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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Montanaj F The University of Montana Kaimm T P MT q q O ur 97th year, Issue 73 Kaimin is a Salish word for messages Tuesday, February 14,1995 Council member snubs housing law Mark Matthews of the Kaimin Busted? Missoula City Council mem­ When City Attorney Jim ber Elaine Shea and her hus­ Nugent reads the accompa­ band Bill have the neighbors nying stoiy about four they prefer, but they became unrelated students living outlaw landlords to get them. together in violation of a Last fall, the Sheas rented city ordinance, here are out a property they manage to some of the things he could four unrelated students in vio­ legally do. lation of a Missoula zoning ordi­ First, he’d send a letter nance that prohibits more than to the renters that explains two unrelated people from liv­ the family definition ordi­ ing together. nance. The ordinance The Sheas, who have never restricts more than two supported the “family defini­ unrelated people from liv­ tion” ordinance, said the rental ing together in Missoula. gave them a chance to act on Second, he’d hope they their convictions. voluntarily comply with the And they’re finding support ordinance by reducing their from state legislators. number to two. Steve Lympus/ for the Kaimin Missoula Rep. Mike Radas’ If they don’t comply, he UNIVERSITY YOUNG LIFE volunteers David Bass, left, Joe Larson, center, and Isaac House Bill 371, scheduled to be could investigate to deter­ Hasselblad, go as low as they can go doing the Limbo at a surprise Valentine’s Day party for voted on in committee Tuesday, mine that there is indeed a Missoula middle school teenagers Friday night. would make the Sheas’ action violation “beyond reason­ legal by prohibiting cities and able doubt.” towns from passing zoning laws But, Shea’s renters are Youth find Valentine's romance based on relationships. probably safe. Nugent said “We’ve always been very Tuesday he rarely launches Jeff Jones packed into their parent’s mini-vans and sta­ adamantly opposed to the such investigations. of the Kaimin tion wagons on their way to the bi-weekly restrictive zoning passed by the “The process hasn’t gone meeting, held this night a t the Missionary City Council,” Bill Shea said. any further in 15 years,” he After last year’s embarrassing entrance at Alliance Church off Hillview Way in south­ “But I rented to the students said. a Valentine’s Day surprise party, UM sopho­ west Missoula. because they best embodied the And it’s even more more Elizabeth Hawkins was dressed to the The young ladies giggled and chitchatted, kind of people who I wanted to unlikely it would this year 10s for her first anniversary celebration approaching the church’s heavy, wooden have next door.” since the city council is in Friday night. This time, she was ready. doors. Although he does not own the process of trying to Hawkins shoved the mirrored memory of “It was so cute seeing them walking down the rental house which is next loosen up the ordinance, he blue jeans and a non-descript sweatshirt the dimly lighted pathway, each with two door to their home at 1025 Briar said. into her bottom drawer. Everyone else had escorts,” Hawkins said. The escorts, male S ee “H o using” p ag e 8 been decked out. But this year’s Valentine’s teenage members of the Young Life “club,” surprise party would not be on her. relished their roles catering to their friends, Forty or more of Missoula’s seventh and said the Turner Hall resident. Chilly fingers and toes eighth-grade teenage girls received invita­ Jill Welker, Young Life middle school coor­ tions to enjoy “Elegant Food and Spectacular dinator, Hawkins, and other volunteer lead­ Entertainment” at a social gathering of the ers, put together perhaps the most romantic don’t stop UM classes Young Life club, whose goal is to “reach kids evening the teenagers had ever experienced. Tom Lutey The health minded also for Christ through personal relationships Kristi Monaco, an eighth grader at of the Kaimin took the plunge, cycling or with them.” Meadow Hill Middle School, said: “I was so walking for “Try a Better Way As usual, the middle school youngsters See “Valentine’s” page 5 Responding to an outbreak Day,” Missoula’s designated of cold fingers, nipped noses day for alternative travel. and grumblings that classes “I’m from