELES — The school have made the district acknowl­ reported. Police said an autopsy frozen ground. struck her with a 3-foot stick. She board on Monday rejected edge ebonies as a distinct lan­ would be needed to confirm the Heck, who owned a painting had two bumps over her left eye, motions to accept ebonies as part guage. identification. business, had been missing since bruises, scrapes and red marks of its curriculum after black and The district’s teachers also His 31-year-old girlfriend, at least December when his on her right thigh and calf, the Hispanic groups said racism was would have had to spend up to Maryann E. Kratzsch, was arrest­ brother, John Heck, filed a miss­ report said. Heck was charged one of the driving forces behind 18 hours learning ebonies, and ed Monday night and was being ing persons report. The brother, with assault and battery and later bringing black English to the would have had to treat ebonies- held Tuesday on suspicion of who lives in Hazleton, Pa., told in the month with disorderly nation’s second-largest school spea*king children as if they homicide and use of a gun to police that Ms. Kratzsch told him cohduct. district. spoke a distinctly different lan­ commit a felony, police said. No she last saw Heck on July 22. Heck’s father, Marvin J. Heck Board member Barbara guage, like Spanish. formal charges had been filed. The police report said John of Hazleton, told the World- Boudreaux said she was “some­ After the motions were voted The couple lived together in Heck told police that he believed Herald on Tuesday that the fami­ what disappointed” in the vote, down, a substitute motion to the two-story home in south his brother may have been the ly wasn’t surprised it hadn’t but promised to make sure that review the district’s language Omaha. victim of foul play and a new heard from Heck in a while. He programs in Los Angeles are programs was approved. Three children living at the boyfriend had moved in the hadn’t visited the family in expanded to help all children Two months ago, ebonies was house were placed in protective house. Pennsylvania in years, Marvin master standard English. thrust into the national spotlight custody — two under the age of Ms. Kratzsch never reported Heck said. Last month, Boudreaux intro­ after the Oakland Unified School 5 who are the children of Heck Heck’s disappearance to police, “I just figured he was on one duced motions to train all teach­ District approved a proposal to and Ms. Kratzsch, and an 11- Muldoon said. Police questioned of his trips,” the elder Heck told ers to understand ebonies, or declare distinctive black speech year-old who is Ms. Kratzsch’s her after the missing persons the newspaper. “He used to just black English, and provide better patterns a separate language and daughter. report was filed, Muldoon said, take off, even when he was living teaching methods to help stu­ to teach students in that language Investigators received a tip and she told officers that she last with us. ... You didn’t know dents learn mainstream English. when necessary. Friday that indicated Heck was a saw Heck in July. Neighbors said when you’d hear from him.” victim of foul play and that Tuesday they never noticed any­ Heck and Ms. Kratzsch had police would find evidence of a thing suspicious at Heck’s home. been seeing each other for seven crime in Heck’s back yard. One neighbor, who would or eight years, said Marvin Heck, Homicide detectives ques­ have an occasional drink with who described the relationship as INTERNATIONAL tioned Ms. Kratzsch on Monday. Heck during the summer, said he "a little stormy.” HOUSE

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Patricia O'Brien Editor-in-Chief Jonathan Poet Managing Editor THE TRIANGLE Editorial Board Noah Addis Photo Editor Letters to the Editor Anh Dang News Editor Nick DiFranco Staff Writer ment, “They need to pay special of the student body I feel are C o m i c w a s John Gruber Emir)ence Grise attention to their environment,” capable to allocate this fee appro­ Larry Rosenzweig Sports Editor inappropriate this may be true for those stu­ priately. Brad Wible Entertair^ment Editor dents who are not used to living My understanding of the cur­ Editor: in the city, but I have lived here rent process is this: At the begin­ I would just like to voice my all my life and I am very aware of ning of the school year, the exec­ opinion on one of the comics my surroundings. Before anyone utive board brings a proposal to shown in the Feb. 7 Triangle. I makes this statement they need the legislative board outlining a really feel that the comic “el to remember that not all “bad budget that includes allocations camino con queso” (page 18) was people” look bad — my attackers to Campus Activities Board, Just Do It done in very poor taste. I don’t did not! Student Activity Fee Allocation think that people should be The one main thing that The Committee, USGA, and various allowed to print anything they Triangle needs to remember is groups which do not fall under If the Undergraduate Student Government wish in the student newspaper. I that there are feelings that a life SAFAC guidelines. This initial Association spent half the time solving student prob­ would be embarrassed if one of could have been lost last budget is voted on, and then lems that it does working on its own internal problems, my parents came to visit and saw Thursday; have some respect for these various groups determine it might get something done. Rewriting its constitution this issue of The Triangle. me, my family and also my fellow their own budget within their I know I’m just one voice, but classmates. I did not know that is a complete waste of time. The time would be much respective organizations. I think you should consider the the story was going to be printed spent solving student problems. ■The problems outlined in the Better things mentioned above before and didn’t get to tell my side, but report put forth by the Office of While the current governing framework for the you print future issues. I am glad that The Triangle print­ Student Activities deal with the USGA is not perfect, it is not an excuse for the organi­ Mayen L. Davis ed it because students should allocations to student organiza­ zation to get nothing done. It seems that the USGA Chemistry'98 know what’s going on at Drexel. tions which fall under SAFAC But maybe if The Triangle got the thinks that a new constitution will magically result in a guidelines. whole truth before writing th« student government that is effective. Student safety in These allocations are separate story there would be no problem. The truth is that students could get things done if from the initial budget proposed hands of security they wanted to under the current framework. Four by the executive board. I agree Editor's note: Name withheld at years ago, USGA president Chris Grazioso got things Editor: that there are problems with the writer's request. SAFAC allocation process, but done. He led student government in getting tiie barbe­ I am responding to the article in the Feb. 7 issue of The Triangle the solution does not lie in the cue installed at Buckley Field. He got computer equip­ (“Dorm area gets more security C ontrol of fee disempowerment of the students ment for the student organization resource center. He patrollers,” Page One) about the elected by their peers to handle butted heads with administrators and insisted on stu­ student who was robbed last should stay w ith this issue. dent input in University projects. Thursday. I am that student and I As to Mr. Goldstein’s com­ s t u d e n t s What we need in USGA is better leaders, not a new want to comment on the state­ ment that the festructuring may constitution. ment made by security that the Editor: not be “in the best interest of added patrolmen do not guaran­ As a Drexel student with no USGA, but it is best for the stu­ tee students’ safety. I understand Undergraduate Student Govern­ dents,” I am a student, and I this, but it is their job is to assure ment Association or other stu­ voted for students I felt repre­ our safety! We (students) are dent organization affiliation I am sented my best interests. If they paying their damn salaries and outraged at the proposal coming do not succeed, I will vote differ­ they act as if they are doing us a from the Office of Student ently next year as is my right, but favor. In a way they are, but Activities regarding the restruc­ if they relinquish their power to remember that they would not be turing of the student activity fee represent the students in any doing it if they weren’t getting allocation process. I pay the $100 issue, what is their function? paid. fee every year, and I vote in the Jennifer M. Justice As for Mr. Gollotti’s state­ USGA election to elect members Chemistry '98

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Chris Puzak: Commentary Information systems major finds himself

