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Angry Supervisors Threaten State County Property Taxes Used For Education to Help Balance Budget By Duke Conover an unconscionable act by the the wee hours of Tuesday morn­ Stiff Writer governor and the legislators that ing deciding on the $52.1 billion passed it,” he said. budget bill backed by Gov. Pete Stoker, who represents the Wilson. With only eight of his Fuming over the state’s deci­ county’s 5th District, said a sec­ fellow Republicans in the As­ sion to withhold property tax ond reading of a county ordi­ sembly voting for passage of the money from local governments, nance calling for the withhold­ budget, Wilson pressured the the Santa Barbara County Board ing of all county property tax Senate for an affirmative vote. of Supervisors has put Califor­ money to the state can be ex­ The budget lacked Senate nia legislators on notice with the pected at the board meeting next support on the first vote. But af­ threat of a tax revolt week. ter some Republican strong- Board Chair Mike Stoker was “We thought we’d be able to arming by the Wilson camp, the livid over Tuesday’s passage of a back off a bit,” Stoker said. “But Senate surprised many legisla­ state spending plan calling for a the state has forced our hand.” tive insiders by passing the bill shift of $2.6 billion in property Created by supervisors from 27-11 before the end of the late tax revenue from local coffers to five California counties, the or­ night session, a Capitol official the state’s education fund. dinance, which has been labeled said. Stoker vowed to do whatever is “the California Tea Party” by The shift of $2.6 billion in necessary to withhold county many working in county offices, property tax revenues from local monies and thus force the state proposes to withhold tax pay­ governments to schools comes to select a different form of re­ ments to the state. Santa Bar­ as a result of Proposition 98 venue enhancement. bara’s first reading came last which now guarantees that 52% "What happened yesterday month. Since then, other coun­ of tiie state’s budget goes to edu­ was a declaration of war on ties have begun to follow suit, cation. Ifproperty taxes werenot counties,” Stoker said during a Stoker said in an earlier shifted, the monies would have regular board meeting. “It is interview. heinous and irresponsible. It's State senators were up until See NOTICE, p.5 Faculty Cuts in CCS Proposed By Review By Brian QuisUng ternative to the Letters and Sci­ ous in their praise of the Litera­ Stiff Writer ences English Dept, much of the ture Program.” “restructuring” outlined in the “Those particular teachers review would defeat the purpose make CCS what it is,” said Re­ A regular external review of it was founded upon. becca Martin, a CCS literature Nexus R k Photo the College of Creative Studies Literature faculty fear that major. reported that its literature prog­ CCS would become a duplicate Three researchers compiled In a decision released last Monday, the Grand Jury provided ram needs major restructuring of the English Dept, the re­ the CCS review, which came out recommendations to county officials on how to control Hallo­ and recommended that the col­ sponse said. April 1995, but the review stated ween revelers like these party-goers. lege remove six literature Other CCS sources could not that one person contributed the professors. speak as confidently of the ef­ summary evaluation of the liter­ However, CCS Acting Pro­ fects of this negative evaluation. ature component. vost William Ashby said that the ‘The result is obscene because This gave one person too Supervisors Urged by Jury review findings will not warrant it’s threatening the whole prog­ much free reign to express indi­ the dismissal of the instructors. ram,” said Michael Murdoch, se­ vidual viewpoints, according to “Even if we wanted to, which we nior CCS literature major. Murdoch. to Tame Halloween in I.V. didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to,” Although the report called for “One person was judge, jury he said. the dismissal of the six lecturers, The grand jury became at­ and executioner. ... It should By Duke Conover In a formal response, Ashby it added that “CCS Faculty and have been done by committee,” Staff Writer______tentive to I.V. Halloween after stressed that since the Literature students interviewed by the re­ looking at Sheriff’s Dept re­ Dept was designed to be an al­ view committee were unanim­ ports, which detailed how See CCS, p.5 The Santa Barbara County much Halloween costs the Grand Jury has recommended county. Die juiy then decided to the Board of Supervisors to come to I.V. and witness the Professor Discusses Theories at Physics Convention that something should imme­ partying firsthand. By Ivy Weston diately be done to tame Isla In 1992, Halloween Stiff Writer Vista’s annual Halloween weekend saw more than 1,000 celebration. citations while the county The county grand jury is an spent an estimated $100,000 Stephen Hawking, re­ independent body of 19 resi­ on police services. The grand nowned physicist, author and dents, appointed to one-year jury found that there were also professor at England’s Cam­ terms, which investigates all untold costs incurred by van­ bridge University, broke away facets of county government. dalism of public and private from an on-campus physics In a report released Monday property and by medical treat­ convention to meet with