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Nearly half a million dollars laboratory in Oslo. attacked has recently been awarded to In Physics,some 20 researchers at UVic. researchers have been funded Some 78 teachers in 7 by the Research Council. departments have received Drs. J.A. Burke,J.L. by Board $482,411in grants from the Climenhaga, F.D. Hartwick, National Research Council of C.D. Scarfe, and J.B. Tatus, Canada to study everything from astronomers and Principal John Young “mesmic x-rays” to “mollusc astrophysicists, have obtained “shouldn’t use his position for digestion.” grants totalling $29,100.While revolutionizing the educational Biology, Physics . and Drs. R.M. Clements, H.W. system,” says Campbell River Chemistry received the largest Dosso, R.E. Horita, H.M. School Trustee Ray Sharpe. grants, with$144,200, $140,501 Sullivan, and J.T. Weaver, “Idon’t think a principal has and $102,670respectively, while geophysicists’, are sharing the right to do the things he has Math got $67,180, Bacteriology $50,711which will be used for done,” he says. and Biochemistry -15,500, work in geomagnetism, plasma Sharpe was commenting on Psychology $8,960 and studies,space and upper thedecision taken by the Board Georgraph $3,400. atmosphere physics. Tuesday night to condemn Young In Biology 14 professors are Nuclear physicists, Drs. G.A. as “irresponsible”as in his getting “operating .grants” Beer, G.R. Mason, R.M. administration of the up-Island ranging from $4 thousand to $15 Pearce,L.P. Robertson, and school. thousand. In addition the H.S. Sandhu get a total $38,000 A motion was alsopassed department is obtaining $17,800 for research in mesic x-rays, permitting District School from NRC to purchase a nuclear medium energy nuclear Superintendent William Ramsay radiochromatogramisotope physics, and nuclear magnetic to seek legal advice for alleged scanner,for use by Dr. M.J. resonance. defamation of character arising Ashwood-Smith in his study of For research in gas kinetics from a recent press release of cell biology, and a and shock waves, Drs. J.M. Young’s. spectrophotometer and constant Deweyand J.P. Elliott received temperaturecirculator which grants totalling $13,140 while At a meeting two weeks ago Dr. R.G. Reid will employ inhis theoretical physicists Drs. F.I. the Board called for Young’s research into mollusc Cooperstock, C.E. Picciotto, resignation. He replied the next digestion. andC.S. Wu share $9,500 for day, noting that in thefirst The largest single grant in research in generalrelativity fifteen months of his office, misrepresents, he twists “Thispaper has discredited Biology wenttoDr.G.0. Mackie, Superintendent Ramsay “has and theoretical nuclear physics. things,” said Sharpe. this community.” who gets $15,000 as the third Last year the department of spent less than four hours in the A citizen’s meeting, called bv , The Board has accused Young instalment of a 3-year awar -1 to Physics obtained “about school, mostof whid was spent of “dividing the community, the Campbell River District fund hisresearch of neuroid $400,000” in grants from in my office. He has never made impairing the educational Teachers Association was cited conduction. variousagencies, says the a systematic evaluation of the climate and abusing the by Sharpe as a further instance Most of the grants to Biology department head, Dr. H.W. school; he has cynically refused privileges of his office.” of Young’s “grey eminence” professorsare thefor Dosso, and “I’d say off hand it our frequentinvitations to sit In a briefon March 21, Sharpe behind all opposition tothe continuation of research won’tbe much different this down with staff and students, and wrote of ‘numerous occasions” School Board; Young being programs already in progress year.” he has consistently shown that on which Young had reiused to “well-known” for his with 6 being third instalment DOSSO says that “Substantial his loyaltieslie . with his supply the Board with leadership of the Association’s payments of 3-year awards, and additional grants from various employers, theDepartment of information and ‘‘ repeated “activists” . 3 are second instalment research granting agencies are Education, rather than parents occasions” onwhich he had The Board’s Tuesday night payments. pending,” with applications in at and students.” “deliberately endeavoured to press release further accused Some of the new research several different organizations. Sharpe told the Martlet impair its credibility.” Youngof creating “continouus programs underway are marine Chemistry, which received Wednesday that Young “will Asked for specific examples, obstacles and delays” for ecology by Dr. D.V. Ellis who’s one of the threelargest discredit anyone who disagrees Sharpe said yesterday that they present and past trustees and received $5,000 in backing, and departmentaltotals, obtained with him. The man is were “so numerous” they could superintendents. It suggested euphausicds studies and sewage the highest grant to an completely uncompromising.” not be detailed. that if he was dissatisfied with outfall studies, conducted by Dr. individual. Dr. Alfred Fischer The Trustee said that Young A special edition of the B.C.’s educational system, he J. L. Littlepage who’s getting is getting $30,000 for the used his authority “to espouse Campbell River Upper Islander, should run forfederal or pr $5,500 from the N.R.C. purchase of a controversialpolicies, attack wholly devoted to voicing the ovincial office. One Biologist, Dr. R.A. Ring, spectrophotometer to be used in the Department of Education and local outburstof support for the “There’s a place for him and is receiving $1,200 from the molecular structure use students to further his own principal and the school, was it’s not a s principal of a senior Council to “spend leave” at a determination, quantumand ideas.” also condemned by Sharpe. secondary institution,”says plant researchinstitute in reactivityresearch and “He distorts the truth, he “It’sincredible,” he said, Sharpe. Australia, and a zoological spectral measurements.