People are always asking me what it is tems. Teachers in the halls of the Rush respond with “Who wants pizza?” Then welfare” like Penn students do. that I do at Drexel. Residents of this fine building can be heard to muttering, the pizza delivery guy would come in with So information is my business, and city are always asking me things like “Hey “Thank God I don’t have to take calculus.” pizza. business is good. You may think I’m just punk, whatcha doing here? This ain’t your When I finally got to Drexel, I was hop­ We were so thrilled with the fact that sitting in my dorm room, alone, surfmg turf!” ing someone else in my major had both­ whoever was teaching the seminar for the Web, but in actuality I’m harnessing Well, most of my time at Drexel is ered to ask some questions at orientation. engineers was probably throwing packs of the sheer power of the Internet. Laugh now devoted to information systems. But what No such luck. My fellow students were just saltines into the middle of the room and if you will, but once I learn how to take all exactly is information systems? What as clueless as I was. * having students fight over them like rabid the money from your bank account and exactly goes on in the Rush building, home Keep in mind that we weren’t those wolves while we got to have pizza, that we put it in my bank account, it’s not going to to so many students not crazy enough to trendy, jump-on-the-bandwagon, I-can’t- forgot about finding out the details of our be so funny, is it? ' become engineers but not having enough cut-it-in-E4 types who wash up like drift­ major. Seriottsly though, my classes in infor­ body piercings and purple hair to become wood in the winter term of freshman year. One time, Dr. Hall neglected to get mation systems have taught me a lot about Nesbitt students? We were the true believers. We didn’t pizza. Instead, he took us on a field trip to how humans and computers interact and I joined the information systems pro­ know what we believed in, but we were a museum to meet someone who had actu­ how to make sure that people are able to gram after I was shown a pie chart at an very enthusiastic about it. ally majored in information systems. It utilize computers to their greatest poten­ open house that said I’d get to use com­ I think the plan was that someone was there that we learned what we do with tial. puters and would only be taking three would bring up the topic of “What do we an information systems degree. After per­ And as I am about to embark on my terms of math, while other majors would do here?” in our university seminar class,' sistent heckling and threats, we learned first co-op, I will learn how to use those have to take 60 terms of math and would but that never worked out. Dr. Hall, our that our job is “dealing with information.” skills to make the computing world a bet­ be receiving calls in the middle of the night teacher, would patiently listen to us com­ Not the most informative thing we could ter place for everyone. Failing that, I will from members of the math department plain about homework, teachers, and bad have learned, but I had to admit that say­ learn how to be really mysterious and demanding solutions to differential equa­ food in the cafeteria. ing “I’m going to be an information spe­ vague. tions. Once in a while, someone in the back of cialist” sounded a lot cooler than saying This is why everyone who is in informa­ the room would ask “Hey, what exactly is “I’m going to write code” like computer Chris Puzak is a sophomore majoring in informa­ tion systems majors in information sys­ information systems?” Dr. Hall would science majors do, or “I’m going to be on tion systems. He just pretended to like the pizza.

N ick D iFranco: A Thum bnail Sketch Valentine's Day is about sincerity, not gifts For the uninformed challenged. I’m pretty much broke, really. to let this Valentine’s Day become a total feeling, any more depth, to the “I love out there, this edition of That, of course, is a problem during gift- wash and it was up to me and my creative you” that went with the stuff. The Triangle hits the giving seasons. genius to prevent tihat from happening. Oh sure, if I had the cash I’d still be stands on Friday, Feb­ All of a sudden, the things that I wanted In the course of my thinking, I began to gearing up for a romantic dinner in New ruary 14, Valentine’s to do for Valentine’s Day — a weekend wonder about what exactly all of this York’s Finger Lakes or a bustling night on Day, no less. trip into the country, maybe, with dinner Valentine’s Day hoopla was about. the town in Washington, D.C. I don’t have Anyone who is at all at a secluded little inn — became as After all, can’t this be a “Hallmark the cash, but I do have the love. familiar with me knows unreachable as Gary Hart’s presidential Holiday?” Aren’t we just running around So, Liz, in place of a weekend getaway I that I’m the biggest aspirations. to satisfy the bottom line of a chain of offer my heart, with no pretenses, no sucker around for gift-giving holidays. Of course, all that is my own fault. I greeting card stores? To some extent we strings attached. In place of dinner in the Christmas, Easter, birthdays — hell, I’d blew through my savings rather quickly, are. city’s finest restaurant I’m giving you all give gifts on Arbor Day if I had the time to and with the specter of an added term of But it doesn’t have to be that way. the attention I can possibly muster. And to shop. school — and remember the days of the Valentine’s Day isn’t about giving gifts, replace the big gift and oversized flower But Valentine’s Day is different. I don’t co-op income boost — I’m kind of a living cards, flowers, candy or any of that stuff. arrangement, I have just a humble “I love just enjoy giving Valentine’s Day gifts — I shoestring right now. It’s what is behind all of those material you.” revel in it. I try to plan my Valentine’s Day But what does that leave me for objects — the simple “I love you” that they Happy Valentine’s Day. festivities well in advance. Flowers, candy, Valentine’s Day? Well, it left me feeling all represent — that matters. cool little gifts — I’ve got that stuff down like a schmuck for one thing. Talk about a Valentine’s Day isn’t about gifts. No sir, Nick DiFranco is a particularly sappy senior major­ cold. lack of common sense and foresight. it’s about love. So concerning myself with ing in mechanical engineering, Contributions to This year, however, is different. You Seriously, though, what it left me to do grandiose plans and crazy schemes may his Ides of March gift drive can be sent care of this see, this Valentine’s Day I’m financially was some serious thinking. I wasn’t willing have been fun, but it didn’t give any more newspaper.

M ichael Busier: The Prolocutor Flat federal income tax should be considered Congress will soon begin to debate the hour instead of your normal rate of $10 ers, which is definitely not a good idea. income tax returns. merits of completely overhauling the fed­ per hour. You figure that $15 per hour for The change we need is one that would Our goal will be to find enough reasons eral income tax sy^-Um. Some members of eight hours is $120 for the day. With that tax income consistently and fairly, and in the 1,139,000 word Internal Revenue Congress want to i eplac.e the overly com­ in mind you agree to work on Saturday. would encourage individuals to work code to minimize the amount of tax dol­ plex progressive tax v ’ a a simple tax sys- The following Friday your paycheck more and take chances. We need a plan lars we owe. We will do this with the tem. What tr venue policies will arrives. You open the envelope expecting that raises revenue fairly. We need a flat knowledge that some of the deductions we Congress examine; to see a $120 increase. To your surprise the rate, or proportional, tax. take may not be allowed if we are audited Under the current progressive system, check amount has only increase by about Under one suggested plan every by the IRS. But the chance of that happen­ individuals are discouraged from working $60. What happened? American would pay a 17 percent tax on ing is low enough to warrant “the gamble." harder and producing more. Why? As your income increased, your tax rate all income earned above a livable mini­ The flat rate tax would eliminate all of this. Because as an individual’s income increas­ increased so that your extra income was mum. There would be absolutely no The idea of a tax that raises revenue in es his tax rate increases such that his net taxed at the higher rate. The result is so deductions for anything and no complicat­ proportion to income is not new. But it is gain is much smaller than the actual disappointing that you tell your employer ed tax return at year’s end. This would be an idea whose time has come. Remember income earned. Although the current sys­ you are not interested in working on infinitely fairer. No person would be over­ this view when you are paying large, tem is not as bad as it once was, maybe this Saturday anyone. Yes, progressive taxes taxed or under-taxed. Some studies indi­ unreasonable sums to your accountant to has happened to you. destroy incentives. cate this change would add more than one complete your 1040. Remember the anger, On a Friday afternoon your employer We need a fundamental change in tax percentage point to the real growth rate, frustration and sense of helplessness when gives you your weekly paycheck covering revenue philosophy. And not a change creating up to one million jobs and raising all the forms are finally completed. the Two tlays previously worked. He asks if that taxes consumption, like sales taxes, more tax revenue. After all, isn’t 17 per­ Remember, too, that there is a better you would like to work on Saturday. You cigarette taxes and gasoline taxes. Even if cent of $7 trillion larger than 20 percent of way. tell hliu that you are not really interested, we exclude necessities from the tax, these $5.5 trillion? sinct* Srttuiday and Sunday are your only are highly regressive and therefore place Sometime, in the next couple of Michael Busier teaches economics in the MBA free days. He says he wilt pay you $15 per an undue burden on lower income earn­ months, most of us will complete our Program at Drexel. 12 The Triangle • February 14,1997

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* Valentine's Day. A Nirvana Laser Show at the The Philadelphia Flyers A Basketball Doubleheader vs. * Opera North Recital. 3p at the Franklin Institute. Pick up free versus the Pittsburgh Pen­ Hofstra. Men's game at Ip, Settlement Music School, 416 A M o vie: C ritters at the CAB tickets from 6-6:20p at guins at the CoreStates Women's game at 3p. In the Queen Street. Call 849-0336 Video Lounge. Show times Calhoun Hall. Buses leave in Center. 3p. Call 455-4500 for PEAC. for more information. 10a, Ip and 4p. Admission front of Calhoun Hall from 6p ticket information. free. A Flick: Get on the Bus. 8p in until start of show at 7p. Call Nesbitt Hall's Stein Audi­ A Flick: Get on the Bus. 7p, CAB at 895-2575 for m ore torium. Admission $2. 9:30p and 12m in Nesbitt Hall's information. Stein Auditorium. Admission * Temple University Concert $2. Choir Performance. 4p at the Church of St.-Martin-in-the- Fields, Willow Grove Avenue and St. M artin's Lane in Chestnut Hill. Call 204-8307 for more information.

