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Disconnection proposal to LMUSU computer network UNION RESIST CUT OFF T EAT A MANAGEMENT computer blunder coulI d By CATHERINE BURT we could be (king sr Nnething !AMY 0111SMICii vv." leave the LMUSU Executive without their A spokesperson for Leeds Metropolitan telephone and Email systems. telephone network which would result in more University said: "The University has been The proposals have met with angry respiimes casts for LMUSU as they seek out new commas conducting a review of its provision of IT front the Excattivecommiacc. Rob Southwood, for these vital services. services to a range of linked organisations to VP Administration and Development said: Kcrk Lawley. LMUSU President stormed: ensure that we are protected legally in regard "Apparently we area mutual organisation and "We would he the only students union in the to licences. not part of the University. mainly because we country to be isolated in this way. The issue "Our discussions have included the Student are financially separate. Howeva, no-one seems is not done and dusted. but it would have Union and following recent conversations with to have noticed we share all the same students." been if we hadn't resisted." the national networking body we ate coati dent Only six months ago LMUSU Exec paid Southwood add d: "This is another classic that the Student Union will remain connected the University to install new telephone and data botch-up from the University. like when they to JANET through the University. There has paints. But now LM U air debating whether to deleted our Email at Christmas. Management never been any intention of disconnecting cut them off from the University server and time has been wasted on this trivial issue. when the telephone network.-

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2 FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 NEWS Leeds Student Sheffield Football comes top legend to but city Liza offers a receive lights special continue helping hand to honorary to shine degree By KIRAN RANDHAWA ByJAMESKINER

SHEFFIELD has pipped A FOOTBALL superstar race for the the homeless is due to receive an Leeds in the accolade us Britain's best honorary degree from Leeds university. Metropolitan University in This July The Virgin recognition for his etItyrnative Guide to British By CATHERINE BURT outstanding achievements Univrrvitiek 21)11/ will go on to the sport. sale nationwide and proclaim A GRADUATE front Leeds University John Charles who has been Sheffield to he the most pop- has been chosen to 'Help Homeless battling against cancer of the ular university in the coun- people help themselves.' bladder which is now in try. 1..ua Kellen has been appointed Project remission, became renowned Leeds University comes a Director of charity Emmaus. Emmaus Leeds for his ability to play in both close second just heating aims to establish a community in the city attack and defence. Worthen rivals Manchester. which will offer homeless people a home. From early beginnings in while Leeds Metropolitan a job and the opportunity to support Swansea. the Welsh University rates number 42 themselves and their colleagues. International earned worldwide out of 9o. "What a great task - to establish a home adoration from fans after The universities are rated and a business - working within the unique success at Elland Road and in five catagories including international framework of Emtnaus. Our in Italy in the 1950s. the city scene, the clubs, lirst priority is to find a suitable property The Leeds United legend to develop, and once that's in place we bring will be joined by three others our fundraising. business management and who will also he receivinc policy stategies to the fore." said Liia. honorary degrees on June 7 She added: '1 believe the Emmaus model at a special awards ceremony has a great deal to offer the city of Leeds at Leeds Civic Hall. and judging by the support we' vc already He will he joined by Bill received I- in cifiliiderli we Can make it Kilgallon, chief executive and happen here." iounder of St Anne's Shelter Before her appointment at EMI-WILLS, Liza and Housing Action in Leeds worked at BBC Radio Leeds and as Head and chairman of Leeds of Development at the West Yorkshire Teaching hospitals NHS-Trust Playhouse. She first became aware or the hoard issues of homeksmIcs, while living in Broil. Profess, Ir Bltikhu Parekb, where she was appalled on arrival at the a lecture! of Political Theory late of homeless people in the cities. and at Hull niNerhit% will also appalled again on leaving to discover that re■•c/ v.: ai ilegtce /or his work -icieties and sports teams on she had stopped noticing. on the Coinmission for Racial bier at the Linton.. standard Lirai graduated from Leeds University Equality. teaching, graduate jobs in 19814 with a degree in Spanish and lie is currently the chair and student satisfaction. Portuguese, She. then went on to complete of the government eommissiini Both of Leeds' an MA in Business Planning for development. on the future of mul ti-c thine Universities scored a full 20 Rev Cannon Graham Smith. Rotor of Britain. points in the city scene cate- Leeds and Chair of Emmaus Leeds Paul Shepherd. the fourth gory reflecting the draw of commented: "I am delighted that we've recipient of the award is the city on undergraduates. hcen able to appoint someone of Liza's president of the chartered The consensus around stu- calibre into this vital role for the development institute of Building and Group dents was that the city was a of our project. Commercial Manager and major reason for choosing "As a newly established charity. we have Managing Director of Leeds as a place to study. been touched by the strength of support PROJECT DIRECTOR: Liza lands job to start homeless community Shepherd Building Group Graham Foster, a Second from the people of Leeds: the business based in York. Year Business Management community. churches. individuals, service The Emmaus communit ■vill run ■ its member signs off the dole. works a 40 hOur Mr Shepherd is a major student at LMU, commented: providers and users have all pledged support. own sustainable business collecting, week and receives food, clothing and 00 figure in the construction "This is a great place to be a "The Duke of Kent endorsed our project repairing and reselling donated and collected per week. industry both regionally and student, Leeds has so much by visiting its in December, and Emmaus goods. It is an international movement with nationally and he also has to offer young people, from a UK President Terry Waite launched our All community members will work a over 406 communties in 44 countries. an active interest in education diverse club scene, to an appeal at a carol concert this Christmas, full week, sharing responsibility for the The other communties in the UK are in and was an external examiner increasing cafe culture. It is sponsored by Allied Irish Bank. Now we success of the business and the day-to-day Brighton. Cambridge, Coventry. Dover. of LMU. just a great city to live in." must transform our vision into reality." running of the community. Each communtiy Greenwich and Manchester.

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2 Leeds Student NEWS FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 3 University leavers under greater financial pressure than ever Graduate debts rise as average wage slows down

JOB prospects are strong for graduates, but increases in the average wage have slowed By CATHERINE BURT down as Barclays Bank discovered in their sixth annual survey. Those graduates in graduate jobs, or their 66 per cent of graduates had found permanent preferred jobs, had accumulated more debt than employment six months after their finals. A other graduates by 15 per cent and 13 per cent thriving job market indicates that not only arc respectively. students being employed in a graduate job. but Graduates are optimistic about their future over half of graduates found employment in their expecting to earn an average of £26.271 in lise preferred career. years time. which has increased on the 1998 Graduate debt has also continued to rise by graduates expectations. 17.5 per cent to an average debt of £5.286 compared "Research shows a correlation between the to £4.497 in 1998. Debt levels have more than increase in graduate debt and the number of doubled since the first graduate survey in 1994, students fading to reach graduation." added Darrell which reported an average graduate debt of £2.212. Pu I tier. The proportion of graduates who owned money 19 per cent of graduates earned over £20,000 to various sources continued lo rise - 80 per cent with 21,5 per cent earning less- than £10.000, The of graduates owned money to the Student Loans relationship between better class of degree and Company, 61 per cent to banks and 28 per cent higher earnings has strengthened amongst 1999 to credit card companies. graduates. Darrell Pulver, head of student and graduate Those graduating with a first class degree banking at Barclays said: "The increase in debt earned 14 per cent more than the average graduate. and slow down in average salary will result in However. those obtaining a third class degree even more financial pressure for graduates in the earned nine per cent less than the average. future. The research also highlights gender differences "The phasing out of maintenance grants. in graduate salaries with men earning an average increase in tuition fees and the means testing of id £14.638 compared with a woman earning loans avail able Irom the Student Loan Company f12.895. are all contributing factors to the highest ever English finalist Anne Ford said: "l'm glad that level of graduate deht recorded by Barclays." graduate job opportunities are increasing. but it'. For those graduates who began job searching a hit of a shame that there has been a slight early, the research indicated those students were drop in wages. more likely to he in both permanent employment "I've started looking for a job, but 1 haven't and their career of preference. However, this had any success vet. I think it's really unfair that comes as a price as these graduates are most likely men are still earning more than women. That is to have higher debts than those who were still really shocking. especially when we are all actively seeking work, supposed to he equal," MONEY TO BURN: This years graduates will not have lots of spare cash Lights, camera, action for Trinity film team

ENTERPRISING students at Trinity to he shown later this year by television and all Saints are filming their way By_STEPHANIE BUSARI company, Cable and Wireless. to success, The student production company is Producer Jamie Clark. has landed a -We are aiming for a mix between also currently holding talks with national television networks who have shown broadcasting deal with Cable and Wireless entertaining and informative:: interest in signing up the programme. for his film and TV production company, Barcelona's ability to draw both ENL (Expect Nothing Less) set up only conventional tourists and backpackers The bright sparks are also negotiating last year. is being highlighted in the programme broadcasting rights over a 15-minute film The 25-year-old Media and Psychology which presents the city from the perspective made earlier this Year. Paint a Vulgar finalist flew out to Barcelona with a team of tie two groups. Picture, about the relationship between of seven to make a holiday programme The presenters visit art galleries. a pop star and his manager. on the cultural delights the city has to markets and dance clubs for travellers A web page to support the programme offer. which contrasts with theme parks. is also being created. Although the attractive Spanish city nightclubs and watching football for This will contain unedited footage is a popular subject for travel prog rat Mlles. tourists. from the travel programme which will Jamie promises thin this programme w ill The programme to be called Travel he added to the site. making it more he different. Mix- A Guide err Barcelona, was- filmed interactive. He said: "We had the idea in November over the Easter Break and provides an Jamie added: ''It is great that we arc before the influx in programmes on overview of the city. being given a chance to showcase our Bareelona. but we ate showing the city Particularly concentrating on its street talent and to prove our ability. "Ms advice to anyone our there who in a different angle, and tryin.2 10 build attractions and mime artists ;is well as up an overall picture of what it is like its renowned nightlife wauts to do their own thing is belies e - to visit. The programme is already scheduled in yourself and d.ut't give up.

3 4 FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 NEWS Leeds Student Making a killing on Sandwiches unethical are now shares available Leeds Student SPECIAL REPORT Br DAN BOX

ROTESTERS have expressed outrage members of Leeds People and Planet group informally every lunch at Leeds University's investment met with the Registrar and Head of the University portfolio. which includes many Treasury. Andy Woodmancy an investment manager oompanins who are charged with severely with the Ethical Investment co-operative went unethical practice. This is in spite of along as an advisor. The outcome of the meeting pressure put on the University last year was that the University would consider ethical when it was revealed that the institution held £1 investment. but pnly if they were convinced that time from million pounds worthof shares in arms companies. it is a viable idea. The poSition of Leeds University contrasts heavily But some students are yet to be convinced. with that of many institutions who do not invest Debbie Clark. a Sociology and Geography fresher in unethical companies. including Leeds Metropolitan said: "Universities are about improving society University, and about teaching people. What kind of a lesson Information on which companies the University is this for a university to teach"! I got angry, then owns shares in is confidential but Leeds Student I was sad about it all: the Church sold its shares the doubles can reveal that, among others. shares worth over in arms companies for moral reasons, this year the £2m are held in pharmaceutical companies Gino University of East Anglia will look at ethical Wellcome and Smithkline Beecham. These investment. I wish Leeds would do the same." companies, which produce the one proven drug Leeds University has to balance profit against cocktail to treat AIDS, took ex•South African the actions of the companies it invests ill. Accepting Premier Nelson Mandela to court to protect their the money means accepting the methods that made bar in LULL profits, by refusing to allow his government to that money. The University currently owns shares produce and sell this medicine cheaply. worth nearly f.2.5m in BP Amoco which employs The African health services were left unable to a 5000 strong unit of the Columbian army to protect afford patents rights to the drug of f 100,000 per its oil fields. This unit arc notorious for their murder. patient and the 80 per cent of the world's AIDS rape and torture of local people protesting at the victims which live in Africa were left without company's activity in their home region. the medicine. Leeds University did not cause or The University also owns nearly £ I m worth agree to this, but its students have inadvertently of shares in Shell Transport, a subsidiary of the profited by it. Philosophy fresher Michael Paulin Shell group. heavily criticised over pollution and is angry at the revelations. He said: "I don't want human rights offences. 130,000 worth of shares my education paid for by other people suffering. arc held in Mitsubishi. and 1: 1 Atom in Total Fin% "When we saw East Timor on television, there both companies are co-operating with the military were Indonesian tanks produced by GKN, planes regime in Burma building a pipeline for natural Avoid the made by BAc, attacking civilians. I don't want to gas across the country. benefit from that." Leeds University holds over Local Karen, Mon and Tavoy tribes have been Elm worth of shares in arms companies GKN displaced by the work and protesters have become and BAc Systems. the victims of extra-judicial executions by the The dilemma centres on the fact that while these Burmese army. Mitsubishi has been described by corporations have a legal obligation to make money Friends of the Earth as "the greatest corporate threat for their shareholders in anyway possible many of to the world's forests" but all these companies arc queue- the students of the University are rebelling against very profitable investments. the policy. But Leeds University buys shares to make extra money in order to help pay staff, keep academic buildings open. and add to books representative of the University who in the library. asked to remain anonymous explained: The University also holds E300,000 of shares "Investment Managers arc hound by go to the in ICI. responsible for a spill of 140 tonnes of Charity Law to build the best financial hydrochloric acid which sterilised the Seal Sands returns, although the same Law does nature reserve. Friends oldie Earth has called for goes on to say that if investing in one a boycott of Nalwest. lISBC. Barclays and Lloyds Acompany conflicts with the aims of that charity TSB, in whom Leeds University holds a combined then, in this case the University. would not he f 4m in shares, because "the rate of rainforest obliged to invest. But this means a smaller return destruction has virtually doubled as heavily indebted on our investment and then the University is denying doubles bar! third world countries have cleared vast areas... to itself income which could he spent on teaching pay just the interest on their debts to these banks." and student welfare." Names( also recently hailed out Huntingdon The Co-operative Insurance Company measures Life Sciences, Europe's largest contract-animal the performance of the 30-40 existing ethical research centre which faced with closure, was given investment funds in Britain. Over the last 5 years a E24m loan. the best performing has made a profit of 164 par This roll call of unethical corporations is often cent and the average profit is 93 per cent. In easily ignored with the companies relying on the comparison, the FTSE index of leading companies distance between their acts and their profits. But made returns of 136 per cent. with a UK unit index History of Art student Toby Needs says: -By average of 88 per cent. refusing to admit which corporations it holds shares As governments increasingly impose financial in, the University is deliberately hiding v, here and trade restrictions on polluters. arms dealers the money is front and the University looks guilty." and cigarette manufacturers and while consualco But protesters have seen the fit-St inklings of a become more conscious of social and environtwill softening in the University's position. Last week issues this is a trend that will continue. Envirownell two finalists, Tom Bell and Andrea Hill, buth Minister Michael Meacher says that "an index Leeds Student NEWS FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 5

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6 Leeds Student NEWS FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 7 NEWS IN BRIEF Finalists get Institute of Directors award honours Amanda THE PRESTIGIOUS heetiatee iii DitretrViS Award has been scooped in a I. cols student in afiercely firught competition. writes Stephanie .Busari. course victo Al-M[0a Townson, Management finalist at Trinity and MI Saints college, A GROUP of finalists are By ADELE MANDY Horst-trill warded off lamdreds ofmimes celebrating after successfully with a clever Marketing strategy repel. challenging and chungine Lf nive[sity regulations eouldn When she won thecommittore little previously untouchable course he ehanged." did she know that she would Inc doing regulations. However the students decided sone: niue-national marketing oilier own The four Social Science students that this wasn't the Anal wont on - in New York. She said: " 1 couldn't from Leeds Metropolitan University the matter and demanded to meet Wies: it when I won. I really did not were to have no say in which modules with Brian Wittingtoe, Head of the expect to win at all."The isdd thing was counted towarde their degree and Applied Social Science Department I only got a low 2:1 for the report. so it was a-sorposc when l won the which didn' t. The issue had come who has influence over the award, It means a lot to me winning this award lcauseee— important to light when Richard Carey regulations. to do something that has been recognised." discovered that the module he An extremely heated meeting bad achieved a 71 per cent for was was held het ween Wellington and going to he dismissed as a pass/fail Meet-min of of angry Social Science Disabilty sports day option. students. Charlotte Gray said "I Social Science students were pleaded to him 'we are desperate, A DISABILITY awareness training day is to he held at LMU's outraged when they learnt that a our degrees are on the line here and Carnegie Sports Centre on Wednesday 17 May. writes Catherine communication breakdown was something has to he done.— Burt. to determine their degrees. The Brian Wittingion recognised The whole training day has been organised by a group of level University have admitted that these concerns and launched an two students as part of an Event Management module and it will "Information provided to Sociology nit at university investigation. also help the local community. students at course level was CharlOtte kept continual pressure It will include an enjoyable and educational insight into the inadequate." sin the University throughout to world of disabled sport, expert coaching techniques. with tips It turned out that Generic students ensure the students weren't brushed on organising disability sport and experienced instructors going within the same faculty had chosen under the carpet. over the use of specialist equipment. which results they wanted to put The outcome of the investigation The event is being held in association with the cash-in transit forward to count as a mark and which recognised there were problems security company. Securitas Lek Ltd. to have as pass/fail. with the information provided to Phil Green, Manager of the Leeds branch said: "We believe Action was taken when the group students and put lorward in working closely with the community. and the disability comprising of irate finalists Charlotte recommendations to the Board of awareness training day gave us a great opportunity to support Gray. Sam Connelly. Natalie Greene!! Examiners. a worthwhile cause." and Debbie Hassell wrote an official When the Social Science students Anyone who is interested in attending and learning about the letter which prompted an initial found the decision had ruled in their world of disability spurt should contact Day id Brook on 07714 meeting with course top brass. favour, Debbie Hassell described 204269. The Sociology students met with the reaction to the results of the Ed Whalley. Head of Social Policy. investigation. "We are all over the to discuss the issue. moon_ we A cre up against the Grad Ball tickets going Debbie Hassell said: "The Un N) stein that everyone meeting was very disheartening, we deemed untouchable, but there was ALMOST half of all Grad Ball tickets were three months away from ending an injustice and it had to he changed. were sold hefore the line up was our degrees and wanted to be taken Through applying constant pressure announced. and ticket sales have seriously. 14e wanted action but we were able to make a difference, increased sinee the event details were just fohhed off being told that Now I' ve just got to finish my were released. twilling could he done and that disserea 51 I" The Lightning Seeds have been signed up to headline the live acts, supported by Atomic Kitten and others. Join Leeds Student The dance tent I eaturcs Darteu I:mersiet of Underm eel and is t enein Jay. founder col Kiss FM. news team The fi.(XX) ticket even; is on Hilay Next News Meeting is on June 9 and is open to all ederes. Monday May 22 Last ceilidh of autumn

