Unification 'The Group' Explained Reviewed pg. 7 pg. 9

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Bronx, N.Y. 10458—April 22, 1966 401 Deadline Nears; Gives Advice WFUV •Applications for the Selective Service Qualification Ex- ation must be in the mail by midnight tomorrow, April egistration materials are available in the Campus Cen- Eireclor's office and in the office of the registrar as WattageWMTriple as at all local draft boards. .,j student has to take the exam, however, a memoran- By George Thomas issui'il this week bv Dr. Mar- The facilities of WFUV- 1SSU [cade urged all to registe" r es- School of Social Service, the FM, Fordham's on-campus Iv those in the following School of Law, and the Graduate student-operated radio sta- Division of the School of Educa- tion, will be significantly im- lories: tion. proved within the next few 1 students in the- Graduate months, it was learned last 1 of Arts and Sciences, the • All present freshmen, sopho- week. mores and juniors who anticipate a ranking in the lowest half, one According to station manager third or one quarter, respectively, John Franchetti, the revamping of their class at the end of the program will be under the direc- Deane current academic year. tion of Rev. William Trivett, chairman of the communication • All current seniors who in- arts department, and has the es At 85 tend to pursue graduate or pro- complete support of University |rerend Charles J. Deane, fessional school study after col- President Rev. Leo McLaughlin. ry general and vice-presi- lege, who anticipate a ranking ? Fordham University died Franchetti emphasized that below the highest one quarter of there are two parts to the im- jSaturdny, April 15, bringing their class at the end of the year. l end more than sixty years provement program. The first (•vice lo the University. The exam will be administered phase is purely technical, and Rher Deane, who was 85 on on Fordham's Rose Hill campus will result in such tangible im- ] 2, passed away in the Uni- on Saturdays, May 14 and 21 and provements as, for example, a ry Infirmary after a brief Friday, June 3. The testing in new transmitter which will al- most triple the current power of ON THE AIR: Anthony Kelsey May will be held in the gymna- the station, giving it 10,000 watts [rn in Cheshire, Connecticut sium while the June exam is as opposed to the 3,500 watts it Bl, Father Deane- enrolled in presently slated for Keating Hall. now has. Also planned as part Harvey Cox Explains [ham's old Saint John's Col- Mr. John Scarpelli, Selective of the technical improvement is and entered the Society of Service advisor, points out that it the redesigning of the studios to in 1901. He received his is not necessary for Fordham provide better acoustics. 'Death Of God'Theory lelors, masters, and doctors students to take the exam on The new transmitter will give By Phillip McCaffrey les from the Jesuits' W'ood- campus. He advises that they WFUV a greater range in New Dr. Harvey Cox, author of the currently controversial I Collide in Maryland. take the exam at the location York City, Franchetti said. Al- Secular City, addressed an enormous audience which filled though' th«f' station-Mi regular per liis ordination ill 1918, he most convenient for them. the Campus Center ballroom, and overflowed into the listeners who live as far south lounge, music room, lecture rooms and the Ramskeller. returned to Fordham as a as the suburbs of Philadelphia, icr and moderator of ath- The Wednesday evening lecture climaxed and conclud- and as far north as Massachu- ed the six-lecture series on "The Sacred and the Secular." setts, it is difficult sometimes to iring his tenure as dean of pick up the station's signal in The Harvard theologian began then sets about developing a lham College from 1925 to Manhattan, where skyscrapers by identifying himself as a mem- theology without any doctrine he organized more than sixty frequently hinder reception. The ber of the "Bonhoeffer school" of God. Iters of Fordham alumni. increased wattage will make and emphasized the differences The second faction of this T Deane also served for 27 WFUV the most powerful educa- between that group and the movement, said Cox, interprets as regent of the College of tional station in the country. theologians of the "death-of-God the entire problem as an erosion 'niacy. movement." He said that mem- of "the culturally conditioned Coupled with these technical bers of this latter group interpret improvements will be an attempt ways in which peopole have ex- her Peane, named to the the "death-of-God" in one of perienced the numinous." There- to make the station a worthy position of secretary general three ways. fore the need is for a new cul- 9.i7, served as assistant to representative of the University A first group positively pro- tural context which can express |I!oheil I. Gannon, then pres- it serves, a University which is the transcendent. being described more and more claims God is dead, that it is im- thcUniversity. He served possible to speak about any real- The third group of the "death- ad "! the Fordham Jesuit as one which could become "a (Continued on Page 2) (Continued on Fngi- 2) ity transcendent to man, and f "unity from 19-19 to 1933. ADVK'K: fi'oiii I>r. MeiiuV. er Zoo In The Bronx Animals' performance, and com- was a fairly successful concert. Fordhani had its own menagerie We accomplished our purpose—to last Friday night. The animals on pletely bowled over the Veterans guards on duty in front of the get enough money to start the exhibition were the English rock stage. Fast regrouping of the committee for next year." 'n' roll group of the same name. guard's forces, however, along The D.C. Five, with whom con. What was billed as a concert with some help from concert tract provisions are now being soon developed into n three ring ushers, kept the leaping, scream- arranged, are to be the first in a circus. Backed up by a broken ing horde at bay and enabled the long list of "improved entertain- guitar siring, two faulty ampli- Animals to escape unclawed. ment" for Rose Hill concerts fiers and a bum electric organ, Few who attended the concert The Dave Clark Five, like the the English beauties managed to considered it a success, but it was Animals, arc an English export, play only four or five of the "hits" financially successful for the but they have a reputation as a which the audience had come to nowly-formed Concert Bureau. professional group, something hear, and filled the rest of their The profit of $3400 will possibly which the Animals do not have, at performance with monotonous compensate for the aesthetic loss, least not in the minds of the 500 people who found their version of rhythm and blues numbers. since it makes possible the com- a Broil/. Zoo so distasteful that Tlio show on the stage was ing of the Dave Clark Five to the Rose Hill Campus. The English they walked out before the con- nearly topped l»y the show put on quintet, which promises better cert was over. by the group's high school fan entertainment, is tentatively Of course some found the club members in the audience, scheduled for late June. Animals highly entertaining. ('.iris in jeans, striped polo shirts There was » girl on the steps of and black leather Jackets, and Discussing I he show, Peter the gym in a sheepskin vest, ten boys with bleached, shoulder- Kirby, co-chairman of the Con- hours before the concert began. length hair, sporting buck-skin cert Bureau, pointed out that he She was eating her breakfast, boots and lop lulls I"''11"1 " Cl)l; was disappointed with the type of slocking up for the long wait for l,.ir . concert Into "hat l»<>"™ performance presented by the her horoes, hoping for a front row ( Anlmuls, and that It was not at more like a "Rockers" convention. seat. She, nt least, must have all what he had expected. He did been fulfilled. STIC II A group of over-zealous runs state, however, that "all In all, It rushed the stage at the end ol I he •age 2 THE FORD HAM RAM Frid «"y.Apri|2J ROUND UP Food Service Improved RAM Only Number Two More Changes Coming • Word was received Monday from the Empire State Council of By Dave Ross ment Food Services Committee plaints that if lwi, the American Newspaper Guild informing RAM editors Pete Stace and A hero sandwich counter, week- This committee, composed of are powdered. Michael Willmann that the paper had been awarded second place in ly menus, and a- possible system Paul Tapogna, Mike Fitzpatrick, • Friday m,.. nll 1 be V!,| the Guild-sponsored college newspaper competition. The presentation of meal tickets are among the Bob Harrington, and Hugh Grady, with the possible changes taking place in the cafe- newly elected officers of the class 'India of the* award will be made by Joseph Feldman of the Guild in the near hot pim and ,ish san(|^ teria due to the establishment of '69, announced several innova- future. in the next Innr .V(,cki of a standing Student Govern- tions in cafeteria food policy. Football Wants Help ... completely open i,, ,,x • There will be a meeting of all students interested'in working The changes include the estab- . lion," said Mr. ciall; lishment of a hero sandwich for Fordham Football for the coming season at 4 p.m., Wednesday, In addition to Oie e|,an,,K| Cox Discusses counter on the left side of the April 27 in Room 436 of Belmont. All interested students', particularly 1 nounced by Mr. Oalla»hl f those available during the summer months, are urged to attend. I 'Death Of God cafeteria where the deluxe ham- Food Services Cnmniilto burgers were sold and the pub- sidering the c*slnhirshni<' ... So Do The Boarders (Continued from rage 1) lishing of weekly menus which • The Boarder Council Executive lias announced an opening for meal ticket '..vstem f,,,. ^ of-God movement" sees the prob- will he displayed throughout the As Tapogna oullim-d tlm „ the position of student manager of the Boarder Recreation Room. To lems as a crisis in religious term- dormitories and other places. apply, f;or the job, which pays S1.25 per hour, interested students the SG Congress mootir inology. For them, the word Among additional improve- April 18th, three lype-" should contact an officer of the Executive in the Boarder Council "God" has become meaningless of office, room B-10, in the basement of Robert's Hall. ments are the extension of the tickets would be available! because it means too many breakfast period on weekends to day tickets with 21 mr* „ Cervantes Lecture things. 