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One marijuana arrest every 42 seconds University still interested Students lose financial aid under Higher Education Act in Columbia St. Mary s By Bradley A. Wooten Assistant News Editor By Brian Resop residents surrounding the News Editor school and hospital would Students convicted for pos­ not support the structure session of marijuana or for When talking about ex­ being turned into one big the sale of a controlled sub­ pansion on the University residency hall. stance are stripped of federal of Wisconsin-Milwaukee "It would be irresponsi­ financial aid due to the Drug campus, the hospital across ble on my papt to give UWM Provision in the Higher Educa­ the campus, Columbia St. my support to put students tion Act (HEA). Mary, is the most prospec­ in that building," D'Amato Last year, 755,187 people tive piece of property. told the Business Journal. were arrested for marijuana Informal conversations Santiago said that the violations in America, accord­ have been going on for Business Journal article ing to an FBI report released a number of years, said may be trying to create an Oct. 25. The number of annual UWM Chancellor Carlos E. issue from this situation marijuana arrests has doubled Santiago. "It is a property and that, on previous is­ since 1993. This year's total is that we'd love to acquire," sues facing the university the largest in history. he said. and the surrounding neigh­ "Arresting more Americans Santiago called the hos­ borhood, the alderman and for marijuana possession does pital "the last frontier" for himself have been able to nothing to prevent drug abuse UWM's expansion. The area communicate amicably to­ in our country," said Scarlett around UWM is dense resi­ wards a solution that suits Swerdlow, executive director the purpose of "expand[ing] dential area, which keeps everyone. of Students for Sensible Drug postsecondary education op­ the university landlocked. "I've gotten to know Policy (SSDP). "When students • The number of marijuana arrests portunities, particularly for Columbia hospital is the D'Amato and he's been exceeded the total number of are arrested, they are put at low-income individuals, and last facility available, San­ very helpful so far," San­ arrests for all violent crimes increase[ing] the affordability tiago said, for on-campus tiago said. "If we've ever risk of losing financial aid, combined, including murder, rape, forcing them away from edu­ of postsecondary education use. come across situation we manslaughter, robbery and ag­ for moderate-income fami­ The university is cur­ cation and into cycles of crime gravated assault. disagree on, we've always and failure. Blocking access lies." rently using office space been able to work them • Of those charged with mari­ The HEA continues to fund near the Grand Avenue to education will only worsen juana violations, 88 percent were out," he said. our nation's drug problems," charged with possession only. educational aid for students mall for the School of Con­ D'Amato must consider she said. • Marijuana arrests comprised 45 in the form of Pell Grants, tinuing Education and is in the best interests of his The HEA was enacted by percent of all drug arrests. Federal Work-Study Programs, the process of redevelop­ constituents, Santiago said, Congress in 1965 under Presi­ ing the Kenilworth Build­ and even though the chan­ dent Lyndon Johnson with ing on Downer Ave. Other cellor must always repre­ See MARIJUANA page 7 projects will be forced to sent the students, faculty do the same. and staff of UWM, he must Columbia would be an also be respectful of those especially helpful addition living in the surrounding Open House is for current because it affords parking neighborhood. and office space, as well as The university could, being in good shape, Santia­ if it were to purchase the UWM students, too go said. UWM would love to Columbia facility, use the By Brian Resop visitors participating in the The School of Continuing use the building as a focal building for whatever it Staff Writer two-day event," said Janis Education, which was pushed point for all student service wanted to. Santiago would Ford, director of the Dept. of to the far west end of the sec­ units, Santiago added. That rather run the plan past the Open House aims at per­ Recruitment and Outreach, ond floor, caters to the par­ way, students don't have to various city boards, listen spective students looking to "and representing an overall ents of perspective students, wander all over campus to to ideas from D'Amato and attend the University of Wis­ increase of 32 percent over more than anyone else. Con­ get the help they need. receive public input about consin-Milwaukee, however, last year's participation." tinuing Education offers per­ the project first. current students can benefit Those numbers include the sonal enrichment courses for Housing "Those at UWM must just as much from the event. 1,806 students who attended, graduates who are looking to The hospital is already also be good neighbors. We From graduate school litera­ which was up 25 percent from advance in their careers by being used for housing, must work together rather ture to continuing education last year. adding a certificate to their Santiago said. Though he than draw a line in the ideas and, especially for those Just about every booth of­ experience. doesn't know the amount sand," Santiago said. who have yet to declare a ma­ fered something for current Jim Peterson, who was of students staying in the jor, the opportunity to ask students. Many schools and working the booth, said that facility, housing units al­ Affordability questions and gather informa­ departments have graduate it was a great opportunity for ready exist. Columbia hospital will tion is valuable. classes that can apply to un­ employees looking to move In an Oct. 22 Milwaukee close in 2009 due to a re­ From the ground floor to dergraduate students in any ahead in their companies to Business Journal article, construction and consoli­ the second floor, the Union major. Any student could walk learn more at a faster rate. Tom Luljak, vice chancellor dation effort by Columbia was filled with booths loaded up, grab literature and ask "Alumni get discounts," Peter­ for university relations and to its facility in Ozaukee with information. Professors, booth attendants questions son added. communication, said that County. According to San­ directors and student volun­ about the programs. Each The College of Letters and UWM would certainly like tiago, there are a few other teers were always on hand booth had either a student en­ Science took over the ball­ to use at least part of the fa­ groups interested in acquir­ with booklets, pamphlets rolled in that school or a fac­ room and had a special "De­ cility for student housing. ing the building. and goodies for anyone who ulty or staff member on hand clare Yourself" option where A full report of the possible "Conversations are at an stopped by. According the to answer questions. any student enrolled in Let­ uses of the hospital will be early level," Santiago said, Dept. of Recruitment and Out­ Financial Aid is always a ters & Science without a de­ released in late 2004. "I don't exactly know how reach, a lot of people stopped popular booth, said attendant clared major or minor that met Alderman Michael much the property is going by. It was a record year for Jamie. It is also one of the larg­ the department requirements D'Amato, who did not re­ for, but we'll have to look attendance. est booths and offers grant, could do so at any booth. turn the Post's phone call into if we can afford it. "I am pleased to report that scholarship and loan informa­ for comment, said in the There could be other enti­ we set a new record in atten­ tion to any student; incoming Business Journal's article ties that may afford it." dance, with a total of 3,741 or currently enrolled. See OPEN HOUSE page 2 that the neighborhood 2 November 3,2004 The UWM Post News

OPEN HOUSE walk around and see what ewsbriefs the various Schools and Continued from pagel Departments are offering By Bradley A. Wooten student ambassadors. By taking part in spe­ for goodies. The College of Assistant News Editor cial projects and events at a system level, the Mary, working the Gradu­ Health Sciences was giving student ambassadors help keep the UW Sys­ away heavy-duty magnetic Student organizations may access rooms ate School booth, said that tem connected with students on campus, said paper clips (and even though after hours there is always something Linda Weimer, UW System vice president for most booths had candy, in University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee student new going on and that, be­ university relations. the spirit of Halloween week­ organizations have an auxiliary method of re­ cause of the Chancellor's "Ultimately, the UW System exists to serve end, almost every Health serving rooms within the Union to meet after plan for increased research, students," Weimer said. "As the university con­ Sciences booth was offering the Union Reservations and Event Planning Of­ the Grad School was expand­ tinues to manage budget cuts, improve quality delicious apples). The UWM fice closes as of Nov. 1. ing. in our classrooms, increase its visibility to the Libraries booth was giving "We had expressed concerns that student What perspective stu­ public, and contribute toward growing Wiscon­ away a clip-on, retractable organizations are extremely limited in attain­ dents won't know, but cur­ sin's economy, the perspective of our Student mini-pen. Perhaps the most ing meeting space in the Union," said Christo­ rent students know all too Ambassadors becomes even more valuable." concocted contraption of pher Vega, chairman of the board of the UWM well, is the complexity of Since 2000, UW System student ambassa­ the day was the flashlight/ Union Policy Board. "Academic and third party the Golda Meir Library. The dors have been involved in hosting UW Sys­ compass/whistle keychain groups are constantly making it difficult for library booth, which was tem events; assisted the Board of Regents in being offered by the Gradu­ student organizations to have a fair chance at located in the Wisconsin sharing the importance of higher education ate School. attaining such space." Room, offered library tours with citizens of the state and elected leaders; "You can't leave until The after-hours reservations are available to any student who will need provided counsel to the president and system you've figured out how to between 4:30 p.m. until midnight on weekdays to know their way around officers, and worked closely with the student use the blinky light," atten­ and building hours on weekends. Contract the facility. member of the Board of Regents and the United dant Mary said. forms are available at the Union Information Council of UW Students. Lee and Karen, who were Desk. working the booth, said Enticing people to the booth takes skill. And the Client Services will validate the room that the new information Grants.gov celebrates anniversary French booth was abuzz all through the officers of student organizations desk that stands rights in­ After one year of operation last Wednesday, Friday. Everybody; perspec­ who will need a photo ID card reserve rooms. side of the entrance to the the Web site Grants.gov continues to serve as tive students, parents, and Rooms will be available set up as are and setup library should be the start­ a secure means to find and apply for federal other booth workers, ben­ and other peripheral services will not be avail­ ing point of any student. The grants. efited from crepes, being able. Grants.gov unifies federal grants, making library also has a "What's New" web log on its website hand-made all day, by the more than 900 grant programs representing French Department. Two UWM students named student ambas­ www.uwm.edu/Library with more than $360 billion in annual grant funds Parents and students here sadors for UW advisory council which students can find out offered by the 26 federal grant-making agen­ around 1 p.m. on Saturday Cuautle Guillermo, Jr. and Nigeria Riggins library tips and news about cies. got a special treat; a visit will represent the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ the library, which has added "In just one year, Grants.gov has estab­ from Wisconsin U.S. Senator waukee as student ambassadors to the Univer­ a coffee shop. lished itself to be a proven concept and an Russ Feingold, who was cam­ sity of Wisconsin System. Students who visited the indisputable success," said Health and Human paigning for John Kerry on They join a group of students who assist UWM Libraries booth had Services Secretary Tommy G. campus. The Senator walked university leaders and offer perspectives from the chance to see the newly Thompson. "Site usage has grown signifi­ through the Union, shaking a student viewpoint. cantly to more than 5 million page views each unveiled "Read" poster fea­ turing Chancellor Carlos hands, to and from a windy The council is comprised of more than 30 month and the momentum continues." he Spaights Plaza. students named by chancellors as UW System said. Santiago happily reading one of his favorite books. The whole event was well The School of Education worth it, Ford told her staff booth was especially helpful in an e-mail. The Depart­ for enrolled students, espe­ ment of Recruitment and cially to students entering Outreach received a letter their third-year, due to the from a family of out-of-town- fact that students cannot ers who were impressed by enroll for Education classes the event; until they've hit Junior sta­ "My wife and I, along with tus. By that time, attendant our high school senior son Kerri said, students usually attended your open house have all of their pre-requi- an Saturday. We were im­ sites and can apply. Any stu­ pressed by the effort put dent looking for information forth by everyone involved. on Education in the focus It was a very nice program, areas of math, history, sci­ from the tours, to meeting ence and English, could have with department representa­ visited the booth for infor­ tives, to the 25 cent tacos. mation, enrollment packets, We came in from the Min­ and "School of Education" neapolis area exclusively for flashlights. the open house, and the drive All of the booth attendees was well worth it." - signed, agreed, one of the biggest Dave, Ginny, and our son, parts of Open House is to Christopher Kopydlowski

