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For more information, please contact [email protected]. hi Tmi isaR- CRac 51 Established 1856 Volume CXXXIII Number 2 wwwkenyoncollegiancom ThBaro- saseing enyon Collegian Gambier Ohio THURSDAY OCTOBER 27 2005 12 Pages official ARAMARK out AVI in Its of billing and increased AMARK were invited to cam- When asked about input from other to make drastic change BY WILLOW BELDEN accuracy Gebele man- EditorinCh- ief interaction with students pus to evaluate ARAMARKs students McConnell said he used Niles the general Although some students said performance According to Sam as the conduit for that ager of ARAMARK at Kenyon Based on the recommendation they feel that food services at Ke- McConnell the two compa- But not all students agree with declined to comment on the fairness or Chief Business Officer David nyon have improved this semester nies gave ARAMARK similar Shopinskis assessment of ARA- of the evaluation process saying only McConnell Kenyons senior staff McConnell said he was not satisfied reviews expressing concerns MARKs performance Caitlin Wells that Dave McConnell has made decided last week to terminate with ARAMARKs efforts about having appropriate vari- 06 who has been working with his decision and we are very disap- ARAMARKs contract with the We just didnt have the confi- ety concerns about the Food ARAMARK on Kenyons Food for pointed by it College and to replace ARAM ARK dence that they could sustain a level for Thought program concerns Thought program said she feels that with AVI FOODSYSTEMS Inc a of improvement he said explaining about vegetarian and vegan op- ARAMARK has made great strides AVI A boost for local foods family- owned food service provider that because ARAMARK has been tions and concerns about the this semester According to McConnell AVI based in Ohio Kenvons food service provider for 24 cost of catered events Given that ARAMARK had a and its competitor Bon Appetit are The decision comes after a 30- years they should know Kenyon McConnell said feedback very short time in which to respond the two companies that could best day evaluation period during which front and center and they should be from students also played into to an ultimatum she said I feel that address our Food for Thought stuff ARAMARK was asked to demon- doing a sterling job The fact that we his decision to oust ARAMARK they made significant improvements While McConnell said that Bon strate significant improvement in a even had to go to this length suggests Several times during the course I also think that with food service Appetit is a good Company their have failed and the an with the Colle- progress happen overnight It variety of areas including sanitation that they Kenyon of interview cant see DINING page 2 standards effort in buying local students gian he quoted an e- mail from takes time to work out contracts and food the labeling of foods in the AVI and Bon Appetit the other Sam Shopinski 06 that expressed dining halls increased options for food service provider that Kenyon skepticism about ARAMARKs years ofblack faculty students with dietary restrictions considered as a replacement tor AR ability to continue to improve 30 BY MAX THELANDER went in the 1970s and 1980s If you StaffReporter were not renewed in essence you were House of Corn told you did not meet the standards of People around the world commem- the College said Sheffield Some black orated die life of Rosa Parks on Monday faculty left extremely unhappy and em- after her death at the age of 92 Here in bittered According to Sheffield tenure Gambier students and faculty had re- offers during this period were largely de- cendy convened in Olin Auditorium to termined by discussion within individual remember Kenyons own black pioneers departments and these discussions often in what Associate Provost Ric Sheffield focused on abstract notions ofwhether a called a birdidav party of sorts candidate fit in at Kenyon The presentation and panel discus- In 1992 Associate Professor ofEng- sion held on Tuesday Oct 17 at Com- lish Ted Mason became the first African mon Hour was an occasion to mark American faculty member to be tenured the 30h anniversary of black faculty at at Kenyon However A lason said that he Kenyon and for the most part it struck was not especially self- conscious about a celebratory note However it was his status at the time I certainly didnt also a time for discussing the Colleges have an ego- centered sense that I was progress in hiring black faculty and for making historyr he said There had after taking a look at some sobering facts for all already been black faculty at Kenyon example the College granted tenure to a for almost 20 years though none had black woman Maria Kohlman associate been tenured professor of sociology for the first time By the mid- 1990s the College just this year had multiple tenure- track black faculty The morning began with Sheffield However all feelings of inequality have giving a presentation on the history of not been erased Kacherine Watson Kenyons sometimes uneasy relationship I think that as a woman of color the of a corn cob shed Jason Larson and members of the BFEC organize construction with the issue of race The first black stu- I have experienced Kenyon on one dents arrived at Kenyon in theeady 1950s level as a remarkably warm and won- renovate lodge among them Allen Ballard Jt 52 and Bill derful place and on another level as a Delta Tau Delta to Lowry Jr 56 both of whom now serve place where Im always aware Im one said some ther 06 Itll update our lodge and on the Board ofTrustees In the turbulent of three black women faculty BY CHARLOTTE NUGENT 1960s and it certainly needs user- friendly late 1 960s a time when Kenyon was also Visiting Instructor of American Studies EditorinCh- ief work in terms of fixing it up and make it a little more slowly toward becoming a co- ed and Womens and Gender Studies Sara making it a nicer place for the broth- To run the campaign the Delt moving Affin- institution the College hosted a civil Kaplan That means that I do sometimes In a few years the Alpha Delta ers that live there said Dan Kight alumni association has hired conference attended by the Rev feel that I have to work harder to prove Phis Ganter hangout may have 04 a member of the campaign ity Connection Inc a State College rights and other activists myself be clearer about my authority some competition for spiffiest fra- planning committee Wed like PA- based company that specializes Jesse Jackson While actions like these were a start in die classroom and be more careful in ternity lodge in town to make it more of a multipurpose in raising money for Greek organi- and where I into conflict The alumni association of building because right now you zations Moritz said that the quiet the discussion of race integration situations come 1 was an abstraction It didnt involve with students the Delta Tau Delta fraternity is have group- only events out there and phase of the campaign began Oct confrontation said Sheffield Finally 2 currently in the quiet phase of a social events and things are kind of and will last around six months see FACULTY page Kenyons chaplain at the capital campaign to raise between crammed together The quiet phase is really tar- Don Rogan said time issued an ultimatum to the admin- 600000 and 1 million to reno- Kight said the lodges living geting potential large donors world istration hire black faculty or he would vate the Delts lodge on Kokosing quarters will be renovated and ex- Moritz In the fundraising Inside This In 1 969 the Black Student Un ion Drive A secondary goal of the panded Currently two students live you try to raise 30 to 50 percent of resign issued a declaration statingthat the lack of campaign is to create endowed in the lodge but the alumni associa- your goal in the quiet phase Then black immediate problem Issue scholarships for student members tion the buildings official owners you open it up and raise the remain- faculty was an which demands immediate attention and of the fraternity hopes to create room for more stu- ing balance Arabic Program Expansion p3 solutions I think theres a pretty broad dents Professor of Biology Emeritus After the six- month quiet The first black faculty mem- consensus among alumni we need Robert Burns the Delts longtime phase the Delts plan to ask all of Tour of the KAC p- 6 ber however was not hired until 1975 to get the lodge up to 21st- century advisor also said that the structures the roughly 750 chapter alumni to Thatprofessor was Kenneth Lee Bluford standards said JefTMoritz 86 the roof has never been replaced contribute to the fund Moritz said Twelfth Night Review p9 will take who taught in the English department president of the Delt alumni as- I dont think its going to in- that the campaign probably until 1979 Following Bluford several sociation crease our capabilities in any major see LODGE page 3 Ladies First swim meet p12 other black faculty members came and The lodge was built in the ways said Delt president Paul Gun 2 News The Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005 Faculty Making strides Dining Better food with AVT These days the procedure for diverse student body enhances the educa- CONTINUED from page 1 granting tenure has become far more tional experience for all students locally as well Last year 12 percent Currently each student pays systematic reducing the possibility of Following Sheffields presentation a proposal was unaffordable of all foods in the Kenyon dining 2950 peryear for board Although discrimination according to Sheffield faculty panel discussed dieir own experi- Moreover he said AVI seemed halls came from local sources this amount is lower than the cost of Nonetheless attracting and retaining a ences of being a minority on Kenyons more dedicated to involvement with Although this falls short of the board at many similar colleges and diverse faculty continues to be a chal- faculty Lowry shared an anecdote of students AVI had contacts with 217 Colleges goal of 30 percent the universities McConnell said Ken- lenge for Kenyon driving into Mount Vernon for lunch students he said Bon Appetit had Food for Thought program is still in yon is not planning to raise the fee Every liberal arts school not in a widi die College s three odier black faculty contacts with maybe 30 students its first few years and is still expand- Can AVI accomplish its goals major metropolitan area has the same members back when there were only four Finally he said the fact that ing Indeed Wells said some of the given the amount of money avail- problem said Mason Many of the On the way there they realized diat a single AVI is a family- owned Ohio- based measures AVI proposes are already able For the first semester abso- black faculty we want and wish to car crash had the potential to wipe out company will help truly facilitate in the works For example signage is lutely Klindera said He added that hire would rather on balance accept Kenyons entire black faculty They decided the Food for Thought program already being designed for Peirce to AVI has committed to work within other schools to teach at Mason said to turn around and drive separately AVI Vice President Mark Klin- make students aware of where their these parameters and that the cost diat many prospective minority faculty These days things have changed dera agreed that the use of local food comes from of board is up to Kenyon not decide against taking jobs at Kenyon for Theres now a critical mass of black fac- foods will be a focal point of AVIs AVI to decide the same reasons as their non- minority ulty on this campus said Mason The program He said one of the biggest Will the food improve McConnell said that there counterparts Other schools may offer challenge right now is to maintain diose changes that AVI will implement at According to McConnell Ke- might be an inflationary increase higher salaries for example or their sur- numbers and increase the presence of Kenyon is a greater emphasis on lo- nyon students can expect to see a next year and that if we get more rounding area may offer more job underrepresented groups He said that ta farms and local buying better quality of food come next deeply into Food for Thought that opportunities for spouses and partners beyond race those groups should include AVI plans to flash- freeze local semester when AVI takes over could impact to some degree what dian Knox County can provide Some professors of diverse ethnic and cultural produce at the end of the growing AVI plans to put a greater our costs are prospective faculty have felt that their backgrounds season and use it throughout the emphasis on international cuisine McConnell did not say quality oflife would be higher