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Panther Football FEATURES versus Marquette PAGE 15 The Rainbow Alliance PAGE 4 Tyson strikers receive SA support By Matthew L Bellehumeur but language concerning a boy­ News Editor cott was stricken from the leg­ and Elyse Cusick islation. Staff Writer The resolution will read "Whereas, some of the Tyson A Tyson Strike Coalition, com­ workers on strike have children prised of members of Students attending UW-Milwaukee and for Social Change and Students other system schools, Whereas for Corporate Responsibility, has we are not taking sides in a pri­ been working on a campaign to vate labor dispute, merely sup­ have the University of Wiscon­ porting the worker's rights to sin-Milwaukee stop purchasing have discussion on the strike, Be Tyson products until Tyson set­ it resolved the Student Associa­ tles the strike with its Jefferson tion stand in solidarity with the workers. workers of Tyson Foods." "We became directly involved at the beginning of the semes­ The Strike ter thinking that it wasn't going The Tyson employees are to be such a huge issue as it's striking because of alleged sort of become in the last few unfair labor practices. These weeks," coalition member include a freeze in employee Nichali Ciaccio said. "We figured wages and a reduction in the rate that since it was such a cut and that future employees will dry issue that the Student Asso­ receive. Worker's pension plans ciation would simply accept our will be frozen because of a pro­ resolution and throw its support posed switch to a 401k pro­ behind the boycott, and then gram with company matching we could move on and speak to and the co-pay amount for Tyson Post photo by Mackenzie Renner the senate faculty and ultimate­ employee health insurance is Students supporting Tyson strikers approached the UWM Senate for the second time on Sept. 28. ly the administration. And hope­ facing an increase. fully have this taken care of very "It seems to me that you don't Which there isn't any sort of percent bonus added to the team employment at the plant will soon, especially with Madison as have to be any sort of activist good reason to ignore," Ciaccio member's gross pay at the end have the opportunity to fully a precedent." to be concerned about this, said. of the year. consider the proposed wages The coalition initially brought because it just so directly relates Tyson representatives have Tyson also claims that the before beginning employment," the resolution before the Student to people's lives and quality of acknowledged the rate freeze, current pay rate of almost $14 said Dev Traver, manager of the Association on Sept. 14. The SA life... we're not advocating for but claim to have proposed a per hour is among the highest Tyson plant in Jefferson. rejected the resolution on the more rights for these workers, $1,500 immediate bonus for wages of all Tyson plants. The insurance co-pay for a grounds that it was not a stu­ we're not advocating for them to full time employees. This bonus "It is true that we are pro­ premium family package will be dent issue. At the Sept. 28 meet­ have more power... we just want translates to $.72 per hour for posing decreasing the beginning increased to $40 per week, while ing a resolution was passed in them to have basic working stan­ the first year of the new contract. rates of new hires, however peo­ a basic family plan will cost $27 support of the striking workers dards, which they always had. Additionally, there will be a 2 ple considering first time see TYSON page 3 UW System proposes increasing insurance costs demic program director for the The system administration also equal raise, he will have earned UW System has already stated UWM faculty and Department of Urban Educa­ says that the proposed plan more than me, since I've put in that we would not receive a raise academic staff to tion. "This is a gross inequity would increase retirement cred­ so much more." this year. If this plan passes, we for those with single and those its and social security credits That is why the UW System will be falling farther and farther protest with the family plan." Ryder is behind." investigating the plan on behalf Because of the UW System By Brian Resop of non-union teachers. The Asso­ "The UW System has already stated that proposal to tack on an additional News Editor ciation of University of Wiscon­ we would not receive a raise this year. If healthcare fee as well as the sin Professionals (TAUWP) is system's refusal to give raises Academic staff and faculty investigating on behalf of the this plan passes, we will be falling farther due to the state budget situation, of the University of Wisconsin- 700 faculty and academic staff Ryder said that some teachers Milwaukee are trying to stop a involved in its union. and farther behind." are beginning to feel neglected. proposed plan by the UW Sys­ According to the proposal, Ryder said that teachers in a tem that will increase the those with the single coverage Randall Ryder, academic program director position to earn a pension from amount of money paid by insur­ plan will pay an additional 20 for the Department of Urban Education UWM may consider retiring and ance owners for healthcare pre­ percent for their plan, Ryder then moving out of state in order miums. said. Those with the family plan, to earn better wages and an The proposed plan affects however, will pay an additional, gained by increasing the plan is unfair, Ryder said adding opportunity for monetary pro­ two groups of faculty and aca­ 92 percent. salaries. that the increase connects with motions. demic staff; those who own sin­ UW System administration "For example, my colleague the extreme measures being tak­ "That's how we'll make our gle coverage and those who own claims that the money collected sitting next to me who owns en by UWM faculty and staff to raises," Ryder said. family coverage. from increasing the percentage the single coverage plan would get pay increases. TAUWP has drafted a letter "The UW System is propos­ paid on premiums would go only pay 20 percent more," "We're already behind our of concern they will present to ing a 2 percent raise on premi­ towards a "pot" that would be Ryder said. "I have a family plan, peers in other states who have UW System President Katherine ums for each of the next two collected and then distributed as so I would pay 92 percent more. received two and three and even C. Lyall at the Board of Regents years," said Randall Ryder, aca­ raises for the faculty and staff. If we were to both receive an 4 percent raises, said Ryder. "The see INSURANCE page 4 2 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post News

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• UWM science bag series highlights African great UWM chancellor search lakes: Harvey Bootsma, assistant scientist at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee WATER Institute, opens a new sea­ By Brian Resop "Both UWM and the region are tives. But I am pleased tha't the son of the Science Bag series in November with a look at News Editor on the brink of greatness," Hola­ faculty is well represented and fish found exclusively within the great lakes of Africa. His han said. "Our next leader will that there is grad student rep­ presentation, titled, "Red Zebras and Eye Biters: Exploring The committee that will play a pivotal role in the suc­ resentation." Africa's Great Lakes," takes participants on an animated search for and sort through all cess of both." TAUWP released a petition, tour of the East African Rift Valley and also looks at the possible candidates for the Uni­ The committee includes 12 during the period that mem­ unusual habits of the lake's residents. "Red Zebras and Eye versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's UWM faculty members, two aca­ bers for the search and screen Biters" will show on Nov. 7, 14, 21 and 28 at 8 p.m. and available chancellor position has demic staff members, two stu­ committee were being reviewed Nov. 16 at 2 p.m. The show is free and is held in Room been created. dents, one of which is a gradu­ and selected, urging the UW Sys­ 137 of the Physics Building on Kenwood. UW System President Kather- ate student, and two university tem to create a more inclusive ine C. Lyall appointed the 25- • Senate votes to add second student regent: The member committee last week Wisconsin State Senate passed Senate Bill 85, which would after consulting with represen­ "There are no campus unions involved or add a second student to the UW System Boards of Regents. tatives from the university, com­ United Council Legislative Director Bethany Ordaz said, munity, alumni and donors, labor representatives. But I am pleased that "Passing this bill on the first day of the fall session sends a regents and other interest the faculty is well represented and that there strong message that the Senate leadership understands groups. that this bill is essential to preserve students' rights and The group was expanded is grad student representation." the ability of Wisconsin's working families to afford a UW from 15, the size of the group education." The bill would also ensure that there is always that was involved in selecting —Andrew Cantrell, staff organizer for The Association a student on the Board. The bill still has to be approved Nancy Zimpher five years ago, of University of Wisconsin Professionals (TAUWP) by Governor Jim Doyle. to 25. The group was expanded • Democratic plan boosts college opportunities: due to the growth of con­ Democratic members of the House Committee on Educa­ stituents that are now involved administrators, along with the search group. tion and the Workforce introduced "The College Opportuni­ with the university. six community members. Candidates interested in ty for All Act." The new bill would establish innovative pro­ Lyall specifically chose six Andrew Cantrell, staff organ­ becoming UWM's next chancel­ grams to allow students to earn their degrees quicker, community members to serve izer for The Association of Uni­ lor must file an application with increase opportunities for Latino families to pursue on the committee. Finalists must versity of Wisconsin Profession­ the search and screen commit­ advanced degrees and encourages the best graduates to not only be talented adminis­ als (TAUWP), said that his group tee. The committee reviews all pursue public service careers. "Higher education has long trators and scholars, she said, was not completely satisfied candidates and narrows the served as a critical vehicle to move the country forward but must also be skilled in exter­ with the selections made, but field of potential chancellors and provide the opportunity for a better like to millions," nal relations and fundraising. that the decision by Lyall to down to two or three people. said Rep. George Miller (D-CA), the senior Democrat on the William Holahan, a professor include more than the original­ The Board of Regents has the committee and lead author of the measure. To learn more, of economics at UWM, will chair ly proposed 15-17 committee final say on who becomes visit www.house.gov/georgemiller. the committee. Holahan said members is smart. UWM's next chancellor. The that the selection of the next "The ratio of faculty to staff whole process could last a year, • Launch of poetry contest requires open mic chancellor will greatly affect is a little high," Cantrell said. with a new chancellor being event: On Friday, Oct. 2, 2003, GUMBO Maga inc. will have the economic development of "There are no campus unions named before the start of the a teen open mic night to kick off its 5th annual Poetic Southeast Wisconsin. involved or labor representa- fall 2004 semester. Food 4 Thought contest. The event will take place from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. at Bean Head Cafe, 1835 N Dr. Martin Luther King Dr. Charita Ford and Jeremy Wilbur will be co- hosting the open mic night. For information, call 374-3511. The party's over • $20 million grant aims to improve math educa­ tion: The National Science Foundation will award $20 mil­ By Matthew L. Bellehumeur Locust Street and North Avenue, lowing into the streets," he said. lion over five years to the Milwaukee Partnership Academy News Editor and West of Oakland Avenue to Many residents of the area (MPA) to help improve the math education of students in the river. "They were having par­ have also complained about the Milwaukee Public Schools. The University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Disgruntled neighborhood ties every weekend, fights, vio­ unruly students but that is not waukee's Center for Mathematics and Science Education residents and the police have lence, broken windows, kicked the motivation behind this one Research will administer the award. "Through the MPA, called in a new block watch cap­ over garbage cans ... just drunk- man crusade. UWM continues to move forward with plans to improve tain to clean up the streets classroom mathematics teaching," said interim chancellor around The University of Wis­ Robert Greenstreet. consin-Milwaukee. "The parties are making enough noise that The new block watch captain, —Brian Resop, News Editor other crimes are being committed, basically who feels it is necessary for his safety that he remains anony­ muffled by the parties." mous, said he is ready to involve the police in any unruly or rau­ —Anonymous Block Watch Captain cous behavior that he sees in the area surrounding UWM. en mayhem." He had much suc­ "The parties are making "If they [students] take it cess with his neighborhood so enough noise that other crimes The independent inside, most likely the cops will the police asked him to help are being committed, basically not come," said the block watch out around UWM. muffled by the parties. I don't campus weekly captain. "In my area, they still When the block watch captain think the party goers realize that have parties but they drink started patrolling the UWM a few because the noise is muffled by newspaper of UWM inside. They close the doors, weeks ago, he had a hard time the parties women have been close the windows and party driving through the neighbor­ robbed and raped, and cars and indoors." hood because of the volume of homes have been broken into." He first helped clean up his party goers. "There were so The noise from parties has many kids the parties were over- neighborhood, the area between see PARTY page 6 The UWM Post Staff

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TYSON CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 per week. This approximates to $160 per month for premium insurance and $108 for the basic family plan. Tyson said that the increase is necessary to cover skyrocketing health care prices and that Tyson would be paying the remaining $540 per month for a premium family insurance package. During contract negotiations, the United Food and Commercial Workers local 538 (UFCW), alleged that Tyson was engaging in unfair labor practices said Ed Nichol­ son, a Tyson representative. The National Labor Relations Board found that the company bar­ gained in good faith. "This is not something the company wanted," said Nicholson. "We have 110,000 team members and this is the only union contract that we have not reached an agree­ ment on since Tyson purchased IBP." IBP is the company that was housed at the Jefferson plant before Tyson purchased it. Tyson has 55 union contracts in 27 states, with Jefferson being the only contract that has not been settled. "We have a number of stake holders and must make sure the company delivers on the promis­ Post photo by Mackenzie Renner es of those stake holders," said The Student Senate discusses a resolution to support Tyson's striking workforce. Nicholson. temporarily boycott companies of students in support of the be hard to support a family student whose parents are par­ which violate this principle. boycott. They also chalked and send children to college ticipating in the strike. "If Tyson Campus reaction Ryan also said that the policies information about the strike on." Schell said. is allowed to do this, then oth­ The Board of Regents of the UW relate to the Tyson boycott in on campus sidewalks to fur­ The coalition reintroduced er companies will follow suit." System has a policy relating to that they compel the universi­ ther students' awareness. the resolution to the SA at the The finalized resolution socially responsible investing and ty to make business decisions The Tyson Strike Coalition Sept. 28 meeting, and present­ passed by the SA supports UWM follows a guideline of based on the treatment of work­ attended a rally at the Tyson ed their petition which includ­ Tyson workers, but lacks the responsible purchasing set forth ers. This includes respecting plant in Jefferson, on Sept. 28 ed 1,000 signatures with at least language of a boycott. by the Global Sullivan Principals. freedom of association and the to commemorate the seven one signature representing each "There is nothing we can do According to Mary Ryan, a student right to unionize legitimately. month anniversary of the strike. academic college on campus. short of asking the university to activist, both would reinforce a After the rejection of the SCR member Justin Schell spoke "We hoped that we [could] divest [in Tyson products]. We Tyson boycott until the strike original resolution, the coalition to the assembly. persuade the Student Associa­ can't do that because if the uni­ resolves. She believes that the started campaigning for a stu­ "It will make it hard for the tion to pass the resolution to versity divests, dining prices right to pursue fair and sustain­ dent boycott of Tyson products. employees to make a living on boycott Tyson until the end of would go up," said Kory Kozlos­ able economic growth is an Members tabled in the Union, these sort of wages. If they the labor dispute. It would mean ki, SA president. "Divestment acceptable priority for UWM and providing information on the would take the cuts it would a lot to the people of Jefferson in Tyson would cause a 5 per­ UWM can be expected to cease or strike and collecting signatures result in an income that would and me," said Matt Batta, a UWM cent increase in food cost." OCTOBER DAILY FLAVOR LIST

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SSHSH 4 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post Features Somewhere Over the Rainbow By Krista Led better Features Editor