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U.S. OUT NOW! End Canada’s Complicity - The Editorof the Martlet;Mark: break Ottawa from the U.S. War Machine Over thelast few weeks, since I Self-dt?t€!rmiMtiOn for have left your newspaper, I have Indo-China been alternately shocked with and resigned to the incredible Rally - 1:00 p.m.Centennial degree of childishness you have Square April 15 (Saturday) achievedinit. It reached a new Asmikut17aJ;t March - to Parliament Bldgs. low last week. For further information ph. C. The thing is not new, longbefore Mack - 477-2434, Jim MacLean - I left I can remember-a 592-3490 disagreement youhad with a Dear sir, Jesm Freak in the office that C. Mack, S.A.A.C. prompted a three week tirade Asone of the two artists who against the Christian religion. originally painted theoriginallypainted The whole business, of course, Astronomy domein 1968-69, I purechildishness, is the am extremely gratified to see unfortunate thing is that its a that thetradition has been peculiarlyvicious form of revived. My complimentsto childishness. The actionsof you those noble fellows who took the to friendc and yww staff are much like that time to bringmule a back to this Sir: of a crowd of three year-olds somewhat sombre campus. taunting a smaller child - the I would appreciate it greatlyif same meaness, the samelack of R.C. IV A.S. youwould printthe following maturity. open letter: The list of examples goeson and To my many friendsat the on. I lost respect for you as an University of Victoria, editor when you published, along Antiar with a fair number of brazen Since I am finally well enough lies,that completely uncalled to dictate a short letter,I would for and absurd attackon Normar like to thank,most sincerely, all Wright. The manwho was of you who have helped me in my probablythe best frimd the recovery with flowers, fruit, Martletever had. But t i cards, andmany personal reached a new low last week. Martlet Editor: visits. Withoutthe support of those who remembered me, my The level towhich you, and your . Lastfall upwards of11,000 progress could nothave been as remaining staff, are willing to leaflets found their way into the rapid as the doctors indicate. stoop would surprise even the high-schools and here on For those who are interested most jaundiced high-schoo: campusurging students to in thenitty gritty - I have broken newspaperfans. Derr] demonstrateagainstthe three bones in my hip and upper McDonell wrote you alettel Amchitka bomb-blast. Mr. leg, my pelvis in four places, refusing an award you had giver Nixon ignored this protest, and and cmshed my tailbone. Apart himwhen he was your fair otherslike it across Canada, (2) Mr. Nixon has withdrawn We all showed whatwe thought from these minor details, I am haired boy. I think there is nc and now hasthe gall to visit some troops in the past year - of Mr. Nixon’sbombs and in great shape. My doctors need to point out that awardsant Ottawa on April 13-15. The same most of them weren’t fighting militarylast fall - November inform me that with any luck at editorialpositions on YOUJ people who organized the Nov. anyway.They werefragging 3rdto be exact. Well, Nixon is all, I should be able to go to the newspaper are handed out in i 3rd protest are calling another their officersand blowingdope. coming to Canada on March 13 Gorge Hospital in early May. manner that would make Louir one to greetNixon next Saturday Mr. Nixon replaced these troops and won’t leave until the 15th. Thank-you again for all your XIV blush. Now if you’dgiver (April 15). Students from right with aircraft,gun-boats, bombs, We have to show him what we kind efforts. me the damn thing I would have across the country, as well as andbetter-sticking napalme. Is think of his arrogance and his kept it add laughed; butyot women, churchgroups, and this winding down the war?? armies once again.Students Yours sincerely, didn’t andDerry decided toturt labour will be marching again. across Canada will Following is the message which be (3) Mr. Nixon has made a demonstrating on this day for an Ian McKinnon rout. on 14 5 Allen G Pope Dear Sir:

To accuse TheMartlet of production of Everyman. inaccuracy is not unlike The arts community of suggestingthat the Pope has Victoria, of which Mrs. Johnson Catholicsympathies. is a self-appointedleader, has a Inaccuracy and illiteracy are collective life-lie: namely, that well known to be the sinequa non the world stops at the Georgia of student reporting at UVic. Strait. Such alife-lie can be However, I feel obliged, once maintain@ only if no outsider again,to correctfalse a happens by who disturbsthe impressiop conveyed by one of sense of well-being. Once such your reporters. an outsider ha? departed,the In last week’s issue I was comfortableillusions can be quoted as statingthat my reestablished. ’ An English attempt to bar Times reporter teacher can imaginethat the Audrey Johnsonfromthe VictoriaOperatic Society is PhoenixTheatre was “silly”. I reallythe Royal Shakespeare was misquoted. I used the word Company, an insurance adjustor “silly” about thefront-page can pretendthat he is really coverage which the Tmes gave Peter Brook, and areporter the incident. I have no regrets from theTimes can imagine that about tryingto keep Mrs. not only Sooke and Duncan allbut Johnson out. At least I of civilization is listening. succeeded in publicising widely my attitudetoward her as an Sincerely, artsreporter, an attitude shared by the six other theatre Ralph G. Allen, faculty members who Chairman, collaborated with me on the Theatre Department. uesethe truth Dear Dr Allen: Thankyou very much for forgotten or chosen to overlook writing a letter than enabled us, the fact that previous to some howeve< indirectly, to acquirea adversecriticism I was few moreinteresting tidbits definitely something special”. about you. “Bad news will have Itappears, Dr. Allen, that to do”, you know. As a result of your opinions - all of them at ‘ your letter we contacted Mrs. least - of Mrs. Johnson’s Johnson to get her responses; reviewing are not as well known found some of her statements as you claim in the statement very interesting. you didn’t send to theTimes. All After initally dismissingyour in allit makes the charge of letter as “idiotic drivel”’ she inaccuracy sound very strange wenton tosay“ until the time indeed coming from your mouth. I made some adverse criticism- In conclusion, may we say that some, I say,not totally adverse- we are delightedthatan U .S. takeover...... almost complete about theDuchess of Malfi “outsider” such as yourself is concerning the unintelligibility departing. We only regretit of the actors - an impression didn’thappen ayear ago; we shared by probably 100 per cent might still have had a of the audience that night -- Dr. Developemental Drama Allen had constantly referredto programme. Butwho knows, the value of my writing and the perhaps in the throbbing Formerleader of the New economic control” and warned US. control could be reversed, intelldgence of my viewpoint. As metropolis of Knoxville, a Democratic Party andMP for “We’realmostatthepoint of no Douglas replied that the ‘‘first a patter of fact he went so far as theatredirector can convince Nanaimo, TommyDouglas, said return.” thing to do is to stop the to suggestthat I become co- himself thathe is in the mainline Canada is facing He saidthat if action wasn’t draincompanies ...buying can backlater., of director with him in the of westernculture, a linethat total American control. production of Hamlet. I turned evidently the Speaking fo’large agathering purchasetaken quickly to haltthe “If a man,s bleeding to him my downon the advice of Appalachian mountains - from Of students in the Of Canadian death,“hesaid, “the first thing managing editor who told me it Pittsburgh to Tennessee. lounge* SUBsaid upperthat noc0mpaniesbytheU.S. chance of ever becoming we’d have an you think about is not a woulabe-a grave mistake. Dr. independent“politicalfollowscontrol nation. transfusion, but stophow to Allen has either conveniently .. the bleeding. And we are Douglas stated that “for .”the bleeding - at the rate of 200

