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A HIGH-rankingS Leeds By MATT GENEVER He was later forced to resign University manager has been university when he committed from his position. A convicted of the indecent the offence. On Monday a spokesperson from Leeds &vault of a five-year-old boy. Leeds Crown Court jury University said: "The David Mow vley, 46, was convicted Mowvicy on two University were aware of trial HELP Will they ever see Nolen the hamster again? Pk: Alys Tomlinson property manager at the count:. PAGE 11, COLUMN 5 FULL STORY • PAGE 10 INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-19, Sport 20-24. Plus 24-page &ice magazine

NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday November 7 1997 Dorn - who said she wiri going to work, at home. She was their Leeds Student with Said Shag! Bkxidy check Minerva's moan .1" get hack soh hum is one 'sin, but to lie to Me is beyond This week in Diary of a failed sex fiend to arty st talent belief. Sparks flew, Fighting I'vfm is 900 a good idea Mil t■all had Iii lot months_ new slates. kitally ruined in went oil in tears, I England and Wales' behind pet Tie the last thing you want studs up mud, as were new Versace went of for Case who are still L.,11 i> NOine Licscli)r.' hand. "cans, but gut w.1 orme to head mar watt, and was best student moaning .it lilt hack into town tomorrow. Must stranded in the park_ Miserable miserable This Monday eeniug lx iii 01 flu. stir they 'Westin): Fed i ip Got up at remember to gel student loan would never newspaper Definitely should realise that tin goes out ham in time ft a. ten o'clock for skiine holiday at Christmas. have happened in London, sick of fashion in the second wreck Kum:, Drove round and round The way the money's flowing NEWS term bine. if term. Told by rather bossy umversny looking for parking out at the moment. might have Thursday: Woke up - not m struck. LA its of nwsey thing that urgent cases space. None. Just who are these u+ settle (hr France rather than my bed. Contact lens stuck m Your city work. very only get seen between 940 in (teaks who drive in at 7:30 in Canada. Someone even eye. Painful Looked round. little going on. the morning. Giggled over the morning to.secuie that suggested Bulgaria. Didn't F' urid numw. Mascara down leeds the and Muddy cases_ thinking of Case. when prime spot just outside the even know it still existed. let lace - quickly found bag and way in the very bored. her words struck home. gam. union? After spending 30 rains alone has snow. Isn't there a re-applied Tried to get hatings. ongoing fees Realised wa.s Middle or the night to me dear. driving round, went hack home war on round that or Another person in mom. Under really sick when evert alcohol but she wouldn't budge, N4,1 disgusted, thoroughly worn something. Anyway, standing covers. Damn. Must battle taw to do the trick. Dots and Thos and I headed for Family out, and caught taxi to town to in mud in Hyde Park. surreptitiously pull down Pages 4,5 I traipsed down to 1)r. fir Planning Clinic. Staved off the relieve stress by therapy attempting to get pissed to covers to see who it is. Rack sicknote and maybe free boredom for it link while - shopping. enjoy something on this brains first. Total blank. Very COMMENT condoms (not that we'll need after all when you've watched ridiculous night. where people wortitai. Quick pray= Promise them,a s both celibate and UK living for over an hour, Wednesday: Bonfire night. aimlessly fire missiles into the never to touch alky again as Will Blair's doomed to remain sof l lost to anything is preferable. Well. Headed till to Hyde Park with air and shout Oak. Aaalt. So, long as person is good lrmking. make appointment. Explained itInwsst. Told by FPC to get a Case and bottle of white in wandered round searching my Person stirs_ Person nulls ever. big bucks help that it was really urgent and smear tea. Hmin. After having hand. Should never have worn knight. when bumped into Oh - and please God let it he a computers man. byte back? Pogo a SHOCKED FINALISTS PETITION AGAINST HUGE FUNDING CUTBACKS FEATURE Pint of beer or babycham? We look into New Laddism

papas 12-13 Library closure Outhcook FUNDENG cutbacks have forced the closure of an important library. leaving linguists with no Nou Camp, way of accessing vital course material. nice cathedral. The modern languages BY CATHY ATKINSON What more library shut its doors at the charged f.20,000 for the space. could you ask end of last term, despite a Discussions failed to resolve for? p ilaf 16.)7 petition by finalists to keep this problem and eventually lihnay it n. staff were forced to leave. guage students are now 'Me cklit rusagned last Stunner SPORT while Assistant Librarian. Mr: unable to borrow books, read Dolainore took early retirement periodicals and use up Iodate Beaten by the thisSeptcnibo.tsnly a week before Aussies... foreign newspapers to help the Stan of term. 4 Full with their studies. again! The head of the French Moved BUSA reports department Dr Rachel Kilhck regretted the decision: "Over the At resent the library space is inside still available for those students pages 20-24 years the library has provided a pleasant and convenient place for wishing to use dictionaries and students to work. As courses have selected books have been moved assumed a contemporary studies to the Bmthertun and Edward case the recent articles available Boyle librariM. in the library were essential to Dr Killick said she fears the their studies." closure may affect the number of applicants the department will The Remit slepurnituatecaue major reftabishmem and students Last year students campaigned Ruth Barry will put these petitions receive next year "We feel the responsible for the Bost of the this year are still left with no against the closure presenting a to Joyce Hill the link Vice loss may affect trouitment.' whole Modem Languages library specialist library catering for their petition to the vice chancellor. Chancellor to voice their However she has not idven up in moat years when the Untrasity's noels. Finalists this year tug organizing opinions. hope that d ie spite will he =mated funding ammgements changed. First year Rachael Boswell a second cantpaign with petitions Dr Killick concluded by into a more modernized centre expressed her disappointment at in all the language departments. saying: "My concern is that we and resume for language study. Charged finding the library closedwhen are able to ensure that some kind as discussions arc currently she arrived in Leeds: "As a Level of comparable facility is available .rhe library staff were put on underw-ay to create a facility with Concern One French student I consider a to students in our amt. The lihoty the French depanment's payroll modem computerequipment and modern languages library to he Next week.. finalists. Jon has filled an increasingly and charging on overheads was online newspapers. essential for the development of Lacey. Claire Duck-worth, Emma important function as the also ininduead with the deo, merit However this would involve my skills in the subject." Wallis, Linda Mos nihan and languages have diversified"

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arrest those living there, over and wearing only rny response units were sent to the ARMED police By KEVIN PETTMAN before discovering that the boxers." scene, We had to treat it as a swooped on a city Chief Reporter But he was held for twelve genuine alarm." centre flat believing three guns involved were hours in a cell at Bridewell police the residents had been in fact replicas. around went to the toilet about "I saw the bloke being taken station. despite being told it Tailbacks firing gun shots - only Partying 7.30are he explained. "I opened to the van, it was all very would only take a couple of The incident sparked national the front room door and six exciting." hours. media coverage as reports of to find the students The people in the flat had police officers were pointing The area was sealed off for "It was like The !fill with two men brandishing guns in the city inside playing with returned from the Majestyk machine guns at me. more than three hours as the fiat detectives questioning me. 1 were blown out of proportion pretend guns. nightclub about 3 o'clock "They bundled me into a was searched causing major couldn't tell them anything as ITV Calendar news and Galas and continued partying bedroom and handcuffed Me. hold-ups in the city. Two other I was very drunk and hadn't Radio were among those vs ho Routine police patrols fired any of the shots." afterwards. I was marched out surrounded men and a woman were also reported on the event. reported hearing the blasts by police wearing just my boxer arrested Paul was finally released Paul Saville, a second year The city was finally brought and seeing a man holding shorts and put in a van." twelve hours later on police hail Combined Studies student Hungover hack to normal in early morning a gun at the window of the Local resident David along with the other three after rush hour tailbacks stretched at Leeds University. was Armstrong witnessed the involved. All charges have now riverside flat near the Corn "I dime hi it was quite funny to the MI. confronted by police as they incident: "As 1 was getting ready and couldn't really comprehend been dripped. The three replica firearms Exchange. They proceeded raided the flat, for work, I noticed all the police what was going on.- Paul added A spokesman for West involved are all legal I) registered to raid the apartment and "I slept in the front room activity outside. "especially as I was very hung Yorkshire police said: "Armed but are still being held by Nilo!.

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STALLED: Residents are demanding greater action against illegal parkers Pie: Alys Tomlinson Wardens clamping down on illegal carparkers draws TH F: ROW over unauthorised Sy JENNY WATSON "Residents will park on the double parkers intensified this week how to get a pass." yellow line just because they are as locals demanded tighter too lazy to cross Residents claim they have the street,- he restrictions. now here to park due to said. Residents of Little Woodhouse unauthorised vehicles and traffic A spokesman from the are bleating student drivers for wardens say the usual methods Department of Parking Services the increasing abuse of the parking of punishment, tickets and fines. strongly advises student residents permit system and are calling for do nothing to prevent the situation. to claim their free permits to more traffic wardens on Kelso avoid lines and further trouble. and Clarendon Roads. Blame He also stressed that w hilst a Freda Matthews, Secretary of visitors permit is available per the Little Wtxidhouse Community However. it is not only students household, it is intended for use Association. said. "We have a who are to blame. "I think that by specific guests. problem at the beginning of the people who have moved on have don't think it's fair to wheel ac:idemic year, when the students sold permits to friends. so we're clamp student cars," said one Mum. looking towards a new permit outraged parker. "There is not "I don't know whether they system." added Mrs Matthews. enough parking around the lust don' hoiher or don't know A Leeds traffic warden agreed University as it is."

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Pic: Laura Davis 4 Leeds Student, Friday November 7 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 5 Television STANDSTILL BY CAMPAIGNERS MARCHING AGAINST 111MON FEES confessions LUCKY Claire Massey confessed all on Smut Mapes BBC prugramme, •riir Wnw. 1Mbilturr. 'The Ireds postgreduate won e week's trip to Paris to see Paul Weller in concert and got to meet a whole host of stars: "Jo Wiley, Radio One Di, was wandering around on set and I also caught sight of May Cam phell:' enthused Claire. over fees "It was an interesting day out and it was good fun meeting all the TV and radio celebrities." But the day was spoiled by the lack of spontaneity in the show's filming, "We were told exactly what we had to say. and that made the day less exetting:' explained Claire. Disc jockey thousands scoops award

By LAURA DAVIS FURIOUS campaigners marched on Leeds on Saturday. in one of a series of national protests damning the introduction of tuition SUCCESSFUL disc jockey fees. Huw Owen is celebrating Angry students past and winning the Best Contemporary Music present flocked in their Programme prize at the thousands to demonstrate National Student Radii, their disgust at the Awards. Government's decision that The broadcasting graduate, who presents his education should no longer award-winning show on be free for all. Leeds Student Radio said: I think it's affected the "I am very happy to have fundamental principles of free won this award, it is a education in this country and tribute to the depth and I'm disgusted by it." blasted quality of music scene in Ian Latham. a lecturer of Leeds." This honour gives the Further Education at Leeds ~cation a boost just before College of Arts and Design. it takes to the air this "I'm marching for my Friday evening, November children and for the future 7. at 6pm, on 107,8 fm. generations who are going to come through further education:- But it was not just students who wished to make their Textile team feelings known. "There are representatives of unions from all commended over the North East, people with their children, socialist workers. A TOP Swiss textile company has rewarded the efforts of an international workers." said Pete Moorey. Services Officer at LUU. SIT DOWN: Campaigners take demonstration Into their own hands by forcing traffic to a halt Plc: Laura Davis academic department by donating equipment worth "We're hoping pupils from sixth saying that there was no other a fraction of the number who finalist front Teeside University student, in higher and further writs Cathy form centres around the area will £800,000, way to raise money for the cause: attend university in Leeds. said: "It was in people's faces. We education and in our schools Aiicinson come." "By introducing tuition fees we Jerome Jeans, President of were walking a bit fast so we everywhere and I would want the The state of the an spinning will be able to provide vital LMUSU. believes this is due to thought 'stop the traffic'. We only NUS to take up their particular machinery for cotton and short Dependent funding for universities. This will present students thinking the cuts sat down for about five minutes. cause as well." staple material was presented to Even pensioners felt this issue improve teaching standards for will not affect them. "Students some people were really upset. it the School of Textile Industries would effect them. "Because we aren't even particularly aware of made the point." Justice at Leeds University by the Government's plans to cut However. others seemed are pensioners we are dependent The Socialist Workers Party He offered this advice to the Machinenfabrik in recognition grants by next year, so that was unaware of why they had chosen on the workers of tomorrow to believe they have a solution to the campaigners: "You have to take of the Schoul's continuing one of our main campaigns - to to interrupt the tnarche"We just provide us with the funding for Government's financial problem. yourself and campaign on issues commitment to the development increase students awareness of did it." said another protester. our pensions. 'They should tax the rich to fund of economic and social justice of the textile industry. these issues. "Everyone else sat down. so I "Unless people are trained our education," said Suzy generally, the issue of fees is just The Higher Education "Unfortunately, as at a lot of copied them," we're not going to have the Hewlett, a spokesperson for the one of these: You need others on Funding Council for England universities, there is a certain The march ended in front of workforce we need and people Party. your side if you are to win this and the Office of Science and amount of student apathy around Leeds City Art Gallery, where who are capable of running the battle." Technology collaborated with and that's a very tough area to guest speakers encouraged the country successfully," explained Useless Most students appeared Machinentateilk tosecure break. But 1 think we're getting protesters m their campaign, Marjorie Miles. Chairperson of "They keep spending money pleased with the success of the funding for the muehinery. the Leeds Pensioners Forum. there" protest. Jane Maddox, a second Tim Hall. spokeperson for on useless things, on Trident for lee believes the march will "All through our working lives Struggle year French student at Leeds the department expressed his example. We don't want it, we have gone some way towards we fought for free education for Harold Best. MP for Leeds University said she thought it excitement over the presentation: don't need it. We do want and this: "1 think the demonstration our children and grandchildren. North West told why he was would make it difference. "I don't 'This will benefit not only need free education however. and will he a good sueeess. It it's we certainly don't warn to see it supporting their struggle "I see how the Government can undergraduates but aisle we're not getting that done nationally at the same level taken away, not by a Labour believe that the fundamental ignore us now. They must change postgraduates pit iv Wing "Blair and Blunkett benefited as in Leeds it should he good.' government: she seintinueet principle of education should he their minds" opportunities tits from free education. They got But some campaigners "We fed that only by working The national march of pi test del nonstrations, pit tiects and where they are now because of it thought the march was not that it is tree and equally together can any of us really gel will take place in London on research and now they're taking it away sufficiently hardhating and sat in accessible to all. something changed." "I am in favour of this Wednesday November 24. LUU FiNt year student. Hannah from us. It's unfai•," the middle of a busy crossroads, A Labour Party Spokesman particular campaign, but it cannot are hoping to pro. ide transport Davies was aki.) enthusiastic. Although over 1.500 students causing traffic to conic to a defended Labour's decision marched on Saturday. this is only he seen in isolation. There ate for anyone wishing to attend. 'The new machines help yOti standstill One eampaigner. a understand the ths.•ory dual car learn by seeing it first hand `I believe education should be free and equally accessible to all' Haft! Bast PAP grenict. I 6 Leeds St F 'eta November 7 1997 Leeds Student [I] AND THE KIDS: CAN THERE ONLY BE A NET LOSS?