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• President's Day. The Uni­ A Movie: Daryl at the CAB Video A Movie: Days of Thunder at the A Movie: Don Juan DeMarco at A Movie: Dumb and Dumber at versity is closed. No classes will Lounge. Show times 10a, Ip CAB Video Lounge. Show the CAB Video Lounge. Show the CAB Video Lounge. Show be held. and 4p. Admission free. times 10a, Ip and 4p. times 10a, Ip and 4p. Admis­ times 10a, Ip and 4p. Admis­ Admission free. sion free. sion free. * The Philadelphia Phantoms ANational Engineer's Week versus the Kentucky Thoro- Faculty Jeopardy in the Main ANational Engineer's Week ANational Engineer's Week A Flick; Sleepers. 7p, 9:30p and blades at the CoreStates Building's Great Court. 1-1;30p. Faculty Jeopardy in the Main Faculty Jeopardy in the Main 12m in Nesbitt Hall's Stein Building's Great Court. 1-1:30p. Building's Great Court. 1-1:30p. Auditorium. Admission $2. Spectrum. 7p. Call 465-4500 A EYE Openers m eeting. Every for ticket information. Tuesday at 8p in 3029 Mac- A Coffeehouse in Myers Tutor AThe Women's Basketball ANational Engineer's Week Alister Hall. Lounge with live acoustic Team takes on the Hartford Design Competition in the music. Free food and bever­ Hawks. 7p at the PEAC. Main Building's Great Court. A Student Ambassadors meet ages. Starts at 7:30p. 12n-2:30p. at 5p in the admissions office A Movie: Sankofa, an indepen­ of the Main Building. Students A Late Skate. Campus Activities dent film that explores black ASeventh Annual Madrigal who are interested in working Board presents a Wednesday consciousness and the middle Dinner and Concert. Spon­ with prospective Drexel stu­ night skate at Penn's Class of passage of slavery. At the sored by the Department of dents can stop by or call 895- '23 Ice Rink, 32nd and Walnut Grand Hall, Creese Student Performing Arts. Call 895-4915 1015 for more information. Streets. 1 l:30p-1;30a. Admis­ Center, 8p. Admission free. for ticker information. sion $2. Datebook submissions may be dropped off at The Triangle, 3010 MacAlister Hall.

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Noah Addis The Triangle Drexel's Tom Dearborn and Boston University's BJ. Fearrington wrestle for the ball in a game on Feb. 9. The Dragons beat the Terriers 73-42. Dearborn was perfect from the floor, hitting 2-for-2 from three-point land and making all of his free throws for a total of nine points. %

Chuck Guittar led the team with 22 points, Confidence or cockiness? BU coach Dennis W olff was including four three pointers. Overall the asked what he thought about the Dragons hit 1 l-for-20 from beyond the arc. calls of “Overrated” heard from the PEAC crowd. His response? “W e’re leaving Philadelphia in Greg Gaffney three-point play, first place.” This from a coach Drexel 73 giving them a 42-23 lead going whose team had a hard time Boston University 42 into the locker room. putting away Northeastern, “Getting out to the great start Towson State and Delaware, and Nick DiFranco in the first half was a real key,” who finally got blown out by the TFIANGltSPOmS WRITER said Dragons Head Coach Bill Dragons. Boston University senior for­ Herrion. “Not that the game was ward Tunji Awojobi may be the over, but it gave our kids a lot o f Offensive play of the game best player in America East this confidence.” Chuck Guittar’s three pointer year — he’s nationally ranked in For the game, Drexel held with 3:10 left in regulation made scoring, rebounding and blocked Boston to a mere 29 percent him 4-for-5 on the evening from shots — but Sunday afternoon in shooting percentage from the the arc. It was the final nail in a the PEAC, Awojobi was all but floor, including an abysmal 0- coffin for BU. Guittar finished invisible as the Dragons blew his for-10 three-point performance the game with 22 points. Terriers off the floor, 73-42. in the second half. BU’s leading Drexel never trailed in the scorer, sophomore LeVar Folk, Player of the game contest, jumping out to a 10- finished up with 18 points, fol­ Chuck Guittar spearheaded point lead in the first 10 minutes lowed by center )oey Beard with the Drexel attack with his steady of the game. The Dragons shot 10. defense of Boston’s Tunji an inspired 56 percent in the first The Dragons rode a 22-point Awojobi, holding the senior half while committing only four performance from senior for­ standout to only eight points and turnovers. The Terriers, mean­ ward Chuck Guittar, who hit scoring 22 of his own. “The post while, couldn’t buy a basket. eight of 13 field goals and four of defense and defensive rebound­ Awojobi was l-for-5 from the five attempts from beyond the ing are the areas where he’s really floor, and his supporting cast arc. Sophomore guard Mike improved,” said Herrion about could only manage a meager 21 DeRocckis picked up 13 points, Guittar, who pulled down four Michael Lawless The Triangle points on their own. The and senior guard Jeff Myers hit boards on the afternoon. Freshman Joe Linderman puts up a shot in Drexel's game against Boston Dragons ended the half with a for nine. See Men on page 20 University on Feb. 9. Linderman had seven points and six rebounds. The Triangle • February 14,1997 Sports 1 7 Women take two in Beantown

Drexel 57 Drexel 62 Northeastern 47 Boston University 59

Larry Rosenzweig Larry Rosenzweig SPORTS EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR The women’s basketball team The women’s basketball team extended its conference winning came from behind in the final streak to four games, defeating seven minutes of play to defeat Northeastern 57-47 on Feb. 6 in America East rival Boston Boston. The win propelled University 62-59 in Beantown on Drexel’s record to 8-6 in Feb. 8. America East, 10-11 overall. The Dragons jumped out to a “We were struggling early,” 7-2 lead 2:40 into the contest, but said Head Coach Kevin M urph y. the Terriers (6-5 America East, “Shots weren’t dropping for us 2-12 overall) went on a 9-2 run and Northeastern was real and took an 11-9 lead. BU aggressive with their defense. increased its lead to 17-13 and They played tough man-to-man maintained the lead going into ‘D ’ and did a nice job of keeping the final minutes of the half. us off stride in the first half.” W ith 1:17 left in the half K im At the end of the half, Drexel Koschineg hit a layup from the was down 25-22. right side and was fouled. She hit “I was real disappointed [with the free throw to give the our defense],” said Murphy. Dragons a 26-24 lead. However, “Some of their shots were easy the Terriers hit a three with 33 shots. We talked about that at seconds to go and ended the half halftim e.” up by one, 27-26. The Drexel offense woke up in In the second half, the the second half and outscored Dragons came out firing and their opponents 35-22 to take the quickly regained the lead on a 57-47 win. The Drexel defense layup from Maureen Michaels. played well, holding the Huskies’ Baskets from Michaels, Laura leading scorer Tesha Tinsley to Lyons, Jenna Vebrosky, and 14 points, four below her season Stephanie Mix increased the average. No other Northeastern Drexel lead to eight at 38-30. player scored in double figures. BU came back to tie the score “When you hold a team in at 44 midway through the half their own gym to 47 points, you and held a three-point lead three have to be pleased with the minutes later. However, the defensive [play],” said Murphy. Dragons went on a 10-2 run, The win, the Dragons’ first ending with two baskets from ever at Northeastern, upped their Koschineg, to take a 58-53 lead America East record to 7-6, 9-11 with 2:15 left in the game. overall. BU attempted a comeback, “We did what we had to do to but Drexel matched them point- get a road w in ,” M u rp h y added. for-point and came away with a 62-59 victory. Player of the game The win was the Dragons’ Kim Koschineg had a great sixth in a row and upped their game, leading the Dragons with conference record to 9-6, 11-11 18 points and four assists. She overall. The win also marks the was also tied for the team lead first time Drexel has had a .500 with seven rebounds and four record this season. steals. She hit two of four from three-point land. Player of the game “Kim has given us good lead­ Kim Koschineg hit two key ership on the floor,” said Head baskets in the finals minutes of Coach Kevin Murphy. “W e’re play to help the Dragons to their looking for Kim to score, but I victory over the Terriers. She had think the overall development in a team-high 17 points on 6-for- Kim ’s game has helped her on 10 shooting, and also had three the offensive end of the floor. assists in 33 minutes o f play. See Northeastern on page 19 See Boston U. on page 19

