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VOLUME 13 RICHMOND, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1935 NUMBER 11 LELIA LEWIS CHOSEN MISS EASTERN KIAC TOURNEY Donovan, Jones At Nominees for Beauty Queen At Eastern LEBANON GIRL GETS START Spring Convention WINS CAMPUS Dr. H. L. Donovan and 'Dr. W. C. Jones left Richmond Tuesday aft- AT WESTERN ernoon for Atlantic City, N- J., to BEAUTY RACE attend the spring meeting of the Maroons Engage Morehead American Association of Teachers Baiunbardner, Coving-ton, Colleges, of which Dr. Donovan is Eagles in Second Round president. The convention started Begtey Are Named Today Thursday. As Attendants Yesterday afternoon Dr. Donovan addressed a nation-wide audience WESTERN IS FAVORITE on a Columbia Broadrastlng Sys- WHITE, ASHMORE WIN tem hookup of 70 stations. His sub- ject was "The Teachers College in (Special to the Prop-ess) the Service of the State and Na- Letts Merritt Lewis, of BOWLING GREEN, Ky„ Feb. tion" On the same program, Dr. Ky., was elected Miss Eastern fee IL—Favorite* came thru ma ex- A. L. Crabbe, of Peahody, spoke. the year 1935. in the fatal balloting pected In the firrt round of the The American Association of K.I.A.C. tourney, which started Teachers Colleges elected Dr. Don- held yesterday on the wampus by . yesterday at Bowline Green. ovan president at the spring meet- the Milestone, Fast era anneal..Her Western, tournament favorite ing last year. attendants will be Nancy Covinftoo, and boot, easily defeated the Berea Mountaineer*, 40 to 19; Murray had' a soare but man- Begtey. Mlaa Marian Hagan, the aged to eke out a 20 to 18 win 12TH NIGHT other nominee, withdrew before the over Kentucky Wesley an; and balloting started. , Georgetown remained in the Faye White, CaUettabrg, was naming by a win over Union, WILLBENEXT n to NL elected as the most popular girl and Eastern arrived in Bowline Ben Ashmore, Madison vine, was Green late yesterday afternoon LTC PRODUCT chosen most popsdar boy. and will play Morehead at 4:30 TheNs today All Departments in School The 15 candidates for the posi- The annual K. I. A. c. basketball Will Cooperate in tions of campus favorites were tournament got under way yester- nominated in the primary which day afternoon with a Joust between Production was held by the Milestone, Eastern Kentucky Wesleyan's Panthers and yearbook. the Murray State Teachers College Miss Eastern, the five who led Tborcnighbreds. Western, present TRYOUTS BEEN MADE the primary and were thus eligible State Champions, opened their de- for consideration in the finals, fense of the title last night when were: Bessie Baumgardner. Glenna they met the Berea College Moun- The casting for the Little The- Begley, Nancy Covington, Marian taineers. tre production of Shakespeare's The tournament this year Is be- Hagan, and Leila Merrit Lewis. ing held at Bowling Green for the "Twelfth Night" was completed In the contest for the most pop- first time since its inauguration at last night by Miss Pearl Buchanan, ular girl the winners"'were Louise head of the dramtlc department Baldwin, Sarah Goodrich, Ruth Wesleyan several years ago. The Hayes, Dorothy Tyng, and Faye tourney was held at Winchester head of the dramatics department White. each year until last year when the comedy by the Bard of Avon will ooaehos voted to hold the meet at The primary winners for the most Louisville, deciding moke Interest be presented at an early date. popular boy were Ben Ashmore, would be aroused were the tourna- "All of the departments in school Sam Beckley, ■ Richard GreenweU. ment held at different schools. will cooperate in helping us to Ed Hill, and Otwell Rankin. Western's mighty HBltoppers are stage this production," said Miss Miss Eastern Candidates the logical tournament choices and Buchanan, at the dose of the cast- In the group of any team which Is successful in ing period. "It is going to take a Miss Eastern then are S knocking them from their throne lot of work to produce this play. one sophonanraj. and imm will earn the championship, with But from the talent I have seen Two of the. a record of hawing won the ttts evidenced in these tryouts, I be- boro. two lieve that we can have a creditable from Lebaaoa, no other tesew her^ver donor they performance" Miss Bessie are favored to repeat this year. There will be several faces that Middlesboro, was one of win be new to Little Theatre play- tendanta to Miss Mary capable of goers when the curtain is rung up Nominees for the position of Miss Milestone and Progress officials, The other three beauties were year's queen. She had on the work of the English master. Eastern were voted on Wednesday Leila Lewis was adjudged the win- elected as attendants, and each will Sponsor for this year. them one As the little Theatre has in tha- and Thursday, and with the tabu- ner. Marian Hagan withdrew be- have her picture in the Milestone Miss Glenna Begley, junior, Mid- but in their last mealing past confined Its actiivtles to the lation of the ballots last night by fore the balloting started. favorite section. dlesboro, is attendlg Eastern for DWdle's Big Grey team com. production of modern drama, the the first time, having transferred annihilated, the Racehorses. forthcoming effort will be a variety here from Pikevllle College in Sep- teams Centre and Murray to dramtlc fans here. tember. a slight chance of upset- The cast as chosen by Miss Bu- DATE, COMMITTEES FOR Miss Nancy Covington, soph- Western boys and their chanan Wednesday is as follows: BAND TO BE omore, Richmond, was the other are Indeed dim. Centre JUNIOR PROM ARE SET PI OMEGA PI attendant to last year's Miss East- represented by a Sopho- Duke Orsino Luther Jones Sebastian Norbert Rechtin ern, placing weU up in the contest ub which has climbed Into HEARD FEB. 26 At the last Junior class meeting as a freshman. In the K. I. A. A. stand - Antonio .Walter Engle COMES HERE Miss Marian Hagan, junior, Rich- lng a bye through the fust Captain Paul McOlnnls held Monday, February 11, a com- mittee on the Prom was appointed mond, was the winner of the Miss round) will engage the winner Valentine Don Michelson Murphy, Rigby, Baxter Will National Honorary Commerce Eastern contest as a freshman two of the -Wesleyan tussle to. Sir Toby Jack Hughes by Thomas Farris, president, and Also Appear On instructed to proced with plans for Fraternity Now on years ago. That year she repre- night ,y should experience Sir Andrew Kelly Clore sented the college at the Mountain little difl ity hi eliminating the Malvolio Jack McCord Program the dance this year which Is to be Campus Panthers and the battle between Fabian George Scharf held on Friday, May 17. Laurel Festival, and was chosen The committee is headed by Don- Queen of the Festival by Governor the Colonels and the Thoroughbreds Curio ....Joseph Meccia Ruby Laffoon. She was one of the should be one of the best games of Feste .....Marshall Ney STUDENTS INVITED ald Michelson; others assisting him 18 ARE INITIATED nominees in last year's contest, the entire tofirney. The winner of Olivia Maude McLaughlin are: Robert Rice, Marshall Ney, but withdraw her name before the this conflict will engage the victor Viola ....Marian Hagan Lucille Bond, and Francis Hannah. final balloting. of the University of Louisville- Maria NWva Richardson The Eastern band will broadcast Two more appointments, however, The first fraternity ever to be in- Transylvania Oollege tussle Sat- a 30-minute program from the stage Miss Leila Merrit Lewis, fresh- Priest Bob Terrill are to be made. stalled on the campus at Eastern man, Lebanon, entered Eastern as urday si ternoori f or the right to Other members in the club who hi the Hiram Brock Auditorium The^queen of the Prom will be represent the top bracket in the over-WHAS Tuesday, February 28, has just been organized and the a freshman in September. will probably take parts as ladles chosen sometime in the next few formal initiation was* held last finals Btaurday night. ' From here from 2:30 to 3:00 o'clock. This will weekst --. ' "* - • Miss Popularity It seems that will earn that and gentlemen of the court are be the .second appearance for the week. The national president, Al- Louise Baldwin, sophomore, Har- Mary Dorris, Elizabeth Mcllvalne, According to the chairman, one of right. The Louisville af- band this school year in a broad- berta Kappeler, Indianapolis; the rodsburg, worked in the college fair should be hardfought Mildred Hancock, Margaret Wil- cast. November 27 the band was the best orchestras in the state will cafeteria until the beginning of battle with Transy's superior spe>»d loughby, Elizabeth Elmore, Donald on the air for the entire Eastern