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Careers Beery Eainshaw T HE judge in Louise Clubs Woodward's trial Phil Litulfielti Nick Sargent announces his decision on the Internet, Columnist Simon Jeffery. and a new techno•friendly Ointment generation download the Philip Bantam verdict all over the world. Ales Cameron Joel Rickert Tony Blair's decision to invest .E100 million a year Fashion Jeam Jones in computers for Britain's Bayley Jones schools could not have Ftwores been better timed. loosing But remember the BBC Food and Drink Microcomputer? if you went Nick Haven Jcmima Sisstms to school during the 1980s. you may have learnt to Listings programme a BBC machine. Ross Horsley After several hours spent Music inputting a language called Jo Cairns Joseph Downie Basic or Logo, the screen Robby Elson would turn purple or a square Jenny Wood would bounce around. It was News hardly Streetfighter II. Laura Dasis Mutt Geneva The MiertiElectronics Naveed Raja Education Programme t 1981- 1985) bombarded schools with Chief Reporter Kevin Penman plastic replicas of keyboards - pupils were supposed to imagine Pictures a screen, Computers became their Sandi Davis own subject: `Computer Studies'. Technology experts predict cyber sweetshops will be running by the year 2000: hungry kiddies will digest virtual lollipops Polities Today thousands of BBCs sit in put it. "every hour not spent on a Martin Arnold store cupboards, made redundant by computer is an hour not spent outside huge developments in information looking at real trees. or in conversation Proof Reader technology. How much did they Chanty Li with a real person". contribute to raising standards of Nina Cameron, Computer Technician Sport education? Even in the rare cases where at Bishop Foxes School, Taunton argues Chris Struts BY JOEL RICKETY equipment functioned and teachers the internet "doesn't teach them were fully trained to deal with it. the anything that they couldn't find in Science programmes were often simple and Michelle Flatman books, and we can't monitor the quality Joanne O'Neill boring. New Education leaves textbooks Thus the £100 million initial of material the children are down- Since then computers have changed behind and joins information purchase will need more than £600 loading. It is slow and virtually useless Television beyond recognition. Now Windows '95 superhighway: the National Grid for million investment over the next ten for our work - it would he far better to I)iane Leaning asks "Where do you want to go Learning will wire up every school in years, an impossible amount for increase the number of teachers." Russ Horsley today?", and with a modem connection Dan Thuhron the UK by the year 2002. and the schools to raise. Yet without this The government thinks information we can soar across the world in government will invest £50 million per constant updating, equipment rapidly technology is inherently good. but this seconds. Just as computers have Travel year (provided an equal amount comes becomes useless. stems from a misunderstanding of the Indira Das-Gupta become vital to the economy, front the private sector). Lottery Furthermore, in the US there is an media. Computers. like televisions, arc multimedia promises to revolutionise money will train teachers to use emerging view that computers actually not things in themselves but spaces to education. computers for every subject. damage the learning process by which people bring skills and And as usual. America has got there Blair's biggest coup was the developing the wrong parts of the information. tirst. President Clinton's technology endorsement of cyber mogul Bill Gates brain. We have been here before. In 19/_ task force have issued a series of Tony and Bill - sorry, Anthony Charles Thomas Edison predicted that "the Editorial hotline: excited reports about the 'classroom of Limon Blair and William Jefferson RIMARY school children are motion picture is destined to (0113) 243 4727 the future'. Gates III - met for a chat a few weeks lulled by programme design, but revolutionise our educational system' Editorial Fax: With a screen in every class, and ago. Both men smiled, and both had do not engage with the material and... in a few years it will supplant (0113) 246 7953 ventualiy on every desk, the p reason to. Blair stayed in the headlines. effectively. One popular CD-Rom, largely, if not entirely. the use of traditional roles of teacher and pupil email and Gates made the easiest sale of his Reader Rabbit. has been found to textbooks". A few decades later, the will be transformed. Pupils will educate leeds.student@ career. securing a monopoly of supply decrease creative thinking skills by portable radio was hailed as the future themselves on the World Wide Web. btinternet.com to Britain's schools. 50%. of schools. In Britain we have New Education: If Blair had been watching The instant availability of As we know. it was not. But like Blair's answer to Harold Wilson's I Advertising hotline: developments in the US, however. he information (not to mention Spelling now, the government was duped by The 'white heat of technology'. his legacy may have thought again. Gates is a and grammar checkers) moves emphasis Future Industry, believing that new call Catherine Barton to the millennial generation. It is ruthless monopolist, and he knows that away from the development of technology could fundamentally alter on (0113) 231 4293 remarkably similar to the vision of the money rolls in after the equipment cognition, detracting from the growth of the way children learn. Perhaps it's the Clinton's task force_ has been installed. social and personal skills. As an expert politicians who need to learn. Leeds Student, Friday November 7 1997 Murray Prints Leeds Student OPINION Leeds University must learn over libraries 4 IBRARIES are a vital part of university life, whether we like it or I not. Many students place the quality of such facilities high on their list of priorities when choosing their learning institutions. Which is why, in National Library Week, it's a disgrace that money cannot be found to keep the modern languages library open. At the same time. the shiny new Edward Boyle library extension casts its long shadow over the under-threat learning centre. There is no way, therefore, that lack of money can be used as an excuse for this ill-timed closure. The extension may have been long overdue, but • filling it full of expensive computers which are on the whole being used for nothing more than e-mailing THE NEW CRYO-METER DEALS WITH LOUISE WOODWARD_ friends is a waste of vital cash. 4 tit $ Guidance Higher education is supposed to he all about getting high levels of personal attention and specialist information. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR The librarians, rather than being faceless employees stamping hooks all day.. are able to guide students to the The maligned marchers Booked shop? right areas and give them the guidance they need. This is exactly what Dear Editor, be that the Dear Editor. departmental libraries cater for. This is Student why it must be kept open. WE are constantly reminded Unions ONE thing hasn't changed about LUU since I With the threat of tuition fees of the personal freedoms who arrived three years ago. I refer to the upheld by the Student organise these hook_shop and the sour-faced old hats who affecting the amount of applicants for Unions: no one will be events don't really care to work there. 1998, admissions could he well down. for the letter discriminated against on the long as the event is seen to We are made to feel as if they have done us And if Leeds University hopes to basis of sex. race. religion he a success in terms of a great favour by selling us the book we have halt this decline, particularly after they etc.. and that any individual turnout and publicity. had to request and wait for anyway. figured so badly in the recent Times of the week has the right to associate It is here that I feel that I ant forced to question the content of their league tables. then closing much- themselves with any society the Union Representatives job briefs: maybe due to the biological needed facilities isn't going to help one Crime victim? they wish, or not! are failing the students construction of the people employed there, little hit. Tuition Fees victim? I refer in this instance to whom they are elected to workers are advised not to be friendly. due to Write to your MP. the demonstration last represent. If the individual the possibility of fracture lines appearing on Want to win a tenner? Saturday against the rights of students are to he their 'acidic-burn" inflicting faces. introduction of tuition fees shown respect could more Is it that they are in some kind of pain that Trainer puts his Nothing better to do? for higher education. I like not be done to keep political prevents them from smiling. or could smiling Write to Leeds Student. many students believe groups from involving be a cause of pain? Maybe they need some foot in it... again 24-Hour Rolling News stomgly in the principles of unwilling students in this funn of treatment, and are attempting to fund 0 it seems NUS President Desk: free education. However I do way. Just because all this by offering minimal discount, if am, on not particularly wish to ally students arc not political their goods? Douglas Trainer and his cronies myself to the "Socialist radicals does not mean that have finally got off their The Editor Workers Puny-, 'Student they do not want to protest Adrian Pitts S backsides and put their weight behind Workers- et al... about what. many feel to he Leeds Student the anti-tuition fees campaign. About LUU, PO Box 157 It seems to be impossible an apolitical issue, of to attend a student concern to all students time too. Leeds demonstration and avoid regardless of political bias. Bunch of arses But the warnings are still there for all to LS1 being automatically seen as a I suspect that I am not see. On Radio Five Live this week Trainer Dear Editor. member of these groups. alone in holding these views, met former NUS boss Jim NIurphy, We Maybe their co-ordination at can anything be done to help or fax: 'BIGGEST Bunch of Arse' Awards go to: were treated to the farcical sound of these (0113) 246 7953 these events or just the students protest on their two Scots 'arguing' over fee; - with proliferation of their banners terms? . Those who have seen the Lousie Murphy having to play a very different makes it impossible to avoid. Woodward trial for under 5 minutes on or beam us on: I suspect that the answer may John M Randall Newsround and reckon they have an opinion. tune now he's a Labour MP. and Trainer leedsstudent 2. Those wearing the height of fashion trying to sound as convincing as possible - combat trousers without realising its as good @htinternet.com no doubt in order to impress any Scottish ...And a mexican meltdown as wearing a school uniform. constituencies with future vacancies. 3. Those flooding the library computer's They even admitted to living in the same weeks ago Leeds war The peasants of Chiapas You can also call in to the Two with inane hours of e-mail to their Friends house! have staged an uprising. Student reported on the sitting three rows behind them. At Leeds Student we like to think that New newspaper office at Human rights abuses are rife. holiday from hell for one -I_ Those coming back to lectures after Trainer's achingly 'hard-line' posture is LMUSU City Site. MI the indications are that student whose bus was lunch smelling like they've been deep fat something to do with our calls for his head. We the situation will worsen_ kidnapped by guerrillas in Fried. must have touched a nerve somewhere - he was Mexico. There has been no recently heard to call your paper "a hunch of Nicholas: Grcenhalgh media coverage of this awful Chris Curtis forkers- after our campaign. We wouldn't have it any colter way, OWN GOAL: Wednesday de-Pleated • Turn to page 22 Don't waste

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TH F RE are many British hands who fail to turn their NME-induced fame into Stateside success because they are OMORROW is the culmination of Chris Smith. Secretary of State for Culture. crap. This is a perrenial problem for National Libraries Week. Like many Media and Sport land anything other supplement the record industry. you get with The Sunday Times) wants to bring the This process also works the other Tothers. I've been unable to think Internet revolution to libraries by 2002. Wisely, Mr way round - in the UK. for instance. about anything else. Smith does not want to replace books with web we hear very little country music. You Libraries form the backbone of this pages but let the two exist side by side. And thus di.. can probably guess why. country's, cr., book lending network. The week punters can watch the US legal system as it happens - a long overdue celebration of books, and how Shania Twain above) released her second album. to shelve them alphabetically - certainly shows HEFFIELD Library see a beautiful future Come On Over, earlier they're turning over a neo• leaf in an attempt to away from the mundanities of prim and VDU. this week. Produced by her husband They want love, or rather they hope their attract new readers. S John 'Mutt' Lange it is the most readers do. A series of singles nights for So. now it seems the smart thing is to be into eagerly awaited albums to come out of "unattached readers" have been scheduled as part of Nashville for years. libraries. Events have included storytelling at Jersey the National Libraries Week. The less good looking Following her hit singles I'm Outta Library with live snakes tdamn. why is Leeds so are advised to hang around large print to maximise Here and Any Man of Mine,the bonng?) and a pyjama party at another branch their chances of a take home. which. for legal reasons, wishes to remain One Don Juan of my acquaintance attempts a album's star track. Honey I'm Home, anonymous. similar strategy around the university libraries, often is a cutesy ballad with references to The highlight is Saturday's "Rock till dawn" staying late into the evening in a vain attempt to find PMS and flat hair. initiative where twenty libraries across the country an acceptable way of saying ''cr. hello, I was very To critics she's the southern belle will open all night in direct competition to many impressed with the way you used that index." He has who broke the rules. I don't care. I'm established nightspots. Visitors will take part in in an not succeeded. He is, however, very well read. still hitter Credit to the Nation never exotic range of activities - including borrowing And that, boring as it may sound. is the point of got the recognition they deserved. books. libraries. Library spokesman Ross Shimmon said "the theme of the week is the position libraries will occupy as the hub of information. imagination and community life in the next century." Libranans of the future, it seems, will encourage us to have fun and meet people. Or they'll line you. New libraries are already constructed along these lines. The Leeds University Edward Boyle extension has eschewed the multi storey cur park minimalism of its parent building in favour of panoramic views. pule desks and modernist chairs_ Conversation Whaj- cohsts )0p flourishes outside the allocated reading areas. but is wo its weig tin go! 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10 NEWSDESK 243 4721 Leeds Student, Friday November 7 1997 Hamst-rung by pet thieves HEARTLESS thieves who stole a By KEVIN PET•MAN "She is such a friendly hamster, she much-loved pet are demanding an Chief Reporter only hit me once" said Zoe. -We just amazing $10 million from the and our friends don't know anything want her hack sale and sound," distraught owners - or they will kill about it". the In a desperate attempt to get her back Stolen yews Beccy Leeds University second the students have changed their answer In a similar incident lust April, a pet P.:artishaw, Zoe Bunnell and Katie Haves phone message to a plea to the kidnappers. guinea pig was stolen from her owner have received telephone demands which But they only received a second by two youngsters. must he met if they want to see their Anna Haley, 11, was getting ready friendly hamster alive again. for school when she discovered Ginny The upset students. who call the `The kidnappers said and her wooden hutch were missing. hamster Nolene. were stunned when Bravely, she went to Royal Park one that if we didn't stand they woke up to find it missing Primary School where she discovered morning. tinny in an empty classroom inside a "We bought her at the beginning like teapots in our wire cage_ term as a house pet." sobbed Beccy It is not known why the pranksters "She used to run around the front room garden at four o'clock, swopped Ginny's cage but Anna was because its so cruel to leave her in relieved that they had provided her with the cage." then we would never fresh straw and water. get her back' Anna was pleased to have her hack Missing safe and sound. But Notote's nightly freedom runs chilling call by the thugs vi the "I've never heard anything like came In an tragic end on Monday. The same voice and it said that if we didn't this before." said Lorraine Harris, next morning. she was missing. stand like teapots in our garden at four Women's Studies student at Leeds "We thought she would turn up but o'clock then we would never get her University. 1 adore animals and I can't we have not seen her since." hack." said Beccy. imagine why anyone would want to hurt The three did not know that the animal Now they fear the worst for Nofew. them. Beccv must he distraught with thieves had been at work unlit they The girls are continiung to question worry." received the first ransom call. their friends in the hope that it is a The housemates are holding out hope "A man rang us saving we must give practical joke. but they still have no for Nolene's safe return. but they have him CIO million if we wattled her back." clues as to the cuddly creature's prepared themselves for the dire DISTRAUGHT: Zoe Bunnell mourns the toss of her hamster Nolene said Zoe. "We didn't recognise the voice whereabouts, possibility of never seeing her again. Pie! Alys Tomlinson 1997/1998 Graduate Recruitment

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Outrage over Ball"abuse in scandal CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE proceedings and Mr. Mow .Icy handed in his resignatim in on October 3 L" Sentencing Muwyley at Bradford Crown Court on Monday, Judge Rodney Gram jailed Mows ley For 21 months. Summing up, Judge Grata told him that as the offences involved a iajor breach of trust and were so serious. his only option was to send to prison. 'horrendous' Mowelev will also have to register himself-as a sea offender with local police fix the next ten years. Louisa Godfrey QC, defending, told Judge Grunt that the jail sentence should he kept to a minimum as the offences were nut the worst of their kind and them was no evidence of any lusting damage to the child. She also explained her client's remora and contusion over the way he behaved. "lie knows he has brought shame. steals and distress to his attack oil pr. 1 family." she added. By LAURA DAVIS Appeal for licence POLICE arc appealing for information after the terrified victim of a s iolent attack was left unconscious in a glitter for discount schemes nearly three hours. Marie Coherton, was beaten TILE price of a TV licence has been on her head and body. then blasted after a crackdown ou fee- thrown against a wall. hitting dodgers, writes Catherine Burt. her head before her attacker fled And students are taking their the scene. televisions hack hone in their The assault took place during droves after warnings of a new the early hours of Sunday campaign by detectors. morning. as Marie was returning A first year student who is intending not to pay the I:911.25 fee (0 a friend's house in Ash Terrace. Headingley. said: -Halls are one big building so one licence should CON She had just stepped out of er it." a taxi when the attacker jumped A Spokesperson for the BBC said it was difficult to differentiate between sectors of society. such as students and pensioners. He on her, smashing her teeth and descrlhetl the Ikantee as a 'aiensible, value for money was damaging her cheekbone_ or financing the vast range of programmes available from the BBC." U n p rovoked The licence fee works out at 25 pence a day over the year. "The attack was completely unprovoked," said Marie. a Medical student from Leeds University. "I wasn't doing Boffins cheer anything just getting out of a taxi - and he could have killed me." funding grants She regained consciousness three hours later and managed to stagger home before phoning A SCIENTIFIC project has been awanted a prestigious grant to fund ground breaking researeh into arthritis and rheumatism. writrs Gina an her cousin who drove her to FlilL hospital. Paul Emery, Professor of Rheumatology at Leeds Univeraity, will Marie later visited a dentist head a team of radiologists. scientists and physicians in a two year , borrowing money off a study into early arthritis, with t 108,000 in funding. housemate to pay fora taxi there. "Profmor Eners was awarded the funds because he is likely to But the dentist refused to treat snake a major contribution towards finding the cause and cure for her until she could pay hint cash BATTLING ON: Marie Coherton, pictured right, is determined to find her attacker arthritis," said Nigel Sandford - officer in charge of grams for up front. He even refused to the Arthritis and Rheumatism Council. accept her father's credit card. Detective Sergeant Peter Kent a sweater, a taxi to the house so she wasn't oaf Weetwood ('11) described the Leeds University have offered walking down a dodgey footpath But Professor Emery says they cannot predict a hirakthrtrugh. "No- Housemate Mark McGregor one else in the country is attempting such research." he said, "Whatever said Marie was upset when she attack as "horrendous". He said Marie their support. "Obviously when 0 happened." the outcome we will have taken a big step forward in understanding." returned to the house: "She was the attacker may have have under we appreciate her trauma." said the influence of either alcohol a University spokesperson. Outraged Eleven million people in the UK suffer from arthritis - 6110,000 of putting on a brave face but we these in Peofessor Emery's specialist area With the money. Leeds will OT drugs. "The university is prepared could tell she was really upset am outraged," exclaimed to be flexible regarding her "I become a world centre fit arthritis studs "We were all really shocked Lisa George. first year Social Dangerous coursework deadlines. We hope when we heard the extent of her Sciences student at LMU. "The she will be able to return to Leeds injuries." "Catching him is important poor girl, she must be terrified S0011.- Marie is presently.recovering for everyone. he's a very "I hope the police manage to at her parents' house in West Students w ere horrified by Gun club shot catch him, but then again they dangerous man." said Marie the attack, Paul Jenkins. a second Sussex. never do. do they?" She described her offender year Fine Art student at Leeds "I am still stunned and now Anyone with information as an Asian male in his late 20s, University said: "I can't believe that I've been to the dentist and about 5'9- with a slim to thin should comma Detective Harry have discovered the extent of it happened. It's not as though down by union Coxan at Weetwood CID on 241 build He was clean shaven with • she was even doing anything to the damage I'm even more black hair cut in a curtain style 3514. lovers have taken a stand after their equipment was sold angry," ciimmetited Marie provoke the attack. She even got and was wearing black jeans and h% union bosses , writes Gina Hill the Rifle Club Captain at Leeds University has found his Kirt. outcast_ '`Of course I'm disappointed about losing the range." he said. Graduate at Old Bailey after rape claims "Despite club membership falling there is still quite a lot of interest in the club." A REVEI LER who claims she By MATT GENEVER On medical examination she the shooting range at Leeds University has been axed and awoke to find a titan having sex was found to have severe chess I realised Peter's intentions the equipment sold to a local gun club. with her told an Oki Balky jury hada-suctahsed. danced and bruising and tenderness Munk quite a lot of alcohol." were sexual then and I had no But Leeds University. Union defended the move. other rape ordeal on Monday. consistent with intercourse Miss Blom: went on to say that interest in him so I moved and "The decision to close the range was taken in about April by The 22 year old, whet having taken plate. she had also taken the rave drug curled around what space there the Physical Education Committee," said Neil Bayer, Sports graduated from Leeds University Miss Blom added that Mr speed at the club, was on the soar.... Officer at Leeds University Union. this summer, accuses defendant, Gray told Police he had taken two When she Fell asleep in her She then awoke a searind time "It was felt that the new legislation would.significantly reduce Grayof raping her at her Ecstasy tablets during the patty. Penn' to find that the defendant had membership to the Rifle and Pistol club as members would no brother's New Year's Be party. Nother's room. she was lying He also told Officers that he next to Gray. the court was told. pulled down her tights and longer he able to shoot pistols. Miss Caroline B lore. neither remembered having "As far as I knew he was a underwear and proceeded to have "Consequently the room would not be used to its full prosecuting, said the woman. sexual intercourse with the sale, affectionate person When I sex with her. though she managed potential. It vi as thought the space would be of mitre benefit to who cannot be named for legal woman, nor being punched and up I was aware of Peter to free herself by punching him in students when converted to a fitness room." reasons, had gone on to the party woke sworn at stroking my navel above my the face. The case continues From July. I this year all handguns over .22 calibre became from a nightclub where she illegal and strict new safety measures apply to clubs and ranges. 11 12 Leeds Student, Fridatt There's inc•41 Is the laddish culture a leap and bound from gay culture, or is it just down the catwalk? Do teen idols ooze sex appeal to heterosexuals, or to homosexuals? JO YOUNG considers the evidence A this aesthedc homosexuality is well and pod. Jarvis writhes around in leather trousers and Eddie Izzard ( his sexuality aside) has been accepted into the welcoming arms of the media both before and after the nine o'clock watershed. So, you might ask. does it finally mean that we, as a society, am finally corning to accept homosexuality? Sadly, it seems. not_ Even amongst my ostensibly enlightened o nue inprinuies, the first mention of my attempts at 'outing' laddisrn ate met with ,„.,, has man'. wearing da both nervous chuckles and The 'lad' look (is there anyone left uniform of many covert. glances amund the been said in in Leeds with a hair-style rather than room. relaying the obi was the media a hair-shorn'!) seems to epitomise FirForms the sentiment, "she's talking earring It about the everything that a testosterone-loaded nonsense" 'check' wh It has always struck me as _ 'trends' in young man ought to be, and to a the hellcat odd how men, nu Mailer how Nr large extent it is accepted and even Brawn_ v fashion. which have been secure they are within their on welcomed by 'the girls'. I have been before? sexuality. are still deeply hitting our street in the last quite surprised by the amount of self- Sam& uncomfortable with any year or so. Thanks to the respecting females amongst the —r discussion about creation and student population who don't bat an we had lln homosexuality. Even Twinge' when its influences are. as popularity of men's I think I have magazines - the kind demonstrated all around which focus on cars, us. So, don't be fooled. music and sport as The acceptiblity of gay well as tits - recent fastion does not make it media attention has easier to actually he gay. And don't think that it been pondering on the means just the boys. In activities of "yer the days before she average bloke". decided she wanted to be taken seriously. Courtney Of course, once anything Love made n positively is in the news it demands a operatic perfonnance of title: hence, the 'lad holding hands with her culture' has been born. girlfriends. Caroline reflecting not only a look Aherne thlts Merton). may wig hers after but a lifestyle. couple too ninny of Ok. so getting horribly Beaujolais (and make drunk and adopting beer. whohad I eyelid at being referred to as a 'bird' tabloid news for doing birds, fags and football as texotse n ( pro nounct.vi ). • binf or awed qu But you can bet that. sole topics of conversation 'lotto'. the use ut when comfmnted with is hardly a new occupation Such demeaning expms.siorts aren't on Suede genuine hottaxsexuality, amongst your average 18- exactly new. but have never been thing thing to the kids who buy into 30 year old males, but now amtmd with such enthusiastic abandon. Indic t the androgyny image are it is fashionable in a way Some women even go as far as to join in, their hair, not quite so blase as and develop a sudden keen interest in the younger:, they appear to be while that it hasn't been since activities~ of, slay, Leeds United, in sonic Even down the pub with their the distant days of the warped attempt at quality. before hr girlie males sat on their 1970's. Perhaps we are Good luck to 'cm. What interests me ,fig, laps. witnessing a rebellion must of all is. where did the 'lads' pluck so:yeti! More specifically. their look from? videos 94 lust lvxtutv the media against every Woman's Here we have hormonally ontscious efferniair appears to be lapping up unattainable ideal of the young men about as bent as a Roman is the hall gay culture, gay fashion. [Noel: a real lad politically correct 'new road. sporting shaved heads - nr It eve' the gay club ethos - the alternatively a neatly gelled crop - list goes on - in our heterosexual society it has not become any easier to actually 'come out'; to feel comfonable as a gay couple down the Old Bar, or to put it simply. to HNC Ilk as a gay person_ 12 ■ 7 1997 i k.111 osreMber 13 v t