Chicago, I figured should be canceled, UM I could do this,” Karen President George Dennison Jaworsky, Missoula’s bicycle- Greeks mandate sober monitors Monday urged students to pedestrian coordinator, said, Tara Tuchscherer the Jan. 28 incident. Another “dress warmly.” bouncers and if there is only owning up to freezing her butt of the Kaimin woman came forward a week one area where alcohol is “We will remain open and off on her way to work. “I put later to report an October served. If there are violations operational during this period, my bike inside and got a ride The Greek monitoring com­ attack. with classes and other func­ of party rules, SEMCo moni­ home.” mittee that Michael Johns In the wake of those tions as scheduled,” Dennison tors notify the hosts of the Local Veterinarian Shoni worked for the night a woman charges, Kolhouse said SEMCo stated in a memorandum sent party and then return later to Card said although yesterday’s says he raped her is stiffening will change some of its policies, see if the violation has been to campus departments. UM cold snap wasn’t fit for man, it standards for its monitors, a including adding a rule that last canceled classes in janu- corrected. But SEMCo isn’t was okay for beasts. group organizer said Sunday. monitors stay sober. ary of 1989, when tempera­ responsible for fixing the situa­ “Cats and dogs can go out­ Nonetheless, the young SEMCo is also working on a tures dropped to minus 30 and tion, Kolhouse said. side when it’s this cold but Social Event Monitoring system to screen potential “If SEMCo does nothing at winds blew down trees on they need someplace to go for Committee is no police force campus. monitors, Kolhouse said. When all, it will raise people’s con­ shelter,” Card said. and is only there to watch and Johns was selected as a mem­ Winds gusting out of sciousness about being respon­ Drivers should pound on report, Chris Kolhouse said. ber, the woman involved in the Hellgate Canyon made sible partyers and responsible their hoods before firing up Creating a safe party environ­ October incident hadn’t yet hosts,” he said, “and that is Monday’s 11 degree high a their vehicles in the morning, ment is up to individual Greek chilly 29 below. named him as her alleged our primary objective.” just in case some chilly kitten chapters that host parties, he attacker. Monitoring Greek parties That didn’t stop student crawled under the hood, she said. Jeff Powers from poking his Kolhouse says that the sys­ began at the University of said. Pets also have a sweet “If they choose to have an tem was designed to give head between doors of the Idaho last year when a drunk tooth for anti-freeze. It only unsafe social event then that’s Greeks feedback on how well journalism school to have a woman fell from a third-floor takes a teaspoon of radiator their choice. SEMCo is not the they are addressing safety window after partying at a fra­ couple smokes between class­ fluid to kill a cat, Card said, Gestapo,” Kolhouse said. es. issues at their house parties. If ternity house. She was para­ adding that three tablespoons Johns, a former SEMCo there are chronic problems, lyzed from the waist down. “This one lady looked at me will kill a dog. monitor, faces two charges of like ‘shut the door’ because SEMCo will alert the All Greek The first draft of SEMCo’s The National Weather rape after two women accused Council and UM officials. actually I was standing in the policy says it was created by Service forecast for Tuesday him of forcing them into sex According to SEMCo policy, UM Greeks because of the doorway and blowing the calls for highs between 15-20 after fraternity parties. The monitors attend Greek parties increasing negative publicity smoke out,” Powers said. “I degrees and a low of 5 with 19-year-old Johns, who has and go through a safety check­ of problems at parties such as only do it when it gets this winds dying down and skies since resigned from SEMCo, list that includes precautions underage drinking and sexual cold.” clearing. was on duty on the evening of such as whether there are abuse. 