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FIRST COPY FREE WWW.ARBITERONLINE.COM VOLUME 16 ISSUE 61 Search International students meet for new provost, VPin with ASBSUto talk diversi progress Tall, follows proposal to cut $2,000 contract with immigration attorney BY CHARLIE CLAYfON BYJESSICA ADAMS News Reporter Managing editor Boise State University IS III More than 50 upset stu- the process of looking for a new dents, staff and faculty came provost and vice president for together. late Friday afternoon academic affairs. in the Cultural Center for a Daryl Jones, who currently meeting with student body holds the position, intends to retire at the end of the semester President David Morriss and Vice President Tom Labreque. but said he could remain pro- vost until the position is filled. Students expressed worry over Jones has held the position of what they perceive as a numb -I provost since 1991. He entered attitude on the part of the new BSU in 1986 as dean of Arts and administration towards cultur- .1 al diversity - an area Morriss Sciences. . "It is time to move on," Jones pledged would continue to receive financial support if he said. Jones earned aPh.D. in English were elected ASBSU president. at Michigan State University. He Morriss' proposed budget has taught American literature for FY 2005 excluded a $2,000 and creative writing courses at line item for an attorney who Michigan State, Texas Tech and specializes in immigration law to provide BSU international BSU. Jones is the author of numer- students with legal advice. The ous scholarly articles, essays, line item was restored during reviews and two books. In 1992 the budget's second reading in and 1993, he served as Writer- the senate on Thursday. in-Residence for the State of The contract with a local Idaho. attorney provides for up to Jones plans on aiding transi- 20 international students in tional teams with BSU and do- need of legal council. Fifteen students utilized this re- SEE PROVOST page 2 source In 'FY 2004, accord- ing to International Programs Coordinator Christy Babcock- Quintero. PROVOST" Babcock-Quintero said, "The reason students came here to- night is out of concern that CANDIDATES there is not support in this ad- ministration for diverse popu- AT A GLllNCE lations at BSU. We want to know if and how and when you Gus Plumb are going to support them." Doctor of Philosophy. Mechanical Morriss said his proposed Engineering, State University of budget did not eliminate the _ New York, atBuffalo,1976. $2,000 entirely; it was reap- Plumb is currently the Dean of propriated as part of a $10;000 Engineering at the University of emergency-relief fund, which Wyoming. Plumb began his ca- is available to all Boise State reer in 1982 at Washington State University. He remained at the students who demonstrate ur- PHOTOS BY JAMES ORR/THE ARBiTER college until 1991,Ieaving his gent need for financial assis- (Above) ASBSU Senator Katherine Medina was among the most vocal opponent of position of Professor and Dean tance. Morriss' planto cut funding for an immigration lawyer for international students. of Mechanical and Materials "I wanted to put it into an Engineering. account for all students that (Right) The ASBSU senate voted to restore tho $2.000 Iino item for the International Students Association. Thursday. I increased by 100 percent," Sana Karentz Andrews Morriss said. "It was fiscally Ph.D in Geology, ArIzona State smart." Universlty,19B1. International Student the entire student popula- ofOrganizacion de Estudiantes Andrews is currently the Vice Association Vice President tion," Labreque stated. "There Latino Americanos (OELA), Provost and Academic Affairs Calin Toma said, "We won't are three lawyers in town who told Labreque that immigra- at the University of Wisconsin, be happy unless there is a line could do this." tion laws are complex and sub- Milwaukee. She has been a profes- item." Labreque pointed out that ject to frequent change, requir- sor of geography at the university Prior to Morriss' arrival at the ASBSU provides a lawyer for ing a specialized lawyer. since 1994. "I know from family and Andrews started her career Cultural Center, Labreque said all BSU students seeking legal at the University of Minnesota, he and Morriss researched the advice and international stu- friends who have been through Minneapolis, as an assistant pro- subject before coming to a de- dents are entitled to this ser- it that it is important to have a fessor from 1981-88. cision. vice as well. lawyer who knows immigration law inside and out, someone "Ideally, we'd like to have a Liliana Rodriguez, president Christina Murphy lawyer with knowledge to serve SEE ASBSU page 2 . Ph.D in English, University of Connecticut, 1971. Murphy is the Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and a pro- fessor of English at Marshall University, Huntington, West V~a . . Murphy began her career at the Boise State examines policy regarding University of Mississippi, Oxford, in 1971. She became director of'the undergraduate writing program in 1983 at Texas Christian University, FonWorth. In 1996.Murphy was appointed chair of the English relationships between students and faculty Department and Professor at the University of Memphis, Tennessee, At William Patterson University, Wayne, New Jersey, in 1999, BY GRACE LUCAS stays out of the classroom. books. countability and must ensure Steven Nicolaysen noted that Murphy became Associate Dean Special to The Arbiter Pam Gehrke,. associate pro- The PSC decided a policy that he or she does not exercise dating outside of favoritism of Humanities and Social Sciences fessor from the College of Arts was necessary to prevent these any supervisory or evaluative can still potentially show up in while continuing her duties as pro- "I'm all for it! Whatever gets and Sciences, and other mem- types of imbalances from be- function over the other person the classroom. Friendships be- fessor of English. you an 'A'!" jokes Boise State bers of the PSC noticed that coming an issue in the first in the relationship." tween students and professors junior, Jenny Kassis, about a the current BSU sexual harass- place. The proposed policy This would also include sit- can lead to certain students EmestRose developing policy regarding ment policy was lacking in this states that "Intimate relation- uations where the person in getting the benefit of the doubt DOctor of Philosophy; University consensual sexual relation- area. Gehkre says that consen- ships to which both. parties the. position of authority is the while other students might not ofUtiIb, 1984. ships between professors and sual relationships with an "un- consent, but in which there is spouse of the person that they receive the same benefits and Rose is currentlythe Dean of students. equal balance of power" need- a reporting or evaluative rela- are evaluating. complete fairness may be dif- School (If Education and Human D~IopmentatBinghatnton . While Kassis is taking a ed to be addressed to eliminate tionship between the two par- "Faculty have been put ficult to achieve. University, State University of New humorous standpoint on the possibility of' favoritism ties, pose special problems for .in that position where their "You cannot legislate against YoIk,a position he has held' since these types of relationships, during professional or scholas- the University and must be ad- spouse is in' their class," says favoritism," Nicolaysen says. 2000- >~ ...•<;.. •.. the Professional Standards tic evaluation. dressed." Gehrke. '''If you don't [report While Gehrke sees kinks yet R9se workl!d as princiPal in- Committee (PSC) isn't fooling While Gehrke could not cite According to Gehrke, if the this] it's a problem."· to be ironed out, she says the ~'l:istigatl)ratl4d.irettorfprthree around. a specific example, she did say, policy goes into effect, it would The policy has sparked a' policy is broad enough tocir- . proJ~at*¢ tJ·S·~entl)f . The PSC and the Boise State "There is an element in Ithe affect "all employees, students heated debate in the faculty cumventmost types of prob- EduClltionfpra~~Yrarspen .. ;.... Human Resources Department PSC] that knew that sometimes and faculty." senate and with some students lematic situations, "In gen- . \~~~ ····~~Wtd:··,..·.· are putting pens to paper, these relationships occurred." Specifically, the policy de- aboutwhetheritconstitutes an eral, this is a policy weshould ··1 molding a potentially wide-Gehrke says that the problem' mandsthat, "where such are- .. invasion of privacy. \ have." -~chingpolicy:-regarding-eoI1--4s"onot-the..:re1ationihip.itsel.fr'--1ationshl~ts,.....the..,.persoIL_._ ....+llOJtLJmow.how~rd.ieel sensual sexualrehitionships on but the potendalfor the imbal.inthepositiOIi of greater au- about having to report who campus. The goal: to make sure ance of powertoshow itself on. ....thority.po;wer or ipf!uenc9will I'~dating," says' sophomore ,what goes on in the bedroom an evaluation or intht: grade bear the primary burden of ac- Colleen Dellolln; ANDYBBNSON Edito1'·in~Chlef
: PAGE 2 'Provost from page 1 ing other special projects for the universi- ty. Jones is also looking forward to writing again. The provost and vice president for aca- demic affairs positions are second In com- mand under President Bob Kustra. The provost is the chief academic officer of the university. The duties of the provost Include: being responsible for academic planning, manag- Ing the budget for the division of academic affairs, establishing academic policies; aca- demic unit reviews and accreditation and ! academic program development in con- junction with deans, chairs and faculty rep- resentatives. Eastman's e-mail regards the duties of ' the provost and the. criteria set forth by BSU . for Jones' replacement. Applicants must have an earned doctor- i ate, administrative experience as a dean and experience managing a university. PHOTO COURltSY OF NEWS SERVICES . Unlike the search for President of the uni- I :versity, an internal committee, not the State President Robert Kustra accepted a gift for $1.61 million from the Yanke family Tuesday morning. 11Ie gift was donated In honor of the latS Ron Yanke. . -Board of Education, appoints the provost. ': The search committee consists of Eastman and 12 other members-one member of each academic area, the stu- BSU looses benefactor, but recieves final gift dent body president, the Professor of the Year, and the associate vice president for likes to take to Kuna Days. Ron's mot- pansion of Bronco Stadium. dimly-light room. The Yanke family BYMONICA PRICE to was "If it didn't work you could al- planning. ... Ron Yanke, who passed away' in gathered to present Ron's final gift to Along with feedback from President News Reporter ways find a way to make it work," said February at the age of 68, was a low- BSU. The wife of the late Ron Yanke Kustra, the search committee has assessed Norby., . key man who liked to remain anony- dabbed her eyes twice before putting 75 prospective candidates, none of whom Boise State received $1.61 million The land and buildings, which once mous. "He didn't feel he needed any on a smile for the photographer. were from Boise State. The group has de- gift from the Yanke family In honor of held an Office Depot, face Capitol kind of publicity," said son-In-law Nate Yanke, the eldest grandson, termined four potential provosts. Each has the late Ron Yanke. "Ron had a long- Boulevard. The university will hon- Bryan Norby, "He'd rather focus on remembered riding motorcycles or will visit the school for two days and will time history of generosity to Boise with his grandfather every weekend or the leases of the business cur- be reviewed by the search committee and State, and this gift from his family Is the university." rently operating, according to Stacy True to form, the Yanke Family pre- at his Donnelly cabin. Nate said that President Kustra. a fitting epitaph," said Rick Smith, Pearson, Interim vice president for sented the gift with little ceremony; as he walked across campus, he was The last of the candidates is scheduled to vtce president for university advance- finance and administration. "Our in- The Arbiter was the only press al- amazed to see his grandfather's name .visit May 3-4. . ment. listed under contributors. "It's a sur- tent is to use the parcel for university Though Eastman and the search com- The university will purchase Capitol lowed. space needs," Pearson said. An assembly of university vice prise to find out how much he has mittee are only responsible for recommen- Village, valued at.$6.61 million, from done for everybody," In his speech President Kustra dations, Kustra makes the final decision. the Yanke family for $5 million; the presidents and faculty gathered In talked about the need for lab space the Bishop Barnwell room to express Son-In-law Bryan Norby recounted Eastman said, "We hope to have a new Yanke family will gift the $1.61 mil- how Ron made sure his collection of as BSU grows into a research univer- Provost in place before the end of the se- lion difference to BSU. Over 20 years their gratitude. A photo of Bishop sity. "We are really tight on space, Barnwell looked Into the crowd with antique automobiles were all in run- mester." Ron Yanke gave $1.49 million to BSU, [this gift] just means so much to the a bemused smile; yellow chrysanthe- ning condition, including the coal- Kustra welcomes e-mall responses from helping complete such projects as the burning fire engine, which Norby university. " students on the issue of the provost search. Simplot/Micron Building and the ex- mums brlghted the left wall of the