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Drexel 57, @ Northeastern 47 Drexel 62, @ Boston U. 59 Drexel 22 35 — 57 Drexel 26 36 — 62 Northeastern 25 22 47 Boston University 27 32 _ 59 DRAGONS (57) DRAGONS (56) ft reb fg ft ■. reb fg mln m-a m-»‘v a pf pts rnin m-a rn-a o-t a pf pts Lyons 33 1-4 4-6 • M-4 1 2 6 Lyons 32 4-7 7-9 1-6 3 1 15 Vebrosky 26 4-6 0-1 2-6 0 1 8 Vebrosky 25 4-11 1-2 2-6 0 1 9 Michaels 37 5-12 1-2 1-2 2 3 11 Michaels 39 5-12 2-3 1-6 3 3 12 Davis 32 3-6 2-6 2-7 2 2 B Davis 31 1-7 0-2 3-5 1 3 2 Koschineg 38 5-11 6-7 0-7 4 2 18 Koschineg 33 6-10 5-5 1-3 3 2 17 McGovern 7 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 McGovern 11 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 2 0 Bielli 3 0-0 1-2 0-0 0 0 1 Bielli 5 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Mix 24 2-4 0-0 2-3 0 1 5 Mix 24 2-5 3-3 0-3 0 0 7 Totals 200 20-43 14-24 9-34 9 11 57 Totals 200 22-52 18-24 9-32 10 12 62

Perc«nU9«i: FG .465; FT .583; 3pt 3-9, .333 (Koschineg 2, Parctntagat: FG 423, FT .750, ipt 0-7, .000 Taam Mix 1). Ttam Rtboundi; 4. Blockid Shots: 3. (Michaels 1, Rabounds:2 BlockadShoti: 2 (Vebrosky 1,Koschineg I). Davis 2). Tumovtr*: 22. (Lyons 4, Vebrosky 2, Michaels 5, Tumovan; 10. (Vebrosky 2, Michaels 1, Davis 3, Koschineg Davis 4, Koschineg 4, McGovern I, Mix 2). 10. 3, McGovern 1). Steals: 5. (Lyons 2, Michaels I, Mix 2) (Vebrosky t, Michaels 4, Koschineg 4, Mix 1). TERRIERS (59) reb HUSKIES (47) fg ft rnin rn-a rn-a o-t a pts fg ft reb pf mln rn-a m-a o-t a pf pts Gourdet 34 10-17 3-4 3-n 1 4 23 40 3-8 0-5 1 Herzog 32 4-12 0-0 2-5 2 2 9 Nicholls 0-0 2 6 3-8 3-4 4 7 Tinsley 28 6-14 1-1 3-5 2 3 14 LaPlante 19 1-2 0 6-14 4-9 3 15 Schultz 30 2-5 0-0 1-2 0 5 4 Norris 32 0-2 2 Gallagher 32 2-11 1-2 1-4 4 3 5 Burroughs 33 2-12 1-2 3-6 3 4 5 1 1 Bright 26 4-7 0-0 0-3 2 5 8 Powers 17 0-5 0-0 0-2 0 3 0 Almengot 32 1-3 3-5 1-2 3 3 5 Millett 15 0-1 0-0 0-0 2 Heather 3 0-0 0 0 0 DiMarla 7 0-2 0-0 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-0 Neuschaefer 0-0 0 2 3 Destefano 12 1-3 0-0 1-4 0 1 2 8 1-1 0-0 25-65 5-10 12-38 13 20 59 Totals 200 20-58 5-8 14-33 12 23 47 Totals 200

PtK M ligti: FG .345; FT .625; 3pt 2-8, .250 (Herzog 1, Parcantagai: FG .385; FT .500; 3pt 4-18, .222 (Norris 3, Tinsley I,.Twrn Raboundt:4 Blocktd Sholt; I. (Bright t). Neuschaefer I). Taam Rabounds; 3 Blockad Shots: 4 Tumovtn; 2). (Herzog 6, Tinsley 2. Schultz 2, Burroughs Noah Addis The Triangle (GourcJet 1, LaPlante 2, Powers 1). Turnovan: 16. (Gourde! 1, Bright 6, Aimengot 3, Destefano t) Steak: 10 (Herzog 2, Nicholls 2, LaPlante 3, Norris 4, Gallagher 2, Powers 2. 1, Schultz 3, Burroughs 2, Bright 1, Almengot 2, [3estefano Tiffany Davis looks to pass the ball in Drexel's game 67-60 loss to Lafayette on Feb. 10 at the PEAC. Earlier in the week, Neuschaefer 1) Steals:2. (Gourde! 1, Nicholls I). A: 225 t). Drexel won two road games against conference rivals Northeastern and Boston University, 57-47 and 62-59, respectively. A: 132 1 8 Sports The Triangle • February 14,1997 Men fall to S t Joseph's by one