SCPPORT is needed for a gathering with dancing. and Everybody welcome ceilidh tonieht, held in the heart originating front Scotland CUMBDOWN; LMU changed course regulations id' student land, is rimes Catherine Ireland and is guaranteed to Barr. make you want to put your The popular ceilidh group. dancing shoes on as the drink flows_ Peeping Torn. is playing at St Chad 's Village Hall in The ceilidh is the last one LSR love rat Arnold slammed Heading Icy until the autumn and the Peepi ng Tom are art organisers would like as much ' t 'STAR LSR DJ Matt Arnold :tole the innot.-ence By JASON ROCK Ihuught we mull spice up our bedroom extremely popular and critically support as possible or they won or an adoring fan by declaring his undying activities by inviting one of his friends." acclaimed group described as be able to continue with these Since then Jo has steered clear or Arnold. tieing impossible not to want hugely popular events in the love for her - and then broke her heart. lectures last summer. ' s who was unavailable for comment, and to dance to. future. Callous Arnold, who presents LSI( Busty stunner Jo, 22, said: "He came up has vowed that from now she will onl y The caller for the night is Teo tickets and more Drivehy show, told Jolene Parson that she to me and told me I had nice eyes. I thought hear and not see any radio stars. Nikki Hanmson and the event ion on the es. cm and was the lose of his life and his only squeeze, he was one of those wierdo'.5 who hang out st art at F,prn. ceihidl in general contact Bedlzuu before Jo dumped him after discovering that in the park and tried to walk away but he was his only true hive ecilidh is an informal social Oita fl -IS-I WM 704. LSR was very persistent. Yesterday. Jo revealed hoe. Arnold: "He carried on after me and told me who he was. After a hit I realised he was telling World education course • Showered her with girls and compliments the truth as i recognised his voice. in order to win her affection. "He asked use out be a drink and ended GET 'Global is Mc message filet the 1.ce 1. ‘letropolieur University up inking me to art expensive rest:tut:nit - he teacher project that ait r is to pal &ham is else' the aigentiit dschool s Lost interest Kitlain a fortnight of bedding • was sty charrinne. amiss the country, seriteli James t her. "Then one flay he bought 'me a neeklace "Mel:at:oh oft:alum,' and Education :Ladies at Mill has ilia!' idueed .sod mildInc I was the MLIC1 hi:W.1111W oil he 10 student teachers Iodic:concept Le global education. TheCilohni teacher her to allow one of • Fried to convince had ever seen. project. a World Siniiin!.:Truht initialis e aims to pr ividc. t and his pats into their bed. 'Vs c got much closer. But when we had support to student teachers and teacher mentors in primary ,es I was atnaied Whear him say things like JulaTantier.SenitaLceturer in the School otTeuvitt rig and le • Used to practice his radio commentary 'This is Matt Arnold. welcome to I.Sk fm studies ai LMLI said "World Studies is an approach to education that while Inning sex. Driveby' w hile we were doing h. uses active learning techniques. "After that I had second thoughts about "It draws upon the study of other cAlltures and considers major Arnold, who is next years LSkco-cirdinator. especially as he started to ignore me, but einuemporary issucssuclt.ecitizenship. the protection oldie env'inniment vde Park after spotted his prey in Ft the final straw was when he told me that he HAPPIER TIMES: Jo with love rat Arnold and human rights. These issues affect oierhody" $ FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 Leeds Student Leeds Student Communications The lunatics problem will hurt normal students are taking over n January we reported how bungling LMU computer bosses had put the entire student support network at risk and threatened to cripple the LMUSU computing network. Then the bosses had Iissued a statement saying that LMU was "not the asylum responsible" for the software of it's own Students Union, even though the upheaval created was partly due to the summer building work done at the University's behest. That view was and is totally irresponsible considering the vital services that LMUSU T IS dissertation degraded level of society. provides its students. time in my house. The Tory leader however So why have LMU decided to disrupt the One of my does not find this utterly reprehensible policy harsh computing services of the Students Union housemates is writing about the enough and would instead lock again? Many vital university functions rely on them up in detention ,:amps - I1905 Aliens Act in this oh sorry, 'reception centres' - the students union, which is the first Ott of call country. The purpose of for students in need. To threaten to effectively until a decision on their fate this piece of legislation his been made. cut off the union is just pure madness. was to suppress the I can only assume he thinks No computing network and no telephone number of Jewish refugees his party's election chances communications can only lead to chaos in the from persecution in improve if all Britain's administration of looking after the welfare of Eastern Europe entering xenophobes see the Britain. Conservative Party as their LMU's thousands of students. natural home: after all, the These JCV1 1 +s ere fleeing And in that case it will undoubtedly he the country's virulent homophobes scenes of murder. pillage and union who take the brunt of the universities already do. It came as no destruction of property. If you sumnse that a member of the complaints if and when things go wrong. To add rape and torture to that list NP appeared on Newsitight prevent such a situation coming to a head it's you are close to the scenario the other week complaining that many of the modern-day time to sort out this i•.sue once and for all. that the Tories were stealing asylum seekers are trying to all their voters. escape. I wonder how much We should not forget that support a new Aliens Act relatively recently lorg. Haider would have now? was justly vilified throughout Dilemma behind About a year ago Kosovan Europe for his extremist refugees in Dover were victim views, At the heart of his to persistent and violent attacks extremism are xenophobia and from locals; needless to say the ethical shares a hopelessly misguided British National Party had a paranoia about immigrants. successful recruitment drive There must surely be a danger there. Last month the BNP ur special investigation on the investment now that such views are tieing marched through Birmingham portfolio of Leeds University throws up encouraged in this country by and only Iasi week a young some interesting questions. Firstly it goes the debate led by the political black man there was set alight parties, and carried forward back to the premise of living in the by racist thugs. Clearly, one of with breathtaking corporate west. Almost every day you will use a the principal problems here is o irresponsibility by certain product which has exploited someone or something the legitimacy being given to Response to the media sections of the press. in its production. That's the nature of the system. racism and xenophobia by certain politicians and certain manipulated asylum issue has But should we continue to live like this. newspapers_ , ritain is a acknowledging that such things are regrettable, but No one is suggesting that brought out the worst kind of p tremendously carrying on regardless? Or should we seek to make the welcome mat he thrown reactionary politics. cosmopolitan a stand to change things. which often seems too big down to all claimants for nation and one of a task to do? asylum, of course many claims PAUL GROSS analyses the furore and its riches is will not he successful. But precisely this cultural and It's often said that if everyone acted upon their shouldn't the terms of the claims that the facts of the matter have ethnic diversity. This convictions then very real change could he debate be about the fairest way diversity, which we should all facilitated. But they don't. to sort out the situation and been misrepresented by certain celebrate, is of course a result That's why the stand of protesters against the how best to house and employ newspapers and politicians of immigration. Far from Universities portfolio of investments in companies those fleeing for their lives-, 'taking our jobs.' most rather than focusing on 'bogus' immigrants start at the bottom the shambles of a system that money going on asylum makes with dubious ethical track records is to be asylum-seekers 'flooding the of the ladder doing the jobs no existed under the previous applauded. They have waged an clever understated country'? up less than one fifth of a one else wants to do. Tory administration. A party percent of government Naturally The Sun and Furthermore, the campaign to show University bosses that they can that still worships Pinochet's Daily Mail ran with the story, spending so it is not only experiences of ethnic make as much money by careful ethical investment best friend Maggie is not seemingly happy to feed irresponsible but dishonest of minorities from previous necessarily one to rely on to Hague to travel the country as with their current portfolio. nationalism of the ugliest kind. migrations exemplify a help those fleeing murderous telling people their benefits are Let's hope they listen. They glibly use the term willingness to hard for their regimes! being spent on greedy 'bogus' to describe 99 per cent adopted homeland and many The present government has immigrants. of claimants when recent have gone to attain deservedly attempted to modernise this ad We are in a perilous state of Home Office statistics show influential positions in satiety. There is no hoe system with only partial affairs when both the that the ratio of successful to At present. there is a culture success; there is still a massive unsuccessful claims is roughly Government and the around politics and Certain waiting list of claimants. Also. Opposition think they can win Leeds Student 50-50. tabloids which disregards the the Conservative accusation votes by trying to outdo each William Hague's proud tradition of asylum in that Britain has become a 'soft other in a competition of who next week due to exam and Conservative Party, who must this country. Misusing the touch' is yet more ludicrous can be tougher on refugees. At shoulder a huge portion of the debate sows the seeds of scaremonger-mg: in actuality present those waiting for their hlame fur this environment of racism, should we not stop coursework pressures. We're the UK is in ninth position applications to be processed xenophobia, should perhaps now before the seeds arc not be quite so scornful of within the European Union in receive vouchers instead of back on Friday 26 May. the number of people it offers fertilised by groups such as the Labour's handling of the cash which immediately marks BNP who can only draw asylum. them out as different and situation, Part of the problem is strength from such an A further point is that the forces.them to inhabit a Good Luck! the gigantic backlog caused by atmosphere of hate.

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iVriie to I elders to tlw Editor, Leeds Student, Leeds University Union, PD Box 157, LEEDS 1.51 1UH or Email [email protected] r, Conservatives - The full Tory LETTER OF THE WEEK I was surprised to mad your article 'Just a Playground For Politics' (Leeds TOBY CHASSEAUD Sliedent.17th. March), which asserted that the Leeds University Conservative Computer game players THE ,tcrcotypical grumpy bus Association, fell out over Europe. and has driver looks set to become extinct not met this year. I have worked closely should think about everyone with news that drivers in Leeds with Leeds University Conservative will be taking classes in manners Association over the years. and in don't know what the ratio of computers to students is and social skills_ The move is intended by First particular this year. at the universities of Britain but I'm sure that the I can readily testify to ihe falsehood of Leeds bus company to dispel clusters around the nation are all hugely your claim. Firstly, the Association has customer perception that its oversubscribed at the moment. as deadlines take met several times this year, and I have Drivers are all miserable. Whether been proud and pleased to attend several of precedence over everything. this will discourage them from these towlines, Or do they? I write this because I have just come having a sly cigarette on the top There have been no fall oats over back from a 25 minute queue for a computer where I act* at the end of the bus route is Europe. In so far as there have been any had to endure watching some twat firstly laugh out anybody, 'a guess.. disagreements between members. over loud while he trawled through his Email. Europe, or any other issue. these have been As if that wasn't had enough he then logged onto CAROL Vordemmn has been the talk of the tabloid town after she conducted withi Mt a trace of bitterness, the internet. Maybe the reason for this was to check was shown wearing bondage gear and have certainly not undermined the lip on some crucial last minute facts for that all- effectiveness of the Association. Even a on ITV's Who Wants to be a important essay? No. Instead our hero decided to go a rudimentary checking of the facts w i old Milhonaire celebrity special. have led you to the eonclusion that what games site of sorts IA a play a game of computer ping- Happy to contribute another you said about the Association is false. I piing! column inch or two to the matter. would be very interested arlearn w ham It's not as though this is an isolated incident either. .ant reliably informed that Carol your sources of information are. The number of limes I've seen people fuck about when was seen leas ing Ann Summers on Leeds University Conservative there are people waiting with real work to do. I know Monday looking particularly Association includes among its members a everyone uses the computers for other reasons. I'm the pleased with herself. I will he glued to Countdown hoping to get number' of very able individuals witha same. But when people have deadlines to meet this is I ant a peak of the new costume. great future rn polities ahead of them. just plain stupid. Either please have a thought for the particularly proud that a current Leeds needs of others or let the !JCS crack down on these University student. Victoria Richmond. is CAMPUS connect took a turn for people who don't help matters at exam time. the worse last term with it case of one of ray Deputies. Edward Wells MELTDOWN: Computer stress is most at exam time Leeds University Conservative mistaken identity. One kindly Association is an outstanding success LMU student, who shall remain story, whose members have gained a The letter of the week wins a £10 Waterstone's book voucher anonymous. signed tip for the considerable reputation within the party. scheme which aims to raise the address issues of direct content to such a and am a very great asset to it tightly, controlled as heroin in 4 ineStiC41 Leaving the life of kings aspirations of local school children t:OTSteltt_ large measure of the population. Further to by giving.them It student mentor. This was in deference to Labour MP this I suggested that to see an issue so Is this the cod kif life as we know it? We But after some curious Robert I.W. Winfield Paul Flynn who produced thousands of incompletely debated in the house of final year students are currently all exchanges between the two. he documents in parliament from doctors and commons was off putting to anyone stressing about dissertations and final found himself looking after the interested in how our political system exams hut the most stressful thing for me is Labour's 5 liie patients outlining the suffering that was wrong child. being caused by the laws as they stood. works. leaving university. It's quite sail when you Never one to take a mistake to When I met Mr. Boateng airing the When I asked Minister Boateng why think about it. Well probably keep in heart, the finalist made the hest of With reference to new Latta-airs recent u- Riming of the 'Sussed' education used circular arguments instead of touch with very few people we've met m a sticky situation. "By the end of turn on their drugs strategy at first sight the programme he ran off as soon as he found clear, concise statements he declined to comparison to how many people we know, the day 1 had him answering to the change in favour of letting sick people out that I was involved in a legalise answer and that section was edited out of There'll be no more all day drinking other kid's name." he assured me. have access to their cannabis medicine cannabis campaign. This made it clear to the televised programme, Legalising binges during the week just because the seems like a positive humane gesture, a me that he had no wish to enter a cannabis for medical uses is something sun's out, no more discounts. no more tax WHILST browsing through New common sense idea_ However Tony Blair reasonable discourse on the problems which should have happened long ago. it is fire living, no more cheap beer that Utile', Scientist I found an advert placed and lack Straw are not happy allow this caused by the current cannabis laws which a disgrace that so many sick people have like piss and more importantly no more by Leeds City Council for the change. they see it as a compromise, a way suggest that 60 per cent a all 16-25 year been left to suffer for so long. the OTT. How will we live'? God it pains me to rather mysterious post of of closing the issue of ending cannabis olds should face the prospect of government, if it doesn't want to he think about it. Suppose we'll have to find a 'Contaminated Land Officer." prohibition. In parliament. just a few imprisonment or other social sanctions. portrayed as heartless. owes these people job - you what? Someone hand me that Could it be that the Council is months ago. Labour MP Paul Boateng During the filming I argued that it is an apology. UCAS application fonts. going to boldly go where no spent a great deal of time and taxpayers difficult to have confidence in a governing hinman has gone before and tidy money reiterating circular arguments. the system which refused to constructively James Cemmell James Wright up the student ghetto of LS67 gist being that cannabis deserved to be as Treasurer radical ganja Final Year Public Relations Student IT'S official. lama heron. According to research by What do you think about the psychologist Dr David Lewis. the position you adopt while sleeping great British asylum row? reveals unwitting clues to your SNAPSHOT personality traits. Looking at the poses, given pride trf place in the Modern Britain William Hague la's not right to Doily Mad, I recognised the tineomfonahle pose of .a figure is a multicultural has been just say no to lying on her side with one leg place, and after trying to win every asylum stretched slit and the other hunched up to the body, Officially fifty years of votes the seeker, but I known as -the heron". this pose is immigration and wrong way. can understand „taunted by a third iii Bri ton,. Apparently. says the doe. this integration it's It's just not why we don't shows "conflicting emotional all a bit over the right to whip want to be seen needs, with thc. (pest for adult independence vying with a top to go up what are as a soft touch. y earning for the cointiat tug basically racist There are so dependence of childhood." scaremongering to the research. about asylum-seekers ruining sentiments to try and wrong many places around the world herons lake myself are iii toms foot the government on a ,uhnassive - other, to our country. where people need to live run roughshod...over our NS istie, controversial issue. better - we could be flooded. and assertive. Alas, I have nia sufficient room to tell you about the cats, &Nies and oysters. To NIKKI HURST RUSSELL YELL CATHERINE WATTS find out what your sleeping pose reveals about you. E-mail me. 4th year, Broadcasting Studies 3rd year, Material Science 2nd year, English