11:00 a.m. and the introduction day tickets with 14m ?i\"] • Fordham University and the Acadomia Hispana are presenting Dr. Cox continued this entire of special dishes every night which weekend tickets with 8 , oh Monday, April 25. at 8:30 P.M. in the Campus Center Ballroom, the movement as a symptom of past will be either carved or broiled Fourteenth Annual Cervantes Lecture. Admission is free. theological failure: "The death- to order. This year, Fordham will have as its guest Cervantes Lecturer, a of-God movement dramatizes The Food Services Committee WFUV very distinguished Hispanist and ccrvantistii, Professor Juan Batista with a chilling cogency the bank- A-vallo-Arce. He is presently Sophia Smith Professor of Hispanic announced these changes at the (C.'ontlnili'd frinn raSr ]] ruptcy of the categories we have SG' Congress meeting on April Catholic Harvard.' Studies at Smith College, and chairman of the. department of Hispanic been using." The entire problem studies. He is the author of six important books and some sixty 18; the first weekly menus were Although he is plcwd is "how to speak of a God who used the next dtiy and1 handed the current snecfss of tho articles on Cervantes, his works, and on other aspects of Spanish is somehow present in history; Golden Age literature. out to the Freshman Class Coun- tion among older people, F; how to talk about a transcendent cil- for distribution through the chetti would like to sec a Bon Voyage in a culture that is overwhelm- dormitories. stantial increase in the ny «r The College Class of 'G8 is sponsoring a boat ride next Friday ingly immanent." of Fordham sludenis who Paul Tapogna, chairman of the evening. Dubbed' the "Seaside Soiree." the event features the Bonds- The theologian, in suggesting to the station regularly. Food Services Committee and men. Tickets, priced at four dollars per couple, are now on sale in the the outlines of Ws own thinking cording to a survey taken a president of the Class of 'fi9, an- Campus Center. Sophs in all schools are invited and are advised to on this question, emphasized the on-campus boarders, WMCA nounced further that the com- "bring your own" in time for th? eight p.m. departure. importance of the concepts of WABC arc the two station: mittee would meet with Mr. history and future in a new, dominate the students' Philosophy Discussion Frank Gallagher, food services secular theology, "We must leave' listening time. • On April 27th, at three p.m.. in tho Campus Center Music director, every week, to discuss behind the God who is associat- Room, Rev. Patrick Heelan and Dr. Robert Kane, both of the Fordham suggestions for improvements and Franchctti claimed that ed with the 'is' and find 'He Who faculty,.will lead a discussion on "Philosophy, Science, Physics." Issues additions to the menu, majority of the c-nllrno slm concerned with the philosophy of science, and philosophy's attempt to Cometh,'.Whom we encounter in who listen to WFUV re® the promise of the future." Mr. Gallagher himself, in a deal with new scientific knowledge will be considered and a very later interview, listed a few are from Columbia, X.Y.U., "modern" discussion should take place. He stated that the provocation other improvements in Cafeteria John's and .Alanhattan. Court Posts for this entire controversy has service. He was hopeful that the\ been the fact that "the perform- Day which is beini; held • Students intending to apply for positions on the Fordham • The 30-cent hamburger has ance of the church has not vali- would help to increase the College Student Court are required to have their applications sub- been eliminated and replaced by dated its proclamation." The bi-'j1 of WFl'V fans nil the mitted no later than .Monday. April 23, at five p.m. a quarter-pound 40-cent ham- church must reclaim its prophetic ham camp;is. • ii' the MI burger. role, and place itself in the av- would try Wl'X'V, be wont 0 ante-sarde of a future-oriented • The vegetables will be bel- say, they woulil ter and more thoroughly cooked. society. thing suitable in -1 :l • The cafeteria will purchase tastes. "We should not weep at the Teflon pans in which to cook death of God; a God who can die eggs, thereby eliminating the deserves no tears." need for grease, and the com- Calendar

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"Tliii Wayward Saint" leather Collins, 8:30 p.m. -w Conservative Cliili Sem CC Urns, 229-1KIA ') SI'XDAV aftershave... Horizons Koilal CC Ballroom, H:.'•» Corvaiitrs 1,WIIIT CC Ballraoin S p.m. the All Purpose Tl'KSKAV Siiarra Li-ilinr Men's Lotion CC Oallroom Spin. n»riziins: "Virdiaiia" Collins, 7 to in I'.M:. Never tried SngliBh ttathtr Lonses Proscript" Fill" Duplicated Fordham 253? t Bronx, N.Y. OK Fordh.i'T- R°^ | block wost ol W»W TUES., WE!),, fKI,' iA 1 firm AVf. * 571 ST. • NEW YORK 9,30 « m. - 4 i'" San frcineisco • Bev rly Hill, . HouOon MOM « "ll)i!S' 9:30 a.m. • « '° I"1'' CYprcss 0-0100^ 122,1966 THE FORDHAM RAM Page 3 ;D, Narcotics Topics Central: 'No Gate Now;' [LaennecSymposiym I

n (i1(? wake of recent accounts of experiments with iiu- Laennec Conference will hold a symposium on Bridge Solution Sought nirovcrsial drug and the entire narcotics problem on auest°rh'!!tgth0 "l6-fal f^\s/ the New York Central systetn has denied Fordham's re- a| 8:00 p.m. in the Campus Center Ballroom. now situated Oad build a Permanent gate where the famous "hole in the fence" is Ucst speakers will include Dr. Robert Baird, director tra S decki n HAVEN clinic in Harlem; Dr. Leon Brill, project O'RJJJ? £f" F l ° < formalized in a letter to campus security director Vincent nf the Washington tho VricVi not.5°Rped the University's attempts to insure the safety of students using Rehabilitation Center, hibit the use or sale of narcotics. the trestle over the Central-New Haven tracks. William Frosch of the In particular, he is working to Presently the Administration is . make the possession of narcotics j Medical School's depart- considering three courses of ac- a felony rather than the misde- tion. Official sources reported ' jof psychiatry. meanor it now is. Conference, ac- that the University may again request that the railroad remove ' » id its president, Philip Dr. Baird opposes the spread of drugs such as Dr. Brill's cyclaz- the trestle. uiil employ the same for- Fordham's second alternative * did for the well-attended ocine which would eliminate some of the ill effects of narcotics. It is to weld bars across the entire fcsium mi birth control. Each length of the fence bordering the * • will deliver a twenty to seems likely that this point will be treated by the two doctors campus and the Central station. • j minute speech and a ques- In this case, however, it. is neces- during the course of the evening. •nd answer period will fol- sary to secure the railroad's per- i The third speaker, Dr. Frosch, mission. IBrill has done research con- cooperated in some of the original The third avenue open to Ford- ,, Ion the development of cy- research on LSD and will prob- ham is to file suit against the chemical which in-' ably concentrate his remarks to New York Central, claiming that i, | the so-called 'high' effect this particular drug. tho bridge is, as one Administra- ' cotics. He is expected to dis- LSD, short for lysergic acid die. tion official said, "an attractive j * 6is work and the sociological thylamide, has been described as nuisance." i which cause drug taking. an hallucinogenic, 'mind-expand- The text of the Central's letter, ' NO EXIT: A student squeezes through tho N.Y. Central fence. I Baird, who will speak on ing' drug. LSD has been very announced on Monday afternoon, of narcotics in gen- much in the news because of its temporarily dimmed hopes of pro- |is presently attempting to sudden appearance and its cur- viding safe, direct access to Web- You mean, {parental support for the rent development into a campus ster Avenue. But the Administra- Ithening of laws which pro- fad. tion, in the wake of injuries and a death, intends to continue seek- because I'm a student ing an improvement of the exist- ing situation. or teacher I get In the last two years, several MC Frosh Vote Today; Fordham students have been hit special rates at all by trains travelling on the east 13 Parties Seek Offices track. In October, Pharmacy freshman Felix Genovese was Hilton Hotels in the U.S.? r.titis; in the three party The TMC sophomore class killed after being struck by a T Hie executive positions elections, originally scheduled for speeding Central train. 'DH' freshman class coun- this week, have been postponed These accidents took place because of an extension in the when the "hole in the fence" was ! '">nriude today. petition period, which ended on located behind the trestle stair- P ••",•' f/io.-i party has Wednesday. Balloting now is to way. Following tho Genovese Hilton Hotels Corporation, • 1'iii'in as its presidential take place on next Thursday and tragedy, this entrance was re- National Sales Office, Palmer House, •:ie. Maryann Murphy for Friday in the Campus Center. paired, but students subsequently 11 :V:t!, Joanna Brorla for Both classes also will be asked erected another opening, this time Chicago 90, 111. . >'•:• ''<'•'. Cathy LyiiR as its to vote on a referendum which on the safer south side of the Please send the Facility-Student i". Measurer. would reduce the number of stairway. ':••'•;'.'••• e.l bonk exchange, judges on the TMC court from Since then the University, Rate Brochure that tells all. -i iip;i- hoarder siippie- five to three. urged on by a Student Govern- I am a Faculty Member • Student Q 1 !•! • siudont Directory, In the Boarder Council elec- ment resolution asking for an im- "-e .< -operation with the tions held before the Easter re- mediate decision, has appealed to •i) nicxleratoi' are includ- cess, independent candidate John the New York Central to con- 1 struct a permanent swinging gate. iii' .!' i'lalfiirm. Durkay gained the treasurer's HHMF APPRFSS In spite of recent events, stu- STREET /•'.'