standings are tossed out the win­ this rivalry has become known 63 Dragons more opportunities to The Hawks forced eight StJoseph's dow and the games are as unpre­ for. handle the basketball. turnovers in the half and kept a Drexel 62 dictable as can be. In the end, though, the score In the end, it came down to a hand in the face of nearly every With the Hawics coming off a was a familiar but disheartening one-point game with a minute to Drexel shooter. Jeff Myers man­ Nick DiFranco huge win over nationally ranked sight — St. Joe’s over Drexel, 63- go. However, in the closing sec­ aged only three points in the half TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER Xavier and the Dragons just hav­ 62, in another hard fought game onds Myers lost the handle on a and tossed up just six shots. It seems that whenever the ing blown out Bostoq University that came down to the wire. driving layup and Mike Freshman center Joe Linder­ Dragons step on the court to face at the PEAC, this year’s matchup This year’s edition didn’t start DeRocckis couldn’t put the ball man was held to just seven the Hawks of St. Joseph’s promised to offer an extra dose out like a squeaker, though. The in the basket off the ensuing points. Overall, the team shot University, the records and of the drama and intensity that Hawks jumped out to an early loose ball. only 22 percent from the field in 12-point lead on the shoulders of the half. center Nemanja Petrovic and Player of the game M en's basketball standings guard Rashid Bey. The Dragons Jeff Myers earned himself an were plagued early by poor impressive double-double upditrd:/IO M en's basltetball Amtrica East Ovwall shooting and a spate of against the Hawks. Myers scored W L Pet. W L Pet. turnovers. The Hawks led 35-21 25 points and collected 11 Feb. 11 Boston University 13 1 .929 18 4 .818 at halftime. rebounds. He shot 8-for-17 from @ St. Joseph's 63, Drexel 62 Drexel 21 41 — 62 Orcxel 13 2 .867 17 7 .708 The second half began much the field and 8-for-9 from the St. Joseoh's 35 28 63 Hartford 10 4 .714 15 7 .682 like the first, and St. Joe’s foul line. He also had two steals. DRAGONS (62) Hofstra 8 7 .533 n 12 .478 increased the margin as far as 15 fg ft reb min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Delaware 7 8 .467 13 12 .520 points at the 14-minute mark. Pressing hard Myers 39 8-17 8-9 2-11 2 0 25 Vermont 5 8 .385 12 9 .571 After trading baskets for ten Guittar 40 4-13 0^) 4-10 5 2 9 Drexel had a tough time deal­ Linderman 37 4-9 7-11 3-7 1 3 15 Maine 5 .385 15 8 .375 minutes, though, the Dragons ing with the St. Joe press. The Gaffney 19 2-3 0-0 2-4 0 4 4 New Hampshire 5 9 .357 15 .318 began to make a run for the lead. Hawks utilized full-court pres­ DeRocckis 38 2-11 0^ 1-5 2 1 6 Northeastern 3 11 .214 18 .182 Coursey 19 1-3 0-0 0-2 2 3 3 “The one thing these kids sure throughout the game to dis­ Dearborn 5 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Towson State 2 13 .133 17 .227 Rodoers 3 0-0 00 0-1 0 0 0 never ever do in this program is rupt Drexel’s offensive rhythm. Totals 200 21-57 15-20 14-43 12 13 62 quit,” said Head Coach Bill The result? The St. Joe’s team Schedule/Results Percentages: FG .368; FT .750; 3pi S-25. .200 (Myers 1, Herrion after the game. Myers stole the ball 10 times. Forward Guittar 1, DeRocckis 2, Coursey 1). Team Retxsunds; 2. Sate Qppgnmt Ifflie led the attack with 22 second- Dmitri Domani grabbed five of Blocked Shots: 0. Turnovers: 17. (Myers 3, Guittar t, Nov. 20 Pre-Season NIT @ Evansville L 65-61 Llndemwn 6, Gaffney I, OeRocckIs 2, Coursey 3). Steals: 5. half points, and Linderman those steals. (Myets Z LIndemian 1. Coursey 2). Dec. 3 Monmouth W 77-66 became much more of a presence Dec. 6 @ New Hampshire * W 8-55 ST.X)SEPHS(63) underneath the glass, putting in Three point catastrophe fg ft reb Dec. 8 @ Maine* W 71-57 mln m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Dec. 12 @UMass L 69-48 eight more points. Drexel shot a meager 20 per­ Simmonds 25 5-8 0^) 0-2 3 1 12 Dec. 14 @ LaSalle (Spectrum) L 63-58 “What Jeffrey Myers did in the cent from behind the three point Domani 34 1-5 &0 2-6 2 4 3 Petrovic 19 3-7 2-2 2-4 4 2 8 Dec. 21 Lehigh W 92-73 second half ... is tremendous,” line. Mike DeRocckis went 2-for- Bey 36 6-14 3-6 1-4 3 2 16 Dec. 28-29 @ 1996 Franklin Life Classic, Charleston, S.C said Herrion of his captain’s 8, while Jeff Myers and Chuck Davis 30 4-12 2-2 0-3 2 4 11 Myers 24 4-11 1-2 0-1 0 2 11 Dec. 28 vs. College of Charleston L 75-65 play. “Jeffrey Myers started Guittar each went l-for-6. Rasul 17 1-1 0-0 0-3 2 1 2 Dec. 29 vs. UNC-Greensboro W 69-61 attacking the basket.” Haskins 15 0-1 0-0 1-3 0 1 0 Totals 200 24-59 8-12 7-29 16 17 63 Jan. 2 Hartford * W 86-79 The Hawks, meanwhile, were First half woes Jan. 4 Vermont * (Spectrum) W 74-49 Percentages: FG .407; FT .667; 3pt 7-20, .350 (Slmrrwnds 2, beginning to let their intensity Head Coach Bill Herrion said Jan. 7 Towson State* W 102-72 DomenI 1, Bey 1, Davis 1, Myers 2). Team Rebounds: 3. slip. Herrion believes they let the of the St. Joe’s first half pressure, Blocked Shots: S, (Simmonds 2, DomenI I, Petrovic 1, Jan. 10 @ Northeastern * L 57-54 Haskins 1). Turnovers: 16. (Simmonds 1. Petrovic 8, Davis Jan. 12 @ Boston University * L 71 -67 (OT) Dragons back into the game “They were a lot quicker and 2, Myers 3, Rasul 2). Steals: 10. (Simmonds 1, DomenI 5, because “they started forcing up Bey Z Davis 1, Myets 1). Jan. 15 @ Pennsylvania (Palestra) W 58-52 more active on defense than I A: 3,200 Jan. 18 @ Hofstra* W 64-61 some bad shots,” allowing the thought they’d be.” Jan. 21 @ Delaware * W 77-73 Jan. 24 Maine* W 74-51 Jan, 26 New Hampshire * W 77-74 (20T) Jan. 31 Delaware * I W 74-70 Feb. 2 @ Towson State * W 79-66 Feb. 7 Northeastern * W 78-61 Feb. 9 Boston University * W 73-42 Feb. 11 @ St. Joseph's L 63-62 Feb. 16 Hofstra#! 1:00 p.m. Feb. 20 @ Hartford * 7:00 p.m. Feb. 22 ©Vermont* 1:00 p.m. Feb. 28-March 2 America East First Round, Quarterfinals, TBA Semifinals ©Delaware March 7 America East Championship (Live on ESPN) 4:30 p.m.

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Last meeting: Jan. 18,1997. The Last meeting: Jan. 2,1997. The Dragons Dragons beat the Flying Dutchmen 64-61 beat the Hawks 86-79 at the PEAC. at Hofstra. All-time: Drexel leads the series 12-1. All-time: Drexel leads the series 23-17. This season: Hartford is currently 15-7 This season: Hofstra is currently 11-12 overall, 10-4 in America East. They have a overall, 8-7 in America East. They have a four-game winning streak. one game winning streak. Hartford players to watch: Hofstra players to watch: Justin Bailey (So.) G, 6-1 Craig Claxton (Fr.) G, 5-10 Ryan Howse (Jr.) C, 6-8 Tim Beckett (So.) F, 6-8 Anthony Bethune (Jr.) F, 6-6 Darius Burton (Sr.) G, 5-9 Analysis: Hartford has a chance to Analysis: Hofstra is in fourth place in the become the most improved team in the league at 8-7. On paper, Drexel should nation. Last year, they finished 6-22. The beat the Flying Dutchmen pretty badly. difference? Experience and talent. However, when the teams met on Long Anthony Bethune has made a huge Island, Hofstra refused to die. Spurred by contribution in his first season as a Tim Beckett's outside shooting, Hofstra transfer. And the same team which was stayed close the whole game. Add Darius full of freshmen last year is now full of Burton as one of the best guards in the experienced sophomores. Hartford is a league, and Hofstra can be formidable. solid third-place team. Their biggest problem is their lack of Sagarin computer prediction: Even. discipline on the floor. Michael Lawless The Triangle Sagarin computer prediction: Drexel Jeff Myers (24) and Chuck Guittar fight for a rebound in the Dragons' game against Boston University on Feb. 9. Myers by 3. had nine points and nine rebounds, while Guittar led the team with 22 points in Drexel's 73-42 win. The Triangle • February 14,1997 Sports 1 9

