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This Other is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UMaine. It has been accepted for inclusion in Maine Campus Archives by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@UMaine. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Weakend Maine Cramps vol.84, no. 44 Firday, April 13, 1799 Orono, Maine Pease is rock star Costello by Declar McManus sharp-eyed rock fans spotted me playing Hitters.'from my latest album, was written pinball in the Union. Well, accidents will about the current administration in student Investigations by this newspaper have happen." government." disclosed that certain stars of the rock and roll world are posing as students and Pease, alias Costello, rose to fame It was also learned that Douglas Bailey, attending classes at UMO. slightly over a year ago with the release of Editor of the Maine Campus, is Bob Dylan. his first album. "My Aim is True." His sports editor is actually Jerry ,Garcia, The Maine Campus has learned that Carl Followed shortly thereafter by "This and two of his writers, Crilly Ritz and Pease. reporter for The New Edition and Year's Model" and his latest, "Armed Bernie Mackinnon are Arlo Guthrie and general friend of man is in actuality New Forces." Bruce Springsteen, respectively. Wave star Elvis Costello. "I get some of my best ideas for songs When asked for an explanation as to "It's true." Pease announced Thursday. here at good ol' UMO." Pease-Costello why "For so many rock stars come to UMO, "I thought I could get away with coming to said. example the song "I'm not Ritz-Guthrie replied: — A lot of us never Maine under an assumed name but some angry" was written after a terrible meal in one of the cafeterias. And "Two Little had a chance to go to college on the way up and after we became famous the logistics make it impossible. So we decided to assume names and come to a place like Cramps wins Dixon Award Maine where the chances of anyone by John Wrongley recognizing us are pretty slim. I mean the appointed to Governor Joseph E. people here would not know us if we For the first time in a row the Maine Brennan's cabinet. walked right up to them and started Cramps has won the Jeanne Dixon The Hutchinson prediction has yet to singin'. Besides fame can't last forever, we prophecy award given each year to the materialize, however, but Daily says he's need something to fall back on when the Costello/Pease; newspaper or newspapers who do a better not worried. fame fades." job of predicting the news than reporting 'MY .4 int Is True' it. "I guess we had the best average of any newspaper in This year's award was given to the the competition for the "Jeannie." Daily Cramps for an article published February said. "We got two out of three. That's a pretty good average. Better Cops bust healthcenter 15 in which editor Tugs Daily correctly than Jim Rice predicted UMO president Howard R. did last year. But I predict this year he'll do better." "One Neville would resign and accept a job at by Nelar. Ellen Walton of the officers went to the The recipient of Alfred University in New York. the Jeannie is selected center last week for some hemmor- by a three member committee. This year hoid medicine and he spotted all Also included in the article were Daily's the committee members were Jeanne Police and FBI agents arrested 15 these drugs in the cabinets," predictions that Vice President for Ac Dixon. The Amazing Kreskin and Carnack people at the Cutem Health Center said UMO police chief ademic Affairs. James Clark. would accept the magnificent. Wednesday in the biggest drug raid Reynold Aland. "So we got a job at Cortland State in New York and Daily was asked recently if he knew the ever on campus. .0 •• a search warrant and Cramps would win. went in and busted that Vice President for Research and Public According to police, five nurses. them." Service, Fred Hutchinson, would be [Continued on page 15 I Cutem Health Center five doctors, the center's director, Director Rob A. Grave said the bust is three graduate students and a a gros! example of police deliveryman were arrested in the harrassment. "Of course we have drugs bust, which netted over a quarter of here," Grave said. "This is a clinic. a million dollars worth of ampheta- The police are so numb, they just see mines, hard drugs. and drug para- drugs and they phernalia. bust whoever is around." The drugs, which were displayed But Alan said the arrests are openly in the medicine cabinets, had warranted. "Drugs and drugs," he been dispensed to students for such said. "I don't care who has them. ailments as asthma, restlessness, My advice to them is 'if you can't to and "the blahs." according to police the time, don't do officials. the crime.' "

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cL1 N ,Q119 Oh my God I N Students gathered on Alumni Field Thursday night to witness t_corinual1h ,14, r weekend visit of Jesus Christ, the alleged son of God. Related story on page 13. LS.I 2 Maine Cramps • April 13. 1799 Map making changes state of mine Cra]

