THE TUFTS DAILY Vol. XXX Number 52 Breakstone will run for Senate president by ANDREA GROSSMAN safety shuttle stops. Dady Editorial Board If Breakstone were to be elected Junior David Breakstone off- as president, he said, he would cially announcedhis candidacy for continue the Senate’s active in- Tufts Community Union [TCU] volvement in campus affairs. In president yesterday afternoon. A years past, he said that he felt the two-year veteran of the Senate, Senate served more as a forum for Breakstone currently serves as its argument rather than a forum‘ for historian and ServicesCommittee accomplishment. Under outgoing chair. TCU President David Brinker, he After sewing as president of admitted that this situation has Wren Hall Dormitory during his greatly improved. “We’ve moved freshman year, Breakstone said on from that [the arguing stage] that he decided that he wished to and now we’re making changes,” become more involved in the com- he said. munity. His campaign for a posi- Breakstone also plans to con- tion on the Senate in his sopho- tinue Brinker’s campaign for stu- more year was successful, and he dent empowerment next year. One was subsequently elected to the position of assistant treasurer. “W,J ,rrr yr”’v‘v This past year, as a junior, Morphine, an alternative rock band, will be playing at the Somerville Theater on Friday night. See Breakstone has made numerous page 2 of the Weekender section for an interview with lead singer Mark Sandman. contributionsto the community as the head of the Dining Services Committee, one of the many stu- TCUpublishes booklet advising dent/faculty committees. Under the direction of Breakstone and Director of Dining Services Patti . students on off-campus housing Lee, the committee managed to by GAYLE BERKOWITZ ered from a similar guide called is the importance of respecting arrange for beer and an exDanded Y Daily Editorial Board Habitat, which was previously Other members Of Medford and menu at Hotung Cafe, the reopen- The Off-Campus Housing produced by a branch of the Office Somervillecommunities.Barbara ing of the late night study facility Guide, prepared under the aus- of ResidentialLife. The Off-Cam- Rubel, director of Community at Cmichael ~i~i~~~~11,an in- pices of the Tufts Community pus Housing Office discontinued Relations, stressesin a letter pref- creasein the number meals Union [TCU] Senate Services the booklet several years ago and acing the guide that “although no from five to 15 for people on the Committee, is now available for the Senate decided this year to longer living in University Hous- 20-meal plan, and the impending students in the Senate office and revive the service. ing*we expect Tuftsstudentstobe expansion of Jumbo scoops and David Breakstone .. the Information Booth at the Cam- The cost of the guide was $700 responsible, respectful members Jumbo Express this summer. pus Center. for 2,000 copies. “We will be dis- ofthecommuNtY...Familieswith One of Breakstone’s largest of his main priorities if elected Information for the guide, tributing some this year and some YoungchildrenandelderlYPeoP1e projects was his campaign to es- would be to strengthen the com- printed by Charles River Publish- next year,” Goldberg said. contribute to neighborhoods tablish a points-off-campus pro- munication between the TCU and ing Co., was compiled by fresh- Co-sponsorship was requested and You when You need gram. He reported yesterday that the Board of Trustees. Currently, man Senator Stacy Goldberg and from five differentoffices, includ- assistance-They’ll also hope *at “the University is stronglyconsid- he feels that studentinput is absent Parliamentarian Jordana Sanft. ing the Dean of Students, Student you will help them from time to ering doing from their decisions. The layout was done by freshman Activities, the Board of Trustees time$ that You respect their As head of the Services Corn- He pointed out that this year, Senator Scott Lezberg. (who declined), and Community need for quiet, and observe local mittee, Breakstone Oversaw the during the Trustees’ February re- “[The guide] talks about hous- Relations. Thus far, the latter is the ordinances.” reinstatement of 22 student park- treat, the Senatemet with the Trust- ing that is available for students, only office which has responded categOricallY~the guide is Or- ing spaces, the Turkey and Spring ees at a Saturday luncheon after dl budgeting, rent, utilities. It gives positively. ganized into discussions Of the Break Shuttle Buses, Tufts Club their decisions had been made. advice about tenant-landlord prob- “Weaskedfor$lOOfromeach. community* Organization Of the Night, the installment of campus “The communication lines have to lems, leases, and numbers to call Basically, the Senate will pay for search for housing,types Of living phones outside ofthe campus ten- be made more effective,”he said. for services like cable and tele- the rest from money that was allo- m~~ementstolookfor~discrimi-ter, the possibility of registering Additionally, Breakstone phone,’’ Goldberg said. cated at the beginning [of the nation* safety, tenant for classes over the phone, and the Much of the information, ac- year],” Goldberg said. upcoming installation of signs at see BREAKSTONE, page 4 cording to Goldberg, was gath- A main focus of the document see HOUSING, page 4

Friends and family- mourn the loss of Brandeis student~ WEST ORANGE, N. J. (AP)- Gaza StriponSunday, theFlatows tight. The Essex County bomb Wednesday FBI agents will help Paul WOE, afamilyfriendwho - Alisa Flatow felt a deep connec- donated Alisa’s organs, a rare act squad scoured the building before investigate the attack, and the accompanied Stephen Flatow to tion to Israel. “Alisa loved the for Orthodox Jews. mourners were allowed to enter. bombers could be prosecuted in Israel, told the assembled mourn- people of Israel. She loved to ride “All= gave back to the people Those who spoke at the funeral the United States under a law that ers he was astounded by the Out- the bus. She loved to go to the ofIsraelsomething shedidn’t have described Ms. Flatow as a caring allows U.S. courts to try people pouring of love Israelis showed markets in Jerusalem,” Stephen to do,” Flatow said. and religious girl. who perpetrate terrorist attacks see FUNERAL, page 6 Flatow told 2,000 people who sat The crowd of mourners over- “Everv WrSOn who ever met against Americans. in grieving silence Wednesday at flowed themain sanctuaryat Con- her und&sLnds this overwhelm- the hneral for his 20-yearsld gregation Ahavas Achim B’nai ing pain that we feel because of daughter. Jacob & David. Hundreds of this tragedy, said the synagogue’s To honor the young woman, people were forced to stand in the rabbi, Alvin Marcus. “She loved who died of her wounds after a back of the hall or to listen to the the Jewish people, the Torah and terrorist bomb ripped through a ceremony in another room over a the land of Israel ... she nurtured bus on which she was riding in the public address system. and she developed a passion to New York Governor George grow and appreciate the values of Pataki sent a representative, and the Jewish people.” 1 Inside President Clinton had earlier Ms. Flatow and seven Israeli Viewpoints...... D. 3 called the family to send his con- soldiers were killed Sunday in Condoms dydo work, the Reigion dolences. two bombings by Islamic mili- Department isn’t worth restoring, and !kveral grOUPsarrivedbYchar- tants in the Palestinian-run Gaza Michael pontificates. ter bus, including one from Ms. Strip. More than 40 people were Flatow’s college, Brandeis Uni- wounded. Weekender...... p. I-IV versity in suburban Boston. StU- Ms. Flatow had taken a semes- Read everything you want to know dents from local Jewish schools teroff from her studiesat Brandeis about the Boston Garden, and the new also came to pay their respects. to study at a Jerusalem seminary. craze of women in music. As 10 pallbearers carried the She was headed to a Jewish resort plain pine coffin draped with the settlement in the Gaza Strip for flag of Israel into the sanctuary, the Passover holiday when a sui- Spor...... P. 7 Tennis takes two steps forward, one many mourners shuddered with cide bomber rammed a vehicle step back; and Tomase interviews a emotion and some broke down loaded with explosives into her Durham of the non-bull kind. crying. bus. Security at the ceremony was StateDepartmcnt officials said c ,age two THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, April 13,1995 THETUFTS DAILY Letters to the Editor Nadya J. Sbaiti Editor-in-Chief Authority figures can’t slavery was legal until 1865. Ms. McHenry . power are not always willing to give it up to Managing Editor: David Meyers advocates people exercising power on an those who are powerless, and individual AssociateEditors:JL McHenry, JessicaRosenthal just be blindly trusted individual level -- what are the chances of actions such as voting or calling Congress Production Managers: Ryan Otto, Marc Sheinkin, Pratiksha Thakkar To the Editor: a slave convincing his master to allow him is often not enough to bring about meaning- In Monday’s “Don’t strike while the to be free? AS with many other examples of ful change. Real social change can be NEWS iron is hot” (Daily, 4/10), JL McHeny social change, it was people united for a achieved through organized movements of Editors: John OKeefe, Andrea Grossman, argues that people should “obey the rules common cause that resultedin the abolition people who empower themselves, recog- Gayle Berkowitz of slavery. nizing that they cannot sit back and trust Assistant Editor: Joshua Robin and listen to the directions of those in .-power” instead of trying to “destroy the Ms. McHenry believes that people those in power to do the right thing. VIEWPOINTS system.” While leaving aside whether we should be “content with what they have.” Editors: Darrah Feldman, Remy Stern need to destroy the system, I believe her Can we expect people to be content when Andrew Epstein, LA ‘95 advice of blind obedience to authority is their basic needs are not being met, as is the Corrections: * FEATURES Editors: Dan Tobin, Laura Bernheim, extremely dangerous. case with many people who live in poverty In-Friday’s “Proposal aims to cut $20 Annie Risbridger Let’s look at history for a moment to see in the United States? When politicians billion in student financial aid funding,” what happens when people follow therules threaten to cut funding for school lunches the incorrect number for the Congres- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT without question, “trusting the people in for children who rely on those meals for sional hotline was supplied to the Daily. Editors: Jay Ruttenberg, Joshua Davis, basic nutrition,what “individual power” do Michael J.W. Stickings power to make appropriate decisions.” In The correct number is 1-800-574-4AID. Assistant Editor: SamanthaLevine Nazi Germany, a majority of the popula- these children have to provide for their own Also, in yesterday’s article “ELBO still tion obeyed the rules. As we all know, the needs? unfilled, senior senators may run elec- WEEKENDER result was the murder of millions of inno- Yes, we are lucky that most of us have tions,” it was mistakenly reported that Editor: LizaCohen, Rachel Levine cent people. If the people of Germany had never had to experience living under a elections cannot be run without ELBO Production Manager:Caroline Schaefer refused to obey the Nazi leaders, these dictatorship. Our political system is rela-, “per University policy.” It is, instead, a SPORTS deaths would have been avoided. tively open and provides room for public violation of theTCU Constitution to hold Editors: JohnTomase, Greg Youman, In the United States, the institution of participation. However, those who have an election without ELBO. I BillCopeland Assistant Editors: Doug Kat& David Wank PHOTOGRAPHY Sweet ‘N Low officials plead guilty to Editors: Judy Easterbrook, ShaneTilston Assistant Editor: Joey Kotler, Catarina Henriquez PRODUCTION bitter charge of blocking saccharin ban Layout Editors: MarkLerman, Raquel Almeida Graphics Editor: Wenimo Poweigha NEW YORK (AP)- Top officials of the Other money went to improvements on other contractor, Amel Falcon, were to Copy Editor: Jennifer Belle company that makes Sweet “Low pleaded the homes ofcompany officials and friends, plead guilty at a later date, and a ninth man guilty Wednesday to funneling more than and for other personal uses, prosecutors pleaded guilty to failing to file tax returns, Dean J. Gendron said. 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The policies of The Tufts Daily are established by thf friend. litorial board. Editorials appear on this page, unsigned Cumberland Packing Co., a Brooklyn- He had contractors and other associ- Manton said he knew Asaro only as “an !dividualeditors are not necessarily responsible for. or in based business that makes Sweet ‘N Low, ates make campaign contributions in their upstanding member of the business com- :reementwith, thepoliciesandeditorialsof’lheTuftsDaily The content of letters, advertisements, signed columns pleaded guilty in federal court to con- names, then reimbursed them with money munity and the Italo-American commu- utoonsandgraphicsdos notnecessarilyreflect theopinior spiracy, tax evasion, obstruction of justice from Cumberland through false invoices. nity.” As for the contributions, he said, ’The Tufts Daily editorial board. and false-statementcharges. 