Dr. Jean-Paul Vinay. Head of rapidly.”increasing Droblem. the Linguistics Department,has “Trudeau’swhitepaper on The aging politician said that’ been chosen as new Dean of Arts because of the high degrw of foreignownership , if it evev and Sciences,President Hugh American OwnershiD in this comes, will be arip-off,” he Farquhar announced last sala... . Thursday. country, very little research is carried on here. In responsetoquestions, Vinay succeeds Dr. John Douglas said he feltthat Climenhaga, who goes on “Nineiypercent of the “government ownership doesn’t sabbatical leave this June. copyrights in this country are have to be a giant centralized The new dean been a has taken out by Americans,” he bureaucracy.” member of the UVic faculty said, adding that “We not only Communally ownedand since1966 and served as acting haven’t got the technical know- operatedbusinesses would be Dean during 1968and 1969. how, we never will have it.” one wavof decentralizing- the Vinay was formerly Vice-Dean When asked how thetrend to power he said. of theFaculty of Arts atthe University of Montreal and Director of Linguistics there. Reaction to his being chosen was mixed, with some reservation about the attitudehe may towards adopt departmental autonomy in granting appointments. One professor though, said most people in the faculty. were convinced Vinay was the ablest man forthe joband thatthe deanship “was his for the asking three years ago, but he didn’t want it.” Dr. Vinay will be continuing research in lexicography while Vinay named to deanship serving in his new position. h 6

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reviewed by DougRowe This second part in fact forms where he cantake a positive brutal murders and executions effective, avoiding thc “The wheels of history shift action to avoid disaster. His caused by Nicholas’ direct stiltedness and formality oftel viotently, and in them the lives an almostperfect classical orders or through his associated with historica of individuals are ground to tragedy liesin the fact thatself- tragedy. After his humiliation, knowledge comes too late. The negligence. Nothing is excused ‘roles, and Tom Baker gives 2 pieces.” Nicholas is forced to recognize mistakes he made due tohis or exonerated; events are just very compelling performance This, more than anything, is hismistakes, and beginsto portrayed as having happened. as Rasputin. From time totime what Nicholas and Alexandra is remotenessfrom life have acquire a bit of control over themusic seems extravagen about. It is one of thegreat already made deathhis himself and his life. In effect he inevitable. For a large-scale expensive and over-loud,betraying the ironies of history that so-called beginsto realizethe positive production, this film is film’s BigMovie background greatfigures are themselves self that had previously been This is not to say that thefilm remarkablyrestrained. The but this is a trifling complain seldom the directors of events confined to his relations with his takes Nicholas’ side. It acting jobs by biichael Jayston compared to all the things the but the pawns of them. All too family. He even grows toa point portraysvery graphicallythe and Janet Suzman are quiet and film does well. often though, historical movies attemptto glorify the people involved, rather thanshowing their humanity; Nicholas and Alexandra is one of the few that tries toremain honest to the No More Films ut UVic? events depicted. As a result ‘bloody Nicholas’, The last pictureshow may be Montery Pop brought in $1,500, interested in seeing them. exclusivelyfrom Vancouver the man whowas responsible for coming to UVic this weekend. but we, didn’t haveany Sprenger said thathe doubts if instead of Toronto, to save 01 the death of sevenmillion Headof Cinecenta - the comparable success this year.” the AMS will givefinancial shipping rates.” Russians, is seen as basically student film society - Doug Sprenger places some of the backing to Cinecenta next year, Sprengersaid he’d also cu simple andkindly man whose Sprenger, says that because of blame for this years’ failureon but says ifthey do he’s sure the back to “one film a weekinsteac major fault is a lack of financial lossesincurred this himself, however, sayinghe programme can be brought in on of 3 to 5.” imagination.Dominated by his yearthere mightnot be any feels now that he brought “too budget. Ironically Cirlecenta’s fina: neurotic wife and spurred on by films brought to campus in the many films” and set up a He said that he’d “Deal with showing is Take TheMoney Anc what he sees as his inability to future. programthat was “too just two companiesinstead of Run - there isn’tany money anc live up to the greatness of his Sprenger says that Cinecenta ambitious for the camous.” the 15 we dealt with this year, thatmeans theyhave to st01 father, Nicholas proves totally has lost some$4,000 this year, we’d get our runlling inadequate to check the tide of as compared with a $400 deficit fromSeptember to April this events createdby “300 years of afterfirstitsseason of year, as compared with 60 Romanovs”. operation in 1970-71. movies from January to April Onceagain it is history that Quite simply, says Sprenger, last year. controls people, notvice-versa. thefinancial failure of the “Artistically it succeeded,” Events moveon towards their operation is due to a lack of said Sprenger, “but financially inevitablefulfillment. Sooner customers. it didn’t make it.” or later a man comes along who “There seems to be agathy can ride the flood rather than on campus thisyear towards He said that he’d gone out of The great W.C. Fields in two fight it, and so is carried on to films, and generally his way to bring in “unique and success. Such a man was Lenin, everything,” he says, adding UnUSUal” filmsthis year, but motion picture classics. whoknew that“the power in that “several times” the shows students hadn’t responded the Russia is lying in the streets, wenton beforevery small way he’d expected. waiting for someone to pick it audiences. “By playing things that had n’t TheBank Dick and Never up”. “We played to eightmore than showeddowntown we were Along the way though, an once,” he said. putting on shows that people incredible galleryof characters He added that therewas “One hadn’t heard of,” he said, and 6ive A Sucker An Even Break becomes involved. Rasputin, terrific success last vear apparently people weren’t one of themost enigmatic Friday, April 7th - Mac. 144 figllres in history, a mad monk STAY TRAVELING? who became obsessed with his OVERNIGHT FREE! two complete shows at 7:OO & 9:OO own thirst for power and saw Stuck at home? Meet traveling clearly that his policies would R.I.P. people. all seats: $1.00 lead to the end of the Romanov Write: dynasty and his own death yet The ninthannual UVic University continued to advise the Tsarina; :onvocation will be held at Travelers Club, BOX 9147, the Tsarinaherself, who fell lrictoria Memorial Arena Berkeley, CA. 94709 completely underRasputin’s Saturday, May 27, at 2:OO p.m. A total of 870 degrees wi!l be . control and continually pressed ~ ~ awarded at the ceremony, 790 WANTED his policies OI! her weak-willed husband, to theextent where all bachelor’s, 70 Master’s and classified FOR ASSAULT, ARMED ROBBERYAND of Nicholas’ trustedadvisors 10 doctorates. COMMITTING A LEWD AND IMMORALDANCE were excluded from his council; Graduation activities will For those who wish to recycle WITH A CHOCOLATE PUDDING. and Kerensky, themoderate beginwith a Baccalaureate theirnewspapers, Sat.April head of provisionalthe service in Christ Church 8th, 9am to 5pm. 4026 Borden st. government, who was finally CathedralFriday, May 26, at Project Recycle. defeated by the Bolsheviks due 7:OOp.m. conducted by the Very Furnishedbachelor suite to to his refusal to imprisonthem Rev. Brian Whitlow, D.D. subletfrom June 1 - Sept 1. as “it hasalways been too easy Following the service a Grad Facilitiesincl, near town(off to lock people up in Russia for Party will be heldin the Rockland) $80 per mo.Phone disagreeing with the Commonsdining room for 382-7405. 5-6pm. government”. graduatingstudents and their The first partof the filmdeais parents, while a reception for mostly with the events leading graduates and guests will be up tothe revolution;it is not held in the Commonsdining until the second part,after room at 4:OO p.m. Saturday. Nicholas has abdicated,, that we TheGrad Ball will be held at begin to see actual 9:OOp.m. the sameevening, also developments in his in the Commons dlning room. relationship with Alexandra.