. iv Island Garden Arena [e Europe for West Hempstead, LI. i than $100 summer in Europe lor 8:00 P.M. "I Still) (hichidim: Iratis- MAY 6, 1966 {]*»»• Kir the first time in Available at: Island Garden Box Office '"•>' you can buv dirert- TICKETS: $2.50, $3.50, $4.50 1 P " >lu- TUUr WhoU'saler suv- 1 "miitless dollars. Job of- Main Floor Campus Center doily, 12 noon to I P.M. or by mail: ^'•'V also b,; obtained with attached. For a "do- COLLEGIATE ASSOCIATES |"S('lr" pamphlet with jobs. Box 252 I1'1'1 iiiurs mid applications V\ "'"i' material, hnndllng, Flushing, N.Y. I1,1 t(> Bcpt. V., Interim- ''''""•I Eat., 08 Iterren- Add 25c for postage & handling „ v •' i-" z, Uechtenatoln ''••'HIIIIID, THE FORPHAM RAM Page 4 Fashions, Cards Tonite RAM News Perspective For FB Club, Missions Thomas More Polls /fsell . Fordham's second annual Fashion Show and Card Uy Cheryl Palmer Party will be held tonight, beginning at 8:00, in the Campus Sparse returns of the Thomas More(College Survey I conditioned the mood of «• Center Ballroom and Cafeteria. Proceeds from both events dissatisfaction which later settled upon TMC leaders like an aggravating ache V will benefit the Football Club and Jesuit foreign missions. count revealed that 175 copies of the survey were returned to the SG office' whirf, The forty-five minute Fashion Show will be presented resents a 70% lack of TMC participation. ' art the Campus Center Ballroom. Girls from Thomas More The questionnaire was distributed to all those girls in attendance at a general m» i College will model gowns sup- of TMC on March 20. At this time, Carol Messmann, former SG president, spoke of Final arrangements are still aims and ideals of the college. ... - - ,, plied by several.dress manufac- commiHpcommitteen . "ThT1 e section _ turers, and members of the Foot- being made for dividing the pro- Integral to these goals is ceeds. Last year, the profits were measure of communication among sentnttvos arc mosi imports ball Club will model men's clothes. SG because they arc elo*c-| Fifty-five gifts will be raffled split evenly between the Jesuit TiWC students, essentially the missions and the Football Club. keynote'of the assembly. the students .... thereto "J off to those attending the Card munication in SG depends ojj Party. The drawing for a tele- Since no mission concert was held In many instances the poll this year, the missions may re- registered the sentiments felt by section reps." As a result , vision set, the grand prize of the and Miss Gerardi l chancebook returns, will also ceive a greater share. all of Fordham University: 122 are wl that both the election of anil take place at that time. Several problems arose in stag- girls favored a change in the present cut system, 93 of these office of ing this year's affair. Mont- representation Tickets for both events, as well leaning toward unlimited cuts; should 1•)c more greatly strc as chancebooks, have been sent gomery-Ward, who supplied the only 10 wished to retain the pres- to students' homes. Anyone else clothes for last year's Fashion ent cut system. A final and generally dish Ing revelation was the total b wishing to attend can pay at the Show, cancelled out and other The proposal that Hie Ram- . door. manufacturers had to be found of information exhibited byTi skoller be opened to students in concerning the election of ju(i as replacements. A lack of gift the evenings as a beer-dispensing This year, both affairs are donations forced the committee "Most girls had no idea tlutl club received the moderate ap- had judges and knew nothinjl being run by the Fordham and to buy some of the raffle prizes proval of 108 girls, while 23 of Thomas Moore College freshmen. themselves. As a result, the direc- all about their election procesl the survey participants expressed Although Miss Messmann t tors will be satisfied in matching 1 Joseph Sclafani andColeen their immediate distaste of the these dismal reflections Brady are the co-directors. last year's $2,000 profit. • idea. Of the' assenting 108 stu- present judgesbips, she and J: dents, the majority suggested Gerardi anlicipate a judicialn that tlic proposed beer-club be valion. The formation opened from six to twelve p.m. Ol'T; Carol Messmann Student - Faculty-Administratl Disappointment results of the poll wore "disap- Committee necessitates a gn Poll questions concerning the'- pointing but understandable." realization by everyone familiarity of TMC students with The fact that TMC is only in her judges and their election arel their government were particu- second year, both academically rapidly developing impoi'tanttf larly revealing tb the current and and politically, justifies to a cer- TMC. former officers of TMC. The dis- tain extent the insufficiencies il- covery Mat 81 girls are not "fully luminated by the poll. The form- The Future acquainted-with the way Student er TMC president is certain that Gbverrfment is run in Thomas Althougli (lie survey (Id many failings may lie traced back many suspected failings More" paralleled the fact that 85 to Freshman Orientation. At don't "think: that , , . repre- organization of T1IC, its nil that time, there was no SG; the arises from this very point. Sa sentatives furnish enough in- incoming students did not re- formation about the activities of vcy in hand, the former SG | ceive enough information con- ficers have evaluated their li Student Government." Communi- cerning their government; and cation was cited by both TMC ad- months in administration -'i as a result, many politically-in- would like to have done msi ministrations as the basically clined Kills did not know where lacking element. but the time was so short if to turn. we could only start I hi Miss Mossmann feels that these Kill by Gerardi, TMC SG presi- than work on limn and sec llj dent, agrees with iNIiss Mess- through to their coin|>letiun.I mann that freshman orientation feels that we've laid the IOE| may be the bane or pillar of tion and it's up to the r, TMCs administratinna! existence. to build on it." To this effect, she is anticipating personal contact with incomini: And equipped with the Freshman during tin* 1905 that the poll had to cite' orientation. new SG' intends to make of Coiiiinunii-ation present founriatioi, a Miss Mossmann emphasizes that tion of- strength llmw-li ai!)| communication in TMC must be internal.as well as external, this crease of comimiiii''ati'jn, .in- i being the main concern of the formation of an SI! that is newly-formed public relations able and known."

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# Editorials f EW. Harper, Jr. Fordha •# Perspective on the Arts # RAM News Analysis # RAM Roundtable USG: By Juntin Arcochi students would have three delegates; TMC with Any objections raised in the field ot finances I'As soon as we have a USG." In the past a proposed enrollment of over 600 would have can be easily explained by the faot that a USG these words have been heard again and three delegates; and 'the Pharmacy School with •can request and obtain a tremendously increased [in in tlie offices of X>r. Meade, the deans of the lapproximatoly 250 students would send one dele- budget from the University Administration, in )ls on campus, and especially in the Student igttte. comparison to the sum of bugets now received by Icrnment offices of the College, Business These delegates would 'be appointed by the •the individual SG's. Operationally the USG could ml, and Thomas More, and Pharmacy. individual .school's SG, 'the only stipulations being .deal with the Administration with a far greater |ii recent years, Student Government at Kord- •that the .president of each college's SG must be influence than any SG now has, since a USG one of that school's delegates, and that all dele- would be able to express the opinion of the en- 1 has become an increasinaly more vital part tire' student body, as is presently the case.. Also, Ilie University and of student life. It is through gates must come .from among the elected oficials of each school. For example, the College delegates it is -far easier and faster for the University to Ident Government that football has returned to •to -the USG might be the four officers of the Col- deal with one body than to try to communicate klliam, that course evaluation has become a lege SG, the president and vice-president of junior with four different SG's. jity, that Fordham hosted an extremely suc- .and sophomore years, and the president of fresh- Probably the strongest opposition to any SG Eful Anniversary Program and student sympo- man year. jn, ami that concerts have become a great part xomes not only from people who are afraid to tho social life of the University. The Business School and TMC might send their change the established systems, but also from [However, it is clear that as the scope of SG SG presidents and the presidents of junior and .those who are afraid to lose what they presently its activities becomes larger, it also becomes sophomore years as delegates. As the enrollments have. However, the proposal for a Eose Hill : and more difficult to work within a struc- of the schools grow, their representation would IUSG will not change anything that now exists, .also become greater within the proportion of one •but will add something that is vital to any uni- ; of four separate SG's, all of which not only .delegate per 300 students structure. Ire the same campus and facilities, but for versity which, as Fordham, is becoming recog- (most part, the same interests and activities. Jurisdiction nized more and more not only as the number At present, although the membership lists The proposed USG would have jurisdiction one Catholic university, but also as one of tile Icluhs ami committees contain the names of over any and all activities, clubs, or committees •most dynamic spokesman' for American education. Jlents from more than one school on campus, which involve students from more than one school It would be a disgrace to the students of Fordham •rly all clubs and activities come under the on campus. All decisions on policy of a campus- if ithey were not able to keep up with the tre- |sdiction of the College SG, and receive bud- wide nature, such as mixer policy, would also be mendous .pace at which the University has begun to advance. : from both the College and Thomas More. formulated and brought to a vote in the USG. Budgets too would come from, the USG for all The students do not have to fear losing