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Course Guide Falls Short Letters should address the editor and not a particular %vidual.While letters can be critical of an individual’s by REMY STERN tions, they should not attack someone’s personality traits. achieve any validity, a significant number of students must be The Daily will not accept anonymous letters or pen mes except in extreme circumstances if the Executive The Course Evaluation Guide, a project of the TCUSenate, polled. If only acoupleof students are surveyed, students may get )ard determines that there is a clear and present danger to was released last week to assist undergraduates in choosing a misrepresentative impression of the class and the professor. ? author. The Daily will not accept letters regarding the courses for next semester. While it is a tremendous improvement When only a handful of students are polled, perhaps the informa- verage of other publications, unless their coverage itself s become a newsworthy issue that has appeared in the over the first course guide released last semester, the Course tion should just be omitted. uly.TheDaily will accept lettersofthanh. ifspacepermits. Evaluation Guide for the fall of 1995 still falls short. In short, the After hours of hard work and a sincere effort on the part of twill not run letters whose sole purpose is to advertise an ent. new guideonce again fails to assist‘students in ameaningful way. many students, it is disconcerting that the guide turned out so When writers have group affiliations or hold titles or The old guide, a bundle of newspaper with complex and poorly. But it should be noted that it is only the second year of sitions related to the topic of their letter, the Daily will note confusing graphs has thankfully been discarded. The new guide publication; problems may take several years to correct. Time has t followingtheletter.Tisistoprovideadditional informa- in and is not intended to detract from the letter. is neatly bound and much easier to read at first glance. However, a funny way of working these things out. when one looks closely at the Course Evaluation Guide, it is still One change that would benefit the Course Evaluation Guide Classifieds Information hard to make much sense of the information. would be to includecomments from actual students.This need not All Tufts students must submit classifieds in person, First of all, the booklet lists raw statistical data that is awfully be (and could not be) a lengthy affair; one favorablecomment and epaid withcashorcheck. Allclassifiedsmustbesubmitted 3 p.m. the day before publication. Classifieds may also be hard to digest. Is the fact that a course was rated a 3.4 really going one complaint could be briefly documented in two sentences. ught at the Information Booth at the Campus Center. All to help me when deciding on a course? If I am choosing between And, as there are so many courses on campus, comments aren’t lssifieds submitted by mail must be accompanied by a two classes and one is rated 3.3 and the other is rated 3.4, am I necessary for every class. It seems reasonable, however, to eck. Classifieds may not be submitted over the phone. Notices and Lost & Founds are free and run on Tuesdays really going to base my decision on these numbers? include comments for classes that enroll large numbers of stu- dThursdays only. Notices are limited to two per week per Realistically,these numbers give a limited (and most probably dents or are consistently popular. In other words, we don’t need ganization and run space permitting. Notices must be skewed) impression of classes on campus. Does anyone really itten on Daily forms and submitted in person. Notices all the details about a small electrical engineering seminar that nnot beused tosell merchandiseoradvertisemajorevents. expect students to sit down and calculate what classes to take enrolls 10 people but a few words about “Introductionto Philoso- The Tufts Daily is not liable for any damages due to based on these seemingly haphazard ratings? phy” or “Western Political Thought” might be useful. mgognphical errors or misprintings except the cost of the Another flaw in the guide lies in the number of students polled iertion, which is fully refundable. We reserve the right to The Course Evaluation Guide is an excellent idea. The TCU ,~uusetoprintanyclassifiedswhichcon~nobscenity,ared for these ratings. Some course evaluations are based on pitifully Senate and, specifically, the Education Committee of the TCU I overtly sexual nature. or are used expressly to denigrate i low numbers (such as three students.) In order for the results to deserves credit for undertaking this project. But, it is only through erson or group. constructive criticism that the guide can be improved so that ii Reniy Stern is a Viewpoints Editor of the Daily. may better serve the student body. Thursday, April 13,1995 THE TUFTS DAILY page three JIE WPOINTS I Tyranny By Number Religion at ’Ififts? The Education Committee of the TCU Senate recently released the by Samuel Kounaves ally recognized departments,many studied and examined at an aca- Second Edition of itscourse Evaluation Guide,alist of Tufts courses of which have achieved their edu- demic level. with various ratings (averagesfrom the semester-end course evalua- It is unfortunate that Dean cationaland scholarly staturewith Even though a large number of tion forms) for each one: “Availability outside of class,” “Overall Ammons has been swayed by a barely sufficient funds, facilities, universities were founded with Rating of Instructor [ORI],” “Overall Rating of Course [ORC],” vocal minority of faculty and stu- or faculty. Are the history, politi- sectarian aftiliation, over the past amount learned by students, and workload. As the Committee writes dents in her decision regarding the cal science or anthropology de- century the trend and intellectual in its brief preamble, “[wle hope Religion Department’s future, partments willing to donate some pressure has been towards their Michael Jew.Stickings that this guide will help you to however, I hope this issuedoes not faculty slots and money forexpan- becoming fully secular institutions. choose your classes and your pro- come toaquiet end (as some would sion of the Religion Department? The Reaction fessors for the next semester. .. We probably wish) as long as there is I am in complete agreement In almost half of the universi- had three goals for this guide: a shred of rational thought left on with Professor Hunter that any vi- ties in this country, religious stud- smaller, easy to read, and accurate.” this campus. able and academically active and ies are not department-based but Statistics may be damn lies, of course, but to an extent, a small There are two issues regarding recognized departme.nt needs approached with historical,philo- extent, the numbers reveal general student sentiments.For instance, the Religion Department at Tufts about four sophical,psychological, sociologi- the Math Department receives, with the exception of a few professors that1feel were not fully brought to full time faculty (tenured). Toreach cal and anthropological method- and a few classes, pitiful ratings across the bo~ard.It should be no the forefrontof the current debate. such apoint though can take 10-15 ologies from within surprise (though it may be to certain sensitive Math professors) that One is whether it is in Tufts’ best theMath Department isjudged by general studentsentiment to be one interest to reallocate scarce re- “Is it really in lhfts’ best interest to take faculty of the more incompetent (the actual words are usually unprintable) sources to expand and support,a parts of our academic community. At the other end of the ratings separate religion department and slots and resources from other departments to spectrum, Political Science, an undeniably popular department, re- the second (regardless of how one expand and support a Department of Religion?” ceives strong ratings across the board: only one professor and only responds to the first issue) is four courses score below 4.0 in the ORI and ORC categories. whether religion should exist at all years and a significantinvestment those respective departments.The There is therefore some truth to be found in the Guide’s ratings. as a separatedepartment at a secu- of resources. To become a center expertise in these established dis- However, this truth -- that Political Science professors and courses lar university. of scholarship and excellence ciplines provides the best tools are more well-received than Math professors and courses --is a well- Isit really in Tufts’ best interest could take even longer. and foundation for objective ex- known student opinion, and no numerical proof is required to inform to take faculty slots and resources Some may feel that it was un- amination and understanding of studentsthat the one is better than the other since professorand course from other departments to expand fortunate that the department was such a complex human behavior. evaluations are transmitted among students through reputation. An and support a Department of Reli- allowed to reach its current state. However, just because the uninformed student may pick courses at random or may educate him gion? Is the rationale for doing However, to reestablish it now as American Academy of Religion or herself by inquiring into general student sentiment and asking this educationallyjustifiable? Sev- aseparateentity would, in my opin- and many universities still support fellow students or professors what courses he or she should take. In eral years ago at an Educational ion, require an inordinate invest- religion departments does notpro- short, there are other, more reputable, sources of opinion. Word of Policy Committee meeting I re- ment of resources without a clear videlegitimacy forthesubject as a mouth may be purely subjective,but direct contact with studentswho member us coming to a- conclu- rationale for its existence as a sepa- separate discipline. Are there not have taken a certain course or know a certain professor is of greater sion that in the “best of worlds” rate entity. many other deeply imbedded, and positive value than indirectcontact with sterile,unqualified statistics. Tufts would provide educational Clearly,I can foreseethat some in some cases just as old, human For what do these allegedly “objective” numbers really mean? Are excellence and the broadest of departments may be willing to give phenomena which onecould claim they adequate representations of the goodness or badness of a educational diversity at the same up a faculty slot and some of their as academically viable subjects? professor or course? Professor Bernheim scores the highest personal time. budget toward the establishment Do we have universities with a ratings of all Biology professors (and he may very well be the The reality though is that Tufts, of a new and intellectually excit- Department of Astrology ... of Department’s best), but what is the real differencebetween a 4.9 and and probably very few other uni- ing program or department or to UFOlogy ... of Parapsychology... a4.5? What constitutesa0.4 differential?DoesProfessor Bcrnheim’s versities, have the resources to establish a “missing pillar” of lib- of War... of Spiritualism? I think 4.8 rating for Biology 115 mean that he is a little more than twice as accomplish such a feat. The EPC eral education. Reestablishing a not and hope never to hear of one. good a teacher as Professor Reynolds because the latter scored a 2.3 felt that if we were to choose be- Department of Religion does not There is certainly a plethora of rating for Math 38? Statistics, statisticians might claim, are more tween the two we would select justify such a sacrifice from other religious institutions and organi- adequate representationsof opinion than word of mouth because they educational excellence as our high- departments nor does it add any zations for probing spiritualismor negate the biases inherent in any single opinion. But a statisticderived est priority. It is possible that edu- missing components of a liberal becoming indoctrinated in what- from a multitude of prejudiced opinions is not truly objective, for cational diversity could be main- education at Tufts. We must first ever belief system one wises to do though extremes are by definition negated through averaging, vari- tained by taking faculty slots and ensure that our students receive so. ables still undermine and deobjectifythe results, especially when the resources from excellence as our the highest quality education from sourcefor numerical input is end-of-semester evaluationsfilled out in highest priority. It is possible that faculty and departments that have At a university, students wish- haste on the last day of class. educational achieved excellence in intellec- ing to be exposed to a variety of These variablesderive from the student’s personal feelings,which diversity could be maintained by tual inquiry and scholarship. religious traditionscan doso within may be unduly tainted by disinterest in the class or its subject matter, taking faculty slots and resources The second, and just as impor- the frame work of areligious study dislike for the professor, the odd inability or unwillingnessto apply from larger departments and real- tant, issue is whether there should program incorporating courses thoughtfuljudgment, or the lack of time to fill out the evaluation.As locating them to new or smaller be a religion department along- offered in other departments or a result, the Education Committee’s attempt to reduce the great departments. side the other academic depart- the resources of the local commu- maelstrom of conflicting and biased student opinion to a set of Such a policy, however, would ments at a secular university in nities. In my opinion, the study of objective, ordered, hollow, and readily-accessiblenumbers cements be detrimental to a large number America at the end of the 20th “religion” at an institution dedi- in the collective student consciousness a meaningless system with of our nationally and internation- century? The argument can cer- cated to rational inquiry and edu- . which to evaluate academic life at Tufts. Is a professor any good? Is tainly be mr!c‘e that religion is a cation is not appropriatenor intel- a course any good? How much will be learned? How heavy is the Samuel F! Kounaves is an Associ- substantial influence on world lectually justifiable. Religion de- workload?Reducing thesequestions to this or that statistic trivializes ate Pmfessorof ChemistryatTufts. events and rightly deserves to be partment, reality check! Paucation. Such a system suggests that the value of a professor or umeis determined by average student opinion. But should average student opinion be trusted and so heavily valued? Condom Use Is the Only Student opinion, of course, will always be valued, considered,and respected by the students themselves. And students will hear the this opinion whether or not they have an official Senate guide at hand. Way to Save Lives Still, the danger lies in the possibility that this average opinion will by Jim Senyszyn condoms consistently and cor- failure rate that hysteria-mongers become too heavily valued, considered, and respected by the powers rectly. like Thomas proclaim. that have the authority to reward or punish professors and depart- Religious right political hacks As to the question of pores in She says that there are further ments. Indeed, if a more broad-based system of