Igt standard student-night woman perfume anymore unless her tit chacked shirts, tight i-shirts nr boyfriend can wear it ton - then the both 11Fro.ipastel shades, of them can spend hours poring over the iftsliglaly adventurous, an adverts for said product, deriding which 41noelaft even seem neeessary to of the models are the blokes. dtkther it is worn in the right or Its Recognise yourself ? - truth is, though, that the gay ahere have we seen this 'image' has influenced straight culture in a way which is not lam queer seems to he always as overt as tins, but is nevertheless tea Cast your minds hack. first. more prevalent than people might realise satin Anderson I member him?) Unlike, to give an example. white Rri about being a -bisexual man America's blatant thievery of black music in the 1950s and '60s, the overlap of gay and straight cultures is comparatively unconscious. Both have. at least in the latter half of this century, overlapped and blended in a multitude of ways without the more prejudiced section of straight society even realising it. Back in the '80s to long time ago to most. I know ) a quick trip to the more fashion conscious gay bars in London's Soho would have revealed probably its many checked shirt wearers as you now see at the pub in ficadingley. These days. as almost all gay men who I am acquainted with will tell you. they "wouldn't be seen dead in one". Back then, that very same gay look was mocked, and generally avoided by anyone considering themselves to be a 0% AX had agay expuience" stylish heterosexual. or?), His attempt at androgyny It seems that, when it cones to Otte a stoma a few years ago by fashion, we have all got very short $iiwo galenical people kissing memories. althon cover. The fashionable Obviously. certain stereotypes will op was to act totally unfazed_ always persist - like dungaree wearing 1.10Y began to wear Bowers in dykes and leather clad moustachioed piand t-shirts stolen from their men. to give a couple of well worn examples. However, when one looks at pfkunon Alban, in the days what the trend conscious amongst the ofttocganstnging about Cantry gay and lesbian community have been long down the dogs and being wearing over the last 10-15 years. a Page three stunner in his sharp eye would notice that much of it pp not averse to a hit of is mirrored by the fashionable straight a joy. since it sold reeonts.tSuch safe number of years later, Fashion 17,1or of an an school student) designers of the future: don't say you 1004.1.7115 designers cannot Nell a weren't warned. fr hair and t-shirts stolen from their younger sister

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Labour 419 FIE debate on beginning of the end for electoral reform. Paddy's party without it Tony's majorit wing legislation, the poll tax, the British Parliamentary regularly gain 25i of the vote would not exist_ Talk of a for instance. would have electoral which N system as we know it. then translated by our landslide victory' seems remained an idea in some Conservative 165 reform is likely voting system into a mere exaggerated when Blair crazy woman's head. T However, armed with a Liberal Democrats 46 to gain a higher seven CCM of the seats. achieved the endorsement of majority of 179, thanks only 43 per cent of those RITICS of PR have profile over the next .La!'arty 6 mostly to a mate called HE Government is set eligible to vote. Sony to take seized upon the 12 months. The First Past The Post. it's hard to face tierce opposition the gloss of such an historic Plaid Cymru Cunstable and weak Iii see Tony waving the PR to the proposals from vietoty. but under PR there is a governments that a 1 Scottish Parliament T 10 and Welsh Assembly flag too enthusiastically. within the Labour Party. close relationship between proportional system is said to Nuts iireded fora rradorik) :30 Turkeys simply don't vote Opponents include a large voles won and seats gained in create. Italy is a fine example. are to be elected by a lot an early Christmas. And number of Labour Members of Parliament making these it has a PR system. and its Proportional ieputation for flimsy coalitions Representation and political gridlock arc Armed with a majority o1179, thanks to a mate called First inirivalled throughout Europe system (PR). Reform However, the argument that also looms for the Past The Post, it's hard to see Tony waving the reform flag too air system is the great upholder 'f stability is a myth. After three 1999 European hard. Turkeys simply don't vote for an early Christmas .1f the last nine general elections Parliament elections. the winning party has not lasted Tony Blair. as part of the turkey' Blair is the Lutopean Parliament di swallow: of potter for a full Parliament became of his quest for a 'New unlikely to vote for an end to [NW...Ps t many of who arc impossible. insufficient majorities. facing early retirement if the PR would almost certainly Defenders of FPTP claim Britain'. has sunk his his imperial hold on power. Nor is be likely to want to reforms go ahead. Dennis produce coalition governments that it IS easy to operate teeth into an ambitious share it with William and Skinner and Diane Abbott with because it makes it much compared to PR. which often programme of Paddy. merely for the sake of a Labour's First Past The Post harder to gain an overall involves more than Just a cuss constitutional reform, fairer and more proportional Group, which has a majority. Politics becomes in a box, The British electorate increasingly based on including a manifesto electoral system. membership of about 100, is clearly considered incapable Labour are platting reforms have also set their stall out compromise with deals being of placing parties in order of pledge for electoral with support from the main against reform. struck and trade-offs reached preference. So our system is reform. At first sight this casualties of FPTP, the Liberal 1997 will not he recorded between the various panics in totally undemocratic but easy to may not seem of mind Democrats who. by incredible as the year when FPTP won it government. With no total count. Perhaps people could live blowing importance. but coincidence. are also the most for Labour, but our present monopoly of power for any with something a little more emphatic supporters of electoral system does distort one party there would be little complex for the sake of it could spell the results dramatically and chance for extreme left or right democracy and fairness. 39 Outlook, • /Th ° 11) / TJJ ) .11=.■16 Spain's most popular tourist spot might be the Costa 0del Sol, but JOEL RICKETY believes that Barcelona is trallelithe real Costa del Cool of this spectacular country

N APPROACH we took the train into the lined with palm-trees. mind the (hien° tmale owner) especially the Museu Picasso - across the port. Which we centre. The metro is one buskers and bird stalls.. wearing mascara! arc sometimes disappointing. couldn't afford. to Barcelona. day in Barcelona (for As we only had a week. we It is far better to hunt down F.C. Barcelona are so good of the most efficient in the huge sculptures which the Pope is a member the by air land or citizens or tourists) rarely forced ourselves out of bed the world (and the early. because when the crop up all over the city. for joined in 1980. Even if you sea, is always passes without a stroll coolest by far with jazz morning sunlight begins to example the Fundaeio Antoni are not a fan. watching a breathtaking. The down this incredible street filter into the courtyards most Tapies is roofed with a floodlit match in the Nou Camp is a echoing around the - it is the best place to get twisted spires of spotless. air-conditioned of the popular sights are tangle of aluminium, pipes baptism of fire: you will Sagrada your hearings. and the refreshingly empty. Gaudi's tunnels), buy a hook of gothic area overlaps at the Afternoons can be spent Familia cathedral tickets and the town is port end. recuperating in one of a loom over the your playground. Even If you need a bed, then million cafes. agatn the best As we wandered Mediterranean and a the network map folds there are unlimited hotels and tactic is to avoid the popular areas which are overpriced. belt of mountains cut down to the site of a pensions in the Barri Gotie. but avoid staying on the Like much of Barcelona, around we were never off the outside world. credit card. backpacker's favourite square. Gaudi's Sagradia Familia is What lies below is Everybody heads Placa Relit'. You could try best viewed from the outside (if it's ever finished. it will he bizarre, surreal and straight for the Rumbles Hotel Toledano, with sure whether we were which was carved out by an balconies stretching over the as spectacular inside). His unforgettably alive. ancient river and stretches Ramhlas where we spent many other work of genius is the After touching down from the port to the central happy afternoons drinking in magnificent Pair Gael!, which took 14 years to complete. dreaming or our drinks the atmosphere (and the and catching our breath. Placa de Catalunya and is vodka) As long as you don't Giving the best view of the city. the park is magic realism had been spiked with amp .41. brought to life: lizards and • • vast mosaic beaches are ■■■interspersed with fairy-tale acid, or both aelo • • • 4ww• 411 41111110 houses and forest. No other o metropolis in the world would and glass. and the pavements never see 20,0)11 people from have given such an obvious are lined with mosaics and goinc this crazy ever again. madman so much time and street-paintings. We were Try to see them play Real money. never sure whether we were Madrid. when one game TUDENT dreating or our drinks had becomes a civil war and funs RT and architecture are been spiked with acid, or are even supplied with never far apart in both. ammunition on the way into OLID6Y5Lt A Barcelona. The Since the Olympics in the stadium. • Fandacio Joan Minn. high up 1092. Barcelona has never in Montjuic. is an ice-white looked back. The best mayor F course. this is a tnie masterpiece with luminous in the world. Pasquai twenty-foilr hour city. s Ir, sr LA.— installations and sculptures Maragall. hits ensured the Oso buy the Gala del £45 which deserves to be visited immaculate transport sy stems Uric as there are always bands WEEKEND BREAKS TO again and again. Beneath this and sparkling Olympic and DJs around. The bars are • maze lies another exhibition villages' form the prototype best at the weekends. but don't space which was filled with for future cities. The enduring follow the Rough Guide exploding jars of water and image of the games is the because it directs you to In t. people in cages_ crystal-blue diving pit on remote suburbs and deserted AMSTERDAM Remember what I said about Mantjuic. which can be seen quarters. The most alive urea 7th, 14th, 28th NOV and 12th bEC surreal'' along with the stadium after was between the port and the The major mu SCUM • an incredible cable-car ride &nth/as on the East Side. PARIS ikinslR- 'N'amv 31st QC db. E49 S55 CALL ilEi6AY (019041637700 QUOTE REF: LEEDS STUDENT 2 •i 30 LAWRENCE STREET, YORK, YOI 3BN. TELEPHONE (01904) 637700, FAX (01904) 673763 E-MAIL• student@ b • r.demon.co.ukQR.. 4,, 411•110 41111110 40 Out look 18/17 40E FELLER's

No.4. IT'S GETTING BETTER MAN

THINK I'm going mad. Too many retro litls nights are sending me insane. 1 need some good British music, and for some reason whenever 1 hear Oasis 1 think of home. I was never the biggest f )axis fan before I came lo Canada. I have never \cep them live. I do not know !heir entire hack catalogue and the chart position of each song. I didn't even buy Definitely Maybe when it was first released for heaven's sake! But I like their songs. But all that changed when came, to Canada I have been ft-weed to defend Oasis so many times. I have realized that actually I do quite like them. "Oh you're British. you must like Oasis then." sneers the average Canadian. t Although that beats: "Oh ymere British. you must like the Spice Girls"!)-Don't you think they'll:. rude/ =vain/ trying to hard io he the Beatles?" soon inevitably follows. And slowly. live kir-mutated a pretty good argument in defence of the Manchester lads. So when I heard they would be playing in Tonmto in Jimmy I era excited. I was ikiterrnmed to see that concert. But getting tickets is no easy process here. They are only available from Ticket Master, who run a wrist band policy for five day, before the tickets goon sale. What is a wrist band policy?1 didn't know either: I had to go down to the nearest 'I icket Master. sign a list and was given a red pipet Walden Eight is the most wrist hand with a number on it. that pectaculur club I've ever seen. allows me to line up (we don't Ve spent the first two hours queue here) for nekton Saturday ,andering, open-mouthed. over mistiming when they go on sale. le glass floors and between the The wrist hand. which &mitt eautiful people. The toilets like showers too much, does nut ‘)tild not be out of place in the HANDY HINTS: BARCELONA entitle mein a ticket. just a place in ate. ilk- queue. I have to go down not If you have some money spare. her( ire 9.15. not after 93(kim on ten shopping is the easiest and Saturday and wait for a number to uickest way to lose it. The Diesel hi ilrawri. Thai number gets to go cadquarters are an experience in PRE-CHRISTMAS flights for £160 with CHECK out El Corte Ingles, which tires in the queue_ If you're not near lemselves, and we ambled for the number, you're scnewed. ;this in boutique-land. pretending Iberia Airlines. boasts an eighth-floor restaurant with 13u1 I'm not risking that. 1 he rich. Sitting in the spectacular views of the city. Cheap )vllis. the other Leeds student, is ipermodel owned fashion cafe kebabs. felafels and curries from back ling up to phone she used to td sipping a glass of tap water. streets around the Placa Royale. like Oasis even less than me, but e felt rich and important. just as excited) fur tickets. I've STA will arrange accomodation in the also been trying to win tickets on .spend less than a week two-star Santa Marta hotel for £33 per the radio. This is how obsessed I here would be a crime. The night including breakfast. The best budget have become. Frhythm of the place and its I spent an hour sitting by the castle variety demand days and rooms are around the Placa de Catalunya FOR the Walden Eight club take a taxi to phone whiting for an Oasis- rune to iglus of wandering. The best wa) and range from £7-£25 per person. Hotel Edifici Walden in the suburbs. Ignore the ID- to win a ticket. I even dreamed i absorb and relax is to leave the places the Rough Guide mentions - I had already won tickets. I was iidebook in the hotel and just Toledano at 138 Rambla de Canaletas, for lute for a mid-term because I was alk around. Within a few example, offers a double with shower for they're far too far away. convinced one of the radio Ws mutes you will stumble across £24 a night. o,as about to give away tickets. tildings that rise out of the earth I have lost the plot completely (e lava, boulevards lined with By- the time I come home, drns, and gothic streets winding to have c beach. MIN, i!•,,ter he Neither a city nor a country, o3'.;!!1..- ,m. ■.„ ..n arcelonu is more like a ...will will %LA r ,: in.: ) inhale its electric stir i'~ trul!. In Outlook next week: LATVIA ipiring. (Outlook- eet9e5 /47V/4 Are you cocoa 0 oco? STEVE BATHE foood dr lnd k 8j enjoys National Chocolate Week and finds out if there's more to it than Mars and Milky Way O last week was The days of the tomato and paprika Crunchie are a long way off, National chocolate Hut Fry's could try fennel and ginger as week. Did you know? an addition to their Turkish Delight. I S can dream. Did you eat any extra? Personally 1 took the chance CHOCO-NEWS + CHOCO-NEWS to eat my way through all CHOCO-NEWS + CHOCO-NEWS the special editions available at the local sweet Swiss Chalet, an expensive fake Toblerune from Cadbury, has cost them shop. £1,000.000 in court lees as it was ruled The orange Toffee Crisp was that it was as Swiss as Yorkshire good, the double choc Caramel pudding. Cadbury's got their Just not a patch on the previous mint rewards after trying to link their vegtable lard, milk fat and cocoa butter edition. The Wispaccino laden bar to the quality Swiss product. bringing the welcome taste of If you want to try the stuff kit coffee to chocolate (welcome? yourself a is being sold at the market aren't coffee shoes always the tfive bars fur a quid - usually about 70p ones left over that no-one likes?) a bark However if you like Toblerone l3ui it all made me wistful for the then do not waste your cash on this pale shade. Save it up instead because as black and white Mars. A truly Christmas approaches the shops will divine creation but as I haven't once again stock everyones dream touched an ordinary. plain. tedious Toblerune. Triangular chunks of old Mars bar for ages. a bit of a happiness the site of a slice of piny marketing blunder as far as I was Nestles Maverick is another new bar concerned. selling at 30p. Following the fashion of But what do Our conservative Cadbury's Fuse it takes all hits left over WIN-A-WOK English palates have to look forward to from the other bars, squashes them STIR-FIZED in terms of novelty flavour together. sticks it in a wrapper and sells combinations for more special editions') it to us. In its favour it does have a line IOW RED PEPPERS COMPETITION I gained an insight on Thursday night at of unadulterated caramel on top but ifs Waterstonec, where Gerard Ronay. tinfimutiatel5 lost in the mix. chocolatier to Harrods. Forman and New Zealand Lamb are giving away Masons was promoting his new hook - CHOCO•FACT + CHOCO-FACT This is a versatile dish which can be a wok set to the first 25 correct The Gerard Randy Chocolate Kit CHOCO-FACT + CHOCO-FACT cooked in a frying pan or wok. 11'1 2.991 with a short talk and sonie son entries to this fantastic competition. centres. Half a million tonnes a year is the INGREDIENTS Rose. fennel arid ginger was a hit amount of chocolate we get through in Simply answer the following with the audience. Tomato, paprika and this country. Enough Curly Wurly's to questions and send them on a basil was a miss. I tried several because stretch front here to infinity. Calorific 350g Lamb, cut into thin strips there were lots left and they were free. content is a corking 2,850,000,000.000 1 teaspoon dried (or fresh) ginger postcard to: They had a slightly fruity taste and were kcal. enough to keep 3 million people Blurb Student Marketing, not as reminiscent of goulash as the 1 clove garlic, crushed going full time. Vitamins and minerals 4 spring onions, chopped Unit 25a, Pall Mall Deposit, ingredients suggested. After five I aside that is, decided that they were nasty. very nasty 4 tablespoon of black bean sauce 124-125 Barlby Road, 1 red pepper, de-seeded and thinly London, W10 6BL IHKINLISIEHOLO LORE ACCXXI: sliced TO IMFIS. EREA'770441 1 onion, skinned and sliced 1) The All Blacks are... In order to sustain a household one must be fern when it comes METHOD to employing the staff. A manservant must be discreet, well a) The New Zealand rugby team turned out and must be prepared to undertake an duties with b) Your New Zealand Lamb chops courtesy. These include caring for the masters' attire, acting as a I. Mix the lamb with the ginger, when you leave them under the grill seccond butler when entertaining, and serving wine at the table. garlic, spring onions and black bean too long The most integral part of the kitchen is the head cook. She will sauce, and leave for 30 mins. c) the Australian rugby team take responsibility for the servants, the chambermaids and the 2. Heat 2 tablespoons oil, and toss in porters. The cook should present the mistress of the house with the lamb; fry for 5 mins. 2) What is New Zealand's national the menu for each forthcoming week for approval. It is then her 3. Add the pepper and onio; fry for a mascot? duty to send the porters out to buy the food, and to ktftern the further 5 mins, stirring the estate manager a) The Lamb of one country house if game is navuirsid. The ingredients. cook should never on any accounts be seen by &e we guests, but b) The Kiwi 4. Serve with noodles (available in written notes of approval troy be passed on by the c) The Koala manservant if the lady of the hawse deems it suitable. easy-cook packs) or rice.