news detailing the grand jury’s visit ment for violence victims, in­ media at an hour-long press to I.V. during 1992’s Hallo­ cluding victims of sexual conference in Ellison Hall ween weekend, the jury found assault Tuesday. that “considering the size of The jury’s report on 1992 Reporters waited patiently the crowd [about 40,000] and Halloween stated that only 6% for Hawking to respond to the pervasiveness of alcohol of the nearly 1,000 people ar­ their questions. The British consumption, the situation rested were UCSB students, physicist can no longer speak was potentially very explosive, and that nearly 800 were from due to amyotrophic lateral very dangerous.” outside Santa Barbara county. sclerosis, better known as Lou UCX BBSSEY/Ddj Ih«B The arrests ranged from dis­ Gehrig’s disease or ALS. jury members say they are Physicist Stephen Hawking answered questions Tuesday at a acting out of concern for Santa turbing the peace to public To communicate, he uses a Barbara County residents and urination. device which allows him to press conference about his personal accomplishments. their pocketbooks. “It’s nice The juiy recommended that select words from a computer ence, “Quantum Aspects of bara. It is a great place, and for people to go out and have a a decision must ultimately be screen attached to his wheel­ Black Holes,” sponsored by El­ there is a great group here in my good time, but it should be safe made to either apply stricter chair. When he has completed lison Hall’s Institute for field,” he said. and not at such a great expense rules to future I.V. Halloween what he wants to say, a com­ Theoretical Physics. Reporters asked Hawking to others,” said jury forewo­ festivities, or to eliminate Hal­ puterized voice synthesizer re­ Hawking said he was glad what is being discussed at the man Shirley Hopkins. “Most of loween revelry altogether. lays the information to his the conference was being held 1TP conference, which is the people who were out there If the Board of Supervisors audience. at UCSB and praised UCSB closed to them and to UCSB live outside of the county, but chooses the former, the jury Most questions asked of physicists, with whom he has students. the county paid the brunt of the Hawking were related to the collaborated in the past. “I al­ expense.” 1 See JURY, p.3 topic of the week-long confer- ways like coming to Santa Bar- See HAWKING, p.4 2 Wednesday, June 23,1993 Daily Nexus

UCSB has always been known for Its mellow atmosphere, and during the summer months, this laid back attitude Is even more prevalent. These folks took advantage of the sun, empty bike racks and plentiful space on the library couches during the first couple of days of Summer Sessions.We suggest you do the same before the Stress hits. / if!Kickin

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In con­ fall. they were actually trying to tee may be a stepping junction with this docu­ The only point of con­ help students,” said stone to heightened col­ ment we are addressing tention was one of the Jordan. lective bargaining power ways in which grievances bill’s clauses, which stated Aside from opposing for graduate students. can be addressed through that a written warning the clause, the council The Graduate Students official mechanisms.” must be issued if any pro­ supported the bill. Bill of Rights emerged suc­ Others, like GSA Inter­ fessor plans to discontinue cessfully from a straw vote nal President-elect Mar­ a mentorship with a gradu­ The Graduate Students conducted by GSA execu­ isela Marquez, feel that the ate student. Bill of Rights is modeled tive officers and graduate bill should serve as a on UC Davis' bill, which student representatives checks-and-balances me­ GSA Academic Vice gained acceptance by that from various academic de­ chanism for the admi­ President Elisabeth Jor­ campus’ GSA, Graduate partments last Spring nistration’s treatment of dan, who helped draft the Council and Graduate Di­ Quarter. graduate students. Elisabeth Jordan bill, saw the clause as a vision in November 1990. “no-dumping clause, Some see the bill as hav­ ‘This document, over­ dent in English who is what they can expect out Provisions of that bill ing the power to secure all, strengthens the re­ working to establish rela­ of graduate school,” Coe where a professor could not just dump you.” include the right for gradu­ better working conditions sponsibility of the univer­ tions between a labor un­ said. “But nothing’s there ate students “to be re­ for disgruntled graduate sity over its graduate stu­ ion and graduate students, to enforce it; that’s what However, Graduate spected as a person of students, many of whom dents. If our main interest likes the bill but believes it union supporters are wor­ Council, an Academic Se­ merit and junior colleague have recently called for here is to be students, this has no real power. Unions ried about.” nate committee, chose not [to professors]” and “a graduate student bill is about what recourse would be better equipped Although GSA failed to to support the clause. The right to co-authorship in unionization. students have if their to address graduate stu­ reach quorum on the bill council believed that by publications involving sig­ Current GSA Internal rights are taken away,” she dent grievances, he said. before the end of the quar­ doing so, it was acting to nificant contributions of President Scott Thomas said. “This bill... gives people ter and thus could