“Under Milk W06cf” Facul jy ’ Constructive Approach to

PLAY NEARS COMPLETION .=.,;: .- cs Moratorium New Air Course After nearly a full quarter of tion class and Mr. Henkc ~3: ‘ic Moratoriumactivities at tryouts, casting,rehearsals, handling the tilmin in the play Highliie Community College on which includes slidesand 1 filming, preparation of sta e et- bo8 October15 and November 14 A new course, “Introduction tings, and a great deal of plain motion pictures. were keyed to constnrctive dis- Thecast for “Under Milk to AirlineResewations and dedicationand hard work, the cussions led by a variety of au- Ticketing” be offered Win- Woodn is am0 thelargest for will drama department is drawing thorities. ter Quarter on Monday and close to its ultimate goal. plays present3 byHighline’s TheNovember 14 program Drama department.The mem- Wednesday from 12 to 1:s and Dylan Thomas lay, “Under revolvedaround the following: one evening (probably Tuesday) Milk Wood”, dealswith bers of the cast include not only “The Land Use Conflict” led by wh;cf: students from the Drama 130 according to Richard Gradwohl, twenty-four hours in the life of a John Pierce whoteaches Far Director of the new Air Institute. Welsh VU e, has been a great classbut also children ranging Eastem History here; “Where from six to twelve ye- of age, The course is open to anyone challenge% its participants. Money is Coming from for the interested in the broad field of The pla covers agreat many from local communities. War in Vietnam” led by Phillip The find step before produc- aviation. areas of the theater, including Droke who teaches Economics The course was planned un- music andpantomime, which tion is the dress rehearsal which here; “Effective Means of Stu- will begin December 1, and cm- der the direction of Dick Johns- will be pliedfor the enter- dent Involvement’* led by Roger ton,Director of Training and tainment3the auaence. tinue through December 4. The Landnrd, a History teacher at play will run for four days begin- procedure Planningof Alaska Included in the play are Highline. ah line^ and H. B. Senecal, Re- mteral dream sequences which ning Friday, December 5.011 a “Foreign Press Reactions to thruststage in the Perfoming sewations Sales Manager of are being madeeffective with the War” as discussed by Dr. Northwest Airliies. the help of the Audio Visual de- Artsl3uiI~,dwilld~wi~ Junius Morris, head librarian at its final perfonname Monday students will learn to com- partmeat. Mr. Bill Hoffman, Hightie; “Peace” as discussed pute an airline fare within the night DecembeF 8.’ ’ supervisor for the film produc- byColonel Don Slaughter, now United States (including Alaska Manages ofSentices at Hie- and Hawaii). “bey will learn to line; “The Need forFace Sawrg plan anintinemyand make an in Vietnam** led by airline sale and et a broad wer- Lysen, executive director-?ley o the view of all tXKL p&ures Editor’s WorldWithout War Council; includingairlioe!~co~- Note 4‘wofVietnam” led by nications methods.They wiU obtbeimidepageaofthisissueoftheThonderrrord,tbe John Gallant, genetics iastnrctor learn to use Inbustry standard reader will find a copiaus quantity of material dealing with the at the Univemty of Washington. referencematerials such as time Tbnksgiving theme. The articles, poems, and CartooIlS are.= Others on theNovember 14 tables and the Quick Refemce! varied as the personalities that creatied tbem, but all are m- program were: Norm Ackley, Edition of the Official Airline tended to call atteatim to the one day reserved for a pause Performs StateRepresentative from the Guide. “A Faculty Recital” was the 31st District (a Democrat) Paul that we may recount and give thauks for the things in wbich theme for theThursday Happen- we are fortunate. Tbe Thandemmd staff hopes you will find Bardon,State Representative ing November a0. Partic ating from the 3otb District (a Repub- the reading as emjwableas th enjoyed creating the mate- in the redtal’were Miss &ley ~ndhave agood 8 lican) Gordon Orians, zoology rial. -&. Robertson, Suzanne McCarthgt, instructor at theUniversity of Bookstore Robert Ne~lenschwander, Mr. Washingtonwho spoke on “Eo- Gordon Voiles, and Mr. Edward logicd Imperative.” To Buy Fish. The members provided an The October 15 programs excellent afternoon of entertain- werejoint efforts by faculty ‘‘Gals Over 21” Meet ment of classical music. members in Social Studies and Areyou a womanstudent Mrs.Pamela hdof-counsel- MLSS Robertson and Mrs. Humanities.Included in the8, Back Texts over21? Do youever feel the ing, and Mr. Swanberg also at- Mccarthy opened theconcert 10, and 11 a.m. programs and the tended the meeting. with a selectionof songs from December 17 and 18 are the need to talk over problems with 1 p.m. program were: Ray Gei- tentative days set by thebook- . other women yourage? If so, Possibilitiesfor the group Brahms,Hilton, and Britten. gle,Michacl Campbell, Phillip range from starting a club to Mrs. McCarthyand Mr. store to buy&& books. there is a group on campusespe- Droke, Don Jones, John Pierce. The store will ay onehalf of cially for you. informal discussiongroups Neuenschwanderteamed up to In the 12 noon program Humani- every month. Discussions would play two duo piano selections by the cost for text Llts that will The group is for “Gals Over ties and the Library staffs and be used for the following quar- : 21.” Its first meetingwas held concern topics of common inter- Mozart and Bach. students joined to present estto the ladies in the.group. Mr. Fish performed the “Con- ter; the books should be 111good November19 at l2:OO p.m. in poems, readings, and musical conditionand current editions. mom #)9 of building 16. The pur- Thesewould include family, certino for Trumpet andF%no,” offerings. pose of this first meeting was sincemost of the women are by Riisager, on his bass tmm- Paperbacktextbooks will be merely to getacquainted. The probablymarried, vocational pet. He wasaccompanied by purchased at 40 per cent of the Stage Band Positions Open cost, if they are to be used the meeting wassponsored by the problemsand scholastic prob- Mrs. McCarthy. Closing out the Musicians are invited to join I-. afternoon were Miss Robertson followingquarter; and if they Home Ek Club. Mr. Wes Rangcr a stage band, Music 140-A. are in good condition. ofthe counseling service out- Another meeting is scheduled and Mr. Voiles,singing the The bandis primarily in need - lined a fewpoints to consider in for December3 at the sametime “Canticle No. 11, Abraham and Textbooks not being used the futuremeetings on what the andplace. Any girl over21 is Isaac,” by Benjamin Britten. oftrombone and string base followiquarter are boughtfor groupcould do. Dean Caskey, invited. players.Contact Mr. Fish in a uset%ook marketprice; es- Faculty B, for an audition. tablished on a national basis by wholesale used book distribu- Veterans Prepare Fact Sheet To Support Hike in Benefits tors. ’ Have Tdent, ’: TheVeterans Clyb at Highline, in cooperation with otherveterans