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The Place to Be Fatherly ► WEATHER TODAY Love Hi: 60 Low: 45 ► Homecoming Magazine ► Accent Conditions: The Progress annual Fathers and daughters Sunny, breezy Homecoming special talk about what makes Mfc 65, sunny section provides a guide their relationships SAT: 71, sunny to the action/tlrtl— C special/Bl ttHfc 74, parity ctoudy ogress 16 pages ©The Eastern Progress Vol. 75/No. 6 October 3, 1996 •. -; - . . Mattox Hall residents get walking papers u- i Idents In BY Jowren ALMJBJ forced to move out of Mattox Hall as Schwendemen, vice president for justice will be respon- we won't be responsi- M,itto« H.i News editor toui List weed part of the university's plan to relocate administrative affairs. sible for maintaining ble for maintenance the) had lo move Steve Thomas is not happy about members of the criminal justice train- "It's not built as sturdy as university Mattox. or upkeep on the by next st < ing program from the University Inn on buildings are, and it has been used con- The department of building," said having to pack up all of his belongings the bypass to the main campus. and move to a new residence hall room. tinually, so it is bound to need work," criminal justice pays Jeannette Crockett, The criminal justice training pro- Schwendemen said. "The building $381,716 a year to dean of student life, "It took me three car loads to get my gram has been housed in the needs some major renovations that can- stuff down here in the first place," lease the building of Mattox. "The University Inn since 1981, said John not be done with people living there." from the university. department of criminal justice will pay Thomas said. "I have a weight bench Bizzack, commissioner of die criminal The university plans to spend a quar- They will transfer their lease, at no for the use of Mattox Hall and will be that has to be taken apart and moved justice program. The building, pur- ter of a million dollars to upgrade the additional cost, from the University Inn responsible for upkeep. The university and then put back together again. I also chased by the university in 1975 was inn, Schwendemen said. The university to Mattox Hall effective Jan. 20. is no longer responsible for it" have carpet to move." built in 1964 or 1965 and is badly in will be responsible for the repairs to the "It should help us keep fees as low Thomas is one of 163 students being need of repairs, according to Joseph inn, while the department of criminal as possible for our students, because See Mattox/Page A8 Drug arrests made at Model
BY JENMFEB ALMJELD criminal mischief trespass and pub- News editor lic intoxication. The second juvenile was charged with trafficking in a Three Model students who appar- controlled substance within 1,000 ently spent their lunch hour smok- yards of a school and public intoxi- ing marijuana in front of Dupree Hall cation; the third juvenile was were arrested on drug charges charged with second-degree crimi- Friday, according to public safety. nal trespass and public intoxication. Eastern police officers arrived at According to some Model stu- 11:39 a.m. after Dupree staff report- dents, there were four juveniles ed there were juveniles in front of involved with the incident the building with marijuana, said "Four people were busted for traf- Tom lindqurst director of public ficking drugs and smok- safety. _^-^__ ing during school hours," The incident occurred said Antoinne Harris, a while high school stu- freshman at Model. dents at Model Five otiar drug "They were in front of Laboratory School were that girls' dorm by the on their lunch break. rotated arrests Powell Building. They Model operates as a were made on were smoking there on department in the college campus this week. lunch break." of education and has 750 Story, Page M Another student said students in grades K-12. ■■■■■ he also thought then- Because the students were four. are juveniles, their names are not "Four people were suspended: being released by public safety or three freshmen and a 10th grader," Model staff. said Josh Dezarn, also a freshman "We cannot release any informa- at Model. tion about this incident," said Bruce A Model junior who requested to Bonar, director of Model. remain anonymous said a sopho- Bonar said students who are more not with the others was accused of drug charges must go arrested when public safety found before a disciplinary committee, and marijuana in his locker. Don Knight/Progress each case is heard separately. PubBc safety would not confirm this. Punishment ranges from counseling Despite the incident, Bonar said Sweet Taste of Victory to expulsion. he does not feel there is a drt(g prob- The Colonel tootbaH team celebrates its first win of the season by singing the traditional tune, -Cabin on the Ml." The 28-7 win over Tennessee Tech. Lindquist said police arrested lem at Model. kept Eastern from being 0-4 for the first time since 1934. For a recap and look at Saturday's Homecoming match-up see Sports, B6. and charged one juvenile with pos- There has been no increase of session of marijuana, second-degree drug use on the grounds," he said. ► Parking RHA proposal would move staff lots to outer campus BY DANETTA BARKER employee parking to residential park- ern side of the campus. affect commuter parking. Assistant news editor ing. The northside and quad area have Mike Lynch, president of RHA To account for the lost parking for over 1,400 residential lots, Robison presided over the meeting, where the Feeling die ecstasy of triumph staff, Brockton Lot, the left side of said. proposal was passed. after the approval of the 24-hour open Lancaster Lot up to the gravel lot "What we are proposing is a trade "We feel very strongly about the house weekend policy, the Residents entrance and die Lancaster gravel lot with employee lots. In the survey the parking situation here," Lynch said. Hall Association unveiled their park- would be changed to employee park- RHA did, we found that people would The students pay to live here, and we ing proposal at Monday's meeting. ing. rather park close to their homes need to keep safety in mind." The proposal was introduced by Robison said the RHA looked at rather than close to the place they The proposal will now be sent to Johnnie Robison, co-chair of the poli- the areas of campus where halls are work," Robison said. the Council on Student Affairs. cy committee. located to determine which lots would Also in the survey, which the resi- Robbie Morton, director of resi- "I do feel we can make a change," better accommodate residents. dence hall association circulated to all dential development, said the stu- Robison said. The RHA brought 24- There are 371 residential parking residents on campus, 87 percent of dents went about the detailing and hour weekend visitation to campus; I spaces in the southside area," students surveyed said they feel die research of the proposal in a very think we can do this." Robison said. The area includes need for safer parking. Ninety-two comprehensive way. They made stu- The proposal suggested Ellendale Keene, Mattox and OTJonnell halls. percent felt residents should have dent safety the top priority, he said. Lot, Martin Lot, Powell East Lot, Robison said Todd and Dupree Halls parking priorities, because they must The whole premise is safety," Powell West Lot, and half of the were included in the list because live on campus until the age of 21. Morton said. "I am definitely a sup- Progress/Alan Kmcer Dizney Lot be converted from those halls are located near the south- Robison said the proposal does not porter of them and the proposal." ► Inalda Eastern grad shares fond memories of college days Accent B1 ActtvWes B5 BY DANETTA BARKER education. Thompson spent her was time for her to go to college, Mary Cook Ad Index B8 Assistant news editor mornings that summer reading in she would go to Eastern. Thompson Arts B3 Crabbe library. "I had so many good memories Classifieds A4 For some people, education "I loved to read. I would read of Eastern from the summer. I remembers her News Briefs JA never ends. Mary Susan Cook children's literature in the library, stayed there with my parents. I years at Eastern Profiles B4 Thompson is one of those people. then I would read my mothers couldn't wait until it was time for me In the late 30s Perspective A2, 3 From the summer of 1932, when schoolbooks. She was studying ele- to go to college," Thompson said. fondly. Ponce Beat A4 the Eastern grad stayed with her mentary education," Thompson When Thompson first came to What's On Tap B2 parents on campus while they fin- "I was there Sports B6. 7, 8 said. Eastern, the campus was a lot smaller. when the student ished their degrees, to the fight for With the quarter her father had The buildings were much differ- a student center for Somerset center in Keen Reminder given her, she would go to the new ent then, she said. The stadium side of Alumni Coliseum Community College, Thompson cafeteria in the basement of "I was there when the student Johnson has been involved in education opened," she - perking lot will dose for Hornecoming Burnam Hall and buy ranch. center in Keen Johnson opened," preparations this afternoon. Also, most of her 74 years. "Potatoes were 4 cents and other Thompson said. "When it first said. Tve been around education all vegetables were 3 cents," opened, there were mailboxes and Park Dnve»from the Powell Bu*Jng to of my life," Thompson said. "Both Thompson said. "Meat loaf was 7 a bookstore on the lower level. In Lancaster Avenue will be dosed from my parents were school teachers, cents, chicken or pork chops were 8 the basement recreation room, 8 am to noon Saturday. and my grandfather was a teacher." cents a piece, ice cream was a nick- there were ping-pong tables and a CLASS PATTERN When Thompson was 10 years el, so I could get a whole meal for a jukebox." old, her parents returned to quarter." TRF Eastern to finish their degrees in Thompson knew that when it See Thompson/Page At Danetta Barker/Progress
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► Editorials University should consider students first Last Wednesday, Mattox Hall will cost the university $250,000. move would actually save residents they'll be evicted? This does not, however, make up residents got some unsettling Mattox will no longer be on living in other dorms ^^— Why would students for the neglect this university man- news. They're being evicted. Eastern's list of maintenance respon- money. want to live on campus date shows for its students. The eviction notice will affect 163 sibilities, as the Department of Justice This is clearly a case of To Contact knowing the university is Besides blatant disregard for stu- Mattox residents; they must vacate wul be leasing the building. There are administration making a a Regent spending money renovat- dent interest, think about what this the premises by December so that no immediate plans for renovation. business move and trying Letters can be sent ing a hotel for visitors, conversion will mean to the commu- repairs can be made to the hall before Mattox Hall, with its leaky pipes to make it look like it's in to the Board of when they aren't renovat- nity. There will be policemen from criminal justice students move in. and broken locks, has been in need of the best interests of the - Regents, c/o the ing residence halls that around die country living next door The building will be used for stu- repair for years. Only now, the univer- students—going so far as president's office, need attention? At least, to die football team. sity would rather spend a quarter of a to imply that living on Coatee 107. they're not until students In November, the Board of Regents dents in die criminal justice training million dollars on repairs to the campus will be even better Business addresses move out of them. will convene for their retreat The program — mostly city and county University Inn, which students will after Mattox is converted for the Regents are Granted, the university is focus of the retreat will be how to get police from around the common- never use. to the police academy. avalable on request trying to make the move students to live on campus. Write the wealth and some surrounding states. from the president's Administrators cited the low num- Why would students office. 622-2101. easier for the Mattox Hall Regents. Tell them what you think These officers usually stay at the ber of students who live on campus as want to live on campus residents by attempting to they can do to make campus more liv- University Inn, which is in disrepair a good reason to lease Mattox to the knowing that, at any time, free up blocks of rooms, so able. and will be renovated while the offi- Department of Justice. Jeanette the dorm they're living in may be students wont lose the community Maybe the first thing they should cers are living in Mattox. Renovation Crockett, dean of student life, said the leased to the highest bidder and they had in Mattox. do is consider the students. ► Campus Comnrnts Summer Q. How do Eastern students stack up against experience the job competition? one to Name: Fran Perrin Affiliation: Ephraim "McDowell Regional remember Medical Center, . DanvNIe My first year of college ended a lot more quickly than I thought it 'l think they're good would. Suddenly, I was home and end know what they needed a job for the summer. want. Of course, I just knew that my old job at Wal-Mart was lurking back home, just wait- ing for me to claim it This job, however, was far from my idea of an exciting summer expe- rience. Imagine check- ing oat a family of five screaming kids and one extremely rude mother. As soon as they leave, you sigh from relief—just as you look down and notice the pool of urine on the floor in front of BETOWHISMAN your register. My Turn This memory ran ss«BBBSBBB»aBBssi Name: Penny Turner through my mind as I backed away from the application desk. I Affiliation: Toyota decided not to apply there so soon in the Good representa- season. Surely, with a broadcasting major, I could find something different and maybe tion. It's a nice mix even fun to do. of students with dif- I finally found a job at die local radio sta- ferent backgrounds, tion. Supposedly, I was going to be an office which is good. We aid — at least that's what my friend said the look for different application was for backgrounds. Surprisingly enough, they hired me, and I began to worry whether or not I was going to be able to keep up with any errands I had Wet or dry not about morality to do. I shouldn't have worried. After being in the station for five minutes, Name: Sgt. James the station manager asked me to do die live Johnson Laws get confusing down Lancaster Avenue can pro- Line for alcohol sales. weather report since he had to record a com Affiliation: State vide it A community should be united mercial. What could I say? IhadjusttoH Police when not uniform Economically, the decision in all ways. him that I understood how to work die could have attracted more While debate about key issues equipment So, I waited until the song ended "We've been pretty When Eastern students and clicked on the microphone. After several restaurants and other businesses is healthy, remaining divided as seconds of silence, I actually started to read impressed with who and other Richmond wishing to serve alco- a community could we've talked to. I think residents voted last the weather without panicking. ^^ we'll gat some inter- hol. The question prove to be a detriment. From then on, I was considered WCTT ested candidates." week on a proposal to allow alco- With several of those Richmond city offi- on-a'r staff. I never even went into the office hol to be sold on the west end of businesses, though, on should not cials and residents area the whole summer. The first job I did town, many considered it a the other side of town, bo which need to unify the city was record a 30-second weather spot for the moral issue. Others said eco- FM. It took me about 45 minutes to get it Name: James E Moley it is difficult to say how side of town on the subject of alco- done without any major mistakes. When I hear that recording today, I Affiliation: Erianger- nomic forces influenced their much impact the legal- hol sales. vote. Is more laugh at myself. I cannot imagine what was Elsmere Schools ization of liquor could The effects alcohol going through my mind back then. How The vote, which ended with have had. moral or sales could have on a could I be afraid of an entire town of listen- "We are always the proposal defeated by a nar- Would it make sense which side community's economic ers? No one could actually see me doing it impressed with row margin, actually has little to to make marijuana and moral environment Since I was pushed right into talking on Eastern students. .do with either the economy or Is more could be debated end- the air, I never had a chance to get "mic- Eastern has always legal on one side of fright" I did, however, worry about meeting done an excellent Job local morality. town, but illegal on economically lessly. the other disc jockeys. I heard the name preparing teachers. The decision about making all another? stable. What isn't up to Thor" around the station and wondered of Richmond "wet" is a common What if someone question is the impor- what kind of person Thor was. sense issue. tance of a unified com- Then, in the middle of die noon news, I could be arrested for stopped reading. Someone was standing Perhaps allowing alcohol to be robbing PNC Bank because its munity. behind me covering up my eyes. I didn't sold on die west end could have on Water Street in downtown The question should not be know what to do. Luckily, Thor took his The Eastern Progress a detrimental effect on the area's Richmond, but if that person which side of town is more hands off my eyes and I could go on reading 117 Donovan Annex quiet surroundings. robbed National City Bank on moral or which side is more eco- without too much of agap between stories. Eastern Kentucky University This was very mild compared to die Richmond, Ky. 40475 Liquor can cause later nights the bypass it would have been nomically stable. pranks die staff pulled during the rest of the for some people. legal? The true dilemma lies in mak- summer. Thank God radio people are so Maty Ann Lawrence But if an individual wants a Lancaster Avenue should not ing sure all laws apply uniformly much fun. With all the things I had to learn night on the town, a short trip be Richmond's Mason-Dixon throughout the city limits. and all the sun I was missing at the lake, it TtaMoleo* was nice to have an exciting job for once. Pretty soon, the station asked me to Manactaf •«*•' make a few commercials. If it hadn't been Sophy Mott, Beth Whiaman for Thor's patience, I would never have Copy«OHof» Corrections Policy learned the important stuff. Where to find us He spent about an hour showing me all Victor CueOar ►The Eastern Progress is located off Lancaster Avenue In the the things I had to do in order to make a Donovan Annex on the west aide of Alumni Coliseum. sta* artist The Eastern Progress will publish simple little 60 second spot After he left, I 4to downtown was atone in me station with a commercial The Esstsm Pro*r»s» (ISSN 10S1-SJ24) EKU I Richmond clarifications and corrections when assignment , it a member of the Associated Cotteflate I picked up the phone and called my fel- ■ Press, Kentucky intercollegiate Press Powell needed on the Perspective pages. low DJ, Dearee. With her tips, I finished Building \ Association and College Newspaper Business If you have a correction, please my first radio commercial in less than an A Advertising Managers, Inc. The Progress Is e hour. Compared to the time I spent on my 1 tern published every Thursday during the school send it to the editor in writing by first weather, this felt fike nothing at aD. i year, with the exception of vacation and gress My work got better with time, and I was examination periods. Any false or mlileedtng (110 Donovan Annex) noon Monday before publication on □ Roy Kldd able to puD off a few pranks of my own with advertising should be reported to to 1-75 Stadium Thursday. the station's staff. My friends complained Advlser/Generel Manager, Dr. Elizabeth EXIT 87 they never saw me at the lake, but they all Frees. Eastern Bypass The editor will decide if the cor- agreed that my job was worth it / Kentucky State I loved being a DJ at T-107.1 dont have a Opinions expressed herein are those of stu-
The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3.iwc Perspective A3 Name change not really relevant, but interesting It was a beautiful day in early fall. Hie noon playing with how your name will would change. nitely don't want to hyphenate it Lawrence touched on what a huge commitment mar- sun filtered through the trees, making sound after you get married, or doing some Robin's wedding was the first one I'd is long enough without adding another riage is. the grass look like a patchwork quilt. I serious soul searching about whether been to where the woman didn't change word to it and I already have three names. We all give a lot of lip service about what had tears in my eyes as the min- you're prepared to make what her name at all. It was odd to hear it the But somehow, the thought of hearing the a commitment it takes to get married. We ister said, "I now present to you most people consider the biggest same as it was before. priest present me after the ceremony with all talk about love that lasts forever and Robin Brookshire and Tony commitment of your life? I like my name. It took me a while to get the same name I had before the ceremony finding that one person you're meant to be Risley." Of course, this may be one of to where I did like it I used to always want doesn't appeal to me, either. with always. Wait a minute! That was her the reasons the divorce rate is as to be named Adrianne. I loved that name. After that ceremony, my life will be We talk about it from the time we are name before she got married. high as it is in America — we'd When I was little, I wrote that name in all changed forever. It seems there should be children. Little girls, at least daydream What? Not even a hyphen? Wow! rather sit around playing with our my books, and when my sister and I would some kind of immediate change. about their weddings. Then, when we get I was at once admiring of her names than considering the seri- play, I was always Adrianne Preston. . I guess it would be a pain to change all older and have convinced ourselves we strong-willed, fly-in-the-face-of- ousness of marriage. Then, as I got older, I didn't really want my credit cardsand checks and whatever don't want to get married until we're finan- tradition choice. I mean, not even But, I digress. a new name; I just didn't like mine. It * * else you have to change to his name, but it cially secure and emotionally ready, our a hyphen. I definitely want to get married. seemed like people whose names ended in probably would be confusing to any kids I mothers do the daydreaming for us. I started thinking of the day I I've known that for most of my life. "e" always had more fun. The Jennies, might have to have parents with different Maybe that's why there's such a high would be faced with such a deci- Well, since I was old enough to Amys, Kellys and Angies always had last names. Not to mention, it would be divorce rate. People get caught up in the sion. And, I should point out, it is MARYANN consider what it was that I was put boyfriends, always looked perfect and awkward for friends. I guess they'd all just magic and planning of the day and lose a decision for every woman these LAWRENCE on this earth to do. It was then, always had a lot of friends. have to call us by our first names when focus. We concentrate on the little things days — something we all must DMrlto during some of the earliest and . Finally, I began to hear about my grand- they invite us to dinner. — like whether or not well change our think about. most thorough soul searching I mother, for whom I was named. The stories Maybe hell change his name to mine. names — and lose sight of the real purpose There's a lot that goes along ever did, that I decided I was Mom and Dad told me about her made me That's not unheard of. Most men would feel of the day. with marriage besides deciding whether meant by a higher power to marry. realize I had a lot to live up to. It made me inferior if they did that I guess. It would It doesn't really matter whether the you will change your name or not, but it is Who and when wasn't an issue, then. realize the name I was givr# offered me a have to be someone pretty comfortable name gets changed — especially since I'm one of the easier things to focus on when And whether or not I would change my challenge. Thaf s when I began to be proud with his manhood. far from financially secure. All that matters thinking about taking the big step. name certainly didn't enter in, because I of it I started to love it Of course, I've just spent all this time is the love, the concern, the friendship and Really, would you rather spend the after- didn't realize until much later that my name I don't know if I want to change it I defi- talking about my name, and I've never even the trust Battling VAX terminals ► Sticky Like Glue: By Victor Cuellar OA ceilaes oi««»p**s* See what tki* -faLU... Our prwnto VIA meat)- had -rHebssf gets easier with experience \ smr kisiM] {M-tta* *'**• It never fails. Ill be sitting some- only memory terminals have is the switch is located in the back of the NO Feature*-^ Classified/Subscriptions to submit a column Jamie Neal, 622-1872 (&arlcy€ ((Parley!? 