Presidential Election Invalidated Board of Elections Votes to Amend Election Guidelines A The Polity Council made three amendments on Wed- nesday tightening the rules regarding campaigning procedures by candidates running for office in Polity. The first amendment pertained to the flyers distributed by candidates. It now reads that "the printed flyers supp- lied by Student Polity will be stamped and numbered by the Election Board and this will be the only flyers that can In~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ be posted on campus. Violation of these will result in the vtatt:::i i cii *^ vi ai i recci Statesman Mark Levv invalidation of that candidate." Craig Cohen Brian Levitt Rubenstein said that this will cut down the expense of the election for candidates and the amendment is in the By Mary Lou Lang as a representative for Freshman Representative candidate interest of the students. He said that campaigning will not The Polity Election Board invalidated the Tuesday's Polity Brian James, said to his knowledge Brian Levitt received be a "popularity contest." presidential election citing "unethical campaigning practi- about 56't of the vote, Jacques Dorcely received about 25% Another amendment was added to the rule referring to ces" by the candidates and their representatives, according of the vote, and Craig Cohen trailed with about 17% of the electioneering, saying that. "Candidates will not be to Gayle Manning, Election Board chairperson. vote. allowed to loiter within eyeshot or earshot of a polling While the board refused to disclose the allegations, candi While Katz added that the votes were not officially area except to vote. No one may inspect polling material dates said charges of electioneering, harassment, poll- counted, he said he was able to estimate the percentages or speak to the poll watchers in reference to the election. watcher switching, and destruction of posters were after the presidential ballots were separated from ballots for except to ask questions concerning general procedures complaints filed with the Election Board. other Polity positions. or information." Manning said the Polity Judiciary will meet Thursday to While Cohen and Levitt accused one another of unethical The final amendment passed by the Council, was to decide whether the allegations are substantial. electioneering, Dorcely -was not mentioned in the add "The Election Board, upon ruling that a complaint is At a meeting on Tuesday night after the polls closed the allegations. legitimate, inay postpone counting of the ballots until the Election Board declared the election invalid and, Manning Levitt said that he witnessed Cohen planting his own Judiciary has ruled on the complaint." said, did not count the presidential votes. Manning said that supporters as poll watchers in O'Neill College. Cohen denied The Council also passed the motion to set the election the votes will remain sealed until the judiciary makes a the charge. nin-off for freshman representative for October 13. decision. 4Calling the allegation "completely unfounded," Cohen Mary Lou Lang However, Ben Katz, who witnessed the other vote counts (continued on page 3) Polity Council Dismisses Chair -'.. I

La Mantia agreed with Vaccaro, saying that is was the By Mary Havemeyer concert chair who booked the band for that date. Wolff The Student Polity Council voted three to one on Monday, _stated that the band was booked after the date was set. with one abstention, to remove Student Activities Board Among the other allegations were Vaccaro's mismanage- -I Chairperson of activities Frank Vaccaro. ment of money, the preprinting dates on tickets, the advance "I didn't lose my job, they just took it," said Vaccaro, who purchase of 40,000 beer cups. The purchase of the cups. will remain as acting chair of SAB activities until the minutes according to Wolff, was not discussed with the beer crew, of Monday's meeting are approved by the Council. SAB who were displeased with them because they posed a prob- members voiced their displeasure with Vaccaro's perfor- lem for cleanup. I, mance as activities chair during the Council's review of SAB It was also said that money was unnecessarily lost at the meeting. because kegs were ordered too far in advance, requiring the 'I One of Vaccaro's actions that brought SAB complaints beer distributer to be payed, even though the event was "i -was that he scheduled Jello Biafra in the Fine Arts Center cancelled and the beer was not used. rather than in the Union Auditorium, where the usage fee is Wolff stated the main problem with Vaccaro was his much lower. general unawareness of how SAB is run. "He was removed :: I Because Vaccaro did not go through the proper channels because of managerial problems of people and commit- when scheduling Biafra's speech, he jeopardized a future tees," said Wolff, "I can't say that he did one big thing wrong, Sratcs n.1!n Carolyn Mfllo SAB event there, according to Eric Wittenberg, SAB Concerts it was a lot of little things." Frank Vaccaro Chair. Wittenberg said, "Frank was really good on the creative Brook students, not just a select few. He added that SAB's Alan Inkles, director of the Fine Arts Center, was not given side, but not as good on the business side." and Polity's organizational structure is to blame for prob- a copy of the contract between SAB and Fine Arts until the Paul Rubenstein, Polity vice president and acting presi- lems in programming. day of the program, according to Christine Wolff, SAB chair. dent, who appointed Vaccaro to the activities chair, said, Vaccaro said in his memo that he was "unprepared and Vaccaro replied in a memo to the Council that "Inkleswas "Frank lacks the charisma and the ability to pull everyone alone when five menbers of SAB denounced me during the so pleased with the way that SAB ran the event that he has together." Council meeting of October 5." According to Wolff, both she granted SAB a third date in this facility. The event received Rubenstein also said the media has been irresponisible in and Rubenstein had asked for Vaccaro's resignation the day an excellent review in Newsday." telling the students the wrong things. 'The only reason this ,of the council meeting and that Vaccaro had refused to SAB members also alleged that Vaccaro acted irresponsi- story is being told is because there are two powerful groups -comply. bly when he booked an act for October 2, Yom Kippur that clashing. Students only want to hear the bad things They Vaccaro said that as far as he knew, the council was to had to be cancelled because of the holiday. don't give a damn so why point out SAB? Maybe now the review SAB, and that there was no indication that his posi- Vaccaro said in a memo that charge was fae. '1 did not students will wake up and see they can make a difference." tion was in question. He said that he was never shown the book October 2nd. That date was booked for SAB by Paul LaMantia stated that the general SAB actUities groups are agenda for the meeting. LaMantia of Student Activities. On July 18,1987 the Concert no different enough that they are a lamognous group. He "Tothe best of my knowledge the Counwl discussed my Chairman, who is both Jewish and a member of'old commit- said that Frank brought new ideas into SAB and began to dismissal for one hour before my appearance and then tee,' received a SL,200 contract to book the band The change the group to be heterogenous. LaMantia continued voted on me within minutes after my appearance" Vaccaro Touch' on the dete in question." that programs should be planned to fit the needs of all Stony (continued on page 3) molomp" ...... F W6