statistical evidence like columnist Cal Thomas try to condoms, which has replaced the obstacles to passage of HIV even becomes the qualitative norm throughout academic life at Tufts, portray use of condoms and safer medieval question about how many through a microscopic hole. A free future tenure and promotion decisions may come to reflect this sex as a liberal-left political plot. angels can stand on the head of a virus, which is nonmotile, would average student opinion, and thereby to neglect such factors as a Yet Surgeon General Antonia professor’s research interests,the intellectual worth of certain courses, C. Novello, appointed by Repub- Although many on the Religious Right argue and Tufts’ various educational needs. And the undue importance lican President George Bush, is- placed on standardized testing by undergraduate, graduate, andprofes- sued a statement published in the against condom distribution, condoms are ex- sional schools shows the extent to which numbers can devalue sound June 9, 1993 issue of the Journal tremely effective at preventing the spread of deliberation and thoughtful consideration at educational institutions. of the American Medical Associa- AIDS. Student opinion, nonetheless, is a valuable resource of criticism tion strongly supporting condom and professors would do well to consider seriously the end-of- use for prevention of HIV trans- pin in the minds of modern day pass through a hole only if it were semester evaluations with a mind to improve their teaching and their mission. Similar statements were religious zealots, she cites a Na- associated with a cell that moves courses. But professors should not be pressured -- and an “easy-to- issued by her predecessor, Sur- tional Institute of Health study or if it were moved by hydrostatic read’ statisticalguide which rates professors against other professors geon General C: Everett Koop, which found no holeseven at 2,000 pressure through a hole. and courses against other courses is undoubtedly a source of pressure who was appointed by Republican times magnification. However, monocytes and lym- -- to conform to student opinion and to place popularity, class President Ronald Reagan. Acknowledging that holes can phocytes that may carry HIV are enrollment, and the statistical number game before their own duties Novello claims that 20percent, occur, she refers to quality control too large to pass through micro- to educate students and future generations of scholars. For these 40 percent, or 80 percent of all testing by the US Food and Drug eropic holes detected by routine numbers overvalue a professor’s ability to entertain, and undervalue new HIV seroconversions in the Administration which has found testing. And an FDA study simu- his or her ability to teach. Therefore, tenure and promotion decisions, United States will be avoided if 25 an average condom waterleak rate lating free HIV in fluid under pres- as well as the establishment of departmental teaching standards, percent, 50 percent, or 100 per- of 0.3 percent. If the failure rate of sure found that most condoms should be based on academic and intellectual factors that transcend cent, respectively, of persons use a batch of condoms exceeds four leaked no fluid at all and that, the personal biases and unresolved variables inherent in student per 1,000, the condoms are re- “even the worst-performing opinion, and judged by aprofessor’s peers. Only then will the faculty Jim Senyszyn is a local political called and barred from sale. This be freed from student opinion and the tyranny of numbers. activist. is a far cry from the 33 percent see CONDOMS,page 4 Page four TEEmSDAILY Thursday, April 13,1995 Despite contrary claims, condoms do work Another candidate declares tation with the’HIV virus. BREAKSTONE COND~MS ted-by an article’by M.D. Moms continued from page 1 continued from page 3 and T.D. Pendle in the very same tain financial aid as a primary is- condom reduced estimated viral issue. A Much 1989 Consumer Re- would aspire to increase involve- sue within the body, and he hopes exposure 10,000fold.” Morris and Pendle attribute port~article “can You Rely on ment in the student/faculty com- that more involvement with the The statement cites condom condom failures mainly to misuse Condoms?” also reports that ex. mittees, especially theBudget and Trustees will help this cause. effectiveness during actual use rather than any inherent defect in amination of stretched latex Priorities Committee which is in- evidenced by contraceptive fail- the product. Leaching in water, .condoms by an electron micro- tended to make recommendations Breakstone is a native of Stam- ure rates ranging from less than whichis part of the normal condom scope showed “no pores” and ‘‘an to the Board of Trustees regarding ford, Conn. and a graduate of oneper l00to 16per 100usersper production process, effectively effectiveintactbarrierwhich won’i the University’s budget. He said Westhill High School. While in year. Sheillustratestheimportance makes the porous structure in the even let water -one of the tiniesi that he feels the committees do not high school he served as editor-in- of proper condom use by results latex disappear, they claim. They of molecules -filter through.” Ii accomplish enough. “We need to chief of his school’s newspaper, from a British study of married, also refer to the two rubber layers also describes various laboratory make these student/faculty com- was an all-state wrestler, and vice more experienced users with of a condom saying that “the pos- experiments showing that various mittees reliable,” he said. president of the student govern- condom-userfailureratesforpreg- sibility of a hole being made sexually transmittedgerms cannot He said he also plans to main- ment. nancy as low as six per 1,000 users through both layers, or of a hole in pass through latex condoms. per year. each lay.er being perfectly aligned me leaky boat rumors about seems extremely remote.” Guide sharingv housing- hints C.M. Roland’s concerns about They say that their contention condoms spread by the religious HOUSING the barrier performance of latex is further borne out by the tensile right do not hold water. 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<- Thursday, April 13,1995 THETUFTSDAILY page five FEATURES The end is nigh! Summer institute will The Millennium approaches. The end is nigh! though personne reads the articles, the middle itrange things are afet at Tufts -- the Philosophy section is both humorous and pointed in its criti- focus on nonviolence lepartmentrejects religion; commuters are granted cisms of the University, successfully promoting the social movements, and the non- conservativeviewpoint on campus and beginning by ALISHA OZERI he same privileges granted to “under-represented” Daily Staff Writer violentstrategies of Martin Luther an intelligent debate. ;elf-declared minorities; the library has doubled in If you are interested in social King, Jr. and Mohandis Gandhi. ;ize. What ... disbelief in the ripple of the cosmic action, the environment, or social Internships are provided by 14 fabric?! 6) A large number of unattractive and relatively dull justice, the Institute in Social organizationsthat are members of people have been sighted walking around the quad Rachel Levine Movements and Strategic Non- the Environmental Diversity Fo- You want proof? and elsewhere on the Hill. Contrary to popular violence is a unique and worth- rum. The EDF endorses diversity Do They Eat It Raw? student belief regarding these ugly people, Tufts while way for you to spend your in all aspects of the environmental 1) ELBO. Va- does not have “the ugliest student body in the summer. Students at the Institute movement. Organizations offer- :ant. Gone are the days when students scratched Northeast.” These ugly people are actually android become directly involved in the ing internships include Boston :ach others eyes out to be elected to a position that replacements,part of a study on diversity, piloted environmental justice movement. GreenSpace Alliance, Save the would enable them to have massive power to make by two sociology majors living in Metcalf Hall. The Institute is in its fifth year and Harbor/Save the Bay, and the ilue marks on the backs of ID cards indicative of is offered by the Peace and Justice Massachusetts Department of En- qoting. Though now, voting at Tufts has progressed 7) An absurd number of students have taken to Studies Department in coopera- vironmental Protection. nto the next century and millennia with the addition incorporating French, Spanish, Italian, and Latin tion with the Environmental Di- In addition to offering an ex- if COMPUTERIZED VOTING! Will the Hill ever into their normal English speaking patterns. FOI versity Forum. traordinary learning experience, )e the same again? example, “That was as easy as un,deux, trois!”The The program focuses on the the Institute helps to create friend- mixture of languages -- which is part of the millen- environmental justice movement ships. Bryan emphasized the inti- 2) Feminist speakers speaking about feminism and nium movement towards one world -- has confused and strategic nonviolence as an macy of the class and the friend- :thnicity. Going way out on a limb, the speakers are multitudes. important element of it. In order to ships that develop among students v.%ually representing “minority” groups and are do this effectively, the Institute through working together in the shockingly going to explore the taboo subjects of 8) The annual spring strange, putrid smell has beer consists of two components: a classroom and on projects. “The :oncerns and perspectives of minority women, in- reported on campus in conjunction with the appear. seminar and an internship. The small group of students is a fringe Auding their exclusion from the feminist move- ance of orange-colored wood chips. Previously seminar is taught by Professor Dale benefit.” They encourage juniors ment. Even more startling, minority speakers are strange, putrid smells were reported on campu: Bryan who supervises the intern- and seniors nationwide who are going to address these topics, attempting to bridge only in conjunction with orange-colored chedda ships, and coordinates the entire part of peace studies programs to various cultures. The conference’s goal of aware- soup in the dining hall. program. Theclassroom and field- apply. ness is guaranteed,as a large number of people will work parts of the program feed off Bryan stated, “I was motivated probably protest the event. Of course, in the past, 9) The influx of international students has hdpec of one another, allowing students to put the program together five Tufts never had a single feminist speaker. ease student animosity towards and dissatisfactior to study strategies of nonviolence years ago because we require an with UNICCO. Fluent student speakers of non. and social action theory while be- internship for students in the 3) Clambake in the dining hall. Featuring interna- English languages have offered their bilingual skill! ing exposed to conditionsthat may [Peace and Justice Studies Pro- tional chefs (non-English speaking,at least) prepar- to help neighbors explain such difficult phrases be conducive to applications of gram].” Students interested in the ing the finest swordfish steaks purchasable from the “Limpie el piso” and “Recoga la Corona!” or these theories. Students may in- social sciences, women’s studies, Blue Stripe corporation.If institutionalfish doesn’t Monday mornings, when dormitories need tha tern at public agencies that carry African American studies, Asian float your dinghy, try the steamers drawn with butter special touch. out policy or at social agencies American studies, Native Ameri- or the shrimp surprise. The biggest surprise is the striving to change already existing can studies, LatinOKhican0 stud- cost ineffectiveness of the dining hall for students policy. ies will also find the program re- who utilize any meal plan with fewer than 20 meals 10) Hugo Bedau. With a beard birds love to nest in According to Bryan, “These warding . per week. Tufts’ most superior mind has startlingly offered ar internships offer students immer- Charlene Desir, a senior who extremely foolish critique of Religion Departmen sion and leadership responsibili- partook in the Institute stated, “I 4) Most curious, a large number of misspellingsand as department, upholding the concept that “Jew! ties in organizationsand stateagen- never heard of the term environ- nonsensical headlines have appeared in both the shouldn’t teach Judaism, etc” because its to( cies.” mental racism before. My inter- TUBSDaily and the Observer. This phenomena has preachy. With respect to Bedau as a great mind an( One of the major topics that ests are with education and been attributed to alien interference with printing philosopher, it seems the highly intelligent bein! will beinvestigated at theInstitute psychology. I devised a module and bouts of possession with a strange demonic didn’t apply his statementto his own equally preach! is environmental racism, the idea curriculum for urban children to being inhabiting Curtis Hall. discipline -- “Philosophers shouldn’t teach phi that environmental hazards have learn about the environment. My losophy”; for then, Bedau would be out of a job. I an extremely large impact on internship was unique because I 5) The Primary Source picks a series of unusual the fact that one of the most learned men at Tufts ha women and people of color. Other went into Dorchester and Roxbury targets for its third annual awards issue -- the Hon- proven otherwise isn’t a sign that the end is close 51- - main areas that will be examined nothing will. orable President DiBiaggio, Michael Stickings.Even Y are ecofeminism, green politics, see ENVIRONMENT, page 6 Cuban speaker shares her thoughts on home country by THOMAS FORAN global wave of democracy. Six more comfortable expressing her- hours of interactionbetween Tufts which closes its doors to Cuba. Daily Staff Writer years later, not only is the US self in her native tongue. students and their guest lecturer. However, it would seem logical Since the triumph of the revo- embargo still there, but so is Castro What followed was an eloquent Not surprisingly, Serrano Puig that the reopening of the same old lution in 1959, Cuba has been and his system. The continued explanation of the current crises was at her best when answering trade relations between the US treated like a pariah by the foreign . presence of Castro and his unique facing the Cuban people. Serrano questions regarding the Cuban and Cubacould very well result in policy expertsof theunited States. brand of socialism, a lamentable Puig explained that the nature of youth. As a respected student Cuba becoming economically de- The presence of a successfulCom- reality to American politicians, is the revolution is to provide basic leader, she seems to possess aclear pendent upon her long-time rival munistrevolutionarymovement 90 a source of pride and delight for services, including free health care belief in the efficacy of youth ac- (e.g. the 30-year Cuban-Soviet miles from our shores upset the Kenia Serrano Puig. and education, to all Cuban people. tivism, especially in her home- patron-clientrelationship). Cold War balance and heightened Serrano Puig is a 21-year-old She lamented that these ideologi- land. She revealed that 51.3 per- Serrano Puig concluded by the Red Scare hysteria of many student leader and a researcher at cal tenets of the Cuban Revolution cent of the Cuban population is offering an intriguing view of the Americans. Fidel Castro, the the Center of Studies for Youth in have been difficult to maintain, under 30 years of age, a demo- role of women in an authoritarian Rasputin of the Cuban Revolu- Havana, Cuba. Her April 11 lec- given the collapse of the USSR graphic fact that reflects the sheer regime and a culture character- tion, became the elusive nemesis ture in Barnum 104 marked the and US trade policy. She said such power in numbers of the younger ized by machismo. Her analysis who, with Soviet aid, managed to first timeaCubancitizenhadcome a system represents “the global generation. pointed to the many strides women survive CIA invasions and severe to Tufts to share her views on what economy that is unfair to poor Many students are active not have made since the early days of economic sanctions. life in Cuba is truly like. countries like Cuba.” only in student but also govern- the revolution. Since 1959, the With the collapse of the USSR SerranoPuig, anEnglishmajor Personalizing the American mental organizations. When ques- number of women in the work and the Eastern bloc in 1989-90, at the Enrique Jose Varona Teach- blockade’s effect upon the lives of tioned as to the degree to which force jumped from two percent tov conventional wisdom espoused ing Institute in Havana, opted to everyday Cubans, she explained they are heard and responded to, approximately 44 percent. that Cuba would be the next speak to the audience through an that the reduced imported oil sup- Serrano Puig steadfastly defended Nevertheless, she added, domino to fall, under the rising interpreter. She stated that she felt ply has forced many Cubans to the accessibility of the real deci- progress still needs to be made in rely upon bicycles rather than cars sion-makers to the desires and the order for true equality of the sexes as their principle means of trans- demands of the youth activists. to exist. She believes that this will portation. Factories that on9built “, . She stated, “There are many be one of the many problems with complex machinery have’been .‘people with an opinion in Cuba... which the younger generation, I Wanttosee 1 converted into manufacturing that is the essence of the Revolu- Cuban or American, will have to plants for bicycle parts. This ad- tion. We are not a people who cope. aptation is one example of the blindly defend what we have ... The As a representativeof an often something resourcefulness of the Cuban Parliament has been chosen by the misunderstood and ostracized so- people, she reasons, and gives sup- people and the state represents the ciety, Kenia Serrano Puig handled port to her nationalistic belief that power of the people.” herself with poise and confidence graphiic? “now more than ever, we need Serrano Puig did not, however, throughout the lecture. While the Cuban solutions for Cuban prob- adequately grapple with a contra- potential existed for the event to The Saga Continues, lems.’’ diction in herresponses that tended deteriorate into a political Tower Serrano Puig’s 30 minute in- to recur. She expressed a desire to of Babel, Serrano Puig and her troduction piqued the interest of maintain the “sovereignty and in- audiedce engaged in a challenging Fridays oh Features. the fairly sizeable audience. A dependence’’ of Cuba but at the and informative dialectic on the question and answer session en- same time decried the economic dominant ideological paradigms sued that provided close to two foreign policy of the United States of two very different societies. page six THE “TJJ?TS DAILY Thursday, April 13,1995 Brandeis student is mourned FUNERAL dent of Joseph Kushner Hebrew continued from page 1 Day School, where Ms. Flatow Ms. Flatow. attended elementary school. “stragers waked in at the New York Assemblyman DOV hospital. They traveled from Hikind, an orthodox Jew, told Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Eilat, all over reporters Alisa’s death touched Israel because they heard. there him deeply and not just because wasanEnglish-speakinggirlwho his daughter is planning to go to might need their help,” WolEsaid. Israel after she graduates high As Ms. Flatow lay dying in an school. Israeli hospital, her father con- “What happened to this family sulted with rabbis in Jerusalem happened to all of us, to every and New York and then directed American and every Jewish fam- that ,her organs be donated. ily,’’ Hikind said. Many who attended the ser- Ms. Flatow was buried vicepr~sedthefamily’sdecision. 6ednesday afternoon in Beth El “It’s something special that Cemetery, Paramus. they had this will to give life to At the burial, a freelance news other people,” Toby Katz, of West photographer from Paterson, Said Orange, said. ‘‘It’s unbelievable Elatab, said Paramus police de- something like that.” tained him after some mourners As people filed out of the syna- complained he had a sticker of the gogue in near silence, an uniden- Lebanese flag on his car. tified man began yelling to re- Elatab said police searched his porters how upset he was over the car, destroyed his film and re- killing. He attacked Palestinians leased him only after the funeral. for allowing it to happen. No one at the Paramus police But most mourners chose to headquafiers had any informa- look at Ms. Flatow’s death, not in tion on the incident. the contexc of politics, but as a. personal tragedy. Aspecial scholarshipfund will “All of us had or have or will be established in Ms. Flatow’s . have children studying in Israel. name to help send students to It’s a personal loss for eachofus,” study at religious schools in Is- said Harold Kestenbaum, presi- rael. Summer conference to come ENVIRONMENT strong, crucial, and distinctive continued from page 5 method of learning. “Experimen- tal learning is one of the most and interviewed seventh andeighth powerful and longlasting ways of gradersasto what they thought the learning. This kind of project m&mment was and based my would allow for this.” curriculum on that.” Alex Brozan, a 1994 Tufts graduate, attendedtheInstitute two Participants in the Institute are years ago and interned at Reach- awarded twoacademiccredits:one ing Out to Chelsea Adolescents. for the seminar and one for the Presently, he works for Peace Ac- internship, though students have tion. described the Insti- the option of not earning a crecjit .atein SocialMovementsand Stra- for the internship element. Al- tegic Nonviolence as an “an amaz- though students must P~Ya fee to ing opportunity to witness a com- attend the InstitUte, they RCeiVe a munity that I would never have stipend to cover the-cost of the been expos4 to,” he said. ‘me program. Institute was one of the most intel- Bryan believes that the Insti- Iectually stimulating times in my tute provides students with a life.” 395-0080 West of Rt. 93 199-C Mystic Avenue, Medford

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in &e ’90-Finals; Brad Park’s overtime goal to defeat Buffalo in game seven in ’83; Ray Bourque beating Quebec at the buzzer. The Garden is more than sports. There’s Ringling Brothers. The Rolling Stones. WWF wrestling. Monster car crushers. Boxing. concourse. Want a Presidential speeches. uet if the chance si So many memories. Too many the gamdconcert starts? stick out of the an memories. That Garden is one ugly another $1.75. Brought n’t flush. And those the Ce building. And we’re sure going to from Idaho along so you can enjoy SC above the exits are their fin miss it. a cold brew? Sorry pal, might as thi ect them-- four or have on well put it back in your wallet. 1 GAiME aps the most famous 1ST BALCONY 32 Garden is the round SEC. ROW SEAT d one that bares the 79 A 2 PRICE r and the words ,$29.00 ert G. Orr.” Bird BOSTON CELTICS NO REFUND Larry VS . OR EXCHANGE on your seat. But ifthe puck/ball come# looked to the banner for CHICAGO BULLS ‘ai Boston Garden your way, it’s time to lie across tbe inspiration during the national person next anthem to you to be i before able to see each underneath Celtics ’ , 3.91 CWlE 833 the boxes. CoNLlEuE 4 home Taxing, but BOSTON CELTICS game. worth it. These seats MINI1 HEQT Speaking usually OSTON CRRDEN of Orr, the require a call Bruins to your chiropractorto schedule an appointment typically get short shrift in for the next day. discussions about the Garden. But there is aritual that all who enter The Bruins own the Boston the Garden perform when he or she Garden. The Celtics are merely finally walks into the arena. Finding their tenants. In fact, even as the your seat can wait. This is important. Celtics were winning their eight Reggie Lewis - A prolific scorer up a runway into the arena and straight championships in the and team leader following the Walk rerirement of Larry Bird, his life was look skyward. The sea of green and 1960s, the Bruins were still the rragically cut short in July. 1993. white and black and gold is enough to top ticket in town. The Celtics The number 35 will be retired in his bring tears to the eyes of any true sports never sold out; fans could honor tonighr. fan. purchase tickets the day of the Thursday, April 13,1995 page n THE TUFI’S DAILY WEEKENDER Morphpe lead discusses band’s sound by JAY RUTTENBERG by RACHEL LEVINE Daily Editorial Board ‘ t’s hardly unusual for bafids s Patriots’ Day created for to develop a strong the Boston Marathon or is it animosity towards the the other way around? media’s labeling of their On April 19,1897,15 men started Imusic. And although the general what is todaq;he world’s oldest and most ;onsensus regarding Morphine prestigious mqpthp4 the marathon by which all as a “smoky, moody, and dark” other races a&yme%red, the Boston Marathon. band seems’ relatively radle of the American appropriate, the musicians themselves would beg to differ. “[S]ometimes 1feel that that side of Morphine is overemphasized, because it Sort of makes us sound like a loungy bunch of depressants,” frontman Mark Sandman said in his loungy, depressed voice that seems to take coffee breaks in between words. “I think the albums have a lot of energy and a lot of dynamics. Especially be held on Monday, April with this album there’s a pretty quite a show. Over 9,000 diverse range of sounds and approaches .” in Davis Sauare-this weekend. Yes, the third Morphine full instrumentation, speaking over Thegroup’s debutLP, Good, length described above by the the telephone from his Cambridge soon followed, displaying a low band’s singer, bassist, and home. “I was trying to figure out sound sharp enough to captivate songwriter, follows the trio’s how to play [one string] slide a rock audience but still smooth surprise 1993 hit, Cure For bass, don’t ask me why. And I enough to be played in Dunkin’ Pain. That record, along with was friends with Dana, and I Donuts. But it was not until its single of the same title, always admired his baritone sax Rykodisc released Cure For brought international success playing. He was hanging around Painin 1993thatMorphinetruly for the bluesy local combo, my studio one day, and we put entered the big leagues. whose strikingly atypical those two instruments together, Eventually selling more than instrumentation more or less and we realized the unique blend, 300,000 copies, the album was defies convention. Possessing the unique combination of tones. propelled not only by television no guitar in this rock ‘n’ roll Then I opened my mouth and exposure, an industry buzzed age of guitar domination seems started singing, and it was right appearance at Austin’s South odd enough by itself, but the there at the exact same place with By Southwest Music fact that Sandman’s mellow the music, tonally. So we had Conference, featured songs in vocals are aided only by his two three instruments directly in the the film Spanking the Monkey, string slide bass, the baritone exact same range, working and remarkably positive press saxophone of DanaColley, and together, and somehow it wasn’t hype, but also the trio’s diligent Billy Conway’s drumming too much, it worked. We decided touring schedule. Playing seems downright bizarre. to get a drummer [original approximately 200 concerts in well as celebrat$g “It was just an accident,” percussionist Jerome Deupree] 14countries,Sandman and Co. Sandman explained about and give ourselves a name and try “worked [their] asses off’ Morphine’s incarnation and to eet a eie.” -BAND, pagem Thursday, April 13,1995 THE TUFTS DAILY Page