any- , The Old Plan iorgfinizations under its jurisdiction. ithing, since a USG could only give a stronger Jin order to expand the influence of PC and to voice in the academic community. This is especial- ft the three smaller schools on campus an . •; . Abjections *5nd Answers • 1y true, for the students of the three smaller •itable voicr in the governing of campus affairs, • / In discussing .the .problem with any number ^ . schools on campus, since they now have an almost I past administrations of Rose Hill's SG's had of students, it is easy to see that most objections •Waudible voice in the University. The scope of posed a plan for a University (campus-wide) to the plan come simply because the person ob- •the activities of the College SG ;haS grown far Jilent Government. This plan called for an ex- jecting, does not understand exactly what is pro- 'beyond its, structure in the past :few years and •tive and congress to be elected on a one man- posed. Any .question of Joss of identity can be at present in acting as USG simply because •le basis, with the officers of each year beirjg answered by pointing out that each school retains jt has been established lor a far greater length I in the same manner. The proposal brought its pwn SG exactly as it npw exists. These indivi- .of-time than any other governing body on campus. Bin numi'i'o'.is cries about the loss of identity dual SG's will handle all matters which pertain The executive and aongress of the College SG now it'll Hi,, individual school would suffer, since directly to their schools. Thus the individual handle nearly all activities on campus and are I plan had no provisions for retaining the in- Schools and their SG's retain their identity while often iforced to neglect functions which strictly "'"al functions and chnracteries of the four sharing in the governmental functioning af the iPertuin to their own schools because of sheer s schuols. University as .a whole. Jack of time. 'erestiiiKly enough, this ar- This is, of course, unfair to !!, IIIIIUKII valid, was ex- both the students of the Col- l.v th'' opposite of the argu- lege and to the students of the auaiiiM the now defunct ' PROPOSED HSOKE 1966 -1967 . other three schools who parti- jvi'sity Student Council. I cipate in activities which are un- •' -der the jurisdiction of the Col- Hie USC definitely relain- ELacifc ; }; j I ih.'' iil"iitiiy of schools, it i-r,R lege -SQ. Under the proposed vuit' nny just or Campus-wide ! VpSG. the officers would have .not .only the time, but also the nii'iiiii niiii'i body for the 'I'iK. since, fur example, the •just authority to govern the ""'ley School with approsi- campus activities, while the indi- •'•'>' "ii.'-ii'iuh of tln> student vidual school's SG's would have !)' •>'• ibi' ("ii.'lcj;,. iiad an equal the framework in which to !han- '•'•'•'I'll !hc l.ni;,.,- school. Thus •rtle their own functions. ''(i'i' lucril will) a well re- To an extent, we already have lll/(il nci'il for .mime sort of 8 Oollege Delegates .evidence that a USG will work ;1M/'"i"ii of the Hose Hill 2300 Students effectively. Already established - iil.u \xn (liu'erent proposals by, and under the control of the ll!l I":0 Students .cert Bureau has, besides College iliojr now have a pro- • -• members, a ticket chairman " a L'nivei-Kily Student • •> from TMC and a financial chair- r'limient which offers just . ' ', 3 IMC Delegates ,man from the Business School. •"•'•''•"Union, yet maintains the 65>O Students Jt has b«en agreed upon for Ul'i'y »f the si>)>arate colleges. 1 Jrharmacy Delegate some time now that a USG is pioposnl for a USG not only necessary, but inevit- >wi 2J?0 Students r > i» the ili,'if;ram) includes able, .and the deans of the dif- I™]' w fivc-mnn executive . •, • ferent schools have called the P'l-'il by the entire campus on .present proposal "an excellent t! |*-»imi.o.ie-voU, imsis, nml u Iilan" nnd "by »' the most nc- W 11 undress composed of dele- oeptnble plnn" for a USG. It has _ ' '""ii all four schools, al- also ibi'en .approved by nil the t'n, „"" a l""l'ortional basis, newly elected SG officers as well Ii J!\ '""' ll-''('Wit|. for evory as the old regimes. Dr. Meade, » -"I'letus in- ,,a,.t UioVi'yf, ac- Individual SG's remain exactly as they are- too, has promised his "whole- "i: In tli,, school's full ro«ta- • . hearted cooperation" with our | !u"\ '" oilier woitls, in the efforts, i'"1""1 Jem' 19i;fi-c,7, the Col- HI1 win. I'lii'oHlnittti'ly 2300 THE FORDHAM RAM Friday, April 22 Page 8 Student Dissent Are We Ready?

By Charles W. Lockyrr

Established by the Students of Fordham College in 1918 There is little doubt, I think, that today's collet^ ^,J more sophisticated than his predecessor of t«vmy ami even ten, years ago. He is the product of ndvano-i con honors programs in high school which arc designed io intm Insufficient Change to a great deal oj college work before he is even accepted bj tablish a system of unlimited cuts. If the college. His reading has usually been much wider even if ii ilc1s| Changes have been made in the cut somewhat superficial. Likewise, today's college freshman plc -system, but the RAM feels they are not Administration balks at this proposal, it has a greater appreciation of the importance ot college \ j should at least be possible to institute un- enough. Under the newly proposed plan, a youthful naivete also induces a greater sense of purpose inj student cannot receive an absence failure limited cuts for a trial period, perhaps of freshman than we find in the sceptical senior who is !»lad that i one semester. At the end of this period, the in a course unless he has more than nine ation is only one round of final exams away. Obviously ^\\ uj cuts. But it is up to the teacher to decide Administration could study the relation be- very healthy sign and is indeed preferable to the "I-iusl-w whether or not he will take attendance tween grades and cuts to determine how degree" attitude. In short—today's college student is more mi and report excessive absences. well students have meet this new respon- than the college student of one generation ago. The rise in the number of allowed cuts sibility. The upshot of this is that a greater i from six to nine is insignificant, for the old This new system would be a most ef- sibility is placed on the teacher to give a r attitude still remains that the student should fective way of evaluating teachers. Those ingful course and not a compilatiton of i be required to attend class under penalty of members of the faculty who cannot prepare This certainly floes not mean that the failure. Leaving the decision up to the their classes properly would soon face an must give all the 'answers' to critical prc teacher accomplishes nothing, for the very empty classroom. On the other hand, we teachers who cannot keep the students in in the subject. Nor is it even desirable i)ld- would hope that students would respond do so. But he must show his students )io»l the classroom voluntarily will continue to to gifted teachers by regular attendence. keep records of and report cuts. Professors where to search for their own answers, f who are competent enough to maintain in- Since this is now generally the case, it distinctive function of the teacher then bocj terest do not need to take attendance, so seems that the question of student respon- to bring his wider experience to heat «,i for their classes there will be no change. sibility poses no obstacle to a system of un- should ideally always remain a discussion, I The only answer, then, would be to es- limited cuts. entire theory assumes, of course, that thc| dent also shoulders the burden of discussioi likewise prepares himself to engage in Success And Failure while discourse. The crowd came, but part of it left be- enough cash to start any concert program Question of Cuts fore the concert was over. The performers moving. came, but maybe it would have been better The Animals did nothing to prove that But it is when a course for some reason or other fail if they had stayed in England. And, sur- they deserved any recommendation as a fulfill this ideal that the question of cuts becomes a problem! prisingly enough, the organizers of the men- singing group. They were, to say the least, question comes down to this: Is today's college student, becauJ agerie called the "Animals' Concert" termed unprofessional, with their broken organ, his increased maturity, responsible enough to permit a policy al the exhibition a success. guitar string, and amplifier, not to mention ing unlimited cuts in any course or should he be forced to atl| And a success it was. The Fordham the repetition of unpopular songs. whether or not he feels that he is benefiting from the classes'! Concert Bureau earned money, while the Unfortunate as it was to sacrifice enter- What arguments are usually proposed in defense of the I Fordham students attending the concert tainment value for green government notes, dents' right to unlimited cuts? (The opposite view is rarely pro[| were shortchanged on what was loosely the Animals debacle marks the necessary if ever). The one that comes first, to most peoples' minis \ dubbed "entertainment." first step to success for the Concert Bureau. appeared as a RAM editorial. This argument claims that it isl The Concert Bureau, however, is not to Hopefully, their financial stability will fair for a student who has done well enough on the tests amlas| be blamed. Their purpose in holding this guarantee that they provide the superior ments to earn a B to receive a D or an F just because he concert was to make money, and $3500 is entertainment which this campus needs. cut. Surely this argument is fallacious. The criterion which it sell is the mark. There is no mention whatsoever of the possibility) IN] OUR LAST EPISODE MR. though a student may receive the same grade if he attends regularly, by his attendance he may learn more. The critci; •'SCHMUCKLEY, DISGUISED AS education is not even considered by this argument. The si«iu'js| RATMANjWAS DEFEATED of this argument belies a shirking of the student's resiiimsiliilil IN h VALI ft NT ATTEMPT TO educate himself. The objection that if the student does nui raj educate himself, that is his business, I cannot even consider serf RIO NEWVORK OF ITS ly. If that is the case, the time and space which he takes npin| EVIL POLITICIANS. BUT university could be put to use by someone who is muve iww By its very nature, a university demands this commitment I11'1 UNHAND HI RATMAN,ALWWS ALERT: ing. Without it, a student is not really a student and should lean VOU FIEUDISH university. MUNICIPAL MINIONS Other Arguments IN THE CANTA'FFORDTO RKTHOLL But what other arguments are given to defend the stud WASTE OURTIME right to cut class, if not unlimitcdly, at least more than t«* number of credit hours? Immature arguments, I think! S)lllf PWPETTYTHIEVES dents claim that it is inevitable that you miss four or *'vl"cli in a course per semester because you have a paper I" IIIllsl1 other assignment to complete. Does not this last minute i'"1 of assignments as a regular practice indicate thai the MU|1'" either too immature or too irresponsible- to orgauV/i- his W properly? I think that more often the latter is tin' 8I,I.,^ ,,,,,1 .i,,,,,,,, r. (iiruxlu ie M'-l""" ™!'