"The Rainbow Alliance's mis­ sion is to educate about differ­ ences and embrace diversity; to comfort the confused, and challenge the comfortable; to form friendships with those of like thinking about GLBTQA (gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans- gender, queer/questioning, allies) issues, and learn from those with different views; to Nicolas Haubrich strengthen the campus by strengthening and uniting the "On June 17, 2002 I came out to my student body." best friend Tony. He and I met at an abandoned restaurant parking lot mid­ —The Rainbow Alliance way between his house and mine. I Mission Statement hoped into his ghetto Astro Mini Van and prepared to let loose the biggest Lounging comfortably on a decision of my life. For over an hour I leather sofa, Adam Moreno sat there struggling to tell him. Finally, chats excitedly about a student I wrote on a piece of paper, 'I'm gay' organization most students and tossed it in his glove box. I told have never heard of. A senior him to read it when he got home. "After sitting at home for about an theater education major at the hour, scared to death of what he University of Wisconsin-Mil­ would say, I called him. At that waukee, Moreno has spent the moment, while on the phone with past year as an officer of the him, [Tony] opened the little ball of Rainbow Alliance, for which paper. Are you sure?' Tony replied. he currently holds the posi­ "After that, things were real easy, peo­ tion of co-vice chairperson. Post photo by Dustin Safranek ple at school learned that I was open­ Although the Alliance has The LGBT Resource Center is located near the Union Terrace. ly gay and the accepted it. As for my been around UWM for at least parents, I came out slowly afterwards. 20 years, it's just recently start­ I said, 'Mom, I'm gay and I have a tat­ ing from scratch. The organi­ says Moreno. "It helps create a working on re-gratifying their Did You Know...? too.' I figured one of them had to go zation was originally formed as comfortable atmosphere where constitution as well as planning over well." a social support group for all everyone feels welcome and for the upcoming "Coming out 10 percent of the United States lesbian, gay, bisexual, and accepted." Week." population is gay, lesbian, bisex­ transgender students, faculty Despite whole-hearted So far on the agenda, the ual, or transgender. and staff and their allies, to acceptance and 100 percent Alliance is joining forces with provide an outlet for which confidentiality, many students Marquette, MATC and MSOE at The typical college student hears members could meet others are still hesitant to come for­ Lake Park to have a picnic in anti-gay slurs 25 times ever day. ward and join the Alliance. For honor of National Coming out like themselves. It was an A survey of national colleges avenue for members to organ­ concluded that 98 percent of ize around relevant political college students hear homopho­ issues and events. "It's hard to come out in high school, but we bic remarks every day. "We're not just a social organization anymore though," find a lot of times freshmen are more open Lesbians and gays are 46 per­ Moreno explains. "We want to and willing to face the challenge in a new cent more likely to commit sui­ educate the community and cide than the average college build coalitions with other stu­ atmosphere where they can start fresh." student. Anonymous dent organizations. [We want The following people were (The photograph of this young man is to] be active." —Adam Moreno, officer of homosexual: blurred due to his membership in the By educate, Moreno specifi­ the Rainbow Alliance Alexander the Great military). cally means to help others learn and understand issues Michelangelo "I came out of the closet when I was that deal with equality, toler­ Tchaikovsky 21 years old. I am now 25 and a junior ance and acceptance. Legally those with hesitance, Moreno Day, which falls on Saturday, Gertrude Stein here at UWM. I knew I was gay in the we're all equal, but according suggests to e-mail Oct. 11. More events for the Leonardo da Vinci sixth grade. I can't describe the feel­ to Moreno, "It's one thing to ([email protected]) or call the offi­ week are to be announced. Walt Whitman ings that I had, but I knew that I was have 'legal' rights, but it's cers (229-6555), who will take A major goal for the group Virginia Woolf attracted to men. I don't have a dra­ another to change the hearts great care in helping them feel this year, says Moreno, is to get Socrates matic story to tell, but anyway, I told and minds of people who hold comfortable with the situa­ visibility in the dorms. "It's my brother first. I had it kinda easy; I opposing views so that they'll tion. hard to come out in high The Colors of the Rainbow was kinda afraid to tell my parents and accept us as equals." The organization's small school," he explains, "but we so my brother leaked it to them. In 1978, the San Francisco Gay and The Rainbow Alliance office, located in Union E375, find a lot of times freshmen are "My parents had an opposite reaction. is packed with strategically more open and willing to face Lesbian Freedom Day Parade proudly My dad was the supportive one and stands solid with a core mem­ waved a rainbow flag for the first bership of around 45. Recruit­ placed furniture, tables and a the challenge in a new atmos­ my mom was the one who thought it phere where they can start time to symbolize their unity. The rain­ ment of members took a bit of desk—as close to comfy as pos­ bow flag has been a symbol of the was a phase that would pass. She fresh." grunt work—scrawling chalk sible. Despite its pint-sized gay community ever since, and is offi­ had a little bit of awarder time with headquarters, the Rainbow it. I thought it might be the other way messages across Spaight's The Rainbow Alliance is on cially recognized by the International around. Plaza, posting fliers around Alliance is hoping to be any­ the right track, following their Congress of Flag Makers. Originally, thing but unnoticeable this mission statement to the best the flag donned eight stripes, but cur­ "Close friends that really cared about campus, trusty word of year. of their ability. rently has only six - red, orange, yel­ me took it fine, which I knew that mouth—but the effort proved low, green, blue, and violet. Each they would, and the friends I really to be successful. With a prom­ Weekly meetings are held Of their greatest accom­ color holds a special meaning: didn't care that much about didn't ised 100 percent confidential­ every Sunday evening at 7 plishment to date, Moreno talk to me much anymore, just like I ity, the group has accumulat­ p.m., in which the members declares proudly, "It's the fact Red: Life figured. ed students from all ages, discuss business, make plans that we have a core member­ Orange: Healing "The hardest part about being gay is majors, and different stages of for social events, and occa­ ship right now that I truly Yellow: Sun being in the military, because I can't the coming-out process, sionally have guest speakers. believe won't dwindle away." be open about it. I think people might according to Moreno. "We had a pretty busy meet­ Just as proudly, he adds, "We Green: Nature suspect it, but I've never said it out ing this past week," Moreno are truly uniting the LGBT pop­ Blue: Art "It's great to have people Violet: Spirit loud around those guys." from all walks in our group," explains. The group has been ulation."

INSURANCE CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 meeting in early October. A spe­ prepared to deal with the pro­ Oct. 2 from 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 vided to UW System faculty and cial meeting has been called for posal by the time of the Regents a.m. in hopes to spread aware­ academic staff. by UWM faculty and academic meeting. ness about the healthcare plan. In Milwaukee County, the staff for Oct. 2 at 2:30 p.m. in Andrew Cantrell, staff organ­ Last August the state legisla­ least comprehensive plan, which opposition of the UW System's izer for TAUWP, questioned the ture passed the Budget Bill, falls under Tier one, is provid­ www. uwmpost. com proposal. Despite teacher back­ knowledge displayed by the which created a three-tiered sys­ ed by CompcareBlue-Aurora. lash, UW System officials claim regents. "If anyone should know, tem of healthcare plans available Healthcare for Tier two is pro­ to know nothing. shouldn't it be them?" to state employees. The differ­ vided by Humana-Eastern. Tier "I haven't received the plan," TAUWP will have tables and ent tiers determine the efficien­ three, which offers the most said Toby Marcovich, Regent representatives outside of the cy of the plan. This type of comprehensive plan, includes a president. "It's a fairly complex Engineering and Mathematical healthcare is offered to any state standard plan funded by the fac­ issue." Marcovich said he'd be Science building on Thursday, employee. It is also the plan pro­ ulty. Features www^uwrjpost .com October 1,2003 5 Come out, come out, wherever you are

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UWM Deans Randall Lambrecht This is a series of articles highlighting Dean of the College of Health Sciences UWM Deans and the exciting things that are happening within their College.

COH Dean Facts By Joan Smothers Talk to a current health increase the diversity of stu­ College of Health Staff Writer science major and they like­ dents. The College current­ Sciences Statistics Dean Lambrecht currently serves as the ly have a personal story of ly has a 15 percent enroll­ President of the (National) College of The University of Wiscon­ why they have chosen their ment of under-represented Number of Students: 1,120 Health Deans and on a number of pro­ sin-Milwaukee College of area of study. Oftentimes is students, but continues to Undergraduates: 1,014 fessional and community Boards: the Health Sciences (formerly because they have seen first strive for a larger percentage. Master's Candidates: 106 Board of Directors (Secretary) of the School of Allied Health Pro­ hand what impact health pro­ As a part of the Black & Doctoral Candidates: new pro­ American Association of Schools of fessions) was founded in fessionals have on the lives Gold Committee to improve gram Allied Health Professions, Center for 1975 and since that time of their loved ones. It is campus life, the College of Urban Population Health and the Mil­ has grown into one of the this same passion that you Health Sciences student com­ Number of Faculty: 58 waukee Center for International Health. largest Colleges of health sci­ will see in all aspects of mittee surveyed their stu­ Academic Programs ences in the Midwest. UWM health science majors. dent body and decided that Title: Dean, College of Health NEW Ph.D in Health Sciences program as a whole has an overall 18 Health issues are perva­ they wanted to make them­ beginning in Fall 2004 Sciences, 1999 to present percent increase in new sive throughout the Milwau­ selves more visible and freshmen this semester, and kee Idea. From Healthy increase college spirit. The Clinical Laboratory Sciences Education: Undergraduate Areas of Study the College of Health Sci­ Choices and Partnerships for students designed new UWM Ph.D., Department of Medical Biomedical Sciences ences has experienced the Environmental Health, to College of Health Science Medical Technology Microbology & Immunology largest increase with a 77 Urban Health Partnerships clothing and have had a big Cytotechology University of Wisconsin-Madison percent larger freshman and Women's Health response. Be prepared to see Diagnostic Medical Sonography class this year than last. Research and even the Mil­ more of them on campus! Radiologic Technology M.S., Department of Preventive Medi­ Dean Lambrecht has made a waukee Idea House, all have Dean Lambrecht pro­ Public Health Microbiology cine, Infectious Disease Epidemiology Graduate Areas of Study continuous effort every strong ties with the College motes the excellence of Clinical Laboratory Sciences (M.S.) University of Wisconsin-Madison semester to visit the first of Health Sciences. scholarship of teaching and Certificates year health sciences courses Forensic Science B.S., Department of Clinical And why wouldn't they? research being conducted to give a welcome and share Nutrition Laboratory Sciences Their occupational therapy by the faculty within the Col­ his vision for the College. program is ranked No. 14 in lege of Health Sciences. A few Molecular Diagnostics University of Wisconsin-Madison Why has there been such the nation. The clinical lab noteworthy are faculty and Healthcare Administration and Informatics Undergraduate Areas of Study Interesting facts: an increase in interest in the sciences program is ranked staff engaged in: College of Health Sciences? fourth in the country and Working with Olympic Health Care Administration Married with two children Long Term Care Administration Where else can you work in Communication Sciences- athletes and speed skaters Graduate Areas of Study Born in Milwaukee, grew up in Wausau high-tech positions that are Disorders/Pathology is on conditioning M.S. Healthcare Informatics Runs four miles every morning also very high-touch? ranked 68 out of the top 100 Analyzing the media's Certificates with beagle Graduates of health sci­ programs. portrayal of women in Health Professional Education Avid kayaker ence are a part of a very rig­ Because of the seven sep­ sports. Occupational Therapy Undergraduate Areas of Study Currently resides in Germantown orous science based curricu­ arately accredited programs "Seeing with your Tongue" lum, and also have the offered in the college, the - development of a "tacticle Occupational Therapy Graduate Areas of Study Life before becoming dean: opportunity to work with a faculty and staff are in a vision substitution system" Occupational Therapy (M.S.) Interim Dean, School of Allied Health Professions, variety of people on a daily constant mode of quality to assist blind children to Combined B.S./M.S. Option UW-Milwaukee, 1998-1999 basis. Today's students are assurance. Students, alums recognize lines, letters, face Certificates Director, UWM, Department of Health Sciences, Clinical Lab­ very salary savvy, and there and employers are regularly and 3D space. Some stu­ Ergonomics oratory Sciences Program, 1995-1998 are competitive salaries tied surveyed to ensure that aca­ dents are able to learn how Therapeutic Recreation . Associate Professor and Graduate Program Coordinator, to health profession careers. demic and industry needs to catch and aim a ball for Undergraduate Areas of Study UWM Dept of Health Sciences, 1994-1998 With the growing and aging are met. the first time ever! Therapeutic Recreation Assistant Professor, UWM, Department of Health Sciences, United States population, Human Movement Sciences Clinical Laboratory Sciences Program, 1988-1994 To meet the demand for Developing assistive tech­ there will be jobs in health Undergraduate Areas of Study Postdoctoral project associate, UW-Madison, Department of health professionals in all nologies for people with dis­ Athletic Training Microbiology and Immunology, 1987-1988 professions for years to aspects of our lives, the Col­ abilities Exercise and Fitness Graduate Research Assistant, UW-Madison, Department of come. The federal govern­ lege of Health Sciences has Studying bacterial causes Health & Fitness Management Microbiology and Immunology, 1984-1987 ment predicts that demand recruitment activities even at of atherosclerosis Kinesiology Lecturer, UW Medical School and Medical for the health care workforce the young fourth-grade lev­ Examining effects of the Pre-Physical Therapy (Pathways to PT) Technology Program, 1979-1984 will grow at twice the rate of el. Not only are there efforts environment on health Graduate Areas of Study Medical Technologist, Jackson Clinic, Madison, Wl, all other occupations to recruit more students in (breast cancer, mercury poi­ M.S. Kinesiology 1978-1980 between 2000 and 2010. health sciences, but also to soning, etc.). Ph.D. Health Sciences Microbiologist, St. Josephs Hospital, Milwaukee, Wl Certificates 1976-1978 Study of Complementary & Alternative Medicine Features vv ww^uwm post. co m October 1,2003 7

Preparing for Pantherfest By Jenn Montana 2:30 p.m. — Hungry for Saturday, Oct. 18: Staff Writer more? Stop off for the brat and corn roast before the soccer Alumni College-two morning Take a quick break from your game, at Engelmann Field. sessions featuring classes on a busy academic schedule and 3 p.m. — Watch the men's variety of subjects. take a look around campus. soccer team hack it out with the College for Kids-free sessions Chances are you'll notice some University of Illinois, Chicago. taught by UWM's College for Kids Panther pride going on, because 9 p.m. — Homecoming faculty, provided for youngsters Pantherfest is just around the Dance-a free dance for students, ages seven to 14. corner. staff, alumni, and friends, in Clinics for kids in the areas What exactly is Pantherfest? the Union's Wisconsin Room. of sports, cheerleading and In case you're wondering, it's the The dance will feature swing dance. University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ dance lessons from 9-10 p.m. 12:00 p.m. Free perform­ kee's five-day-long homecom­ There will be a DJ from 10p.m. ance: Comedy Sportz in the ing celebration. Beginning mid­ until 1 in the morning. Gasthaus. week, Pantherfest is filled with Also at 9, the Gasthaus will All afternoon, the Union will Safranek on-campus festivities, food, and be featuring the sounds of Spir­ be offering free bowling, ping- football. Check out what's hap­ it Creek. pong, and more. pening each day: Also this afternoon, check Computer Lab Friday, Oct. 17: out the Klotsche Center where you can get in on all the action Wednesday, Oct. 15: 12 p.m. — Free campus cook- of men's and women's basketball Etiquette 4 p.m. — Powder Puff Foot- out extended to UWM students practice. ball-your chance to check out and alumni, Spaight's Plaza, with 5 p.m. — Support women's By Melody Clair spilled food or soda or mis­ some girl on girl football action a noon program. volleyball as they take on Butler Staff Writer use. at Engelmann Field. 7 p.m. — Panther's Women's College. 7-9 p.m. — Sandburg Palm volleyball takes on Wright State Computer labs, whether Close all documents and programs and log off of the Gardens pep rally at the Klotsche Center. 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'If I had to do one thing in life, then music it is"