A new dev with AUGUSTA—Members of the Maine wasn't aware that the campus had a Malloy said a toothless grin. "Does most innovat now General Assembly have given unanimous terrible grove of 300 palm trees, but also a that mean that we'll get to be the will be used. approval to a measure that will drastically 50 square mile lake for ice fishing in the armpit of New Hampshire?" the Maine Friday, April 13 reduce the number of square miles in the winter and sail boating in the summer," he Malloy was told that the chances of typographica just the omnious title state by re-drawing the Maine-New said. "And that ski resort will be having bestowed upon "We have Hampshire border. perfect." the area are slim because numerous New 11:00 a.m. Going away party for semester an The alteration, expected to come about "We're very pleased," he added. Hampshire towns enjoy boasting of that Howard Return Never to be held at purchased sh in the next week, specifies that the new Stinky Malloy, BCC housing director, anatomical feature, and after all, they were up," said Capricorn Lodge. for state line be drawn down Union Street in said he's almost thinking of voting there first. "Some have election 7:00 p.m. SLS staff to introduce Bangor. In short, Bangor Community Movem in next fall's senatorial "Aw shucks," the director replied. proofreading state Receiving little new disco step, "The Courtroom College will no longer be the burden of because of the bill signed under the debate, but much being drunk campaign. applause on both House Shuffle." Maine. but of New Hampshire. wide "Clean up Maine" and Senate floors, device we wil "For years, people have been calling our the bill also requires that all BCC students Gov. Joseph E. time and stil Brennan, who an- humble little campus the 'armpit of Maine' buy "Long Live the Country Club" bumper nounced last week that he The device is indeed the and saying we belong in another state." [Continued on page.14 8:00 p.m. Lecture on Administrative nephew of BCC Dean Constance Carlson. designed 13! dependability to be given by Fred sighed a heavy breath of relief and signed Associates 01 Hutchinson will be cancelled. the bill late last night. 11 electronic de banks. •• Everybody knows BCC has always 1 11:00 p.m. UMO police to hold been a burden to the educational system of 1 "I don't re; unannounced alcohol bust at Alpha thing works,' UMO; it belongs in New Hampshire and 1 Omega CLaptik Phi office. fkrist Arthus Goos now I've done it. Just in time for your 1 retirement, huh Aunt Connie?" the computer ha: 1 Saturday. April 14 governor said. patting Carlson on the back. "Eyahh," Carlson said with a wink. 1 "Gee it's fun being a member Celebrate Easter 2:00 a.m. Fredika Neville to hold talk of such a nice, intelligent, fun-loving family." 1 on "Does anyone know where my Hew Sen. Howard Movem, R husband is?" or "Life from a -Presque Isle. 1 said the change will cost nothing this year with suitcase." Hilton Lounge, because 1 Bangor BCC residents, by Enid Log International Airport. who will still be students of -0. UMO will now be required to pay 1 out-of-state tuition as New Hampshire Dick Hew( 3:00 p.m. Cut Flowers and Bob Dylan, Jackson citizens. 1 senate, today Browne, Joni Mitchell, and Joan "BCC has been getting the shaft from week term ft Baez to 1 perform at the Bears Den. the word 'go' what with those rat holes most powerfi ' — 1 $.25 cover charge with student I.D. they're paying money to live in, let alone Blooming Plants Hewes, w the distance and inconvenience Orono 1 comment, bu 7:00 p.m. MUAB movie—"Silent students housed there face," Movem said. 1 to be going bi Movie" by Mel Brooks. (Deaf "They. (Orono students) by the way will ii two year hit( persons must pay half price with take over Loring Air Force Base and will from M.A. Clark Sources so student 1.D.) continue to be bused to the Orono being laugh campus." he meetings for Sunday, April 15 added. "We figured a tuition hike of 400 percent "is it over yet wouldn't really 46 Main St. Orono calesthenics? 10:00 a.m. Dr. Robber 0. Graves to phase BCC students too much," Movem said, "they get question peni give instruction on treatment of zits off too iliMart:rt-a:rit:JrJrzJ easy attending BCC "Dick just caused by Easter candy. To be held as it is. . .they've been riding on Orono's shirt three hours in Acid room at Aubert Hall. tails long enough." 33 1-a: `-a43ritiaiaoracrearttorg In a telephone interview early yesterday meeting, he 5:00 p.m. Easter Bunny to speak on morning. New Hampshire Gov. Hugh SEARS BANGOR MALL other senatot population control. Mrs. Bunny Gallen told of a brochure he had received everyone. the unable to attend due to contractions. from Carlson displaying the beauty and he's through. enriching features BCC offers. AUTO CENTER into Carl Peas. at him until NOW OPEN AT 8 A.M. sources repo] Fall Semester Courses In Sources sa! 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Ch 11 37 General Chemistry 1:10-2:00 F Eh 1 09 College Composition 10:00-10:50 MWF PROFESSIONAL Eh 6 03 Intro. to Fiction 11:00-11:50 MWF Es Eh 90 01 Topics in Lit: Sci Fic. 7:00-8:15 TTH FRONT END ALIGNMENT FSA 99R 01 Freshman Seminar Rec. 3:10-4:00 TVV 9 RE(; is Hr 41 06 Honor Seminar to be arranged ONLY 1 29 1 • SAVE '3.00 Hy 105 01 Renaissance & Reformation 11:00-12:15 TTH Well set caster/camber and toe, inspect front Fri IDL 24 01 Sociology of Rural Life 11:00-12:15 TTH end and acquit steering. Includes air- IDL 111 01 Language & Social Control 2:10-3:25 TTH conditioned cars. IDL 129 01 The Individual & Community 9:30-10:45 TTH Ms 26 08 Analytic Geo. & Cal.(Accelerated) 8:00-8:50 M-F PHONE OUR AUTO CENTER DEPT. fa Ms 28 04 II Analytic Geo. & Cal. 9:00-9:50 M-F ABOUT EVENING P1156 01 Philosophy of Religion 9:30-10:45 TTH AUTO REPAIRS Wati Pol 1 03 American Government 10:00-10:50 MWF 'Need work done on your car? Sc 2 06 Fund. of Interpersonal Comm. 8:00-8:50 MWF BUT PRESSED FOR TIME? Tel Sc 3 01 Fund of Public Communication 2:10-3:25 TTH Leave Your Car at Sears Auto (For Sc 6 01 Oral Comm. of Literature 11:00-12:15 TTH Center While You Shop Sc 45 01 Small Group Communication 12:30-1:45 TTH 'EXPERT MECHANICS Sp 5 01 Spanish Conversation 10:00-10:50 MWF ON DUTY # FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE YOU Ss 4 01 Staying Alive: Life in Mod. Soc. to be arranged CAN CHARGE ALL Can Sy 3 04 Intro to Sociology 12:10-1:00 MWF AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES ON YOUR SEARS CHARGE. Sy 109 01 Death & Society 2:10-3:00 MWF # Sy 111 01 Religion & American Society 10:00-10:50 MWF SEARS, Bangor Mall Ra( Ps 1R 10 General Physics Rec. 1:10-2:00 W 1-95 and Hogan Rd., Bangor Tel. 947-8371 ira43CMazra=4Xtorgoraoraorabraoracraor§. Maine Cramps • April 13, 1799 3 Cramps buys typo trapper