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of spring we must remember something I can see the elderberries from here. what I wanted to say butcouldn't or can't. young girls caught in a sudden shower lemon-light.rose-light. dawn. pear-tree blooming a million white wings young girls caughtin a sudden showel,the spider keeps his web. we are dyingwithouthope say itsaying's for sake, we are dying doesn't and it time there's we are dead never did we are dying without hope and elderberries, matter. new smellsthe animating air, maybe ruffled daffodils.

I can see the elderberries from here, purple clouds I walk in the sparrow-quick morning 0 sweet before the cream 5eld up, held forth is skimmed off. by green umbrella-skeletons for nothing at all for no reason I envy the webs of the spiders. something to repair a slipping and there's crow slantwise for the pain adorned by dew by light through sheets of frost-bitten blue each morning buffeted back that tklck what means it? wing-fury cawing and no one to listen dark now. dark. we learn how to die and the spider knowing just how to walk in his web what path but me by asking the wrong questions. to his prey, legs always walls chatter with mice,orange teeth like long fingers picking the strings of aguitar I listen I listen to myself, needle-claws thought without quickly that crow telling me atlout me through me persistent. got it! using my voice, its own, rafters like the bones of a dinosaur and the wind speaking gnawed through what I wanted to say but couldn't or can't language of leaves of grass by rodents of anything making mediums for saying's sake telling me about me, crow, wind, and where are the elderberries now? how we can't understand sometimes said but without 11s. all three this house collapses, mice and men among the rubble: what world? patrick white of spring we must remember something take note.

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CLOG,IT ... I Atme by Charles Maher the Los Angeles Times

Weeks before thebig fight, the boxer goes to a training camp in the mountains. His manager wants him to get away. From what? Sex. Severaldays before each game, the coach at a big-time football school moves his marriedplayers into a produced this comment from a Kerlan raised another point: too, thbight before agame. We littlemore permissive, mort dormitory. spokesman of the AMA “If it’s harmfulto have have a curfew and a bed check.” understanding, than America] Doeshe want to make sure committee on medical aspects intercourse before a game,what If Namath is not much of an coaches. On Communist team: they get just the right amount of of sports: is the baseball player to do? authority on the effect of we had strict politica sleep? “The best guess of OUF “He has to play practically intercourse the night before a supervision.There was thc No, he wants to make sure expertsis sexualthat every day for six months. You game,his reputation would policewoman. And some secre they get just the right amount of intercourse the night before a want him to become a celibate or seem to qualify him to comment agents. On the other hand a! sex. None. game would make no difference something? --I really think that on the effect of indulgence at athleticall!individuals, There is evidence, you see, in the performanceof a married what itcomes down to is how other times. speaking, we were much free] that sex has gained a foothold in man, if intercourse isa regular much energy is expended. “Personally,” he said, “I . than American athletes.” America, and, indeed, is even part of his life. He might even Ordinarily, I don’tthink you think helps.it It helps my “And that would apply tc practiced to some extent on the perform’betterif he gets rids of wouldexpend that muchin nerves. youEven if don’t sex?” continent. Of course, it may be a tension or two. intercourse.” partake of sex, it’s nice being “Yes, to sex, too.” nothing more than a fad. But “But, among singles, chances around a girl, just to relax Olga said she was unable to g( while it lasts,say some coaches are the act is going to be done in yourself. I’ve been in situations to thewomen’s training campil and managers, it must be such an atmosphere that the sex builds bodies 1968, so she askeda U.S recognized for the peril it is. where two days before a game,I effect might be to put the guy a couldn’t eatbecause I was so Olympic-official if she could gc After all, they say, a little little off, unless he’s a fellow nervous.That’s not a good to the men’s campat Lake Tahoc carnal knowledge can be a Dr. ChristinePickard, who’d done a lot of this - feeling.” (Calif.) so she and her husbanc langerous thing, especially just established a regular pattern of medical correspondentof World “Andin such a situation, you could take turns caring forthei~ I before the big event. So, to their sex.” Sports, has written: “Traditionally, sex has been find the companionship of a children. athletes, they keep singing that The AMA man quoted from a young lady tends toalleviate ohe She said the official wa: 3ld refrain: taboo for any athlete book called “Sports Medicine”, problem?” horrified. “He said it wa: “Reirain.” edited by an English doctor, participating in an important event. So-called experts “Well,” Namath said, absolutely out of the questior But does sexual intercourse J.G.P. Williams, published “regardless of whether it’s because then the other girl: really have anadverse effect on about 10 years ago: maintained that the energy expended by the sexual act might football or what I’m doing, I’m would wantto go andit would end €n athlete’s performance if “Generally speaking, it may always looking to bein the in bedlam. Everybody would rul indulged in, say,on the eve of a sap vitality.This view is fast be said that a married couple company of a young lady I can into the woods together. :ontest? should maintain the normal being eroded. “We haveno evidence that sex have a good relationship with, “He was not exactly right. I1 pattern of sexual relationships whether it’s with sex or just as you compete at that level, you’vc during the training and can do any harm. Yet we know no more that suddenly separating friends. put in years of fantastic work. competition season.” “I’ve checked with our team No fleetingromance will bc than a sneeze “There is no evidence that someone from loved ones at a timeof stress can increase the doctor, because I didn’t want to worth putting your Olympic intercourse the night before a do something if it would really chances in jeopardy. Suey Welch, a fight manager race or a game will adversely tension. *or most of the 20th century, “As faras emotions are hurt me. The doctor told me it If a girlathlete and a man affectperformance. Indeed, it has no effect. No adverse effect. athlete went into the woods, say, .hinKs it does. “Kids get with is often the case that the concerned, thereis obviously .heir wives or girl friends and considerable variation among Of course, if you abuse it- if you they would get backand go to athlete’sperformance will stay up all nightand, abuse sleep earlyenough so they could .hey don’t know when to stop,” suffer if intercourse isavoided. individuals. Somewomen, Mysaid. “They come out weak particularly,suffer greatly if yourself - then it’s going to train the next day. They would Neitherpromiscuity nor affect you.” make sure nothing interfered I LS a cat. I knew a lot of fighters celibacyhas placea in the the warmth of their bedmate is A1 Ferrara, a former Dodger with training.” j uho wentbad justbecause of training schedule of the married taken away. Possible,athletes hat. are made of sterner stuff; even outfielder and a swingerof some Would sex the night before a athlete. distinction in his single days, race affect a girl’s “That’s why they send “Intercourse among so, many would benefit from the .