Inner-view by Brittany Candell Featured random person who does interesting things: Sweet Willy T Forget the degree; learn something Last Tuesday, Sept. 23, in the Brittany: Do you ever get wrecking being on your own in fifty bucks to do it and I had Brittany: Alright, thanks, I middle of the day I stopped by called Sweetie for short? public but as far as recording two short shorts with a couple am trying. So do you play often, the 8th Note Cafe, one of my SWT: Not by anyone I'm not goes, I prefer to be on my own of people. And, you know, we are not just here at UWM but at oth­ favorite places here on campus, related to. That would be a lit­ because I can do everything up there screwing around and I er places? and listened to a live perform­ tle weird. myself and I can work at my own got paid for it and there was a SWT: I am starting to now; ance. Then I started thinking, pace. In bands there is so much ton of people. I didn't have to Brittany: Yeah. So do you my goal is to play once a week. how often do we get to see live work that you have to do deal­ carry any gear with me and I This is my first show back but performers for free in the mid­ write a lot of songs yourself? I ing with people's personalities am like, man, where has this mean I just heard you play and I have a show next week in dle of a Tuesday? Let me help and so many schedules that you been my whole life? But then I Whitewater and I have some­ you out here; not very often. thing in Menomonee Falls the This is why you should check week after that. I am trying to out the 8th Note Cafe. It might concentrate on campuses and seem weird at first but I think campus areas and definitely that you can get used to it. play more at the coffee house Last Tuesday's noon per­ A&E Persona kind of thing as opposed to former at the 8th Note is this bars and places like that. It is week's featured artist for my col­ Random people kind of more laid back and umn; his name is Sweet Willy T, you can talk to people and stuff he plays a mean guitar, he sings who do interesting things which is more of what I am into from his chest and he's got the now as far as the whole rock kind of facial hair that looks By Brittany Candell star trip goes. I just want to thought-worthy when it is work on my music and have a rubbed. I sat down with Sweet good time. Willy T right after his lunchtime set, when he was still sweaty and obviously not all the songs that Thanks again to Sweet Willy pumped with adrenaline. Here is have to get together. was getting asked to play music you performed were yours. T for allowing me to ask him what came from it. Brittany: How long have you and I had to choose because if a few questions and if you are SWT: Right, I've been writing been playing in public? you can only do one thing in interested in hearing Sweet Brittany: First of all, how forever but my goal in this is to life then for me music is it. Willy T or making any of his did you get the name Sweet Willy get to the songs that I like play­ SWT: Since high school, Brittany: So what is your upcoming performances check T? ing and can play well and go which for me is a pretty long time. After my last band broke major here at UWM, is it music out his website at www.sweet- SWT: I used to work in a from there. I've been in bands, up several years ago I was done or theater? willy t.com. movie store. Like, a big chain I've played songs before that with music for a while and I And now for the weekly plug movie store, like, an evil corpo­ weren't ready and it is good to SWTi Technically it is politi­ studied improv theater in Chica­ ... This is a column that features rate movie store and there was do that and good to learn. But I cal science. I already have a go. I went through the Second a different artist each week. If one time where a friend of mine want to make sure that my orig­ degree but I am back to take City program down there ... My you yourself are an artist or if I was working with and I were inal stuff is really good stuff classes that I wanted to take first experience performing you know of someone that you just standing around and we before I bring it out. before I got my degree. I guess improv I was at the Navy Pier in think would be interested in decided to come up with rap I am going back to life. I rec­ Brittany: Do you prefer per­ Chicago on the fourth of July being interviewed, email me at names for ourselves and I came ommend that for you, don't be forming solo or with a band? and I was performing in front of, [email protected]. up with Sweet Willy T and it kind here for the degree, be here to SWT: It is kind of nerve like, 300 people, getting paid of stuck. learn.

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Thursday, Oct. 2 Lyonne ("Six Feet Under") also shine Maybe if Rebecca confesses her in the cast. Winner: Special Jury desires she will be able to stop An Evening with Nina Toten- Award for Performance: Charles sneezing! Is she allergic to being in berg Busch 2003 Sundance Film Festival. the closet? (Australia, 10 min., 8 p.m., UWM Union Ballroom, (USA, 90 min., 2003) 2002) 229-4201 $12, including reception at Beans & $5 discount, $6 general The National Public Radio legal Barley (1901 E. North Ave.) after the screening. affairs correspondent discusses the My Life on Ice latest Supreme Court decisions and 9 p.m., UWM Union Theatre more. Ultimate Fakebook $10-$20 The video-diary of 16-year-old Eti- And The Plus Nomination, Fifteen enne, a closeted gay boy, in what he Minutes Fast, 21st Place calls his "year of love." (France, Three Women 5 p.m., Mad Planet (533 E. Center 2002, 102 min.) 8 p.m., UWM Union Theatre, St.) with nebel 229-4070 $8, all ages Youth remembered, with tactile "It looks backward to Bergman's beauty. (Germany, 200, 12 min.) 'Persona' and ahead to Lynch's Friday, Oct. 3 $5, $6 'Mullholland Drive'" says The New Stephanie Dosen performs at Bremen Cafe on Friday, Oct. Yorker. Directed by Robert Altman. LGBT Film Festival at 8 p.m. She was nominated for four Wisconsin Area (USA, 1977, 124 min.) Paul Cebar & The Milwau- Blue Gate Crossing Music Industry awards taking home "best new artist" and keeans $4-$5 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre "song of the year" in 2003. Her self-described style is 10 p.m., Shank Hall (1434 Farwell "Moody-ethereal-self-help-folk music of the non-coma- Kerou has a crush on her best girl Ave.), 276-7288 LGBT Film Festival friend Yuezhen, and, so strong her inducing-sort." devotion, she will even work as Reminiscent gem from Milwaukee's Die Mommie Die! coffeehouse folk scene of the 70s. hooking her friend up on a date LGBT festivals. (USA, 2002, 92 min.) The transformation of pornographic 7:30 p.m., Oriental Theatre (2230 with a boy, Zhang. But the boy $10 images into abstract, physical and North Ave.), 276-8711 $5, $6 grows interested in Kerou and they psychological maps through re-film­ High-camp comedy that uncorks the develop a relationship (a straight- ing the projected image, optical Stephanie Dosen familial chaos thattraps former gay alliance) rarely seen in movies of Rise Above: The Tribe 8 Docu­ printing, animation and the use of singing diva Angela Dams (played by remarkable sharing and respect. (Tai­ With Richard Pinney mentary both real and fake semen and the director, Charles Busch). Jason wan, 2002) 8 p.m., Bremen Cafe (901 E. Clarke Tribe 8 is the first ever dyke-identi­ blood. Priestley (as Angela's well-endowed with Blow St.), 431-1932 fied, hardcore band and $5, $6 gigolo boyfriend) and Natasha "Moody-ethereal-self-help-folk music the film honors them up close. Their of the non-coma-inducing-sort." performances include gleefully whip­ ping out dildos, simulated oral sex Monday, Oct. 6 $5 and stage-mock castrations. (80 The Heroic Trio min. 2003) Saturday, Oct. 4 8 p.m., UWM Union Theatre The UWM Post Starring Maggie Cheung. Three LGBT Film Festival Sunday, Oct. 5 women join forces against an Fashion Advice Transitions, and a loss: A Tipping the Velvet ancient Ming Dynasty eunuch and Gallery of Transgender Por­ his habit of collecting male babies. of the week 1 p.m., UWM Union Theatre traits (Hong Kong, 1992, 104 min.) Episodes 1-3 Noon, UWM Union Theatre $3, $4 A world of cross-dressing women Thorn Grass (8 min., 2001) cabaret singers, radical feminists, A respectful and poetic tribute to and high society women and their Tuesday, Oct. 7 Smooth Operator Fred C. Martinez, a two-spirited "kept girls." Audience Award Miami Navajo teenager who was murdered Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns) The ultimate guide for non-traumatic shaving Lesbian & Gay Film Festival 2003. in 2001, at the age of 16, because (UK, 2002, 180 min.) 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., UWM Union The­ of his gender nonconformity. atre FREE, but donation requested and Call me Kade (26 min., 2001) encouraged They Might Be Giants and the A 16-year-old female-to-male, telling band's pop-cultural importance. Shaving is one of those things men ffave to do so it like it is, from Kate to Kade. (USA, 2002, 102 min.) much and so often you take it for granted. But Porn Theatre Sit: Just a Normal Guy (57 min., $4, $5 for a better shave, one that avoids nicks, cuts 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre and skin irritation, there are a few steps you 2001) Outside in the lobby, a love triangle Documentary that charts the 15- Wednesday, Oct. 8 should follow: talks its way towards a sweet coun­ month experience of Jay Snider, as terpoint, as the strikingly buoyant Clean your face: You are running a sharp he transitions from female to male. The Bitter Tears of Petra Van razor blade on your face, it only makes sense. woman working the box office, the Kant FREE 50-year-old regular and the naive Wash it well and you will prevent rashes or any 8 p.m., UWM Union Theatre other undesirable consequences. new projectionist work out a differ­ ent kind of triangulation. A favorite Directed by Rainer Wener Fassbinder. Hooked Use warm water: It will help relax your facial film of John Waters. Winner Best 23-year-old Karin enters into the life muscles and open up your pores and follicles, 4 p.m., UWM Union Theatre International Film at Los Angeles' of Petra von Kant, a tyrannical fash­ softening the hair - resulting in a smoother shav­ A survey of online cruising, Hooked Outfesf 2003. (France, 2002, 87 ion designer, and her assistant/ser­ ing experience. offers a collection of testimony from min.) vant/lover Irm Hermann. A sensa­ tional melodrama of sadomasochistic Don't use anything but Mach 3: None of gay men, some interviews conducted with K.I.P. (4 min., 2002) via webcam, who have created a passion and psychological hysteria. that one dollar stuff hanging by the magazines, kind of sexual community of connec­ A tribute to 70s porn star Kip Noll (Germany, 1973, 124 min.) close to the cashier line. I know Mach 3 isn't the tion and anonymity via the internet. and Making Maps (Taiwan, 2001, cheapest, but they reduce the chances of cuts $4, $5 (60 min., 2002) 19 min.) down to zero. With a pre-show presentation by the Take long, smooth strokes: Don't apply Bag Boyz. much pressure, you are not grating cheese. You can glide the razor blade along your face softly, FREE constantly running the razor head underneath warm water. Gasoline Apply some moisturizing gei: It may sound 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre excessive, but don't feel self-conscious about it; Lenni'and Stella's happiness gets no one is watching. tested with the arrival of Lenni's mother and the sudden turn up of a Source; www.askmen.com corpse. A near-lesbian "Thelma & Louise." A chase thriller about avail­ able feminine options and survival at all costs. (Italy, 2001, 85 min.) $5, $6

The Trip 9 p.m., UWM Union Theatre The award winning "The Trip," part of this year's LGBT Film The history of the pairing of a clos­ Festival, is showing at the UWM Union Theatre on Satur­ we're on the web: eted Republican screen-writer and day, Oct. 4 at 9 p.m. The film traces the coming together an instinctual gay activist through of two disparate spirits: a closeted Republican screen­ the 1970s and 80s. Won the Audi­ writer and an out instinctual activist. www.uwmpost.com ence Award at over half a dozen 10 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment

Boy with a movie camera The opposite of love The camcorder as sexual shield and alibi in "My Life on Ice" Man reduced to sexual product, begging Saying that "My Life on Ice" is to be consumed in "Hooked" the Dziga Vertov's "man with a movie camera" of gay contempo­ "Hooked" may possibly be one ner; ultimately trying to fulfill rary life might be an exaggeration of the most shocking films you some sort of absence with promis­ of sorts, but not a complete falla­ will ever see. It has no violence cuity. Some have sex with up to cy. In.the 1929 Vertov film a man or explicit nudity, but it shows the three, or even seven (yes, my jaw travels around a city with a cam­ lifestyle of a section of the gay dropped too), strangers a day. In era on his shoulder, documenting community whose lives are lim­ this world, man's validity is urban life "with dazzling inven­ ited to online chatting and the reduced to the size of their dicks, tiveness," as the official blurb says. the flatness of their stomachs or how good they are at faking mas­ Hooked culinity. My Life on Ice part of the LGBT Film Festival Online chatting and cruising is shown as having its own language part of the LGBT Film Festival directed by: and codes of conduct. "Looking Todd Ahlberg directed by: to host or trav­ Olivier Ducastel playing at: el?" substitutes "My place or Jacques Martineau The French film "My Life on Ice" is the pseudo video diary UWM Union Theatre your place?" playing at: of a closeted 16-year-old boy. It is showing at the LGBT desperate pursuit of casual sex. and "dates" UWM Union Theatre Film Festival on Friday, Oct. 3, at 9 p.m at the Union The­ atre, with the German short Nebel (12 min., 2000), which The film explores the world of become "ses­ "may be the most beautiful film of the LGBT Festival," says online cruising and its victims sions," which In Oliver Duscastel and Jacque Mar- the festival director, Carl Bogner. through interviews, some of which can be "safe," tineau's 2002 film, a young clos­ were conducted via webcam. The "bareback" (no condom) or "party" eted gay man, Etienne, uses the pos­ material and not drama. images and doesn't need its motives men openly talk about their sex­ (with Crystal Meth). sibilities of cinema in a similar way. Apart from this essential flaw, questioned. A film camera films; ual habits of logging on to chat While most men admit to being He utilizes the camera as an alibi "My Life on Ice" beautifully regis­ that's what it does, that's its pur­ rooms in the hopes of finding a ashamed of their promiscuous and excuse for exploring personal ters, with great subtlety, the jour­ pose and instinct. And while Eti­ good match for "I'll be there in behavior - the ones that don't history, documenting his life in the neying of gay youth's life in the enne's eyes might have been gift­ 15 minutes" type of sex. admit it, don't do it very con­ house, on the ice-ring and in the closet. Etienne has to limit himself ed with that same kind of eager­ These men seem to be insa­ vincingly either - they have a hard locker room, like a film-diary. to the role of an observer, and the ness fo examine the world, they tiable sex addicts with no self- time quitting, like a drug. And while Vertov's film has camera comes in handy as a shield are easily censored by the super­ esteem and no sense of selectiv­ The film brilliantly lets its inter- become a landmark in cinema his­ for his own protection; this is my egos that surround him, or inhab­ ity when it comes to finding a part­ see HOOKED next page tory, "My Life on Ice" might have camera staring at this hot guy it him inside. just done that for gay cinema, had across the street, Etienne's camera can be seen it trusted the rawness of real life not me. as an instrument of redemption and as opposed to trying to construct A camcorder for surrender to his own sexuality. And a new reality for the camera lens a young gay boy like it helps him, and leads him, into to witness. Etienne serves the the right direction; self-acceptance The events and the people in job of a pet to a l*- despite the prohibitive gaze of oth­ Etienne's life are all rehearsed fic­ lonely child. He feels | ers. tion trying to pass as reality. This safer, "allowed" to The subtlety of the depiction of is not a real 16-year-old French boy look at anything with the excuse the boy's life and the dazzling exploring the obscure corners of that cinema brings of artistic inten­ shots of Etienne riding his bike with his closet with his Sony handycam. tion. The camera enables him to the camera mounted on it make While the camera movements are explore the world that represses "My Life on Ice" a delightful expe­ jerky and the mood imitates a his identity without exposure, and rience. And also the point it per­ home video feel, everything is with a comforting sense of curios­ haps doesn't make, but can induce staged. Not that the directors try ity without guilt. When he is film­ to being made, of the individual­ to pretend that it isn't, but the film ing his best friend Ludovic's boxer istic nature of filmmakers; who often feels limited in its inventive­ shorts in the confinement of the aim their lenses toward the out­ ness for not having actually given school's locker room, his camera side only to reveal the idiosyncrasy Gay men use the internet as a sex market for out of gives him the right to do so because of their own pores. a camera to a real person and trust­ control lust in "Hooked," showing at the LGBT Film Fes­ a camera is always hungry for ed the images to be documentary Diego Costa tival on Saturday, Oct. 4, at 4 p.m. for FREE. Democratic pornography The uncontrollable desire for getting off is gender-blind in "Porn Theater"