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"That they are religiously involved students looking at these questions report high levels of psycho­ undoubtedly has some effects logical distress, compared to on their mental and physical 34 percent of students with health." Y low ievels of religious involve­ ^tAW I°*Arv ment. Students' overall sense According to the study, re­ of well-being declines in WE NEVER, EVER USE SHADY MEATS, PRE-SL1CED VEGGIES ligious involvement includes college OR OLD BREAD IN OUR SANDWICHES. HONEST. WE'LL JUST such activities as reading sa­ Undergraduates' sense of Since 1983 cred texts, attending religious psychological well-being de­ GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THE SUCKING TO THE OTHER GUVS. services, joining religious or­ clines significantly during the ganizations on campus, etc. college years. Fully 77 percent LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN. 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The kids could use this "Changing the Face of Academia, One Scholar at a Time" fraternity at the UWM campus $10 to buy themselves toys, since but often times the kids are Plan to Attend one of the following Information Sessions: 1971, is so happy to be able to buy Tuesday, November 16, 2004 at 11am-12pm or 1-2 pm The What based something for someone else, Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 11am-12pm or 1-2pm they pass the charity on and Organization? ™*™ purchase a small gift for their Mitchell Hall, Room 245 d o c - parents or guardian. Phi Sigma trines: brotherhood, scholar­ Delta also support the fight THE McNAIR PROGRAM IS: ship and character. Members against breast cancer. "Most • A federally funded program that assists disadvantaged undergraduate find it very important to be advocates of Breast Cancer students who are interested in entering graduate school there for each other as well as are women, and you know, • A summer research opportunity and a $2800 summer stipend succeed and to act morally. boys like boobs too," said Vice • Travel and research opportunities Fraternities have the repu­ President Will Wilson. • A program for students who will have completed their sophomore year tation as a way to "pay for your Joining a fraternity offers before the summer term and has a GPA of 2.75 or higher and are friends," here nothing could benefits beyond helping oth­ interested in pursuing graduate education be further from the truth. ers. They provide an easy Most fraternities have national way to meet people that you Application Deadline: February 16, 2005 dues, but not Phi Sigma Delta. wouldn't normally associate Since Phi Sigma Delta broke yourself with. "It's a good way To learn more about eligibility requirements and/or receive an application, please contact us at: off from Phi to move out­ Ronald E. McNair Postbaccalaureate Achievement Program Sigma Kappa side of your in 1971,there circle of Mitchell Hall 239 Does Phi Sigma Delta sound Phone:229-6618 is no nation­ like something you might be in­ friends and E-mail: mcnair(S)uwm.edu al fraternity, teresting in learning more about not meet http://www.uwm.edu/Dept/Grad_Sch/McNair/ just the local or possibly joining? It's not too new friends, chapter. All late to join this fall semester and but new the local participate in the haunted hous­ brothers dues then go es and Admirals hockey game. and create into a fund Otherwise, you can always join a family," for different in the spring. For more infor­ Wilson said. activities. mation call Vice President Will The variety Some of this Wilson at 550-3986, e-mail of people is money goes him at [email protected] or helpful not stop by the campus office in only for net­ towards buy­ room 396 in the Union. ing seasons working in Family Guy school but on DVD, one afterwards of the frater­ as well. Fel­ nity's favorite past times. Oth­ low alumni are located all er activities include camping over in different professions trips, retreats, hockey games, and being one of "the broth­ haunted houses, a fraternity ers" they will do everything Thanksgiving and buffalo in their power to ensure each wild wings eating contests. other's success. 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MARIJUANA Angell. "The Drug Provision of low- and middle-income cial aid, which increases the cent. Continued from page 1 has no place in the Higher Ed­ families, the same people the likelihood of their leaving col­ Minorities are dispropor­ ucation Act [and] must be re­ HEA is intended to assist. Stu­ lege, also increases the likeli­ tionately affected by the HEA Stafford and PLUS loans, loan pealed immediately," he said. dents who qualify for federal hood students won't return to Drug Provision. While African forgiveness programs and The Drug Provision also financial aid receive that aid complete their studies. "[The Americans make up 13 per­ other programs to improve provides a student may re­ because tuition costs would HEA] steers at-risk students cent of the population and 13 educational opportunities. sume eligibility for aid if said otherwise prevent them from away from education and into percent of drug users, they Added in 1998 as an amend­ student satisfactorily com­ attending college. "College a cycle of failure and recidi­ account for 55 percent of all ment to the HEA, the so-called pletes a drug rehabilitation costs money. If people can't vism," said Angell. The De­ drug convictions. Drug Provision (Section484(r)) program which meets certain pay for it on their own, they partment of Education reports The HEA already excludes blocks college opportunities requirements prescribed by usually apply for financial that among students who left students receiving lower than to students revealing drug regulation. aid. If someone is barred from four-year colleges before the a "C" average in their studies convictions on their Free Ap­ Students who cannot afford receiving federal financial aid beginning of their second from receiving federal finan­ plication for Federal Student college tuition are frequently because of a drug conviction, year 36 percent did not return cial aid. Aid (FAFSA). It provides that also unable to afford the private then it follows that they will within five years, 50 percent "The Drug Provision, there­ a student's eligibility for aid drug rehabilitation required be prevented from attending of those leaving two-year in­ fore, only denies aid to stu­ is suspended or revoked ac­ by the HEA Drug Provision to college and will be forced to stitutions. dents who are doing well in cording to the schedule of "The HEA Drug Provision school," Angell said. controlled substances. usurps the criminal justice To limit the number of de­ To date, more than 157,000 system's authority to admin­ serving students eligible for financial aid applicants have If convicted of an offense involving: ister punishments for viola­ federal aid is counterproduc­ been ineligible for aid as a re­ tions of the law and punishes tive and denying students individuals twice for the same the opportunity for a college sult of the Drug Provision, not The possession of a controlled substance: Ineligibility period is: including students who were infraction," according to the education brings us no closer First offense 1 year SSDP Web site. to solving the nation's drug deterred from applying for aid Second offense 2 years in the first place because of Third offense Indefinite Entering or returning to problem, he said. "The Drug any drug convictions. college reduces the likelihood Provision is neither a deter­ "Because financial aid is The sale of a controlled substance: Ineligibility period is: that an individual will return rent to drug use nor a measure need-based, the HEA Drug First offense 2 years to engaging in illegal activ­ which provides for the reha­ Provision only affects stu­ Second offense Indefinite ity. According to the Federal bilitation of those with addic­ dents of low to moderate Bureau of Prisons, there is an tions," Angell said. socioeconomic status," said inverse relationship between On the Net: Students for Tom Angell, communications recidivism rates and educa­ Sensible Drug Policy: www. director for SSDP. "Students resume eligibility for federal do something else with their tion. The Correctional Educa­ ssdp.org; FBI 2003 Crime from well-to-do families need financial aid, said Angell. lives," Angell said. tion Association also reports in the United States report: not worry about losing access When filling out the FAFSA, Students from higher-in­ that prisoners who receive at http://www.fbi.gov/page2/ to education due to drug con­ Question 35 asks applicants come families can afford the least two years of higher edu­ oct04/ucrl02504.htm; Coali­ victions; they can afford to at­ to indicate if they have ever quality legal representation cation have a 10 percent arrest tion for Higher Education Act tend school without public aid been convicted of "possessing necessary to avoid drug con­ rate, compared with a national Reform: www.raiseyourvoice. and can usually afford to hire or selling illegal drugs." If an victions as well as the price of re-arrest rate of about 60 per­ com/index.shtml. lawyers to avoid convictions applicant's answer is positive, tuition without financial aid, in the first place," he said. the applicant is then required he said. All Student Cuts The HEA Drug Provision is to fill out a worksheet to de­ "I agree that the provi­ Hair Studio "antithetical to the spirit of termine if and when the appli­ sion unfairly impacts lower- % $20 the original Higher Education cant will resume eligibility for income students," said John Toni Act," which was intended to federal student financial aid. D. Wartman, University Legal The HEA Drug Provision Clinic attorney. open the doors of education to Q. C CD

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What it does for o people on the inside. It's that intangible quality of hope. Many people without decent housing consider themselves life's losers. A Habitat house is the first victory To submit student they may have ever had. And it changes them," Millard Fuller, founder. organization or event CL 4* information email • Student w [email protected] VActivities ^%orw*Sn*m- * Z) Xpffice 8 November 3, 2004 The UWM Post Features Knowing when your rights have been wronged By Ashley Jansen ways be cut and dry, students ting the officers in, Meress dent had not been spotted So where do rights stop Staff Writer should know a few things said they cannot. having a beer earlier and the and personal responsibility about their rights before they So, what would happen if officer had randomly stopped for one's actions begin? Basi­ Why don't students lock put themselves into a situa­ an officer entered anyways, her and asked to search her cally, don't be an idiot. While their doors and turn off their tion that they can't dig them­ without permission or a valid bag because it looked like students are protected by cer­ music when a Jimmy Johns' selves out of. reason and saw a bong sitting there could be a case of beer tain rights, they can still be delivery guy rings the door­ First, can police officers on the kitchen table? "Usually inside, the student would have charged for resisting arrest bell? Or slam on the brakes enter a house without per­ the courts have ruled that if the right to say "no" and con- and disorderly conduct or re­ when they see a cab one lane mission? "As a general rule, if you're somewhere illegally, ceive a ticket for a noise viola­ over? Or put a gallon of milk it's just someone calling for anything you see or observe is tion. Bottom line, if students back into the freezer at the a loud party and they knock not admissible," said Meress. Rights at a glance are causing problems and be­ Open Pantry when they see a on the door and people don't "Plain view is one thing, but if • Can a student be ticketed for ing uncooperative, they are construction worker walk in? open the door, under those you're on a premise illegally, being at a drinking party if they tying the noose around their Most likely because they circumstances there's really whatever you find you would are underage but not drinking? own necks. aren't doing anything wrong, no way the officer can go in," not be able to use [in court]." No. right? Then why is it that stu­ said Lt. Ernest Meress of the That's not to say that if A Safety Note dents automatically become University of Wisconsin-Mil­ an officer is walking down • Can a 21-year-old be charged The UWM Police Department is more defensive and nervous around waukee Police Department. the street and sees a student with supplying a minor if they concerned with the safety of the students police officers? They can't is­ However, if the officers have through the window sitting on are a bystander, not the host, than the measly revenue generated from sue a ticket if no crime is be­ received a call for help, feel her couch smoking out of a at a drinking party? the distribution of underage drinking tick­ ing committed. But then, what that someone's hurt, in dan­ bubbler she's free and clear. No. ets, 54 of which have been distributed is a crime? What seems like a ger or sick or if they have a Like he said: Plain view is one since the end of August. crime but is perfectly legal? warrant, they would have the thing. • Will all underage students at a With 11 students- already taken to the Knowing one's rights can right to enter. drinking party be ticketed if the hospital for alcohol related concerns this What constitutes an officer's semester, Lt. Ernest Meress wants to be a complicated thing. The "It's like anybody else's right to search a student's per­ party is busted? fine line between legal and Most likely not. Police officers are stress the point that if someone is in need house," Meress said. "You have sonal property, such as a back­ of medical assistance, students should illegal is circumstantial and to have a real good reason to pack? "Officers are bound by more concerned with ticketing the hosts of the party. Students should not be afraid to call the campus police. "If often times very blurry; how­ go in." When asked if students rules of search and seizure," someone calls the police for help, we do ever, since the law may not al­ put their cups down and cooperate could be charged for not let- said Meress. "I can't walk into if they want to leave without being not ticket anybody for drinking; we would your house and search your ticketed. rather have someone call us to get the house; I have to have a reason [injured or sick] person help," he said. to search your bag." The department is so concerned with So what would be an incrim­ tinue on her walk home. students' safety that if a student calls "Before giving, inating enough reason? If an It's always OK to say "no" for help and does mistakenly receive a officer sees a student drinking when a police officer asks to ticket, officers will make sure to have the always look a beer a few houses down and search personal property; it's ticket pulled. "Not only do we not [ticket then asks that student for an just a matter of if they have them], but the chief and lieutenants and for the ID as she walk past him on her enough evidence to proceed sergeants review cases and if there are way home later, if she is not anyways or not. "There may be instances where people have been given 21, she can be charged with a time when your 'no' doesn't tickets by the officers, then we pull the Humane tickets and dismiss them," said Meress. underage drinking and then mean anything, but you still Students, including the sick or injured in­ her rights are waived; once have a right to say 'no,'" said Seal." dividual, will not be given underage drink­ a student is arrested, officers Meress. "Just like if 1 come and ing tickets if they and their friends are have the right to search them knock on your door and say calling the police for medical assistance. and their personal property. 'Do you mind if I come in and They can, however, receive tickets for However, if that same stu­ search?' You can say 'no.'" being uncooperative, obnoxious or loud. NQAH WYLE Star of NBC's hit show ER

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What am I to you? By Jennifer Montana blood donor card. blood. Features editor Before giv­ The hardest part of do­ By Devon Marie Wiesend times if people still say, like ing blood, they'll nating for most people takes Staff Writer in junior high, "Do you want Every three seconds, some­ perform a mini only around 10 minutes. Al­ to be my boy/girlfriend?" How one in our community needs check-up by though the needle pinches There are so many terms are we supposed to know our blood. From the tiniest pre­ k taking your at first, the twinge from that we use when referring to the status? Who am I, to you? maturely born babies to 8k tempera- disappears almost instantly, person we're primarily sleep­ I was "seeing" (I hope that's their mothers experi- h ture and leaving you to gently squeeze ing with. We have booty call, the correct terminology) this e n c i n g blood a ball every few seconds until friends with benefits, the one great guy, or so I thought at com­ pres­ the blood donation is com­ we're seeing, dating, boy/girl­ the time. He was attractive, plica­ plete. friend, fiance, spouse, signifi­ sweet, well read, creative, in­ tions Afterwards, take a cant other. How is someone dependent, well dressed, and o f > few minutes to treat to know when they move up my mom thought he was too child­ yourself with cookies, from, say, friends with ben­ old for me--he may have been birth to grand­ crackers or fruit from efits to seeing someone? I perfect. Then, I went and parents weary the refreshment area. Your found myself in this dilemma messed it up, by asking why with anemia, the body will recently. I had been spending he didn't call while he was out reason recipients begin to a significant (to me) amount of of state on a business trip. All need blood dona­ replace time with a guy I enjoyed very tions varies, but of a sudden, I went from cool Where and when donated much. Unfortunately, he trav­ chick he was seeing to crazy they won't get life- fluids im­ els a lot for work so talking possessive girlfriend. I didn't sustaining blood without to Give on Campus mediately about our want to willing donors. • 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Nov. 3 at so be sure relationship force Anyone at least 17 to drink was very Instant girlfriend, Cunningham Hall, first floor him to years old and weighing at • 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Nov. 23 at plenty hard, seeing seemeas least 110 pounds can do­ of water as he's nev­ Union, third floor just add eviction. his girl­ nate if they have not had • 1 to 6 p.m. Jan. 31 at or other er around. friend--! hepatitis after the age 11, Police Sandburg liquids Why did I feel the need to de­ just wanted to know that he do not currently present throughout fine what we had, and would thought about me, I wanted to major cold, flu and aller­ the day of I have enjoyed him as much feel appreciated. I want what gy symptoms and have donation. if we had specified what we all girls want, attention from not encountered any Avoid heavy lifting for a day were? someone who thinks they are sure as risk factors or be­ well as a after giving and keep activity Why, after all these years perfect. This caused me to haviors associated drop of in general pretty light. of learning, do I continue to want to question the status, with HIV/AIDS. blood for an Acknowledge the good question every relationship because I want to believe that Also, give blood on iron test. If iron lev­ you've just done — allow I have? I wonder whether I am the only girl he thinks a day when you're feeling els are too low, the donation yourself to enjoy helping oth­ friends are really my friends, is perfect. Being who I am, a particularly healthy. Ner­ may have to wait, but having ers with the gift of life and do lovers are really enjoying me, self-doubting piece of girl, I vousness aside, if you are low iron once does not mean a little something extra for and boyfriends care about need someone to reassure me not feeling great the day you you'll never be able to give yourself. me. When I was dating my last all the time. I wish this wasn't plan to give blood, wait for a real boyfriend, I took it from so, I wouldn't have to wonder day when you're at your best. dating to boyfriend girlfriend all the time about how people Giving blood with a pound­ status like so: see me. ing migraine is no picnic. Save these dates Me: "I referred to you as my What good did this little Potential donors with re­ boyfriend today." self-analyzing moment do? cent tattoos must wait until Him: "Did you like it?" I am going to let my former 12 months have passed from Me: "Yeah, I think so." cute guy read this column, getting the tattoo before do­ UWM 2004-2005 Blood Drives Him: "Good." and maybe it will strike in him nating blood. Recent piercing Me: "Yeah." a desire to explain what hap­ does not affect eligibility for Date: Sponsor/Location: I know, deep discus­ pened. I was seeing/ sleep­ donating blood, but let the sion in which we came to a ing with only him for about Blood Center staff member Wednesday, Nov. 3rd UWM School of Nursing mutual decision that we were five weeks, and all I wanted check it out for inflammation Tuesday, Nov. 23rd Campus Wide-Union both comfortable with, and to know was what was going or infection before donating. Monday, Jan. 31st UWM Police was logical, wasn't our style. on. I guess it doesn't matter With the last guy I lived with, now that it's over, either way What to Expect we moved in together after I'm going back to playing the Plan to spend an hour on THE BLOOD CENTER [ )i } two weeks of seeing each oth­ field. I want to avoid being the entire process. Don't for­ OF SOUTHEASTERN WISCONSIN, INC. \ er. Instant girlfriend, just add in this situation again, if at get some form of identifica­ eviction. Another boyfriend I all possible. "Devon, are you tion, like a driver's license or had told me he loved me with­ single?" Umm, I don't know. in a week, proposed within a What a ridiculous response. mmm month of dating. I don't have P.S. Hey guys, e-mail me if 111 a very good track record of you want, except Joel, no more well thought out, logical dat­ from you. dwiesend@uwm. ing decisions. I wonder some- edu