in a more Kaplan said that she believes it is winter months rather than relying and has promised to offer foods how much Kenyon will be paying urban area said Mason important to open up lines of commu- on frozen and canned foods im- from all ofthe countries from which AVI for their services that number However Mason believes that nication between all people on Kenyons ported from elsewhere Currently Kenyon students hail The company is still being negotiated Moreover there are steps that the College can campus something she believes the ad- Peirce has limited freezer space but also plans to provide better home- he said fees vary according to at- actively take to work towards its goal of ministration has moved toward in recent Klindcra said that after the building style cooking expanded salad bars tendance in the dining halls diversity Increasing diversity takes work years I think that the college has set some is renovated next year flash freezing and a wider variety of natural foods not only on the part of the administra- really great examples this year she said I will be possible cereals and vegetarian and vegan Employee concerns tion but the faculty as a whole said think that I would lose to see a set of He also said AVI would do a bet- options ARAMARK will finish out the Mason Faculty are charged with hiring students and interested faculty sponsor ter job oflabeling foods in the dining According to their proposal semester at Kenyon at which point faculty It takes a continued active ef- a series ofconversations for the campus halls Currently he said students are AVI will introduce a carte blanche their management team will leave fort in every hiring search community about what our role and our often unaware of what is local and service in the library atrium which According to McConnell the rest of Another area Mason thinks the responsibility is in creating a more socially what is not will sell coffee and graba- ndgo the employees in the dining halls will College needs to explore is the con- just and representative community McConnell expressed confi- items During the Peirce Hall reno- probably end up keeping their jobs nection between hiring patterns and CTiat lies ahead asked Provost dence that AVI will be better than vations next year these graba- ndgo However he said it is possible that curriculum A diverse curriculum may Greg Spaid at the end of the discussion ARAMARK at purchasing local items will be incorporated into the AVI may not need as many employ- offer greater opportunities for attracting This issue will never be seeded I dont food He said the College provided meal plan during the lunch hours ees as ARAMARK has needed diverse facultyr he said The presence ofa thinkyou can create aquantitative goal for ARAMARK with additional money But despite these promises Everybody is worried that diverse faculty may in turn help establish hiring black faculty Well know when for buying local foods last year but some students express skepticism were going to lose our jobs said and maintain a diverse curriculum And weve met our goal when we stop asking ARAMARK did not use all of the that the food will actually improve one employee in Peirce who wished Sheffield noted that diversity is impor- the question when we dont have to meet money especially since improvement is to remain anonymous tant not just in faculty but throughout like this Im very optimistic about what Other people are not so sure that subjective Others say that even if Members of the human re- the College Hecited asurvey conducted Kenyon can do AVI will be an improvement howev- the food does improve students will source department met with dining this year by the Higher Education Bill Lowry 56 will speak on the er According to Wells ARAMARK continue to complain hall employees last night According Research Institute in which 94 percent topic Being Black at Kenyon in the has come a long way in the effort to At a recent employee Hallow- to Klindera the gathering was meant of Kenyon faculty respondents agreed 1950s on today 27 at 8 pm in the Pierce provide local food and the company een luncheon development office to be meet and greet However with the statement A raciallyethnically Lounge continues to make progress staff members sang a song beginning present employees were asked to fill ARAMARK uses almost 100 with the lyrics Go ahead n try out employment application forms local meat products Wells said hard readin all your comment cards Currently dining hall em- Our produce in season is bought lo- Youve got a group you just cant ployees have a union contract with October 19 October 25 2005 cal first and the menu is flexible to please You know AVI is in for a real ARAMARK However it is unclear incorporate food that is in season surprise Theyll get a rude awake- whether AVT will honor it If AVT Oct 19 1123 am Vandalismattempted break- in at the Cheeses jams and butter all ningWhen they take the lunch line does not honor the union contract Observatory come from local farms and ARA- oh the kidsll still whine employees fear they could face pay Oct 19 536 pm Fire alarm at RansomStephens Hall caused by MARK is in the process ofarranging cuts and loss of benefits among dust from carpet removal for all of Kcnvons milk to be supplied Costs other things Oct 20 704 pm Medical call regarding ill student at Manning IKI II It Sj It Hall student transported to the hospital K 4 i Oct 20 816 pm Theft of item from Peirce Hall storage closet Oct 21 125 am Medical call regarding ill student at Farr Hall College Physician was contacted 1 Oct 21 239 pm Hit and run vehicle accident outside McBridc OXFORD PARIS Residence Report filed with sheriffs office 21 Oct 21 748 pm Possible attempted theft of bicycle from Art Sarah Lawrence College at Sarah Lawrence College sponsors Sarah Lawrence College in This classical conservatory Barn Bicycle was returned Oxford offers students the two academic programs in Italy Paris provides individually training program is comprised 22 Possession Mather Oct 308 am of drugsparaphernalia at unparalleled opportunity to Florence and Catania Sicily crafted programs of study of a faculty of Britains most Residence work individually wirh Oxford The Florence program is with total immersion in the distinguished actors and Oct22 234 pm Theft of Kenyon Seal scholars in private tutorials well- suited to students at all academic artistic and social directors We offer Master Oct 22 235 pm Theft of cell phone from Norton Hall Report the hallmark of an Oxford levels ot language proficiency life of Taris Classes private tutorials education The SLC Oxford who wish to spend a semester or with faculty weekly trips filed with sheriffs office All courseuvrk is conducted in program is a full- year visiting an entire year immersed in the to London stage productions Oct 22 Theft of musical instrument from Chapel French students are required to 517 pm student through culture and history of this city participation in staged produc- program luive completed the equivalent of Oct 23 1251 am Unauthorized large gathering at Ganter Hall tions and choice of semester Wadham College of Oxford The Catania program provides intermediate level college French Persons were dispersed a unique opportunity for students or full year programs Studeius may emoll for either caused smoke proficient in Italian experience The program is offered in Oct 23 112 am Fire alarm at Crozier Center by to the fall or spring semester or the culture of southern Italy first- cooperation with the British from cooking the full year hand during a spring of American Drama Academy Oct 23 355 pm Suspicious activitypossible theft at Wilson semester study In both programs students Apartments live with Italian families and take Oct 23 936 pm Vandalismhole in wall at Hanna Hall courses taught by Italian faculty Oct 23 1013 pm Fire extinguisher discharged at Old Kenyon 1 Mead Way Bronxville NY 10708- 5999 Extinguisher was replaced Information Office of International Programs Sarah Lawrence College WWWSarahlawrenCeedtl Oct 25 828 am Fire extinguisher discharged at Old Kenyon 800 873- 4752 slcawaysarahlawrenceedu or visit us at 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BY ALISON BURKET Will OKeefe 07 said Ramahi stitutions Larger- scale changes up to million Staff Reporter makes an effort to give extra time will most likely not arrive until i to the students despite the fact that toward the end of the three years change CONTINUED from page 1 not The students in Kenyons she has to commute from Dcnison when we will have to evaluate Joel Gunderson who with his introductory Arabic course have each day the experiment and decide what I work a year do not envision any wife Margaret Gunderson owns a professor who spends only a few She comes to class 15 to 20 comes next happening until spring of 2007 Middle Ground lives across from hours on campus each day and they minutes early each day which makes Roman- Odio said The he said the Delt lodge on Kokosing Drive have no apprentice teacher AT a big difference said OKeefe Yet College has shown great inter- It is unclear exactly how much Gunderson heard about the capital But Professor Sadika Ramahi who he said he feels that the class is est in offering this important de- the group plans to raise Moritz campaign at a coffeehouse that teaches Arabic at both Kenyon missing out on what would with language clined to name the exact figure but the Delts held tor Kokosing Drive and Dcnison is leading efforts to any other language be several extra Arabic is dealing with a both Kight and Burns said that it neighbors at the beginning of the bring more cultural education hours of practice per week with a whole culture and civilization was between 600000 and 1 mil- year but he is not very concerned lion A teasibility study conducted about the prospect of more students i prior to the campaign suggested moving into his neighborhood the fraternity might be able to My chief complaints have i r raise about 600000 said Burns been when they drive well in excess j When we first started we were of the speed limit and that terri- r J hoping we could do a million but fies me because I have two small 1 the proressionals tell us thats not children he said And when they I V very likely to happen leave garbage in front of the house j i Though the College is for davs on end But theyve been itself gearing up for a capital cam- really good neighbors I hope they I paign neither the College nor pass that on to future classes of Delt the Delts anticipate a conflict in pledges asking alumni to donate to both The Delts believe that their campaigns campaign will also benefit the cam- As at any college fraternities pus as a whole The lodge is really and sororities regularly have fund- part of the College and we think of raising projects that they approach it as part of the College so its really their membership about support- a mutual help said Burns When I ing said Vice President for College go around to people I ask them to Relations Sarah Kahrl Past experi- support the College as well as the ence has shown that alumni support Delts I really dont think theres for Kenyon is not substantially any competition Burns added affected by alumni participation in that expanded living quarters at the an organization they were involved Delt lodge would help alleviate the with during their college years Colleges housing crunch Moritz said that the alum- Moritz said that the Delts ni have not approached neighbors on campus will be instrumental in about the project but he believes the fundraising campaign Well Katherine Watson that the renovations should not look to them to contact alums and Professor Sadika Ramahi teaching one ot her sessions disturb the Kokosing Drive neigh- ask them for money and they them- more classes and perhaps ATs to fluent speaker It is hard with a along with a language ex- borhood A lot of the work is go- selves will be asked to give to the the Arabic program small school without a lot of funds plained Ramahi It is just a huge ing to be inside the building not campaign he said I think theyll Currently Kenyon offers and professors who know the sub- window not even a window but would will something the neighbors be ambassadors if you Alumni three non- intensive semesters of ject said OKeefe a gate be concerned about he said The are always very interested to talk to introductory Arabic taught four Chair of the Modern Lan- She emphasized the grow- the lodge would function and use of students times a week by Ramahi This is the guages and Literatures Department ing importance of the Middle first year Kenyon and Denison have Clara Roman- Odio said she agrees East on an international scale shared and split the cost of a The growth ofArabic is limited by From economic to political