Porn seems to be more popu­ good money to learn how to strip explicit venue. Her conversations lar than ever. Its billion-dollar indus­ under the guise of fitness in car- with the patrons provide a breath try is larger than the regular film dio striptease classes. Therefore, the of air from repetitive sex scenes. market and always seems to be title "Porn Theater" should not Just as in real porn, the movie pre­ making inroads to the mainstream. shock many and is probably excit­ tends to have a storyline, but it's ing a few. all just a mask for the action. Although you are doubtlessly To make things more interest­ Porn Theater waiting for reassurance that "Porn ing, "Porn Theater" provides a lit­ part of the LGBT Film Festival Theater" is just a name chosen for tle something for shock value, the movie lives up to everyone - a real directed by: its name. "Porn Theater" holds equal opportunity Jacque Nolot nothing back. This film crammed in porn-peek. Accom­ playing at: more shots of men jerking off than panying the men UWM Union Theatre I ever thought would be possible clearly jerking off in to see in a public theater. the foreground and You no longer have to don a dis­ The film itself is set in the dark background, the film guise when entering the dimly lit confines of a rundown Parisian involves young, old, out, in, and, XXX video store (and yes, we still porn theater. In the United States, most satisfying of all, straights see you go in). Jenna Jameson and a porn theater brings to mind that are aroused and want some Traci Lords, porn stars, are making images of hookers and dirty old action even if it is gay. The scene a crossover from the world of adult men. Here the men are delivered, was set from the start when a trans- film into the mainstream, becom­ but transvestites replace the hook­ vestite gets down on her knees for "Porn Theatre" is about exactly what you think it is. It ing household names. On a slight­ ers. The ticket booth worker, and a middle-aged man. plays at the LGBT Film Festival on Sunday, Oct. 5 ay 7 p.m. ly different but related strain, sub­ the only woman in the film, becomes The soundtrack to the movie at the UWM Union Theatre. urban housewives are even paying the un-judging gatekeeper of the see PORN on next page ArtsJ^Errtertainment www.uwmpost.com October 1, 2003 11

theater snippets No Exit XXX Theatre X is banking on generation X to put together a great "Mindgame": a mental institution in the middle of show. "What Matters," a review style show written by a multi­ cultural group of 10 actors at different points in their 20s, will nowhere; phone lines are cut; nowhere to run be serving up sketches, dances, poems, and dialogues about "what matters" to them. "Mindgame," written by suc­ Each artist has a unique background and a unique perspec­ cessful United Kingdom author tive. Topics will range from sex (but of course), to the Bush Anthony Horowitz, is a murder Presidency, to family, culture, class, and the war on drugs. The mystery ... urn, eh - well, less of theatrical/political extravaganza runs from until Oct. 19 — watch for an opening night review in the next UWM Post. a "who done it" and more of a "who's doing it." —Jason Alan The play is set in the rolling hills of the quiet English countryside. Tucked away in this remote corner of England is a mental institution. And, yes, for those murder mys­ tery buffs out there, it is hours away from London and of course the phone lines have been cut and there is no easy way out. As the show opens, we find a popular true crime writer is impa­ tiently waiting in an office in the institution. He has driven for hours, and, naturally, gotten lost along the movie "Clue." theatre critics had was that the story way, to see the lead executive of David Cecsarini does an excel­ itself was twisted and convoluted. the institution. His goal: to be lent job playing the head of the I offer that same criticism. allowed access to the institution's institution. Tami Workentin is hys- "Mindgame" finds enormous strength in that it has many twists and bends that are unusual in a What: Mindgame who done it. But, along the way it When: through Oct. 12 touches on so many interesting Where: Next Act Theatre (342 N. Water St) issues that it never goes far enough How much: $23 for students in depth. There is much that is left Unconventional unexplained about just why we are Call 278-0765 for details attracted to evil, a central theme Musician Doc Severinsen conducted the opening of the Mil­ to the show. most dangerous patient in the waukee Symphony Orchestra's Pop Seasons opening on Friday, hopes of writing a book on the 20th terical as the stressed out, over­ There are other twists along the Sept. 19. The event brought charm and casualness to the usu­ ally uptight, "everyone here is twice my age" symphony expe­ anniversary of a killing spree that worked nurse, and Shawn Douglass way that range from gay love to rience. Severinsen, who tends to wear extremely flamboyant rocked London. plays a reasonable representation the persistence of teenage love into of a writer that seems obsessed adulthood, to the issues of for­ clothes, made conversation with the audience between pieces, As the show progresses, the doc­ as he introduced his guests, which made the evening more acces­ with one of the institution's patients. giveness and a myriad of others tor in charge finally arrives. He seems sible to the non-symphony-aficionados. The highlight of the distracted, not very familiar with The three kept the audience enter­ that simply do not get the atten­ night was when he played "Caruso" with his trumpet, sporting the office, and unaware of the tained and guess­ tion they deserve. a black jacket with flashy silver stripes. writer's request, sent by letter over ing for quite some If you are interested in answers Besides the lady behind me, who made sure to loudly point a month ago, to see him. In walks time on a mock up to the many deep questions out that "I knew he was gonna play that one!" every time the a disheveled, stressed out, over­ of a 1920's office "Mindgame" asks about humanity orchestra began a piece, the evening was quite ecstatic. Plus, worked nurse who attends to the that could only be and its attraction to evil, you should free ice cream was provided to the audience before the show, which added to the multi-sensorial magic of the music. needs of the doctor seemingly described as "way probably look elsewhere. On the against her will. Surprise, surprise, cool." Special men­ other hand, if you are a murder mys­ —Diego Costa things are not as they seem. tion to Rick Graham tery sleuth who was addicted to for scenic design. "Murder She Wrote" or "Poirot"(a Without giving away any more TV series also written by Horowitz), of the story, suffice-it-to-say that Overall, the play is a pretty fun PORN CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE who loves piecing together mys­ the action ensuing is interesting, evening of entertainment. But there teries, this is an offbeat, fun two comes from the straight porn some of that film. comical, and entertaining. The show are some shortcomings with the hours of entertainment. film "The Two-Headed Pussy" Along with plenty of safe sex does a good job of keeping you show. "Mindgame" opened to mixed being shown at the theater. Not rhetoric and a few upsetting com­ guessing and thinking. At times, it reviews a few years ago in Lon­ Jason Alan the sleazy porn music but the ments implying a genetic predis­ feels somewhat like watching the don. The main criticism that some actual grunts and groans of such position to homosexuality, the film a film. You even get to watch makes you think about the entire subculture of men who do not like HOOKED CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE men but like getting blown enough that in a pinch it does not matter viewees try to figure out their own The whole thing seems to go unno­ a fleeting kind of touch that dis­ destructive ways. And morality has who does it. Think about the men reasons for their unconventional ticed or at least unspoken in straight sipates before you give it enough become too attached to conser­ who have wives but for whatever behaviors. Some of the men's society, but the truth is gay men, time to wound you. But no pain, vatism and religious dogmas to be reason find themselves needing to insights seem very pertinent in the young or old, for the most part, no gain. considered a virtue anymore. Being find an anonymous blow. sense that they all seem to agree are finding the comfort that the Perhaps these gay men have amoral or immoral has gained a "Porn Theater" is far from per­ that uncontrollable sexual desire real world sometimes denies them, become the ultimate embodiment sense of anti-status quo and pseu­ fect. It drags sometimes as it goes stems from utter loneliness mixed in chat-rooms and losing control of contemporary society, living in do-rebelliousness. back and forth between similar with the extreme easiness of find­ over what really matters in life. They the most exemplary simulacrum of Perhaps they have it too easy; scenes of the same thing. Blow job ing someone to get off with. reduce themselves to sexual crea­ reality. Their lives are like the rest too much time in their hands to after blow job after blow job. The And the internet is used as a tures only, meat market merchan­ of the world's, except without the be spent in zones of welcomed per­ story lacks impact and emotion for tool for a sexual drive thru mar­ dise astutely aware of strategies bullshit and the game-playing and versions. But this section of the gay the harsh realities of gay men cruis­ ket; men franticly searching for sex­ that work better when it comes to the hypocrisy of conversation. They population behaves exactly how the ing. It is definitely worth taking a ual bonding, fearing the potential casting the sex bait; sexual robots want sex and they want it now. system wants them to in order to chance on, however. The film will suffering that comes with com­ programmed exclusively for indi­ And the convenience of technolo­ differentiate them from the "nor­ either disgust you or make yqu think, mitment. And when your escape vidual pleasure and explicit self- gy enables them to get it, perhaps mal" individual: as abnormal sex­ but what did you expect from is so full of desperate complexity promotion in order to get it. excessively. But who is it to blame? ual freaks only worried about per­ something called "Porn Theater." time loses its meaning and some "What are your stats? How A society who rejects sexualities sonal pleasure, the superficiality of Laura Belliveau go cruising for days without sleep­ hung are you? And do you top or that do not match its rules or a looks and instantaneous gratifica­ ing, totally detached from the bottom?" seems to be what this disenchanted generation of queers tion. They see sex as "just" sex. restraints of reality that help keep generation of gay men is mostly who prefer the re-assuring effort­ But if sex is so banal and mean­ us sane. concerned about. And everything lessness of sex over the beautiful ingless, if your own body is banal "Hooked" is an extremely impor­ ends up pointing at the self and complexity of relationships? and doesn't mean anything, if it is tant document for this generation its hunting for immediate satis­ If one has a poorly construct­ "just" your body, what is sacred of gay men, who have found online faction. ed, traumatized emotional struc­ and valuable? Dolce & Gabana the doors for coming out of the In the realm of "Hooked" men ture - which a lot of gay men must shoes? closet, but also for indulging in self- look for love and affection in the - it is only natural that they will Diego Costa destructive, STD-swapping lust. wrong places, consciously seeking tend to find fulfillment in self-

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MILWAUKEE'S MILAN NIGHT The Vanity Fair show introduced talented designers to an audience hungry for cosmopolitan realms Words by Diego Costa; Photos by Chris Del isle

The Vanity Fair Fashion Show added showed one-minute documentaries on show to another level. She truly had several points to Milwaukee's fashion the designers before their show. everyone in awe. scale. Unlike anything the city has The highlight of the evening was Areka's fashion ninja collection was seen, the event brought together a Shanel Regier's inventive collection of also a nice treat, with its neo-punk great mix of original fashion designs, dresses and skirts made out of men's motif, big 80s hair gone wild and photography exhibitions, hopeful fash- ties, which went from simple but even a delightful neo-mullet hairdo the ionistas and ecstatic house music. groundbreaking to completely off the designer managed to pull off in her The audience was mostly com­ wall. On the second part of her show, runway appearance. posed of Chicago wannabe girls, well- the models sported the ingenious Drinks weren't too expensive; the groomed gay men and full-fledged "breast top," a skin-colored top with photography exhibitions added to the metrosexuals (yes, they're taking over) nipples painted on them that made the cosmopolitan posh atmosphere and at the Gast Light Building downtown models look slightly topless from afar. while there were some technical glitch­ last Saturday, Sept. 27. The tops were usually worn with 40s es and long intermissions, most peo­ Seven designers flaunted their cre­ skirts and the occasional glam 50s ple seemed to have had a blast. For ations on a basic runway, which was gloves, which gave it an unconven­ once, it didn't feel too provincial to built in front of a big screen that tional, futuristic look, and took the be Milwaukee creatures.

Drop the "c"; Shanel Regier is fashion's next best thing, with her daz­ zling breast-painted tops that had everyone in awe at the 1st Annual Vanity Fair Fashion Show.

Shanel's striking gender-bending creation: the tie- dress, in all of its imaginative forms, gave clothing a sculptural twist.

Flip-open top with social message: "When will the time come when I am judged for my intel­ lect?" is what this Wanda Marie Sanders creation asked the audience.

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No Logic: Areka's col­ lection went Tight and flashy: 80s, with all bright black shorts of its outra­ and red tank top, geous big one of the few guy hairdos and designs at the full-fledge Vanity Fair show. belt-wearing models.

COLUMN Thrift Store Junkie Does fashion still have to be a guilty pleasure when you make it your own?