jokes are not the same as jokes embarrassing for us to ask for come to the United States for them that says ASBSU will pay as a result of slashing the line about people from the Mid East money," Garza said. "And is- higher education when there them, they will be more likely to item. _ a people who's country Is in sues with the law can be awk- are colleges and universities in help than if we just say, 'ASBSU "For some, these are very pri- a state of being occupied by the ASBSU ward," their native countries. vate matters. Now they will have United States," Garza said. from page I will pay you." Folks In attendance were Morriss said he didn't mean Morriss said if an interna- to go before a committee and Garza called for a public apol- also deeply concerned about to hurt or offend anyone with tional student uses a lawyer make their case if they need a ogy by Morriss, to which he ex- who specializes in it," insensitive comments Morriss his words and Insisted he was with approval from the ASBSU lawyer," Ishaq said. "Other stu- pressed ambivalence. "A lawyer who doesn't know admits to having made about only joking. Emergency Relief Committee dents can just make an appoint- In closing, Senator Ramiro the law to a 'T' can make a case international students. On one "There arc cracker jokes and (chaired by Labreque), the law- ment with the ASBSU attorney. Castro asked Morriss, "Are you even worse," occasion, he insulted a student red-neck jokes, it's the same yer can rest assured that ASBSU International students will have going to veto the funds for inter- "And the other thing to con- of Middle-Eastern descent who thing," Morriss said. pay them for services. to go through a process," national and cultural students?" sider is that immigration law- will wished to run for elected office'. Garza reminded Morriss that Former ASBSU president Ali Boise State Professor Alicia to which he replied, "No," yers are worried about being On another, he questioned why he is privileged as a white maie. Ishaq expressed concern about Garza echoed this sentiment. paid. If we have a contract with students from other countries "Cracker jokes and red-neck the screening process created "In some of our cultures, it is PAGE: THURSDAY) APRIL· 29) 2004 NEWS
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' The event is open to all mem:' SHORTS The Marketing Educator of bers of the community, as-well' . the Year award is the most pres- as educators and professton- Don't surrender als working in substance abuse to HUNGER!!! CelebrateCinco de Mayo Conference May 3-5 tigious award granted by the with music and more brings about 1,000 MEA and represents excellence fields. Free parking will be avail- Counter-attack with a in teaching marketing. Lincoln able across the street in the geosclenUsts Jo Boise. parking garage at the comer delicious PITA!!! Music by the popular band accepted the award at the 28th annual conference of the MEA of University Drive and Brady Grupo Karibe, a car show and Approximately 1,000 geo- $1.00 OFF or last week. . Street. folkloric dancing are just some scientists and students from FREE DELIVERY Regina P. Schlee, immedi- Inhalant use. Teasing and bul- of the highlighted events at Boise throughout the West will gather ate past president of the MEA, lying. The attraction of tobacco; State University's Cinco de Mayo at the Boise Centre on the Grove Open 11-30.m. Mon-Thurs, 11-4a.m. Fri/Sat & chaired a committee that evalu- Date rape drugs. Rampant binge 2004 Fiesta from noon-7 pm, May 3-5 for technical presenta- drinking. The pressures today's Noon-30.m. Sunday Sunday, May 2, at the Boise State I fi ld ated the contributions of the four Deliveries stop 30 minutes before closing Student Union Patio. The fiesta tions. sympos urns, e trips marketing educators nominated youth and adults face aren't Must mention coupon when ordering and workshops as part of an for the award. The members easy. Educating people, espel is open to people of all ages and annual regional meeting of the praised the excellence Lincoln cially kids, about these issues has is presented by the Boise State Geological Society of America demonstrates in the classroom, proven effective in empowering Organizaci6n de Estudiantes (GSA). as well as his service to the com- them to turn away from i risky- .. .. ., Latino-Americanos (OELA). The conference includes munity of marketing educators behavior. ~ -The BSU community and members of both Cordilleran One Idaho teacher who Need Treasure Valley are invited to as past-president of MEA and -and Rocky Mountain sections as the editor of the Journal of showed her students Surviving I sample authentic Mexican food, of the GSA and is hosted by the I -stont as Marketing Education, Schlee High School, a documentary on view an excellent art show, d In C h watch the Mr. and Miss Cinco de geosciences epartment at Boise said. the harsh pressures teens face a~ - , I State University. "To be honored by the they try to fit in, wrote, "Never, • Mayo Pageant, and participate The public is invited to attend Marketing Educators' and I emphasize NEVER, in my 1MIn ter in cultural contests. The fiesta ~or will also include activities for a free symposium on "The Role Association is certainly the high- !20J-year teaching career have I I Donate Plasma at of Science in Making Natural light of my career as a marketing seen student reaction like I did Biomat USA I children such as face painting, Resource Decisions" from 8 professor;" Lincoln said. "This from this video. Many students astrojumps, arts and crafts, pi- a.m.-noon on Monday, May D organization's reasoning for be- obviously fit into one of the Earn $50 the first week natas and more. This is an excel- 3, that is the keynote event in ing is the continual improve- groups - many were students. lent opportunity to learn more the conference. The sympo- ment in what we are able to offer who were suffering and others, about the Mexican and Mexican- sium, led by David Applegate of and $150 per month. and do for our students." were inflicting amotional pain.; American cultures while enjoy- the U.S. Geological Survey and Tue-Sat: 9:00 - 5:30 Lincoln has been actively in- I observed tears on many of the . I ing the celebration. Tammy Dickinson of the Natural cheeks of my students." volved with the MEA since com- I All events are free, but food Resource Council, will include GRIFOLS ing to Boise State in 1980. Lincoln Videos may be checked out 4017 Overland Rd /I prices will vary. presentations about scientists' said he is thankful to other mem- free of charge via mail or in per". II Biornat USA, Inc. For more information call roles in land-use planning, min- bers of the MEA who have men- son by any Idaho resident, tn-, Boise,lD 83705 Ramon Silva at 426-3038 or Ro ing policy, native lands, the "stra- caring for people's health tored him and to Bill Lathen, eluding teachers, families, cler- Parker at 426-5950 or stop by the tigraphy" of Capitol Hill, and III § III dean of the College of Business gy, counselors or indlviduals., L Cultural Center on the second other topics. The symposium and Economics, and Kirk Smith, Videos can be mailed to schools" - floor of the S.U.B- will be held in the Summit Room chair of the marketing and fi- offices or individuals in any part; of the Centre on the Grove, and nance department, who have of the state. The complete list of the public is requested to enter supported his involvement with available videos may be viewed. through the southeast doors. the group and his nomination. online at hs.bolsestate.edu/ Other conference events, This year's Marketing Educator RADAR. To request a video via, open to registered participants of the Year award was sponsored mail, contact RADARvideo man: only, include presentations by McGraw-Hill/Irwin, one of ager Dottie Blackwell at 208 426-. on the Yellowstone Hot Spot, the largest global publishers of 2946, fax 208 426-3334 or e-mail Paleontology and Geology of the instructional materials for high- [email protected]'J Missouri River, the Development er education. Lincoln received "These videos have a place in, the Western Mediterranean $1,000 from McGraw-Hill/Irwin a variety of settings: the class- Basin and many others top- in appreciation for his many room, counseling sessions, even, ics; field trips to the Owyhee contributions to the field of mar- in your own family room," said Mountains, Craters of the Moon keting education. Blackwell. "Our teenagers are, National Monument, Sinker looking for their parents to un- Butte and other locales; poster derstand the stresses and chal -t presentations from students at Drug/Alcohol Resource lenges they are facing." , Boise State and many other uni- Center hosts opening of With hosts such as Matt, versities, and other activities. Damon and supermodel Tyra On-site registration is available video library May 19 Banks, many of the videos ap- for the conference. For informa- With popcorn, balloons and peal to teens, although there are tion and a schedule, go to http: videos for everyone from young-, //www.geosociety.org and elick all the pomp of a movie premier, the Idaho RegionalAlcohollDrug er children to adults. Videos with, on meetings. titles such as Acquaintance Rape. Awareness Resource (RADAR) Network Center will celebrate The Ultimate Betrayal, Smoking: Boise State's Lincoln the recent opening of a video The Truth Unfiltered and Crack. named TopMarketing resource library that - without Street USA give straightforward; exaggeration- has the potential information about serious is-, Proiessor Of The Year to change lives for young people sues. throughout Idaho. When a middle school coun- The Marketing Educators' From 11 a.m.-5 p.m, on selor showed The Truth About Association (MEA) has named Wednesday, May 19, RADARwill Drinking at an Idaho school, the, Doug Lincoln, a marketing host an open house at its center counselor reported that "one- professor in the Boise State at 2103 University Drive, in the sixth-grade male approached University College .of Business Health and Wellness Center at me after watching the movie and and Economics, Marketing Boise State University. The fes- requested help from me to stop, Educator of the Year. tive atmosphere is intended to drinking. .. .He came promptly Founded in 1978, the MEA is provide a comfortable and posi- to my office and informed me the premiere international or- about how much and how fre- quentiy he drinks, as well as whn his supplier is. I was able to Imo; Gay Marriage A Civil Right. mediately place him in our Drug and Alcohol Education class." RADAR partners with the IS IDAHO READY? College of Health Sciences at, Boise State University and pro- , . vides many other services and. '- community materials in addition ~ j I I to the video library. The Idaho, RADAR Network Center, part of a national network of substance' (1/ Student Union abuse education centers, is. . / (/( (-/ '" - funded by the Idaho Department (.