not vali­ protect graduate students ideas or research work believes the bill can play a Ted Coe, a graduate stu- a reference point as to date it, the subsequent from being stuck with evi- from the student” partying, the juiy feels it be cancelled by UCSB.” in Isla Vista feel safe follow through on its pro­ beer they’ll just go into JURY may be necessaiy to imple­ Associated Students’ again,” said Milstein, who secutions. According to Goleta to get it.” ment a curfew in I.V. dur­ External Vice President is a member of the UCSB’s county reports, only 10% Continued from p.l ing Halloween, to allow Mark Milstein said Major Events Committee, of those arrested in 1992 Third District Supervi­ has recommended several I.V. street access to resi­ cancelling the event is not which is also seeking to were actually brought to sor Willy Chamberlin said ways to help offset the dents only and to provide the answer because it make I.V. Halloween safer justice, he said. the only thing he knew ab­ costs of increased law en­ sufficient law enforcement would create more chaos for locals. “Once it’s con­ out the jury's findings was forcement. Suggestions in­ for making these sugges­ than Halloween does. trolled we can start look­ Milstein said he abso­ what he read in Tuesday’s clude a special tax on al­ tions work. “The best way to start a riot ing into alternative ways of lutely opposes a special tax Santa Barbara News- cohol purchases in Isla The jury spoke to UCSB is to have to step into a holding the celebration.” on the sale of beer in I.V. Vista over the holiday, in­ staff as part of their investi­ group of people as a de­ As for the grand juiy re­ P r e s s . But he said that the creasing citation fines and gation, and reported that “It’s to easy to circum­ report will not be taken puty at 9:30 and say The commendations for conti­ vent,” he said. “It prom­ charging fees for parking “Halloween in Isla Vista is party’s over,’” he said. nuing the event, Milstein lightly and will be a major in certain vacant lots. not and never has been Instead, “the best thing agrees with increasing otes more drunk driving part of any decision the If the supervisors elect sanctioned by UCSB as a to do is bring it under con­ fines and adds that it is im­ because if people have to Board of Supervisors to suspend Halloween university event, nor can it trol until the people living perative that the county pay an additional $20 for make on the issue.

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partly about my life,” the 51-year-old physicist said. HAWKING Also Tuesday, Hawking Continued from p.l presented a written semi­ “The main topic is the nar of his latest research to radiation that black holes the ITP convention, which give out. ... Some people was well-received. How­ call it “Hawking radia­ ever, just because Hawk­ tion,” but I don’t feel I can ing is famous doesn’t mean use the term,” he said to his theories go over with­ audience laughter. out dispute from other Hawking acknow­ physicists, according to County of Santa Barbara ledged California’s budget physics Professor Gary crisis, and expressed nis Horowitz, one of the ITP belief as to what the prim­ convention’s organizers. ary focus of education “We argue. We don’t should be. just go to him to give us the “In the next few years, if answer. We think of him as we survive the budget, I one of us, although just a would like to stress the im- little bit up there,” Horo­ portance of science. witz said. America has the position it Hawking also showed has because of its strength the conference an episode in science and technol­ of “Star Trek — The Next RESOURCE MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENT ogy,” he said. Generation.” When Many questions about Hawking visited Para­ scientific matters were mount Studios, before the Public Hearing asked, including one re­ release of the film A Brief History of Time, he visited State Lands Commission / Mobil porter’s query about the possibility of time travel. the set and was given a role Clearview Oil & Gas Development Proposal ‘The best evidence that on an episode of the show, time travel is not possible, according to Tim Hunt, The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors will consider the Mobil Clearview Oil and Gas and never will be, is that Hawking’s assistant and travel companion. Development Proposal during its regular public hearing on Tuesday, June 29,1993 at 2:00 pm, in the Board we hav6 not been visited by the future,” he said. “They stopped filming of Supervisors Hearing Room, 105 East Anapamu Street, Santa Barbara. The hearing on this proposal was One reporter asked for him. He sat in the cap­ previously scheduled for June 22, and has been continued to June 29th. Public testimony concerning the Hawking if a god exists. tain’s chair of the Enter­ proposal and/or written comments are welcome. “You tell me,” he prise. There was a com­ responded. ment made that it would The only question asked be fun [to be in an epi­ about Hawking’s personal sode]. I think it was Ste­ life was a from a reporter phen. ... In a couple of who had heard rumors weeks a script arrived, say­ that a movie was being ing they’d love for him to made about him. be in it,” Hunt said. “My book, A Brief His­ “I would say he’s a tory of Time, was made Trekkie,” Hunt said. “In into a film. That film was the UK, he does watch it.” SO IT'S SUMMER AND YOU WANT TO R E L A X * COME PLAY WITH US. GROW OLD QUICKLY