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More than 500 students volunteer for Hunger Koonce placed on Coulter crowd Clean Up administrative leave kept in stitches at Sports | page 7 Dave Gilbert, senior assistant to the chancellor, will serve as Ultimate frisbee team acting Director of Athletics while qualifies for regionals Koonce is on leave. Obama's expense Koonce still officially holds his title, but there is speculation he will not be back. At least one source believed that Koonce's leave was temporary, and he would return to work. Calls and By Tim Prahl Post file photo text messages placed to Koonce's Sports Co-Editor cell phone went unanswered. [email protected] The Student Association released a statement Friday TheUW-MilwaukeeChancellor's afternoon praising Koonce for NFL draft recap Office placed Athletics Director the work he has done. "George's George Koonce on administrative efforts have resulted in an leave last Wednesday morning, unprecedented level of support, for a "personnel matter that from students, of $25 million to fringe | page 11 is confidential at this time," restore financial stability in the according to a statement released Athletic Department by building Interview with Paul by the university. an on-campus basketball arena," Sprangers of Free Energy Koonce, a former Green Bay the statement said. Packer who earned his Masters "At the same time, student **»«*. MM Degree in sports management leaders also approved the first Film reviews: Greenberg, from East Carolina University in operating budget increase for the Kick-Ass 2006, was hired by UWM just over department in over five years. one year ago after former Athletics Director Bud Haidet's retirement. See KOONCE page 4 Right-wing pundit Ann Coulter speaks to large crowd in the Wisconsin room Editorial | page 19 during her visit to UWM Tuesday evening. Post photo by Sam Hogerton

By Tom Swieciak Coulter, well known for her UWM, Post alumna News Editor sarcastic wit and relentless Texting while driving [email protected] lampoons of the American worthy of punishment Left, was introduced by local Security was high last conservative radio person­ wins Pulitzer Tuesday as renowned conser­ ality Vicki McKenna. Coulter Union renovations not vative author and columnist took the stage to a stand­ worth cost Ann Coulter gave a. speech to a ing ovation that lasted a full Rutledge honored for local reporting packed Wisconsin Room in the UW-Milwaukee union. See COULTER page 5 By Kevin Lessmiller summer of 2008," said Rutledge. Editor in Chief "That person called us and said [email protected] that the baby never should have been in day care that day because Raquel Rutledge of the the mother wasn't eligible for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel was Wisconsin Shares program. It just Second time is a charm awarded the Pulitzer Prize for lo­ sort of unfolded from there." cal reporting April 12 for her work Rutledge said she taught 2010 SA election results President and Vice President on a child-care subsidy fraud English in Japan for about a year • Travis Romero-Boeck and series. and a half after graduating from By Kevin Lessmiller Thursday. Angela Lang, ASAP - 446 Rutledge is a UW-Milwaukee UWM. While still in school, she Editor in Chief Romero-Boeck told the alumna, and she said that she also was very involved in athletics. [email protected] Post that his top priorities for At-Large Senator (10 seats) wrote a couple articles for the Post "I had a lot of fun at UWM. I next year are safety and get­ • Arrington Stoll, ASAP - 324 during her time at UWM. Rutledge played tennis on the tennis team. Travis Romero-Boeck and ting more students involved • Daniel Pesch, ASAP - 309 told the Post last week that she A lot of my memories are tennis- Angela Lang, who ran unop­ in the SA. • Daniel Stuebs, ASAP - 296 certainly was not expecting the related," said Rutledge. "I also had posed, were elected presi­ "Wewantto make sure UWM • James Stewart, ASAP - 308 honor to go to her. some really great instructors. It's dent and vice president of -students are safe on cam­ • Kristina Barth, ASAP - 328 "I was absolutely surprised, a great school." the UW-Milwaukee Student pus and near the off-campus • Michael L. Ludwig, ASAP - 310 because it isn't something you Regarding the print journal­ Association in last week's stu­ dorms," said Romero-Boeck, • Samantha Fernandez, ASAP ever expect. You don't even re­ ism field, Rutledge offered a piece dent government elections. SA President-elect. "We also -314 ally entertain the thought of it," of advice for aspiring reporters: 635 UWM students partici­ want the Student Association • Theo Bialk, ASAP - 304 she said. learn as much as possible and pated in the first ever online to be an organization that • Trevell Exum, ASAP - 302 Rutledge said that the series on don't be discouraged. Admitting SA election, which is about students can trust." • Alex Kostal, Independent - 365 child-care subsidy fraud, called it's a tough job market, Rutledge two percent of eligible vot­ Below are the 2010 SA elec­ "Cashing in on Kids," began with also said that there will always be ers. An initial attempt at on­ tion tallies organized by seat Business Senator (4 seats) a phone tip that ended up in her a need for journalists. She empha­ line elections was cancelled category and including politi­ • Brent Green, ASAP - 48 e-mail inbox. sized the importance of investiga­ April 7 due to flawed elec­ cal party affiliation, provided • Brent Johnson, ASAP - 47 "There was a tip from some­ tive journalism in print media. tion software. The second by the University Student • Nicholas Kadulski, ASAP - 49 body who was really upset about "Newspapers are rebuilding, attempt, using a new voting Court. • Nickolas McCall, ASAP - 50 a little baby that had been left in program, was held success­ See ELECTIONS page 5 a day care van and died in the See PULITZER page 6 fully last Tuesday through 2 April 26, 2010 News The UWM Post

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Editor in Chief Editorial Editor Advertising Manager Kevin Lessmiller Jason Kopplin Kurt Raether News Editor Production Editor Account Executive Tom Swieciak Josh Evert Joey Morgan Biden scheduled to speak March, fundraiser to be Asst. News Editors Multimedia Editor Stephanie Fisher at UWM Tuesday held May 1 Marly Fink Sam Hogerton Advertising Designer Tammy McCubbin Puzzle Editor Kim Sullivan U.S. Vice President Joe Biden is scheduled A march advocating good jobs for all, just Special Projects Editor Jonas Wittke Distribution to speak at UW-Milwaukee this Tuesday, April legalization in 2010, a stop to deportations, 27 at 11:30 a.m. Biden will be chairing a Middle and access to higher education will be held Jonathan Anderson Copy Editors Patrick Quast Class Task Force meeting to discuss Wall Street Saturday, May 1. The march will begin in front Lindsey Millard Alek Shumaker Fringe Editor reform and its important to middle-class fami­ of Voces de la Frontera at 1027 S. 5th St. on Jacob Schneider Dustin Zarnikow Board of Directors lies. The event is being hosted by the UWM Saturday, May 1 around noon and will end at Asst. Fringe Editors Sarah Hanneken Kevin Lessmiller Sheldon B. Lubar School of Business. Mitchell Park. A festival fundraiser will follow Trapper Schoepp Kurt Raether from 2:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. Or visit www.vdlf.org Web Editor Michael Ray Josh Evert for more information. Kody Schafer Burseth's e-mail hacked, Sports Editors Tim Prahl Jimmy Lemke Business Manager Kim Sullivan false resignation declared Tim Prahl Simon Bouwman Simon Bouwman Spring 2010 Post election Somebody gained access to UW-Milwaukee Student .Association President Jay Burseth's results UWM e-mail account last Wednesday and sent Last week, the staff of the UWM Post elected Phone:(414)229-4578 SHIPPING ADDRESS MAILING ADDRESS out a message to a small number of people de­ Advertising Manager Kurt Raether as its next Fax:(414)229-4579 2200 Kenwood Blvd. Union Box 88 claring Burseth's resignation from the position. [email protected] Suite EG80 UWM P.O. Box 413 Burseth sent an e-mail from his personal G-Mail editor in chief. Raether will take over for outgo­ www.uwmpost.com Milwaukee, Wl 53211 Milwaukee, Wl 53201 account later that afternoon to the same recipi­ ing editor Kevin Lessmiller this summer. Also, ents, stating, "I want to be clear that I have not three new members of the board of directors and will not resign from my position." were elected: Josh Evert (production editor), THE UWM POST has a circulation of 10,000 and is distributed on campus and Kim Sullivan (advertising designer) and Tim throughout the surrounding communities. Prahl (sports editor). The first copy is free, additionalcopies $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is a registered student organization at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and an independent nonstock corporation. All submissions become the property of The UWM Post, Inc. UWM Police received a call at 6:05 a.m. A UWM student asked police for assistance Sunday, April 18 from someone who said they in changing a flat tire at 1:34 p.m. April 20.' The UWM Post is published Mondays in the fall and spring semesters, except thought it sounded like a party was happening during spring break and exam periods. The UWM Post also publishes once in on the 2900 block of Maryland Avenue. UWM Police received a report of a person late summer. causing a disturbance in the Union's Fireside The UWM Post is written and edited by students of the University of Wiscon­ Emporium convenience store employees de­ Lounge at 12:56 p.m. Wednesday, April 21. The sin - Milwaukee and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and tained an individual in Sandburg Hall for shop­ individual was reportedly yelling loudly and ar­ content. The University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee is not liable for debts in­ lifting several items at 11:03 a.m. Monday, guing with other people in the room. curred by the publisher. The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. April 19. TheAJWM Post is a student organization at UWM. UWM Police received a report of a subject A UWM instructor requested police pres­ wearing military fatigues and acting strangely ence at her class at 11 a.m. Tuesday, April 20 in the basement of Bolton Hall at 1:09 p.m. The First Amendment to deal with a student who had been sending Thursday, April 22. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of her threatening e-mails. religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. SA hosts 2010 block party