A new device, described by some as the matically read the copy and arrange the most innovative thing since edible panties, words in the correct order if there are any will be used, beginning with this issue, by mistakes. It is a complicated piece of the Maine Cramps to help correct machinery but it is a good think to have. By typographical errors. the way can I freshen that up for you?" "We have had too many typos this Production manager Susan Day, who will semester and this new device we have be responsible for using the typo trapper purchased should help clear some of them said there are still a few bugs in the system up," said Cramps editor Tugs Daily. but it should work fine once the trial period "Some have blamed the typos on bad is over. proofreading others have accused us of "Luckily I have had experience in this being drunk all the time. With this new type of equipment before so I know how to device we will be able to stay drunk all the handle it. Here, I'll turn it on for you." time and still put out a readible paper." . gmPtgg emsza 0x tf edy ox mqf The device, called a typo trapper, was )a stiir Fly th 354 nhu designed by Wonder and Feleciano iwids we9r hav. sut j bag) nhpciti Associates of Black Hole, Iowa. It is an f b°u een inc In I y cu hive 0 I yiAlCzarl electronic device with computer memory 6 bap sJ vy • The typo trapper, banks. the newest machine purchased by the Maine Cramps is the most )) sitp o a% r cpvica nw% efficient of its kind. "I don't really understand how the damn b f 91 yweiJ a Ailp xr.)bj ebnirb r hl ba thing works." said department chairman ••• jr vbb ilyo cis °I b Fbi xol x vzo ••• • Arthus Gooseman. All I know is the i g wakferg w;.ee( y s j wy) computer has been programmed to auto- r •• * - & ) °LI nz banby j m0bz v ix r°cal - k01 • Hewes quits; Marine 4sk0o sol bound • et1/4o11 /4 ovoR •• by Enid Logan Barrows as fast as he can. •0 ?P' 0 o, •• Others say Hewes is planning to produce Dick Hewes. president of the student and publish his own dictionary as he is it :. 011," 6v0 oxSitot7s1 I 0.1E0 senate, today resigned after a short three tired of using the same words the Marines ‘.% jV cE .°0 week term from one of the government's taught him in an effort to sound intelligent. u‘is most powerful offices. In other senate business, Steve coAk • Hewes, who could be reached for Bucherati, the new president took over not ou or) vp,MES t4‘ P6‘ • comment, but refused to say a word, is said only the senate today, but also the Maine wit • to be going back to the Marines for another Campus. okEE s sk3eIS Og • two year hitch. Members of the senate stormed the • SC-N°r Sources say the president is tired of office doors yesterday in a rage. subse- • , E•• quently forcing all former staffers through • being laughed at during the senate • Id Po` iik‘l • meetings for uttering such statements as the halls of Lord Hall in chains and • Po - , 440- •• "is it over yet" "anybody want to do some shackles. *** calesthenics?" and "I'm hungry" during "I'm tired of you people printing stories • about the student senate that don't make • question periods. • "Dick just can't sit still during the two or us look good," shouted Bucherati. "Why • c°1o _..011110**** 11 three hours it takes to have a senate can't you print all the good things the • loco' meeting, he usually takes time to visit student senate does?" • ‘01•**" other senators hoping that if he talks to New staffers have reportedly moved the %,.. everyone, the meeting will be over when operation to a large house on Fraternity he's through. If it isn't, he'll usually bump Row. into Carl Pease. parlimentary. who will talk They are reportedly hard at work trying at him until the meeting does get over,•• to operate the Campus' half dozen 1942 sources reported. model year manual typewriters and Sources say the president has long been answering the phone before the tenth ring. MIDNIGHT SHOW tired of hearing senators express them- Sources say Tuesday's issue will be a selves for half hour intervals and has special edition boasting of all the good Friday Friday finally given up trying to entertain them by things the student senate and senators running up and down the steps in 123 iContinued on page16 9111,/MITI, CINEMAS DO IT YOURSELF Sat. Sat. THED,Ity7,0,34.40 41, GARAGE 010 RENT-A-BAY—RENT-A-LIFT Do your own auto repairs. Beat the CHAMR The high cost of garages and gas 7:09& 9:15 stations. Parts at wholesale. Free instruction. IfORRICANE 1216 HAMMOND ST. (There is only one safr Place- BANGOR is each othere arms (NI TEL. 942-2787 Easter Gift Values For Friends and the Whole Family Jewelry (We also have gold and silver crosses) Watches(For men, women, and children) Televisions Electric Shavers (For everyone) (For men and women) Clock Radios Cameras Luggage Radios L 72 Ill•nlo Mon ft OWTe., 4 Maine Cramps • April 13, I Maine C ramps The University of Maine at Orono's student newspaper since WS