- ighters to trainingcamps,” familiarity of a routine which is said he began hearing the case performance? unmarried athletes is a totally for abstinence at an early age. “It depends on her ;aid boxing promoter Don different problem. Quite apart changed as little as possible. :raser, “toget them away from “Itgets implanted in your experience,’‘Olga said. “If sex from moral considerations, the mind,” he said. “I’m not sure ispart of herlife, if she’s emptations.” ... effect of the somewhat “Thereis one argument in “Like sex and booze?” favor of sex that should appeal where1 first heard it. It might experienced, it probably I clandestine atmosphere In have been at orientation wouldn’t affect her. If it’s her “Not manyfighters are really which such affairs are usually especiallyto sportsmen. The rnozers,” Fraser said. amount of testosterone (the lectures we used to get at spring firsttime, it may be a carried out may be unsettling training. Anyway,you would tremendous psychological and detract from performance. male hormone) circulating in The effect of intercourse on the blood is boosted by sexual hear how it hurts you before a experience and disturbher game. I guess I didn’t listen too concentration. ” lthletic performance was taken The AMA man mentioned activity. IP last August by a British “This hormone, besides well.” Those questioned seemed Babe Ruth, whose affection for “But does it hurt you?” agreed on one point: if an athlete wblication, World Sports. The wine and women(the Babe would maintaining libido, virility and nagazine mentioned a British fertility, is alsobody-building. “I would say yes. I think it picked up a girl took her to his not necessarily have listed them takes something out of you. So room with a fifth of scotch and ’unner who did sub-four-a in that order) is legendary: The sexual athlete is a strong the effect may depend on didn’t get to sleep until 4 a.m., njnute mile less than 90 “What would Ruth have done man imleed. Women benefit too; ninutes after making love. But they produce tiny amounts of whether you, can play tired. hewould suffersubstantiauy had he observed all the training Sometimes, youknow, you’re more - psyhysically, at least - here was also a quotation from rules? The psychological this male hormone and it k.Ian Adams, club physician of ensures muscle power in them. better when you’re a little tired. fromloss of sleep and over- I factor, of course, is very strong I once knew a pitcher who had to indulgence in alcohol - than from - he Leeds soccer team: here. It might have been that if ‘‘I would conclude with the i “A lot of people say that sex verdictthat sex on the night be tired to make his balls sink.” any expenditure of energy on I Ruth hadn’t lived the life he did, ‘‘SO?” sex. .as no more effect than a sneeze he would have been moody and before a big event could be the a you. That, of course,is ideal method of relaxation.” “So he made sure he was tired Harland Svare, the San Diego depressed and wouldn‘thave all the time.” charger coach, was asked if he ubbish . . . I think it all depends done as well as he did. Who Broadway Joe Namath, Inthelengthof the sex act. If a reputed to be among the more has seen moreevidence of sex in knows? There’s no way you can A view from the other sexwas recent years than he did in the llayer had sex on Friday night test this .” accomplished bedroom artists, rhich lasted for half an hour, I talked about sex in.footbal1. elicited from the former Olga ’~O’S,when has playing pro Dr. Robert Kerlan, an Fikotova, a four-time Olympian football. His answer wasnot on’t think it would make any orthopedic surgeon who has “When1 wasat Alabama,” he ifference to his performance said, “even the married fellows whowon the discus throw for reallyresponsive to the treated scores of athletes, said Czechoslovakia in 1956and question. He went back a little he followingday ... but if sex tie subject is entirely had to spend the last four days rent on for a few hours, then that before a game in a dormitory. married American hammer farther than the ‘50’s. academic. “You have no thrower Harold Connaly. “In my opinion,” hesaid, “the rould have a bad effect. Energy control,” he said. “The They didn’t liketo much, but rould be sapped.” that’s the philosophy they “Itis hardto generalize,” caveman probably had his athletes are going to have share, and I don’t think things A call to theAmerican intercourse. So what are you believed in there. shesaid, “but I would say ledical Association in Chicago “You’re iimited in pro ball, European coaches might be a have changed ahell of a lot going to do?” since. ’ ’ 12 I

ometime this spring, George Harrison, the most enigmatic Beatie, and his . en- S tecprising manager, Allen Klein, will each be presented with a silver statuette by the U.S. Committee for UNICEF, in appreciation of their fund-raising efforts ‘for Bangladesh refugees. The gate money alone fromtheir two concerts at Madison SquareGarden last August enabled-them Bd to makea $243,418.50 donation to the UN- administered charity. And this sum now appears like a small down paymentcompared with thevast amount of money which UNICEF has been told to expect from record sales and a film of the concert. The recently released album The Concert for Bangla Desh has already earned W.5 million for the refugee fund.If it sells 3 million copies, as Allen Klein anticipates, a total of $15 million will be donated-$5 per album. Film receipts, based on A bad preliminary estimates, could provide the charity with another $30 million, would “surpass the contributions of every single national government,”unless the Nixon Administration, as it is “Tbe best tbings in life rumored, “is rearranging its priorities of favored Klein began to play out his new role as a concert but you can keep ,tben charities.” It is hardly surprisingthat UNICEF‘s producer in grandiosestyle. He called a press administratorsare bubbling with