.CJ^ 1..?M'.I."J"'. ""••"• o-ii,!,,i;,,,, ,","jt1 i'aiiiu1?. rtk-h",'a .S..IM-.iy. NEWS SECKETA1W Jim lt>UUHl KOBIT llcrmiin. Killlar •"111' HnriMT. i-'milun- i:,llli>r; Murv Ann Iliaimn, »rl« Clirlstophpr NIIKIPIV. Chi'M'ililii'r Itinnun,,, Homy Kl.ii.lon, Turn Al' si-oicm, \\ „, n,.rn „,„, ,,„„„,, i,,,,,,,,,,,, Kiiih.r.. , „ .,v'\M'l;nt »"»»«, TlmmnH Dlmlinl, .liwpli llu)ik\i». Jumps Hi*f' Myellwlrez, .Tark I'm,.]. <:,*„». Tlimnii« Wllllnm L'rguluiH, J. H"lK1 WE A COITl Olifrjl l-nlnirr, Killlur TAKE OVIKTHE. *?.'.'!?. ."""Iwl'-lt. 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t<"^,'-- .*:,v THE FORDHAM Page 9 The Church In Human Society P M-haps there is no longer a r.eeii for parish lurches and Sunday Mass." "Christ made worship is truer to the teaching of Christ and our Hebraic mnletcly functional, a means to an end .. . WWor- foundation, man can respond to God's love only by elf is a secular need." "The last an entire way of living, in which ehureh-going, itselff i thing ristian education can afforff d to be is religioulii s .. . DuBay Seeks religious practices and specific beliefs are of rela- E ,e only ones who can give religious education to tively little importance. The Hebrews, DuBay ar- jkjren are parents." "We must have popular elec- gues, worshiped God not through images or ges- tures, but by a reciprocal covenant, responded to of prdates and popular selection of pastors .. . His favor, by an entire way of life. And Christ him- jU submission of the Church to secular law ... a Church Reform self condemned organized worship apart from the R siitution of the Roman Church . . . i his ""'iiioriihlp performance is given by Joitnniv prophetic genius. With what appears to be a nm- 1 1 1 T I' ' ' •!« Kay. Jessica Walter is excellent us the ;:loinenition of haphaznrd blotches, Turner < I'icct- JI'J'. ili'lcstalilo Ubby, nnd Joan HafUett's l«»" ively casts a placid blue foreground crowned with "' l>ottie, the prim Boston maiden who I* intense, consuming flames. What could have btm '"•'*• seduced by „ drunken nrtlst, Is nlso vO' dull and inanimate becomes vital nnd meaningful. I"". It' is unfortunnto that the script calls (<»' 1 "Turner: Imagination nnd Roality" Is one ex- S Ink,.."'J. s beiuj, nwny in Europe ilurlnj! most of tli« y 1 1 lll( hibit which should not be missed. fc," '. " ' Cnndnco Bergen is quite K«"'l •" ' Till'! (.1(01 T: 'I'wn of Its —Dorothy "' 11"' beautiful lesbian, III'I'H frolic hi Illi' Rniss. Page 10 THE FORDHAM RAM __E"dqy. April 22, | Letters To The Editor and non-violence — rather deli- roborating his ai.,m in a Communist country, we cate areas for argument, not al- Red China would be unable to do so? Op- The Draft Harper merely makes a |,| I ways best understood in print. To the Editors of The KAM: ponents of the Administration are To the iEUltors of The RAM: statement that "...stim The 'Mietnam War, as well as therefore "pseudo-intellectuals I urge only that those students testimony" reveals shocking, r (hopefully, many) who are in the Kosean conflict, is essential- for involving themselves in such The editorial in a recent issue of police brutality Wlm'-1 conscience opposed to the draft, i. ly a subset of the much larger a .paradox." First he assures us on "Education and the Draft" basis for deciding tha, ,'|,,,'J especially of college men, to the I clash,between America, the west- of our freedom, and then he contained some constructive pro- cusa lions are grounded in J ern world, and China, the east- would not have us exercise it. posals with regard to re-evaluat- unfair tactics of the inordinately ern world. Any attempt to deal Perhaps this is the Maloney ing current draft policy toward powerful Gen. Hershcy, and to Equally untenable i< ],j - .,. • with.'it'in a narrower framework paradox. students. Perhaps some observa- these needless exams, should re- tion that former Police C\J is doomed to inadequacy and fail- tions could be made, however, fuse to participate in this latest sioncr Brodevic.k opposes His attempt at discrediting the civilian review board l,, ure. We have on the one hand dissenters is unfortunately not concerning your accompanying policy of the militarist establish- eai|( southeast Asia, under the dom- articles on the forthcoming Sel- ment. If this be treason ... I places the morale of the ,,, very original. Who.are these dis- force at a higher premium \ inance of China. These are usual- senters? "The bearded buffoons" elctive Service deferment exams. expect to join the .picket lines ly called "emerging" or "have- With all deference to the opinion outside the headquarters of the a method to insure the civil rj, . . . and again "its be-whiskered of New Yorkers. Could not' not" nations; they are charactcr- sons." I was quite unaware that, of Mrs. Kinkade, I suggest that S.S. (interesting initials) in May. • ized'by a serious population prob- those in the University commun- All those agreeing with us are •Broderick's position be llascij for example, the writers of the a sincere conviction that tl lem (800 million people and a editorial page of the New York ity who protest the involuntary invited. Thank you. lc high birth rate in China), extreme and needless conscription of vital lice department can be mure Times were in need of a shave. Sincerely, fectively directed by a man poverty, a history of political, so- It may be incomprehensible to student manpower should dem- cial, and economic dependence, onstrate this disagreement by Leo Manglaviti, '67 tvinsically associated with Mr. Maloney that opposition can rather than-by a board consij ; and a national or communist form be voiced by others than so- boycotting the exams this spring. ; of government. On the other As you pointed out, the tests arc of sorr.-j or all outsiders? called "beatnik types" and that fective supervision of the ; hand, .the .U.S. is the wealthiest to rationalize the widespread dis- not mandatary. Certainly, those Review Board who unfortunately may find mqnt will impede proper enfoJ and most powerful nation; it has satisfaction with the Administra- To Hie Editors of Ihe BAM: ; a htetory of political independ- themselves in that segment of ment of the law; without tion's handling of the Viet Nam New York City will be l 1 ' enoe, and a new-found place as •their class arbitrarily designated An issue as important and as eis affair as bohemianism is sadly than it is at present. The rij » world leader. for induction should use every controversial as the proposed self-deluding. of citizens will not be safpguu means to raise their status. For civilian review board merits ; It is an extremely sad but a Basic questions concerning the ed and the very persons at) them the test may help regain thoughtful consideration, yet in ; very true fact that American true nature of the Viet Nam whom Mr. Harper is o j '. foreign spolicy in Asia has not deferment. But,for those .in safer his March IS column advocating s conflict and the exact role of the class standing the exam is use- will suffer. i changed in 70 years. The open- U.S. government are in need of this innovation, E. W. Harper, door policy was little more than less, at most an insult to honest Jr., offers arguments which are answering. The only hope for a He concludes by asserting j : a defense of European imperial- academic achievement, an in- both unsound and unconvincing. solution lies in the application fringement on the province of a in view of his arguments i ; ism; the present policy is an at- of clear thinking and not the private university, and a degrad- He contends that because police : tempt to beat China into an eco- blind flag-waving jingoistic ap- difficult to see how "reasons! 'ing compliance with a punitive, officers consider certain minority men can oppose such a b« • nomic, social, political, and mili- proach -of Maloney. discriminatory law. i tary corner, and thereby weaken groups to be lawless by nature, It is even more difficult to Sherwin Wilk, in their enforcement of the law i her effectiveness as a national Graduate School lieve that "reasonable" men t; enemy. Here I should not presume to they do not hesitate to violate the rights of those groups. This accept Mr., Harper's at'^um? ? Tthene are 800 million Chinese use the columns of The RAM for is an extremely severe accusa- ; people. Many are starving — we Pro-War --•' Sincm-ely, .my .personal views on Mr. John- tion, but rather than offer ex- j offer.no food; many are home- To the Editors of The RAM: Patricia A. CallaJ amples or cite statistics cor- • less — we offer no shelter; many Regarding your editorial, "The son's war, military conscription, TMC, 'G8 : are sick and dying — we offer Campus and The War," in the no medicine; most are afflicted — February 25, 1966 issue of The ;~ we offer no comfort, instead, we RAM . . . ••"" offer .the -threat of annihilation! It is a sad state that the edi- Yes, on top of all their.other suf- tor.ials of our newspaper are not fering, we, in our benign Christian ,by-lined. When such phrases as fashion, offer the salvation of "we are opposed," "we object,' annihilation! These people are etc. are used concerning the con- not poor because God wants them flict in Vietnam, I feel that the ; to be poor; they are not poor be- opinions of the paper should be • cause of .the moral and political representative of the majority of ; ineptitude of their government students at 