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By Rachel Wesley Arrow Park and Juneau Park You can also enter the Pa­ Staff Writer on the day of the parade. You triot Contest. While citizens can visit the website or call are watching the parade and Those traveling through the official parade hotline for paying tribute to our veter­ downtown Milwaukee at 11 a list of items needed. ans, the parade participants a.m. Saturday, Nov. 6 may Collections will also be will be watching them. Judg­ need to reschedule travel taken after 3 p.m. on Friday, es will be walking the parade plans. That morning hun­ Nov. 5 in front of the War Me­ route and handing out point dreds of veterans will march morial Center, where veterans cards to those people who in the 41st Annual Veterans and volunteers from the Vet­ embody patriotism both in Day Parade and Day of Honor, erans Day Parade Committee th their method of dress and stepping off from 4 St. and and other organizations will their enthusiasm. Prizes will Kilbourn Ave. in downtown be awarded including a set of Milwaukee and traveling east airline tickets from Midwest on Kilbourn, ending at Veter­ For more info Express. ans Park. Visit the Web site at www.veterans- Participants in this year's The Veterans Day Parade of dayparade-milw.org or call the parade parade will include veterans, Milwaukee, Inc., is a non-prof­ hotline at 453-8753. active military units, march­ it organization formed solely ing bands, floats and military to provide a parade and day be holding "Sleep Out for our equipment. A special fly-over of honor for our community's Troops." Jonathan Green from of T-28 aircraft will end with veterans. WTMJ-AM (620) will be broad­ The Missing Man Formation. Beth Fellabaum, a Parade casting live in front of the War After the parade, a special Media and Program volunteer, Memorial Center. The goal memorial service will be held said, "This year spectators is to raise awareness of the at the Reflecting Pool at the have an opportunity to make harsh conditions under which War Memorial, followed by the a difference by donating items our veterans served and our Missing Man Table Ceremony. Cosby offers call to our soldiers overseas." Col­ current troops are serving, This year's honored guests lection points will be set up while collecting items needed will be the veterans of Desert along the parade route at Red for our troops. Shield and Desert Storm. to action Cites importance of uwmpost.com parenting, love

By Ashley Jansen thing and we are not listen­ Staff Writer ing. We have a sickness in our children and no one is "Too long you are just pulling it out." sitting and watching things He went on to challenge happening," said Dr. William those who had claimed that Cosby in his address to Mil- he was demonizing African waukeeans at North Division American youths by claim­ High School on Oct. 20. ing that they are already The program, "A Commit­ demonized. Referencing a ment to Change ... A Pledge recent crime in Milwaukee, to Act," was a call to action he asked, "a beat up man for the African American thrown in front of a bus? No community. Cosby high­ demons?" lighted the most persistent Tackling the issue of do­ problems among the com­ mestic violence, heattributed munity including teen preg­ it to a downward spiral that nancy, violence and lack of is learned through example. education. Instead of laying the blame The majority of his ad­ solely on the male abusers, dress focused around the Cosby spoke to the female importance of parenting victims who are beaten by and the difference that love their boyfriends or hus­ will make in a child's life. He bands but forgive them the emphasized the importance next day, leaving children to FEMA of acting as role models for believe that abuse and dis­ the younger generations and respect is just a normal part reprimanded parents who of life. cuss out their children and In an attack on the flip­ drag them around by their pant use of offensive terms, arms. Cosby asked the crowd, "Are "It is very easy to build on there any niggers here?" As a that which seems to be the stunned silence fell over the strength, and that is love," crowd, he questioned why advised Cosby, "You can't African Americans use the curse love into a child." word, no matter what mean­ who need it through the Federal Cosby questioned why ing they are implying, when Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). young African American their forefathers had to fight women claim to have chil­ for their right not to be We can help if your dren because they "want called that same degrading home or property has been damaged, something that loves [them]" word. "I don't think I want when they will not take the to meet you," he said. "Not you've lost your job or income, time to properly raise their when black men are hung or face other emergency needs children. "You don't tell me with ropes, when they do due to the recent disaster. you don't have time," he DNA tests of the Mississippi said. "Who asked you to have River and find the blood of If you've been affected by the recent all those children? You gotta our brothers." put that time in." disaster, please call us at 800-621-FEMA. He then turned to the fe­ "It is not alright for your males and asked, "How many Or visit www.fema.gov. 13-year-old daughter to have bitches are here? How many a child," he said, "Your 13- hos?" When no one respond­ year-old son has no business ed he countered their silence seeing himself as someone demanding, "Then why a/e who can drop his seed and you getting up and dancing walk away and somehow call to it?" 800-621-FEMA himself a man." Cosby told the crowd, "We Without a solid founda­ have got to celebrate the fact tion at home, Cosby argued that we all got together, that that children are raised feel­ we all agree, that a transfor­ ing neglected and unable to mation must take place!" FEMA express their emotions and, "Milwaukee, you can do as a result, act out in vio­ it. But it has to be you. I lence. "Our children have an can't. I can't come here every anger inside," he said, "They Wednesday," he said. are trying to tell us some­ Features uwmpost.com November 3,2004 11 CAB: Serving UWM with Activities By Michelle Holtz great alternatives. Union. Also check out Bengt Staff Writer Past activities put on by Washburn at 7 p.m. Dec. 8 in CAB involve homecoming and the Wisconsin Room. The Without certain organiza­ all the related events. This In the future, CAB hopes UWM tions on the University of Wis­ year the Wacky Olympics re­ to team up with other orga­ Post consin-Milwaukee campus, we turned from last year, as did nizations on campus. Work­ wouldn't have as many fun ac­ Powder Puff football. The ing together, they can help tivities to attend as we do. Who outdoor movie also returned, have some bigger bands and ...is now hiring puts on events like the Panth- playing one of Adam Sandler's other activities come to UWM. erfest outdoor movie and the great performances in Billy If anyone has any ideas that speed meet? CAB does. Madison. Another activity al­ CAB could bring to the UWM CAB, short for Campus Ac­ ready put on by this year was campus, wants to join or help tivities Board, is entering its the speed meet — an opportu­ with some of the upcoming second nity for new freshmen, as well activities, or just see what is yearand as upperclassmen, looking to on the calendar, check out The UWM Post is The What so far its meet a lot of new people do its Web site at http://www. m e m - just that. Each person had 30 uwm.edu/StudentOrg/CAB Organization? bership seconds to sit and talk to a per­ or e-mail Public Relations looking to hire an: has tri­ son about anything they want­ Director Keith Stachowiak at pled from eight last year. ed until they had to switch to [email protected]. Activities on campus give a new person and do the same Are you an organization students an alternative to thing all over again. that needs more members? Advertising some of the more typical (or Some upcoming CAB events Are your events going unpub- is it stereotypical?) college include a Battle of the Bands licized? Or do you just need Representative activity alternatives — week­ from 7 to 11 p.m. on Nov. to let people know that your ends that involve going out, 12. All the bands are already organization exists? E-mail me getting drunk, and doing oth­ chosen, so stop by the Union at [email protected] and your er drugs at various house par­ Ballroom to check out some organization may be featured ties for some college students. local talent. Also, on Nov. 17, in next week's Post! Hope to I Stop by our office in the Union, Suite For students looking to not UWM's comedy series is fea­ hear from you soon! participate in those types of turing Bayne Gibby at 7 p.m. EG80 and pick up an application. activities, CAB provides some in the Wisconsin room of the

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TOGETHERWE Make a plan Build a kit | Get trained j Volunteer | Give blood Together, we can save a life 12 November 3,2004 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment The myth of authenticity Ashlee Simpsons concept of live involves lip-synching, but that seems OK when our concept of artist involves imbecility It seems slightly, ironic that pseudo-rebellious black hair least a few reasons other than a show like "The Ashlee Simp­ dye, would still fall for this money and in which live per­ son Show" would hold such marketing ploy. Obviously, at formances were actually per­ good ratings and catapult this least two million people did formed live, Ashlee Simpson's bubble gum fraud of a celebri- and if they didn't feel cheat­ career would take the same ed by the obviousness of her path Milli Vanilli's took a de­ made-up virtues, then they cade ago: it would be doomed a&e probably didn't feel cheated and reduced to an industry by her lip-synching on "Satur­ joke. day Night Live" either. But this isn't an ideal world; Ashlee Simpson's fraudu­ this is the nation that is fasci­ lent nature was no secret, but nated with flawless packaging her "SNL" screw-up made it ob­ and scoffs at substantial con­ vious that not only have we tent. An artist's value is mea­ been trained to idolized icons sured by all the things that devoid of talent, we reward makes him/her a commodity,' their capability of persuading not an artist - magazine cov­ us to spend our hard-earned ers, relationship partners, how dollars on their air-filled, Kie- many times he/she goes into hls-treated carcasses. After rehab, what he/she drives. So the "SNL" lip-synching inci­ in a world such as this, Ash­ dent, which was attributed - lee Simpson's lip-synching Cinema of Survival by diego costa according to Ashlee - to some seems as superfluous as her lack of authenticity. Lives scarred by mental illness, ty into major stardom. What matters is the The show provided a facade, that which we physical abuse and endless look into the process can comprehend by of inventing a saleable looking, that which hospitalizations in 'Tarnation persona to a singer de­ requires no subjec­ void of an appealing tivity or expertise to Chronicling the life of its girl things. Her dark hair one - and construct­ gain appreciation. We creator Jonathan Caouette in and entrapping eyes landed ing her fakeness into are so visual because a collection of photos, 8 mm her a number of modeling a well-marketed cash visuals we deem eas­ home movies, answering- jobs and a spot in a popu­ cow. The audience was ily decoded, they are machine tapes, pop songs lar local television commer­ able to watch some of there, one-dimen­ and snippets of old movies cial. This idyllic childhood the tricks the music sional and ready for and television shows was washed away when Re- industry applies to its consumption. What­ that is simply rivet­ nee sustained a blow to the recording artists to ever other layers that ing, "Tarnation" pro­ head during an accident and convince people that go beyond the skin vides a powerful look was incarcerated in a men­ their attitude is real, would require too into the misfortune tal health hospital to try and their talent is undeni­ much cerebral work and heartbreak that able and their coolness to be recognized as turns into a triumph/that has is beyond skepticism. valuable. And cerebral pervaded Caouette's life. "By picking up a work is too Euro of a If you watched the "Tarnation" played to a thing. We are Ameri­ camera when I was a show you witnessed full house at the second an­ cans; we are on the the steps taken by an nual Milwaukee Internation­ kid, I found a way to go. No time for analy­ industry to make a fool al Film Festival. The film has ses and reflection. We survive the life I was out of you, to induce received a great deal of pub­ have a business to you into believing Ash­ licity after being selected to enduring. I used the run. Real art perhaps lee Simpson's image such film festivals as Sun­ comes with jagged camera as a weapon." had any substance. You dance, Cannes, Chicago and edges, requires more were presented with New York. As difficult as this - Jonathan Caouette than a quick glimpse the making of this il­ film was to watch, it's even to really sense its amorphous lusion and you still took it for sort of acid reflux disorder, the harder putting the emotion­ reality and bought two million divinity. In America the main producers of the "Radio Music al experience into words. rectify her alleged problem. copies of Simpson's CDs! requirement for music star­ Awards" moved Simpson into The breakdown of Caou­ Renee's personality was It is very sad that someone a better place in the lineup, dom has nothing to do with music, or art, or the senses, ette's life began before he severely compromised af­ who watched this idiotic teen­ placing her to the second-to- was born. His mother Re- ter two years of treatment, ager get her imbecility glamor­ last performance of that night but with how well they man­ age to fool us, even if we are nee LaBlanc was a beautiful resulting in a tortured life ized and packaged with mass from an early slot. young girl growing up in of mental illness, physical appeal, watched her cover In an ideal world, in which completely aware of the rules of the game. Texas doing beautiful young abuse and a seemingly end­ up her blond ditzyness with musicians made music for at less series of hospitaliza­ tions. Cauouette seems to be Fridays Free Music. the one thing that is keep­ ing his mother from going Saturdays Free Comedy. insane. While Renee is in and No cover charge. No drink minimum. out of hospitals, Cauouette is under the supervision of Renee's parents. Dur­ ing movements of the film Eddie Buns you wonder how the hell Friday, November 5 • 9 PWI-1 AM did Cauouette survive? "By Doors open at 8 p.m. picking up a camera when I Brother (11/12) was a kid, I found a way to survive the life I was endur­ ing. I used the camera as a weapon," he said. A lot is being made of the Clv^/ budget for "Tarnation," which was only $218.32. The film ards was also edited on iMovie, with Special Guest which is a free digital editing program on all iMac comput­ Kevin Kramis ers from Apple. "Tarnation" has already made close to Saturday, November 6 • 8 PM&10 PM $200,000 and a national re­ lease waits on the horizon. Doors open at 7 p.m. In the end it doesn't matter Next week: Janet Williams/Dan Whitehurst (11/13) that the production budget resembles the cost of what most films pay their produc­ tion assistants for a day of work. The important thing — AT POTAWATOMI BlNGO CASINO — to remember is that this film