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2 STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987 Board Invalidates Presidential Election -(continued from page 1) said he was concenied the Election Board was biased Chris Polity, said, 'This has to stop if these people are going to said that one poll watcher was replaced by another poll Scaduto, a member of the board, is a suitedate of Cohen'& hold the highest position in Polity." watcher so the first could make a phone call. Levitt said that he would run again if a re-election is called In the election for Freshman Representative, there will be Cohen denied that he was at the immediate polling area for. Cohen declined to say whether he would run again. a run-off on October 13 between Shari Sacks and Brian but charged Levitt with sticking too close to the polls. , In the event of another election, the candidates will be James. Lisa Miller won the position of Polity treaser with According to Polity election rules no candidate or cam- allowed to run again only if the judiciary declare them 85.4% of the votes. The NYPIRG referendum passed with paign representatives can be within 50 feet of polling areas, innocent. 81.9% of the vote and the Intramural Sports referendum Levitt said that he went to the Election Board Tuesday Paul Rubenstein, acting president and vice president of failed by 82 votes, receiving only 625% of the votes. night with other complaints, such as Cohen supporters elec- tioneering at the polling areas. Meanwhile, Levitt acknowledged that some of his repre- sentatives might have appeared to be harassing voters. Levitt said that there was a "battle for space" between his SAB Activities Chair Dismissed supporters and Cohen's while both sides were campaigning ¢ (continued from page 1) diversified the programs of SAB, he said. Vaccaro said that in Kelly Cafeteria. door and beer sales have increased from last year and that Levitt denied Cohen's charges that he verbally harassed said. only one keg is saved at the end of the night for those who poll watchers, claiming that he merely followed poll SAB members also said Vaccaro ws alienating old comit- stay late to clean up. The accountability of beer tickets was watchers to the Union to guarantee that there was no tam- tee members and giving responsibility to new members. implemented by the Council and followed through under pering with the ballots. Wolff said that those in positions of authority have to be Vaccaro's direction. "Brian Levitt and his followers ran a dirty election," Cohen familiar with the channels of administration in order for After a brief meeting with the SAB chair person and the said. things to run as smooth as possible. Vaccaro responded, Concert chairperson Wednesday night before the SAB Com- "I felt that the invalidation of the election process hurt me "Those who approached me got the jobs, if you work hard mittee meeting, Vaccaro said, "We have our differences but the most," Levitt said. He said that the election could have you get the benefits." SAB will always work together." Vaccaro went on to say that -been a possible win for him. Vaccaro said he has done the best job of all the chairs if the Council upheld their decision he would stay involved While Levitt said he thought it was a "clean election," he under the circumstances. Jello Biafra and Urban Blight has with SAB in another capacity.

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Polity elections have never been models of the enemy. Why should candidates be so suspi- vent the stacking of the deck and would simply democratic decorum. Each year, charges - both cious of poll watchers? What should candidates ensure that there are enough alert people on had unsubstantiated and not - fly around about voter feel they have to take it upon themselves to to keep the process moving. harassment, ballot stuffing, and insider dealing. 'escort" poll watchers to ensure their honesty? It gets to the point in these elections where it's Each year, the number of voters dwindles lower Because of the dangerous shortage of poll almost impossible to know who to trust. The alle- and lower. L ast Tuesday's presidential elections watchers, candidates and their supporters have to gations are so widespread that even if no foul play dipped deep into this embarrassing and infuriating constantly worry about who is sitting at the voting is going on, rumour spreading and lying is. One trend. It showed Polity's election process to be box. Because a few candidates attempt to stock the moment someone is posing as a whistle blower filled with holes and the student body's confidence poll-watcher ranks with friends, the whole over- and the next moment you discover he is merely a to be seeping through them. seeing system is poisoned. The shortage of poll campaign worker tossing dirt. The case is dumped Perhaps the invalidated election seemed so watchers becomes a crisis when it creates this in the laps of the Election Board only to have it pathetic because of the positive strides made in kind of bad blood and suspicion. discovered that one or more of the board's Polity this year. The government has undertaken a Poll watchers are the only direct line Polity has members have improper connections to serious and progressive effort to clean up and toward ensuring the honesty of an election. A plan candidates. increase the efficiency of the once-dreaded Pro- should be worked out whereby Polity senators, It can only be hoped that when Polity's Judiciary grams and Services Council. Polity and its acting residence assistants, and other student officials -meets Thursday to review the allegations, the jus- president spurned a suspicious offer by a Stony on campus should be required to poll watch one tices will be moved by a desire to restore faith in Brook Council; member to exclude graduate stu- election a year. This would guarantee a greater campus elections and not resigned to write off the dents from a council seat. These moves were hear- cross section of students watching the polls, pre- issue and whitewash a continual problem. tening and deserving of the front-page coverage they received. But if Polity's Election Board and Judiciary don't act quickly and without bias to damn or uphold this s" t1 . * » election (and with clear evidence) it will stain the CPS' " l^<^ ~q organization for the rest of the year. A great contributor to the low vote count is the feeling among students that their vote is useless. Its easy to accuse the students of simply not caring and write them off. But part of the apathy is fueled by the feeling that Polity is a cliquey fortress that only insiders and friends of friends can penetrate. Voting seems like nothing but a distraction. It's laughable that candidates can preach about their overwhelming desire to induct more "regu- lar" students into Polity and then turn around and take measures to steal the election away from the campus populace. The candidates, however, are not entirely at fault. In many cases the election system itself is