be contracted for the ocasion which national organiser, Frances Bots- this semester. and defensive ability proving to be Dorris, Willis McKee, Curtis Bur- broadcast. Students and citizens of is always one of the outstanding ford, Muncte, Indiana; and Flor- Sarah Goodrich, sophomore, her margin of victory. Murray nam, Rondal Sharpe, and Gentry social functions of the year. ence Day, a member of the frater- Mcllvalne. Richmond are invited to be present Frankfort, is employed In the cafe- seems to hold a slight edge over in the auditorium for the broad- Sub-coinmittes are to be chosen nity from Indianapolis, came to teria Centre due to the experience the O cast. from the general committee to car- Ruth Hayes, junior, Springfield, Thoroughbreds have had in tourna- ry out the various tasks connected Richmond and installed the chap- is cashier in the cafeteria, and has PROGRESS WEATHER On the broadcast for March 5, ter. ment play. It will be a case of a Mrs. Helen Hull Lutes will play two with the Prom. done all her college work at East- fair team of youngsters against a The advent of spring the wanning viola solos. First she will be heard The fraternity is Pi Omega Pi, ern. fair team of veterans and we look breeze in "None But the Lonely Heart" by a national commercial teachers hon- Dorothy Tyng, senior, Richmond, for the veterans to lay Wesleyan Makes wlrting the news hardly an Tschaikowsky, andthe second "No- orary fraternity. The chapters of was the runner up In last year's low, nip the attack of the Sophs body Knows the Trouble I Seen" is SEWrWPARTY election for Junior Prom queen. from Centre, and defeat the Pion- the fraternity are named for the She is secretary of the senior class, eers from Transylvania in the semi- Maroons end season with victorious an arrangement of a negro melody Greek alphabet in the order of the by Harvey. and chemistry laboratory assistant, finals. flatter, HERE TONIGHT date of installation. The Alpha Faye White, senior, Catlettsburg, In the lower bracket with Western Little Maroons close at top of the Miss Mary Murphy will sing Beta chapter was installed at Eas- was treasurer of last year's juntos and Berea, are Eastern Morehead, "Travlin All Alone" by Johnson, ladder. Washington Birthday Party tern. class and was reelected this year. Georgetown and Union. Berea will and that much beloved Irish song, She is also college postmistress. probably provide the defending Eastern meets Morehead in tourney "Where the River Shannon FFlows" Those to be initiated into the today, Will Be Given By The nominations In this race champs with a busy evening, but by Russell. fraternity Included faculty mem- were very close.' and two girls, there are very few dopesters who Little Theatre presents a one act Two flute solos will be played by Social Committee play. bers of the department of commerce Grace Ann Henderson, Irvine, and concede them a chance of getting Mr. Harold Rigby. These include at Eastern, alumni members of Eas- Frances Hanna, Shelbyvtile, were by the first round. Georgetown and Arrangements for prom made by "Gavotte" by Gossac and "Offer- PROGRESSIVE AFFAIR tern, and students who are now In eliminated only by two votes. Union, two of the weaker .teams committee. tolre" by Donjon. Once before Mr. Mr. Popularity entered in the tournament meet in Attendance at fine arts invokes a Rigby has appeared on the Eastern school with the required standing. another first round and the winner In the race for the boy who Is Pity. radio program playing flute solos. The Social Committee headed by The faculty members to be initiated most popular with his fellow stu- will be faced with the unpleasant Two students appear on the pro- were: Dr. W. J. Moore, Edith G. task of going up against Berea or First national fraternity organizes gram for piano solos Edith June Miss Eliza Hughes will give a dents, the five who were nomi- Western in the second round. Eas- here. Baxter will be heard in "Song from Washington Birthday party of the Ford, and Anna D. Gill. nated ran well ahead of the others tern and Morehead both drew byes If your favorite won, stand up and the East" by Scott, and Dorothy progressive type, Friday evening, The alumni members to be Initi- who received mention. and do not play until 4:30- this cheer. Brock will play "Petit Bolero" b> February 22, for Eastern's students. ated and who had the required stan- Ben Ashmore, Madlsonvule, sen- afternoon. These teams broke Band In broadcasts stands next in Ravlna. ding for the fraternity when they ior, is president of the Men's Dor- even In two games during the regu- The party wll be on the same graduated were: R. K. Salyers, as- mitory council, is on the varsity line. The opening and closing music basketball squad, and is employed lar playing season and this pjMBfcl Prospects for football looking fine. will be furnished by Mrs. Helen order as the Hallowe'en parties sistant director of research in the be another feature game of the en- HullLutes, violin, and Miss Brown have been. That Is, dandn gin the president's office at the University hi the college library. tire tourney. As Eastern defeated Dorris in talk declares Solomon E. Telford, piano. small gym, games in Burnam club of Kentucky; Kenneth T. Marshall, ' 8am Beckley, senior, Shelbyvule, them in their last meeting and as unwise room, and refreshments in the cafe- principal of .the Flnchville High was sophomore class president in the Maroons seem to be regaining To marry and marry for exercise. teria room at Burnam. School; Lucille Derrick, Martha 1933, has been president of the some of then* early season form CHAPEL PROGRAM Culton, and R. R. Richards all mem- World Affairs Club, and of the lo- Keith says crime always brings The music at the small gym will cal and state Y. M. C. A. organi- we are giving the Hughes netmen sorrow. be supplied by Gordon Nash and bers of the faculty at Eastern, and the call and if our predictions do Dr. J. T. Dorris, professor of his- his orchestra. This orchestra has Marguaret Durham Richmond. zations, and is editor of the Mile- not go' away, they will meet West- Bad weather on way if not here tory ahd government at Eastern, The Eastern students to become stone. tomorrow. proven very popular at the bast Ed Hill, senior, Pinevllle, is a tern Saturday afternoon for the spoke at assembly hour Wednes- dances on the campus and should members of Pi Omega Pi were: Jack honor of representing the lower —Morris Creech. day morning, February 20, at 10.03 have a treat for all. Allen, Prestonsburg; Mrs. W. J. varsity letter man in football, and bracket that evening. Eastern, twice —: o o'clock. His subject was "Solomon, Moore, Richmond; Morris Creech, is president of the senior class. defeated by the Hllltoppers this the Wise PooL" Decorations and favors will be in Richmond; Ella Ray Hastie, Mt. Richard "Puss" areenweU, Junior, season and both times by over- DR. 8CHNIEB SPEAKS O the Colonial motif. Sterling; Frank Hill, Oermantown; Shelbyvule, Is a member of Sigma whelming scores is conceded little Due to the illness of Dr. H. L. COLONIAL PROGRAM The entire party will be in chargb Gladys Karrick, Richmond; Mar- Pal Sigma, and is a varsity foot- chance to turn the tables, so it Donovan, president of Eastern A colonial program, directed by of the Social Commute and Miss guerite Wyrlck, Richmond; Dixie ball. During the last season he looks as if the two teams from the Teachers College, he was unable to Dr. J. D. Ferris, win be given in Hughes urges all the students to Jones, Dreyfus; and Glen Under- was a prominent choice on many western part of the State will bat- speak before the meeting of the the Hiram Brock Auditorium at 10 cooperate to the fullest extent in the wood, Carter. all-state selections. it out for the championship to- Jefferson County Teachers Associa- o'clock Friday morning. The cos- clearing of the different sections of The officers elected- were: Glen Otwell Rankin, freshman, Cov- night with the title staying tion in Louisville Saturday and his tonnes used will be -those of the colo- the party so the next group can en- underwood, president; Jack Allen, ington. is freshman class nraairiaat, Bowling Green as the proud place on the program was taken by nial period and the dancing wll' joy the party, for If some persist vice-president; Gladys Karrick, sec and is a member of the of the Western gutn- Dr. Anna Schnieb. professor of ed- represent what was in vogue dur- in staying in one place it hinders rotary; Frank Hill, treasurer; and basketball squad. He is a at least one more year. ucation at Eastern. ing George Washington's time. the success of the party. Morris Creech, historian. in the oollege cafeteria. n ¥PW .