WEEKENDER i Women rockstars the rage in the music scene Three albums offer opportunity to catch the latest recordingf trend by RACHEL LEVINE and Ho e are finding their pouting faces known, having already been released on most part) singers. This album is very gracing the covers of those “authorita- different - in content and mood - Daily Editorial Board albumspreviously(shortofCar1ySimon’s both tive” music magazines meant for those live version of “Coming Around Again/ than either Women for Women and Boyson days to have who consider themselves informed folk Itsy Bitsy Spider,”) that the album be- the Side. A Woman’s Heart 2 lacks the a vagina. (informed folk who unwittingly compose comes little more than a collection of the latent commercialism that drives the other the greater bulk of the undesirable and commonplace. There is nothing new on two albums, combining established folk Case in point: Madonna. Ma- extremely trendy __ not trend-setting __ this album, which is its most regrettable singers with less known artists. All the donna dyed her hair blond and people Orwellianmass of music fans). feature. singers on the album, except for the bald bought her records. Madonna kissed Jesus Recently,in the worldstraddlingfoby WhoopieforWhoopi! Beameddown to and controversial Sinead O’Connor and and people bought her records’ Madonna lyrics and nearly-alternative beats, the earth from the Enterprise, Madam Maighread NiDhom hnaill, perform at least abedandpeopleboughther propheti ofrelationshipsgonebad,singer/ Goldberg recorded her own version ofRoy two blood-pressure decreasing songs. records. Madonna did rude things to a flag songwriters Tori Amos, Shawn Calvin, Orbison’s “You Got 1t”for theBoyson rhe MauraO’Connell’s two songs“Westem and PPIe bought her Madonna and Sarah Mc-chlan have all played Side soundtrack. Perhaps she should stick Highway” and “Trouble in the Fields” are danced with a bunch Of homosexualsand sold-out shows in the Boston area, as has to acting in Spielberg films, because nei- bothveryCambridge,Mass.-foky, beau- people boughther Madonna made Shakespearean harpist, Loreena ther her acting nor her music career have tiful, embued with deep and meaningful a picture-book of her sexual fantasies and McKennit. measured up in any way, shape, or form to lyrics about suffering and patience, and PPIe bought her records* Madonna ex- With the barrageoffemalesingers and her performancein TheColorPurple.The backedbysoft,airy vocals; the sortofmusic changed four-letter pleasantries with David musicians on the market,is it any wonder rest of the album (fortunately) rises well- that WBOS plays after 11 p.m. Lettermanand people bought her records. that several albums have weaspled onto above Whoopi; though the movie may Mary Black‘s live bonus track “Don’t Yet, Madonna’s last twoalbums’ sales have the shelves ofHMV that not only featUte have been Thelma, Louise, and the AIDS Explain”isalsoatreat,acompletelybrood- droppedinto toembarrassing all-women performers, but target them- virus, the album is full of gems and if-the- ing and nakedperformance,reminiscentof What’s happened? selves to a female audience? men-can-hack-it-so-can-wesongs. . the emptiness on the Throwing Muses’ New concept: woman as rockstar (op T h e chy-titled Women for A tame Sarah McLachlan offers an lead singer, Kristin Hersh’s release of last posed torock-image).Granted, Janis Joplin excellent version of Tom Waits’ “01’55,” year. Black’s other two songs, the peppy was a force to reckon with way back when -1 Most Wanted also recently released as part of her “Free- “Saw You Running” and the lamenting “If dom Sessions” multimedia album. The IGave My Heart toYou”show the variance song hardly offers McLachlan achance to of Black’s artistry, though in no way equal exercise those big lungs of hers, but only hex live track in quality or musical skill. proves her diversity as an artist. Several of the artists are less talented Probably the best track on the album is than others. For example, Delores Keane the equivalent of a successful round of exemplifies dullness with her monotonous musical CPR. Revived from the circular “Never Be the Sun” which could drive all file of 80s remnants, the Pretenders bring the lemmings of the world over a cliff. life to Monisey’s “Everyday is Like Sun- SineadO’Connor ’s performance is equally day” without losing its melancholy. Oddly unremarkable, forgettable. enough, the song doesn’t sound mopey or The problem with this album is that all draggy, so Morrisey purists are apt to be the singers are rooted in folk. Nothing stirs repulsed. Regardless, the Pretenders’ re- the blood, makes the heartbeat. The album make of the song is remarkable. really lacks the array of styles featured Jonell Mossershowsexceptional prom- on the other two. Only Sharon Shannon, ise in her version of “Cross- who performs 80instrumental jigs en- roads,” written by Rober A titled “Bunaee JumDers” and

for women about breast exams and the 1 Crow importance of early detection, etc. .- hite trash Women for Women contains a diverse sitting in bars and glamorous city of sin, amalgam of artists and talents; Opening Las VegaS. Or Melissa Ethridge and her quite appropriately with Annie Lenox’s posse Of lipstick lesbians belting Out love- “MY,”the album plays on through 13 laden tunes ofold-worldRomanticismlong othertracks,including Vanessa William’s gone, or poor little rich girl Liz Phair with ‘‘save the Bat for Last,” Carly Simon’s her SeXUallY explicit album. Seems that ‘‘Coming Around Again/Itsy Bitsy Spider woman as image only Works with Constant (l”e),”TaylorDayne’s‘‘I’11 Beyour Shel- innovation in today’s high-tech, memory- ter,” and Sheryl crow’s now-atating free world. Sorry, Madonna. hit, “All I Wanna Do.” Girlsareeverywhere.Women-ledbands, On one hand, the album is familiar and from the Cranberries to Portishead to ug- comforting, the sort of album listened to lier-than-thou Belly, have become the al- when stretched out on a quilt stitched of pha and omega of hip.-Women are riding favorite, outgrown flannel shirts while the music wave, staking a claim as lead drinking herbal teas. The songs smoothly Vocalists and musicians in every aWtOf flow from one to the next. Nothing jars, themusic world.ThedivasofEn Vogueand nothing grates -nothing is very spirited Celilne Dion are cleaning up the air time on either. The “up” song that breaks the every radio station that Uses the Phrase middle is Sheryl Crow’s, which would “hot” in its catchy call-name, Offers prizes have been fine had every radio station on to the 178th caller, and features Casey the Eastem and Western seaboards and Kasem’s toP-100 countdown On Sunday every place in between resisted the temp- low” by Joan Armstrong. sample some of the best of this-new trend. The third recent release of music for afternoons. tation to pla her three times an hour. and by women, A Woman’s Heart 2, is a 0 0 With the so-called punk revival, rela- The famiiarity becomes redundant in 00 tively untalented femme bands such as L7 this respect. All the songs are so well collection of female Irish folk (for the . Morphine set to play for audience in Davis Square over this long weekend BAND continued from page lI performing for crowds of anything Yes also features Colley’s double disagrees. “We play with dark and gradual... We didn’t have a hit from “500 to 50,000 people.” saxophone playing, a visually sounds, butdarkdoesn’tnecessarily single in terms of something like It wasduring this extensivetouring fascinating technique Sandman mean depressed. I think that the Green Day or Blind Melon or some that Morphine recorded Yes. “We claims was originally developed by underlying feeling with our songs is more well known bands. I think that recorded the album while we were the late Roland Kirk. “The sound of one of hope and positivity. The sun at this point our audience is mostly on tour,”Sandman said.“We’dcome two saxes being played at the same might not be shiningreal bright, but music lovers and other musicians.” home for a week or ten days and time by the same person is a lot there’s still hope.’’ “I can remember before the first book a couple days in the studio, and different than two saxes being played Sandman appears rather content time we played thinking ‘what if this we just kept doing that all year.’’ by two people. It adds all these with his band’s prosperity, which doesn’t work?’ We had basically no Two of the album’s songs, “I Had crazy and scary overtones.” can be viewed as compensation for expectations at all. So it’s all been My Chance”and the spoken wordish This would seem to blend the deteriorationof Treat Her Right, just one big bonus.”

“Sharks Patrol,” were even recorded perfectly with Morphine’s his and drummer Conway’s old ’ Morphine plays the Somerville on the road, adding a raw edge to the commonly acknowledged gloomy, band. “I like the pace that things are Theater this Friday evening. record. ominous sound, but Sandman going for us. It seems very natural Page Iv THE TUmS DAILY Thursday, April 13,1995

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Fuzzy, Special Guests, Shelf call 277-0982 for more info. Life, Pel Mel, Tackelbox, Impressionist; Willem de THETAM Car. 10 Brookline St.- call Koonong from the Vykki Vox and the Soul for more information 492- Hi rsh horn Museum T.T. THE BEAR’S Collection; Printed Rock for Choice featuring Searchers. 16 18 Beacon St. BEAR. in Brookline, 277-0982. I A1 legories: D urer to Gr oovasauru s, Planet * Thursday, April 13,1995 THE TUFTS DAILY page seven SPORTS - o bull with this Lam It’s stories like Ray Durham’s that make baseball the great spon that it is, despite the efforts of Bud Selig, Donald Fehr, et al. Durham is a 22-year-old second baseman for the Chicago White Sox. Nobody outside of baseball John Tomase circles has heard of him. That will change six months from now wher Beyond the Arc Durham is named Americar League Rookie of the Year. You see, Durham has all the talents to be a star. He’s beer compared to Joe Morgan, and rival general managers say he’s a can’t- miss All Star. He hit .296 at Nashville (AAA) last year, with 34 steals 16 homers, and a league-leading 260 total bases. Impressive numbers, yes, butconsiderthis:Durhamisa5’8”, 170. Ib. leadoff hitter. Leadoff hitters do not lead their league in total baser unless they are something special. Durham is something special. But you’d never know it talking tc him. He’s had the second base job handed to him in Chicago, where he’ll probably bat leadoff. He feels no pressure. “The other guys on the team are making my stay comfortable,’ DurhamsaidfromtheWhitesox’s springtraining facility in Sarasota “The starting job is mine. I’m just going to go out there and be myself.” The tennis team was hot and cold this week, knocking off MIT and Wesleyan while losing to Bates. If being himself means playing anything like he has in the minors success will take care of itself. The switch hitter sprays line drives tc the gaps and is a menace on the basepaths, two trends he hopes tc continue in Chicago. Tennis serves up two victories “I’m just going to try to hit line drives,” Durham said. “I war by RANJI SINHA matches were tightly contested 0, winning all the matches without talking to our hitting instructor Walter (Hriniak), and he basicall} Contributing Writer with Baker losing 6-2, 7-5 and droppingasetin singlesordoubles. The Tufts men’s tennis team With the week only half over, said, ‘you’renot going to hit many home runs. Don’t try to do thing: Chen falling, 7-5, 6-3. Watson you’re not capable of doing.’ has ridden arnller coaster through defended his players by saying the tennis team could continue on “If I get up there trying to swing like Frank Thomas, I’m just no1 the past week. The men came up that they did play close matches, its winning track when it visits BU going to be in the game long.” but said, “A close match is not a today. But in order to do so, the So what the hell happened last year? Durham hit three homers ir win.” Juniors Matt Gibbon and players must establishaconsistent the first four years of his professionalcareer. Then the gong went off Jason Cohen both won singles winning game, rather than having matches, but overall the team was to come back from an almost loss. He erupted for a 16-homer, 33-double, 12-triple season. I “It surprised me,” Durham admitted. “I hit a lot of home runs ir swept in the doubles. Watson said Despite their recent shortcomings high school. Maybe it was a fluke, maybe it wasn’t. I’ve shown a 101 with a 7-0 blowout win against that doubles is hindering the team’s Chen feels the team’s season up Wesleyan on April 8 and a 6- 1 rout chances at winning. The team’s until now has been very success- of pop in batting practice SO far.” Durham enjoys home runs, but nothing pumps him up like an ex& at MIT Tuesday. However, sand- fortunesthen rested on sophomore ful. He also said that the team is base hit that stays in the ballpark. wiched between the two triumphs Andy Schwartz who has posted an now coming together and should was a close 4-3 loss to Bates, giv- beasolid unit by theNew England “I love to hit extra base hits,” Durham said with a hint oj impressive 8-2 match record this excitement in his voice. “Every time Igo up I’m trying to hit adouble ing the team a total of three losses season. Unfortunately his season’s Small College Athletics Confer- in their last five matches. strength didn’t help much on Tues- ence [NESCAC] tournament at the trying to hit a triple. If I turn a double into a triple or a single into i double, that gets me going.” Before the match against Bates, day as Schwartz was beaten in a end of the month. Chen’s predic- Durham admits he has much to learn. For one thing, his 191 coach Jim Watson strongly em- close three sets, 5-7,6-4,6-1, clos- tion for the tournament was, “I phasizedthatlastyear’s winon the strikeouts the last two years are way, way too many for any self. ing out Tufts’ chances at a win. expect us to come in the top three road versus Bates was a very lucky respecting leadoff hitter. For another, he needs work tightening hi! like we always do.” one, saying, “We quite honestly - throwing motion on the double play. The next day our players proved stole one last year.” Unfortunately, For the first problem, Durham feels fortunate to be under thc they had short memories, quickly But before the team looks to on a sunny, yet blustery Tuesday the New Englands, it must first tutelage of Hriniak, the Charlie Lau disciple players either lovc rebounding and soundly beating on the Fletcher courts, Bates (Wade Boggs) or want to push off a bridge (Mike Greenwell). MIT on their home courts, 6-1. face its biggest test on Saturday avenged last year’s performance “Hriniak has helped my game a lot,”Durham said. “I truly believc Chen won his match and the againstWilliams. Ifthemen post a what he’s teaching because in rookie ball I was swinging with twc by handing the Jumbos a close, doubles were not the problem they win against the Ephmen on the hands, and my head, ooh, my head was justflying. Now I’m flat on the disappointing loss. were the day before. The domina- road, that could be the difference ball every pitch.” Senior co-captains Jon Baker tion of MIT echoed the match the between a yes or no vote for them And Durham has easily abandoned the two-hand approach ir and Alex Chen both suffered losses previous Saturday in which the to go into postseason play in Na- favor of Hriniak’s somewhat controversial top-hand-flying-off-the at first and second singles. The Jumbos