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<______I 6 STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987 --- DEWPQHNT8- Res Life Assumes Students Are Cattlee By Dennis Michaels with good friends in your building, and after the of our human culture. But Residence Life at Stony Brook Residence Life, behind the facade of concern for the exhausting experience of moving all your stuff in, and wants to change all that. For Residence Life alcohol is residents' "safety and security," has succeeded in rais- / after finally may be having a roommate you're comforta- evil. Therefore, it must be rubbed out. Alcohol, like any- ing itself to a fresh new level of tyranny. With brand new ble with, and after all the time and energy spent in thing else in this world, when it is abused the possibility restrictions and sanctions they have further distanced "settling in" to a new environment, and after finally of harm to oneself or others becomes greater. But that's themselves from the very students they are here to having a place you can call "home," relocation is the when it's abused. serve. The alcohol policy, recently revamped and death penalty. For a human being to uproot him or her- There is a large population of students on campus, of revived, is Residence Life's newest and boldest weapon self from his home, at a time and place that can be legal drinking age, who enjoy "using" rather than against resident freedom. This policy, along with many extremely lonely, like living at a huge insensitive univer- "abusing" alcohol. Please, Residence Life, show some others (e.g., the new "guest policy," the new "loftbed sity like Stony Brook, not to mention the academic per- concern and respect for their rights and freedoms, as policy,"etc.), "is designed and created to protect stu- formance that will suffer in the process, relocation is as you so nobly claim to do, but have so despicablyfailedto dents' rights and improve the campus environment," horrible as execution. But Residence Life overlooked do in the past. Instead of shoving us into our automo- along with making the campus "more safe and secure." this aspect of the new punishment, because college biles, forcing us to drive off campus to socially gather But the alcohol policy is helping to destroy it. And rather students are not human beings. and drink, why not show some real concern for our than making this campus more "safe and secure," Resi- In creating their policies, Residence Life assumes to a safety and security? Walking is a lot safer than driving. dence Life uses this as an excuse to further their control tremedous degree. They assume that every college stu- Students over 21 have a right to drink, so please stop over student freedom. dent who enjoys alcoholic beverages becomes a prime constantly battering us with all this anti-alcohol propo- With the changing of N.Y.'s legal drinking age from 19 -candidate to rape or harm another human being. Resi- ganda. And please stop offering us "alternatives," we to 21 there came a host of campus problems across the dence Life assume that every college student who had our parents and public schools for that! state. The question for administrators seemed to be, drinks alcoholic beverages will consequently lose his As legal adults and U.S. citizens, college students "How shall we as mature responsible adults control and self-control, ravaging the campus; vandalizing, pillag- deserve a little more respect and dignity than Residence contain the destructive and evil effects of alcohol and ing, plundering, and generally laying waste to anything Life so far has had to offer. Those students who drink the reckless animals who consume it on campus. For is and everything in his or her path. Residence Life and enjoy alcohol in good health and spirits have been is obvious to us that students, being less than human, assumes that where there is a keg or beer ball, there will trampled, beaten and spat upon by Residence Life who cannot manage their own affairs and behavior." Resi- be under 21's drinking from it. supposedly is here to protect students' rights and dence Life at Stony Brook answered this question by Residence Life assumes that the consumption of alco- improve the campus environment. When are they going instituting the infamous "keg policy," making kegs, beer hol is the sole source of every evil that exists on this to start? How abvout finally building us the Rathskellar? balls or any common container holding over two and a campus. Things like academic tension, lack of social If Residence Life is so concerned about improving the half gallons of alcoholic beverage illegal. Violation of outlets (where such tensions could be released), and camus community, places like the Rathskellar would this would mean receiving a letter of warning. extreme boredom (all due to a university that doesn't have been built a long, long time ago. But they're too But this punishment was not enough, because anim- care about its students) are not even considered as busy formulating new rules for us. Why not provide an als, being unable to reason, cannot understand the possible sources of campus evils. But most importantly alcoholic alternative for once on campus? How about implications of this penalty, it wasn't painful enough. So Residence Life also assumes that those who drink alco- somewhere in the Stage 12 fodd Mall? Or does DAKA over this past summer, when there would be very few hol "abuse" it. have an absoulute monopoly on that space? How about students on campus to complain, residence Life came Alcoholic beverages have been as much a part of bringing kegs back to the Rainy Night House along with up with a new punishment. Violation of the alcohol human history as music. Its "use" rather than its the live entertainment that used to make that place so policy now will result