■ Pafce Four THE EASTERN PROGRESS Friday, February 22*^935

down to our plastic pupils, or shall form was mailed to other institu- airplane, only an atom In compari- The Progress we admit that our cultural life is tions which are similar to Eastern. son as to cost and size, could com- being neglected and immediately Meters were put on the dormitories pletely destroy pne of these help- Richmond Dry Cleaners Kentucky Intercollegiate try to find out what this "culture" as a means of checking the cost of less giants' with a well placed bomb Association la, even though it goes against our the present system. Such a sur- it makes that argument obviously grain? The "initial diffuse move- vey cannot be made in a day. But fallacious. QUICK, DEPENDABLE SERVICE EDITORIAL STAFF ments" may be slightly painful, but in this way the committee can feel How long the government will Gibson <. Prather mtor-ln-Oikf the glory of finding strength, hope, sure that any conclusions at. which All Work Guaranteed Morris Creech Managing Editor continue to squander money in this Bob Mason Sports Editor solace, and reflection in art, be it it arrives wllll be accurate. And fashion, continue to risk the lives of Donald Michelaon... Feature Editor handicraft or musical, is really an this means more than speed. W. L. Keene Faculty Sponsor the choice men in their service, AGENTS:— ample reward. If 34 hour light service would be and make a mockery of the tax- ADVERTISINa STAFF O a desirable thing, it seems rather payers of the nation is unknown, ANNA DEAN CURTIS-Burnam Hall. Vernon Davis Manager May Day unfair to deny the student such but one fact stands out conspicu- Edmond Hesser Asalftant Mgr. Again we make an appeal for PAULINE GOATLEY—Sullivan Hall service, even for one day. The ously, namely, that dirigibles are •. . . some sort of a recognized May Day ' CIRCULATION STAFF Progress believes that it is desir- impracticable, expensive, and de- celebration on Eastern's campus. Mike Bchulte Managar able, and would like to see it in structive. Phone 64 ,Otwell Rankln..Exchange Manager Several times in the columns of the halls now. But the committee - ' O-i ► — "m REPORTORIAL STAFF the Progress editorial page have as a committee has to find out, Barbara Congleton been set forth what we consider not by opinions, but by facts, that Margaret Wlllougnby sound arguments for a program of Billy McLaughlin such changes should be made, and Betsy Anderson this sort. Former editors asked it is the gathering of the facts that Katherlne Wllklns that some sort of program be set STUDENTS WELCOME AT Allen McManls requires time. And the students The Becteriology department in- up that would make May Day on forms us that there is no sex in Bob Rankln may rest assured that only that bacteria. "Well, thang goodness," Frazler MMM the campus, a day that would mean Kathleen Welch that seems to be best will go into says a noble little lady on the cam- something. We make that appeal pus, "we have had sex flung in our Sanitary Barber Shop Kenneth Maurer the committee's recommendations. faces from all sides. It certainly Hazel Powell again. \ • • Lloyd Murphy —zrfir—I- is a relief to know that at least the Eastern is a comparatively young The Mac on bacteria are spared the sordid prob- Reduced Prices PROGRESS PLATFORM lems we human beings must face." A Campus Beautiful. school. As an institution that has A few days ago the pubfic was . . . "Oh, for the life of a bacter- A Professional Attitude been in existence for a shorter startled when it received the news ium," say we. Permanents ___$3.50, $5.00 and $7.50 Teachers. number of years than her sister A Greater Eastern. that the Macon, the largest) airship Again delving into the scientific, colleges in the state, one of her in the world and the pride of the we learn that what is commonly known as the "belch" (Mid-Vlctor- Shampoo and Finger Wave 50c The Kentucky Poet greatest needs is an alumni asso- United States Navy, had fallen into lan), the "greps" In some circles, The Progress feels that It Is ex- ciation that will spread her praises the Pacific ocean, duplicating the or the "burp" (Modernistics), is Hair Cut „ 35c merely the liberation of carbon- pressing the sentiment of the en- and tell of her true worth thruout catastrophe of its sister ship, the dioxide. Yes, it is quite an un- tire student body by paying tribute Kentucky. Before that association Ill-fated Akron. The Macon had romantic discovery, but the field Is not without its pioneers and heroes. Phone 103 Opposite Court House to that genuine poet, Jesse Stuart. can be formed so that it will do been on a short cruise and was re- Therefore: a toast to Elmer Zilch, We are ever irked that the rest of the greatest amount of good for a turning to its base. The elements the man who glorified! the "burp" the world knows Kentucky as the greater Eastern, graduates from this were relatively quiet; the sea was Wlille the senior class is deciding "dark and bloody ground," end school must carry with them mem- calm. This magnlficlent piece of to make some sort of ofering to the school as a permanent token we that we come by our title right ories of college days when they aircraft, representing years of re- might suggest that a monument be honestly. We are tired of being In leave the institution. Such tradi- search and experimentation and cast and presented to the college of the club president, if every one is Exclusive Agency that circle termed by our critics tions are the best means of pleas- millions of dollars of taxpayers' found* to answer the qualifications, rather scornfully as the "Bible ant memories, and as such should money, moved steadily and rapidly who does not anounce that the dance his club is giving will be the FOR Belt." It is certainly a revelation not be omitted from the order of thru the air just off the coast of best one of. the year. ' to us that the world may look upon events here. California. Nothing seemed to be Ye Editor looks with Jaundiced Mr. Stuart as truly representative The student will carry with him amiss. eye at the activities of the Militant Joan Manning / of the real Kentucky. Not only is associations of his Alma Mater Suddenly a lurch warned the. cap- Godless League, moaning dire pro- phecies to this Godless, world. But / Mr. Stuart representative of our when he leaves. Those things tain that the craft was not operat- we feel sure that this aethelstic state, but his fine verse and prose which have impressed him most ing as it should. Communication movement will not harm us, as long as we have Aimee McPherson and Chocolates have caught the accurate ebb and will be uppermost In his mind as with various parts of the ship failed those attractive Nazarene revivals flow of Kentucky life. Kentucky, he goes from the school and out to reveal the cause of the unex- to keep the religious spark within us. We are told that many Eastern Every package of these sensational chocolates is sent thru this gifted school teacher's into the World. And the things pected behavior. Loss of control of student were regular attendants direct to us from our candy kitchens. Guaranteed to ' pen, is being painted in a mellow that win make the deepest impres- the rudder and the inability of the during the recent revival in Rich- mond. And why not? There were be equal in quality to any candy selling at twice the glow of honest, pulsating living. sions are the emotional, and not operator to regain control proved enough performers in the troupe to price or your money will be refunded. To pursue our point further: the mental, experiences. And such that the situation was serious. The entertain even the most tired busi- ness man, what with chalk talk, We noticed with extreme gratifica- emotional experiences are needed, giant craft gained altitude, lost it. guitar playing, saw