full- time faculty member the fact that there is only one profes- cultural ethinic and religious Students explained that al- sor who is shared by two colleges issues its all in the Middle though Arabic is not an intensive she said East With a broader historical language the amount of work Arabic began as an experiment and cultural education she said expected of them in the class in the use of video conferencing students would be much more approaches that of an intensive technology said Roman- Odio prepared to go abroad course Kenyon and Denison received a Schr is hopi find Each person has a different Mellon Grant for using technology more available at Kenyon in the i M j goal in my class but they all work to enhance collaborative teaching future and is currently develop- very hard to reach it said Ramahi but the grant no longer pays for Ara- ing her idea to create an Islamic She said that more time spent bic The use of video conferencing studies concentration immersed in the language would was phased out and now Ramahi In order to acquire the week funds and necessary for Cally Haggcrty assist students in the difficulty commutes four times a support The Delt lodge on Kokosing drive of transitioning to a language This is a three- year experi- her own intentions Ramahi is with characters and grammatical ment in sharing the cost of a full- putting together a proposal that a i Did you Know tnat a u ounce oottietTrox structures entirely different from time instructor explained Provost includes small and larger scale Malt Liquor is equivalent to 5 those in English Gregory Spaid He said that he and ideas She hopes to bring in more standard drinks v More time experiencing the Denisons provost David Ander- cultural materials like childrens I if I s p language would definitely be ben- son are trying to improve both books and musical performers eficial said Kes Schroer 08 It is the quality and the availability of as well as perhaps expand to an model Friday the 29th Saturday the 30th a very rigorous program instruction in Arabic at both in Intensive language KFS Halloween double From 1- 5pm go on an excursion to Lynd Farm Feature in the Higley Audito- the Fruit Pick apples and pumpkins get on News Brief rium STARTING AT 8PM WITH the hay ride 3 or wander 1 Living Dead Land of the through the corn maze 2 2Night of the Living Dead Groups dance to benefit New directions EDM Halloween Party A Music Snacks and Prizes at the non- Alcohol event with 28 Kenyon Men Against Sexual Assault in association with the Epsilon Delta Prizes grand prize an On Friday October door will be a square dance in the I- and Funds sponsoring Pod in the DKE lounge in the Mu sorority Student Activities Gund Funds Fun Kenyon Smith and his square dance band and will Sponsored by the kenyon Film basement of Old Gund Ballroom The event will feature local caller Tom Society from to 11 Admission of 200 for individuals and 300 for couples will be and social board Sponsored by Social Board Adept take place 800 pm pm ooadis and the ladies of edm charged and all proceeds will be given to the New Directions womens shelter Jenny Lu SIGN UP ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF THE SAC BY 400 PM ON FRIDAY 4 OPINIONS The Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005

Needed a k fill ra r ex itih- Vf 1 Mr f Wgmscssmql p dialogue i i ft a i 2 about race 1 T h- Vw J t Cit-y Recent public discussions about AT V the history ofblack faculty at Kenyon re- to vealed the well- meaning uneasiness with which the topic of race is treated at the College On the one hand the discussions AT celebrated the people throughout many h1 I Kenyons history who have worked to to L form a more racially diverse college from Kenyon the first black student Allen Ballard 52 The now a trustee to the first tenured black Collegian man Associate Professor ofEnglish Ted Mason and woman Associate Professor Kenyon community can help EditorsinCh- ief of Sociology Maria Kohlman Willow Belden On the other hand M- son tenured until 1992 Charlotte Nugent ar wasnt and Kohlman was tenured poverty just combat childhood Editor Managing this yean A quick glance down federal poverty line Fot experts ried about AIDS Michael THE REV KARL STEVENS Vandenburg Middle Path reveals that Ke- in childhood povetty the income Father she said I know I will Guest Columnist Design Editor ntw yon does not yet represent the level fot poverty that the federal die ofAIDS But AIDS kills in years diversity ofAmerica that Dean Theres an old Simpsons episode has is far below kills Kevin Guckes government set what Hunger in days Worldwide ofAdmissionsandFinancialAid in which Helen Lovejoy the Rever- families actually need to get by so 60 percent of childhood deaths are Layout Staff Jennifer Britz hopes to achieve ends wife cries out Oh wont some- far below that families earning twice hunger related The number ofpoor Brendan Mysliwiec only 9 percent of Kenyon stu- body please think ofthe children that amount can fairly be thought of women who die in childbirth every Gilad Barlev dents are considered students Her mantra comes in response to a as poor Nearly half of the countys year is double the number ofpeople Arianna Herman ofcolor In an attempt to attract St Patricks Day incident involving children live in families who subsist who die in war more under- jgpresented stu- an intoxicated Bart stumbling across on the minimal income that consti- If Helen Lovejoys plea was News Editors dents the College has established Main Street The satire is aimed at tutes two hundred percent of the addressed to the material needs Dayne Baughman funds to subsidize their travel to a trend of imposing adult anxieties fedetal povetty line Thete are three of children it would be prophetic Megan Shipley campus This is an incrediblywelcoming about cultural norms onto children member families in this county who rather than satiric What about the place and ifstudents can here and taste that children Features Editors get something Americans Wont someone that no matter what their background is often do while ignoring the Oh wont somebody think about the children Jenny Lu they will come here said Britz material conditions that have There are real answers to Kirsten Reach Yet how welcoming is a campus that far greatet effects on the lives please think of such a cry real things to Opinions Editors encourages such students to attend and of children the children do Locally In tetchurch is then rarely talks about race in a public Oct 16 was the Chil- seeking blankets for fami- Mario Strahinov way We have never heard a serious drens Sabbath an annual Helen Lovejoy The lies since rising fuel costs Kathryn Chiasson discussion about why many minority event sponsored by the Simpsons mean that many homes will A E Editors students sit together at the round table Childrens Defense Fund be improperly heated this Ted Hornick in Peirce or why there are only three during which people of all faiths are survive on 6400 a year wintet Head Start needs volunteer black female faculty unless it was inside asked to seek justice for children At The effect of on children drivers and volunteers to read to Katy Cosse poverty a classroom Harcourt Parish three parishioners shows up in the schools There is an kids Theres a mental health levy on Sports Editor Perhaps its good that Kenyon spoke eloquently about the needs of increase in mental health problems Nov 8 Go and vote for it Call yout Charlie Kelleher is not hyper- focused on race perhaps the children they have worked with among school- age children Behav- representatives and the president and this allows minority students to get an Linda Legros who specializes in ioral problems are often tied to ne- demand that the United States con- Photography Editor education without constandy feeling early childhood development talked glect Poor children hear fewer words tinue its suppott of the Millennium Steve Klise like a politicized representative of their about local kids with developmental between birth and three years old Development Goals Help fund the Business Staff particular group However because needs with whom she works every than wealthier children do limiting yearly salaries oflocal health workers is Execu- school Bolivia the Kate Hellman the College actively recruits minority day Peg Tazewell who the their vocabulary in and theit in through Curamericas students and faculty but fosters few public tive Director of Knox County Head subsequent success in latet life group that Schumachet is involved Cory Anderson discussions of race the racial atmosphere Start spoke about poverty in the All of this takes place in Amer- with Phillip Miller at the College has the agonizing feeling of communities that surround Kenyon ica where we at least benefit from The problems seem overwhelm- Online Editor aparty at which no one knows each other and its effect on children Carol clean drinking water and available ing and we sometimes hold them at Ian Kerr- Dalton or the host Honest ifawkward dialogue Schumacher spoke about her recent health care In Bolivia a doctot who arms length The place where we about race is needed at Kenyon Well rake trip to Bolivia and the village she was summoned to a poor village by live and work is only miles from Faculty Advisors that any day over nervous foot- shuffling visited whete an entire generation of desperate parents lived among them daily struggles for sustenance This PF Kluge excruciating silences and the vain hope children has died from disease for months before seeing a child proximity means that we always have John Elliott that the portraits of dead white males in Many of the facts we learned smile In Zambia an Anglican priest the capacity to turn and know our Peirce dont overpower the newly multi- were shocking A fifth of Knox asked a mothet who slept with men neighbors and give aid to them and Copy Editors cultural decor Countys children live below the to feed het childten if she was wor to their children Cory Anderson Allison Burkct AiJeen Caldwell Karen Fainstein Laura Johnson Tim Miller Rebekah Morris Shelly Parver Due to editorial error the show times for last weekends Relatively Speaking were incorrectly reported Ayckbourn comedy is Relatively amusing Alex Roland Jeremy Sher Oct 20 2005 The show was performed at 4 pm Saturday Oct 22 and 8 pm Sunday Oct 23 not at 8 pmon Friday and Saturday Olivia Watkins Rebecca Yarbrough Due to editorial error the authorship of the article on womens soccer three weeks ago was misattributed Soccer runs the clock Oct 6 2005 The article was written by Daniel Ptagcr not Philip Edmunds The Collegian apologizes for any inconvenience caused by these errors

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where English nonexistent a younger age is an opportunity for With linguistic diversity increasing at is the dominant language encourag- As a result of their inability to American students and not a threat I such in another communicate it is not uncommon Bilingual education shouldnt func- i a fast pace an array of concerns ing students to continue I are arising about the role of language language at the expense of developing for frustrated ESL students in these tion only as away to help immigrant r in society and in education their English proficiency ultimately districts to be identified as having children adapt to American life it One response has come from places them at an unfair disadvantage behavioral issues or even learning should be an important part of all f the various advocacy groups that have when it comes to standardized tests disabilities Instead of viewing ESL students education v promoted English only education or college admissions students as handicapped we need This would not be an easy tran- in public schools English Only Because Mora moved to a to view them as students with di- sition language programs would be campaigns appeared in the mid- 80s largely Spanish- speaking community verse skills who have the capacity both difficult and costly to create x 7 and currently boast a multimillion her district did offer bilingual pro- to introduce American students to but would reflect an attitude that dollar advocacy group responsible grams and in fact much of her early new languages at the same time that acknowledges the realities of living in for passing legislation restricting the education was in Spanish When they themselves are learning English a global world America has a staunch use of other languages in at least 18 regulations changed however and Marianas fifth grade teacher Annma- reputation as a strictly monolingual BY ELLEN P1ERSON states students were no longer permitted rie Croswell says the kids at Wiggin nation and is one of the very last of 7 Columnist James Crawford of the orga- to take standardized