in probable relocation to another ''abuse" has been an integral part of human society great?! Residence Life cares so very little about these residence hall, as well as disciplinary probation. And since the beginnings of time. Such social gatherings as things that are so very important to us. Instead, they what was their justification for this policy?The old policy honoring of the dead, rites-of-passage, marriage, Sun- institute sanctions and rules without our consent, treat- wasn't being taken seriously enough, there were too day barbeques, football games, totem worship, fertility ing us like ignorant little children; then they "relocate" many infractions. An analogy of this situaion might be rites, and college parties are all human activities where us if we violate their unjust rules, much like the the N.Y. City Traffic Commission, feeling that parking alcohol is or was consumed. The existence and con- Japanese-Americans during WW II; then if we're good violations were becoming too numerous and too much sumption of alcohol, whether it be saki in Japan, beer in they herd us like cattle into drinking pens, where we can of a problem, instituting the death penalty asa deterrant Germany, or brewed grasshopper juice in the Amazon, be contained and isolated like a cancerous disease. to potential parking violators. After making lasting ties has always and hopefully will always be enjoyed as part (Th writer is building president of Kelly D.) P.L.O.'s Moderate Stance is Propaganda

By David Borenstein they have never attacked an Israeli mil- Palestine and reject all proposals aiming propaganda ploy since any Palestinian The recent decision to close the office itary target on Israeli soil. The answer is at the liquidation of the Paslestinian moderate who talks with Israel is assisi- of the Palestine Liberaton Organizaton thay they are not Freedom Fighters but problem, or its internationalization." nated. Thus, Palestinian moderates do

STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987 7 -^^^^^^^^^^^ I- I , R$ . -^^^^^^^^^^^^ |^^ X^^^^^^^^^^^TA*^T^^^^-^^^^ Abortion Man Yes tion the right of the editors of The hadn't said that - so well, indeed, ItIlm-AiMMA 01 mg -_q I'A I Press to run 'Abortion Man,' we that when I edited my Statesman & Shipping To the Editor: questioned their judgement. article, to which he refers, in order * Custom Packing I can certainly understand the We chose not to editorialize on to shorten it for The Village Times * Custom Packing & Shipping sensitivitiesof certain readersto an the destruction of Tent City in the (some days before Sheehan's letter From 1 to 1,000Ibs. issue such as abortion. Much the October 5 issue, because we edi- appeared), I ommitted what he said, * Overnight Delivery same could be said about the sensi- torialized on the destruction of Tent to save him embarassment before tivities of people to such strongly City in the September 29 issue ("If the community-at-large. * Air Freight, Motor Freight, & personalized and subjective issues Not Support,Respect,"' p. 8). It is true that Professor Sheehan UPsurnet 5,0 ,as the rights of AIDS patients, reli- If John Marburger gave up his asked me about my note-taking, as * Insurance to 150,W ,gious oppression, mandatory mil- in his letter. I did not, as he position to Joseph Coors, States- he says * Pick-up Service itary service, or government in the man would survive without muta- asserts take no notes during our « hands of the insane. However, tion, as it is not a university-funded interview, but I took velry few. And I Packaging Supplies-boxes, when it comes to print media, radio newspaper. (But imagine what did say I would write up our inter- tape, foam- broadcasts or artistic expression, would happen to the alcohol view when I got home - this is the greatest and most insidious evil policy.) usual procedure. Since I live two of all is censorship. We disagree that a "comic" - if miles from campus, and went 10% OFF w/mention of ad "uSKf Statesman, as well as the Press, that is the intent of 'Abortion Man" home to immediately write up the Rtnr has been in the habit of defending - view of abortion should be interview, I take my memory of Psrknninn students' right to expression of rad- "expressed in editorials" or even what was said on that day over his ical or unpopular views. In fact is expressed at all unless a clear pur- recall, some seven months later. As Pnepkvninn 'Qfnro should be noted that in the very pose is assigned to that expression. an English scholar, surely Profes- Pi Ounu~ifilij %itulu Middle Country Road same issue in which the editorial Man" has not justified write-ups 3207 "Abortion sor Sheehan knows that Lake Grove, N.Y 11755 criticism of "Abortionman" was itself with any semblance of pur- the interview, and |Shave take place after (Opposite Loehmann s) I \1a11 run, a front page story appeared pose.If the purpose is art (for the may be recorded that an interview (516) 6126~~~~467 . Savegnu| decrying the desruction of the cam- artwork is exceptional), then Arte- in the interviewer's head, on paper, pus housing protest known as Tent mis should consider selecting a on tape. (516)467-6126 *Packain s,,ort City. Unfortunately, Statesman 'new topic. I am a trained and experienced Rte 25 chose to devote its editorial page We do not consider The Press as interviewer who has spent my pro- of not to the pointless immolation strictly a "rival publication.'" The fessional life examining and eva- i~~~~A; the students' expression of dissa- Press identifies itself as a "feature *luating American education. I gave tisfaction with Stony Brook admi- weekly.'" If anything, Statesman every faculty member whom I inter- nistrative polfcy, but rather to this and The Press are complimentary viewed at Stony Brook, a brief surn- of the horrid "misuse" of "freedom in purpose. mary of The Carnegie Report, 1971 - Mercedes 220 - 4dr., 4cyl., 4spd., press." Fortunately, in this sort of College - The Undergraduate opinion, Statesman finds itself in excellent cond. solid in/out Experience in America, that con- $3995 good company. Surely Attorney Abortion Man No tained its major findings (not differ- General Ed Meese would support ent from what I found in my 1979 - Spitfire - optional hajrdtop this, as would the beer lord Joseph To The Editor: interviews at Stony Brook), and Uni- burgundy, runs x-cellent Coors, who as a regent at the Regarding your editoria about also its recommendations. This $1850 versity of Colorado opposed the The Press' "Abortion Man": I handout was the basis for all existence of campus 'radical' couldn't have said it better. I was faculty interviews. 