advanced education is a growing neccsit), ~ISY24 per cent those orginzations, is soliciting support for HR 11959, a bill that would in- eligible are taking advantage of the G.I. Bill. crease veterans benefits by46 per cent. The followhgis a fact sheet 6) A June, 1969, issue of TIME states that only the most highly mo- Will Travel prepared by the Veterans Association of the University of Washing;- tivated veterans with good part-time jobs or parental support are A travelingtroop of musi- * ton. likely to even apply for school.This fact canbe verified on this cam- 1) After WWII veteran’s received books, tuition and $65 or more per Pus* cians,singers and dancers is month. Considered from the same point of view, a veteran now re- Now we would like to pose a few questions to be consider& in deci- being organized, in anticipation ceives $390 for a quarter of school.Books and tuitionat the Universi- sion making. of a worldtour next summer. ’ ty of Washington cost close to $190 leaving $200 or $67 per month for 1) Why has the G.I. Bill rate not been keptequal to the levelof bene- The troop, under the direction of living expenses, a two dollar increase in 24 years. fits immediately after MI?Declared or not we are still at .war. Mr. EdwardFish (head of the 2) From another statrd-ooint, the American Association of University 2) Why has President Nixon saidthis increase is inflationary, yet he HCC instrumental department ). Professors (AAUP), in a recentreport, states that on a national has made no attemptto control industry and labor, while both prices will tournaval bases of the average it costs a single student a minimum of $2,800 for a year’s and wages increase continually? world for 12 weeks. sch - -*’--. These costs do not include books, supplies, clothes and 3) Why has Mr. Johnson, director of the Veterans Administration, a Professional experience is not other ddental expenses. Mr. Nixon’sproposed increase of $17 recent Nixon appointee and former benefit recipient, backed thein- necessary;however. you must would raise total aid to $1,320. adequate 13 per cent increase? betalented and you must pos- sess theappropriate attributes * 3) A July, 1969, Veteran’s Administration report stated that since the 4) Why are only 24 per cent of those eligible for benefits taking ad- first G.I. Bill in 1944, over 21 billion dollars has been spent by the vantage of the present benefits? allOf the progress eligibleto minori- of a professional entertainer. governmenton various veteran programs. Yet theincreased in- ty groups, veterans benefits could help the most. Why don’t they use The show will be flexible. come provided by the training has, through taxes, netted the govern- it? withthe basic theme oriented towardcountry-western rock ? mentover twice that amount. We realize that veterans benefitsare considered a supplement to 4) Basedon the consumer price index for the two periods since any income the student may have. Unfortunately the student usually and jazz. WWI1,the cost of living has increased more than 50 per cent. The works part time and wages for these types of workare seldom high. Mr. Fish is organizing the October issue of FORTUNE magazine states that the remainder of The result is longer hours at work and lower grades. troop upon request, by a repre- this year and all of next year will see the highest wage and price in- President Nixon must be made to recriize that he is denying this sentative of the navy. If you are creases ever. country the development of one itsof most valuableresources by not interested in anintenriew and audition, please contactMr. Fish 5) After WWII 50 per cent of the veterans eligible for G.I. Benefits providing enough benefitsso that more veterans can andwill attend took advantage of the aid. msently, during a time when a skill or colleges or training schools. in Faculty B. ,“”” ,“”” -. rhink About It, Why Are You Thonkful? By Sandee Denn Is Thanksgiving just another day? Do you think of it merely as an ’xcuse to indulge yourself in an Epicurean fashion. in the company If relatives and friends’! Many of us have lost perspective of the true meaning of Thanks- living. The original concept of harvest thanksgiving(initiated by the hlgrims 1. was lster perpetuated by several Presidents as a means If glving thanks for the establishment. welfare and peace of our na- iot:. Today, more than ever before, we Live in a world divided against tself. IVhether it be international. national, local or personal, every ignificant issue is a matter of open dissension; as a result, all of us Ire confronted with wine doubt and confusion. It is too easy to be- day. Welook aroucd and find Theproceedings would have !ome blinded by the immediate, and the only wayto clear our think- someoneelse to pin the blame been even more of a successif a ng is by: looking a little deeper inside, alittle further oirt and alittle on. “IT5 NOT MY FAULT, greaternumber of people had righer up. THEY DID IT.“ takenan interest in thepro- When you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, think of the Peoplehave turned their gram. varmth and love of the people surrounding you; think of the abun- headsfrom reality and blamed I hope that the next Morato- lance of food that is placed before you: and remember the signifi- theircrimes onsomethin else. rium Day brings about a greater Jance that Thanksgiving held for our forefathers. Once you have A teen-ager who shopli kts re- involvementthestudentby tonsidered all these things. you will have found the true meaning of minds himself that bi business- body, and the continued fine ef- rhanksgiving. es are dishonest and &at society fort by the day’s organizers. owes it to him because his par- Lynn Templeton 888 ents gave him a bum deal. It’s not his fault, or is it? An angry Editor, Tbundenvord: blackblames whitey for two hundred years of persecution to When Vice President Agnew voiced his opinion on television news givecause for his hatred and coverage, he brou ht to light something that many public officials violence. This is a fault of mis- have been saying &r years, in private. Television news has become placingthe blame. The black’s to0 OpiIliOMted. anger is for whitey’s ancestors, Television newsmengive theirown or the network’sopinions inter- Reveill but he is violent to whiteyfor mixed with the straight news items of the day. In an attempt to ex- what his parents did wrong. plain the news they have reached the point where theyare spreading By Morley Fiachler A person defends his ego by their infltlence and using their personal contactwith the audience to blaming.his wrong doingson . sway the people to their way of thinking. somcme else. Whenthings go A newspaper does not have this. emal contact and saves its wrong, onemust admit his commentsfor the editorial page. I/)television newsmen wish to Dateline Chicago - faults. I am the cause of all my comment on a news item they should wait for theright time to do so For the past seven weeks a so-called trial has been going