tests in Spanish St have been really great Theyve the wealthier nations to be able to industri- Eduardo Vczzani is a first- grader nization National Advocacy for many schools accelerated English Just embraced Mariana and want to make such a claim In other alized far emphasis is at Wiggin Street Elementary school Bilingual Education believesthaf immersion for English as a Second learn Spanish words from her countries more the His mother is a professor of art at the census information is mislead- Language ESL students The expe- Do I think the only way to placed on importance oflearning is speak another language fluently Kenyon and he and his family re- ing With so many new immigrants rience of Moras two brothers demon- learn fluency in another language to cently moved from Chile to Gambier speaking languages other than Eng- strates this trend Although her older to learn in elementary school Yes Some Americans are waking International Eduardo did not know any English lish it is harder to appreciate how brother spoke primarily Spanish until says Croswell But English is the up to this reality as has when he arrived His older sister many earlier immigrants have be- eighth grade her younger brother did language of commerce in this coun- Studies instructor Kirstie Dorr used Mariana speaks some English but come fluent and often dominant in so only until fourth try and foreign languages are just experienced firsthand Dorr to teach bilingual kindergarten in is not completely fluent None of English he says Close scrutiny of While it is important for im- nota priority and thats part of the at a Oak- the Wiggin Street faculty members the new data suggests that the pace migrant children to acquire the problem For Croswell its an issue of a lower- income community in land The eventually are Spanish- speaking Without the of Anglicanization in this country skills they need to be competitive in what we value our kids learning California state cease help of Kenyon students who work has never been faster Crawford the American educational systems u As acollegeisophomore strug forced the school to teaching with the children Eduardo and promotes bilingual education as a the question that we need to ask as gling through my second year of a in Spanish partially due to pressure lobby but Marianna would be totally immersed means to offset this trend participants in this system is why is foreign language I m not convinced from the English Only I often before this ended middle in an English- speaking environment Given the current environ- proficiency in English and only Eng- Ill ever speak fluently think program class from other areas tried before they were ready ment in America however even lish the ultimate standard Generally wistfully of all the time and energy parents enroll their children in the district According to the 2000 census this solution can be fraught with speaking Moras experience ofbeing I might have saved by developing to earlier these values and 47 million US residents speak a complications for immigrant chil- encouraged to speak Spanish until foreign language skills a little With priorities shifting hopefully serious language language other than English in their dren Sophomore Esmeralda Mora junior high is the exception rather Contrary to the rhetoric of English in American schools homes While this group more than who moved to the Chicago area than the rule In suburban and rural Only the American educational instruction could be a real possibility doubled over the last 20 years the from Mexico at age 12 revealed the areas where there is less linguistic di community needs to acknowledge A return to orderly queues scramble systemchaos find safety in lines of us wait fruitlessly in line watch- kitchen quickly and conveniently in effect in Gund and not in Peirce and those us that head Peirce It would be nice ing as more daring individuals grab Would it be absolutely ridicu That way you scrambleites can go to can to have a little bit of a choice a tray and drop like a bird of prey lous to suggest that the scramble be Gund when you feel like swooping to into line There have been several occasions when I have almost put my elbow into someones quiche Thieves in the night a call for vigilantism as they hovered awkwardly outside your feet with every step as you trek Middle Path The thief left the bike the line waiting to slip in and grab the library unlocked behind a garbage can in food to One such experience here has front of Leonard Residence Hall The time it takes for one per- X brought bike theft to the forefront And so I hopped on it rode back son to step in front of someone else of my consciousness About 200 am and returned it and grab their fries stops a line of on Wednesday night a man peddled My story is not unique Mike more than 30 people The line then blithely through the freshman quad Dun ford 09 had a similar experience continues to grow even longer As where I happened to be talking with a only days before I saw a person I had BY ROB GALLOWAY this happens more people become group of friends He caught my atten- never seen before ride up to Middle Staff Columnist frustrated and head the way of the tion because he looked so absurd He Ground Cafe on what was obviously I fail to see the efficiency of scramble Its a vicious cycle that was about 5T0 portly and teetering my friend Lukes bike he said The Kenyons scramble system Ke- perpetuates itself and makes lunch on a candya- pplered bike that was cigarettes Luke had just bought were nyon is a community of roughly and dinner more stressful than they intended for a girl who is about 53 still tied to the back of it When he 1600 people and we must divide ought to be The seat was all the way up and he walked inside I took the unlocked between dining Either the line needs to be ourselves two BY EDDIE LIEBMANN looked like a clown bike and rode it back to Luke halls and a handful of restaurants dissolved or we need to abolish the Staff Columnist I knew the bike to be my friends This story is important because I do Peirce being centrally located is scramble system personally accountable Imagine the crippling hollow- because I had seen it many times be- we can finally start being for students not advocate the first option The the primary spot most fore and friend had told me that for ourselves and stop blaming the would ness that pools in your stomach when my to get lunch or dinner During the Kenyon dining experience for crimes you realize your world has finally it had been missing for two weeks townies our own petty peak hours of the day 1 2 noon to disintegrate into complete chaos crumbled Remember the last time What struck me however was that This is not only embarrassing for 1 for lunch and 600 Instead I think everyone should 00 to notsoquick- 700 handed pm the weight of this man had the audacity and or the the bike thief line you fought increasing pm for dinner the line stretches wait in College but it is embar- your eyelids and felt the cascading absent- mindedness to ride the stolen of Kenyon from inside the kitchen far out into Gund seems unburdened by As bike directly past the place from rassing and detrimental to the com I burn from your tumbling tears the dining hall these issues Now dont think whole you probably have realized I am which is was stolen thus maximiz- munity as a wait- is a number of people I have no problem with there greater I either talking about bike theft and its earth- ing the chances that someone would see two possibilities patiently in a queue The line who like the scramble system in ing recognize it we do it right get an organized I shattering consequences has been tested by generations of Peirce than in Gund rather think clever One day you are pedaling back I decided then to follow him crime infrastructure yet sassy is a result of the difference human society Those who arrive it simply I matching Italian suits to your dorm majestically parading back to wherever he was going nicknames first get their food first Why dont in volume Peirce feeds many more realisti- Gambier like a cross be- kept my distance realizing that a and a chop shop or more day than does Gund through we do the same at Kenyon Because students per cally stealing and resolve to tween Fabio and Lance Armstrong direct confrontation would surely stop of the scramble system Perhaps the scramble system like enshrouded in a lead to him speeding away or me stop marauding in the darkness in The next you are It seems however that only a is more effective than waiting clowns in search cocoon of 36 Northface layers the being humiliated and beaten up a band of desperate minority of the campus embraces line in Gund With fewer people gravel scoffing at you from under I followed him all the way down of little bicycles the scramble system while the rest it is easier to navigate through the 6 KAC Hie Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005 A peek at the Kenyon Athletic Center Construction scheduled to be completed before spring semester

including cardio circuit BY ELIZABETH DEXHEIMER pieces of SIBEX equipment training Staff Reporter and free weights The fitness room will include seven pedestals with televisions each machine can tune into It will be open for The way things are going right now it will be open at the everyone at all times start of next semester said Director of Facilities Planning Tom Varsity athletes will not be able to reserve the fitness space Leplcy of the Kenyon Athletic Center KAC currently under Lepley said They ofcourse can use it but the general community construction on DuffStreet has access to it at all times The architecture athletic resources technology and com- One clement of the building new to Kenyon students will munity avenues of the building are in place even with work still be the use of ID cards They will not be needed in all parts of to be done the building but will be necessary to enter the fitness room the Among its many features the KAC will consist of two vo- locker rooms and to use the different arenas and athletic resources lleyballbasketball arenas one for recreational use and one to However to see sporting events visit the cafe or just hang out in be used by varsity athletic teams The KAC will also boast four the facility ID cards will not be needed racquetball and eight squash courts a 200- meter indoor track a The overall environment of the facility is open and bright cafe various conference rooms a hot tub saunas extensive locker The six- acre roof and large parts of the walls of the structure are rooms a swimming pool a movie theater dance studios various glass allowing natural light to flood into the building making lounge and study areas and wireless Internet connection the atmosphere airy and light The bottom level main level and mezzanine level of the The design of the building was meant to be very open said KAC are designed to attract not only athletes but students of all Lepley When you walk in you can hear people in the track interests people playing tennis people working out Everything is open The design of the building is for everyone said Associate to each other Director of Facilities and Operation and Director of the KAC Lining the hallways near the varsity arena there will be a Doug Zipp I hope that it will increase student participation picture mural of Kenyons athletic history The walls display cases period We tried to put a lot of other things in here that will bring will change depending on the season to highlight different sports people down who normally wouldnt come Instead of Middle and academic athletic awards Ground you might come down here and have a cup of coffee Lepley and Zipp said they went to great lengths to make the Lepley hopes that the KAC will attract academic participa- building run efficiently installing as many energy- saving devices tion as well The multipurpose rooms provide a place where we as possible can conduct a lot of classes he said Vi c are trying to market The heating and cooling systems are circulatory so air is faculty to come down and take advantage of all the buildings constantly being recycled Lepley said All the units are rather resources We want teachers to come down maybe teach a class underground or behind the walls A heat wheel reuses heat ex- in the lobby haust so that less energy is needed to heat the building Technology will be a large part of the KAC Above the four The abundance of natural light will reduce electrical light indoor tennis courts will sit the Broadcast Video Lab which needed during the day The south side windows and skylights Zipp described as the audiovisual hub of the building Anything feature Oka- Solar solar panels which can be manipulated to that happens audiovisual- wise gets pumped into that room reflect the sun and heat that comes into the building A computer Integrating video into every venue was a big request tracks the suns movement so that no glare or extreme heat comes Audiovisual equipment is present throughout the whole through the glass This also cuts back on energy that would be building from the conference rooms down to the locker rooms needed to regulate the heat and light that would come into the Its not only for athletics said Zipp They can be used for building many things If you were in a video class you could come down In terms of construction the largest project left to complete here and use the editing rooms is installing the various floors and surfaces However Lepley and To attract all students the building was built around the fit- Zipp are confident that the KAC will be ready for coaches to move ness area The 12000sq- uarefoot open room will consist of 160 into over winter break All photos by Steve Klise