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On May 4, 1970, on May A Day thirty years before anti- capitalists wanted the streets !STORY, they say, has a habit of repeating of London digging up turf, smashing windows itself. Thirty years ago America was brought and defacing statues in the name of protest. close to revolution when, on a sunny weekend four young people at Kent State University. in early May 1970, protesters all over the Ohio. died al the hands of undisciplined country gathered to vent their anger at National Guardsmen brought in to police a HPresident Richard Nixon's handling of the Vietnam peaceful demonstration. war. They came together on college campuses, hot-beds Predictably. America had a collective seizure. Anti-war demonstrations, which had of frustrated anger which had led the charge against. been few and far between since Nixon had the war since Lyndon Johnson had begun ferrying started bringing troops home in 19(19, were whole towns over to die in Southeast Asia in 1965. suddenly on every street corner. Influential The students V, ere aner figures Unlike their modern eousins, from all these students were helr, to pails iii the high principles and dif,., Reclaim the Streets are American action of the 1960s. Many of society them wore a common uni- flavour of th e month - the rallied to form. On the men lank. the anti- unkempt hair brushed against Lastminute .com of the war. anti- Lentuirresque beards and fell repression on the collars of the kind of anti-Nixon ars falling foul of the law publicity on this scale is good. shins we wear to fancy dress activist m ovement movement. The President. Across Britain, and indeed across the capitalist world, people parties. Women in flowing who had fuelled the fires of are beginning to think shout the ethics of capitalism and glohali- dresses who wore no make-up anger just days before the sation. which they may not understand at all. They arc beginning and had burned their bras years before grimaced in genuine Kent State shootings when he was overheard calling college stu- to wonder whether we shouldn't just have a hit more of a say in empathy with what they saw as the plight of their country. dents "hums", had a torrid time. Nixon never again sent things after all. This, in essence. is a campaign with the potential Sure. there were a lot of hippies around college campuses in American ground Threes on a major offensive in the Vietnam to unite the traditional activists within society with the pondering America at the start of the 1970. But this was no Woodstock. war. Americans fought in Vietnam until 1973, but after Kent who might just get off their backsides once or twice if and certainly not just another opportunity for a day out in the trillion State Nixon knew they had to come home, something really important came along and hit them there. sun, turning on. tuning in, dropping out. But instead it looks as if we arc heading the other way. Police By 1971) the New York Times was running articles about the oday we too are approaching a collective crossroads. across the protesting world are using all the powers at their dis- post-acid generation. American society, which had been revolu- just its America did in 1970. Despite violence, damage posal, in countries where dissent and protest are protected by tionised by the energy, convictions• drugs and music of the to property and clashes with police, each new anti-capi• 'law'. to crush demos before they get started or inconvenience 1960s, was facing up to Life with wider horizons. in Haight- talist protest is digging further into our consciousness. if people. In response activists with a nose for publicity but a well- Ashbury, San Francisco. home of the acid movement, young peo- not our conscience. There can he barely a soul in Britain known image problem are kicking in windows and heating up ple were making news by not taking drugs. Twho has not paused for just a moment to consider why so many policemen. They arc keeping away thousands who might other- "We had found out that 'with acid, you could see a whole new people are taking to the streets to protest against what Reclaim wise join the 'carnival.' world." one. explained. "There really were doors that you could the Streets, the group whose profile is soaring with every well- Reclaim the Streets are the alternative flavour of the month. open in your mind by taking the drug. The thing was. though, aimed kick of a Doc Marten hoot, claims is the "continuous rape of the activist movement. Even The Nation. that you never got through the door. You just saw the other side, the Lastminute.com of Mother Earth." a sober-as-a-judge US current affairs magazine. ran a story about but always finished hack where you started, in reality." Regular demonstrations on the scale we are seeing today are them last month. But if they truly want to take anti-capitalism to The students protesting on campuses in May 1970 were driven the kind of events that eventually bore into our brains and make the masses then the violence has got to stop. no matter how many by real principles, real concerns for the fate of the country, They us aware of the issues at hand. The ad-hoc committee that 'runs' headlines it might make. Or one day soon there will he more understood that all Americans had to live further than next week. Reclaim the Streets is not sorry for the violence in London. bodies on the ground, and we will be rememherinc events like and that Nixon's policies, the latest of which had sent thousands Activists know that even when the fall-out involves despicable Kent State once more, wondering why we never learn. of American troops pouring out of South Vietnam and into neu- headlines in the tabloid press and amusing stories of Eton schol- tral Cambodia in search of the quasi-mythical Viet Cong. were putting all of their futures in danger. a And suddenly. with the terrible crack of automatic gunfire. lhnr of them lay on ground, dying for their beliefs. Send your e-mails to: [email protected]

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HEN .1 told my Dad I was going to interview Nitchac! Parkinson. he had one itivaluable Baail FassIty-eskate piece of advice. "Whatever you do." he said, 'alma mention the emu." I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. What I didn't get away with +sj-,. ma ing to mask my nerves as I sat dawn opposite one Wof the country's foremost inters iewers. Are you nervous?" he asked. My cover blown, 1 decided to move to safer territory. Why did Parkinson restart his chat show on the BBC after 20 years away? "Nohody else was even hair-decent. I'd sit there and want to kick the bloody TV set in." Right. That's nice and clear then. But why defy the old adaee that things are never the same second time around? "Them were always going to he problems - I mean, I've changed. the audience might have changed and television viewing habits too. Focus groups would tell you that people's attention span was such that they could take no more than a three-minute interview. But l felt they were wrong, and angry about what I perceived to he an ignorance by television bosses about what a talk show is." ll 's obvious that Parkinson feels strongly about how a talk show should he presented. After all. he set the standard hack in the 70s and few people have even conic close ill replicating his success. They shod "Good God, it worked in the 7t.I and they'd Sports Pe got the template. but they kept hirinc You ca Moody footballers. dancers and shuffling. song and dance men. I like the talk show - I Frank Br' don't call it a chat show - because it's an interesting piece ofjournaltsm. It 's not easy to do. It's tough to do, and you have to work at it. I love doing it, but what I don't like is people treating it with contempt." The 'people' he refers to Are the programmers and the schedulers who think that a simple talk show where the protagonists do just that talk - is dated and the genre needs a celebrity presenter or a comedy angle. "They've just got the wrong people in the job. Basically, it's a journalistic exercise and they can't see that clearly. I'm not blaming `Wright doesn't get any kind of figures at all. I get the the footballer or the tennis player or the disc jockey - he can't do it. He's not trained to do it. That's the problem." So it was maybe a hit ol a mistake to ask what he thought of lan Wright's show, especially highest figure - sort of seven million or something like that when he and his driver collapse in a lit of laughter. "I'll treat that question with the contempt it deserves," he finally tells me. "I mean. have you seen Ian Wright's show? It has a niche market, but it ain't - he gets about two or three and Grbam Norton gets about my market. He can have it. I don't want it." The ratings reflect Parkinson's superiority over his rivals and he's not slow to remind me the same. There's no competition fPom that point of view' of it, "Wright doesn't get any kind of figures at all. 1 get the highest figure - sort cif seven million or something like that - he gets about two or three and Graham Norton gets about the same. There's no competition from that point of view - I mean, that Brian Conley show on Saturday, did you sec it? Jesus Christ!" It's fascinating to talk to 'Parley' as only very rarely does one get the chance to see him answering the questions rather than asking them. He comes across as Forthright but friendly, perhaps reflecting his Yorkshire roots, A print journalist in his early years. Barnsley-horl Parkinson made his way to the Granada studios in Manchester in the early 60c to try his hand at television. Not that he had any trouble getting in "They just picked us off the street as we were walking_by and asked us to come in!" If only it were that easy these days..- "wo you have to understand is that in those days there was nobody who knew how to do it. So they recruited everybody from newspapers: a whole gang of us arrived and it was like being given this big toy to play with. But it's just so silly now and I've got a deep suspicion of a lot of these media courses. On the other hand. I just don't know now how you would start. I started because yim could join your local „ newspaper at 16. become the tea bey and work your way through. Parkinson is still famous as a newspaper journalist - he writes 4 regular sport column for the Daily Telegraph - and he now hosts a jazz programme on Sunday mornings on Radio 3 as well. But it'stall talk show host that he has won nationwide acclaim, interviewing D. wide range of personalities from all walks of life since his first 511141 featuring Terry Thomas and Arthur Ashe. But his must famous interviewee was boxing legend Muhammad Ali, now tragically suffering from Parkinson's Disease.

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becomes his next big thing as he takes on Man On The Moon America's best grappler, Jerry "the King" Lawler. Starring. Jim Carrey, Courtney Love But just when things are getting out of Directed by: Milos Forman control, after Jerry breaks Andy's neck and they appear together fighting on Saturday Night Live, the whale scenario takes an 000 unexpected twist highlighting Andy's spon- taneous nature arid his dynamic vision. Each of Andy's acts are funny only to his film is not Dumb and Dumber In himself and those who understand him, as fact, it's quite clever. Milos Forman's he explores the limits of comic effect in his ambitious and creative directing leaves T awn enclosed world. Whether we find his you questioning the reality of comedy and acts funny or not is partly what the film the sincerity of characterisation in this slow- aims to explore in its ironic twist of comic moving but gripping account of one of spectacle. America's favourite comedians. When Andy suddenly dies from cancer Jim Carrey plays Andy Kaufman (star of though, our expectations of the comic genre Taxi and Saturday Night Live) who, having are tested to the full as we wait for him to dreamed of being a 'song and dance man" rise from the dead and declare it all a joke. since childhood, finally gets his big break But the declaration never comes. when a Hollywood agent (Danny DeVito) Man On The Moon gives a brilliantly cre- offers to make him famous. ative twist to the comic and tragic genre Andy gets his own sitcom and stars even if it doesn't have you in stitches. Jim alongside hrs alter ego Telly Clifton in the Carrey is fantastic but Andy's relationship With the help of his best friend, show Taxi, with Lyn is unconvincing and under devel- he manages to confuse his audiences with oped. bizarre and creative acts. However, when his Courtney Love is not given the chance to abusive character Tony gets out of hand and shine in a role which is unfortunately static. is kicked off the show, Andy is forced to The film can get confusing if you don't know come up with new ideas for his comic much about Kaufman but is ultimately suc- gemus cessful mainly as a result of the innocent His live abuse of women introduces Andy and loveable character of Andy, to Lyn (Courtney Love) who fights him live on stage in an attempt to stick up for the Charlotte Dewson female race. When Andy wins, wrestling Costigan delivers a colourful with smug self-satisfaction. his female perspective. He thus sex life into a mechanical func- Singles Spies performance as the Alan Dossor's slick, witty Maybe Baby finds out that Lucy is almost tion. extravagant Burgess, tearing production of Single Spies is having an affair with one of her The film is a tragic comedy. A 011ie WY Playhouse filters off cigarettes with rakish impressive, with no expence Starring: Hugh Laurie, Joely clients at work. large part of the film features Until Sat 20th May abandon. spared on gilt-framed Richardson, Rowan Atchinson There is combined tension as voice avers, with Sam and Lucy's In A Question of paintings and sets that glide to whether she will find out or narratives. these are particularly 0000 Attribution, we meet Anthony smoothly into place with 0000 whether she will conceive or touching and the audience can Blunt (Edward Petherbridge), effortless precision. squalid bedsit in 19505 aybe Baby is the screen not. I won't give away the end- really feel as though they know an austere Renaissance art It seems the motivations of what is going on in the heads of Moscow is the setting adaptation of Ben ing.. Ak far the first play in Alan expert with Royal connections, the two 'traitors' in question Elton's bestseller It might seem like a girly film, both the male and the female. investigating the unknown lurk enigmatically just below NI Bennett's double bill Single Inconceivable. Based on his own but bearing in mind that it was The only thing which might Spies. origins of one of the Queen's the surface of the two plays life experiences, it follows a cou- written by a man and contains put some people off is that the paintings in London, 1968. which concentrate more on film is very British; many of the In An Englishman Abroad ple desperate to have a baby. some very 'blokish' scenes, this Having worked as a spy individual situations and we find Guy Burgess (George Sam (Hugh Laurie) is a producer illusion is quickly dispersed. In jokes are made with a stiff- Costigan), a Trinity College. with Burgess during the war, relationships, though you can't at the BBC, suffering from particular, the very frequent upper-hp typical of the writing help but notice that the two Cambridge graduate living a he is now being questioned by writer's block. appearance of Joely Richardson's of Richard Curtis (Four Weddings secret service official and upper-class, almost The seedy existence in exile as a His brainwave is to write nipples may appeal to men. and a Funeral, Notting budding art historian Chubb; Soviet spy. quintessentially English about the struggle he and Lucy The film contains cameos for cast is excellent, the script very When he receives a visit he must provide information gentlemen seem unlikely spies, (Joely Richardson) are having in the likes of Dawn French, touching, but at the same time The dialogue is packed with from glamorous actress Coral on his associates if his trying to conceive. She forbids Joanna Lumley and Emma funny. anonymity and immunity in Browne (Brigit Forsyth) they classic Bennett one-liners, him from doing it but he ignores Thompson. They are all excellent Maybe Baby is a British film Britain is to be maintained. although the humour might in their roles, especially at its most typical, but also at its spend a surreal afternoon her and goes on to write an later we follow Blunt to seem a little too homogeneous Richardson who plays the best. together, drinking and amazing script which involves Buckingham Palace where he in its knowing, deadpan style woman who is so desperate to smoking to pass the time, reading Lucy s own diary to get joined briefly by Burgess' attempts to remove the for some. have a baby that she turns her Aliya Al-Hassan somewhat excitable Russian painting but is interrupted by But if you are a die-hard boyfriend and his balalaika. an impromptu visit from the Bennett fan or enjoyed his TV right horror, barely allowing us W attack on the traditional represen- With a keen sense of both Queen an astonishingly series Talking Heads 1 last The Sixth Sense glimpse them on the fringes, and tation of the protagonist/self in accurate portrayal by Forsyth, year, Single Spies will not the loneliness and absurdity of Starring: Bruce Willis, Toni generally plays with our percep- cinema. complete with corgi. disappoint. It runs until next the situation, the play Collette, Haley Joel Osment tions, refusing to give explanations The fact that the film had such demonstrates once more Her Majesty turns out to Saturday - go and for many seemingly inconsistent mainstream appeal should not put Bennett's inimitable flair for have a keen sense of humour, treat yourself. enigmas. you off it. The Sixth Sense is a rare combining humour and pathos. testing out her skills in 0000 Haley Joel Osment is a revela- thing: a well made, intellectually sarcasm on the captive Blunt Heather Williams ast summer's zillion-dollar- tory antidote to the cutesy, bowl- engaging film that somehow grossing The Sixth Sense fol- haircut school of young actors, dis- became a huge Hollywood block- Frequent shots of this unlikely everyone else. L lowed hot on the heels of closing anguished innocence and buster, Let's be thankful that such Circus hero striding through Brighton, It's definitely a credit to the Blair Witch's success, and thus jaded hopelessness with the most things are still possible. coat flying in the breeze, even cast and good direction that was sold as being very scary pained eyes and wise little face. Starring: John Hannah, Eddie momentarily manage to portray despite the fact that the film Izzard, Famke Janssen minus the usual shock tactics. Yet again proving that he is Marion Schnelle him as the object of lust and fear charters familiar territory only, it However, what we have on our more than just 000 that this film may have benefited is enjoyable all the way to the hands here is not essentially a an action man from. (fairly) predictable end. supernatural thriller, but a careful- is an introvert- here is little point in not The rest of the cast give simi- ly, finely and cleverly crafted psy- ed, thoughtful mentioning the fact that larly convincing performances as Debbie Smith chological drama about isolation, Bruce Willis, Circus T reminded me (and dupes to Hannah's not belonging, and strained per- and Toni probably everyone else) of Lock uher-gangster brain. sonal relations. Collette is con- Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. The film is enjoyable This is the story of a tormented vincing and Gangsters, dark smoky card and last moving, stop- little boy misunderstood by his touching as a games and more twists than ping only to give a nod cruel peers and loving mother, hardworking you'll find at a fairground. to almost every suc- who finds help with a psychologist single mother However, the familiar nature of cessful gangster film who sees the possibility of his own who cannot the film just serves to remind us ever made. Ears are redemption in solving the boy's get through to that this is a formula that does bitten off, banks are troubles. Using Tak Fujimoto s her son. work. held up, big black men muted, painterly cinematography Finally, The John Hannah convincingly terrorise small white to full effect, director/writer M. Sixth Sense rises above that certain loveable, ones who can't pay Night Shyamalan subtly builds a offers a radical Scottish homosexual role he is back loans and amidst pervading atmosphere of disquiet twist similar to best known for playing and the shootings and vio- and mistrust. He opts to under- Fight Club's, becomes a darkly loveable lence everyone is of state the film's elements of out- advancing an VerbaliKeyser Soze character course double-crossing

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IR juice Friday May 12 2000 7 Theatre's Fringe Benefits This Easter holiday six Leeds students took a break from the revision for a run at the Etcetera Theatre, on the London Fringe, with Porcelainliving, written and directed by Leeds student Oliver Emanuel. Production manager Daniel Bye gives the lowdown on three weeks of theatre in our glorious capital...

y name's fringe theatre - not the additional challenge to actors Damien, enthusiasm of the audiences, who really had quite enough on because but the getting them there to their hands as it was. according to enthuse, The Etcetera is a my mumma I definite case in point. Its erforming solo for was hell to produee.'' I at in the location on Camden High Street, twenty minutes is front row of the Etcetera, within two minutes of the tube pretty damned difficult listening to these words for the station, leads one to expect and recreating this eighteenth successive night. The quite a good catchment. But performance night final beginning of then of course in London the afterp night for three weeks only porcelainliving, the opening of fringe and the West End are just compounds the trouble. The the last night. Never again as accessible as one another least you require is a bit of would I have to sit through and, given the choke of, say encouragement. But those who thirty pages of Emanuel being Shakespeare, directed by Trevor did make it, continued to love it performed within three metres Nunn, at the National, and nonetheless. of me. Wonderful though the starring Henry Goodman, and There was even a moderately piece was, when I realised something you've never heard of favourable press response. The could speak along with these at a theatre you can't find, less said about time Our the opening lines and most of the which would you choose? better but apart from that things rest of the monologues, I knew Unfortunately, most of the looked good Camden New the enjoyment was waning. Part London theatre-going Journal kindly paraphrased my of the enjoyment of any piece of population also followed this press release which was of theatre comes course solidly, with its The pro blem of fringe theatre even novelty but nauseatingly, after three is not t he enthusiasm of the positive. The weeks, there's chap from The nothing new audie aces, but the getting Stage meanwhile happening. even went to the When a the m there to enthuse trouble of coming performer up with some of turns his head left instead of logic, despite our leaflets being his own plaudits. "An auspicious right, misses a sine or in one all over the capital. The location debut", he said; "Emanuel case, three whole pages...), or of the theatre unfortunately did directs his own work with poise even invents a new line, my not live up even to Its initial and assurance." What a lovely head snaps up in rapture. promise. It is located above a man. But every new audience pub, with only a battered old Dealing with the press, and enjoyed it as much as I had the sandwich board outside to publicity, and so on, was my first two or three times 1 saw it. signify the possibility of a side of the job, as production On several of the nights in the theatre. Once inside the Oxford manager. final week, the performers were Arms, your job is by no means Perhaps It's therefore entirely required to come back for a over. The door upstairs to the attributable to my negligence second ovation: nothing theatre is neatly concealed that there were such scant extraordinary in some theatres, between the ladies and the audiences, but I suspect that but when you're struggling to gents, as if it's for people who this inevitably forms part of the reach double figures in haven't quite got a hold on their challenge of fringe theatre_ Our audience, this is something identity. It's a miracle anyone glorious capital isn't all paved really special. came at all. with gold, but it certainly Herein lies the problem of The sparse houses formed an provides a few stepping stones.