2 Montana Kalmln, Tuesday, February 14,1995 Opinion Misplaced priorities Miami Vice? No Dice I suppose I dependent freak Fast Eddie as a bad fellow. should have seen it Column by who couldn’t let the Sure, his run-ins with the law hurt IIM scholars coming sooner and horror of the are mostly easily-explained prepared my fallout Seventies die a mer­ miscommunications (“Oh, This is a university — an academic environment shelter with greater ciful death. I’m THAT bag of dope...its a pre­ where all of us are supposed to learn something urgency. I should guessing you didn’t, scription, Ossifer"), but and even occasionally be rewarded for our work have paid heed to which brings me to beyond that, I usually trust and thoughts. the advertisements my point (for those his judgment. However, in And while this might be obvious to most of us on TV peddling of you who have a this case, I feel he’s gone off Totally Eighties terrible time grasp­ the deep end. I’d rather be struggling to get out of here in flogged until I know who my ______four years, good ol’ President Records, Authentic ing it for your­ Eighties Skinny- selves): I was daddy is than participate in George Dennison and his yes-men recently invited to this wicked, heathen celebra­ Kaimin don’t seem to be getting the mes- Ties, and Awesome Eighties Coke Jason an Eighties party. tion of a decade that saw editorial sage. greed flourish while Crocket Mirrors. The Vaupel I think you can Academic scholarships at UM Eighties are back imagine my discom- and Tubbs became household — are outnumbered 16 to one by and with a bobulation when the names, right along with Ollie their athletic counterparts. There are 161 full-ride vengeance! idea was presented North and Buster/Admiral athletic awards up for grabs, which include room Shocking? Oh yes. to me by my slightly disturbed Poindexter. and board, tuition and 250 bucks for books. Alarming? Certainly. chum, Fast Eddie. Indeed, The fact is, Fast Eddie and In sharp contrast, our university doles out only Necessary? Not a bit! But after stammering and sputter­ those like him are too far gone 10 Presidential Scholarships a year — the most there is no stopping this train, ing for a few moments I final­ for help. But for those of you monetarily rewarding scholarship UM offers. The I’m afraid. Typically a decade ly composed myself and who occasionally feel the urge is not revered and looked back demanded more information to spin a little Duran Duran lucky 10 get tuition waivers and a $1,300 check or White Lion, save your­ each semester — forget the food, rent and money upon with fondness until it on this savage affront to my has been surpassed by yet good sense. selves and STAY AWAY! If you for books. another decade, thus allowing “Well, Ace," he enthused, never start, you won’t have to Granted, some of the athletic scholarships are time to heal all wounds. But “Its going to he a costume quit. And in not having to split between two or more athletes, but still, acade­ no! The Eighties will have party. Be sure to bring your quit, you’ll never become a mic awards pale in comparison. none of it! They are fighting Reagan mask, rolled up C- slavering fool like Fast Eddie “Historically it’s always been like that,” back with the same spirit they notes and razor blades, cuz and his perverted brethren, so Dennison told the Kaimin last week. “We’re embodied just a few short there ain’t gonna be none of far past help that only a swift, addressing it now, but it’s going to take time.” years ago: More and Faster. that sissy microbrewed beer painless death can end their OK, President Dennison, let’s talk history. Case in point: when, during or Mary Jew Wanna, if you suffering. The Eighties UM boasts twenty-eight Rhodes Scholars, 15th the Eighties did you and your know what I’m sayin’, bud. Addiction can be cured if in the nation and fourth among public universities. pals sit around and think, Awesome...catch you later, caught in time, friends: Just “Hey, lets have a Disco party dude." And with that he was say no. We have 18 International Fulbright scholars, not —Jason Vaupel plans to including the seven nominated this year. The uni­ complete with polyester, gold off in a cloud of crack smoke, chains and a special guest the melody to “Smugglers attend the Eighties Party versity also has eight Truman scholars and appearance by the Bee Gees? ' Blues” stuck in my brain. dressed as Marylin McCoo received $17.25 million for research in 1992-93. Unless you were some co­ Normally, I don’t think of and the Solid Gold Dancers. Oh yeah, also in 1992, both UM’s Advertising Club and the Joumalism/TV documentary unit won national titles. Our scholarly achievements