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i 8 Arts The Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005 Ayckbourne Speaking to audience about love and doubt heard laughter from the audience at two phone calls decipher Wonkas factory mention that such Ayckbourne uses the BY JOHNNY SADOFF attempts to not to man tense twist and the calls the number is diet Phil- StaffWriter every turn miscommunica- large of expensive Ginny on a Ayckbourne cleverly fraught relationship ofSheila and tion bouquets of flowers and a strangely large uses these artifacts to suggest that some- lip to beautifully counterbalance the This past weekend was filled The first thing one heard before pair of slippers he finds under the bed thing is awry young youthful freewheeling relation- with misunderstandings deception a single piece of dialogue was Meanwhile the Wil- ship of Greg and Ginny And when and lies perfect themes for visiting spoken was pop music The lows a comfortably middle- Greg arrives at the Willows thinking parents When youre in love you audience was effortlessly and class middle- aged cou- hes at Ginny s parents house much want to trust your partner Its human immediately placed in the ple Philip played with a confusion ensues only to heighten with nature And when you are madly atmosphere of the 1960s realistic range of emotions the appearance of Ginny and several headov- erheels in love youre willing to Set in London and Bucking- by Andrew Barnes 09 and cases of mistaken identity accept nearly anything But too often hamshire England the play v u Sheila played with a stand- While the tendency of comedy nothing is what it seems and the forces opened in die flat of young out performance by Justine especially British comedy is to go over ofmistaken identity and misrepresenta- Greg and Ginny Kenyon Lacy 07 are in the midst the top Proctor made sure that didnt tion can blind you This is true in Alan students could recognize of one of the routine days happen here theres no screaming Ayckbournes play Relatively Speaking immediately the cramped i born of a long contented slamming doors or completely outra- quality that invaded these relationship gardening geous antics merely youth meeting old performed this past weekend in the Y Horn Gallery two characters lives Greg tea on the patio reading age in a humorous situation Relatively Speaking is not a first- was played with touching the newspaper and avoiding The entire ensemble especially rate farce But for a comedy with only humor and perfect timing Agnese Mclbcrdc church Lacy gave stellar performances Ack- 06 and Alan four characters it was raised to the by Craig Getting 08 and Julia Bright Moran Craig Getting 08 star in Sheila toys with Philip bournes spot on observations in the Ayckbournes Relatively Speaking heights of door- slamming silliness Ginny who at times lied and dropping remarks into the form of wickedly clever dialogue com- Directed by Bob Proctor 07 the play manipulated was played with loving He also questions an address scribbled conversation suggesting a secret and bined with the performances made the skipped smoothly along from one witty sympathy by Julia Bright Moran 06 on a pack of cigarettes and a stash of perhaps younger admirer while vehe- show a nice way to escape the drizzling line to the next and was hilarious You As the play opens Greg woken by chocolate large enough to fill Willy mendy denying the existence of any rain of the weekend Three Halloween movies scare shock and entertain t BY LESLIE PARSONS land dir John Pieplow 1998 The brilliant film that takes the This struggle enhances the scare- factor tion to comprehend the plot but StaffWriter starring Twisted Sister frontman runner- up position in my list is a ofthe filmoE bum Li u a jiii leaves out enough information to Dee Snider While Snider is scary recent one holding its own with the Though Ive had many years of allow the viewer to piece together Halloween for Kenyon College in his own right his portrayal of horror heavyweights The Ring Gore experience with laughing off films possible theories motives and students is difficult Most are too the psychotic and sadistic internet Verbinski 2002 opted out of using that might scare the majority of oth- murderers Session 9 is filmed in old for trickortre- ating it is too stalker Captain Howdy is perversely blood and guts to scare its audience ers there is one film that frightens Danvers State Hospital a place cold to go out and party and we are frightening The film also features Instead suspense and psychological me at the mere mention of its name that is purportedly haunted in too far from any cities to enjoy the Robert Englund more commonly scare techniques leave viewers terri- Session 9 dir Brad Anderson 2001 many scenes actors are portraying Halloween festivities Fortunately known as Freddy Krueger from fied and paranoid By making the tops my list ofscary movies The film genuine fear we can still partake in one of my the A Nightmare on Elm Street hor- core object offear in the film a movie tells the story ofan asbestos cleaning While movies from the Scream favorite Halloween pastimes the ror films itself viewers are subjected to horror crew that face frightening goings- trilogy and other similar films are Horror movie marathon If you are The movie features a plethora of in every second on while working in an abandoned safe bets I would highly suggest planning to host your own here are gross- out scenes as Howdy indulges David Dorfman plays Aidan insane asylum investing time in finding films this a few of my personal favorites They in piercing fetishism on his victims Keller a young victim of the dreaded The cinematography is crafted Halloween that go above and beyond are guaranteed to frighten delight Snider and Pieplow explore a con- tape His performance as a child emp- in such a way that the film seems the average horror film Watching and make you sleep with every light troversial horror beyond the visual ty ofany type ofchildhood innocence very realistic with an almost home movies with a group of friends can in your dorm lit gruesomeness of the film challeng- is haunting As the film implores us video quality to it There is also an be a great way to scream away those At the bottom of my top three ing the viewer to consider Howdy s to sympathize with him his almost intellectual element to the film mid- term frustrations but be sure list would be the cult favorite Strange motives and behavior demonic quality pushes viewers away it gives you just enough informa not to watch alone fKffffta

alive have barricaded themselves in a a zombie is to destroy the brain involving satanic rituals for their Charlton Heston stars as Mike walled- offcity surviving in skyscrapers The zombie horror genre has unborn child Vargas Mexicos chief narcotics officer if K I while anarchy rules the streets The been so overdone lately that it is easy What makes Rosemarys Baby He is in Mexico on a honeymoon with it humans find themselves threatened to forget just how good Romero is at it such a scary film is not violence and his American wife Janet Leigh There by both revolution within their city Night ofLit ing Dead shows Romero at gore there is very little but rather he becomes involved in an investiga- and the evolving army of zombies just the top ofhis game and at the time it the pervasive atmosphere ofdread and tion into die murder of an American outside came out it reinvented horror movies paranoia in which Polanski envelops official putting himself and his family Romero as usual works a litde in many ways The film is intelligent the entire film He is a remarkably in danger Welles stars as Hank Quin- bit of incisive social commentary into creepy funny and most of all down- skilled director especially when it lan a corrupt American cop if his film but dont worry at heart this right scary Again there is some social comes to creating uneasiness and a Welles Citizen Kane was sadly movie is all about the zombies and commentary in die film for those who sense of foreboding Even at die be- underappreciated in his own time but it delivers plenry of good gory fun want it but its also great fun to just sit ginning when Rosemarys neighbors his films have come into great acclaim The cast includes John Leguizamo back and enjoy die ride seem so friendly theres always the since his death and rightly so He was Simon Baker Dennis Hopper and sense that something is slighdy oft The ahead ofhis time employing filmmak- moviesvanoocom Asia Argento with cameos by Sbaun Rosemarys Baby performances are also worth noting ing techniques that would become What about the boy Mia Farrow gets of the Detids Simon Pegg and Edgar Sarurday 1028 800 pm especially diose of Farrow and Gor- standard after nis deadi spooked in Rosemarys Baby Wright Emd ofthe Dead is intelligent After the zombie gore- fests on don who won an Oscar Rosetnatys Touch of Evil showcases his im- enough not to insult viewers but Friday night KFS brings you a differ- Baby remains one ofdie creepiest films pressive technical abilities such as Halloween Double Feature Romeros focus is clearly on providing ent kind of horror on Saturday night ever made its intelligent well- made the extraordinary threem- inutelong Land oj the Dead 800 pm simple laughs and scares and thats a Also released in 1968 Rosemarys scary and will stick with you long after unbroken opening shot as well as his Night ofthe Living Dead 1000 good thing Baby is arguably the greatest film by you see it adeptness at dealing with themes like pm Land ofthe Dead is followed noted director Roman Polanski JJie loyalty and betrayal in ways that most Friday 1028 by the film that created the zombie Pianist Rosemary Mia Farrow and Touch ofEvil directors are incapable of He also rampage genre 1968s Night oj the her husband Guy John Cassavetes Wednesday 1 12 10 1 5 pm delivers an impressive performance as This Friday the Kenyon Film Living Dead This film shows us the move into a new apartment in New KFS starts a week of classic film the despicable Quinlan Touch ofEvil thriller Society presents a special Halloween beginnings ofthe zombies takeover as York where diey meet a very friendly noirs with Orson Welles 1958 film is a grittv entertaining that event featuring the films oflegendary the dead are mysteriously brought back elderly couple Ruth Gordon and Touch ofEvil Originally relegated to will keep you on die edge of your seat horror director George A Romero to life possibly due to radiation from Sidney Blackmer But soon enough B- movie status after the studio took as well as an influentiil film whose ef- re- fects still be in First up is his 2005 comeback film a falling satellite A group of people suspicious things start happening the film from Welles and edited can seen contemporary Land of the Dead The film starts are trapped in a farmhouse and try to When Rosemary becomes pregnant it Touch ofEvil has been restored to cinema with humankind having been all but fi nd a way to escape the area before it is she slowly conies to believe that her his original vision in recent years and Smith overtaken by zombies Those left overrun Naturally the only way to kill neighbors may have devious plans recognized as the classic that it is Jison Thursday October 27 2005 The Kenyon Collegian Arts 9 Shakespeares silliest and sweetest Feels like making love very early on Griffin Horn 09 initiated and musical stylings were fresh and impres BY HANNAH FENLON BY LOREN BONDURANT Feels runs a warm emotional and the first act as the lovesick Orsino creating sive as he easily exerted his power to steer StiffHriter StaffWriter rhythmic gamut There is a wild nature a character subde chami who struck schemes such as Malvolios Dermoid of a Todd at work throughout that is best shown Dont you hate those pesky love nice balance with die others 06 humiliation This scene in Act