UNDER THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF VDTS. FOR NEXT TO NOTHING, MAKE IT ON TH E C A O A LIST OF LOCAL Staff of the State Lands Commission and Mobil Exploration & Producing U.S. Inc. have requested that POLITICOS AND ACTIVISTS. Santa Barbara County consider an alternative approach to existing offshore oil and gas development in west F o r g e t t h a t y o u a r e h e r e t o Goleta. The Clearview Proposal involves new "extended reach" onshore drilling into offshore oil and gas GO TO SCHOOL. BECOME AN reserves from two locations: the existing Ellwood Oil and Gas Processing Facility west of the Sandpiper Golf Course, and the Ellwood Marine Terminal site west of the Devereux Slough. As a part of the A L O O H O L IO WITH THE REST proposal, Platform Holly and offshore components of the Ellwood Marine Terminal would be dismantled OF U S . and removed from the Santa Barbara Channel. Oil would no longer be barged from Ellwood but would instead be transported to a refinery by onshore pipeline. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ANY Development of Mobil’s proposal would generate substantial revenues to the State of California, new jobs OF THE ABOVE, COME TO OUR and possible revenue sharing with the County of Santa Barbara. Substantial onshore environmental impacts SECOND TRAINING SESSION OF would also be associated with the proposal. Primary issues raised during neighborhood workshops THE SUMMER ON MONDAY, JUNE conducted on the proposal in May and June were: conflicts with existing and proposed residential development, conflicts with County coastal land use plans and policies, the handling of toxic hydrogen 28 AND WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30. sulfide gas, and the visual and possible noise effects of the drilling rigs. The Energy Division has prepared CALL 893-2691 TO SIGN UP. a staff report describing the Clearview Proposal which addresses policy inconsistencies, environmental, and WE'RE UNDER THE P H A L L I C economic issues, and providing responses to questions raised in an earlier February 2,1993 public hearing on the proposal. To obtain a copy of the staff report or for further information please contact Kevin Drude SYMBOL IN THE MIDDLE OF or Dev Vrat at the Energy Division. CAMPUS. Date of this Notice: June 20, 1993

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NOTICE: County Funds Help State 2 12" Cheese Continued from p.l christened the “Wilson- ordinance or the state Pizzas to come from the state’s Brown Budget” hfter the budget Take Off! treasury and would there­ governor and state As­ $ 9 " + tax “The state is saying, SUMMER P X Z Z A (extra cost for different toppings) fore prevent a balanced sembly Speaker Willie ‘We’ll balance our budget budget Brown. on the backs of the coun­ SPECIALS! presents... 0) As an alternative to “This is the single worst ties,’” Geis said. “All the Airfares Are Roundtrip 8 property tax revenue los­ blow to the counties,” Ro­ state is doing is shifting THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON CD ses, the budget includes an gers said. “It makes no their resources around Costa Rica $439 extension of the half-cent sense to debate [develop­ and then hoping they can Puerto tall. $356 sales tax increase imposed ment issues] when the backfill their mistakes 5 nts hotel & air!! on Californians in 1991. It state is just going to steal with additional sales tax also calls for a state consti­ our money anyway.” revenue. Well, it’s just not Vtaikikl $413 tutional amendment to be Agreeing with Rogers, going to be enough.” 5 nts hotel & airll placed on the ballot asking Stoker sent a verbal mes­ Las Vegas $99 voters whether that tax sage to the Building Indus- While his job is to pro­ c should be made try Association and the tect local tax monies, Geis 2 nts hotel & air & carl! a Eurails Issued Instantly! 3 permanent real estate industry, vow­ pointed out he is also con­ 8 If the voters approve the ing to place a moratorium stitutionally mandated to amendment the counties on the all residential con­ respond to the actions of c Dean Travel o wUl only get back $1.4 bil- struction projects in Santa the state legislature and On Campus ■ UCSB • lion in annual lost Barbara County. Stoker the governor. e revenue. Geis said it will prob­ 2211 UCen refused to continue build­ e The budget also caUs for ing houses for people the ably come down to a court 9 68 -5 1 5 1 o u a $17 milUon dollar reduc­ county can’t afford to pro­ battle. If the county ordi­ A member of USTN - University V tion in higher education tect with proper police and nance is worded in such a and Student Travel Network 5 and assumes a 22% in­ tire services, he said. way that withholding the I o crease in fees at the Uni­ County Auditor- property tax from the state 5 versity of California. Controller Robert Geis, doesn’t seem to be a viola­ 5 Second District Super­ who is responsible for tion of state law, then he visor Tom Rogers hopped sending the property tax may be able to follow the on the Stoker bandwagon checks to Sacramento, supervisors’ wishes. But “Wow. ...That’s ironic. I think something bit O by pledging his support said he is going to decide he refused to firmly com­ Z next week for the local or­ in the next few weeks what ment on any action until Recycle This Paper! dinance, and suggested action his office will take all hands have played their that the budget should be on the proposed county cards.