pummeled Wesleyan, 7- tionals. bat method. “I like it,” he said succinctly. Fans dead: Say it ain’t so, Joe As for the pivot at second base, he’s improved this facet of hi! game as well. KANSAS CITY -- (AP)Jo~ The Kansas City Star re- and a third-round draf? choice for “I’ve worked tremendously hard on fielding,”Durham said. “I’ve will go. On Tuesday. ported that NBC has been negoti- a first-round draft choice. always been told defense wins games. I feel that from when I firs Joe Montana, perhaps the best ating with Montana to join the He missed five games in 1993 signed [in 19901 until now I’ve improved 100 percent. I’ve still go1 quarterback in NFL history, will network as a football commenta- with wrist and hamstring inju- to polish up on my pivot turning two, which is coming along veq announce his retirement in San tor. Montana, the paper added, ries, but led the Chiefs to an 11-5 nicely up here. I’ve gotten much, much better with that.” Francisco thatday andfollow with also has talkedwith theNFL about record and the AFC champion- - “It’s the footwork,” Durham continued. “I don’t throw too manj a news conference in Kansas City becoming a league spokesman. ship game. He sparked playoff balls away. Sometimes I get too open and other times I don’t get open on Wednesday. Montana’s desire to retire at rallies against Pittsburgh and enough. I’m trying to stay short and compact.” International -Management age 38 -- he would be 39 at the Houston before the Chiefs lost to Of course, these are the least of Durham’s problems. The pressure Group. the firm that represents start of training camp -- results Buffalo --one step from the Super of starting as a rookie doesn’t bother him. The pressure of being Montana, announced only that a from a number of factors. Bowl. compared to Joe Morgan doesn’t bother him. The pressure of batting news conference in San Francisco These range from injuries The Chiefs finished 9-7 last leadoff doesn’t bother him. will be held, but a source at the (most recently knee surgery), the year with a first-round playoff The pressure of trying to please Frank Thomas, however, bothers agency saidit wouldbeMontana’s wishes of his wife Jennifer to re- loss to Miami. The first half of him. long-speculated retirement. turn to California, and his feeling that game was a brilliant passing “I was talking to Frank the other day,” Durham said. “He said, ‘are Chiefs president Carl Peterson the Chiefs had not assembled a duel between Montana and Dan - you going to get on base for me? Because if you don’t get on I’m not did everything but. confirm good enough team to help him Marino, butMontana threwacriti- going to get my ,Is.’’’ Montana’s career is over. gain an unprecedented fifth Su- cal end zone interception in the “I said, ‘of course I’m going to get on for you.’ I sure don’t want “I will make this statement - per Bowl title. second half and the Chiefs lost to get on his bad side.” that we will have a press confer- Retirement would mark an 27-17. Good answer, Ray. This Durham guy knows what he’s doing. ence here next Wednesday, prob- end to a marvelous career that Montana completed 299 of ably at 10 a.m., specific to the included Super Bowl victories in 493 passesfor 3,283yards,throw- status of Joe Montana,” he said. 1990. 1989, 1985. 1982. He was ing 16 touchdowns with nine in- ~- “He’s the best writer Montana, at a police benefit the Super Bowl’s most valuable terceptions. in San Jose, Calif., on Tuesday player three times. I we have. There’s John night. was also evasive when ques- An elbow injury disabled him “If we had a chance to win the tioned about his retirement. for most of two years, and he lost Super Bowl, 1 think he would Tomase and then there’s “I can’t say it ain’t or it is,” he his job in San Francisco to Steve have stayed,” said Kathy Ball, a said. When asked whether Young. young woman trylng to find an -= everybody eke.” - Greg Youman he’d be attending the Chiefs quar- Montana has one year left on apartment with two friends. terback camp next week, he said: the three-year contract he signed “We’ve got nothing to support “Ihaven’thadtogotooneyet. I’m with Kansas City. He was traded keeping him. We don’t have the Beyond the Arc, Thursdays. hoping I don’t have to go that one by San Francisco on April 20. front line. It was exciting. 1’11 either.” 1993, with safety David Whimore definitely miss him.” page eight THETUFTSDAILY Thursday, April 13,1995

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THE 1995 TED SHAPIRO MEMORIAL AWARD RECIPIENTS

The 1995 Ted Shapiro Memorial Awards have been announced. Two seniors and For inlormation contaet: x3524 three juniors will be this ydsrecipients. These awards, available only to Or see the Dance posting area In American Studies maprs, were first established in 1983 by the family and friends Jackson Gym of Ted Shapiro, '82, who died in a drowning accident one year after graduating from Tufts with a B.A. in American Studies. Mr. and MIS. Aaron Shapiro, parents a Ted, wanted to memorialize his life in a suitable way. They began funding annual grants for summer travel and &her explorations that would allow students to pursue activities that relate to the American experience. In Mr. Shapiro's words, "From the earliest proposals up to the most recent, we have observed the broadening smpe of students' projects. We marvel at the seriousness of purpose and the enthusiasm of the recipients. These summer adventures have resulted in tremendous personal growth - inner resources have been tapped, creative juices have been stirred, and interests have been defined and focused." The 1995 winners and their topics are as follows:

Advertise with- I) Rebecca Goldberg d Silver Springs, Maryland, will exchange volunteer lours at the Lesbian Herstory Archives in Brooklyn, NY, for access to the stacks the Tufts Daily rvhich will facilitate research for her Honors Thesis. In addition to working as an ntem, she will be contributing to research for a new exhibit on the history of gay How else can you get your vomen and men in Brooklyn. Ms. GoMberg is enrolled in the five-year program d ruftsrrhe Museum School, working toward a B.A. in American Studies in Fine Arts advertisement placed in !) Philippa Edwards, combining a B.A. in American Studies with a B.A. in Fine the doorway of class 4rts from the Museum School, plans to spend a month with her grandparents in buildings, inside the dining Iklahoma City to leam about their personal histories while painting a series d andscapes of their rural life. She intends to explore the relationship between her halls, all around the vork in American Studies and Fine Arts through this family history project and her Campus Center, and into bwn exploration of their landscape. the backpacks of I) Sarah McGinley, a senior from Narragansett, Rhode Island, will be training vith the National Outdoor Leadership School in order for her to qualify as a practically every student ounselor with the "Connecting with Courage" Program. This program was leveloped at Hanrard to assist 12 and 13-year dd girls to become successful as on campus. .. IroMem solvers; leaders, decision makers, during a 14day outdoor backpacking, o~kclimbing, creative arts, etc.'experience. The shapiro grant wilt cover the cost EVERY DAY Is the course and equipment rental. ,) Judith Miller of Shaker Heights, OH, will spend the summer in Boston, OF THE mrking asa volunteer with the Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders GLAD), a puMic interest legal organization. She will learn about public interest law Ind will experience firsthand the discrimination facing gays, lesbians, bisexuals WEEK? nd HNpositive persons. She will use the Shapiro grant to cow living expenses Not including weekends. x the entire summer. We have to rest too, ) Jill Samuels, a junior at Tufts, will spend eight weeks at the lnstituto rllende, in the town of San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. While studying Spanish, you know. Is. Samuels will learn silver design, dyeing, weaving techniques, and experience m culture d her surroundings by living with a local family. She is a B.FA. andidate at the Museum School as well as an American Studies mapr. page ten THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, April 13,1995

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Specialists in the The Melrose YMCA is now phers, WSI swimmers: tennis, gym- LASER TYPESET Call Tim 247-0513. following areas: drama, sports. na- I ture, gymnastics, outdoor camping lnterviewlng nastics, basketball, baseball, la- M5.00 496-1124 skills, fishing. Please call Stu For summer lifeguards and Swim crosse, golf, riRery, and sailing in- ImpressiveLaserTypesetResumes, Lesson Instructors. Flexible hours/ structors; archers, fisherman, featuring computer storage for fu- Silverman. Camp Director, at (617) Audition 24-5124. competitive pay. If interested, call kayakers, canoeists, naturalists, ture updating. Your choice Of Jennifer Foster for more infonnation. marine biologists, visual, musical, including bold, italics. Tufts grad student is shooting .an typestyles, Melrose YMCA- 817-665-4360. dramatic and martial artists; bullets, etc. on Strathmore paper. independent feature film in June. Cruise Ships hlring- Attistic male and female actom in Travel the world while earning an waterskiers and windsurfers... to Have your cover letters done by us Seniors planning to NY mention a few. Interview in Cam- match your Resumel Oneday 20's needed to audtion for principal excellent income in the Cruise Ship work in to Next year4 am looking for a room- bridge available. Inquire early. Sal- serviceavail.5minfromTufts.(Mem- parts. Must be willing to travel this 8 Land-Tour Industry. Seasonal & Full-timeemployment available. No mate to live with in New York. Please ary structure dependent on age, I berof PARW Professional Assocof June. Folks from the deep South encouraged to audtion. Southem exp necessary. For info. call 1-206- call 629-8596 and ask for Lena. activity expertise and experience. Resume Writers. Callfor FREEIAe- Call (617) 721-1443. sume/Cover Letter Guidelines"). acmnts a bonus. Must be able to 634-0460ext. C50355. Summer Jobs-Good Pay1 AISO, word processing or typing of deal with the occasional party. Call Michael at (617) 5244548 for info. Alaska Summer Employment- Able bodied, hard working, strong Healthy Men Needed student papers, grad school aPP11- donors. Help others and Colorful Patchwork cap cations, personal statements, the- Students needed1 Fishing industry. guyswantedfor local,student owned As sperm TSR Eamupto$3000-$6000+permonth. landscaping business. Start in May. earn up to $1 20Meek. AII'ethnicities Desperately seeking my lost golfers ses, multiple leners. tapes tran- We will work in Lexington. Pay needed. Call to if you qwlii: cap made of quitted wool patches, scribed. laser printing, Fax Service, Are you interestedin busmess? Get Room and Boardl Transportation1 de- see great experienceandget paid, apply Male or Female. No experience nec- pends on experience. No Whiners. 497-8646. California Cryobank, as my hair is developing quite a mind etc. CALL FRANCES AT 396-1 124 to be a TSR manager. &plications Call Abe at 629-8695. Cambridge of its own. $5.00 reward. Call Jimbo AAA RESUME SERVICE essary. Call 1-206-5454155 ext. are available at the Info booth in the A50353. QD 629-8434. Please,please. pleasel campus center. If youhaveanyques- I need Computer Help1 Have a fun summer taking care tions call John or Melissa at 627- National Parks Hiring- Tufts senior looking for someone to of kids! Tennis Racket 3224. Seasonal 8 full-time employment help create an inventory database We have full-time, part-time, and Left in Residential Life office. De- available at NaiiialParks, Forests on Apple for start-up business. Will loadsof aftercamppbs.Eam$7-10/ scribe it and it's yours. Call 627- Students:Need Word? 8 Wildlife Preserves. Benefts + bo- pay. Call Kim at 628-1576. hr. If you have childcare references, 3248. Part-time, PAID, with possible sum- nusesl Call: 1-206-545-4804 ext at least two full weekdays free or :. :. . mer time position. Base Salaty $31. N50353 Chlldcare: Seeking mature afternoons free from 1:OO on, Call $36, or $42 per sale1 10 positions person Joy at Parents in a Pinch, 617-739- General available. We need motivated, ener- Summer JoWlntwnships To care for newbom 9:00-5:00 Mon- KIDS. getic, aggressive people1 Send re- $12OO/month. National HeaRh Ori- Fri in house just off-campus. Must sume NOW to Boston Entertain- ented Company has openings avail- be non-smoker, with driver's license. Notice ment, P.O. Box 20, Medford, MA able in Marketing. Advertising, and Job begins midJune; need one year Lost & 02153. Or fax to: (617)393-4475. Display for college students. Can commitment. Call Ellen 625-6913. earn $300 and up per week. All LeadersNeeded . Procraftinate West Cambridge- majorsconsidered. training provided. Found with us at the Crafts Center. We're Part-time nanny needed for bright, no experience necessary. ($1200-a Summer teenage bicyclingtrips. US, Canada, Europe. Minimum 4 week under Lewis hall, across from Tilton. well-behaved 5 year old girl. You will month based on display set ups) For Make posters, weave baskets, knit, pick her up at school and care for interview call 891-1233. time commitment. Sabry plus EX- penses paid. Student Hosteling Pro- throw pots. do ANYTHING. If you her, Mon-Fri, 2-6 p.m. Own car pre- don't know, we'll teach you. 629- ferred. Call evenings-876-2270. interested in Business? gram, Ashfield Rd. Conway, MA Lost on Wednesday? 01341. (800)343-6132. YOGE. Sunday-Thursday, 7-10 pm, TSR is seeking an ambitious, orga- Pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. Gold Friday, 1-4 pm. nized student to fill its CHAIRMAN and Grey-reward. Call 623-5190. Mohawk Day Camp, White OFTHE BOARD position from Sapt Return and no questions asked. Knit, knit, knit Plains, NY 95- Ap 96. You will be interacting w/ seeks outstanding counselors and It's neat with Mo in the Crafts Cen- leaders in the Tufts community and Lost ter. Friday 1-4 with good music. We lifeguards from NYC. Westchester gaining valuable experience in a Jade areen lenscrafters evealasses and Connecticut. Transportation but have the supplies, we'll teach you. business environment. Aps. avail- case with green metal eieilasses Come it's FREE. no housing available. Call 914-949- able at info. booth. PIScall Stacey at inside. If found, please call Janet 2635. 629-4997 w/ any questions. 627-7662.