\.) (i 1/ ' ( rr> r.: , j! ,y. ~., Lookout Room of Health and Welfare Substanc~ ) '.' r'(;- I .. ·' .. Sponsored by: Abuse Prevention and Treatmen~ - ~j- Block Grant. Additional support Cultural Center comes from Health and Welfare's. Tobacco Prevention Program;; Foaturin !: the Department of Education's, Jack Van Volkenberg, Safe & Drug Free Schools ACLU, Polly Peterson, Program, and the Department of PHD,CRC,Jim Smith Juvenile Corrections. \ For' more information about the video library or about For more info conloc!: RADAR, call (208) 426-3471 or. Dr. Laurol Traynowicl visit hs.boisestate.edu/RADAR. 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It is, of course, called 'dead week' because more than in any other stretch during the term, it's this five-day period in which our instructors inform us that our chances of passing are, in fact, Conscious pornography: dead. That in mind, my brain start- ed churning like butter the other day. Let us examine my e Riding the new wave of feminism? thoughts ... , First, what is the goal of any college professor? Well, to get feminists to reconcile their sex- beginning to crave real bod- ."Pro-Sex feminists believe .on university campuses. The all students to purchase every BYAUBREYSALAZAR ual identity and needs. ies, real orgasms and artistic that pornography. can offer stores also provide pornogra- one of his published works, ob- Columnist Semans counters the phi- vision. women a way to explore and phy for the discriminating fe- vlously, losophy that women who con- One such feminist visionary affirm their sexualities ... pro- male consumer. We talked by . Second, -if all students have It is freedom of expression sume pornography are bad is Candida Royalle, a former. mote sexual autonomy, and phone on the subject of femi- a professor's book, what the with boundaries, much like feminists. "Absolutely not. porn star who is now presl~ . encourage female sexual plea- nism and pornography. heck is the point of a cumula- 'conscious rap.' Designed to Standing up and declaring 'I dent of Femme Productions' sure ... experience sexual al- "I was in college and tak- tive grading scale? He ought to titillate and arouse our senses, like watching porn, it turns and co-founder of Peminists ternatives, break cultural ste- Ing women's studies classes in rate students on the care they these 'conscious' types of ma- me on' is powerful. It just boils For Free Expression, an orga1' reotypes, and empower them- which the message was 'porn take of his textbook. The worse terials attach themselves to a down to a fundamental differ- nization devoted to antl-cen- selves ... We like men. We like is bad, porn is bad,'" says condition the book is in, the greater good and seek to curb ence of opinions. Most people sorship. As a director, Royalle's sex with men ... We like looking Semans. "When I found a col- better grade the student gets. I some unhealthy social conse- cannot deal with the economic rums include "Stud Hunters," . sexy and we are not ashamed lection of porn, I was asking mean, what right-minded pro- quences of the industry. reality of women making porn "The Bridal Shower" and to do so and we're feminists." myself 'why I should feel bad fessor wants used books floating As a feminist who runs in dif- and women consuming porn." "Urban Heat." Between a tlglit ' Some cultural stereotypes be- about enjoying it?' Feminism is around campus, being sold back ferent circles of feminists, opin- Although Semans does not schedule of interviews and ap- " ing broken are within the por- about rights for women, sex Is to the bookstore? ions on pornography are vehe- draw a line in the sand between pearances, most notably with . nography industry, which Is the most fundamental human Third, what if your professor mently debated. Feminists, good pornography and bad, CNN's own Anderson Cooper, now plodding its way towards right, and women have been hasn't published a book? Ha, much like their responses, are she does not ignore the bad she has written a newly pub- enriching Itself with sex-posi- historically denied that right." he's a novice. Push around widely varied. It really is a case tastes of most porn industry lished book called, How To Tell him tive and female-centric pro- Still, the Ideological war on and get whatever grade you of whom you ask. Radical femi- directors with regards to gra- a Naked Man What To Do. On ductions. pornography continues to her way to porn mogul-dora, want. nists, Catholic feminists, pro- rage between feminists. At the tuitous violence, the lack of Companies such as Women's Royalle does not sway from her Fourth, what if your profes- life feminists, eco feminists, forefront of the feminist anti- creative story plots, and other anarchist feminists, socialist' Touch out of Madison, feminist leanings and sex-post- sor isn't a "hen at all, but rather pornography movement are unrealistic interpretations. Wisconsin, Grand Opening in tive attltude. . a woman? Okay, really people. I feminists, pro-sex feminists, two highly educated scholars, However, there is a movement will all challenge each other Boston-Los Angeles, and Come I spoke with one sex edu- wasn't trying to be "un-PC," but Andrea Dworkin and Catherine underfoot to change the indus- As You Are in Canada, are cator sales associate at Good it's a lot easier to write "he" and on the complex issue of por- MacKinnon. Both women have try standard. owned and operated by wom- Vibrations, another company "him" than he/she or s/he or nography. assumed the most extreme po- Now more than ever, women en and cater to the sexual de- with a sexually responslble ' them or whatever else it would Pro-sex feminism is quickly sition on pornography, assert- are investing their resources becoming an attempt to take sires of all types of women. and expertise in startup porn mission statement. I asked, take .. If it makes you feel bet- Anne Semans is the mar- ing, "Pornography is the theory the reigns of the pornogra- production companies, rolling "Will feminists ever rule the sex ter, for every place that I write keting manager for Toys in and rape is the practice." The "him," substitute "indefinite phy argument. According to a problem lies in the narrow def- the camera, writing the scripts, industry?" compilation of feminist terms Babeland, a Seattle-New York and sitting in the director's "Of course," she bellowed, pronoun here." Honestly, my based store chain that sells inition of feminism espoused defined at Freeweb.com, a pro- chair. It is a knee-jerk reaction "we just have to seize the moo' logic is universal. Get over the sex toys, and provides educa- by Dworkin and Mackinnon, sex feminist is defined as the to a widening market that is merit." • details. tional outreach and workshops in tum, making it difficult for Fifth, whatif all else fails (and following: I assure you that it will)? I think every student should get to take a final, not be required to. If you've bombed every test and assignment so far in the class, the final should be a way to let Withdrawal would separate Iraqi nationalists from terrorists you stand up and say, "Hey, Teach, the booze' and party- ing haven't done any perma- kill the very people it claims to ably pull out its forces from Iraq of sovereignty. ferent kinds of fighters. nent damage. Just look! It only BYMAHMOOD MAMDANI be liberating -- as a pre-emptive within a couple of months. : Is it surprising that voices Unable to tell apart those takes one extra line to turn an Special to The Baltimore Sun strategy. In the rapidly growing crisis, from the majority see a consti- who resort to violence to end 'F' into an 'A.''' If you've scored The tragedy of Iraq is twofold. there is a need to identify Ihe tutional blueprint that gives a the occupation and those who 100 percent on every test so far, More than 600 people were As the occupation proceeds, it main issue and to think stra- minority of as few as 20 percent embrace violence to hit at shouldn't you be able to skip the killed in the U.S. siege of is clear that the United States tegically. The main issue is the __the Kurds -- the right to veto Americans, civilian or military, final? You have proven mastery Fallujah; according to the direc- is emulating the worst aspects occupation. What is required is any constitutional change as the United States is unable to of every topic the professor put tor of the town's general hospi- of the Israeli occupation of the a full and complete withdrawal nothing but a design to cripple distinguish between different in front of you. Why be redun- tal, the vast majority were wom- West Bank and Gaza. As a re- from Iraq, including military the majority? uses of violence, in self-de- dant? Seriously, why be redun- en, children and the elderly. sult, Iraq has come to mark the withdrawal. . What, they ask, is the point of u fense and as terror. Without a The outcome makes clear key point where the war on terror- Once it is clear that American dant? confining the meaning of sever- political strategy that distln- Just think of my health. I can't shortcomings in U.S. policy in ism has gone from a war of self- . actions on the ground are in- eignty to governance alone, but guishes between nationalists afford any higher blood pres- defense to an imperialist war. deed guided by that strategic Iraq. not to effective military control and terrorists, it cannot sepa- sure, and the doctor assures Politically, the Bush adminis- The first international cost objective, all else will follow. It of the national territory? If a rate wheat from chaff. The re- me these tests aren't a healthy tration's claim to bring democ- of a brutal imperialist war will' will separate nationalists whose sovereign Iraqi authority is to sult is that as nationalist griev- lifestyle choice. Even one of racy to Iraq is bogged down in a be the isolation of the United demands will have been satis- administer Iraq while American ance spreads and is shared by my (anonymous, androgynous) singular ~ontradiction. Having States. More and more of fled from terrorists who will occupation forces patrol it, will a growing proportion of the professors agrees with me. "He" gone to Iraq with a blueprint on America's allies are becoming continue to shoot, but without not that authority be seen as no population, Iraq is turning into told me "his" preference is to what democracy in Iraq should aware that they stand to lose the shield of a popular uprising. more than a mask for a contlnu- a terrorist haven. have an optional final that en- be like, the administration is from the anti-Americanism Just as surely. as it will dissolve ing occupation? Will it be any Itis time to recall the core les- compasses his entire curricu- both unprepared for and un- that the war is fuelling, not only the alliance for occupation, it different from the string of gov- son of the Vietnam War -- that willing to allow a democratic in Iraq and the Middie East but will build a new alliance wed- lum. emments that were said to rule one had to distinguish between , So anyway, I'll present my process unless it has a fixed and also globally. The. Spanish deci- ded to a guarantee of demo- Vietnam while American troops self-determination as the legiti- closing arguments now. guaranteed outcome. sion to withdraw troops from cratic process without a blue- waged the war? ,.mate aspiration of nationalism : Finals need to go, or stop be- It does not help that the same Iraq was followed by a similar print, leading to effective and The political failure translates and as the expansionist agen- ing required, at least. Professors constitutional blueprint that into a series of battlefield dilem- da of a superpower, the Soviet decision from Honduras, and full sovereignty for Iraq. "" need to quit publishing .. Blood guarantees individual rights now two announcements, one Sl mas. Wedded to a military solu- Union, even if the two were in Mamdanlls an author and professorof pressure needs to drop. F's need and freedoms for women also by the Dominican Republic that to be A's. "Dead week" needs to stands in the way of an effective tion through the use of massive - an alliance. Even a world power anthropology and International affairs pt it will withdraw its forces earlier CAlumbia University in New York. ;::'. become "week unlike any oth- exercise of sovereignty, both by and overwhelming force, the such as the United States can- United States seems unable to not expect to win a war against than originally planned and the I'""' er." Everyone needs to be more undercutting the recognition of other by the Norwegian foreign II like Professor Belliston, my a political majority and by wa- separate civilians from fighters nationalism unless it is pre- or to distinguish between dif- pared to commit genocide -- minister that Norway will prob- ~onymous professor. -tertng down the very meaning . r·- Editor-in-Chief Business Manager t ~~ BEN MARTIN xl17 ANDY BENSON xlOS b . edi\ol'@arbltercn!ioe.tom , . The Arbiter AdvertIsing Manager General Manager Advisor Sports Editor BRADY NIXON uos ANDREA TRUJILLO xlOJ BRADARENDTxlOI DR. DAN MORRIS xl07 [email protected] CELEBRATING 70 YEARS Manager \f: t Production Manager ASst:Advertlslng Managing Editor TERRI STENKAMP xl09 s\ A&E Editor , MIKE ROCHE un The Arbiter i.the official JESSIe.'