1984 Jeep- Cq-7 - red, opt. groups (such as the Black Student appalled that such an insensitive When I asked Professor Sheehan h-top Union) and would fund only right- and disgusting "cartoon" could be 6-cyl. 42K, standard what he thought about other $6495 wing student newspapers. One written at all, much less included in faculty member's views that not might imagine the situation on this a newpaper as a "comic strip! " I fail only is research all that counts at campus if it were under the direc- to see anything comical or meritor- Stony Brook, but it is a narrowly 198(D - Mazda RX-7 - anthiireite, 4spd. Statesman might tion of the latter. ious about it. As you indicated in defined brand of research referred a/c. survive, albeit in some mutated your editorial, the strip is offensive to as new knowledge which must $4895 form. The Press would be shot as from any point of view, and as such be reported only in certain journals subversives. WUSB, in is current should be excluded from future (which he now refers to as'non- 19733 - VW Thing - aux ter,Ie conv. a pile form, would be no more than issues of The Press. sense'), he agreed that at Stony 63K:, excellent condition of junked radio parts. It is a pity that Cheryl Brown Brook this was the case; that the editors of Statesman do not Acting Foreign Student Advisor research was vitally important, that express as scathing an editorial 328 1Mainstrect, Stony Brook was, after all, a 516-331-6222 view as to the glorious depiction of research institution, and therefore Part Tlpffermnnk« meaningless and wanton murder Mental Note that was what should count. After I expressed in Rambo films, comics further discussion on this topic I and the like. For an example of our To The Editor: asked him, "If John Updike were at society's lack of value for human It is not surprising that Professor Stony Brook should he become a life we need look no further. David Sheehan would liketo retract tenured professor?" and his reply "'Misuse'" of freedom of the press what he said to me on the after- was exactly as I reported, "No, is a dangerous banner for anyone noon of January 27, 1987, in unless he were hired under some "If John to wave, especially a newspaper answer to my question, special arrangement." At the time I which has as its root the independ- Updike were at Stony Brook, should was astonished at this statement. ent thought and activist yearnings he become a tenured professor?" Now, evidently, so is he. of the Stony Brook student body. Do His response was, "No, unless he me. Opinion on special not misunderstand were hired under some Elizabeth Hunter + The Biggest and Best * and will be sensitive issues should arrangement." Professor Emeritus, a comic Toys Come and V expressed in editorials; and I understand that he wishes he Hunter College, CUNY + Collection of Science view of abortion would certainlyfall + Books & Gifts on handlc a * in that category (though I have yet to see someone tied down and Long Island hol'gram V forced to read a comic strip which A ^^^2 ^~~~~~~~row'a frog. and ¥ bu l u r ob ) t they f ind to be "tactless" A ^ ^ ^ C^ ~~~~~a o , ''offensive"). But shouldn't the fin- €at som A d^^tle e + ger of irresponsibility point to the paper which complains about its A ^V ^<^ ^~~~~O'A astronauit icc own freedom (and that of a rival or tickle a S A iv^0sory cream, publication)? Written in your eager- = SWG <55 dinosaurs tummy + ness to criticize another, your own v +5 Thern's so much to do + words may very well return to at haunt you. Copernicus. Bring the whole + family. There are toys for the + Gary P. 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- - Altered States Revealed in Human Condition By Joe Cheffo removed both her lungs and threw them in the and a half. Richard Burton, for instance, is docu- The annals of medical science are filled with count- garbage. mented as having had liver U.F.O. for the last eight less stories so utterly amazing that the vast majority Amazingly, Miss Hart was not seriously affected by years of his life and President Ronald Reagan, of educated people regard them at the very best, as a the incident. Somehow by some incredible force, according to his top attending physician, has been bunch of poorly written fairy tales. Unfortunately, Janice Hart's mind would not let her die. Psycolo- faking his cerebral cortex since birth. these close-minded skeptics have not spent the gists, after several weeks of testing, finally diag- Spontanious Human Combustion- L. This a condi- countless tedious hours of research that I intend to. nosed her as having the first case of Medical U.F.O. or tion whereby a person, or part of a person, myste- These individuals casually disregard the importance Unbelievable Faked Organ. Thatcs right, Miss Hart riously explodes leaving nothing but ashes in its of any strange and unusual medical phenomena was pretending to have lungs. The rest of her body's place. Most scientists believe certain chemical fac- such as spontaneous human combustion or E.S.P. organs had no inkling that her lungs were missing tors are at work here (boythat narrows it downl) healing simply because they have never seen such a simply because her mind refused to let them know. Spontaneous Human Combustion, or S.H.C., has thing or heard about it from any reputable source. Her hemoglobin was totally -unaware that oxygen been around for about 200 years. Up until now it has Well folks, the time for skepticism is over. That's right was no longer present in her blood and her major only affected lawyers ,but there is no reason to a good friend of mine (a doctorl) told me that all those organs were oblivious to her missing lungs as wll. In believe that it is isolated to this group only. medical stories that were once though to be rumors fact, they worked even better because of the extra Although S.H.C. is a relatively rare condition the are truel room. seriousness of its nature has prompted the Federal -U.F.O.'s- Medical U.F.O.'s (not to be confused with Miss Hart was astonished to hear that she had Center for Disease Control in Atlanta to publish Unidentified Flying Objects) have occured sporadi- medical U.F.O. She told querrying physicians, "I have guidelines for employers around the nation so that cally in the United States since the turn of the cen- on occassion, faked an orgasm, but never an organ." they can check their employers for the illness and tury. Coincidentally, all 26 documented cases live, or Dr. 'Flashdance , her attending physician, stated "the take appropriate measures if any of their workers fall have lived, in my apartment building. medical establishment is now questioning the use- into what the guidelines call the "high risk category. The first incidence of a medical U.F.O. occurred in fulness of all our internal organs. I personally, am of " According to the guidelines , a high risk person is 1903, in a hospital in Chicago. Janice Hart, 20, had the opinion that they are totally unnecessary and in one who "has chronic rashes or boils, snores while been checked in for a routine tonsilectomy. Because fact may be harmful to our overall health. eating, or emits a blue flame while punching in his of a foul-up in her medical charts, though (someone Several well known politicians and celebrities have time-card. If a person elicits one of these symptoms," left out all the consonants), doctors erroneaously come down with medical U.F.O. in the last decade (continued on page 14)