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Call Jamie at 629-8014. an audtion slot by calling Erin at Excellent 4 Bedroom Sublet Haskell windows and huge walk-in closet. 7 776-9669 or Kasey at 629-8487. Summer on Cape Cod min. wakfromcampusinhrgehouse Need to get June-Sept. 62 Powdemouse. For On Powderhouse Blvd. 1 b. in 3 b. to LA? info call Kin 629-8698 or Alex 627- Plymouth w/ front and back porch. Beautiful Buy my one way ticket. Ineed to sell huge, quiet apt. avail June-Aug 31. Dan 7595. Ocean views, bed. jacuzzi bath, Mostlyfumishedw/2 decks, call now sunset1 June-August. $270 + util. Hey sexy, you better join us dancing it fast. Only $220 - or best offer. beaches.patio, parking,familyhome, Call 776-4742. Come to sunny California for a great 776-7817. on Thursday1 You could help claim Summer Sublet privateentrance.woodbummg stove. deal1 Call Ali at 629-9152. my club virginityl -guess Great apt. on College Ave. 4-5 bed- prefer nonamoker. Large common Summer Sublet Medford Palace rooms, 1 lRbath,2floors,avail6/1- room, $300 per week. Rent Memo- 3 br., big kitchen, living room. dining Oneroomavailableforsummersub- Go to the Alps thls summer 9/1 Parking avail. Rent negotiable. riaVLabor. 1-508-2242214- Rose. room, on Teele Ave. Available 6/1 to let at 171 College Ave. Furnished, Tufts in Talloires. summer study in Makc Gotten a job, need a Huge bedrooms1 Call 629-8444 if well-kept room in classy furnished 6 dress suit for offlce? 8/31. Great place, great cost. Call French Alps. Classes in French and the interested. Large beautiful spacious apt for Zach at 628-5076. bedroom house w/ living room, English. Open to all majors. Apply My suit does not ft me anymore. rent kitchen. 2 bathrooms. washer/dryer, Barely worn, great shape. Jacket today, summer is coming1627-3290, Summer Sublet Total of 9 rooms - 5 bedrooms. Mod- Great location and parking spaces. For more info, 108 Packard Ave. 3rd floor. 42R. Pants 32W 30L. $100 or best Great Location for T campus. em kitchen. dishwasher, fridge, mi- Call Karin 623-2239. offer. Call Karl 629-9157. and Summer sublet across from South LargeRwms, Parking,washBdryer. crowave free washer/dryer, 2 full Hall Gate. 1,2 or 3 large bedroom. Johnnk, Walker Upto4fumishedrooms. Pricenego- bathroom. $1550/monthAvail.June . 2 porches, nice kitchen. and living Summer Sublet What do they call you in bed? IBM PC 286 FOR SALE tiable. Call Jay at 629-0298. 1. 1995. Teele Sq. Call Marvin 4 bedroom apt. at #1 Ossippee, 640K memory, monochrome moni- room. Rent negotiable. Call Sloan dreamgirl David- at965-7848anytime -leave 629-9014. steps from campus, washerldryer, tor, 30MB drive, keyboardand some 3-4 Sublet message. great porch for summer, great loca- Don't forget1 soflware. $36300 or B.O. call Irina: Absolutely beautiful, sunny, bright, tion. spacious,greatprice.CallPhillip 629-9622. Beautiful 1st floor Apt. Summer Sublatter Peer Academic Advisor Applications clean apartment, 3 minutes from Need a summer sublatter for one 629-9312 or Kate 625-4807. are due Tuesday, April 18 in the campus. Rent it stating June 1st 2 bedroom, new ktchen. dining and living room. Close to Tufts, front and bedroom in a fully furnished, nice Dean of Students Office. and have it all toyourselves. Kitchen, three bedroom apartment. On Plan for next Fall WAC0 deal1 waswdry. living room, etc. CHEAP1 back porches, yard, garage and Sunny, 3 bedroom apartment, on Macintosh LC w/ color monitor, ex- driveway. Available June 1st. Conwell St. Right next to campus. Neil Call 629-0565 for Rachelle or Kiko. Off- Call Lauren at 776-5020. safe, quiet street, only 3 minutes You are the man, let me tell you, I tended keyboard ( plus original) and Street Parking. $800. Call Ray 729- from campus. Modem kitchen and wish I could typeset all the ads and an Apple Laser Writer-NT all for only 9 Whitfield, On Campus 2323. bath. AvailableSept. 1,1995. $1OW $750. Serious offers only. Please Summer subkt then go to chem lab every wed. Summer sublet. 3 or 4 bdrms avail- 1 person in 4 br; 10 min walk to mo. Call William at 508-897-1200or please please can I get in the box call Harry at 441 -5071. able in 5 bdrm house, second floor, Llght, beautlful4 1/2 br. apt, In 508-264-0987 evenings. 2 family. All the extras: w/d. dw, campus, 5 minute walk to T. Also too? ins. sarcasm very large rooms, hardwood floors, wanted: Roommates for 9/1/95 BMW 325 IX parking. porch, yard, eat-in kitchen largekitchen,pantry,washer&dryer. lease. Call Rich ai 666-4148. Huge summer sublet Are you slnglng the 1990 white. all wheel drive, 4 doors. avail June 1, call Lori at 629-9593 or counter, more. 5 blocks from cam- 2 level, 1-4 bedroom, avail. Washer 5-speed loaded, stillunderwarranty. pus, close to river. $1250 for 4; relatlonshlp blues? Gayle at 629-0834. Furnished room on campus and park. Avail. 6/1. Close to Tufts Having trouble with your significant $15,900. Call 617-396-7501. $1350 for 5. Available 6/1. Call 646- and T. Ca11625-7786.$300perroom. 9009 evenings or weekends. I available now other? Having trouble getting a sig- For one non-smoking female in nificant other? No matter what the For Sale Apartment for rent: Free room and board Ricoh Fax Machine; U.S. Robotics The Best Summer Sublet pleasant apartment. Kitchen privi- deal, EARS 4 PEERS is ready to W. Somerville, near Tufts and T, 2 leges. $375- includes utilities. Call In exchange for 15-20 hours of listen 7 days a week, 7 pm 7am. CourrierHST. 14.4modem.Ca11625- bedroom, modem apartment 1st Six spacious rooms, sundeck, two babysitting help in homes conve- - 3917. 625-7969. 627-3888 floor, hardwood floors. No PETS, bathrooms, large kitchen, living nient to Tufts. Please call 277-6420. available May 1st. $850 + utilities. room. dnmg room. Parking avail- The Student Housing Exchange. 1985 Mercury Marquis able, practically on campus. Price Summer Sublet Sound guy Joe 628-3136 (ask for Olga). 2 or 3 bedrooms available in 6 bed- Wow, can Ibe like you when I grow Good condition. new tires, 120K negotiable. Females only please. A MEDFORD BED & miles, great alc, power windows, Call 391-3517. room apartment. One w/ balcony. 3 up? -the sexy voice SR Summer Sublet minute walk from camDus: 5 minute BREAKFAST etc. Must see. Call evenings 924- 3 br, hardwood flrs. yard, porches, Elegant, warm and homey. Less than 4738. $650.00 or best offer. Apartments for rent walk to T. Free w/d. Sunny kitchen, Feed your mind large rooms, very sunny. 5 min walk hardwood floors. Rent negotiable. a mile from campus. Breakfast in- Come see a screening of "Diet for a to campus. Only $700/mo, starts 2 bedrooms, $670.00. heat and hot cluded. Single: $50/night; $275 55 Gallon Fish tank Call Dana at 625-2308. New America" Discussion will fol- June 1. Brian1-800-3544529x410, water included. 3 bedrooms, weekly. Double: $60/night; $325 Great condition, dark colored low. 7:30 pm - Bamum 104- today. Tony 623-2825. $780.00. heat and hot water in- weekly. Bill or Linda at 396-0983. cluded. 4 bedrooms, heat On Campus Summer Sublet wooden stand, fullyequipped.please $840.00, On Campus Apt. Very spacious. On You are what you eat call924-4738.$150.00orbestoffer. Apartment for rent and hot water induded. 8 min. walk Lg. and Small Apts. from Campus. Call either Herb, University Ave. (Next to Hill Hall). Come to a screening of "Diet for a 3-4 br, hardwood flrs, large yard, Lots of Summer Sun on Front and Available within walking distance to New America" Prof. Molly Anderson large rooms. Frontandbackporches, Armand days, 396-8386, eve: 483- Backbalconies. Call Doug629-8389 campus and T in Davis Sq. Good (Tufts school of Nutrition) will lead free parking, sunny. Close to cam- 1045.391 -6053. or Richie 629-9202. condtion and rents are always rea- discussion following video. 7:30 pm. Must sell pus. only $950/mo. Call Brian 1- sonable. Call day or night and ask Barnum 104, today Like new drum set: high. low, floor 800-354-0529, Tony, 623-2825. Bright 4 bedroom Summer Sublet for Camillo or Lina at 625-7530, toms, bass, snare, high-hat, crash, Living room, eat-in klchen. 1 bath- 19 Teele Ave. Five bedrooms, living Art Jam all relevant hardware. Paid $650. Right next to campus1 room. Hardwood floors, front and room, kitchen, etc. Available from spontaneous creatures multi-media asking $500, call Mike 629-9853 or Theperfect3bedmomavailable June back porches, parking. $950 per June 1 until end of August. Call Jon visual art poetry music dance come Jared 627-7738. and July, 1st half of August also month plus utils. Available June 1st. at 628-6092 for more info. make history. This friday 700 pm possible. Washeddryer. parking, Call 729-0221. arts house 37 Sawyer Ave. refridge. storage, some furniture, 1 very nice room Services Rides good price. Won't lastl Call Joanne 3 F'S looking for 4th 'Large, Victorianhome. Near Medford Free Coffee1 Try it1 627-3486 or Danny 629-9340. to share spacious 2 level 4 bdrm. Square. Hardwood floors. laundry, FrenchVanillaandHazelnut Coffees Washer and park. Beg 6/1 or 911. parking, microwave,and full kitchen. are now at Dunkin Donuts. Come Housing Spring '961 Close to T and Tufts. Only 312/mo. Idespretly need a ride to only $350 /mo plus utilities. Male or and get your coupons for a free cup If you need Spring '96 offcampus Call 625-7786. Female.AvailableforJune 1st.Lease at the Info Booth in the Campus Phlladelphla for thls weekend. housing, the UNEP~luftsProgram EdtorMTritlng Coach Will split gadtolls etc. Please con- for summer or year. Call Veronica Center. wants to co-sign a lease with you-we Summer Sublet 393-8270. Need helpwith a paper, thesis, PhD, tact Abby at 629-9587. need Fall '95 housing1 We want 15 Emery St. 5 bedroom. 1 1/2 bath, graduate application? Foreign stu- Are you Interested In becoming apartmentswithat least2 bedrooms. 5 min walk from campus. 4 car park- Great 1 br. for sublet in 3 br apt. dents need help with grammar, sen- an officer for the International Contact Joanne at 627-3486 ing, reasonablerent. CallJason629- Ball SQ. Lots of privacy, lg. apt., tence structure? Experiencedwriter Club (C.E.M.) 8370. laundry. Great neighbohwd. Min- will edt for grammar, clarity, style. Come toageneralmeeting on Thurs- utes to Tufts and T. Avail. May 15.- Reasonablerates, fast, friendly ser- day April 13,8 pm in Eaton 202. All Summer Sublet Boston Ave. Condo Aug 31. $275 + 1/3 util. 623-4130 vice. 547-7647. welcome. Housing 43 Packard-July-August. 1 large Best offcampus housing can be eves. bedroom (furniture optional) in 3 yours1 Available for lease June 95 SHAPE UP FOR SUMYER Cheap Summer Sublet bedroom house. Great location1Rent thru June 96 or for summer sublet- Spring '96 Acertified personal trainer and Tufts $225/mo/room, 139 College, on negotiable. Please call Natalie 625- ting. 2 bdrms, 2 full baths, 2 outdoor Two rooms available for sublet in an student wants to help you look your Events Rotary, Close to T and Tufts, W/D. 8642: balconies, extensive closet space, apartment located on campus. Call best under the sun. Low Rates for dishwasher,1-3bedrooms,call629- w/d. ACheating. Full carpeting, un- Alisha at 629-8209 or Annie at 629- Tufts students. Call John at 629- derground parking. Call 623-4103. 