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The UW-Milwaukee Student Association hosted its annual campus block party last Saturday from 2- 10 p.m. on Hartford Ave. between Maryland and Downer. Most of the event was held underneath large tents due to inclement weather. The event featured stand-up comedy from Comedy Sportz, a chili cook- off, Battle of the Bands competition, and plenty of free food. Free food included various kinds of chili from the cook-off, popcorn, red rope licorice and Cracker Jacks. Post photos by Sam Hogerton. uwmpost.com News April 26, 2010 3 Professor e-mails private student records by accident

By Mike LaCount four students had the message ple would keep those. However, Staff Writer from PantherLink forwarded we would advise them to de­ [email protected] to another e-mail which was lete the student numbers from unable to be removed by IT. them because there is no rea­ 'WORLD FAMOUS" On April 8, students in the Kenny then called the 14 son to keep them. Human na­ UW-Milwaukee Geography de­ people who had seen the e- ture being what it is, you file $1 HAPPY HOUR partment received an e-mail mail. Most of them said they something from six years ago, containing personal informa­ had immediately deleted you may not think to go back EVERYDAY!!! tion of former UWM students, the e-mail after seeing the and look at it." but the message was removed attachment. 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We decided to go ahead faculty and staff to beware of ple don't feel like this is some FRIDAY: NOON - 9 with that and we retrieved the records they have containing 'big brother' activity." SATURDAY: NOON - 9 message." personal information. The beginning stages of the Identity Finder program are $1 SUNDAY: NOON-CLOSE By the time the message "Let's say you have class was removed, 10 of the 97 in­ lists from a number of years expected to start in a couple HOURS MON-THUR; "M-9 dividuals who the e-mail was ago," Maas said. "There are le­ of weeks. sent to had opened it. Another gitimate reasons for why peo­ 2311N. MURRAY AVE. • 414-224-7084 OPEN MON-THURS 3 PM-CLOSE FRI, SAT & SUN NOON-CLOSE Rain doesn't deter volunteers work. I saw the majority of the volunteers come in from the rain soaking wet with mud all over their boots still laughing and ea­ ger to share their stories with their friends." Organizing efforts for Hunger Clean Up start early. Nikolay's says the CVSL contacts numer­ ous non-profit agencies through­ out Milwaukee months before the event to see if they would like to be a part of the Hunger Clean Up. Organizers of the annual Hunger Clean Up sort trash tongs in the Union. Post photo by Sam Hogerton After the non-profit agencies have signed up for the event,

By Marly Fink nity gardens through organiza­ CVSL gets busy recruiting UWM students, staff and faculty. After Asst. News Editor tions like: Meta House, Milwaukee [email protected] Catholic Home, Growing Power, the students are recruited, a Hope House of Milwaukee and lot of effort is put into assign­ Over 500 UW-Milwaukee stu­ Interfaith Older Adult Programs, ing each team or individual to dents volunteered at the annual among others. a site where they will be best Hunger Clean Up organized by Courtney Nikolay of the CVSL utilized or where their interests the Center for Volunteerism and was pleased with the volunteer lie. Finally, all of the logistics Student Leadership (CVSL) last turn-out despite heavy the April are organized, such as how stu­ Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. showers. dents will get to each site and This volunteer service event "The event went great," who is going to organize them included community projects Nikolay said. "I am so happy with once they get there. like neighborhood clean-ups, not only how many volunteers "There is a lot of hard work assisting elderly around their showed up, but how many stayed homes, and working in commu­ out in the rain to complete their See CLEAN UP page 5 4 April 26, 2010 News The UWM Post

about 100 students who ac­ tually complete the program Renters Ed aims to because you have to go to all four classes." There are 154 Professor brings properties involved in the produce better tenants program. "Students who are fresh­ fresh water By Tammy McCubbin The event is free to all men are really looking for in­ Asst. News Editor UWM students. When the four formation as to how to find [email protected] 90-minute sessions are com­ a good apartment to live in pleted, the students will be ... because they don't want partnership to Moving into a new apart­ eliligable for a $250 credit to get ripped off," Duce said. ment can be an exciting, life- towards their next security "This program helps them fig­ changing experience. Yet, deposit or a two-percent dis­ ure out what they should be at the same time, it can be count on monthly rent from looking for." UWM overwhelming and scary for participating landlords. Many of the properties are a renting novice. located on the East Side near By Tom Swieciak the research that He was con­ In order to better pre­ the UWM campus, Duce said. News Editor ducting. Gannett Fleming Inc., pare UW-Milwaukee stu­ However, this.doesn't restrict [email protected] being in the business of waste­ dents for the big move, the "Students who are students from taking the in­ water treatment plant con­ Neighborhood Housing Office freshmen are really formation they learn and ap­ A professor at UW- struction, immediately began (NHO) has assembled all of its plying it outside of the neigh­ Milwaukee has found a to help finance his research. best advice into a "Preferred looking for information borhood. They should also new use for an old foe "Wastewater contains en­ Tenant Program" which be­ as to how to find a good ask landlords if the discounts of humanity - bacteria. ergy waiting to be harnessed," gins this spring. The program apartment to live in will be honored, Duce told the Zhen "Jason" He, assistant Drew told UWM News. "So includes one handbook and Post. professor of engineering, has the water and the energy four sessions presented on ... because they don't "We expect that students produced a new and interest­ are both addressed with this select Fridays at UWM. want to get ripped with NHO-certified 'preferred ing microbial fuel cell. research." The students will learn how tenant' status will be the ones The particular microbial It was the facilities at UWM, to rent the right way from off." — Keri Duce, NHO who get their first pick of fuel cells that He is work­ though, thatallowedboth Drew a panel of UWM community and COAST Leader top rental properties around ing with create energy using and He to utilize the technol­ partners that will include the campus," Duce told UWM. wastewater while also purify­ ogy to its maximum potential. Department of Neighborhood Supervisor "We're excited to embark on ing that same water. He began with a palm-sized Services, an established East this university-neighborhood He, however, has attached battery that could only pro­ Side property manager, lead­ partnership - it should ben­ a third capability to the fuel cess about 60 millimeters of ership of the 3rd District Keri Duce with the NHO and efit all parties involved." cells, which is thexlesaliniza- wastewater at a time, accord­ Neighborhood Association, COAST Leader Supervision Duce'encourages students tion of seawater during the en­ ing to UWM News. Milwaukee and university noted that, "We have about to visit the NHO office to learn ergy creating process. While "Dr. He's lab was the only police departments, and Aid. 120 students in the class, more about the program. the process has been found to one that had a good solution Nik Kovac. and I think we will have not desalinate salt water com­ for scaling up the operation," pletely, He said it will prove Drew told UWM News, "so that very useful regardless. it gives you the necessary en­ "It won't do the job entirely, ergy recovery while also the but it can act as an energy- sustainability of recycling saving pretreatment for salt­ the wastewater. We did a fair water," He told UWM News. amount of due diligence to de­ "That would greatly improve termine where best to put our efficiency while holding down investment." costs." He stressed that he is. nc A typical microbial fuel the only researcher working cell is made up of two com­ on this technology. However, partments. In one compart­ with Gannett Fleming Inc. ment, fuel is oxidized by bac­ having offices in Cedarburg, teria, creating electrons and it certainly offered a great op­ protons. Electrons are trans­ portunity to Drew. ferred to the second com­ Furthermore, the research partment along with the pro­ comes on the heels of the tons. Electrons and protons christening of the UWM School then combine with oxygen in of Freshwater Sciences, set the second compartment to to begin offering its curricu­ form water. He's third seawa­ lum to students in the Fall of ter compartment has ions re­ 2010. moved from the salt water as a He is currently working on result of the bacteria activity gaining patent protection for in the first compartment. his technology through the He was approached by UWM research Foundation, ac­ Gannett Fleming Inc.'s Da'.id cording to UWM News. Drew, after Drew heard about