on in actions, as well as everything and then warn the audience that theyare about to be subjectedto an Chicago. The accused number eight. The charge: Consp~racy to in- that happens to me. To face real- opinion. cite ariot at the Chicago convention over ,’eara ago. The purpose of ity and own up to your mistakes IfMr. Agnew seems bitter, maybe hehas a right to be. Even be- the trial: to bring law andorder and convict eight idealists, not crim- makes you a better person, and fore he took office he was subjectedto ridicule and since, the news inals. Thiswill be alandmark case because whatever the outcomeis, you’llfeel better too because media have hardly givenhim a break. the whole trial in itself is a force in my opinion. you’re being true to yourself. So More recently George Romney, secretauy for housing and urban Before you dismiss the whole trial completely, you have to consid- be truthful to yourselfand e- development, has echoed Mr. Agnew’s beliefs and also has attacked er two relevanf factors. One is that the trial is being held in the member,the grades you earn the printed media. Both men havereceived wide public approval for WindyCity Chrcago, which happens to be Richard Daley’s home this quarter are of your doing. their statements. I believe televisionto be the worst offender but the stomping grounds. The second factoris Judge Hoffman, who is hear- Don’t blame them on the profes- newspapers have notbeen conipletely innocent either. ing the case. Judge Hoffman is 74 years old, and he isn’t exactly a sor, school, or a girlfriend taking “be news media mast be more careful in the presentation of the modern thinker. One of the reall funny things about the trial is the too much of your time. news. If they are not, they stand the chance of losing some of the charge; conspiracy. These e@? people couldn’t conspire to play a George Easton n&ts given to them in the constitution. Without &ese.xights, the checker game together, but yet somehow allegedly, they canspired news media would become almost uselessand would no longer serve to disrupt an entire convention. It’s ridiculous. The trial should defi- a useful purpose in America. nitely be considered a prime candidate for nomination to the Mad Editor, Thuaderword: Randy Williamson Magazine awards. The ei t accused are collectively known as the “Chicago 8,” but So another Apollo landedon the moon. There goes another billion individuat? y theyare: dollars for a few moon rocks. That money could have fedbiions of David Dellinger- 53, a long-timepacifiit and the only defex@nt to starving peoplein Biafria or clothed and fedmillions of people in the WANTED wear a tie in court; United States. We’re a free nation with a government for and by the Books and classroom Abbie Hoffman- 31, a hippie leader; people, but I don’t remember saying I wanted another moon shot. materiab for: Jerry Rabia - 31, a yippie leader; Maybe I would like a new hospital or college built. We paid for that Tom Hayden and Rennie Davis- 29, co-founders of the S.D.S. moon shot through taxes and I think we should have more say on Bobby &ale - 32, Black Pantherchairman, who was heldin tight what we want done with our money. Just stop and think, how much custody for an indictment for analleged Panther killing in Connecti- that moon shotwill cost you. Not only did you paythrough taxes, but cut. through inflation. The government has spentso much that the nation- Jobn Froines- 30, an assistant professor of chemistry. al debt is incredible. Your dollar is becoming worth less and less, Lee Weiner - 30, a social worker student. and the governmentis causing it. I think we should have votedon the Throughout the trial, thedefendants have shown how inconse- moon shot like we voted on the school levy. This way our money quential the whole thing is by munching on jelly beans, and reading would be spent the way the majority wants it. Confucf Cbey McCarty comic books during the trial. George Easton BA 8-3487 Inevitably the trial of the “Chicago 8” will test the controveqial An Opinion “anti-riot” provision tacked on the 1968 Civil Rights Act, where m- Dear Mom, “Our greatest happiness. does not depend tent to incite a riot is illegal. The only problemthis court will face is Sorry I haven’t written lately, on the condition of life in which chance has how to differentiate such intent from the legitimate goals of protest. butbeing away at collegehas placed us, but is always the result of a good And the trial will perhaps update the definition of freespeech, which me real busy. in any event won’t have any outcome on the trial. Judge Hoffman I’m worried about you Mom. conscience, good health, occupation, and free- has repeatedly lost his composure and blown his temper at the de- Youand Dad, bless his soul, fendants, and even the defense counsel, as witnessed last week when dom in all just pursuits.” ThomasJflfemon have taught me all wrong about I he had Bobby Seale chained, gagged, and finally,after repeated out- life. Gosh I’ve tried alcohol and breaks by Seale, he was sentenced to four years for contempt of it hasnjtdestroyed my insides. court.Judge Hoffman found this action necessary because Seale Didn’t make me sick very much continuously disrupted the proceedings. This is true, but Seale was either. I can’tbreathe right demanding a fair trial, whrch definitely merits being sentenced to anymorebut those cigarettes four years. At least Judge Hoffman thought so. surehelp my nerves when I Judge Hoffman has been accused of being excessively biased... can’t get a beer. the charges should be dropped and the case dismissed. The prosecu- What really has me worried tion is trying to prove that the eight defendantsare long time crimi- though is your views on women nals andthat they are dangerous people. The prosecution even andmen together. I saw the showed a film where in one segment, Tom Hayden is shown letting movie “I Am Curious, Yel- the air out of a police car. No doubt, this makes him a hardened low,” and it was good. The way criminal. the irl couldwalk around with I’m just trying to show that this whole trial is a theatrical event. no cf othes in front of a man and It’s a political trial, not a criminal trial. Eight persons’ political be- even lay down with him was liefs are on trial, not the eight persons themselves. But no matter god art. That’swhat all my what it looks like, this show will have a long run. And you can catch acquaintancessay. The teach- the Matinee or Performance “Daley” from Chicago. ers, some of ’em, say there are even “better” ones to see. They sure don’t do any harm to me. MONEY TALKS Well Mom, gotta go now. One And it says plenty when you “write your own“ of the fellows has a funny smell- with NBofC special checks. A great way to or- ing cig for me to try. Your son, ganize your budget ...have money when you (Dennis) need it. Come in today! ‘ Dear Son, If this is what our society is teaching you, then mayGod help us all. NK Mother. NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE

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coditOrs Wayne Downing Stacy Norris Senior Turkey Reporters Lyle LRiser , John Barton

Saga of Turkey Lorlry byJohaBartoa Now I sit me down to eat F&en turkeys being tmck- Wver begging at my feet There are strange things done by the big bird hunters, ed' When the days get gray and murky If 1 should burst beforeI'm thru You poor turkeys sure got I'llleave my pumpkin ple to you. They prepare fora feast on Thanksgiving Day, plucked. The main course being turkey. The turkey males havetheir secret trails, But the strangesttrail to date, Was the .trail followed by Turkey Lurky, Turkey, turkey, you gotgad, Which led to the dinner plate. Ain'tyou got no clothes at all? Now Turkey Lurky was the kind of turkey that was anything but Ain't ya got no feathers fur Mary had alittle turkey. slow. looks? Its feathers were brownas dirt. When turkey time rolled 'roundeach year, This Thanksgiving, Ain't ya seen pictures in tur- Let's give thanks for being able Everwhere thatMary went Turkey Lurky laid low. key books? The turkey tripped. One night in the brush, Hunters gave him the rush, to give thanks. Don't you think that it's ab- so into the bushes he sailed. surd? Well the chase went on for many a day, To sit on tha plate, you naked With Turkey Lurky Wing trailed. bird? -~- The days grew long and the chasedid too, Jack be nimble, When into a wolfden heducked, Jack be quick, Well they got TurkeyLuky in the wolfden that night, Turkey,turkey, lose some Jack jumped over a &key, They ate him before hewas plucked. weight, And got bit. Well Turkey Lurky, you've been gone so long, And you'llstay off my dinner The turkey is set on the table, Dlate. We are saddened and Wed with dismay, A moment of silence is heard. The wolves, they ate you for dinner that night, For everyonehere's .being And it wasn't even Thanksgiving Day. thankful. That'severyone here 'cept the The Revenge bird. A Short Pause The turkey is an ugly beast By Sandee Denn As he stands naked 'fore the feast; The turkey glistened sumptuous- With nary a feather upon his ly in the center of the table. bod, It occurred to me that its whole- Then in the oven he is thrust somestate was precariously Until his skin's a golden turkey, turkey, on the table, Jack andJill unstable. crust. wouldyou eat me were yoC Went up a hill I halted for an instant as my And deep within his browning able? To eat their turkey dinner. carving knife began; hulk Jack fell down, andbroke his Butnoble thoughts can seldom There lies some stuffing, and crown, last when the stomach rules the this bulk, But Jill could care less. man. Comprisedof bread, mush- rooms and sage, Grows betterwith the turkeys Little Jack Homer age. Sat in his corner, Whenturkey's done and on Eating his Thanksgiving pie. the table, He stuck in hi thumb The Eve Of Thanksgiving And people admirehis coat of sable, They cut his poor,defenseless frame, And eathim, never feeling shame. But Mr. Turkey oft laughs last By giving other people gas. David Lagergrea I,were goDoug ana Ana so enaed our dinner for , Thanksgiving Day. With ma in her kerchief and Iin my cap,

What's For Dimer ?

" of idolMcCarthv,Eugene the teens. Once a year.and twice in two. Woild tastehe like pork andbeans? Wc devour our feathered friend of the zoo. 'Tis turkey I speak, the grand old turkey, Abraham Lincoln, he freed the blacks, But really friends, our thoughts are murky. He'd probably taste like flooring wax. General Washington, the colonists' blessing, Does history speak only the word Really can't compare with dressing. That Pilgrims ate this fine old bird? To talk of Nixon, we're not afraid to; Considcr. people, if you can, He just might pass for a mashed potato. If we should eat some famous man. Oh turkey, turkey, try and see, John Paul Jones, he made the navy, That no one tastes as good as thee. Should him we eat instead of gravy? We might eat ham, or eggs or jerky And General Custer, the battle he lost, But nothing tastes like good old turkey! Should wc have him. not cranberry sauce? . Thunderword - Wednesday, November 26, 1969 - Paae 5 Inception of . the Tradition With a cast ofmillions of feathers, thousands of cmnberries,and biliionr, of dpotato buds. Of all the holidays observed in this country, there is none so Trumpet floorish. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-- distinctlyAmerican as Thanks- Scene: (4 plutr made of tone chinu front the fur reuches of the orient, giving. In the U.S. "Thanks- silver from the durk continent c$Africu, the tuhlefrom the steum- giving is more of afeast day ingjungle ofthe Antuwtt, uttd cundlcsfront the dftnc store. thanany other holiday on the calendar. The dawn is breaki .Our magnificent hero is awakened The first Thanksgiving had a tant call of hunters7 rom the far horizon, Sensing approaz""'ng dan-dh- little morethan feasting in- ger, he stalked surreptiaously upon the lurking hunters. Musk: music tingles with the chill ofexcitement. volved in it. It was the Autumn The hunters - the hu&d, kill or be killed, to live or die. These prob- of 1621, in PlymouthColony, ing questions are burning in the mind of our hero theTURKEY. The when Governor Bradford, follow-. hynters grapple their way toward the frozen food section, which is ing the usual custom, set a time hldden inmnspicuously behind the Campbell's Soup. The momem of to give thanks forthe harvest. He also wanted to use the occa- tnrth is "near! When the hunters peer over the hill, they are sion to makefriends with the left speechless y a gargantuan, black Monolith in the freezer case. Indians so he asked Chief Massa- They reau~edthat in the turkey, the wings are Ufe, the head is soit andhis braves over for a knowledge,the breast is beauty, the drumstick is stren%h, and fie feast. feet are progress. The hunters are the evil in 313813's soul. Bradfordsent four men out hunting for meat. They returned If you thithat this didn't make any sense, then go see Space OdY- heavily laden with turkeys. This ssey ! gave us the main dishfor our Thanksgiving dinner today. ChiefMassasoit and nine bravessat down with the Pt grims at the first Thanksgiving table in America. The feast last- ed for three days. This washow .