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U7'()P11.01' has There are two types of inform the car computer of the automated highway system being destination and then on a been, up until now. studied at present A mixed traffic particular 'transition' lane the car Aa recognised system where a highway is fitted would take control before feature of planes and one with the magnets on the inside merging with the fully automated which has become and outside of several lanes and lime. Once on the lane the driver invaluable in removing radio and digital equipment on can relax and take his hands off the roadside arc used to co- the wheel and pretty much do an element of human ordinate car movements on a anything he wants. error from long haul stretch of highway used by both flights. automated and manually driven THE'RE are fears however, THINK PINK! American scientists and cars, or a separate lane system set that it may be at this point engineers have already up where only automated ears are that a driver has a stroke or completed trials on a stretch permitted, heart attack. and either becomes information about the road unconcious or dies. The LUU Breast of Californian freeway. ahead, such as obstacles will automated stretches of road are Interstate 15. just north of San most likely be transmitted to cars just that - stretches. When the Diego using several vehicles time comes for the car to exit for Cancer which performed manouvres a particular destination. the driver consistent with normal traffic Drivers do not will he alerted and slowly handed Awareness Day flow and were controlled only hack the controls:The car by the magnets on the road use the roads computer would have to monitor and digital communication the behaviour of the driver as he equipment by the roadside. to maximum or she resumes control. If the The Japanese had previous' driver is dead or cannot be Mon Nov 10th shown that automated vehicles capacity - awakened, the automated could be controlled using radio highway system would have to 10am - 4pm exhibition in Riley Smith Hall and magnetic attachments to the remain in control. The car computerised computer would have to slow, 11 am - aromatherapy workshop, committee rms road itself in September 19%. then stop the car in a safe area These ideas have two tested as cars would be A&B (free of charge) an alternative to the construction and alert the emergency services to the problem. 12pm - free buffet Riley Smith Hall of highway extensions, a far more efficient, more expensive solution to heavy Thanks to the speed of advances in technology, the 2pm - talk on Breast Cancer & th pill. Doubles traffic than the pmposed 'smart' and safer components necessary for this highway. Bar (free of charge) type of autopilot are now So far, British answers to the behind. allowing each car to relatively inexpensive. As the 6.15pm - candlelight vigil for victims of breast increasing number of ears on the adjust the distances between each price of a car is, for many, a mad have been to close off cancer student unions steps deciding factor in it's purchase, certain areas of the country to other and facilitate merging, thereby achieving more effective this means that these automated bra size measuring during the day curs and implement park and ride road use and allowing the traffic cars will be available to most schemes, with car sharing to keep moving during rush hour. drivers. proposals still on the table but sure that every driver This means the next century thought to become a distinct I'm could see me driving a car with possibility. reading this has had problems with people who refuse to let computer controlled steering, At present. the belief is that them into a lane or drive so close throttle and braking, digital radio drivers do not use the roads to on their that a sudden brake and magnetometers and more maximum capacity and that tail would definitely cause an sensors than paint. computerised can would be accident. So for these reasons, a Fewer accidents and no traffic more efficient and in a way. safer, dedicated lane system appears to jams almost make up for my loss reducing the nwnber of he the leading idea as opposed to of the pleasure on feeling u ear motorway accidents which could the mixed traffic system. respond to my commands, but save lives and in the process Just before the automated area then again who said being out of reduce the resulting accident shops of highway, the driver would control is a bad thing? related delays for commuters. 43 20 Leeds Student Friday November 7 1997 ORT national and rage start here

glory iN ao U44 5C:Aan, Last-gasp BY Chris Straw COMPARISONS were HEADINGLEY, the inevitably drawn with the home of the Leeds 19111 Headingley Test when Rhinos, has witnessed RUGBY LEAGUE: LMUSU 16-14 LUU England pulled ofT a ts remarkable victory over many great contes Report by SEAN TULLY during its long and Australia this summer. Although the circumstances established history. in a Ben Chamberlain try. yet another Gary Rohl) ixmalty were slightly different - this Last Thursday it ryas the LMUSU surprisingly went into ensured an explosive timid five time, the Ashes were already turn of the LMUSU and LUU the break two points ahead. minutes. Shots ing greater spirit lost - it was a performance to rugby league teams to do After the hall-time appearance and ambition than their hitter match the efforts of Both= and of serial streaker Nick Pickens, rivals, LMUSU scored a deserted battle in this famous venue Willis 16 years before. who in the home of the Rhinos try through Trevor Haines in the and they produced a classic The protagonists this time exposed his not-an-Rhino-sited dying moments to leave the game around were Andy Caddiek and spectacle worthy of such a manhood, the game resumed at a all square. With the unenviable the mercurial Phil Tufnell. respected arena. frantic pact. task of kicking the conversion, whose recall to the national With the Majestyk Trophy and Gary Robb. showing nerves of team was thoroughly. local pride up for grabs, the stakes Frustrated steel, planted the ball comfonably vindicated. were high for this match but at between the posts. With Australia needing just was LMUSU who looked the Again it was Lull' who took Amazingly, this gallantry was the initiative but they were 124 runs to win the Test and hungrier of the two sides early on. almost in vain u, Glenn Hamm. wrap up a 4-1 series win, all From the start they put LUU increasingly frustrated by a after vet another tormenting run, parsimonious LMUSU side bets were called off and the under mounting pressure and looked certain lo steal a try and columnists had began their were eventually rewarded when whilst another Gary Robb penalty inevitable victory for L1.11.1. put LMUSU further ahead. obituaries of Mike Atherton's Gary Robb kicked a penalty. Thwarting his attack with a last- captaincy. Despite the early aethack. With only ten minutes ditch tackle worthy of Wembley remaining it seemed that a Though it now transpires LUU finally began to assert their let alone Headinglcy. Gary Robb that England's victory played authority in the game. The surprise victory was on the cards, was again the hero and ensured but such LMUSU optimism was little part in Atherton's eventual lightening pace of Glenn Hutton famous LMUSILi win. decision to continue. this should caused LMUSU great concern soon shattered in the space of Struggling to contain his several tumultuous minutes. A try not detract from what was a and they eventually succumbed delight, LMUSU coach Phil monumental achievement. when Hutton went over to grab a from Paul Scott and a converted Hassan described the victory as Antonio Richardson try left LUU In winning the Test by 19 11Y, 'thoroughly deserved' whilst runs, England salvaged some Further LUU dominance was 14-8 ahead and on course kw LUU coach Mel Wihherlcy their third victory of the season. much needed pride and the Cal well contained by an organised praised the spirit and organisation was hack on the prowl again. LMUSU side and following an Despite the obvious setback of the oppoaition. LMUSU never gave up hope and PHIL HASSAN: Coaching advisor to LMUSU. delighted by their win audacious attack, which resulted FRISBEE

A BLEND of youth and experience served the LUU Ultimate Frisbee team well when they won the BUF Northern championships in Injuries make the difference Shropshire last weekend. the gain line. The team, which comprised MEN'S RUGBY UNION The LUU defence remained several beginners as well as LUU 8.12 LOUGHBOROUGH solid, however, and was not members of the highly afraid to take on the visitors' successful 'Catch 22' side, overcame opponents from all Report by Jim Lewis larger pack. escaping their half with kicks down the touchline. over the north to take the title. In the final of the tournament. DESPITE a narrow metre line. without threatening Opportunist which attracted both student and defeat. LUU came out of a try. non-student outfits. they faced Penalties awarded for A poorly-controlled serum 'Chevron' front Manchester. their game against indiscipline then allowed LUU near the Loughborough line who are rated fifth in the country. Loughborough with a to clear their lines with Brodie allowed Brodie to pounce for an The LUU side were expected to confidence that belied finding touch three times in opportunist try. and LUU were lose heavily. but they carne away their lack of experience. quick succession to take the right back in the game as the with a shock 15-13 victory. With club captain and fly - home side up to the visitors' 22. half-time whistle blew. This win surprised many. Once again Loughborough half Matt Duncombe OM for However. LUU could not including Catch 'veteran Pete take advantage of a five-metre applied pressure from the kick- Conan: "We didn't actually take several weeks. changes had scrum and were put on the back off. forming a maul on the laula it too seriously because we didn't been forced on the backs. loot ono: again goal line and trundling over to think we'd get very far I was Mike Brodie was moved to A scrum for the increase their lead to 12-5. pleased at the way the team fly-half. and Toby Cloucten allowed their No 8 to release Strong tackling from both bonded so quickly. despite the granted his debut at inside- his scrum-half, and with sides slowly began to restrict varying ability of the player" centre. In the forwards. five of support and only the full-hack the hacks and after LUU won a LIFT-OFF:The LUU line-out hard at work during Wednesday's game Pete picked out the exiadlent the eight were lint years, but to beat he put away the lett- scrum against the head. Both sides a cot on to create captain Dave Hatcher performances of beginners Rai this made no difference to the Ill wmg to score. ender the posts. Loughbormigh hands in the further chances. the visit or- said ''Despite the hick of McKeeFTe and Johnny Pear. level of commitrnent or The Loughborough pack ensuing nick gave the home InIIftg a penalty of their ,met experience in the side. the who will he in the team gun:. aaaress ion. then maintained the pressure. side a simple iienalty kick in in taint set the posts, but exammtment was great It a as lin bury 11 for a ht,ginn...1 From the lock 44. [RIO recy cling aoad sect md• abase front the ,. Which Was TIC it 'ICI could make the another p me Mai suit Id hase slim. anent nest Lotiehla wough c+,,t1e4.1 satire ■■ halt tot thu rerun' uo crash axe,- dot; hni i a.. On,w2 h i:one ■a:A. eara piesorre on the 22• Andrea Briaden 44 Leeds Student Friday November 7 1997 ERBY CHOKER T STUDEN VISCOUNT 25 %0FF ON THE RUN: But there was to be no way through for LMUSU MEN'S HOCKEY LMUSU 0-1 BRADFORD match our pressure." to nothing. the sok eilailleC of And he was right. After the half fell to Andy Bennett Report by James Feam falling behind early m the whose low shot was well saved. second period LMUSU Five minutes into the second half and proceedings were A NARROW defeat at recovered strongly. wresting entirely different. Harris' the hands of local rivals control of the midfield and persistence down the right Bradford saw a moving the ball purposefully. seemed to demonstrate a new The Bradford goal was determination among the justifiably disgruntled subjected to almost total siege in LENSES LMUSU !inwards and two near (with or without frames) LMUSU team leave the last 20 minutes but LMUSU musses compounded the point. Beckett Park fully just could not fashion u clear Bradford. however, had also chance and seldom troubled the eaten their half-time spinach and aware that this was a 'keeper. three minutes later a McCrtie match from which they This was not unlike the see- spilled a shot and Haigh bundled saw first half which. although far in the rebound. deserved a least a draw. :UNIVERSITY1 more closely contested. was Bradfoill's captain praised his "We were the better side wholly lacking in goalmouth team's "resilience under intense for much of Ihe incident. Both sides played with pressure-. Yin had LMUSU said frustrated hinne passion and gusto but competent managed to control their skipper Chris Han-is, "hut defending and sloppy passing in countless short corners. the story ISION the final third of the pitch just couldn't tines a finish to may well have been very ensured attack after attack came di (recent. OPTICIANS Lower Ground Floor,•Union Buildings, Leeds university. Leeds LS1 1UH Tel: 0113 242 4684 BUSA NEWS ONE DAY ONLY RESULTS ROUND-UP (WEDNESDAY I 2th NOVEMBER) 111en's Soccer Lacrosse Sheffield 2.7 LL't.' I st XI Durham 7-I LLR1 I._ LIU 2nd XI 12-5 TASC LULI 3rd X1 5-2 Hull Netball VIEW THE ENTIRE COLLECTION LUU 4th X1 4-2 Itull LMUSU Isis 50-20 Sheffield Hallam LMUSU tst X1 3-2 Northumbria LMUSU 2nds 33-22 Sheffield Hallam LMLISU 2nd XI 1-2 Northumbria York 16-49 LUU Isis LMLISU 3rd XI 0-2 Northumbna Durham 17.-39 LLB I 2nds LMUSU 4th XI 1-2 Northumbria Men's Rugby Union GIORGIO MOIAl\-1 Women's Soccer LUU 1st XV 5.1 _2 Loughborough LMUSU 10-2 Sheffield Hallam and Lifil 3-0 Bradford omen's Rugby Union Men's Badminton Durham 48-0 LUU Durham 4-4 LIR, I sts (subject to appeal' Rugby League Durham 6.3 LUU 2nds LUU 1st X111 56-26 Bradford Women's Badminton Loughborough 264 LMUSU 1st XIII Durham 4-2 Isis Men's Squash 3-2 LI11 ist V Women's Basketball Durham Durham 2-3 It Bradford 51.35 LC1. Women's Squash Men's Fencing Durham 5-0 L L 1. 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Leeds Student, Friday November 7 1997 The cream of Leeds student rugby league RIGHT ROYAL could have been different. HE home of BARTLETT INSURANCE The home side's effort and the Leeds enthusiasm was obvious from Rhinos at TOUR MATCH the outset. and earns them l IL MN—% season rugby league. Wembley was Head ingley some reward at the end, to the like any other, full only just half-full. and those delight of a gleeful crowd. Tplayed host to a dash Leeds Students 6 It was the persistence. or certainties that who did bother to turn up saw of Jason Wood define it and make an Australian side, deprived of of the hemispheres on Queensland Students 50 that gave them Ait a unique part of the year. players because of the split in their solitary try. us he nipped Sunday, as the hest of Golden leaves clogging up the game Down Under, in to hack the ball uway from den-covered pavements. confirm the supremacy they both the LUU and Murray and dived over in the small children throwing showed in the World Club LMU student sides Coiner. It was a much deserved highly powerful fireworks in Championship in easily took on Queensland Report by score that must have lifted your general direction and of heating a not-so Great Britain their flagging spirit.~ in the course, the first Premiership Andy Farrell, one of the students in the PAUL BROWN face of such a mauling. managerial casualties of the ssorld's best loose-forwards. pouring rain. A stunned Mel Wittherly. stetson. The frequent's' run played at stand-oft' and Following the example with a hi swing hat-trick Duncan Oigiv to s Litton seas the Leeds coach, admitted the although the side was superiority of the Australians. race - the 9.30 Monday set by the national side at from stand-off Jody bravely fielded by the Aussie decimated through injuries. tt but was hitter about the Morning Phonecall from Barlow. fullback Munay, the visitors is a sad day when such Wembley. Lecds were organisation of the game. Chairman's Office, every Queensland's second came quickly re-established their measures have to he taken. never really a match for "We were totally week from now until after 13 minutes. and despite a supremacy with a breakaway It's a far cry from ten, even unprepared." he said. "It was Christmas - to he the first the team dubbed as the sensational try-saving tackle Tonkin try. Their half-century five, yearn ago when Wigan originally agreed that Leeds manager to have his career best student side in the by Antonio Richardson that soon followed with Barlow ruled the world on and off the University alone, as profile cm the inside back kept the floodgates from completing his hat-trick, aided pitch. Football managed to world. Five of the champions, would play this pages was a close run thing. opening, the Aussics were by two more from Aaron drag itself out of the doldrums. visiting X111 were in last fixture. If we had played our Early form suggested the already running the game. and Smith. It is to he hoped that this great strongest team or even the best favourite was Gerryfraneis, year's Australian World led 22-2 by the inlet-sal. owned by Alan Sugar. game can follow the lead Cup-winning side. and it Instinctive of the LMU side it would have fralthall has so. been much tighter." Characterised by his long ,lio\l, ed. Effervescent mime, (:errs Francis has Poor conditions meant this "We lacked cohesion," he I I,.s pile their early Iwo- featured heavily in the SN E you seen the A comeback of sons was was never a spectacle of continued. but refused to point a betting for a couple of years advert for a certain lead. courtesy of mounted in the second half, flowing rugby, punctuated as it blame this on the team. saying now. as has any manager Hsportswear company Gan Robb penalty, the inspired by the effervescent was by knock-ens. but the "it was rank had organisation, instinctive hall-handling skill Crum Peter Johnson's stable which features Britain's hastily-assembled home scrum-half play of Dan and at this level it is not fair on in Blue Liverpool. Their number two tennis player side were quickly overrun, McCormack. It was his throughout the Aussie side the players." meant there was much to runner this year was Tim Heilman trying to he as accomplished hooker leadership which gained the One good Ming for admire. llowardlomdail, a favourite hard? It's all loud music and Luke Caplick burst through side prolonged possession. and Wiltherly to look hack on is explosions. and ends on a Though they dictated the the who has been sold and their committed but they kept the ball alive well on improved discipline close-up of Tun, darkly lit the back of his precise range play, the visitors' dominance amongst the LUU players on bought at will over the past outclassed defence for the decade. and grinning menacingly. kicking. was never complete. and if show. After a stormy start to first try. It was to he the Outsiders included the Let's play word Failing to convert this into Leeds had managed to take the season, it is good to see grey Royevans, but the association. Tun Wittman - first of a stunning nine-try points. their prohings met with advantage of their best spell them concentrating now on the winner was Davidpleat. A nice bloke, not hard. Ls this haul by the Aussies, capped fierce resistance, and when just after the re-start. things rugby alone. competent hurdler - going to start a trend of remember the Maine Road highly ironic commercials? If Steeplechase in 1983 - so. we can look forward to Davidpleat suffered heass Dennis Bergkamp endorsing defeats in the Ew nod Park KLM, Dennis Rodman's Goalies! and the Derby approval of Pankow Pro'. earlier on in the season. and. of course. legendary nit When he was trounced in and communicator Kenny the Old Trafford Diamond Dalglish taking over from Stakes, there was no doubt Bob Hoskins at BT. Hang about his victory. The fen on... thousand guineas he won will keep him in hay for a few 'IL Russians are so months. but expect to see confident Of Sidi it) in him under starters urders in Tthe second lee ol thru the Questfora Trophs soon. World Cup ip.i.ilitying play •on with hilly that they have 4 0V ERS of either code announced the sqUad for of rugby will try and France 98. I convince anyone that In continuing. and highly their particular version of implausible fashion. Own Goal William Webb Ellis' game is has been given first show of the best. What neither could the list. The squad reads: argue about is the uncertain Whodyanicabolicov, Tielycov, future of either game at Chesticov, Nasticov. the top level. Slitionisky, Union is still Dnwnhillsky, Risky. dipping its toe in Swedishev. the pool of Mastershev. professionalism, Soddov, Takeitov, unable to gauge Rubitov, Pissov, the temperature Whisky. Pastashev. correctly. and last Najinskv. Desert Saturday's First Orchid. 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WINNERS: The world-conquering Australian student side, several members of whom played in the Queensland team on Sunday

.16 Leeds Student Friday November 7 1997 23 is outplayed by powerful Queensland touring side WEEKEND FOOTBALL FIXTURES