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For The last day to the corner of Main People registered to vote in their 622-4916. those not signed up by one register (or an Street and Second hometown can save themselves a 20 words, etc. Send in of the campus groups, the absentee ballot Street The voter regis- long car ride by picking up an absen- IDEAL lor STUDENTS. Earn $500 Can you lose 20 lbs. by Christ- your classified ad along plus weekly stuffing envelopes. deadline to register to vote is Oct. 29. tration office is located tee ballot; this will enable them to mas?? YES!!! Call now and ask with your pre-payment for the presidential and in the center of the vote in Richmond. FREE supplies. Start today! Rush how! 1 -800-870-7246. county elections is Oct 7. courthouse on the Applications for an absentee bal- S.A.S.E.: EMR ENTERPRISES, bofore noon Mondays. Melody Mason, SGA president, ground floor. lot can be filed in the voter registra- P.O. Box 1238, Columbus, N.C. 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Visa, 606-622-1881 PROGRESS STAFF REPORT (felony), trafficking in a controlled Wvnn Walker, assistant director mond. substance hallucinogenic mush- of public safety, said the number of Mastercard, Discover and checks Incidents of drug possession on rooms (felony), possession of drug drug charges on campus was not campus were not confined to high paraphernalia and objects to con- unusual. school students this week. At least sume cocaine (misdemeanor). There have been no increases in four students were arrested on cam- Mitchell could face up to five the number of drug related arrests," pus on drug charges this week alone. years in the state penitentiary and up Walker said. Another university student was to 12 months in the county jail on the Eastern offers drug and alcohol arrested at his home and charged misdemeanor charge, according to abuse education programs through Come See the New with trafficking and possession. Sgt Reardon, of the Richmond Police the counseling center and the Zane Hazlett Mitchell, a senior Department He could also be fined Department of Health Education and accounting major from Stanford, was $250 to $500. Student Health Services. Students Boyd's Bears & Hares at arrested and charged with trafficking This arrest was the result of a five- can pick up pamphlets and watch cocaine (felony), trafficking marijua- month drug investigation by the videos on substance abuse preven- B na within 1,000 yards of a school Richmond Police Department tion at Student Health Services. OC °-V ► New Briefs Compiled by Danetta Barker IlINC I" ** LIMITED EDITIONS Progress named For more information, or to register, Eastern employee call Janet Ingham or Kerrie George Boyd's Bears Dept. 56 Pacemaker finalist training next month at 60&£22-1224. Dept. 56 Snowbaby "Climb every Mountain" The Grapes Inn The Eastern Progress has been Eastern's Employee Training Seraphim Angel "Vanessa" named a Pacemaker finalist by the corps will offer five professional Homeless fundraiser Associated Collegiate Press and the development courses at both the Byer's Carolers "Gingerbread Vendor" Newspaper Association of America university's main campus and the begins tomorrow Santa's Crystal Valley Foundation. Danville campus. Courses offered in Richmond The Third Annual Sleepout for All God's Children The Progress was among 40 include: the Homeless will be held from 10 finalists chosen from 150 newspa- •"Gender Relations in the p.m.- 6 a.rr/ Oct. 4, 11 and 18. Old World Ornaments pers that entered the competition. Workplace," from 9 a.m.- noon Oct4 Admission is two canned goods or Santas Twenty national winners will be hon- and 11 with Larry Bobbert The two- $2. ored at the ACP/CMA College con- part seminar is taught via the For more information, contact Bunnies by the Bay « vention in Orlando. Fla., Nov. 21-24. Kentucky Telelinking Network. the Student Government The fee for each course is $175. Association at 1724. Teddy Tompkins Mon. - Sat. 9a.m. - 8 p.m. ► Police Beat Sunday I - 6 p.m. 624-0025 139 Keeneland Ds. j Compiled by Kristy Gilbert The following reports have been reported that his bicycle had been reported that a vehicle belonging to filed with the university's divi- stolen from the Keene Hall bicycle Cornelius Borders had been bro- sion of public safety- racks. ken into and 130 cassette tapes and Douglas Hall, Richmond, a cassette case were stolen while Sept 27 reported that a microwave oven his vehicle was parked in Martin Amy R. Spice, 26, Barbourville, had been stolen from the first floor Hall parking lot. was arrested and charged with dri- custodian room of Palmer Hall. Nrjiv/ ving while under the influence of Shane Delaney, 21, Richmond, Sept 21 alcohol. was arrested and charged with pos- Jeffrey S. Simonton, 22, Carla M. Townsley, 25, Gray, session of marijuana Lexington, was arrested and was arrested and charged with alco- Jason Hamblin. Richmond, charged with driving while under hol intoxication. reported that an Audiovox AM/FM the influence of alcohol and operat- Jeremy S. Johnson, 20, Virgie, stereo cassette player and a JVC ing a vehicle on a suspended was arrested and charged with alco- car stereo amplifier had been taken license. hol intoxication. from his unsecured vehicle while it Mack Wertzler, Richmond, was parked in front of 672 reported that he had been robbed Sept 26 Brockton. at gunpoint between the 700 and Jeffrey T. Huddleston, 22, Jennifer Wilson, Richmond, 800 block of Brockton Apartments. Springfield, was arrested and reported that someone had entered Items stolen were $15, a wallet, charged with driving while under room 314 of Case Hall and stolen driver's license, military ID, check the influence. three Diet Mountain Dews, one stubs, temporary birth certificate Gary A. Matherly, 22, compact disc and a bottle of hair and a small copy of his high school Springfield, was arrested and spray valued at $20. diploma. charged with alcohol intoxication. Jeremy T. Litteral. 18, South Sept 22 Charleston, Ohio, was arrested and Sept 25 Michael S. Henderson, 21, charged with driving with a sus- Jon Beach, Richmond, reported Montauk Trail Ridge, N.Y.,was pended license and possession of the theft of his bicycle from the arrested and charged with disor- alcohol by a minor. bike rack at Keen Hall. derly conduct Daniel L. Diamond, 21, Virginia K. Falkenberg, 20, Bonnieville, was arrested and Sept 24 Richmond, was arrested and charged with alcohol intoxication. Micheal McWilliams Jr., 21, charged with possession of can- Jacob B. Schultz. 21. Corbin, was arrested and charged celed or fictitious operator's license Elizabethtown, was arrested and with possession of marijuana and and possession of marijuana. charged with alcohol intoxication. drug paraphernalia. Tonia M. Brandenburg, 25, Kevin Bradley Mitchell. 20. Richmond, was arrested and Sept 19 Lexington, was arrested and charged with alcohol intoxication Orlando Madriz, Richmond, charged with possession of marijua- and disorderly conduct reported that his bicycle had been na and drug paraphernalia. Tammy M. Poynter, 18, stolen from the front of 502 Richmond, was arrested and Brockton. Sept 23 charged with disregarding a traffic Aaron M. Hodman, 19, Union, Jennifer Wilson, Richmond, control device and no operator's was found guilty of alcohol intoxica- reported that she was assaulted by license. tion and spent one night in jail. a black male while she was on the Jason King, 25, Eubank, was Andrew M. Wimsatt, 20, Eastern Progress walkway on the west side of Clay arrested and charged with alcohol Florence, was found guilty of dri- 622-1881 Hall. intoxication. ving while under the influence of James Pichotta, Richmond, Ruth Golden, Richmond, alcohol and fined $460.50 ■■■iM The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October3.1996 NeWS A5 « m -JL m 1:12 P.M. END OF SEMESTER. NO CASH. NO MAJOR FOOD GROUPS IN SIGHT. CALL MOM 1-800-COLLECT TO PREVENT STARVATION. 1-800-COLLECT % For - I Bdona3-rnin AT&T oi I '.call M t, * m ^ f A6 NeWS The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3,1996 ► SACS Study Compliance with study will add speech class studies. "If a transfer student comes 111 am vary confi- "Instead, we decided that each report, now on reserve in the the next 10 years," Enzie sard. Response deadline in and has not had a speech course degree program be responsible that library, was written by many faculty They 11 announce their decision at is tomorrow I would think they would need to dent we'll coma their students are competent on the and staff members of the university. a meeting in December in take one, too." through this thing basic use of computers." "I made assignments to various Nashville." BY JENNIFER ALMJELD Making a speech class mandato- Like the need for computer people for draft reports," Enzie Enzie said he thinks the report News editor ry will also make it necessary for with flying colors. training, many of the 17 recommen- said. "(Vance) Wisenbaker was the will be very well received by the the university to hire some new dations made by the SACS visiting director of the self study and SACS committee. The general education curricu- staff members. Russell Enzie, committee were able to be handled Virginia Falkenberg was assistant "I am very confident that we'll lum just got a little bigger, thanks "Certainly that will be necessary vice president for without adding any extra faculty or director, so the three of us put come through this thing with flying to some recommendations made by to implement the new speech academic affairs staff. everything together." colors," Enzie said. "I think we're in the Southern Association of requirement," said Dan Robinette, The visiting committee really After the responses are received, real good shape." Schools and Colleges last year. chair of arts and humanities. "I've » wanted a lot of documentation," they will be reviewed by SACS and Enzie said the main reason the Tomorrow's deadline for asked the speech chair to make a said Russell Enzie, vice president then the chair of the visiting com- report went so well was because of responses to the recommendations recommendation in regard to how in slowly." for academic affairs and research. mittee will get a chance to review the self study the university did in prompted the Council on Academic many staff members need to be After taking care of the new "It wasn't that we weren't already the report. November 1995. Affairs to add an oral communica- added. speech course, administrators were doing it, they just wanted documen- After that, the report will be sent "We got fewer recommendations tions requirement for students "I'm seeing us taking on an addi- asked to address the recommenda- tation." to three individual reviewers from than most schools," Enzie said. "I entering the university in 1997. tional three to three and a half new tion that a basic computer course All this documentation was com- the Commission on Colleges, Enzie think we got a really exceptional "Presumably this will affect any staff members," Robinette said. be added. bined in hundreds of pages of a said. report from our own individual new student in 1997," said Jack "We won't be hiring those people "We didn't recommend they add report that was sent to SACS nearly They will all make recommen- study. We identified many things Culross, dean of undergraduate all at once. We'll be phasing them a computer class," Culross said. a week before schedule. The dations for our re-accreditation for before SACS did." t t ► Profile: David Zurick t Quick fmet* on Professor to speak about exotic travels David Zurich ■ Professor of geography BY JENNIFER ALMJELD needs of tourism." News editor Zurick describes the region of the Has served at Eastern; Himalayas as a "raw, rough-edged" for nine years For university professor David place, opposed to the "warm, lush" Zurick, home is where his suitcase spots in the South Pacific he has visit- Newest book is is. ed. He said although each place was titled "Errant Journeys"; Tve been traveling for a very long different, they complimented each tune." Zurick said. "When I was 18,1 other. He also said it was impossible Holds degrees from ; aid one of those around-the-world for him to pick a favorite plaice from Michigan State and \ kind of trips. I took a year off and all of his travels. University of Hawaii backpacked around Europe and lots "I have ferforite places because of of other places. That experience the experiences they provide," Zurick ! formed a life-long attraction for travel said. "I would guess I've walked for me." Photo submitted about 2,000 miles in the last 20 years. Zurick, an author and associate pro- David Zurick,(nght) lived in the construction pictured at left while in the To choose one favorite place is fessor of geography and planning, has Himalayas. He will speak 7:30 p.m. Tuesday in the Ferrell Room in Combs. impossible. it is time to create your ultimate been at the university for nine years, "I guess if I had to choose any but has been on sabbatical for the last Himalayas from the perspective of that runs from Pakistan to Bhutan, Elace to go tomorrow I'd go to India, two with the University of Hawaii and western experience in the tourism itself may harm the area. ecause it has so much to offer," in South Asia He will share his experi- Himalayas," Zurick said. Tourism is "You're infringing on people's Zurick said. "Of course, I'd probably ences about some of the world's most a huge economic force in our society. worlds," Zurick said. "(The change my mind the next day." Spring Break exotic and out-of-the-way places in a The Himalayas now is almost a com- Himalayas) have a mythical, religious Although he is back in the world lecture 7:30 p.m. Tuesday in the modity for tourists. If s become like a significance for people of the region. of classrooms and tests, Zurick has Ferrell Room of the Combs Building great big Gatlinburg." It is the seat of the gods... and every- not lost his wanderlust called The Himalayas — a new world Zurick said although the revenue where you go there are sacred moun- "I suspect that I will continue to theme park?" from tourism may be beneficial to the tains. That religion is being tested visit new places," Zurick said. There O "I'm going to be looking at the people from the Himalayan region now, by the force of the economic must be a little bit of Gypsy in me." 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"Also, the program has some wanted to move by stopping at a female trainees, so well be putting in table set up every day this week in Regular Hours Every Tuesday some partitions on one of the floors the lobby of the halL Tuesday and Wednesday 9 a.m. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. to give diem some privacy." "We're trying to work with them uatil4p.nl. Schwendemen also said some as much as possible," Crockett said. and Tuesday Evening by TANNING SPECIAL general repairs and cleaning will "Some had obviously formed a com- Appointment have to be done before trainees can munity, and we were concerned move into Mattox. about breaking up that community, 316 Gori Lana Richmond. KY 404751 It is unclear how long the trainees so we're clearing up some blocks of 5 sessions will continue to be housed on cam- rooms. Don Knight/Progress pus, according to Schwendemen and "Unfortunately, we have a No one reaches for $10 Bizzack. decline in people living in residence Denver Dill, a freshman from Lexington, Ohio, and a Mattox Had resident "We're very pleased about the halls, so I don't foresee any crowd- (standing) gets counseled about his room change by James Turner, housing EKU like we do. move," Bizzack said. "We're looking ing problems," she said. "There adviser. "I dont like it at all.* Dill said of the move. (Wolff Tanning Beds) forward to it" should be plenty of rooms open." Eastern Progress 623-5014 Unfortunately, most of the stu- Finding an open room was not a would be gone, and I don't want to Stachoulas said. 622-1881 dents in Mattox Hall are not excited problem for Stavros Stachoulas. a 19- spend mid-terms worrying about Michael Vernon, a freshman about making the move in mid- year-old police administration major. where I'm going to live. from Louisville, said he decided to semester. For Stachoulas, it was trying to get "They say they have all this go ahead and move tomorrow to "I'm not really upset that we have his roommate moved with him that room all over campus, but everyone O'Donnell Hall and get it over with. to move," Thomas said. "I just wish seemed impossible. is on a waiting fist," Stachoulas said. "It didn't bother me that much," they would have told us ahead of "He had a class until 2 p.m., and Stachoulas decided to stay in the Vernon said. "It's just that first of McCoy's Family Hair Care time." after that all the rooms were gone," room he was assigned in Brockton all, they moved us in here, where Residents of the hall were Stachoulas said. "I wanted to sign Apartments. He said he should be we're living, and then a few weeks HALLOWEEN SPECIAL informed of the move at a meeting him up with me, but they said all I moved in by Wednesday. later, they are telling us to move. I last Wednesday night at Mattox Hall. could do was get off the list and wait "I just want to get it over with just would have liked to know earli- "At first there was a lot of dissen- for him. By then, all the rooms and not have to think about it," er." PERMS STARTING AT: Thompson: Alum remembers WWII at Eastern $29 " From Page AS Case Hall was built later, Thompson After graduation, Thompson went her parents continues in her two WALK-INS WELCOME said. back to five with her parents. Later daughters. 155 S. KEENELANDDR. Thompson came to Eastern in Among all Thompson's pleasant that summer, she was hired to teach Thompson is reminded every day 1939 to study home economics. She memories are some she would rather elementary school at Shopville, in of the impact her teaching had when went to summer school three sum- forget. Christmas break in 1941 Pulaski County. she sees former students around 624-2126 mers and graduated in 1942. began a dark period for Eastern and "I was hired to teach until the reg- Somerset Thompson said her years at Eastern our entire country. ular teacher came to teach," They always remember what I ».-* were full of memories about student "We went home for Christmas, Thompson said. "I didn't teach there taught them — if you wanted to be HAIRSTYLIST: life and all she learned while study- and when we came back in January very long. I went on to teach at the happy, then look for happy things. If ing to become a teacher. the boys weren't here. It was only high school." you always look for the bad, then you FRANCES HOWARD "I learned so much about nutrition girls on campus," Thompson said of Thompson met her husband, will find bad," Thompson said. and health. We learned to sew and the effects of the bombing of Pearl Hobert, while they were both teach- Thompson is now trying to per- PAULINE COLE manage the home," Thompson said. Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941. "At first we ing in Pulaski County. "I was the suade Gov. Paul Patron and Eastern These were the things I liked to didn't know where they were, then home ec teacher and he was the agri- to help with the construction of a stu- pass on to my own students in the 15 we realized they had all enlisted in culture teacher." . dent center at Somerset Community EXPIRES 10/31/96 years I taught high school home ec" the service." Thompson continued to teach College. When Thompson was at Eastern, "I don't know much about the war even after the birth of the couple's "I know it will happen because it $5 OFF HILITES $5 OFF COLOR Sullivan and Bumam were the only years at Eastern, because I graduat- three children. The dedication to is a good thing," she said. 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BEGINNINGS Mikayla is named for my older brother, Mike, who died in a camp- ing accident 11 years ago. We were Eastern fathers and daughter s share so close growing up that I wanted to honor him. People think we got stories of living and learning together s^sf' IB / fll the name from "Dr. Quinn," but it is the feminine form of Michael. She's really changed my life. From JEREMY 8 ALEXANDRA W^\ the first time I held her, I looked into her big blue eyes and realized what a miracle life really is. PASSAMONTE I'm going to be an overprotective father. She can't date until she's 18, and I'm going to the prom with Jeremy i I She has her. When a boy comes calling. 