outgun our athletic ... to have loved and lost... successes almost 10 to one, yet we don’t have Valentine’s Day for experienced wear crocheted nylon under­ enough scholarships. some is not a choco- Guest worse things. wear. No one would argue that athletic scholarships lates-and-roses expe­ Column by Keeping in-mind " ... than to discover you the old proverb, I really like wearing crocheted should be abolished. UM’s sports programs attract rience. It is, instead, Patricia attention to the school. Sports bring students a time to longingly made a handy list nylon underwear. together, creating school spirit. Attending sporting watch as couples Snyder to cheer me up: ... than to be dancing to events is a great perk of choosing a Division I stroll hand-in-hand, . T is better to the beat of your own drum have loved and when you find out there’s no school. gazing into each other’s eyes. It’s a time to lo st... music. But, while athletes should be rewarded for per­ agonize over that special ... than to have been stung ... than to go through life formance on the court or field, UM should reward someone you wish could be in the butt by a scorpion. regretting never to have the students they boast of while pitching the school yours. ... than to contract leprosy. reached out, never to have to potential students. I used to be one of those ... than to have a pregnant taken the chance, always The UM student who might find a cure for AIDS people: Valentine’s Day was elephant step on your big toe. wondering if you could have or who writes a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel or neither a box of roses nor a ... than to listen to Boyz- had a fulfilling, satisfying uncovers a government scandal working for a bed of chocolates. It was an to-Men for 84 hours straight. relationship. newspaper or just earns a shitload of bucks to opportunity. The day of love, ... than to have your In the end, I was lucky in build us a new honors college deserves the same it was the perfect time to tongue super-glued to a that the person I approached perks as a would-be linebacker for the Tampa Bay admit my feelings to some­ downtown New York street in to be my Valentine was actu­ Buccaneers. Right now, it’s all just a matter of mis­ one, to give my heart in lieu the summer during a garbage ally my friend and was mature enough to stay that placed priorities. of a foil-wrapped confection. strike. But I knew the tension-filled ... than to eat a live taran- way and gentle enough so Kimberly Benn 24 hours would come and go, tula. that I could, too. and I would still be wonder­ ... than to have all your But even if that hadn’t ing if we could have some­ clothes shrink five sizes — been the case, I realized in thing, sometime, somehow. while you’re wearing them. the moment of my fearful When the day loomed on my ... than to have aliens sta­ effort that sometimes the Montana Kaimin calendar, I would gulp the ple all your hair to the floor achievement is in the effort. Pepto Bismol and take to of Schreiber Gym. Just reaching out helped The Montana Kaimin, in its 97th Business Manager..Mendy Moon wearing black. The risk of ... than to have loved and build my confidence. I’m year, is published by the students Design Editor...... Patricia Snyder rejection seemed greater gained only to find out you actually recovering very well of the University of Montana, Designers.... Marc Denny, Karuna Missoula. The UM School of Eberl, Elizabeth Sundermann than the potential for happi­ made a BIG mistake. and am already planning my Journalism uses the Montana Photo Editors...... Rebecca ness. ... than to suddenly discov­ strategy for next Valentine’s Kaimin for practice courses but Huntington, Tofer Towe This year I will celebrate er you’re the one responsible Day. Maybe I’ll even be ready assumes no control over policy or Copy Editors...... Marc Denny, content. Karuna Eberl, Adam Goulston, Valentine’s Day as a single for all those cattle mutila­ by St. Patrick’s Day. Editorial Board members Lorie Hutson, Ed Skoog, Ray woman. Celebrate. Because tions — and realize you Even though I’ll celebrate Stout this year I chose to do some­ enjoyed it. Valentine’s Day alone, I’ll be Editor...... Kyle Wood Production Manager...... Kelly News Editors...... Kim Kelleher thing about my plight, to ... than to be airmailed to content with the knowledge Benn, Kevin Crough, Rebecca Production