our traditionalThanksgiving " Day got its start. Thunksgiving - the Day We Over-eat

Famoos Sayings

I'd walk a mile for a drum- Absolptely not! Iget the last drum stick! stick.

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It is said of the ancient men of Athens that they never ate tur- key because they never cooked anything in Grease. c

I Turkey, turkey, I confessed, You look so nakedwhen un- dressed. *

Gobble A Turkey This Week!

Thankful? Why are youthankful; why were the Pilgrims thankful; and were the Indians thankful? Can you actually answer these ques- tions. You might start by saying that you're happy to be alive. but areyou trying to make it that way for others? HYou might say Titles New, thePolgrims were thankful for On And Immediate Openings theirfertiie land, but was it . Men Students theirs? And I wonder how thank- Every Ci ke $300.00 Guaranteed ful the Indians were when their landwasdiscovered. Think Subject New For 11 Weeks Part- about it, maybe you will be lucky Time Work. enough to haveyour land and Also Some Full-Time possession discovered, huh. . Openings. That's how I will be thinking Stock Up On Titles You Have Always Wanted about Thanksgiving this year. I Come And Buy The 500 Bargain Books, TODAY maynot be able to rightthe CALL - wrongs of the past, but 1'11 domy Now Available In The Bookstore SU2-2030 best to avoid adding to the list. By Elaine Seay from - Nov. 2LdDec. 5 . -. Paae 6 - Wednesdov, November 26, 1969 - Thunderword - $parts Editdal-

Why Wrestling? by John Barton

In preparation for their Dec. 6 tournament at Grays Harbor, BY coach Richard Wooding has cho- Into the ring comes a huge, gargantuan being. Peoplestare to see sen atentative first team for if this hairy beast is man or creature.- He grunts, he snorts, and his thattournament by a seriesof stomach growls as he enters the arena, and as the crowd stills, the challenges in each weight class. lights dim, and the bell rings, this creature raises his head to the sky, The competition is stiff because beast his chest, and echoes an ancient jungle screaming prayer. returning to theteam are six let- Wrestling Schedule 1969-70 The scene I have described conce!ms neither beast nor human, termen from last year, onekquq but wrestler. Every year, around this time, the collegiate of them, Mike Moore, was last Dec. 6 Grays Harbor Invit. grapplers gather .to grasp and gnmt. Their security blanket year’s state champ in his divi- at Aberdeen sanguine sadism IS to maim, cripple, injure, play with, or otherwise sion. 9:s a.m. . screw up their opponents in any way their whipped jell0 minds tell The tentative first team is as Dec. 13 Green River Invt. them to. These modern cavemenwho daily masqueradetheir vulgar- follows as the result of last at Auburn ity as students, probably get lost in a class room trying to get from week’s challenges: 9:30 a.m. their desk to the door. And undoubtedly their entire world of knowl- 118lbs. - PeteWonders, k.a0 u of wash. Invt edge consists of knowing their own telephone number, how to tie pinned Bill Green to take the 118 at Seattle their shoelaces, and how to dropkick a hernia. division. 9:s a.m. If the students ofHifdine can give themselves anycredit at all of l26 lbs. - Mike Bromvol, @.his Jan. 9 Shoreline inte!lligence, they wd refuse to suppoft wrestling. This setback to . challengefor the lZ6 divrsron, at Shoreline the Roman age of ladiators is the mmt brutal and vicious masoch- Mike decisional veteran T-Bird 7:s p.m. ism that our socakled “cultured” and “sophisticated” society has. wrestler, Wolfie Patton. Jan. 10 O.S.U. J.V. Why must we delight ourselves in the slaughter and crippling of 134 lbs. - Dick Worves, took a at Corvallis these retarded animals? These! people don’t need ridicule or derision, first team place from returning 1p.m. but compassion andsympathy. lettermanDave Ackley. The Jan. 10 U. of Ore.at Eugene The wrestler is warped beyond all contention. Let’s to extend challengeresulted in Worves’ 5:OO p.m. every effort tow- these poor muted creatures to% pqr favor, a decision 7-6. homes for them. For only through understanding can we make thrs 142 lbs. - undecided. The two world better forthose who need our help. Let’s gwe wrestlers chairs competitors for this division are to break, lamps to smash, dogs to kick, and sandboxes to play in. both former high schoolchamps. The two challengers for the 142 *:*:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.~:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.~:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.~.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:~:.:...:.:.:.:.:.:.:*~.~~.:.~.~.~.~.~*~.~.~.~.*...... 0.. *...... e....=...... ’...... -.-...-.. weight class are John Van Noy and Wes Row.Row was last EXTRA INNINGS year’sstate champion from I .4LL SORTS OF SPORTS Puyallup. 150 lbs. - Mike Moore, is by JohnButon alone in his weight class. Moore ~ is last year’s state champ in the By Dennis May 150 division. He is from Wenat- chee and is a returning HCC let- terman. IS !bs. - MarL B-9 deci- Fanfare! Sky Rockets! Confelti! Seattle still has its piiots. For a sioned Scott Berkey 114. Brown while it seemed the grand old American tradition would be stolen is a Freshmanfrom Glacier bmus. Fred Dam, local theater owner, got more than a little upset High School. He competed in the when it looked as thougb a couple of millionaires, Texan&yle, were state meet last year. going to hijack our yearling ball club. So he and other Seattle busi- 167lbs. - Marlt Bmhcb will nessmen got together their money and bought the club. With new hold the 167 division on the first management, plusa new manager to replace Jo Schultz (who got the team. Also a competitor for the proveribal ax), lower prices on seats, and a break fromthe weather- 167division is returning letter- man, the Seattle pilots, 1970 edition, should be a real fineattraction man, SteveWhidden, who took for Puget Sound sports fans. Skol! ! third in state last year for theT- Vice President Agnew’s statemat about snob8 reminded me 04) a Birds. summer day in S e about 12 years ago. Bob Feller, one of the 177lbs. - DonHeritage will best pitchers in G,nasintomonap-w*tfor hold the 177 division on the first something or 0th~.Mr. Feller had retired frombaseball, and opp- team. batte!rswere~.Hisfastballbadbeencl&e!datoverlOO 190 lbs. - Dave Grieve, a re- 3les per haw and was accurate. turning lettermanfrom last Being a bubble gum card collector at the time, getting a chance! to year, will hold the 190 lbs. divi- have“the” Bob F&er sign his card was a great rtuaity. Mr. son and also wrestle as the T- Feller had agreed to ‘ve apitching Clinic at Under8bc and my Bird’s heaviest wrestler as there dad was covering it cr the paper. After sitting a long 45 miputes, is no one wrestling in the Heav- Mr. Feller finally askad for questicms about pitdung and on hu, lec- yweight division. kue. A few were asked and he answered them nicely enaagh. When it appeared the fonnal session was over, he and his party started :~.~.~~:~:~~~~~~~~~:~~~:~leaving for their cam. When we bo s asked him to autogmph base- balls and cards and gloves for us, L just kept walking. Seoeral fa- **e* How come the astronauts had to thers asked him to sign a few, anyway, for the kids and he replied, (“I’ve got better thirrgs to do.”) pick sucha ridiculous time in the Recentlyone of my jounralisticassociates suggestd I write morning to go for a walk? Well needless to say he wasn’t invited back,and small fires and ash- es marked thespot where his “card” was burned. Snobs, like weeds, something which would inspire the upstart of a curling team. You must spring etemally. ask what the heck,(remember this is a school publication) is a curl- ~.~.~~.~*~.~~.~.~~~.:~~~HAPPY THANKSGIVING ingteam?Yourguessisasgoodasmine. +***