WIN FOR AUSSIES Friday 7 November Nationwide League HE well- RUGBY DivLsion One T The Scrum-Half's View Man City v Huildeistield used phrase SPECIAL "brick wall DAN McCORMACK Division TWO defence" has prey inus: Oldham v Gillingham nevr been more Players who had done TEAM their utmost to inflict as much Saturday 8 November appropriate than on pain as possible upon each last Sunday at other were now sharing a joke SHEET FA Carling Premiership Head ingley Stadium. with each other, preparing LEEDS STUDENTS Blackburn'. Lverton themselves to give their all From the first minute 1 - Gary Robb Coventry v Newcastle for united cause. Crystal Palace v Aston villa to the last. the "Thou My memories of the game 2 - Mark Moran Leeds Litd v Derby shalt not pass" notices itself are very patchy. But I 3 - Will Wright Liverpool v Tottenham were held firmly in front can remember second row 4 - John Griffin Shelf Wed v Bolton Raoul Simons being of 17 courageous Leeds 5 - Duncan Olgivie Southampton v Barnsley physically dumped on the students as they took on floor by 3 bloodthirsty 6 - Matt West the finest student rugby Austen. every last rib surely 7 - Dan McCormack league team in the world orr the verge of snapping. He 8 - Steve Woodburn 9 - Ray Morris 10 - Jason 1-loyland `Personally I'd never been 11 - Raoul Simons 12 - Antunio Richardson involved in a game in which 13 - Jason Wood defence had been so intense' Subs Division One 14 - Birmingham v Norwich Personally I 'd never got up and couldn't wait to Simon Robinson Bury v Purtsmouth do it all again. 15 - Nik Diamond been involved in a game in Crewe v Oxford Utd "Little Ray". the hooker which defence had been so 16 - Chris Rigg Middlesbrough v QPR from the Met - real name Ray. I intense. It is so secret that 17 - Sean Whitehead Reading v Stockport Morris - smashed into the the game of rugby league Stoke v Wolves lush Headingley turf on 18 - Richard Amttage in Australia is based on Suncterhuid v Ncium Forest numerous occasions. Ray was Swindon v Bradfool defence: three and four always there when the going Trannane v Pon Vale players involved in every got tough. Scorers West Brom v Chariton contact situation. The serum-half is the most Try: Wood (73) ti The Leeds team on Sunday important individual in a was amazingly only selected rugby league team in terms of Goal: Robb hours before the kick off at a organisation and direction_ training session at drizzly But the six men who packed Weetwoud. But in a funny down in front of we for Leeds apart. I've never played rugby league is not a contact against such a physically sport but a collision sport. Man of the Match kind of way maybe that on Sunday were heroes one Dan McCormack worked in our favour. There and al I_ impressive team. and this That's rubbish. This game of was no mention of the Met's As for Queensland. well clearly made the difference. rugby league could only he victory over us three days they were pretty much a class Writers Often state that described as war. Division Two Blackpool v Burnley Brent) rd v Bristol C Bristol R s Fulham Chesterfield v Grimsby Luton v Preston All going swimmingly for Giles Millwall v Carlisle Plymouth v Bournemouth LEEDS University Giles' disability arises from Southend v Wigan graduate Giles Long a brave two-year battle against Walsall v Watfont bone cancer when he was a Wrexham v Northampton looks we I l on the teenager, that left him with a York v Wycombe target to recapture titanium replacement far his the success of his upper arm hone. Division Three medal winning Gruelling Barnet v Doncteacr Brighton v Rotherham achievements for the After this he carried on Cardiff s Torquay Great Britain with his education, obtaining a Hull v Shrewsbury swimming team at place at Leeds to study. Leymn Orient v Chester Geology. While must of is Macclesfield v Cambridge the 1996 Paralympics find it something of a struggle Mansfield v Scarborough in Atlanta. to obtain a degree with the Notts f.'.o Y Exeter Usual distractions. Giles Darlington The BT National Peterborough v combined his studies with a Rochdale v Colchester Swimming gruelling schedule of 'early Scunthorpe v Hartlepool Championships took morning' training sessions. Swansea v Lincoln place in Darlington last enough to send most students running for cover. weekend, with regional Sunday 9 November In between lectures and teams competing from assignments. he managed l'A Carling Premiership all over the country. successful outings at the MAKING WAVES: Giles Long is aiming to achieve success at the Sydney Paralympics In 2000 Arsenal v Man Utd Naiional. European and World Giles. who swims for the Chelsea v West Ham Yorkshire & Humberside championships, culminating in attract National Lottery Championships in New "It was a satisfactory region, came away from the his triumphant performance in funding tu help make the move Zealand in 1998 and performance, with plenty of Division One Atlanta last year. the 2000 scope for improvement" he event with four gold medals up from amateur to ultimately Ipswich v Shelf Utd Paralympics in Sydney. said_ adding: "But it's a good and two bronze, including a professional. Intensive Although originally from Despite this being Giles' foundation on which to break gold for his top event, the Monday 10 November Currently working hard to Braintree in Essex. Long has first outing since his triumphs more world records and bring 100 metre butterfly, for I und his intensive training decided to stay on in Leeds to in Atlanta. he was decidedly back mare gold medals for PA Carling Premiership which he holds the world regime, he hopes to be one of mount his campaign to prepare understated about his haul of Britain," Leicester WII!Ila record in the S8 category. the fortunate British athletes to for the forthcoming World medals at the weekend. Andy Stanton

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IT was a battling display produced by LMUSU to beat Northumbria by three goals to two at Beckett Park on Wednesday. It was a greatly contrasting game, with 1.MUSU playing superbly in the first half, going in at half time three goals to the good_ But complacency set in. and only a valiant defensive A FRESHER at 1,1111.1 rounds before teaching the final. display stopped Northumbria Once there. he took the title with going home with a point they has won one of the a hard-fought victory that went scarcely deserved. most prestigious right to the wire. LMUSU started much the awards in British better of the two teams and it Experience came as no surprise when they karate. took the lead after 12 minutes. Rob Cook, who studies Roh, who has 17 years' Declan Tarpey scoring after Sports Science. beat off over experience behind him. was his first shot had been ROD other competitors from delighted with his performance. blocked. Looking back on the year. he all over the country to claim Some of LMUSU',‘ said: "I've spent four months in the title of 1997 Grand attacking play was a joy to the USA which opened up some behold and Max Gerrard Champion of the Thrkshire great opprxtxmities fax me. I'm should have doubled their Ope n. really pleased with this result lead after a poor goal-kick It was the culmination of a now and I'm hoping to convert arrived at his feet. tournament that began hack in some of my brown belts to February when Rob was placed Glorious second. At the next round in Not that he doesn't have June he improved enough to enough black belts - his Despite this setback. win. and victory this month collection of five, alongside his Gerrard capitalised on sonic clinched the overall title. seven brown belts, is a testament poor defending a minute later The 1=1 round of the to his melleni record_ A to put LMUSU two up. tournament. which is now in its member of the local Se icroft After 35 minutes Neil second year, took place at Shotokan club. Rob also teaches Tooley made it three with a Morley Leisure Centre last at other clubs too - including glorious low shot into the weekend. The day was, in Rob's one at Past Lane College. corner. own words. -extremely tough, After a highly successful The only question at half but also eond natured." year. Rob now hopes to go on time was how many LMUSU This did not detract from and make his name at next would score, but after the what was some tierce year's British championships. interval Northumbria pushed competition. and Cook had to more men forward and started battle his way through four Chris Straw to look far more menacing. Their pressure was rewarded midway through the second half when Anthony Barrett scored twice in five AND NEXT WEEK.. minutes to give the away side real hope for a draw. Commanding WIN PRIZES But LMUSU defended in numbers and with GALORE IN OUR commanding performances from Nigel Baker and Gavin Barritt, they kept a well- READERSHIP organised Northumbria side at hay for an anxious final ten SURVEY!! minutes. LMUSU's captain Wayne Hill had mixed feelings about the team's performance. "In the first half everything 4... AIL TO BE WON came together and we could have had five or six. But we IN SEVEN DAYS faded in the second half and let Northumbria hack in the TUVIE! CHAMPION: Rob Cook In a typically aggressive stance, before winning the Yorkshire Open game so we still have a lot to work on.- \ \ ' ■■ ,0._, . \ , \ .`k'x \`,0,',, ,.., 0'''''''\, • ':\ \ V \\\ ■■••• • X \ .1... \ l ' •,, ,„' • • \\\\.\\\-\,‘,.■V\\,„ ,l . \ v. \•%,,,,,,,..:.,..\\'',,..\\..,\:',,',.• \ \\''-‘•1N.N.':',\\\,‘...,,,\,,, ..\\,\ \ \ \ \\.'.. \\‘‘0,,,,,,•\::A N. , •.,:', ' ' 1-• , • ,,, •. ” '• k,,,,.\ ,:. •,,,',, \ ' "..., . N ,s, \ •

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HOT: *S about this time of HOOKS 4-5 term that students Controversial Native American author David Treuer tells all and Lross the land make a new book The End of Alice causes a stir in WH Smith... point of visiting their ever loving parental units. CLUBS 6-7 Strange goings on at the Warehouse? Its Obvious! Juice checks out the wierd and wonderful Halloween fun fest

Ostensibly these visits are to generally• bond and show love to their parents but the harsh reality is quite different. Dome nun be where the heart is but it is USIC also where the central 8-10 heating, free food and gratis Ain't nothing like the real thing... Cover band Nowaysis laundry services are located reveal their motives whilst ultimate wannabes The and right now seems a but Spice-ish girls let it all hang out at OTT time to make use of them. Morale is running low and the nights are drawing in (i.e. the Leeds weather has reverted to it's norm of ARTS 11 F-ing freezing) and all of a With the Leeds Film Festival over, .trice reviews the closing sudden the longing not to have to wear three layers of night gala screening of Monk Dawson clothing in bed is very strong. Give in. go borne. GIRRRFIL POWER NOT: -rt -DENT houses are _____CENTRE not renowned for their ___..______Bra Burnin' spectacular. Demi Moore is just one of a shigh levels of energy new breed of women born to take the male population efficiency or cleaulinecs and this is never more obvious on single-handedly - and beat them at their own game than when it's arctic outside and primeval inside. TELEVISION 14-15 Get the beers in for a new series of Men Behaving Badly. Plus, Natural Born Killers blasts onto the small screen LISTINGS...... -17-23 The essential guide to the week ahead. Seven Juice-packed pages of television, clubs, cinema Cleaning rotas will have broken down by now and and radio. What would you do without it? . the dishes will be piling up as food supplies are depleted. Central heating is unlikely to have any effect so your abode remains a generally unpleasant icy /you want to see hovel. This means you will have to spend more time in the library (obviously). The your name in word 'insulation is unknown to student landlords so it's time to invest in some thermal these pages ring andel-vicar or take the tint advice and run home to defras-t. 243 4727 Diane teeming 15 4 BOOKS AliCO Friday November 7 1997

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■••••••••■ Native American David Treuer caused a stir in America with his debut novel Little. It's now out over here so PETER STUBLEY spoke to him to find out what all the fuss is about HE switchboard of The Grouch() Club. where From the TDavid Treuer is staying, is the best in the country. One ring, one answer and a put- same corner you-through. Without even a hint of suspicion you are of the world allowed to metaphorically wander round its woodstained halls and are welcomed by Mr INDIAN David Treuer with a resounding 'how are you'. KILLER He is a very friendly though deceptively soft-spoken 26 year-old native American, son to an Ojibwe mother and an Austrian Jewish father. David now lives where hr grew up. on Leech Luke Reservation in a log cabin on the hanks of the SHERMAN Mississippi. It's about one and a half hours from Minneapolis, but he is not tempted to remain in city life. ALEXIE "Two-thirds of native Americans live in the ettiea. Its a draw of course: Native American authors to look thousands moved to the cities in the nut for include Sherman Alexc. '50s and '60s". Indian Killen which recently. gained This will be the focus of his second book, which he admits will him TOLVP.,nithill MS One or America's best writers is a racy thriller about he harder to write due to his the search for a Seattle murderer unIamiliarily with the tensed up who scalps his victims. memipolis. "People say you have to live it to be able to write about it but I think being an author is an attempt Little to write beyond our own limited existencea It's constantly asking the intpoasible, hi get inside people's heads"

IS first novel is not based on his own experiences "God. • Hno. I don't think you should live your life behind fiction. Of course everyone puts a part of their own experiences into the story, but I 1.0110.4! lust try to write about native David Treuer E R I) RICH Americans who had complicated Lives. but worthwhile ones". Little is lull of interesting lives. and has I intntri 113411 attempted to move away from the Louise Enfrieh's [laminae dawn to mystical and spiritual perceptions of earth writing includes Uwe Medicine the 'Injunsq. a move which did not endear him to publishers who arid Travel a novel about some of the history, and Toni Morrison was an something we can be proud of iefused the hook for 3 and ' last of her own Chippenawa tribe. a half influence". Indeed praise of David's again." Native American writers are a years. book is stamped on every front cover. growing group. and David does try to FICT1ON- 'Thin would Say' 'This is a food I 4..as easily tumid are Scott "Writing was lust something I oall read their stuff- writers like Greg David Treuer rejection'. LIS ii that was plISsible. but Monadin 's PuIlitzer winning Home rio and w as encouraged to continue Serbs, Sherman Alexis, Joy liarjo Little noame said it was shit, which was at Dawn and Greg Sarrrs recent at thioughout my time at university. and Susan Powers. Granta £9.99 good its a was When it was Gaud Avenue. now a Robert Redford It's not like I Irate a huge box of stuff Asked if anything really pisses published and got such a good film prduction. from when i Was a kid". him off he mentions his reputation al reaction in the States I fell it was a honors graduate David At the timment he is researching home for being gnirupy. "People aamification for my efforts-. truerter goes hack to the Minnesota of bier iliy. ktifdrer Mfniniain by Dee and recording Ojibwe oral history/ in who refuse to challenge themselves This hard labour does not snake his childhood for this gritty and. Brown is a powerfully evocative the Ojibwe language_ which is the and those who arc never satisfied him overly sympathetic. to other new powerful first novel which will keep you acoount of myth and adventure in most difficult language in the world. with life, they're the kind of attitudes writers though: people sometimes away foam that essay for as long as it takes America's frontier country. Not Films constantly emphasise the story I don't like. There is a difference object to his review of their work. to finish. everything is quite what it seems telling of native Americas life, and to between pushing yourself and especially the other native American Tracing the eye-brow raising interplay of some extent this hasn't changed. "it's punishing yourself"_ Mi. II writers_ "No-one is willing to take on a handful of characters up to 1980 as they still very viable. An oral tradition is You can tell he tries to live each others work. I get into trouble if cope with survival in the aptly named not something that will die out, as it between these lines in everythine I try to criticise a book respectfully". reservation town of Poveny. Timer goes far is the basis of our communication. that he does. As to the future, Mr Writing was not really an beyond a hard portrayal of life on the "Res". It's inure endangered due to the Treuer intends to live a long life. ambition - when David was a child There is little mention of the vast hoe language itself dying Out. "I'm not interested in self- and he entered Princeton University and none of the stereotyped spiritual or destruction. I don't want to follow as a music student. "I was frankly mythical aspects you might expect. only the 66 HE situation is getting Schubert nr Faulkner- overdosing at mediocre, only moderately T realities of dust, failed hurtling trips, broken better now, but when I was sixty or going insane is not eompetem. so I started looking at down Choys and Southern Comfort. a kid they would beat us if something that appeals to me. history, ethnography and so on. I'm a Little by little though, as he unfalds the we spoke our own language. We Unfortunately. that's what most of us voracious reader, as three's not much background of his characters around the were forcibly removed born home to do, self-destruct. and I try to do else to do when you are snowed in I story of the mysterious child of the title, the boarding school in order to everything in may 16 to avoid this." like different authors for different Troller offers up a glimpse of the still unique separate us from our culture. You IK 11.1 DEVIC things- the language of Nabokov's Indian life and soul as they are now. internalised your shame at being a Little is available from N11111 Lolita, Michael Ondjaate's sense of native American. but now it is Granta at £9.99 Matt Fleming IF Friday November 7 1997 BOOKS Alice 5

Carol Lake FIC7704\ Ellen Gilchrist Switchboard Operators A.M. Homes Starcarbon Bloomsbury £5.99 The End of Alice Oto-omsbury C6.99 Anchor £6.99 witehhoord Operators is a sickly- sweet nostalgic pool of self- ast week WH Smith arrived 13aniel Hand, once a kc indulgent drool. Following the at the dramatic decision not highly successful teenage years of Sylvie the switchboard Lto stock copies of this businessman is now little openttor, it is aimed at older women controversial novel. They felt that more than a bitter alcoholic who will it did not fit in with their image as facing almost certain find Sylvie's naivete a family shop. it can however be endearing, because it will remind them bankruptcy. He also lives in bought by their sister-shop, constant fear of losing his two of the times when they themselves wen Waterstones. A.14 . Homes working with 'The Girls' in the daughters as they leave home This book is narrated by a convicted in order to make their own way stocking factory. paedophile who has-struck up a in the world. Yet it is in fact Sylvia is irritating to the point of correspondence with a young girl who is einhamessment. She disapproves of rnaniage a potential paedophile herself. He is her this unwillingness to let go that in a very politically correct way, but is at the mentor. threatens to drive a rift same time completely dumb. even compared We, as renders, are not mere between these members or to the other switchboard operators_ To give het witnesses. though - the book is directly probably what turns into the a dimension of intelligence the author gets addressed to us. Slowly, as we travel most dysfunctional family in Sylvie involved in a socialist group. However. further and further into the narrator's the world. she is still the silly girl who doesn't understaeo mind. as he drags us through every As well as Daniel. we have iliS what the men are talking about. This sidetrack manner of degradation. we are drawn sister Helen, who abandons her into politics also serves to make the novel less towards him. partly through his candid young family in order to run away natubble. Otherwise it is mildly interesting observations of the world, of life, of the with a poet. Daniel's daughter Jessie with nice hig writing. human condition, and partly through the in the meantime has married an ex Asa final cliche. Sylvie manages to fall-ill mental common-ground we find alcoholic and drug addict after love, with lines like 'he put his big warm arms ourselves inevitably sharing with him. falling pregnant at nineteen. She around me'. We are given a moment of hope Maybe the reader even wonders if lives under constant threat that he as she realises it's all pointless, but this is he/she has... 'tendencies' as well (an will fall off the wagon which then dashed as they get it together and lick) she issue which the man rather disarmingly places strain nut only upon her ' loses her virginity. At the end of this strrotm of tackles). marriage. but also on her relations •Iipsticked smiles'. calling your friends 'fruit" This is a strange and haunting book. with her family. His other daughter, and fears of being left on the shelf, we're left We occasionally pity, occasionally like Olivia is on an eternal quest to saying. 'so what?'. and occasionally despise the offender. rediscover her roots and find her true Frumpy old women. this one's for you. but in the end arc unable to judge him. identity which keeps her away from Clare Siddall perhaps because he has suffered enough, the family home and therefore also perhaps because we have found from the watchful eye of Daniel. ourselves in his shoes. His bizarre The entire family is in therapy. cocktail of the sordid and the t not that it seems to do them much t perversely) touching is WO easy to good as they remain as confused by relate to for our own comfort. the end of the novel as they ever did This honk is highly sensitive. at the beginning. Olivia seems to definitely controversial, and a potential gain more of a sense of reality from encouragement to less balanced individuals. There is her self appointed guru, a tendency in the politically correct market. however. anthropology lecturer. Georgia inncs to censor literature and have wholesale removal of than from any psychiatrist as they books. The liberty with which shops have chosen for both attempt to son out their tangled their readers what is. and is not suitable tnatertal is love lives. Whilst Georgia tries to outrageous. The book is dangerous. but not so love the father of psychotic twin dangerous that it should he withdrawn: it teaches boys who obviously wish her dead, lessons, unlike the facistic arrogance of W H Smith. Olivia is newly involved with her A M Homes must be a brave woman to have written childhood sweetheart whose Father this. And anyone who reads it must be brave as well. is in prison for transporting drugs - hardly the ideal person to then bring William Paton home to her overprotective Father! However. one positive thing that does emerge from all of the dooni that you might want to try instead!!!! TRAVEL Such intonation Thornton & Preston Whit Lawson goes hand in hand Louise The Drinkers' Guide with advice on how Virgin E7.99 Rebel Inc E5.99 loPot miita4eylyhgoeritnrgid of the et's face it. You're only interested n The Drinkers' Guide to travelling in this hook For the pictures and the Middle East, Will companions that with what seems like a billion to Lawson presents us with you will inevitably L I accumulate along choose from, you're not likely to be an account of travelling your way. disappointed. This hook is a must-have through the area that is both On another more For frustrated male students, but for hysterical and extremely serious note. those who can't stretch to the £7.99. Lawson also gives here's something to keep you going. useful. Taking us through almost every conceivable advice on how to situation, Lawson gives us a get out of crash course in Middle potentially sticky Eastern etiquette, telling you situations. He both what to expect, and what constantly warns female readers of is then expected of you as a the dangerscr visitor in a foreign land. He sexualharase)sment thus stands to save you much and how to deter and gloom is that rather than losing potential embarrassment by possible assailants. touch with one another, absence in preventing you from saying or He also gives fact strengthens these family bonds doing the wrong thing. insight into how to deal with police as Olivia slowly begins to reconcile True to the title, he gives a with her past. and Jessie finally who are naturally detailed rundown of the best and begins to love and accept her half worst beers on sale in each region suspicious of sister. foreign visitors. as as well as what spires are most Sturrarbon is an well as telling. you Initially. readily available. He scatters the-se interesting book based on self about the things useful and often highly amusing accept one that you really discovery and learning to snippets of information throughout another's faults. However, as the hook. For instance. should not do or say if you want to avoid characters begin to spend more and supplementing the fact that you more time with their psychiatrists to need to he completely stoned to a particularly long Middle East without including the the point of obsession. it begins to even attempt to use the nightmarish and gruesome prison sentence!!!! boring trivia of other guide hooks including ported histories of the and should therefore be an get extremely repetitive and t and also highly dangerous) public to various countries and their relations important part of research for unfortunately a little ilX1 king transport with a section on how to sustain the full interest of the reader. go about getting drugs. He even with one another, this book is a anyone interested in this area, goes so far as to offer information thorough and enjoyable introduction Helen Morrissey on various legal drugs used locally to a charming and hospitable Helen Morrissey culture. it gives real insight into the 17