111 brought a lot of fun wf^^^ show them my gun collection. and excitement in Each day is so different as she my life. She's very reaches a new milestone in devel- playful and enjoys opment. She's smiling all the time staying busy. Jeff Selby, a senior occupational therapy now, getting her personality. Yes, I Alex was so excited major, holds 5-month-old daughter Mikayla. thank heaven for little girls. JJ about having a brother. She didn't know what a broth- er was, but she was CHARLES ANN HELMUTH excited about it anyway. She helps out with him, keep- ing him entertained and making him laugh, feeding him. They are going to be close, and it's fun to watch. I have an advantage over regular people as far as being able to spend time with her. I get what a lot of people don't, time with my chil- dren. If s important to me, kids are our future. I really wanted a girl. I thought it would be interest- ing, and it has been. When we went for our ultrasound, and I saw Alex for the first time, it brought reality to the experience. I started to think of everything we had - to do, began plan- ning. It made it more personal. You have to be ready to be a par- ent. I can relate to Ann {{He is one Alex easier because of the brightest I'm 23 and I can Charles Helmuth is an art professor and his daughter Ann is a graphic design Jeremy Passamonte, a desktop publishing major, works as a major. Charles said he is very proud of his daughter and that they are very close. artists I know. His remember what it's opinion is really waiter but still finds time to spend with 2-year-old daughter, like. Plus, I have a Alexandra, and 5-month-old son, Mason. important to me. higher energy After looking at my level 3) work he can tell me ) what is weak, but I can take that advice CHARLES S JESSICA DAVIS or leave it. He thought I was lazy before. Now Jessica ii It's wonderful sharing this that I'm in design, it with him. I have somebody who under- concentrates on stands the pressures. attention to detail After high school, we sat down and talked and I have to stay about college. I had other interests, but I really focused. The always kept going back to nursing and whole art faculty Eastern. knows me and that Dafl had always wanted to be a nurse, and is so much added he told me whatever I chose, to follow my pressure "J dreams and be happy at it I told him 'I'm Charles id I know not going unless you're going too.' what it takes. She He's got a new energy to him. He smiles just did enough to more, laughs more. I tell people who say get by before. they are too old to go to school that my She was creative dad's doing it, they can too. 5 J but not focused. Charles it Jessica convinced me to say Now she does triple "what if..." and here we are. I worked for the amount of work years in the restaurant business and then she used to do. as a financial manager. She told me nurs- She has a much -V_ ing was what I always wanted, it was what broader base of we both wanted. experience and I'm so proud of her, she is an excellent maturity and a new nurse. focus on her work. To watch her take care of people so well, If s a total pleasure and to realize that*s my daughter, it's won- to watch her devel- derful. op as an artist I love the time we spend together J J i My role is to encourage her, and allow her to make her own mistakes. Stories by She's very hard on Julie Clay herself, and some- times its hard to try Photos by and maintain equi- Shannon Ratliff and librium and say Charts* Davis entered the nursing program at Eastern after daughter Jessica she's just another Julie Clay talked him into it She said they are equally proud of each other. student JJ «,) £ B2 Thursday, October 3.1996 The Eastern Progress 'RICHMOND HALL 8 <-r |uo tow irfm **n?is That Thing You Do** (PC) 5:00 725 9:45 Sat/Sun 1:15 5 00 7 25 9 45 We Are Now Closed The Mighty Ducks 3" (PG) 525 7:45 955 For The Season. Sat/Sun 100 3:15 5:25 7:45 955 Thanks to everyone The First Wives Club (PC) 5:35 7:40 9:50 for a great 1996. Tap See you in the spring of 1997. Sal/Sun 1 ■ 10 3 20 5:35 7:40 9:50 Extreme Measures" (R) 4 50 7:15 9:45 Have a happy Sat/Sun 1:20 4:50 7:15 9:45 Halloween and The Glimmer Man" (R) 5:30 7:40 10:00 □ 11:45 a.m. Dining Room A Q Noon Room C Powell Building □ 5-9p.m.l SaVSun 1:10 3:15 5:30 7:4010:00 a thankful Powell Building "Rate Your Plate," wetlness Teachers Workshop (Math, Last Man Standing (R) 5:30 7:40 9:50 Thanksgiving, Sat/Sun 1:10 320 5:30 7:40 950 TODAY 'Narratives of Women Slaves" seminar by Julie Howard, gradu- Statistics and Computer a wish come OCTOBER 3 more info call 2913 ate student in nutrition Science) Madrnsm Bisk (B) 520 9:40 SaVSunl» 520 Ml First Wd (PC) 7:30 Sat/Sun 3:10 7:30 true at Bulletproof (R) 5:15 720 9:30 Sat/Sun Christmas and J Combs 419 J 7 p.m. Volleyball □ 10 p.m. • 6 a.m. Eastern 125325 5:157209:30 a wonderful t Last day to submit materials to Southeast Missouri State at track Sh« dock soo4 10/4 through 10/10 FRIDAY be considered for admission to home Third Annual Sleepout for the •WO PASSES-NO PASSG/K0 SUPE1BAVBB New Year. teacher education. 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FW'.QCTII FH'QCTII FRI«0CT2S FB-NQY1 1) Substitute 1) Braveheart 1) ForrestGump 1) Deadly Outbreak and sho wtimes rotate daily for your convenience. 2) Vrtuoeity 2) NineMonths 2) A Wak In The Clouds • 2) Hunt for Red October 3) Farewell to Arms 3) Seven 3) Jade 3) Getting Away with Murder Check out our schedule of the 16 4) Sabrina 4) Snows of Klmanjaro 4) Thin Lne Between Love 4 Hate 4) Vampire in Brooklyn movies we 're showing in October... SPONSORED BY UNIVERSITY CENTER BOARD DONTMISSA SINGLE ONE! RESIDENCE HALL ASSOCIATION 4Sifc AND STUDENT ASSOCIATION ... ^^M^M. ■M ■MMM^ '. ■ Ah/saa Bramlage, editor The Eastern Progress Thursday. October 3,1996 B I Arts >'■" . lSm. ■ l£W iDc IH 13. lb i* SEVENTEENTH ANNUAL EKU CULTURE FESTIVAL MEXICO & CENTRAL AMERICA WN50M> W Trtf WFKi OF INTONATIvNAL l>U j year's focus in Eastern's Culture Festival Folk art exhibit Oct. j-$ i } BY ALVOA BRAMLAOE Campbell BkJg. weekdays 9:15 a.m.-4:30 1 2 1 4 5 i Arts editor impacts it made on the Native p.m. Featuring an authentic Day of tie Americans and the rest of the Dead altar & painting* of Aztec Ruins. • The culture of Mexico and world, said Carmean. , Central America is being brought The Culture Festival ends with a to 1 \ to life during the month of October, fiesta celebrating the Mexican Day 6 Lecture 7 p.m •! • Film* 9 IO 11 12 j thanks to the efforts of the of the Dead, Mexico's version of P—J..U. AJ.- Mi«U AIU (,„*) ifexiut* 0t MriKii L. C.IU^„ i. L. } International Education office. Halloween. A„. Campbell BWg The Eastern Culture Festival Organizers are calling it a fiesta M.I.™. I opens Oct 7 with a folk art exhibit because death and spirits are Artist Michael Aakhus will looked at differently in Mexico, 11 Lecture 3:30 p.m1 4 IS FHITI p £ Lecture 7 p JT\ J 7 It 49 I exhibit some paintings of Aztec said Carmean. T).r~sl. album—Richmond BY MICHAEL ROY Staff writer For those who are looking for something different musically, Indica Blue's release could be it "I Know Where I Am" is the band's debut, and if the music is any indica- tion, it won't If You Go be their last. The first When single, "It's 9 p.m., Friday You," off the album is a When* solid rocker Amy Keams/Progress Phone 3 with folk- , Book and Candle's cast (left to right) is Rose Coleman, Andrew Bourne, Jason Meece and Matthew Lewis. tinged gui- t Cost tars. $3 ^Lead singer IComedy casts playful spell Se a rcy's Photo submitted Janis Joplin- Indica Blue plays Phone 3 Friday. Its new CD is "I Know Where I Am." >pv ALYSSA. BRAMLAGE with ease. Gillian is tom between Nicky is aptly depicted by like vocals make it sound as though if s from another time. Friday. The union of Indica Blue was '.•Arts editor the decision to be a human or a Matthew Lewis, who comes across Indica Blue is from southeastern done in an effort to do something witch, and Coleman delivers a win- as both the snotty brother to This is the first single to be i. For two and a half hours, I sat released from the album. Indiana, and the members played different and refreshing, according ning performance. Gillian and the compassionate in different groups before forming to a press release from the band. [thoroughly enchanted by the cast Shep'sxharacter is brought to friend. The remaining six songs on the $>f "Bell, Book and Candle." CD are also good, with good use of Indica Blue. For those who like Melissa life by Andrew Bourne, who makes The cast has done a superb job Mike Mount and Brian Etheridge or the Indigo Girls, you The five cast members were a potentially stiff character animat- in the portrayal of John van guitars on tracks like "Mary" and Excellent in their portrayals of "In the Morning." DeBruler played in Rachel's should like "I Know Where I Am," Gillian, Shep, Queenie, Nicky and ed and amiable. Druten's bewitching comedy. Witness, Psy Unison and Color; which has the same feeling and The eccentrics of the play are It is interesting to see the char- Searcy's voice carries the •JJydney. All were convincing in strength of the songs. Dave Lacey and Searcy played in emotion as both of them. Queenie and Sydney, portrayed by acters entering and exiting differ- Wolfchile. Indica Blue's web site located at JJheir delivery. 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OVER 40 BOOTHS \pitf*—* DOMINO'S PIZZA minister of Eastern's Newman Newman Center? Center. She replaced Sr. Eileen How did you get the job at OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK [($100 MinnTium Transaction) (One per visit) Golby, who left the Newman Center I plan to continue the existing Eastern's Newman Center? (606)625-1524 iSome restrictions apply I to take a position at a Lexington programs, making more I* Not valid with any other offer. church. improvements as necessary. I Last spring, I wrote up my ••GO COLONELS'' .University Shopping Center! hope to get a Bible study resume. And I decided to Downtown Richmond | (Near Social Security Oflice) Where did you work before going. I have fallen in love with the write up my perfect job •129Soulh 1st Street 623-1199 you came to Eastern? Word of God. And I want to share the description. About three Bible with people and help them dis- weeks later, 90 percent of it appeared w I was in Chicago for seven cover the richness that is there. And in the paper, in an ad for this job. My years. I was studying five of maybe also getting some days of heart just leapt for joy, and I sent off Kathy Schmrtt those years; I was getting my reflection started. Kind of like a mini- my resume. I got picked for an inter- New minister of the Catholic master's degree. I have a mas- retreat view. I was one of four people Newman Center ter's of divinity from Catholic picked to be interviewed. Theological Union in Chicago. How did you first get interest- Campus ministry has ed in working for the Catholic Do you feel like being a lay What are the responsibilities Church? person will make your job always been an of the campus minister of the more difficult' involvement in E3 Newman Center? It wasn't something I'd ever Schmitt's life. thought I would do. I went to No, I don't think that it will be I do a little bit of everything. I college, and I have a bache- more difficult; but I think it help get the services planned lor's of arts in communications stud- will be different. I think I for Sunday — the Mass, find ies. I thought that I was going to be a have different gifts than if I readers, Communion minis- public relations person. My last were an ordained person, and I think ter, plan the musk and that kind of semester of college, the Holy Spirit some people are intimidated by a thing. I also work with students a lot. started to say maybe I wanted to minister or a priest I'm just Eke them, I work with Father Ken, the pastor consider thinking about being a min- and maybe they can talk to me a little here, and together we develop pro- ister. I decided to do two years of vol- more easily then they could if I was grams for both students and the per- ordained or a priest manent adult community, which unteer ministry after college. tends to be the faculty and their fami- What other schools' Newman Do you know of any changes lies and stuff. Centers have you worked at? yet? How do you Eke Richmond? When I was in college, I was I don't know enough yet I Hometown: Laurel, Md. very active in my campus min- need to be here awhile Education: Bachelor of arts I like Richmond. It's a great istry. I was a student leader, before 111 know. The Holy and master's dear—a smalltown. I went to Virginia but I didn't really work there. Spirit was active in this com- Previous occupation: Part- Tech, which is in Blacksburg, I did a yearlong internship in a cam- munity long before I arrived and has time layout editor for Va, and if s very similar. It's a a plan and has been leading people. small town with a big university. I pus ministry at St Xavier University National Federation of also love the fact that it is in in Chicago. That was a commuter I'm going to be here, I'm going to Priests' Council Applachia and in the mountains. It's school and a Catholic school, so if s keep listening, I think in a couple of so beautiful here, and the people are really kind of different from here. months, I will know. fe encourage Utters to the editor. Come and Join Us! SAl I) von have an opinion or idea your would h WORSHIP SCHEDULE like to share WRITE US! w ft. ..,|rV ; 11 a.m. Morning Worship All letters should be submitted by noon, Monday. Each letter f ||j]^' 9:45 a.m. Sunday School should include your name and phone number. Letters should not exceed 250 words. Eastern Progress •w&MWr- Pi™* Presbyterian Church PREPARE TO GET WET!!! 622-1881 ±!4.SSt*9 West Main St • Richmond Bobbing for GREAT PRIZES! if Doesn't Matter who Wins... It's WHERE You Watch The Game! 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"It's noth- ber Julia girl was to a certain point she called When Pam Francis returned to ing heavy, because ministering to Jones, the her husband, just looking for some school after being a full-time home- we've all got classes group has encouragement and he didn't give maker, she didn't know a soul Now, and we're busy; it women. become a her any encouragement, and she f she can be found dairy in the PoweD just brings to a focus Pam Francis, meeting place. went into the library or another class- Cafeteria lunching with members of about God caring group's founder "I was room, I'm not sure where, and there Women to Women, the Christian fel- about our everyday told there was was another woman who had been a lowship group she began four years fives." » this rowdy part of this lunchtable. She just ago. Women to group that looked up at her and said, Tm going The group stemmed from Francis" Women is made up largely of non-tra- meets in the cafeteria," Jones said. to tell you, girl, you don't quit You're work as a peer adviser. ditional students; many are women "It's been really uplifting. If I'm going to make it' Just those words of "I realized women were sitting all who have found themselves in the bummed out this is a good place to encouragement helped her make it over this campus without a support position of breadwinner after divorce come." through that day." v "■■*- group," Francis said. That was the or abandonment Psychology student Alfreda Elliott The group's impact extends foundation for Women to Women; if s "Being non-traditional, you have a didn't know there was a group, exact- beyond die confines of schookelated a need." life outside of school that is very ly. stress, though "It pretty much started out first demanding," Francis said. There's a "I knew Donna (Howard)", she "Some of us are versed in social hand — women asking other women high expectancy, you have to make said. "I saw her eating lunch over services," Francis said. "If s not just to lunch," she said. "Now, if s more A's — thaf s the mentality. If s not the there all the time and I just joined religious and Christian values that like an outreach ministry of First truth, but if s the mentality. And so if her." are the main theme; ifs survival, Alliance Church. If s to let students, you fail here, you fail at home, too." Part of the group's popularity sometimes. both traditional and non-traditional. Francis said it is the closeness of comes from the support that mem- There is one woman _. she now know that God the group that bers offer each other. takes in women who are running cares about us." makes such an "Sometimes just having an older from battering husbands. She takes *r^- ^d student helps," said Francis. "I'm a them into her home." While the Women to Women impact Ks group is centered "Some of senior this year, and I'm older as far Francis said the group has had around Jesus Wh«n:TRF 11:30 a.m-1 the women have as being here at school. I can teach about 20 members throughout its come one time, another woman how to use a comput- four years, and she is amazed at how Christ, it is not a p.m., MWF 1 - 2 p.m. it has taken oft. built around a spe- Where: Powell cafeteria maybe twice, but er, I'm versed in where to go, who to cific religion. it's such a con- see and how to do certain things." "We're having a reunion Oct 26," "We've had peo- nection for them," It is just having someone to talk to she said. "I try to keep track of all of ple of all faiths she said. "They that helps people the most Francis them (members)." know that we're here." said, especially for non-traditional stu- Some of the members have found come," Francis said. "We've had peo- commonalties that bond them. ple come to this table that are not Members have found out about dents. Christians, and we've had debates, Women to Women mainly by word of "For some, to come to campus is a +" There are two women who met Amy Keams/Progress too, on all kinds of subjects." mouth. Student Donna Howard said fearful experience. I was terrified," last week who both have handicapped Strike! Francis said gathering together one of her professors slipped her a she said. "It's like going into a time sons," Francis said. That's a hard gives members the strength they note with Francis' name and phone warp; if s really tough." thing to deal with, anyway, but to hear Tiffany James, a senior broadcasting major from Lexington, takes need to cope with the stress of school. number on it after Howard had talked The group has made the differ- them encourage each other... I knew aim bowling Tuesday night in the Powell building as part of many "We read a devotional every time to turn about her frustrations as a non- ence of staying in school, period, for I could not do it, I wouldn't know Unity Day events sponsored by Multicultural Student Services. we meet, and that kind of gives us a traditional student some students. how." ► Intramurals Greeks 'can' in to Intramural help area families scoreline BY JOHN MULCT The Watermelon Bust grossed Contributing writer over 1,100 more canned items than u It mmmmt \ Brian Simms, editor * Sports Linemen show off Eastern to face SEMO after first win Colonel Kidd hoping 1996 Homecoming game Clark's 88-yard not like last year's contest with Indians pick-off for score BrBuvmSaac mis-tackles," McCombs said. "We football Sports editor had a couple of blown assignments, disposes of Tech Now, this is Eastern football. but tackling was the big thing." BYBNMNSMMS_ Drivin' a long ways, eatin' Both Kidd and McCombs said Sports editor Eastern's football coach Roy they will use last year's defensive up clock and rackin'up the Kidd breathed a deep sigh of relief rushing yards. showing as motivation for in Cape Girardeau, Mo. last year, Saturday. With just over 11 minutes left in For the opposing coach, it is a after his Colonels escaped with a sight too gruesome to watch. For "Ill let them know how bad we the third quarter, and Eastern's foot- 42-24 win over Southeast Missouri played last year," Kidd said. "Well ball team tied with Tennessee Tech Eastern coach Roy Kidd, it is a sight State. he will want to watch over and over certainly prepare for them." at seven, Colonel comerback Corey That was one game Kidd would "It will motivate us," McCombs Clark threw his arms in the air in' again in film ses- like to forget, sions. said. "We've go to do a better job disgust after being called for pass! but he cannot _ tackling and coma out very pre- interference. In the Colonels avoid this EiMtOfll" 28-7 win over pared for a team like SEMO. Five plays later, Clark again, year's home- SEMOi w "We've got to go off last week's threw his arms in the air, but this Tennessee Tech, coming match •» ™ Eastern had a game," he said. time in celebration as he crossed the with the Whan: 2 p.m. In their 28-7 win over Tennessee goal line after returning an intercep- drive that is typi- Indians 2 p.m. Saturday cal Colonel foot- Tech, the Colonel defense came tion 88 yards; this play proved to be' Saturday at Where: Roy alive in the second half, allowing the winning score in the Colonels ball— give the Roy Kidd KWJ, ball to the back just 80 net yards. 28-7 Ohio Valley Conference victory and pound it st^iun\ Stadium The Eastern Kentucky defense over the Golden Eagles. isn't fancy, just solid as a rock," T think Corey Clark's intercep- down the defens- Colonels (1-3. es'throat WEKY SEMO coach John Mumford said. tion really turned the game around," BRIAN SIMMS That pounding 1-0 Ohio *"" Tony McCombs is an outstanding Eastern coach Roy Kidd said. "It was lasted 19 plays, Valley linebacker. You have to consider anybody's ballgame up until that covered 81 yards Conference) him in your game plan, because he time." and went on for allowed 463 yards of total offense is all over the field making plays." On a third and 16 from the 10 and a half minutes. Sept 30, 1995 to SEMO. the most "I thought we had a good effort Eastern 18, Tech quarterback Andre That 19play drive is what we've by the Eastern defense last year against Tech and made some Caballero took a two-step drop and been looking for," Kidd said. except for the 480 loss to Montana improvements," Kidd said. "We threw out into the flat, but Clark Besides the 19-play drive, the in the playoffs. need to continue that again, this stepped in front of the intended Colonels were also looking for their "Down there last year, they Saturday." receiver, Chris McKinely, and took first win of the season; it came the drove us crazy," Kidd said. "We The Indian offense, which off for the endzone. day they had their longest drive of just didn't play with any enthusi- returned only three starters from On the way, he got a key block at the season. Their previous longest asm. Thank God we scored 42 last year's 5-6 team, is second to about the Tech 15 from Tony was trie season's first, a 6:43 ramble points." last in the league in total offense McCombs and finished the job. down the field in the 4038 loss to Senior linebacker Tony (214 yards per game). Last year, There seemed like nine miles of Troy State McCombs knows why the Indians they were also second to last in the grass, and I never thought it would (1-2,1-1 OVC) were able to have so league in offense, but showed the come," Clark said. Thanks a lot to Keep it simple much success against the Colonel Colonels they could rack up the Don Knight/Progress Tony McCombs. I probably wouldn't It seems pretty simple: Keep the defense, which at the time was yardage. have gotten it without that block" ball for a long time, cap it off with a allowing just under 300 yards per "It was just the worst game we Eastern tailback William Murrell triad to break fraa from Tennessee Techs After Clark's score, the Colonel score and the Colonels will win. game, third in the league. had, tackling-wise," McCombs Eric Rowe in the Colonel's 28-7 win Saturday. Murrell rushed for a career high "We haven't tasted victory in the "We basically had a whole lot of said. 211 yards on 22 carries and was named OVC offensive player of the week. past three games, and that will make See Football/Page B8 you drive the ball," center Son Tran said. That*s just pride all the way." ► Guif "It just felt great to get a long Softball, drive like that and eat some time off the clock," offensive guard Brandypn Brantley said. "That was a good defense and we just drove baseball down (he field on them." It started on the Colonels' 19-yard line with 5:08 left in the third quar- swing into ter. William Murrell took the first play off right tackle Roger Oriandlni for two yards. Then, quarterback fall stints Greg Couch went up the middle on BTLBPOTTPI a keeper for seven. Murrell then Sports writer went off Brant ley's right side for seven. First Down. When it rains, it pours. From their own 35, Eastern At least thafs what it feels like picked up five yards on two consecu- to Eastern softball coach Jane tive Murrell draws and faced a third Worthington. and five from their 40. What would After taking only 11 healthy follow was something that no players out of thirteen to the Colonel opponent has seen this National Invitational year, a pass to the tight end. Championship, she came back Couch hit sophomore Tony with ten healthy ones. DeGregorio for a 15-yard competi- "We've just had bad luck with tion to put the ball at the Tech 45. injuries this year, after losing two That was a big play for us," Kidd players to torn AOL and one to said. elbow surgery," said Worthington. Eastern played Northern Iowa Pounding continues the first game and did all right, That was followed by another said their coach. seven-yard run by Murrell, who "We out-hit Northern Iowa and rushed for only 211 yards—a career still lost," Worthington said. "It high. was just one of those games that Murrell then went up the middle tor one; on third down, Couch hit we should've won but just didn't; his other tight end, Sal Davis, for whereas. Western Illinois and five yards to the Golden Eagle 32. Southwest Missouri State just This would be the last pass for the beat us," she said. Colonels on this drive. Due to injuries and transfers, Murrell gained three yards off Missy Phillips was the only pitch- right tackle before Daymon Carter er available for the tournament came in to give him a breather. and pitched all four games. Carter then gained three and With lots of new players,; picked up the first down on the next returning players filled only three play with his five-yard run to the spots. Coach Worthington said Tech 26. The senior carried the baD Brian Simms^rognm this weekend was for the players, the next two times for five and four to get the feel of playing together. yards respectively. Krla O'Donnsll blasted his way out of a green-side trap on No. 3 at Arlington. Friday. O'Donnell would finish with a 79 and place in a tie for 51st. "These girls are the hardest Greg Couch picked up the first working team I've ever coached," down