the literature courses. This and several other points were misconstrued CCS “Although the majority in the report because effec­ Continued from p.l of the students in CCS in­ tive communication did Murdoch said. terviewed hoped to be­ not exist between the re­ / Phun Phood Aside from dismissing come writers, they had not viewers and students, ac­ lecturers, the review also as much as heard of most cording to Murdoch. listed some perceived leading writers of the post­ “[The reviewer] didn’t do flaws in the curriculum of war era,” the review said. enough research,” he said. Phact! Did you know that when making ice cream, people often put sett in with the ice used to cool the mixing container? Why? Wlmt about freon? Explain. How come they use salt, when everyone has a freezer anyway? Do you make homemade ice cream? Explain. Relate h a m b u r g e r ? this to another topic wo have discussed this quarter. ?

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REMEMBER... You’re paying for this education.You’re the boss. Get your money’s worth. Don’t let the bureaucracy of the research intitute stick you with a class/major/degree/future you don’t really want If you’re going to pay $4,000 a year, shouldn’t you get what you want? Damn right you should. 6 Wednesday, June 23,1993 Daily Ne?

“Caught summer is always an imagined time/Time gave it, yes, but time out of any mind.” OPINION —Richard Wilbur Summer: Bruce Anderson

It's so close, you can almost taste it. It’s a kind of taste, a briny kind of taste that remind of the first time your dad took you to the oi You got clobbered by a wave and it felt lik< m were going through a washing machine with i sock stuck in your mouth. But who can foige first memory of summer fun? Well, you’re all grown up now. Most of childhood’s little memories have slowly se from your mind. Now the only thing you assc with the changing seasons is some goddess b name of Persephone. Still, summer seems to elicit a special kind It’s a good kind of taste, a br, kind of taste that reminds ybu the first time your dad took you the ocean. sponse, almost as if those infantile urges to s after an ice cream truck were so ingrained could pull you out of the middle of an 11 a.m. Or maybe it’s the sun beckoning you to spend playing “Name that Melanoma.” Whatever the cause, summertime is pla and playtime is fun time. Until you realize that the last tíme you tried ing beach blanket bingo, you woke up with litter in your shorts and a bath mat under sheets. And you still had to get to work by f Really now, what was your last fond memi summer? Was it going through puberty and MATT RAGLAND/Ddly Nexus dering around the local pool trying to pictu the mothers naked? Or maybe it was the daj high school graduation when you went off to ico and only saw the sun when it slipped thi Turning a Deaf Ear the crack of the bathroom wall. Admit it, summer’s just not any fun anyi Ending Public Comment at UC Regents Meetings Only Extends ‘Bureacratic Curtain’ Not when you’re canying a full-time job an< summer classes. Not when you're sweatin your old man at some construction site. Not' Watkins and other regents — many of whom are you’re penniless and jobless, stuck at home a Editorial lawyers whose only experience with universities is watching reruns of “I Love Lucy” with the s The Regents of the University of California, who having gone to one many years ago— see the UC as oft while listening to El DeBarge rei have already earned the reputation for being unre­ a corporation that need not obey the wishes of the backwards. Summer is the closest thing many of us get 1 sponsive and dodging accountability, seem to be public. This attitude is not only insulting, but MATT RAOLAND/Du] thinking about reinforcing this image by doing dangerous. Even if one does accept the view of the away with the public forum component of their UC as a business, that only makes every taxpayer in monthly meetings. This would prevent the average the state a stockholder who should, at the very least, student, or any taxpayer for that matter, from hav­ be granted the right to address the board. ing direct access to the body that, among other In addition, Watkins’ attitude appears to indicate things, approves fee hikes. that the regents believe they have a better under­ Students have often complained in the past that standing of education than, say, educators — like when they did use public forum time to address the Berkeley Professor Charles Schwartz — who care regents they were met with conspicuous indiffer­ enough about their university to come and make ence or even outright laughter. This latest proposed their concerns known to the powers-that-be. move would only serve to institutionalize the alie­ Perhaps what is behind this attitude is the fact nation that UC students, faculty and staff feel at the that the regents themselves never have to face the hands of the system’s decision makers. consequences of their actions, except in the form of Instead of perpetuating this division, the regents upset students and others. Unlike elected officials, should be crawling out of their