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IN ASSOCIATION WITH mix with a bit of Up, Bustle, and Out for a monstrous Halloween treat. As GWEN EVANS found out at the Its Obvious spooky special alloween is a loft had been transformed I. Dust Junkys good excuse to into a B-cinema haven. playing classic hammer "Nonstopperation" get dressed up, (Polydor/Polygram) H horror nicks that were slip into a character enough to satisfy the most A crisp creative track from the and make like you're bloodthirsty. collective who appeared in Leeds the wickedest thing Live music was provided by recently. The Junkies are slowly but Up Bustle and Out. who surely establishing themselves in the since a Salem witch although starting promisingly. U.K. watch out for future releases. hunt. And for Its turned out to he the only Obvious, that's exactly disappointment of the night. They played for too long. not what people did. 2. Roni Size noticing that the crowd were "Brown Paper Bag" The venue provided the aching for It change of tempo (Talkin Loud) back-drop for a suitably By the tone Crash and Burn dressed crowd. From came on, they had to play catch- The Dynamite Isl.0 features heavily up_ Rtint, jungle devils and dominatrix to in this remix by stronger Halloween hinted at a return became jaded and lost some of contiectton than the original, ihe flip witches and werewolves, for Obvious to a mood that has its original verve. side Srfrrs another line rinse. you couldn't have got a been missing for a long time. It However, if Friday night ...- more diverse dress-code. had always been an original and anything to go by they are hack unpredictable club, that's what 3. The Dream Team. Obvious had also dressed to their best - expect the drew people in. But somehow. ror the occasion. Upstairs the unexpected. "Public Enemy" through all the changes. Obvious (Joker Records) ,n- from pirate stations caught World". Shirnon'h "Predator- atmospherics and feverish b-lines. An interesting tech hreak track twin on car stereos. A revelation. Csaiditwasthejungle/justcarnealive Kenny Ken's demented mix tapes. team. plenty of depth throughout, andtookher"). Ray Keith's But I also think of 'One In The Begging for a good scratch from those electricity, June '94: watching General Levy bark lecherously Brrrixton bass OM London ling( Jungle' sounding more monotonous capable of doing so. D.O.RE and the mental, absolutely each week, lazy, vague PMT Fridays on Saturday morning TV. irreverential cut 'n paste aesthetic associations ("it reflects pain and Think Tank replete with gold chains. Benzo of vintage Hype. Phew. Pause for doom. man..." yeah... SO7), 4. Mad Doctor X 'n Moet lemon you know breath, smarmy, safe broadsheet approved "Real Heavy Science" "Incredible" was tar cooler than innovation (leave "Logical Wreskavova) mpossible to justify, "Timeless"). Yeah, when drum OZ, y'know. it just seems Progression" and "Reprazent" on this sort of thing. 'n bass retained the renegade that in the nine-seven, apart the coffee-table. dearl. puritan from the perpetual genius of sanctity and studios frowns on the Following last weeks article on this Nostalgia is so purity of freedom from the C I stifling embrace of style-nag Hype. Zinc and SS, you basically dancefloor. Oh. and crap dancing. label. it's good to see a track of this pointless and memories gotta choice between the anaemic So. hornz for '94 'n all that. I quality being produced. Brilliantly gospel. before the inevitable. beats and dirt cheap melodies of don't believe in looking hack engineered and eclectically formed. are just an indulgence. suffocating assimilation into the artcore. the increasingly except for medicinal purposes. with a depth of musical influence The notion of looking Face/tools Holland/Mercury complacent dead-end of darkcorc Wheel up and cone again second to none. back fondly has nothing Music Prize consensus of taste. and the tight-ass, minimalist (absolutely T for Tremendous). to do with the strict Despite what you think, drum al tedium of hardstep. And thins. it. 5. Moby futurist vision of drum bass has not succeeded on its own Can you really blame the speed terms And no doubt 'bout it. that garage geezers for all buggering off Oliver Craner "James Bond Theme" 'n bass: its obsession We- skool biz is smackin' seven elsewhere The divergence of drum (Mute Records) with 'progress', its shades 'o shit out of a relatively 'n bass is proving it's downfall. it's internal innovation, its sparse DOPE like a kickboxer on apparent ptogtession is no ketamine. I expected it turgid sense progression at all_ Renowned as being a track that makes blank tech-imagery. of "buck-in-da-day" self- The point. clearly made tonight, you feel like being a spy, Moby has Yeah, yeah, but... satisfaction to pervade among the is this: da funk is cool and tunes capably brought it into the late 90's. veterans and linger like the smell of are even cooler. The old-skool still With more all round heel was-wan Tonight is a reminder of a sewage farm on a hot day. It precisely why drum 'n bass sounds as lethal as lightning, all guitar, and a large 70's cop show didn't. bucked up and funky, basslines like backgrinind. was such a feckin riot back Personally nothing can quite heart palpitations, samples when the dull dance :nags eclipse the slow, uneasy realisation scattered like stardust_ Fifty years By Phil Lindfieid and of bow exhausted the current scene Nick Sargent stubbornly ignored 'all that of pop history ransacked. ruthless sounds, how static and staid it as grave robbery, a flood of noise jungle trash'. petulantly realty is. 'Specially as tonight is covering their ears. 'n melody and beats like heavy totally on fire and bursting at the artillery. Anything you choose. pretending it didn't really seams with twilight highlight/. there to be used, perverted, abused. FOR THESE AHD OTHER QUALITY exist. Like! the exquisite pup melody of Don't get me wrong, when I SLATES VISIT When it played its own part Omni Trio's "Renegade Snares" think of the nu-skool I do think of Origin Unknown". clainnty. jel- in the grim mess that was the I he terroolonte triumph tit' tech , step CRASH RECORDS l:Rack "Valley 01 The Shadows", early nineties. blasting mina the laNI. veal, "Super Sharp Shia 'ler" 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS Ascend tiltra light-.peed I the Top I 0 he list ries Cr V..i.t. open window!, tif estate illo ks per-anthein -Wino Kiiid ( ti LS1 611.1 Inch I aid .',.;11 \ 'kik, ,;.!...•ir.d 18

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you were similarly misled and the TV screens. but an amazing seedy atmosphere thought this would he a lesson number of different types. including which normally several blokes in bright green shirts, makes the CLUB in chutney making. you may CASA LATINA seemed to prefer Casa Latina to Underground THURSDAYS want to give it a go. Learning Ritzy's. appealing. was UNDERGROUND how to do the dancing would What's more, nobody seemed the sadly lacking certainly he good preparation ilipities; bit deterred by the non- The win& thing for the evening of manic tunes arrival Adalberto Al tare/. and his made my head hurl. hat in hell's 15 piece salsa orchestra. who, and my view was that follows. teeth is everyone having flown from Cuba, managed obscured unix too The not over-large to gel stranded in London and had to often by an up to? Such W Underground was sufficiently caned Iwo of then three UK alp, enormous lively. and co-ordinated packed last Thursday, with a The hand which filled in for these moustache. moves at the sintd1 but eager queue freeing jokers was large. loud and classy-. Approach with with some mean electric violin and cauli4m Underground. gently on the door. Inside, on the Flinn there wete punchy horns. which managed to gel Casa Latina kicks off with quite clearly Otiose who knew their lot of people dant lull, or at !easi Marcus a salsa class at 8.30. which 1 stun-. they appeared to he Cuban. jiggling vaguely annind O'Neill gave a miss. cheers. Rut if and moved psi like the people on things. However, the calm, slightly

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1'1 Juice MUSK Friday November 7 1997 CZ2 Inspired by the Motion • ( Single of the Week Picture? PULP - HELP TILE Ai ;ED (Island) As British films continue to ride a wave of success, it Jarvis' frustrations are still apparent here seems that British bands want a piece of the action too. - a now greying freak, he still manages to slip in a tel to the sex hr never got First up Bond bombshell JOE CAIRNS samples Shaken in this novel tune. Breathy vniceosers and and Stirred: The David Arnold James Bond Project %%amine* business are replaced runny the bite...print_ Opener "Diamonds That's nut to say there's nothing falsetto odes to the past-it generation. HERE isn't a man packs, and el ipious. chest hair. Are Forever". sung by David here worth a listen. Amold's team-up With another of the anthemic choruses Sophisticated. exquisitely in the world who McAhnont. is useful only in with Leftfield on "Space March" typical of their popular repertoire, the tailored. firm but fair In any of his wouldn't give his sarions incarnations Bond is Cool reminding us of the original's (from efonraker) pays off big-time skinny wit's returned with another Pulp T perfection. "Nobody Does It Better" with a stately sci-fi builder that classic. right whatever to be Personified. his endless effortless seductions and witty remarks sound- and "Moonraker" (with Aimee Mann looms large like Blofeld's laser James Bond. and Shan Nelson respectively) are satellites. And Propellerheads"On POKTISHEAD - 1-.14 (Go Beat I tracked by a John Barry composition both inxtantly forgettable. whilst on Her Majesty's Secret Service" you'll More sombre. chilled tunes and characteristic Girls, no matter how sung by a popular recording artist of "Live and Let Die". already know. The reliably seedy scratching. A haunting start, then the heat sensitive your fella may the moment. Chrissie Hynde gives Pulp weigh in with a menacing kicks in. Sounds extremely similar to appear at the video shop, how This male obsession a bizarre Texas- version of "All Time High" that. 'Pedestal" off Dummy. An impressive single. goes some way to pleasantly he sits through meets-Oasis much like their initially despite the lack of progression. explaining how this Held of Dreams, or travesty of an album makeover to the only disappointing new single. lingers decent thing written like an embarrassing memory. THE DANDY'S - BUTTERFLY SONG convincingly wipes his eyes came into being. You by a Beetle after The whole album is an (Artificial Records) at the end of Romeo and can imagine David It's worth opportunity wasted. not least in the A typical small-time indie band love song; Arnold as a kid, trailing "No Mr Bond... l expect 1970. Juliet. you know for a fact Wooten" hearing. Once. tracks Arnold has chosen to ignore: something in the vain of Shed Seven, but behind his Mum in you to he'd rather be watching or The same couldn't A-Ha's dashing "The Living with even more sickly cliched lyrics. "Take Tesco, the shopping that Russian bit who strangled he said for LT.1 Bukem's suffocation Daylights", "Goldtinger". Duran me for a ride on a butterfly, then we'll make choreographed to Monty Norman's of the 0(17 theme itself. in which the Duran's magnificent "A View to a love in the crimson sky." Enough said. people with her thighs in Bond theme. And now, as an adult, Goldeneye. having written one of the songs of so-called junglist quoshes any Kill" ("Daneell...into the Fi-yah!"). reputation he may have had left. Put Some things should be left DUB PISTOLS - HEST GOT BETTER Even the less hormonally- the decade ("Play Dead", for Bjork), he decides that he can do better than next to Grooverider's exhilarating untouched. Some songs you just (Hard) driven amongst us would readily remix of the same tune on the flip of don't cover. Tom Jones singing Having played at the likes of Back To Basics, the best, if not by himself, then with swap their mundane existences. the new Moby single "No Mr "Thunderball" is one of them. No and The Heavenly Social, a comparison to some of his famous friends. for Saltzman and Broccoli's Bond... 1 expect you to dieee!!!"). speedboat chases, no third nipples, The Chemical Brothers is no surprise. Here None of the Bond theme covers celluloid paradise of silky- it's a cringe-worthy slice of Slimfast no safari suits. The Dub Pistols release a funky big beat on Shaken and Srirred: The David drumnbass. Shocking, simply shocking. track which certainly shows them with smooth innuendoes, rocket Arnold James Bond Pmjecr better potential in their own right. ROBBY ELSON steps into the House of America (EMI) DAVID PRICHARD guns down Shooting Fish (EMI) THE DUST JUNKY'S - NON-S°MP 0 PERAITON (Polydor) IRST, British Animals. there aren't really many OST of the hectic, Lcfttield make an excellent By the sounds of this single, you would think other Welsh artists of high enough appearance with "Body Medusa" and they were from Seattle, rather than music became what calibre to edge their way on to an reviews about the add a well needed dance truck. Manchester. It's an annoying, rocky drone, so was ostensibly album of this quality. Im have The Divine Comedy contribute how have they managed to support Black F Let's face it. most soundtracks their orchestral genius within Pursuit Welsh music. suggested that, although Grape 09 their forthcoming tour? arc pretty dodgy. but one that opens Of Happiness". which is strangely Now it seems that the with the truly inspirational it's fairly mediocre the contrasted with the heavier tones of CATH COFFF.Y -TELL NEE (Island) much hyped British film "Waiting for The Man" by the soundtrack is far better. Symposium's "Twist". Cath Coffey has moulded a blend of her revival is also Velvet Underground, and includes But is it? There are a few surprises though: influences (she's worked with Attica Blues being hijacked tracks from the after Space's and toured with Stereo MCs and Tricky), to The main by our likes of Blur. "Neighbourhood" produce a fair attempt at a hypnotic trip hop Supergrass. problem is you get Jackie De track. The music's OK - liquid grooves and strangely and the the total lack Shannons' easy delicate buss but her voice is overly accented Prodigy is of listening "What dominant. brothers. a very ofna n terie"al. hy a The World Needs We' ve had different Is Love" and LAD' SMITH BIACK MAMBAZO - wide selection lkin Town and league. Dionne INK ANYLZI NEZ a 11 Some of artists Warwick's' "Do now we've got (Gallo Music International) people like You Know The House of including Hems beans, The Lion King - ring any bells? their Space. The Way To San This is the beloved African acapella number America. So soundtracks Hose?", that is associated with beans on toast and why are there full of new. SuNrnaturals, following the going to the cinema. ft goes on and on and only three Welsh artists on the unheard The Bluetones Bluctones on... into the background where it best suits. soundtrack? material. But that destroys the and the Divine "Bluetonic" Too religious. too ethnic and we're sticking Atright, so John Cale sex-Velvet whole idea. not just from a Comedy. But one choice in particular stands to Sufeway Savers beams, thanks! Underground) is Welsh, but apart marketing point of view but from Most of these songs have out; David McAlmont adds his from compiling the soundtrack his the Tarantino point of view; the use alreatb, been released as singles or wonderful voice to the beautiful "I'm CAST - I'M SO LONELY contribution is minimal: two pieces of the familiar aural experience in A Better Man (burr Having Loved (Pulydor) of mysterious sounding dialogue to an unfamiliar visual situation. have at least appeared on a Shine You)" which more than makes up for Oh no, not another cheesy ballad! Irritating he exact. This soundtrack offers nothing album or two. the less imaginative choices elsewhere. lyrics, simple guitar and token strings all Apart from [hut we get new, but is full of such classic However, all things considered, this If you are the son of person that rounded of nicely with that scourer voice Catatonia's "Dream On"; the tracks that the film is immediately is u happy-go -tucky album and because judges a book by its cover then you that we all know and Inset?). Where have all obligatory Mathes track. sold to the that's all it is trying to he it doesn't won't he disappointed. the catchy pop songs gone John "Motorcycle Emptiness"; and the listener: if matter that we heard ninety per cent of The major problem is the lack of splendid "Green Grass of Home" only to see if it last year. new songs to get the heart racing. As Gail Clarke and Amy Leitch by the legendary Tom Jones. And it is as good as The music is still fresh and fun and the inlay cant defines Shooting Ash, that's it, Well it's tit, big deal really. the music in that respect it is a CD worth has-mg. " .slung, to swindle, rip off or to ag — Although most of this is purely •40# • pan from the Super Furry suggests. defraud",