Tugs Daily,Ednur John Wrongley,Managmg Editor Tammy Naive,News Editor Natasha Slayfonger,Copy Editor Susan Knight-n-Day,Production Manager the late Greg Betts,Sports Editor by Ji Bill Amazing.Photo Editor Hans C. Anderson,Advertising Manager Nancy Callous.Features Editor Melody N. Music,Business Manager Ma The Maine Cramps is barely a newspaper Warn published at the University of Maine at his tyl Orono. Editorial and business offices are Des hidden in 106 Lord Hall, Orono, Maine ment 04469. Tel. 207-581-7700. Advertising and subscription rates are unbelievably high. confes Printed underground at the Ellsworth 10,000 Unamerican. Ellsworth, Maine 04604. UMPE the Ur questio

The Editorial death resulti every Pulling no punches four y The writtei It is indeed a sad day when the final chapter has typed when certain events which been brought to a close, UM FL have come to pass necessitate there will only be a handful I the writing of such an of people who will editorial. The situation remember what happened. which has reared its ugly Of that handful. most will head on campus the past believe the correct course few days can no longer of action was taken. But continue to be. that is then and now is now and now is the time history Scum bags It W What is it about people is written. source that makes them think ident We can't sit still and To the Editor: things like Linda this can prepare to pay the price for You scumbags! You think continue? We Ten times don't know our own mistakes. No, the fast? you know a good story when but we certainly you see Bron can offer future must go on. In fact Dear Sirs and Madams: one. Hah! Did you our opinion. read my column about the last ni there is little we can do to his en; There comes Three Mile Island disaster? a time when prevent it. Student Legal Services, the insufficiently a plan a subsidized Now that was journalism, newspaper has to take a Therefore we believe statesmen of students' sub- "Lir stantive due process, is a ferocious buster. strong stand against As my good friend once carry justice would be better freedom-fighter facilitating proper pro- injustice and ignorance and told me, "newspaper editors said. ' served if the guilty party creation of pluralistic principles this is it. purporting are men who separate the politic; would simply identify him to be plentiful for plebian pleasures. wheat from the chaff, and Abzug There, However before we bring or herself and put an end to now let's see you say that 10 then print the chaff." You times fast, pal, and no help from counsel. Ron down the inevitable rain of this senseless act of could learn a lesson from Brown criticism upon the ones who inhuman agression. this. was fell from our graces this We know the students of Yours in brief, Jud Esty-Kendall Sincerely. situati week, let us relfect on the this University expect Student Legal Services James J. Kilpatrick Wh( good points. retribution of some kind but Mrs. "Poor Sometime in the not too who exactly is accountable She distant future, when all the and who can afford the Nestle deals unfairly? price of coffee now been c dust has settled, when be lov history has been written, anyway? carbon copies to everybody on Dear Editor: campus, so they know I'm still here. So you put me out of a job just So all you clowns are boycotting because of a few. dead babies in St The Cramps discourages letters from Nestle's products, huh? Well, isn't Africa. Now think. Is it really THAT readers. To be published, letters must that just great. Nobody comes to the BIG A DEAL? contain money. Names will be withheld Union and buys candy bars and what Respectfully, Dave Rand depending on the amount of money. The the hell do I do all day? Tell me that, t Director less said the better and all are subject to Ralph Nader. I do nothing. That's Memorial Union disposal at the editor's whim. what. Maybe type a few letters with The The semes Edii brains move A word from our Prez "W for so Dear Friends: P.S. Want to hear a joke? How did A one hand clap the chicken cross the road? (He got The media-concious president that Harold Alfond to buy him a I am, I'd like to take some space here Mercedes. Hee hee hee). Hey, do E you guys promise to send me the Public services to answer a few questions asked To the Editor: 1 recently about the scholarly institu- Maine Campus next semester? I tion to which I'm transferring next don't want to miss out on all the Sorority OF news back home. from I don't know how to break it to you guys, year. but, well, shit, there's a lot of clap going Is it a good school. I'm asked. To the Editor: around and you should be very, very Does it have a good reputation, I'm careful where you stick or place your asked. Is it nationally known, they respective sexual tools or other gadgets. I know. Please print the following public want to mean, it's your thing and everything, and 1) It is now; 2) It's one of the Light rights service announcement. Thank you. better if you want to have it just drop off some day vocational schools in that county of (or implode, I suppose), go ahead, but put New York; and 3) Robert You are all a friend of mine Klein, who To all my many friends: yourself in our place. How would you like recently hosted "Saturday You can do it any time Night somebody coming into your hospital, late Live" attended there. Alfred State For a nickel or a dime You have the right to remain at night, crying, and then getting all your , University. if you don't, throw you SO cents for overtime silent, and I'll urine bottles and test tubes all mungy and So, clam up and let me be. in the can for a week for having a icky? And who do you think has to clean missing tail light. Sincerely, them the next day? Damn right. So, Leaving on a jet plane, Susan Bliss I'm Howard R. Neville Yo in a heap a trouble, boy. Activities Chairman University Barns Al Reynolds Hump a Rubber Bumper Yours with rubber gloves on (That's where they keep lame ducks. Head Social Sorority Dr. Robert Graves Get it?) UMO Cop Shop Cutler Health Center