on a keeper up the middle for Worthington said. They will get, two. better as the year goes on Eastern was first and goal from Colonels win rain shortened Classic by five because they don't let things like, the 10. injuries to other players get them "It would have been nice to have Bedore leads way Bedore's six-under par was the the Colonels to be close to the top. down." one long play, but we just kept feed- senior's lowestever as a Colonel. That will be the toughest tour- The lone senior on this year's' ing it to them two and three yards a with 66, his best "I did everything well — tee to nament of the year so far," team is, Jeanie King. Although; time, and there was nothing they green," Bedore said. "Usually I Smither said. This is a must for she didn't hit well this weekend,' could do about it," Brantley said. in competition don't putt good, but that day I had us to make a showing." Worthington said she will be a The Colonels had four downs to BrBwmS—w my lowest number of putts ever — A total of 18 teams will com- good hitter again this year, after hit pay dirt, and they took all four. Sports editor *~ 28." pete, including all of the Big 10 having a batting average of ovef Carter was stopped for no gain Josh Lee, who competed as an schools, except for Ohio State. .300 last year. on first down and picked up only individual, finished second with These next three tournaments The team travels to Wright one on second. He then took the More than two inches of rain his two-under par 70. will tell the team how we stand," State this weekend to play in a handoff from Couch on a draw up dumped on Arlington golf course Smither had three other Bedore said. tournament against Wright State,; the gut of the Tech defense, but this weekend during the men's Colonels who competed individu- Dayton and Wittenberg. came a couple of feet shy. With the team's success thus This weekend, I believe weir golf team's annual Colonel ally: Mason Guy (75), Brent far — two first place showings and Fourth and one Classic, shorting the three-round do good as long as Missy Kidd toyed with the idea of kick- Marcum (76) and Scott Bolin one second — Smither said they (Phillips's) arm lasts, and no one tournament to only one. (83). have received several invitations ing the field goal, but instead put the But Colonel coach Lew else gets hurt," said Worthington.! ball into Carter's hands for the 19 Andy Games finished in a tie to play in some more prestigious Baseball coach Jim Ward is and final play—a sweep to the far Smither didn't mind; his team for seventh with 73. Mike Whitson was in first place after the first tournaments, including one over- looking forward to this coming right in which Carter went in fired a 75 and finished in a tie for seas. spring, after his team has compet- untouched. round and claimed the team title 14th. Eric Willenbrink's 76 placed ed in a few infra-squad scrim- by five strokes over Eastern him in a tie for 18th. Kris Things happen when you play "We worked hard all week and good," Smither said. mages. we executed the plays and reached Michigan. O'Donnell shot a 79 (tie for 51st), Brian Simmi/Progress The women's team will have "We evaluated everyone during deep down and said, 'guys, we've "I don't look at it as a hollow but did not score for Eastern, these scrimmages, but if you have got to stick this in," Tran said. victory," Smither said. "It was not Josh Lee takes cover from the since the top four scores count for the next week off before playing in rain during the Colonel Classic. good pitching, you worry about There was no way they were gonna a case of backing into it We won the team total. the Lady Kat Invitational Oct. 11- your hitting. Or if you have good stop us with that determination." the tourney." good," Smither said. They've Eastern will now travel to Ann 13. hitting, you worrir about your Said Couch, The offensive line Eastern beat the 14-team field been doing that all year long." Arbor, Mich, to play in the They had last week off, and pitching." Ward said. did a great job and thafs why we with its team score of 290, two Senior Chris Bedore blistered Wolverine Invitational. Smither coach Sandy Martin said they Ward Is pleased with hi$ strokes over par. the 6,486-yard par 72 course with said this tournament will take have been working on their short returners, who played ball all sum- Now, that is Eastern footbau. "They were striking the bail a 66 to claim the individual title. three rounds in the 290 range for game. mer. k * ! I "■ Colonels frustrated by losses, conflict pens, you just need to take time to HOMECOMING <96: As»i$tant apotta adtor sit down and talk. "It shouldn't be done after a dis- SUPPORT YOUR appointing match, but you have to Five minutes pass, then 15—the calculate up the fart that that's when COLONELS! volleyball net is disassembled. you need to deal with M." Twenty The frustration stems from con- Sweatshirt • Caps • Stadium Seats minutes flict within the coaching staff. pass, and the Polvino said assistant coach volleyball Madeline Jackson and herself dont officials SEMO look at things the same way. change and COME AND SEE OUR NEW ARRIVAL Whan: 7 p.m. "She's a player who thinks I am leave Alumni so far removed from the game, I Coliseum. tomorrow don't know how to play," Polvino THE *MW» EKU CAP Some 30 said. "We don't really see eye to minutes eye." later, the The Colonels hovered around powwow .500 play during the first few that coach G e r i weeks of the season. Polvino and lllirjpis With losses to the University of A CAP FOR THE SIDELINE OR THE STANDS! her team Kentucky and conference home have is dis- defeats to Tennessee-Martin and HOMECOMING SPECIAL PRICE missed. When: 4 p.m. Murray this weekend, the team Saturday sports a 5-8,1-3 record. $1A951 In the Co-captain Erin Gtllooty said con- team's centrating on volleyball has been dif- 10 match Where: Alumni ficult lately. against Coliseum "It's hard to focus when you UNIVERSITY BOOK & SUPPLY Murray know there are problems sitting State 1090 LANCASTER RD. Saturday, next to you on the bench," Gilloory the Colonels lost 1S4, 15-9 and 15-2. said. 624-0220 This conference match lasted one "Adjustments need to be made al BOOK & SUPPLY hour and 15 minutes. The discussion the way around from coaches to Reg. Hours: Mon. - Fri. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. players," Jackson said. UtOKktlBS! Sat. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. afterwards lasted almost as long; it Heading into this weekend's ran 50 minutes. action the Colonels still have players The night before the Murray down with injuries. contest, the Colonels had a five- game showdown against "Will we be successful?" Polvino Tennessee-Martin. Eastern came questioned. "Not until these injuries stop." KEENELAND WASH & DRY Chad Queen/Progress out on the short end of the stick. Scores werel5-10, 2-15, 15-12, 10- At 7 p.m. tomorrow, the Colonels 15,8-15 host Southeast Missouri State (self-serve laundromat) Colon*)* Emily Stinaon (loft) and Kelly Smith went up for a block in "It just frustrates everybody," University. Saturday, the team Eastern'* fiv*-gam* loss to the University of Tann.- Martin Friday. Tha Porvino said. "We start exaggerat- comes back at 2 p.m to entertain 155 S. 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September 5.1996 Football: Colonels beat Tech From Pag«B6 defense allowed only 13 total net yards, and the offense came alive CORE 8 with two scoring drives. a»» 'When he ran that back for a touchdown, that really gave every- body a big lift," Kidd said. Tech coach Mike Hennigan, f whose team fell to 1-2, 0-1 in the 'i OVC, said "Eastern gained momen- tum ... They saw a chance for the kill and took advantage of it" The first of Eastern's two offen- sive scoring drives in the second Archives half resembled traditional Colonel Collsgs Raid, shown here in 1927. was Eastern's homo field until 1931 when games were moved to Stateland. football. Eastern (1-3, 1-0 OVC) marched 81 yards down the field in 19 plays and consumed 10 and a half minutes off the clock. Fields vary since beginning That 19-play drive is what we've been looking for," Kidd said. "Our With the Great Taste and Winning Varieties This is the first in a five part the Meditation Eastern running back coach offensive line started clickin' and got of the HOT POCKETS*, LEAN POCKETS', and series looking at the history of Chapel is today. Teddy Taylor played for Eastern it together." CROISSANT POCKETS" Brand Stuffed Sandwiches. Eastern athletics. Stateland Field from 1966-69. He played many "It was just great blocking by the replaced College games in Old Hanger and also BY CHAD QUEEN offensive line," said tailback William Field as the played in the first year of the newest Murrell, who rushed for a career Assistant sports editor team's new facility. high 211 yards on 22 carries. domain. "It was a very friendly stadium," For the estimated 9,300 in atten- You may have studied on a foot- Eastern alum- Taylor said. "At least two or three dance, the second Colonel strike ball field and not even known it. nus Harry times a year it was so full that if you came in the blink of an eye. Eastern football had its first home Moberly Sr. wit- ran out of bounds, you'd run into Murrell took the draw from quar- game on Oct. 16,1909 against North nessed first-hand fans." terback Greg Couch and appeared Middleton High School the events at Stateland. He was a Over 25 years ago, on Oct. 4, to be stopped for a minimal gain, but The first gridiron, Normal part of the Maroon and White in 1969, the Colonels moved into the broke a few tackles and even leapt Athletic Field, stretched from where 1931. present Hanger Field. over his fullback's block before the Combs Building is today, "Back in those days,jve just Senior free safety Chris Guyton being stopped on the 45-yard run through the present Crabbe Library played for the fun of it," Moberly wraps up his Colonel career this sea- Daymon Carter scored his sec- :Save *1.00 and just short of the University said. "We didn't have any scholar- son after having played in Hanger. ond touchdown of the game when | when you buy any 2 packages of Building. ships." "When you come out of the tun- he went off right tackle Roger | HOT POCKETS', LEAN POCKETS', Through the mid-1920s, the team After the 1935 season, the name nel, if s like electricity's in the air Orlandini and ran in untouched I or CROISSANT POCKETS" (any combination) I ■••*»* twfM W4nhn played in the same area with only was scrapped and renovations were from the fans," Guyton said. "If s real from 14 yards out c Trsa eg** •«•—«ood —». —. the name changing; Normal became made to seat over 4,000 people. special when you've got your back "We like to have sustained dri- MjdC?y°rJ _?^ «" P»Ww <* PWtfUCI nOM—tf Any or*, u— conmjm College Field. | * I COUPON MOT TtwrfrOWfcat LsWT ONE COUPON HEW PURCHASE Ions Hanger Field first appeared on Oct. turned and when you hear your fans ves, but well take those," center Son mo» —r ffw Mrm erf 9m as* V " fl orsV * fdsffd Oy d ranyonao, In 1931, the site moved to where 17,1936. cheering from the hill." Iran said. 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'MTKrolNCIIOVtOMr SUBOMst « Water Street Mall B4 msssam ■ mmmmmmm Section C The Eastern Progress October 3,1996 HOMECOMING 1996 INSIDE me fttWtfftMl iailgaters know the place to ,Past Homecoming queens Roy Kidd and his coaching staff be before Colonel home have found success beyond know what recruits look for in their games/ Page 3 their crowns/Page 6-7 program — tradition/Page 12 C2 The place tO be The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 3.1996 ► Your Turn FROM OVC TO NFL One locker room to another, Progress alumna recalls her early days in sports writing it's all just football to writer COVER STORY: TAILGATING BY MAHLA RPCHOUR February, May and June—when I But then music came on, the Alumni Coliseum parting lot is hot spot before the game do general assignment work and dramatic, instrumental kind. Most Never did I dream during my take vacation of the Browns players ran to the two years as sports editor of My 20-year anniversary as a Dawg Pound mid were enveloped THE PLACES TO BE The Eastern Progress that I sports writer comes this Dec 26, by fans hugging them, kissing them Alumni breakfasts and performances top list of events would spend most of the past 15 and I still love every minute of it. and even patting them on the back i covering the National Each day is different; the players Anger was quickly transformed into are always changing. I've covered love. Not that Roy Kidd's 'Coaching 10 Kentucky Derbies and four There may not be another day LONG LIVE THE QUEEN Football class wasn't interesting. In like trial one, but 111 stick around Find out what past Homecoming queens are doing now Super Bowls. fact, I think I still have those notes. But my association with football just in case. Most of me NFL play- But I went into the Colonels'locker is sol hard to figure. When I got ers I've covered have been respect- room only once—when they won the Browns assignment, I don't ful and I've had no locker room the Ohio VaDey Conference champi- HERE SHE IS... think I'd ever watched an NFL harassment One of the Bengals Catch a glimpse of this year's Homecoming queen candidates onship. Now I enter that sanctum said he actually Hked having me about four days a week from July game all die way through. My favorite sports were and still are col- around because the scent of per- through January. fume took the edge off the sweaty After spending four years at the lege basketball, college football and GAME NOTES basebaU. in that order. I don't think clothes and smelly socks. Lexington Herald-Leader, I went to And beEeve k or not. I didn't find Analysis of the 1996 Homecoming football game work at the Dayton Dairy News in I'd want to cover my favorite sport fuBtime because when you see it out about the best locker room trick early 1981. Six months later I ever played on me until years after became the first woman to cover from the inside, you tend to become cynical about k. the fad I ran into a former Browns MAPPING THE ROUTES the Cleveland Browns. player, Ehis Franks, on Venice 5 AC run and parade highlight pre-game events Fifteen years later, 1 became the As the Browns floundered, I never envisioned that the team Beach in California. He proceeded first woman beat writer to cover the to teflmy two friends about the plan Oncinnati Bengals. I've been with would move to Baltimore. It was a a few of them had cooked up my SELLING THE PROGRAM the Columbus Dispatch since 199a very emotional time for all involved, firstyear on the beat This is not a job for someone even die writers. Recruiting proves to be a yearlong job for Eastern football. The coach, Sam Rutigliano, had who hates to traveL The Dispatch The final game at Cleveland asked me to yell "Woman in die covers the Bengals home and away Stadium in 1995 was the most sur- locker room when I entered every during the regular season. Then real and memorable experience of - EKU...The Place to Be is a special section of The Eastern Sunday. When they heard my warn- there's the playoffs and the Super my career. As the clock wound ing, the players closest to the doors Progress, a student publication of Eastern Kentucky University. BowL every other year when Ohio down, I stood on the sideline, near dropped their towels. had two NFL teams, now every the end zone closest to the Dawg I don't know how many games year for me until the Browns get Pound. Fans were throwing seats this lasted, but they eventuaBy gave Editors: Brian Simms and Jamie Neal another team. — even whole rows of seats— up because I never noticed. It takes Cover: Tim Moilette Training camp from mid-July to onto the field. It was a gray day, more than footbal knowledge to mid-August is the most hectic time. appropriately. The crowd in the Graphics: Alan Kincer and Tim MoHette cover the NFL You have to perfect Most of my Aprils are consumed Pound was getting ugly, and 1 pic- the art of interviewing someone Photography: Janna GBIaspfe and Don Knight with the NFL draft. tured them charging the gate, from the neck up Copy editors: Sophy Mott and Beth Whisman I also spend every March in breaking K down and mobbing the Florida covering Cleveland Indians' field. I was actually scared, and I Contributing writers: Jennifer AJmjeld, Janna Qillaspie. Sophy spring training because the regular Ridenour is a former sports editor think some of the players were, too, of the Progress and is a sports writer Mott Indians' writer is at the NCAA's. since a tew bolted into the locker That leaves only three months — room when the game ended for the Columbus Dispute*. ^Football *Footlon Watching the big game? SCORE BIG WITH A SUBWAY FOOTLONG, MED. DRINK & CHIPS WE DELIVER -624-9241 Located on the Corner of Second & Water St. The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3,1996 I IlC plSCC lO DC C3 IPlBUR WLM2B PQft UMTJENDG AM© PQ©© Tailgaters know tricks of trade Jama GMaspte/Progress Tom Berge played a game of footbaJI with Sara Berge in the Colonel Club parking lot while others prepared for tailgating festivities before the Eastern-Appalachian State football game. up all over there," he said, point- Despite poor weather, die-hard fans stay ing to the row of empty spaces BY J*WNA GIOASPIE Nor rain, nor sleet close to the bypass. Contributing writer While it seemed as though the The group of tailgaters ended damp weather was holding the up having to put their grill under Tailgating and football go hand crowd of tailgaters away from the the baseball field bleachers and in hand at Eastern. pre-game party, several die-hards crowd around it when it started to At 4:45 pm., before the and even some novice tailgaters rain. Eastern-Appalacliian Stat- otbaJJ stuck * out the weather and "Now that's dedication," Scalf game Sept 21, the c rwise enjoyed the evening. said. packed Alumni Coliseum parking Jim Warner's family and friends Only a few others were dedi- lot was virtually empty, except for made the trip from Florence to cated enough to stick out the rain the few vehicles that dotted the lot tailgate and watch Warner's son, to tailgate. At the same time, several freshman Brad Folk. The Pros recreational vehicles were parked The group started tailgating at The Moore family moved to in the Colonel Club lot beside Roy the season opener and were a lit- the Richmond area in June. This Kidd Stadium, and families were tle confused about tailgating eti- is their first season of Eastern preparing for the soggy pre-game quette here at Eastern. football, but they are pros at tail- festivities. Family friend Ed Scalf, of gating. One couple placed several Lawrenceburg, Ind. has tailgated "We're tailgaters from way maroon and white flags on the at Indiana University before, but back," Deborah Moore said. chain-linked fence between them- the group did not know they Scott Moore is from selves and die field so anyone in could not enter the Colonel Club Milwaukee, and they tailgated the stadium could see their area without a membership to the before many Brewers games. Colonel pride. Colonel Club. "His mom threw some great They mounted a bright green At the first football game, they tailgate parties," Deborah said. tarp from the recreational vehicle picked out a nice spot in the The family also lived in to protect their table full of food Alumni Coliseum parking lot Oakland, Calif, and tailgated at from the inevitable rain. under the trees, by the baseball several A's baseball games. Back in Alumni Coliseum, an field and last Saturday, they The Moores and their two area was roped off with yellow claimed the same spot sons, J.T., 9, and Brandon, 5, like tape for a special Family Day tail- "We just relax and enjoy before to start tailgating between 4:30 gate party, complete with free the big game," Scalf said. pm. and 5 pm so they have plen- pizza and soft drinks. Warner was surprised there ty of time to cook and let the fire Tables were stacked with Papa were not as many people tailgat- burn out before the game John's pizza boxes, but only a few ing before this game as there "Last (home) game, we did Janna Gilaspie/Progr»ss students gathered around the were before the first home game brauts and burgers. This time, Jim Warner of Florence takes cover under a tree as he grills his tables under their umbrellas to for the Colonels. we're doing the chicken and pasta food before the Eastern-Appalachian State football game Sept. 23. eat their soggy pizza. "Last time, people were lined thing," Deborah said. Warner's party picked the same spot they tailgated at the last game. C4 TllC plaCe tO be The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 3,1996 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS vfe encourage, letters to the editor. If you have an opinion or idea your would like to share WRITE US! HOMECOMING 1996 All letters should be submitted by noon, Monday. Each letter should include "EKU... THE PLACE TO BE" your name and phone number. Letters should not exceed 250 words. SATURDAY, OCT. 5 The Vasu-m ftogrrw 117 Oininan ,\nnt\ 8:30 ■.m. Alumni Band rehearsal: Foster Music Building, Room 100 9 a.m.-l 1 a.m. Open House: Alumni House 9 a.m. Department of Technology Alumni Breakfast Powell Building, second level, faculty dining room; for information call 622-2334 9:30 a.m. Department of Geography and Planning Open House: Roark Building, second floor TAYLOR'S 10 a.m. Alumni Band Performance: front lawn of the Alumni House DISCOUNT LIUl'OK * BEER WINK 10:30 a.m. 19th Annual Homecoming Race: Begins on Lancaster Avenue 'On Main Street-Across the Tracks' at Park Drive; $12 per entry; for more 623-3283 info, contact the Division of Milwaukee's Best Miller Lite, Natural Light Intramural Sports Genuine Draft at 622-1244 or Best Lt. or Draft Lt $3.99 12/pk 10:35 a.m. Homecoming $3.99 $5.99 or Parade: Marches 12/pk down Lancaster 12/pk $7.75 Avenue past the reviewing stand and through downtown or Richmond $7.49 cans a case a case 11 a.m. Department of Human Environmental Sciences Brunch: Burner Building, Willie Moss Living Center; for more information call 622-3445 Bacardi 11:30 a.m. Colonel Country Fair Alumni Coliseum parking lot; Skol Vodka musk by Zyda Cola Breezers Noon The Eastern Progress 75th Reunion: Tailgating $3.99 Alumni Coliseum parking lot $3.99 fifth or $8.95 1.751 Department of Agriculture Annual Cookout AB. 4/pk Carter Building, Glen W. Hayes Agriculture Mechanic ALL FLAVORS AVAILABLE Shop 2 p.m. Eastern vs. Southeast Missouri State: Roy Kidd Jagermeister Rattlesnake Kits Stadium; for ticket information contact the Athletic Ticket Office at 622-2122 $14.99 Each Hatthne Homecoming Queen Coronation $4.99 After the Game Reception for Alumni and Friends: Arlington Mule hall pinl Barn * HOMECOMING SPECIALS * Ancient Age [[ReGIS]] Early Times Canadian Mist Castillo Rum (travelers) 20 % OFF * KEG SPECIAL * Milwaukee's Best $35.95 ALL HAIR CUTS MI si m : Why pay higher prices 624-0066 everywhere else. Come by Walk-ins welcome Richmond Mall and check out our low prices! The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3.1996 TllC place to be C5 We are your link to campus news and events. Just pick us up Thursday morning on your way to class, and read about everything you want to know. THE Eastern Progress PIZZA COMPANY Large Two-Topping $^49 ■ ■ Plus Tax Re/Progress Strike up the band Medium Two-Topping The Alumni Band will perform in front of the Alumni House at 10 a.m. 49 Plus Tax Lunch Buffet (llam-2pm) $2 99 Plus Tax Welcome Back Alumni Come party where it all started 30 years ago. 206 E. Water St. Downtown. Richmond. Kentucky Beside Sound Advice -624-8044 C6 Tlie place tO DC The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3. iwe ueensjrom 8epasf 1970 peg9Y Cotten 1971 Marie neeus fc Covington ' Teresa Wilson Mona Waits Stories by Sophy Mott Ilk Sherry Moore Marilyn Dabney 1976 Amy Luyster 197Z Jenny Henson 1978 Martha Archives Taglauer Carol Ann Vickers, middle, stands with her court. 