'Fordham. i do not I (and I do not deny its inepti- feel that this editorial reflected ; tude,) they are poor because of those opinions. their lack of economic and educa- Gentlemen, you find it "impos- • tiona.1 resources; because of their sible to give a comprehensive out- history line of American policy in Viet- The American bureaucracy, the nam." This statement only shows Russian bureaucracy, and the your obvious ignorance of Ameri- ; Chinese bureaucracy will pass can foreign policy during the past • away; but 800 million Chinese two hundred years. The United peqple will not pass .away. Fear •States is not fighting this squalid •:• and hatred must pass away or (jungle war against an isolated ; man will pass away. band of rebels .The war is against Sincerely, the forces of Communism, de- • Michael R. Hechmen, '66 terminod to extend their sphere John R. Ryan, '66 of influence throughout South- iDennis Keegan, '68 east Asia, and eventually, ; Bruce DelSanto, '6.7 throughout the entire world. We are going to fight the Commun- ists, whether it be in the streets Anti-War of Saigon or the streets of the ;-. To the Editors of The BAM: Bronx. ; The letter by James F. Mnl- The "loyal critics" o[ United % oney, .Class of '67, in support of States polioy of whom you speak \ the Administration's policies in would wish for a second Munich " Viet Nam is a classic example Conference with Oriental over- • of the muddled emotionalism of- tones. The "eventual neutraliza- fered by many citizens in place tion" you so fervently hope for of reason. It is particularly un- is about as valid as the "paper fortunate that it was presented tigers" of the aggressors in Indo- by a College student. china. There can be no neutrals "We have ret ourselves up as between two ideologies as dia- the ideal society," states Mr. metrically opposed as those of Malqney. This statement alone Communism and Democracy. is sufficient to prove my point. Perhaps you are advocates of Let us 'hope that his exhortation Father Rogers' misguided thrusts, is shared by those citizens of our but I should hope not. Perhaps "ideal society" who are still fight- this.edltorial was only engendered ing (for the right to vote. to evoke reader response. I sin- ' The obvious confusion of his cerely hope that this is true. But rational faculties can be soon in in any case, if this nonsense Is the his following argument. We en- best that the editors of our joy the privilege of froodam of "Renascont HAM" can do, ] can speech, The Communists do not. only hope that you are kidding, Mow (then can we .question ,tbe because you oouldn't he serious. Administration's Viot Nam polioy, Slncornly, 6I knowing full woll that if wo lived Robert A. MeTamiincy, Jr. ^Mfewtth .? i * ^ body. Th Uw*> [day, April 22. 196* J.HE FORDHAM RAM hnjversary Dinner Page 11 nsignis Medal To Kenny l!liv Jim LeiineLeiiney closely associated with Fordham ,„• r • M A Rose Hill Queen will be world-famous Jackson & . Board of Lay Trustees of m crowned on May 6th to officially Wi f Lav Trustees of Thee medadll is presented by• professions.'Passions"' Brother KKenny was rose gardens in full bloom. rdham University sponsored Fordham University "to Catholic represent Fordham at the New cited for his success as business As a cooperative program by c I23lh Anniversary Dinner on leaders for extraordinary distinc- York State Rose Festival in New- manager, particularly in the Lin- ark, New York, June 18-26th. this newspaper, the Public In- 12, for the "alumni and tion in the service of God through coln Center project. lends" of the University. The formation Office and Physical excellent performance in their In presenting the award, Rev. She is pretty Sue Hines of the Plant, 125 roses are to be planted (00-a-pl.ile affair was held at Leo McLaughlin, University pres- School of Business Administra- at Fordham this spring to com- ; Waldorf Astoria Hotel. ident, said that Brother Kenny, memorate the University's an- [Highlighting the evening were tion, who has reigned during the due to his fund-raising talents, academic year as Miss Fordham niversary year. They will be- awarding of the Insignis "is the one man who has made at student events. As the Uni- situated in the sunny promenade al to Bro. James M. Kenny, Fordham of Lincoln Center pos- and pagoda area in back of the 'cisity business manager, and sible." versity's pride she will be one of two guests of honor at the open- Administration Building, facing address by the Honorable In the United Nations, Chan- the quadrangle. wlerick II. Boland, Chancellor cellor Boland moderated the Gen- ing ceremonies, June 18-19th. The The flowers are of two species, • Dublin and former president eral Assembly through the fam- other is Miss New York Summer ous visits of Premieres Khrus- Festival. The upstate event at- a white John F. Kennedy rose, • ihc United Nations General and a crimson Americana rose, icmbly. cliev and Castro in 1960, and he tracts some 200,000 visitors an- did much to enhance the stature appropriate to the theme 'The |The presentation of the Insig- nually to the 15,000-population University in the American Ex- s Medal, first awarded in 1955, of small nations in the world or- community, where vacationers ganiza

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GRADUATE l' leading to • MASTER OF SflENCEl The Bell System has many small, automatic out to ruin some bail bearings telephone offices around the by smearing them with an i« PHARMACY country.The equipment in them icky guck called molybdenum could operate unattended for ADMINISTRATION] disulfide (MoS2). ten years or so, but for a problem. a* HOSPITAL Swock! This solid lubricant, used a certain The many electric motors in those offices way, actually increased the life expectancy PHARMACY needed lubrication at least once a year. Heat of the ball bearings by a factor from the motors dried up the bearing oils, ADMINISTRATE of ten! Now the motors can run SESSIONS BEGIN I thus entailing costly annual maintenance. FEBRUARY AND SEPTEMBlKj for at least d decade without Course is dosiKs»lJ Ul \'!'cl'a'r graduate phKrma^ <"'' . To stamp out this problem, many tests lubrication. sitions of responsibility ;'' were conducted at Bell Telephone TOftlleadership in manai:™ We've learned from our searckth iin pharnUiuK H.ld Laboratories. Lubricant engi- malic and relutnl ' 1 retaill "failures." Our aim: investigate in tho wholesaling f neer George H. Kitchen decided , ing of the dvun everything. preparation for J™ 11 pharmacy nclmmisti'1lion;" to do a basic experiment that ' in the administratio n t>f * would provide a motor with the The only experiment that can hospital \>luunuu'y. really be said to "fail" is the worst possible conditions. He deliberately set Admiaiion for »">< one that is never tried. graduate ttutlmU i to thO8(! 11'li" JUKISI ^ in I'hannmi "''' Belt System VIION. M.rku T.laphon.« Te|8,,,ph ,,d A,Mcl.t,d c THE Page 13

Liui—'j'-• •" Mooney has so fully illumin. Li the theological relevence of the work "In all the growing literature on Teilhard JTcilluud de Chardin that it must force de Chardin there has been until now no •ell on the serious attention of any thro- Just Published limi who is aware of today's central proh- theological treatment in depth of the cen- hi. at OIK''" religious and scientific, name- tral theme in all his work, the mystery of t die unity of the human consciousness Christ. This is why Father Mooney's study il stretches both upward into the liiys- CHRISTOPHER is of such exceptional interest. His patient L ill' God in Christ and also outward and methodical study of all texts, publish- So tin* mystery of mankind and the ma- ed as well as unpublished, has resulted in [•jal world." an exposition of Teilhard's Christology —John Courtney Murray, SJ. which is remarkable both for its clarity and its balance."—Henri de Lubac, S.J.

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Outdated Law TeMcoh S, Other Remainders Sold From 10-59 Wl Page 14 THE FORDHAM RAM Friday, April 22 Ramrods Get SG Support Sailors Hope To Improv Welcome All New Shooters For the first time in two years, the Fordham Rifle As Spring Season Be Team has received official recognition. At last Monday's cers last January, the FonlVuun SG meeting the organization was accepted as a club under Competition for the Maroon Hums can raise tln-ii- University Sailing Association ing from approximairly, Student Government. The newly elected officers are captain sailing tram begins in earnest tomorrow and Sunday with a lias taken a positive step toward to fifth by the eomplri'i,,' Dick Miller; co-captain, Tom McGuire; secretary, Jean Hap- meet at West Point. The follow- a rejuvenated re-entry into Inter- spring's campniKn. Tlv.n liznik; treasurer, Mike Corrigan; and executive officer, John collegiate competition. Abolition ing weekend, the action shifts to College will entci' \Mf\ Fay. Georgetown University for the of the post of commodore, draft- en's competition ncxi sp Jesuit Regatta. On May 6-7, the ing of a new constitution, and re- The team has also submitted a Despite the clumps Sports Week Middle Atlantic Intercollegiate ception of a university loan for provements, the Sailing Ass] budget to SG for approval. If Sailing Association Championship cquiument have been the key- tion is still seeking notes of change in the new re- approved it will be the first out- APKIL 22 will be held at Annapolis, the pin- both financially anil gime. side support the group has re- Golf _ Fordham vs Wagner —• nacle of the spring season. Next creased membershiii. ceived since it lost status.as.a Away fall's highlight will be a trip to The new cabinet consists of Vin varsity team two years ago. New Orleans in December. Covello, president, Joe Smith, APRIL 23 vice-president, Ed Leek, treas- The club has simultaneously Team captain Caruccia ex- Baseball — Varsity vs Iona at pressed great enthusiasm and urer, and Dorothy Nash, secre- announced a drive to recruit new Iona, 1 p.m. ; • members for the '66-'67 season. optimism -about the upcoming tary. In addition to the officers, Members will be drawn from all Frosh vs. Rutgers at Fordham, campaign, particularly about the Wally Carucci will serve as the divisions of the university. Any- 1 p.m. addition of four new craft. "Ford- captain of tho Sailing Team. one with shooting experience who Crew — Hughes Cup at Travers ham has competed in the past The sailing team, a separate is interested in joining is encour- Island . against schools such as King's entity from the Association, is aged to contact Dick Miller at Tennis — Fordham vs King's Point which has a vast fleet and entirely composed of underclass- TW 4-9766. Team members will Point — Away many team members. Against men. Juniors Pole Madison and BASEBALL be allowed to use the AROTC Track — Queens-Iona Relays at such odds we found it difficult Joe Smith, together with sophs Fordham vs Iona — The Rifle Range next year. Downing Stadium . Randall's to stay afloat, but with our new Jim McCann, Warren Poulson, are definitely not the h_ The teams' next match is sched- Island — 11 a.m. boats no longer will this disad- Chris Dunn, Covello, and Carucci team in the league this uled for April 22 against Iona, Water Polo — Fordham vs Harv- vantage be so great." form the nucleus of the squad. -—not that Fovdham is. to be fired at N.Y.U. ard — Away With the election of new offi- Carucci is confident that the by 3 runs Fordham vs Scton Hall _ L Pirates lost to Manhattan! we're certainly better ti Manhattan. Rams by 4 ri WATER I'OI.O Fordham vs Harvard — Yale I week - Harvard this wj Rams by 1 goal. Fordham vs MIT — Though I to back . the Ranis should i the boys from the instill Rams by 3 goals. April's picks: 3 right, 0 urj Record to date: 38 riirht,