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Ffb 10 Lafayette 67, @ Drexel 60 Women beat Boston U. Lafayette 29 38 — 67 Drexel 22 38 f>0 Ball grabbers Michaels still rolling LEOPARDS (67) See Boston U. on page 17 60 on Feb. 10 at the PE AC. Down fg ft reb W ith two of their top three Freshman Maureen Michaels 29-22 at the half, Drexel fought min ma m-a o-t a pf pts Shippee 19 1-5 0-0 0-0 1 3 2 Unsung hero rebounders from last season not came off her great performance its way back to a tie midway Hollister 34 2-7 3-4 2-12 3 4 7 Yapsuga 38 7-10 5-8 14 Laura Lyons had an all- in the lineup, the Dragons are the previous week with three through the second half. 0-0 2 3 Harris 38 4-9 2-3 0-3 8 1 13 around great game, scoring 15 spreading around the rebound­ solid outings. She scored 11 However, Lafayette pulled Bedics 38 7-15 2-2 0-3 i 3 17 Berlin 24 4-6 6-8 2-2 0 2 14 points, grabbing six boards, ing responsibility. In the BU points against Northeastern on away, leading by as much as 10 Miller 2 0-1 0-0 1-1 0 0 0 dishing out three assists and col­ game, three players had six Feb. 6, 12 versus BU on Feb. 8, points in the final minutes of Whitson 3 0-0 0-1 0-0 0 I 0 Vestal 2 0-0 0-0 0-0 1 1 0 lecting two steals. Her two free rebounds, one had five and two and 16 against Lafayette on Feb. play. The loss dropped the Basilo 1 00 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 throws with 26 seconds left in the had three. 10. D uring that span she collect­ Dragons’ overall record to 11-12. Brooks 1 00 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Totals 200 25-53 13-18 12-34 18 18 67 game solidified the win for the Against Northeastern, two ed seven assists, six steals, and Kim Koschineg led Drexel Ptrctntagti: FG A72: FT .722; 3pi 4-10, .400 (Hatiis 3, Dragons. Drexel players had seven* one block. with 20 points, followed by 16 Beetles I). TtamRiboundc 5 Blockid Shoti; J. (Yap!>ugj “Laura’s playing with more rebounds, one had four and from Maureen Michaels. Jenna 3) Tumowtt: 21. (Shlppee4, Hollister 5, Ydpsug,i I.H.inls Team turnaround 3, Bedlcs 1, Berlin <, Millet I, Whiison I) Sttali; 9. confidence right now and that’s another had three. This team­ Vebrosky was tops on the team (Shippee 1, Hollister 2, Yapsug.i 2. Harris 3, Baiics I) the key to [her] game,” said work under the boards has W ith the win over BU, the w ith five assists. ’ Head Coach Kevin Murphy. helped the Dragons outrebound Dragons now have the most con­ DRAGONS (60) “When [she] is playing with con­ their opponents in the last three ference wins since they went 13-1 Upcoming schedule (g (t reb min m-a m-a o-t a P' pts fidence, she’s as good as there is o f five games. in the East Coast Conference The Dragons next host the Lyons 36 4-15 6-8 2-9 2 3 14 Vebrosky 26 2-5 4-7 4 4 in the conference. [She’s worked “The key is our post players back in the 1989-90 season. They Hofstra Flying Dutchwomen at 0-1 5 Davis 34 3-6 0-1 5-6 1 2 6 on] her outside game ... and Tiffany Davis, Jenna Vebrosky, have surpassed their America 3:00 p.m. on Feb. 16 in a men Michaels 29 5-8 4-4 0-1 2 4 16 Koschineg 37 7-14 4-7 0-4 2 5 20 been able to step up and hit some and Stephanie M ix,” said Head East wins total o f six set last year. and women’s doubleheader. In McGovern 12 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 t 0 outside shots. The thing Laura is Coach Kevin Murphy. “They’re Drexel has three more confer­ their previous meeting, Hofstra Mix 20 0-3 0-2 3-4 1 0 0 Bielll 6 0-4 0-0 1-1 0 0 0 giving us now is the ability to taking care of the other team’s ence games left this season. came away with a 55-54 victory Totals 200 21-55 14-23 15-33 13 19 60 defend the other team’s best post players ... and our perime­ on Jan. 18. They then host the PtrctnUgtc FG .382; FT .609; 3pt 4-17, .235 (Michaels 2, perimeter player. [That] defense ter players are [getting] to the Women lose to Lafayette Hartford Hawks, who they lost Koschineg 2). Ttam Raboundi: 1. Btodud ShoU: 2 (Davis 1. Koschineg 1). Tumovtn: 20. (Lyons 3, Davis 3, Michaels is sparking her offensive produc­ ball. There are a lot of long The Dragons fell to non-con­ to 65-50 earlier in the season, on 7. Koschineg 6). SUali: 10. (Lyons 3. Davis 3, Michaels 1, tion .” rebounds out there.” ference opponent Lafayette 67- Feb. 20 at 7:00 p.m. Koschineg 1, Mix l.Blellil). A: 314 Dragons top Huskies, 57-47

Northeastern from page 17 standing our defensive concepts. W e’re real happy right now with Her biggest improvement in her what M aureen has given us.” sophomore year is her ability to defend.” Iron Curtain The Drexel defense continues Unsung hero to stifle its opponents. The Maureen Michaels was second Dragons held Northeastern to on the team with 11 points. She just 47 points, the lowest scored added two assists, four steals, by a Drexel opponent this sea­ and two rebounds. “Maureen is a son. In addition, the Dragons very skilled player ... that does had 10 steals and forced 21 some nice things for you on the Northeastern turnovers. “It’s a offensive end of the floor,” said' team effort when we go out on Head Coach Kevin Murphy. “In the floor,” said Head Coach the last few weeks she started to Kevin Murphy. “We don’t have play better defense and under­ any superstars.”

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updated 2/10 America East Ovarall W L Pet. W L Pet. Maine 13 1 .929 15 7 .682 Vermont . 11 3 .786 16 6 .728 New Hampshire 10 4 .714 13 9 .591 Drexel 9 6 .600 11 12 .478 Hartford 8 6 .571 11 11 .500 Towson State 6 9 .400 10 13 .435 Hofstra 6 9 .400 10 13 .435 Delaware 5 10 .333 7 16 .304 Boston University 2 12 .143 6 15 .286 Northeastern 2 12 .143 4 18 .182

Schedule/Results Date OppQQ§n! Tiw Dec. 5 New Hampshire * L 79-64 Dec. 7 Maine* L 55-45 Dec. 20-21 @ Navy Classic Dec. 20 vs. Navy L 57-68 Dec. 21 vs. Long Island W 69-66 Dec. 30 @ Morgan State L67-56 Jan. 2 @ Hartford * L65-50 Jan. 4 @ Vermont * L 80-51 Jan. 7 @ Towson State * W 80-74 Jan. 10 Boston University W 63-53 Jan. 12 Northeastern * W 62-51 Jan. 18 @ Hofstra *1 L 55-54 Jan. 21 @ Delaware *1 W 63-54 Jan. 24 @ Maine* L94-56 Jan. 26 @ New Hampshire W 66-65 Jan. 29 Lehigh W 64-54 Jan. 31 Delaware*! W 73-69 (20T) Feb. 2 Towson State * W 74-68 Feb. 6 @ Northeastern * W 57-47 Feb. 8 &> Boston University * W 62-59 Feb.lO Lafayette L 67-60 Feb. 16 Hofstra *! 3:00 p.m. Michael Lawless Tlie Trianc)li> Feb. 20 Hartford * 7:00 p.m. Stephanie Mix (midtJIe) goes for a rebound in Drexel's game against Lafayette on Feb. 10. Mix had four rebounds, one * America East opponent I Scheduled men's/women's doubleheader assist and one steal in the Dragons' 67-60 loss. 2 0 Sports The Triangle • February 14,1997 Men dominate Northeastern

at 13-11, and never looked back. three point land, hitting 5-for-7 Huskies hit more shots from the Dearborn and Karl Fischer each Drexel 78 The Dragons led 30-19 at the from behind the arc. Every one floor. The margin of victory? added one. Northeastern 61 break. Northeastern only hit six o f his baskets came from dow n­ Drexel’s 43 trips to the foul line baskets from the floor in the first town. and the 30 points the team gen­ Mario's debut Jonathan Poet half. Northeastern would only erated there. The new dragon mascot made MANAGING FDirOR get as close as nine points early in Unsung hero its debut at halftime of the game. The men’s basketball team got the second half, but a 10-4 Bryant Coursey only put in 23 Two-man team Named Mario the Magnificent its revenge against the North­ Drexel run stretched its lead. A minutes in the contest, but came Northeastern got 25 points Dragon in honor of a 1948 grad­ eastern Huskies on Feb, 7. The 10-3 run later in the half turned away with 15 points, only three from its one-two punch of for­ uate, the Dragon was a gift of the Dragons spanked the Huskies the game into a blowout. behind leading scorer Mike ward Tyrone Mack and guard 1997 senior class. 78-61 in front o f nearly 2,000 Drexel moved to 16-7 overall, DeRocckis. Even more impres­ Harold Miller. The pair com­ fans in the PEAC to avenge an 12-2 in America East with the sive than his total is the fact that bined for 27 attempts from the Malik in the house earlier loss in Boston. victory. Northeastern dropped to Coursey hit ll-for-14 from the floor, nearly half of the team’s He wasn’t wearing a uniform It didn’t take much effort 4-17 overall, 3-10 in the confer­ free throw line. H e also didn’t get total. or dominating the paint, but for­ from the Dragons, The Huskies ence. any fouls. mer Drexel star and current sent the Dragons reeling early Downtown DeRocckis Charlotte Hornet Malik Rose with a 6-0 lead out of the gate, Player of the game Winning it at the line Drexel shot an outstanding 53 returned to watch the action but Drexel fought back quickly Mike DeRocckis led the way Northeastern didn’t give the percent from behind the three against Northeastern. Rose v^ith baskets from Chuck Guittar offensively for the Dragons with game away on its dreary 36 per­ point line, mostly thanks to Mike received a warm ovation from and loe Linderman. Drexel took a game-high 18 points. He cent shooting. After all, Drexel DeRocckis. DeRocckis hit five the crowd in the first half when the lead six minutes in the game ripped Northeastern apart from only shot 44 percent and the treys, while Jeff Myers, Tom he was introduced.