Shanel Regier might be the the way we wear them, and what thing; it lives off of this high cul­ Noam Chomsky of fashion. The that says about us. I mean, cloth­ ture, elitist rep but it can also 22-year old self-taught fashion ing has been around since the be very superficial. How do you designer is part of the fashion beginning of time, but I think the feel about that? Fashion as an art industry for reasons that do not only time that it has been just form. help its frantic consumerism. functional was in the pre-historic A. Absolutely. That's the only She nurtures a love-hate rela­ period, but even then I'm sure way I can do what I do, think­ tionship with the fashion world. there must have been some sort ing of fashion as an art. Other­ She hates its trend-setting men­ of adornments people wore. I do wise, I'd start to think, you know, tality of perishable styles, but a lot of research as well. what am I encouraging as a loves the artistic possibilities Q. Who are your favorite woman, dressing other women. fashion has to offer. designers? You know, what am I saying Shanel, a sculpture major at A. Of course I'm going to love about females? Am I objectify­ the Milwaukee Institute of Art Chanel! Dior's haute couture ing them through what I do? and Design, thinks of her job not line sometimes can be very But everything we do, all of out beautiful. The last time I saw material possessions objectify there were these exquisite fab­ us, put us in some superficial d6(6 rics, they were no longer cloth­ level. But it comes down to ing to me, they were walking appreciating the aesthetics and sculptures. the artistic side of fashion. Post photo by Chris Delisle Q, Is it really possible to work Q, Do you feel pressured to For designer Shanel Regier there is no such thing as a fash­ with fashion in Milwaukee? always be looking real good after you started designing? ion no, no, no; "You just gotta know how to wear it." A. I think so. I think there's A. Yes. But, you know what, at the Vanity Fair Fashion Show, individual style. If it's at The Gap definitely opportunity for ever since I started designing I last Saturday, Sept. 27, at the Gas it's okay to wear. But the magic designers, if they want to put the feel like what I wear ends up Light Building downtown, which of fashion really lies in the pos­ time into it. The whole "starv­ being my last priority. I walk brought together the glimmer­ sibility it offers us to mix and ing artist" thing comes into play out of the house sometimes ing allure of fashion, the seiz­ match and build our own con­ with designers as well: Like, wearing the same clothes I was ing of its momentum (photog­ cept of coolness. And like Shanel right now I'm spending all this wearing the night before, raphy exhibitions by Dan Bish­ says, "It is not about the clothes money on this show, and not because maybe I got two hours op, Diane Yokes, Tood Taylor you wear, but about how you getting any in return, but I'm not of sleep. And I love going to and Michael Sutton) and the wear them." bitter about it. It's just that you thrift stores and finding stuff, I sounds that set its thrilling beat have to understand you have to just don't have that much time by diego costa (House DJ Doc Martin did the Q. So, besides having the work and struggle until you get to do it anymore. table-turning for the night). coolest name in the world, what a reputation. as of making clothes to be worn Shanel's collection was definite­ do you do? Q. How fashionable is Mil- Q. If you could have a but body sculptures to be dis­ ly the highlight of the evening, $10,000 gift certificate to any played. Her "I only do fashion with its authentic usage of man's People don't want to explore their options; store, which one would it be? because I think of it as an art ties as material for women's A. Probably sort of fabric form" philosophy is backed up dresses and the exquisite skin- they don't want to take that step outside of and sewing center. by a passion for thrift shop­ colored tops with breasts paint­ ed on them. the box. If it's in the store, it's okay to buy. Q, How vital is shopping in ping—which is as much part of your life? her daily life as showering— Fashion can be dangerous and a critical approach to creat­ passion, because it is so rooted A. I don't really do fashion. I waukee? A. Shopping at malls or any­ thing that is mass-produced; not ing adornments for the female in capitalist mentality and our consider it sculpture, sculpture A. Not so much. The prob­ body. often uncontrollable, always on the body. The reason why I at all. If I ever go to those it's lem is people don't want to usually to get presents for oth­ Fashion is rooted in a para­ encouraged drive for shopping. don't consider what I do to be explore their options; they don't doxical essence—it is simulta­ Today you are worth what you fashion is because the word er people. Thrift shopping; I'm want to take that step outside there everyday. neously elitist and popular, high purchase, and that can easily "fashion" itself is attached to of the box. If it's in the store, culture and mass-oriented. And trap you in fashion's ephemeral the word "trend." And my work it's okay to buy. And sometimes Q. What clothing item/acces­ unlike many fashionistas who trends and make you unaware doesn't really revolve around people have a twisted view of sory should never be in anyone's simply live off of fashion's hol­ of your own creativity. You can trends. I don't like things that what 'sexy' is. That's the first closet? low-yet-promising glamour, use fashion as a toolbox for are seasonable; I like things you thing I see when I go out. You A. I don't think there's such Shanel understands her role as personal expression or even can wear over and over again. don't necessarily have to show a thing. You just have to know a fashion artist with a deep sense political statement, but you can Q. What influences your a lot of skin to be sexy. You can how to wear it, it's about atti­ of social criticism. She'd take Sal­ also use it for effortless unifor­ designs? - be sexy completely covered, sex­ tude. vation Army retro boots over mity and social blending. ier than someone who's wear­ $1,000 Prada shoes anytime. A. I'm just very interested in Q. Even a fanny pack can be A lot of people wear things ing a skin-tight tube top. closet material then? Shanel was one of the seven that are on display on catalogues the psychology aspect of cloth­ designers presenting their work or at stores without a sense of ing. Why we wear certain things, Q. Fashion is a paradoxical A. Hey, if you can pull it off... 14 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment music

A few words with. AFI of Seasons," experiments with Switchfoot Sing the Sorrow techno-sawy computerized drum­ beats during the second verse, (Dreamworks) which leads into an ambient bridge and a half-time breakdown By Chuck Engel Our attitudes have always been covering your song "Only that concludes with a classical Music Editor that our music is a little broad­ Hope" gives you some cross­ string fade-out. er than that. The ideas of love over fans with her? Switchfoot is a modern rock and meaning and trying to find The thoughtfulness behind We're used to playing for band from San Diego, Calif. truth are more ideas for all of each song on this hinders more of a college crowd. And They're the kind of band whose humanity. We're just trying to you can tell that a lot of the the flow at points. With so many songs you have heard once or younger girls get into it during dramatic quiet-to-loud overtures, twice but you wouldn't know the See Them Live: that song. I can tell it definitely band name. With their new it's assumed that you will check Sunday, Oct. 5 has had some influence on the album, "The Beautiful Letdown," your stereo to make sure the CD crowds that we play to some­ Switchfoot made a switch from Switchfoot what, but we've had it for sev­ is still spinning. Unless you're real- Christian radio to a broader Bleu en years now. Hopefully the peo­ AFI is a band that has evolved See Them Live: audience spectrum, and have ple who come to our shows through genre definition through­ Tuesday, Oct. 7 done so changing neither their Sleeping At Last know who we are outside of out their tenure as a band. Hav­ band's sound nor the lyrical con­ @ The Rave - 2401 W. Wisconsin Ave. that one song. ing started as a band over ten AFI tent. 8 p.m. All-Ages Hot Water Music Singer, songwriter and gui­ Advance tickets through Ticketmaster What can a person seeing years ago while founding mem­ tarist Jonathan Foreman called Switchfoot for the first time bers , Adam Carson, Bleeding Through expect in a show? and Markus Stopholese were still us at The UWM Post the day make sure everyone's invited to @ The Rave - 2401 W. Wisconsin Ave. attending high school in Ukiah, before the band embarked on an the party. We always try and take a lit­ 8 p.m. All-Ages American tour. Do you think your music tle bit of the crowd with us, and Calif., AFI earned everything they Advance tickets through Ticketmaster had to change to be played leave a little bit of ourselves with have by constantly touring and What would you call your on secular radio stations? the crowd. Every night is differ­ winning over hardcore and punk ly cranking this album, it can seem music? ent, so you never know what We didn't really change any­ fans around the globe with their as though there's 30 seconds I would call it, "thinking rock- the mood is going to be like. live show. between each song. thing. Our music has always But we always try to relate to the n-roll" because they're songs "Sing the Sorrow" is a thought­ been written about the things crowd on a very personal level. Their most recent work "Sing coming from a thoughtful place. that matter to everyone. One the Sorrow," however, shows a ful album full of ideal first tracks A lot of the songs on this album thing that I've learned as a song­ What kinds of venues are bit of evolution past hardcore and with vaguely gothic overtones and are almost like diary entries, you playing on this tour? writer are that the most intimate punk fundamentals. Without aban­ so many layers that it makes one where I'm kind of reflecting and things in my life, the things Most places we play are curious how much of the pro­ wondering what I'm doing on doning the blast beats and half- that I feel like I'm the only per­ around the 500 to a thousand time "jud-jud" breakdowns so duction is carried over into their this planet. son whose experienced, those seat kind of venue. The last familiar on their previous , live shows. What was it like when you are the very things that are most tour was a lot of smaller, 500- each song stands out as an epic For a lot more information and guys first started out? universal for humanity. Every­ seat kinds of venues. It's been one's had their heart broken amazing to see more and more chalk full of production-happy lay­ other fun things regarding AFI, We grew up in the San Diego ers. One song in specific, "Death go to www.afireinside.net music scene. We were in a lot of once. Everyone's felt like they've people being introduced to the bands that are not around any­ been in love. Everyone's won­ music. Sometimes I feel like I'm more, and when those bands dering what they're doing on this a song farmer and the songs just broke up, we decided to join planet. It's those universal kind of come up on their own. forces. We were all a part of the thoughts that this album I'm just really excited to see New music surfing community here in San addresses. more and more people getting Diego and that's how we all met. Your first album was to hear them. hitting stores this week (Sept. 30): The surfing community down called, "The Legend of Chin." What do you think of when here is pretty tight-knit, and we Who is Chin? you think about Milwaukee? Compiled by: Chuck Engel, music editor grew up doing surfing contests (laughs) Chin is my best Isn't there a beer that's Merle Haggard - "Like Never Before" (Compendia) together, and that's how we met friend. We decided he was cool­ brewed there? initially. er than we were so we put him Yeah, a lot of it. Martina McBride - "Martina" (RCA) You started out as a Christ­ on the cover. Then that's what I think of! Beerzone - "Live on the Drive" (Beerzone) ian band? And the album is about The Brewers, right? I think of the Darlington - "Moron-a-Thon" (Stardumb) Well, we've always been very suicide attempts? Milwaukee Brewers. Dido - "Life for Rent" (Arista) open about our beliefs, but at I think a lot of people think The Groovie Ghoulies - "Monster Club" (Springman) the same time we've tried to stay Are you a baseball fan? that album is "in memory of ..." Her Space Holiday - "Young Machines" (Mush) out of boxes the best we can. I but it's just some ideas. Chin is I used to follow it a lot more, think boxes are the types of alive and well. but it sort of dropped off when III Nino - "Confession" (Roadrunner) things that can build up walls. I stopped collecting baseball Lyle Lovett - "My Baby Don't Tolerate" (Lost Highway) Do you think Mandy Moore cards. Kelly Osbourne - "Changes" (Sanctuary) - "Exit English" ()

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Emo is back with melancholy stories to share with Blink-182 and , and "In Reverie" have made quite a name for them­ selves in the pop punk music scene. (Dreamworks) Every song on "In Reverie" is rem­ iniscent of a bad breakup. The first song released off of the album is the first track, "Anywhere With You." Although it comes off as a happy top-40 pop song, the lyrics are sad and sarcastic. This song has a sound reminiscent of Weezer's "Keep Fishing" but the lyrics are in opposition. The second Saves The Day's fifth album "In track, "What Went Reverie" is a combination of heart- Wrong," leaves the wrenching lyrics and pop punk riffs. listener wondering Christopher Conley (vocals/gui­ exactly what the tar), David Soloway (guitar), Eben song is about in the first place. The song "She" is the only acoustic track See Them Live: on the album. It's a simplistic and Friday, Oct. 3 sad song about a girl that breaks someone's heart. There are cops Saves The Day and a strip search mentioned, but you never really know what hap­ Moneen pened. The entire album focuses more @ The Rave - 2401 W. Wisconsin Ave. on the music than the lyric. The 8pm All-Ages Advance tickets through Ticketmaster music sounds a bit forceful which gives the lyrics a toned down feel­ D'Amico (bass), and ing. It's nice to hear subject mat­ (drums) started Saves The Day ter other than cars, money, and when they were just 13, and have women addressed. been cranking out great emotion­ Be sure to give them a look at ally-laden rock for over 10 years http ://www.savestheday.com now. In that time, they've toured Megan Sheridan

Modern Machines members: Danny Kielbasa (bass), "Thwap!" Nato Paisano (vocals/guitar), Jon Hands-On (drums), and BJ Oihawk (New Disorder) (guitar). Their first full length album "Thwap" is amusing yet thought- provoking at the same time. Take ^ TtwmMM for example the CD leaflet. The lyrics to most of the songs have serious meaning to them, but at the end vi&UC KTfV of every set of lyrics, there is an interesting anecdote for the song. The songs are catchy, but lack diversity. The first song, "Look me in the Eye," has a bit Li V Li J They sound like a throwback to of a 1950's sound to the good old punk rock. it and is one of those They sound like The Replace­ songs that you could ments and Husker Du. listen to over and f They even have some blues rock over and get a dif- I thrown in there too. ferent meaning each Who are they? time. I They're called The Modern Past the first Machines, a Milwaukee band with track, however, the songs bleed a fresh release on the small-yet- together. All of a sudden, you're noteworthy New Disorder record at the end of the album listening label. to track 16, "There's a problem with The Modern Machines original­ the beer." This song ends up being ly formed in Washington County of those sing-alongs you just The Shrubbers, but after plenty of can't get out of your head. lineup changes and finally learning The Modern Machines play local­ or? how to play their respective instru­ ly often. To find out where they're ments, The Shrubbers broke up in playing next, log on to 2000 to reform as the Modern http://www.modernmachines.org. Machines. The band consists of four Megan Sheridan . environmentaldefe