finalist, speaks the first porcelainliving monologue, let's skip, the funny Performed and directed by: LUU and affecting story of Damien, a Theatre Group simple fast-food packer who is di Etcetera Theatre, London torn between his love for his What's next? mother, and his 9rowing affection for the lovely Julia. orcelainliving is a play of The second monologue, the heatre Group's next sojourn on the four monologues. It witness, offers a stark contrast to road is a trip to the Edinburgh p premiered in the Raven this touching tale. Thomas festival. Auditions are now in progress Theatre at LUU in Theatreweek in T Crawley, a second year English autumn 1999, directed by its for Mike Leigh's classic Abigail's Party, and student, recounts the tale of a Oliver Emanuel's new play, The Gambler, author. Oliver Emanuel, a second murder witness who, as he year English and Theatre Studies recounts the events to himself. adapted from the story by Russian master student. begins to realise that he may be Fydor Dostoyevsky. If you want to get On this first run it boasted an implicated in the death involved in TG's trip to the world's finest excellent reception which Victoria Glass, a second year festival of theatre, auditions are as eventually led to this Easter's run English student, once more at the Etcetera Theatre, on the harmonises the piece in an follows: London Fringe. afternoon walk with a gentle story Each of the monologues of an old woman who looks back Abigail's Party. presents the audience with a over her life during a walk to the highly individualised character on railway station with her husband, Wednesday 17th, 3-5, OSA Lounge a hare stage, alone for twenty The play is brought to a close minutes, with Matthew Hopkinson's Friday 19th, 6-8, RH Evans Lounge This is one of the ultimate rendition of the title piece. challenges to any actor, but this puicelainliving, the bittersweet The Gambler. cast of four, among LUU Theatre reflections of a man on the Group's most talented and gradual collapse of his marriage promising actors, handled it with following the death of his child. Wednesday 17th, 6-8, OSA Lounge aplomb. Having impressed Leeds Funny, touching, and disturbing in Friday 19th, 3-5, RH Evans Lounge students, they progressed to turn, the play as a whole has London audiences and the something for everyone. national press without turning a For further information, phone Dan Bye on 07769 972365 hair. Daniel Bye Alastair Kirton, a biology

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Offside? The Position Henry V, War of Women in football Criminal? Donna Woodhouse and John Sutherland and Cedric Watts John Williams Oxford World Classics South Street Press 14 99 £3.50 0000 00 ver wondered what stage of in 30 chapters). Many of the iniature textbook or afternoon football magazine puberty Juliet reached, provocative or slightly risque informative light read? show On The Ball. whether Bottom really does questioning leads quickly on to So who does the book appeal E mi It is difficult to pigeon- make love to Titania, or how serious Issues, as semiotics, to? It is difficult to suggest a hole this little book into a single Desdemona makes posthumnus stagecraft theodicy, and post- readership, possibly because one category. speeches after being thoroughly modern issues are all explained with isn't intended, but the 'A' level Similarly the aim of the throttled? John Sutherland and clarity and care. "Behind the Headlines" book essay writing style adds nothing Cedric Watts don the masks of At times, however, to Offside ?'s attempt to illustrate series from South Street Press is master sleuths in a book that they Shakespeare's words are taken as the dynamic, interesting nature to represent another side to those might have titled "Everything you gospel, In making Shakespeare issues pigeon-holed by the of women's football. ever wanted to know about accessible, Sutherland and Watts The "Further Reading" section mainstream media and to provide Shakespeare but were too afraid to often end up dumbing down an alternative perspective to at the end emphasises this ask " needlessly. And as many readers them. textbook style format. Studying Shakespeare is still will be turned off as turned on by Offside? The Position of Yet in its bias towards the obligatory, even for the television the citing of FTL (faster than light) Women in Football by Donna progression of women in football generation, and Henry V, War travel in Star Trek to explain the Woodhouse and John Williams certain highlighted quotes expose Criminal?appears to be aimed at passage of time in Richard II, is certainly no exception. some of the leading male figures providing a more down-to•earth appealing for flexibility in the minds Offside?attempts to present in British football to ridicule. Shakespearean criticism. Cleopatra of the reader/audience. the complex position of women These sexist attacks on the and Princess Diana are compared as In fact. many of the epuzzlesi in football, from fans to chairmen. female presence in football would could be explained away by noting In light of the women's game have feminists everywhere fellow deadbeat mums, excused that Shakespeare wrote in a hurry rarely gaining coverage in national planning an assault. Such as the their duties by a public with a and that his contemporary newspapers and television, in bitter Trevor Steele, who resigned propensity to apply different rules to audiences had differing expectations comparison with the men's game, at the installation of two female Queens and Princesses . The from todays. Similarly, discussions of it provides a refreshingly different directors at Bradford Park Avenue: question of whether Henry V is how the Romans used to tell the perspective. "They are nice people with guilty of ethnic cleansing is time or the weather patterns in The book begins with a brief a part to play but at the end of examined by comparing Kenneth Scandinavia and how they affect outline of the early history of the day they are tea ladies who Branagh's and Laurence Olivier's whether it was summer or spring in women's football It goes on to do not understand the game." different film versions of the play, discuss the progression made up Or Ron Atkinson, whilst Measure for Measure is Elsinore are overly pedantic. There is enough breadth and to the 1990's and then finally unfortunately unable to remove presented as a guide to sanity for valuable criticism, however, to make the 1993 adoption of the women's himself from a 1950s time warp: those involved in the Northern Henry V, War Criminal? an asset to game "Women should be in the Ireland peace process. students of all levels, The writing is The bitesize chapters also kitchen, the discotheque(?), and This frequent citing of often enlightening and cannot be explore issues such as women the boutique but not in football". contemporary events helps to link condemned for being entertaining at as fans, of both the male and Offside? highlights the the plays to the most immediate of the same time, and chapters on female versions of the game. problems in the mainstream issues, so reminding us of Hamlet, Othello, Henry V and Henry Furthermore, it closely approach and ends in optimistic Shakespeare's relevance in his own IV are infectiously enthusiastic. examines the position of women anticipation of the future of time and still today. Making Shakespeare more If more people are inspired to in the football media, for example women's football yet fails to read or see Shakespeare then that the unusual step taken by ITV to excite real interest in the subject. accessible is to be applauded, and can only be a good thing. have Gaby Yorath as a co- this is modem Shakespearean criticism chopped into gift-wrapped, presenter on their Saturday Jenny Roberts bite-sized pieces (17 plays explored Robert McTiernan

Is It All Over? Can The Goodbye Shouting at the football survive the People Ship Men Premier League? Gavin Lambert Tim Geary John Williams 16.99 Phoenix South Street Press Serpent's Tail £6.99 £3.50 00 0000 000

ill Shankly famously 1100 million, there are 200 foreign ambert, who grew up in "Susan •Ross", deals with a t has been years since the causing a scene, of breaking remarked: "Some people players in the division this season, London started out as the depressed model. She has grown death of her father, yet still the so important etiquette of Bthink football is a matter of and players at even in the smaller L co-editor of Sequence tired with all the fame and I Portia feels guided by him, every occasion, she begins to life and death... I can assure them Premier League clubs can expect magazine in 1947. He soon attention and tries to deal with forced to live up to the beliefs find things stifling, • it is much more important than salaries of 1300,000 a year. became a personal assistant in her 'uniqueness.' he instilled in her and she so Her only escape appears to that" and it would seem now that It appears success now Hollywood which is obviously Written through the eyes of a admired in him. It is to his be in embarking upon a football is a more serious business depends more an expenditure and where he gathered all the research female friend, Susan's tale, unveils English roots she feels she dangerous love affair, one than ever. The ten year investment than drive, for this book from. a strange friendship between an belongs and not to the which soon turns into an anniversary of Hillsborough and determination and hard work, and The Goodbye People- which ordinary and a not-so-ordinary Canadian life of her long- obsession in danger of the recent tragedy in Turkey it's becoming easier to predict was originally published in 1971- person. suffering mother. destroying her life. remind us that contemporary where clubs will finish in the is dense and macabre, with a Our friendship was never The appearance of the well- Fighting against the silent football represents far more than league. He questions whether it's group of ill-assorted people who quite real, more a platonic liason mannered Luke and respectability surrounding her, "a game of two halves". the fans who are missing out. are "always changing their with its exchanged letters, sudden consequent offer of ajob in she unearths some fearsome Football has grown into an Especially as ticket prices rise at addresses and phone numbers as appointments and secret walks." England seems then like truths about herself and her enormous industry and has eight times the level of inflation, well as their lives." The plot is bare and minimal perfection. Not only is she able past that she is unable to hide become a social, political and kits change regularly to increase In an atmosphere of self- and instead of tots of events, the to start a new, fantastic career from however far she tries to financial phenomenon. This guide revenue, and real fans are being indulgence, blight and emptiness, book is filled with dialogue. Most but she has automatic access run, examines the commercial success pushed out in favour of those who they each revolve around one of this comes from the characters to the life of the elite social It is impossible not to of the most lucrative league in the jump on the football bandwagon. another, weaving together their as they try to explain and concor circles of London of which Luke become Portia in reading the world, ils-effects on players and Williams' book is extremely dreams and nightmares to create their depression. is a part. book, as, told from her supporters, and the state of the readable and he presents an a complex pattern of despair, This book is worth a read ii At first, London seems viewpoint, her pain at the loss current game as a whole interesting, unbiased account of The people who populate you are one of those people who bathed in a rosy glow, as of her father and her fears and Williams analyses every the modem game. Some of the Lambert s mid include both the has to know the ins and outs of wonderful as she believed it emotions are shared fully with contemporary footballing issue: research included is remarkable, lavishly wealthy and the very other peoples minds, especially would always be, and as her the reader. You alone may television rights. the huge Influx of and I found his subtle approach to poorest of society, born into their the famous. home. It becomes apparent understand her where all those foreign players, the transfer the game very refreshing. lowly predicament. Howevei, a is a total departure though that not only is the around her cannot and will not. market. players' wages, behaviour The factual and statistical What intrinsically links them from the gossip columns of the exclusive society she is keeping Shooting at the Ship Men of fans, racial tension and the nature is designed for the is an all-pervading sense of glossy magazines. And without elite, but it is a highly elitist succeeds too, in showing position of senior management. dedicated football disciple, but arty aimlessness. This ranges from sex or humour there is little to circle in which she is only London through the eyes of an He reveals that in the Pre islet self-respecting fan will enjoy simple boredom to spiritual keep you interested in the way tolerated because she isn't outsider, as Portia etruggles to League's first season the average Williams' detailed take on all the isolation, to sensual excess; in these books tend to maintain your English and she is accompanied suppress the Canadian she ticket price was 16.50 and there hottest points In tootle other words all that has come to interest. That said it remains a by Luke's impeccable family wishes she wasn't. And in were only 11 foreign players in the Su, football and the Premier epitomise the reality of the modem classic and is one of the most credentials doing so, a lot is said about the country. Within a decade the face Leacue • is it all over, Well, day Hollywood, Los Angeles and incisive takes on Hollywood. Unable to adhere to the class system of Botrsh society. of football has altered beyond mare riot lust yet., California. English mantra that they are all recognition. Manchester tinitet-Q One section, which is mulled Lisa Woollard chngiN to so Fiercely of never Clare Amos annual turnover alone is iseariy Elly Brencheley

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juice Friday May 12 2000 9 Clubs I AM FIVE! The most bangin night in Leeds showcases the best in dirty acid techno. Nick Weight blows out the can- dles for five years of Templehead

t's that time of the decade, tonight's event; Lab-4 have the club, where you can sit and during the evening. although folks. This weekend sees the made their mark on the chat with your mates: a rarety how they won't pass out due to Ififth birthday of Leeds' most underground scene of Leeds, in any club nowadays. the heat on the night I have no up-to-date, successful acid and they have a special night Look out for gentlemen in idea, but they will find solace in tech no monkey suits giving out the extra ventilation fans which night; pieces of fruit and are being brought in Ticket Templehead. In keeping with last year's album inflatable bananas; prices are as usual, that is £10 on It's hard to spectacular in which they sold make sure you're polite the door, £8 in advance (all prices believe that to them, because they subject to booking fee (of this copies of 'Neurocide' to the will be providing your coursel)), but look out for underground Templehead faithful, this gig tunes during the members rates in forthcoming squelch evening. nights; there'll be plenty of heaven has will see an exclusive launch ' The residents are bonuses for members. so keep an carried itself of the new Lab-4 album planning to dress up in eye on these pages for more info. for five years monkey suits for their It-fikkl4t whilst other sets similar 'wannabe` nights have planned for the 12th. repeatedly died on their arses. In keeping with last But what is the formula for year's album spectacular in success? What keeps the which they sold copies of punters clamouring for more? 'Neurocide' to the I don't rightly know, but one Templehead faithful, this thing that Templehead has gig will see an exclusive demonstrated over the last half- launch of the new Lab-4 decade is an ability to adapt album. Again, this album with the times. It has left the will be available at a reduced Harvey Milk Rat behind, which price, and will definitely be an only he a good thing given worth whatever they are he fucking around that the charging for it, if the 12-inch University seems intent on singles that they have inflicting on the Union building. released over the course of The decision to move the last six months are Templehead to the Cockpit, a anything to go by (see box- risky move at the time, has oft). been vindicated, particularly As usual, the residents DJ now that the capacity has Templehead, Dinsdale, SiKane, been increased to 700 Jose, the Nexus Twins, John & people. Moose will be gracing the In addition to this, the wheels of steel in the main line-up remains as hardcore room and in the back room, as ever. There really was whilst the centre room, which only one outfit that could has been extended, will be the do justice to the social hub of t magnitude of eeniPI Two Rooms of Trence 07.7 fkier ai 1./.3.11 Verid. Zer be ' /Stsitte. FLeying Wittirtm Ode, 7SCI.C., System h-e_pfira„Salint, (31AreVise, 'Elt4fendrPainef, Ausefia, 7mi:re*, t14-0,6, Tra1 Amtb Dre44147re, n7telifiro2p4 ,,qr:1: wo; Wit. 9rkr4.- , .&i,e4: Aetrie, So. firessz*-qtteck". NeArt,y4k*Surend in 2a, -6at, nee • Ne.-t_. Saturday iiight7.,?he Cokpit, (next arch from Granary Rind) Jtornrig :3thiuth thy Only 2,50 80 And now, a word from DJ Templehead:

e`ve got Lab 4 doing courtesey of global tea, plus Templehead has always Top ten Templehead acts an exclusive album free fruit all night - nice chill been a friendly and quality & DJ's launch party - they out room! club event with music better are the nicest and best people There is also extra room to than the majority of so - 1) Lab 4 (One inch records) we've ever worked with so move around in the newly called decent drib nights - we 2) Chris liberator (SUF) it's fitting that they are doing refurbished Cockpit - our intend to continue to build 3) Geezer (Smitten) the 5th birthday party. Gonna capacity has increased from upon this, putting quality and 4) Gizzehe (SUF) be massive! After 600 to 700 for this event. enjoyment at the top of 5) Dave the drummer (SUF) Templehead they are going to In addition, we are setting our priorites - fuck the 6) Rabec (Escape from be touring America and up a membership (see flyer corporate trance scene - this Samsara) Japan! Cool! for details). is real_ 7) Oberon (escape from Also we've got an Templehead is running on As a special treat, here's a Sarrisara) improved chill out room with the 2nd Friday of every month run down on the best of the 8) K 90 (Telica records) more ventilation (twice the all summer withguests surh best that have played at 9) Julian liberator (SUF) normal number of fans) plus as DDFt (stay up forever), romolehead over the yea/s. 10) -Templet-wad rErshlonls free massage. plus free tea Mark Tyler f TEC), and Dave. Thank,.. 111 your sZippuli from around the world the Drummer (June 9111 6:r7y-..r5 - DJT

21 10 Friday May 12 2000 juice Music Introducing the bands.... The search for the next big thing continues, as ever. Jane Arthy meets and greets three unsigned bands with a Leeds connection that you should keep an eye and an ear on Tung ailing from the 'hood that is York, Tung look like the hip-hop Five and sound like the hip-hop Metallica. The lanky, heanied and dungeree wearing Dave Junior found the lanky and dread- locked Dan C and the lanky and goaty-ed Fubu DJ-Mg at specialised dub nights in York. They saw 12 Gauge was excelling in another local band "So we stole him" laughs Dave "and Vaughn was recruited on the merits of his nerdy guitar playing conversations " The now full lineH up boasts decks, samples, stand up percussion, guitars arid up to three screaMing rap acrobats. Their (dif)fusion of rock, hip-hop and "good bits" arid dance make it difficult to detect Tungs musical tastes. "Between us. anything from Sepultura, Faith No More, Nine Inch Nails and Metatlica to Cypress Hill. NWA, DJ Shadow, Queen and Britney Spears... "Dave Mr grins, but this is no guarantee he's joking. "None of us feel that strongly about any one particular band at the moment, especially in the rock scene. Since Korn the scene's become stale and formatted, it seems that it's only dance and hip-hop artists that are doing anything innovative at the minute." Frontman Dave pauses, scowls and smiles. One dung's for sure though, the UK scene is getting stronger." And Tung intend to be involved. The band released their "This is Your Enemy' EP last month, which crosses James Brown samples with dark guitar, pile bass and bouncing bad-ass attitude. They are look- ing to work on some soundtracks and continue to rock the baggy pants of crowds on their ever increas- ing gig circuit. "If you like peace, calm and tranquillity, then stay at home." You have been warned.