Drexel spanks BU, 73-42

Men from page J6 Herrion, however, just takes those numbers in stride, “W e can Over for Awojobi do that to you on a given night,” Boston University coach said Herrion, “because we’ve got Dennis W olff eventually benched good shooters,” Tunji Awojobi with about six minutes left in the game. Said The conference picture W olff after the game, “1 don’t With its win against BU, think any way any kid that good, Drexel moved closer to the pace- that’s carried us to this point, setting Terriers. BU is still in first should suffer through what we all place in Am erica East w ith a 13-1 had to suffer through. The game conference m ark. D rexel sits at was over. N o sense for him being 13-2, w ith its two losses com ing in the game,” at the hands of BU and Northeastern earlier in the sea­ Three-point threats son, In order for the Dragons to The Dragons were 1 l-for-20 gain the top seed in the confer­ from triple territory, a prolific ence post-season tournament, performance for any game, but BU must lose at least one m ore even more so given the stature of game and Drexel must win all o f the opponent. Head Coach Bill its three remaining games.

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Perctntagas: FO H 800, 3pt 7-19, (Miller 2, Percentages; I 290, FT 1,000, 3pt 3-21, 143 (Folk 3). uurdor) 2, Salesman 2, Matthews 1) T*am Rtbounds; 5 Team Rebounds: 2 Blocked Shots; 2 (Awojobi 1. Blockcd Shots; 0 Turnovers; 13 (Mack 2. Lattiniore -I, Delayeffitte 1) Turnovers; 10. (Beard 1, Costello 1, Millfi I.Krinye 3, Gordon 1, Adams l,Salesm.ii\ 1) Steals: Awojobi 1, Folk 2, Schwartz 1, Fearrlnjton 2, Delayeffitte fc (Ma( k 2, Lattirnore .1, Gorilntt 1) 2) Steals: 4 (Costello 2, Beal 2).

URAGONS (78) DRAGONS (73) I'l It leb fg ft reb min rna m a 0 t .1 I'l [Its mm m-a rn-a o-t a pi pts Myers 36 212 5-6 2-4 2 1 10 M>i‘rs 32 2-6 4-6 1-9 2 1 9 Giritlai 34 3 4 3-4 1-8 4 9 Guittar 35 8-13 2-2 1-5 1 2 22 Lindermar^ 32 6 8 2-7 1-8 1 14 lindeirnan 22 2-7 3-4 2-6 1 3 7 Gaffney 13 01 0-0 1-3 4 0 0 Gaflney 20 2-2 1-1 0-1 2 1 6 DeRocckis 34 SIO 3 4 1-2 1 0 18 DeRocckis « 5-10 0-0 • 0-4 2 2 13 RixKjers 9 0-1 5-6 0-2 0 3 S Coursey 18 1-3 3-4 1-2 3 1 5 Coursey 23 2S 11 14 1-2 2 0 IS Rodi)ers 16 0-1 0-1 1-6 0 3 0 Deaiborr) 13 1-2 00 1-2 0 2 3 Dearborn 13 2-2 3-3 1-2 0 0 9 Frey 5 0-1 1-2 0-1 1 3 1 fiey 7 0-1 2-2 0-0 1 0 2 Neislei 1 M 00 0 0 0 0 3 Fischer 3 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Totals !00 20 45' 30-43 9-40 15 15 ?8 . totals 200 22-45 118-23 7-38 12 13 73

PtrctnUgti: FG 444, FT 698, 3|)t'8-15, .533 (Myeis 1, P#rt«M*g#$: FG 4b<), FT .783, 3pt lt-20, .550 (Myeis I, DeKucckis S, Oe.uboii) ). Neislei I) Tcim Rtboundt; 3 r.miai 4. Gaffney I, DeRocckis 3, Deaiboin 2) T#*m Blockid Shots; I. (Myeis I) Turnovtrt; 13. (Myeiv S, Rtboundt; 2 Blodttd Shots; I (Guittai 1) Tumovtrs: 14 GullUi 2, Lindetnian I, GaKney t, Rodgeis 3, Coutsey I) (Myeii 3, Guitiar 2. Linderman 4, DeRocckis 3, Dearborn 1, Noih Addis llic lti Sttali;6 (Myers 2, Gulttai I, Gaffney I, DeRocckis I, Frey I) Stialt; 6. (Myers 1, Gaffney 1, DeRocckis 2, Deaibotn I). Coutsey'I.Oeatbcrn I). Greg Gaffney goes up for the block in Drexel's game against Northeastern on Feb. 7.,Gaffney had four assists and one A: 1,978 A: 2,369 steal in 13 minutes of play in the Dragons' 78-61 win. The Triangle • February 14,1997 Sports 2 1 Wrestling beats Brown Do You Think Have A with win in last bout Problem With Alcohol?

Anh Dang now stands at 9-8 overall. usual w eight class. “T hat was a NEWS EDITOR The meet started with Brown [coaching] strategy,” said It was the wrestling equivalent University (8-7 overall) winning Stanley. “It was a close match, Join others who want to work on this of a game-winning three pointer. the first two bouts. Drexel’s 118- and coach [Jack Childs] thought part of their lives ... Heavyweight Jamie Hunt­ pound freshman Justin Gottwald we had a better chance at win­ ington managed to pull the near lost 8-7 in overtime. Sophomore ning by mixing the lineup a little impossible, scoring a major deci­ Brian Tashner at 126 pounds bit,” sion to give Drexel a one-point gave up a major decision in a 17- Sophomore Eric M cG rath lost victory over Brown University. 6 loss. in a defensive struggle at 177 Huntington’s 10-2 match gave The Dragons bounced back to pounds. M c G ra th ’s loss left the Drexel the eight-point spread win the next two. Pete Quercetti scoreboard at 16-9 in favor of the OPEN A.A. MEETING needed to register the team four got Drexel on the board with a Bears. The seven-point advan­ points, ending the match at 17- close win, earning three points. tage almost guaranteed a Brown 16. Freshman Ray Stofko followed victory, unless Drexel won the Huntington said, “I knew I up with another three points to last two bouts by means other [had] to get a major decision for bring the match score to 7-6, still than regular decisions. us to win. I beat this guy 3-0 ear­ in favor o f the Bears. And Drexel did. lier in the year, so I thought it Drexel, however, gave up the Freshman sensation Damien Every Wednesday, 5:30PiUI - 6:30PM was going to be a tough match. It next two bouts. Junior Bill Craigton started the rally with a Newman Center, Room 3 w a sn ’t as close as I th o u g h t it Brown gave up a rare loss at 150 dominating victory. would be.” pounds. Senior Hockenberry His 17-5 major decision win Huntington contributed his suffered his seventh straight earned the team four points to STRICT CONFIDENTIALITY WILL BE MAINTAINED win to his “peak” conditioning. defeat at 158 pounds. set up the all-important heavy­ “I wrestle better toward the end At 167 pounds. Junior Josh weight battle. Questions: Call the Counseling Center ext.1415 of the season,” he said. Stanley brought the Dragons Huntington’s game-winning The Feb. 7 match in the back on track, com ing out on top bout was his 20th this season. In Physical Education Athletic in a high-scoring bout. his last wrestling year, Center was Drexel’s second con­ Stanley and Hockenberry Huntington now holds a 82-42 secutive win at home. The team were wrestling at each other’s career mark at Drexel.