hiring. "George is well aware of KOONCE our expectations and well suited Continued from page 1 tojace these challenges." When asked if Koonce failed to For years, students have been meet any of these expectations, demanding a vision for the Chancellor Santiago declined to Athletic Department. Koonce comment. was the first, and has been Koonce was selected from the only person, to develop a a field of four candidates concrete plan and that included Vince Sweeney, enthusiastically share his vision senior associate athletic for the future." director for external relations The statement went on at the University of Wisconsin; Become a Social Worker. Change the World. to praise Koonce for his Montgomery Porter, associate relationship with the SA and athletic director at Western said they "strongly urge UWM Michigan; and Paul Schlickmann, The Loyola MSW at Carthage Administration to restore him executive associate director An accelerated, top-tier Master of Social Work Program to his rightful place as head of of athletics at Stony Brook Panther Athletics." University before a search QUESTIONS? When he was hired last and screening committee last Information Sessions March, Chancellor Santiago said spring. 800-551-5343 the expectations of Koonce were Earlier this month, throughout the year quite significant. Schlickmann was hired by www.loyolamsw.com "We need to ensure the Central Connecticut State Traditional Program (26 months) financial stability of the program, University to serve . as their Classes start June 19,2010 LOYOLA continue hiring talented coaches Director of Athletics. In August and staff, and guarantee that of last year, Sweeney was Advanced Standing (14 months)* our student athletes succeed, hired as the Vice Chancellor Classes start June 19,2010 4, * Available for applicants with a bachelor's in social work not only on the playing field, but for University Relations at UW- Carthage also in the classroom," Santiago Madison. Porter still holds the said at the time of Koonce's same position. uwmpost.com News April 26,2010 5

• Rick Banks, ASAP - 105 COULTER of the problems with health­ way over his head." ELECTIONS • Solana Patterson-Ramos, care in the U.S. could be solved Continuing with media-in­ Continued from page 1 ASAP - 98 Continued from page 1 by the free market and com­ spired jokes, Coulter went on to • Andrew Murkowski, petition between insurance cite media articles which com­ Independent - 96 minute. Coulter laid the sar­ companies. Additional issues pared Obama to both Abraham Education Senator (3 seats) casm on thick right from the that Coulter delved into were Lincoln and Christ. Coulter • Andrew Dicker, ASAP - 24 College of Nursing Senator beginning. the cap-and-trade bill under also pointed to Obama's popu­ • Lisa Benishek, ASAP - 25 (2 seats) "It is so great to be in congressional consideration, larity abroad. • Leah Burmester, ASAP - 9 Wisconsin," Coulter said. global warming and illegal "They had a poll taken Engineering Senator (2 seats) "Wisconsin has produced immigration. in Germany shortly before • Andrew Hasten, ASAP - 63 Peck School of the Arts two of the greatest things in "Global warming is the the election - 80 percent of Senator (3 seats) world history: beer and Joe imaginary phenomenon that Germans said they preferred Graduate Senator (5 seats) • Katrina Drake, ASAP - 21 McCarthy. So I say we throw frightens liberals more than Obama to McCain. I think we • William Clint Walker, • Veronica Sotelo, ASAP - 21 back a few PBR's and throw out any other imaginary phenome­ know how great Germans Independent - 81 the commies in Washington non," Coulter said. "The down­ are at picking," Coulter said, School of Architecture and this November." side of the Cap-and-Trade Bill again cut off by applause and Health Sciences Senator (2 Urban Planning Senator (3 The audience applauded is it will require massive tax laughter. seats) seats) Coulter's comment. hikes - everyone's electricity The speech was then con­ • Kyle Hyduke, ASAP - 21 • Ariel Gonzalez, ASAP - 14 "It's beginning to look like bill will go through the roof, cluded to allow for questions Obama wants to be not only the it will cost the nation thou­ from the audience. A ques­ Letters & Science Senator (9 Helen Bader School of Social first black president, but the sands, some analysts say mil­ tioner asked Coulter what di­ seats) Welfare Senator (2 seats) last black president," Coulter lions, of jobs. But the upside is rection she saw the future of • Adam Hunt, ASAP - 93 • Ruchala Conway, ASAP - 17 said. that by fighting global warm­ the Republican Party heading • Anahit Campbell, ASAP - 98 From that moment on­ ing, we will finally see snow in, particularly concerning the • Chelsea Blank, ASAP - 103 School of Information ward, Coulter began a calcu­ in America again." Coulter then Tea Party Movement and the • Jesse Brown, ASAP - 95 Studies Senator (1 seat) lated deconstruction of the pointed out that all 50 states possible Republican presiden­ • Kate Louise Edwards, ASAP • No candidates recently passed health care saw snow this year. tial candidates of 2012. Coulter - 105 reform, coined "Obama Care" Coulter cited the history of noted that the nominee would • Katie Krause, ASAP - 95 by many critics. Coulter said Americans voting Democrats probably be Mitt Romney, to an that the government "decided into office, only to vote them audible groan. that healthcare was so impor­ out again after getting a taste "Yeah, I know," Coulter said. "It was much smaller then, tant" that it could not be left of Democrat policies. Clinton, "You would have said that CLEAN UP but the purpose behind it was to the free market, going on Coulter said, appealed to vot­ about McCain. So did I. So, if. Continued from page 3 the same: getting involved in to cite the numerous advents ers as a "third way Democrat" it's not going to be Romney, the community you live in, even produced by the free market, during the 1992 election, only I think right wingers need to put into the planning of the if it is just for a few hours on such as cell phones and flat to attempt to govern from get together and pick him. Pick Hunger Clean Up, but the fun one Saturday in April. It origi­ screen TVs. the far left after his inaugu­ the alternative and really push that we have on the day, and nally began with about 20 peo­ "It would be interesting if ration, leading to the historic him hard." the smiles that we see from the ple and has gotten more popu­ you could only buy car insur­ Republican sweep of Congress The evening was entirely people at the agencies we serve lar each year." ance, probably even the stu­ in 1994. without interruptions. This make everything that much "I think it is important for dents have car insurance, if "Now, under Obama, history was a marked contrast from better!" students to get involved with you agreed to share the cost of is repeating itself once again a speech given by Karl Rove While it hasn't always been the Hunger Clean Up because it gas with everyone in the plan," - it's just like Clinton, without in December, during which called the Hunger Clean Up, takes place in the community Coulter said. "That's a great deal the.stains on the Oval Office numerous students, many of this event has been going on that we live, study, work and for long-haul truckers, but not carpet," Coulter said. "It's them members of Students for at UWM since 2002, according play in! It is such an easy way such a good deal when you're weird. It's almost as if a guy a Democratic Society, sought to Nikolay. to make a huge difference." just tooling around town." with zero leadership or execu­ to disrupt the speech with both Coulter further noted that tive experience got elected as protests and by shouting Rove the key to solving 90 percent president and found himself in down.