II was A number of intricate expansive in the masterful Purple Bottle which have triangles Of course But you ever Midway through theopeningact we without a doubt one of the shows high tracks compose Feels the seventh album sounds like the band was let loose on experienced a- lovejiexagon What if it were introduced to the hilarious duo ofSir points Maria pens a letter from her mistress from released last a mountain range or a water park included cross- dressing sword- fighting Toby Belch Russell Sherman 06 cousin to Malvolio and leaves it for him to find as week on FatCat Records Its songs drip Whoopingvocals and cascadingguitars and even a tew musical numbers None the Countess Olivia and Sir Andrew Sir Toby Sir Andrew and Feste look to on with catchy refrains give the song a gen- could explore this web of conflict better Aguecheek Tommy Peter 08 suitor to The combination of the trios run- inviting melodies and erous and frenzied than William Shakespeare whose farcical Olivia Thetwohadanobviouschemistry ning commentary with Dermoids dy- strong recognizable quality that contrasts this comedy TwetfNigfjfVi3s performed and were completely on point with their namic delivery of a soliloquy regarding rhythms but Feels sur- with the reflective weekend in the Bolton Theater Directed physical humor throughout the show In the identity of his admirer was fantastic passes conventional unfamiliar sound in by Professor ofDrama Tom Turgeon the a constant state of intoxication they were In fact it was in these group scenes that we classification through the following Bees light- hearted and disorderly hilarious bits such witnessed the shows best comedy was in as Auguecheeks moments Act its veiled sensitivity The chimes and pi- well- received by students and families botched seduction of the gendewoman Ills well- executed fight scene between and sheer weirdness ano set to ethereal alike IariaErinEllingwood07inAaL Antonio Drew Schad 08 and Orsinos Animal Collec- background vocals Scene II introduced the audience to Soon afterwards we met Olivia guards Ryan Merrill 07 and Anthony tive consists of four and swell ingguitar in theshipwrecked Viola Eliza Hubenh 08 played with skillful versatility by Elizabeth Fischer 07 was a great display ofthe casts men whose band Bees describe a slow wearing an outlandish water- damaged Jacobsen 06 Her characters interactions physical cooperation In the final scene I names are privatejokes descent into an and gown complete with pieces ofdebris from with various love interests are spiked with found myself utterly absorbed as the actors Avey Tare foreign soundscape tac- caccouk her recent trials The costumes designed attitudesofpower demureness and blatant moved seamlessly to tie up every loose end and Looks weird sounds better Some songs feel by Professor Andrew Reinert were an sexual affronts All of these approaches Moving from mass confusion to the cheer- The men met at school vigorous and hardy immediate indication ofdie oddness and were thrown unmercifully upon Viola ful and believable reunion ofViola and her through a mutual interest in bands like whereas others are extremely delicate pure fun to come Another indication masquerading as Orsinos gendeman Ce- twin brother Sebastian Stephen Ellis 08 the Grateful Dead Animal Collective and require more deliberate listening was the use of musical accompaniment sario Hubenh as Viola gave an honest the cast was superbly in synch attracted mainstream attention with Guitars mimic cricket chirps in the As the first the season the musicians organist Andrea Daly 06 unaffected performance highlighted by production of an energetic and ppp- dusky Daffy Duck where echoes and and percussionist Kate Gunby 09 under- her reactions to Olivias advances and her in the Bolton Theater Twelfth Night oriehted album released in May 2004 ephemera bring the listener to the edge scored the action nicely and added much comical aversion to a sword- fighting chal- definitely exceeded expectations Each Feels is similarly full of fresh focused of a dark and cavernous precipice The to the shows production value lenge by Sir Andrew late in the last act actors interpretations not to mention songs but it grants the listener more ensuing song Loch Raven explores As is thenature ofTwelfihNigljh first The second and third acts were very the amount of physical action and col- room to breathe and seems less struc- the depth in which lilting graceful act the action seemed to take a little while lively the main highlight being Feste the laboration amplified the silliness of the tured than the groups previous effort vocals and the electric gleam of the to get moving Bur the cast did a marvelous fool with his amusing elfin shoes and text Shakespeare addicts as well as those However their music remains assured synthesizer are differentiated by husk job at exposing the somewhat confusing jingling bells played with wit and timing attending just for a night out were not and playful exhalations and rolling background relationships between the plays characters by Nick Petricca 09 Petriccas comedic disappointed Did You See The Words begins drums Feels ends on a celebratory note with muffled giggling guitar strums in Turn Into Something with cooing Ubu boggles provokes and delights and light piano set to a snapping drum and billowing vocals a tribal drumbeat rhythm Tares impish vibrant harmo- and Tare extolling the sweet goodness BYKATYCOSSE in Kenyons drama department this is a entirely sure why AEEditor bold move Warkins said offinding that dynamic nies soon give over to a swell of guitar of an indiscernible something The Though me first play ofthe trilogy is that the fine line between making the and a burst ofbass drum Feels is more a howling zen- like arpeggios and muted Its really fun to play someone who clearly the most famous Basile chose Ubu audience feel this is OfC or this is really group undertaking than the acoustically- piano rolls that conclude the album has absolutely no positive qualities said Enchained for its investment into the char- kind of disturbing was the hardest part minded Sung Tongs which was wholly produce a sort of musical satori Animal Col- Ryan Merrill 07 of his upcoming perfor- acters The characters are so childish and ofme rehearsal process The first scene sets rhe project ofAvey Tare and Panda Bear The new effort from mance in this weekends Ubu Enchained As the logic so bizarre its like theyre playing up rhe fairly sadomasochistic relationship The bands full power is established on lective is appealing and variegated The sub- Pa Ubu inAlfiedjarrys 19thcenturywork dress- up halfthe time between Ma and Pa Ubu and I cant tell the first track through warm bounding pervasiveness ofthe drumbeats and and force will satisfy the seasoned Merrill hopes to embody every grotesque We have made the arc of the story you how many times we re- blocked it percussion Synthesizers outdoor sonic even tracks like Loch fan Feels affirms the Collectives stereotype of humanity rolled into one in finding the humanity ofthese ridiculous Im going to have nightmares about sound samples cause AC Banshee sound todays highest echelon character overth- etop characters said MerrilL Pa the scene foreverf said MerrilL But it is an Raven and Beat to standing among musicians The last in a trilogy credited with Ubus actions are outrageous and so is his important scene The play is about their fuller and more organic of progressive professional sparking absurdist theater UbuEnchained logic but theyre caused by the same emo- relationship and finding the reconcilia- follows Pa Ubu aTurkish slave now royalty tions that drive any ofus tion of the relationship or as much ofa Symphony celebrates its 40th into the land ofFreedonia Jarrys spoof of As the wodd ofFreedonia spirals out reconciliation as you can have in this wodd students are probably unaware that 19 century France There having been of control Basile describes Pa Ubus reac- weve created BY WILL WONG Mount Vernon is celebrating its king ofvarious lands says Cait Warkins tions as finally on par with their stimuli As After a hectic five- week rehearsal StaffWriter bicentennial this year thus we are 08 Pa decides he wants to tryout slavery the Gaoler Clara Elser 08 is in charge of process Basile noted the actors have grown This Saturday Oct 29 2005 at performing an of the Warkins plays the ratherprorniscuousMa keeping everybody settled By the end so much and when you let them just run arrangement PM the R R Hodges Chapel song Dixie a song long attributed Ubu who she notes eventually buys into she says T literally come crawling up to Pa with it you get these bizarre hilarious things 800 Auditorium on the campus Mount to native- born Daniel Decatur Em- slavery aswell as longas there are various Ubu to tell him whats goingon By theend popping up Still he said Sometimes I Vernon Nazarene University cam- mett said Locke Interestingly and sunny seaside resorts nearby ofthe show I side with Ubu would sit in rehearsal cringingalitde think- will echo with the sounds of the October 29 the date of our perfor- Once in Freedonia Ma and Pa Basile felt the shift too In the first ing What have we created T pus Knox County Symphony as they play mance is also Emmetts birthday encounter citizens like freshman Ken two acts you really dislike Pa Ubu youre Ubu Enchained will be performed their 40th anniversary concert Violinists Leah Chodroff 07 Worralis Freeman 2 so obsessed with really rootingfor anyone elseon stage Later this Friday andSaturday at 800pjn in tlx The symphony led by Kenyons Jenny Lu 08 and Lily Moore- Coll freedom he joins the free army to disobey you start to root for him and Im not Black Box Theater own Professor of Music Ben 07 will all be honored student all orders becauseobejingorders is slavery very Locke has much in store for its audi- performers in the symphony that is Apparently havinga name is too enslaving ence that will keep them captivated comprised of residents from all across Worrall added so the three freemen go 28- and surely take their breath away Knox County without them Movie Schedule for October November 3 My favorite of the pro- The symphony was founded The bulk of the time Anthony Legend of Zorro part gram Well all of it says Doc Locke in 1965 by Kenyons first professor Fischer 07 plays Corporal Pissweet the 420 700940 also at 130 on SatSun I am excited to be conducting Peter of music Dr Paul Schwartz What leader of rhe free army Hes certainly not Dreamer also and and the Wolf by Serge Prokofiev began as a group that had to recruit very high up on rhe Freedonia social scale 500 715 930 at 1230 245 on SatSun Though many consider it to be an talent from all over the state became Fischer comments but unlike the other Saw II educational piece of music for the a highly selective ensemble with per- characters he actually has power influence 530 730 930 also at 130 and 330 on SatSun way in which it characterizes various formers from Knox County and three thugs who do the opposite of Doom instruments and groups of instru- It is always a great pleasure wharever he orders Fischer comments 500 715930 also 1230 and 245 on SatSun ments in the orchestra it is virtuosic for me as the conductor to bring The action of the play follows his one- Country North in its difficulty Based on Lockes together people from all parts ofthe upmanship game with Pa Ubu as well as 420 700 940 also 130 on SatSun enthusiasm and obvious dedication Knox County community to create me disintegrating relationship between the Elizabethtown as he goes into his 22nd year of something that can be appreciated formerly royal couple 430 7009303150 at 100 on SatSun conducting the audience should by all says Locke Based on the Itsakindofplay Ive never seen done Wallace and Gromit anticipate quite the music spectacle longevity of the symphony it can be here and I never expected to see done also 3 10 on SatSun 510 710 at l10and The coming program has many assumed that the intimacy formed here noted director Chris Basile 07 Jarry The Fog other special treats that the audience by the symphony transcends into its was going against every idea ofAristodes 910 may not be aware of Most Kenyon audience as well As Aristodes Poetics features prominently 10 FEATURES The Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005 Kenyon students recall expe- Sex the Country riences of London bombings An ode to spooning