secluded little shells who face the possibility they won’t get re-elected, or to listen to the various factions of the UC in an at­ employees, who can get fired for poor job perfor­ tempt to bring the disparate interests within the sys­ mance, the UC regents are appointed to 12-year tem together. The first step would be to remove the terms and could conceivably run the University into unnecessary red tape that is presently required in the ground without feeling any aftereffects. order to speak with the regents. As it now stands, That there are people on the UC’s governing body those who wish to address the board must file a re­ who already ignore the pleas of students and faculty quest five days prior to the meeting and await writ­ and want to shut them out completely is a strong ar­ ten approval before appearing before the regents. gument for a reform of the regent system that would It is the opinion of Regent Dean Watkins that create some kind of accountability, such as As­ members of the public should forward their con­ sembly Constitutional Amendment 20, presently cerns to the body in writing only. Like he reads any­ being debated in Sacramento. As it is now, the re­ thing he doesn’t want to. ‘The meetings themselves gents remain behind what student Regent Alex should not be public hearings. They’re to conduct Wong called the “bureaucratic curtain”. And What some people will do to c business alone,” he said, demonstrating what is at there’s nothing you can do about it. If they have the superstar status among peo )l best a misconception that what the regents do nerve to actually eliminate public comment, they doesn’t have an impact on hundreds of thousands need not ever reveal to us that they indeed have no see him like this, or when a G of people. shame. is dubbed into his mouth. Am< quite get it. But that’s OK. Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU

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Pity the Puppies aily Nexus Wednesday, June 23,1993 7 : the Season Gone Sour The Reader’s Voice real world, and as anyone who has spent any time Del Playa at 11 p.m. on any weekend night. You m out there can tell you, it ain’t pretty. Summer jobs want comedy? Go to an Isla Vista Recreation and And Justice... lead to careers. Careers lead to mortgages. Mort­ Park District Board of Directors meeting. You Editor, Daily Nexus: it. It’s a good gages lead to loan defaults. Loan defaults lead to want romance? Don’t take Sociology 152. On May 26, there was an letter titled “Don’t Cut the t reminds you bankruptcy. And that’s where you are right now. You leave school, especially for the summer, Heart Out of UCSB Coaching Certification Program” to the ocean, So why go through all the pain? and all bets are off Parents are going to hound you, in the Reader’s View section of the Santa Barbara t felt like you You want fun and adventure? Try driving down bosses are going to fire you, and the Eastern Euro­ News-Press. I am writing to support the letter, written newithagym pean nations are sure to return to communism. by Abe Jahadhmy and Bob Wood. an forget that But, for some reason, most of you were begging, As a UCSB graduate who participated in and was almost pleading for summer to come. Like some certified through the university’s coaching program, I Most of your masochist, you were on your knees just waiting for support Abe and Bob’s stand to keep the program in lowly seeped that two-month Chinese water-torture called sum- existence. The UCSB Sports Coaching Certification you associate mervacation. Drip... drip... drip... By the time it’s Program has had a tremendous impact on my partici­ oddess by the all over, you’ll be doing everything in your power pation and active involvement in the community. to wiggle out from under that next fatal drop — As a result of the coaching certification I was imme­ ialkindofre- you’ll be willing to check in to the nearest loony diately able to contribute my playing experience, my bin, you’ll even be willing to pay $2,000 to take knowledge and expertise to soccer players at Santa briny some classes while you’re there. Barbara High School. And that enabled me to serve òu of Summer is like a one-night stand. Sure, it’s fun athletes throughout the Santa Barbara community. I for the first few minutes but then you spend the rest 0 am also privileged to be the head women’s soccer vou to of the night just trying to figure out how to escape coach at Santa Barbara City College, where I am very from its vile clutches. excited to be able to be even more involved with the And how about your poor parents? There's a community. irges to sprint good reason they only got two weeks of summer It cannot go without saying that the source of my ngrained they vacation when you were a little kid — they just D0 personal accomplishments and community involve­ 1 11a.m. final, couldn’t stand to spend any more time with you. ment is the availability of and education provided by to spend a day Four hours into the family trip and they were dying the UCSB Athletic Coaching Certification program. to strap on that noose they