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By Jimmy Lemke ter the semester had started, its figurehead. Sports Co-Editor they filled the compliance va­ He was a lion in trumping [email protected] cancy with Kevin Fitzgerald, up the program on campus; who replaced Steve Lautz, de­ involvement from other de­ When the news of George parted for Auburn. Not long partments such as academics Koonce's placement on ad­ thereafter, they hired Charlie and student affairs has been ministrative leave by the Gross from the Mequon- buoyed since his hiring. It's university came to my atten­ Thiensville School District -almost mind-blowing to see tion, it came as somewhat of to the position of Associate the student body commit to a a surprise. Koonce had only AD for Finance, a position $25 student fee per semester been on the job for a year, that has been left open since to bring a basketball arena Image courtesy of The Bleacher Report and with the athletics season Chuck Lang bolted for San to campus. And that arena, winding down with spring Diego State years ago. which was part of Koonce's vi­ sports, I hadn't expected any If Koonce was placed on sion for Milwaukee Athletics, 2010 draft a mixed bag personnel moves from a de­ leave for performance issues, has been his biggest value. partment that was prepar­ it might be premature to do Koonce has wanted to ad­ By Tim Bryce back? McDaniels may just love ing for the slow down of the so. After all, how good of a vance Panther Athletics to Special to the Post the character and feels that the spring season. job could Koonce have done the point where it's unrec­ [email protected] persona would be the best addi­ As of right now, we don't if he had to keep oversight ognizable. One of our main tion to his team and he will work know if this is the end of on finance and compliance issues in the program has The 75th annual NFL draft has out the logistics later. Who knows Koonce's time as Director of for most of his tenure? been our lack of facilities, come to a close and this year's what McDaniels has planned. Athletics for the Milwaukee I won't say that there are and Koonce set out to change version was a mixed bag across The biggest surprise of the Panthers. no criticisms of Koonce. As that. The basketball arena is the league for all the teams. draft was Jimmy Clausenand Colt If there were a title I could someone who served on the the tip of the iceberg. He has Some team's fans are either re­ McCoy falling as far as they did. put to this week's chapter of Search and Screen Committee expressed interest in build­ ally excited - as the Lions who Clausen fell to no. 48 with the my life, it would be "Off the that identified and recom­ ing baseball a big-time sta­ addressed a lot of issues - or Panthers and McCoy fell all the Record." However, for all the mended him to Chancellor dium, basketball an arena left scratching their collective way to no. 85 with the Browns. information I got, none of it Carlos Santiago, I will say and practice facility, and ren­ heads, as in the Denver Broncos Even though they fell, these may would even be fit to print. The that his ability to fund raise ovation of Engelmann Field drafting Tim Tebow after ob­ be the best situations for both of same speculation and uncer­ and personality set him apart to truly cement the "Fenway taining Brady Quinn earlier this them as it was for Aaron Rodgers tainty in the Milwaukee fan from the other candidates. Park of College Soccer" in the spring. falling to the Packers. base exists in the Department While I don't know the annals of collegiate athletics Last year the Lions got For Packer fans, the 2010 draft of Intercollegiate Athletics. level of communication he history. their cornerstone on offense in got off to a roaring start, became Knowing that fact — nobody- bad witb donors and fans Rumors of a rift among Matthew Stafford. This year they confusing in the middle, and had knows - leads me to believe away from games, I can say the employees in the Athletic got their cornerstone for defense a very strong finish. Packer fans that this time on administra­ that it was particularly frus­ Department are dishearten­ in Ndamukong Suh. As Lions fans should be ecstatic that Bryan tive leave is unrelated to the trating to see him acting rel­ ing. Whether Koonce returns have something to be excited Bulaga fell into the Packers inner workings of the athlet­ atively antisocial with those or doesn't, the next person about, Denver Bronco fans are lap at no. 23. With Bulaga, the ics program. around the program that who sits in that office without left wondering what's up with Packers have acquired their man This is what I do know: the made the trip to Indianapolis an "interim" tag needs to rec­ their team. And, it's not about to protect the backside of Aaron jury is still out on Koonce. in support of his men's bas­ ognize that their vision for the whether Tim Tebow should have Rodgers for the next decade. After only a year as Athletic ketball program - the people future of Milwaukee Athletics been drafted in the first round The next several rounds of Director, I'm not sure whether who are most emotionally in­ has to be bought into first by or not. the draft is where life got very or not his performance has vested in the success of the every person working for the Is Tebow now the long-term interesting for the Packers. With been up to par. The fact of the program. Panthers, then the donors, answer at quarterback which their second round selection matter is that while he spent However, despite his al­ then the fans and community McDaniels has said is the plan they picked up Mike Neal, a DT over a year in the director's most disinterested demeanor that make up the Milwaukee or does he have surprises up his out of Purdue. The Packers third chair, he only was starting at basketball games, where Panthers. sleeve with plans to use Tebow round selection of Georgia Tech to get used to doing his job. most of our donors and fans Otherwise, we'll all con­ as a super utility man on offense safety Morgan Burnett has the Only recently did the univer­ commune, Koonce has many tinue to be stuck as we are maybe as a wildcat quarterback/ sity fill two vital positions in redeeming qualities that the right now - in a holding tight end/wide receiver/running See DRAFT page 8 the athletic department - af­ athletic department needs in pattern.

James is just better than every­ one else. Anytime you've got the PLAYOFFS? opportunity, watch him play - es­ Junior college transfer has high pecially if it's the playoffs. Even Who really has Shaq is looking good in limited a chance in the minutes. The Cavs are going to hopes for UWM need Big Z (Zydrunas Ilgauskas) NBA finals? and Shaq Diesel to play huge as Williams brings talent to Jeter, Panthers these playoffs go on. And look out By Joe Devitt for Mo Williams - he could end up By Jeremy Lubus a feel for everything," said guys at the pick-up games re­ Staff Writer playing some stanky games and Staff Writer Williams in a phone inter­ ally noticed once we started [email protected] fin up real bad. [email protected] view. "They definitely had playing." «. Utah Jazz: They're getting some pieces. They've got Williams had offers from With half of the first round screwed with injuries. If they can When Kaylon Williams was wing players who can shoot Iowa State, Kent State and high of the playoffs behind us, a few get out of the first round, at least on his official campus visit this and Anthony [Hill] is a force interest from the University teams have started to look like they'll get Andrei Kirilenko back. month he played some pickup down low." of Iowa but ultimately decided they could make runs deep into But holy shit is Deron Williams games with members of the It was pretty simple on UWM. the playoffs. Here are some four- an amazing player, torching UW-Milwaukee men's basket­ for Williams to choose the "Coach Jeter and I hit it off in-the-morning observations writ­ Chauncey Billups (an above aver­ ball team. Williams left the Panthers to finish his college right away when I visited here," ten down all at once: age defender). Williams isn't even games with a good feeling. career. said Williams. "We talked a lot Los Angeles Lakers: If Andrew hitting the rim on any of his jump­ Williams later put those "It was really a perfect fit," about getting better every day Bynum's going to be hoopin' the ers, and he's going to the rack good feelings on paper when said Williams. and I really liked that." rest of the playoffs, the Lakers strong. he signed a national letter The Panthers were in need Williams joins Cuba City's should make the finals. With Orlando Magic: They have the of intent to play for coach of a point guard with the grad­ Evan Richards and Randolph's Bynum and Pau Gasol, L.A. has best supporting cast around a su­ Rob Jeter and the Panthers. uation of longtime, durable Kyle Kelm in the 2010-2011 re­ two offensively skilled seven- perstar in the East. It wouldn't be Williams played for Kirkwood senior Ricky Franklin. 6-foot- cruiting class. Williams aver­ footers who can block shots and surprising at all to see Orlando Community College this past 3 Williams is different from aged 11.4points,4.5rebounds, grab boards - a luxury that only get back to the finals. If they're season and will have two Franklin but knows he can 7.3 assists and 1.8 steals last the Lakers have and that no other hitting the threes like they have years of eligibility left when help the Panthers win. season for Kirkwood, which team (maybe Cleveland) can been, they'll be tough for anybody he enrolls next semester. "I am definitely a pass-first finished third in the Division match-up with. "When I was playing with guy," said Williams. "I wait for II National Junior College Cleveland Cavaliers: LeBron See PLAYOFFS page 8 the guys, I was trying to get my opportunity to score. The tournament. 8 April 26, 2010 Sports The UWM Post