BY KATE RAHEL people took the Tube London seemed to take it in stride StaffWriter The attacks were determined he said to be suicide bombings and were Balaban felt however that During the morning rush hour attributed to the Al- Qaida terrorist London should have been more ofJuly 7 2005 a series of four bomb network Two weeks after the initial prepared We always knew that attacks on Londons transport system bombings on July 21 four more public transport was the most likely killed 56 people and wounded 700 bombs were planted but failed to target he said Soon after Septem- others detonate on the British transport ber 1 1 there were reports ofpossible We went to breakfast and it was system sparking fears of a potential anthrax attacks on the Tube but no obvious that something wasnt right series of coordinated attacks Al- one seemeel to pay much attention recalls Nelie Zanca 07 who was though none were harmed in the to it studying in Cambridge at the time second round of attacks the idea Balaban also feels that 911 Our house mother told us There that London had become the central should have served as a warning to have been bombings in London I target of a prolonged campaign of the UK Having been Americas called my mom to let her know I terrorism was frightening The pos- most consistent and faithful ally I was all right and when she heard my sibility of more attacks remains think most people were aware that voice she just started to sob Every morning I wake up and we were a target he said L Alex Stoyel 08 grew up in Lon- check the BBC website to make sure Herzog was struck by the anti- BY HANNAH CURRAN don but was in Florida at the time nothing has happened said Stoyel Islamic sentiment that prevailed StaffColumnist of the attacks Because of the time As an American living abroad in England despite the calm atmo- difference the first I actually heard Zanca was most surprised by the sphere In a city with millions of Back when my mom still packed me loving notes in my badass about it was through e- mail when I British reaction to the attacks Com- Muslims people were surprisingly Lisa Frank rainbow- eyed panda lunchbox indeed back when my woke up said Stoyel People I knew paring the London incident to open to dismissing all Muslims as mother still loved me back when I wore flowered leggings with were asking if I was okay I was really September 11 Zanca said What evil he said Herzog encountered matching oversized sweaters and scrunchies every day with pride shocked and I immediately checked differentiated the British reaction this discrimination in the days after way back when I first studied American geography on my Map the BBC website and made phone from the American response was that the attacks of the Fifty- Nitty United States placemat I somehow formed the calls back to my family in London in London nothing stopped While Cabbies would tell me that conception that Ohio was located in the Midwest Silly me I even All of Stoyels family and friends were everyone was upset they werent they would no longer pick up Mus- thought so the entire 1 1- hour drive out here But the weather of the unharmed by the attacks panic- stricken lims he said On the street people past two weeks taught me an important lesson Gambier Ohio is Japhet Balaban 09 grew up in Herzog also found the British would make rude remarks at Muslim in the g damn Arctic London and was in Maryland when reaction to be calmer The atmo- women who wore fundamentalist Apparently autumn decided not to show up this year hustling the bombings occurred After find- sphere on the day of the bombings clothing Herzog overheard com- winter along early just in time for mid- semester depression season ing out about the attacks Balaban and throughout the following days ments including If they hate it so You know that low point of the parabola when you have absolutely had a hard time contacting his friends was unbelievably calm he recalled much here why do they live here so much work you cannot even fathom thinking about what classes and family back home The problem Despite the massive police presence and I wouldnt like living in Af- to take next term but you must turn in your sheet tomorrow result- was that the cell phone services were from that day on people went about ghanistan so I dont live there ing in a revelation usually around 200 am for me that nothing down for a few days so I couldnt find their business Zanca also reported that the has been accomplished because you wasted so much time thinking anyone Balaban said Luckily my Stoyel explained With the British media coverage was differ- about what needs to be done And when stress levels run high and friends and family were all okay London attacks Sept 1 1 had al- ent from that in the United States temperatures run low wc all need a little chicken soup Given the Matt Herzog 07 was abroad ready happened and the attacks in The British media didnt panic investigation of the food service right now preferably the kind for at the London School of Econom- Madrid had happened so it was less like ours did she said The more the soul My prescription for this sad epidemic of Kenyonitis Add- ics and was asleep when the bombs of a surprise He noted that Sept relaxed coverage made the continu- ing spooning to your daily rolitine went off For me the underground 1 1 occurred on a much larger scale ation of normal life much easier I Other than insert your favorite expletive hero its so diff- was already a creepy place before and was more surprising and shock- felt a lot more comfortable like erent cuss word cold outside the most constant comment in our the bombs because youre hundreds ing because of the rarity of attacks things were a lot calmer explained hallways been I just want to cuddle with someone Of course you of feet below the street at some sta- in the United States London has Zanca There was no freezing up do dont worry its natural During cold winter months other tions said Herzog After the bomb- always lived with the threat of IRA no shock Life continued on pretty smarter mammals hibernate on top of one another to preserve body ings bike sales soared and fewer Irish Republican Army attacks so much normally heat Since parents paying our tuitions prevent us from hibernating in our dorm rooms and since we do not have fur Kenyon students already need added shelter to keep warm Twelve layers of clothing Kenyon Kribs are not enough Lose your inhibitions Follow your instincts Lets Community Advisors do it better snuggle In its form the specific and essentially a secondary to basic spooning performs BY JAMES MILLER fills her room with From the soft pink carpet non- sexual task of mental and physical health The glance toward pragmatism exclud- the Medusa- headed multicol- ored maintaining StafflVriter website the Spooners Tribe of New Hampshire defines ing any items she deems unneces- floor lamp and the sculpted extensive of it as a non- sexual embrace in which two or more persons lie back to All of my posters have conic sary storage space isnt a problem glass flow ers Molly has built her chest together as spoons do in your kitchen drawer Other from places Ive seen or things Ive Instead Molly fills the room with own anti- stress sanctuary und as fitting vocabulary includes spoonecs or those who prefer the done explains Molly Flanagan warm fighting and plenty to look at a Community Advisor her main- important position in which they are embraced from behind and spooners 07 as she stands proudly within Theres not a lot of cinder block tenance of this cheery atmosphere or those who prefer to do the embracing themselves Those lucky the pastel dominion she has so space she adds pointing toward allows her to be accessible to her enough be ambispooniterous assume the position of spooner or carefully created the walls residents to with impartiality I admit to being a spoonee myself al- Indeed the focus of Mollys spoonce though I am proud to say I have never sporked the dastardly deed room a single in Bushncll is of the male spooner providing a little extra persuasion to prpgress photographs Be it a colorful to forking collage on corkboard a cityscape But spooning provides a different and perhaps even more intense of picture frames buzzing on her i than sex Touch and warmth are senses enjoyed by the ani- bookshelves or the whimsical intimacy mal kingdom but curtailed by human society When young we love arrangement of bright posters i cuddling with and playmates Children are allowed to explore about her window the general parents touch and affection in a platonic way Growing up however does not reaction is an overload of visual kick out the need to be held Spooning nurtures the spirit much as sensations The infusion of bright curling up with your mommy did long ago Many groups recognize spring colors with a base in the this healing power resulting in arranged cuddling sessions specifically familiar fulfills Mollys goal to for HIV- positive people autistic children and senior citizens Its make her living space as homey I about retaining simple pleasures from childhood not seeking adult as possible entertainment Without worrying about protection your partners Despite her room s playful enjoyment or pregnancy you may lie in anothers arms engulfed in appeal to the eye Molly notes that the perfect comfort of hearing another heartbeat her design is mostly a balance of sMille Fork you skeptics I love to spoon aesthetics and functionality She THi

Thursday October 27 2005 The Kenyon Collegian Sports 11 Lords score against Quakers in first NCAC victory Geffen was named the NCAC soccer good because the guys are more BYERICKTAFT player of the week after scoring the competitive and have been in every Staff Reporter game- winning goal game so it is good for them to see a The Kenyon mens soccer team What looked like it would positive product so in that sense it has had a tough season filled with be a blowout by the Lords who is very important close calls and seven double over- dominated the first half offensively Senior captain David Palchak t rf TC time games After Saturdays game quickly turned into a nail- biter in 06 said that the victory was a pretty mm f V against Earlham College their hard the second half The Quakers tallied big win for us just for the confidence work finally paid off with their first their first goal in the 57th minute that it has given us We havent really

1 y j NCAC victory ofthe season beating The Lords were able to create close gotten a lot ofbreaks and it was nice r 2- 1 U U the Quakers calls offensively in the second half to finally get a few r1 The Lords took advantage of the including a breakaway by Miller This Saturday the Lords will fin- it v breaks able able ish 15 t they were given and were but they were not to connect up their season at home against 1 I to shine in front of a large crowd on The Quakers also had a few oppor- Hiram College Palchak said the weekend The Lords struck tunities to tie the game but great Lords chances to finish up their I parents 1 early against the Quakers when defense coupled with some key saves season and the seniors careers with Robert Schrock 06 set up a great by keeper Elliot Forhan 08 kept the a victory are excellent I expect goal by Rubin Miller 06 only nine Lords lead intact that Hiram will be sorry they ever 4 minutes into the first half Yoni Gef- The Lords record of 48- 4 1- 61 came here fen 07 added another goal another in the NCAC does not represent Coach Brown said Its a game nine minutes later by striking a ball just how close they have come to that we can win If we can play as that rose above the Quakers keeper victory against tough teams Head well as we did in the first half hour Ali Kittle who could not keep the ball out of Coach Chris Brown commented against Earlham wed be very con- Rubin Miller 06 heads the ball to defend the goal The Lords went on to win 2- 1 the net after initially deflecting it that the first NCAC victory was fident Swimming Ladies dominate Relay Meet Two losses for field hockey second ahead of the Big Red 09 Hurd Connors and Korman BY CHESTER LIWOSZ cThe next event fdr the women represented Kenyons best and lead as season nears close Staff Reporter was the 200- yarc backstroke relay much of the event however they The Kenyon womens swimming where the all- 09 team of Brittany lost the win on the last leg relegating BY HILARY GOWINS team began the season on Saturday Hurd Melissa King Carolyn Barer the Ladies to a second place finish in St iffReporter with a roaring Kenyon hosted and Wise fought with Denison to 15014 start After losing their past two conference matches against Denison University the traditional NCAC Relay Meet another exciting finish The Ladies T thought it was a great confi- 2- 0 and the College of Wooster 3- 0 the Kenyon Ladies field hockey team which the Ladies captured with a finished n 15150 three tenths of dence builder for us especially since 9- 7 has a different outlook on the end of their season score of 162 six ahead of sec- a second short of Denisons winning we came in second in this meet last points The Ladies came into their match against Denison 7- 9 last Thursday