Assistants..... Ashley reach out beyond my fears. Prussia. that I tried. It is better to Huntington Jones, Andrea Newton Arts Editor...... Virginia Jones Advertising Representatives..... I wasn’t met with open ... than to hang by your have loved and lost, because Sports Editor...... Corey Taule Chris Goode, Jennifer Jasek arms. thumbs over piranha-infested if you never try, you’ve Features Editor...... Jeff Jones Office Manager...... Vicki Warp And it wasn’t the end of waters while hoarse parrots already lost. Editorials are the product of a Office Assistant....Leslie Sanner group consensus with heavy Business office(406) 243-6541 the world. repeatedly sing “You Are so doses of the writer's own opinion. Newsroom (406) 243-4310 After careful considera­ Beautiful to Me.” —Patricia Snyder is a tion, I decided I could have ... than to be forced to senior in journalism. Montana Kaimln, Tuesday, February 14,1995 3 CAREER SERVICES. Feb 13-17 Concerning U INTERVIEWS WORKSHOPS Panel tells Regents: Alcoholics U.S. Army Interviewing Techniques Anonymous — Tues., Feb 14 Tues., Feb 14 CORNERSTONES All Majors 3:45-4:45 14 UC Montana Room (F) Study tuition jumps Group, 12:10-1 McLaughlin, Piven, Vogel p.m., UC Room 114. Securities Inc. Sigi Plus Orientation Erin P. Billings ing upper-level courses could Wed., Feb 15 Tues., Feb 14 see annual tuition increases of Young People’s Alcoholics All Majors/ Pref Bus. & Fin. Kaimin Legislative Reporter 12:10-1:00 about 8 percent in the next Anonymous — 7-8 p.m., The (Securities Broker) Lodge 148 Lifeboat, 532 University Ave. HELENA—A House panel two years. Wilderness Issues overwhelmingly endorsed a There was no opposition to Lecture Series — “The plan Monday that asks the the bill before the House Changing World Economy: Board of Regents to help Education and Cultural Opportunities and Challenges Resources Committee. VOICE Montana’s university students for the Rural West,” by Ray Jeff Baker, the state com­ find ways to meet the skyrock­ Rasker, senior economist for the missioner of higher education, YOUR eting cost of in-state tuition. Wilderness Society, 7-9 p.m., Under House welcomed the plan, Social Science Room 356. saying his priority is OPINION! Joint Resolution 21, Montana Repertory introduced by UM making quality, Theatre — “Smoke on the graduate Rep. Dore affordable education Mountain,” Feb. 14-15,8 p.m., Schwinden, D-Wolf ‘95 available to all Legislature Montana Theatre, $12/general Point, the regents Montanans. and $11 seniors/students, also would investigate “We are making a Feb. 24-25. ASUM ways to limit future commitment to our Faculty Recital — “An tuition increases, provide bet­ students,” he said. “Montana is Evening of Love Songs,” featur­ SPECIAL ELECTION ter access for students and to still relatively accessible in ing Stephen Kalin, voice profes­ Feb. 16-17, 9 g.m. - 4 p.m. increase the number of schol­ terms of price, but it is going sor and opera workshop direc­ arships, grants and loans. up, and going up dramatical- tor, 8 p.m., Music Recital Hall. Issue: Over the last ten years, ly.” Interview Announcement tuition in Montana has Just last week, a joint edu­ — McLaughlin, Piven, Vogel Student-Funded, increased by 155 percent while cation subcommittee pared $18 Securities Inc., securities bro­ Student-Supported Radio Station state support has decreased by million off the $172 million ker, all majors eligible, prefer­ seven percent, according to the portion of the state general ence to business/finance, Feb. Polling Sites: bill. fund that Gov. Marc Racicot 15, Career Services, Lodge 148, At UM alone, residents tak- recommended be set aside for interview sign up at counter in UC Center, Lodge, Campus Recreation higher education. Room 148 of the Lodge. University officials say that Valentine’s Day blood could mean 500 fewer students drive — sponsored by and 400 fewer faculty mem­ American Red Cross, UC Mt. bers. Sentinel Rooms, noon-4 p.m. Jim Brown, a UM graduate Love Without Fear Week student in public administra­ — sponsored by UM Women’s HEY EVERYBODY tion, pointed out that a tuition Center. Bring donations for review is a good idea, but that YMCA Battered Women’s it wouldn’t be necessary if Shelter to the table in the UC higher education was getting from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and receive its fair share in state dollars. homemade cookies.