••••• Maine Cramps • April 13, 1799 5 Poisoning kills Cramps reporter

by Jimmy Olsen A native of Scarborough. Warren came to UMO in 1975 and quickly became a reporter for the Maine Campus. Warren's Maine Campus reporter Daniel R. success at UMO had been phenomenal. Warren was found dead yesterday behind During his years here he had risen from the his typewriter at the Maine Campus office. ranks of an ordinary reporter to his present Despite the fact that the UMO Depart- position at the paper which was that of an ment of Police and Safety has received ordinary reporter. confessions to the murder from almost Warren was an alleged member of the 10,000 UMO students, a spokesman for Beta Theta Pi fraternity but the UMO UMPD said that all foreign professors at chapter has repeatedly denied this allega- the University were being rounded up for tion time and time again. questioning. Sharon Dendurent, disciplinary officer at UMO, said that no charges will be brought The county coroner said that Warren's against Warren's killer. death was caused by ink poisoning, resulting from his killer forcing him to eat every column he had written during his "We don't feel a crime has been four years at UMO. committed in this instance," Dendurent said. "You can't prosecute people for every little thing that happens you know." The murderer, or murderess, left a note written in a variety of foreign languages Warren will be buried Monday behind typed on Warren's forehead leading the University barns in a simple ceremony UMPD to suspect a foreign professor may expected to be attended by Warren's pet have been involved in the slaying. dog. Brown,Ronstadt to tie the knot

It was learned yesterday from unreliable sources that ex-student government pres- ident Winn Brown does intend to wed Needaman Linda Ronstadt, the current queen of rock. Rock wed Brown announced his engagement plans last night at an ATO party. He denied that Just before going to press his engagement to Ms. Ronstadt is part of Thursday it was learned that his political career. a plan to further Tammy Needaman, 21, of Hart carry a tune but she can't "Linda can Hall and Steve Rock, also 21, of carry me through an election," Brown Signa Phi Nothing said. "If I wanted someone to help my fraternity political career I would've married Bella were married late last night in a Abzug." ceremony performed by a justice Ronstadt, ,yv119. is in Tanzania with of the peace in Old Town. Brown's older brother Gov. Jerry Brown, Needaman and Rock (see was reluctant to comment about the related stories) met at a party situation. Wednesday night. felt about being When asked how she "Before I knew it I was in front Brown. Ronstadt replied. Mrs. Winn of a justice of the peace," Rock "Poor poor pitiful me." said. "I don't even remember She said of the engagement plans, "I've how been cheated, been mistreated, when will I I get there." be loved?" Needaman was all smiles arid y on radiated marital happiness. "Oh, here. I knew he was just the man for just me," she beamed. "! know he es in Student government paper has a reputation as a womanizer, [HAT but that will change soon. I'll fully, make him into a fine husband." Rand "timely move" go weakly: a Rock shook his head. "I can't •ector to "We think by going weakly, we will be dent was optimistic about the change. believe it," he mumbled. "I just inion The student government mouthpiece. giving the students what they want rather can't believe it. After my 14th The New Edition. will go, weakly, next "I've been telling Cal ever since I was today. than what they need." beer the whole night is a big semester, it was announced elected to go weakly," Hewes said. "I'm Editor of the New Edition, Cal "more blur. It's gotta be a mistake." Reaction to the news that the comedic glad he had finally decided to take my brains than" Broun. said he thinks the Needaman tittered. "I always broadsheet would go weakly, spread like advice. I can't wait until next semester and move is timely. throughout the campus. I can really see what it is like for them to go get my man. "We have been thinking of going weakly wildfire Dick Hewes, student government presi- weakly." for some time now." Broun said, weakly . 7lap kEYL_C-RwOcrf (rgAti Likc, Look AO oW? THR.66:- C't-A1-1.( IzY SICK ANDTIRE0 AT -Pie ARM 5 THAT Fin)66125! EL)6k -*a Fimps nIcr C-RK 6(065 (A5 kip 6Louc-5 -T-ttAr OF 'Ll-t(5 GARtitf 3- 1-0 PLAY if4E. 0/1&0 .•ou guys, ELZOWS 11

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drive his freshman year and a Save the Steve Tab Machines on behalf of fat people Tammy his junior year. Dan Moron by Nancy Callous by Ready to graduate in six weeks, Steve Rock is confident. He returns to Steve Rock ducked his head under Time is growing short for the table after dropping his fifth Tammy. table, doing it so quickly that he The 22-year-old senior, the quarter into the juke box to hear, I'm like great upset the chair next to his and the numbers of women across the sure, "Macho Man" by the Village campus, reporter's tape recorder which had is suffering from N.M.S. People for the eighth time. He admits been resting by his right elbow. Better known as the "No to liking the song and dancing nude to Man Syndrome" it's the great it in front of his full-length mirror crippler of, "Goddamn women," he said, a young adults. With only six whenever he's alone. weeks left troubled look on his face. "It's getting in the semester, it hits senior women so a stud like me can't sit here in the "I'll probably follow the sun," he hardest. campus pub and have a drink without said, when asked of his career plans. We sit and chat in Tammy's room in some girl walking by the window and "-You know, lifeguard at Old Orchard Hart Hall. On her desk are pictures of making him scared that she's going to Beach in the summer, Bermuda in the past loves, all of which invariably bit come in and attack him," fall and Florida in the winter. In the the dust. spring, I'll go to a state park in A huge wooden hope chest in the Steve Rock, varsity swimmer, frater- Winnoga, Iowa. That's where my middle of the room serves as a coffee nity celebrity and all-around hot ticket, grandparents live. There's a junior table; on it lies the latest issue of often has to hide from women, in order college there, which is good. I'll -Bride" magazine. to maintain some privacy. He knows probably need some intellectual stim- We sip Tab—Tammy explains that Tammy Needaman, a college senior it plenty about being victimized by an won't have read desperate search of a husband. [photo 1,1 ulation by then. I she has to watch her weight. The home Bill Amazing] -attack." At last count, he had sex 'National GeozaPhic' fnr months." [Continued on page 81 with 2,688 women during his three and a half years at UMO. And frankly, he needs a rest, he says. Applications are now being accepted

"It's too much," said Steve, who for: majors in physical education and journalism the two toughest on campus. "I started out putting notches in my belt for each broad I knocked off, just little sixteenth inch notches, but I went through four belts by my sophomore year and couldn't afford it Maine Campus anymore."