1979 Kelli Ellis 1980 Tammy Hays 1981 Angela Hamilton Queen times two: 1965 1982 Suzanne Fawbush queen crowned twice 1983 Elizabeth Cummins Carol Ann Fritz Vickers Jane Rees claimed two titles at "My future Julie Rees Eastern — Queen Athena raOWwiaW Lisa Tabb and Homecoming queen 1965. Michelle Queen Athena was chosen crowned me. from the girls who were part of Warndorf ROTC. Carol Ann Fritz Vickers 1988 Vivian That was a long time ago," 1965 queen Santelices Vickers said. "We didn't have fra- Laura Bradford ternities and sororities, we iust » Missy Horn had social clubs. We didn't have Vickers and her husband Robert Shelly Hepke all the parties they do now." have two sons and now live in Tamara Gee Vickers said she had a rather Atlanta. Lee Sundberg unique coronation. Victoria Vickers reminisces on her "My future father-in-law days at Eastern with pleasure. Hougland crowned me," Vickers said. "He 1995 Melissa Vires was vice president then — John "I think everybody's college L Vickers." days are special," Vickers said. 1996 ???? A music teacher for 27 years, "It sure was fun back then." A family tradition: Twins share Homecoming experience Jane Rees Moore, aviator's club nominated Homecoming queen me, maybe the day 1984, did what every before the deadline ... queen does — passed but I didn't have any the crown on the next doubts. year. But Rees passed "I saw Jane do it — the crown to a very the parade, riding on the familiar face — her twin cars, just the whole sister, Julie Rees camaraderie of it all." Henrickson. The twins were very Melissa Vires, 1995 Homecoming queen, rides in style during me a positive on Tin always proud to active at Eastern; Moore homecoming parade last year. Vires said her experience as queen was Interviews foi say that I was cheered for two years, Homecoming queen and and both were active in and able to represent show choir. Their career Reign as Homecoming queen Eastern ... when I ran, paths, though, are not my dad escorted me, and musically driven. real eye-opener for Vires the next year, my broth- Henrickson is a sys- er escorted me and dad tems engineer with escorted Julie, so it was Ashland Oil, Inc., and, as neat that he got to be fate would have it, twin Melissa Vires, Homecoming Vires said the interview she did as there for both of us," Jane works in the same queen in 1995, said her reign part of Homecoming has been espe- department as a systems as Eastern's Homecoming cially helpful in preparing her for job Moore said. analyst. Moore said her reign queen has given her a good idea of interviews. The best way to what others think of her. "It just rein- marked the end of an explain it is she develops era, in a way. "I think it was a really hum- forced the fact that the old systems and I bling experience," Vires in interviews, you "I was the last queen maintain the existing crowned by J.C. Powell, said. "Being a mem- need to let peo- ones," Moore said. ber of the Baptist ple see that and Julie was the first Though both sisters Archives you're honest crowned by Hanly Student Union, I now live in Richmond, have a strong I think a lot of Funderburk." Moore moved away for a Julia and Jan* Raw pose after Julie is crowned 'people put up a Her sister Julie said relationship with time, and her sister said homecoming queen by her sister. God, and it's nice front but you need she had no qualms about she's glad to have her to let them get to know you, since running for queen, but to know that other people see I have back. even more Homecoming Henrickson also has a qualities that are good." that*s what an interview is for." the almost missed the The phone bills went crowns; Moore is the boy and a girl, but A nursing student. Vires will graduate Vires said her experience as queen chance. way down," Henrickson mother of two children, they're a little closer in in May and hopes to continue working has been a positive one. "It was doae," said. 3-year-old Jake and 17- age — 3-year-olds Lauren at the University of Kentucky Medical If s just built my confidence in a lot Henrickson said. The The future may hold month-old Kelsey. and Hunter are twins. Center, where she is a nurse's assistant of areas. It was a real eye-opener." The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3.1996 The place tO be C7 jrcver lustration by Bert Bucher Archives After a long day of rain, it finally stopped long enough for Amy Luyster Kidd, 1976 queen, to get crowned and receive a big kiss. Kidd is married to Roy Kidd's son and has two children, a boy and a girt. She said she remembers her days at Eastern as carefree. Family ties: Former Homecoming queen remains tied to Eastern through family my Luyster Kidd was just a sophomore when time, so stress-free," Kidd said. she was crowned Homecoming queen in 1976. Though being crowned queen may have left Kidd feeling as though she was walking on air, she really A does spend much of her time in the air, now. They told us not to scream if we won; I just remember that," Kidd said. "I think I completely "I'm a flight attendant for American Airlines," blacked out It was quite a shock. It was wonderful, Kidd said. so exciting." "It really wasn't anything I planned to do; it just If the last name sounds familiar, it is. happened." "I married Roy Kidd's son. We didn't know each Kidd and her husband live in Texas and have two other then (during college)," Kdd said "We met children, a boy and a girl. some time later." Kidd said they visit Richmond regularly. Years later, Kidd's memories of Eastern are good 1 guess 111 always have a tie to Eastern. It was ones. probably one of the most memorable times of my "Probably the best was, it was such a carefree life," Kidd said Progress/He photo ne. Vires, a member of the Baptist Student Union, said the or homecoming queen helped to humble her. Busy but spirited: 1981 queen carries hectic schedule "l""Vrmer "When I was there at ri Homecoming Eastern, the team won JL queen Angela the national champi- Hamilton Arnett, who onship, so that was spe- was queen in 1981, said cial." she can still remember Homecoming, the Homecoming inter- though, was definitely a views. highlight for Arnett "I think ifs such a "It was really an good experience. honor to run back then. "The interviews pre- I remember that so pare you; that gives you a lot of confidence." much. A pharmaceutical "I was shocked and sales representative in excited." Louisville, Arnett looks Arnett said she'd like back fondly on her col- to get back to Eastern lege days. more often, but time "I was a cheerleader doesn't permit. for Eastern and I miss "Between jobs and Mtm that to this day —the children, ifs hard." Progressfflte photo camaraderie with other Arnett and her hus- Angela Arnett has two children and is working cheerleaders," Arnett Main a Vires is crowned queen by Hanry Funderburk. as a pharmaceutical sales representative. band have two daugh- said. ters, Ali and Atyssa. C8 The plaCC tO be The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 3.1996 Over 900 voters pick queen candidates: BT Jama AUUELD said, "like the fraternities have News editor sweethearts or diamond girls or whatever they decide to call their A little over 900 students representatives." turned out to choose this year's Pre-candidates must be female, field of 17 Homecoming queen have a 2.0 grade point average and candidates; there were 43 repre- be a full-time student at the uni- sentatives from various organiza- versity. The pre-candidates also tions and clubs on campus. cannot be on social probation or "We had 901 voters come out undated suspension. We usually have between 800 and There was also a $30 entry fee 1,000 voters,* said Michael Hay for all pre-candidates. from the office of Student The 17 finalists were notified Development. "We do a flier with between 7:30 and 8 p.m. Sept 26 the candidates' photos, and their and attended a finalist's meeting in pictures are on display for a few the Jaggers Room in the Powell weeks. Beyond that, the candi- Building later that night The final- Lyndsey Taylor Christie Cornelius Natalie Husband dates and their organizations are ists wifl ride in convertibles or T- in charge of getting people to tops, provided by their sponsors, in Sigma Chi Kappa Alpha Order Chi Omega come out and vote." Saturday's Homecoming parade. The office of Student Development ran the voting and tallied the results Sept 26. The ballot boxes were set up in the lobby of the Powell Building, and students were able to vote for up \ to three candidates. "Some people chose three and some only voted for one," Hay said. "There were a total of 2,505 votes." Many of those voting came out to support the representative from their organization, although no posters, cards, lollipops or other promotional activities were per- mitted. Not all candidates are a part of Janice Boruske Christy Brown Chastity Smith Molly Fritz the organizations they represent. They can just be representa- Kappa Delta Pi Kappa Alpha Christian Connection Intrafraternity Council tives for an organization," Hay $ALLOah& "TOGO A divWan of Th* Added T< jam timm t* •15SCJ Includes: • 'Balloons * • 1 MyCar 6alCoori[ Does your wardrobe • 3 LattK_battoons • Mug have the blues? Let Jack • Candy 226 N. Second S«. jazz up your wardrobe Richmond, Ky to give it back its 623-0453 savvy & style. Of course we'll be giving away David C. Hall Soup Bone "Quality Dry Cleaning at Reasonable prices Thur. Oct. 3 Fri., Oct. 4 8 p.m. - midnight Homecoming tees 8 p.m. - midnight Sat, Oct. 5 8 p.m. -1 a.m. WELCOME HOME ALUMNI All JAZZ Over 30 years taking care of EKU and Richmond. during the parade. •Welcome Home Alumni •Go Colonels 205 Watsr St. •Downtown Richmond 210St.Goorg«St. Downtown Richmond »212 Water St. 624-8110 Mon. - Fri. 7 a.m.. - 5:30 pm. Mon. - Fri. 7 a.m.. - 5:30 p.m. Sat. 7 a.m.. -1 pm. Sat. 7 a.m.. -1 p.m. *We sell EKU merchandise Plenty parking in back. Across from Jack's Cleaners 623-6244 624-4268 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3,1996 The plaCB tl> lie I Field of 17 hopefuls searching for crown Amy Braun Tiffany Harris Ann Buffin Amanda VanMeter Molly Neuroth EKU Dance Team Baptist Student Union Lambda Sigma Kappa Delta Tau Alpha Delta Pi Michelle Coke Lee Ann Lewis Kristen Filosa Tricia Black Laura Read Alpha Omicron Pi Panhellenic Lambda Chi Alpha Southside Area Phi Delta Theta At EKU, ...pick up your copy at these locations. Methodist Student Center X Baptist _____ Ce tO f>C The Eastern Progress, Thursday, Octobers, 1996 We are your link to campus news and events, Just pick us up Thursday morning on your way to class, Teams meet for seventh time and read about everythingyou want to know. ► Southeast Missouri State will come into Richmond THE Saturday with no wins over the Colonies In the six I astern Progress meetings. The Indians have a record of 1-2,1-1 OVC, with their win coming last week against Austin Peay. Eastern Is 1-3,1-0 OVC. They won their first game of the season last week against Tennessee Tech. SEMO 3 is In a tie for third In the conference, while Eastern is alone in second. Last year In Cape Girardeau, Mo., ^ the Colonise came out with a 42-24 victory. YOelcome Eastern Kentucky University Colonels Offense ,The Colonels come into Saturday's contest after racking up a season-high 284 yards rushing against Tennessee Tech. William Murrell, who is this week's OVC offensive player of the week, gained 211 on 22 caries and if he tires, Daymon Carter is available. Defense Eastern's defense is led by its linebacMng core, Tony McCombs, Britt Bown and Victor Hyland. McCombs and Bowen are 1-2 In the league in tackles. Cornerback Scooter Asei has been named OVC newcomer of the week twice. Southeast Missouri State Indians ^UNIVERSITY Offense Fl! JEBOOKSTDRE SEMO Is second to last in the league in total offense with 214 yards per game. They are averaging only 5.7 points per CENTER Of CAMPUS contest Britt Mirgaux lead the Indians in rushing with his 44 yards per game. Quarterback Justin Martini Is averaging 135 yards through the air. Defense The SEMO defense returns eight starters from last year's 5-6 team. Like Eastern's, the Indians' linebackers are some of the best in the conference. Watch out for Brian Burton and Robert Haggerty. £LKZi 3mpiinted items Offensive Starters Eastern Position SEMO Available at the bookstote and in Brian Brenneman WR Jon Riley Tyrone Hopson LT Mike Nielson Josh Hunter LG Chad King the centex concoutse at the SonTran C Dumad Frierson Brandyon BrantJey RG Chris Kiefer Roger Ortandini RT Justin Landers football stadium Tony DeGregorio TE Mitch Fryer Rondel Menendez WR Dante Bryant Greg Couch QB Justin Martini Clifford Posey FB Gabe Jenkins William Murrell TB Britt Mirgaux Progress/Men Kinc»r S The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 3,1996 The pl»Ce to be Cl 1 COLLEGE STATION Does your resume m E3 LIQUORS SI look like this? 100 W. WATER ST. 623-0890 T*Txr» Welcome Back Alumni! > Absolut Seagram's Lite Coolers $1 C99 99 Case $3 99 750 ml cans 4pk Jack Berringer Jose Cuervo For help. Join our staff and get the Gold Tequila /•Nw 1 experience you need. Daniels White Zin THE EASTERN PROGRESS $ $C99 622 1881 •J 750 ml $13"750 ml - iy750 ml OPEN UNTIL 1 A.M. THIS SATURDAY i ! LIMITED TIME ONLY Memberships as low as B W^ per month Fto^regMW UNLIMITED/UNRESTRICTED USE OF The 1996 Homecoming Parade will begin at 10:30 a.m. Saturday on Lancaster Avenue and will feature 80 to 90 floats. RICHMOND, LEXINGTON, & LOUISVILLE CLUBS ■ Reebok Step Aerobics • Circuit Training Parade, 5K race • Hi/Lo Aerobics • Sauna • Indoor Track • Free Personal Trainers highlight morning • Ufesteps • Volleyball • Free Child Care • Life Cycles • Treadmills • Basketball PROWESS STAFF REPORT registration, which is $10. After today registration is $12. 350 Radio Park Dr. CALL All participants will recieve a T- The Homecoming parade and shirt (off Eastern By-pass - Behind UBS) 624-0100 the 5K Run will highlight the pre- Check-in will take place 9-10 game festivities. a.m. Saturday in the Weaver Both events will use the same Health Building. routes as last year. The parade will follow the run The 19th annual run will begin at and will go down Lancaster 1030 a.m., just before the parade. Avenue, Main Street and Collins Over 300 people are expected Street to participate in die race. About 80 to 90 floats are expect Today is the last day for early to be in the parade. Calenda This Search Wednesday night at 1997 9 p.m. Ladies, this is your chance to be selected for o'RUey's - KAT 104.5C alendar «mmu to be distributed campus-wide at the beginning of the spring semester. (Myat O'RUey's Grill & Bar 150 East Main (606)623-7341 $100 will be awarded to each of our 13 finalists. One finalist will be chosen as Miss 1997, receiving a trip for 2 to sunny Daytona Beach for spring break. «J»-T - C12 The place tO be The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 3,1996 Tradition sells for Eastern football BYBHUWS—W year Eastern head coach Roy Kkid said. ters from different teams. When August Sports editor They're gonna have an opportunity to 15 rolls around, their phones start ring- get to the playoffs to win a national cham- ing, but only once a week from each The Eastern football program will pionship.WefrytoseDftemonbadition. team. l to them 1 dd When the football season starts, the host about 30 guests Saturday when the-, "*«** «° *" - ? ™* team invites prospective players to home Colonelsrnlnn^U taltPtake nnon Southeast MissourTMissouri *™ l*e trying to sell a car. You've got to games, but the real action doesn't begin State, but they are not your typical visi- sell your university; youVe got to sell your program, but you cant sell them sit- until the season is over. tors. In December, coaches visit their high They are high school recruits, and the ting in your office talking to them on the phone." school, their house and the players come Eastern coaching staff cant beat them for the official visit like a guest at their house. Talking to them on the phone just scratches the nose. That's the big grand finale of it all" "Well talk to them, but if s real limited hood said. on what you can do," Eastern defensive- At soon as die team signs a crop of players in February, the coaches imme- It is this finale that made the differ- backs coach and recruiting coordinator ence for senior quarterback Greg Couch. Dean Hood said. "There's so many rules diately begin recruiting for the next year. From February to May, the staff eval- "When I came on my visit the guys on with the NCAA." the team really showed me a good time," In the recruiting process, this is one of uates players the Colonel's scouting ser- vice said they should look at The coach- Couch said. "You could tell that they many rules that coaches have to deal were gonna be supportive and help you with. The recruitment of players has es then have a 2fxlay period in May when they go out to the high schools. out" become a year-round ordeal for coaches "You cant talk to the kid but you can For each player there is a different across die nation who are competing for watch them practic a baseball game or reason, but tradition brings many of the best athletes. lifting weights," Hood said. "You evaluate them to Eastern. The Colonels' main selling point to them athletically. By then you know "I came to Eastern for the wide tradi- Don Ki^yWToyw recruits is simple. which kids you want tion of tailbacks," senior William Murrell Senior quarterback Greg Couch made his deci- They're gonna have the opportunity During June, July and August, said. The winning tradition is another sion to come to Eastern after his official visit. to win a conference championship," 33- prospects' mailboxes are filled with let- reason." 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So for EO be pulp — the dessert, how about a nice King Size candy m J articles are trivial bar washed down with a 20-ounce soda? and make the aver- Meet The Pre This meal melange could go on for- f 'Vf Cool Off with %* age college student ever, but mar*'* no need to talk about lUk NtKILBMMtNlfl look like a waste or T\KE ONE PART EDITOR, ONE PART WRITER, TWO it when McDonald's upgraded fries size — ItMMMo* on OeMluIoIrl flesh. Your men- lust went on sale. Run, don't walk! ■m * NOVFt ^PLIGHT tion of academics parts mindless former college student, mix em all HlfiMplolt-ntlon , fly mettssa Graoe. Assistant Editor IN VO- »*Cfc t is nil — in fact, I together, and you've got this year's batch of would estimate Mndr-tn flrrlor Dntmi U. Magazine editorial staff members. that for every one mention of acade- Frances Huffman, Editor, UCLA I MA. NYU — Whips, chains and mics you have at bondage — that's what Frances is all about. You'd never guess it, but under- Just the f rat least three men- neath that dirzy, beach bunny exterior, there's a twisted dominatrix just U. Rollm facts, man tions of alcohol or drug use. dying to thrash someone. Trick or traat? I was reading the [Welcome 1996) Sorry for the large dose of vitriol, but Colleen Rush, Associate Editor, Bucknell U. '95 — Quiet and demure, issue and noticed fhar in your article you broke the proverbial camel's back this southern belle flinches at the sound of curse words — they upset her Holiday a with on the Greek system ("To Be, Or Not when your hsh wrapper lambasted other delicate sensibilities. Ask her about this aversion and she'll say, "F—k it, I To Be — Greek"), you state that the college newspapers for their articles. I don't know why I hate those f—king curse words so much." the family — fir\i fraternity was founded in 182V found this highly ironic. cheara or Carrie Bell, Assistant Editor, HumboUt State U, "96 — Carrie's the This is a factual error The first frater- Chris WtnkelmMnn, rational, soft-spoken one of this raucous bunch. You'll never catch her in a mood. taara? nity. Phi Beta Kappa, was founded in junior, burnt Louis U. No sirree. Not Carrie. Never. Uh-uh. Fed free to ask her about the gag reflex. BOO/OU VIEWS Melissa Grego, Assistant Editor, U. of Michigan, '96 — Destiny has 11 11 si RATION BY Gl'RAKD AHANTOWICZ, PENNSYLVANIA STAVE U. linked Melissa and her moon-faced idol, Dave Matthews, forever. She's just biding her time here, waiting for the moment when Dave realizes his purpose. Amy Helmet, Assistant Editor, Xavier U. '96 — She may be from Ohio, but don't let that sweet, mid-western face fool you. Amy is a human Clinton or time-bomb just wailing to explode. Whatever you do, don't mention the Dole? baritone ukulele in her presence. James Hibberd, Assistant Editor, U. of Texas, Austin, "96 — James is the lone guy in the tcstosterone-challenged/estrogen-plentiful group. He likes to scratch himself and assert his manliness whenever possible. I believe that Bob Dole and the Republican Party have the leadcr- Have we got a job for U.I thip, strength and values my gen- All seriousness aside, the U. Magazine assistant editor program is a great eration needs to move forward opportunity to gain real-world experience in all aspects of magazine publish- into the next century. Barbara ing — coming up with story and art ideas, writing, editing, assigning to Hooltcn, Junior, Syracuse U. • freelancers and picking up the slack when freelancers punk out. Assistant Clinton it going to kick Bob editors live and work in Los Angeles for a one-year period (approximately Dole's ass. I know it. You know mid-May to mid-May). But this isn't an internship — you get paid! it. The American people know it. If you would like to apply for a 1997-98 assistant editor position, or if -Warn Schramok, junior, Ameri- can U. • Dole. He hat the vision you're just interested in writing, taking photos or doing illustrations for U. we need for a better, stronger Magazine, send samples of your work to: Frances Huffman, Editor, U. The America as we move toward the National College Magazine, 1800 Century Park E. #820, Los Angela, CA 2lit century. He also ha> some- 90067. Or e-mail us at cditor9umagazine.com or Umagazine9aol.com. thing elie Clinton doesn't have: Check out application info at http://www.umagazine.com. integrity and character. Christian Pock, tophomora, St. Bonavan- tura U., H.Y. • Clinton. I think he's doing a great job, and he should have four more years to continue hit work. Dole would be Buth warmed over. Jaft 5/0*, graduate student, U. of Florida, Gamstrma • Clinton. 