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Pogs 15 Minor Sports fief men Still Unbeaten; j. robert dunning Seek Revenge In South .•In spring a young man's fancy turns to love." Ah yes, it's The Fordham varsity tennis tour, visiting the campuses of cessful, eighteen wins against two' jjn? atfiin anil we begirt to hear more and more those oft'" spoken team opened its spring season Rutgers, Loyola of Baltimore, with convincing 8-1 wins over (ho losses, record. The Rams will be iii". Look around Rose Hill, and you can see all the signs. It's Georgetown, and Catholic Univer- 'psyched up' to avenge last year's •"though, for a sports editor when it's spring again because it's squads from Manhattan and Long m sity. The results of this trip will losses to traditional Jesuit rivals J'about this 'i e that' the sports desk is deluged with letters Island University in Easter vaca- determine if this year's assem- tion actiom These Metropolitan Georgetown and Loyola of Bal- n amorous, ambitious and very sporting young men pleading that 1 blege can match last year's suc- timore. , elevated from its club status and immediately instituted as Conference' wins push Fordham ity spurt—an interesting proposition to be sure. to the top of the conference ri standings and indicate that the | Loaves on the trees, father Farricker cracking an occasional Rams remain strong favorites to pretty coeds exchanging their confining, cumbersome and capture the crown for the sec- with ttrictinj; winter togs for more feminine pastels: they're all part ond straight year. On Campus MsStotem [hat thing called "spring". I Of course, there's more to it than that. Spring, unfortunately, This early action and the com- (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", Fordham's sports fans represents the lull in campus sporting en- ing matches against St. John's, "Dobie Gillu," etc.) Kings Point, and Adelphi shouli lainmrat. Gone are the days '" enable the coach to establish a [the packed gym, the bustling ; winning pattern and determine [ball stands, the cheers, the i the final lineup. These early one- I ami the occasional ring of sided matches should allow each ROOMMATES REVISITED I victory hell. And in their member of the squad to demon- ie what too many term This'morning's mail brought a letter from a student at strate his ability under pressure a prominent Western university (Princeton). "Dear Sir," |"nuii-speelator", I-don't-RivC- he writes. "In a recent column you said it was possible to mn-iilioul college sports of The lineup presently features get along with your roommate if you try hard enough. eball, lennis, rugby, golf, Captain Charles Duross, Don Well, I'd'like to see anyone get along with my roommate! •er polo, crew et al. : Minogue, Rich O'Donnell, Joe MerVis Trunz (for that is his name) practices the ocarina •cry often this attitude blinds • Hopkins, Don Robinson, and all night long, keeps an alligator, wears knee-cymbals, and- I many eyes to the importance Kevin McKay in the six singles collects airplane tires. I have tried' everything I can with 1 positions. These players are all Mervis Trunz, but nothing works. I am desperate, (signed) vhat tin spring sports sched- Desperate." 1 means in Fordham Univers- returning lettermen with the ex- ception of Minogue, a sophomore Have you, dear Desperate, really tried everything? Have | its students and to the athletes themselves. All too often their you, for example, tried a measure so simple, so obvious, licranents and the achievements of the spring coaches get lost in whose skill and poise indicate a that it is easy tooverlook? I mean, of course, have you of- welcome addition to the squad fered to share your Personna® Super Stainless Steel Blades I shuffle of Easter vacation, preparation for finals, young men's in the important number two lcips and what not. with Mervis Trunz? position. To have a friendi dear Desperate, you must be a friend; I Each of what I shall call for lack of a better term, Fordham's And what could be more friendly than sharing the bounty sports, have in recent years, contributed much to the over- Coach Bob Hawthorne is for- of Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades? Who, upon en- iKordham athletic program whose aim is, or at least should be, tunate this year in having strong joying the luxury of Personna, the nickless, scrapeless, tug- 1 In provide a viable, diversified vehicle for whatever athletic talent in reserve from which he less, Backless, scratchless, matchless comfort of Personna, can draw when needed. Dave the ease and breeze, the power and glory, the truth and [ness Kordham students may desire to display in order to satisfy beauty of Personna—who, I say, after such jollies could ml competitive instincts and 2.) to provide a framework from Zaumeyer, Herb Thome, and the potentially dangerous Rich Mar- harden his heart against his neighbor? Nobody, that's who jell solid, healthy fraternal, intercollegiate bonds can be built. rin provide competent replace- —not even Mervis Trunz—especially not today with the ise two presumably culminate in increasing school pride gene- ments for the above starters. new Personna Super Blade bringing us new highs in speed, 1(1 from within by the students. comfort, and durability. And here is still a further bonus: Next week the racquetmen will Personna is available both in Double Edge style and Injec- [ Such is the aim, but in spring much of the pride generated from travel on their annual Southern tor style. i is sadly lost, while the efforts of tthe Fordham teams con- tic The minor sports are growing in importance and stature at ratam and it's because of a few dedicated coaches and a lot of tali'il athletes. Yet, the fact remains that they get little, if any, llcm support for their efforts. ll'mlcr Hi,, tutelage of Jack Sulger, the Fordham crew has come |«S way since Jack founded it in 1958, growing from one crew to ii';!u years. Until this year, when they obtained their own '•Hi'1 team was forced to borrow the shells used in practice thiir opposing teams for (heir meets. Sulger, once the world |*i national skulling champ for three years is a Fordham gradu- I"'"1'1 '*•'>>• al the N. V. Police Academy, coach of the NYAC's |v- Mis positions as chairman of the Olympic Rowing Committee '•"I of the National Association of Amateur Oarsmen ' i i |e earned |>jm t|K, tjl|e of «Mjstl,r Crew". It is his efforts which |(' taiiipiiltHi Fordlmm's name in the sport to prominence In a No, dear Desperate, your problem with Mervis Trunz is |Hivclv sh,,t 1 period of time. far from insoluble. In fact, as roommate problems go, it is pretty small potatoes. Compare it, for example, to the clas- l.v sparkling results have been turned in by Bob Haw- sic case of Basil Metabolism and E. Pluribus Ewbank. llll's tennis team. Hawthorne (College '53), now in his tenth Basil and E. Pluribus, roommates at a prominent East- 111 ern university (Oregon) were at an impassable impasse. eoadiinj, at Fordham, competed in the National Tennis Basil could study only late at night, and E. Pluribus could i , |"< Court Doubles in 1901 and 19G2 and is a Met Class A squash not stay awake past nine p.m. If Basil kept the lights on, •'''' ""' coaches the .squash team which is the sole Catholic col- the room was too bright for E. Pluribus to sleep. If E. Pluri- I'livs,mative in u,e National Intercollegiate League). Last bus turned the lights off, the room was too dark for Basil I1' I)'' coached- th etennis learn lo a 13-2-1 record and the Met to study. What to do? Well sir, these two intelligent American kids found an T'pi'mships. W|,.lt a|)(iu, ()]is your7 Wcllp they're 3-0 now after j"1;1"- -Manhattan, LIU and St". John's and coach Hawthorne ex- answer. They got a miner's cap for Basil! Thus, he had r enough light to study by, and still the room was dark ' 'ii wins out of their fifteen game season with the tough- enough for E. Pluribus to sleep. linn coming from Rutgers and St. Johns. On top of that It must be admitted, however, that this ingenious solu- , ."' " s' «>"« freshman team promising equal, if not better, tion had some unexpected sequelae. Basil got so enchanted ("Mil I he years ahead. with his miner's cap that he switched his major from 18th fiaii .liidj.,, (College '!>:)> organized Fordham's water polo team Century poetry to mining and metallurgy. Shortly after FOItKHANI) KOK.M: Kevin Me graduation he had what appeared to be a great stroke of • '"which was quite successful until 1957 when it was allowed Kny In practice. luck: while out prospecting, he discovered what is without ' !'