playing, singing! ,< tion that Mr. Stuart's wholesome that he may take with him these and then repeated the cycle regard- and the nimble antics of a preacher 14 lb. 25c—1 lb. 50c—2 lb. $1.00 who charged the congregation with creative genius aroused in the stu- memories. Such an experience less of the efforts made by the "Selling your souls for a picture dent body a curiosity and an in- would be a May Day. crew to restrain it. Supposedly the show or a suit of clothes." v tellectual response that has never It is the opinion of the Progress framework had collapsed. The We do hereby notify the Glee been paralleled on this campus. that such a celebration would do a giant craft began to slowly settle. Club that we are about to institute suite proceedings against them for Perry's Drug Store/ During the entire time of Mr. great deal toward providing a social a few feet per minute, until the plagarlsm. That "One Dollar, Stuart's brief stay on the campus, activity, the type of which is, to say murky waters of the Pacific swal- Stag or Drag" business is strictly The REXALL Store one of our Isms, and in the words of a steady stream of enthustiac stu- the least, needed on this campus. lowed it up. Fortunately, only two Pa-pa Barrett,' "I am cut to the • - dents came to the poet to express Those experiences which linger most members of a crew of eighty-five heart!" their complete satisfaction. These lost their lives in the catastrophe. THE HOME OF THOSE GOOD SANDWICHES pleasantly in the memory of man It seems that we are spending students responded so readily be- are experiences that are associated A score of these giants of the air most of our space in this column cause they recognized in Mr. Stuart with time honored ritual. As a have met similar fates within the calling people to task. While we are at it, we might just as well let Mr. and his works the true picture of comparttlvely young school, these past fifteen years, but few have Bobettes et al, know that we will their unexpressed conception of the "time honored" rituals must be be- made it necessary to chalk up as not stand for his calling our high- ly respected H. L. Mencken (or as actual Kentucky. gun, that In time they may be af- small a number of lives lost as did some folks call him, "H E. double O fairs to which those students in that of the Macon. Lives are valu- L.") is only a boy at heart, but we will not stand for his being called Fine Arts school may anticipate, and those able and one is as dear as another, an adolescent boy just because the Dollar Specials We realize only too well the use- students who have gone may re- but when one of these awe-inspir- young man lost his head and got married, and now is forced to find leasness of a tirade to students member as pleasant experiences. ing crafts plunges to earth it is a sheckles writing for the moronic who are already weary of being co- 1 O general rule that they carry to "Liberty" . . . Cream puffs at twenty paces, Mr. Bobettes.

erced into the uncertain realm of Lights their death the choice men of the ■ ■ "culture." This apparently elusive "What has happened to the Com- service. Seldom does any one man EASTERN HERD TESTS Lorraine Princess Slips -J- $1.00 circle has appeared to the average mittee on Lights?" is a question survive two such exeriences of being Eastern student as something dim that is asked dally on the campus. hurled to earth, conscious of his HIGH IN FAT TRIALS . The herd of registered Holsteins and distant. We will not attempt The general opinion among the danger but helpless in the hands of owned by the Eastern Kentucky Special Rack of Dresses ——$1.00 to outline the already too distorted student body seems to be that the fate, as did the noble commander State Teachers College at Rich- mond has maintained a daily aver- definition of "culture," but will proposition of attacking the feasi- of the Macon. age of 1.1 pounds of fat per cow merely remind the student body bility of a change in the policy of Then, too, there is the question during the first 316 days of the an- Dotted & Plain Marquisette nual production test. Pour cows in that the administration, the Fine lighting the dormitories has flared of finance. The Macon alone cost the herd have topped the 400- Curtains $1.00 .Arts committee In particular, have like a rocket and has as quickly over four million dollars not to pound mark, top honors going to the cow named Eastern Rosinr De done everything in their power, and died out. This is not true. mention the pecuniary value of the Kol Fayne with a credit of 453.6 more, to bring to the students of The committee on the campus years of research and experimenta- pounds of fat and 12125.6 pounds Shadow Check Silk Rayon lighting problem went at that prob- of milk- During the last month of Eastern what is tritely yet accu- tion and the tremndous expense of the test the herd was led by Rich- rately termed "the better things of lem in as systematic a fashion as upkeep. And what good ever came lawn Dale with a yield of 54.9 Gowns ______$1.00 life." . jg£ was possible. It resolved to take of it other than the experience it pounds of fat and 1571.7 pounds of milk. Five cows in the herd ■, We cannot deny that many of no action until all the facts had provided those who maneuvered It? completed lactation records. One our students have been denied been carefully tabulated, all the of these cows completing a lacta- Special Assortment of Blouses $1.00 Only one of these llghter-than- tion record at this time is Eastern many of these "better things." We data had been gathered. It was air craft has successfully completed Pietertje Ine with a record of 10631 know only too well of the bareness felt by the committee that It was a few crossings of the Atlantic. pounds of milk and 497.1 pounds of fat. This record was made on twice and drabness of our average rural better to get at all the facts before True, they can carry much more a day milking and as a junior school. It la with these realizations recommending changes, than to take freight and many more passengers three-year-old in 301 days. O that the administration has been action speedily without being at all than airplanes but the cost of this working untiringly to enrich our sure that the action taken was in means of transportation is prohibi- VULCAN IRVINE neglected cultural life. Many of the beet Interests of all parties con- tive and the risk involved is great. LADIES' A MEN'S TAILOR the country's moat outstanding cerned. And such methods require No private individual nor private Cleaning—Pressing—Repairing Owen McKee musicians, performers, and other time. concern could ever hope to main- Made In Richmond l Ml Main St. Phone 898 artists are brought to us that we The Progress is rather proud that tain a fleet of these dirigibles as may enjoy, a richer and fuller life. It was in Its columns that the af- a means of communication and We regret to say that the ma- fair was first brought to the eye of transportation between continents, jority of the student body have not the administration. And the Prog- and it is doubtful If governments responded to the unlimited oppor- ress wishes to state that If any dis- could ever operate them any more Eastern Students tunities thrown open to then. We position Is shown on the part of efficiently. feel that the admlnlstratkm Is cer- the committee to table the subject, Some argue that they are a great tainly not trying to endoctrinate it will object louder and longer unit in the program of defense; that Always Welo •in us, but is only showing us a way to than anybody. But this has not because of their carrying capacity self-improvement. Shall we let the been the cat*. and great range of flight without AT chance slip by. and go back to our Several weeks ago, a questionnaire refueling they would be one of the communities without some vestige Vat given to the students in all the I most efficient weapons in time of Stockton 's Drug Store of self-betterment to be halls. At the same time a different [war. But when we realize that an