praisesfor conference for George, excluded the underground So give me money ti Harrison, Klein, and, of course, Harrison’s friend papers as unworthy, and haughtily told Life and teacher, Ravi Shankar, who first proposed to magazine it could have an exclusive only if George tbat’s wbat Z want him the idea of a charity concert. appearedon the front cover.He went to great Andyet, even before UNICEFhas had an op- lengths to stress the philanthropic motives for portunity to show its gratitude toHarrison for the presenting the Bangladesh concert. But Klein was enormous summoneyof he is raising, the planning another concert soon afterwards, a Yourlovin’ gives me 4 Bangladeshconcert, for allits spontaneity and benefitfor “Shelter”, an English charity idealism,has become tainted by gossipand organization, to take place at Wembley Stadium in but your Zouin dm’ suspicions of intrigue. In part thegossip hasfed on England during the fall of 1971. Thesecond concert show biz staples. There was, for example, the long, never materialized, but Klein made his motives for So give memoney t seemi:tgly inexplicable delay before the album was planning this event perfectly clear. They were released which prompted vast amounts of rumor hardly philanthropic. that’s wbat Z want ye andspeculation in record industry circles. Then, “Youknow what’s happening at Wembley?” Klein declared during an interview last summer. MW “==.reasonto think that for “George will announce he’s gonna do a concert, right? About two weeks before,Ringo (Starr, Uf Klein the concertwas also course) will say,‘Hey, I’ll play too.’Then, John for (Lennon, of course) sayshe’s gonna be there. anoccasion business” Everyone will wanna know where Paul is. He’ll Estimated cost ot album box and bd think I’m tryin’ to embarrass him. You betcha. I’ll To Capitol Records there was Harrison’s angry outburst on the roast his----ass.” nationally televised Dick Cavett Show against Capitol Records, distributor of the Beatles’ Apple label and of the Bangladesh album. But the most “ Harrison chose the Cavett passionateconcern attaches to the marketing ... arrangements for, and the proceedsfrom, the Show in December as his album. By the simple arithmeticthat anyone familiar with the record business can command, a forum for denouncing breakdown of the proceeds leaves approximately $1.14 per album unaccounted for. That’s not just a Capitol.” buck andchange, not when multiplied by a possible 3 million. Klein had originaily announced that the album The business of selling records is invariably a from the Bangladesh concert was to be released complex, tangled affair. It often involves minuscule within a few weeksof the concert date. It might well calculations over a few cents, obscure details in have been, but for the negotiations which Allen carefully orchestrated contracts which wouldbaffle Klein was conducting in themeantime with Capitol Records. On the surface, these talks seemed fairly the layman. In the cast of the Bangladesh album,at the center of all such calculations, is the brisk and incidental. Capital Records distributes all Beatle businesslike NewYork accountant Allen Klein, albums under a complex agreement which Klein former manager of all four Beatles and now, after negotiated in 1969, when he obtained a huge in- the group’s well-known troubles, still manager of crease in royalty rates for the Beatles (from 17.5 to three Beatles. There is no reason to think Allen 25 per cent of their records’ wholesale price). With Klein cares less about the plight of Bangladesh’s the Bangladeshalbum, Capitol was prepared to wretched refugees than any other mortal, but there r:educe its share of the proceeds, because of the is considerable reason to think that for Klein the special circumstances. Only a price for the record‘ concert in their behalf was also an occasion for remained to be agreed on,and this should not have business as usual. Most ofthe coverage focused on posed too great a problem because “all proceeds,” Harrison and RaviSankar. But the Bangladesh we were told, were going to charity. And yet, four concert was as much Klein’s baby as theirs, and it months after the concert, there was still no album. has been Klein’s hand that directed the course of Capitol Recordsknew what was holding up the events. album’s release, butfor a while Capitol’s Even while he was making preparations for the executives maintained a stonysilence. After all, Bangladesh concert, some of the spirit of the oc- individual Beatle albums are still a highly lucrative casionseemed lost on Allen Klein. Onlya few item, and as their distributor, Capitol is obliged to months earlier, Klein had received several sharp be nice to Klein. I slaps on the knuckles from an English high court But George Harrison wasn’t silent. Justifiably judge, who appointed a receiver in his place to angry at thedelay, Harrison chose the Dick Cavett Show in early Decemberas his forum for manage the assetspf the Beatles’ partnership. It I was Paul McCartneyand his in-laws, Lee and John denouncing Capitol, which he had been led to To Bangladesh fund Eastman, partners in a New York law firm, who had believe was responsible for the holdup tothe engineered this feat.The upcoming concert album. NowCapital was forced to act. The company reached Harrison after the show and explained the provided Klein with an opportunity to make Paul by Peter McCak look small. Paul had said he would accept George’s situation. The following day George called Capital from New York Magazine invitaion to appear at the Bangladeshconcert, president BhaskarMenon to apologize for his Klein‘;told reporters, but only if the other three outburst. The substance of Klein’s negotiations with Capital was Beatles agreed. to dissolve the partnership. beginning to surface. pening to the$2.27 balanw thatwas being paidto Allen Klein’s company, ABKCO Industries. Only a part of this money can be accounted for. The American Federation of Musicians’ standard . cut is 1.05 per cent, but this would only total 13 cents. Reliable record industry sources estimate t Des15 that thebox for thealbum, togetherwith thebooklet that goes with it, would cost, at most, 50 cents. There isi of course, the-question of “mechanical” royalties, the 2 cent fee per song, per album sold, which is paid to the publisher of the song and is usually split 50-50 . betweencbmposer and publisher. But evenon an album suchas The Concert for Bangla Desh, whichhas nineteen tracks, some of which are more than five minutes long and thereforereceive more than 2 cents, the maximum amount payablein mechanicals wouldbe ‘or the blues about 50 cents. This leaves at least $1.14 unex- plained. And neither Klein nor anyof the other per- , are free formers at the Bangladeshconcert has stated Evenbefore George aopeared onthe-Cavett specifically whether mechanicd Xoyalties, or the for the birds and bees show, it