Friday Novembe 7 MUSIC Juice 9 Who do y0 u think 0u are? In a flurry of cover band activity JOE DOWNIE chases the shadow of Britain's biggest band, Oasis, and finds only sham-pain supernovas Nowaysis, while JENNY WOOD joins the extended family of Generation Next, The Spice-ish Girls ALK about getting After declining the oiler of a "Oh ay. a mountain at money. they'll have to do it outside into character. When tequila shimmer I as my new No, I in some cases there is Nowaysis, Nowaysis wont ever I wander hack-stage 'mate' James why they do if! ''Er, money to be made. 11 you get a do anything other than Oasis- T dunno really... I guess it's fun-. hig gig it does pay well. It pays as ] guess that's a mixed Messing, at the Met to 'interview' tin Do you have to swallow your well as any other average job," - can we look foraard tv the broadest possible sense pride in any way when you walk Nowaysis splinter groups and a of the word) Niowaysis, they on stage as an impression act? myriad of post-nick antinem art' Oasis - or rather, they "Well, not really no. cos we were li yes, thme big gigs. of teehno side projects? 'Er, no, but desperately wish to God that all at drama college anyway, so which the summer we have grit a new single out in they had even an ounce of' it'sjust like acting". Afestivals, including the summer, its gonna he called the talent, cool and justified So you're continuing the fine V47 bash hew in Leeds. must "Noddy goes to the Picnic. arrogance of their mentors. tradition of drama school drop- figure highly. Is playing to a Parlour". It's gonna he eve,' more These good for nothing outs to drop dead gorgeous-pop bunch of pissed up. suit•stroke ironic_ The official press method actors from Glasgow Naas, rather unlike Oasis. "I don't inflicted teenagers really the statement is that there are no seem intent on playing the fool. even think they're that attractive" lin-ras of your aspirations as a plans for any more releases." so getting a sensible answer out JUTEICS.comments. almost hand. or do you want to lake the Clearly this man is intoxicated of them is like getting a good etintroveraily. "I mean. what whole thing further. go your own ion success?, no. on alcohol). and tune out of Mansun. would you do if you were me and way even? it is hard to know if he's talking Before we begin 'Noel' and you had the choice between "This is a hard question" says bollocks, or indeed if he's talking -Liam' make their excuses and doing this and going shopping - James. looking genuinely bollocks, then go to their van to try and eh? what would you do?" confused. "I'm quite interested in In one last attempt to get some shag a few groupies for more The cynic within me is getting a part in a sitcom. or sense out of him, I ask where likely just have a cup of tea and a thinking that they aren't in it for a something.... It's difficult to Nowaras would be it everyone wank). leaving me in the love of Oasis, but fin- a love of answer, because as Nowaysis we suddenly started hating Oasis. "In company of 'Bonehead' treat money. Surely. there must be a can't really go our own way. Jerry the job centre" is the reply. and name fames k plus the drummer, fair hit of cash to be made in does write his own songs and y'know what, it's the most being the semi-official cover everybody's got their own ideas, coherent and honest thing he's who behaves just like a drummer left to right: Bonehead, Noel and Liam should and as nothing hand of Britain's biggest band? so if anyone's gonna do anything said all night. Even better than the real thing? Well, not quite, but wannabes The Spice-ish Girls at least put on a show to spice up your life get ready for the Spice-ish appears to be anorrxie. HE crowd are 'Victoria' is having dressed to kill, Girls!" there they are; the unehanatenstie problems the drink is And keeping still for more than five T live faces we've come to seconds, and 'Geri- looks like a flowing freely, and the know so well. Sporty Spice frightened rabbit taught in the atmosphere is one of in her tracksuit bottoms, ()Tr discoliglus gentle sophistication - Ginger Spice in a Union yes, it's Wednesday Jack dress. Scary Spice in a HE girls mime, not leopard skin outfit, Baby entirely convincingly. to night at OTT. their own identical Spice with blonde pigtails. T covers of Spice hits. including Suddenly, a hush falls one of her and Posh Spice in "Wannabe , "Who Do You over the expectant famous little black numbers. STUDENTS Think You Are?" and "Manta" real masses. and an ethereal Except this is not the 'Ginger's' dress keeps riding voice booms overhead. thing; these-Spice Girls all look up. Sporty manages a cartwheel SAVE "Ladies and Gemlemen, about 15 years oltL 'Emma' or two. Scary rolls her hips suggestively. In tact. this isn't had entertainment for 12. The crowd is actually having quite a good time. h must take a lot of guts to 50 % stand up in front of it room full of pissed up revellers and go through the motions of bein one of the best known go nips o i OFF YOUR the world, The general consensus is that respect is due, but to he honest. the LULU'S of mirth are rolling down our FOOD BILL faces. With a few shouts of "Girl Power!" and an unsolicited encore. the Spice-ish Girls disappear in a puff' of dry ice. Why do they subject themselves so readily to possible humiliation? is it in the hope that they may one day sing alongside their idols? Is it for their sheer love of the music' or is it, as the press would have us believe, it natural result ol the overwhelminc demand tor all trim'. 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impum Soundtrack Of Our Lives The Cure Welcome to the Infant Galore: The Singles 1986.97 creebase (Fiction) (Coalition Records) HIS is music. NIusic D on't be put off by T'S scary to appearances. that defies words and think that The Soundtrack of Our thinking, confuses the T Cure are now a Lis ,-, singer Ebbw Lundberg head and stops the heart. A I British institution. inay well look like a fat, soundtrack for the emotions It's no wonder that bearded Kris Noveselic (the and the way you feel. the Americans dopey. hillbi II. one out of Mogwai, a group of souk- think all British Nirvana) but his hand have assasins from Glasgow, have made one of the best Conti'?) counjoured up some magic to people wear black, Swedish indie guitar pop make the coming winter that have weird albums of the year. little bit warmer. Yes it is haircuts, look Honest. They swept the hoard predominantly instrumental, but miserable and at the Swedish-Brits. heating with a soul through sound like suffer from contemporaries The Wannadies this. who needs words? anaemia. and The Cardigans. Tim The influence of Slim and Sonic Put it this way. over Burgess loves them too, and Youth among others comes through the summer festival who am Ito argue with the tastes of everyone's lave Pop but they manage to transcend all period, on the other this and form [heir own strain of Hero? post-rock. at its most powerful side of the thankfully The music is an intoxicating mix desolate and beautiful. wide Atlantic, The of Elnipopestpie chirpy tunefulness, Peers of Telstar Ponies, Labradford. Cure headlined well melodic grunge (think American Gauge and Rex, what Mogwai have above the likes of axe-wielders The Screaming Trees), created is the MUSIC you need in your .and Small Faces gritoviness. Blur or Oasis. On tracks like current single head last thing at night and first thing in Why? Because as this the morning_ "Mantra Slider- and "Magic The album sways between the noise album shows, they can Muslims" they also throw in a little of MI on guitar with the power to write a (Taking single. Eastern cool. but wisely steer clear knock your head off. with the quiet When they want to. that of the ham fisted retro warhlings of whispering 'you'll he alright'. The I I - is. Kula Shaker. minute plus of "Like Herod" mainlines Released in 1986. On the intriguingly titled bursts of pure electricity into a rolling. "Standing On A Beach" "Bendover Babies" they shameless. bassline-heavy groove. "Mogwai fear collected all the singles ly op off The Kinks' "Waterloo Satan" is an epic work of genius and released from 1978. and it Sunset". and turn it into a beautiful, the madness that is "With Portfolio" was a classic. understated song about "dancing sends your mind reeling with Galore is a kind of cheek to cheek". Perhaps that line crossfaded white-noise. follow up to all that, a sounded better in Swedish. Their other side shows gorgeous sit, chronicle of the second 1110111W I At twenty tracks long Welcome ti meloncholie melodies, to soothe and half of a twenty year reign album of pop-tastic before after all). but stuff. to rite Infant Freebase is, perhaps. take the pain away. From the aching as the Kings of goth- moments from the past. because it allows you to A shame then the album crammed with too many ideas, and guitar and slow motion drumming of ',tipsters. From most of our sample the brilliance of has to end on a sour note. not all of them work. But at least "'Tracy" to the sound of a band revelling You see. this is pop. childhoods actually. The Cure without having Closing track. and new they've got ideas. in their own majestic sounds in —Yes. it From the unashamed fun to wade through the large single "Wrong Number" is. Former single "Instant Repeater is a lung way home". of "Why Can't I Be You?" N essential buy; not amounts of tosh many of as Mr. Reeves would say, 99" is the standout track - it's got It's some of the best music this year to the achingly romantic for the fact that the their later albums have very, very poor. pianos, it's got strings, it's even got and time for Mogwai to step out of the "Love Song"; through the songs on it deserve consisted of. A sign that after twenty hand-claps; and yes. it's great. "I'm shadows and embrace the masses with inane but lovable "Friday A ready to blow your mind" shouts £15 of your money any A bit like watching years, perhaps it's time to their inventive. infectious, blissful I'm In Love" down to the more than any other cricket highlights. it makes hang up the lipstick eh Ebbot in the midst of it all. music. more stereotypical release this year (we've all something potentially very Bob? He very nearly just did, The in sound from way. way nut. darkness (well_greyness) heard most of the songs boring into edge of the seat Robby Elson of "Lullaby" this is an Joe Downie James Bradley

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IAGLNE a funked up his one takes me RageR against the machine hack. Back to with Shaun Ryder on the day when I vocals and you have the Dust thought Westwood Junkys, settled in Manchester, was running things and clearly insistent on on his Capital Rap delivering vibes, not attitude. Show (I can still sing This funked up five piece suppl the ,jingle, you know), stylish rhythms that erupt into hard when hip hop was rockin' tunes and are quickly more concerned emerging as one of those bands About shaking booty Mekon featuring Skooly D's CDRi M. which contains everyone will like. than anything else, -Skool's our" tgeddit'h, with footage of the championships, They're easy to dance to but and when only :a couple of cringcworths an interview with Crazy Legg frequently rock like bastards. They breakdancing was moments. himself (from the Rock Stea d have a shit-hot DJ. But without a douhi Some of the rhymes the Crew t, and a glossary. still fairly cool. rappers come up with are quite Exactly what you need if they most certainly have the 'link- .! How foolish of me, it offensive. t or amusing. You have ever wondered what dimension sadly lacking from mai), , r. still is of course, as this depending on point of view) graffiti writers mean when The Junkys Brit-shit counterparts. 2CD set - the official but what the hell d,i you they start talking about O.K. the *shout-at-the-audien..e-and- expect' This is the old skool. -throwing up. hope-they•-shout-back' shenanigans do album of the 1997 UK fool. Ben Blench seem a hit ilteresy, as does an extensive breakdance Thoroughly recommended body popping session courtesy of the lead championship - on the strength of the title singer. t Nice the dust settles. however. the demonstrates. truck alone IMantronix. Junkys unleash their seem weapons. remember?). but full of other For your money you get gems by Eric B and Ralson. 24 tracks of thoroughly Hardcore druMming blends with crazy Young MC, Cut Le Roc, funk bass. Hendrix-style guitar and an slamming heals. Herhie Hancock, Sweet Tee unfortunately weak rap section in which There's a brief history of. and Chubb Rock to name but a to DJ promises to take tau girlfriends ahem. "the Funk" from few, home. What a nice gesture, you don't know 'Grandmaster Melle Mel and If I haven't convinced you who might be about at that time of night. Friends' - "The Message 2 yet. CD2 also contains a nifty. !Survival)" - via The &astir it' slightly badly designed. Alan Buttery Boys' "Brass Monkey" to 22 Friday November 7 1997 REVIEW: ARTS Juice 11

/7- I RUN The Thing Monk Dawson Dir: John Carpenter Tickle Stars: Kurt Russell Din Tom Waller Beeketts Park Leeds Int. Film Festival ,..Starts: Martin Kemp Sun Nor 2

HEN The Thing was here was a full house at first adapted from he last night of Beckett!: Bar that at WJohn W Campbell's the 11th Leeds T times bordered on novel 'Who Goes There?' by Film Festival rowdy. slurping up everything T thrown at them almost as Howard Hawks in 1952. B- ended with similar smoothly as the pints went movies were blatant spectacle to the analogies for a dreaded down. From the small spotlighted communist threat, and beginning - another stage Roger •I'm not scary' special effects left a lot to he world premiere. This Monkhouse moaned the desired. time of Monk Dawson, perplexities of sex, hash and more In 1982. John Carpenter directed by 22 year old sex. whilst Ian Moore opened with created a more vivid. accurate and a brilliant insult us put down a downright disgusting portrayal of Tom Waller - a recent particularly irritating heckler. Campbell's alien. thanks to the graduate of our very But the night belonged to talents of special effects genius own Northern School of Vladimir McTavish. His norm-stop Rob Bottin.The plot is simple: a frantic chatter held the audience, shape-changing creature arrives at Film & Television. "'So Monk, what did you say you did taking them through standard but mate?" a U.S. Antarctic research station Based on the award- popular digs at Scottish football and proceeds to hump off the winning novel by Piers Paul and the royal family. While his scientists one by one. Read (author of Alive). the renouncing his vows he turns to PRIEST timing and delivery Were spot-on Rather than opt for all-out film recounts the life story his school friend Bobby his cheap checkered stilt threaten gore. Carpenter explores the Winterman (Ben Taylor). to steal the show from under his complexities of human pannot.i. of two Catholic school boy CLASSIC He finally secures a job as a nose. and triumphs with a true modern friends spanning forty years journalist through connections Catholic Boys Of course one could gripe \N„...Stara Andrew McCarthy horror classic. The film inal111.1U11 from their first meeting at with the beautiful. former :ibout the pissed-faced girl on my an Intense atmosphere throughout: school through to adult life parishioner. Jenny Stamen (Paula left guffawing at every pause and the all-male cast capture the silence or the section of the crowd in London. Hamilton). With a wonderful essence of Bill (sun of Burt) atholic Bkvs, presents who only had yakking on their Newcomer John Michie plays performance by Martin Kemp. Lancaster's claustrophobte script. the male Brat Pack agenda. but that would be the central character Father Eddie (The Kravis) as the sleazy while Carpenter never feels the entrenched in a very overlooking the spirit ,if the night. Dawson. the Chelsea priest who. newspaper editor, we see him C need to rush it all along. corrupted and retreat back to the strict catholic school, prodded Terence Chong when expelled from his monastic order. Although unsuccessful monastic order following his with pre pubescent sexual released (its main Competition - comes face to face with the encounters in 1970s London. desires, from all angles. E.T.), it remains an exciting. scary liberated 1970s in London. He Told in flashback, which makes Andrew McCarthy and Kevin and even disturbing film, fully suffers a crisis of faith and the film somewhat disjointed and Dillon are two friends trying us deserving of it's cult following, slow at times. Monk Dawson is combine being a teenager with Andy DIlks nevertheless engagingly beautiful training for priest hood. needless its The Stepford Wives with scenery from 26 locations say they find it hard. Dir: Brian Forbes including London, Dorset and Stars: Nanette It leads into a world of Newman North Yorkshire. notably with a exploration, as the friends find shot of Leeds Town Flail steps. conflictions between their needs as However. for what was a teenagers approaching manhood. HE Stepford Wives is The Relic potentially controversial and and the behaviour that is expected Dir: Peter Hyams enthralling film Monk Dawson of them as practicers of the catholic Bryan Forbes' Stars: Tom Sizemore was disappointing. especially the faith. T (Emma's dad) Out Now ending - in spite of the film But although this film touches nightmare vision of a society jumping 20 years to the present upon some delicate themes. its main in which Katherine Ross, HIS film is basically a B- day neither of the three main achievement, is in reflecting the with no bra, is less of a male characters age in the slightest. movie with an A-movie's same easy goingness and splendour fantasy than Nanette Lucky t, sonic budget - but no amount that early brat pack films offered. Newman (Emma's mum) in a T You won't remember their names. of money could have raised it big frilly dress holding a but you'll remember the sex. above the level marked Andrea Lipsett casserole dish. 'average'. An anthropologist studies a tribe and its rituals in Brazil. and when while the film given its flimsy his cargo boxes an niixed up in premise. does well not to outstay transit, a Chicago museum finds us welcome. As a short. snappy itself with a smashed relic and a Mad Max and surprisingly accomplished crate full of leaves loaded with Dir. George Miller exercise in low-budget film Stars: Mel Gibson potentially faud hormones. making, Mad Max is deserving of its cult status.

hen it was released Richard Northen some twenty years w ago, Mad Max w as a small Australian film that achieved modest success. Run far your wIfo Iwo decades later, it has far more significance than it could lose iii watch women doing have imagined and is now siMple domestic tasks." regarded as the film that launched Ross plays a photographer Mel Gibson on an unsuspecting persuaded by her fat. balding Before you can say 'hideous husband to leave New York for genetic monstrosity', a spate of public Watching him in the title role, Steplord, u town where women particularly gruesome murders it is possible to see that Gibson have an unsettling penchant for ensues, and the hunt is on tor a has used his performance as the housework. frenzied killer. template for many of his "I didn't hake anything Despite a reasonably interesting subsequent characterisations. yesterday'' premise, the film is sadly tram Lethal Weapon's Martin When her attempts at women's disappointing. The heroine. an Riggs to even William Wallace in lib. splutter miserably like the last evolutionary biologist. is pretty and Brarrheari. of the Mr. Muscle and her friends auburn haired - The X-Files anyone? Max, a contented traffic cop in start wearing uplift bras. she - and the plot becomes a battle an unnamed but seemingly post- knows that cleaning power must against time to capture the monster apocalyptic world. turns into Mad be removing a sinister stain. before the gala opening of a Max when a group of bikers kill "I've spent so much time prestigious museum exhibition_ Cue his friend. wife and baby in cold making myself happy. Now I'm an unexciting search fur evil in lots blood. In search of revenge, he going to make him happy." of dark. wet underground tunnels. goes after the hikers. Not only a 70's kitsch classic. but. may like The Fans of Alien Though obviously made on a in these post-PC. times, a but don't bother with it if Relic, cheap budget, the film boasts an welcome reminder of the not into big. slimy you're impressive array of action set- Do you really wanna lump, do controversial purmie versus flares monsters. Dull and uninspiring, pieces which are eiven a certain you wanna? debate. Oops. sorry, wrong film this film is only for those with a flair by the director. George "I'll just die if I don't get this fetish for decapitations. Miller. Gibson is...well Gibson, recipe Jenny Cavannagh Suzannah Bailey 2.1 GM l2 Friday November 7 1997 Juice

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( )I probably Iii remember as de Supergran. Hand- y ai bag wielding granny who wt packed a mean punch after pc downing a few bowls of se porridge. But did you ever ref think of her as an icon? At The true godmother of the BI Alien3 btu Din Ridley Scott combat chicks. Ok, so (a Stara: Sigourney Weaver maybe that's taking it a bit ad too far but you can't fail to Pt Ln this, the third instalment w of the Alien saga, have noticed the rise of Ca ' utenanIElien Ripley is 'Girl Power' action roles once again hurled face-to-face over the last few years. with her nemesis - the acid- Around the time Supergran bleeding. killing-machine that was strutting her stuff we also is the xenornorph. Except this had Wonderwoman and time the story takes place on a remote prison planet. and Bionic Woman. Sigourney Ripley herself is no longer a Weaver has been flexing target due to the horrifying her muscles for decades realisation that a queen alien is in the Alien series and slowly growing inside of her. and more recently 'Rink ..iiirn 3 is easily the d-okest and Girl has tackled the mike bleak of the trilogy. adding role. Now its the turn even ti enter intensity so the diameter of Ripley. and giving the of G/ Jane, aka Demi film cut ahnivst mediaeval Moore. atntssithem Ii also has u In the male-dominated refreshingly British feel to rt. with Por Postlethwaitt and Paul McGann making appcitances'and Clunks Dance puningin a strong peribrinance. iloweger, by far the most `www.women. impretrive ix the hue Brian Glover, a truly excellent actor Ms 1 flourishes withshaved, in his mile ofpc6mi warden. physical and mental strength of her Si goomey N'ii. . er abai gives male ixamterparts - note the shaved another typically convincing FILM head.- but can also beat them in violent heads.com' pellintlilliet. complete with bald GI Jane and bloody combat, which would make head. Dir. Ridley Scott men Scary Spice run for cover HE characteristics of the In the end though. despite Stars: Demi Moors The plot is really nort-exisicnt after excellent Redd rrlia114:4:8 and the first half hour. as the maiming muscle woman include impmssive camera work by David O'Neil becomes repetitive. and combat pants, a vest, a Pincher • who incidentally went on IRECTED by Ridley T Scott, hest known for resembles scenes from an okl Rocky care worn face and to direct the equally dad, Saver - the film. The other characters are not well Alien. and Blade Runner, film falls well shun of its two D formed or developed enough to be increasingly, a bald head. predecessors, failing to capture the GI Jane has all the makings or a mcnuirable, as the majority of the Shaving off your maiden tresses tow tension iii Alien or the all-cast typical American action tnovie. action traduce on Demi Moore_ who is has long been a trait of sci-li but the action of Aliens, The eventual death with its immense special effects. Wonder Woman and Gladiator rolled action movies have also adopted the of Ripley also fails 10 deliver, big star names, and hrimming into one. has taken on seeming fly at oddt with the patriotism. G.I Jame attempts to take feminism practice. The bald head lint two Blum, rend lobbing us of it However. art actiuu movie i• all it law step further. hot with unconvincing symbolic value. particularly sating dander. at 4.0 remains: in fact you could he mistaken results. Moore looks the pun as Ihe To find the greater meaning behind we tbouea A &appointing end 1., for thinking'. on were watching Demi 's muscular.shaven cominundoin action, this phenomenon and the fascination for ,man es,-n_tse ., Kleo I tall way into, the but if (Cs a gripping plot and believable bald heads. (is it some kind of turn-on?). • -., • ' -... ii 0...h ...v. f prukevilings chunicam you want. look ebcwhere. I decided to search the internet. After Chris Wallace G.I. Jame pushes ' Girl Power' to its typing in 'women with shaved heads'. limits; as Monte not only matches the the fount of all knowledge came up with 24