call a neck tie and cram dD Beyond being involved in the community and per­ le is playtime themselves into that cardboard cubicle for another sonal achievements, the education provided by the eight hours of pencil-pushing. And you think program has helped me serve our athletes more effec­ irou tried play- they’ll like having you back now, you with the tively. Since taking courses such as sports psychol­ up with kitty f t ogy, sports administration, sports medicine and in­ it under your jury prevention, first aid, CPR, etc., I am able to offer rork by 8 a.m. By the time it's all over, you’ll be 0 athletes a vast amount of knowledge and understand­ ndmemoiy of doing everything in your power to ing beyond the specific sport of soccer. The result is erty and wan- wiggle out from under that next the athletes are able to operate at a higher level, which to picture all in turn promotes high self-esteem and feelings of be­ s the day after fatal drop... ing successful. After all, isn’t that what education is all :ntofftoMex- IT about? We must provide for the students — not take pped through eight months of dirty laundiy and the appetite of a away from them. small industrial vacuum. At least when you were DIANNE MANORS fun anymore, living out of the house they didn’t have to feel per­ e job and two sonally responsible for you. 1 sweating for So, go ahead, dream of your summer fun—your 0 ;ite. Not when parties on the beach, your afternoon barbecues ...For Jocks t home all day and your late-night trysts. Just don’t do it when 1 Editor, Daily Nexus: ith the sound you’re working the electric sander. You might What’s wrong with this picture — specifically the arge records grind your fingers from your hands and ruin your picture of the men’s crew team on the back page of the entire summer. Nexus on April 7,1993. The headline of uie accom­ ofusgettothe Bruce Anderson is a Nexus columnist 1 panying story reads “Women’s Crew Club Row in AflLAND/Duljr Nexus Classic Form” and the following story tells us the wo­ men won four races, including one not won since 1990. The men only managed a measly fifth, yet it is their picture that takes up almost half of die story space. Surely, you can do better than that. ELIZABETH ROBINSON

Notice something odd about this week's Reader's voice? Could it be the athletic theme to die letters? The conspicuous lack of the phrase "this letter is in response to" or the words | "eco-terrorist" and "fentinad"? True, diese are noteworthy abberations flam the norm, but that's not it The real weird thing is that there's this big black space down here where your letter should be. We o to attain can do something about that peo )le who only can't we? a German voice Bring your words o f wisdom to . America doesn’t r die Nexus office beneath Storke Tower. If enough o f you don't respond, the fearless and vindictive editorial leadership responsible fo r this D avid Hassediqff nonsense may be forced into even more heinous and drastic measures. That would be bad.

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By Brian Pillsbury Staff Writer______

UCSB baseball Head Coach A1 Ferrer has been reassigned to an administrative post while his assistant coach, Bob Brontsema, wUl be taking over the coaching reins for the team next season. “Al Ferrer is going to take over the baseball operations next year,” Athletic Director John Kasser reported. “He’s going to continue to raise dollars for the new baseball stadium. We’re still a little bit short of money and his job wUl be to promote season A l Ferrer ticket sales and handle fund­ raising.” emits that Ferrer is bringing in Kasser indicated that a deci­ are from the Santa Barbara sion wUl be made after the base­ County area. ball season next spring concern­ The top UCSB recruit is right- ing whether or not Ferrer will handed pitcher Scott Randall stay in an administrative posi­ from Dos Pueblos High School tion or return to the field as the in Goleta. Randall pitched in the UCSB head coach. Southern Section CIF champ­ “This kind of thing is usuaUy ionship game at Anaheim and done in conjunction with the gets high marks from Ferrer. building of a facility," Ferrer told “He’s got really good control the Santa Barbara News-Press. and we think he’s going to get “When John told me there was even better with some more de­ RICK BESSEY/DkUy Nexus the opportunity to oversee the velopment,” Ferrer said. No Kneed For Hands new baseball facility and see that Ferrer’s own son, Tyler, will it gets done, I was elated. I just be joining his dad at UCSB in the A student at Vogelsinger’s All-Star Soccer School, which will be inhabiting Storke Field for the felt the timing was perfect” fall as well. Tyler Ferrer, a shorts­ top, ended his senior season next three weeks, puts on his game face as he shows a little ball control. Quality instruction is with a .430 batting average and the name o f the game here as soccer coaches from all over the world are busy helping campers was the MVP of the Los Padres to become the next Maradonas. League. Also joining the Gauchos are Clive Parker Jr., a year we find