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composed with frames and More is less reflections, but that type of scene is scarce and extremely unexplored. Unhappiness is too pretty of a Still, "Facing Windows" never really bores you. It has state in 'Facing Windows' a sort of soap opera-esque quality to it that makes you Giovanna is going through amnesiac old man who her want to witness Giovanna's some rough times at home kind-hearted husband brings dramatic breakdown moment with her husband, who doesn't home after finding him lost or her and Lorenzo's amazing seem to be able to keep any and clueless in the middle of love scene, which ends up be­ job for a long time, and at her the street - yes, quite unlikely. ing as dull and awkward as his boring job in the accounting Also cluttering the narrative Clark Kent-like appearance. department of a chicken-pack­ are issues of race, sexual ori­ Similar to the overrated ing factory. She finds solace entation and the Holocaust, chaos of the movie "My Life and escape by discreetly ob­ which all come off as belittled Without Me," this film falls serving the man who f\ n in a film which could have short from being remarkable lives across from her / been subtly gracious had it because it plagues itself with building, Lorenzo, j 2J stuck to the voyeuristic gaze cliches, including the mysteri­ through her window. between a woman and the ous wrinkled woman who may That sounds like a hold the key to the big ques­ promising premise for a good The film tries to weave tion and the crescendo music film. But "Facing Windows," and cinematography, awk­ be consummated and who this as Giovanna runs down the which played at the Milwau­ so many things around ward motifs (pastries, for old man is - though he seems stairs toward her lover's arms. kee International Film Festival the main storyline that instance) and lack of verisi­ overtly harmless to come off Also the characters in these last week, tries to weave so militude (working class wom­ as an intriguing character. But two films are too pretty to many things around the main it gets lost in its multi- en have never dressed so chic all these question marks soon be sufferers, unconvincingly storyline- that it gets lost in layering, formulaic as Giovanna in her Prada-look- become flat and clumsily re­ melancholy in their blemish- its multi-layering, formulaic ing trench-coats). lated. The moment you start free faces and silky hair. Not ambitions. ambitions. The beginning of "Facing putting the pieces together that sufferers can't be pretty, Instead of focusing on the Windows" gives the audience there is no more hope. but here beauty feels trite and relationship between the two a sense of mystery and multi­ There are a few scenes unnatural, when the premise neighbors, in all of the cin­ neighbor across the street. dimensional plotlines. You where Giovanna and Lorenzo really asks for realism and ematic possibilities it already The movie also dilutes its wonder if Giovanna's neigh­ stare at each other through truthful desperation. offers, it clutters the narra­ potential force with cliched bor is going to take an inter­ their respective windows, —Diego Costa tive with the character of an moments, over-the-top music est in her, if her desires will and the shots are beautifully NO GUESSING NO UNCERTA (THAT'S WHAT MIDTERMS ARE FOR)

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WHAT THF &ME=F:f* XkPIF? 16 young adults take centre stage in YOU WAITING FOR? 'SNL'-esque late-night comedy series A life changing film is in theaters now! The Third Ward is the heart or reason connecting the Baseball" also got a fair share of a new late-night series skits. They are just funny. of laughs from the local "The Dirty Dozen." Starring Most memorable was the democrats with a take-off on some of Milwaukee's younger "Kindies For Truth," a com­ George W. Bush's simpleton What tm $LeeP actors, the series is held at mercial that featured a group personality. While the writ­ Theatre X. The new series of­ of five pathetic, disgruntled ing was pretty shaky, the sad fers a fun, eclectic night out men who went to kindergar­ fact was you had to wonder Do wL (k)now\? that won't break the bank for ten with John Kerry. Done as whether or not you should those who are thrifty - tickets a spoof of "Swift Boat Vets for laugh. There were also a few skits such as "Straight Mar­ Come experience the phenomenon! start at $8. Truth," the men whine and Dubbed by Theatre X as "A complain about the pettiest, riage" (a heterosexual spoof if www.whatthebieep.com Democratic Theatre Experi­ ridiculous, and utterly juve- on gay marriage) and "Bionic ence," its current show is a Dad" that left something to be MARCUS RIDGE CINEMA CHECK THEATRE desired. EXCLUSIVE ENGAGEMENT DIRECTORIES 5200 S. Moorland Rd. collection of a dozen short OR CAIL FOR For more info: A little like a local ver­ New Berlin (262)797-0889 SHOWTIME.S comedy skits written almost NOW PLAYING! completely off-the-cuff. At the Call Theatre X at 291-7800. sion of "Saturday Night Live," end of the show, in honor of Theatre X's new late-night the 2004 election, the audi­ nile topics imaginable. series features constant new ence gets to cast a vote for the Also memorable was the skits and writing. While there three worst sketches. Plans "Science Friction" spoof. Done are no deep insights on the are also in the works for fu­ as a take-off on bad '60s sci-fi meaning of life to be found in ture world premiere plays. writing, the actors find them­ this show, it features a lot of Running the gamut from selves stranded on an emer­ young talent and is good for pretty shaky to pretty funny, ald planet and conspire to pit a few laughs. And with prices the midnight sketches are themselves against the all- starting so low, you could do aimed mainly at a college au­ knowing narrator. a lot worse at the big screen. dience. There is little rhyme "Nothing's Wrong with - Jason Alan Normality as fraud 'Rage in Placid Lake' explores the most hellish period of a persons lifetime: high school There is a long history of failed attempts by musicians to expand their careers and crossover into acting. Thank­ fully for Ben Lee, singer-song­ writer and member of The Bens, he managed to success­ fully make the crossover in the Australian film "The Rage in. Placid Lake." Lee portrays Placid Lake, a teenager who does not fit in with the "normal" kids at his high school, who spend their time punching him or being appalled by his lack of attempts to conform. He also doesn't fit in with his free-spirited hippie ing every bone in his body. on making himself someone parents, who tend to This accident causes Placid that society looks upon more make the problem I 4 ) to reevaluate his position in favorably. As Placid advances worse. The only per­ life, and he devises a plan to in the company, he is forced son Placid relates to become normal in a span of to decide whether by dressing is his friend Gemma (Rose right and functioning within Byrne). corporate society he really While Placid is a social He then jumps from the has changed who he is, and anomaly, he clearly has an un­ whether it is better to be ac­ derstanding of what it takes roof of his school to cepted by society as a fraud to be part of normal society. avoid the bullies he has or by the people who like him He uses this knowledge to win as himself. a film contest at his school. unfavorably depicted in "The Rage in Placid Lake" His film, "Life is Super Doop- his film, breaking every is a critique of corporate con- er," glorifies his high school sumerist society through its and the people within it, all bone in his body. depiction of Icarus Insurance whom make his life miser­ and of those who live com­ able. Instead of simply taking pletely on the fringes of so­ the prize money for his film, three weeks. After being re­ ciety through the depiction CLA Placid makes another film that leased from the hospital he of Placid's parents. Through WITH NEW YORK ARTIST depicts his peers, as well as makes himself over to look Placid and Gemma the film ROBERT PASCHAL his parents, in a more accu­ like a businessman (complete shows that it's best just to be BASIC rate light and it is shown at with a George W. Bush-esque yourself, regardless of how IF YOU HAVE graduation. haircut) and gets a job with an other people view you. While NEVER insurance company. this is not the most cutting USED He then jumps from the AN roof of his school to avoid the His parents and Gemma edge message, the dark come- AIRBRUSH BUT WANT INTERMEDIATE bullies he has unfavorably are both horrified at Placid's dic edge of the film makes it TO LEARN HOW ^ CONTINUATION OF transformation. He is unde­ more original. BASIC OR FOR SOMEONE depicted in his film, break­ THIS IS THE CLASS ^ terred though and is intent - Elyse Cusick FOR YOU - NEW YORK WHO HAS SOME AIRBRUSH ARTIST/TEACHER EXPERIENCE - LEARN HOW ROBERT PASCHAL WILL TO WORK WITH COLOR TEACH YOU HOW TO HOOK PLUS MORE UP THE AIRBRUSH & AiR TECHNIQUES Voice professor to sing in opera 'II Trovatore' SOURCE-TRIGGERING- SUN NOV 21 University of Wisconsin- story of passion, obsession two lovers apart sweep all TYPES OF FRISKETING - 11:00 TO 3PM COMPATIBLE SURFACES • Milwaukee music professor and vengeance. Two brothers three of them into a swirling HOW TO DEVELOP SHAPES - $99.95 William Lavonis will be per­ are separated at birth, with the maelstrom of madness and MAINTENANCE & MORE forming the role of Ruiz in younger brother, Manrico, sto­ destruction. SATURDAY NOV 20 Florentine Opera Company's len by a gypsy and raised as Student tickets are avail­ 9:30 TO 12:30 DOUBLE ACTION rendition of "II Trovatore" on her only son. 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His efforts to drive the Music uwmpost.com November 3,2004 15 ** Hesperus ensemble featured in Early Music Now presentation The Milwaukee-based Ear­ A pre-showing lecture ly Music Now, which special­ will begin at 4:30 p.m. Tick­ izes in historically informed ets are $25 for adults and performances of music writ­ $10 for students. A UWM ID ten before 1800, will pres­ qualifies for a $5 discount. ent its second concert of the Tickets can be purchased at season at 5 p.m. Saturday, the UWM Box Office with a $1 Nov. 6 at the University of per-ticket service charge. Wisconsin-Milwaukee's He- There will also be a morn lene Zelazo Performing Arts ing event starting at 11 a.m. Center. for kids to gain a behind-the- The performance will fea­ scenes view of the creation ture the Washington D.C.- of "The Robin Hood Project." based ensemble Hesperus Tickets for the morning event and its presentation of "The are $5 and children, with Robin Hood Project." The the purchase of a ticket, can quartet of musicians will bring an adult free. A morn­ perform a newly created ing ticket can also be used score of instrumental and for a $5 discount for the eve­ Datsuns hit the States in support of the Pixies vocal music, including au­ ning performance. For more thentic dances and ballads, information or to purchase By Elyse Cusick didn't really change that much Post: How would you say from the time of Henry VIII tickets, contact Early Music Music Editor about the band. He mostly just your live performance com­ to accompany "Robin Hood," Now at 225-3113 or e-mail let us do our own thing. I think pares to the recorded version the 1922 silent film starring [email protected]. At first glance, New Zea­ it was definitely an advantage of songs? Douglas Fairbanks. - Justin Schell land's the Datsuns seem like to have him around. PD: I think it's a different just anther part of the garage Post: How did you land the ballpark. We have a lot of fun rock craze, but this year's opening spot for the Pixies? playing live and we played "Outta Sight/ Outta Mind" PD: They [Pixies] got in live a lot before we recorded, Growing up yields finds the group just earnest­ touch with us and asked if we because we toured for four ly wanting to rock, with the wanted to open for them. And years before we even entered sound based more directly in we were really happy about it. the studio. For a long time we mixed results '70s rock. Guitarist Phil Dat- They're a great band and we're considered our records just sun (the group adopted the really excited to play with souvenirs from our shows. Jimmy Eat World lyrics about relationships last name) spoke with the Post them. I don't think they're We like people to have a good "Futures" with politics. The fast and before he left for the Ameri­ time at our shows. We have (Interscope) loud guitars barely make a can tour in support of the Pix­ dent into the track. It mixes SEE THEM LIVE a lot of fun doing both, but y ies. The first show of the tour I don't really like to compare In regards to aging there the message; are we suppose Tuesday, Nov. 9 are three types of people: the will be Tuesday, Nov. 9 at the Milwaukee Theater the two different forms. to rally up and head to fearful, the accepting and the Milwaukee Theater. Post: On a scale of one to the polls with bravado band Jimmy Eat World, reflec­ Post: What are your main an influence on our music at 10, with one being Foreigner or hold the hand of influences for the band? all, but they're a really great and 10 being Journey, where our significant other Phil Datsun: I think that band. would you place the Datsuns? like the lyrics seem to for Dolf it's the Beatles, Matt's Post: How would you com­ PD: I wouldn't put it on that suggest? more like the Kinks. It's not pare your fans in New Zealand scale. "Work," a reflection on just like one influence; we all and Australia to your fans in Post: What are your plans those awkward high school bring something different to the United States? Where do for the rest of the year? Will dances, is rough. The band the band. We listen to a lot you think people are most re­ you be playing any headlining members are pushing their of music from country to '60s ceptive to your music? shows in the States? thirtieth birthdays and they R&B. There's a lot of different PD: I don't really see how, PD: We're going to playing are still pining to be 17. The influences to the band. except we're bigger. Since with the Pixies and with Velvet song has a cool dichotomy Post: Do you think that we're from New Zealand we're Revolver and then next year with Liz Phair singing back­ working with John Paul Jones up, but Jim Adkins' voice bigger there, but we've played we'll be coming back depend­ tive and regretful. of Led Zeppelin affected or im­ some great shows in the States. ing on what's going on and drowns her out. He is the proved your sound? After reaching commercial weak link in a relationship We're going to be opening, but whether we're making another success in 2001 and 2002 PD: I think it improved our bound to fail, struggling to hopefully we can expand peo­ record or not. with "Bleed American" (self- sound in the studio, but he ple listening to us. hold on. titled after 9-11 for political The tastiest peanut is correctness), a rock-fueled "Kill," a song that works well album with catchy hooks and with its over-production. Ev­ Instability the inspiration: John McCrea lyrics, the boys took their ery lyric is quietly repeated time for a follow-up. The By Drew Morton I see. I have a pen and paper Post: You also spoke a lot with the most important get­ band also grew older, expe­ Staff Writer that I sort of bring with me about American hypocrisy. ting a voice effect. The re­ rienced more and became a every where I go and if I see How did you feel about Jon petitive guitar riff and simple bit more jaded. "Futures," the For their fifth album, "Pres­ something that strikes my in­ Stewart's "debate" with Cross­ drum beat fit perfectly in this group's fifth studio album, is sure Chief," Sacramento band terest I'll revisit it, sometimes fire's Tucker Carlson? song. Adkins' voice nails the the result of growing older as Cake retreated to a home stu­ with a guitar in my hand. It's JM: That was interesting. I desperation of wanting to be well as growing up. dio to come up with a record not so much a band, a movie thought it was hilarious. Tuck­ the main guy; even though that's both economical and or a book, but a continuous er Carlson said he didn't think Sadly, the result is a bag of it is wrong in every way. His small. Finishing up with the observation. It's like visiting he was as funny but I thought mixed nuts. There are the pea­ ego needs to be put back to­ first leg of their United States another planet; it's surreal. If he was hilarious. What you nuts, the trusty, reliable tunes gether and the song reflects tour and prepping for a list you're really interested in life have right now is something that never let you down. Then that sweetly. of venues across Europe, lead it's fascinating. This is such similar to the feudalistic there are cashews, a prettier The best Brazil nut of the singer John McCrea recently a weird time to be alive and times whereas the court jester lucky nut for sure, but bland album is "Night Drive." It's a spoke to the Post. it's very interesting and very as the only one who can tell and stale. Finally there are "how-to" song on getting a the Brazil nuts, the nut you Post: What inspires you to exciting. The human race is the truth sometimes. It's self- girl to sleep with you in your do not know what to think of. write music? Is it the current fascinating, like a race of devil important, pompous theatre. car. The song haunts with It's different and a tad exotic. political climate? apes. I thought Jon Stewart was in­ very little going on musically You'll try it again for sure. John McCrea: Yeah, always Post: At your concert at the credibly brave; I would hate to while Adkins sings. It's quiet anything unstable is inspiring Pabst Theater you said that go on someone's show and say "Futures" kicks off with and angry. "Hit me/I can take to me. Be it something in my the reason you don't use set that I thought they were par­ a cashew in the form of the your cheap shot/Leave you personal life or something in lists and you don't give in to tisan hacks. People -are just title track. With the presiden­ with the love we made." the government. I don't think fan requests is because you dying to hear someone speak tial election a matter of days It's all a matter of per­ of myself as a political writ­ don't want your performance the truth. When you have the away, the group wastes no spective. Growing up can be er as much as someone who to appear as false. The ques­ consolidation of media owner­ time getting to their political amazing. There are more re­ writes about human interac­ tion arises about whom you ship, people are starving for ideals. "I always believed in sponsibilities and newer and tions. Is it political if there is play your music for: your­ something that isn't bullshit. futures/I hope for better/in bigger opportunities to make a dragon in your backyard and selves or the audience? Post: Many of your compo­ November." Rest easy John mistakes. But, you can't fight Kerry; Jimmy Eat World is you pick up a spear and try JM: It's gotta be both. Pri­ sitions have a strong Marxist it and that is what "Futures" voting for you. and kill it? There are certainly marily it's both, you've got undertone; whom do you sup­ is doing. Jimmy Eat World a lot of issues right now, but to play to yourself in the way port politically? The problem with "Fu­ needs to embrace growing I'm not gonna talk about how that you have to like and be­ JM: I think I'm like most tures," is not its political up if their music is going to much I hate George Bush or lieve in how it sounds. Then Americans, I'm unhappy with slant, but the uncomfortable become more solid. anything. comes the interactive part all of the options. You just got­ fact that it mixes emotional —John McNally Post: Who influences you when the audience says yes, ta do what you think is gonna both musically and artisti­ this is the way it's supposed to be least damaging to the plan­ Handy cally? sound. We think we cai ;lay et. I'm not a Marxist per say, f Reference JM: What I find myself doing better when we actualh eel I'm a oragr 1st. I think you pla a •• • ig Chart ^king notes on everything 'HAKE page 16 The UWM Post Music 16 November 3,2004