time season said Connors We proved ond place Denison University ranked fourth in the conference The last time the Ladies played the Big Red We were especially pleased The Ladies came back in the how determined and how much they were not on their toes and fell 2- 0 This time they made some adjustments first- swimmers next event the 200- yard breaststroke desire we have This makes me fully to see how our year but the Ladies fell by the same margin handled their first intercollegiate relay Connors took the lead from the confident about the rest of the year Co- captain Kate Flinner 06 said I think the game was better than the said Coach and teammates Mandy Cole 06 Allison Coker and Rachael competition Assistant start first but we made a few mistakes on which Denison capitalized This loss meant Williams Miller 06 and Allison Smith 06 simply dominated the Amy Heasley Some of Jennie Johnson that Kenyon was then sharing fourth place with Denison relays even beat their upper- class 08 extended the lead to bring Kenyon 1500- meter freestyle relay with an their Last Saturdays match with Wooster 8- 7 also proved fatal for Kenyon and Throughout the day a win with a time of20804 amazing time of 154716 Next counterparts they lost 3- 0 Though the Ladies had many shots on goal the problem again speed and excite- In the 500- yard freestyle relay Miller Coker Kara Stiles 09 and we saw glimmers of was finishing Although the team came out and played a very strong first half and swapped the took the 400- yard IM ment for the chance to race Kenyon Denison Connors Woosters attacking offense proved to be too much af- lead a number times In the end relay in the same fashion clocking Setting the pace for the of The Ladies are now in fifth place in the NCAC Their last regular season the Wise the Kenyon team ofAlyssa Toran 08 40882 nearly ten seconds ahead of ternoon team of Jessica game will be against conference opponent Earlham College on Saturday at Randall Kate 06 and the 09 Jessica Connors 07 Danielle Katie 07 Coker competition Earlham Rebecca Allison 07 over In the 200- yard freestyle relay Korman 06 and Elizabeth Carlton prevailed Flinner said We have this whole week ofFfrom games so we can really focus 200- yard medley relay the Big Red with a time 44440 the all- 09 team of Carlton Wise 09 won the in practice for our last game against Earlham We are still hopeful for a chance to The Ladies A narrowly beat The Ladies sought to continue Stiles and Tracy Menzel swam a team get a spot in the post- season tournament so our objective for the game against finish their domination in the 200- yard 14074 but trailed Denison Denison in an exciting scoring strong Earlham is to completely dominate the match and score as much as possible a time of 15085 merely a quarter butterfly relay Adrienne Amador the entire race to finish second Kenyon Ladies have shot at conference playoffs i r I I r t r c I An little more importance than usual Kenyon responded early in the shots during the game compared to in the nrst hair wnen sam scnoney uy BY DANIEL PRAGER Denison and Kenyon were tied atop second half with Amy Kessler 09 Kenyons 12 giving the Ladies their connected with Kessler to tie the game Reporter Staff the NCAC standings and the game scoring her fourth goal of the season first loss in the NCAC this year with two minutes left in the first half back from the Quakers goals came off Denison is always an exciting had playoff implications Denison which makes her the team leader in The Ladies bounced Both of the loss Saturday when they beat direct kicks in the first The second game and this one is no different struck first scoring in the 23rd minute goals Three minutes later Denison on remained scoreless and the said Head Coach Kelly Walters of off a corner kick going into half time grabbed the lead by scoring on an- the Earlham College Quakers in over- half game held a 2- 1 lead late into overtime the Ladies soccer team in response with a 1 0 lead other corner Denison recorded 18 time The Quakers went The Ladies only used two min- ot the game against Denison on of overtime to send the Quakers Oct 19 The team who wins will have utes home with a loss Schoney scored her a great opportunity to finish as a high first goal of the season On Saturday y seed at the end of the regular season she the for the Ladies With The Ladies soccer team lost to won game the win the Ladies seemed poised to Denison 2- 1 on Oct 19 in a battle be- X beat Oberlin and secure a spot in the tween the two teams atop the NCAC four- NCAC playoff The Ladies bounced back on Oct 22 team The Ladies dropped to 5- 20 in to defeat Earlham College in overtime the NCAC Oberlin struck first in On Oct 25 the Ladies suffered a the game scoring in the 37th minute setback against Oberlin Three minutes later Nora Cole 09 With one regular season game scored her third goal of the season on left the Ladies could make the playoffs a stellar individual effort With eight for the first time in school history To minutes left in the game Oberlins ensure a spot in the four- team playoff Anna Beeke sealed the Ladies fate the Ladies must defeat Allegheny Col- In order to secure a playoff spot the lege on Oct 29 Ladies must win on Saturday against The DenisonKenyon rivalry has Katharine Watson The Ladies lost the match 2- 1 Allegheny a long history but this time it held a Amy Kessler 09 rushes to the ball to beat out her opponent from Denison 12 Sports The Kenyon Collegian Thursday October 27 2005 Lords battle Bishops to remain at top but fall short NCAC loss for the Lords this season running back Javier Arbolaez 09 out for the rest of the season Quar- who also led the Lords in receiving BY CHARLIE KELLEHER who only have three games left in who averaged over eight yards per terback Rafael Sanchez 08 threw for yards said We need to make big Sports Editor their season The Lords are now in a run for the game scored a touch- 107 yards on 9 for 21 attempts and plays when we have the change I This past weekend the Kenyon three- way tie for second place in the down on a one- yard run During the led the Lords ground game with 138 think well learn from this past game College Lords football team 3- 4 3- 1 conference with Ohio Wesleyan and second quarter the Lords lost a sig- rushing yards a team high recognize our mistakes and finish the North Coast Athletic Conference Wittenberg University nificant part of their offensive pack- It was not until the fourth quar- season off strong lost to the Ohio Wesleyan University OWU was in control for the age when Alby Coombs 07 injured ter that the Lords scored again this Several things hurt the Lords Battling Bishops 5- 2 3- 1 NCAC majority ofthe game and at halftime his foot and was not able to return to time by a 46- yard pass by Sanchez in their attempt at victory including by a score of4l- 14 This was the first they led 28- 7 Right before halftime the game His injury could keep him to Teddy Bowman 07 Bowman four interceptions nine penalties and a sack We made mistakes that we hadnt traditionally been mak- ing said Head Coach Ted Stanley When the mistakes piled up the to effort dropped The Lords defense struggled as well having difficulty controlling Mi the OWU offense which had a total of 370 yards Defensive back Joey Furnari 09 lead the way in tackles with nine Furnari also caught the only interception for the Lords Ben Van Horrick 07 and Josh Cowgill 08 were right behind Furnari with eight tackles a piece Linebacker Will Lip- pert 07 came out of the game in the fourth quarter with an ankle injury another significant loss to the Lords He was unable to playfor the rest of the game f t The last three games of the season ate all conference games All three games are winnable we have the schemes and the talent to make it happen but the most important thing right now is to focus on Earl- ham said Stanley The Lords head to Earlham College this Saturday and then they play Hiram College the following Ali Kittle Saturday They will return to face Running Back Javier Arbolaez 09 breaks the tackle of an Ohio Weslyan defender as he charges up field in the Lords 41- 14 loss to the Battling Bishops Denison University on Nov 12 Meet the players Swimmers take second in meet Dan La Noue Twenty six time national champions face disappointment into the 200- yard backstroke re- an officials hand shot up in the York La BY LIWOSZ back to New City Noue CHESTER lay the Lords placed first again air signifying its disqualification BY CHARLIE KELLEHER Reporter says of post- Kenyon plans Ive Staff Bren- of Sports Editor Swimmers Irgens Travis This put Denison at the top decided wait least a before to at year The 26- time national cham- nion 06 David Dehart 06 and the chart of the 200 butterfly La is a defen- I consider graduate school During Dan Noue 06 pions the mens swim team met Duda worked together for the Kenyon was forced to settle for for Lords in the I to sive lineman the Kenyon that time city may try get with disappointment on Saturday win taking the lead in the open- second as Lords Luke Richard who has played for publishing or I may to work football team into try in the season- opening NCAC ing and then again on the last 09 Josh Mitchell 08 Matt Ja- I the team since he was a freshman A for a newspaper or magazine am relay meet held in Kenyons leg to finish first and clock in at cobssen 07 and Ryan Volsen 09 native ofNew York City La Noue is undecided at this point Either way Ernst Center The Lords fell 13792 swam a 1308 Im going to an English major try to Denison University 180- 148 The Lords continued the The team of 09 swimmers a focus get some of with on to with a margin created by the streak through the 200- yard Eric Dunn Dustin Schneider creative writing my writing pub- Kenyon mens teams inability to breaststroke relay Zarins Joey and Ryan Volsen tried to regain He has had po- lished wherever the for the Lords in r score in the diving events held at winning pace ems published in I can Denison It was a good the 1500- yard freestyle relay The Persimmons one On con- The NCAC relay meet is young team fell to Denison and liter- life start ofKenyons templating like no other during our season had to settle for second place without football ary magazines said Assistant Coach Amy Wil- David Duda Brennion Zarins and La Noue said DeHart06 My expe- liams of Saturdays event It is DeHart broke the mid- afternoon Ke- miss play- rience with Ill a traditionally fun meet for the Gosselar 07 Alex Stoyel 08 and lull for the Lords in the 400- yard the in nyon football ing game entire conference to kick off the Duda dominated the event as a IM relay taking the top team itself Ill miss has been trans- of competitive season Many of the team to win in 15332 spot With a time of 34348 the exhilaration formative said races that are swum at the relay A team of four members of the experienced team beat out T XT T couttcsv of Dan La Noue 1 and of La Noue was intensity meet hold little bearing on the Kenyons class of 2006 took top all challengers by far Duda and football because I know inspired to work hard every day to playing season to come except for the spot for the school but failed to DeHart teamed up again in the that is over never get better but most importantly once my career Ill hint of competitive spirit that win the 500- yard freestyle relay next event joined by Berger and be able that rush in to keep my head up no matter how to replicate shows both on deck and in all Duda Berger DeHart and Bren- Mitchell Together the foursome else I do bad things were to have faith that anything the races nion took an early lead against swam the 200- yard freestyle re- such close things would one day get better for Ill miss having Opening strong the Lords Denison but lost it to finish lay in 12753 which edged out La Noue My Kenyon football These degrees of friends added won their first event of the after- second in 41859 Denison faith have friends the are my commitment and stayed on team truest noon the 200- yard medley relay Kenyon suffered another On the whole it was a pret- because been with them with me throughout my four years at friends Ive Tom Irgens 08 Davis Zarins 07 event loss to Denison in the 200- ty good meet said DeHart We Kenyon and the values Ive learned through more bad times than good Andrejs Duda 06 and Jimmy yard butterfly relay As the team have been training a lot harder stayed bound on the field have helped me oft the times and yet weve Berger 06 finished in 13646 of Matthew Harris 09 Duda than in previous years The guys field as well together by a common dedication to well ahead of the competition Carroll Bullock 08 and DeHart posted fast times It was a good Im almost definitely going the program and to each other Carrying the momentum pulled fir ahead of all challengers start