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POPPIN' Willamette U., Ore. BIRTHDAY SUIT FRESH Fans of Willamette's women's UNADRORPER Penn State U. Kansas State U. soccer team are seeing double. And Most college campuses Ohio State U. Mmmm... Bis- double. And double. The team welcome free expression — cuit Bakes. A group of A disgruntled student tried the includes three sets of identical unless it involves bare butts. Kansas food science Kaczynski method of getting his twins — and one set plays the Aleksander Popivker went majors won a student way when the registrar's office same position. Although the head to Penn State's campus food technology com- informed him that he would be coach admits to some confusion on with conviction. Police petition for their cre- responsible for tuition for the two the field, he says they've figuted found him — buck naked ation of a frozen bis- classes he was attempting to drop. out a way to tell them apart: Call — reading the Bible at the cuit filled with ham, The student told his advisers that them by their names. To make pulpit of Grace Lutheran green peppers, the "truck bomb in the front of the matters worse, the three sets of Church. According to the onions, cheese, eggs administration building would take twins have even tried to pass for Daily Collegian, he told and seasonings. Tan- care of the problem." No bomb mismatched sextuplets. police he was celebrating talizing, ain't it? And was found. his birthday by reading the you thought students Hey, kid — next time you want WHAT A CHORE Bible nude — the same way were only capable of to get your way, try holding your U. of Minnesota he entered the world. Police making Ramen. They breath and stamping your feet. Researchers at Minnesota are pooped his parry and may sound tasty, but studying how lean and obese charged him with indecent we recommend steer- women burn energy while per- FIELD TRIP OF exposure, open lewdness ing clear of Biscuit forming household tasks. Women DREAMS and disorderly conduct. Bakes after a night of who participate in the study are U. of Southern Maine heavy drinking. A summer course at Maine asked to wash dishes, clean a had some students knocking HEMP IS FOR KIDS ROLL WITH THE bathroom and carry groceries AN EYE FOR while having their heart rates 'em out of the park. The week- Thanks to actor Woody Harrel- PUNCHES DETAIL monitored. When asked why no long "class" took 42 students son, the children of Kentucky now Penn State U. U. of Maryland, College Park men were used for the study, and two professors to ballparks, have an opportunity to fine-tune Penn State police responded to The lhamondback, Maryland's researcher Katie Schmitz replied, dugouts and locker rooms their writing skills, win hundreds of a complaint that someone was newspaper, reported that a middle- "It's quite sexist of me, assuming across the Northeast to study dollars and learn about hemp. The randomly punching pedestrians aged man was masturbating in the that women do most household America's favorite pastime — actor sponsored a statewide essay while walking on a campus road. library. Yeah, we've all heard those activities, but I have a fair baseball. Course materials contest asking kids in elementary The cops didn't catch the perp. stories, but not like this one. The amount of statistical evidence on included four books on baseball and high school to write about No one was seriously hurt in the woman who saw him took the cue my side that women are doing history, a case of dip (the chaw- marijuana's industrial cousin, its attack — except maybe the that witnesses should watch closely more household chores than in' kind) and a manual on how history and the products that can puncher's pride. Victims of the for detail. She told police that she men." Does it really take a scien- to scratch yourself in public come from it. Hey Woody, can col- bandit puncher say he punched with style. noticed a "well-built man, about tist to figure that one out? lege kids get in on this gig, too? like a girl. 40 years old, with his penis OH, RATS Central State U., Ohio And you think your dorm is rank? All nine dorms at Central State were evacuated by the state fire marshal because of health, safety and sanitation violations. But 48 students, apparently fond of their bacteria- friendly home, protested the decision by refusing to budge from a dorm lobby. Campus security officers were called in to force the protesters out. And give them a bath. 9L3 OIRL TROUBLE TIRED EXCUSES Texas A&M U. Columbia U. An A&M student decided that chugging Urban myth or true story? You decide. Three beer and Kvcrclcar was a good way to deal with students at Columbia fail to show up for a final a quarrel with his girlfriend. The student then exam. When they do finally surface, they tell (heir decided that mud-hogging on mucky grounds professor that they had a flat tire on the way and would chase those heartsick blues away. But the couldn't repair it in time. The professor agrees to car got stuck. Instead of abandoning it, the stu- let them take a revised version of the final — a dent stole a parked van, a tic-down rope from one-question final. The students spend the next an airplane and a motorboat propeller in a week poring over notes, studying their little futile attempt to extract it from the mud. When hearts out. They arrive fully prepared for the final campus cops showed up, the bedraggled stu- and discover the one question they weren't dent said: "No girl is worth this much trouble." expecting: "Which tire?" All of them failed. I 8 U. Magazine • October 1996 submission, cross dressing, leather and other fetishes." Bottom perv Tauni Arntsen, a senior, was attracted to the club The Great when she was new to the area — but not new to the BDSM scene. "It was good to finally hook up with Debater someone locally." To increase visibility, the pervs AS PART OF'THE TOP-RANKED COLLEGE DEBATE Whip It! hold weekly meetings called "munch- team in the western United States, junior es." They also have a Web site at http://www.cs.orst/groups/perv/. Bill Harkness can deliver carefully construct- Whip It Good But don't fret: This isn't the ed arguments at a mind-boggling speed. Middle Ages, so there'll be no pub- And he docs it without saying One translator sits between H,p ME BEAT ME MAKE ME he floggings. "We might bring CC~W^^T ' « ZXf VEGE" some equipment, but we don't go a word. Harkness and his teammate. The %JL / tarian" catches your eye as you flip ac it. We'd distract other people," Harkness, the nation's only other two remain near the judge deaf debater, is a member of the and audience, and one of those Bczodis says. jfW through the Oregon State U. newspa- speech and debate team at Cali- two has the responsibility of "voicing" what Harkness signs. per. No, it isn't another 900 number. It's an Evangelical By Glenn Keep, Oregon State UJ Pnolo fornia State U., Chico. With three interpreters, he uses sign Harkness, a mechanical engi- Perv Association classified ad. by Paul Turner, Oregon Stale U. language at the rapid pace that neering major, started debate last EPA's 20 members meet once a often misunder- college-level year after being encouraged by week 10 cal pizza and discuss con- stood. "I look at C^ competition friends. He says his switch to a sensual bondage, discipline, sadism submission at a ^^ demands. more cerebral sport after years of and masochism (BDSM). The club gift — something B Debate isn't playing soccer, basketball and track earned campus recognition in May I give to someone 7 7 usually seen raised some eyebrows in his family. after taking the phrase "sexual I love." I y as an activity "I haven't regretted it a bit," deviance" out of its constitution. Grad student V with occupa- he says. "I've tested my body "They didn't like those two Chris Bczodis tional hazards, and soul to the extreme. Now words." says EPA member Michael compares joining but his interpreters have discov- it's my turn to turn on my brain Sandy. "We changed it to 'alterna- to coming out of ered one — sore arms. and use it without losing the tive sexualities.'" the closet. "I want- "They sign so fast that they competitive streak." The EPA president and vice ed to encounter burn out after three minutes," Although Harkness says his president are called the top and bot- other people who Harkness says via an e-mail inter- deafness doesn't influence his tom pervs. Top perv Dunne Hack- have the same feel- view. "In fact, they're seated right identity as a debater, he recog- born, a grad student, says the ings I have." next to each other so they can nizes his role as a trailblazer for group's mission is to educate the Bezodis adds pick up where the other left off. others with disabilities. He stresses public and provide a safe environ- that the club isn't After each round, their arms are that he's just someone who does- ment for enthusiasts. just S&M. "It's a so worn out they can't sign, let n't let obstacles interfere with She says fetishes are about love little of everything alone lift an arm." achieving his goals. and trust and that this concept is — domination, "I'm simply break- ing new grounds rather than forcing myself to catch on, even supporters aren't upon them," he says. very enthusiastic. "That way you don't Blown Away "Unfortunately, I find people end up becoming a use it as a game," says Brian Zicenti- nuisance or a burden. EEEEY, DRINKER DRINKER! HEEEEY, DRINKER ni, a manager at Tempe's Minder You have to carry your drinker! He steps up to the plate. He sticks the Binders restaurant. own weight. This phi- "There have been reports from losophy has taken me H straw in the hole. Annnd heec — exhales! around the country of people trying far in life." No, this isn't a baseball player ing them, we don't make that much to get a high reading," Dyas says. By Kknberty A. Got, blowing bubbles in his Gatorade. profit," he says. "If we can keep one "Like, I'm a 0.10. Can I get a 0.20?" U. or Camomia, Davis It's a bar patron testing his blood person from driving drunk one Can I get a 0.30? Can I get a alcohol level on a Breathalyzer after time, then it's worth it." coma? consuming 56 ounces of beer in Toby Dyas, a public information three hours. officer for the Tempe Police Depart- By Becky mt, Arizona State U./Photo Grad student Brian Coates and a ment, says students shouldn't rely by Robert Anaarwon, Arizona State U. friend took their test at Fat Tues- on self-testing. The Bu day's, a bar near Arizona State U. "If people say, 'I m • According to an American Coaega Testing survey, It* percentage ot t The legally drunk blood alcohol lev- getting a high reading who drop out attar freshman year run reached 26.9 percent — nearly 2.5 percent el in Arizona is 0.10; Coates regis- so I'll get a taxi,' that's higher than the rate in 1983. tered 0.10. while his companion great," he says. "But if • Tin Depi of Education reports that MM In 0«e U.& lurt the eecond-hlgh- scored 0.05. someone blows a 0.07 eel rate in graduating from higher education it»tihrooi». Carada had the higheat "I'm drunk, and you're half and feels safe to drive rate. In 1991,30 percant of 24-year-oMt hi the US. had graduate compared to drunk," Coates said to his buddy. home, they need to real- Canada's 33 percant in that age group. The study was based on a comparison Shawn Lind, who co-owns Alco- ize they could go up to between Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan and the US hol Awareness Concepts, says he 0.10 or 0.12 by the • Four women arrived at the Citadel in August to start HoN Week training The distributes the machines more for time they reach their women are the first — wtth the exception of Shannon Fau(ki»er, who wtttidrew dur- public safety than profit. destination." ing l«l Weofc la«1 »•» ^ to onroi at the tonnerty "By the time we pay for the Although the tour women are Petra lovettnfcsa of Washington, DC ; Nancy Mace of Goose Creek. machines and spend money calibrat- machines arc beginning S.C.; Jamie Mantavto* of Charlotte, NX.; and Kim Messar of Clover, S.C o October 1996 • U. Magazine 9 Spanq! Me Bible Trwnact,«mcMftM. Cheaters AN ENTIRE GENERATION IS JUMPING HEADFIRST ONTO THE Internet bandwagon, seeking technological thrills — but leato/raeTtolilii iiiiii'wiia»iiit/baa Tha NCAA haa arrtoad at Tana Tach finding a mess. The virtual environment is as polluted with U., and ttia Rad Haider faithful arc shaking to thee* booto. garbage and Stanley commercialism as its real-world counterpart. Staphan Galnaa, a former Tach And existing road maps are sketchy at best. defensive lineman, hat accused hit former coach and academic adviser Enter Trip Anchor and Uncle Dutch. to http://www.100.com, a site commemo- of helping him cheat on a Bible stud- As the hosts of Spanq!. a daily online audio rating the 100th anniversary of the Boston lea correspondence course. And If show at http://www.spanq.com, these cyni- Marathon. that weren't enough sinning, Galnes cal Web surfers attempt to sort out the Trip and Dutch met while working for also claims his coach paid for a Internet and point users to the most inter- the What's New site for NCSA Mosaic, a course at Howard College, where he esting sites. Listeners can go to Spanq!, then browser that preceded Netscape, for which didn't have to attend class and took surf the net or check e-mail while listening they hunted down Internet trends. only one teat — on the history of to their Web reviews. "We pitched (our idea for Spanq!] to basketball. Spanq! uses RealAudio, a program that management and were rewarded by them The ongoing Investigation was dis- downloads sound in little or no time, to do dumping lots of money into it. It was covered by the Houston Chronicle, the daily three-minute something that wasn't wMch reported that Tach assistant bit. Each program really being done," WM co**, RhiMty MMfcmr.and explores a different Dutch says. TNtl ■■HO aVahHaafHaWstf aVld MBjaV theme, like Weekend Well, it's being KeMalffllC NtfaMf. ROWi ReWQW, HI Time Wasters or done now, and the beln-g eflVMtlQflteKl ifi aHMMOBM with t Motion Picture Sick- two hosts are having a correspondence course Galnes took ness. Sites are rated on blast with it. from Southeastern College of the an ETW (Estimated "We don't take Assemblies of God, Ha. Time Wasted) scale. ourselves very serious- mm totd NCAA wtmUgators "There's all kinds ly, which gives us that he was given a sample test to of dreck on the Web, some freedom," study mm with the correct answers but there's also so Dutch says. "We already marked. Whan ha want to the much out there that's poke fun at stuff. We Tach athletic offices the next day to good," Trip says. "We like to think that m*Jhmm weal aatfpea»ytoaelftely/enwr.btoeltoato take the real thing, ha discovered it try to point people in we're spanking some Far flat Oonape ItMfi In yea. was Identical to the test he had stud- both directions life into the Web." tod the night before. because both areas can We're just won- Tech's general counsel, Pat Camp- be a lot of fun. Our dering if spanking tmJtmm bell, acting aa a spokesperson for the (oarney — It's informed commentary would be prohibited Pwiy Fenesra university, says the NCAA allowed and cheap shots are under the Communi- Tach officials to take part to a Joint equally balanced." cations Decency Act. Investigation In return tor silence from In its demo, Mto://www. all parties. Spanq! rips on Inter- Uriel* Dutch and Trip By Com Bant, AUXeaeetastoe — great If you don't "The investigation Is proceeding, net-broadcast wed- Anchor llkm to Momnql American U. / Photo by haa yea are and you happen to and we're actively involved," Campbell dings and gives kudos mmoh othmr. Manoto Garcia ^»--"- ^ says. "The university is Interested In knowing what took place." Two years ago, an FBI and South- at MT helped west Conference investigation into Bay- BUS & Byt< tor U.'s basketball program uncovered academic Improprieties involving the • Ctoee yaw eyes mat caok year navy slippers together... again, vtvartn to cori'aauundanca course program at WMtlMMirhiliHfcto — aajato — to ■^MeattoTliara'Blto Place *»mmtiwltmm*lDtonmammm*1**m&anwm*.Um±nxmtnlm>T- ; Southeastern College. U*iHomirmM2AcBn*iLHicorm*rmtmlm*K*onkm*rilonn, matton, ctoMk out btlp ://www.w3.oroyaueVWwW/PtCS. Many Tech students fear If the alle- potot your browser to http7/www. vfvMtn.com/trtvar1n. I be ana of toe il»l>iitoliii «towtot«ctonVirtriMii waftoajtohe gations are true, the NCAA sanctions »*»BmKimco*pm**HdK*Wvin*it9mltw>hotommlmm- t»|Mrttoto(toa»fi«?«l%ito a TV Ttwe Abaiouat aajai Commodora VtC-fltO wee toe tost I »«•• billion towhetKoeetto U.». Suproma Court Tttaa pre>a>lda»nt'w e>-m*>il addraaa to rea to* arerM-a PCa to IBM. ianaaa*aftwtr jeiiiildiiilw ihltoa.iaM.e,s». )7toW lO U. Magazine • October 1996 It's not magic, it's the Army and Army Reserve's Educational Loan Repayment Programs. If not in default, YES, I'd like more information on the ! ARMY EDUCATIONAL LOAN REPAYMENT PROGRAMS federally insured college loans up to $55,000 can completely D ACTIVE □ RESERVE disappear after three years of active Army service. The I HMD TO: Army Opportunities. PO. Box 3219 amount and duration of repayment varies for Reservists. I Warminster, PA 18974 Your college experience may allow you to enter the Army I Name at a higher rank and pay grade. And you may also qualify for Add-ess. sophisticated skill training. City. . Stale. .Z.p. For more information, call 1-800-USA-ARMY, Ext. 439, Phone. .Birthday. or mail in the coupon today. Circle lest year of colle9e completed 19ZIW0B1ZC 1 t » 4 A8ZIXJ-081ZC fflum Circus off the Scars STEP RIGHT UP. SEE am starring in a TV series called Guest Bone ChiUm this fall. We all did X Expert: Mr. Lifto hang Filet — their most popular episode. concrete blocks They show it on Halloween. The from his nipples. Be circus is*a holiday special just like Charlie Brown." amazed as the Armenian Rose plans to add more mind Rubber Man pulls himself control to the show. "The nature of through a tennis racket. the circus is to always outdo the last The Trouble performance," he says. "Hypnotism "My favorite Heave at the sight of The is fresh. All the S&M stuff has been freak was the Tube as he manipulates liq- done over and over. It's been beaten puzzle man. My with TAs to death." favorite freak in uid from his nose through Rose's story may also come to my life is my his stomach. Watch Enig- theaters. He sold the movie rights to JOHNNY GRADUATED on TAi and their students — even his biography. Freak Like Me (Ban- brother Eric." from college and McDonald's has Hamburger U. ma eat bugs. tam), and hopes Johnny Depp will "There is no substitute for expe- rience," says Mark Grant, who was a Seeing is definitely believing accept the tide role. earned himself a TA for three years at Mankato State when it come to the Jim Rose Cir- "What makes a man do things "One thing we have in com- graduate teaching assistant- U., Minn. "With little to no train- cus Sideshow, a modern-day freak like this? I'd see the film in an mon is the body. So any time ship. The English depart- ing, I could have been very bad." show touring the country and col- instant," says Jeremy Burn, a senior someone does something you don't Grant would like to see a stringent lege auditoriums, appearing on TV at California Polytechnic State U., think you can do, people come out ment handed Johnny a and selling tons of merchandise. San Luis Obispo. to see. We just give them what textbook and told him, screening process to reduce the Burri won't be alone. Rose says they desire." number of substandard TAs. the circus' audience is mostly college "Go Johnny, go!" Johnny's Even TAs who know their sub- students, especially "the purple- ByC*rltB*,AM$t$fntBmor/ students crossed their fin- ject matter face obstacles presenting lipped kind with black hair." Pnoto ccutwty ofJkn HN material, and instructors who don't gers and prayed, "Johnny speak English fluently can compli- "The show is fascinating and be good." cate students' comprehension. repulsive at the same time. Some Indiana U. offers an accent The question is, who's teaching reduction program to help interna- of it makes me squirm and some TAs like Johnny? In some cases, tional doctoral students meet the really thrills me," says Julie no one. Waters, a senior at the U. of minimum English standards neces- Rhode Island. "It allows us to face sary to teach. some of our demons without tak- "My students reassure me they ing the personal risk." can understand my English," says IU's Hui-Hsien Wang, who attrib- After learning "freakology" in utes her success to the tutoring pro- Europe, Rose moved back to the Most universities spend one States and did shows in Seattle and vided by the math department. week or leu training TAs. In fact, Teacher certification for TAs at Venice Beach. He met a belly it's likely that your second grade dancer and Mr. Lifto (whose act the university level could improve teacher had more education training the quality of instructors, but Syra- burned his mind's eye), and the cir- than your last biochemistry TA. cus was born. cuse U. is among the few schools According to Jerry Feezel, TA offering such a program. "I got my first introduction to director at Kent State U., TAs are freaks at the state fairgrounds in "It was created with the intent to responsible for at much as three- improve the quality of both gradu- Phoenix," Rose says. "I confess an fourths of undergraduate instruc- interest in natural freaks like Three ate and undergraduate instruction," tion. Yet inadequate TA develop- says Stacey Tice, assistant dean and Dicks Richard, but top-of-the-line ment programs plague universities self-modifiers are good, too. I just director of SU's TA program. across the country. Last year, 32 universities attend- like to bring the public new "Administrators often assume shocks." ed a national workshop at Syracuse that TAs know both what to teach to improve their TA programs. After a year-long hiatus from and how best to teach it," says touring, the group is ready to take Until other schools follow suit, Roger Sensenbaugh, a former TA at the number of underqualified TAs over stages once again. Indiana U. "Frankly, it's a matter of "We were burned out, so we all will continue to increase — almost economics, and that can affect the as much as the cost of tuition. did our own thing for awhile," says quality of education." Rose, who is a human dart board This "no experience necessary" and eats dry ice. "Lifto models. I Oh, ByMontAskMtot.UtnkltoStittUJ mentality places an unfair burden Humktturn mm, TwmAMUU. Appk* la th. No. 1 computer brand amongMwdartprada at A kilobyte baaaiatf MMMM. 12 U. Magazine • October 1996 says — not because she's compelled. Once Haratyk is certified, she'll Workout teach others what took her a year to learn: "If your body is biologically comfortable, that's where you Blowout should be." So if the task of plan, ling your exer- WHEN THE SUR- "The effect of exercise suppresses cise regimen plagues you, just remem- the immune system because the ber to stay somewhere in the middle geon Gener- body is being asked to perform with — of the chips and the knee dips. al's office took less recovery time," Bonci says. a close look at physical fit- Yet addicts allow nothing — not By Kynan Ko»y, Geor^ Washmgtoti UJ even injuries — to interfere with muttrtOon by Darrtn Bo*, U. ot ness in the United States, it workouts. Kirsten Haratyk, a senior CaHromia.Barkohy concluded that most peo- at the I.', of Colorado, continued working out last summer even ple are fat, lazy and seden- though she had tendinitis. Health Nut tary. (Hey, not even glaci- "I'm definitely one of those peo- or Just Plain ers are sedentary!) ple who feels guilty if I take time off," Haratyk says. But according to fitness experts, Eating disorders often accompa- there's also a growing number of col- ny overexercising, Craai says. "Exer- H you answer "yes" to any of lege students — predominantly cising compulsively is a bulimia- questions, you may bs a cornputstw Party females — at the other end of the type activity. [Compulsive spectrum. While many students revel exercisers] don't have a clue about • Do you work out even if you have an in pizza, beer and couching, exercise nutrition and don't have any knowl- addicts work out with a vengeance. edge of fat cells and caloric intake." • Do you consider exercise an obMga- Learning about anatomy and tton that you must get through on a regular bests, rather then an oppor student conduct code "a vulture cir- nutrition can help stop people from HE LIBERTARIAN pushing themselves too hard and tunny to sweet, relieve stress or cling over the rotting carcass of our eating too litde. have fun? party has tradi- civil liberties." Haratyk kicked her exercise • Do you measure how intensely you "Libertarians fed that the Internet tionally been little "I don't think it's always been a addiction by studying fitness should exerciee according to how should be an open forum," says Ben- problem," says Kim Craai, fitness instruction. Now she exercises and much you eat? more than a space filler on jamin Kepple, a junior at the U. of programming director at One-on- eats responsibly. As often as six days If you thktk that you may bo an the American ballot, some Michigan and publisher of the Review. One Fitness Center in Ann Arbor, BK0fctS0 addict, cofjtttct your unhtmi The Communications Decency a week, she does 45 minutes of aero- odd "alternative" party that Mich. Craai says obsession began bic activity and an hour of ty counseling Mfvflcw for * profws- Act, a failed attempt to regulate the with society's changing image of the weightlifting, but she used to do skmal nfmral. And got the hell oft few take seriously. Internet supported by both Republi- female body. "Twenty years ago, more. She does it for fun now, she that tnadmtHI cans and Democrats, has helped But haven't you heard? "Alterna- thin wasn't in." draw more students into the Liber- tive" and "mainstream" have been According to tarian camp. doing the do-si-do lately, and politi- Leslie Bom.i. pro- Steve Wilcox, a senior at Ameri- cal parties are no exception. fessor of nutrition can U., Washington, D.C, is using at the U. of Pitts- e-mail to organize the only national burgh and dietit- third-party college organization. ian for the Pitts- Thus far, his electronic campaign burgh Steelers, has corralled 42 schools into the typical compulsive College Libertarians of America. Libertarians say their philosophy exercisers are per- "The idea that consenting adults is a perfect match for student voting fectionists. should be allowed to do whatever preferences: fiscally conservative but They're loners, they wish as long as they don't harm socially liberal. They don't like big often