but they are not given any com­ pensation for all their extra hours of work. Is it so much to For the record ask that they are given a little Let 'em play freedom while on the field so as to write a message or num­ Black Cat scratches their way to NCAA limits player s freedoms ber expressing individualism? It is a shame that the NCAA had first ever Regionals By Shawn Kumar fessional. In college football, a to remove this from these play­ By Tom Gabert Marquette 11-13. Everyone had Staff Writer little fewer than two percent go ers that did nothing to deserve Staff Writer an outstanding weekend of play, [email protected] on to the NFL. The point is that this. The rest of their uniform is [email protected] with junior Ben Schoen leading most of the players participat­ sponsored by a leading clothing on the offensive side and sopho­ Last week the NCAA passed ing in these football seasons organization like Under Armour, Last weekend UW- more DJ Wurster on the defen­ several rulings that will take ef­ are not going to go to the NFL. Nike or Reebok. Their shoes are Milwaukee's ultimate frisbee sive side. fect in the near future for their They will only get to enjoy their regulated from the team spon­ team, Black Cat, played in the "This has been the most suc­ football programs. The three 15 minutes of fame from time sors. What they drink on the Ultimate Player's Association's cessful year of Black Cat ever," rulings were no more eye black, to time. Expressing themselves side line is decided by the spon­ (UPA) Sectionals tournament in said Captain Alex Engel after no wedge blocks and limitations to the public through having sors as well like Gatorade, Coke hope to advance to Regionals. closing the tournament with a on celebrations for touchdowns. something written on their eye or Pepsi, and everything around The men's team has come up 5-2 record. "We are more com­ The celebration rule will not black is the only way to do this. the stadium is regulated due to short the last three years, while mitted, more determined, and take effect until 2011 because Everything else about the uni­ the money being given to the the women's team has made it more humbled than ever, essen­ in the rule, points will actually form is regulated. school. The one thing that the since Black Cat has existed at tially more of a team." be taken away for celebrations. In college football, the NCAA player has control over, his eye UWM. After the three year wait, "When you get 24 individu­ I can almost guarantee that this major conferences garner black, where he can mourn the the 6 a.m. practices, and the als who dedicate themselves rule will not come to fruition roughly $17-20 million TV. con­ loss of a family member, recog­ many tournaments this past to something they can make based on the severity, on how tracts a year (the other BCS con­ nize his place of birth with an year, men's Black Cat was able almost anything happen. This much a game can be changed. ferences are in the lower teens). area code, or write a fun greet­ to walk off the field in Appleton season is a testament to that. Good thing there is a year before For each school, college football ing to the fans, are being taken knowing that they were heading We were ranked 250th at the end it begins. is their leading revenue-earner. away. to Minnesota for Regionals. of last season. We are currently No wedge blocking is per­ Texas led the country by bring­ I seem to recall that freedom BlackCat started off the week­ ranked 61st," he continued. fectly understandable. - Nearly ing in $59 million in profit from of speech is an amendment and end hot going 4-0 on the first The women's team had an ex­ 20 percent of all injuries occur­ their football program, followed a right among any American. day of the tournament. They citing weekend as well, which ring on the kick-off are concus­ by Penn State ($50 million) and The fact that the NCAA has beat Lawrence 13-9, Wisconsin- ended with them also qualify­ sions, anything that can make Nebraska ($49 million). This taken this away is a complete vi­ C 11-7, Wisconsin-B 11-8, and ing for Regionals. They ended the game safer is a good thing. ridiculous amount of money olation. If anything, they should Wisconsin-Steven's Point 10- the tournament Sunday with a After all, these athletes are play­ is then funneled through the just send guidelines to teams as 8. All the games seemed to be 5-2 record, beating Wisconsin- ing essentially for our entertain­ schools in order to make any- to the limits of what can be said, going smoothly until the last B, Wisconsin-Whitewater, ment as well as their futures, so necessary improvements, set up to prevent any gang symbols or one of the day against Steven's Wisconsin-La Crosse, Wisconsin- to keep them safe is crucial. funds, pay the staff, etc. How inappropriate references from Point. They were the first team Steven's Point, and Lawrence. The NCAA- legislating no much go to the players? A large being displayed. But taking to take a lead on Black Cat the They lost to Marquette and more eye black is completely ri­ reason why people watch in the away the only thing the athlete entire weekend. However de­ Wisconsin-Eau Claire. diculous though. There are over first place? Zero. can control and his only method spite Steven's Point's effort, Junior Sarah Schram played 380,000 student athletes across These players work all year of expressing himself must be Milwaukee was able to battle phenomenal defense with mul­ the country and nearly one per­ long and, yes they are given, in revised and returned to the way back and beat them to close out tiply hand blocks, freshmen cent of these athletes turn pro­ most cases, full scholarships, it once was: Saturday. Katie Palmiter had her first lay^ After ending the first day out point and both senior Lexi of the tournament undefeated, Bond and sophomore Alina Black Cat only needed one more Nikogosyan had Callahans - wir, to mialif\\ w .f^Jti»«rint»k ... interfPntinnc that ...r^.,lr i.ni,.,^ Milwaukee's first game Sunday point. was a rematch with Steven's "I thought we played really Point. 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By Jacob Schneider Images courtesy of CJ Foeckler fringe Editor Perhaps it's this intransient [email protected] quality of Coyne's that has al­ sprinkled in between. fused track from Embryonic. year's Bonnaroo Music Festival, lowed for the sea change in the But make no mistake: just But perhaps the biggest sur­ the two bands joined forces for The Flaming Lips argu­ Lips' song selection that was put because this show was held in prise of the night was the open­ their freaked out cover of Pink ably put on the most ri­ on display Wednesday night at a theater holding roughly one- ing act, Stardeath and White Floyd's "Brain Damage" segued diculous spectacle of a the Riverside. tenth the capacity of a normal Dwarfs. Not that anyone should into "Eclipse." While it was an / 1 live show that the aver­ for nearly L^ iflfisnrtf LThe sized Ujis crowd, it difln'riiEfll.iif,! •minpiUiiii VuiYiiii, i,.i)Wii ^.irliliirilin CM iiiiii mnmrnr iluMiklaatti age set of human eyes Flaming Lips, have based their any of the normal production music, but the fact that Coyne's wasn't all that captivating. In will have the chance to onstage experience around the to be scaled back. Entering the nephew is the leader of the band fact, it raised the question: why witness. . psychedelic pop tunes spawned stage through the slim confines raises a few questions. However, should any band cover DSOTM, Somehow, amid the haze of from their two career defining of an animated vagina (caus­ Stardeath quickly won the audi­ isn't the original just fine? confetti and chaos, band-leader albums, The Soft Bulletin (1999) ing further euphemism specula­ ence over with their own brand of Never leaving a crowd disap­ Wayne Coyne manages to stay and Yoshimi Battles the Pink tion of The Flaming Lips' name), psych pop, funky bass grooves, pointed, Wayne Coyne and co. grounded, and is possibly the Robots (2002). Coyne wasted no time entering and a reinventing cover of returned to the stage to close most humble front man in rock Seemingly without notice, the his giant inflatable hamster bub­ Madonna's "Boarderline." Having the evening out with the Flaming music today. meticulously planned set-list ble for a lap around the lower a theremin on stage didn't hurt Lips existential anthem, "Do You Whether he's watching the that the band has rarely deviated level of the theater. either. Realize?" There is something opening act, or physically help­ from since the release of At War However, surprisingly absent Later in the evening, Stardeath special to be said about watching ing the road crew set up the With the Mystics ,(2006) has dis­ after from the band's repertoire was invited back onstage for an entire audience revert back Lips' elaborate stage set up, this appeared. Instead, the band took was the jubilant opening theme the Flaming Lips first encore. to the excitement of childhood damn near 50-year-old psyche­ this intimate theater gig as an op­ of "Race for the Prize." Instead In what can best be described at the simple drop of a few hun­ delic rocker never shows a hint portunity to showcase a healthy the inaugural shower of confetti as a live rehearsal for their up­ dred balloons. And for that, Mr. of an inflated ego, nor does he dose of tunes from Embryonic, and balloons was bestowed upon coming Dark Side of the Moon Coyne, we thank you. act above anyone. along with several Lips' staples "Worm Mountain," The MGMT in- performance scheduled for this uwmpost.com fringe April 26,201 Oil