A Majorpremise in education holds that an While we are back on the subject of rrorrcompetittve sports, and we are, I would bow like ta discuss the sports tbat began witb the object has not ceased to exist simply because it opening of fall quarter. This sport is “bumper cats.” It occurs every morning in the North, South and Eastparking lots. When Isay it is a is out of sight nomompetitive sport I mean not an organized competitive sport. There is a certain amountof competition in finding and getting into a The “..””- Humble Pi, (pronounced IT) EXISTS? parking space before tbe other gay does. “be winner in this sport is tbe guy who comes oat of the parking lot alive and with the least (all it needsis a live in maid.) amount of scratches and dents. That is, on his car.

Ernie theimp. .. resident chaperone? Iwould also like to express my profoundest sympathyto the parti- cipants in that ever growing sport, “Flash Freeze.” You know’ the # ones I mean, the dummies who come out of swimming classes drip- CHerry . . .69... boiling pointof H20 (Fahrenheit) ping wet and freeze solid halfway between the pool and buildingsix- teen. If you should come upon one of these “flash freeze” partici- pants have thekindness to break offan ice-sicle or two, but I caution Happy Thanksgiving Day & help the merchants you, be careful not to break off an arm or leg. 0.0 put the “X” back in ”X’mas . . . ”Render unto Announcing the sport of the week ‘“I‘arkey Pincbing and Poldng.” II 1 Tbe playing field for this annual sport is in your local grocery store. Caesar.. . Contrary to the usual sport of men pinching ladies in the grocery store (or anywbere else for thatmatter) you will see women en mass Remember ..thatChrist4s the first word in in their drab housebold garments poking and pinching the already rnan-haded (and womanlandled) black and blue turkeys.This can Christmas And He is supposed to be what it’s only resultin sore jaws for the consumer theday after Thanksgiving, not from the brawls tbat take placein the grocery stores, but from , all about. an overeonsumption of tough, braised turkey meat! . Thunderword -Wednesday, November 26, 1969 - Page 7 ..._." I Mar Korner I By Lyle &her I There has been much controversy about the internal combustion engine. The air is becoming so polluted that steps must be taken to omit this problem. The biggest problem of the internal combustion engine is emissions control, and the engine is inherently inadequate in this department. Chrysler, Ford and General Motors haveall been working on oth- er kinds of power. And, surprisingly enough, they differ slightly in their poinions. First, let's see what Chrysler feels will replace the internal combustion engine. Chrysler is investigating all fields of power plants. They have considered steam, trubine, electric, Wankel, Striling, and electric- piston hybrids. They feel that none of these have enough potential to warrant extensive development, when compared to the present stage of the internal combustion engine. Chrysler feels that emissionswill be controlled, and thatit is only a matter of time. Chrysler has put most ofits money in turbines, although they feel electrics have some potential as speciality carsrather than passen- ger cars. Three years ago, Chrysler produced fifty turbine cars. 203 people had the cars for three months each. When the people were surveyed, it was found that the #)3 people would buy the turbinesif they were produced. Since then the turbines have been refined immensely. The next generation of turbines were fitted into 1966 Dodges, instead of the "fantasy" car designed by Ghia. The power was increased by 145 horses, fuel consumption was better, the engine was lighter, and the everpresent engine lag was almost unnoticeable. Right now thetur- bines are ready for production. The only thing holding themback is the immense cost of the initial production. But, Chrysler hopes to have them on the market in five years. The 196&1WO edition of Highline basketball poses for the camera. Ifyou search carefully, Coach Don Knowles can be found somewhere in the crowd. He's the fatherly looking one. The Ford Motor Company feels that the internal combustion en- gine still has the most possibilities.