accompa- others is very attractive to students," government or the war on drugs. nied only by their Wilcox says. They don't like welfare or censorship. yellow Walkmans But the party's stance against stu- "Our ideology is of a much during grueling dent loans is decidedly less attractive. smaller, less expensive, less intrusive regimens, she says. Libertarian presidential candidate government," says Bill Winter, "Exercise Harry Browne, a successful author director of communications of the begins to take and financial adviser, says there are National Libertarian Party. precedence over great long-term benefits to saying Although few students campaign every other activi- goodbye to Mr. Stafford and Ms. Pell. for Libertarian candidates or subscribe ty," Bonci says. "Government programs like stu- wholeheartedly to the party platform, "I've seen people dent loans have rsralatrd the cost of a growth on campuses is evident. bomb out acade- college education," Browne says. "Give George Mason U., Va., sponsors mically, suffer up your student loans [and other libcrtarianism summer seminars on mood swings and favorite federal programs), and you college campuses. Since 1988, the become depressed can be free of income taxes for life." number of attending students has and irritable." Now that's liberating. grown from 70 to 300. Overexertion For more information about l.iber- At the U. of Michigan, the for- leads to sprains, tarianitm, cheek out the Libertarian mer Republican-dominated newspa- strains and (tars Party Web tile at httpMwww. If. org/lfl. per. The Michigan Review, has been for some addicts, seized by Libertarians who have led and immunity to ByJamm fights against restrictive college poli- infections wanes. cies. One writer deemed a proposed i byJayThurtktn. Auburn U. October 1996 ■> U. Magazine 13 mince as well as chair of interdenominational services he spent the time politicking," Measday says. "He From campus parties and the food service investigation committee. He cre- would go around the room and talk to everybody." to party leaders ated the first collegewide student directory and occa- As class president both freshman and sophomore sionally wrote for the student paper. Although not an year, Clinton appealed for lower cafeteria prices, athlete, Clinton led the student athletic association lower parking costs and student-written course cri- BY AMY HELMES and organized the school's sports week contest. And tiques. Like many Georgetown students, Bill ASSISTANT EDITOR to top it all off, he played in the band. worked on Capitol Hill, interning for Democratic "He was the type of person who was a natural Sen. William Fulbright from Arkansas. leader," says Bob Hannan, another classmate of Clinton's campus political life suffered a blow in BEFORE STATE DINNERS, THERE WAS DORM FOOD. BEFORE Clinton's in the school of foreign services. "It was 1967 with an unsuccessful bid for student govern- congressional budget wars, there were late-night frat rather unusual for someone from Arkansas to stand ment president. His slogan, "This is Clinton Coun- out like that at Georgetown." try," seemed catchy enough, but two scandals left parties. Bob Dole and Bill Clinton will soon be up With nearly perfect grades, Clinton was a stand- his campaign in shambles. First, he got busted for against the electoral college — a far cry from the col- out in the classroom as well, although his nose may circulating a newsletter that claimed endorsements leges they started at decades (upon decades) ago. Find have been a little browner than most. by students without their permission. Then, one of "He was the kind of student who all the teachers Clinton's friends stole the opponent's campaign out what friends and former classmates have to say about the liked even if he didn't go to class," Measday says. "He posters and dumped them over the side of a hill. Bill and Bob you never knew. was always very well-prepared, and he would go out Bill lost, 570 votes to 717. of his way to get extra points." His disappointment didn't last long, am Clinton, Ooorgotown u., Bill and his friends some- however. Bill was named a Rhodes "BUI WH scholar in 1968, only the second 1984-88 times spent their weekends on Georgetown undergraduate to earn the At an eager politician-in-training. Bill Clinton M Street. Now an upscale n H /ii fir distinction. When he entered the politi- was a straight "A" student who could certainly fed yuppie area, it was once a popular college hangout, cal arena a few years later, his friends his classmates' pain. where bars like the Cellar class president weren't surprised. "We always expected him to do well Just a good oP boy Door hosted performances by the Mamas and the Papas, Mile the rest in politics, but you never think someone It's no coincidence that Bill Clinton went to col- you know will wind up as president," lege in Washington, D.C. Peter Paul and Mary or af us were still Hannan says. Turning down a music scholarship to Louisiana Woody Allen. As for Measday, he's a lot more loyal State U„ Clinton instead chose Georgetown U., a Bill might have been trying to fin 1 to his college buddy than to his party selective Jesuit school in the heart of the capital city. seen at the local pubs, but anyone who knew Bill in affiliation. As a freshman international studies major in 1964, college will tell you that he tlehiMire" "I'm a Republican, but obviously, I'm Clinton was looking to the future. going to vote for Clinton, since I know "He was a politician from the day he got to never touched alcohol — or GEORGETOWN U. the guy, " he says. Georgetown," says classmatoTom Measday. "Bill inhaled. And while George- CLASSMATE Maybe being neighborly and going by was running for class president while the rest of us town doesn't have fraterni- ties. Bill did belong to TOM MEASDAY the nickname "Bubba" paid off after all. were still trying to find the bookstore." Bill's list'of campus activities would humble Alpha Phi Omega, a cam- Boring even the most involved college student. pus service fraternity. "Bill's fraternity wasn't the He was chair of the freshman orientation com- Stuff typical, 'Get a keg of beer and drink till Monday' kind of fra- Okay, oka,, to much ternity," says Measday, who Hillary Rodham Clinton — for tha crazy collage was a member of a fraternity Wollooley College, Clam* off 'I *Mf. LaTa fit MriMt. not sanctioned by the school. Mator: political science. Minor pay Nora S NOW Clinton On Saturday afternoons. m stands on tha rsaues: Bill might drive his white •ProaidentottneYoungl Abortion: Pro-chofc*. Buick convertible with the • San for yaar — ttvoan ATIIMIIBUVS Action: red interior to a Maryland e^WJv Vv wwfwwtn inv •Ja88»e^P •^eeJP^aew a Supports polo club, where for two Binary pashod for a pata/tati pradtea Education: Supports bucks, students could watch a option, worked for a batter system I polo match followed by an ratunttnf library books, supported aarteadStart,! evening concert. Clinton s ratMacfcatn- i and AmertCorpe. first serious romance was with TWMKll Denise Hyland, a French I catted for major from New Jersey. They it-m dated for nearly three years, '10, but broke up junior year to Oun Control:! date other people. a ban on — siurti Ttile l» Clinton oountry The Four Tops and the Fifth Dimension played at Clinton's foreign service balls, but rather than cutting a rug, Bill worked the room. "At most of the dances. 14 U. Magazine • October 1996 ma's Hell Week, Dole wore burlap underwear to "I was on stage in a beauty contest for Home- (Wa.hburn U., Kat class and survived other standard fraternity rituals. coming Queen," West says. "He was in the audi- 1040-82) "Back then, pledges were paddled," says Bill ence, and he turned to his friend and said, 'I'm It seems like just yesterday that Bob Dole was a Forsyth, mother college friend and teammate. "If going to meet that giH.'* ; college man. Well, okay — maybe it wasn't yester- you misbehaved, they just said, 'Bend over,' and Although West didn't w n the pageant, she won day, but back then, Bob was the typical student. He they would hit the spot." the affection of Dole, who introduced himself to played sports, dated the class beauty, and rarely By the second semester of his freshman year. her after the show. They soon began dating, and for referred to himself in the third person. Bob was elected vice president of Kappa Sigma. Dole and his friends, life couldn't have been better. "He wasn't a boisterous 'Rah! Rah!' guy, but he "We had a pretty pure, structured life," Roder- Center court had a sense of humor we all liked," Forsyth says. ick says. "We were young and happy, and every- Star of his high school basketball team and rated He may seem stoic and dignified today, but in thing looked good in those days." "the ideal boy" by the girls of his class. Bob Dole college. Bob wasn't above prankster hijinks like But World War II changed all that. Halfway seemed to have it made upon entering the U. of short-sheeting beds. Longtime friend Harold Dum- through his sophomore year — after only one road Kansas in 1941 as a prc-med major. ler remembers one occasion when an unsuspecting trip in varsity basketball — Dole and his friends left Guest In the jock tradition, Bob went out for track and fraternity pledge returned home to find his Harley school and went to war. Expert: football and played basketball under legendary Jay- Davidson parked in his third-floor bedroom. For Dole, leaving school meant leaving his hawkers coach Phog Allen, who's considered by According to Dumler, all signs pointed to crazy Bob sweetheart, but he told West to date other people many to be the father of modern basketball. as the ringleader of the incident. while he was away. Stefani Dole came from a poor family and had little "He told me, 'You're going to get bored, and I money, so when he wasn't buried in course work Dole-ing out charm trust you,'" she says. (his grades were mediocre) or sweating in the gym, The booming social scene in 1941 involved the West met a squadron commander at a nearby usual parties and drinking, but you'd never see Dole military base. She wrote Dole in the army, he was trying to earn a few extra bucks. "I really dis- Waiting tables at his fraternity house (Kappa swinging from the chandelier, according to Forsyth. announcing her engagement. like political Sigma), Dole earned $12.50 a month and all the "Bob and I didn't drink much beer because we "I wrote Bob. He said, 'Don't do this until I see food he could eat. Every Saturday were playing sports," he says. you again,' but it was just one of those things." questions, morning, he woke with the roosters to "Back then, you made your West married a few months later. but I think deliver milk and also worked in the During Hat pa own entertainment. The Despite the heartbreak, West says she and Dole President world of college students are still friends and have never lost touch. towel room for the basketball team. Clinton got "He was a top-drawer fellow who Sigma'sHell today is totally different from His college friends say they never imagined 54 more girls in pulled himself up by the bootstraps," anything Bob and I saw when years ago that the handsome sportsman from Rus- says Dr. James Roderick, a teammate men, out we were kids." sell, Kansas, would wind up as a presidential candi- college." and classmate of Dole's. "That was back Occasionally, bands like date. It was the furthest thing from their minds. when kids went to school for a purpose, ware burlap Charlie Spivak and Glenn "I just wish the true Bob Dole would show up in not just to have fun." Miller played at the student the elections," Roderick says. "The political system Despite the work. Bob was unierwear ti union building. Students hung demands too much baloney from too many people. immersed in fraternity life — and he out at the local cinema and He's got great wit and a sharp sense of humor, but was itching to party. During Kappa Sig- class. diner, where couples could share the American public doesn't see it. Maybe he'll Boring Cokes and maybe even hold break loose and be like he really is." hands if the lights were low. Who knows? Maybe he'll wear that burlap Stuff "No one ever got pregnant underwear in the elections for good luck. From burlap under- holding hands," says Roderick, wear to navy-btue suits, who allowed himself 25 cents here's how Dole stands each week for entertainment. (IWIot on the* In the early '40s, television '08 U., Class of was unheard of, so Dole and his Abortion: Opposes. friends made do with the radio. Affirmative Action: (although her mother wanted her to Without cars, they walked study home economics) everywhere they went, which Education: Voted • Data Delta Delta loroity member made dating a rarity for most against AmenCorps, the • Ren for freshmen clan represen- young men at Kansas. On the national service program tative (Urging classmate* to take a other hand. Bob didn't have which gives education much trouble charming the girls grants to people who do them to Rip Van Winkle m her cam- with his dashing good looks. community service. paign slogans anal wound up loomg A handsome 6 feet tall and Supports dismantling the Department of italmt laiirnajl 190 pounds, Dole was an unsuspecting ladies' man, usu- Education. ally far too busy lifting weights Taxes: Supports tax ay ttaeallerot toe school and practicing free throws to cuts in combination with notice any female admirers. spending cuts. bacfc to oa» «■*■». Iwaai mwnassSrNrlirtiiStaJ "I thought I was a pretty gay Gun Control: Opposes. WottaW on ■«»■ SW of Data nosufc. swSar of Ms blade," Roderick says, "but Bob Budget: Strongly was really a handsome fellow." supports balanced rarWMtoOuctqr.a When Dole was a sopho- budget amendment to I a tow year* tator tar bah* more at Kansas, he met Grace Constitution. McCandless (now Grace West), Crime: Blames the a junior psychology major con- American entertainment Harvey's Catotorta an* Ss MM Light (Orae* sidered by many to be one of Industry for promoting a r>ea,werrttoltaSeddMCtubror the school's prettiest girls. WHmt m hunki Hm'm mo Ormmmyt culture of violence. October 199«S • U. Magazine 15 A record-breaking The old collage try Forty-five college .students were on the U.S. summer for Olympic team — more than 6 percent of the entire squad — and they successfully made the transition college Olympians from midterms and keg parties to medals and, well, Olympic-sized keg parties. BY JASON SOBEL "It was a really, really fun atmosphere, and every- BRANDEIS U. one was really laid-back," says U. of Rochester PHOTOS COURTESY OF TONY DUFFY. TSI (RK;HT) / sophomore and U.S. fencer Felicia Zimmcrmann. |i IN URRANCHF.K (RF.LOW) "Television tries to make athletes look like they're -superhuman, but they're not. They're just real peo- ple. The Olympic experience — sharing the same UCUk'm Amy Jtouff lm hSah THEY SPENT THEIR SUMMERS dreams with so many other people — was amazing." chasing lifelong dreams in the Ah, yes. The Olympic Experience. A three-week escapade passed down by the ancient Greeks (no, support. That's really unusual for our sport." international spotlight, with not the fraternity alumni variety), filled with love Male Olympians also recognized the accom- television cameras and micro- for all mankind, the spirit of honest competition plishments of the winning women. "If you're doing and sports. Lots and lots of sports. well and breaking records, then it doesn't nutter if phones hanging on their every But unlike the usual college sports scene — you're a man or a woman — you should be in the movement. which is dominated by basketball- and football- limelight," says U. of Michigan sophomore and You worked the cash register at the playing campus jocks — the Olympics feature the U.S. swimmer Tom Malchow. lesser-known breed of athlete. During the 17 days of competition, no team was local QuickieMart for $5.25 an hour. Take the case of U. of Florida sophomore Alli- more in the limelight than the U.S. women's gym- They were among the world's elite in son Wagner. A gifted collegiate swimmer, she had nastics squad and its medal-clinching member. Prior never basked in the glory of the athletic limelight. to the Olympics, only the most diehard gymnastics the categories of speed and strength, That is, until she competed in the Summer Games fan would have recognized the name Kcrri Strug. the product of rigorous daily training as a member of the U.S. squad. That all changed after she secured the gold medal for sessions that were the focal point of "I'll always remember the first day of competi- the United States with a gut-wrenching vault on a tion," says Wagner, who won a silver medal in the badly sprained ankle. Her grimacing face hit every their young lives. 400-meter individual medley. "I'd never swam in newsstand in the nation, and America's sweetest You drank lots of beer. front of 15,000 people before. When they sweetheart since Mary Lou Return was born. announced my name, there was a huge roar from The Olympics can turn ordinary college athletes They earned respect, admiration and the crowd. It was just spectacular." into national heroes, but they can just as easily turn big chunks of gold, silver and bronze Other athletes felt the same adrenaline rush. heroes into never-to-be college athletes. Take Strug, while showcasing their talents on the "Going to events and hearing 'U-S-A' chanted real- for instance. At press time, the UCLA student had ly loud is the most amazing sound I've ever heard or given up her college eligibility and scholarship to world's most significant athletic stage. felt or been a part of," Zimmcrmann says. become a professional gymnast. Strug had planned You watched Brady Bunch reruns. Billy Walsh, a U. of Virginia junior and U. S. to compete for her school this fall, but the call of soccer player, competed before crowds of 65,000 money (a reported $100,000, plus endorsements) Feel like you didn't accomplish during the team's matches in Birmingham, Ala., and the chance to tour with her Olympic team- much? Take heart, underachiever, for and Washington D.C. mates was too strong. they are the few: the talented under- "People care about the Olympics 10 times However, the temptation for college Olympians more than they care about college sports," Walsh to turn pro was averted more often than not. grads who competed in this summers says. "That was by far the loudest I've ever heard "I thought about going pro," says Malchow, who Guest Olympic Games in Atlanta. a soccer crowd." earned a silver medal in the 200-meter butterfly. "But I don't think the amount of money I would Expert: Rolled gold make would outweigh the cost of tuition. I would Another crowd-plcascr also really miss being a normal college student." was women's Softball, as the Wagner agrees. "Before the Games, I thought U.S. team took home the that if I won two medals, I could earn a whole lot of gold medal in the inaugural money, but the advantages of school provide far Olympic event. Overall, the better opportunities than the money." dames of the Games domi- For these special student-athletes, their athletic "My gold nated, so much so that the endeavors have reinforced their academic careers. centennial event was Sure, they still have to suffer through the same math medal would dubbed by many as the lectures and eat the same meat surprise from the be for tour- Olympics of the Women. , cafeteria as their undergraduate peers. But after the ing. Even From sofiball to swimming Olympics, classes and exams don't seem quite as though I'm to soccer, U.S. women pre- nerve-racking, Wagner says. having the vailed ... with a little help "I thought that taking final exams was stressful, from the college generation. but competing in front of the whole world in a race time of my "Women's sports are that lasts just a few minutes had to be the most life, I've only definitely growing," says pressure a person can endure." been home Cindy Werley. a U. of So, what did you do on your summer vacation? 20 days in North Carolina junior the last Jaion Sobel (ailed to medal this summer in the inaugural and U.S. field hockey year." U. of Mlchlgmn-m Tom Matohow mnd John Rtmrmmm player. "The stands were muih-to-fridge relay but tame back to win gold in the heavily mug for thm ommorm. packed, and we got great contested remote control tost. 16 V. Magazine • October 1996 Rating System RADIO, RADIO %. MNk.tMMV.MC BY AMY HELMES Band Jkmonfj My Swan ( upilcl Chair based solely on collage radio airplay. Con- tributing radio stations: KALX. U. of California, Among My Swan is the third release from the Berkeley: KCPR. California Polytechnic State U.; dark and moody band made famous by its 1993 KCSB. U. of California. Santa Barbara; KGRK. U. alternative radio hit, "Fade Into You." It's played, of Northern Iowa: KJHK. U. of Kama.; KLSU. 