steak type of music. I think But musicians do have to see CAKE Continued from page 15 they're actually a little more their families. The idea that Punk with a message loyal audiences than they are musicians are rich is a fantasy need to interface with real­ here too. from the 70s. Most years my Bad Religion Easy enough, but there must ity in order to change reality. dentist makes more than me. "The Empire Strikes First" be more than just kicking Post: How do you feel about Accept a construct that might Post: What plans are in (Epitaph) everyone that pisses you digital piracy? Do you view it not be your first choice, but store for Cake's future? off in the head? Well, there as having your music reach you have to acknowledge it more listeners or as robbing JM: Well, I'm working on "The Empire Strikes is. Plenty of political insight and work with it. First" is punk pioneers Bad the composer? a video for "No Phone." I've as true punk rock usually Post: Your next set of con­ Religion's eighteenth re­ JM: Well, it's both. I would agreed to put some concert has, although now punks certs is overseas. Where do lease and their first album love for music to be free. I footage of the band into the just cry about losing a girl or you find a more supportive since 2002's "The Process would want orange juice, sand­ video. how they are having fan base, in America or in Eu­ of Belief." Most people have wiches and rent to be free first. Post: What would be your I a bad hair day. rope? at least heard of Bad Reli­ V M I "The Empire It's a lie that musicians make ideal goal for the band? gion at this point and for JM: I think it varies from all their money from touring; JM: I guess our goal, at \ ,/ Strikes First" in­ country to country. Initially, cludes the song "Los it's a rationalization by young least musically, is not to have we had a lot of luck in France. Americans that is very conve­ a goal. If you have intellec­ Angles is Burning," which I think a French magazine is about burning down Hol­ nient. I'd love for everything tually defined goals you're was the first magazine to to become free but let's not probably headed in the wrong lywood before conform­ write about us in a positive ing to all that Tinsel Town just make the thing that I do direction. way. Then the Germans and for a living free. We thought Post: On a scale of one to has to offer. And as talking the English came on in a rela­ about kicking heads goes, we were doing more in the stu­ 10, with one being Foreigner tive light. It's generally hard dio than just promoting our and 10 being Journey, where the last song is rightfully to say. I think our sound is a called "Boot Stomping On a concerts. We thought we were would you place Cake? small and economic type of doing something that had JM: Two. Yeah, I think other Human Face Forever," which sound that Europeans appreci­ isn't exactly about breaking value within itself. I know it's people in the band would dis­ ate. They don't much care for exciting. It's like free candy. agree with me but I think two. skulls, but more of a story the [American] wide-load beef about how people feel help­ less against the world and come up with excuses for force the sadness of the lyrics, SEE THEM LIVE not doing anything about it. making it one of the strongest Friday, Nov. 5 In the end, by simply look­ portions of the evening. Eagles Ballroom (the Rave) ing at the cover art of the While many of Earlimart's new album, one can tell that songs are filled with melan­ those who have not, there is it's worth checking out. The choly, the entire show was something wrong with your only complaints "'are that not shrouded in sadness. "Un­ taste of what rocks and what some of the songs do not intentional Tape Manipula­ doesn't. match the intensity of the tions," which they introduced Bad Religion was part of it rest album. So, if you have as a slow-jam, showed of the all, in the belly of the beast heard the distinct sound of band's abilities to recreate known as punk. Eighteen al­ Greg Graffin's voice and liked the distortion and electronic bums in 23 years is pretty it then truly check out the al­ sounds found on the album, as impressive; most bands only bum, because even Mark At­ well as gave some of the audi­ get out two albums in 10 kins from Guttermouth said ence an opportunity to dance. years, like the Toadies. This the album is great and is The rest of the group's set, band is here to push the some of Bad Religion's best which in addition to songs pop-punk-vomit-trend over work in a long time. off of "Treble and Tremble" a cliff, pour gasoline all over For those that have yet included songs from 2003's it and ignite it with blazing to listen to Bad Religion, do "Everyone Down Here," never guitar riffs and classic punk yourself a favor and listen to lulled. The group is extremely drumming. Anyone who con­ one of the most influential talented, regardless of wheth­ siders the punk on radio and bands of your time. The best er the songs are heard in their television to be punk needs start to getting into them is studio or live form. to look deeper in the de­ the album "Suffer," which The Changes, a Police-influ­ cades past to find out what is by far their best album, enced group out of Chicago, punk really sounds like and but it's Bad Religion, so all opened for Earlimart. While the where the roots come from, of their albums have a good group's songs showed prom­ bands like Bad Religion. stance and a strong stand­ ise and were fairly enjoyable, The band strikes first in ing in the punk sound. With their stage presence was ex­ the new album by opening "Empire" they come close to tremely off-putting. Actually, with "Overture," which be­ hitting that sound and inten­ most of the group's problems gins with a slow instrumen­ sity they found on the "Suf­ seemed to stem from their gui­ tal. The song sounds like fer" album. Energy and emotions tar player. it's not going to do what it Bad Religion will be play­ Guitarist David Rothblatt is supposed to do and rock, ing the Eagles Ballroom at sang a few of the group's songs but as soon as the instru­ steal show the Rave on Friday, Nov. 5. and then appeared to just get mental stops the rapid back Earlimart The supporting acts will be Many bands abandon the in­ angry that the crowd was not beat jumpstarts your fading Onopa Brewing Co. Rise Against, which recently tricacies of their song arrange­ going crazy for him. Once Dar­ rhythm and doesn't hesitate released "Siren Song of the ments in live performances - as ren Spitzer, the lead singer of to show the listener what California indie-rockers Counter Culture," and label- well as some of the emotional the group, took over vocals, is in store for the remain­ Earlimart appeared at Onopa mates From First to Last, on depth found within them - in Rothblatt just seemed like der of the disc. The follow­ Brewing Co. on Oct. 28 in sup­ tour to support "Dear Di­ r\V\r, order to give the shows an angry little boy. On more ing track, "Sinister Rouge," port of their most recent re­ ary, My Teenage Angst Has a higher energy level. than one occasion Spitzer had keeps the system of energy lease, "Treble and Tremble," a Body Count." \ A] Earlimart, on the other to talk him down in order to going by just kicking ass. — Mitch Skyberg and played a show that, while \ I hand, was able to in­ containing a few technical dif­ start the songs. It seemed like flect more energy into he might have a breakdown on ficulties, was a fantastic dis­ their songs while keeping the play of the group's talents. stage, which is not that pleas­ emotional impact of the songs ing to watch. SEWING) t SCHOOL The Earlimart line-up has intact. This was most notable fluctuated since its inception, Rothblatt's antics aside BASIC NINJA SEWING in "Heaven Adores You," off of with singer-songwriter Aaron "Treble and Tremble." though, the band showed HARDCORE HANDBAGS promise. The rest of the group SKIRT DEVELOPMENT Espinoza being the only con­ "Heaven Adores You" began stant member, and the group seemed to all be in high spir­ ABSTRACT PATTERN MAKING with only Espinoza singing its and clearly had some talent. ADVANCED WORKSHOPS has now expanded to five. This and playing guitar. Midway •COLLEGE iNT£f*NSBI*>S AVAILABLE allowed them to recreate in a Songs such as the jazz-tinged through the song the rest of "Her, You and I" showed off that live setting the layered sounds the band joined in, as it does If if found within "Treble and the group is talented, they just F0SHION NINJQ on the album, but with far might want to get a guitar player |T Tremble," from which most of more energy live. The loud­ the set list was taken. that seems like less of a jerk. 414-481^3865 ness of the song served to en- - Elyse Cusick JKgKljyEitttK^^ •——~ Legendary Cale makes Milwaukee appearance Dance Fusion Blast! John Cale, the multi-tal­ JWhen: Friday, November 12th - 8pm to 1am Dream Syndicate, crackling, more stripped down than they Where: Bucketworks -1319 N. Martin Luther King - Milwaukee, Wl ented instrumentalist, singer, feedback-laden noise that can are on the album. An army of ^Experience the Dance Pulse fo Milwaukee! composer and producer fea­ be heard on his work with equipment would have been pSalsa 'Argentine Tango 'Puerto Rican Folkloric 'Reggae -Lindy Hop'West tured a mix of both new and the seminal group The Velvet needed to recreate the pleth­ I Coast Swing 'Stepping/Bop 'Afro-Caribbean classic songs and displayed Underground, the gritty rock ora of electronic sounds and his ability to move fluidly W*Local Artists - Dance Performances & Lessons *Body Painting *DJ'd Music Mix 'n' roll of bands such as The effects present on the album. between musical genres and I for non-stop DANCING * Video Footage live - see yourself in motion! Stooges and Patti Smith (both The bassist also doubled on idioms, from drone-based im­ W*Featuring Nina & Javier: Argeninte Tango Dance Performance - Direct from of whom Cale produced) and keyboard, while the drummer provisation at Shank Hall Oct. I Buenos Aires, Argentina with "Hobosapiens," explora­ controlled both a laptop and 24 in support of his new album, tions into electronic and com­ I $10 - Snacks/Beverages (BYOB-Beer and Wine) $V "Hobosapiens." Cale learned a drum pad as well his drum j • Questions - www.bucketworks.org ** puter-based composition. set, sometimes all in the same ^ i | Or Call Pat (414) 875-1754 or Nina (414)476-9693 Sponsored In Onu'c'lan^pj his improvisation from work­ The songs off "Hobosapi­ ing with La Monte Young's ens" that Cale performed were See CALE page 24 =p