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* Friday, February 22, 1935 ' THE EASTERN PROGRESS Pafce Thrae Deadline for Milestone Pictures March 1 All individuals and clubs must have space reserved and pictures made before MarcK 1 If you wish to have your picture in this year's publication see your class represen-

tative at once. They are i GLENN UNDERWOOD SAM BECKLEY ■

Pattie A. Cay Infirmary, February were all much prettier than the hero was the great HAROLD HG. Mrs. Miller, formerly Miss Lo- rest. Could it have been because THROCKMORTON. Her basketball raine O'Donnell. attended Eastern of his experience in playing night hero was none other than PAUL before her marriage. football? DeMOISEY, and now that the Dr. P. M. Zinke iiiWMH i a iM Miss Grace Chastine spent the Wouldn't poor little GEORG1E baseball seasin Is nigh, we are week-end at her home in Lancas- KURTZ'S heart skip a few beats if warning you players to be on your PAKMSH-KEARNS as a surprise to their friends on ter. he would learn of Ids own beloved guard. So until two weeks from Miss Louise Parrish, a student of the campus. SPECIAL — Saturday only—Hose MARJORIE KIRBY, who seems to today, we must close our mouths, OPTOMETRIC EYE Eastern for the past two and a half Mrs. Turner was a member of the 69c pair—Sue-Etta Hat Shop—Adv. know more about the way to Lex- open our ears, and attempt to see years, and Mr. Raymond Keains of class of "34. ington than she does the way home, everything. You have been listen- SPECIALIST Mrs. Durard Jones spent the ing to your old snappy, sneaky, Carlisle were married Thursday, week-end at her home in London. attempting to vamp the invulner- February 14. Miss Oertruude Whittington at- able RICH COLLINS. In speaking snooper, THE SHADOWS, who tended thePlii Kappa Tau dance at Miss Hazel Marie Johnson has re- of running after somebody, we are takes great pleasure In sending to The couple will make their home turned from a week-end visit with In Carlisle. the University of Kentucky Satur- reminded of the other evening when you a fond toodle-de-oodle-de-doo. Phone 416 day evening. her family in Mt. Vernon. KATHERINE ARNOLD (three O Miss Parrish was a junior in col- Mr. and Mrs. John Park have an- lege and a commerce major. Her SPECIAL —Saturday only—noM cheers, we got it right) was out uotton gets its name from an nounced the marriage of their with the one and only ANSON Arabic word, Qutn. many friends at Eastern wish her 69c pair—Sue-Etta Hat Shop—Adv. daughter. Tabitha. to Mr. Thomas happiness and good luck. Mr. Robert Yates attended the BEGLEY. (That last name re- Pox. Jr., Tuesday, February 5, 1935. minds us that a little girl on the Phi Tau Formal at the University Mrs. Fox attended school at Eastern MARRIAGE ANNOUNCED of Kentucky Saturday evening. campus told us that she would drop where she was a sophomore. dead if we omitted her from an Is- Announcement of the marriage of Miss Brunette Kennedy has re- Miss Mary Frances McKinney Miss Elizabeth Mayo, of Allen, for-- turned from a week's visit wiili rel- sue of this column. Prepare your- spent the past week-end in Cincin- selves lor a funeral.) In going back City Club Press Shop mer student at Eastern, to Mr. Ellis atives In Cincinnati. nati. Bailey, also of Allen, has been re- SPECIAL —Saturday only—Hose to the ARNNOLD story, let us re- ceived by friends on the campus. Miss Gertrude Whittington enter- late, that as she gazed into the 69c pair— Sue-Etta Hat Shop—Adv. tained her bridge club very delight- Mrs. James Ault. Jr., has returned eyes of the Irresistible one, she 304 E. Main Street Phono 139 ADDIS-TURNER fully Saturday afternoon. The made the remark about the moon's to her home in Ashland after a guests were Misses Elizabeth El- The announcement of the mar- visit on the campus with Mr. and running so fast that they were un- riage of Miss Frances Addis, of Li- Mrs. James Ault. more, Mary Doms, Barbara Con- able to keep up with it. (Of course R. H. F. ANDERSON, Mgr. gon, to Mr. Wheeler Turner, of gleton, Margaret O'Donnell. Maude not KATHARINE, the moon doesn't Mr. and Mrs. James A. Miller, Jr. McLaughlin, Kathleen Welch, Eliz- Martin, Kentucky, on Dec. 25, came are welcoming a son born at the stop its Journey to kiss one of the Try Jlmmle, Our tailor. abeth Collins, Pauline Coy, Eliza- stars.) Send) us your old clothes beth Mcllviane, Marian Hagan, and Little "NELLY" HICKS and PE- And we will mend the holes, Mrs. Robert Rankin. A delicious TER HUTCHINSON (flaming Yes, the dough you save, salad course was served. youths) are getting along fine in You can spend on your toes. RECORD Misses Martha Reed and Geneva Rardin spent the past week end at case anyone cares to know. their homes in Newport. Well girls here's your chance—. AGENTS:— SHOE Miss Lorraine Smith, of Irvine, The new coach is young, handsome, was the guest of Miss Norma Mas- and has a car with a perfectly mar- MARTHA RAY DINWIDDIE—Burnam Hall. ters on the campus over the week' velous radio in it. What more can end. you ask? (However, girls, you had FRANK MITCHELL-Memorial HaU. SALE Miss Virginia Cralg spent the better hurry. GLADYS (MAE) Values hit a peak in this shoe week end in Frankfort. WEST wenT riding in the car the sale that breaks all records for Mr. Bascom Slemp was the gues' other day with her one day heart value-giving. We're clearing oar of Miss Nancy Mitchell on the throb JOHN KILLEN,. just In or- stocks of all late fall and win- campus this week. der that she could be near the ter styles and the reductions Misses Mary Bess Culton and coach. Then again, since she got are phenomenal . . . $4.00, J4-5C, Oleo Robbins attended the basket- up enough courage the other even- and 98.00 shoes have been re- ball game in Berea Monday night ing, to date the poet, who spoke in . The duced to $1.88 and |249. Mr. Kenneth Herron spent the Chapel, she is liable to attempt al- week end In corbin. most anything.) Miss Willie S. Brock spent the A few girls will not quit trying week end in Pineville. to outdo the others. BONNIE AP- Glyndon Drug Co. Miss Anna D. Curtis was the PLEGATE still insists on robbing guest of friends in Lexington re- the cradle. Don't forget, RHODES cently. BURNAM, we warned you, 'member. Miss Louise Kendall visited Win- THELMA RIGSBY has now adopt- Wishes to Announce That They chester friends over the week end. ed new tactics and her latest vic- Miss Martha McBee was the tim is GAITHER IRICK. BETTY guest of friends in Mt. Vernon re- RICE has left the old standby and cently. is now chasing CHARLES WAR- Are Now Miss Louise Wallace was in Ir- NER. Then may we relate that vine last week. MARY HAMMACK and FRANK Miss Ruth Disney spent several MITCCHELL have been seen to- days last week in Corbin. gether very frequently. (In speak- Miss Elizabeth Elfert spent the ing of FRANK MITCHELL, we week end in Covington the guest o» happen to know that if those peo- Open for Business friends. ple, who appreciate seeing some- Miss Geneva Ferguson waS in Mt. one's face turn red, would but ap- Vernon over the week end. IN THEIR NEW LOCATION IN THE GLYNDON Nothing has been withheld Miss Shirley Herron spent the proach FRANK and ask him to see HOTEL BUILDING AND from this sale! Tou have your week end In Irvine. the contents of the note he has in choice of suedes and, Mi^iM Miss Inez E. Henry was the guest his watch pocket, tbeuj desires In all the latest styles — some of friends in Cynthlana recently. would be amply fulfilled.) trimmed with fashionable liz- Miss Elizabeth Ogden spent sev- It Is a miracle that some people ard, patent leather and alnra- eral days in Carrollton recently. can carry on the way they do. and The Students of Eastern Are tor. Sice lines are not complete' still not learn a lesson. Does CAR- but you're sore to find a model OLINE HUGO know the truth or yon want in your own size at is she another of these girls that Welcome At All Times. dollar savings! Come In early have been misinformed? CARO- today I LINE, dont you know it is danger- ous to date a married man? Can't p™$a you distinguish between the wor- Bzszz — grrrr! Ooooo — squeee. ried look that clings to the face of f* •"•()&!