'This is your Enemy' is available now through www.tung.uk.net and they play Leeds Breeze festival on July 2nd. Pharos eared on a staple diet of skateboarding and baggy pants, guitar music and hip-hop, the mighty Pharos are here. 'Ginger Dan' (Vocals, Guitar, Songs), Phil (Guitar, Vocals, Attitude) and Dominic (Bass) were firm friends at school and after years of playing in bands with moderate success they eventually re-located to the big smoke. There, a chance meeting introduced Phil to ex-Leeds stu- dent Tony (Drums) and the rock beacon that is Pharos emerged with their own brand of Emo Rork.R And it's good. Real good. "We got into the studio at the end of last year to record a demo,' rants Tony. 'We've all seen various sides to the music industry over the last few years, so wanted to try and maintain control and integrity - so we put the EP out as the first single on our awn label, Stuntman Recordings." Driven by bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate, Cable and Fugazi, the dark and melodic double A side Dull Pulse/Mario Mario was released in late November to select critical acclaim. Mary Anne Hobbs gave Dull Pulse radio tidal-waves on Radio One's Rock Show, and Virgin Megastores gave them their own listening post for the week of release at their Oxford Street store, The limited pressing sold out within days. To see them is to believe in them. Their live translation is a blazing light on the rock landscape, "It's hard to get gigs in London without a demo, so as soon as we'd got that out, we got gigging," grins Phil, Not for the faint hearted, their shows are intense, tight and their focused energy is somehow undefinable. "The philosophy behind Pharos is basically to rail against the world's lack of energy and enthusi- asm and to celebrate those who take things into their own hands for the right reasons," Pharos have taken things into their own hands, and they're coming to get you, fourday Hombre fter graduating from Lancaster approach to melody-indie-pop. Or blues-soul-pop. University 5 mates decided to move to Or... "We're into all sorts of stuff, and it comes Leeds in the name of music. "We were through in our music. The Counting crows, Led looking round houses and the estate Zeeplin, but The Frames, The Frames really changed agents were going 'here's the kitchen' us enthuses Jason (bass). Aand we were going: 'yeah but where's the cellar?" There's a gentle buzz surrounding The Hombres After months of soundproofing, their Woodhouse now. They made it to the final of Leeds Battle of cellar became their music house. 'The whale thing the Bands, and the right people are starting to ask took so long though. When it was all done we got questions. "We just wanna keep playing live, hope- down there and realised we didn't have any fully to more and more people, explains Rich (con- songsl" smirks drummer Mark "Or a name for the fidence and guitars). "Yeah, we want to take it was band.' acids Rich. But they soon found both. far as we can," interjects Simon, before handing With a lower case 'f', lower case 'd' and upper over to Jason. "We've got to remain in control of case 'H' of tour day Hombre, can apparently mean a our own destiny, and our musicality." It's good to lot of things. *Some people have thought st was see a band in such agreement. "It's got to be hon- referring to a lair weather friend," speculates est," summarises Keyhoardist Ed. Fourday Hombre Simon. "You know, the type you think are your enjoyed a support slot with .W2 @ The Rocket last mates and then four days later they've fucked off week, and are constantly busy with live dates in with all your mates and your girlfriend." Their and around Leeds. So keep an eye and ear out. eponymous EP is a sample of their cocktail

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songs never really get off the Mojave 3 ground_ They lack the poignance, Elastica the embedded humour, and the Excuses for Travellers casual brillianc.e that raise this Live @ Leeds Cockpit 4AD Records genre above the level of badly recorded country music As it is 00 Travellers is just an awfully long 000 ver the last decade a collection of songs for melan- choly drunks, with none of the by is it that pop stars seem number of self made song strangely capable of dabbling with writers have taken to their swagger that would make them o entertaining for the rest of us. the dark stuff yet coming up bedrooms with an 8-track, a Excuses for Travellers is an smelling of roses, while lesser mortals come sixer, and their uncle's guitar to down stinking of methadone addiction? produce some of the most origi- attempt to join the ranks of the 8-track wranglers who have What is it about a father in commerce and a nal music around, Artists like Lou Des Res in Islington that gives the 'It' kids Barlowe, Will Oldham, and Elliot ascended from relative obscurity to gain a devoted following of automatic immunity to the nasty side of Smith have become touchstones narcotics? in the alterna-weenie scene, ris- fellow musicians, critics, arid the vast number of shy teenagers In a recent interview, Justine Frischmann, ing from their egg-crated bed- tonight the angular sweat-soaked linch pin rooms to high profile studios seeking a musician who can turn their awkwardness into some- of Elastica, spoke of dark days in which she without losing the geeky charm "was seeing more sunrises than sunsets" that makes a teen heart flutter. thing beautiful. Sadly, Mojave 3 lacks the talent to follow in the whilst the band fell about unproductively in It comes as no surprise that an E800 pound-a-day studio. No offence, these frog-princes have inspired footsteps of Barlow and compa- ny. Instead their album wallows Just, but try living in Armley on twenty quid a horde of Imitations, ranging a week and your rich girl drugs dalliance from whiny introspection to in misery, drowns in a sea of steel guitar, waning and whining might not seem so daring. over-produced efforts from dull You see, like marble denim, 'heroin chic' bands that missed the grunge on one endless track after anoth- er. lost its gloss somewhere between the Elastica feel like being a pop group again. the while we are slowly falling in love again, boat. stripped back floors of Notting Hill and the After too many tumbleweed Nice of them to invite us to the party. And it unwittingly letting Justine et al off the hook With "Excuses for Travellers," shag piled high rises out there in the is a nice party, Despite a chronic feedback for spending hall a decade re-recording their Mojave 3 have gathered all of dirges, the listener will simply become irate and fling the album crumbling sticks of nowhereville. Yet like problem at the beginning of the set (or is it debut whilst faffing about with Demons, the elements that make the lo•fi strawberries at Wimbledon and Pimms at out the nearest window. If it another Wire cover version?), the all new Donnas and dirty drugs. giants who they are: pedal steel, Henley Regatta, a veinful of Smack was, for Elastica are still beguilingly good at being Yep, Elastica have made it back to base, check, sleepy guitar, check; stays in the stereo until the end it is because its listeners are a time. the absolute in thing. darling. The old Elastica. Still knocking out jagged bass just seconds before pop's port cullis was soppy drunk lyrics, check; doo- fact that this nouveau hobby was shared by either very drunk, or they have riffs and brilliantly abrupt outros like 1995-9 about to slam down in their faces. And why? dled cover art, check. But the the quaint proletariat set merely seemed to fallen asleep. never happened. New tunes from The Because (by the skin of their teeth) Elastics shoes don't make the man, and add to the appeal, in some sick 'reality' dash Menace, like 'Your Arse My Place' and are still too cool to ignore. these shoes sure don't make the Colin Beattie for the Rebel Aristos. 'Generator' rest easy next to 'greatest hits' band. Try as they might these So after their five years in the wilderness, like the crowd-pleasing 'Waking Up'. And all Anna Doble

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The drums kick in mightily crooked public house. The sign annoying time about falling in Papa M through the droning and you Slum Village has been encrusted with dirt for love with a car (Queen got know you've stepped into familiar so long that not even the land- there first of course). Not exactly pushing forth the Mogwai territory It's a mishmash Fantastic vol., Il lord could tell you the name If Live ke Brudenell Social Club musical barriers, but easy of krautrock highway sounds, Wordplay Records indeed he were capable of SINGLES listening, has to be a chart making you nod unconsciously in human speech, topper you'll hear it soon 0000 a combined sixties way. But not, 00 "And, once a month, when enough on Aire FM and the surprisingly for the band. They the moon is at its fullest, three s music journalists, A&R uch to the discomfort of remain effortlessly cool; heads shadowy figures creep across pring is here - and poppy. like. men and critics circle like locals and staff, the down, not flinching for a second the capital's streets to meet at sem bonkingly bouncy singles With I am the Sun, Dark vultures in minimalist (EMI) are still trying to be walls of the Bruclenell even in the most ground-shaking the back roe: very pub. NV come with it Hoorah. Star fin Hoeton bars, gossiping idly darker than they actually are Social were alive with the sound moments. What no jump splits? Nobody km,— s • names, or Seen the Light by Ouch whilst -sizing up their rivals far of post rock not pub rock, thanks Firework projections deal with where they come tram. Nobody ;Funky Dad) is first up, and What they really are Is a bunch any kind of weakness, there are of wet lettuces who think they to Papa M. fronted by Dave Pajo, visual stimulus, scsrather than knows quite what occurs 'Ouch' is what you feel 10 certain stories that seem to resemble a colossal burning formerly of Stint, tortoise and expecting Papa M to produce a between them, where they seconds into the track. It's come up over and over again. incandescent ball of gas in Ariel M, this Kentucky five piece white rabbit from beneath a drum gained their hideous power or typically Lah-De-Dah The adult oriented rock artiste space. Strange fellows. The had the audience dribbling uncon- case, i sit and listen inteutly. even the insidious way their simperingly tweedy rocky mdie who killed and ate his agent in highpoint is the Black Star Liner trollably like potato-eating idiots There is no mercy from the noise - influence works. But one thing dirge, lyrics with too many a dispute over royalties. The touches on 13-Side.' What in the in awe of faultless musical preci- not even time to go to the toilet is certain. When those unearthly rhyming couplets - forget them_ ageless rock singer who has had World's Wrong', pity they sion. (oh, the pain!). The last number three emerge from that sinister Gomez (Hut) are back with her men searching the didn't have free reign to remix Opening with a refreshing ver- throws forth mean hard-edged establishment blinking in the their Machismo EP, still China/Tibet border for the the whole single. sion of The Byrds 'Turn, Turn, riffs and whirling psychedelic light of day they have deter- surfing the Mississippi Delta, Fountain of Eternal Youth. The And so, it comes to this: I am Turn', the next fifty minutes feedback. Predictably broken mined what unfortunate souls still in love with the slide horse-faced Canadian chanteuse reluctant to announce, that due beheld buckets of crafted instru- down into nothingness, the music are doomed to be the UK's next guitar, still enjoying the luxury who had a birthmark in the to the poor show by the Brits mentals riddled with melodic creeps back into a disturbing big thing" of three singers. But now more shape of three sixes surgically this week, single of the week feedback and drone, both enter- mass of backward guitar loops And then in Hoxton there is experimental and eclectic, removed from her right shoul- goes to stale-side blonde boys taining and bewildering. and syncopated drums ending in a brief moment of silence and especially with percussion, and, der. Hanson (Mercury) with If The crowd holds its breath as a menacing crescendo of heavenly then a nervous tide of laughter. in places, more symphonic. But But as the night draws in Only. Pajo meticulously creates layer More drinks are bought, more still Gomez, and still a tad distortion. and the weaker members are I mean, at least they're upon layer of guitar noises until Then they leave the stage. deals are made. But a couple of patchy. The title track, culled from the herd, those honest: they sound like they its tinging back full blase 'I Am Beautiful sequences of humming weeks later, as every journalist Machismo, is a pretty whose remain may hear anoth- have ovaries and they're proud Not Lonely with Cricket' emerges delays and buzzing synth sounds in the capital finds themselves innovative, upbeat, er, older story. One of the senior of it. According to CEEFAX into a swarm of squealing feed- is all we are left with, as licensing devoting dozens of column inch- percussion/bass led spaced out journos will begin to speak, (everyone's favourite indie back, mediating between deafen- laws dictate no encore, no matter es to the frankly mediocre Slum effort, then there's a weak voice dropped to a cautious music oracle) Hanson are 'back ingly loud and beautiful quiet how much the musos stamp their Village and their dull as ditch bridge of three soulless tracks, whisper, as though afraid that with a harder sound'. Too right within a flick of a foot switch. little feet in rapture. Traipsing water second album Fantastic to a dreamy narcosis inducing someone might be listening. they sound like their 12 The amount of skill involved over the spasming masses I need Volume II for no good reason, in final thirteen minute blues "Somewhere", they begin, instead of 10. Go buy it and give here is astonishing. As the ringing to get home, before I fall down, Whitechapel the streets echo journey. If you like Gomez, you "somewhere in the tangled, these poor orphaned brothers a converts to calm I imagine that with diabolical laughter. should check it out. Papa M blew me away. Please streets of Whitechapel, where home and listen to the trance the noise has been sucked forgive me. The Bluetones (Superior the cobbles still remember the Quality) return from the dead remix B-side - it's hilarious through a big hoover that's loom- steps of Jack the Ripper as he Stephen Whitehead ing somewhere in the darkness. I Debbie Ball with a surprisingly pleasant, yet stalked his prey, lies an old Joe Organ should really get out more often_ actually not inherently

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12 Friday May 12 2000 juice Neve Campbell and Wes Craven Scream Quec The most successful slasher franchise of the nineties is back for one last stab at box office glory, Susan Barker talks scare tactics with Neve Campbell and Wes Craven

alloween, Friday. The Thirteenth. bit... fresher." forced a radical rethink of the genre, spawning sequences to avoid anything that borders on bad Prom Night from the late eighties Seated alongside Wes Craven is Party of Five noveau horror such as The Blair Witch Project, "I taste. "I think it is really difficult. Neve's character the ludicrous 'schlock horror' genre mainstay and victim actress extraordinaire Neve think it does throw down the gauntlet in the sense is kept separate from the irony, and the more zany was thought to be entirely dead and Campbell. She is softly spoken (occasionally to the of making us all aware of the cliches. One of the events are the to do with Courtney Cox and Parker buried, gasping its last in straight-to- point of inaudibility), but radiates affability great things Kevin (Williamson) did was to Posey and this is where the humour comes in, It's video hell. However mid nineties a nonetheless. Her third outing as the ill fated Sidney formalise the rules and then break them, because kept carefully separate, so we don't make fun of revivalH was imminent as writer and post-modern Prescott sees her wearing Sidney's principal facial anything set out as a hard and fast rule was suffering" he stresses carefully. But we do observe archaeologist Kevin Williamson carefully scoured expression (the vulnerable rabbit-caught-in• instantly recognisable and we immediately set out that tension is sometimes broken by laughter." the detritus of the long disregarded genre, headlights stare and trembling lower lip) up to the to do just the opposite." proceeding to shrewdly resuscitate the best of the hilt. Neve, however, observes a great deal more Years of making horror films mean Wes Craven raven unashamedly displays a great cliches and squeeze them into wizened. 'ironic', complexity in her character. "What I liked about is well honed in the art of cultivating terror. "It's a deal of admiration for Campbell and inverted commas. This excavation resulted in the Sidney is that she is not your typical horror film very simple mechanism, a ferocious first act leaves her acting abilities. "It's interesting hip slasher escapade Scream, the most successful heroine. She is a young woman dealing with not the audience reeling and off balance. The audience being on the outside watching Neve gore franchise of the Nineties. only the serial killer but the loss of her mother and goes into a state of tension and there is the work. The other great actress I have Now there is the cathartic finale to the trilogy, in the end Sidney overcomes her circumstances arid constant suggestion that the murderer is round the worked with is Meryl Streep and they Scream 3 is written unfortunately sans Kevin becomes strong..." Whilst Neve is still in full flow corner. They can sense the presence throughout the will not leave their characters between takes, whichc most other actors do. It takes tremendous Williamson but sees the return of the director Wes Craven leaps in to resolutely sing her praises. "I picture, it comes from an initial presentation and Craven and surviving actors Neve mental discipline and really makes Campbell, Courtney Cox arid a difference. The other David Arquette for another series extraordinary thing about Neve of grisly confrontations with "Sidney is not your typical horror film is... "At this point Campbell Ghostface and his insatiable begins laughing nervously and blood lust. Third time around the heroine. She is a young women dealing - cries 'Stop!' in abashed modesty, bloodshed and slaughter moves but to no avail as Craven enthuses to Hollywood, onto the film set with not only the serial' killer but: the loss further "... Neve would quite often (soon to be abattoir) of Stab 3, finish a harrowing shoot and then where once again we are left of her mother she overcomes her get in a car and go to the set of guessing who the strategic, stab Party of Five and do another day's happy, revenge artist is. circumstances a ndl becomes strong.," work. This must take a tremendous Wes Craven is indisputably the amount of mental and physical grand master of the slash carnage NEVE. CAD/INTER ONI SIDNEY PRESCOli movie. Craven is responsible for Both Craven and Campbell are the cannibal gore-test The Hills vehement that Scream 3 signifies Have Eyes, and more notoriously the razor nailed, think when you're doing a character you get a then a removal of that object." the final curtain for the trilogy. Is there nothing latex faced fiend of Elm Street, Freddy Krueger. definite image in mind of who she is and you lust While Craven ruminates over the complicated that could entice them into making a Scream 4? Craven is also indirectly responsible for an go looking for her. I think with Neve it was as business of terrifying film goers Neve Campbell "Eternal Life!" Craven cackles sinisterly. Neve incalculable number of nights of broken sleep simple as recognition, Neve is Sidney. The quiet listens silently, when a pause in Craven's shrugs: "1 have no idea. I don't want the audience punctuated by bloodcurdling nightmares, dignity, the strength and she's an ex-dancer so you theoretical barrage occurs, insinuating she should to get bored, we've enjoyed ourselves but experienced by cinema goers world-wide. When can ask her to do all kinds of rough and tumble comment Neve laughs weakly and protests: "I'm obviously its gonna become ridiculous. If six years asked how it feels to provoke such a state of terror things and she somehow survives. She wasn't easy just an actress." She laughs again; 'Well... as an from now I haven't got a career and I've got kids in his audience Craven jokes in mock-menace: "I to find." actress you definitely have to believe what you are and they have to go to college..." Craven brusquely feel very powerful!" He then momentarily bows his The teen slasher movies of yesteryear were doing... and the more an audience cares for you the interrupts attempting to sum up the unlikelyhood head in contemplative thought before ardently absurdly formulaic affairs. They featured more they are going to fear for you." of a Scream 4. "1 think we both feel the same way, launching into a psychoanalytic dissemination of spectacularly clueless teenagers with the kind of When asked if she relates to Sidney Prescott, it's like an artist making a limited edition of a print, fear, "I actually don't think that I am creating fear logic defying survival instinct that sent them flying Neve nods affirmatively: "I think that there are it has no value if it is replicated endlessly." Craven the stuff that really gets an audience going is their straight into the arms of the axe wielding similarities between me and all of my characters, claims, conveniently forgetting the amoebae like own personal fears. I think the process of a scary sociopath (who through the course of the film you put some of yourself into a character," she reproduction of a certain Mr. Krueger and his movie is a kind of exorcism. When you see an you'd begin to feel a sneaking sympathy for) says. "Probably in the tirst film when she had a franchise. audience come out of a scary movie, by and large instead of out the front door. The difference little difficulty relating to people at school, I had Hopefully, Craven will stick to his assurances. they are laughing and there is a kind of buzz and between the slash and run movies of yore and that a lot at school... being quiet and introverted," Better that than feebly enduring until Scream 12: electricity, so I think something happens like a Scream is that the characters in the Scream movies she adds, as her voice fades to a whisper. Sidney's Revenge the series will die out in a blaze communal sharing of terror and fear. If you scream grew up with Halloween et al and already know Craven outlines how he keeps Scream's of puncture wounds, butchered B-list actors and together you know you're not going to die, it's like the rules of the genre. Craven acknowledges how trademark tongue-burrowed-firmly-in-cheek ironic quips and go out with a scream rather than a being on a roller coaster. You come out and life is a Scream's playful send up of horror conventions has humour apart from the melodramatic death whimper.