ing to that services both of Geoff [Bucknam] lived there, our missions. When he does and we just sort of drifted Free Energy for the taking mixing, it's all bound very down there once we realized fresh. It'll play on a dance James [Murphy] was the only floor now, but back then there one who could get things * Vocalist Paul Sprangers talks to the Post was such a premium put on sounding the way we wanted high production standards. them to. By Graham Marlowe Free Energy, the Post sat down the film Dazed & Confused. Unfortunately, that's gone Staff Writer with vocalist Paul Sprangers These aren't inaccurate but do away; people just don't care Post? It certainly seems eas­ [email protected] for a few questions. they mean anything to you? as much. The genres are dif­ ier to get your voice heard Sprangers: Not necessar­ ferent now, but that's kind of in Philly, as opposed to New Somewhere in between Tise Post; What elements has ily. Those are bands that we a superficial thing when most York. Almost like it's difficult Jackson Browne's Late for the Free Energy carried over, or care a lot about, and listen of your day is spent getting to make your mark just within Sky and "Freaks and Geeks" done away with from your to a lot. Certainly there are sounds. one niche. comfortably sits Free Energy's previous band Hockey Night? components that people ref­ Sprangers: I totally agree new album, Stuck On Nothing. Has the songwriting or atti­ erence, but one thing that all Post: Do you feel like that col­ with that. It's strange because It sounds dated, but only in tude changed? those bands share is a love laboration will carry over into I still feel like we haven't to­ the way that brushing the Paul Sprangers: The song- of melodies and great pro­ the future? tally made our mark in Philly. dust off your dad's record bin writing process has surely duction. That's the common Sprangers: We would love We're not a local band; we would ^ with a patient and evolved. I wouldn't say thread that we draw from to say it'll happen, because moved there having a record youthful admiration. that moving from the Twin those groups; a vast love for honestly he's the only guy deal already. I can't imagine The album, released digi­ Cities to Philadelphia has af­ big hooks and melodies ... we know right now that we being in a band in Brooklyn tally last month via iTunes, fected our aesthetic at all, and really producing the hell trust to do this. The other ... just seems like an impos­ comes out May 4 on DFA re­ but Hockey Night breaking out of recorded sound. considerations are older guys sible feat. People have been cords. This Wednesday, as up definitely influenced our who've made their mark like slowly turned onto us, but we part of a mini-festival of growth - learning from the Postc As a producer, did James Jeff Lynne and Mutt Lange. also have a lot of key people sorts, the immensely popular mistakes we made, and that. Murphy [of LCD Soundsystem] who've been -supporting us. Daytrotter brings his blog-o- But, Scott [Wells] and I have help you shape the band's What influenced the Keep in mind that the album's riphic Barnstorming Tour to always been the chief song­ vision? move from the Twin Cities to only come out digitally, too. Turner Hall Ballroom. Free writers anyways, especially Sprangers: He definitely Philadelphia? Regional con­ Energy will appear along with in Hockey Night. helped us shape our vision. tacts, gut feeling? How has the road life Ra Ra Riot, The Delta Spirit, He has an extensive knowl­ Sprangers: Definitely a gut shaped your music? Nathaniel Rateliff and Pearly Critics have insisted on edge of classic rock and feeling. We were working Sprangers: Well, we don't Gate Music. To fill us in on the comparing you to Thin Lizzy, late '70s/early '80s produc­ on the record and knew we past, present, and future of Cheap Trick, The Cars ... even tion technique[s], so listen­ needed to be near New York. See FREE ENERGY page 14

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By Steven Franz on the emotional toll of art Staff Writer on the artist. Like Jeff Daniels' [email protected] character Bernard Berkman from The Squid and the Whale, A man moves from Greenberg is a fractured art­ New York to Los ist, once on the cusp of musi­ .1 5 WB^ Angeles, jobless. cal fame, still affected by the He occupies his utter failing of his creative en­ brother's home while he and deavor. His move back to Los his family visit Vietnam. On Angeles brings him back in the heels of a recent stint at touch with many of those he a mental hospital, he is shel­ used to know, including old tered, xenophobic, awkward bandmates, and illustrates and brittle. plainly and painfully just His interactions with other how out-of-touch he has be­ humans are short, uncomfort­ come with friends, family, and able spurts of verbal and psy­ acquaintances. chological self-defense. He is In one scene, he is both un­ obsessive with small details aware of and unaffected by old that make him uncomfort- news of an old friend's death. aoie. He ClaimWWWs ne S noTt one TTe compares meDouifgeolr gee S to write letters of complaint, hipster, casually-wealthy men but buries himself in criticism around him with children, but m i after criticism. He uses wit as he is plainly more immature a means of protection. Not than any of them. much about him is likable. Despite the title, Florence Interested in Law? herself really seems to be the soul of the film. As Greenberg begins, a failed long-term rela­ Volunteer at the It's a merciless, tionship has left her emotion­ ally shattered and empty. She uncompromising study attempts to fill the void with of bitterness, loneliness one-night stands with smarmy and the emotional pseudo-intellectuals. Florence sees Greenberg as construction of human a project, someone through LEGAL CLINIC relationships whom a committed relation­ ship can fill the void that she sees in not only herself but The University Legal Clinic is him as well. But her own emo­ tional vulnerability leaves her open to the stunted, clumsy, accepting paralegal applications! sometimes manipulative ad­ Noah Baumbach's vances of Greenberg himself. Greenberg is almost as diffi­ In the end, as Greenberg's cult to figure out as its title six-week stay comes to an end, character. On one hand, it's both the future of the rela­ difficult to engage with, pain­ tionship and the effectiveness fully awkward, caustic, pre­ of Florence's experiment are Receive up to 6 credits Work one on one tentious and culture-centric. in as much serious doubt as On the other, it's a merciless, there is hope for the future of after completion of the with an attorney uncompromising study of bit­ each character. paralegal training and possilby terness, loneliness and the Greenberg is often an unlik- emotional construction of hu­ able film, but there's really no program. receive a letter of man relationships. denying that it is a very good Greenberg (Ben Stiller) one. It's difficult to establish recommendation. treats those around him like ei­ just how much Baumbach and ther dirt or children. What the the film identify with Stiller's audience sees of him is what character. In one sense he's a those around him see as well wholly detestable man-child - Baumbach never attempts to who has dwelled far too long sugarcoat or make excuses for on a fifteen-year-old mistake. Apply online at ulc.uwm.edu or pick up an a truly bitter husk of a human But he is also an intransient being. As Greenberg forms a part of each and every one of application at our office in UWM Union 357 relationship with his brother's us. Part of our revulsion to him housekeeper, Florence (played is discomfort with our own in­ with exhausted, depressed re­ ner child and scorned artist. 1 straint by Greta Gerwig), view­ And as painful as it is to watch * UWM Union 357 • (414) 229-4140 • [email protected] ers understand just why he's this film from start to finish, it been so lonely for all these provides the often-agonizing years. self-examining catharsis that Like other Baumbach films, every artist and filmgoer him­ m •J Greenberg is in part a treatise self eventually needs. WWmmmJmmmmmwmmm

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attraction. mostly about the film and his zarre and interesting show and It is Fine! EVEYTHING IS FINE. book performance and he al­ the many incidents of audience Not just George McFly is the sequel to Glover's last film ways answered with a very interaction with Glover that kept What is It? The screenplay was in-depth analysis. He also dis­ it fresh. Glover has always been Crispin Glover at the Oriental written by Steven C. Stewart, a cussed many of the reasons he known as a rather bizarre and man who suffers from severe chooses to play so many weird interesting character amongst By Casey Buchanan Upon arriving on stage cerebral palsy who also stars characters in the movies he acts the Hollywood crowd, but un­ Staff Writer Glover simply addressed the in the film. in. What he admitted may seem derneath the weird character [email protected] crowd with a hello and began The story follows the main covetous, but for the most part roles is man that truly cares reading passages from the character Paul (Stewart) as he his reason was to make money about his audience, as well as When most people think books that he has written over goes on many dates with many to promote his own films. the people he works with. In the of Crispin Glover the ac­ the years, with the artwork of different types of women. Altogether, it was a very bi­ purest terms, he is an artist. tor, they immediately the books being displayed on Things get interesting when it fthiQk of the nerdy fa­ a projector covering the entire is revealed that Paul has a fetish ther of Marty McFly in movie screen. for playing with, and brushing, the 1985 film Back to the These books, which have their long hair. His dates almost Future. Then a person would such titles as Concrete Inspection always end in murder. stop and have to give a good and Rat-Catching gave the audi­ In the Q&A portion of the thought about any other mov­ ence a certain bizarre feeling of night, Glover said that his main ies in which they may have seen the prose that Glover was recit­ goal was to make the movie in him. ing. It was not until after the Stewart's vision and to create a On Thursday, Glover arrived show that it was revealed these sense of being uncomfortable in Milwaukee at the Oriental books were actually written in within the audience. He also Theatre to promote his latest the 1800's and had since been said that there was a yet-to-be film, It is Fine! EVERYTHING IS placed into the public domain. released sequel, making the se­ FINE. If the audience thought it Crispin Glover had simply taken ries a trilogy. Unfortunately, was going to be just the show­ out some words and added new Stewart died a few months af­ ing of the movie and nothing ones to create a totally different ter shooting ended on the third else, they were in for a pleasant story. After reciting, he began film. surprise. the movie - the main audience The audience questions were Image courtesy of Volcanic Eruptions.

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have any money to whip out a Wurlitzer or anything BETTER BOWLING NAME: right now in the live set­ ting. At some point, we'd like to have a keyboard player when we can afford it. The horn parts and that were just part of the stu­ dio camaraderie ... nothing we'd take out on the road 01* wi t h u f, Tfrinlton kind of its own beast, any­ way. As for the road life, I dunno ... I really like trav­ eling. It's all very free. How do you spend your down time? Sprangers: We're a little older now, but so we're more versed in how and when to give each other space. Things are still fun and growing, not that it isn't hard, but we all en­ joy it while the band keeps LAZtfW getting better. It's really re­ warding to share the ride with one another.