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MEN'S BASKETBALL A return trip to the 2004 NCAA Tournament will not be easy for University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee head coach Bruce Pearl and his troops as they take on one of their most difficult sched­ ules in Pearl's reign. A bulk of the games will be moved to downtown at the US Cellular Arena with some games still to be played at the Klotsche Center. Last year at the US Cellular Arena, the Panthers drew a record 10,115 fans for the Horizon League champi­ onship game against Butler. The regular season will begin on Saturday, Nov. 22 against Big Sky conference favorite Montana. The following week, the Panthers will host the Salukis of Southern Illinois at the US Cel­ lular Arena, who they lost to in the ESPN Bracket Buster game, 66-64 in Carbondale, 111. Then, the Panthers will embark on four-game road trip with a visit to Houston to take on SWAC regular season champion Prairie View A&M. The road trip will conclude with trips to North Carolina State, Valparaiso and Wisconsin. The conference schedule will begin on Dec. 23 as the hated Illinois-Chicago Flames come to town. Illinois-Chicago returns their entire starting line-up from a year ago and is an early favorite to take the league title. The league tournament championship will have the same format as last season, but this time it will be Butler with the opportunity to host the big games in Indianapolis. The league tournament will be held March 6-9. —Nick Dettmann VOLLEYBALL In a thriller against cross-town rival Marquette, the Universi­ ty of Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's volleyball team came out on top in a five-game series that went back and forth until the end. The Panthers (11-3) claimed their sixth consecutive victo­ ry against the Golden Eagles (3-11), 30-28, 28-30, 30-23, 27-30, 15-11 at the Klotsche Center. Sarah Potts led the way by scoring a career-high 24 kills to go along with her 16 digs to give her a double-double. Karen Fruit followed closely as she recorded 18 kills and 21 digs, while Rachel Kuebbing scored 12 kills and Larissa Cattanach had 11. Once again, Lindsey Spoden created much of the offense by recording 64 assists to go along with nine digs. In a game where there were 36 ties and 17 lead changes, the Panthers proved to be the better team in the narrow victory. With the win, they look to hold strong at first place in the Hori­ zon League as they start conference play. The Horizon League pre-season Poll predicted UWM to take first place this season with six first place votes and a total of 48 points. —Paul Griffin Post photo by John J. Ward MEN'S SOCCER Runningback Jeff Cottam runs past Marquette's defense. After a slow start to the 2003 season, the University of Wis­ consin- Milwaukee men's soccer team is back and running to their winning ways once again after claiming the 2003 Green Golden keg belongs to UWM Bay/Fila Classic with a 3-0 shutout of the University of Vermont Sunday, Sept. 21 in Green Bay. The Panthers who blanked UMKC By Samuel Toman this year we were determined score until the 12:14 mark in the 4-0 the previous day improved to 5-3-0 on the season. Staff Writer to beat up on these guys." second quarter on a quarterback UWM. struck first in the opening stanza on a Bobby Lish So far, the Panthers have lived keeper by Kafarakis. The play penalty kick. Lish drilled the penalty into the upper right post Revenge was sought by the up to its billing after a 2-0 start was set up on a bomb to wide to give the Panthers a 1-0 lead. The Panthers offensive brigade University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ to the season. The motivation receiver Mark Otto. The conver­ out-shot Vermont 7-5 in the first stanza on their way to creat­ kee club football team against a behind the win on a bitter cold sion play failed on a kick that ing many scoring chances. Marquette team that defeated night could have been traced was driven into the uprights. The Panthers came out strong in the second half, scoring a them 13-10 on Apr. 26 at Valley back to earlier in the week. The Golden Eagles would lat­ goal less than six minutes in. Kyle Zenoni sent a corner kick Fields. "We pulled out one of the Mar­ er attempt to muster a comeback into the box to Antou Jallow, who headed it to a sliding Tighe On Saturday, Sept. 27, both quette papers during a team din­ in the final two minutes of the Dombrowski, who finished it by putting it in the far post. teams met again. Same place. ner and all read how about how game but ended up turning it Junior goalkeeper Kirk Thode had another fine effort on his Same rivalry. New result. This they were going to beat us," over deep in its own territory. way to posting his second shutout in as many games. time around, the public school UWM coach Nate Harker said. Behind tenacious defense, the edged the private school, 6-0, "We were just really proud to Panthers repeatedly used effec­ —Nicholas Bragg and walked away with the Miller come out today and get the vic­ tive pass-rushes to keep Mar­ Brewing Company "golden keg" tory." MEN'S SOCCER quette quarterback Tyler Brum- in the second annual Brew City "Friday night Marquette post­ mond off balance. The defense The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's soccer team Classic. ed something in one of their also collected a couple of inter­ continued their winning ways with their decisive 4-2 victory "We got even with them from journals about 'beating us up,' ceptions as a result. over Cleveland State Friday, Sept. 26 in Cleveland. the spring season, even though and it motivated us even more," "This game took two years off The Panthers improved to 6-3 overall and capture a 1-0 record I wasn't with the team [for the Kafarakis added. "On their web­ my life," Harker said. "The guys in league play with their win over CSU. This marks the 13th first meeting]," UWM freshman site it said 'History Will Repeat,' are now getting the week off. straight UWM win over CSU. quarterback Chris Kafarakis said. and obviously it didn't." They deserved it." The Panthers struck first with a Tighe Dombrowski goal in "I heard it was a tough game, but The Panthers were not able to the 19th minute assisted by Antou Jallow. Kyle Zenoni struck again for the Panthers at 33:57 to give them a two-goal lead. CSU would not go silently into the night however, as David Caramichael's goal cut the lead. In the final minute of the half, Cliff Ellsworth struck for the Panthers and gave them a 3-1 lead. Another drop of the puck In the second half, Jallow scored, bringing the score to 3-1. The Vikings scored in the 85th minute.finalize the score at 4-2. By Samuel Toman tor ones." home and away jerseys are the "Our offense really seemed to click and we have some guys Staff Writer But is it possible for the Pan­ new recruits Jablonic was able like Antou Jallow returning to their form of old," UWM head coach thers, who are only in its third to obtain. He said about 40 per­ Louis Bennett said. "We really got some people to do some of University of Wisconsin-Mil­ season of the American College cent of his players in the pro­ the dirty work and they got it done. This was a nice result for waukee club hockey coach Dan Hockey Association, to already gram have come by way of us to open Horizon League play." Jablonic opened a drawstring consider this year a vast recruitment. Many of them are —Sara Sommer bag and spilled its contents. improvement from the past cou­ talented Wisconsin select play­ "We don't have all of them in ple of years? ers from the Showcase team. now," Jablonic said while sorting "Definitely," Jablonic said. "We "Last year, we weren't really through the pile of newly got a new attitude this year. We deep," Jablonic said. "We had one we're on the web: designed home jerseys before got a bunch of new recruits that line that scored about 80 per­ last weekend's home stand are really going to step into the cent of our goals. 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HORIZON HOT NEWS Win streak reaches four by Nick Dettmann By Nick Dettmann Sports Editor PlayerS Of the Week (for week ending Sept. 21) At one of the most critical Volleyball: Jamie Bouyer, Cleveland State stages of an entire season, the Men's Soccer: Stephen Ademolu, Cleveland State University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ Women's Soccer: Gwen Zimmerman, UW-Green Bay kee men's soccer team is as con­ fident as they can be after Men's Cross Country: Cory Scheadler, Wright State defeating conference rival Women's Cross Country: Jessica Shefchik, UW-Green Bay Detroit-Mercy 3-0, Sunday, Sept. 28 at Engelmann Field. "The first 45 minutes of the Wright State Adds to Women game were the best we have played all season," UWM head Basketball staff coach Louis Bennett said. Chris Brann, the former head manager for Florida State Uni­ "Detroit just came off of a 4-1 versity, will join the Wright State women's basketball team as victory over Green Bay and they the Director of Basketball Operations, head coach Bridgett were riding high. We managed to Williams announced. pull them and split them apart. For the past three seasons, Brann assisted the Seminoles in "We're in the middle stage scouting of opponents, travel coordination and equipment set­ right now," Bennett added. "We're up. He was also involved with camps as he coordinated sites, more confident and that has scheduled officials and oversaw equipment and facilities. allowed us to be more focused "We are very excited to have Chris as the newest member of and concentrate more on the the Raider family," Williams said. "He was involved in many dif­ field." ferent areas while at Florida State and those experiences will The Panthers have shown help benefit our program." that confidence in recent games. Brann earned a bachelor's degree in social work from FSU in They have now scored 14 goals 2001 and finished in master degree in sports administration in their last four games. earlier this year. "We are seeing flashes of last year's team," Bennett said. "But we wanted to avoid comparing UIC Baseball honored by Cubs the two teams, because they are very different. But what I am see­ After reaching the NCAA tournament last season, the Uni­ ing is that the goal-scorers, like versity of Illinois-Chicago baseball team was honored at Wrigley Antou [Jallow], are scoring goals Field prior to the Chicago Cubs/Pittsburgh Pirates game on Sat­ and the team is playing like the urday, Sept. 27. way they were constructed and "It's a neat opportunity for [the team]," UIC head coach Mike designed." Dee said. "It's pretty unique not only to be on Wrigley Field, but Post photo by John J. Ward the pennant could be decided during that series as well. Getting the Panthers going UWM leading goal scorer Bobby Lish has the team on a roll. in the first half was senior Bob­ "I think the atmosphere is going to be very exciting to be by Lish, scoring his team-lead­ ation to test things out," Ben­ letes against Childhood Cancer] around and we're very grateful to the Cubs for thinking of us." ing sixth goal of the year on a nett said. "But we made things MACC fund, and get to make a UIC bested their school-record for wins for the second straight six-yard pass from Trent Furtsch. more difficult than we had to. difference in the community. season a year ago. The Flames won 39 games en route to their Jallow, an Ail-American from We had great opportunities in "We're hoping that we can first-ever Horizon League Tournament championship and NCAA last season, scored his fourth front of the net." raise at least $1,000 for the regional berth. goal of the season in the 19th On Wednesday, Oct. 1 the MACC fund on Wednesday." minute. Panthers will host their hated The players will be wearing Rounding out the scoring was cross-state rivals the Wisconsin special jerseys for this game. Raiders Men's Soccer crack Top freshman Steve Sperl as he con­ Badgers. Not only will state brag­ During the course of the game, tinues his strong rookie cam­ ging rights be up for grabs, but fans will be able to bid on their Ten paign with his first goal of his the game will be played towards favorite Panther's jersey. They In the latest Great Lakes Regional rankings, the Wright State collegiate career. The score came a good cause. will also be able to make any men's soccer team cracked the top 10. The rankings include in the 33rd minute on a seven- "With the success we have donations towards the MACC schools from the Big Ten, Conference USA and the Mid-Ameri­ yard pass from Cliff Ellsworth. been having," Bennett said. "We fund. can conferences. "In the second half, we were can most share our success with The Raiders are currently on a five-game winning streak and very fortunate to be in the situ- a great cause, the [Midwest Ath­ have picked up four of those wins away from the friendly con­ fines of Alumni Field. Eft The Raiders are 5-1 and it is their best start since their 1996 campaign when they started 5-0-1. UWM women win double OT thriller By Steve Pease Graczyk, and bent a shot into the the save. HOCKEY CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE Staff Writer upper left hand portion of the Taylor Powell got UWM right net. back in it when she headed Jablonic has his top line are also a couple other guys on Erin Shaughnessy headed Less than a minute later, the another Graczyk corner kick returning, including sopho­ the roster that won't suit up for home a forty-yard free kick with Raiders stormed right back and past the keeper evening the mores Bryan Heaton and Ted some time." 28 seconds remaining in the sec­ scored on their next posses­ game at two with less than three Miller who combined for 28 In addition to the new ond overtime to give the Uni­ sion. Michelle Sarmiento crossed minutes left. goals during last season's 13- recruitment methods and versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee a pass to Jen Hansen who re­ In the first overtime, Shaugh­ 6-2 campaign. Goaltender Brad annual tryouts, assistant coach Panthers a thrilling 3-2 victory directed the ball past goalkeep­ nessy had two opportunities to Norman will return for his Guy Gosselin conducted an off­ over the Wright State Raiders er Kerri St. Aubin to tie the game. get a golden goal, but, as they third season and split time ice conditioning program for Sunday, Sept. 28 at Engelmann Wright State put the Pan­ say, the third time's the charm. between the pipes with two the entire organization during Field. thers in a 2-1 hole after Raider After a Raider foul just past other freshmen goalies. The the off-season. "They don't get much more midfielder Mary Beth Young midfield, UWM's Graczyk top point-scorer, Steve Sarauer, Many of the players came thrilling than that," UWM Head scored on an 18-yard-blast just boomed a forty-yard free kick also returns for the Panthers. into this year's camp physical­ Coach Michael Moynihan said. inside the far post in the 20th to a leaping Shaughnessy, who The main concern for the ly in-shape instead of using At the onset of the first half, minute. then headed home the game- Panthers will be avoiding camp as a way to get in-shape. the Panthers seemed to be lack­ UWM had a chance to go into winning goal. injuries if it wants to compete And as Jablonic continues to ing in any real intensity until halftime tied, but could not cap­ "We had a couple of miscues for a bid in the post-season pencil in his lineups through­ senior forward Lisa Bengtsson italize when Graczyk's corner early on, but in the second half ACHA tournament. The injury out the season, he'll feel con­ got UWM on the board with a kick found Evan Franklin open we had wave after wave of bug has bitten early, however. tent that the program is head­ goal in the 16th minute. The in front of the goal, only to have attacks," Moynihan said. "They "In tryouts there was a lit­ ed in the right direction. Uppsula, Sweden native cor­ Raider goalie Steph Comisar [the Panther women] really tle competition this year," "Guys are wanting to come ralled a long feed from Ginny come out of no where to make deserved the win." Jablonic said. "One of our the university because of how defensemen from last year, we've progressed," Jablonic Gerry Buczak, had a slight sep­ said. "We've come a long way aration of his shoulder and will in the last three years." miss a couple of weeks. There

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VOLLEY* Panthers start '2nd season'

By N.D. Waldron and Paul Griffin Staff Writers

Horizon League play started off right for the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Panthers after a convincing 34-36, 30-20, 30-21, 30-18 win over the Cleve­ land State Vikings on Friday, Sept. 26 in front of 244 fans at the Klotsche Center. Cleveland State took the first game, which went into extra points due largely to the Vikings' Jamie Bouyer's seven kills. After that, however, it was all Pan­ thers. The third game went back and forth, but in the end, it was UWM proving that defense wins games by taking the lead after a 10-10 tie and coasting to a 30- 21 victory. The Panthers jumped out to a 10-7 lead in the final game, before going on a 6-0 run to cause Cleveland State to call a time-out. The Vikings' regroup­ ing worked briefly, bringing them back to within five. But that was the closest they would get for the rest of the game. UWM strolled to a 30-18 win to take the game and the match. Post photo by John J. Ward The Panthers stand-outs on The Panthers have had much to celebrate with a 13-3 record. the night were Sarah Potts with 12 kills and 17 digs, Lindsey Klotsche Center. den, with 58 assists and 10 digs. Spoden with 60 assists and six The Panthers started out slow Youngstown State was led by digs, Larissa Cattanach with 23 as they lost the first game 27- Collen Royer with 16 kills as kills and Karen Fruit with 17 kills 30, but bounced back in the next the Penguins fell to 0-2 in Hori­ and eight digs. three with scores of 30-27, 30- zon League play and a 7-6 over­ 19 and 30-26 to claim the vic­ all record. Panthers leave Penguins tory and a 13-3 record with two The Panthers face the Uni­ in the cold wins and no losses against Hori­ versity of Wisconsin-Green Bay The University of Wiscon­ zon League teams. Friday, Oct. 3 as the Phoenix vis­ sin-Milwaukee made it three In the win, the Panthers it to fight the Panthers for first wins in a row Saturday, Sept. recorded three double-doubles, place in the Horizon League. 27 as the Panthers defeated as Fruit scored a career-high 23 Both teams are currently sit­ Youngstown State in four games kills to go with 13 digs, Potts had ting at a 2-0 record in inter- Every time a company to win the match from the 22 kills and 12 digs and Spo­ league play. makes a product, they also use energy and natural Wave host pre-season classic By Nick Dettmann for the Sockers. seconds left in the half as Myles resources. Every time you Sports Editor The Wave evened the score a Stoddard knocked home a and Paul Griffin minute later when defender Troy rebound that went off the and N.D. Waldron Dusosky drilled a shot that ric­ boards. make a purchase, you could Staff Writers ocheted off of a defender's leg Milwaukee opened up a two- and into the corner of the goal. goal lead early in the second half Getting ready to play their With 6:30 left to play in the first as Matthew Stewart forced a save some of thai energy and 20th season of indoor soccer, the half, San Diego struck again on turnover in the Cleveland defen­ Milwaukee Wave hosted the a score by Kevin Legg, assisted sive zone and scored on an easy MISL/Easter Seals Pre-Season by Velazquez that gave them the break-away. Cleveland had a those resources. 'Cause when Classic on Friday and Saturday, lead going into halftime. chance to trim the lead back to Sept. 26 and 27 at the US Cellu­ In the final minute of the one with about 18 minutes to go, lar Arena. To kick off the historic game, with the score tied at but a brilliant save by Wave you buy durable and reusable season, the Wave opened their two, the Sockers Adriano Lima goalkeeper Jeff Richey on a free- new home with a 3-2 loss to the knocked one in for go-ahead kick prevented any comeback San Diego Sockers. score. attempt. produds, there's less to The pre-season classic is a One of the major changes With their third game of the yearly event that the Major from the off-season was imple­ weekend, the Milwaukee Wave Indoor Soccer League puts menting a new scoring system shut out the Monterrey Fury 5- throw away. And less to together to not only get accus­ and the MISL got to test it. Most 0 Saturday night to finish 2-1 in tomed to the new season, but recently, goals were scored as the pre-season classic. to make a difference in the com­ two or three-pointers. Due to The Wave had to wait only munity. common controversy and the 25 seconds to get on the board During the course of the more frequent exposure to the as forward Todd Dusosky scored guide! i^ease call weekend, the MISL held a silent outdoor game, the MISL decid­ from four feet out. It was his first auction giving fans the oppor­ ed to go to the traditional one- of two goals on the night. tunity to bid on special jerseys point for a goal scoring system. Greg Howes scored the sec­ I •OUU»Z»KE:C Y \JLJZ* from the games with player's Day two of the pre-season ond goal for the Wave at 4:31. names on them and the oppor­ classic was even busier than They would score one more time tunity for the players to sign the first day as six games and before the half as Michael King their favorite memorabilia. Also all nine teams were in action. sent a cross-field pass to Mil­ available at the weekend festiv­ The Milwaukee Wave was fea­ waukee native Matt Schmidt who BUY SMART. ities were opportunities for fans tured in the second game on put in the third goal at 10:27. to buy ticket packages for select the day as they took on the The second half was more of games or for the season. Cleveland Force. The Wave used the same as Dusosky added his As for the action on the field, their famous high-powered second goal at 28:35. The high­ WASTE LESS the Wave started out in trouble offense along with a stifling light of the night came when when Joe Hammes was called for defense to easily handle the Chris Morman blasted goal num­ tripping Antonio Velazquez Force 4-1. ber five in from 13 feet with 6:03 SM within the penalty area early in The Wave scored the first two remaining. SAVE MORE the game, putting San Diego into goals of the game within a sev­ The season for the Wave will a power play. Shortly after killing en minute span. The Force start on Friday, Oct. 11 in San the penalty, Mark Ughy scored would cut the lead with two Diego against the Sockers. Sports www.uwmpost.com October 1, 2003 19