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STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987 1 3 New and Note Worthy Music , Throwing Muses, The Smiths

Spandau Ballet thats not to say that this is the only alluri ng aspect of "" the band. Tanya Donelly, Leslie Langston, and Davie They've done it again. With the release of their fifth and Narcizo (guitarist, bassist and drummer respectively) latest LP "Through the Barricades,"Spandau Ballet has co-mingle with Hersh's singing to achieve sound thats once again reinforced the pillars on which they stand. vigorous and energetic. Overall, the sound is rough, Consisting of nine tracks, all composed by Spandau's distorted, and quick-witted. , "'Through the Barricades" stands on stable Their debut "The Fat Skier" will undoubtedly Spandau Ballet (above) and Throwing Mum ground much like the last two "Parade" and ruffle your feathers and tickle your fancy. (below) "True." This is not to say that this album sounds just like The Smiths the ones mentioned. This album's difference is that it You better sit down. Get a tissue, maybe a gun. NO doesn't ask much of the listener in the way of compre- WAIT, it's not that depressing...or is it? One of the grea- hension as did "Parade," and it doesn't carry as diverse test bands of all time has torn its inner foundations of an array of tunes as did "True." The tracks on this album fortitude, the members each going their own separate are light hearted and captivating. some of the tracks, like ways. The impassioned tie betwee Morrisey and Marr "Swept" are captivating love songs geared toward the has been severed. Yes, you guessed it. The Smiths have romantics in their listening audience. Others like"Cross broken up. the Line" and 'Through the Barricades" parade spirited Even so, talent will not go to waste here. Morrisey will guitars and catchy beats, promoting messages of life !beformulating something new with The Smiths' engi- and struggle. neer Steven Streak, and Marr will be teaming up with Spandau has come a long way since the release of Chrissy Hinde of The Pretenders. As for Joyce and their first album "Journeys to Glory. " Their style has Rourke, the rumor is, that they will join the collabration changed, evolving from a rough edged, syntho-pop to a of Marr and Hinde. No matter what happens, we can be more composed, orderly sound. Spandau has never sure that something lucrative will evolve. Five years of compromised their special style of performing or com- groundwork should amount to at least something. posing. So, if you're a fan, of the band or not, this album is worth looking into. -Kaushal R. Shah Throwing Muses This Bostonian band got their first break overseas on 4AD, the recording label that hosts bands like The Coc- teau Twins, Dead Can't Dance, and This Mortial Coil. Now in America, Throwing Muses is being handled by the daring Sire records. Throwing Muses music is creative, adventerous, and most of all extremely potent. Kristin Hersh's lyrics and singing are quite daring to say the least. Streamed with a bit of nervousness and innocence, they definately fascinate even the most discriminatinfg of tastes; but, Altered States (continued from page 13) the report continues, "it may not necessarily mean they will come down with S.H.C. It may just mean that they are extremely weird individuals, in which case we recommend that you fire them at once." If the individual in question shows all three symp- toms, s.p.h. is likely to be on its way. These people should not be allowed to operate vehicles of any sort. Other restricted activities that the federal report recommended are pumping gas, anchoring a major television news program, and standing within 100 feet of another person. E.S.P. Healing-E.S.P. Healing is a relatively recent discovery, dating back to only 1960. It was in that l year that social scientist Robert Black found that a THECOLUMBIA UNIVERSITY doctor can predict the relative outcome of a patient's I CENTER FOR operation simply by feeling the weight of his wallet. PSYCHOANALYTIC TRAINING AND RESEARCH He also found that many patients needed far less in collaboration with medical care if their doctors meditated intensely on the rock group ABBA. rtEASSOCIATION Since then ther have been almost three-hundred FOR PSYCHOANALYTIC MEDICINE documented cases of E.S.P. Healing (215 to be exact). is sponsoring a symposium The frequency in occurrence of this phenomena seems to rise and fall in direct proportion to the price SENSTRUAL STATES: THE PSYCHOANYLTIC/PSYCHOBIOLOGIC of Bosch pears. INTERFACE Because Federal regulations prohibit me from SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1987 830 A.M. to 5.00 P.M. naming any individual patients of E.S.P. Healing without the expressed written permission of that The Society for Ethnical Culture Meet'ng House patient, I will be unable to use their actual names in Central Park my report. This rule was adopted to protect the West and 64th Street patients' right to privacy. New York, New York ornlpg Panel There is a woman who lives on 203 Melborne on Psycbiohwlogical Perspectives Afternoon Panel on PsychoanalyticPerspectu Street in Madison Wisconsin, with three children, oderated by: Herbert Pardes, M.D. two girls and one boy, who owns a black Chevy Nova, Moderated by: Ethel S. Person, MBD EAKERS: Sheryle Alagna, Ph.D. license plate 223-KLZ, who has recently been oper- SPEAKERS: Virginia Clower, N Jean Endicott, Ph.D. ated on by the nation's leading E.S.P. surgeon, Doctor Helen C. Meyers, M.D. Jacob Meyers. Doctor Meyers, through a form of 'Mary Parlee, Ph.D. Owen Renik, M.D. telekineses, successfull removed his patient's brain Robert Spitzer, M.D. tumor without ever laying a hand on her ( although Robert Michels, M.D. = later he laid both his hands on her). He then success- ickets be fully removed $5000 from her bank account without can purchased for $75 00 and $30.00 (students, residents and candidates) C. ever filling out a withdrawal slip or waiting on line. iould be made out to the F nendsof Columbia Psychoanalytic Center and mailed to Co1 This, as I said, is just one of many dramatic cases of Iniversity Center for Psychoanalytic Training and Research 722- Wes 168tht Street - N E.S.P. Healing that we are aware of. For more infor- .elkets will be sent to you. For mxore Information: 212-927-5o00. CME: 6 Hnrc .2t mation on the subject, write to Mind over Liver, 018, wil be s---. CMR-vpulap, 6 AHn%&c.a. 10004. Detroit Michigan --- ^______-