—This is the voice of the ELLMER BLAIRE and the look of Our Luncheonette Is Outstanding Shadows once again sending you freedom that exists in the facial ex- greetings through the facilities of pression of PAUL SMITH? Another E. K. T. C. case or someone's inability to learn This program Is being dedicated Is that every evening at 7 o'clock, PURE SILK in memory of our old announcer the night watchman has to tell the Anonymous. Anonymous, as you driver of a certain Plymouth to re- PRINCESS SUPS know, choked on some food given move Ills car from in front of Bur- him at the Cafeteria, during the nam Hall. We should think that Values to $1.39 broadcasting of our last program. by this time MARTHA McBEE He died a short time later. Poor would tell CARL MAGGARD, her old Anonle, he was such a good friend from Manchester, that they fellow. are not permitted to park in front Because of the loss of our an- of the hall after dark. nouncer, and because of our in- MARGARET HUBBARD, the girl ability to acquire another like him NORMAN LEE sent candy; the girl in such a short time, we are forced for whose hand, the conceited to do the announcing of this fea- GEORGE 8CHARF lowered him- ture ourselves. Well do our best; self, refused to ride to the hall with but even at that about all you can OTTO BROCK the other day. But expect is hash. (Hash, you know, a note from one to the other that food you get at the Cafeteria. smoothed things over and that OTHERS $5.98 to $19.75 It means the same thing when ap- evening we saw them at the dance plied to a program; a dab of this, together. a dab of that, and still nothing in Could NELVA RICHARDSON be- It's going to be a spring of the end.) All we can say in begin- lieve these stories that WILLTAM suits — every fashion of ning is that you buttered your BENNETT tells her about his hav- authority is saying! bread, now lay In it. A better adage ing to go home each week end? to fit the occasion would be, you Doesn't she know that Depauw Uni- made your bed. now eat it, Well, versity is in the general direction of Swagger Suits! here It comes. Cincinnati and that his lady friend Goodold Valentine Day. It has attends that school? We extend you Short Suits! passed but with its passing, we our sympathy, NELVA, for we know heard of a few new ways to say, that BILL returns to school and EXPERIENCED... 'Let me be your Valentine." BAR- raises cain because you had a date ** NET WILSON believes In saying while he was gone. (Here is some Ladies and Men's Shoe Repairing It with candy. He asked LOUISE more Scrap Book material for you, HUGHES In a very SWEET way to BILL.) No, keep your thanks, youll Headquarters for SOLES, HEELS, AND TAPS be his valentine. KATHERINE need it. Shoes that are not kept well repaired lose their shape and become MIRACLE conceived the Idea of Both NEWMAN and RONDAL ugly. Our experienced work assures you extra wear from your merely walking up to HER8CHEL SHARP, the latter better known as College Dresses, Hats, shoes, and greater saving and comfort. ROBERTS and saying, -you are ROMANCE because of his ability to When we say "THANK YOU" it is not mere trained courtesy. my valentine, aren't you " Both fall in the snow, and to act like' a Coats and Accessories. It Is our way of letting you know that we appreciate your patron- were pleasant, Inexpensive ways of rooster, seem to have FRANCES age and are glad and willing to serve you in any way that we can. popping that old familiar question. HANNNA under their regime. At Fine Feather Hosiery. It is our wish that every visit to THE BYBEE SHOE HOS- However, little GRACIE KRICK least they've decided to keep her in PITAL will be a happy and profitable experience. got into a lot of trouble and ex- the family and it appears to be Red Cross Shoes. Our rcfossntatlves will be glad and willing to serve yea, pense when she tried to accomplish most satisfactory to her. MISS BERNICE RAMEY MR. JAMES DRAKE the Identical thing. She could not . Time Is now up and we are forc- Sullivan Hall Memorial Hall decide what to do or Just who the ed to bid you the fondest farewell victim would -be. Finally, after we are capable of giving, but be- abandoning the Idea of writing LEE fore we close, let us mention that POYNTER and J. C. LAYCOCK we also have on our campus at E.V.Elder Bybee Shoe Hospital _ another of those mushy letters, she least two or three aU-Amerlcan 2nd and Water Sts. sent valentines. Well, every boy in girls. The. most prominent of these 42 Years of Value-Giving Richmond. Kv. school received a valentine and is that dark haired, black eyed su- CHARLES FARMS got 'two that nn, BETTY ADAMSI Her football

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Friday, February 22, 1935 Page Fonr THE EASTERN PROGRESS REGENTS HIT TRYOUT PLAYS ARE THE MAN WITH THE BULL GIVEN BY THEATRE SportsoQ vaphy* TONGUE PLOW VISITS CAMPUS Bght tryout plays *<>* toe Little REPORT IN Theatre Club were presented on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings, This afternoon at 4:30 Coach Westerners off their feet for an en- By LOIS COLLEY . fifty-nine colored Janitors. February 12 and 13. These plays "Turkey" Hughes will send his Ma- tire half, so there remain* at least With no sweep of oratory or con- In debt, with no prospects of fi- LONG ANSWER were dlrectedby tlve following mem- roon clad netmen against the More- a chance of the Maroons returning secrated air, something new in nancial help, handicapped in his bers of the club: Virginia Parrish, head Eagles In an attempt to ad- to Richmond as champions. poets strode lustily into our midst class work by lack of early train- vance Into the* semi-finals of the Friday at chapel—a poet of the ing, he hung on and won and. kept Charge State Inspector Wto Elisabeth Mcllvalne, Sarah White, K. I. A. A. basketball tournament Coach Hughes drove the Maroons Barbara Congleton, Kelly Clore, Bob hard all week In order that they soil, of the mountains in spring on writing poetry. "Careless With Truth" which got under way yesterday at and the mountains in autumn, of Ten-ill. Don Mlchelson, and Mar- the gymnasium of Western Teach- aay make a creditable showing at Nothing unusual distinguishes it- If Serious in His Bowling Green- Forced to change the farmer busy with nature's self, for man}- other boys have shall Ney. ers uoUege at Bowling Green. Both thoughts as he guides his homely Statements Thirty-eight neophytes participat- Eastern and Morehead drew byes his lineup several tunes during the undergone similar hardships for #n ed In the tryouts and In addition, past season due to injuries, with- plow, of sturdy people living their education, but the zest of the pur- in the first round and went into lives in simple contentment. seven beginning neophytes coached the second round without playing drawals, illness, etc., he has been suit and the unashamed revelation CITE GRIFFENHAGAN by Dixie Williams, passed their a game. This was a fortunate turn forced to experiment in trying to Jesse Stuart, "The Man with the of it are novel. A broad humor make-up tests. of luck for both teams, as either mold a winning combination irom Bull-Tongue Plow," spoke as sim- livened his narrative, the humor of On account of the size of the the athletes he has had in fold. In ply and frankly of his struggles, the native son who