Scream scenes: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Parker Posey and David Arquette scramble to avoid becoming human pin cushions in the final part of the trilogy Juice Friday May 12 2000 13 n Camp

Once, twice ,three times a victim: Neve Campbell's stalked Sidney Prescott hides from an appointment with the sharp end of the knife

Director Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, and Jenny McCarthy

// A II I know about movie trilogies is, in the third one, all bets are off". It is this shadowy premise that provides the pivot of Scream 3, the final instalment of Was Craven's homage to the stalk and slash movies of the eighties. The slash potential of high schools and college campuses being exhausted in the first two films the action moves to Hollywood onto the film set of Stab 3. A film within a film concept that sees the actors playing the parts of the 'real life' Woodsboro victims being sliced and skewered one by one in an elaborately grisly fashion. News of the resurrection of the ghost masked sociopath forces Woodsboro refugee Sidney Prescott (understandably suffering from a hefty dose of post-traumatic syndrome) out Randy (Jamie Kennedy) makes a posthumous comeback to their desperate scramble to avoid going under the knife is of her reclusive hideaway. And. like moths to a flame, solemnly lay down "the rules of the concluding chapter" for met with a yawning abyss of indifference. Sidney's fellow survivors the bumbling cop Dewey Riley and Sidney et al. Scream 3 is suprisingly the least graphic of the trio and ruthless journalist Gail Weathers home in on the murder The script writing duties are transferred from teen the final revelatory 'whodunnit' moment suffers from scene with a militant determination to catch the killer. sympathiser Kevin Williamson to newcomer Ethan Krueger severe suspense deficit. Scream 3 is moderately entertaining Cue stab centric action aplenty as all and sundry are but the irony quotient remains idiosyncratically high with as it speeds towards its saccharine conclusion and its frantically pursued around darkened film sets) maze-like quirky cameos from Carrie Fisher and Kevin Smith's hardcore fan base will see it performing a box office hat mansions as they duck flying knifes and recklessly propose suburban anti-heroes Jay and Silent Bob. Despite a few trick. However Ghostface's blade gets blunter and blunter things like "Let's go and look in the basement", All the old murderous innovations (death by fax being one of them) on each outing and it should mercifully terminate here cliches and scare tactics are rejuvenated; the creepy Scream 3 lacks the nerve tearing intensity of its rather than continuing a downward spiral into straight-to- electronic phone voice, the obligatory slaughtered blonde predecessors. So briefly are we acquainted with the new video hell. (this time courtesy of Jenny McCarthy), even geeky film buff characters (largely caricatures of narcissistic actors) that Susan Barker

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That received first shall be deemed to be the winner. Please include •• • • Opposite university steps)• • • • • your name and contact number. The editor's decision is www.pickardproperties.co.uk final and no correspondence will be entered into Tel. 0113 2500 101 Enter by Emailing [email protected] 26 COUCH Wrestlemania 2000 POTATCY The WWF has global audiences of billions and is growing in size at a phenomenal rate. But why are men dressed in A SIDEWAYS LOOK AT THE WEEK'S TV As the temperature begins rise and we get lazier ill-fitting tights so popular? Naveed Raja reports on a so does television. Programmes tend to locus toward sunnier climes, the characters wear less televison phenomenon clothing and drama gets a tad hot under the col- lar. hat gets higher US entertainment. needed to maintain viewers interest, gets complicated, once used her in his Most surprisingly chilled at the moment is the television ratings than Here Sky has recently signed a 5- Take the introduction of Vince battle against another wrestler that cool but notorious Jerry Springer who has recently basketball, has two year deal worth S35 million which will McMahon's daughter. Stephanie, into almost saw her sacrificed at a satanic left the States having exhausted the majority of best sellers in the UK amount to a 50 per cent increase in the saga. She was set to marry Test, a "black wedding." freaks there. His transformation from the hoof top ten book list and WWF programming C4 have also got WWF golden boy, when the British All of that was before Christmas footed psychologist to the transgendered and Wwas recently floated on the NASDAX in on the act showing an hour a week Bulldog - Wigan muscleman David since when Steph has found time to lucked up masses to a genteel soft spoken sofa exchange for over Slbn? Answer. The and four specials a year, whetting the Smith — gatecrashed the wedding sack wrestlers, become the WWF host has so far appeared just a natural progres- World Wrestling Federation or WWF. appetite for viewers to go to pay TV, ceremony. The Bulldog had issues women's champion, get beaten up by sion. Amazingly enough the original as already seen in America, France with Vince and decided to resolve the WWF star man The Rock and slap Tonight he kicks of Springer (Friday 10.00pm American "sports entertainment" has and Germany these by throwing a metal trash can her own mother In front of a baying I'M his new series with guests Tony Curtis and really hit the big time and its growth It was McMahon who pioneered at him. Of course it accidentally hit crowd before encouraging her hubby Ant and Dec. No punch ups expected although it shows no signs of abating. the advent of pay-per -view events Stephanie giving her, ahem, to finish mom off Days of Our Lives would be nice if someone got up and hit the It's not surprising considering the and has created a brand name that is concussion and amnesia. eat your heart nut. Geordie pair. advantages that wrestling holds over recognised worldwide. Also contrary She recovered weeks later and was Just to prove how boring the programme com- other TV sports. If the popularity to popular belief the main audience about to finally marry Test when arch restling's place in missioners have become is the news of a brand bubble of football or basketball today's popular new series of Changing Rooms (Friday, 8.00pm, bursts then there is not a huge culture is truly BRC1) Here's the deal: They come into your home amount that can be done to reverse While seeing grown men hitting cemented. Frank change things around a bit and televise the the situation. The sporting rules, McCourt was knocked process Lawrence acts flamboyant, Carol gets players and nature of the game each other on the heads with offw the top of the New York Times smiley and cockney Andy gets pissed off. remain much the same, hostage to best-sellers list by the autobiography Things are certainly hotting up in the City for the whim of the public, However, the steel chairs does have a certain of the WWF's Mick Foley who in turn the twenty somethings in Metropolis (Monday, stage managed entertainment that is was replaced by the autobiography of 10.00pm ITV), Not just another This Life but much US wrestling has no such limitations charm something else is needed The Rock, who is a massive celebrity weirder, more real. It jumps between moments of and so can be constantly adapted to in America. mushy romance to a mysterious subplot with a stay at the head of the market, to maintain viewers' interest These two books made it into the psychopathic stalker. Last week saw a few hints The running of the WWF is a top four UK best sellers too. Wrestlers that things are likely to get very nasty for many of lesson in adapting such cultural for WWF are males between the ayes bad guy Triple H turned up at the have also caught onto the way that our characters over the next tew episodes, evolution, or devolution depending on of 18-34 — one of the most sought wrestling ring altar to tell the world US sportsmen use their fame to run Away from the stifling heat of the City, your viewpoint, to be relatively after groups for advertisers The main that he'd married her the night for public office_ The man who nearly Pleasure Island (Tuesday, 10.00pm ITV) is unaffected by such changes Vince audience treats wrestling as the before. He showed a tape to prove split up Ross Perot's reform party, another of the Brits uncovered in Ibiza/Greece etc. McMahon is the business genius lightest form of entertainment, this, which consisted of him knocking Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura ilk. The resort, Hedonism II according to Yorkshire behind it all He turned his father's One of the domestic carriers of the her out and taking her to a drive thru was a former WWF wrestler as was TV is a place where you'll discover "who's taking regional wrestling company into the WWF in America is UPN. Its President wedding parlour in Las Vegas. Bob Backland, running for Congress in advantage of the unlimited and uninhibited pleas- all-singing, all-dancing WWF leaving Tom Nunam says: This is a She was unconscious throughout Connecticut. Both have also made ures an offer at Hedonism II." As well as the end- behind any sporting ideals and mainstream, often college-educated the ceremony and, in a comic stroke cameo appearances in the WWF in less parade of naked Germans are Manchester concentrating audience that sees wrestling as sort worthy of Tommy Cooper, (well Jim the past nine months. Nothing like a lads Byron and Ben who are both in relationships. on of the cartoon, comic-book adventure Carrey at least) when the 'Reverend' bit of free publicity, eh? "If you've got a pulse they'll nail you to the wall." • that it is." asked her whether she was willing to In the long term the future for TV OK there's nothing wrong with that I guess but In the US tri-weekly shows go out marry Triple H he managed to wrestling looks as rosy as can be. The mix that with a sad group of swingers, Gary and to five million households per trick the man of God by scope for even further expansion Gill and Bob and Robin all up for a bit of wife- showing and like much of the best covering his mouth and is huge. Comedy violence can swapping and general cellulite flashing and you television it can be viewed at different saying I do" in a high transcend language barriers have a dangerous concoction. The most insightful levels. The difference is that whereas pitched voice, and the world wide pay per aspect of the show is Robin's inability to carry on Sesame Street and The Simpsons get Stephanie, who you may view experiment will largely swinging - watch the veneer of "look we're hav- cleverer as the viewers get older, have guessed is not be carried out on the back ing fun' slowly peel away. wrestling becomes sillier, more ironic unattractive in any of wrestling, as with last Talking of over exposure, Jamie Theakston and as you are in on the joke and laughing way, originally week's Insurrextion event Zoe Ball return in yet another series of The along because of that. seemed distraught at Earls Court, which you Priory (Tuesday, 6.00pm C4). I just can't stand In these cases it's not the fighting with this but then could only watch on Sky Box the bitch, all that "my dad's crazy - he's Johnny that keeps the main audience sided with Triple H in Office. While the WWF and Ball" in what has to be the most irritating advert interested but the ludicrous order to get back at television wrestling may still on TV at the moment. And thank God she's van- backstage soap opera like plots. her father who, be a widespread object of ished from Radio 1, there are only so many times While seeing grown men and this is derision its audience and you can play your husband's current single in a hitting each other on the where it clout, like its profits, morning. heads with steel chairs will only get Close behind Theakston for the over exposure does have a certain bigger, prize has got to be the Naked Chef (Wednesday charm 8.30pm BBC2) Jamie Oliver wiv awl ov iz pukka something grub probably born in Hove or something his else is cockney accent is about as convincing as his abili- ty to ride a scooter and not look like a twat. Come ba& Delia we didn't mean it. Talking of accents Jayne Middlemiss's in She's Gotta Have It (Wednesday, 8.30pm C4) is the genuine thing. Great for clothes if you're a girl and great if you love girls with Geordie accents. WG

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MOHAMMED ALI cricket but the education establishment who won't let him do what he ever came ukirtson is criiital of the decision to have him appear. He says: wants to do. we have Tony Blair who claims he's a Newcastle fun but close to All in flicy should never have had him on in lay view, They asked ate to he's followed that club for a fortnight, All sport is in for a had time terms of a ) on with him. but I wouldn't - I'd have been too upset_ I'm not unless the government get busy on something starting at school level. fascinating interview. iying it was wrong to have him on, but it was wrong to present him I talk with schoolkids who are interested in sport and I see down at Particularly when talking shout his iwilefs, there were the way he did. You can't have him walking on shuffling. You can't my club some nine or ten year olds with no hand-eye co-ordination!" times during the course of their meetings %hen All had the loot him so you can see his hands eoing like that 'shakes hands' all Away from his various jobs, Parkinson is u man whose leisure audience spellbound and Pawky powerless to control him. 4: time. Then they sit him next to Frank Bruno. Frank ('eking pursuits are inextricably linked to his journalistic career. He likes But All wasn't Just a bowler - he had genuine class. The rutin' He doesn't even deserve to he in the same parish as reading and admits that "I read very quickly. and have to with toy job. interviews were truly fascinating and sorely constitute luharnmad Ali! That's why I wouldn't go on. They asked me to go but. if I've got time to rend I go hack to regard as being the finest Parkinson's finest hour. and talk to him but you can't talk to him in any case - apparently, writers - [Graham] Greene and Evelyn Waugh would he my two :cause of the medication he's on. he has a window every day when favourites. As a journalist you're always looking for that kind of s mind frees for a moment and he begins to understand and wonderful simplicity.- And his favourite music is the one he plays on imprehend where he is and what he's doing. The rest of the time. Radio 3 - jazz. "I like quite a hit of classical too but I'm not as T'S hard to :'s just a walking... a walking mist. y'know... it's terribly sad." knowledgeable about that. All my kind of music is in danger of hetng bd errs, hut There were times in those memorable Parkinson/Ali interviews swamped nowadays by the kids' market and the BBC' is as guilty of hen.even the roaster interviewer seemed to have met his match, Ali. that as anybody. You can't find that kind of music except on isolated as dynamic slots like mine. And the CD sold around 20,000 copies too, when jazz dent In on set as he CDs only normally expect to sell 5,000." eh Emu was in the It's clear as our conversation draws to a close that Parkinson is a tacked" never have had All on the ring. proved man who does for a living what he enjoys most - and what's more. • •stion to he a great he's damn good at it. The nation's (with tut help challenge and favourite interviewer (as those from Rod !lull ,nality of the Year Show. Parkinson rmings tell us) is proud of his of course) admits to success. rattle t zttt In a -not always By way of footnote, the CD recent poll of have him walking on being in he mentioned, Parkinson here control." So Choiee, proved to he an IPIGreates1 TV' with a due excellent birthday gift for ten they sit him next to sense of fear my dad. a suitable reward Perky and as I had successfully not might well trepidation 1LS mentioned the emu. a. Frank f'cking Bruno!' pit my questioning e late sills against the king. I ask him what makes a good interview. nnymnn and Research. You must know more about that person than they know bird on the "out themselves. But that's the joy of it. We get everyone from w as they wrestled him to the floor. rofessor Robert Winston to Vanessa Feltz, and each requires a Despite Rod's shouts of -stop it!" Emu's attack illerent kind of handling. And that's the fascination of it." - ratted unabated and left the bast writhing around on o who has he regretted having on the show? "1 floor. The audience certainly found it hilarious (as did ould think it would be the ones that for one orr-- •ryer voted it their favourite TV moment) but when you ason or another were drunk or on drugs... hider that the flightless bird was n lifeless bird on the :buckles] there was Donald Sutherland and of Rod !lull's arm, suddenly it doesn't seem so fanny. Ilion Gould quite spectacularly in the 70s - tcy'd been smoking the waccy baggy before ley came on... [chuckles again] wouldn't anybody. I don't think... one or two wide had been a hit pissed but otherwise... have ye just had one or two people I don't like." thought at Parky ONVERSATION now turns to a would have passion that Parky and I both share known better Ithan to get cricket. Parky comes from the same town as Geoff Boycott and Dickie Bird involved with and his opinions on the game are widely all these respected. And yes, he's just as pessimistic as puppets. but Ca tcsl of us. "Cricket's got real roblems. They start in the schools and Scarcely had env right the way through club level , the interview pin county level and now we've had started than ..The Australians are as far ahead in it became lad as they arc in rugby league. say abs loos that hey play a different game to the rest of Perky wouki le world, basically, and I don't know have listable 1W you get hack to that. 'With the resisting the .ammar school system breaking down. advances or at meant that traditional source of the Muppets' tpply had gone. And the government leading lady. xsn't care - they don't understand And so it lout sport at all. It's not on the school prayed as Miss Piggy worked her porcine charm on the imeulum... and..." Here he breaks off helpless presenter, throwing herself on him with the clear id watches an elegant Asian woman in intention of, ahem, makin' bacon. Perky somehow survived to interview again, although he shun skirt cross the hotel reception, was equally lucky to escape a nasty Incident In the BBC cur len turns back to me and says: "She mould he a PE teacher for a start." park when Kermit accused him of "looking at his time continuing. "er... so what's girlfriend". 6 1. rang with our system is what's right 'rah the Australian system. If you look cs 16 FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 CLASSIFIEDS Leeds Student

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1997 Soave Classico Soave, Italy Carganega £4.99 from The Ale Shop/ The Beehive

His v. inc isn't The AIe Shop's Tbest seller. hot it is the personal recommendation of the man in the shop who believes that 'you can't fault it'. We all agreed.with him. finding it easy to drink. slightly tangy and with none of that horrible after- taste that you can get with certain white wines, flut Mat's as tar as we 1998 Santa Carolina can go. For the amount of inoncy we Maule spent on it it was nothing special, Chile Taste: £3.69 from Oddbins Value for Money: 1' elpful guy In Oddbins recommended this as a "great wine Hhtr the price'. We. however, had other ideas. Our initial reaction was one of disgust but typically, the more we drank. the more indifferent we became_ It was simply quite dull. It had no horrible aftertaste. but quite frankly' it didn't have much taste at all. Just your average hottle of red plonk. However, as a flatmate helpfully pointed out, "Its better than most of the stuff we subject ourselves to". However, we did pick up some good advice from the Oddbins guy: Apparently £2.99 will get you an average, "but fairly uninteresting" kind of wine - however. paying that little bit extra means a much greater choice, and much tastier wine 1999 Chilean Taste: 7 Cabernet Sauvignon Value for money: 3' Chile £3.69 from Morrisons Ernest and Julio Gallo WE WERE enthusiastic about this wine having been enticed by Colombard VI the label which boasts its 'rich and vetrety' flavour. Vicky and Mia weren't disappointed. Without sounding like idly what's- California White Wine her-name. it's really fruity, vibrant. full of blackcurrant aromas. ripe. £3,99 from Jacksons smooth. and simply overflowing with flavour. Mut how would Mia know with tastcbuds disorientated as she was "quaffinglarge gulps of wine in between mouthfuls of Tikka Masala?1 Caroline promptly nib- HE man in the shop. when cornered by Caroline, said hished all of that enthusiasm declaring that it was sour with a hitter Tthat this was his personal favourite and that he 'just aftertaste. This goes to prove that wine for this price is simply a matter can't keep it on the shelves.'So we had to try it. This was of opinion. the one white wine we drank when we were not distracted by other bottles and other drunkards. The result was a heat- Taste: 4' (Caroline's rating n ed debate. and finally we agreed to disagree. Caroline Value for Money: 4' (Caroline's rating enthused excitedly about his wine's fresh. fruity taste. its n drinkability and its superb value for money, Mia thought it tasted like apply juice. Vicky unfortunately had to give this one a miss due to excessive alcohol consumption the previ- ous night (the offending wine will not he named!)