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18 STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987 |.:>-;::::. >at. i^ :- -;::. a : .:::.*.-.*:.:.:.*-.-.....* : .- ; ^ .- ...... A Good 01' Surprise in the Junior Circuit By Andy Russell one good vear (Tom Candiotti-l l wins) ancd a youngster by teams? Experience. After losing Tony Femandez and Ernie People flock to the ballpark for different reasons. Some the name of Phil Niekro. Whittto injuries, the Blue Jays werent' able to maintain their like to watch their favorite slugger hit one out of the park. composure. When George Bell was asked to carry the team 0thers like to impress their friends with their knowledge of 1987 was a really strange year for the Yaokees. Despite a down the stretch, he pressed. A natural reaction for a young the game. Some even like running back and forth to the shaky pitching staff, the Yankees led the Easstem Division for plaver. Bell and his teammates will be even a better teain; bathroom. But the reason that most people go to the bal- a good part of the year. There were manv signs in the first once they get some experience under their belts. lpark is that they love baseball's unpredictability. Watching half of the season that the Yankees were destined to win the division. a .2() hitter get the game-winning hit or seeing a wacky play Depsite the fact that Don Mattinigly and Rickey In this vear of the enigma. the Al West was the biogest are well worth the price of admission. Before a 162-game Henderson were on the disabled list at thie same time for .enigma of them all. Entering the season, it appeared that several weeks. season. however. you sort of feel that you should be able to the Yankees thrived. Willie Randolph. Dave California and Texas (who did battle for the division crown a Wifield. and Garv predict what's going to happen. After all. the most talented Ward more than picked uip the slack. Rick vear ago) would fight it out for the top sp)t. So where did Rhoden and the agelsss Tommy John provi team (especially in the pitching department) should rise to ided clutch per- thev end tip' Tied for last place. Some people felt that formance after clutch performace. 'Me Yanl the top over the long haul. Taking a look hack at the just kees also staged Kansas City's strong starting pitching would make them nurmerous thrilling comebacks. most not ablv when thev concluded season around the junior circuit. baseball prog- contenders. While KC staved within arm's length of the erased a 7-run deficit against Roger Cleme nns. After the all- nosticators can only scratch their heads and wonder where leaders down the stretch. the win one - lose one pattem star break. 1 they went wrong. it appeared that the Yankees had just about drov G(M J.ohn Schtierolz nuts (who in turn drove Manager licked the injury bag and that their pitchinig had stabilized. NilNy Gardner We've all heard the expression. "from the outhouse to the from his jo*). Who could have expected the total collapsiie of the pitching penthouse." at one time or another. In Cleveland this vear. Although it didn't take mtich to win the division. M1inle- stff. injuries to Randolph and Rhoden. herrendotis slumps the Indians reversed the expression. After being picked to iso)tatdeserves credit for the ttina~iround thev made thiis bv Winfield and Ward and Hederson.i's slow-healing win the Eastern Divesion by Sports Ilhlsrated. the Indians SeaIs0on. Wh11ile the offenst has alwavs "hamniv. A strange. strange year. beenl iII goX)d hwtid. shocked their fans with their horrendous play. Finishing the with the likes of Kirh, Puickett. Keit flie-Nand Garv G-.tti. season with 101 losses, Cleveland experienced one of the Isn't it ironic how the Toronto-Detroit I),atttke turned oit. thet, pitching thas alw%(s bVVi't'l I t-e 'w'vinls stumbling 1)1I,.k most sudden reversals of fortune in recent baseball history Detroit got off to a horrendous start this season but kept 'l'li-inks to strong perfornmatnces by Frank ViolaJeff Keardor There is a lesson to be learned from the Indians disastrous battling and hattling their wavethack into th e race. T(ronto. and Bert Bylevcn. the Twins were able to overcome theit season. You can't win baseball's toughest divisions with a (on tlhe ottter hand. p)layed g(x)d ba Il aIll year long onlyv to lo)set wveakniess. (Onigr.itntiamsare inIo)rderto first-year Manwiviv starting pitching staff that is led by a guy who has had only their final seven ganies. 'lie big difference IeXtw(I-en tilte twiw Tom Kelly for instilliLg a1w innIIig attitlde in this tean. NationalI League. for the Birds By Kostya Kennedy Mitchell. The trades came in the midst of a pennant race, Ryan. Schmidt and Atlanta's Dale Murphy as the league's A bird was struck down during a Shea Stadium flight this and the predictably solid performances that these players classiest veteran stars. season. It seemed portentous when Dion James' flyball put forth make Rosen the executive of the y(ear. Frisco went killed a soaring pigeon and fell for a single in Atlanta's 124, 44-2S after the All-Star break and manager Rager Craig. the Rookie Stars April 12th victory over the Mets; in retrospect it was the split-finger guru, will contest Montreal's Rodgers for Man- perfect omen. By season's end the Mets had been knocked ager Of The Year honors. The aforementioned ad re catcher Benito Santiago lit up off their perch atop the National League's Eastern Division. Owner Marge Schott her wad to the mediia, manager Pete i glx)omv Padre season with his :4 game hit streak, a rookie Fittingly, it was the Cardinals who dethroned the Mets. Rose feuded with his players and the R(eds got terrible re-cord. Santiage hit an even .3(M) for the year and lo(ked The feisty Redbirds revenged that hapless pigeon and made starting pitching. Hence Cincinnati's ugly ciecline. Wetellent behind the plate. Remarkably. San Diego has an AA a firm statement for fowl play. While the rest of the league Houston finished the season with 17 less vwins than in 1986 catcher. Sand(y Alomar. r. (who hit .37A). abotit whom Padre was swatting home runs in record fashion, St. Louis flew when they won the West. Astro outfield