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photos by Steve Lympus/for the Kaimin AMY WIDENER, left, and Tiffany Eggleston enjoy sparkling cider and a lip-syncing performance of Aretha Franklin’s “Respect” at a surprise Valentine’s Day celebration this weekend.

continued from page 1______Valentine's: Romance takes center stage SEVENTH AND EIGHTH GRADERS, mainly from Washington and Meadow Hill middle schools, join with leaders and volunteers from surprised how the tables were pumpkin. It was St. “The guys had their little Young Life as they snake their way through the Christian Alliance set up,” referring to the can­ Valentine’s legacy to love. dance moves down,” Hawkins Church during Valentine’s Day frivolity Friday night. dles, candy, flowers and cham­ The young men, many loos­ said, enjoying the festivities pagne glasses. ening their ties when no one as much as those out on the Then came the first of was looking, poured sparkling shadowy dance floor. “I still many unexpected forms of cider with white cloths draped can’t believe they were so entertainm ent on center over their forearms. brave to do it.” stage. Other escorts served neatly But nothing, in terms of Please Join Us in Celebrating The 102nd “Three leaders had on short tailored slices of cake topped bravery or chivalry, came close with whipped cream and cher­ to N athan Domitrovich’s leap Birthday of The University o f Montana wigs and wore dresses like old women would wear,” Monaco ries, carefully placing the of faith — an all-out dive off said. “One had on a long red plates, according to formal eti­ the stage into a group of dress, nothing like any of us quette, to the left side of dancers. At his request, the would wear. Another wore where the seated ladies Beastie Boys’ time ‘So Watcha C h a r t e r some kind of leopard skin engaged in cheerful conversa­ Want’ from their CD ‘Check print.” tion like relatives a t a sister’s Your Head,’ accompanied the “All of us were laughing wedding. 13-year-old’s parallel flop. when they (lip-synced) ‘Hold "The girls had no idea what “It’s one of my favorite On’ by Wilson Phillips.” was going on,” Hawkins said. things to do,” Domitrovich Phillips is the daughter of “They were so excited. It made said, emphasizing the dancers THURSDAY, John Phillips and the late them feel so special.” knew what he was about to FEBRUARY 16, 1995 ‘Mama’ Cass Elliot of the pop­ Next, a few of the escorts do. “I’ll jump off a bench or ular 1960s group, The Mamas showed the ladies more proper just about anything at school.” Music Recital Hall and the Papas. manners, lip-syncing Aretha There were other visual The night would indeed Franklin’s ‘Respect.’ Monaco highlights. 11:00 am. . . Awards Ceremony turn out to be a “Califomia- said the leaders held up plac­ Color slides from the club’s 7:B0 pm. . . Lecture by Donald Fixico dreamin” evening. ards with each letter in order: last “big event,” a three-day It was Cinderella without a ‘R’ ‘E’ ‘S’ ‘P’ ‘E’ ‘C’ *T.’ ski trip to Big Mountain in January, flashed like an MTV video behind the stage. About 60 members of Young Life, which also holds “club” meetings and outings Restore. Innovate, Laminate, with Missoula high schoolers, With good behavior, you'll be spent an “adventurous” jour­ ney down the slopes. Enlarge, Copy and Create! “I had five girls in my out in just 5 months. From Traditional To State-of-the-Art room,” Hawkins said, “and only one knew how to ski.” With a 4 year college degree, you can begin your career in W hen The Picture Is Important, Use Your Imagination! Last month’s trip had a law as a paralegal in just 5 months. Trust Your Film To Yellowstone! Then. 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Graduation Date ______1-800-848-0550 2 18 East Front St. Missoula, MT. 59802 6 Montana Kaimln, Tuesday, February 14,1995 Sp©rts Sorkness rises to top of track team 1995 Sorkness was the lot of determination, so I’m confi­ Anna Maria Della Costa dent I can get the job done. The Montana for the Kaimin only woman shot- putter for the competition is tougher this year, Kim Sorkness is used to wak­ Grizzlies that but that makes me tougher,” she Grizzly ing up at the crack of dawn. She’s year. said. been doing it since she can “I was all Sorkness says that track has football remember. alone that year, taught her a lot about determina­ Rising out of bed on cold, but in