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46 Leeds Student careersspace FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 Ii S. A Together in Look North's Jan White talks media careers Name Ian White. electric dreams Age 29 years. job Title Is the Internet bubble about to burst? CHRIS NOCKELS Broadcast Journalist at the BBC. currently presenting the Look North News on the 9.28pm slot. meets three students setting out on the world wide web

Ifni Graduate? HE recent news about the rapidly No I left school after my A-levels and declining value of lasiminute.com went straight into the industry. shares has fuelled speculation that the T internet may not be all that it has been How did you start? hyped to be. Scepticism about internet I started by getting experience doing business has replaced the seemingly boundless hospital radio in my hometown confidence those initial stock flotations gave Newcastle whilst still at school and rise to. Those infamous students in have worked my upwards since. Nottingham were part of that boom and already students in Leeds have been trying to establish themselves in the growth industry How did you get to where you are that is the internet. - now? Last weekend saw the launch of I've been with the BBC for eight years leedsgraduate.com it website which is the work now so it is a steady climb upwards if of three University of Leeds finalists: Adam you put the work in. A mixture of Mammon (English and History joint honours), getting the right experience. persevering Kate Brockhurst (History) and Dave Miller and heing lucky enough to be in the i English Literature and Language). They describe it as a site designed to let right place at the right time when I was graduates of all Leeds's Universities and given my lucky break. Colleges keep in touch after they leave. They are keen to emphasise that this is run by the What does your job entail? three students for graduates and will. they say. Its more than just presenting the nightly offer a meeting point for them. Ciraituates will news, I do six news bulletins a day. four also he able to have their own email address of which are for local radio. I have been free of charge - [email protected] As fur as outside help is concerned they've the site went on to the net last Saturday night trained to "drive" a desk for both radio as well as Free access to a variety of services: taken advice from an accountant and a lawyer we had a little celebration-and had a drink or and television. I do a lot oldie writing chat-rooms. news. sport news. music. fashion. travel and careers information. and have had practical assistance front a two.- fur each broadcast, finding stories. creative internet consultant and web designer. Adam: "lt's always Mee to see a plan come organising film crews - it differs from Q.WHERE DID ALL THIS START, THE PUB? All of this help has cost them virtually nothing together."! day to day what I need to do. The job as they have simply tapped their collective Adam: "No, out initially. 1 was thinking that doesn't really describe what I do. family connections. II sounds as though they TUDENT ventures often have the air title the end of my uni days was fast approaching have been quite lucky ... of the shambolie about them and are and I suppose I was getting a little sentimental plagued by a lack of staying power. What three things do you need to get about it all - wondering how we'd all stay in Dave: "We have been fortunate in that respect, when asked if this was a serious onto a career path like yours touch. it gut me thinking and the S venture which is looking to he a tong need to know exactly what you internet seemed like the ideal way term Ming their response was to go about it all want to do right from the start. unanimous, Adam was keen to show that 2tBe persistent and confident. take they do mean husiness:"At the moment setbacks in your stride - it is a very Q. SO ITS YOUR BRAINCHILD THEN? `If it succeeds here in Leeds and there's nothing that caters for student competitive business Adam: The basic idea yes, but I stepping into the world as graduates so 3)Be prepared to work very hard then went to Kate and Dave. like- given the infinite possibilities of we are hoping to fill that gap. II' it proving yourself, make the most of minded friends and who were succeeds here in LeedS, and we are every opportunity. ideally qualified," confident that we have the ability and CN the net then the sky's the limit' drive for success. then given the infinite Last summer Dave was involved possibilities of the internet then the sky's With setting up a student website VISIT THE the limit." for the NME and Kate's career but the point is that anyone can do what we're For the time being they are concentrating on CAREERS SERVICE ambitions are marketing and events doing. It's just a matter of having the halls to their finals. Though they will he making sure WEBSITES organisation, put these talents together with follow your idea through with conviction." that it is still progressing, getting the attention FOR MORE Adam's idea and the fact that they had kramn and interest of finalists before they leave INFORMATION each other for a while, they were ready to Adam: —It's also a fairly constructive way of Leeds. Watch out for the Leedsgraduate-com start. Adam then contacted some local spending the remnants of your student loan." "Big Event" of the summer they giggle. Leeds University: businesses with an abstract idea to see if it was It has taken them about a month from They are looking for contributors to the wvvw.leeds.ac.uk/careers an attractive proposition, conception to realisation with the launch of site. welcoming contributors from web Encouraged by positive responses they last week's teaser page, taking into account designers to reporters and they promise that went on to purchase the web domain names, the minor distractions that are their impending anything that people contribute will find a Leeds Metropolitan made it all legitimate by making thentselves a place on the site subject to editorial policy... University: company registered at Company House. They they say that means no porn. You have been vvvvvv.Imu.sc.uk/aqd/ are now in talks seeking hacking from local Kate: "Ii's been so exciting. esiteeially with warned. careers and national businesses to help them on their all the positive feedback we're getting. 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41 18 FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 Leeds Student travelspace Pilgrimage: The front With the 'real' world looming on the horizon, SOHEB PAM looks for an alternative for 'The Beach' gener- ation and finds it in the ancient ritu- als of the pilgrimage

RE bumper four-day Easter weekend usually means countless "haven't-seen- you-sinee-blah-htah". People come round to your house when you expected solitary access Ity a fridge full of food and to collapse in from of the•snooker. Even the dreariest of v isitors are unlikely to utter an atmosphere-hreaker Talong the lines 14, ..1S11. i it nice that were celebrating the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, our saviour", Bin despite the meagre 43 per cent of people who failed to correctly answer the question:"What happened on Easter Day" in a recent Mori Poll, it is this overlooked essence of Easter that sent thousands of Christians on a pilgrimage to the holy land at this time of year. The reports are that the number of pilgrims is rising sharply., and that there is a more diverse cross section of followers healing the path to Jerusalem. The sudden wave of younger pilgrims, and those out- side of the classical image of a `pilgrim' i-s a pattern equally evident in Jewish. Muslim, Hindu and Buddhist followers. Spirituality offers a more tangible and attractive alternative to the 'Alex Garland generation'. aimlessly trekking to Thailand in the hope of shedding their consumer lifestyles to seek some bizarre utopian idea of fulfilment. Back-packers (sorry, 'Travellers', who claim they are 'going to find themselves" are often responded to with a swift request for a bucket. The intentions are, however, generally sincere; dis- The Old #Ba illusionment with the emptiness of modern life. where the emphasis on material suc- cess and lack of 'fitting in' to these values. arc resonant themes today. The brace of recent Box Office movie successes such as American Beauty. F ight Club, Being Jahn Matken.ich. American Psycho and. of course. Thr Beach are all testament to the growing eynietsin towards modern values such as consumerism. celebrity and corpo- rate trash culture, Many students are headed for a corporate metropolitan life. For a real sense of escapism. reality. call it what you will. introducing spiritualism into your life is an attraction that .allow s some true perspective, The religious eslabl 1 shmen I may he worried that this. perhaps not totally sincere intention ot piety, EN inspiring the cur- ' Drink th e rent 'religious resivalism". The element of theatre and fll:r 7,3iciSill CillMot he dis• enunted and Mc -..01,e iclilom. teitiler:, are keen to emphasise the importance of sub- stance cater ills ,,esthetic aorta-lion. Whilst attempting iii retrain from -bible-bashing- rhetoric, it is importanl to Ail-es,: that most eonverk to tel embrace it emphati- cally. claiming the introduction of religion and spirituality has infected .1 degree in ctarii) into their life. Christopher Cross is one it those who has sewed on the market for recently 00 devote young Catholic pilgrims, advertising a plIgninagt -to walk in the footsteps of Christ" on the Internet. This particular journey from the Mount of Olives in the Old Old Bar Dr City of Jerusalem saw vast numbers this year given the relevance of the Millennium to Christianity. In Portugal, some 700011 pilgrims gathered to mark the apparition of the Virgin Mary. The sick and dying seek divine help where more orthodox forms of remedy have failed Mon. For the healthy, tt is an opportunity for physical penance. Rituals are a consistent theme throughout all faiths, festering a collective spirit. evident in the baptismal vows taken at a spin on Mc river Jordan. where John the Baptist plunged his cousin Jesus tinder water. The staggering lengths taken by peo- All Pints are Di ple in the name of rituality arc truly awesome. On Goott Friday in Kapitangen. Philippines. unnerved and driven by an appar- ent divine adrenaline. pilgrims clad head-to-toe in Centurion attire re-enacted the crucifixion by nailing themselves onto crosses in complete consciousness All Bottles (allegedly the wounds heal without med. are £1.50!! ical assistancei. Friday 16th June

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The homes of the pilgrims in Mecca "Everyone wears white robes on the Hai, they serve to remove people's race, class and nationality"

The Easter holiday also saw the return of thousands of course, for a he Muslims frrun the holy city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia. packaged price Completing Islamic pilgrimage. 'HEW'. is one of the 'five pil- This Is far lars of Islam': along with declaration of the oneness of Allah. removed from a per• and that Muhammad is his messenger, daily prayers. fasting in haps more authentic the month of Rhamadan and paying 'Zukat' (ii per cent of a experience of an Muslim'• wealth i to the poor. arduous journey tin Kan Khan, a Civil Engineering finalist. is one of the numy the hack of a pitched 'Hub' who took part in the week-long pilgrimage, "It's a real- open-top truck ly great experience. it's physically demanding because of the through the dusty sheer volume of people and the intense heat even though it was roads of the Gull and Teaching the methods of Buddhist prayer the supposedly cooler season. I suppose the endurance of it is spending the week ILGRIMAGES to the home of Buddhism in northern part of what makes it so special." sharing a tent with fellow pilgrims. India arc opportunities for Buddhists to "remove phys- Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. figures These aren't sentimental reminiscences but the practice of ical and mental clutter." according to Simon. "They offered range from I in 5 of the world's population to I billion thousands of Hajjis, the world over, still today. It certainly arc deeply spiritual. it is beyond just a change in and rising. As a result the Saudi authorities annually seek new isn't just entrepreneurial Arabs who have seized upon opportu- p lifestyle, you have a totally new way of understanding how innovative ways to aceommodate the droves of Muslims flock- nities for commerce in Pilgrimage_ Many Christian pilgrims your mind works." ing to the Holy cities of Mecca and Medina. taking their new baptismal vows in Jordan are obliged to pay a Zen sanctuaries in China and India encourage the pilgrim to It is this sense of unity and shedding the false. superficial toll imposed by the Kinneret Kibbutz. One man's devotion can find more efficient ways of acquiring optimum levels of mind identities and differences which Irian seems to have been most he another's profit. These commercial realities are, however, a and body functioning. In fact, such sanctuaries can be found struck hy, "Everyone is wearing white robes, they scrs'c to useful reflection for pilgrims into the world we live in. Not to closer to home: a Zen sanctuary in France is a popular destina- remove people's race, class and nationality. You are at once undermine the credibility of one person's pilgrimage against tion for many young Europeans. many of whom aren't together and alone going round the Ka'ha seven times perform- another. but simply serving to offer a reminder about the con- Buddhist. The intense meditation hideaway is the perfect anti- ing Tawar . text of religion in the modern world. dote for many young people who just want a physical arid men- The escalating attraction of Buddhism, led by the tal reinvigoration. HE modern realities of individuality in terms of wealth Hollywood celebrity-pack. is due to the essential values, which Pilgrimage is very much a journey, in all senses cif the accumulation and consumption appear to he the antithe- seek to emancipate the Buddhist from such worldly concerns. word; there appears much reward and dare-I-say. 'enlighten- sis of the principles of religion and pilgrimage, The lure Simon Fisher is keen to depict Buddhism. more as a 'way ail ment' for the would-he pilgrim. In times when there are appar- and dangers of the trappings of modern culture are the life' than a religion. "Experiences of pain and suffering are ently increasing anti-capitalist voices. there seems little posi- T part of human life. they can he escaped by giving up worldly very foundations which have been responsive to the contempo- tive alternative for the disgruntled individual except the rather rary religious revival. although evidence of commercialism desires such as power, wealth and beauty for peace and happi- lame efforts on May Day of the hand of Anti-Capitalists penetrating into the sphere of pilgrimage arc commonplace. ness." The Zen way of life, somehow removed from its scrawling graffiti and irritating the police a hit, many of whom Despite the absence of individual hierarchy of Hail within Buddhist origins. has much substance despite it's ironic pres- go hack to their 'exploitative' jobs with little by way of pro- Mecca, the modern Hujj experience can take the form of a ence in home-improvement consumer magazines, in itself fur- ductive personal fulfilment Pilgrimage as the frontline 01 anti- first-class flight into Jeddah accompanied with a luxury trans- thering the commercial high-jacking of spirituality. capitalism? Perhaps not. but a chance for perspective and it's fer into a five-star suite with a full room service menu, all, of better than Thailand. 43 la 20 FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 Leeds Student sciencespace

That summer feeling As you consign your mittens to the sock drawer and don your shades, do you wonder why the weather isn't great all the time? JAMIE WILSON speaks to the scientists who want to make summer a permanent event

ou will hardly need reminding that the dark, damp and dank der. our studies have proved that people who spend time getting to know mosaic of vision. As the phone call peters out. Kipperthwaite saliVating- wintry months are over. Bring on the ice creams. picnics in the their flora will be happier in the long run.” ly adds "another visual stimuli we encounter in summer is the sight of park and initially civilised BBOs that deteriorate into boozy Whilst agreeing with Dr Moss's theory in principle. Professor Gus hare flesh. After a hard winter with pastel sweaters as the mainstay of ynights of debauchery. Odereter at the Institute of Taste and Smell in Sespitville. Wyoming, your optic diet: them's nothing like a dose of lusciously naked leg to set Ambling through university, a couple nonchalantly pet and caress believes that summer is when our nasal membranes am used most. "You the homione ball rolling.- with a gentle gust of wind blowing blossom through their hair. The only have to look at the prevalence of Wet er in the summer to see that cheesiest of Hollywood movies could not imitate summer romance so being outside means we are exposed to more panicles. Dr Moss may he F YOU believe the experts, it would appear we can change our win- effectively. If only summer was here all year round... right when she talks about people being happier around flowers. hut real- ters for the better. Leisure companies are currently developing proj. But help is at hand. Scientists arc beginning to understand the fabric ly it is their smell that gives use the heightened sense of happiness." eels for centres that will simulate the summer feeling. However. these of these months of unbridled fun. The summer feeling of elation is due Odereter explains that the area of the brain dealing with smell is inti- plans are strictly under wraps in efforts to retain the surprise element. to more than increased daylight hours and an omnipresent sun. Many mately linked to that concerned with memory. Bay time a distinctive If you can't wail for them to open, you might be better off suppos- other factors (...ontribute to our relaxed demeanour and research could aroma reaches this area we are reminded of the feeling we associate with ing one of our very own lecturers. Dr Lux Watt of Leeds University's ultimately lead to summer being implemented all year round. it. The wafting odour of freshly cut grass drifts into our nasal passages Faculty of Natural Light Studies has some radical proposals up his Professor Anion Stmilikeski of the Institute of Summer Studies in and thus evokes memtiritz of summers past lying stretched out in the sleeve 'The problem we have. in Leeds -and all over England- is that Western Siberia spends six months a year surveying the effects of 22 garden. It is the abundanee of summer smells such as BriQs and warm there's too little light in the winter months. whilst in the summer - hours of daylight on human health before although it is pleasant - we have more than we flying to New Zealand for the remaining I catty need." Watt wants to use the tIthn goy- six months to curry out similar research. eminent windfall from the mobile phone net- "Of course I enjoy my job," he remarks `Whether it's students making daisy chains in the work sell-off to move Britain into the Atlantic. chirpily "I always .wake up and go to sleep This would provide us with a more equal dis- when is light and have a tan all year tribution of sunlight across the seasons, round." park, or grannies pruning their lavender, our studies Watt has been lobbying parliament sub- But his post is not without problems committees and envinmmental quangos to Prof Sunilikeski adriiits: "I have been have proved that people who spend time getting to consider his far teaching proposals. 1 don't doing ihis for almost 20 Years now and I want to get equatorial," he promises. "A cou- have never been depressed or grumpy or know their flora will be happier in the long run' ple of hundred miles south-west of Portugal In en tired. But Iasi year my wife wanted to will provide the perleci temperature for our stay in Siberia for the winter su we could climatically impovoished population. I think have Christmas with her parents. When it Dr Ivy Moss, Faculty of Horticulture and Happiness this is an advantage of being an island and got dark in the evenings I started to gel even with £23hn you can still do a lot these quite down and couldn't get up in the days- even if you ant shifting the biggest oil moraines. One day I woke up and felt really :mint and smelled a Iii I beer that creates our joyous mood asserts °derma, tanker ever conceived." had been asleep trio two months In effect I had gone into hibernation.. Not content with advocating these views. Dr Bradley Kippenhwaiie In the meantime. Wail has more pressing engagements to deal with. Prof Sunilikeski's teseareh suggests that cscessive day light can have of the Colour and Deep Sensuality department at the University of Stuck in the musty basement of Level a which is too dark for his depart- neeative effeets btu thinks on balans he is only doing himself &mid. Pittsburgh. Pennsylv aura stokes cineroversy unit opittion,:. respect ment. he plans to move to the loftier elevation of Level LI. This is to the I'm a happy ettimpv all in all," wen his final sentiments before jetting WIWI and Prof Odenner are implying. but you have to irt114.1u- lethlegic &suety of the humanities stork-uts whir hake an altogether on 1.1 die Ni KM pole he a qtarifIler .a IN WC' hira1/4. her that vision ;40.:0/111L,, for the "ast man wit) of lieu • sr:limn). input When ferent trucrrirclatiolt of light study. f._ lus,rr to home. Dr ivy Rio..., it the 1-uelihr of IturtilmItuir and Ha eyes an a l'erst∎ arra) of killoith,sLopiC t.i I in-s sour Mind i. 11"1"4" ILIPINIu=', In Solihull ,t taunt-. 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Down: I Innocent. 2 Voluntary. 3 Laid-back. 4 Allowing, 5 Cartoon: Ben Hall Supply. As relief from his tedious studies, been replaced 'yours before by the 7 Year. 8 Attached. 12 Ethics, Peter played in a band. He played in a latter. But it was no use - he was sick 14 Gallon, 15 Penal, 16 Door, band for two reasons - the first was a all over his partner's face. And that 17 Army love for music, and the second was for was the last that he could remember... the close company of his female fans. Coming to the following morning, After one particular night at Joseph's Peter was met with the reminiscent Well, Peter went to an after show fragrance of what he been trying to by Robert Shepherd party where the beer was flowing keep from coming up the previous Iike...er...wine. evening. Across: - • Down: Having had an elephantine skinful, Yet another, altogether unfamiliar he began making the usual moves on odour also graced the sheets. On lifting 1 Broadcast on television (9(1 1 Forbid (8) his band's backing singer. But with his bed-clothes, Peter revealed that by 7 courage (5) Tittle success, Peter gave in and return of favour, his sleeping partner 2 Sudden occurrence (8) 8 Large flightless bird (7) adjourned upstairs with one of his had laid none other than a curly wurly 3 Old damaged buildings (5) 1 I Without taking account (of) (12) faithful standbyss. on his upper torso. 4 Conclusion (3) 14 Unintentional (111 Unfortunately the erm...jiggy jiggy Now he couldn't just brush such a 5 Mineral which yields metal t3) 17 Snarl (5) 6 Expensive (4) motion didn't quite agree with the product of revenge off his person, and Ill Herb (9) brew heavily resident in his now quite the next step was to take part In a 9 Severe (angle )15) 20 Swift (5) 10 livening meal (6) delicate stomach. A decision had to be lengthy, log limbo, carrying himself 21 Confused (7) made between intenstinal good sense and said unsavoury ring to the nearest 12 Make believe (71 13 Change tram liquid into gas (4 and masculine drive, the former having convenience. 15 In anderer (5) 16 Angry t 5 a Email your Campus myths to [email protected] 17 Rough-voiced (5) 19 Elderly (3) Cosmic Debris Illustrations by Brodie

