VOLUME Vili. WASHINGTON CITY, D. C., OCTOBER 20,1878
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VOLUME Vili. WASHINGTON CITY, D. C., OCTOBER 20,1878. NUMBER 34. preter, every cursed fool In the country can read and diminutive court or South American republic. This Mr. John O. ¡Pugh retires from the ohoir of St. EDITORIAL ITEMS. THE CAPITAL, grin over the damnable record. preambulating polyglot is the most un-English British subjecti ever encountered, and is deoldedly the most Aloyslus church greatly to the regret of the pastor THE funny man of the Boston Post needs fish diet, PUBLISHED WEEKLY BT LADIES' DELIVERY. agreeable man who buzzes at the wells. To-day he and of the congregation. The Catholic churohes have though he's-had too much to de. Let him beat that One reads this over an entrance to nearly all the gave us a seance on beauty and its preservation. Ac- been instructed by the reverend bishop of the diocese cording to this Admirable Orlchton, when Italy sends for idiocy. THE CAPITAL PUBLISHING COMPANY post-offices in larger towns, where the crowd makes It torth beauty she always gains the palm among na- to curtail all expenses, and are so doing. The result 927 JO street, Washington, D. €• better for the gentler sex to have a separate window. tions, perhaps because the constant view of perfect is that the choirs are hereafter to be carried on by JOAQUIN MILLER weeps because he was not born in We never knew what a study of human nature this form and color which greets the eye there has a direct Italy.—Boston Post. And America weeps that he does or indirect Influence on procreation ; but oertain it is volunteers. DONN PIATT, ....... EDITOR. opening afforded until one day we had occasion to call that when an Italian is really beautiful the chiseling not stay there. on a friend whose duty as post-office clerk kept him at of the teatures and the harmony of the ensemble is The many friends of Miss Emma Harman ol TERMS: Per year, (including postage,) $3.50; six LONDON streets- are torn up pretty generally for this window. greater than in any other race. When the Countess Detroit, Michigan, will be pleased to learn of her months, $1.50; three months, 75 cents—In advance. Castigllone visited England twenty years ago Lord arrival in Washington. Being such a decided favorite new wood pavements. In about two years they will One would suppose this duty would be assigned to Palmerston gave a memorable dinner, to which he in- "Single copies, 5 cents. be torn up pretty generally to make room for some- a woman. But a postmaster soon learns that nothing vited nine ot England's greatest beauties to meet that last winter in society, it is hardly necessary to add . OLUBS: Ten oopies to one address, $20 In advance of the Castigllone. They were all assembled when thing more substantial, while the profanity ot the is more offensive to the lemale mind than to be that she will gain first laurels this season. with one copy free. Twenty copies to one address,$35 she entered, crushing and overwhelming as the statue " blarsted" Englisher will be awful to contemplate. waited on by one of her own sex. Merchants soon of Venus Anadyomene among those of lesser divini- In advance, with one copy free. The Mends of Mrs. Major B. L. Shelley are pleased discover this, and nothing retains female clerks In ties, and all the criticisms on her coiffure, toilet, haughty, imperious air, were set at naught by the fact to note her return to this city after an absence of six THE JEWS certainly must be, as far as individualiza- stores but the fact that they can be obtained cheaper that every line was perfect. 1 can quite believe the weeks spent with her family in Pittsburg, Pennsyl- tion goes, the most wonderful people In the world. SOCIAL GOSSIP. and are more reliable. They are not popular with statement, for a triend of ours in Paris owns an un- vania. Gambetta is an orthodox Jew, Disraeli a Jew, though draped statue tor which the Countess Oastlgllone la men, but women loathe and despise the female clerk. said to have posed, and it is beautiful. Our Admira- too truckling to public sentiment to be orthodox; the The Wife's Letters. We suspect that to this strange dislike may be traced ble Orlchton wonders that beauty should long be able to The engagement of Miss Nina French to Count de Rothschilds, who own Europe, are Jews. And the It has been lately decided by the highest authority the slow progress made by lemale physicians and endure the corrosive effects of modern fashionable Suzannet, formerly second secretary of the French tailors who own us