had beenrumored that Klein was using the vast sum of royalties accruing from”radio airplay Bangladesh albumas a wedge to drive home other will be paid to the refugee fund. Russ Sanjek of ut’s what 1 want deals with Capitol. The company’s marketing vice, B.M.I., which collects airplay royalties for George president, Brown Meggs, was reluctant to answer Harrison, said his organizationhas not been told to veah that’s what 1 want directly, when askedfor confirmationof this, but he pay any money to UNICEF. And a spokesman for did say that “there were a lot of other negotiations BobDylan’s music publishing concern, Dwarf pending between Capitol and Mr. Klein, and Mr. Music, sai- Bob does have any plans to give a Klein hadn’t failed to mention these duringhis portion of the performing (airplay) royalties ac- ! thrill talks about the Bangladesh album.” But if all the cruing to him fromthe Bangladesh album to a third money from the concert album was going to charity, party, then he certainly -hasn’t told me about it.” pay my bill whywas Kleinlaboring so hard over the Bangladesh album?Brown Meggs proceeded to iat’s what I want shed ‘a little more light on the company’s ”... paid $400,000 forhalf a protracted nggotiations with Allen Klein. gh that’s what 1 want ” “It was agreed that the retailprice of the album share inthe movie (El Topo) would be $12.98,with $2.98 of that being retailer’s and rights for five _years” &.adfont)lrrwdadm BeatlemMna‘ Btuths margin,”Meggs said. “Of the remaining ten dollars, we receive$2.73, of which 86.5 centscovers It was Klein who said that “all monies accrued, production costs and $1.865covers distribution including interest, will be turned over tothe expenses, overheads and 25 cents to Columbia.” charity.” Butthus far, Allen Klein hasbeen This 25 cents, which Columbia describes as a unavailable for comment about what is happening “use royalty” for Bob Dylan’s services, hasraised a Okier To American Federation of Musicians to all the Bangladesh album proceeds. As John few eye-brows inthe record industry. Dylan’s Lennononce said, “When Allen doesn’t want to lawyer, David Sraun, says that Dylan isn’t getting a talk, he just doesn’t answer his phone.” penny ofthis money. This wouldmean, presumably. Allen Klein occupies a plush corner office on the 41st floor of 1700 Broadway, with ,a view that overlooks the Hudson Riverfrom thGeorge “Beatlesmanager Washington Bridge to the Battery. Anybody wishing to see theuncrowned king of the &op Klein... knows all, says little” jungle has to pass through a series of buzz locks,an intricate security net designed to stop an intruder that the entire amount is accruing to Columbia, from lifting any of the gold records turned out by which will be richer by $750,000 if 3 million copies Klein-managed talent (Bobby Vinton, Sam Cooke, of the albums are sold. Record companiesnaturally Herman’s Hermitsand the Rolling Stones) that don’t like their hottest artists, appearingon other decorate the tangle of corridors leadingto Klein’s labels. But a performer of Bob Dylan’s stature has office. Klein, a short, tubby man of 40, invariably considerableleverage-possibly enough to per- wears a mock-turtlenecksweater, checked suade Columbia to donate Dylan’s services freely trousers and sneakers. His face is boyish, despite for worthy a cause as Bangladesh, especially as an emergingdouble chin, anda IKtle fiftiesforelock so danglesacross his^ brow.He reminds George “use royal( Dylan’s contract comes up for renewal shortly. Harrison of Barney Rubble, Fred Flintstone’s pal. ro Colum With only $2.73 to cover all its costs, in any case, Records Capitol felt itself badlysqueezed. It therefors- For Allen Klein, going to work is the same thing declared it could only accept up to 10 per cent of as going to life. He says he tends to put on weight 1 returns on the Bangladesh album, instead of the doing business. Certainly, he’s never happier than Esri&ec usual 100 per cent. In other words, if a dealer whenhe’s doing a deal. Klein sees himself as something of Robin Hood. He claimsto get much royaltes, returned unsoldalbums, he wouldonly be reim- a better deals for the artists he represents, but his rill bursed for 10 per centof them. This placed the dealers in a quandary. They were certain that the -price isa fat percentage of their earnings. He is a publisher: record would be a big seller, but didn’t want to be non-smoking, non-drinking scrapper with a pen- loaded with an excess. Inevitably, they have been chant for bluff and exaggeration, and, as he has .keeping their Bangladesh stocks low. publicly admitted, a capacity for lies. “We had to take this step becausewe were The bargaining skills which Klein recently putto literally just covering our costs and overheads,” such effective use withCapitol Records first said Meggs. “Klein and his people are difficult to achieved renown in England, where Klein stumbled deal with and we do have to continue deaiingwith acrosS the Rolling Stones. In the springof 1965,the them for some time. We were disappointed with Stones’ English managers sought his services to $2.73. But when the contract with Kleinwas drawn renegotiatethe group’s recording contract with up, we didn’t know what would be the extent of his DeccaRecords. British Decca executives paled contribution to the UNICEF fund for Bangladesh before the truculent New Yorker and agreed to children. We expected it to bemore thanfive part with$1,250,000 in advance royalties. It was a dollars per album.” great coup for Klein, until a dispute arose over the Capitol learned the amount ofthe contributionin disposition of the money.One of the Stones’ the music trade papers, to which Klein had an- managersclaimed thatthe money should have nounced that theBangladesh charity was receiving been paid to Nanker Phelge Music Ltd., an English a $5fee for every unit sold. It wasn’t until the company owned and operated by the Stones and amount of Capitokshare leaked out a few weeks their managers. Instead, the money was paid to later that other record-industry observers joined another Nanker Phelge Music, an American sub - Capitol executives in wonderingwhat was hap cort. or I4 ~tterslettersktterslrttrrtcmt. it down. That didn’t give you the right to print “sic” behind every thirdword - even if the odd onewas mis-spelled, and I might point out that the Oxford sidiary of.Wen Klein and Co.For a while, the San Francisco, the company had to pay for tickets dictionary differs from the inevitable lawsuits whizzed back and forth. Klein’s for its guests to see the movie. Co-ownership Martlet staff how on to relationship with the Stones was not destined to apparently meant little to Allen Klein. correctlyspell anumber of last. Eventually,they decided that they didn’t want El Topo and the Bangladesh concert helped Klein Derry’s“mistakes” - and to Klein holding their contracts. regain