Steve's problem is not unusual. Statistics from Residential Strife and Cutem Health Center say approxi- mately 70 male students report sexual exhaustion every year. Girls at UMO come here for one thing, say Steve and 40 other deep, intellectual people like him, and it's not the ice cream in the Bear's Den. "It's probably not their fault," and Steve said softly, creasing the top left corner of a page from "Hustler."

"These girls are only human, and once they've had chocolate milk shakes, they want chocolate milkshakes all the time. If you know what I mean." His voice drifts off, and he stares at you, honestly, sincerely, as if he em- pathizes with UMO's troubled women and wants to help them. Really. Steve Rock has a long history of working for desperate causes, having served as chairman for a muscular dystrophy Deadline for application THE DAVE NELSON Wednesday, April 25, 1979 ART CONTEST Can you draw Interviews Friday, April 27, 1979 Wimpy? at 1:15 p.m. (NO TRACING) Applications available in 107 Lord Hall

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drive his freshman year and a Save the Steve Tab Machines on behalf of fat people Tammy his junior year. Dan Moron by Nancy Callous by Ready to graduate in six weeks, Steve Rock is confident. He returns to Steve Rock ducked his head under Time is growing short for the table after dropping his fifth Tammy. table, doing it so quickly that he The 22-year-old senior, like the quarter into the juke box to hear, I'm great upset the chair next to his and the numbers of women across the sure, "Macho Man" by the Village campus, reporter's tape recorder which had is suffering from N.M.S. People for the eighth time. He admits been resting by his right elbow. Better known as the to liking the song and dancing nude to "No Man Syndrome" it's the it in front of his full-length mirror great crippler of, "Goddamn women," he said, a young adults. With only six whenever he's alone. weeks left troubled look on his face. "It's getting in the semester, it hits senior women so a stud like me can't sit here in the "I'll probably follow the sun," he hardest. campus pub and have a drink without said, when asked of his career plans. We sit and chat in Tammy's room in some girl walking by the window and "You know, lifeguard at Old Orchard Hart Hall. On her desk are pictures of making him scared that she's going to Beach in the summer, Bermuda in the past loves, all of which invariably bit come in and attack him" fall and Florida in the winter. In the the dust. spring. I'll go to a state park in A huge wooden hope chest in the Steve Rock, varsity swimmer, frater- Winnoga, Iowa. That's where my middle of the room serves as a coffee nity celebrity and all-around hot ticket, grandparents live. There's a junior table; on it lies the latest issue of often has to hide from women, in order college there, which is good. I'll "Bride'' magazine. to maintain some privacy. He knows probably need some intellectual stim- We sip Tab—Tammy explains that Tammy Needaman, a college senior ii plenty about being victimized by an then. I won't have read desperate search of a husband. [photo b., ulation by she has to watch her weight. The home Bill Amazing] "attack." At last count, he had sex 'National Geo_zaPhic' for months." (Continued on page 8 I with 2,688 women during his three and a half years at UMO. And frankly, he needs a rest, he says. Applications are now being accepted

It's too much," said Steve, who for: majors in physical education and journalism, the two toughest on campus. "I started out putting notches in my belt for each broad I knocked off, just little sixteenth inch notches, but I went through four belts by my sophomore year and couldn't afford it Maine Campus anymore."

Steve's problem is not unusual. Statistics from Residential Strife and Cutem Health Center say approxi- mately 70 male students report sexual exhaustion every year. Girls at UMO come here for one thing, say Steve and other deep, intellectual people like him, and it's not the ice cream in the Bear's Den. "It's probably not their fault," and Steve said softly, creasing the top left corner of a page from "Hustler.''

"These girls are only human, and once they've had chocolate milk shakes, they want chocolate milkshakes all the time. If you know what I mean.'' His voice drifts off, and he stares at you, atoL1112 honestly, sincerely, as if he em- pathizes with UMO's troubled women and wants to help them. Really. Steve Rock has a long history of working for desperate causes, having served as C112 chairman for a muscular dystrophy Deadline for application THE DAVE NELSON Wednesday, April 25, 1979 ART CONTEST Can you draw Interviews Friday, April 27, 1979 Wimpy? at 1:15 p.m. (V0 TRACING) Applications available in 107 Lord Hall