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MEN'S SOCCER HOCKEY UWM reclaims Milwaukee Cup Admirals keep up By Chris Heimerman Panthers offense. In scoring Over the four years he has winning ways Staff Writer two goals, he tied U.S. World coached Jallow, Bennett has By Mike Rozinka three more unanswered Cup starter Tony Sanneh for taken pride in being part of his Staff Writer goals, giving them a com­ A healthy mix of University the all-time school goal-scor­ maturation, as he's watched manding 5-0. Veteran Tony of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and ing record. He also dealt out him improve every season. Despite racking up 74 pen­ Hrkac and youngster Kevin Marquette fans weathered a an assist. "He's picking and choosing alty minutes, the Milwaukee Klein each lit the lamp, while cold, rainy afternoon to watch "It means a lot to me, but the ways he wants to finish Admirals kept their unbeaten Hutchinson notched his sec­ the surging Panthers men's the most important thing right and he's become a more well- streak in regulation alive as ond goal on the night with soccer team set some records now is to win our last two rounded striker," he said. they defeated the Utah Griz­ a quick slapshot from the straight Tuesday, Oct. 26 after­ matches in the league," said zlies, 6-2, Saturday, Oct. 30 blueline. noon at Engelmann Field. Jallow of tying the record. Marquette 0-1 - 1 at the Bradley Center. The goal by Kline was the The Panthers reclaimed the Dale Weiler notched an as­ UW-Milwaukee 2-1 - 3 The victory caps off a first of his professional ca­ Milwaukee Cup on a solid 3- sist on each of the three UWM First half - 1, UWM, Zenoni (Weiler, weekend sweep of the West reer. 1 victory, after Marquette de­ goals. It was his corner kick on Jallow), 10:54; 2, UWM, Jallow (Mai th Division rival for the Admi­ The Grizzlies did not com­ feated UWM, 2-1, a year ago. the first goal in the 11 minute lace, Weiler), 13:01. Second half - 3, rals, improving their record pletely go into hibernation "The opportunities that we that allowed Jallow to head a UWM, Jallow (Weiler), 66:53; 4, MU, to 5-0-1-0 thus far this sea­ however. With the Admirals created were good ones and pass to an advantageous Kyle Lee (Blouin), 67:53. Shots - UWM 6; son. shorthanded for much of the they were ones that we put Zenoni who put the shot away. MU 10. Saves - UWM, Mickschl 0; MU, After squeaking out a 1-0 Kroll 2. Corner kicks - UWM 3; MU 7. second period, Utah's Jeff away," UWM coach Louis Ben­ He lofted perfect passes to the victory in Utah on Oct. 29, th Fouls - UWM 20; MU 13. Cards - MU, Taffe capitalized not once, nett said. penalty box in each of the 14 th th the Admirals came back to but twice on the power play Like many times before, An- and 67th minutes to set up Jal- Mullin (YC, 24 ), Dahlquist (YC, 56 ). Offsides - UWM 2; MU 1. A - 628. their home ice and did not to give some hope to the fad­ tou Jallow was the star of the low's historic goals. wait long to get reacquainted ing squad. with their home crowd. After coming off a stel­ Milwaukee defenseman lar performance from the Andrew Hutchinson's re­ previous night, Milwaukee bound goal on the power play goaltender Brian Finley rep­ at 5:14 of the first period set licated that performance, the tone for the rest of the shutting out the Grizzlies in game. Teammate Simon Gam- the last period of play, end­ ache added another goal late ing the night having stopped in the period to give the Ad­ 31 of 33 shots faced. mirals a strong 2-0 lead going "He's starting to get into a in to the first intermission. groove," said Admirals head Milwaukee opened up the coach Claude Noel of Fin- second period with their ley. "He's answered the call guns blazing as they scored well." One-on-one with Antou Jallow By Steve Pease footballer, as opposed to a Staff Writer stronger or faster one? Antou Jallow. Being a more In the 63rd minute of the cerebral football player helps University of Wisconsin-Mil­ in all situations on the field. waukee and Butler University Nowadays, when playing at a men's soccer game on Friday, high level, the game is played Oct. 29, UWM senior striker at such a high speed that you Antou Jallow found himself need to be able to think as fast flying horizontal to the finely in order to be successful. manicured Engelmann Field, Post: In the 2004 schedule just before heading home a poster you have a set of head­ curving cross from Neil Dom­ phones on. Who are a few of browski for his 54th career your favorite recording art­ goal as a Panther. ists? And, do you play any No one in UWM history instruments? has ever scored more goals AJ: My favorite artist is than the Uppsula, Sweden 2Pac. I don't play any instru­ juggernaut. With the goal, ments. Jallow passed U.S. national Post: Whom do you listen to soccer team member and for­ in preparation for a match? mer Panthers star Tony San­ AJ: I listen to various art- neh as the all-time leading tallow's goal one for the books goal scorer in school his­ By Marie Khan the 2002 World Cup, played at weren't converging on them." tory and tied the Horizon Staff Writer UWM from 1990 to '93. "We had to make sure that we League record for points Jallow also tied the league finished everything (in the sec­ with 134. The University of Wiscon­ record for most goals scored ond half) and we finished every While the goal - his sin-Milwaukee men's soccer in a career. move, everything we did, both 12th of the season - might team accomplished two feats "It just felt really good be­ offensively and defensively. So have seemed on the amaz- on Friday, Oct. 29, outscoring cause we tied the game and then it (winning) was putting a cap rival league opponent Butler, we were back in the game," Jal­ on everything we did, not leav­ Antou Jallow is getting serious 2-1, and assisting in the per­ low said on his record-break­ ing anything open." consideration to play for Major sonal triumph of senior for­ ing goal. "And then afterwards, League Soccer next season. . ward Antou Jallow, who broke right now, it feels even better, Butler 1-0-1 Post file photo by John J. Ward. the school's all-time career when I think about it. In the UW-Milwaukee 0-2 - 2 goal scoring record. game I didn't really think about First half - 1, BU, Wyrick (Pancio), ing side to anyone outside The Panthers (9-4-3 overall, the record-breaking goal." 6:02. Second half - 2, UWM, Jallow of the UWM soccer com­ [fllLWAUK 5-1 Horizon League) now sit UWM clinched the win with a (Brisson, N. Dombrowski), 63:30; munity, it is all in a game's in first place in the Horizon header by Dombrowski, as­ 3, UWM, N. Dombrowski (Furtsch), work for the stealthy foot­ League, sharing the honor sisted by Trent Furtsch in the 74:28. Shots - UWM 16; BU 9. baller, who certainly has with Butler (11-5-1, 5-1), whom 75th minute. Saves - UWM, Mickschl 2; BU Rein- had his share of highlight hardt, BU, 6. Corner kicks - UWM a UWM beat for last year's league "Butler was the team to reel goals. 8; BU 2. Fouls - UWM 18; BU 16. Perhaps now that Jallow is ists before the game. 2Pac of tournament championship. beat," UWM coach Louis Ben­ Cards - UWM, N. Dombrowski (YC, UWM failed to capitalize nett said. "They were ranked th th receiving more national atten­ course, lately I've also been 30 ); BU, Mariscalco (YC, 34 ). A tion, he will finally be a more listen to a lot of Krumbsnat- on any of its seven shots in in one of the national polls, -684. the first half and fell behind they were 5-0 (league record) recognizable face around the cha, EPMD and Junior Kelly. UWM campus. Post: I have read that you in the seventh minute after a and we were chasing them. It's Up next: After the Panthers Bulldogs corner kick by David very similar to last year. Last In the mean time, the UWM are a big (Arsenal FC and registered a 1-0 overtime win Post sat down with Jallow and France Striker) Thierry Henry Wyrick. year, we had to beat Butler be­ over Cleveland State onSunday, The Panthers got the goal cause we had a tie and today posed a few questions to find fan, which footballer(s) have Oct. 31, the Panthers clinched out his influences, his favor­ you modeled your game af­ back in the second half when, it was a huge win, especially in the top seed in the Horizon th ite drink and just what makes ter? in the 64 minute, Jallow head­ the nature of how we did it. League tournament starting him so good. AJ: Of course, Thierry ed the ball in, with help from "Things weren't necessarily Saturday, Nov. 6. UWM's first Post: So much of soccer has Henry is a big influence since Chris Brisson and Neil Dom- easily going our way. We had round match-up will be played a direct correlation to a play­ he is, in my opinion, the best browski. That goal broke Tony to really mold and manipulate at 1 p.m. at Engelmann Field er, or a teams' intelligence. In striker in the world. It's only Sanneh's career goal scoring the game to fall in our favor. Be­ against Cleveland State. what situation(s) would it record at UWM. Sanneh, who cause we did have chances, we - Nick Dettmann played for the United States in did have a lot of the ball but we help to be a more cerebral See JALLOW page 18 * 18 November 3,2004 The UWM Post Sports

WOMEN'S SOCCER Freshman leads UWM 2004 Horizon League Women's Soccer Championship Butler University past Purdue November 4,5 & 7 By Ryan Julson havoc, but neither team re­ No. 2 Detroit (6-1) Staff Writer ally took advantage." Four seniors were hon­ Thursday, November 3 On a day designated as ored in a pre-game ceremo­ Kuntz Stadium - 4:30pm Senior Day, it was a fresh­ ny. Sara Lewis, St. Aubin, Field 1 HORIZON LEAGUE man that provided the end- Richter and Brenda Andrews RAISE YOUR SIGHTS of-the-year lift. represent the only class to No. 7 Youngstown State (1 -6) Tied 1-1 late in the sec­ win a league championship Friday, November 5 ond half, the University of in each of their four years. Varsity Field* No. 3 Butler (4-3) Wisconsin-Milwaukee wom­ "It was a day for our se­ 2:30pm en's soccer team and Purdue niors and I was glad they Thursday, November 4 appeared ready to settle could end their careers with Kuntz Stadium - 5:30pm their differences in over­ a win on the home field," Field 2 time. But freshman Joanna Moynihan said. Severson picked the perfect The win evened the all- No. 6 UW-Green Bay (2-3-2) time to score her first career time series at two games Sunday, November 7 collegiate goal to propel the apiece. Their last meeting Varsity Field # Panthers to a 2-1 win on Sat­ came in 1987 in West Lafay­ 12:00pm No. 4 Loyola (3-3-1)* 2004 HORIZON LEAGUE urday, Oct. 30 in UWM's final ette, Ind. - won by the Boil­ TOURNAMENT CHAMPS regular season game. ermakers 2-1. Thursday, November 4 With 12 seconds left in Kuntz Stadium - 3:00pm regulation, senior Melissa Purdue 1-0-1 Field 2 Richter sent a throw-in to UW-Milwaukee 1-1-2 the penalty box and found First half - 1, PU, Eyorokon (Arnold), No. 5 Wright State (3-3-1)* Taylor Powell, who one- 10:32; 2, UWM, Chudy (penalty kick), Friday, November 5 touched the ball to Severson. 10:44. Second half - 3, UWM, Se­ Varsity Field* Severson took the pass and verson (Powell, Ricter), 89:48. Shots 11:30am No. 1 UW-Milwaukee (7-0) sent a shot to the far post - UWM 11; PU 11. Saves - UWM, past the goalkeeper for the St. Aubin 3; Mason 2, Carey 2. Cor­ Thursday, November 4 game-winner. ner kicks - UWM 4; PU 4. Fouls Kuntz Stadium - 2:00pm - UWM 8; PU 6. A - 326. Field 1 Parrissa Eyorokon for Pur­ due (9-9-1) started the scor­ All Times Eastern Standard Up next: UWM will next No. 8 Cleveland State (0-7) ing lofting the ball from 30 'Tiebreaker - No. 4 Loyola def. No. yards out and past the UWM take part in the 2004 Ho­ 5 Wright State 1 -0 on Oct. 17 (10-7-2) goalkeeper Kerri rizon League tournament, #Varsity Field at Butler University St. Aubin. However, UWM beginning Thursday, Nov. answered 12 seconds later 4, for a chance to play in on a penalty kick by junior the NCAA tournament. Their Elizabeth Chudy. first game will be against Cleveland State, who are UWM to face Vikings in first round "Except for the last 10 0-19 this season and have minutes, where (Purdue) been outscored 91-3. UWM Women and men will face CSU had some dangerous op­ will go into the tournament portunities," UWM coach Mi­ as the top seed for the fourth chael Moynihan said. "I was straight year. in quarterfinals as top seeds happy with how our defense played. The wind wreaked - Nick Dettmann By Nick Dettmann qualify for the league tourna­ pionship game finals, splitting Sports Editor ment, but the winner of the them three games apiece. tournament receives the auto­ For the men, their quest JALLOW Wolof. A return trip to the NCAA matic bid to the NCAA tourna­ for a fourth straight appear­ Continued from page 17 Post: What do the Panther tournament by the University ment. The NCAA tournament ance in the NCAA tournament Men do to pass time on road of Wisconsin-Milwaukee wom­ will start on Friday, Nov. 12 begins on Saturday, Nov. 6 natural for a striker to look trips? en's soccer team will begin on with the games being played at Engelmann Field at 1 p.m. at Henry's game in order to AJ: Not much really. We Thursday, Nov. 4 as they will at various schools around the They, like the women, will improve his own. However, I mainly just sleep a lot, watch take on Cleveland State in the country. play Cleveland State. The men, wouldn't say that I've modeled movies and play cards. quarterfinals of the Horizon Last time around, the Pan­ also like the women, will be my game after anyone par­ Post: What kind of effect League tournament. thers lost a heartbreaker, 1-0, the number one seed for the ticular. I believe that you as has Coach Louie (Louis Ben­ The tournament is being in overtime in the semifinals tournament and attain hosting a player need to realize what nett) had on your game? held by Butler University at in Chicago. That loss snapped rights for as long as they are in your own strengths are and AJ: Coach Bennett has had Kuntz Stadium in Indianapo­ UWM's two-year reign as the the tournament. model your game after that. a tremendous effect on my lis. The semifinals and finals league tournament champi­ The odds are certainly in Post: What languages do game. He has helped me im­ will be held on Friday, Nov. ons. It also broke a string of favor of men's coach Louis you speak? prove everything on my game 5 and Sunday, Nov. 7 respec­ four straight appearances in Bennett and his squad. Since AJ: I speak Swedish and since I came here. Especially tively at Varsity Field on the the championship game for 2001, the Panthers have lost English fluently. I also speak on my shot selection, he campus of Butler. UWM. Since 1993, UWM has only three home matches. a little French, Spanish and has helped me become a lot All eight teams in the league appeared in six league cham­ [West African Language] smarter when finishing. Sports uwmpost.com November 3,2004 19 World champion poker player SWIMMING Belting wins six events in to visit Milwaukee weekend meets Poker-playing Wisconsin native to promote By Nick Dettmann relax, the Panthers were Sports Editor right back in the pool in latest book Rochester, Mich., on the By Allie Kuopus Senior Michael Belting campus of Oakland Uni­ Staff Writer won three events and junior versity. The men split their D3U BB3tS Kyle Fyock finished second match-ups with host Oak­ Once only found in Las in three events to lead the land and Wayne State, while Vegas casinos and under­ University of Wisconsin- the women defeated Wayne ground gambling clubs, and Milwaukee men's swimming State, but lost to Akron and poker is rapidly becoming & diving team to a 106-99 Oakland. the hottest form of gambling dual meet win over Whea- Belting won two individ­ since the slot machine. ton at the Klotsche Center ual events and was in the With online poker avail­ Lucky Draws pool on Friday, Oct. 29. first place 400 free relay able at the click of a mouse, Sophomores Lindsay literally anyone can get their team for the second straight Caldwell, Heather Sawatzki night. This time around, he hands on a little Texas Hold and Bridget Fargen and ju­ 'em, Five-card Draw or Sev­ won the 1000 and 500 free Winning Hands, nior Emily Holcomb won en-card Stud. With so many ; races. people getting in on the the 400-meter medley relay Junior Jeff Jasinowski action, finding worthy op­ and Stories, * to help lead the women to a finished third in the one- ponents who actually know 110-95 dual meet win. meter dive and fourth in what they are doing can be a from the Belting won the 200 and the three-meter dive events bit of a game in itself. 500-meter freestyle and was for UWM. Books and videos are out Professional on the winning 400 free re­ As for the women, Erin there to help novice poker lay team. With the Panthers Blemberg won the one-me­ players get into the mind­ Poker Tour trailing by two points late ter dive with a lifetime best set of the pros, providing in the meet, Belting teamed score of 281.40, missing tips and insights how to up with Ryan Frohmader, the school record by 8.25 improve and work off of, Tim Watt and Chase Graven- points. Crystal Szymanski even the slightest skill. One good to win the final event took fifth in the same event such book just hit the mar­ of the night. with 206.45 points and fin­ ket, "Bad Beats and Lucky Fyock finished just six ished third in the three-me­ Draws," written by none hundredths of a second be­ ter dive. other than nine-time World hind the race winner in the Series of Poker Champion, Phil Hellmuth Jr. Caldwell took a pair of Author of Play Poker Like the Pros 50 free event. runner-up finishes in the 50 Phil Hellmuth, Jr. Caldwell would go on If anyone is going to free and 200 breaststroke. to post victories in the 50 Up next: UWM will travel learn anything about what free and 200 breaststroke. it is like to be a professional to Illinois-Chicago for a 2 Sawatzki won the 200 indi­ card player, they are going p.m. dual meet on Saturday, to learn from Hellmuth, Jr. vidual medley. Nov. 6. He will be visiting Mil­ With not much time to — Nick Dettmann waukee on the largest ever poker-related book-launch­ MEN'S BASKETBALL ing tour at 8 p.m. Fri­ other people's money in bars cool, calm exterior? Hellmuth, day, Nov. 5 at the Harry W. and at the University of Wis­ Jr. provides a glimpse into his Schwartz Bookshop, 2559 N. consin Memorial Union. In no and his opponents' minds, Downer Ave. time he was playing profes­ providing commentary on al­ Panthers' television schedule It is the second book for sional card players and doc­ most every hand mentioned in Hellmuth, both being poker tors, accumulating $20,000 the book, pulling the reader related. His first, entitled "Play for his bank account. up to the table and into the Dec. 15 at Wisconsin, 7 p.m. (WMU Poker Like the Pros," was re­ Ten failed trips to Vegas action. Dec. 22 at Kansas, 7 p.m. (WMLW) leased in May 2003. later, he finally found real suc­ The chapter entitled Jan. 6 at Butler, 6 p.m. (WMLW) Hellmuth, Jr. began his cess. He dropped out of school "Cheesehead Poker" gives the Jan. 15 vs. UW-Green Bay, 1 p.m. (Fox Spor run as one of poker's hottest and has been kicking serious reader a sense of where Hell­ Jan. 26 at Purdue, 5 p.m. (WMLW) players when he won his first poker butt ever since. muth, Jr. comes from, provid­ Feb. 5 vs. Illinois-Chicago, 1 p.m. ( World Series of Poker brace­ "Bad Beats and Lucky Draws" ing stories from his college Feb. 10 at Loyola-Chicago, 7 p.m. {\ let in 1989 at the ripe age of is an easy read that poker days. "Poker Hollywood Style" Feb. 16 vs. Butler, 7 p.m. (Fox Sports North) 24, making him the youngest players from any level can proves that even celebrities Feb. 19 ESPN Bracket Buster Saturday champion ever. Since then, he enjoy. Flip open to any page can bluff their way past pro­ has taken home eight more, to find insider anecdotes and fessionals at big tables. tying him with Doyle Brunson observations, hindsight and "Against All Odds" might be and Johnny Chan — two poker explanations, all told through the most interesting of all the icons. He is the all-time WSOP famous hands from the WSOP, chapters. In it, he discusses money leader, with his win­ World Poker Tour, European some of the weirdest, lucki­ nings through 2003 stacking Poker Tour and more. est and downright devastating up to a staggering $3.5 mil­ Interested how to read an hands he has ever played, con­ UWM announces lion. opponent? Want to know what firming that even if the start Originally from Madison, the players on television are of a hand seems dreary, any television schedule Hellmuth, Jr. started taking really thinking, despite their player can come out on top. Panthers to play at least 10 Christian lands on first team games in front of TV audience By Nick Dettmann (Channel 41), twice on Fox for second straight year Sports Editor Sports North, once on ESPN2 and one to be announced at Nygren and Weiland finish in top 10 at league meet It was just over four years a later date. ago when putting the Univer­ Doing the play calling for sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee WMLW is Emmy-award win­ By Nick Dettmann crossing the finish line in 18 Butler also won the meet on men's basketball team on ning television voice of the Sports Editor minutes and 39 seconds on the men's side as they scored television would have made Milwaukee Brewers, Daron the 5,000 meter course. She a perfect 15 points for sweep­ no sense and was thought to Sutton. Sutton will head the Senior Anna Christian fin­ finished sixth in last year's ing the top six places. be a joke. broadcast team for the six ished fifth overall to lead the meet. UWM freshman Joe Now, two postseason ap­ games to be on WMLW this University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Just missing out on all- Wawrzyniak was selected pearances in a row, a Horizon season. He has spent the last waukee women's cross coun­ league consideration was as the league's Newcomer of League tournament champi­ three seasons as the voice of try team to a third-place finish st freshman Holly Nearmann as the Year as he finished in 21 onship and a league regular the Brewers, winning a local in the Horizon League Cham­ th she crossed the line in 16 place. season championship later, Emmy award in 2003 for Out­ pionships on Saturday, Oct. place in a time of 19:44. Up next: UWM will com­ the Panthers will be featured standing Achievement for In­ 30 in Kenosha. The Bulldogs won the meet pete in the NCAA Great Lakes on television for at least 10 dividual Excellence. UWM hosted the meet at for the third straight year, Regional on Nov. 13 in Terre games for the 2004-'05 sea­ WMLW and CBS 58 (WDJT) the University of Wisconsin- putting all five of their scor­ Haute, Ind. The Great Lakes son. More games may be will continue to air the week­ Parkside and finished with ers in the top eight. region is considered the most added at a later date. 84 points, behind champion competitive in the NCAA and ly "Bruce Pearl Show" at 10:30 For the men, juniors Nate The Panthers will play at Butler (23 points) and Loyola- the Panthers will be compet­ p.m. every Sunday during the Nygren and Nate Weiland least six games on WMLW season. Chicago (60). took seventh and eighth re­ ing for a spot in the NCAA Christian captured first spectively as the men finished championships. team all-league honors after third at the league meet. — Nick Dettmann Go Panthers! The UWM Post Sports 20 November 3,2004 UWM comes from behind again Fruit's 25 kills leads UWM from second 2-0 deficit in a week

