Prostitutes Are Cheaper Than Gold Diggers by Doug Raynor Illustrated by Jason Seiler Contents
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celebritycelebrity divorcesdivorces prostitutes are cheaper than Gold diGGers by Doug RaynoR illustrated by Jason seiler contents KICKSTARTER PROJECT PURPOSE OF THE BOOK QUOTATIONS CHARLIE SHEEN IS AHEAD OF HIS TIME! CHAPTER 1: WHAT IS A GOLD DIGGER? CHAPTER 2: PROSTITUTES ARE AN ALTERNATIVE! CHAPTER 3: CELEBRITY DIVORCES CHAPTER 4: FAMOUS CLIENTS OF PROSTITUTES CHAPTER 5: FAMOUS COURTESANS, PROSTITUTES, MADAMS, BROTHEL OPERATORS AND ESCORT AGENCY OPERATORS CHAPTER 6: POLITICIANS AND BUREAUCRATS WHO COULD HAVE AVOIDED SEX SCANDALS BY USING PROSTITUTES CHAPTER 7: GOLD DIGGERS IN MAY-DECEMBER COUPLES SOURCES INDEX on tHe coVeR: Arnold Schwarzenegger with his maid and mistress celebrity Mildred Patricia “Patty” Baena. Arnold and the maid had an affair together celebrity which contributed to his marriage with the gold digger Maria Shriver, a divorces Kennedy heiress, ending in an expensive divorce with Arnold having to pay Maria an outrageously high divorce settlement of an estimated $250 to $375 prostitutes are cheaper than Gold diGGers million as if the Kennedys do not have enough money. 3 CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS contents charlie sheen KICKSTARTER PROJECT PURPOSE OF THE BOOK QUOTATIONS CHARLIE SHEEN IS AHEAD OF HIS TIME! CHAPTER 1: WHAT IS A GOLD DIGGER? CHAPTER 2: PROSTITUTES ARE AN ALTERNATIVE! CHAPTER 3: CELEBRITY DIVORCES “I’m tired of pretending I’m CHAPTER 4: not special. I’m tired of FAMOUS CLIENTS OF PROSTITUTES pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars. CHAPTER 5: People can’t figure me out. FAMOUS COURTESANS, PROSTITUTES, MADAMS, They can’t process me. I BROTHEL OPERATORS AND ESCORT AGENCY OPERATORS don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a nor- mal brain. I will not believe CHAPTER 6: that if I do something then I POLITICIANS AND BUREAUCRATS WHO COULD HAVE AVOIDED have to follow a certain path SEX SCANDALS BY USING PROSTITUTES because it was written for normal people. People who CHAPTER 7: aren’t special. People who GOLD DIGGERS IN MAY-DECEMBER COUPLES don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.” SOURCES Charlie Sheen INDEX on tHe coVeR: Arnold Schwarzenegger with his maid and mistress celebrity Mildred Patricia “Patty” Baena. Arnold and the maid had an affair together celebrity which contributed to his marriage with the gold digger Maria Shriver, a divorces Kennedy heiress, ending in an expensive divorce with Arnold having to pay Maria an outrageously high divorce settlement of an estimated $250 to $375 prostitutes are cheaper than Gold diGGers million as if the Kennedys do not have enough money. 23 CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS charlie sheen Mike Tyson (left) and Charlie Sheen (right) at the ArcLight Charlie Sheen (left) and his first wife the gold digger Donna Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California for the Peele (right) after their wedding on September 3, 1995 at the movie premiere of their movie Scary Movie 5 on April 11, 2013. Saddle Rock Ranch in Malibu, California. CHARLIE SHEEN IS AHEAD OF HIS TIME! Charlie’s real name is Carlos irwin estevez and he’s the son of distinguished actor mar- tin sheen and brother of actor emilio estevez. Born on september 3, 1965, Charlie sheen, like many great people, was destined to become a man ahead of his time. in fact, Charlie could well be the poster boy for the fact that prostitutes are cheaper than gold diggers. if nothing else, his failed (and expensive) marriages taught him that. so, as time marches on, Charlie increasingly marches away from matrimony and its gold diggers and toward the live-for-today, far less costly fun of prostitutes, porn stars and live-in “goddesses.” Charlie has truly become a role model for budget conscious, sexu- ally promiscuous, fun loving men everywhere. long live King of Pussy Charlie sheen! his amazing talents as a player no doubt contributed both to Charlie sheen’s success on Two and a Half Men and his success with a multitude of women, particularly prostitutes and porn stars. he has all the perfect attributes for this success, including: • Hollywood celebrity status. • Non-judgmental attitude about porn stars, drug dealers and prostitutes. • Mastery of the art of seduction. • Knowledge of how to perform comedy, to entertain his fans and introduce pop cultural phrases. • Believing in and practicing sexual promiscuity and open sexual relationships. • Only pursues and seduces beautiful women. • Possess a net worth of millions which is always useful in convincing women to have sex especially 24 CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS charlie sheen Charlie Sheen (left) and his second wife the gold dig- Charlie Sheen’s third wife the gold digger Brooke ger Denise Richards (right) at the Undercover Brother Mueller (left) and him (right) at the Planet Hollywood movie premiere