. ADAMS xl06 CRYSTAL THOMAS xl04 dMnions@arbIlBrinaccm 1910 University Drive independentltudent newspaper of Am. Produc:tlon Manager Boise State University. Its mission . 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Allegiance: ~The loyalty of citi- Not a country that should stand As our semester closes, the zens to their government ... by while those who want to use education as a weapon, who go world opens - our eyes having Republic: UA state in which the been opened by the diligence supreme power rests in the body about demanding protections of our caring professors. We of citizens entitled to vote and is for their infectious behaviors students have realized that fel- exercised by representatives and rhetoric. low citizens will take you by 'chosen directly or indirectly by The first amendment needs to the hand and either help you them." (Is that clear enough-- be cited before thoughts of its with more knowledge or lead Mayor, city council, BSU sen- relevance here are missed. Constitution of the U.S.A., you goose-stepping away. Some ate?) . may want to fill you with di- God: "The creator and ruler of Amendment I (a.k.a, the estab- visive ideas such as Marxism, the universe; Supreme Being." lishment cause in the Bill of Socialism, even Communism or Uberty: "Freedom from arbl- Rights) Wahhabllsm where the radical trary or despotic government or "Congress shall make no law Islarnists chain Sudannese vil- control. Freedom from external respecting an establishment of lagers to desks forcing them to or foreign rule; independence. religion, or prohibiting the free memorize the Koran. Freedom from control inter- exercise there of; or abridging Marcy Newman, for instance, ference, obligation restriction, the freedom of speech, or of the and the way she abuses her etc. Right of acting according to press; or the right of the people vested powers given by students choice. Freedom from ... capture peaceably to assemble, and to to ram a diversity requirement ..... restraint." (Ab-hem). petition the government for a through by equating culture Justice: "The quality of be- redress of grievances." with perverse behavior. The ing just; righteousness, equi- I aim to dismantle current Cultural Ethnic Diversity Board tableness or moral rightness. inculcation of diversity and to (CEDB) and BSU faculty senate Rightfulness or lawfulness as of point out that pledging only should be aware that the allianc- a claim. The quality of being true to the liberties that we want es with causes such as tolerance or correct. The moral principle to enjoyhas its consequences. and diversity should include the determinlng justconduct.' America doesn't allow those that decent man's voice as well, al- I am thankful, in particular, want to infect our country andl though this would never happen for the freedoms available to me or our world with their own par- due to the fact that the decent in this country. Freedoms em- ticular pollutants to be free to do man is what some suggest we bodied here in a simple pledge so. Often sacrifices made by our deviate from. which I as a citizen can assert heroes today are spat on by the As the liberal thugs go about in solidarity and to assure my atheism that promotes duty only pledging allegiance to such countrymen of whose side I to self or the almighty dollar- causes, I find myself wonder- am on-where my allegiances duty that states that judging ing if there is a way to compile do lie. My alliances are to the anyone is criminal. Forget God, American values into a pact. causes that men such as the late country, honor, or family just as Well, I declare, there is one! Sgt. Tillman, who died fighting long as people don't judge by Many citizens of this country in Afghanistan after passing up one's actions and words. have made this statement: "I a $3.6 NFL offer, are sent to fight Give me a break. If you stand pledge allegiance to the l1ag of and sacrifice for. The sentiments for nothing you will fall for any- the United States of America, in the pledge of allegiance are thing. and to the republic for which it strong words showing where Love your neighbor by mak- stands; one nation under God, America gets its authority: from ing the pledge and by showing indivisible, with liberty and jus- the people, under God. The your intolerance for corrup- tice for all." words are not a pledge to bow tive misrepresentations of this In reading into this statement to the power of the dollar, nor to great nation's goals. Thank our I was compelled to pull out defend some fabricated idea of veterans when you meet them, Webster's for the undeniable separation of church and state, freedom isn't free-it is paid for truths here; definitions of inter- nor for gay marriage, nor for a sometimes with lives. pretation often hinder irrelevant mock diversity. My country will- Fight the power! Only the edu- argumentation. ingly sends men to die so that cated are free- Epictetus. Plerlge:"A solemn promise or others may have a democratic Images of the fallen: Respect for losses should trump photo ban BY MARY SANCHEZ ly shrouded in crisp American And yet, even this very valid Knight Ridder Newspapers l1ags.Viewers of the photos can- criticism should not be the first (KRT) not determine whose body lies issue considered. inside. Bush is right to argue the in- A l1ag-draped coffin elicits one No grieving family members dividual's death is the utmost immediate response: Respect. are present for the camera lens concern. So last week's uproar over to exploit. The only people in But his argument stops before photos mistakenly .released by the photos are other members it reaches L'1.ecrucial point _ the Pentagon Is puzzling. of the military, solemnly car- what should the public response' The government doesn't-want rying the coffins or offering sa- be to the death? Americans to view the coffiris of lutes of honor .. Grief, sorrow and rel1ection deceased members of the mill- The Pentagon has further ar- that a soul has passed, this is the tary arriving from Iraq? gued that photographs of grave- answer. What about the country's side services of individual sol- Debates about weapons of right _ even the necessity _ to diers provide a more appropri- mass destruction, striking a grieve for these dead military ate source of public images of cour.try unilaterally, attempts personnel? fallen military men and women. to instill democracy where none But the Pentagon says the The idea is the public needs to existed before _ all of these is- photos were released by mis- see the cemetery in the photo to sues should be considered and take. give proper context. the answers carried to the polls There will be no more photos. Yes, some incredibly rnov- in November. A Freedom of Information Act ing portraits of funerals for de- Yet a person's political or phil- request by a Tucson man began ceased troops have been taken osophical support or opposition the controversy. The man re- at cemeteries. to the war cannot change the q.uested the photos for his Web. Seeing a widowed spouse at fact that these lives are already site _ www.thememoryhole.org. graveside, or a child watching gone. . He ask~d. for any photos of cof- a parent's coffin lowered into a The dead troops deserve any fins arnvmg from Iraq to Dover grave gives a painful image of chance to have a public genu- .Air Force Base in Delaware. the h~an costs of war. l1ection to their lives. The Air Force released the But viewing row after row of Manipulating grief is a dan- photos. They were posted to the symmetricall1ag-draped coffins gerous business. Internet and the trouble began. raises the visual stakes. Great care should always be News organiz?tions ~uickly Bush critics quickly argued taken with death. But the care began downloading the Images the real reason behind the ban cannot go so far that it denies for publication. . is the administration's quest to death's numerous claims. And the Pentagon Just as control public backlash against Part of what this country must quickly said there would be no the war. grapple with and grieve is the more~hotos released. They are likely correct. sheer number of casualties in President .Bush, t?rou.~ a Images of a family grieving at Iraq. sp.?kesman, Issued thl~ opnuon: graveside are powerful. But the And while portraits at a sol- .We must pay attenti~~ t? the sight of lines of coffins, as the dier's graveside help us in that pnvacy and to the sensitivity of photos show raises questions regard, those images don't form the families of the fallen. And about why all of these people a complete picture. that is what the policy is based are dying. A phrase exists for this time in on and tI:,at has to be the utmost It's a politically relevant and America: Last respects. concern. . loaded question this close to a These military men and wom- These are not gory Images. presidential election. en deserve last respects. They are closed coffins, careful- Last chance to volunteer with VSB! May 1 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Meet in the SUB by the Food Court Benefit the Boise community - in areas like: Hunger and Homelessness . Youth and Education , Healthcare . ,~., ~." .'- :.; ,- .",-'-'.),:_:~i>:s~~:~~:;-'~:-_:t·~,,~:·:,;\:,'-"-;;" CRYSTALmoMAS Arts &Entertainment 345-8204 ext. 104 [email protected] PAGE 7 THURSDAY. APRIL 29,2004 = THE BYTREVER ALTERS cians serenaded the sold-out A&EWriter crowd as they enjoyed a vari- ety of cultural entrees and fresh oise may be thousands fruit. of miles from the HUi-O-Aloharaffled off many nearest Polynesian prizes in order to raise money island, but island for the club. They also per- culture danced its way formed a "money dance" which through Boise State's Jordan raised $350 for the Idaho Food Ballroom Saturday night. Bank. Hui-O~Aloha transformed the Dinh was excited about the ballroom into the "Legends of work HUi-O-Aloha had done Polynesia" luau. HUi-O-Aloha for the annual luau. "This was PHOTOS BY EMilY DESlE/VTHE ARBITER is a cultural club at BSU with the first year that club members (left) Greg Martinez. director ofthe BSU TRIO Programs cuts pineapple for his 4-yoar-old daughter. Talia. (Top) The Dinh sisters (left to right) Quyen. 23, Baby, 21 and Tam, about 25 members. were able to do all of the cook- 31 string fresh leis for the HuKlh-Aloha luau. Baby is president of this club. (Above) Polynesian dancers perform for the crowd, "We wanted to show the ing and organization. Everyone people here in Boise about pitched in and had a great time," she said. luau. 