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d-hitting, v? .01" res the role of women in takes a look at some of the Spice Girls Virgin is to Girl Power though we hate to admit it. 'we've all been touched by Spice mania in some way. Be it taking Justry we've seen women The film was slated by the critics. The limbs sels in distress, objects of Tones slammed its 'wafer-thin but not part in high-brow —who's your favourite" mothers and as accessories stylishness' and suggested that the box debates, drunkenly singing along to the Carts' . So with this new figure are script 'could have been improved by a office figures, so is GI June hits in karaoke competitions, or even just eating ing a change in the couple of 12 year olds'. It was laughed really going to break new Walkers aim" drinking Pepsi, or using Impulse out of cinemas nationwide. People ground? It seems unlikely. al of woman or the same were too embarrassed to go and see it The film industry won't body spray... Secretly we admired their in-yer-face nbol in men's clothing? or at least to own up to having seen it. change overnight as long as attitude and undeniable talent for making damn latter portrayal is suitably So maybe we're not fooled that easily. there's money to be had in good pop tunes. nett in Barb Wire. Pamela selling sexy female totty. Alter having 'cinnamon' television a few million in - the ultimate (iconoclastic) , the fact that it was released The tragedy of the new 'thymes', the Great British Public, dare we say it. might Bimbo - plays the part of a at all says something about what Spice Girls album and the hunter, action woman. But let's he getting just a bit fed up with Girl Power. Currently B Hollywood thinks of its popularity of "come on based in the south of France for tax reasons, The Spice she'd be better on a Bounty viewers' tastes. So if Pammy didn't Barbie, let's go party..." Girls have bravely ignored the slowly changing tide of it's more like Baywatch). Her make the grammes. maybe it's not are hardly likely to public opinion, and have come up with Spiceveorid; tie is "don't call me babe", but just a pretty woman that counts. You encourage new bold se can you can't deny that this new took is often representations of the movie, the album, and no doubt the t-shirt video seen as incredibly sexy. One highly- women. So it seems and roasted peanuts to platform boot. But acclaimed scene from GI Jane sees that even if GI Jane Spireworld the album is a prime example of the old Demi Moore in a tight white vest kicks ass on the big adage that a very 'spicey' diet only results in a pile doing press ups with one arm. Yet this screen, she'll be proves that uniform on a woman. beaten in reality and isn't enough. It's got to be a sexy Demi and the rest of fhe album is a prime bod wearing the pants. the well 'ard girls But are women in this role will be example of the old successful? Seemingly not. The auditioning for Alien films were a big hit but Jane Austen adage that a very the fact that there were adaptations. numerous scary monsters `spicey' diet only results rampaging through space may have had a lot to do 3 a pile of dirty pants with that. Will Alien 4 released next month have of dirty pants. similar success?) "It's impassible to envisage a follow-up to a debut Tank Girl and Pam in .•11siiin that has mild over 18 million copies Barb Wire may have broken ,,.iirltvide" states the promotion material - and it is not wrong. in be blunt. "Spice lip Your Life" is the only thing worth listening to on here, with the exception of "The Lady is a Vamp": a Bugsy Malone, twenties-style piss-take music hail affair. In Top Ten nelltikins to shays your and "Move Over" which doesn't really count, as head - this includes it's just a lengthened version of the Pepsi advert. au Bad hair days are confined to The rest of the album is just bitterly places on your body that most disappointing drivel. The album cover can scream people see and bi It's easier G-Ance with a zoom!, Shake 11w vibe.' and Girl, ' for the tattoo anist to see what he's World in Action/ all it but there's none of the doing. raiptaitie anthems we've all come to expect by now. Instead Slop sounds like Bananarama with 7) Hot shased woman looking for a headache; Too Much leeks of Janet Jackson "**-*"*. - I'll leave this to berm sir supposedly became trendy; Denying your imagination!! and Do It are pour attempts at R'n'B; and the only saving grace of epic-length ballad 11 Bible Study - Christian's Forever is the La Isla Bonita style Spanish appearance" - Instructions tom guitar. hair) legs a deterrent to on high that state that 'a woman If The Spice Girls are looking for a bit sr 21, nnly tor this site should never get her hair cut of peace and quiet in their professional anywhere near the length of a lives, they're certainly going the tight eduction and History of Philishase man's "short hair.. way about it, They may he the 'wane facts for saddus who care "biggest group in the %saki" at the II Courtship Signals moment, but rushing to release is beaches in ranee with many - Top Tips for those who trust material like this will slimly the Net or need the help! prompt "past their sell by date" mutterings from anyone who rale Mike cut my hair like Pee-Wee list The Cat Museum mannees to sit through it alL - not sure what this one's got to They really, really wannabe do with bald heads but it's not as earefia.. tat li ps.shased heads and hair fetishes kinky as the other Jenny Wood Is I, hal. 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The Witches Of Eastwick Devil women 10.55pm Friday, BBC1

The lust) longings of three gorgeous gals conjure up the Devil himself in the form of Jack The knife" Nicholson. 'her. Sarandon and Pfeiffer star.

Jaws Fin-tastic 9pm Saturday, BBC2

Spielberg was 25. the shark was plastic but this classic remains something to really get your teeth i11111.

Single White Female Mirror, inn-or on me wall , 9pm Saturday, ETV

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Natural Born Killers Failing, burping and bollock-scratching are back on the agenda as the new Thrilling spree crawls drunkenly onto our screens. But Tony 10.50pm Saturday, C5 series of Men Behaving Badly Mickey and Mallory Knox murder and Gary are only the latest in a long line of dodgy flatmates... BOBBIE MON their way acros.s,Amencti in Oliver meifa-violent- satire. searches between the dirty dishes for a stain-tree patch on the sofa

The Company 01 Wolves Werewolves Plc HERE'S many a true word age old problem that troubles all sentient after two pints of lager". You see? 1.15am Saturday night, BBC2 beings at some point. male or female; choosing Maybe not. But how about that thing that spoken in jest. That's what between your friends or your partner. The 'bird happens when you're in a long term Little Red Riding Hood gored up lot T they say. I say, there's a hit vs. your best mate' problem. As Gary wisely relationship- the 'we hardly ever have sex any the 80s. Very deep and meaningful of all of us in all great sitcoms, points Out. "Ideally you'd want more' thing? Again, lets turn to Maharashi Pretty boring as well. a best mate who looked good Gary: "When there's always biscuits in the tin. and Men Behaving Badly is more bending over in a bikini: where's the fun in biscuits?" than great; it's a work of or a bird who didn't pass out Kalifornia unadulterated genius. Makes the NOW I know you're on my wave Blood-bath Baywatch Sistine Chapel look a bit ropey in length. The real question is, 10.30pm Sunday, C4 however, can the programme run for comparison. a sixth (yes. sixth) series'? David Ditchin)} and Michelle •ortie, Oh. I know what you're thinking. In the past few weeks, various accidentally pick up serial killer Brad You're thinking, 'Bollocks'. Well listings magazines have alluded to a Pitt during a nice tour of murder sites, marriage between Gary and Dorothy. If think again. Since the programme this wasn't shock enough. there have also became good. i.e. since it moved been rumours that Deborah will finally The Terminator to the BBC (Atique funding and succumb to Tony's dubious charms and Terminally brill all thaO, the programme has and allow him his wicked way. 10.40pm Tuesday, ITV This is an outrage! For a start, why covered issues that concern all would Dorothy even want to Arnie becomes unstitppable in c}borg of us. Especially' if shag Gary on a permanent mode. Includes optical self soarer} you're a 'bloke'. baSis. let alone marry scene.,. Don't try this at home kids. Infidelity. studenthood. him? For seconds. where flat-sharing. embarrassing do the jokes go from parents. best here? Until now. much of the implicit Slacker mate/girlfriend tussles That's you that humour has come from is and plain old drunken 12.50am Tuesday night, C4 the tension between stupidity: all the the two couples_ Unique]) ongmal comic mock-tkx:u- important topics For instance. mentary dipping in and out of the lives of life, analysed Tony (and of the residents of Austin, Texas in in minute often Gary's) freefurrn and highly •nilairine style. detail. Sort of. continual Furthermore. - attempts to get the inane words Deborah into bed. In The Line Of Fire of 'wisdom' that or at least Sure shot themselves into her spout from Gary and 9pm Wednesday, ITV good boob; Dorothy's Tony's mouths have sufferance of Gary's ('lint F.astwixxl is the President's ensured their stupidity.general bodyguard. John Malkovich is the character's places as Childishness as well as demented assassin. Where's Lee common day gurus for his persistent but I tarvey Oswald when you need him? all us lager consuming- necessarily ill-fated IQ challenged males. attempts at being Well. possibly just for unfaithful. All Of Me me then. At first glance. it Woman in me Take. for instance. the 10pm Wednesday, C4

The soul of wacky nulhonairess Lily • The TV hospital has no beds left have to decide which programmes Ibrtnlnn possesses one half of Steve Martin's hotly. Naturally. hilarity • Vital as the autumn schedules fill up. are to be released to free beds, ensues. The daily injections of wit still who are to remain clogging up ■Signs have to be administered and you the system and which are mad! Friday November 7 1997 TV Juice 15

I was told by the bewildered telephone Accommodation operator that no new series are planned. available in TV Damn! What the hell sitcoms was the telephone lackey so confused about anyway? Has he never been in love? MEN BEHAVING Bottom is most BADLY Aspiring popular among students and it's not eligible bachelors, difficult to see why. GSOH, seek two The Hammersmith discrete Kylie- hard men's lives are a constant round of fry- lookalikes for fun, ups. piss-ups. frolics and lager. television. cards. Ability to look good O violence. aspirations totally out of bending over in proportion with talent bikini appreciated. and heavily retarded Comfortable flat, sexuality. Many potential ver since Sir Richard storylines are dangled sauna in garden. Richard Esq. and tantalisingly in front of the Must be prepared to ward Elizabeth viewer for example, is Eddie share beds with EEd realty. as he claims in the Shop Hitler first reared their heads episode of the lirst sales. current occupants. way back in 1991, I've been related to a certain notorious madly and passionately in German naughty person. and BOTTOM Cracking love with Bottom., whatever did happen to Richie's birds required to It is a love shared by most of mum...? Oh well, looks like my friends and one which we'll never know. share luxury accom, Anyway BOHOM Live 3: IN YOUR LIVING ROOM shows no sign of letting up. in trendy Hooligan's Island is out now Two' weeks ago. having been and, like the other live videos, Hammersmith, with starved of fresh Bottom TV gets funnier the more you watch sexy. well-hung programmes for over two years, I The most controversially violent mainstream film ever it I'll leave you with the most rang the Beeb to demand they do males. Very close to famous line in Bottom history... something about it. A line which deserves to be station. Rent released is to be screened on terrestrial TV this Saturday. I told them I didn't care how placed alongside such golden negotiable they could go about persuading oldies as "A horse, a horse, my Inessrs Mayall and Edmondson to depending on looks. ROSS HORSLEY assesses the implications kingdom for a horse" as Richic write new material: from lucrative Personality to he shown on the small screen, so has said to numerous "cracking ►thing short of an early killers pay-rises to genital torture, it birds" over unimportant. what makes it such a significant event? didn't matter as long as the evening screening of Driller the last six Much of the reason comes from the disgusting duo got off their huge. Robert John years: NKiller would provoke as much film's nature. It's meant to shock. It's decomposing arses and did it. GAME ON Young controversy as Channel 5's decision meant to he one of the most horrifically professional violent things you've ever seen. That's seems that the series can only drinking vast amounts of to show Oliver Stone's Natural Born be doomed to failure, but Stella and have no idea what's required to share Killers this weekend. the whole point. Oliver Stone's motives quite frankly going on in our posh flat with three Back in 1995, it took British film as director, however, are less obvious. Accept NBK as a satire of the media's it is. and others: one censors over six months to determine always has fascination with violence and you're left lailf whether the gruesome story of fictional been ,0#0/1/9180.644' paranoid rich boy wondering why it contributes so doomed to If 1 could give Deborah advic great in bed serial killers Mickey and Mallory Knox vigorously to the very thing it's change. Not was likely to inspire killing sprees 1 would tell her to lighten upl (apparently) but supposedly condemning: the glorification only does will not leave amongst those exposed to it. of violence. Accept it as a furious exercise this follow She tends to be a selfish house; one sex-mad Following the conclusion that no such in film-making style and you'll see more the natural woman who has got her life danger to society existed. NBK was sense in the onslaught of vivid imagery evolution of blonde bombshell; permitted to play in cinemas nationwide. and contrasting techniques the mapped out and one perfectly but controversy still raged over its violent But to really get anything out of NBK characters but also the normal but dull and allegedly immoral content. A video you have to let yourself enjoy it. As a relationships between them. It bloke. (No release was approved by the censors but nightmarish horror-comedy it's utterly also presents a novel selling girlfriends heads. We watch guarantee that postponed indefinitely by its own unparalleled. Nowhere else will you see point; a reason for us to watch them for the same reason the distrubutors in the wake of the Clunblaine such carnage executed by a big-name cast what will ostensibly be more long-suffering Dorothy gives occupants will not killings. with such an astonishing lack of restraint. of the same. for staying with Gary; we rummage through It's this video version that Channel 5 And it's in this respect you can best The point is. for myself need someone to feel superior will be screening - making no cuts of their appreciate the film's satirical intent. The to. your underwear and titans like me. new drawers .) own - after consultation with lawyers fact that NBK works as entertainment is with guidelines They ensuring its compliance the cleverest critique of violence in the are issued by TV watchdogs. NBK certainly media Oliver Stone could possibly have AM Catia people FRIENDS Group isn'trthe first violent film about serial come up with. "I feel sorry for Gary because he we can of young, affable continually fails, he's pretty pathetic" Manhattanites ideal i I .s with. and would like to meet laugh at, s+ ahout feeling like similar for fun •elling points are we're laughing at ourselves. times and slight irrelei.ant. The prospect of Satire, as Ben Johnson traumas. Coffee- another series of the same once said, is a many sided ridiculous and irreverent mirror in which we see making skills humour Is enough to have us everyone's faces but our own. essential. Comfy, bulk-ordering crates of lager Or, ro quote Gary. "is that rust spacious apt. with already. Gary and good view of ugly Tony's naked guy, easy almost 447/iffORieeetTar TON‘r access to table complete idiocy has "He's done a bit of life but he football and door- come to still seems naive about things, blocking serve an entertainment important he needs to sort himself out, role for all get a job, get a haircut." system. We'll be of us males there for you. who enjoy

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Mot Strvie Beet tionstop party 1.25 Rockmanie report on the lunchtime Esther; 5.25 Today's The Day, 2.25 Late And Loud 10.00 FILM: All Of Me (1984). Very A four hom out 'n• match anersitrack liposuction which promises 6.50 Lifeline funny comedy starring Steve of gotta*, tilt beaL paste, ikatc, tech. Pleasure Room. 3.20 FILM: Daniel Boone. Trail Blazer (1956). Martin and Lily Tomlin, ml dad 1711••141% Pare mud, a loss of six pound In a 6.00 Star Trek: The Next 4.25 Jobfinder 11.40 Under The Moon V-5I) C'rehng/GiniVedka F.1 with Mollie, limy, matter of hours. Generation 5.30 ITN Morning News Writers 111pui-tam Pick of wispier Oh 7.30 Tomorrow's World. Feat- 6.45 Sliders. The Sliders and 5.30 Scottish uring a report on how on a world where the 1.11,411 The Undergreamd science is unlocking the paranormal is very normal. O. Tr Afreet/ntip Wahlabbylreblea t 1 85 and Me cream of 60. And 11h i.euL secrets of the world's 7.30 Black Britain. 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News Update. Sunset Beach: 1.05 Lunchtime Cale Edina decides that her 8.30 Home Front. Jocasta 2.00 5's Company, 3.30 FILM: The 1.00 bedroom isn't big enough. Innes visits Carl Larsson's Summer My Father Grew Up (1991). Auchowhore 10.00 The X Files house and shows how to 5.20 5's Company - Late Extra: 5.30 10.45 The History Of Tom recreate Swedish style. Whittle 6.00 100%. 3.00 CJ's Croat far DittCheli► Jones. Abandoned at 9.00 Modem Times. This film 8.30 Family Affairs. The Breakdown Comm msSir (MU& 110s 1- A MAT/ Araf A Entice birth, Tom Jones is adopt- examines the feelings of T.00 Exclusive. 5.00 7.30 Dwellers Of The Deep Drive-by College Of Mtlxie 4122 34001 New Heater ed by the benevolent panic experienced by 7.00 Merkur Roa>m i John Shepherd Sri Squire Allwortby. Once parents when the slate 8.00 instant Gardens Leath Cbrulibet Otcheszn Oar: grown up, he falls in love education system pushes 8.30 5 News The Grapevine 9.00 FILM; The Man Moon 7.30 Dvorak mei Tclemann Traveller'. 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Weather; 11.35 And Friends: 8.45 The Record; Flex. 2.50 Vanessa: 3.20 ITN News 4.55 Rick Lake. 5.30 Pet Rescue 9.10 Numbertime, Headlines. 3.25 Calendar News: 3.30 6.00 Boy Meets World ChM t Nato Real Rooms; 12.00 News. 9.25 6.30 Hollyoaks. Potamus Park, 3.40 Wizadora; 3.50 Weetend !Atom Up knui Raea Regional News: Weather; 12.05 Megamaths; 9.45 Come Outside; 7.00 News: Weather Kipper; 4.00 The Sylvester And ive member. The seated in 915 Ahura 10.00 Teletubbies ; 10.30 7.50 Golden Oldies. Call My Bluff; 12.35 Give Us A Twoety Mysteries. 4.15 Jumanil: 4.40 I tOpm..2axii with pax Dee Nceditsrn Clue; 1.00 One O'Clock News. Storylime, 10.45 The Out Of Sight; 5.10 Home Arid Away: 8.00 Natural Born Healers. Each 10ern-tam week, a different patient with as Weather, 1.30 Regional News: Experimenter 11.05 Space Ark, 5.40 ITN Early Evening News t'eartyaird Weather: 5.55 Calendar 6.30 Tonight chronic health problem tradi- oritoraul 'Vend Weather. 1.40 The Weather 11.16 Zig Zag; 11.35 English File; tional medicine has haled to The Pleasure Renee 7.00 Emmerdele. Filhk A ?ma Armix The Bow.' Show; 1.45 Neighbours; 2.05 11.55 Lifeschooi. 12.20 cure. tests a form or comple• 7.30 The Big Story. One of rite tam hig independent Showcase; 12.30 Working Lunch: mentary medicine over a three- Quincy. 2.55 Terry And June; 3.30 8.00 The Bill. Le Peurstogreptiklue inid-weckers with a music policy or Funnybones; 3.35 Playdays: 3.55 1.00 Barney. 1.05 Monty; 1.10 8.30 Schofield's TV Gold month period Galls (Whim) house. soul, rah. drunt&hass and 8.30 Brookside. The Art And Antiques Hour; 2.10 9.00 Thief Takers. Punk aka and laspirerre deem; LI Pilklit vodka shots The Silver Brumby: 4.20 Mr 9.00 Dispatches. Comedy moms 10.00 News At Ten: Weather with 111 Sweeney f2/1:3 wary £350N115... £4 When. 9.30pm-2aan Wymi; 4.35 Smart: 5.00 Going, Going, Gone; 2.40 News: current affairs as Mark Thomas Regional News: Weather; 2.45 10.30 Calendar News: Weather lermi .2am Newsround; 5.10 Byker Grove; 10.40 91.14: In The Shadow Of Evil reports on one of the best keni Planes Earth Britain 5.35 Neighbours Westminster; 3.25 News: secrets in Liquid A Kit* Op The WI (19941. Treat Williams stars In 9.45 Lloyds Bank Film Challenge 6.00 Six O'Clock News: Regional News: Weather; 3.30 this sinister thnller Marron Rush fish, Irvc Jai/. rrlxs rind a slight poke in the 91.14 The Village; 4.00 Ready Steady 10.00 Streets Of Fire. Weather 12.20 Planet Mirth 11.00 Babylon 5 Cook; 4.30 Through The Keyhole; 12.50 FILM: Legacy Of Lies (1992). 1.111 Hervey MIUdDeubles ear The Steck Exchange 6.30 Regional News: Weather 12.00 Dope Sheet static Hod Geneinown 4.55 Esther; 5.30 Today's The Sprawling police saga 12.35 Animation 7.00 Watchdog With Anne 2.35 Funny Business two n4.1114 oi Indic mull& Showcase Inc local I'd Wein Robinson. Consumer Day 2.40 Rage And Outrage I latt.2ern 3 ihtTerent DI5. 5 different styteN 3.00 Box Office America 3.40 J'Accuse: Philip Larkin magazine. 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space 3.30 War Of The worlds El entry, upiti-2ani 4.10 J'Adore The M25 '11w Fruit Cupboard 7.30 EastEnders. Joe resolves Nine 4.15 Jobfinder 4.35 The American Football Big 6.45 Hit, Miss Or Maybe. Zoe 5.30 FIN Morning News Rust & Ratette', Outer Mglii Ow The Ilnderimound to make amends with Match Uplifting bowie with DI Bur & Ceutz Laina Sarah. 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