in Los Angeles on May 30, 2002. Resort & Casino Grand Opening Celebration in Las Vegas, Nevada on November 17, 2007. if some of the money is shared with them. One would expect nothing less from a “rock star from Mars with tiger blood and Adonis DNA.” If nothing else, Charlie Sheen has proven himself to be an expert multi-tasker. While he was establish- ing his reputation as the world’s greatest pussy hound and drug dealers’ favorite customer, Charlie was accumulating impressive credits as an actor. In the movie world, Charlie has starred in several movies including Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986), Platoon (1986), Wall Street (1987), Major League (1989), Hot Shots! (1991), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Scary Movie 4 (2006), Machette Kills (2013), and Scary Movie 5 (2013). Charlie is most famous on television for his performances in Spin City, Two and a Half Men, and Anger Management. Charlie was making $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men in 2010 mak- ing him the highest paid actor on television. That kind of cash can buy a lot of women and drugs, and Charlie was determined not to waste those opportunities. Charlie was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his acting achievements in 1994. Now if there were only an award for Charlie’s sexual conquests as a player. After a very public and extensive, drug-fueled meltdown, Charlie was dismissed from Two and a Half Men on March 7, 2011. He was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Charlie went on to star in his next series Anger Management for FX. Charlie’s larger than life lifestyle and legendary sexual adventures has spawned a plethora of Charlie Sheen themed porn movies starring one or more of his porn star girlfriends to the point where they have become their own porn movie genre. Over the years Charlie has participated in three marriages and divorces, produce five children not all in marriage, and had sex with seemingly dozens of former and present girlfriends both porn stars and Hollywood actresses. No one has ever called him Mr. Commitment. September 3, 1995 marked Charlie’s first marriage, to model Donna Peele, which lasted barely a 25 CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS charlie sheen Porn star Ginger Lynn (left) and her boyfriend Charlie Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at Sony Studios in Culver Sheen (right) at the Saugus Speedway on October 6, City, California attending the Comedy Central’s Annual 1990 attending the Second Annual Reid Rondell Stunt Commie Awards on November 22, 2003. Charlie Sheen Foundation Enduro 150 in Saugus, California. was one of the clients of Heidi’s prostitution ring. year ending in divorce on November 19, 1996 after an escort agency operated by notorious Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss got in trouble with the law and Charlie was outed as one of the agency’s clients to the tune of $50,000 he had spent on prostitutes. That is, as Led Zeppelin put it, a whole lotta love. At the time of their marriage Charlie described Peele by saying, “She’s an angel sent from Heaven to take me through the rest of my journey.” However, at the time of their divorce Charlie compared Peele to a vehicle, “You buy a bad car, it breaks down.” Actress, model, and former Bond girl Denise Richards (born February 17, 1971) became wife #2 on June 15, 2002. Let us get right to the dirt. Richards filed for divorce while she was pregnant with their second daughter. And just to make her feelings for Charlie crystal clear, she filed a restraining order against Charlie, accusing him of making death threats to her. Clearly, Charlie was accumulating experi- ence for his future Anger Management show. The divorce was finalized on November 30, 2006 and Rich- ards’ payoff for having dealt with Charlie was reportedly: $52,000 per month tax-free in child support, $60,000 per month tax-free in alimony for two years, in addition to a percentage of Charlie’s sit-com, Two and a Half Man, which comes out to $25 million. Talk about hitting the jackpot without even set- ting foot in Las Vegas! For his third marriage, on May 30, 2008, Charlie took a break from celebrities and porn stars to marry socialite Brooke Mueller (born August 19, 1977). They produced two sons. In 2009, Sheen received a restraining order from Mueller. She accused him of assault and of being insane. But keep in mind that Mueller herself has been in rehab for alcohol and drug issues. Their divorce was finalized on May 2, 2011. Mueller reportedly received a lump sum of $757,698.70 plus $1 million for her share of their mari- 26 CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS charlie sheen Charlie Sheen’s sex partners and porn stars Melanie Charlie Sheen’s sex partner and porn star Heather Rios (left) and Capri Anderson (right) appearing on Hunter at the FYE Music Store promoting her new CD the web-based TV show Steppin’ Out of the Tabloids The Unexpected on July 22, 2005.