'The crowd, adorned with rich culture of Tonga, Samoa, Polynesian cultures so they in Hawaiian costume. "Nick costume with beautiful, smooth could see what it is about,'! re- The club accommodated Hawaiian shirts, leis and san- and Tahiti, but everyone carne Lose taught a few .of his team- dancing. marked Uyen Dinh, president more than 700 guests who spent The luau attracted a variety dals, came eager to usher in together for an authentic and the night cheering and enjoying mates and some others how to of the club. of people. Many folks came summer weather and celebrate exciting island experience. _. a variety of dances including the do the Haka,' Dinh said, "He HUi-O"Aloha's "Legends of People at the luau saw the im- was the crowd pleaser.' They to reminisce about past is- Polynesian culture. portance of music and dancing traditional Kahiko, Haka and land vacations; some came Some people dreamt of the Polynesia" luau successfully the more modern Auana. performed the dance and sev- brought a unique cultural expe- in many of the island cultures eral others with vigor and ex- dreaming of future trips. Still, white sandy beaches of Hawaii Many people recognized or the exotic forests of New rience to the people of Boise. including Hawaii, Tonga, New pertise. Female dancers others celebrated their own Zealand, Tahiti and, Samoa, Bronco football players do- Zealand. Others longed for the joined in colorful Polynesian culture at the Vocal musi- ing energized dances p.m. Sponsored by the Boise State University Music Department, 426·3980. CiNCO DE li'UlYO FESTIVliL WHAT: The Cinco de Mayo fi- esta includes live Latino mu- sic, a lowrider car and bike 'Ji'iJiE: PDUlES show, a Ms. Cinco de Mayo WHAT: Based in San Diego, contest, traditional Mexican Calif., Blink-182's highly folkloric entertainment, and sac melodic and entertaining vory Mexican food. Come and thrash rock broke through see what a fantastic program onto the mainstream charts Boise State's Organizacion de in the late 90s. They also Estudiantes Latino-Americanos developed a reputation for (O.E.L.A) puts on for the com- stripping off during live munity. "ends' shows. A steady flow of singles WREDE: The BSU Student issecting th and EPs confirmed both the Union Building tually bow down and conform trio's penchant for gloriously On "Friends, the characters' ment-dwelling urban tribe WHEN: Sunday, May 2. BY CARINA CHOCANO Reader, they all started mar- immature lyrics, and their stellar looks were never men- whose members were allowed For more information on the Los Angeles Times rying each other. ability to craft great tunes. tioned except to make fun of to sleep around without get- Cinco de Mayo fiesta, contact The one where everybody Cypress Hill and Taking Back them -- Dudley Moore haircuts, ting stoned to death in a public the Cultural Center at 426~ HOLLYWOOD -- As "Friends" cannibalizes New York before Sunday are the opening acts. ill-advised leather pants, previ- square, or criticized by Tipper 4317. __ peerless sitcommernaut of New York is altogether dead WBERE: Idaho Center the '90s and beyond -- rolls out ous lives as fat girls, girls with Gore What began as a humble Before "Friends," certain WIlEN: Thursday, April 29 at 7: DE the last two installments in its big noses, Flock of Seagulls and CINCO ltUi.YO comedy about single kids look- parts of New York were like ex- 30 p.m. 230-plus-episode, multibillion- Lionel Richie costume-wearing ItiCitOFE' PARTY ing for love in the absence of citing, if roach-infested, refuges Tickets are $31.50 at Ticketweb WHAT: Just what the title says, dollar run, it's funny to remem- dorks. Meanwhile, standard, anything better to do quickly for young, alienated, creative featuring WAR and Lil Rob. ber what a hesitant, conflicted plot-Imposed "hot girls" were became thatout, get married, types seeking some sort of bo- CONClERTOMIa Event openers include NB latecomer to the Gen X-plott- played by the likes of super- WHAT: One of many examples move away and drift off, mak- hemian cultural experience. Ridaz, Angelina, David Wade. . station genre Iten, convention- model Elle Macpherson. This ing the urge to 'pair-bend be- After "Friends," then-New York of The Department of Music's WHERE: The Big Easy , ally handsome comedic actors, made the friends what people fore it's too late that much Mayor Rudy Giuliani did what musical excellence. WIlEN: Tuesday, May 4 at 8 like "Cheers' Ted Danson, of- in Burbank like to call "relat- WREDE: The Morrison Center stronger. On "Friends," that he could to make the city re- p.m. :: ten played their handsomeness able." urge turned inward. . semble a Warner Bros. back lot. . Main Hall Tickets are $29.50 at Tickerweb as an amusing trait -- preening, The theory where the char- The one where they all even- WIlEN: Sunday, May 2 at 7:30 and vain or rakish. acters formed a luxury apart- SEE FRIENDS page 8 "THURSDAY. APRIL 29. 2004 Blues Traveler is on the road again after hitting a few bumps FIFTH and IDAHO changed," Orshoski said. "But downtown bolH "I think we're more a rock Wl1son, whose background BY KENT KIMES they're still a force live." band that jams, rather than a was in straight-up traditional Knight Ridder Newspapers Wilson said his role is to flesh jam band for jamming's sake," blues, was initially a hired gun said, keyboardist Ben Wilson, brought 01'1 board for Blues out the band's sound, bridg- Having survived the death of ing the gap among guitar, bass, one of two new band members Traveler's first post-Sheehan its bass player, its lead singer's drums and Popper's trademark officially brought into the fold record, "Bridge," and a subse- serious auto crash and battles harmonica riffs. with obesity, and Indifference after bassist Bobby Sheehan's quenttour. After a trial period, Wilson However gifted Popper is from radio programmers, Blues death In 1999. "We're lamming In the sense that we're letting said, he was offered full mem- on the harmonica, "he is one Traveler keeps chugging along. of the premier harp players, The New York-based band, loose and improvising, but bership Into the group at the beginning of 2003. "It was pret- maybe the top young guy," with two new members In tow there's a structure. Obviously, Phish has structure, but we're ty clear they were pretty happy said Orshoski, it is more limit- and a new album released late ~ng than a deck of multitoned last year, is"back doing what it trying m make the song the with me,"'he said. thing, not our abillty as musi- Meanwhile, bassist Tad keyboards. does best: performing live. "He can do a lot of things Blues Traveler, best known cians," Klnchla, brother of guitar- Wes Orshoski, assistant edi- ist Chan Kinchla, replaced with a harp, but it's still a harp," for its Grammy-winnlng hit Wilson said. "I'm not a speed "Run Around" and the mind- tor of Relix magazlne;'which Sheehan. covers the jam band scene, said Keyboards have always been burner, but I'm more tonal," bending harmonica flourishes As for the once-massive Blues Traveler is on the fringe featured on. Blues Traveler's of frontman John Popper, is Popper, Wilson said the singer often lumped Into the jam rock of the movement. records, but were not quite as "They certainly do jam," he prominent in the mix as on the Is qulte svelte these days. movement most closely associ- "Now he looks like a big guy said. "But they've been ex- band's latest record, "Truth Be ated with groups such as The as opposed to a big fat guy," Dead, Phish, Widespread Panic tended the umbrella, like Les Told." "Obviously, the dynamic has Wilson said...... 'DYLAN JUNKER and Leftover Salmon. (Claypool) of Primus," AGE: 10 HOMETOWN: MIDDLETON YEARS SKATING: 2 nomenon, and expanding on tribes and cute single people Dylan loves to skate Rhodes its own presence In the culture , prompted a backlash against when he gets to come to lawn. Friends until it became a highly styl- Its own kind. For years, NBC You can lind him rtdlng BIJND ized, almost formal exercise in tried to replicate the show's declm. SP!1TIRE wheels. loose from page 7 -celebrity, star power and self- success, only to produce INDYtrucks and colored grip. steadily more disappointing He gets all this at Newts Those parts of New York that referentiality. The show started cause he likes the people and had once been roach-Infested hlgWighting the weird inter- results that ended, mortify- environment. refuges for young' oddballs section between Its own sud- ingly, in "Coupling," Nobody wound up yielding some excit- den, overwhelming celebrity blames the network for back- ing retail opportunities, and the cast's much publicized ing off for a while, but nobody The weirdo theory about real-life friendships. blames the tWentYsomethings how the cast's supernova fame When Brad Pitt, Aniston's for ending up on "Paradise started to swap places with the real-life husband, came on Hotel,'" "The Bachelor'" and characters' comparatively nor- as the founder of their high "The Apprentice" and trying mal lives, turning the show into school's I Hate Rachel Green to get something out of the a fascinating formal exercise in Club, it was as if more than deal, either. Whether Ross and Rachel hypnotism by celebrity 20 million people were in on Before "Friends," the private joke. Julia Roberts get together once more for old times' sake is immaterial at this Schwimmer, Perry, leBlanc, -- the Brad Pitt of still bigger point. Unless the "Friends" end Aniston and Kudrow were so movie stars -- found that even unknown that newspaper re- a brief dalliance with Matthew on some really surprising note, like moving together to Utah or porters kept trying to justify Perry got her mandatory guest- throwing a big Moonie-style the show's existence by insist- starring duty. wedding in Yankee stadium, it ing that Cox -- who had had a The intersection between appears that the nuclear family role on "Family Ties" and fa- reality and fantasy felt· at will out inthe end. Now that 1V mously appeared in a Bruce once personal and comfy and has returned to the paternalis- Springsteen video r: was the strangely discomfiting. tic values of the first Bush era, star of the show, or any kind of The theory that doesn't quite explain why, after all that ef- there's just no use fighting it. , star at all. It was time the kids parted But "Friends" entered its fort, there aren't any more company, anyway. baroque phase early. twentysomething comedies Still, no matter how formu- Beginning with a stunt-heavy onlV - laic "Friends'" got, the formula guest-star phase, it quickly Arguably, no show was was always oddly satisfying -- turned itself Into a self-con- cloned as often as "Friends," like a Big Mac, or a really sen- scious star parade that was Ultimately, the show that consistently reinforcing its would launch a thousand timentai wedding. own status as a cultural phe- failed sitcoms about urban CONSOLIDATE YOUR FEDERAL RATES ARE NOW BELOW STUDENT,LOANSTQDAY! 