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u s Department S H A T T E I S o» Iiansportollon Notional Highway Tiainc Safety Admlnlttratlon The Triangle • February 14,1997 Entertainment 2 7 The Fattest of Q u i c k i e s Movie Scene was flfrer Greedo threatened to kill Han. In A A A A A (original) the new version, Greedo fires first, and A(ntw) even though he has his gun pointed at Tuesda)^ In a cold HanSolovs.GFeedo Han from point-blank range, he misses. Bar fight gone awry Then Han fires back, killing Greedo. Sorry about the mess The new scene doesn't even look good. northern town Greedo's shot hits the wall right behind Han. The shot leaves no mark on the wall, Drunk for God from page 28 Tuesday is gone for another year. and Harrison Ford reacts as though he Don’t let that frighten you. A didn't notice — because when he acted busiest schedules should find man who needs a holiday to relax the scene, Greedo wasn't intended to have some room to stop by for a taste and live is a man on the fast track fired. of the good life. to missing out. T h e S c a l e I, for one, have tasted the The music plays on. Pro­ Lucas had his head up his ass on this one! good life, and it is hot and spiqr, hibition is still for the history In the new Sfor Wars Special Edition, and ruined one of the best scenes in the All Triangle Entertainment reviews are like yo mama. Charo agrees, and books and Philadelphians bun­ direaor George Lucas has re-edited the film. How are we supposed to believe that subject to the world-famous Triangle rating scale. people don’t, just don’t, disagree dled like Eskimos can’t be classic confrontation scene between Han Han Solo is a successful underworld ‘ with her. Not if they know what’s stopped from doing what our Solo and Greedo, and in the process smuggler if he waits until after someone AAAAA Las Vegas good for them. short-sleeve-in-February neigh­ turned Han from a super cool take-no-shit shoots at hirp before defending himself? AAAA Heaven You heard it here. Yes, Fat bors in Dixie take for granted. gunslinger into a lucky fool. Lucas has said And what kind of retarded bounty hunter in recent interviews that he was bothered was Greedo if he misses a shot from three AAA Purgatory by the original scene because Han shot feet away? AA Hell Greedo in cold blood — even though it John “Compacted Trash" Gruber Trenton Chock full o' grooves, no mealy aftertaste Smell the sw eat on pay-per-view WN Effing Great from page 28 no way Austin would be allowed Funkateers from page 28 Beyond, counting them among to have the Wrestlemania title the best things the/ve heard in a However, the referees never saw shot given the controversy at the would laugh this music off in a while, along with the news of __ A-...,,. V ^__ the elimination and Austin snuck Rumble. Monsoon devised the second. They may be more likely America’s increased efforts to back into the ring. As' Hart was Final Four match to determine than most to have “Stairway to colonize the moons of Neptune. busy tossing out the fake Diesel, the number one contender by Heaven” played at their wedding. Give a monkey a typewriter, Austin managed to dump the having the last four men in the Others may not hate it, but and this is what happens. Undertaker and Vader to the Rumble go at it. This should m ight not get it. These folks floor. He then tossed the dis­ make for one of the most inter­ could cite the demise of WDRE Music tracted Hart out and was esting matches of the year and as the worst day of their lives. - f t . declared the winner of the could prove to be one of the Discounting folk, orchestral ▲ ▲ ▲ A Rumble.While the referee’s offi­ greatest contests ever. Any deci­ and new age music purists, the One Step Beyond a ■ cial decision could not be over­ sion about getting this on pay- remaining specimens would One Step Beyond ruled, WWF President Gorilla per-view is simple as pie. It is just respond favorably to One Step Warner Brothers Records Trailer Park Olympics. Go for the gold. Monsoon declared that there was that exciting.

CAB Buys Franklin Planetarium! CAB Gives Students $8 Each!

You won’t see that headline in The Triangle, but here’s the scoop... CAB rented Franklin’s Fels Planetarium for three wild laser shows: NIRVANA - February 15th SMASHING PUMPKINS • March 1st PINK FLOYD THE WALL - March 8th

J u s t get to Calhoun Hall by 6pm, get your FREE TICKET and get on the FREE BUS. You’ll be back at Drexel before the parties start!

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sweaty, spandex-clad men, but a Wrestlemania, thus packing the Mo'Funk Records soap opera nonetheless. You match with all the top con­ Hard times fell on the dwarves as people stopped watching cute little men in favor of fishwomen and scoliosis monsters. know going in that it’s not the tenders. As the 30-man Rumble best the world of television fic­ wound down to its last seven tion has to offer, but you lose competitors, the elimination of yourself in its ridiculousness the deranged Mankind and the anyway. Of course in this soap 53-year-old Texas legend Terry opera, all of the characters’ prob­ Funk spilled onto the floor in an From Canada, with funk lems are solved by violence, but intense brawl requiring all the that’s just a vehicle for the story­ referees at ringside to break it up. BradWible from guitar wah to saxophone Beyond’s self-titled debut album line. They couldn’t be a baseball In all the commotion, Bret Hart DIXIE WHISTLER wail, backbeat scat to organ hip- can’t be any one thing to every­ team. That just wouldn’t make managed to finally eliminate From the logical home of shakes. I do no justice through one, all the time. sense. Steve Austin after he had been in Latin-jazz-funk, Toronto, comes these idiotic comparisons, but I I can say it rem inds me of The title of this installment of the ring over 40 minutes. One Step Beyond, seven men have a thing for public humilia­ good old soul music. It conjures the In Your House series refers to See WW Effing Great on page 27 intent on one thing: spreading tion. images of balsa bands. The funk beats and grooves (and sublimi­ You see, the more I like some- is undeniable, as are the jazz nal messages leased by high-pay- os« breaks. Is there a name for this? ing corporate sponsors like the The promoter likes to throw National Rifle Association and around acid jazz. I’m too dumb Ringling Brothers) throughout to comment. the world via the language of o n e s t e p j With no labels to throw funky instrumental interplay. around, and no skill using lan­ Add me to the list of people b e y o n d guage to translate music, all I who have probably compared have left is my integrity and them to Groove Collective. opinions, formed over many That’s not a bad thing (except as thing, the less able I am to label years during my dealings as a a sign of my ever diminishing it. We know that labeling can be mediator in labor disputes and originality). dangerously limiting. Granted, junior high volleyball games. I They serve up everything you poisons and high vohage are best wouldn’t lie to you. could ask for in a long, long appreciated when labeled. I know many people who Wrestling is a lot like life. You win some, you lose some. Then you throw a chair. album of high-holy grooves. Not so with music. One Step See Funkateers on page 27

M ardi Gras in Philly: Beads for drunks for seven bucks

\Ne wore beads anddranic $7 drinia, aiiin and I were in the middle of house, and they made life something very special, and not easier for a while. the name of Lent, the season of sacrifice in a riding-the-yellow-van-to- I’m told by close school kind of special, either. friends in the and crucifixion and fish on Fridays. Underneath, and above, and business that surrounding the celebration, was H o th o u s e BradWible fice and crucifixion and fish on the sound ofDbcie. a p p e a r s ARROW OF LIGHT Fridays. The clarinet got in the cloudy s e v e r a l My Fat Tuesday, cold Yankee Painted-faced Girl Scouts and heads and made room for times a style, was made a little warmer by always frightening mimes milled impure thoughts. Tuba and bass week at the familiar-like-worn-socks about the back bar while young, took turns carrying everyone on Magnolia. cootchie-cootchie of Charo, sans suited money bags blew stogie- for another layer of cheap plastic T uesday Love Boat cast and all-star clouded signs of wealth, virility beads. and Wed- guests. and availability. Guitar chords jumped and n e s d a y We stopped by Magnolia Cafe Hurricanes and Long Island jived, assuring everyone that it nights, Sun­ for a wee bit o* Orleans-flavored Iced Teas were the drinks of was OK to have to go to the bath­ day brunch, too. Mardi Gras. We wore beads and choice, sweet and festive, yet room again, so long as you look With all those nights drank big $7 drinks, all in the packing a punch in their punch. cool doing it. to choose from, even the name of Lent, the season of sacri­ My Spanish-tongued companion They called themselves Hot­ See Drunk for God on page 27