the past tion, and she wants to take that snowy mornings when she was years the compe­ with her after she graduates schedule younger and looking out the win­ tition among from Montana next semester and hopefully begins teaching. Sept. 2 dow of her childhood home, shot-putters has Eastern New which was on a hill overlooking been building. “If track has taught me any­ thing it’s to be determined. I’m so Mexico the small town of Belt, is a fond There’s a lot of Sept. 9 memory. Every morning in the shot-putters com­ determined to go and teach. I winter, Sorkness and her sisters ing up in the Big have all this energy and I’m Washington State began the days early, riding their Sky,” Sorkness KIM SORKNESS ready to go out and give it to (A) sleds down to meet their dad at said. “I was expecting to go to col­ someone else,” she said. Sept. 16 the railroad where he worked. When she’s not competing in lege to play basketball, not track. Sorkness has enjoyed her Minnesota-Duluth From there he would walk them indoor track, Sorkness competes I was a big-time basketball play­ years at Montana, and attributes Sept. 23 to school. in outdoor. She throws shot and er. I love basketball,” Sorkness some of her success to her coach. Boise State “There were hills all the way discus in outdoor track, but said. “But I got a good track “I like the U of M, and I love (Homecoming) down to our school, so we would admits indoor track is her first scholarship from Montana so I my coach, Mike Ramos,” she said. Sept. 30 ride our sleds down through the love. decided to come here. 1 was a lit­ “He doesn’t just get into the track Califomia-Davis aspect, but he is interested in you trails we had mapped out,” “I compete better in indoor tle disappointed I didn’t get Oct. 7 Sorkness said. track. This year is big for me recruited for basketball by a personally. He makes sure you’re eating right and doing your Weber State Now, the early morning grind because it’s my last year. I have Division I school, but I’m happy I Oct. 14 for the senior shot-putter on the been getting so emotional have gotten the chance to com­ school work. I like that kind of UM track team consists of condi­ because I’ve always had success pete at this level in track. Fm one-on-one with a coach. Ramos Northern Arizona tioning and going through drills in indoor track and this year I glad I was given the opportunity doesn’t just push you through the (A) at 6 a.m. want to do so well,” she said. because it has been wonderful, process of track, but he really Oct. 21 With the indoor season just At Belt Valley High School, and that’s all that matters.” helps you to focus on yourself.” Idaho (A) underway, Sorkness has already Sorkness was a standout in Sorkness was an All-State for­ And there’s two more people to Oct. 28 set a precedence for the rest of track, and was named All-State ward in high school and still whom Sorkness attributes her Open the season. Last weekend the team four straight years. She spends her summers attending success; Two people who pushed Nov. 4 Grizzlies traveled to Bozeman to came in second in the shot put as basketball camps on the side. her and still push her to make it Idaho State compete in a triangular meet a freshman at state and as a Sorkness’ love might be bas­ for those early mornings. Nov. 11 with Montana State and Boise sophomore broke the Class C ketball, but for now she focuses “I give the credit to my mom Eastern State. Sorkness took first in shot record. She still holds the District all her attention on track and the and dad. My parents have always Washington (A) put and currently ranks second and Divisional throwing records. goals she has set for herself this pushed me in track and in school. They always make it to every­ Nov. 18 in the conference in average-dis- She also ran relays and threw season. Montana State (A) “My goals this year are to take thing I’ve been involved in. They tance-per-throw inches. As a the discus and javelin. (A) Indicates away freshman she came in sixth Although Sorkness has first or second in the Big Sky, and are a big influence in my life. among shot-putters in the Big excelled in track, her first love maybe provisionally qualify for They will always be number one games Sky, a feat in itself considering was basketball. the NCAA tournament. I have a in my life and I want to thank