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with loads of open space. that should not be treated as sonal pizza ($10), and large tasty leftovers. Crisp Pizza Bar There is also a large deck that an afterthought during a res­ ($20). Each option is a signif­ After 10 p.m., the restau­ offers food and hangs over the adjacent alley­ taurant opening. icant portion of food for the rant goes through a metamor­ way, as well as patio space in Although it wasn't too busy price. After you pick a size, phosis, turning into a full-on dancing the front - perfect for smokers when my companion and I you get a multitude of options dance club. With live DJs ev­ and warm summer nights. dropped in, service was slow. for toppings: everything from ery night, Crisp brings a lit­ By Kurt Raether The decor is modern and It took the waitress about ten plain old pepperoni to wal­ tle something that was miss­ Advertising Manager . sleek, with brushed metal and minutes to get a drink order, nuts. We ordered two per­ ing on Brady Street: an up­ [email protected] warm dark.tones throughout. and about another 10 minutes sonal pizzas and a truffle- scale nightclub on par with It comes off as a little cold after that to get the drinks breadstick appetizer. places like Suite. Whether this After the demise of and uninviting, thanks to the (two tap beers). We didn't get The pizza has a thin crust, is a good thing or a bad thing Pizza Man in January, many sharp corners and industrial our food for another hour af­ but not too thin. Crispy on the depends on your taste. The Eastsiders have been wonder­ feel, but modest touches such ter that, and our appetizer outside and chewy in the cen­ place can definitely feel a bit ing if the vacuum left by their as the open wood-fire stove came at the same time as ter, it would make any New little sleazy while in night­ favorite upscale pizza parlor maintain the balance between the main course. Once again, Yorker happy. The fusion-style club mode. would be filled anytime soon. restaurant and nightclub. these are forgivable mistakes ingredients are considerably Overall, Crisp is a welcome Luckily, a new restaurant on Crisp still has a few kinks with a newly-opened restau­ fresher and tastier than the addition to the East Side, and Brady Street has arrived to to work out in the first-impres­ rant, but that "newly-opened" other creative-topping pizza hopefully it will stay with us pick up the slack. sion department. Although excuse won't fly for long; joints in the area - leaps and for a long time. If it can iron Crisp Pizza Bar and Lounge, the building itself is impres­ Crisp has already been open bounds better. Ian's pizza had out its wrinkles, the quality located at 1323 E. Brady St., sive, the menus - printed on for over a month now. better watch its back. The of the pizza should vault it is first and foremost a pizza a blank white sheet of paper Luckily, the thing Crisp portion size is more than ad­ to become one of the most joint; the word "parlor" does - are not. Presumably this will does get right is the food. equate: after about two slices sought-after destinations in not come to mind. It's a cav­ be changing soon, but the Customers get three choices of a personal pizza, you'll be the city. ernous two-storied building physical menu is something for pizza size: slice ($5), per­ ready to bag it up for some

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By Jackie Dreyer a pleasantly open and inviting Staff Writer space. Dining isn't restricted [email protected] to just this room, though. Go Trocadero gets new look through an entry way, and Trocadero, as Milwaukeeans there is yet another room full Renovated restaurant may have lost its niche once knew it, was a French bis­ of tables as well as a doorway to tro where the interior decor the quaint, outdoor patio - the and cuisine were like a slice of perpetually preferred location European heaven for those of to most Troc diners, weather us stateside. After a six-week permitting. remodeling period, the restau­ Although the menu only has rant has reopened as Trocadero three items from the old menu Sl I IjFN I UKIVEllSmrfWISCONSIN Gastrobar with completely new (two salads and the infamous Luna Pizza DISCOUNT *W food and beverage menus that Frites Cones appetizer), it of­ "are influenced by flavors from fers a diverse number of op­ regions the world over," accord­ tions that should please even Voted "Best Tasting, Best Crust" Top 50 Tastiest Pizzerias in the Nation ing to Trocadero's web site. the pickiest of eaters. To the de­ Patrons who praised light of vegetarians and vegans, Trocadero for its charming, the menu also contains more WE DELIVER!!! Parisian ambiance and its alternatives suitable to their di­ French wine list may not be etary restrictions. 1000 EAST LOCUST 414.263.6666 414.264.6666 satisfied with the remodeling, The Baja Fish Tacos delivered though. a fresh and crisp taste and was Focusing on fare influenced a delightful take on the taco. Specialty Pizzas Hew! Eastern Menu by varying countries, the menu Served on a large, white, oval- Supreme Pizza feels more like that of a high- shaped platter, the presenta­ Cheese, Sausage, Mushroom, Onions and Pepperoni Hummus 3.99 end sports bar, somewhere tion was simple and pristine. Veggie Pizza along the lines of Champp's For after dinner treats, Cheese, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Green Kebob Dinner. 7.99 Peppers, and Tomatoes Americana or TGI Friday's. Trocadero's dessert crepes, alas, Stylistically, the menu supports are no longer available. In their Mexican Pizza Beef Pie 2.99 Seasoned Ground Beef, Onions, Tomatoes, this. It uses bright yellow, red, place, however, are four equally and Black Olives and white hues on a black back­ tempting choices, particularly Spinach Pie 2.99 Greek Pizza ground and has a plethora witty the "Skillet Cobbler" and the Gyro Meat, Onions, Tomatoes, Black Olives, and Feta Cheese Cheese Pie 2.99 plate names. "Drunken Cookie Stack." Philly Cheese Steak Pizza All is not lost, though. As As enjoyable as the new Steak, Mushrooms, Onions, Green Peppers, and Tomatoes you enter Trocadero, the bar Trocadero is, customers who Hawaiian Pizza Cheese Canadian Bacon, and Pineapple is the first thing you see, as it adored the old restaurant will was when the restaurant first most likely be left longing for opened. Accompanied by mod­ the previous menu. This is not ern wood booth seating, it's an to say that the changes made 2 Large Pizzas ideal spot for drinking with a -are for the worst. It's just that group of friends. The revamp­ you may find yourself wishing With 2 Toppings Free Pizza ing of the interior of the build­ that the old Trocadero and the Plus 12 Buffalo Wings With Purchase of 3 Pizzas Plus 2 Liters of Soda $24}9 ing is superb and is a definite new one could both exist, but change for the better. as two separate restaurants The next room, which used - equally exceptional, but dis­ (fLMwa Pizza (Auna Pizza to house the main bar, is now tinctly different. ^ 414.263.6666 414.263.6666 a dining space that has become uners cannotDUcornDlnea. txpires b/l/iu