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Cruising other parts includes dishwasher, disposal. of the world aboard sailing or Call 866-4506. power yachts? Boat owners need crews! For free information, send I972-Dodge Coronet. Excellent a $I5 stamp to Xanadu. 6833 So. 0 0 Running condition. Bit of rust Gessner, Suite 661. Houston, Tx. 0 though. Call Richard 866-7726. 77036." Admission $2.00 Students $1.00 0 _ 10 M,iine Cramps • April 13. 1799 Applications being accepted Campus sports editor 'hangs' it up Wi by Bob Ryan rim in Memorial Gymnasium. Ironically, it Daily upon learning the news. "His work Show. Apparently the janitor in the gym was the same basket which Northeastern's had been dropping of lately though so I last night heard Despondent over the unsuccessfui sea- Greg scream something Bill Loughnane sank a 30 foot desperation guess its best for all parties concerned that about seeing last sons of this year's UMO football and year's UMass upset just shot to end the hopes of post-season it happened. All he did for the past two one basketball teams. Campus sports editor more time. He also couldn't accept the playoffs for the Black Bears. months was walk around the office in a fact Greg Betts hung himself Thursday with an that Rufus Harris wouldn't be going "I'm absolutely shocked but not sur- production old pair of Rufus Harris' shoe daze or sit up late on nights against Magic Johnson in the NCAA Finals laces from a prised by it," said Campus editor Tugs and watch Tom Snyder on the Tomorrow in Salt Lake City either. And I guess the real killer was the hockey team's loss to Salem State in the playoffs. The man was a very sad case." Betts got involved in the sports world at a very young age after being born on the back of the New York Yankee team bus in 1957. The son of a former Yankee groundskeeper and a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Betts lived an early life of loneliness and poverty after being aban- doned at age three in the South Bronx. He sold peanuts and programs outside Yankee Stadium to support himself and shacked out at night in any player's locker that happened to be unlocked. His life took a turn for the better in 1970 when then Yankee second baseman Horace Clarke took a liking to the youngster and offered to send him to a private school in The body of the late Greg Betts lying in state in the basement ofLord Hall. Mourners Maine to learn to read and write. After Strike three for Betts may pay their respects between 8 a. m. and 5 p.m. today.[photo by Bill Arnazin) spending six years at the Skitikuk School in Orono, Betts was offered a full scholarship to UMO to sweep the offices of the Maine Paul's Store coaching staff. It was then that Betts met Black Bear basketball coach Skip Chap- Groceries pelle. BUSINESS Cold Beverages "So the little bugger really did it," said Chappelle after hearing the news. "I first Snack Items got acquainted with Greg during the fall of '76 DIRECTORY Open after I caught him peeking at some 7 Days A Week scouting report charts in my office. He 6 A.M.-12 P.M. seemed to be interested in the team so I A Guide to Services gave him a job as team manager. But I had 250 So. Main St., to fire him after only a month when he tried and Stores for Your. to make a player substitution in a game Bi Needs Old Town against LaSalle. He and I continued to be good friends though and every so often I would send him off on a recruiting trip for Funky Fashions The Store us. By the way, he was the one responsible ov for recruiting John Joyce. The kid had a ROTC good eye for Men's Vatural Foods talent." by Mary Unable to hold down any kind of full time job or get out of bed in time for his UMO f cheese, nuts. teas, afternoon classes. Betts fell in with another victory y( Contact: Cpt. John F. Wornen s UMO fresh peanut butter basketball reject—Paul Whcley— Bicknell q Smith Memorial and became a pool Gym fresh fruits and vegetable hustler on campus. ics at the Military Science Depart- Then came Betts' biggest career break in in Tulane cdaiS Open 11 to 4 December of '78 ment Tele. 581-7112 26 Mill St., Orono when he bumped into Bicknel or 139 Main St. then Campus Features editor Tugs Daily in years at h 7237 Hours Mon.-Sat. 10-6 a gutter outside the Paramount Bangor, Lounge in with 0-11 Me. _ Bangor. Daily informed Betts that he was "Hey. BANGOR going to be editor of the paper the saying I e DOWN EAST MERRIFIELD following semester and since no one could but that's write there sweet TOYOTA 6e24cA !sr to begin with, he would give littl Betts the job of sports editor in exchange going to New and Used Cars them. 1 c -School Supplies for cab fare home. mere ttm Sales—Service The rest of course is history as Betts was Hairy ' •Calculators sent Daily Rentals to jail last January for refusing to cussed hi -Typewriters reveal his sources on a story dealing with "God. I an outbreak Complete Bicycle Sales & Service of athletes foot in the UMO pigskin fr Drafting Equipment training room. He 'COLUMBIA •RALEIGH was then awarded the job becau: Pulitzer Prize Engineering Supplies And Other Fine Bicycles for his three-part on the me ticket! incident. Call rewer, Parts & Complete Repairs Then things began to crumble in Boston G 14 State St. Bangor, Betts' career Me. Accessories & Equipment which eventually led to his Sentim 989-6400 Maine tragic and 942-5511 139 State St., Bangor 942-5127i untimely end. moves w The family has requested in lieu of "Duh-i Dabay flowers, contributions be made to the UMO Myle Col I, Savings and Footbi Loan athletic scholarship fund in memory of Au to Parts 01111111111 011TLIT Bicknell. Assn. of Bangor Betts. 15 S Water St. /14:111 "He's Low Prices on 31 Main St. Orono me my Old Town Carpet, Linoleum made me 10 Mill St. Corner ice Clothing N.O.W. CHECKING today Orono Housewares 656 Hammond Al burre—S,2 99 5% interest St. ef-N4' "And much, much more Bangor no minimum Your NAPA balance --open 7 days I week— no monthly 01 Jobber is a good Brewer A & P Snooping Center Wilson SI Brewer service charge maw 909-8975 to know. of fru SUPER SERVICE BACKED 100% Frank's Shoe due AUTO FAMOUS NAME hos -MOTION Repair are EQUIP. CO. 