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The intervention of the disruptive The big roaring lion inside of you is N'our exemplary 'nand to life' attitude has Uranus will leave you in some what or clawing to get out this week. your enviable made your eyes clean and your brain a hugger-mugger this week. Your knack of aiming mold into gold strikes tingle. seldom (IL, we oxen ourselves to (lie intentions must be re-evaluated, before again as you are able to handle any extreme limits - but the final .feeling is you find yourself stranded in a lifeless situation with sheer style. Those around letter than any drug. The sun and Jupiter no-mans-Iand. An accurdle aSsessinern you may he falling apart, hot don't give are positively linked to your planet of good of yourcredits has never scented so away your nicks - you may need to use fortune - so he on guard for some well vital - act now. them more than you think. deserved fun_ link pixie. TAURUS CAPRICORN April 21 • May 20 VIRGO cue 22 - Sept 21 See 22 - Jan IC

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45 22 FRIDAY, MAY 12 2000 SPORT Leeds Student A Law unto his own DURING the Easter peri- od LMUSU Golf team defeated Northumbria 5.5-3.5 to clinch the BUSA Shield at a sun kissed Royal Liverpool Golf Club, writes Ed White. In the morning foursomes LMUSC took the three points rah England's hid contenders for 2006 arc with the most notable victory to host the 2006 Germany and South Africa, and from the Lincolnshire County World Cup still the latter should win the tight as player Sieve Cooper and Wvery much up in the World Cup has never been Michael Synth who destroyed the air, it mast have been with a held in Africa. their opponents 94k8. slight sense of trepidation that At any rate, after the The afternoon singles Erie land's endless:More sneering at the PEA awards began with an inspirational welcomed FIFA president Sew coming tixim players who 'had John Law seeing off his oppo- Blieter (helowlat the recent been drinking for several nent 4&3, But Northumbria Pmfessit mei Fixelialler'e hours.' our chances have Nu-rely then made a real game of it by Association IPFA) annual been blown Out of the water taking the next two matches. awards dinner last week. once and (oral!. One guest So then it was left to It was a night which called recalled: " Bobby Charlton may Michael Smyth to secure vic- for the true gentlemen of he the main arnhassadtw for our tory by holing a six foot putt English football to show what World Cup, hut his face when on the final green. He man- impeccable role models they Blather was being heckled was a aged this and Jamie Black and are for the nation's game. So cross between a smile and the Andy Sutton both chipped in when the most important man look of someone who is trying to share the points. CHAMPIONS: Back row L-R. Jonathan Law, Dave Williams, Andy Staten, Adorn Beeson, Steve Cooper in world football took to the to pass wind quietly." Every member of the team Front row L-R, Jamie Black, Alex Buitoni, and Michael Smyth microphone, was he pleased was thanked for their efforts with the reception which s it me. or is there a new along with the caddies and with it is hoped that further Newmachar Golf Club in the performances on display greeted hint? Probably not, show on ITV every team coach Peter Tupling. successes might he achieved at Aberdeen to compete with the here the team is sure to he in considering what then fortnight about the time the Now that the LMUSU golf the BUSA Individual Golf likes of St Andrews and with a good chance of bringing happened when he attempted to Grand Prix shotdd he on team is a force to he reckoned Championships. Stirling Universities for the home further trophies, I The team is going north to individual team event. With speak was a hunch of half-cut called the Jenson Button footballer's hurling abuse and Show?' It appears to last about heckling the dapper Swiss. 2 hours in length with a preview Whether or not the cries of show on the day before "Boring!" and "Shut up!' will highlighting his qualifying have in any way swayed performances for the race on Blattes choice of venue for the Sunday. An idiots guide to the 2006 tournament remains to be This is a strange seen. At least Player of the Year phenomenon but not one Roy Keane could surely save altogether estranged from the the situation. AI least that is Grand Prix scene. For previou.s what some might have thought sightings of this phenomenon I London marathon until the Irishman opened his suggest looking back at the mouth and rebuked Matter 1992 season when Nigel 'still While we were all tucked up in bed looking forward to our Sunday roast, ED immediately after receiving his on the lookout for a good award. enough ear in F I ' Mansell took CARLISLE decided he would run the London marathon. Here is his tale. The reason behind Blatter's the title and the 1994-6 seasons MARATHON running is a silly idea, but you'll have your own place with zero everyone. Bugger...). and just wondering near ere was the fact that he when Damon Hill was at his every April 30.900 !tonna! people decide responsibility. Except the small matter of the what first made you w ant to do this had dared to suggest earlier that beet against the might of Der to run 26 miles around London. I thought: training. Crossing the line is immensely emotional while English football might be Regenmeiyier himself. "Sounds like a hit of a laugh. I can do Training is a time COMMILITICIIU 5 hours but you only realise it was all worth It when the most exciting in the world. Now don't uet me wrong. that." week at least (preferably twice that'. With they eive you a party hag with plastic It wasn't necessarily the hest both these driven deserved the So. call me a fool tor doing the Marathon. lunchtime Neighbours your only commit- sernies. The Little Book of Calm and choco- And who's to blame hint? In attention considering they both I blame sunstroke and peer pressure. My sad ment. what are you waiting for? late. And this time you don't cure about the exalt ceasous only Man UM. clinched world titles but to tale started about this time last 1'1111"1014:11. As the day approaches. you get quite obses- fah Leine:tie Chelsea and Arsenal have switch on the TV and NV a a vulnerable moment. I admitted how lazy I sive. With horror. i occasionally found Anil then you can put your feel up. proven themselves in Europe. A constant KtrOM of conunentary had become at university, thin I should do myself checking the tat content on chocolate Months of training translate into a (surpris- handful of other Pielniership about the latest Bndsh/English something about it, that doing the London bars However, whilst you want to he prop- ingly chunky medal and a week-long hob- sides might. be Leaflet-4c of 'ivodiey • Jenson Button just ► erly prepared. don't get sucked in by the ble. Don't even begin to question why you surviving the early •ond, but !Ace the biscuit Marathon would he n heneficial thing - and finally. by incredible powers of logic, agree- whole 'once-in-a-lifetime-event' ethos. A did it. Just ignore those who presume you're the rest arc, let's he fr.atk, There is no dines' film the ing L41 II. To sty it all went. downhill front mate of mine spent the week previous to the dying to do it again ithal myth is entirely mediuere same level kit attention is Hoot there would be melodramatic but neither race curled up in bed. try tog to stay calm, not unfounded). (lick on the TV_ have another This year the Champions payed to the letee best 'BO esti• was it as heart-warmine :!- ! -LI daring to move for hear of pulling a muscle. beer and tell everyone what a worthwhile League will be contested by drivers. Eddie Irvine and David envisaged. Not it L a_ and espefience it was. And then. with a smug two Spanish teams. and the Coulthurd: and I was glad calico exactly the romantic intnuoo a sipping carbie grin on your face, ask them when they're Italians are always there or at the British Grand Prix a few ondon Chariots of Fire hydrate milk- going to start training for next year. Watch thereabouts, no matter what. has weeks ago former world hounding-along-the- shakes (E.2 the look on their faces and suddenly it all been said of their 'decline- this champion John Taylor finally vast ca rnival and each - bargain makes sense. year Thai these countncs are raised the point in question on beach experience anyway. So why' apparently...) not in the running for hosting ITV. It ua add certainly appear cheering crowds pack Allow Never mind. the World Cup should really that whenever they do well Inc a cliche: it was a phe- Race day is a make Riefler's arguatent they're considered 'British' but the street" relief because irrelevant. at the slightest hint of a had race nomenal and worth- while challenge. That is idler all why most its the end te .111 that training (the novelty The tither it suddenly hteennes the people do it. Without wanting to get too will have wont off) and you'll he fed up with main 'Ulsterman' or the 'Scot' the endless myths and friendly advice about respectively. philosophical, modern life is sheltered and undemanding. Surprisingly, our bodies are your body. what and when you should he At Barcelonu last weekend. eating, how terrible you're going to feel dur- Button was outqualitied by designed for greater physical duress than playing snake on our mobiles. Admittedly. ing the race and so on. And the countless -Pedro& la Rosa in his Arrows 26 miles is a hit of a hike. and marathon nm- potatoes and pasta ( valuable carbohydrate)? before the latter was put to the Don't even go there. hack of the grid on a ners love to groan (as I've already proven/ but it's only for sympathy. Not once did I It's anything but predictable. London technicality. Anyway none of turns into a vast carnival aid cheering that matters compared to the regeet it crowds pack the suede. (Try to ignore the real exclusive that Jensen hes I know you're already getting excited about the prospect of running it next year. fact that they're invariably clutching pints dumped his old girlfriend, and seemingly enjoying the day more than who he said he would Apply a.e.a.p: it's heavily oversubscribed you.) The race itself is wicked but weird: not stand by, in order to every year. However. it's not that hard naget many our age, loads of men between the spend more qiiality time a place. Your best bet is to contact a charity ages of 35 and 5(1 ("What's that you say? hanging out with Mt whose cause interests you for if you're Male tnenopause'?") and then of course the leggy blond models. unscrupulous, any charity tinder the sun). wombles, the rhinos and so on. most of So H. Button scrapes They'll give you a place on their team pro- whom run twice as fast as you. a point at tiny Grand viding that you raise sponsorship for them. Then with your brain addled after about 3 Prix you can het that Or if thin-S too much responsibility. apply hours. its interesting if nothing else living to champagne won't be through the main ballot. Get a form from any die only thing spraying decent sports shop tor by contacting the keep yourself going whilst ignoring the us the ITV studio, organisation twww.london-marathon.co.uk. runners who haven't yet broken sweat, feel- PG or at: PO Box 1234, London SEI 812Z. II ing special it hen people cheer for you (then you're lucky enough to get a plane that way. you remember that they're cheering for Marathon Man: Ed In action 46 Leeds Student SPORT FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2000 23 100 Greatest Sporting Leeds play host in sailing finals Moments — The Top 10 afr

LEEDS University unexpected early depar- No.97: They think its Sailing Club caused a ture or Southampton I and all over... It is now! coup in seeing off Exeter 1, two highly fan- strong compel ition cied (eLIM4 for this yeari• By Adam Blenford from the south to host tide. the national student Come the final day of LIKE A thousand different competition it was snapshots, our greatest sporting sailing finals this Cambridge who made the memories are all fleeting images, Easter, becoming the iv,' of the CoOditti41:, Nat England's World Cup trtumph of first northern univer- tint and oft the water 19M was no exception. sity in over ten years becoming victorious in the England's glory. in a titanic. unfelt-gettable to hold the event, open event. In the Ladies inatch against West Germany. was the writes 011ie Hogg. final. Southampton, who definine moment of our post-war identity, On April .11 1)%et. 200 had managed to qualify the beginning of a classic foothalling competitors from all over four teams in the whole rivalry that continues unabated to this day, the UK converged on event, finally saw this pay and the intellectual inspiration behind Leeds to sample three dividend by whitewashing Skinner and Baddicl's classic hi! 'songs' days of typical northern Oxford 2:0 to claim the of the late 1990s. And, quite aside front hospitality. which was at all ill' that, there was a lOothati Match_ least some what warmer Unfontmidely due to a As World Cup finals go. this one was than the poor weather con- had day in the office nei- a cracker. The home leant was cheered on by legions of fans, and ditions. ther the Leeds men nor Air Rarnwy's Three days of continu- women's teams qualified wingless wonders, a te.am of unremarkable • ous rain attempted to for the event. However, hi ane-cluh boys inspired by the twin talents dampen the spirits IA all the stleeet of the event as of the Bobby's Moore and Charlton. gave involved, but a healthy reported by the national the flat cap brigade a day to cherish, breeze ensured that the press can be attributed to It had everything. England, 2-I up with sailing was of a high qual- the dedication of dull no time len, were ready to take the applause and the plaudits, but the Hun had one more ity, members who turned their Over past years the attention from competing trick up the irsleeve, a knit minute equaliser socials have taken the to pulling-off such a Janie by Rehher that silenced the Wembley terraces. back-seat as competition event, This, though. was lobe England's day, Extra-time made heroes of the men is intense. However, this David Petty of Yachts from the cast - a mysterious, bi-lingual years committee decided & Yachtin g ntag, aline Russian linesman from behind the Iron to lay on two nights of summed up; "The organi • and a mysterious, little•known carnage, the first ar the sation and sailing were Curtain, striker from West Ham. Geoff Hurst whose less than classy Planet excellent and university glorious hat-trick caused Kenneth Earth followed hr the tra- Leant racing appears to he Wolstenhohne to Mier the immortal phrase ditional final night hall at in a very healthy sue,' which would forever tell us that once, just The Craiglands Hotel. BLOWN AWAY: Oxford narrowly lost out in both finals as Southampton and Cambridge scooped once. we had tasted victory. It was perhaps this the prizes influence that lead to the Rugby sevens unite pGit Tips to tackle cancer Football: It's the last day of the season in the Premiership with the haute to stay in the top flight coining right down to nine w ton Bradford will he more fired up than ever and will be playing host to TOURNAMENT LINE UP WITH LAT- Liverpool with the latter going through EST ODDS a dodgy run or film). with home advantage the northerners could land a victory at 10-3 with William Hill. LMUSU Sure to start favourites after their Wimbledon's match with Southampton impressive run of form this season and is too close to call but at 2-1 Huddle's will once again he looking to Tim men look good value. Wilks for inspiration: 6-4F Look to Newcastle at 11-10 to overpower and undersuength Arsenal as the Gunners' On. After narrowly winning the varsity arc to sure to rest their hest players for LUU match, LUU will want to prove they next weeks UEFA Cup final in are the best side in Leeds: 9-4 Copeallagan. The playoffs also begin in earnest this Manchester Lost narrowly to LULT 3/1-27 at the weekend with all the travelling sides sure end of March and will he out to go to make a tentative approach to give one better this time: 3-1 themselves a chance for thc•rettim leg. Barnet should make the most of home Sheffield Will they take over the Leeds buys to advantage in their tie against Pelt:Moro become the pride of Yorkshire'? READY TO RUMBLE: LMUSU and LUU Umber up fair the big varsity clash at 11-8. In the first division Birmingham Probably not: (i-1 play host to Barnsley and should take FROM BACK PAGE concerned but ,ii course we will rugby there are many extras the first lee at 11-10, They will surely when the bar is open all day. Certainly won't want to he considered stuff the competition on Sunday." Manchester Met play Ipswich in the final who can be If that is not enough for every- food is also available from the Manchester's second side. Might well LUU will be keen to stamp found at 7-4 to take the first leg against kitchen and continuous BBQ and their authority in the tournament one. the day will also feamrc the be though: hi-1 Bolton in the Reebok Stadium having already travelled to women's varsity showdown some of the LMUSU women's team are even threatening to per- the day if they Bristol for the BUSA National between LUU and LMUSU. Could land a shock Horse Rating: Tlx h, iukies were generally "The women's match is a form a 'bikini parade' for the Bradford field a strong enough side: 10-1 l's and reaching the semifinals. unimpressed with the result of this weeks sake of charity! LUU captain. Matt Moxon, great idea as it adds extra flavour Chester Vase as far as Derby trials are Tickets for the tournament commented: "We're looking for- to the tunman-pern." says LMUSU They might well live in a decrepit city concerned. The winner Millenary remains cost 1..3 and are asailahle on the HuU ward to the competition with captain Cat Morgan, -L1.11J were but the university will he out to prove at 40-1 with must firms while the race day, Coaches for supporters will optimism despite it falling at a lucky when they heat us earlier that their rugby team is anything but: favourite at Chester,. Kingrlere, was be leaving LMUSU at Beckett time when most people refuse to this season. I can assure you that 14-1 unfortunate to get boxed us and should this time." Park on Sunday morning and to JEW play sevens due to exams and they won't he so lucky cim e. on with the run. The Tote have lack of fitness. Hopefully secret LUU vice captain Alex Mink your place call 07941 Ripon & York A normally solid outfit. Will have to clipped his odds as a result from 33-I .. "1 lust' 34.1901. If promises to be an play their hest to compete here: 16-1 weapon Phil McQueen will make Davies sees it differently to 25 1 lorEpsom. Kings Btl. the 21 XI enjoyable day out_ - his mark." hope that LMI.TSLT have the bot- Guineas winner, refltakft_c the 5-1 favourite Toon Arriv'. 20-) LMUSU captain, Tim Wilks tle to turn up!" Newcastle with Beal hollow a6-1 chance after his says: it will be a great day for all If you fancy a break from the recent win at Newmarket 47

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A LOAD OF BALLS: Rugby captains including Tim Wilks (LMUSU. second left) strip for charity. Form an orderly queue ladies Grad SUPER SEVENS TACKLE CANCER TEAMS fmm LUC, LMUSU and Trinity "The idea for the tournament came about Ball & All Saints will end the season with RUGBY UNION SPECIAL when I attended the varsity game between a bang this Sunday as they compete LUU and LMtISU at Headingley Stadium in the Northern I niversities Rugby earlier this season, It was a great atmosphere. 7s Tournament. The event is taking By Paul Gallagher there was a lot of friendly rivalry and I was particularly impressed with the turnout. place between 10am and 6pm at Otte) "We are now taking it to a much larger A special guest appearance is also being Rugby Club, Cross Green. Otley and scale by inviting teams and their supporters made by the world famous 'Irish all proceeds made from the day are from all over the North of England to create a team of Irish students studying in the North going towards Britain's leading charity. the ultimate day out for any fun loving student.- of England. Besides the stars of northern university The Cancer Research Campaign. The tournament is being organised by a Other universities travelling to Otley to rugby being on display . a spaial guest appninusx group of enterprising LivIU Events Management take part in the event include Newcastle, is being made by former British Lion. John students. Event Co-ordinator. Marco Gancloni Bradford, Manchester. Sheffield. [lull. ill present the team with the says: The tournament will provide the Bentley. who w Manchester Met. and Ripon A: York. The event winning trophy. opportunity for students to come and support is taking place outside of BUSA fixtures and their teams as well as joining in with the is a tournament in its own right. days festivities, CONTINUED PAGE 23 June 9 Murray Prints TiVAI7CIMG yjY_ BTEC)TO tea_- aGTGil

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