sees the in- "If he meant his thrust only as a will have to win only tnree games group, it will be necessary to hold in order to win the title. On the the season's finale with these same pranks, and successes as if he had congruity of composing odes to the jest, then he made a good Joke, more than one initiation- About other hand, both the Eagles and Morehead Eagles, "Turkey" was re- been alone in his hillside corn- breath of spring with his typewriter but, if he was serious at a state one-half of the groupwul be Includ- the Maroons had the misfortune to warded by seeing a macine on tne field nestled by a pile of onions in the inspector, he was carelesa with the ed In the first initiation. draw in the lower bracket and the floor which seemed to function Looking much the same as any family smokehouse. truth," said a reply which was Unusual talent was shown by the better than any he had been able other ordinary schoolmaster, the given to Oovernor Laffoon at W winner must meet the HiUtoppers His poems are . like himself, group taken Into the club. from Western, tne host school and to assemble since the first of the newest Kentucky poet launched forceful, sure, easy to understand, a. m. Monday when the board of tournament favorites, tomorrow. season. rapidly into a sketch oLjhis con- unaffected, and they bring a dean, regents of the Eastern State Teach- Just who will start against More- tributing years. Smiling^at him- ers College had a conference with The Maroons split a two game se- head is uncertain. Allen, a forward, virile message as refreshing as the ries with the eagles during the self but never losing his detached breeze from one of his own moun- the governor. ENROLLMENT who has turned in creditable games view of himself, he told with com- current season ana appear to be all season, and who is a very valu- tain tops. Certainly good wishes All. members or we board were two of the most evenly matched plete naturalness and lack of ef- for his success and Interest in his present except James H. Richmond, able man to have around, has been teams in the tourney. However, the confined to his bed for several days fort the lively story of his varied progress followed him from his state superintendent of public In- LARGEST EVER Maroons drew last blood, as they life. From the boy of nine working Eastern audience. struction and ex-offlcio chairman and was unable to make the trip. defeated the Morehead boys in the Demoisey, another forward, and one for twenty-cents a day to the rising of the board Of regents. last scheduled game of the,1 season poet with no fear of editors, the The 16-page document prepared Total of 1,765 Registered for of the chief offensive threats for THE MADISON BARBER, to end a losing streak which had the Maroons, sprained an ankle In way has been dominated by a tur- by the board of regents of tne col- Second Semester as Rolls mounted to seven straight losses. It bulent, determined spirit backed by JEWELRY & PRESS SHOP lege la in reply to a report made the Western game, but has seem- Are Closed; 1,353 may be that the Eastern warriors ingly regained his form and prom- physical strength and well being. to the governor by the state In- gatnered enough momentum In the Original ways of continuing in STUDENTS WELCOME spector and examiner, Nat B. 8ew- in College ises to be in excellent condition for last Morehead game to carry them the tournament grind Hughes has school were disclosed with engag- EUGENE MAT, Proprietor. ell, a short time ago. The regents through and past the Dpwning- ing frankness by this startling requested that their reply to Nat been grooming Ray Settle for a for- MOST PREVIOUSLY IN '32 coached boys and Into the semi- ward position in practice, but it is young man—one being to forge a B. Sewell be placed In the archives finals. I uncertain just where he will be friend's name to some notes and of the state along with the report It is hard to tell just What the played. Settle just about clinched a pay them before the friend dis- of the state Inspector and exam- Maroons will do, whether winning starting position on the perform- covered the fraud, another to live Glyndon Taxi iner. The largest enrollment in the history of the institution was re- or losing. They have been consist- ance he turned in against More- on one meal a day, manipulate PHONE 966 The part of the state Inspector's corded when registration officially ent all season, the fact that they head. the time clock in his favor (though report which caused the board of of course doing the required labor), "Only Taxi in Town Giving 24 dosed at 4:30 Wednesday aftemon won five of their first sat games The players who represent East- Hoar Service". regents to declare that he was at the Eastern Teachers College. and then lost seven of their last ern at the tournament left yester- and work at anything offered him, "careless with the truth" dealt with eight proves that statement. Haa day for Bowling Green. They are: even if it Is janitor's work with comments about the poultry de- The official figures as released by the registrar's office show a to- they not defeated the Eagles here, Captain Hale, Young and Ashmore, partment of the college farm after litle hope would be held for theu seniors, who will play their last an audit had been made of the tal of 1,785 students in the various departments of the college. Of tournament chance, but it may be games on this occasion, and Settle, school by Mr. Sewell's office. The that they are off on another win- Fulkerson, Klrkland, Hlnkle, De- inspector's report said: "In 1088, this total, 1,353 are college students ning streak which will end with moisey and Scearce. This will also - —■ ,* f The the poultry department furnished and the remaining 412 are In the * • Training and Model High Schools. their being crowned kings of the be the last time Coach Hughes will the several hundred students in the hardwood teams which form the be at the helm of the Maroon ship, school cafeteiia 2 doeens of eggs ,The largest enrollment in recent Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic as his resignation, which was ten- and 46 pounds of chicken, which years, previous to the present se- Association* "Jhey have defeated dered to President Donovan a few Margaret Burnam Shop would Indicate that at least 1 hen mester, was In 1931-32, when 1,302 Morehead once, they played the weeks ago, becomes effective July 1. was In operation a part of the college students were in school at time." To this the regents' reply Eastern. At present there are 51 says that the state inspector selects more college students than were in Come in and see the new Spring Clothes that are the period la which the farm had the institution then. WESTERN TOPS discontinued the poultry business. Students may register in April MAROONS WIN arriving daily in our shop. "This is satire worthy of a master,'' for special classes that will continue the reply continues. And then the for the last nine weeks of the pres- MAROONSHERE question is asked In the reply: ent semester. Before leaving for FINAL TILT "Did the state Inspector write It Atlantic City, where he will attend to be amusing, or was he serious the meeting of the American As- Hardin, Hickman Are Too Take Close Battle From DRESSES 45.95, $7.95> $10.95 & up about it?" "If he was concerned sociation of Teachers Colleges, Dr. Tough for Local Morehead in Final about the production of eggs during H. L. Donovan, president, said he one year, why didn't he Inquire as was sure at least 380 or 400 more Lads Rally SUITS—. .95, $10.75, $16.75 & Up to the cause?'