-Ford feels thatwith the fire in a separated location, you can arrange the burner so that 99.999 per cent of the fuelis burned. They feel that the internal combustion en- gine has at least 10 to 20 years left. Another idea they haveis to put a small chemical plant on the engineto turn poisonow gasses into non- poisonous gasses. This is a better idea?????? Shoreline, Red Devils Ford's mostintensely researched idea is theturbines, simply because of their simplicity and lightness.Ford has plans to put their 707 turbine into their W-100 truck. This truck engine is not suited for autos because ofits size and horsepower. Open Hoop Capaign General Motors saysthat the pollution problem canbe controlled, More competition,afaster BY Lynn Templeton but the cost wouldbe astounding. game,and a more individual General Motors has researched electric engines and found that ofgame are the main Coach Don Knowles'Highline basketball uad for the 1969-1970 they will lack both powerand range. But in years to cone, the el=- ferences between high school season opens their campaign this weekend d% two games at home trics have definite possibilities. wand college basketball according against the ShorelineSamuri on Friday and the Lower ColumbiaRed G.M. looks at the turbe engine a little more realistically. Be- Devils the following evening. Game time is 8:OO. cause of operating temperatures of at least 1750-degree8,.the mate- Shoreline will bring a small and inexperienced teaminto the Pavi- rials must be made of a special alloy. These special metalscost from lion to challenge the Thunderbirds. Coach Byron VadseU is in his $1 to $5 a pound, compared to 10 cents a pound forintenral combus- first year at Shoreline and has inherited many problems concerning tim engine maferialsI Pen"* G.M. feels that steam has the best chance. Right now, G.M. has While Shorelineis thought to be one of the league's weaker teams, prograsm with Mer Developments, Inc. to put a steam engine in a Lower Columbia should provide Highline with more competitionthan chevrolet Chevelle. Other than the internal combustion engine, the they can possibly handle. Don Porter's squad always scores a lot of stream engWs tooling and materials areof low .cost.. ints and has a reputation for running. Porter recruitedtwo of the . General Motors says that it can manufacture any alternative to Etter high school seniors of last season in Steve Waite and Rick the gas engine, hut something has to give, and that's cost. Reed, both of whom played for Ingraham, state champion for 1969, h too early to announce a starting line-up, Coach Knowles Ma that several boys had solid chances of breaking into the first 5ve. Among those named were Jim Hayes, Earl Faylor, Mike to Thunderbird freshman guard, Murrey, Rady Forney, Larry Barfield, Virgil Owens, Ron Lytle, Ron Lytle. Lytle, from Glacier Dick Adams aud IUark Bangert. High School, was an all-confer- Three players, two of whom are lettermen, are ineligible to play ence selection forthe team for the first six games of the season. They will be eligible beginning whichplaced fifth in thestate winter quarter. Lettermen Rudy Thomas, and Emmett Clark and last year. Bill Wingert will suit upagainst the University of Puget Sound Frosh Ron says that he has tried to on December #). change his gamein several ways Following the weekend encounter, Highline plays four consecutive since coming to Highline. "Itry road contests at Shoreline, Tacoma, Spokane and Coeur d'Alene, to hit the open man more, and Idaho, against NorthernIdaho Junior College. lookfor the fast break," said Lytle. He also has tried to im- HICHLINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE THUNDERBIRDS BASKET- rove his ball-handling, which he BALL ROSTER, 1969-12ylO gelieves is themost important aspectof his game.Ron had severalother basketball offers NAME but chose Highline becausehe felt thecaliber of basketball Dick Adams 6'8" S Mt. Rainier played was very good, and if he EmmettClark 5'9" S Anacostia,Washington D.C. performs well for the Thunder- Earl Faylor 6'1" S kiighline birds he feelshis chances to play Jim Yayes 6'0" S BeachRainier for a four year school are also5'8" Hunter Johnny S Sealth very good. Thomas6'6"Rudy S Northwestern, Florida Lytle feels Highline will have Mike6'4%" Walls S O'Dea asuccessful season if thefor- Bill 6'0"Wingert S hit. Rainier wards are able to crashthe Mark Ban ert 6'4" F Federal Way boards and rebound well. When LarryBa#ield 6'0" F Tahoma,MapleValley center Rudy Thomas and guard DynesPaul 5'7% *' F Lathrop,Alaska Emmet Clarkbecome eligible RandyForney6'4" F Eastmont, East Wenatchee after the first six games,Ron John Howland 6'8" F Mount Tahoma feelsthe Thunderbirds will be Sam5'10" Johnson F Sealth the toughest team in the league. GeorgeKobary6'5" F Bellevue . The Lower Columbia Red Devils, Ron Lytle 5*11** F Glacier whom Highline faces in the sec- TerryMcDaniel 6'2%" F CastleRock ond game of the season, will be Kelly Miller 5'11" F Lathrop,Alaska thetoughest opposition, Ron Mike Murray 5'10" F Garfield feels, for Highline this year. Virgil Owens 6'3" F Garfield Asked about the coaching at I I . HighlineRonsaid, "Coach Knowles has helped every indi- vidual a6 much as he can, and well be in shape." The Thunder- Dick Adams shoots over Rudy Thomas in a recent ractice in pre- birds will meetthe Shoreline paration for the weekend series withShoreline and &wer Columbia. Samuari in theirhome opener November 28 in the Pavilion.