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What has happened to Since Winkin's work load may be man was a baseball coach John Winkin is shrinking in Coach Winkin apparently has something to difficult for him to handle in his present size due to a massive overdose of radiation do with his chemical makeuo." condition, UMO athletic director Harold S. S world at from his wife's micro-wave oven. Westerman yesterday hired two new um on the Sources close to the investigating team assistant coaches for the upcoming season. am bus in Since cooking two salisbury steak TV say a high level of gaterade in Winkin's They are Bobby Blinkin and Chester Nod. bloodstream was detected Yankee dinners for a midnight snack while he last week and Concerning the hirings Winkin had no Cowboy watched "Saturday Night Live" last mixed with the TV dinners, may be the comment, Blinkin could not be reached and weekend, Winkin has reportedly shrunk to cause of the problem. ly life of Nod simply shook his just under head. tng aban- 13 inches high. 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Personally though, I'm surprised BANGOR COMMUNITY ed into Bicknell had been coach for the last 28 he's taking this new job because he doesn't Daily in years at Maine. and consistently ended up know how to speak French either. COLLEGE— Inge in with 0-11 seasonal records. The University is currently negotiating he was "Hey. I know there have been rumors with comedian Woody Allen to be the next Advisor's Office-- then 105 Bangor Hall saying I er the don't know how to teach football, football coach in an effort to keep the joke e but that's crap. I've got talent and those could tradition going on the football gridiron. d give sweet little nuns can see that. And they're 1BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION- :hange going to give me scholarships—lots of them!.1 can have as many as I want, Room 12 Stevens Hall South mere tiowarou so tts was Hairy Westerly, athletic director, dis- ing to cussed his feelings. EDUCATION- g with "God, he was no good! He coudn't tell a UMO pigskin from a puck. I only gave him the The Foyer Shibles Hall ed the job because I owed him a favor after he got I In the me tickets to the Grateful Dead concert in ible in Boston Garden." i to his Sentiments surrounding Bicknell's 'ENGINEERING AND SCIENCE moves were mixed Department Chairperson's Offices eu of "Duh-uh, coach was good to me, said UMO Myle Concussion, tackle. Football ory of manager Rave Robards praised Bicknell. 'GRADUATE SCHOOL "He's the greatest man I know. He gave Advisor's Office me my first break eight years ago and made me waterboy, and look where I am today." Jock Bicknell LIFE SCIENCES AND AGRICULTURE-- Orono to become NBA city Academic Advisor's Office Harry Mangurian, the new owner later. So we figured it would be a of the struggling Boston Celtic good public relations move if we franchise announced yesterday that went to Orono. The only thing we SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING due to poor fan attendance and worry about up there is whether we hostility toward the front office from can outdraw the Black Bear basket- TFCHNOLOGY area fans the NBA club would ball team. move to Orono and play its home Auerbach added that since Mem- 112 East Annex orial Gymnasium (2200) seats con- -2•4 games in Memorial Gymnasium. The teams name will then be changed to siderably les then Boston Gargen the Maine Dropouts. (15,460) that ticket prices may be TECHNICAL DIVISION OF raised slightly. "It won't be that much of an Advisor's Office "We just couldn't make a go of it increase." said Auerbach, prob- LIFE SCIENCES in Boston any longer ," said club ably front row seats will go for $80 A general manager Red Auerbach. and the rest will be a few bucks less. "Since John Y. Brown After all, if we're going to sign Larry SCHEDULE OF CLASSES ARE AVAILABLE IN — things up here, we've known we Bird, we've got to get some bucks THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE would have to skip town sooner or somewhere. vw•mr.lim. Maine Cramps • April 13, 1799 Mountaineering #5• REGULATION GARB You,a faithful follower of this • spane, have been a moun- less serious business. taineer If you are I for some time now going to down the mountains, You've studied the funda- rather than vice versa, mentals, you must selected your be confident of your standing. gear and experimented Weer rat Between the head and the with methodology. lies feet In short, the area known to pros as "the you are nobody's fool. None- body"' Mountaineering theless,you also know • a little bodywear is usually based knowledge is a dangerous thing. on personal So you preference. want to learn more. However,keep Smart thinking. a keen A fan eye out for one common First, for all you must realize that • criterion Your once the basics 86600118 D clothes of mountaineering All staler should be comfortable are mastered, headgear and it is only nuance flexible, allowing for which distinguishes open the true movement,specifically in artists from the the merely adequate. vicinity of the arms.A free Therefore, attention to detail, and responsive especially arm is a in matters ofclothing, mountaineer's best is vital. friend. • Certain accessories, of Always protect the head I course,complement according The and to seasonal fluctua- refined complete the regulation tions. In winter,a warm hat look % garb. is Expedition flags mandatory.( The head,after BUSCH to mark all, C your territory is the chimney of the I in public body. places,con - Avoid cerebral heat & I loss - flexible necting ropes for it diminishes your Ilb OM% those ho- who prefer the security physio abilities.) I of In mountaineering in summertime, tandem a sun visor and back- or a packs filled billed cap will with beer nuts, guarantee crucial mugs, visibility bottle openers among and the craggy other para- peaks. phanalia,. Pay particular Beyond these standards, regard to your :u uctiii.s foot- Insert wardrobe gear. Shoes contents of Fig. A styles should into Fig. B Flex Fig C 120; transferring Expedition range from the be sturdy and contents to flag rustic stable. Fig D Swallow to A secure the refined And footing is well of utmost they might,for importance. Without it, mountaineers you're asking for are a trouble. 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