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Ladies, the time has come least Joe Budden's "Body Hot," nual BOI Hip Hop Summit May A&EWriter course the BOI. The master of Patrick is bringing so ya'll can _ Sean P. Diddy Combs has an- an unreleased single that's not 3. Oilier panel members will ceremonies will be Boise's own start requesting: nounced that he will be releas- actually due out until this sum- include Crystal Thomas of The Urban culture sizzles in the Poetry Slam champ, Marcus A brand-new single "Whats ing a women's line under the mer. Arbiter, B-Wag of Sydefx Ent. BOI. Up and coming events will Hunter. There is a $10 admis- Happnin'" by Method Man Sean John clothing name. Also, !fyou want to transform Boise and Ready Starr of Absolute give local heads afoot up in the sion fee and you can get mare featuring Busta Rhymes (it's a a new spot to find hip-hop gear radio and hear the hot new dish, Marketing. The major emcees, game. Here's the scoop on what info at www.projectom.org. club banger ya'lll): Shawnna the will be opening up in the BOI you gotta get up on it-and start DJs, producers, urban singers, to look for in the near future. In other news, I happen to first lady of Disturbin' the Peace soon. It will be located off of requesting it now. Patrick is go- label and studio owners and Project OM 2004 is a regional know that Patrick On'gele, a brings you "Shake that shhhh ... Ustick and Esquire and is tenta- ing to bless me with a few cop- spoken word performers will competition for disk jockeys, representative for major record " featuring Luda. Others include tively titled, Dupree's. Tell 'em ies of me above titles, some of be in attendance to discuss the break-dancers and emcees and' label Island Def Jam, will be Jay Z's "99 Problems" from the it is white lable-ish, and I will future of urban affairs in the D sentya! will be held this Friday, April making his way to Boise to drop Black album, Kanye's "All Falls Welcome to the urban world be blessing some of my favor- BOL Space is limited this year 30 in the Jordan Ball Room some of the industry's newest Down" from the College Drop of the BOI, watch out 'cuz we're ite DIs in town with it as well, but if you think you ought to from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. The music on the radio stations of Out album, the remix of Luda's takin' ova! ' so be sure to start making those be down you can contact me at project boasts performances Boise. As you well know, you "Splash Waterfalls" featuring requests while you're up in the [email protected] or ask by Grammy Award winners won't hear it get any play un- Rafael Sadiq, Camron's "Hey club, for D-Goddess at 703-4186. and performers from places less you request it. On that note, Lady" and "Friday Night" by the THIS Bill Murray stays cool at his own fihn festival WEEK'S WEB lieved I could do but I didn't Tenenbaums" established BYLEON LAZAROFF dance wonder: Is he in a good On making "Caddyshack" know what I would do. I find Murray as an actor who hap- WINNERS: Chicago Tribune mood? A bad one? Why doesn't in Florida in the early 1980s: pens to be funny, rather than he smile? Is he being himself, or that works for me in film, and it CHECK OUT ONGOING works for me in life." simply as a comedian who does DOWNLOADING DEBATE NEW YORK - Like few enter- is he acting? Among the many things some acting. tainers, Bill Murray makes peo- Feigning an effort to quiet about Murray that 'audiences "There's a fearless fearless- ple laugh even before he says the applause, Murray kept his BY REID KANALEY "They gave seem to find deliciously irre- ness about him," said Howard anything. face frozen before allowing his Knight Ridder Newspapers sistible are his stories. Franklin, director of "Quick Byjust walking on a stage and trademark smirk to burst un- me this great There's the one about trying Change," one of five film pro- looking around as if he isn't controllably into a full smile. Despite the growth of legiti- to impress Hunter Thompson ducers and writers who joined supposed to be there, Murray "Yes, and I love every one of mate, paid music-downloading by attempting a Houdini-like Murray and Mitchell onstage. emotes an amiable cool, a per- you," he said. green Lincoln services online, the legal, moral escape while tied to a chair un- "There's this sense that he spicacity that provokes excite- With New York Times film and economic debate over free derwater in a swimming pool. gets away with things that we ment and punchy anticipation. critic Elvis Mitchell asking the Napster-like music- and video- Continental "I wanted to do some escape can't, and there's something Presh off his Oscar nomina- questions, Murray said that it swapping shows no sign of be- work. it was summertime, it loveable about that." Talking was while making the movie ing resolved soon. We looked tion for best actor in "Lost in was hot," he explained. "I al- about Murray's evolution Translation," Murray has be- "Meatballs" that he recognized rent-a-car with for sites to tell us what's up with most drowned until Hunter from "Meatballs" to "Lost in he could get beyond the writ- downloads. come the Everyman entertain- knew enough to pick up the Translation," Franklin added, er, and audiences adore him. ten words. "That's when I knew green upholstery, "There's a candidness there that I was better than the mate- chair so I could breath." . In an appearance last week On making "Caddyshack" that basically was always there ZERO PAID rial," he said. To check out the current scene at- the Brooklyn Academy of in Florida in the early 1980s: but has evolved into a richer "I used improv more back and back then in ftle-sharing. this Web site of- Music, Murray headlined an "They gave me this great green' form." event that may have seemed then because the scripts were As for not winning the Oscar, fers news reports on the vari- worse _ now the scripts are bet- tllere was no one Lincoln Continental rent-a- ous legal and technical issues _ outlandish a decade ago: an ' car with green upholstery, and Murray explained with the usu- ter," he added. "You're always including computer viruses that actual film festival titled "What back then there was no one al deadpan, "I'm OK with that. I About Bill Murray?" improvising a little bit because ' living in Florida so got so drunk for so long. For me target downloaders _ and links scripts are two-dimensional, so living in Florida so you could to many of the sites that provide , It took four years of cajoling drive at 90, and get really ham- it hasn't been so bad. I really you have to sort of jump it up so-called peer-to-peer software by BAM, the cultural center in you could drive at mered. It was a good time to be enjoy making movies." the borough's burgeoning art a little bit so that the acting be- Ultimately, it comes back to or that host me-swapping ser- comes physical." an American." vices. Proceed at your own risk. district, to lure the notoriously Murray's career has moved that calmness, that knowing evasive Murray to participate in Often, Murray comes back to 90, and get really eye that excites Murray and his www.zeropaid.com the word "calm" to describe the from the nearly legendary die three-week, eight-film se- Second City improv troupe to audiences. des. Reflecting Murray's popu- launching point from where "If you're calm enough, and ZERO EFFECT which he seeks to capture just hammered. It was "Saturday Night Live" in 1976- A recent study by Harvard larity, the talk and film screen- 77, just in its second season. quiet enough, then the real ings, which run until May 5, the right combination of en- stuff that's changing can land Business School and the ergy and creativity, whether a good time to be "Stripes," "Caddyshack" and University of North Carolina,' were sold out before the series "Ghostbusters" put Murray in and sort of bounce back to began this week. for drama or comedy. When you," he said. "I try to get calm Chapel Hill, found that "down- Mitchell asked where that calm the forefront of modern com- loads have an effect on sales , Dressed in a light blue suit ,an American." edy. A small part in "Tootsie" so that something will appear, comes from, Murray, sensing which is statistically indistin- with a blue shirt and no tie, (1982) revealed there might something will come up. If you that maybe the conversation 'to get out of your own way.''' guishable from zero." Here is Murray walked on stage to the indeed be much more to can sort of get out of your own had become a bit too serious, he continued. "If I get out of the study report. cheers and hollers of a crowd Murray than just slapstick. way, something good will come answered, "It comes from' Bed, my way, I won't make any mis- www.unc.edu/(TILDE)cigar/ giddy like a college audience, Dramatic roles in "Ed Wood," of it." Bath and Beyond." takes, I won't have any regrets, papers/FlleSharing_ albeit a bit older. 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There will be a $10 WI'I'II FINAL MUSIC pieces by D. Scarlatti, Debussy, the lDt You do not There is Have to be Treatment. Alone There is Afraid Light. In the dark. Are you experiencing ... o EXCESSIVE WORRYING • POOR CONCENTRATION • "THE BLUES" • PANIC ATTACKS • SLEEP DifFICULTIES • TEST ANXIETY HELP IS AVAILABLE .ATTEND A FREE SCREENING FOR ANXIETY AND DEPRESSIVEILLNE,SSES .... See a video, receive free educational material, tak~ a screening test, ..~. have a confidential meetingwith a health care professional. www.pickaprof.com LEARN ABOUT YOUR PROFESSORS AND FIND THE ONE FOR YOU • NOW AVAILABLE FOR BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY ~~ ...BROUGHT TO YOUBY ·ASBSU ANDREA TRUJIUD sports Editor 345-8204 ext. 103 [email protected] P()RTS PAGE 11 :THURSDAY,APRIL 29,2004 Former Bronco Aaron Haynes starts professional career BYTREVOR HORN . Sports Reporter ll-WAC first team member and PHOTO BY STANLEYBR!.WSmVTHE ARBITER the MVP of the Boise State men's The Boise State men'. tennl. team It headlnll out for Heusten to basketball team, Aaron Haynes, defond their title In the WAC. The Champlon.hlp' begin Friday. will head to South Carolina to begin his professional basket- ball career after the -semester ends in two weeks. Haynes was the 12th play- er drafted on April 13, by the Florence Flyers of the United Men's tennis States Basketball League (USBL), the first pick of the second round. "I'm excited. I get to continue playing ball," Haynes said. Haynes Is set to graduate on May 15 with a team looks degree In social science, and will then head down to begin playing with the team that began play on April 17. The USBL is In its 19th season of existence, and play until the endofJune. ·:torepeat in Idaho Stampede assistant coach Bryan Gates is the head coach of the Flyers, and was the key tool in drafting Haynes. "I talked to Coach Gates a couple of times, and 1will talk to him again soon," Haynes .Housten-r . said. After two impressive seasons as a Bronco, BYAMBER FUGER he will now travel to the East Coast for the Sports Reporter first time in his life. "~I "Never been there, the only places I've :~.:i. With 11 straight wins boosting their confi- traveled to were with BSU, Sac City (com- dence, the Boise State men's tennis team heads to munitycollege) and in high school," Haynes -.': Houston focused on defending their title. Yes, it is said. :: i, that time again. Spring is in the air and the Western The USBL is a developmental league, and Conference Championship begins Friday. The fans can witness high scoring games almost nightly because players are competing for .,». Broncos are the defending champs and head Coach Greg Patton is confident that the title will remain a their chance to show what they possess as individuals. That up-tempo style of play C" Bronco possession. As of Monday, the Broncos were ranked no. 41in could be in Haynes' favor because of his . :, their division. This puts them in third place going ability to ron the floor, and with two seasons <0,: into the tournament. Oddly enough, the Broncos of that type of play under Greg Graham at have dropped in the ranldngs even though they have BSU. But there is always a concern because .,' won 11 straight matches. Due to the off-week, the team play sometimes does not acruunt for '~ Broncos may slide down the rankings and Fresno much because the players are trying to get .' ; could advance, If this turns out to be the case, the themselves.an invite to an NBA camp once .'" Broncos will play Tulsa in the first round. the season ends. Coach Patton is fairly confident that this will "I could care less. 1just want to play. I'm not be the case and Hawaii will be their opponent going to just come out and do my thing," Friday in the first round. Rice will be the team to Haynes said. "Hopefully I can contribute beat. They have remained a top-10 team this season right away and do well and get a tryout with and are number one going into the tournament. The .an NBAteam, or go play overseas." .. Over the weekend Haynes was participat- ;- -way this weekend looks, the Broncos will first play Hawaii, then, in the semi finals they will play either ing in an MU tournament at Cosumnes Nevada or SMU. If all goes as planned the Broncos River College in Sacramento with two oth- , er former Broncos Joe Skiffer and Brian will play Rice for the title. "I am really happy going into the WAC .. , it re- Defares. Since the season ended last month for the :. ally heightens our experience," said Patton. If the Broncos after one of the most impressive, Broncos win the conference title, they will se- cure their spot in the NCAA regional champion- seasons in Boise State history, Haynes has ,.. been working out on his own and even get.' ship. Winning the WAC puts the first round of the NCAA regional tournament here at Boise State. The ting in some court action with some of his" Broncos love to play and win at home. old teammates. 