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By Brian Holmes U.S. history. Let us not forget ad and acknowledge his or her right decision Staff Writer ,the current smear campaign - financial support. This would [email protected] that President Obama isn't an make campaign contributors American citizen. It has been think twice about mudslinging Dangerous activity should be For decades special interest found that a good chunk of the if they had to visibly stand be­ groups and lobbyists have held GOP actually believe this. hind their accusations. punished too much sway in Washington. While Democrats have not It seems many have come to been lily white, the GOP gets far By Jason Koppiin state to ban texting while accept this as a side effect of more special interest money, capitalism. Backdoor deals and primarily from large corpora­ Editorial Editor driving. The maximum fine One provision in this [email protected] will be $400. That's a good special interests are a reality in tions. With many Democratic start, but it doesn't go far Washington. This is not accept­ new legislation would attempts to make the rich pay their fair share in taxes, among Driving is the enough. Drivers need to able and it is tearing apart the require the head of the most danger­ be punished for knowingly country. While far more needs other detested decisions, the ous form of engaging in behavior that to be done, Democrats are tak­ company sponsoring the elite are going to be shelling popular trans­ endangers the lives of fel­ ing a small step in the right commercial to appear in out dough to get the GOP back portation, far low motorists. Texters may direction. in power. Bring back the tax more danger­ have the American right to Democrats will propose leg­ the ad and acknowledge breaks for the wealthy and no ous than planes or trains. put themselves in danger, islation requiring companies to his or her financial responsibility to the tax payers There are numerous fac­ but not me or my family. disclose their financial involve­ for corporations too big to fail. tors, but part of the explana­ ment in promoting campaigns. support. While the proposed legisla­ tion must be that pilots and Many of these financial groups tion is but a small step in the engineers don't text. When hide behind the scenes, taking right direction, we need more they do, bad things happen. no responsibility for stretching laws regulating the interfer­ In 2008, for example, an en­ the truth or outright lying in Many people blindly ac­ ence of special interests in our gineer failed to obey a stop their campaign ads. The pro­ cept these half-truths as facts. government. The only way this sign while texting, resulting posal would call for companies is going to get done is if the No sane person would Money is made in the process. in 130 casualties. Texting such as advocacy groups, labor Television stations love election people speak up. Call or write while driving is foolish, self­ defend the right to unions, and up to 527 other es­ years and rake in billions. The your senator or representative. ~r~ ish, and dangerous. That's get behind the wheel tablishments immersed in po­ political financial backer who Tell them business as usual is why Wisconsin will soon be­ litical financial disbursements, started the false rumor gets not going to cut it. They must come the 24th state to ban drunk. Therefore, no to publicly recognize their the satisfaction of giggling in know that we are paying atten­ the activity. sane person should contributors. the shadows and the candidate tion. Big talk is no longer an op­ Accordingtoa2008study While Democrats are not in­ doesn't have to take any re­ tion, action must be taken. We by the Transport Research defend texting while nocent, this abuse has been a sponsibility for this dishonesty have let corruption slide for too Laboratory, texting and driving either. strong tactic of the GOP in re­ because he did not endorse it. long. Other issues must be put driving is actually more cent years. Most of us remem­ It has been a nice little set up in on standby until we can rid our dangerous than drinking ber the rhetoric about John recent years and arguably won government of heinous corrup­ and driving. A Virginia Tech Kerry being unpatriotic be­ Bush a second term. tion. Making groups and corpo­ Transportation Institute cause after fighting in Vietnam One provision in this new leg­ rations stand by their lies and study found that truckers he protested against the war. islation would require the head half-truths is a good start. who text are 23 times more As we know today, this war was of the company sponsoring the likely to cause a crash. The Driving is a privilege, not one of the biggest blunders in commercial to appear in the evidence is there. I'm sure a right, at least on govern­ some will say they can han­ ment built roads. There's dle texting while driving. a reason for speed limits. Then again, some say they There's a reason for drunk drive better when a little driving laws. And yes, there's buzzed, too. a reason for texting bans. No sane person would Those who want to use the defend the right to get public roads need to abide Student vote marred behind the wheel drunk. by the rules put in place for Therefore, no sane person the public interest. should defend texting while Some critics point out driving either. In recent that Wisconsin already has by misinformation years the American College a distracted driving law that of Emergency Physicians prohibits such activities as issued a warning about shaving, applying lipstick, By Jon Tingley feel strongly about an issue administration to be asking the rise of texting injuries and yes, texting while driv­ Columnist showing up at the polls to students for money, but the to walkers. If people can't ing. But texting has become [email protected] vote in high numbers. A lot college union is an concept walk and chew bubblegum, such a problem that there of people were given incor­ that has always been student- should they be allowed to needs to be a specific law Before I say anything, I rect information about the lead and student-funded. drive and do it? Anyone who to make a statement and need to disclose that I am Union Renovation, choosing All the other student would knowingly partake in reinforce in people's minds a UWM Union employee to,jump to conclusions and unions in the state are funded such an activity is a self­ the danger and illegality of and have been working on make snap judgments based through student segregated ish fool. their behavior. this campus for almost five on hearsay instead of seeking fees, and several are charg­ Who is so busy, so im­ With the advent of tough years. I am writing this as a out the facts. The students ing students a much higher portant, that they cannot screens in car dashes and student who pays for his own who supported the renova­ rate. The segregated-fee in­ wait to send a 140-charac- devices like the iPad, this is college tuition and expenses tion or really didn't care ei­ crease proposed by the union ter text until they've arrived only going to become more and knows how much $200 ther way, may not have par­ is designed to limit the bur­ at their destination? As a of a problem. It's best to a year can affect a student. ticipated in the vote because den on current students not rule of thumb, if you're un­ start laying down the law I also know that the people I they assumed the renovation affected by the renovation by important enough that you now, before drivers become work for and the peers that I would happen regardless of charging them a lower stu­ still have to drive yourself any more accustomed to work with are excellent stew­ the results. dent fee until construction around, you're not impor­ partaking in such danger­ ards of student segregated As you can probably al­ starts. tant enough to text while ous multitasking. Odds fees and would not propose ready tell, I completely dis­ Duerstein talks about driving. If you are important are the highway is going an increase that was not ab­ agree with Kyle Duerstein's the administration wasting solutely necessary. editorial from two weeks ago. enough, then it's a moot to keep getting more dan­ money, yet many would con­ point, as your driver would gerous with the more gad­ Last week I think we ex­ Not only was it a misrepre­ sider his $8,500 salary and be hauling you around. But gets we acquire, at least perienced a phenomenon sentation of the facts, it was he still shouldn't text. until the cars start driving characterized by people who entirely hypocritical. I agree other expenditures a corn- Wisconsin will be the 24th themselves. feel strongly or are made to this is a terrible time for the See UNION page 20 20 April! 2,2010 Editorial The UWM Post Union renovations a hard sell Improvements not worth 30 years of fees

By Mackenzie O'Dwyer concerns. Although there was investment. Many students will Staff Writer a pretty clear vote against the not be in school long enough to [email protected] renovation, not even one tenth see the results. It's predicted of the student body participated that UWM students will have to With a $75 million invest­ in the poll. If over 50 percent of pay for the next 30 years. There ment, the union renovation the students who voted were is no guarantee another renova­ decision comes with more against this proposal, shouldn't tion cost won't be added in the than one adjustment for UW- that suggest there needs to be future. In fact, it is expected Milwaukee students. Seeing as a more significant representa­ that another raise in tuition for the goal is to benefit students it tion to really get the student an on-campus basketball arena makes sense to take their opin­ body's opinion? After all, stu­ is in the near future. ion into account. However, the dents are paying the expense. It is already expensive results of an online poll seemed The building is old and stu­ enough to attend college. to put a halt on the union reno­ dents would benefit from a new Fortunately UWM has offered vation plan. facility, but asking $75 million a good education at a more af­ is a price some students can't fordable price. While such ex­ afford. In comparison to other pensive plans to upgrade the renovations done on campus, union might be an advantage the Klotsche center was up­ for students in the future, it The building is old and dated in 2005 with a cost of $5 will amount to little more than students would benefit to $7 million. It was also polled an extra fee for many current that 73 percent of students students. Reconsidering the from a new facility, but feel the union will not support improvements and how much asking $75 million is their needs for the next five to money will be spent could offer ten years. However, the issue a price some students the best of both worlds: an up­ is not a matter of whether the dated union that doesn't come can't afford. union should be remodeled, but with a steep price tag. So with rather how much money should another vote, including a sig­ be spent on the project. An ad­ nificant amount of the student ditional $104 fee is more than population can make an accu­ Out of 2,594 students, about some can afford. rate judgment of what students nine percent of the student body, How many students will ac­ need and the final decision will there was a 57 percent negative tually benefit from the renova­ be up to the UW System Board response, which raises multiple tions? It's such an expensive of Regents. The north-west hallway of the UWM Union. Post photo by Sam Hogerton P* UNION lative body led by Duerstein) unanimously approved fund­ Continued from page 19 ing to explore and design a renovation. plete waste of segregated Instead of beating down fees. Instead of working on a good, fiscally and ethically student issues, he spends his responsible deed, students time cackling with his goons should seize the opportunity in EG79 and continuing to fail they've been presented with in elections for public office. to get involved in this process Is that what we pay him for? I and let the administration think it's also fair to mention know what students really thatthe Senate Appropriations want; after all, they're asking Committee paid for a large you. The facts are that the flat-panel television for their Union is in desperate need of office on the third floor of the a renovation. Union. Was that necessary? If you look at other unions Yes, the Union may have across the state and the na­ used segregated fee money tion, they are vastly better' to inform students about their than the one at UW-Milwaukee. choice to vote and to get their The student union is a critical opinions on a renovation. But component to the success of the Union is a student-lead a university and its students. entity and therefore gets its The student union is a criti­ budget from student fees. So cal marketing tool for all uni­ what money was the adminis­ versities as its serves as both tration supposed to use? the front door and living room It's important to recog­ of a university, serving as a nize the efforts of the staff central hub for student life. who are invested in getting By pushing this project now, student input into a process the administration shows that that affects students. Union they are committed to pro­ administration does not nec­ viding students with the best essarily need to get student possible facilities in which to approval for the renovation, learn, socialize and develop. but they have gone out of their way to inform students Jon Tingley is a UWM stu­ that their fees might increase. dent and author of the Post's Ironically enough, the Student Feel in' Tingley sex column. Association Senate (the legis­

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