By Marie Khan Blue Demons in three games Staff Writer 30-19, 30-21, 30-21, on Tues­ day, Oct. 26 at the Klotsche After a weekend stint in Center. the Windy City, the Universi­ A big difference in the ty of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's game was between the hit­ volleyball team is still on ting percentages. The Pan­ top of the Horizon League, thers hit .311, while DePaul following wins over Loyola- only hit .108. Leanne Felsing Chicago and Illinois-Chica­ led the Panthers with 16 kills go, closing out UWM"s road and Karen Fruit added 14. portion of the schedule. Fruit achieved her 1,000th A doubt turns into a victory The Panthers beat the collegiate dig early in the Ramblers Friday, Oct. 29 match and ended up with 16 th By Nick Dettmann jor, the 11 tour title of his competitions. A field of 577 in a hard-fought five-game digs for the night. Fruit be­ Sports Editor career and his first since No­ people made their way from all scramble, first losing 30-27 came just the second player vember of 2002, Wiseman took over the world for a chance to and 30-19, before bouncing in school history to register Danny Wiseman sat at a home $100,000 with the sec­ compete in bowling's biggest back 30-24, 30-26 and 15-9 at least 1,000 kills, 1,000 computer shortly after he ond-place Allen taking home major. There were 207 pros, to take the match. digs and 100 aces during her completed his first day of $50,000. Third place finisher 370 amateurs and including collegiate career. th After going two years qualifying for the 55 Miller Patrick Healey, Jr. won $25,000 11 women that took part in without making a comeback The Panthers dominated High Life Masters Champion­ and Brian Boghosian received the week festivities. from a 2-0 deficit to win a the first two games. The only ship last week, looking for a $15,000 for his fourth-place The qualifying rounds con­ match, the Panthers have real challenge came early in flight home. finish. sisted of each bowler rolling done it twice in one week. the third game. The Pan­ "I wasn't comfortable one After struggling in day 10 games with the top 25 per­ They accomplished the feat thers fell behind 11-4, but bit, just bad decisions, every­ one, Wiseman jumped from cent of the field moving on to on Oct. 23 against Northern th they picked it up and went thing," he said. "I actually was his 213 standing after round the final round of qualifying. Colorado. on two seven-point scoring looking on the Internet for one of qualifying to tied for From there, they would bowl Outside hitter Karen Fruit streaks to help hold off the flights. I felt horrible, wasn't 85th after day two and then sat five more games and the top th was on fire, racking up 25 Blue Demons. comfortable. tied for 40 after the last day 63 would move onto match kills, posting a .236 kill per­ "I thought it was awe­ "I had some issues; I was of qualifying. From there, he play. centage and 22 digs. some," UWM coach Kathy The match play round was "I actually feel like it's one Litzau said. "The first two determined by double-elimina­ of the best wins I've been a games we were so focused. tion, three-game matches with part of because of the way The third game we didn't the winner having the highest we came back and took the come out as focused as De- three game total. The final four win,". UWM coach Kathy Lit- Paul did and we made a lot would move onto the ESPN zau said. "We didn't sit back of errors. And then we just televised finals at Miller Park and wait for the other team turned it on. I thought we re­ — the first time in PBA history to give it to us. Plus, I look ally just upped it up a notch." that a bowling event was held out on the floor and I see - Katie Witte in a baseball stadium. But that I have three freshmen out did not intimidate Wiseman. there. It's a great sign for the DePaul 19-21-21 "When we are able to get next month and for the years UW-Milwaukee 30-30-30 used to the surroundings, it's to come." Leaders: Kills - Felsing, UWM, 16; bowling," he said. "We have to Litzau played all her five Goreham, DEP, 11. Assists - Lange, hit a target. It's open, the ceil­ freshmen with Leanne Fels- UWM, 46; Holmes, DEP, 28. Digs ing's high and the ball looks ing leading the freshmen - Fruit, Gabrielson, UWM, 16; Hayes, like it's going three miles per class with 15 kills and a .368 DEP, 16. Blocks - McNab, UWM, 4; hour on the lane. attack percentage. Goreham, DEP, 6. A-209. "Just because we're in an Barely 24 hours later, the fighting some things during simply dominated the match incredible sports arena, a sta­ Panthers were back on the UW-Milwaukee 27-19-30-30-15 the week. play rounds going 6-0 with a dium, a major league baseball floor, this time against UIC. Loyola-Chicago 30-30-24-26-9 "I came in the next day and 233 average. team stadium, it's bowling." But that did not slow them Leaders: Kills - Fruit, UWM, 25; made some good decisions. I "Nobody deserves it more To accommodate the fact down as UWM rolled to a 30- Stromath, LOY, 17. Assists - Lange, got in rhythm and one thing this week," Allen said. "He out- that they were bowling in 20, 30-27, 28-30, 30-16 win. UWM, 52; Holbrook, LOY, 54. Digs leads to another." bowled everybody." baseball stadium, four lanes th - Fruit, UWM, 22; Amberg, LOY, th It was UWM's 17 straight 20. Blocks - Hegemann, UWM, 4; Wiseman sat tied for 213 In the finals, Wiseman cer­ were assembled with the ap­ win over the Flames. UIC last place and was prepared to tainly did that as he started off proach on the first base line Langheld, LOY, 4. Aces - Gabrielson, beat UWM on Nov. 1, 1996 in UWM, 4; Holbrook, LOY, 3. Card move onto the next event in the finals with eight straight in shallow right field and the Chicago. Chicago in one week before the strikes, bringing the large pinsetter just before second - LOY (delay of game, game two). Libero Jamie Gabrielson A-341. Masters even got started. But, crowd of 4,307 fans to loud base. achieved a career high of 26 after gathering his thoughts cheers as he neared bowling "It is absolutely amazing," digs, while Felsing topped shortly before day two, Wise­ perfection. UW-Milwaukee 30-30-28-30 Allen said about the atmo­ her stats over Loyola-Chi­ Illinois-Chicago 20-27-30-16 man stormed his way to the "I didn't even know what sphere. "The only thing I can cago, with 18 kills and four Leaders: Kills-Fruit, UWM, 19; Ne- top seed for the final day of was going on," he said. "I was say about it is that they gave service aces. Outside hitter deljkovic, Studzinski, UIC, 15. Assists bowling. in my own little world. I wasn't us an hour this morning to Sarah Moore also lit up the - Lange, UWM, 46; Kozak, UIC, 47. He sat and watched, wait­ nervous; I was breathing, re­ bowl and a half-hour before net with seven blocks. Digs - Gabrielson, UWM, 26; Hre- ing for his opportunity to con­ laxed and in my little world." the TV broadcast. Fruit joins rare class in bic, UIC, 16. Blocks - Moore, UWM, vince himself that he belonged For Allen, who coasted to "You kind of get a feel and victory 7; Nedeljkovic, Graf, UIC, 2. Aces at Miller Park, the host of the two victories on the day over used to the whole surround­ The University of Wiscon­ - Felsing, UWM, 4; Hrebic, UIC, 3. final rounds. After rolling a Boghosian (238-153) and Heal­ ings. Bowling in a baseball sta­ sin-Milwaukee wrapped up A- 124. strike on his first shot in the ey, Jr. (248-219), he picked a dium is hopefully something the non-league portion of final round, Wiseman was in bad time to struggle. Allen I'll experience again. their schedule in convinc­ Up next: UWM, winners of the zone and coasted to a 268- started the final match by get­ "Nothing I've ever experi­ ing fashion. The Panthers seven in a row and 11 of their 183 win over Patrick Allen in ting a 4-6-7-10 split in the sec­ enced like that." easily defeated the DePaul last 12 games, will play their the finals of the Miller High ond frame and then did not final four games of the Life Masters Championship get a strike until the seventh regular season in the — his first career PBA major frame. By then, his efforts friendly surroundings title — on Sunday, Oct. 31 at were too late. of the Klotsche Center. Miller Park. "I probably didn't even de­ Wright State comes to "All the greats that have serve to be here," Allen said. town on Friday, Nov. 5 won this tournament, you see "Because if you look at the sitting with a 4-21 over­ their names when they hang averages, they (the field) out- all record and 2-8 in the the banners in the bowling average me by 15 pins. league. A visit by Butler center," said Wiseman of the "I'm having some thumb is­ will complete the week­ Masters rich history. "I have sue problems. My hand just end on Saturday, Nov. always wanted to win a ma­ keeps swelling up. As the 6. The match-up may jor; it's probably the one to games kept going on, I had a turn out to be a differ­ get because of all the history hard time clearing the thumb ence maker in terms of behind it. hole. But I'm sure, bowling the seeds for the league I ? "I've been reading 'Bowler's against Danny [Wiseman] tournament Nov. 18-21 Journal' since I could read. You probably didn't help the situ­ in Youngstown, Ohio. look at these names, it's amaz­ ation either." Butler won the first ing and now my name is going Qualifying and match play meeting this year, 3-2, to be on there. for the Masters was held at in Indianapolis. "I'm in shock." AMF Bowlero from Oct. 24 to — Nick Dettmann - By winning his first ma- 30. Also held were the amateur Editorial uwmpost.com November 3,2004 21