f Appointments The Lonelv Man The lonely man is here; all &d you; at Highline. Yet no one Announced knows. But how can you identify him? Four members of the faculty Certainly not by color. He’s black; he’s white; he’s oriental: and administration have recent- he’s Indian. He doesn’t wear any armband or belong to any certain religion. In fact, he’s like you and me. Except You& (my): Cooks and ly been appointed to various po- .. . Skagit Valley College sitions. He’s afraid. Damned afraid. He sits by himself in a crowd. No Career Army Offers Shaft Bakers School? Oh, you’rea one understands him, because they don’t have the time. Maybe he’s dirty doublecrossing rat, Sarge. Mr. George Dorr, Director of *em: The U.S. Army Recruit- ContinuingEchtcation, will in too fat, or too tall, or has acne, or yellow teeth, or doesn’t wear styl- ing Office. A grizzled Master My old man was right, I ish clothes.Maybe he has never gone out with a girl. Maybe, or prob- should‘ve joined the Mafia in- addition,serve as Assistant Sergeant sits beneath aposter Dean of Occupational Programs ably, people just have him amdto make jdces about him. He will saying, “Career Op stead. probably try to fit, but he’ssaid the wrong thing all his life. Orif he’s rtunitie!~ Sergeant: Don’t wow kid, for the remainder ofthis year. Await YOU!” A &w youth Mr. Phillip Sell will serve as lucky, he can make jokes to protect himself. with a cigarette dangliig from they’ll be waiting for you when But what are you missing by ignoring the lonely man? ”urn youget out. You’ll be glad to part time Assistant Director of his lip enters. Contirming Ebcation in addition around to sayhello. If youwere blind to clothesor a e, per- sergeant: “Well, well, 8011, know they’re giving job prefer- haps you would see a beautiful person. Give him amorthe ence to returning servicemen. to teaching half time in the engi- congratulatioas, I can seeby the neering PrfJ” companionship others gave you. Man’s two greatest social diseases eager loak 011 your face that you Mr. Earl Baer will be theMid are rntolerance and ethnocentrism. He is no betterthan you are. And have decided to answer your Students Are Stars ManagementCoordinator re- you are no better than he. countqts call to the colors. sponsible for direction ofthe Give him a chance. When you or your grou goes some place or Youth: Look, ma^, all I’m students classroom and work does something, look back to see who’s there. k*tmake a person ~gofdoingisjoininsthe In TV Studio Here experience. become asocial misfit just because you worenice clothes or havean Army. J- and Advertising Mr. James Scott, head of the accepted physique and he doesn’t. One day you too might have to Sergeant: A wisededsion classes moved into the Tv stu- Law Enforcement Pro settle with dreaming, instead of doii. lad.Today’s Army offers you dios Monday for their quarterly Serve as the Division p& “Breakfast Feather“ trainbg in a wide variew of broadcasting units under the ofApplied Sciences until June Mental Health Talk skillstbatflrillsenteyouin ood direction of Miss Betty strehlau 30’1970. A dance and light show will StdWheIlyoU~tUmtodvf(lbn %ndMr. Richard Boyd. takeplace 011 December ~th, life. And, as (I volunteer, you get J- classes produced Mrs. Sandra Bames, medal Sleep! from 9:30 p.m. to 1:OO am. in YOW choice. What’Jl it be? El=- a Hu~tley-Briddeynewscast and health integrator for thenursing the pavilion. Music will be tmnics? Arc wddhg? Cooks and the advertising class produced a Who needs it! ! rogram, gave a talk an mental What is life unless you live it. providedbythe“Breakfast Bakers scbool?TheArmy series of TV commercialson ILthto an awtsunday ~dr-1 FeatheF”, who will also be per- desperately needs more cooks established and createdprod- class at Riverton United Method- fom&g in the student 1 and bakers. ucts. What is life unl- ist church’ Sunday the 23rd. l2:OO noon. Tickets forthzg Yootb: Cooks and bakers? 1 I and linht show are $1.00. What good will that do me in civilian life? sergeaut: well, if you ever have a dinner party for 1500 guests... Yoath: Can it, man. 1’m.lOdr- ingtomaeabuck.Now1been =adw the newspapers, =, and...

youki todayarethesame.AUa sigh): All right. If you’ll sign up, well guarantee YOU 16 W& inm- mssm&Modem Mili- You&: (suspicidy): what’s that? Sergmht: That’s where we train promisingyoung reauita for a leading role in today‘s Army.Now the first course is px “t, tnunht by cap taiaFagin,acareerofficerwbo made a name for himself in the west Point cheatingscandals. You’ve read about these diamond rings in Seventeen ana Maeem- Youth: Big deal.What do I oiselle. Now you can get them at Danielson‘r in Burien. They‘re learn? 18 K. gold with fine quality diamonds. If one of these rings is lost, Sergeank Basic military maneuvers, such as How to Rig stolen or damaged in one year, Orange Blossom will replace the aCrooked Slot Machine, Com- ring. They’re priced from $135.00. missary Kickbacks, and Ele- mentary Emkzlement. Youth: Now you’re talking. sergeant: And if you do well in basic,you’ll qualify for ad- vancedinstruction in Liquor Smuggling, Pot Peddling,and Triple Entry Bookkeeping. Youth: I11 sure do my best, Sarge. Sergeant: You do,kid, and =meday you may be thetop kick in your out@ which earns youthe to kickbacks. Of course,you’! have to study Modern Weapons Handling. Youth: (frowning): sounds like a drag. Sergeant: It’s rewarding. A retired general will lec- ture on, “Modem Weapons Han- dling - from Free Acquisition to Final Scale to the Highest Bid- der.’* As wesay in today’s Army, son, “Take good care of your rifle and you’ll get a better price for it.”’ Youth: That’s sure something to shoot for. Sergeant: And lastly, son, you’ve got to learn about Com- bat Tactics. We teach it in four easysteps (1) Makingthe Snatch. (2) The third degree. (3) Makingthe hit. And (4) Body disposal. A team of experts from theGreen Berets will be your instructors. Youth (enthusiastically): My heroes!Where do I signup, Sarge? Sergeant: Right here on this line. There. You’re in the Amy nowsoldier. And have a greal time at cooks andBakers 227 SW 152nd CH 2-3010 School. Take him away, Cop DANIELSON JEWELERS ”.0.. t