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WOMEN'S SOCCER In what University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Panthers head coach Michael Moynihan called one of the more exciting colle­ giate games he's seen in a long time, sophomore Elizabeth Chudy kicked the game-winning goal to give the Panthers a 3-2 win over Marquette on Wednesday, Sept. 24 at Engelmann Field. The goal came on the assist from Evann Franklin in the 96th minute. The win improves the Panthers to 2-5-1 and made it their second win in a row. The Panthers did not allow a goal in the first period for the fifth straight game, but the story of the game was the offense. Coming into the game, the Panthers had scored only one goal the entire season. In this game, they scored three. Ginny Graczyk and Evann Franklin both scored goals in the first period to give the Panthers a 2-0 halftime lead. The Golden Eagles dominated the second-period scoring goals in the 47th and 59th minutes on Panther goalie Molly Schneider, but Schneider had a nice save with 44 seconds left in the game to force the extra frame. The win ties the all-time series between the two teams at 4-4-3, but it was the first UWM victory over Marquette since 1998. —Mike Wirkus Brewers improving By Ryan Julson National League leaders in Staff Writer these departments. Left fielder Geoff Jenkins Under the new direction of arguably had the best season General Manager Doug Melvin of his career until he broke and manager Ned Yost, this his thumb in late August. Jenk­ year's Milwaukee Brewers ins was approaching 30 home showed signs of life not pre­ runs, leading the team in dou­ viously seen. bles and ready to collect 100 The club motto "it's com­ RBI's for the first time in his ing together" held true to form career. as progression could be seen Rookie center fielder Scott in every area of the game. Podsednik was a diamond in "We made some strides the rough. Claimed off waivers from last year and I think that from Seattle during the off-sea­ says something about Doug son, Podsednik filled in for and Ned," Brewers second the inconsistent Alex Sanchez basemen Keith Ginter said. and went on to lead National Another 90-plus loss total League rookies in batting aver­ may not seem like progression, age, runs scored, hits, multi- but the crew did reach their hit games and stolen bases. goal of winning 10 or more Podsednik is up for the Nation­ games than last season, and al League Rookie of the Year Post photo by Tessa Treuden next year's season should be a award. Rookie of the Year candidate Scott Podsednik has surprised many fans. test if there is truly hope for Rough on the diamond was the Brewers. the Brewers' pitching. With an "Expectations are going to injury and trade riddled be higher for next year and bullpen, the relatively young Brewers close dome on 2003 we're going to demand it from starting rotation was asked to By Steve Pease chemistry and support for one game of the year. our coaches and our players," fill a larger role. Staff Writer another on and off the field. "I credit Ned for giving me a Yost said. The young starting staff "He's [Podsednik] leading the shot, I wouldn't be here if it The success of this year's showed promise despite all the In their final home game of NL in nine categories among wasn't for one of his decisions," team came in large part from inconsistencies, especially dur­ the 2003 season, The Milwau­ rookies, he absolutely deserves Podsednik said. Yost gave the the cornerstones of the club, ing the 10-game winning kee Brewers couldn't produce a the rookie of the year" Brewers young Texan his shot, but his and the emergence of a star streak where they managed a win against the St. Louis Cardi­ third-basemen Wes Helms said. grit and talent vaulted him past studded rookie claimed off 2.03 earned run average col­ nals but they did manage to at Helms, an off-season pickup former prospects that had the waivers. lectively. least garner some hope for the for the Brewers, has been one potential but could not play First baseman Richie Sexson "We're looking to bring future. of the more vocal leaders on into the everyday role. had another monstrous season some exciting things here and Scott Podsednik, a leading the team. He proved that he can After stealing a base for the as he led the team in total I think we're going to do that," candidate for National League let his playing do the talking 43rd time this year, Podsednik bases, home runs, RBI's and Podsednik said. Rookie of the Year honors went for him when he hit a 465-foot scored after his good friend Kei­ walks, and was amongst 2-4, with a homer off of Mike moon shot into Bernie Brewers th Ginter grounded out to short­ Dejean. The crowd of 21,965 stairwell to get the Brewers off stop Edgar Renteria. then responded with a boister­ to a 2-0 lead. "The only pitch I was upset ous standing ovation, giving Starter Matt Kinney (10-13) with was the ball he (Kinney) the speedster a well deserved gave it right back when he got up to Morris a little bit," curtain call. walked Mike Matheny, who took said Yost. "I thought he was bet­ "To end on a four-bagger was second on a sacrifice and scored ter tonight (than in recent out­ nice," Podsednik said. "You'd on Orlando Palmeiro's two-out ings)." have to call this one of my most single. The Cardinals took 13 of 16 memorable games of my life." With one out in the third games from the Brewers this At the beginning of the sea­ inning Podsednik striped a Matt season in their head-to-head son, Brewers manager Ned Yost Morris fastball into left center for match-up. The Brewers finished emphasized the fact that win­ a double and his 169th hit of the the 2003 season a disappointing ning starts with an attitude. The year, a new Brewers rookie 31-50 at home. Brewers have made that their record, despite not getting an ethos, as they have displayed every day role until the 36th 20 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post Editorial

COLUMN LETTER TO THE EDITOR Shameful Display by the SA Student Association represents Let it be known: if you are a striking worker, struggling for the most basic of necessities, you'll get no sympathy from the UW- Milwaukee Student Association, the governing student body and students, not Tyson boycotters thus official "voice of the students." By Robb Manning tions Board), an independent important than these men and On Sunday, Sept. 14, the SA met for the first time this semes­ Editorial Editor federal agency, has ruled that women being able to put food ter. Late on the agenda was a request from two student organi­ Tyson Foods has acted in good on their tables so their children zations, Students for Corporate Responsibility and Students for The Tyson Chicken Boy- faith on this issue. can eat. Why are Tyson boy- Social Change, that the SA would stand in solidarity with striking cotters need to lay off of the Stu­ A lot of students here at UWM cotters so interested in Jefferson workers from the Tyson meatpacking plant in Jefferson, Wiscon­ dent Association. Not everyone have their own pet cause; how­ children going hungry? What sin. These 470 workers have been on strike since Feb. 28 of this can jump on every "save the about these other children? year due to the con- world" cause that comes about. Maybe they should just eat the cessions Tyson is Yeah, it sucks that people have owls. forcing them to Why is this issue different lost their jobs, but to be honest, You know what else? PETA make. These conces­ most students here don't care (People for the Ethical Treatment sions include wage enough that it forces them because it has no impact on of Animals) would rather just freezes for current to make consent? How can them. This is exactly the senti­ put Tyson out of business, peri­ employees, and a $2 ment that the SA was repre­ od. Think about all of them jobs an hour cut for new they decide where your senting when they made their lost, huh? I'm all for boycotting employees; pension money is allocated, but not decision. PETA. freezes for current Kory Kozloski, Student I'm not condoning what employees, and the simply support a resolution? Association President, says, Tyson Foods has done. I elimination of pen­ "We 100 percent stand behind don't even like their chick­ sions for new the workers, but we can't con­ en to begin with, so I don't employees; and a shift in health care costs to the employees, centrate on these issues and do ever, most of us don't have the purchase it anyway. I would just making coverage unaffordable for many Jefferson families. our jobs; which is improving stu­ time or inclination to jump on rather the SA focus on improv­ Is Tyson in such dire straights that they need such conces­ dent life. If we endorse this everyone else's cause. Stop writ­ ing student life. Not to mention sions from their workers? Well, the 2002 CEO compensation was issue, then everyone with a labor ing blanket statements all over that Tyson sells UWM chicken, $8.7 million, a six-fold increase in two years. The top five exec­ issue will be coming to us and our sidewalks that "Students do and the plant in Jefferson pro­ utives received almost $20 million in 2002, a $13 million saying 'my workers are striking, this," "Students boycott that." duces beef products, not chick­ increase in two years. Gross profits in 2002 were $2.25 billion. It you have to support us'. This en. is rather obvious that Tyson's forced concessions are out of greed opens a whole new can of We're not experts I'm glad that, apparently, I and not necessity, a greed that will bankrupt Tyson workers. worms. We're not experts on have the right people speaking Two strikers came to UW-Milwaukee to speak to SA on Sunday, labor issues, and this is not what on labor issues, for me in the SA. Their job is to yet their simple request, that SA support a boycott of Tyson our senators signed on for." represent the best interests of products only until a new contract has been negotiated, was reject­ I couldn't have said it better and this is not the UWM student body, not to ed. This required no actual work for SA, only their official sup­ myself. According to Kozloski, if represent somebody that works port of the boycott so that the voices of the students could be the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ what our senators at Tyson 50 miles from here. taken to the UWM administration to support the boycott. waukee drops Tyson there The SA represents students would be a 5 percent increase signed on for. that are focused on their stud­ The UW Board of Regents, in fact, requires that we halt invest­ in the cost of food at the cafe­ ies and getting good grades so ment in irresponsible corporations. Resolution 7406 (adopted teria. Considering that we are No, students don't boycott this they don't end up in a plant March 7, 1997) is intended to prevent investment in corporations all suffering through an 18 per­ or that. Perhaps you do. somewhere packing chicken. that cause "substantial social injury;" that is, "injurious impact to employees...directly resulting from specific actions or inactions cent increase in tuition this year, You know what? Out in the The SA is responsible for repre­ by the company." who wants to pay more for food, Northwest, thousands of loggers senting the student body, not too? are losing their jobs because running a chicken packer's So why did our Student Association reject the pleas of the work­ Kozloski also adds that the environmentalist kooks have union. So lay off of them. ers who had come to ask their hands in solidarity? Here were US NLRB (National Labor Rela­ decided that some owl is more their main responses: "We don't know how our constituency feels on this situation and are therefore unable to act upon it" True enough, constituency consent is necessary for a demo­ ## cratic system to work. Yet it seems somewhat strange to be able "White TV? to make a decision on every other issue on the agenda without see LETTER page 22 By Robb Manning This is very evident by how awards and listen to the radio, Editorial Editor white the Emmys were, for any­ black artists are at the center of one that watched them on Sept. popular culture. The most pow­ Why is it that in the year 2003 21. There were a lot of shows erful force in music right now Yes, what are student issues? there is still very little racial that deserved to get an award, is a Hispanic female, J. Lo. Even diversity in network television? such as the Sopranos, which I'm on the big screen the playing Dear Post, You can scan through the chan­ a big fan of. But, what about Soul field is more level. The hottest nels and find that the only Food on Showtime? The actors actress of this decade is Halle N. Von Neumann posed a very interesting question in his shows that involve Black or His­ and actresses on Soul Food are Berry. Movies that center around editorial cartoon. What are student issues? Is standing up for panic Americans are almost all better than a lot of those who black culture, or at the very those who want to better themselves through an education, so comedies. received awards. Yet they didn't least, on black actors, are becom­ that they can better society, one? Or is standing up to corpo­ I grew up in the 80s thinking even receive any nominations. ing more and more common. rate greed one? The Tyson strike is certainly not one of them. all black Americans were funny, In fact the few Black or His­ Very few would question the The Student Association, and by the Student Association I like Eddie Murphy or Bill Cosby. panic Americans I saw on the great quality of actors, directors, mean all of the students at the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ and producers within the Black waukee, loses credibility every time we take stands on issues that, while they may have merit, do not uniquely affect students. Perhaps the lack of diversity on TV is the American community. Of course there is still a dis­ With an 18 percent tuition increase and an alderman who reason for the demise of network TV that parity in the movie industry. wants to zone students out of the East Side, we need all of the There has been relatively little credibility we can get. SA president Kory Kozloski, whom Neu­ critics talk about. recognition of Black Americans mann so ungraciously depicted in his cartoon, started a revo­ in the movie industry, other than lution that refocused the student senate on student issues, Of course, I was from a small, Emmys were comedians: George the roles some argue perpetu­ such as neighborhood conflicts. In fact, the UWM Neighbor­ rural town in Wisconsin, and had Lopez, and Bill Cosby. That was ate negative stereotypes (Train­ hood Association, an organization designed to stand up for stu­ very little contact with other it. I guess this is still Hollywood's ing Day and Monster's Ball). Tal­ dent residents of the Eastside, was formed by the senate min­ races. The only contact I had comfort level with minorities— ented young actors such as utes after the Tyson resolution was soundly defeated. with African Americans comedy. Gabriel Union, Don Cheadle, and Students deserve a Student Association who will fight for stemmed from my TV. Still, I hear people complain, Morris Chestnut, (to name a few) them. They do not deserve one hijacked by the stereotypical What is really sad is that if TV "Why is there a black entertain­ have yet to land breakout roles. college radicals who only want to use their offices to band­ was still my only means of diver­ ment channel, and not a white One of the top actors of our stand on whatever national issues the latest version of Marxist sity, I would probably have the entertainment channel?" That's time, and one of my favorites, philosophy tells them to. This is what the Student Senate was same notion. TV has changed probably because all of the oth­ Samuel Jackson, has yet to in the past, and thus it is no wonder that nobody inside or out­ very little since then. If a young er channels are white entertain­ receive any sort of recognition side of UWM took it seriously. person growing up today ment. There is very little quali­ from the entertainment indus­ Sure, unfair wage and benefit cuts might affect some current received their impression of ty television for anyone else. try. or future students and their families. Students are also affect­ Black Americans from TV, as I Just comedies. Why is this? Hollywood needs ed by tax levels, national security, farm subsidies, energy poli­ did, they would be under the I know a lot of Black Ameri­ a wake-up call, that's why. How cies, and tort reform, for example, yet we do not consider these impression that Black Americans cans that are reading this are many roles have you seen on "student issues." have very few serious problems thinking right now, "Well no kid­ TV for those of Asian or Middle- I would challenge N. Von Neumann to find any student not \> * in their lives. Life is all laughing ding. We've been saying this for Eastern descent? The only role I a member of Students for Corporate Responsibility who can and fun and games. All Black years." But my question is why can think of is the convenience say that this is a uniquely student issue with a straight face. I families are headed by a witty it is so prominent in the area of store owner on the Simpson's. would also challenge him to share with us what Students for father that always had some­ TV? A lot of other areas of the Perhaps the lack of diversity Corporate Responsibility has done to combat tuition increases thing funny to say, and none of entertainment industry have on TV is the reason for the and hostile aldermen. Or are those issues that they do not deal M their issues take longer than half come along way in reflecting our demise of network TV that crit­ with? an hour to solve. Could this be diverse nation. ics talk about. More and more anymore offensive? Yours truly, If you watch most music see RANT page 21 [ft Gerald Robert Callison Editorial www.uwmpost.com October 1, 2003 21 *