* it says. "As a sat- students would register in April. irist, the state Inspector will rank "Our correspondence indicates that high; but as a farmer, tie is 'not we will have the largest enrollment CLOSE AT HALF FRESHMAN WIN AGAIN so hot.'" says this reply. in April that we have ever had for O this special nine weeks' course," The capacity crowd of basketball The Eastern basketball team, in Some kinds of catfish swim on Doctor Donovan said. their backs. fans who saw Eastern go down In th/.'ir final game of: the season, Silk Hose Silk Underwear Registration for full credit closed defeat before a last half barrage managed to break their seven game February 4, but students have been of baskets from the guns of the losing streak by defeating a scrappy permitted to enroll for reduced Western netmen have a good idea Morehead College five by 22 to 18. loads until February 19. why Western is leading the K: I. It was Eastern's last scheduled game 5 Doors from Main Street Opposite Court House A. A. net race for the fourth con- of the season and they avenged an La Rose secutive year. earlier defeat handed them by the RECITAL AT EASTERN After playing a hangup ball game Eagles at Morehead the first half and trailing by only Throughout the entire game the + Beauty Shop A group of students of the music two points at Intermission the Ma- outcome was In doubt but after the department of Eastern Teachers roons wilted before the attack of insertion of Settle into the line-up College presented a varied program he HiUtoppers coming out on the the Maroons seemed to taken on a We Specialise in of piano, voice and cello music at short end of a 48-39 count. The new life and flashing some of the Begley's Drug the Hiram Brock Auditorium Wed- first half, featured by the sterling same brand of basketball they dis- nesday afternoon. play of Hlnkle, was the most ex- played earlier in the season before Permanent Waving —Both Those taking part in the piano citing brand of basketball seen on they ran into the slump which drag- Store J— solos were Jane Oive Hendren, Dor- the local floor this season. Woodie ged them from the top down until Croquinole and Spiral othy Baxter, Louise Hughes, Doro- slipped through his guard far * they were almost in the cellar of A COMPLETE LINE, OF thy Brook, Edith June Baxter and field goals and the entire Eastern the race for honors in the State COSMETICS Shirley Herron. In vocal solos were team played neads-up ball to hold S. I. A .A. race, they assumed a lead All Work Guaranteed heard Margaret Neale, Mary Bess the HiUtoppers in check. which the Eagles were unable to Oulton, Marjorle Estridge and Mary The last half was an altogether overhaul. Corner Main and Madison Dorrls. Hath Walker played one different story. Harry Hardin, The EagletG were submerged by SPECIAL/ cello solo. Western's scintillating forward con- the Baby Maroons In a preliminary hm O tinually broke through the Maroon tussle for the second time this sea- Phone 1084 The doctor advises that one way defense for crip shots to score 16 son, 41-14. It was a fighting con- to live to » ripe old age is to avoid points, and Rezcech, the other clusion for a great Freshmen team being so rotten while young. Western forward dropped them who were playing their last game through with the greatest of consis- of the season, and who, save for a POWDER tency from the foul circle for a to- defeat at the hands of the George- CLEANSING CREAM tal of 14 points. town College Cubs, would have com- TISSUE CREAM Rivers Shoe Service Hickman, all-Southern - guard, pleted the season with an unblem- COMPLEXION/ CREAM played the same type of ball that ished record SKIN PRESS FOR BETTER REBUILT SHOES. earned him that distinction and LIP ROUGE, Stanlfer Building; South Second Street harrassed the Maroon offense to / such an extent that they were able YE OLD GRADS to count only 3 times from the field ALL FOR 89c during the entire last half. In a preliminary game Al Port- - W. Gayle Starnes, class of '32, is "BOWL FOR WHAT AILS YOU" wood's great Freshmen team con- principal of the Maysville Junior tinued their winning ways by de- High School. There are nine teach- feating the Eastern all-stars, a team ers in this school and the enrollment consisting of boys who are not out is over two hundred Gayle reports Values Worth Grabbing MARCUMS BOWLING ALLEYS for either of the Maroon teams. that they started a visual aids de- At Any Time! partment last fall with a new mo- FOR LADIES FOR GENTLEMEN Little Maroons Will Be tion plojture projector, slide pro- WOMEN'S NEW Jecors and several hundred dollars Feted, Fed At Banquet worth of slides and other equipment Coach Al Portwood will be host The Junior High School boasts of DR. RAY STANIFER, Dentist to his Little Maroons at a banquet a dean of girls as a part of their at a downtown hotel next week. "trimmings." SUITS STUDENT DISCOUNTS The Little Maroons won all but one Mary L. Branham, class of "34, is AND game on their schedule this sea- teaching at her home in Louisa. Phone 1083 ' Stanifer BMg. son, losing only to the Georgetown Miss Branham writes that she is freshmen at Georgetown. Coach mighty glad that Eastern is broad- Portwood's team has been hailed by casting each week. sports writers as one of the best Riley A. Rees, class of "34, has COATS freshman squads in the state- been working at home this year. DONT FORGET— There will be no speaker on the Rees lives at Foster, Kentucky. Styles You Can Wear From program due to the fact that the Jennie E. Kelly, class of '31, Is Now Until Early Summer ■ ■B! coach thinks it would "bore" them teacher-librarian in the Lebanon more than Interest or entertain High School. Miss Kelly held the from your Milestone photograph we can make them. same position last year. twenty-five application photos for only $1.50— Members of the Little Maroons Herman Moore, class of "33, is $5.95 $7.*5 Nice to exchange. are: Douglas, Lee, Music, R. King, teaching bookkeeping and typwrit- Rankin, Cornett, Newkirk, McCon- ing in the Senior High School, at nell, King, Caldwell and Tyree. Greensboro, North Carolina. Her- Among the invited guests other man reports that there are over and $9.75 than the players will be Coach 1400 students in the high school These Prices Represent Sav- McGaughey Studio Hughes, Coach Samuels, Mr. Mc- where he Is teaching. His address Donough, director of athletics at is 307 Westover Terrace, Owensboro, ings of From $2.00 to $3.75 PHONE 68. Eastern, Mr. Hembree, director of N. O. physical education at Eastern, ana Anna Ramsey, class of *32, is Long coat ensemnlrs, Jacket type.. • Mr. Keith, dean of men at Eastern. teaching at Griffin, Kentucky- She dropped shoalder yoke effects and — O has been teaching since her gradu- raws of stttehlng . . . mannlahly SPEAKS ON V. K. PROGRAM ation at Eastern. tailored. Slendertrin* coats, belted Dr. W. J. Moore, of Eastern. Cecil Boyers, class of "32, Is teach- or plain, with lew collar* and spoke on the University of Ken- ing commerce at Oynthlana. Miss straight or bloated steeres. STUDENTS p.. tucky radio program Thursday aft- Boyers was a major in the depart- Sapreme bays... they have smart ernoon on the subject of "Fiscal ment of commerce at Eastern. style, ehcant materials, rood lengths Problems in Kentucky State'Gov Grova L. Peters, class of "34, is and, above all. . . MHl-End priced. Our place has recently been remodeled and eminent." teaching the first and second 14 to 20 and M to 44. we invite you down to a good place to eat. Q — grades in a coal camp in Harlan ON EXECUTIVE BOARD county. The camp is about four Dr. W. J. Moon has been' ap- miles from Harlan. pointed as member from Kentucky Delmon Howard, class of "38, is on the executive board of the principal of the Beaver High School, Beaver Kentucky, Floyd county. Southern Business Education Asso- IIRMMI ' >l s BROS Ideal Restaurant ciation. This organisation has 11 Howard says that he plans to con- member states and is the assodaton tinue teaching. of commercial schools of the south. 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