olumn The direction of the Republican Party By Robb Manning president or president, but I ing black Americans, showed Editorial Editor hope the latter. that only 69 percent of black In fact, I think Republicans Americans support John Kerry Whew! It's over. If it's one need to start a grass roots ef­ (USA Today, Oct. 19, 2004). Of thing that we can all agree on fort to encourage her to run. course, 69 percent of a popu­ — whether you lean left, right, Condoleezza Rice is one of lation is still a huge number. middle, or still don't know the most intelligent people But think of it this way: in which way you lean - you can to grace Washington, and has 2000, Bush received nine per­ thank your deity/non-diety of the toughness to deal with the cent of the black vote, and in choice that the race for presi­ issues of modern American, 2004 he is forecasted to get dent is finally over. In fact, such as terrorism. If you don't 18 percent. That's twice the this will probably be the only believe me, watch some of her amount of votes. statement that I make all year news clips. Have you seen the Since its inception, the Re­ that we can all agree on. woman debate? If you have, publican Party has stood as you haven't forgotten how a symbol for the inalienable she can chew a person up and rights of Black Americans. Un­ spit them out; something that fortunately, this concept has many Americans fear that a been lost in recent decades. woman president wouldn't be But, as more Black Americans able to do. return to the GOP, the more it Aside from the fact that she will return to those principles is the best person for the job, in which it was founded. there's another reason why I'd There are definitely some like to see her nominated by fractures between Black Amer­ ROBB's the Republicans. In the 2000 icans and the Democrats that election, Al Gore received 91 take them for granted. The Re­ RANTS percent of the black vote. publican nomination of Con- At the time of this writing, I don't know who won, since Since it's inception, the Republican we go to print before the elec­ tion' results. But win or lose, Party has stood as a symbol for the both parties are already start­ Videogame causes ing their strategies for 2008. inalienable rights of Black Americans. It's been widely accepted that collapse of human race Senator Hillary Clinton will be Unfortunately, this concept has been the next nominee for the Dem­ By Tyler Gaskill ed gamer who lives out fan­ ocrats, if Kerry lost the elec­ lost in recent decades. Staff Writer tasies through videogames, tion. For the Republicans, I'm right? Or maybe, it's 'cause not sure who will be the next One of my favorite vid­ I'm taking the "GTA" series nominee, but I can tell you However, in 2004, a poll con­ dolezza Rice for president eogame franchises - "Grand for what it is - a videogame who I hope it is. Condoleezza ducted by the Joint Center for would take these fractures Theft Auto" - has come out satire of media-created ste­ Rice. She'll definitely be on the Economic and Political Studies, and turn them into breaks. with yet another squeal, reotypes. ticket, whether it be for vice a think tank on issues affect- "GTA: San Andreas." Aside The gangster image has from bringing new cars been in Hollywood well be­ to "jack," and a new cast fore there were ever vid­ of characters to jack them eogames. Rockstar Games Reclaiming slut from, it's also sure to raise — the creator of "GTA" — intense backlash from overly isn't trying to romantisize By Erin Petersen with such a damning term be­ 'slut' (a) is the product of ru­ concerned parents, just as the image, but instead poke Staff Writer cause of it. "Boys will be boys" mors that change and become the last two have. fun at it. "GTA: Vice City" is they always say, giving them more and more outrageous as The "GTA" games break­ a complete mockery of the There are a lot of different license to commit murder, they are passed on and (b) can down like this: you're a gang 80's mobster image, mainly slurs out there. They're spe­ with nothing but a slap on the not only stick with them after member who works connec­ the movie "Scarface." The cific to race, ethnicity, class wrist, where very few women high school, but can cause a tions to gain more power in storyline of taking over a and sex. All are discrimina­ enjoy that same privilege. lot of unneeded stress. A lot cocaine empire leaves no tory, and as far as I'm con­ Some might say that a girl of girls feel like they have to The game is doubt of the game being a cerned, unacceptable. Most of is considered to be a slut if she walk a thin line between being spoof - not a manifesto. Any­ the time, these kind of words wears clothing that is tight or called a slut and being called a one who thinks these games are avoided, but lately, I've perhaps a bit revealing. So prude, making it even harder rated "M", have dark undermining plots noticed that one is becoming the logic is that if you look to establish themselves and to create chaos and plant the more and more popular. a certain way, you're a slut, define their personalities. meaning 17 and seeds of anarchy have obvi­ Slut. It's a noun, it's an ad­ a rather presumptive reason­ Emily White, author of "Fast ously never played the game, jective, and it's being used far ing, I'd say. That's like telling Girls: Teenage Tribes and the up. So don't buy or any other. too much (see also: bimbo, a rape victim that they were Myth of the Slut" writes that When I play my "GTA" tramp, and whore). In such the notion of the 'slut' is not it for your games I laugh more than any­ an advanced society with lit­ in reference to a real person, thing else. No, not a manical erally hundreds of thousands The logic is that if but an "unconscious idea in 8-year-old kid. bellow, but a jolly chuckling. of words at our disposal, why the mind that grafts itself It's a fun time, and not a re­ is it that we use derogatory you look a certain onto the world... and for the the underworld. The game is lease of anger into my virtu­ terms to describe those we do slut to cease to exist, it would a completely 3-D city where al victims. This is all due to not approve of? way, you're a slut, take nothing less than a seis­ your character is free to being able to discern reality Rarely is this term assigned mic shift in the imagination of roam. Kind of sounds fun. from virtual reality. I think to men, but it is regularly ap­ a rather presump­ the world." The stereotype of Wait, I mean evil. I can already hear the hy­ plied to women. the slut has been around since An article titled Video persensitive parent scream­ What makes a slut? Is the tive reasoning. the beginning of civilization, Game Controversy: Defini­ ing, "THE CHILDREN! WHAT clothes she wears? Too much though in other forms. It is tion, Meaning, Explanation ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?" makeup? Or is it her presumed asking for it. Magazines and something that is going to be posted on free-definition, This is easy. The game is sexual history? The last time television commercials tell hard to erase, but I'd hope that com explains the "ghastly" rated "M," meaning 17 and I checked, taking control of women to be proud of their in our advanced society, we game features of "GTA III:" up. So don't buy it for your your own sexuality wasn't bodies and to show them off, might be able to try. To other "The game also became a 8-year-old kid. By the time slutty, but responsible. And but when they do, their peers women, I'm not trying to be center of controversy con­ they're 17 I'd hope their par­ why is this term so woman- judge them. pushy with my opinions, but cerning attitudes toward ents trust them enough to specific? Now, I'm not trying Another problem with the we all need to realize that this women, because the player handle a violent game. If a to pick on any of you guys out word slut is the damage it can is a time for solidarity. A lot is allowed to pick up a pros­ parent can't, there are bigger there, but are there not also do. Some girls get the label in of women fought for our gen­ titute, have sex, then kill issues at hand than a game. men out there who have quite high school, where the commu­ eration so that we could have her to take back the money The moral of the story: it's a few notches on their belts nity is smaller and more con­ more opportunities — not so spent." Hillarious. HILLARI- a freaking videogame with as well? I don't remember the ducive to rumors. What many we could pick each other apart OUS!? Yes, hillarious. This limited access - not the end last time a guy was labeled don't realize is that the label with derogatory names. has to be because I'm a twist­ of the world.

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olumn Letter to the Editor Sex with love vs. the one-night stand By Erin Leffelman incredible sex with someone glow are long gone and now Share the road Staff Writer you love can be. you are faced with booting this Dear Editor, First-time sex with some­ person — who seemed much If you read "The Etiquette one is often awkward. You sexier in the dark, by the way Jason Dusenske's editorial regarding bicyclists seems to of a One-Night Stand" in the don't know what the person — out of your house, or with reflect the same sense of frustration most Americans feel Sex and Relationships col­ likes, he/she doesn't know doing the walk of shame all these days. It probably is a result of the empty promise of umn two weeks ago (The Post, what you like, you're worried the way home. With a partner, happiness based on our choice of automobile we get drilled 10/20/04), you may have come about how you look and about you can cuddle, make break­ into us every time we look at television. In my experience, away thinking that a one-night what the other person is think­ fast, and probably go another that same frustration seems to manifests itself as road rage stand sounds pretty cool. ing and - let's face it - a lot of round, and there's no shame in motorists. As a driver of both bicycles and occasionally Nothing but mind-blowing, no- people just don't know what involved. automobiles, I obey all traffic laws and do not take it upon holds-barred, passionate sex they're doing. If you never get Winter is upon us and the myself to judge which to ignore depending upon personal with a completely gorgeous past that first-time sex, you cold months can get lonely. convenience. That means I stop and wait at all reds, to the stranger, just like in the mov­ can never get to all the good We aren't all in long-term re­ annoyance of some cyclists I ride with. It also means I never ies. The author of the article in stuff. lationships, and now and then speed, much to the annoyance of my passengers when driv­ question even admitted right If you ask the majority of people just need a warm body ing a car. So I think, I am not one of Mr. Dusenske's hypo­ away: "I had a one-night stand people who just had a one- next to them. Sometimes a crites, and I share his desire that drivers of motor vehicles night stand how the sex was, one-night stand is the only and bicycles alike obey all the laws all the time. "amazing" probably wouldn't way to go about getting it. But But that is where our similarities end. Personally, I would be one of their choice words. if you make a habit of sleeping not waste the ink and newsprint of the UWM Post to rant Sex with someone you love, with random, not-so-special against harmless violations of traffic laws. A cyclist running someone you can talk to and people, you may be too busy a red light is very unlikely to kill anyone but the law-bfeak- laugh with, beats having sex to notice when a special one ing cyclist. If I was going to spend newspaper resources on with a random person any does show up. that issue, I might argue for universal, high quality driver day. There are plenty of fish in training of cyclists, since many violators are top young to Have a fantasy? Prefer cer­ the sea, but dating around drive. But since similar training of motorists does not result tain positions? Want to try shouldn't be replaced by sleep­ in very high compliance with the laws, it would likely be a something new and crazy? ing around. I agree that you waste of tax dollars. A long-term partner is more should try before you buy, but If I was allowed to rant freely in the Post, I would be more likely to oblige you than a ran­ you don't test drive all the cars likely to spend newspaper resources decrying the universal The H-Spot dom person only out for "that on the lot, do you? Each one failure of drivers to yield the right of way to pedestrians since that violation results in the deaths of many innocent for this column." people and makes our city less livable. If I am standing at The reality, though, is that With a stranger, the late-night buzz a crosswalk, drivers are required to stop and allow me to the one-night stand is rarely cross. They do so in Seattle, New Jersey, Portland and other what it's cracked up to be and and the post-coital glow are long cities, why not here? Or I might rant at all the motorists the awkwardness, uncertainty, who roll through stops and speed up to run red lights when risks and morning-after shame gone and now you are faced with the light turns yellow. Those drivers are a danger to other usually aren't worth the mo­ motorists as well as pedestrians and cyclists. mentary pleasure. booting this person - who seemed I guess, assuming I was going to rant about bad driving (of We are a generation of very bikes or cars), and given thelimited resources of a newspa­ loose morals and the one-night much sexier in the dark, by the way per, I would try to assess which issue has the most negative stand has become an accept­ impact on our society. So I would look at the 42,000 deaths able practice among us. Even - out of your house, or with doing the each year that result from crashes, figure out which is the though I don't agree with the highest percentage and then I would write about that and practice, I'm not here to knock suggest a solution. I would not rant at cyclists who cut red the one-night stand. If a per­ walk of shame all the way home. lights just because it is one of the few laws most motorists son goes into it with realistic choose not to break. Even if it was my pet peeve, it seems a expectations and is smart and mind-blowing, perfect, I-don't- might be a little different in bit petty for a newspaper. safe about it, then fine. care-about-you orgasm." how it moves and handles, but The last time I was driving a car back from my organiza­ But the notion that's on Embarrassing noises? Can't in the end, each has the same tion's main office in Madison, I counted the cars that passed the rise is that monogamy is keep it up? Not quite hitting basic parts and will get the job me on the freeway. I counted 247 cars passing me as I drove impossible and that sex with the right spot? A long-term done. Choosing a select few the speed limit or a hair below. Every one of those motor­ a long-term partner is boring partner will be much more and then sticking with the one ists was breaking the law, wasting precious resources, and and routine. The common be­ likely to laugh things off than that fits is a much better op­ making my trip more dangerous. Then, for grins, I counted lief is that you can't find what a stranger will be. tion than taking them all out the bicyclists from the 1-94 exit ramp to my house. I saw you're looking for unless you Forget a condom? Can't get - and being around the block six cyclists, four stopped at intersections. One of the four sleep with scores of people. it to stay on? With a long-term a few too many times. cyclists cut the red, the other three waited and the two riding It's as if you need a stranger partner, those pesky things If you've experienced mo­ were not speeding. Obviously not scientific, but you get my to "have amazing sex" and to aren't even necessary. With a nogamy and think it's too limit­ point. Most motorists break a law within five blocks of their "do things you'd never do with stranger, though, not using one ing, the problem was probably driveway. Violations by motorists cost us millions of wasted a long-term partner." People can have repercussions that with your partner, not with mo­ dollars in enforcement, healthcare and natural resources, who make these kinds of state­ will last the rest of your life. nogamy itself. When you truly not to mention thousands of innocent lives. ments have probably never And what about in the morn­ find the right person, there is The world is full of horrors and tragedies. Frustration is a had anything but random en­ ing? With a stranger, the late- truly no limit to what you can common feeling in such a world, but how about a little triage counters, or they'd know how night buzz and the post-coital do together. in the editorial department next time?

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