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Includes 8 Montana Kaimin, Tuesday, February 14,1995 continued from page 1 COMPREHENSIVE, Housing: Sheas renting from ideology COMPETITIVE < T St., Bill Shea said he was asked to A survey from the early 1990s The head of the committee, manage the property by the owner reported that 28 percent of council member Curtis Horton, CONVENIENT7 who is working in Hawaii. Missoula households are in viola­ would not comment on Shea’s He said he was astounded by tion of the ordinance, but the asso­ breaking of the current law. the number of people who ciation is still unwilling to make Shea says nuisances such as answered his ad. any compromises. noise, illegal parking and garbage WE'VE COT A REPUTATION can be regulated with other laws. “A young employed couple who Jack Doty, a spokesman for the FOR EXCELLENCE, u nfortunately, some were making $2,000 a month association, said he did not want She finds the family definition law came to look at it,” Bill Shea said, to comment on the Sheas’ position discriminatory. people have the impression that we provide care “and they were the obvious ones to until after the vote on House Bill “Diversity is not valued in only for extremely serious eye diseases and injuries. Missoula as highly as it should rent to as far as cash flow goes. 371. They don't realize that we also offer routine eye In the past, the association has be,” she said. But we chose the students over examinations at competitive prices. the money because of their differ­ complained that the city does not The students renting the house ent activities.” aggressively go after landlords next door agree. “Students pump a WE D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR Elaine Shea looked at the who violate the ordinance. lot of money into the city’s econo­ rental as a confirmation of every­ A council subcommittee is my,” one of the renters said. “It’s OPTOMETRISTS. They re well-trained in thing she’s been working for in the working to loosen the ordinance, not morally right that citizens all aspects of vision correction and can perform a then turn around and screw stu­ council. allowing homeowners to take complete eye exam plus evaluation for glasses or “Each student who came to boarders in the house they live in. dents.” look at the place looked as if he contact lenses! You can schedule an appointment had been discriminated against in with one of our optometrists any weekday from the past,” she said. “They all had a 8:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., or between 7:00 a m. and forlorn look on their faces and 7:00 p.m on Wednesdays. Call for more information they told us how hard it was to Feb. 13th - is find a place.” or an appointment 7 2 8 -3 5 0 i or toll-free in The students said they were Montana: 1- 800 - 445- 5836. surprised to get the house. “We WITHOUT were really lucky,” a sophomore LOVE ROCKY MOUNTAIN from Wisconsin said. He would not EYE CENTER give his name for fear the city may Parkside Professional Village try to kick them out if it learns of FEAR WEEK the zoning violation. 700 West K e n tiH All Week: Display of Valentines made by women and children survivors But the Sheas are determined of domestic violence on display in the YWCA lobby to fight any attempt at evicting the students. “We acknowledge it Also: Drop off donations for YWCA Battered Women's Shelter in violates the family definition, but Women Center office, UC 211 we don’t believe in the legality of Monday: Women's Center Open House, 11 a.m. - 2 p m the ordinance,” Elaine Shea said. Refreshments provided A number of rooming houses in Tuesday: Fundraiser—Bring donations for YWCA to our table in the UC the university area in the 1970s, from 10 a.m - 2 p.m. and receive homemade cookies! along with accompanying litter, Wednesday: Domestic Violence Informational Display in UC 10 am - 2 pm. untidy lawns, abandoned cars and loud parties moved the University Thursday: Thelma and Louise," 7-30 p m , ULH, FREE! Area Homeowners Association to Friday: "Rethink Pink Dance" —Orchard Homes get the housing law passed. The 9 p .m .-la m group has blocked attempts to 2537 S. 3rd West A Benefit for Feminist Scholarship Fund change it since. Free food, beer for sale Daniel E. Larsen, O.D. All Events Sponsored by UM Women's Center Kimberly Everingham, O.D. Stewart R. Ward, O.D.

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