8206. Let's Make a Deal 9398. 9207 for more info. 5 bedroom apt. available for August Summer Sublet 1. You can see campus from your Two bedroom on Packard Ave. 3 bedroom summer sublet Europe 169 OMT Attention Seniors1 4 for 95/96 2 bedrooms in3 bedroomapartment bedroom window. Total renovation, Starting June 1 thru Sept.1. Great CaribbeadMexico 189. California Haven't found a job yet? Stop by the new kitchen, bathroom, floors, walls, Second floor unit with porchesldeck location, close to campus and bus 129. If you can beat these prices, Career Planning Center and buy a at 347 Boston Ave. Full kitchen. bathroomand living room. Front and windows. Garage park avail. Call for front and back. Dshwasher/disposal. stop, sunny, safe, and quiet. Call start your own damn airline. Air- Resume Disc to participate in our' washeddryer. Large klchedpantry. back porches. Begins June 1. Call more info. 859-3661. 629-0472 and ask for Mark. Tech Ltd. 21.2-219-7000. Resume BankthroughouttheSpring Hardwoodfloors.Call Bill-Days 508- 629-9687. infoBaerotech.com and Summer months. Wick& Summer Pad 4704555 ext 182. EveningsMleek- Ideal Summer Sublet . Summer sublet Sublet a huge bedroom, lots of win- end-603-437-6678. Close to T and campus. 2 br.. fur- Attentlon Senlors dows included, of apartment near nished, porch, wood floors. washer- The Career Planning Center is col- Bright cool room, 5 min from cam- Large, sunny room to share pus, Mor F. NS. $300/mo. Avail 6/1- Porter Square. Elegant hardwood dryer. common room. kitchen-price Retired Tailor lecting resumes for several organi- 5 room apt. with female stu- 9/1 Call Liana 629-8563. floors and large living room. Make a two negotiable. Call 629-8074. on #15 hellSt. Som. Cheap rates. zations. Please stop by the Career classv ioint at $330 wrmonth. May dents. Walk to Tufts-Summersublet work done in home quickly. 40 years Planning Center for complete de- 1st. --!&PI1st. Mksages at 226- 0.k. $275.00 month plus utiliiies. Please live here! of tailoring and same day service. 1775, returned promptly. 623-2682. tails. Sublet We have 3 bedrwms available for Coats, trousers, all repairs. 8 am-10 Spacious, hard-wood floored fur- summer sublet in sunny spacious pm. 625-4399,lst floor. Moving to DC for the summer? 1 bedroom for rent apartment. A must see1 Rent is nished, 3 person apt. less than one t bedmom available in 2 bedroom/;! in 10 room house with 3 guys on minute from Carmichael at an inex- sooooo cheap1 Call us at 628-5916. CHEAP CAR RENTALS bath apartment in security building. Bromfield Rd. Eat-inkitchen.3 large Europe and the Caribbean. Call 1- pensive price. Call Jason at 629- common rooms, 2 porches, cable Guys Go Free1 . 8496 or Jeff at 623-8244. Great location1 Includes pool. exer- Summer sublet 800-289-2809. To TSR Aerobics this week only1 cise room, parking, wesher/dryer. TV. refngerator, dishwasher. washed 2 br., full kitchen. laundry facilities dishwasher. 1 block from Metro. dryer, microwave, alreadyfumished. "WPING AND WORD'" Come on up to the Hill Hall Aerobics Basement Studio Apt. apartment. 10 min. bike ride from Room and work out for free1 Bring Available now until Sept 1. Rent is Available Sept 95-May 96. Call 625- PROCESSING SERVICE 5/31, one year lease, 2 miles. Semi- 4635. campus. Available June 1-August your friends1 furnished, w/d, full kitch. 1/2 bath, $581 per month. Call 303-908-4928. 396-1124 15. One minute to StarMarket. bank, Student papers, theses, grad school refrig, own entrance, share garden, post office. On bus route. Call 628- ACT CULTURE SHOW Great Summer Sublet1 Tuffs Campus4 roommates applications, personal statements, popular Tufts Grads, parking. Rent wanted 7981. True colors Facesof Asia: April 13 at $460 with util. 28 Maple Ave. Newly renovated house one minute tape transcription,resumes, gradu- 7pm in Hotung Cafe. Singing, danc- fmm Tufts. Newly carpeted morn Avail Sept 1st. Furnished 5 rm apt. atelfaculty projects, multiple Somerville David Thomas, 776-9243 mcl3bedrms,lg liv rm. eat-in-kiichen, Wanna Switch?? ing, lots of fun. Asian Culture night or Paul 628-4865. availablainMay.Only$25O/molNew letters,AMCAS forms. Thorough refrigerator, stove, microwave, Hodgdon Male doublewillingtotrade knowledge of APA. MLA and Chi- sponsored by ACT. FREE1 ROOM FOR RENT: HWFs, new kitchen, bathroom. liv- for Lewisor Haskell. Interested?Call washeddryer in apt., free cable N, cago Manuals of Style. All docu- Private furnished room with bath, ing area. Laundry machines and Jason at 629-8920. come to dinner at the backyard. Call Sarah ASAP1 629- off st. parking. or walk across st. to ments are Laser Printed and spell- kitchen privileges, clean safe, within campus. $400 per rm incl heat and Environmental House one mile of campus. DailyNVeekly 9336. checked using WordPerfect 5.1. hot water. 776-3847. Another switch Reasonablerates.Quicktumaround. Vegetarian food every night Mon-Fri rates, call 488-3344 for info. Third flwr Bush female double will- at 6 p.m. Located at 12 Dearbom Intwt#ted In Cooperative Sewing Tufts students and faculty Living? Scottish couple vacationing ing to trade for most dorms uphill for 10 5 min from Tufts. CALL Rd. For info, call 629-9686. Appli- GIB& Summer Sublet - and down, even first floor Bush1Call yrs. cants welcome1 Theenvironmentalhousehassingles In States seek to redsublet studio FRAN at 396-1124. (Member of 4 Spacious rooms at 83 Ossipee. orapt.fOr3weeks. MayIJune. Smok- Brooke 627-7502. Fully furnished. Rent cheap. Call availablefor next year's juniors and NASS-NationalAssociation of Sec- Come give Blood1 seniors. Pick up application at info ers. Call Linda 395-8184. retarialServices) AAA WORD PRO- 629-7889. Three Roommates Needed Tufts University/Red Cross Blood booth or 12 Dearbom Rd. Call 629- CESSING to share 5 bedroom house June- Drive. Mon 4/10 Jackson Gym 11 9686. Live with me1 5 Bedroom Sublet on College I'mlookingforafemalermmt.forthis Sept. Great Price- $290 /mo plus am4 pm. Tues 4/11 and Wed 4/12, AW. GRAD SCHOOL APPLlCATlONS 2 Luxury CondosSalelRent summer and/or Sept-May '96- to electricl Living room, full bath, EXPERTLY TYPED (Law, CarmichaelHallLoung1-6pm. Free Step from campus. Fully Furnished. kitchen. w/d. 151 College Ave. Call Pizzal Free Pizzal Available for summer school. Drive- Bmon Ave. 8 South St. 2 bdrm. 2 share a 2 bdn. 2 11. townhouse, off Medlcal, Business) bath, w/d. underground parking, Medford Sq. W/D. dishwasher, 1 11 Claudia or Beth 629-8018. "'396-1 124**' way, WBD. Barbecue, T amss. 2 bath, fireplace, deck, carpeted, Remember playlng teacher as a Call 666-5181 for an appointment. modem kitchen w/ dishwasher. Are your grad school applications kid? Please call 203-327-6192. lotsof storage, own pkg spot. Please Going Abroad Spring '96 piled high on your desk? Are you This ia great apartment forthe sum- call 396-9380. One person needed to fill a room in Well now you can teach... for reall mer. wondering how you;re going to fit all 5 Women you 5 bedroomhouse. Kitchen.full bath, your info into those tiny spaces? Explorations,Perspectives, Connec- want living room, w/d. Great price- $290 Are tions. Don't let the tradition die- stop to sublet their Winthrop apart- Hurry1 you concerned where you'll find the BOSTONAVEAPARTMENT St. plus electricl Call Claudia 629-8018 by the Ex-College office today1 ment from June 1 to August 31. Before it's taken, you can sublet 1-2 tine to do it all beforethe deadlines? lookingfor one person to share a 2 bedrooms in a Beautiiul, well fur- for more info. bedroom apartment. Fully Some furniture, W/D in basement, Is your Persona1 Statement and seniors ~pp~NOW- FUII rime parking, good price. Call 629-8072. nishedapartmentthissummer. Great Resume professionally typeset and applianced, balcony, underground location-16 Curtis Ave. Wall to Wall 3 bedroom apt. for mnt Job1 parkingavailable. MUSTLIKECATS1 laser printed on high quality paper? Luxury Apartmml carpeting , front and back porches- 1st floor- Fairmount st. Great loca- No need to fret- Call FRAN at 396- Experimental College Program As- Interested? Call 396-5463. tion-across from Nick's Pizza. Avail- sistant, nine-month,paid internship. No kidding. Available January-May large. living room and kitchen. Call 1124 a specialist in making your Shin or Debbie 629-3185. .able June 1. Call 395-4428. Come by the Ex-College office in Housemates Wanted 1996. 1 bedroom in 2 bedroom at applications, personal statement, townhouse to share with another and resume appealing as pos- Miner Hall for info. and application. 2 M/F Non-Smokersto share 3 bed- Summer Sublet Wanted as Applications due 4/19. female Tufts student. Includes Cheap sublet! sible. room apt. Includes hardwoodfloors, 2-3 bedroomsavailable on June 1St. 1 bedroom- kitchen, 2 bathrooms. fireplace, free laundry & off street washeddryer,dishwasher, d&.fire- place. & 1.5 bath. Please call 396- Price is negotiable. House is very Close to Tufts. Only $235 a month. parking, 2-5 min walk to campM. Contact Cliff at 7294036. 9380. close to center of campus. You'll 1yr lease begins June 1st Rent $275 love it. Call soon :776-3484 or 666- & 1/3 utilities - Call Tom, 396-3818. 6790. ;e twelve THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, April 13,1995 Around Campus Doonesburv BY GARRY TRUDEAU

Today ECO Screening of “Diet for a new Noon Hour Concert america” . Celebrating Women’s Week: Video and discussion A Program of Women Barnum 104,7:30 p.m. Composers Performed by: Cynthia International Club Cummings, Violin, George Pre-elections meeting Seaman, Cello, Carmen Eaton 202,8:00 p.m. Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Rodriguez-Peraltap Goddard Chapel, 12:30-1:00 Jackson Jills p.m. Auditions call Erin at 776-9669 or Kasey Chaplain’s Table at 629-8487. ANY FOULS. “Is treason to whiteness loyalty to humanity?’ Speaker: Noel Ignatiev, Co- Tomorrow editor, “Race Traitor” Magazine Zamparelli Room The Arts House 5-6:45 ART JAM Arts House, 7:OO p.m. True Colors: Faces of Asia Asian Culture Show Tufts Film ’Series sponsored by ACT Movie: Star Trek 11: Wrath of by Bill Amend Hotung, 7 p.m. Khan Foxlkot only $2, Barnum 008 Monty Python Society 9:30 and midnight The Search for Naughty Bits and Drunken Philosophers-all Panhellenic Council welcome! Clothing drive Hill Hall Lounge, 9:30 p.m. campus center

Tufts Association of South Midnight Cafe Asians (TASA) . Coffee Taster’s night discussion Oxfam Cafe, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. P104,9:00 Crafts Center Art s house Free knitting workshop Food art Crafts Center follow the DILBERTB by §cott Adams 37 Sawyer Ave. (Bartol house) walkway between Lewis and 7 p.m. Tilton, 1-4 Friday.

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