ourselves with tion Team. second baseman from Beverly freshmen who are a year or two Janke, from Diamond Bar, Hills High School. Parker behind in terms of physical Calif., ranked second in the Big earned all-conference honors strength. It’s definitely a burden West in doubles and pulled and is an excellent hitter accord­ that is tough to overcome. But ing to coach Ferrer. The final re­ double-duty on the mound cruit is right-handed pitcher you make do with what you have where he won seven games with Matt Klein, a teammate of and work on developing the a 5.51 ERA. An outfielder from Tyler’s. Klein went 11-2 this past young pitchers,” he added. El Cajon, Calif., Phoenix ended season with 104 strikeouts in 82 the season with a .315 batting av­ innings of work. ••• erage along with a .418 on-base For UCSB, bringing in quality percentage. Elliot, an infielder, pitching in each recruiting class UCSB freshman infielder finished the year strong, coming is one of the main goals of the Jared Janke was named to the in with a .307 batting average coaching staff. The 1993 UCSB Collegiate Baseball-Mizuno while knocking out four home Bob Brontsema team suffered from a lack of USA All-Frosh Honor Team runs over the last four games of Ferrer’s record at UCSB is quality pitching, with many of while fellow freshmen Zach El­ 445-330 in 13 seasons. He has the Gaucho pitchers playing the season. Elliot earned Big liot and Wynter Phoenix made West Player of the Week for his also taken the Gauchos to their first season of collegiate the All-Frosh Honorable Men- Wynter Phoenix NCAA Tournament four times baseball. The 24-30 record that season-ending feats. during his tenure as head coach the team posted was proof of to go along with two league that. Ferrer indicated that re­ championships. cruiting good pitchers from the Bob Brontsema recently com­ prep ranks can often be a fruit­ Pair of Gaucho Spikers Get Set to Play at pleted his 10th season as a coach less task. Due to financial con­ m the UCSB baseball program. straints, the recruiting reach of He will take over a young team the coaching staff is primarily Summer Olympic Festival in San Antonio that went 24-30 overall and 8-13 limited to in-state players. Each year, except during an cause of the senior-dominated in Big West Conference play this “The Major League Draft Olympic year, the United lineup this season, although in past season. makes it really difficult. The top States Volleyball Assn, and the “Bob should step in without prospects sign pro contracts a lot United States Olympic Com­ 1991, he won a gold medal in any problems. He’s been here for of the time. Also, the state mittee select players to com­ Canada as a member of the Ju­ a long time and knows what’s schools get the junior college pete in the U.S. Olympic Festi­ nior National Team. pitchers. These players are more going on,” Kasser said. val. This year two Gauchos As a redshirt freshman out of Brontsema was also a member physically developed and are have been invited to San Anto­ of the UCSB club coached by much stronger.” nio, Texas, to participate in the La Cañada, Calif., Harris came Ferrer in 1983 that went 44-22. “When we have to reload each games. to UCSB as a setter, yet played Hie club also reached the NCAA Developing future world- middle and outside as a prep. Western Regionals where he was class competitive athletes is the UCSB is one of 11 schools selected to the Western Regional goal of the festival. Of the more with multiple representatives All-Tournament Team. than 300 student athletes that in the four-team field. In all, 23 His coaching experience also tiy out, 44 players and 12 alter­ players were selected from the includes a stint with the Na­ nates are selected to compete Stace Lougeay Mountain Pacific Sports Fed­ tional Baseball Congress Santa on one of four teams: North, eration. In total 21 NCAA Di­ Maria Indians, a semi-pro team. South, East or West. 1989 games. In his four years vision I schools, two junior In his two years with the In­ Gaucho outside hitters on the Gaucho squad, Lougeay colleges, and two high schools dians, Brontsema coached the Stace Lougeay and Moigan pounded 735 kills with a .306 squad to an 89-15 record and Chapman are among the ath­ hitting percentage labeling him are represented among the 44 two trips to the NBC National letes competing from July one of the most lethal offensive players chosen. 22-August 1. William “Donny” players in school history. Championship Tournament in Tiyouts for the Olympic Fes­ Wichita, Kan. Harris, a 6-7 redshirt, was Chapman has been in the selected as an alternate. Gaucho program for two years tival were held at various sites For Lougeay, this will be his but has yet to see any playing around the United States with Next year’s Gaucho baseball second Olympic Festival ap­ time. The outside hitter spent more than 300 student athletes recruiting class will have a local pearance after leading the West the 1992 season as a redshirt competing for a spot flavor to it as three of the four re- Jared Janke team to a gold medal in the He remained off the court be- —Jenny Kok