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Men's Soccer Back on Winning-Track By William Laerz Anthony Caputo climaxed the excitment, The field was soggy, the sun was setting, scoring the first of his two goals at 26:03. and the Patriots were winning. This was the Four minutes later VC Mid Fielder David scene vesterdav as the Men's Soccer Team -Effron scored their only goal. The Patriot booted its way to victory over Vassar Col- victory was now fully secured. St. Amour lege. breaking their five gane losing streak. said, "Men's soccer is on the way up." Head Coach Jim Felix said "any time you (see scoring summary on page 19) break a streak like this, it feels great." The rest of the team reflected Coach Fel- ix's sentiments. Mid-Fielder Roy Richards said "[it was a] great game." Lady Pats Romp At the start of the game play was slow and The Lady Patriot's soccer team the teams seemed to be equally matched. As trounced St. John's 7-0 yesterday. Playing the first half moved on. SBU began to take a on Lady Redmen turf, the Lady Pats out- slight edge over VC. This was evident when shot St.John's 27-7 and completely domi- the first goal was scored by Patriot Forward nated the game. Charlie Matos at 23:20. Goal Keeper John Noreen Heiligenstadt had two goals Oldak said "the strength of the Defense was Patriot mid-fielder takes control of play in yesterday's game against Vasser and assisted on three others for Stony kev.- College Brewers. Brook. Tara Caminiti and Rose Hickey Nearing the end of the first half, the Pats also scored twice each. Caminiti has now kept this edge and scored again. Steve St. scored on more thatn 25% of her shots on Amour put in a pass from Matos. goal. Hickey, primarily a defensewoman, As the second half was taking shape the scored for the first time this year. game became more exciting, and a bit Stony Brook's leading scorer Lisa Pala- looser. Play was moving from one end of the dino got her 12th goal of the year. field to the other, and then back again. Mid- -By Kostva Kennedy way through the period Patriot Forward Volleyball Team J.V. Looks Strong in Track By Matthew L Mediatore Leading the team was Freshman Jeff Sweet (21 st) running Can't At the New York Tech Invitational on Saturday, the Stony an impressive 28:09. Mike Siino (29th), who broke 30:00 for Keep Pace Brook Men's Cross-Country team placed 5th of ten teams the first time, was next at 29:01. Rounding out the top five and were the first place Division III tearn. here was some- were Matt Mediatore (34th), Carl Savioa (42nd) and Chris By Kostya Kennedy thing unusual about this group of five runners that made this Weber (43rd). The performance of these players indicates The St any Brook Lady Patriots Volleyball Team lost to meet different from all the others and made Stony Brook the depth of this year's men's cross country team. Division 11 Pace on Tuesday, dropping their season's Cross-Country look very good. The group entered by Coach The women's team also had a good day, placing 6th out of record to 9-5. The Lady Pats, ranked seventh among New Steve Borbet was not the strongest on the team; they were 12 teams without Laura Parker, their top runner so far. York State Division III teams, lost the best-of-five match in Junior Varsity runners who were not allowed to run in the Claudette Mathis (21st) was the women's first finisher in straight games. Hunter Invitational the next day. (Varsity ran at Hunter, and 20:40 - a good showing for her first college race ever. Denise Garofalo and Allison Kane played well in Stony each school was allowed to enter only one team.) Following closely was Julie Stock (23rd) at 20:45. Captain Brook's final tune-up before they head to the Southamp- By the end of the meet,the J.V. runners did not feel dis- Brenda Collins (25th) was third for the team and following ton Invitational this weekend Four of the teams compet- couraged. The teams they had beaten were the varsity her were Tina Smith (36th) and Nina Narula (43rd) to com- ing at Southampton will be, like Pace, from Division 11. teams from other schools, and if the Stony Brook J.V. team plete the women's scoring. The women's team is showing a 'he Lad- Pats face some tough competition but that's could beat half the field, there's no telling what the Stony lot of promise to be sharp competition at the end of the O.K. with Head Coach Tem Tiso. Brook Varsity team could have done. season's N.Y.S.W.CAA Championships. "I'm really looking forward to it,"said Tiso. 'We need some good competition."

- -Clearly. Pace was a worthy opponent; Tiso simply a - - wants her team to face quality foes on a regular basis. The Lady Pats have plenty of talent but have played Statesman PatriotAthlete of the Weekhonors for the week ending inconsistently. "We haven't been consistent," Tiso admitted. "A lot of October 5 went to Robert Huchinson. The Football Patriots defen- people contribute, but the thing is to get everyone to sive lineman recorded ten tackels, a quarterback sack, and a contribute on the same day. I'm going to have to make some decisions." fumble recovery in Stony Brook's 23-0 loss at Cortland State. Two T he decisions Tiso must make are a coach's dream. of Huchinson's tackles resulted in a loss of yardage for the Cor- = The Lady Pats have a lot of depth all around, and the abundance of solid players means that Tiso has been tland State offense. playing many different people. Most players have con- tributed, but some team members have not been getting enough playing time to stay sharp. This is a major factor in Stony Brook's inconsistency and Coach Tiso must now choose who to give regular playing time to. The Wonderful World of F&sbees Despite the recent loss, Coach Tiso is "real happy with the team's progress." The Lady Pats have played some It's a sport full of complexities and sudden, unrepeated Bell and Hudoklin, have already amassed 14 world tiles in excellent volleyball this year and should be confident occurrences - 5 to 100 disc interchanges within a five freestyle. going into Southampton. minute time period, for example. Members of the Bud Lqoht Frisbee Disc Team choreograph their own routines incorporating each one's style to the It's professionaldiscthrowing, and John "Crazy" Brooks, "*WeekendSporls*** music in an effort to find that perfect balance of harmony captain of the Bud Light Frisbeen Disc Tearnhasit mastered. required in team competition. Brooks said it takes about '*Chip (Bell), Joey Hudoklin and I throw the disc to each A 4:00 p & three months for him, Bell and Hudoklin to perfect and lhu MWm enr'sT V&Qweens other doings as many different maneuvers as possible, both 3:00 p n polish a routine. FK Womens Ters vs Baydh A together and solo. We entertain," said Brooks, a Santa Bar- 'We have performed all across the world and just in the Se Fbotbf vs Kew H 1:0pm bara, Calif. resident. "Chip and Joey are conskdered two of SaL Men's UCO V KEWPbk H I1Opjn the world's most exciting players." past six years, we have noticed an incredible increase in the SOa Wmen's Soce VsQy A I 1: 00 popularity of the sport," said Brooks. "Freestyle Frisbee, Su.L Woes'sScer vsMNCaw A I 1: 00 Brooks clinched the 1986 Overall World Disc Champion- now in its 30th year, has become a great source of entertain- Weim(al K -() ship, the Frisbee equivalent of the decathlon. His partners, ment both indoors and out." -- I- -- - - 20 STATESMAN Thursday, October 8, 1987.