principally so. ttfait the husband has no right to his wife's letters. life. Being so great a power, it is worth preserving Legation in this city, is announced. clergy. We believe the. average female would die In by more attention to hygienic principles. ' Why This is wise. It i s wiping out the last remnant of THE Radical press have a good deal to say about the greatest possible agony before submitting to the were Aspasia, Lais and, later, Ninon de l'Enclos Judge Swayne of the Supreme Bench will build a the greatest brute once known to civilization as the treatment of a woman doctor; and as to the clergy, beautiful to the end ? Because they cared for and the " Democratic victory " and " Democratic govern- nursed thefr health, their Intellect and all accessories cottage In Newport next spring. ment" at Mount Vernon, Indiana, referring to the husband-at-common-law. when the average female submits to such, we want necessary tor beauty to reign and • command. They This creature was a relic of barbarism. It came some reliable people to send us their affidavits to the ignored the benefits of progress and civilization, recent decisions of J udge Lynch there. They natu- down to us from a period that ante-dates th e birth of fact, and then we will not believe them. calorlleres, tight lacing, truffles, foie gras at midnight "SOUTH CAROLINA CHIVALRY." rally presume that those who go about raping prosti- and a B and S at three o'clock In the morning—all tutes are of the Republican party, and now mourn the Diary, mother of God, when women were regarded as The one charm about sickness, and one of the many meaning poverty of blood and nervous exhaustion. By the graoe of Probate Judge Samuel Lee, and something inferior to men. We should never have met them at St. Morits.' This is through the columns of a bloody-shirt journal of this fond votes lost. in sin, is the delicious privilege it gives of talking to one view of the matter, but it seems to me, Ella, that And this in the face of heathen mythology and a sympathizing listener about one's self. We force if Aspasia & Co. never grew old it was not only be- city—the last of Its name—we learn of " South Caro- THE English theatrical manager frequently writes christian records. With the heathens—grand old fel- our egotism on others as it is; but to have a doctor or cause they had the sense to preserve their health, but lina Chivalry " in bad grammar and worse veracity. his own puffs for the press. The editorial oritle gives lows they were too—Jove shared his power with Juno; because they had no heart. Beauty possessed ot a clergyman come and beg us to talk about our body heart must suffer, no matter how sound the body, and We do not know who Judge Lee is, except that he his honest opinion of the same thing. Under this and, while war and rough work of all sorts had male or our soul is a luxury that cannot be measured in suffering begets lines and gray hairs even in youth. was here in Washington on bad and unworthy busi- duplex elliptic arrangement it sometimes happens gods to represent them, wisdom and the arts had words. On this foundation Is medicine and the Cath- The noblest beauty, after all, is that of expression ; ness last winter; but the Idea of placing such a mur- that a musical performance whioh Is " perfect" In one goddesses, save and exoept Mercury, the god of and what face can express varying emotions that has olic church based, and so long as human nature exists felt none ? A summer resort is the very last place one derer of English as he upon the bench is sufficient to oolumn Is "wretchedly butchered" In another. And thieves, and therefore the deity in and about Wash- so long will the two be with us. seeks for intelligence, yet even here the most beauti- arouse the slumbering tiger in the bosom ol the most everybody is happy. ful women are not the most attractive. The woman ington. if we turn to the Hebrew chronicles we find This luxury would loBe nine tenths of its charm to ignorant clay-eater of the Carolinas. who looks equally well, morning, noon and night ; " CAN A MAN belong to a brass band and be a that Eve, our first mother, was made from a rib of the female mind If it were limited to women. whose face never changes ; whose brow is always The "Judge"—half brother to the " Major"—writes •hristlan ?" is the question en trial in Saddle River, Adam. Therefore Adam was. only the raw material A woman will hasten to open her inmost heart to a serene, is simply a being whose blood never rises that "the Bepublicans were subject to terrorism and above sixty degrees Fahrenheit.