"How can we can the cans?" The times they are By Janet Lee Hiliiker plastic bottle vending machines, Mr. Kazmierski says that in a changin Staff Writer the only recycling container general, users of recycling at available is the blue barrel with UWM are committed people. His By Sarah Brzezinski tic, or holding no religious As one enters the northwest the small hole. The hole is too sense is that recycling has Staff Writer preference (2002 Survey by the door of Lapham Hall, coming small to fit the large plastic bot­ "become an accepted part of Pew Forum on Religion and from the Chemistry building, tle. society." I woke up feeling gay. Public Life). one will see soda vending In our interest in recycling on His department has put out I bet most of you are think­ The real question is: Is a machines. Prominently off to the campus, the UWM Post recently increasing numbers of recycling ing that I must have had lack of belief in God and organ­ left side, there is a large blue bar­ receptacles over the years, since homosexual tendencies as I got ized religion so unacceptable rel. In the top of the barrel is a campus recycling formally out of bed. That's because that it needs to be dressed up small hole, and the barrel is Students and staff began in 1990. They now col­ "gay" has been re-defined by in a pretty name? Being a child labeled "CANS ONLY." Unfortu­ can help by reading lect aluminum, paper, and a our culture to mean "homo­ of the 80s, I immediately think nately, the vending machine dis­ mixed category known as "co- sexual," rather than the tradi­ of Rainbow Bright, the color­ penses plastic bottles. So much the labels on mingled," which includes metal tional "lighthearted and care­ ful doll for young girls that was for the large blue barrel. (tin and aluminum) and plastic. free." popular in my childhood. It's During the summer of 2002, recycling containers Departments such as Chemistry Recently another group has ironic that the rainbow has also the soda supplier began chang­ before using them. act to recycle large amounts of attempted to co-opt a common been co-opted by the gay com­ ing over nearly all the soda vend­ chemicals, for example. As in the word: bright. This group would munity. ing machines on campus. That Union situation, if someone puts like to see "bright" become a I guess in a time of unfath­ change was completed about printed two stories on recycling trash or a different recycling noun, meaning one who does omable war, famine, greed one year ago. The soda contain­ in the Union, which has a sepa­ item in a receptacle, that con­ not believe in God. The think­ and anguish across the globe, ers are now plastic; they con­ rate administration. The rest of taminates it and the entire con­ ing is that this currently-ostra­ it might be easy to lose belief tain 20 ounces and cost $1. the UWM campus is under the tents cannot be recycled. Mr. cized group may be looked on in an all-loving Supreme We suspect that the soda jurisdiction of the Physical Plant Kazmierski does not see that as more favorably, as the gays Being. It also seems natural, change from cans to bottles was Division of the Building and a widespread problem on cam­ have, if they just had a differ­ in a society that claims to be profit-motivated, but Elmer Grounds Department. Rick pus, although it does happen at ent name. ever-accepting, but always has Hamann, auxiliary services Kazmierski, assistant superin­ times. Once, in the large "paper The "brights", as they hope its favorites (and rejects), to director of the Union, said he felt tendent of Building and recycling" dumpster, he discov­ to be called, argue that "athe­ want to be part of the in- that plastic bottles were more Grounds, says he will be taking ered a plastic bag of pet feces, ist" carries a bad connotation crowd. desirable because they could be a look at the blue barrels. He probably placed there by a in a country of religious Yet I would challenge those resealed, unlike cans. feels they may not be in the neighbor walking a dog. Anoth- zealots. Richard Hawkins, a who believe so strongly in their But close to many of those ideal place. see CANS page 22 "bright" advocate, argues that disbelief to stop trying to dress a majority of scientists, schol­ up their ideology in rainbow ars, and even members of Con­ legwarmers and stand strong. gress are closet brights. In fact, Cultural change is a long, hard 27 million Americans identify battle, and those who fight Reassessing Recalls themselves as atheist, agnos­ can't be cowards. By Bill Elliott a rich opponent to finance the again. A recall election is grass­ Staff Writer recall effort, and gather some roots activism working in a signatures. This makes it easy democracy, and that is what The UWM Post invites readers to submit Letters Consistently topping the for different groups to continu­ we should be striving for. We to the Editor, as well as perspective pieces, counter­ headlines in the news lately has ally recall the governor, and should be able to hold politi­ been the story of the guberna­ force constant elections. If a cians accountable for their points to previously published pieces, opinions, rants and torial recall election that is public official is always running actions, and that is hard to do tauntings. To be eligible for publication, letters and opin­ scheduled to take place in Cali­ for office, he/she can't focus on without a recall process. We fornia on Oct. 7. An energy cri­ performing their duties as a pub­ have seen the recall effort used ion pieces must-include the author's name and contact sis and a floundering economy lic official. right here in Milwaukee Coun­ information. Anonymous submissions will be allowed if a are threatening the position of This is why more stringent ty, and elected officials are now Governor Gray Davis. Polls have standards are needed when more responsive to their con­ compelling reason is given. long shown support of the recall recalling public officials. Per­ stituents. We reserve the right to reject submissions that are effort, but now the support is haps raising the number of peo­ The current trend seems to dwindling and the pressure is ple who need to sign the peti­ have Republicans recalling offensive in any way. That includes, but is not limited to, on. tion to a more reasonable num­ Democrats. Recalls are being boring, impertinent, chatterish or otherwise socially- I would hate to be a Cali- ber would do the trick. To have conducted like a game of chess fornian right now. I know that I a recall election now, people for one party to gain control stunted forms of expression directed at or to any individ­ would vote against the recall just need to gather 900,000 sig­ over the other. It's time for us ual, group or culture. effort, but I also wouldn't sup­ natures. That may sound like a to stop this abuse of an impor­ port getting rid of the recall lot, but more than 34 million tant political tool and ensure Submissions must be submitted to The UWM Post mechanism. As it stands now, people live in the state. that recalls serve the people as office (Union EG80), or via email at [email protected]. The recalling a governor in Califor­ To those who argue that recalls a whole, not a specific party's nia is too easy. All you need is are wrong all together, think political gain. preferred length for letters is 350 words or less. Opin­ ions and perspective pieces should be no longer than 750 words. Deadline for outside submission is Thursday A NOTE TO STUDENTS AND THE CAMPUS COMMUNITY: at 5 p.m. The UWM Post reserves the right to edit, War on drugs or war on students? ridicule or just plain reject your submission. By David Hopkins restricted. Education benefits introduce decriminalization laws Coordinator UW Superior society and culture as well as that deserve consideration. Last individual lives. year, Superior Representative NORML (National Organization CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 for the Reform of Marijuana Fortunately, the US House of Frank Boyle introduced a bill to RANT Laws) Representatives is considering legalize marijuana for medici­ Americans are turning to cable all walks of life. For me, and a reversal of this law. H.R. 685 nal use in Wisconsin. I under­ programming instead of net­ most people, it's not like the For citizens who promote is a bill to repeal Section 484, stand that the bill was shuffled work programs. I always hear show "Friends" where you only human rights and sanity in gov­ subsection 'r', of the Higher Edu- to the bottom of an unfinished a buzz about how networks interact with only one race of ernment policy, the War on have run out of ideas, result­ people. You interact with Drugs has been a long depress­ The State of Wisconsin is adding to the prob­ ing in this onslaught of reali­ everyone. So Network TV ing story. It's become a tradi­ ty shows. Maybe if their shows should reflect this. I mean, tional issue for student activists, lem with a proposed bill that will deny state reflected the daily lives of really, how can you live in New and is more acute and trouble­ aid to students with drug convictions. Americans, they wouldn't have York yet only see white peo­ some now than ever. that problem. ple? In 1998 the Federal Higher cation Act of 1998. Now is a agenda, and it effectively died. Since I left home into the It's time more people speak Education Act included a clause good time for people to contact It doesn't appear to be on this adult world, my daily life is out on this issue, or else it that squelches federal financial their representatives in Wash­ year's schedule. This is unfortu­ filled with individuals from won't go away. aid to students with drug con­ ington DC to ask them to sup­ nate for there is such a long victions. For a variety of rea­ port this initiative. way to go, not only to give doc­ sons this is unfair and destruc­ Unfortunately, the State of tors the right to prescribe mar­ tive. Most of such violations are Wisconsin is adding to the prob­ ijuana, but to make hemp farm­ because of laws that are unrea­ lem with a proposed bill that will ing legal as it should be. The cur­ sonable and unjust in the first deny state aid to students with rent prohibition represses a myr­ The UWM Post place. But more importantly, a drug convictions. Instead of iad of potential lucrative agri­ program that interferes with stu­ offering its traditionally pro­ cultural and industrial enter­ dents' ability to pursue higher gressive leadership, Wisconsin prises with hemp products. education is counter-productive. will add insult to injury if this Standing in the way is the The independent The problems of drug-related legislation passes. Now is a good prohibition of marijuana used criminality and substance abuse, time for people to write the rep­ for pleasure, an unfortunate con­ campus weekly which is a health problem, not resentatives in Madison to dition that is considerably more newspaper of UWM a criminal problem, require a encourage them to oppose the damaging than the drug itself. more thoughtful approach. Edu­ Assembly Bill 342. If it were legal, governmen­ cation is part of the solution and This repressive legislation tal regulation, such as applies should be promoted, not accompanies a sad failure to see DRUGS page 22 22 October 1, 2003 The UWM Post Classifieds

CANS CONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 LETTER CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 er time, he found chunks of paper and the price it sells for. the consent of their constituency, but not this ty—have so few problems that they had the time concrete in that dumpster. Recycling has been growing one. Why is this issue different enough that it to consider the strike?" Students often bring alu­ every year at UWM. Statistics on forces them to make consent? How can they The boycott of Tyson deals with lives. That is minum cans onto campus from recycling on campus are col­ decide where your money is allocated, but not to say, human lives will be affected if we do not home or nearby stores, and lected at the end of each year. simply support a resolution? They had no answer take action. If Tyson workers don't win their con­ there are a few places on cam­ Some are estimated, but Mr. to this question, when it was posed to them. tract, they will not be afforded a survivable pus where they can be pur­ Kazmierski says that the esti­ "We cannot make a decision because it isn't a wage. Some will lose their homes. Some won't be chased. I discovered a can vend­ mates are quite accurate. student issue and we aren't a labor union." able to pay for medical insurance. And more ing machine under the stairs on We need to act on our con­ The incredulousness of this statement is evi­ Tyson plants across the country will require the the ground floor in the Union. cern for the earth. If the land­ same concessions. Yet it isn't important enough Mr. Kazmierski feels that the fills are cluttered up with the dent in the fact that it was students who brought the issue to the floor, therefore making it a stu­ to take issue with, for fear of "setting a prece­ need for aluminum recycling contents of recycling receptacles dent?" receptacles is still there, contaminated by our thought­ dent issue. The fact that student-labor organiza­ although their location by the lessness, costs of garbage dis­ tions exist makes it a student issue. What the SA But SA knew all this. They knew the fallacies plastic soda bottle machines posal will go up. In addition, we seems to be doing is framing "student issues" in in their arguments. So why did they persist in its might need to change. Many will risk spreading that contam­ terms of issues that effect only students. opposition, directly to the faces of the striking aluminum cans are scavenged ination to our groundwater Moreover, as was expressed, the connection workers? Why, after all AFSCME local 82 has done for them do the "student representatives" by can collectors. Students and staff can help between labor and students is obvious. Milwau­ refuse to make alliances? At what point did SA by reading the labels on recy­ kee is a working class city with a working class UWM pays different compa­ stop thinking about people lives, relegating cling containers before using university (how many of you have one or two nies to haul away the recycled them to the cinder pile of "non-student issues?" items. Generally speaking, the them. One acquaintance of mine jobs?). The children of striking workers have the recently tossed an aluminum right to a college education, don't they? If work­ There was a time when the student govern­ recycling program is a net ers go on strike in Milwaukee, we would hope that expense for the university. When can in the small blue wastebas- ment took positions on actual issues that they other cities and universities would ally with them. didn't themselves manifest. There was a time co-mingled recyclables are tak­ ket outside the Bolton Hall com­ Wuch isolationism cannot possibly hope to bring en away, they are sorted and puter lab. When challenged, she when the student government fought for the solidarity between UWM and the working com­ rights of people, and would never have turned sold; that income is reflected in admitted that she saw the blue munity or other universities in the system. a lower cost to UWM for remov­ color of the basket but did not its back on people asking for assistance. It was a time when the SA wasn't so caught up in its ing them. Paper recycling does notice the "Paper Recycling" 3) "We cannot deal with this issue because it own internal politics and in "looking profession­ pay; a small amount is repaid label. We are on a university would set a precedent. If we made a decision on it, other student organizations would ask us to al" (with all new furniture) that-they did what to the university at the end of campus, and we need to learn was right, not what were only their personal the year, based on the volume of to read. take positions, and we couldn't get to real work like helping bring down tuition." concerns. I remember hearing once that "democracy That time certainly isn't now, but perhaps with takes time" but it doesn't appear this has been work we can forge it anew. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 DRUGS taken into consideration. Though this statement to alcohol and tobacco, could employment, legalization of begs the question, "Does UW-Madison—not just Nichali M. Ciaccio generate revenue for the public marijuana would probably the student government but the entire universi­ coffers. 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