130 players have gone on to the NBA af-, , o The Broncos will have their minds focused on dec fending that title first and foremost. The Broncos ter playing in the USBL. One of those Is for- are back in full force with their number-one player, mer Bronco Chris Childs who played for the' Guillaume Bouvier, healthy and ready to compete. Miami Tropics in 1993"94 before making the Bouvier is ranked no. 47 in the nation. He had to jump to the NBA. ' undergo knee surgery in the second half, render- ing him ineligible for play, The rest of the team has met the challenge of filling his shoes, keeping the winning momentum alive. Patience is a virtue and Aaron Haynes at the foul line being anxious just might hurt you so Coach Patton earlier this season. The former knew that it was better to have Bouvier healthy for BSU Forward was the first pick of the WAC competition rather than allow him to re- the second round by the Florence Flyers of the United States turn to courts too soon. ' Basketball League (USBLI. The return of Bouvier to the lineup is a real lift as the Broncos prepare mentally for this weekend. The ALE PfKlTO BY STANLEY BREWSTEiVTH!. ARBITER SEE TENNIS page 12 Red ox, Cubs show spring in their strides' them. Clement (3-1) and Carlos Meanwhile, the Cubs are on Yankees General Manager Zambrano (2-0, 1;29) would be BYTHOMAS BOSWELL ultimately denied. Just because a six-game winning streak, the Brian Cashman says his team fine No.3 starters on most staffs. The Washington Post the calendar turns, you don't longest in the majors, How is is in "the abyss." Captain Derek The key is Maddux. just lQ get to return to the scene of this possible? They won't even Wins Jeter, who's 0 for 25, joked that from 300. Ifhis last sharp seven- Every fair-minded fan knows the crime and make amends. have Mark Prior back in the his parents don't even stay until irrning start is tip-off that he the Red Sox and Cubs should That's why April has been so rotation until May. Yet their a important, almost essential, the end of games. has one last true Mad Dogye,at have met in the World Series last six starting pitchers have "If your parents walk out on left in him, then the Cubs area last year. And that Boston to the Red Sox and Cubs. They all picked up wins with Matt Write this down so you can could talk all winter about their you, you're not doing too well," truly special team.' :;. should have won. That way, the Clenientstrlkingout 13 and tak- mock me later. By September, he told the New York media. All in all, spring things don't Red Sox would have their first . improvements and renewed re- ing a no-hitter into the seventh there will be serious discussions 'And, as expected, George IIIis get much better than this. title since '18 and the Cubs their solve. But it's all bunk if you fall inning Sunday against the Mets. of whether the current Chicago on your face out of the gate. The aiready on a plane from Tampa. Besides the Red Sox and Cubs. first Series visit since World War If the Red Sox can humiliate the rotation--yes, the Cubs--is the Curse theme song just starts Check thatcat-o-nine-tails the two most broadly appealing II. No more hackneyed yam- Yankees without their best play- best five-man assemblage .in stralghtthrough to laGuardia, teams in ·the sport are r' mering about curses. We could again. er, Nomar Garciaparra, why history. At the top, Prior and Right now, baseball can smile please. The thumbscrews will be the feisty, champion just have enjoyed the jubilant shouldn't the Cubbies be able Kerry Wood (3~1, 2.60) could for a while. The Red Sox swept an overhead item, if you don't Marlins of Jack. McKeon anu scenes on Yawkey, Way and , to charge into first place with- be as dominant as almost any New York in Yankee Stadium, mind. Poor Don Mattingly, back the improbable .low-budget Waveland Avenue, then let the out their ace? See.. wasn't it a pair ever. But the famous tan- holding the Bronx Banjos to in pinstripes. How was he to Mirrnesota Twinkles .. At the good folks in both towns enjoy superb idea to get ex-Cub Greg de~likeKoufax and Drysdaie four runs in three games, That's . know that, with the Yanks, 19. start of Monday. all four~ad 12~ what they'd waited for. Maddux as a rotation insurance or JoJv:1~onand Schillin,gdidn't six Boston wins in seven meet- games is considered a long ten- Often in sports, when such ure as the hitting coach? policy? . have. three ,top arms ,behind ' ",,••SEEIlASE8ALl.page Ji moments are deferred they are ings the last two weekends. ':,. ~,.?.:'.~:.:~('. .... : AIR NAnONAL GUARD 10% OFF TO ALL STUDENTS WITH BSU ID' Up to $3,000.00 Per Semester for -MASSAGE -SPA PACKAGES -FACIALS -WEDDINGPARTlES Full- Time Students !!! "MANICURES -STEAMY WONDER -PEDICURES -DREDLOCKS.. • Montgomery GI Bill Kicker -BRAIDS/CORNROWS' • Montgomery Gl Bill ~SALTGLOW -FULL-BODY WAXING • Cas!} Bonuses -HAIR CARE • Slate Tuition Asslslance PRIVATE OUTDOPRJAC;:UZZI • Student LOan"epayrnen~ p~~~ ~," ".~ ,__ THURSDAY. APRIL 29, 2004 _. I.ennis to llervous~tiIDe RUlHlp OIympiesig a ,I JUllllpagell , :'~ ...~"",,, 4Dubles... combinations will be . Seibel, USOC chief communi- use this clause to allege guilt by can lead to lifetime bans. And sport?" ttctded once the opposing BY lAURA VBCSEY cations officer. an Olympic hopeful. ~ not when the standards for Using anything other than team is determined, In the The Baltimore Sun "If we have a concern, it For instance, IRS reports from' evidence of doping violaticns urine samples .as evidence' of Slbgles lineup, opposing teams would be this: If there's Infer- the Balco investigation alleged- are broader than ever before. It doping violations has never J2ed to be ready for freshman People are nervous. People been done before, but then, marion out there that would be ly say Conte named the 27 ath- doesn't take dirty urine samples important for USADA to, have, letes to whom he distributed his llJDes Ludlow as he continues should be nervous. It's eight these are dliferent times. to sink an Olympian -- or an we encourage anyone designer steroids. That was 1:& be a dominant force in the weeks and counting for the U.S. For that we can thank Victor would re- UBe up. His over all record is Olympic Track and Field Trials. Olympics .. with that information to make ported in the San Jose Mercury These days, Olympic drug po- Conte, Balco, the -Internal ;m-12. He has a wicked serve The U.S. Olympic Committee it available as quickly as pos- News, San Francisco Chronicle lice have a bigger net with which Revenue Service, the State of ~t sends his opponent div- wants issues resolved sooner slble." and New York Times. to catch a thief -- or a fraud or a the Union Address in which the ~ for the ball with little time rather than later, since it doesn't In other words: The clock is Conte's lawyers deny the mu-: cheat or whatever president made steroids a focal t$ react. Mahmoud Rezk has want to have to strip athletes of point, John Ashcroft, Bonds and ticking. Fast. sician-turned-chemist named- m:en on fire and ;few oppo- medals later they should never else you The USOC would rather have names -- or least Conte's lawyer' want to call qJnts can stand the heat. His have been allowed to compete , any or all informa- characterizes the IRS report as' record is 30-8. Matias Silva is for in the first place. athletes tion about possible coerced information. ... who violate yift another Bronco that rep- U.S. Track and Field officials doping viola- Why Marion Jones was' ever' Olympic doping tflsents a force to be reckoned wonder which athletes might tions reported married to shot putter C,J:- ~th. His overall record is 26- actually make it to the start- policy. now because it . Hunter was always a question',' USADAcan also 1~. The fierce play of Thomas ing line at its Olympic trials in will take time particularly after he was banned' charge an athlete Si:hoeck will be a tough match Sacramento, Calif., July 9-18. for USADA to from track after positive drug' with violations WI any who stands up to the Marion Jones wonders why finalize its tests during the 2000 Summer- based on some- ~allenge. His overall record she has joined the ranks of in v est i g a - Games in Sidney, Australia. Barry Bonds when all those thing called "non- tion, pro- Now Jones has to explain the' ~s25-10. analytical posi- , "The guys are ready and re- years she was heralded as the ceed with $7,000 check of hers deposited: freshed. Practice has been fun, woman who would join Pele, tives." adjudication in Conte's account. Reports arc,' It's right there ~elaxed, focused, and intense," Muhammed All and Michael of any case the check was signed by Hunter: in Article 2.8 of ~ald Patton. This upcoming Jordan as a transcendent world or cases, re- and that Jones knew nothing' the World Anti- weekend will not be a stroll In figure. lease Its find- ofit. Doping Agency the park for any of the teams The name of this movie Is: ings and issue any However, anti-doping rules' code. It charac- competing. Baleo Goes to Athens. punishment. are tougher than ever. The ·· ..The WAC Is war," said Or, just as possible, Balco cli- terizes behaviors That doesn't include time USADA, whose spokesman de-' ents may not wind up going to that are tantamount to now, Jones. it would take to appeal and have clined to comment in an inter-' Patton. doping, such as trafficking, as- The USOC is waiting, ner- : All the teams will be focused Sacramento, let alone Athens, a final decision rendered. view today, is in no uncertain sisting, encouraging, covering vously, to see what come of the the win. All the teams can Greece. If we thought Maurice terms sniffing out every lead- on up, aiding, abetting and other current USADA investigation taste victory. The goal of the There arc no guarantees that Clarett's challenge to the Court· that could uncover evidence' forms of complicity. Broncos is to turn that sweet the United States Anti-Doping Into designer steroids -- and of Appeals ruling was an inter- of doping violations. That ln-' These are as good as tainted any other leads it might be fol- triumphant taste into salty de- Agency isn't preparing to send esting use of the U.S. Supreme eludes irrefutable evidence' urine samples for serving as ir- (eat, respectively of course. the Olympic build-up into con- lowing. Court's time, wait and see what that's not urine samples. refutable evidence of doping ;50 the Broncos will pack tentious, litigious and unprec- "We just don't know. USADA's happens ifUSADA actually does No wonder everyone is nero' their bags and head to edented territory. violations. credibility is based in part on its ban a track athlete for "non- vously waiting. If there were' "It's huge," said Dr. Gary Houston, with first round ac- Whatever trouble new scru- independence from the USOC analytical positives." ever a time that an anti-doping Wadler, a U.S. member of tion kicking off Friday. The in- tiny about steroids has brought and national governing bodies. There is certainly anecdotal agency were going to throw the WADA. "It certainly opens all (ensity of championship ten- to baseball, it's nothing com- USADA is decidedly indepen- evidence stemming from the book at a violator, it's now .: kinds of legal issues. How do nis is lingering in the air as the pared what it could mean for dent day-to-day operations. We Balco case that at least suggests Athens or no Athens. you balance the interest of the Broncos prepare to repeat as the U.S. Olympic team. don't know at this point what the USADA could attempt to individual vs. the interest of the they're working on," said Darryl WAC champions. Not when doping violations ~ Colleges divided over championship bowlgame' BYTEDDY GREENSTEIN final - four teams apparently Fall 2004 Chicago Tribune wouldn't be seeded. And "play-' off' is a dirty word around here. PHOENIX - Just as the con- Once the potential dollar fig-: ures are determined, confer- J{GPJtl & ~:I?d@ j{ccents cept of a post-bowl champion- GRE&GMAT ship game appeared to be gain- ences will vote on the model. It's f.."el")' lbe:lsGlJ, r."el")' lle9SCJn ing momentum, the plan was unclear whether the measure met with resistance Tuesday at would need more than a major- the Bowl Championship Series ity to be approved. Prep Classes "Great Mother's Day Gift Ideas" meetings. Tranghese said that 12 bowls BCS Chairman Mike have expressed an interest in' Tranghese acknowledged a di- hosting, the game, including Sept 15 - Nov 10 BSU Students Always 15% OFF vide in opinion among the 11 the Cotton, Peach, Gator and with Student 10. conferences for a "Plus One" Holiday. Wed, 6:00pm - 10:00pm model that would call for five No decision will be made on BCS bowl games plus a final that front Wednesday, just as' For More Information Contact: BCS officials merely will discuss, 966 Vista Ave.