some of the prestige which he felt he had censor out the word “lies” in lost in an English courtroom the previous spring, order to remove the punch from Klein’s usual negotiating style is to wrangle and the letter. Or hasthe Martlet wear down his opponent. Recently, though, he has when Paul McCartney won the first round in his suddenly becomethe defenderof become even more aggressive. One company with legal bid to dissolve the Beatles’ partnership. In a Bruce J. Partridge and All that firsthand experience is the Douglas Organization, 36-page opinion the judge made it clear that “the is Right? All that did, Mark,was original owner of the film El Topo. John and Yoko controversy in this action centers on the per- show whatpuerile littlecowards had caughtthe film inNew York, at one of the Elgin sonality andthe activities of Mr. Allen Klein.”It was you all are. I just wanted to point that out. Cinema’s midnight screenings. Theytold Kleinthey perhaps unfortunate for Klein that he was found liked it. Klein called Douglas. guilty by a New YorkFederal District Court Of I would liketo see this letter “At first we thought Klein was negotiating for failing to file returns relating to thewithholding of published in anunmolested Lennon. Then it was for ABKCO. Finally it was for employees’taxes, just as PaulMcCartney’s case form. I would like’ to seeit Klein,” said Douglas publicist Ken Schaefer. “Klein was entering the English courts. The judge noted published. (Unlike certain other came on incredjbly strong. Yoko was signing her that Klein’s conviction was under appeal, but‘said letters you have received this he found Klein’s description ofthe proceedings month.)I’d liketo seeit book for our agent’s kids, very charming.Klein paid published even if you insist on $400,000for a half share in the movie and the “somewhat disingenuous.” Justice Stamp’ decided adding on your infantile little distribution rights for five years.” that . Klein’s company,ABKCO, had received “last word”. commissions “grossly in excess of that specified” in Within a fewweeks, Douglas was surprised to the appointment by which hebecame manager I don’t think it will be though - see a billboard in Times Square which read “Allen of the Beatles. This may have been arranged in a because you are a coward, Klein presents El Top, an ABKCO film.” A few later agreement betweenKlein and the other three Very Sincerely, weeks later, when Douglas held a press party in David Climenhaga. Beatles, the judgesuggested, but it wasdone (Dearest David: You’re such a without reference to McCartney. The commission silly littleboy - but if you didn’t involved wasn’t a small amount. It totalled at least wetyour pants so often, you $1.2 million. Nor was Justice Stamp too impressed might learn to be less grumpy. with Klein’s affidavit. “If (some) paragraphs were By the way, from thispoint OQ not directed towards misleading the co6rt into the I’m not the editor anymore, so instead of sending letters you belief thatthe commission charged wasless,” can come and say nasty things to Stamp declared, “the statements read to me like my face - m.h.) the irresponsible patter of a second-rate salesman.” Still, Klein professed to be unperturbed. Press strikes “Awl I knew the partnership would be dissolved,” hesnapped recently inhis nasal, blunt manner. “The only reason for opposing it was the horren- in Alberta dous tax consequences that would result. But that The Students’ Council of The old judge, Stamp. Hegot lost. He got Beatlemania!” University of Alberta at But Klein was very upset over the loss of Paul Edmontonhave decidedto McCartney to his arch-enemies, Lee and John disregard the advice of the Eastman, whohad fought a tremendous battle with campus newspaper staff in selecting next year’s editor. Klein for the management of the Eeatles. The feud The Gateway,will be editedby between Klein and the Eastmanscontinues. Terri Jackson,graduate a Recently, Klein has had the edge. He gave a long studont nowith previous interview to Playboy, offering, naturally, a wholly publishing experience. one-sided view of the situation. McCartneyhad At the timeshe was chosen in never liked Klein’s urgent New York style, from the February,the Gatewayvoted unanimously to go on strike aod time Klein first hustled his way to John Lennon in ceaseregular publication d 1969. McCartney allied himself with the Eastmans tile paper. and a sagaof non-cooperation ensued in a noisy Present staff members are quarrel over rights to songs.Basic business intent on publishing an courtesies were swept aside. independent paper forthe U. OF A. community. One of Klein’s letters to John Eastman during As amember of Canadian this period, which was submitted in the Beatles’ Uni.rersity ,Press, the Martlet court case, began, “Dear John, I am on a diet, st) supportstheir decision and dease stop putting words in my mouth. Your etidorses the CUP Statement of misuse and abuse of the truth is almost without Principies holding that,“the parallel...” The feeling IS mutual. “Klein is like a editor of the student newspaper should beselected by the staff of shark,” says John Eastman. “He’s totally illogicai. the student newspaper.” He‘s a great salesman,who could even sell iceboxes to Eskimos, but he’s the biggest bullt- waddler ever.” Having brought large record companies to their Tic0 bo igu rP knees once before, perhaps Klein thought he could “Hey, let’s eat.” repeat the process with the Bangladesh album. But ~ “Crazy, Pops.” the fact remains thatin Klein’s ownterms-all proceeds io charity-the Bangladesh album did not -R. Crumb. ZAP Comix call for a heavyshowdown across a bargaining table. It demanded a simple pricingstructure Thereis some mighty fine which would have accommodated Capitol Records eatin’ in town. Or rather justout and record dealers in order to get the album of town, at a Mexican restaurant I very few people seem to know marketed quickly and maximize sales. Allen.Klein’s about. efforts torecover his lost prestige might have been The El Rancho, located at 1600 served had he not left such a staggering array of Bay St. makesa pleasant change question marksover thedisposal of theBangladesh after the plastic hamburgers of album proceeds. As it is, the situation appears to be Denny’s, Macdonald’sand myriad others. a sorry mess, a mess made at1 the more unseemly As there areno other Mexican by the genuine distress of the country which the restaurants in Victoria and this concert was intended to aid. one is so good, it should get at least somerecognition for what Money don‘t get everything it‘s true it has to offer. If you’re a taco freak or an but what it ‘can’t get I can’t use enchilada maniac, theEl Rancho is openWednesday through So give me money that’swhat I want Sundayfrom 5 p.m. until midnight. that’s what I want yeah that‘s what I want. I 15

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