'LVIS SANG ABOUT "HEART - sung and recorded in the same vein as the first Louisiana Slate U.; KRNU. U. of Nebraska; I break Hotel," Roy Orbison two CDs — all easy to swallow with a few really KTUH. U. of Hawaii; KUOM, U. of Minnesota; tasty treats. Standouts include "Flowers in KVRX U. of Teas*. Aaatin; KWVA. U. of Ore- visited it every once in a while and December" and "Cry, Cry." gon; WCBN, U. of Michigan; WKPS. Penn State Hope Sandoval and the gang Sandoval mesmerizes with her intoxicating V., WORT. U. of Wisconsin, Madison: WWVU. West Virginia U. named Mazzy Star have sought per- voice while the band fills out the tracks with moody atmospherics like the chiming mass bells in manent refuge within its ^itary "Disappear" and string accompaniment. Without Get the groove on Us music page Among, there's a vacancy in your listening library. but alluring confines. http://www...magazine com/rocks Various Artiste w Neurotic nvm-mktg Ck-oum -?. Outsiders HifRrctnL mong Wmtmr Tmfty MauroKo OutaHefrai GtmpKhrvmui Rtcrdi MaxtnikPVmmtr Brei mmBiiM ■■'» The Olympic Games story Is M rare M Its I aren't the only good things to The winner of October's "Let it go, 'cause now I come out of Georgia this year. Since the early '80s, award for coolest band name — several months ago, know, that you're so low, you nasty ho." The lyrics it's been rumored thai drinking the water in Athens, this group actually fooled shock jock Howard Stern only go downhill from here, and so do the rest of Ga., fosters exceptional musical talent, and this into thinking Bong Water Taffy was a designer drug the tracks. double-CD compilation offers proof. that was killing youngsters who ingested it. Rock legends of yesteryear Steve Jones (The Sex Twenty-nine iocal musicians, including R.E.M., With the release of their newest CD, they've Pistols), John Taylor (Duran Duran), Duff McKa- Widespread Panic, Vic Chesnutt, Magnapop, Syd now got to prove their music can be as clever as gan and Matt Sorum (Guns N' Roses) have joined Straw and other rising recording artists contribute their practical jokes. When showcasing guitarist to confront their demons, and it looks like the to celebrate Athens' music and art. Sadapa's funked-out rhythms, Bongwater invite demons have come out on top. The four members Five-Ring Circus can't be fit into any one style or the listener in with danceable beats on tracks like of Neurotic Outsiders had to be, well, neurotic to genre. The charged-up surf sounds of Man or Astro- "Junk Food" and "Shinn Digg." You'll be jam- try to climb back out of the shadows. man, and Prozak's funk/metal/rap, are comple- 111111' as all four band members hold their own in The album rarely deviates from the same monot- mented by the sardonic melodies of Bloodkin and terms of talent. onous beat, and the lyrics could only have been the bluesy acoustics of Kevn Kinney's "Chatta- Unfortunately, their mote lyrical ballads like written with the help of a bad rhyming dictionary. hoochie Coochic Man." A little blucgrass and folk "Ugly Duckling" and "Subliminal Sirens" sound "The good news is you're dying, the bad news is, rock are thrown in for pure Georgia flavor. All pro- like boring, washed-up '80s songs a la Loverboy. I'm alive," Jones sings on one track. Sorry, guys — ceeds will be donated to a nonprofit organization in But throw out the slow stuff and you'll be asking the good news is you were a hit once; the bad news 1M tnroal tfaw became Athens. Sounds peachy. for another Bong Water Taffy fix. is that the '80s ended six years ago. Saktwr* «****•,■£*- M«Ma." a striking.. M*HMl-sappy acoustic Mllast OMVfM * OH Evana Cuislnart, and It might make a group Dickens' "May the Bird of Paradise Fly .That Our Picks Trim Comptmtm Cohjmbim not-entirely unlike Sleeper. Lead singer up Your Nose." Studio mmuoiomigm - 1BB7-BB Louise Wener has acquired a somewhat Read House Palntara Cowboy Columbia/legacy nefarious reputation In the Hmey proas, BonQm tor a Blum Ourtar but the bad girl image doesn't always Mouth An eudtophile's dream coma true, Supreme/Island jell with h*r sweet alterna-pop lyric*. You this six-CD set rock* a jazz lover's world Simple piano, acoustic guitar and When she sings, "What do I do now? Are to? with Davis' smooth sax solos and Evans' heartfelt vocals blossom on this fifth we going under? What did I do wrong?" MCA Records Intimate arrangements Includes full- release from San Francisco's adored you lust want to give that It Girl a hug. ACajunrock length classics Miles Ahead, Porgy end fork-of-today band. With these 11 clas- i rood. quartet from Bets, Sketches Of Spain, * fSand Quiet Various. Artiest. sic, jazz-Inspired track*, the band Itofcra says Bradley, New Orleans. Nights as well as alternate takes, tot Ormmtamt Country Hrtm prove* It paints a beautiful house of »It MM, cepnvatos Cowboy Mouth have livery beats and rehearsals and sessions with School- K-Tel pain Guitar and vocals are at times . "I Uriah he couM Me strong melodies that will get you moving house Rock mastermind Bob Dorough. Yer dawg Is dead, yer woman left Inlscent of Neil Young In recant year*, •sit" despite all efforts at serf-restraint. The The restoration left no echo or scratch - and the clutch Is out on yer 4-by-4. and frontman Mark Kozelek's pointed f MlfSi <••• MMnft maniacal sound of drummer/frontman es, and 50 percent of the material is pre- Don't sweat It, cowboy. Pull on those word* appear chosen with care. 1 to g* pMpfcl to k* QOOt . Fred Lebtsncs deep, botd voice sets the viously unreleased. Davis and Evans are shftklckers and dance those down-home ( You c«t t kt tftwn afl tfw tone with jaunty rhythms, and the tun, so hot they're cool. blues awey to the best damn country Aftm years ol listening to El DeBarge, upbeat ditties wiH make you wish you compilation around. Evan If you're a SMId Row, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, assis- •toys. Thut** Wt, and Hurt*i were seeing H live in a southern honky- Trtm It Olrl closet country fan, this one's got the tant editors Amos, Jamls, Mel, Bell and I wa'ra taNttng i middle cheese Col hare fkiaMy acquired tonk. It's true down-home rock for people Arista classics, like Patsy's "Crazy," Hank's who can't stand typical country twangs. Puree ElasUca and Lb Phak- In a "Your Cheat*!' Heart" and Li'l Jimmy rc ~T 18 U. Magazine • October 1996 The Shadow Conspiracy Sleepers stars Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, HoQywod Pitrum Kevin Bacon and some guy with the unfortunate name of Brad Pitt. The possibly true, controver- Really now, what conspiracies aren't a little sial story follows the lives of sexually abused shadowy? Here, a presidential adviser (Charlie Saver Sheen) is tricked into being a murder suspect. On reformatory boys. Swlngmrm the run, the sweaty Sheen hooks up with a female Larger Than Ufa reporter (Linda Hamilton), and together they dis- "Hi, I'm a ad ss tinned Arma cover a plot to blow away the president. actor and I warn you to With talent like Bill Murray, Janeanc Garofalo finance a movia I wrote Rf i The Ghost and the and Linda Fiorcntino, Larger Than Life must be a about my Ma HMO I moved BY JAMES HIBBERD■ Darkness sure bet, right? Well, the story is about a guy who to Loe Angates. Oh, and I •too want to produca It nMMM inherits a circus elephant that he must transport across the country. Huge hijinks ensue. play Hw main character HEAR THAT SCRATCHING? THAT'S A wild and woolly hunter (Michael Douglas) and cast my trtanda in tha teams with a colonial engineer (Val Kilmer) to hunt Mlcrocosmos supporting rotas." Hollywood scraping the bottom two rampag- Miramax Sound unwary? Actor of the movie barrel. This October, we ing lions that Jon Fawaau (Rudy) not Call it Pupa Fiction. A hit at the Cannes Film arc killing the only got nit Wm made, but have a buttload of films that studios Festival, Microcosmos stars ants, bees, ladybugs disrespectful hit brainchild, Swkxprs, rt figured don't have enough action to and beetles. We're unsure of the plot, but maybe English. one damn fumy kid. the insects will portray seedy underworld figures withstand the competitive summer Based on the Favroau plays Mats, a whose expertly planned kitchen countertop rob- true story of struggling comadian who heat. But they don't have enough bery turns into a Raid-fogged bloodbath. Perhaps two beasties loaas his girlfriend after Quentin Tarantino will co-star as hyper gnat. drama for the winter Oscar season, that killed moving w noaywoou 10 130 during English expansion into East Africa in either. Oh, well. At least we have The Long Kiss Goodnight his fortune. Mike's 1896. Soon, it's kinda like The Lion King, only with B Determined to Emilio Estevez. NewUn, Simba and Mufasa eating live, screaming Brits. get Mm out of (tie apart- Renny Harlin (Cliffhanger) directs his lovely ment and Into the chaotic The Glimmer Man wife, Gccna Davis, in a thriller about a school- Hollywood lounge scene. Wtmrr Bm teacher who This action/comedy whose title most likely suddenly Interested In doing the refers to Steven Seagal's hair, has the hero teaming remembers script but the real battle with Keenen Ivory Wayans (A Low Down Dirty that she's <5» 4 was to get this Wm made Shame) to track an elusive serial killer. The two actually a with aN my friends playing detectives get along famously right from the start, secret agent. their roles," Fawwju says. the killer is easy to catch and neither officer's per- Instead of Favreau everrtuatty got sonal life is ever brought into play. Right. rightfully hav- Ms wish, but casting his ing herself friends meant MM tilting Bound committed, she teams with P.I. Samuel L. Jackson, Grmmmy who promises to strike down with furious anger the "At locations we told bad guys trying to kill her. Jennifer Tilly (Bullets Over Broadway) is sick of documentary," he says. being a Mafia mistress — getting blood out of the Mighty Ducks III carpet can be such a bitch, you know. Planning to "Mosfofthascanasaraat Diimj escape with her lesbian lover, played by Gina Ger- raal bars and the paople shon (Showgirls), she steals $2 million of the mob's Mighty Ducks with a vengeance. This outing has you see are real patrons." money. The plot then takes a totally unexpected, the fowl team attending a prestigious prep school, Bui the rtok paid off. out-of-the-bluc twist when the Mafia gets real where they face off against the senior class. Emilio Tha hot buzz on aaaw pissed and tries to kill them. Estevez reprises his role as the coach. has Favreau's phono ring- ing. "Mow I'm acting, writ- Ing, directing — I m a triple The Chamber You'll lind everything but the Raismets on U s Umvmsl movie piiqe http ''www umagn/ine C0VI1 Thinner Chris O'Donndl and Gene Hackman star in the other John Grisham adaptation about a Southern MMMi murderer fac- Thinner is the story of a guy (not David Bowie) ing a possible who accidentally kills a gypsy (not Stevie Nicks). death sentence Although the court finds him innocent, another evil and the heroic gypsy puts a curse on him, and guess what happens? young lawyer «MiM.r*stiMtaitf Yup, he gets thinner and thinner and thinner and, trying to save afhtal well, you get the idea. Based on a story by Stephen him. But •# King (and, really, what isn't?), Thinner promises Grisham •to my s* ttrnftt tkk st IN* more protruding ribs than Kate Moss. reportedly It ap/Ster. says-ana" he's hates this one Tea, Ss «a»< laraaarty t William Shaketpaara't (although he hasn't seen it), and it has a decidedly less aonelleaywoad.otatto—tasctoeeto Romeo and Juliet ihan cheery ending. We won't tell you how it turns owe can to wnea Ssiaia on a sound stage In 2Dth Ctnhay Ft* out, but it's called The Chamber, so take a big guess. H. Y. Tha movie *M tfastet Sam's meteoric rtea to Two stars, both alike in dignity — or at least 1 a caat wctoHaa Stem's raato craw physique — play the star-crossed lovers in rhis mod- The Funeral I stf guest atera Mat DavM Lattorman ana AC/DC. ern-day adap- Otmttr Films ■■ySaSWayofaiilislli ill 11 a —ateater,»■■ iihia,Yon ^M»*tm*pm*mkmx*,mmrrt**m*$r**wcimamtmmlmmm*. tation of Christopher Walkcn ( The Prophecy) plays a Shakespeare's creepy bad guy (gasp!). Directed by another cheery classic. fellow, Abel Ferrara (Bad Lieutenant), The Funeral a .Te«s»eartawaatacfca^...aa*h»^saawalha'aa»a»m'' Leonardo a Depression-era mob story about two brothers Vmcmlim^mwmti**m»mmiir, .nirlhti mirmm'^mm,- •^mmiwt^" ^ D i C a p r i o (Walkcn and Chris Penn) seeking revenge for a faaaa^teetoaatteaSttaartra tin asFCCriialahiai. ,teS«f%Stoaaaa,a«f-eateiara,aHwl8ri»hiaiaiaaaaawai«»to ( The Ht.ket- murdered family member. ball Diaries) TMB> itiaiiriaaa»»iqiatoalMdaa«ai»»teSstaaaDtot,''ltoaaya.^ and Claire »Sat aWe of Staaaatoaa ■ Sty has a imyartvateoarte.youkmmrT'' Danes (TV's My So-Called Life) are Romeo and WmmerBri. Juliet, only this time the tale takes place in a mythi- cal American city. Based on Lorenzo Carcaterra's best seller. 20 II. Magazine • October 1996 than the Beatles] to be arrogant. I BY MELISSA OHEQO don't think they've shown the range "lunllr ASSISTANT EDITOR or the depth of the Beatles." PHOTO COURTESY OF TAG/ATLANTIC But Gallagher has every right to smkKf declare it, Dando says. "You have to say that to be in a ml Bit SQUEEZING THE JUICE successful band. You've got to have from this Lcmonhcad a soapbox. They say they're the best, tent ask isn't easy, and what and the kids believe it. It's f—king hilarious," Dando says. M about eventually flows is When asked what's in his soap- sour. Evan Dando — box, Dando says, "It's the warm tit fries. Evil Dildo to his friends — groovy taste of the blood as it drips down. You know, I like it when I'm It's mm is tired and suffers from an having sex with a girl and we're about identity crisis. to climax. I like to blow her head off aim and watch the blood as it drips." In the phone interview Huh? Comments like this make Ifriu- arranged to talk about the interviewing a jack-in-the-box seem itlas Lemonheads' new album, predictable. But one thing is clear about Dando: He has advice for car button cloth, Dando everyone, even Pearl Jam. nithiiii to sounds confused. From his "Pearl Jam can take some lessons from [Oasis]. Pearl Jam can suck my Homith rented summer home on f—king ass. They can't play. They Martha's Vineyard, the lead can't write a song. The leader can't singer says everything is sing — no, he can sing, but he's like things into a bathtub and report "It's not about anything. It's a Bryan Adams pretending to be Joy back what sank and what floated. pop song." beautiful and sparkly, but Division." A button, cloth and toy car all hit Evidently, the strain of respond- Dando on he's having a nic fit. rock bottom. ing cordially in interviews at five Drano Facing the music Dando's 'tude — a concoction o'clock on a Friday gets Dando "Hang on, let me get a When asked to talk about car of dissing fame and shunning the down. He says it's exhausting. Mhri cigarette, baby. I mean, button cloth, Dando says, "No." importance of his music — might "I'm f—king tired of this, that's Melissa. It's Melissa, right?" Then he's silent. be an experiment in playing the role all. Let that be a disclaimer for this * No? of the classic rock star asshole, or interview." would ruth to fat off Vw phont. Dando is brushing up on his "Yeah, okay." maybe it's just the sign of an over- Let us explain. On Dando's last M we OMMat raaM a taw NOT rock star etiquette. Once proclaimed Dando then changes his mind worked musician whose one lacking press tour (for Come on Feel) his •bne of the 50 Most Beautiful People again and gives the phone to a talent is coping with good fortune. mug was on the cover of every by People magazine and often cited friend, Mark, who describes Dando's The thing is, Dando might want to major magazine, and his album was U. MfWf* your ftvofHt drink? as too nice and naive, Dando's no clothes, face and even the kitchen know that his system of chronically getting much praise, yet the buzz on ED: Muebarry OvaNne. You mix longer Mr. Nice Guy. Oasis is one table, which is crowned with ciga- contradicting himself just doesn't fly Dando himself touted him as... Drano and milk, and N turns Nut. of his favorite bands, and the Gal- rettes, magazines and flowers. — or float. In fact, it hits rock bot- "A weirdo," Dando says. You ahould by rt xmMltow. lagher brothers' attitude is his Dando returns and, after a tom just like a car, button or cloth. Yeah, a weirdo, but also as the U. WhMkmdotdtMttmdo favorite shtick. In fact, he'll talk loud, pouty sigh, agrees to tell hottest alterna-guy around. He may *—""" .. about anything to avoid discussing why he called the new album car Peaches, cream 'n' have been hailed the new It Boy, ED: I )wt wnokf i cofiMMMn the new album. button cloth. It was named for the hard-boiled eggs but he sees the hype as a threat to of PC* and crac* toaathsr It oats "I think [Oasis are) very refresh- things that sank in a grade school Many lyrics in the Lemonheads' his favorite rock star perk — girls. ing. They don't take themselves homework assignment. His songs allude to not doing or saying "It gets harder to meet girls. U. muTtmo first thineraj do seriously. He's saying [they're better teachet instructed him to throw what someone really wants to. They don't want to fall for it. like mtmmomM§? Dando is straight about whether he I'm not a real person. Wait — what ED: Opanmyaysi. The Lemonh personally relates. am I saying? I'm good at getting U. Do you prrhc 11 omr button cloth "I usually speak my mind. But girls. I even get laid sometimes." don't ask me about the lyrics. It's I rnwar touch that stuff. TAGIAtUnlu There's that rock star charm music and lyrics — it has nothing to again. Meadow, one of Dando's U. Hurt you rtdooni motor- do with me." companions, who will attend the U. cydo? If that's so, then Dando's hum- of Oregon this fall, also did a stand- ED: No. Just dirt bikaa whan I The bold and the beautiful are here on the best Lemonheads ble pie is made of scrambled ego. in stint on the phone. "Evan's a won- was a toanaaar. release yet. Pop songs that pepper early-morning waking minds, like He says every Lemonheads CD is derful guy. So cute, too," she says. U. Wtofa m your woMtt ripM "If I Could Talk I'd Tell You," are enough to make this a worthy his work. It's just a mattet of wanti- They met when he invited her newt album. But the Lemonheads have pulled together much, much more. ng to make an album, calling Up over to eat hard-boiled eggs with his ED: Lord knows. Bunch of The range of musical styles and moods on this album captures people to help record, and slapping mom and sister. era* cards, about MO la caaa, a brilliant elements of soul, folk and country — mixed, not blended. the Lemonheads name on it. So he Life's not always peaches, cream From track to track, as well as within tracks, car button cloth moves takes credit for any success the band and hard-boiled eggs for Dando. U. mm dU you loot your from fluttering sweetness to deadpan seriousness. has, yet denies responsibility for it. He's been hiding out since the last im-oMty? Alternative-radio-friendly "Tenderfoot," which has hoarse, But Dando really can't take all album, Come on Feel, with the ^ ED: 15. strung-out vocals, typifies one end of the album's range, and loungy, the credit. Compadre Noel Gal- exception of a small, solo acoustic ( U.AMythmmomm,youttmtkwt romantic "C'mon Daddy" rounds out the other. "Knoxville Girl," a lagher co-wrote "Purple Parallelo- tour. He said it's because he's**- your straightforward (although violent and gross) country tune, lies some- gram," a catchy, trippy track on car evanescent. : I'M sorry. I'M really where in between. button cloth. Again Dando brushes "I'm likely to vanish," he says. »aw*r.... Oh, and It's all easy listening — not in the elevator sense, but in the lack off serious inquiry into his work Bock la dead. Rap of any rumbled music or undue noise. when explaining some of the song's Melissa Grego doesn 't like lemonade — she indecipherable lyrics. says it gives her a headache. October 1996 • U. Magazine 21 . lished with Nike's ad in the January/February 1997 issue• IIIin ournil fifth annual College Year in issue of U. AND every month this fall, the 5TH ANNUAL Review special section. best entry will be published in U. and on our Send entries on color print or slide film, CONTESTS Web site (http://www.umagazine.com). U. 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Or at least a breathing, your mom will ihink you're few free dinners and someone to scratch diligently studying for midterms and — the freedom to spend a that itch you just can't reach. Most people your drinking buddies will know large portion of your college which watering hole you're in. Tired of spending time and Double years naked and, if luck money on awkward first dales just will have it, with some to exchange basic personal stats Take and go home alone? Those company. dates will he replaced by WHh rwwfsogtod products We can e-mail our personalized CD-ROM like the Wonder Mop, Dust- friends and professors, multimedia experiences to busters, Naval JeWy, Simple check our grades, read the hand out to prospective Green and the ShawaHa car college newspaper and suitors. You'll be able to cleaner, no one can Name you even order pizza — all in put your favorite music. far dreaming of via HM when the buff. 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Chicken" & 6 Biscuits Peach Cobbler 1 Medium Drink 6 Biscuits Ytadeero Vtafdearo HanfeRxd Ytaiderco I Hasdeero ooiann betva ordeivu Oft" not good Ptoate prwM aMxm Mb* O««P»>O 0"* re* good Plow w"" cmpy bafcra ordannq 0>t> re* good nMM pmeeni axfion baftav ortanng t)*a* re* good ^ r> arena** a* «v <** o*»» Ona co*0" pa* n oartt»naiori **> *n» Ofw 0*n One 4HAH CK30 0343 At eighteen, already a world champion. Five years later, still making a statement. f 7 Apply for th^Discover Card and Make a Statement of your Own. 35 EDWIN WATTS GOLF SHOPS $29 INSTRUCTIONS To assure timely processmg.completely fill out all spaces and sign the application before mailing. The application is to be completed in name of person in which the account is to be carried. photocopyofj ' tuil ' Address where you want card and bRlirvj statement mailed: F.<« iMtte Last Name, leave space bet-een each i MCCI Bill** Wrest Ant No Or, Slate tw Student Info: V©u» Telephone NumW U School permanent Nome Telephone Soo* Security Number Birth Date imo day y. ( ) I 1 Permane'H Home Address Lflrffferf from above - required Apt NO w. State t* Collet* Name And Campus «o aH)rr*iaiions please. 0*. State z» A/e *>u A U S Crjiw' »•■' Ma IPaMMM Class T Freshmen T Juw T G*ad Student (if no. fn* mm I Employment info (if applicable): Nan* Of Employe-' present fjlure or previous summer vean> income tmptoyer's Telephone NO FfOT Employment NORTHWE§ [rnproyers Address AIRLINES Financial ^security info: Uotne* s Uftden Name t*or security purposes DorouHaw Bass Pro 1 Cwduni T Sa**a> Account Signature required: Shops I authorw CveenwooO Trust Comoany to chec* my creoM record and to «m> m, credit emplo»n»nt and rncome references I have read and afrent&e Important inftxmaton on the oat* < ajree thai rf i use my Card or Account I will be suftect to me terms and charges specmec* m the D-scove* Carrjmemoer Af-eeeWnf «htch *. be sent •nth my Cart. I cefW* that i am age 18 o* c*fle* and thai the ntormatwn prowoM « accurate I undarsund thai the infcymauon contamM M tfn |pptcaoon may be shared with Gfeenmod Trust Convany s corporate ifnliates ipgiicanta *•»>■ i M Dett * Up to 1% paid yearly based on your annual level of purchases Bonus® award* it Paysto BUILD YOUR PERSONAL CREDIT HI STORY with every purchase NO ANNUAL FEE. GET NATIONWIDE ACCEPTANCE. Use it whore you see the NOVUS* s«i Here's whereyou lick it, seal it and mail it. Postage is FREE. l!2f Qrece Period M«thgdO< Aowtl AMMI Variable TlxtalaK* FM P»*c»ntage Rat* Rate htfMMttH For Purchases For Purchases fvhnhati 25 days Twoocie average dairy None MO The Best Rate (currently 17.15%I for the first ye* and Your annual Percentage Rate may vary The 'ate Cash Advance transaction lee finance charge 2.9N for each cash advance, wiffi a minimum of $2 and no maw set. and each applicant may be MWe tor all amounts of aedrt extended under this account to any yomt appfc mum Late payment fee $20 for payment more man 10 days overdue CwffiecreditJimit fee $20. cant. The appKant if married, may apply fc* a separate account Annual Percentage Rate lor cash advances Currently 19.8%: this rate may vary Pnme Rale plus 8.9 percentage You are permitted to have only one Discover Card Account. Accordingly, if you already have a Discover Card ports it two consecutive payments not made on time the rate increases to Pnme Rate plus 13 9 percent Account or have recently applied for one and are waning to receive it. you are not eligible to apply You age pomts. currentty 22 15% These rates have a minimum of 19.8V may not close an existing Discover Card Account and apply for a new one to receive the terms contained i this applcatwi Rate eligic-lrty reviewed annually OHIO RtSlDCHTS: The Ohio laws against discrimination require that an creditors make credit equally avail AU ACCOUNT TERMS AND CHARGES O.SCL0SED HEREIN ARE ACCURATE 'AS OF THE PRINTING DATE. BUT ARE able to>i creditworthy customers, and that credit reporting agencies mamtawi separate ciedrt histories on SUBJECT TO CHANGE TO FIND OUT WHAT MM HAVE CHANGED AFTER THE PRINTING DATE Of SEPT . 1996. each individual upon request. The Onto av» nghts commission adnvnisters cornpfcance wth this law WRITE TO US AT P0 BOX 15410 WILMINGTON. DC 198860820 The Dteoove** card la leeued by Greenwood True* Company, Member FWC. NEW YORK RESIDENTS: New York residents may contact the New York State Banking Department to obtain a comparative listing of credit card rates, fees and grace penods. This account is omy for personal, family and household purposes It is not for business or commercial purposes. Call 1800 518 8866 You authorize us to obta* a consumer report from consume' reporting agencies m constdermg this appHcauon. WISCONSIN H£SH>CNTS: No agreement, court order or individual statement applying to marital property and for the purpose of an update renewal, ertens-on of credit rev*w or ootection o' your account, upon your *iii adversely affect a credrtor s interests unless poor to the time credrt is granted the creditor is furnished request, we wiH inform you of the name and address ol each consumer reoortog agency from which we obtamed •rth a copy of the agreement, court order, or statement, or has actual knowledge of the adverse provision a consumer report reujung to you Mamed Wisconsin residents must furnish the name and address of then spouse to Discover Card at After credit approval each apphcant shaH have the nght to use this account to the ertent of any aedrt hmrt that we P0 Boi 15025. Wilnwtgton. Delaware 198855025 NO POSTAGE NECESSARY IF MAILED IN THE UNITED STATES BUSINESS REPLY MAIL FIRST-CLASS MAIL PERMIT NO. 747 WILMINGTON. DELAWARE POSTAGE WILL BE PAID BY ADDRESSEE GREENWOOD TRUST COMPANY DISCOVER CARD PO BOX 15159 WILMINGTON DE 19885-9505 l„.111,1..I,.1,1..I,.1,1.1.1..,1.1.II,.,,1.1,II. Howareyou £ goma make your statement? Just apply yoursdf. ® Printed on RECYCLED Paper 01996 Greenwood Trust Company, Member FDIC. ning period by the highest Prime Rate reported *i rue rVa" Street toum* balance l including ne* total purchases are $1,000 or more: if less than on the last business day of the previous month plus a fued amount of percentage purcnases) SI.000. the Standard Rate currently l98*i Rates posits as follows Best Rate - Prime Rate plus 8 9 percentage posits, nvrtmum "•crease 'Currently to 22 15*J if two consecutive ot 12 9* Standard Pate - Pnme Rate plus 8 9 percentage points, minimum of payments not made on time 19.8*; if two consecutive payments not made on time the rate increases to Pnme Rate plus 139 percentage pomts. minimum of 19.8%.