-v 'he wayside. But during those seven years the team took question the world's largest feldspar mine. This might have !''" M"' Kastcrn Championships three years straight and copped made Basil very rich except that nobody, alas, has yet dis- "'lai1 I" go on to fourth place in the National Championships. covered a use for feldspar. Today Basil, a broken man, AUl squeezes out a meagre living as a stalagmite in Ausable '' helm; revived last year, water polo al Fordham looks like Are Mixers Chasm. thT '" slily- Again it's due (o the dedication given by its Nor has E. Pluribus fared conspicuously better. Once f| • an .ludw. His vigorous interest in the team is undoubtedly Basil got the miner's cap, E. Pluribus was able to catch tip J™*' 'or the success experienced thus for tills year. The (earn Really Thai Bad? on his long-lost sleep. He woke after nine days, refreshed '-- "oasis victories over Cornell, Columbia and Yale, while los- and vigorous—more vigorous, alns, than he realized. It was Learn To Dance the afternoon of the Dean's tea. E. Pluribus stood in line ">' to Hi,, traditional eastern powerhouses in this sport, Army with his classmates, waiting to shake the Dean's liand. At, ^'^"leis, 10-7. Judge is always exhorting his charges with And Enjoy Yourself 1(s last his turn came, and E. Pluribus, full of strength and " "What you lack in talent you make up in drive." At: health, gave the Dean a firm handshake—so firm, indeed, ,,"'* Hi" hallmark of his strategy and he's the type of coach that all five of the Dean's knuckles were permanently fused. i,,;; ""' "»>st mileage out of his men. As one team member The Deun sued for a million dollars and, of course, won. ,,j s 'he reason Fordham is doing so well, lie's energetic Fordham Elegante Today E. 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Friday. April 22I Rams Lose, 2-0 On SJU 1-Hitter\ A fourth inning single by Pat Leuci broke up a no-hitter yesterday as St. John'] out the Rams, 2-0. Tom Sovyinski zipped the Fordham batmen in a game played ' Redmen's home field in Jamaica. Ram starting pitcher Bob Grant turned in a route-going performance, but a opening proved his downfall. Grant permitted two of the Redmen's four hits and two walks as St, John's tallied in each of the first two innings. The homo team scored in the Rams couW on]y ^^ fou|, ized on Ram lapses, scorini first on two walks, a hit and an as they dioppcd a 5-2 decision to runs without a hit. L(,fl error by second baseman Joe the Wildcats. Verbessy pitched Mueller was tnswu with |j STROKE: Dlrlt Smith, varsity coxswain, wllli oarsmen (I. to Pelleschi. The second marker good ball tor six innings, allowing The Rams bounced Mike Ilnlh'iitmrk, Andy I'aU-rno, Pete Virsis, ami Ron Bovc. came across on a walk, a sacri- just one earned run, but he was two days later to sma^l fice, and a single. removed for a pinch hitter in the perennial powerhouse. Maroon Crews Travel; The loss dropped the Rams to seven with the Rams losing, 3-1. succi, With a homer nnf third place in the Met Confer- On Saturday, April 16, the singles, and Lou SerieoJ ence with a 2-2 mark. For the Rams faced defending champs three hits, led I be Him Cop ND, Griffin Cups season, the Maroon has split ten NYU and their ace, Bob Castog- that saw the Blackbirds fall games. St. John's leads the Met lionc. The slugging of Tony Pel- Grant started, giving up] Fordham's three crews — varsity, J.V., and freshman loop with a 4-0 record. In second lingra (a bases-loaded triple! runs (as a result of tun cj — have been enjoying their best season to date, rowing place, at 2-1, is Seton Hall, who and Butch Zullo (three hits) and homemns) and \va> relief against stiff competition such as M.I.T. and Columbia, and the Rams face next week. To- the fine relief pitching of Grant, Carrol in the sixth; traveling out to the midwest to row against Notre Dame, morrow, the Gaels of Iona will who this time replaced Carrol, pitched shutout hall for hj Michigan State, Purude, and Wayne State. oppose the Ram nine. helped the Fordham nine to a ond save ot the season convincing 8-4 triumph. Last weekend, the Rams placed fourth in a regatta at Wednesday, at Villanova, the Rutgers was the next at the NYAC's Olympic row- And then the roof fell in. Nine ent. Bob Vcrbesey start<| ing course at Travel's Is- sitRoy nshel Bove'l captures hard-strokind the gNotr vare- Fordham errors and lifteen Mof- the Hams and went six itf land. M.I.T. edged out North- stra hits led to the Ranis' tak- Dan Beale who relieved eastern for the victory, while the Dame Cup as it edged out peren- Melvin Speaks nial midwestern power Wayne ing one of their worst drubbings tagged with the fi-1 loss, j Maroom varsity chased Colum- in many a year, as Ihey lost 15-2. up a ninth-inning doitt bia to capture fourth place. The State by a half length. At Banquet Fordham's varsity eight de- The Rams opened their 19C6 Rutgers' slugger, Wastr Rams held their own until the The Terence J. O'Donnell season on April (i by beating The big blow for Fordliaij 1200 meter mark, but then the feated Canisius College in an 1800 meter race on the Erie Awards Banquet sponsored by Queens, 2-0, behind the shutout Lou Serico's two-inn triple j better-conditioned New England the Booster Club will be held pitching of Bob Grant and John first. crews pulled ahead. Canal in Buffalo to win the Canisuis Cup in the time of 5:34. Wednesday evening, May 4, at Carrol. The two [ircballing right- Mueller went seven The freshman eight also placed The race, originally scheduled to the Balalaika Restaurant in les combined to one-hit the beating Yale, 7-.'i. Weaken! fourth, suffering its first defeat of be held on the West Side Row- Yonkors. Queensmcn. tho seventh, Mueller \,as the season, finishing three lengths ing Club's Niagra River course, The guest speaker will he A day later the Rams travelled ed by Grant. When Grant ' behind a strong Northeastern was forced to be rescheduled on Bob Melvin, C'63, former Ram up the Hudson, where they lost by a pitch, Carrol came on j crew. the Barge Canal because of ice basketball star and now as- lo Army's Cadets, '1-2. The Rams ish up. This game was In the clay's race, the Ram J.V. flowing on the Niagra. The Hams sistant to the Alumni Associa- let golden scoring opportunities ed by some fine fioklin:,' whomped out an open-length vic- opened the race rowing at a 36 tion. pass, while the Cadets capital- part of third-saeker Butciij tory over Stony Brook College, strokes-per-minute pace and by The purpose of the banquet Junior left fieldi'r Lou sprinting from the starting line the 1000 meter mark had gained is to honor the outstanding leads the team in hittinj and leaving Stony Brook far in a length lead, The Griffins — member of each of the fifteen IJBI's with his slashing lm| its wake. rowing with "ringers" from the varsity sports at Fordham. The es. Soph shortstop John West Side Clul) -- began to close winner of the Terence J. has lioen thc otlw fc »t't| Holy Saturday, Fordham swept iti on the Forclhum Crew and as O'Donnell Trophy, awarded In Siin. Ceiiterfirldee i'at U past some of the midwest'^ finest they neared the spectator stand Fordham's athlete of the year, crews to cop the first regatta first sacker Len Massiir appeared to hold the lead. 20 will also be announced. The been the defensive stain ever sponsored bv the Fighting strokes from tiie finish line the Irish. nominees are: Tom Dimieri, far. Rams held a half length lead. The Joe Frangiapano, Jack Fath, Maroons held off the Canisius Jim O'Brirn, Dick Smith, and eight's last minute spurt to win Emit ZuVlu. Golf Clubs a upset victory. The Fordham A new award, the Jack nl J.V. eight gained a six length Coffoy Silver Bowl, will be Jaspers: viclory over Canisius High presented to that member o! School. The J.V.'s jumped from the Administration or Athletic the starting line stroking at a Association who has shown the 3G and were never within qualities exhibited by Uu- late Canisius' sight as they crossed After winning their first match Jack Coffty. The frosh ba^-bali !<' the line in 6:12. > over Manhattan by ;< 5-1 margin, S1 MOI: uiiiih its record In ~7i-'i «in i' the Maroon golfers dropped their Manhattan yearlings .Vl'" home course opener to traditional Comeback Of The Year Hamlet huiier .Inlin rival NYU. The Violets, a .sea- pitched a five-ldlt'r. an soned .squad, rolled over the Ram out 15 Jasper h.iil'i1'- linksmen, 7-2, at the Lecivood Golf Club. his record at 1-1 I''"' "' Aquarams-A Success Storv The triumph ;;avi' I he I' F'ordham then went back on mark in the Mel Fru-I^''' the road to defeat the Pirates of Fordham water polo has readied the end of the at their own game. Tin difficult comeback trail with several long strides VPtcrans T()m enee, gout\ !i>i' :;11,'^n^ V' Seton Hall University, 5-4. The Mmieri and cupUin Larry Condon were magnili- towards regaining its former ascendancy. Gifted bind the tmlx •;• t • n \" Rams continue on the road for cent. Dnrueri consistently outsprinted tlu, "world', with superb coaching and young, hungry personnel, their next two matches, playing best, and Condon controlled the ball and called the NYU. water polo has emerged as the most successful 1 Wagner this afternoon and Hof- shots „, a close, 6-5, Fordham win. On Wednesday ill- sport on Rose Hill this year. scored a re.suiiiidiiii: ' stra next week. However, junior Jin, Murphy stole (he show Back home again on May 2, After two close early losses, the Ramphibians over the UU fro.-b in have taken seven straight for a fine 8-2 midseasun with his work in the Ran, goal. Jim stopped .shot called after sevei inning •they face the Rerlmen from after shot in a brilHan, display of skill J dogged Brooklyn, followed by a return record. Recent victories include conquests over A cause of darkness, Dave | Queens, 8-6, St. Peters, 8-1, and a tough trio of Ivy em nation that earned him a standing ovation uent all the way I" match with the Jaspers. The Horn the crowd. regular season ended, they will Leaguers, Columbia, Cornell and Yale. win, his second "I have a go nt the Metropolitan Cornell and Columbia were two very embar- without a siMbiii'U. Tournament in late May. rassed "Ivies" caught in the squeeze of Fordhum's UU jumped off l( According to captain Mike re-emergence as an eastern power, losing 18-8 and In the top of I be t Java, the squad has good strength 10-8 respectively. Highlighting these conquests imd then the i''' and sophomores Dave C'oldrlck score of 5-2. In d«l legiate home town crowd ut tho Yale Invitational 1 1 and Shawn McNiff, Tournament, (heliums brazenly beat the Yule birth Caputo won his si ' ' .of thet season.