• 327-8922 game for all the marbles. Tranghese said the opposing how to improve the formula for" The Division of Extended Studies "Vista Village Shopping Center" (208) 426-3492 conferences view it as little more the No.1 vs. No.2 game. than a playoff, even though the The Arbiter is looking for graphic designers Apply now for salary positions, work study positions and Internships To apply, stop by our offices located across University Dr. from the SUB (downstairs red building) to get an application Call Mike at 345-8204 ext.l l for more details PAGE 1:1 THURSDA~APRIL 29,2004 SPORTS Baseball from page 11 Ryan Dinwiddie 6 records and all were alone in first place. , IfAJ. Burnett, coming off sur- gery, is as strong in the second half as he was in '02, when he agrees to join was an emerging star, then the Marlins «rated even money in Vegas not to be a .500 team this year-scan actually dream of a repeat. With a start like this, it's go- Chicago Bears ing to be hard to prevent '04 from being one of baseball's most entertalning seasons. Thus far, however, the delicacy of the spring has been the Red as free agent Sox' complete trampling of the Yankees. If not for a great defen- sive play at a crucial moment by Yanks first baseman Travis Lee COURTESY OF BRONCO Washington Redskins. Johnson last Saturday in Boston, the Red SPORTS played in 49 consecutive games Sox might have swept the seven- for the Redskins, and started 23 game feast. Ryan Dinwiddie, who set the games the past two years. By Sunday night, the Yankees NCAA career record for pass- Dinwiddie was the WAC were a demoralized crew. All the ing efficiency while the start- Offensive Player of the Year in more so because they'd been ing quarterback for Boise State 2003 after leading Boise State dominated not by Boston bats, University the past three years, to an overall record of 13-1 and an age-old and flawed Red Sox has agreed to a free agent con- its second straight undefeated method, but by the superb and tract with the Chicago Bears. league title. He finished his . extremely deep pitching that Dinwiddie was not selected Bronco career completing 622 had always been the Yankees' in this year's NFL Draft, which of992 passes for 9,819 yards, 82 trump card during the Joe Torre was completed on Sunday. touchdowns and only 21 inter- era. "What a terrible weekend," The 2004 NFL Draft marked the ceptions for a passing efficien- summarized Torre. Now, the first time five years a Bronco cy rating oU69.89. tables have turned. The Yankees player was not drafted by an Boise State players drafted have good pitching, except for NFL team. by the NFL in the previous a breathtaking vacuum in the A native of Elk Grove, four drafts include Forsey in fourth and fifth spots in the ro- California, Dinwiddie will join the fifth round by Chicago in tation. That makes the Red Sox' two former Boise State team- 2003, offensive tackle Matt hurling clearly better. The gap mates currently on the Bears' Hill in by fifth round by the may increase soon when Byung- roster. Running back Brock Seattle Seahawks and tight end Hyun Kim returns, allowing Forseywas selected by Chicago Ieb Putzier in the sixth round Bronson Arroyo, who neutral- in the fifth round oflast year's by the Denver Broncos in the ized Kevin Brown in two solid draft and played in nine games 2002 draft, safety Shaunard starts, to go back to long relief. last year, starting two of those Harts in the seventh round by Who imagined Boston could games. the Kansas City Chiefs in the have excess starters while Torre 2001 draft and tight end Dave Fullback Bryan Johnson was KRT PHOTO would be reduced to giving an recently traded to Chicago Stachelsi in the fifth round by "it's-yours-to-lose" spot in the after spending the past four the New England Patriots in Former Bronco quaterback Ryan Dinwiddie during his last perfonnance in a Boise State unifonn at the the Fort Worth Bowl . , rotation to Alex Graman. Go on, seasons as a member of the the 2000 draft. last winter. ' claim you know him. His dog may not remember him. These seven April encounters have been worthy of their hoop- la. Since they first crossed paths in Florida in March, they've tried to dope each. other out. Both teams changed so much NFL teams select nine WACplayers since last October that it's like facing an aimost entirely new opponent. Both arrived under clouds of questions. The Yanks COURTESY OF BRONCO sive player of the year. 11.5 sacks last season. have had fears confirmed. The SPORTS The next WAC player On Sunday, six more Red Sox have, in most cases, had drafted was Fresno State WAC players were drafted. their hopes answered. The Western Athletic wide receiver Bernard Hawaii defensive lineman The Yankees wondered if Conference had 9 players Berrian, who was picked by Isaac Sopoaga, Louisiana chronically injured Bernie selected in the 2004 NFL Chicago in the third round. Tech quarterback Luke Williams was in a terminal ca- Draft over the weekend, Berrian was second in the McCown and UTEP offen- . reer slide. He looks awful (.167). including two each from WAC in all-purpose yards sive lineman Trey Darilek Would Jeter be bothered that al- Hawaii, Louisiana Tech with 135.6 per game. He were taken in the fourth most every insider in the game and Nevada. Warriordefen- averaged 47.7 yards receiv- round by San Francisco, thinks he should be at second sive lineman Travis laBoy .ing per game, 24.3 yards Cleveland and Philadelphia. base for the good of the team so was the first WAC player per kickoff return and 10.2 respectively. In the fifth Alex Rodriguez can play short- selected when he went to yards per punt return in round, Jacksonville se- stop? Sure seems like It. What Tennessee in the second 2003. Nevada defensive lected Louisiana Tech about the BALCO Boys--Jason round. Last year, LaBoy had lineman Jorge Cordova place-kicker Josh Scobee Giambi and Gary Sheffield? Last 76 tackles and led the WAC was also chosen in the and Cincinnati took wide year, they hit a homer every 13.9 in sacks with 13. He was . third round by Jacksonville. receiver Maurice Mann of at-bats. This year, they've aver- named the WAC is defen- Cordova had 97 tackles and Nevada. San Jose State tight aged one every 30.5 at-bats. Is it an April statistical anomaly? ~." < "v{~ .l Meanwhile, Boston has got- W BOOKS \ii STONES JJ JEWELRY JJ CANDLES ~ '~ PRO-TRANSMISSIONS' ten palatable answers. What were Curt Schilling and Keith H G Foulke worth? Apparently a ton. • 2069 BROADWAY AVE. • PH. 378-4075 Remember the '01 Series when : ~.'. Crone's Cup60artf ~~ Schilling said that the Yankees' lor aff tftinos sacred c'l wise' famous "mystique and aura" !C'.•=.:=.:=.:=o'.=O:=;:=':=':=':=':="'j] ../ 10~ Off WITHSTUOENT 10 were just a couple of exotic : dancers? Well, he treated them ~l, ~alurdag. Mag 8tb !'rom Ham to /fpm ,.~ 3601 OverfanaCR.I.. with similar dlsdain ln a winning \ri (jJoise, Iaalio 83705 ff· Bring the whole fami~ in for an aftemoon of .j: start. In the bullpen, Boston got ., self.care fealuTing demos from Nalural ,. 208-JJJ-08Jl .,f eVef2YOAY L£JW PQlce . , saves from Foulke, Mike Timlin Il Creations Bath & Body Prodl£ls, Self·Care !\ OIl-a fll-TfQ $l~.qS"'( and Scott Williamson in three \ri Wlvw.crones-cup60arlcom if Cards, relexirg muse md realthy sn(K;ks. 'il C wins over New York. Is that deep &Indag. Mag 9tb !'rom llam to :lpm -~ enough for you? T trim! Mom ii' 'il A (-;; t How much was "Cowboy Up" ii' Bring Mom in for a 'il • A 6ikg'd R fQee "[OWING ANYWHeQe chemistry damaged by offseason Ii' FREE MOTHER'S DAY GIFTI )1 IN BOiSe ON ALI. MA,JO~ QePAil1s'~ maneuvers that offended the R iL..=~,~~,=,,=,:=,,=,:=,,=,,=,,=,,~.:..j D ''l'' "I· Goddf?S3! .,i, dignity of Garciaparra, Manny o S .,. s;"; Ramirez and Pedro Martinez? T Hours: fM.01l-$ot. 10011 - 11=, SIl1I. 110/11 - 5JfIIJ So far, Manny is on fire (.392) QeCOMMeNOeO SeQVICeS @ ::: and Pedro, though not nearly \ri FAIRIES ~ DRAGONS \ri INCENSE \ri MUSIC \ri 30~GO~qO-l~OK INTfQVAl.$ , as fast as he was, has had excel- lent back-to-back starts. Only Garciaparra, who definitely is .,f We; 00 ALL MANUfACTW2eQS nursing a sore heel and perhaps a bruised ego, is a mystery. '; Such questions have risen to If I'm 20-something, an exponential power in New England because the annual sardonic saying, "This is the am IGen X or Gen Y? year," has been upgraded. With five stars, including Garclaparra, Get answers. Anytime. Anywhere. facing free agency this winter, the new Red Sox adage has be- come, "This is the year ... or Before the Earth, planets, and the stars were .ever created, there was the Almighty God Jehovah, who else." al1SWeli always was. Then Jehovah God created His only begotten Son (Jesus Christ) the Word, and they If this Red Sox cast can't win it all, especially after the first- Together created the Heavens, the Earth, and the angels. round standing eight-count -Colossians 1:15-18 , they've just laid on the Yankees, Real-time answers from real librarians then the 86-year wait to break Accurate, up-to-date information One of these angels was appointed to rule over man. He was a high-ranking cherub called Lucifer. the Curse of the Bambino may Lucifer rebelled and misled Eve. After this, Lucifer was known as Satan, Serpent. Dragon, continue for eternity. As folks 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in Chicago can attest as they And, it's all free! and Devil. -EzekieI28:13-15 endure their 58-season Series drought, that just wouldn't be After Lucifer's rebellion and the downfall of mankind through disobedience of Adam and Eve, the tight. Almighty God Jehovah promised to bring forth a Holy One who would rule the universe and mankind under Jehovah God in righteousness. That Holy One is the Only Begotten Son of Jehovah; God, the Word, Jesus Christ, who was sent to Earth to become flesh and choose his government from among mankind, consisting of those who would believe upon Him. The world, however, hated Him~ just ~ses$ . They crucified Him, and He returned to the right hand of His Father Jehovah in Heaven until the . ~our !lqJseSpeciafist appointed time of His second coining. -Acts 3:20-23 & Luke 4:43 At Christ's (jehovah's Son's) second coming, this wicked system of things will be destroyed, and Hi, QuaUhj cROla a1d!ffOJaC~9Jtiae5 righteous, faithful followers will be resurrected from their graves to live forever, some in Heaven atl.., some on Earth. ..;.2Peter 3:7-13 Ilk Jozm to5t4 d4dat 19.99 faJozm •!B3U5luJmt~ . . '5J.~ ~+ 0-~p!J:tJJZIJrzD!.s C~dItIht COlll£t~rCafidt&fI1iilui6ltf '342~~t .. 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