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Claremont Colleges Scholarship @ Claremont CMC Senior Theses CMC Student Scholarship 2011 Memoir: A Collection of Short Stories Jeffrey Kang Claremont McKenna College Recommended Citation Kang, Jeffrey, "Memoir: A Collection of Short Stories" (2011). CMC Senior Theses. Paper 261. http://scholarship.claremont.edu/cmc_theses/261 This Open Access Senior Thesis is brought to you by Scholarship@Claremont. It has been accepted for inclusion in this collection by an authorized administrator. For more information, please contact [email protected]. CLAREMONT McKENNA COLLEGE Memoirs: A Collection of Short Stories SUBMITTED TO PROFESSOR FARRELL AND DEAN GREGORY HESS BY JEFFREY KANG FOR SENIOR THESIS FALL 2011 28 NOVEMBER 2011 Memoirs: A Collection of Short Stories X-X: delineates the Wing- was winter in Annapolis and I had Blue MAgneT: is a Deck of a given location in probably been on restriction for over ridged, blue bed sheet. Bancroft Hall . The Deck is IT two months now because I remember each midshipman is issued the floor level. There are 8 seeing the Fall leaves when I began restriction and two blue magnets, but in wings and most wings have now there was snow on the ground. the madness of the laundry 4 decks. The first deck is the system a midshipman may “0” deck, so a wing with 4 I had been doing this for a so long and yet here I end up with more than decks actually has 5 floors. was, in my warm sleeping bag, the sleeping bag on two. the blue magnet is so The starboard side is odd my blue magnet , the blue magnet that was tightly called because it attracts (0-7) wings and the port wrapped over my rack , the rack that was bunked mids to itself, primarily for side is even (2-8) wings. above my desk, the desk in my room in Bancroft naps. This is a “ship” that cannot Hall 3-0. set sail. It was dark outside and when I reached my hand RACK: not the medieval torture device as much as ResTRICTIOn: is to be re - out to touch my window, my warm hand stuck for that might have made stricted; restricted to the a moment to the frozen glass. And there I was in sense. In this case, a rack is u.s. naval Academy my warm sleeping bag and I had been doing this a midshipman’s bunked grounds. A Midshipman for months and I knew that what I was doing was bed. (Mid) on restriction must be all wrong. The moment was all wrong because I present for five musters a had been doing this for so long and unless my MOOW [as in “now”]: day: 0630, 1015, 1530, cheap, issued alarm clock was wrong in telling me Midshipman Officer of the 2000, 2230. On weekends, that it was 0630, I was all wrong. Watch there is also a “surprise Muster”. The musters are to That I was now hosed would be an apropos way OOW [as in “o...o...w”]: insure that a Mid is on the of describing my situation. Officer of the Watch Yard; the “surprise Muster” is called to fuck mids over. The uniform is specified over the 1-MC and said uniform must be in immaculate con - dition. Roll is taken at the Restriction Muster by means of yellow Restriction Cards. These restriction cards are ini - tialled by either the OOW or MOOW (whichever is present for the muster). Whoever is present to administer the muster inspects each restrictees uniform and then some words are addressed to the restrictees. Restriction is com - plicated and a strange sort of prison heirarchy is in force. The longer one’s restriction, the more one’s clout with the other restrictees. Mr. Kang spent roughly two-hundred days on restriction; his longest stint was in the ballpark- figure of 120 days; he may have set some kind of record, but is not proud of this fact at all. HOSED : sDB: seRVICe DRess Blues BAsIC unIFORM to be COMPOnenTs: Coat, Service Dress Blue Shirt, White I could tell myself that I had a choice, but I would Dress Trousers, Blue sTRIBlIng WAlK : This Dress Cap, Combination, White walkway is the main walk - know that I did not have a choice. I knew I didn’t Shoes, Dress, Black way from Bancroft Hall to have a choice and yet, for a few more seconds, I Socks, Black would continue to hose myself. Undershirt, White the majority of the aca - Undershorts demic buildings. There are Belt, Black, w/Gold Clip two brick lanes that cut You see, I had somewhere to be. I should have Necktie, Black, Four-in-Hand been at this place fifteen minutes ago. I had been Buckle, Gold across the campus. strib - Ribbons ling Walk begins at the Vir - at this place every morning since the falling of the leaves along Stribling Walk – without fail. And, gin Cannons is interrupted PResCRIBABle ITeMs: now, this morning, when snow was on the ground, by the naval Academy All-Weather Coat, Blue I was not at this place where I should have been seal, the statue of Tecum - Gloves, Black /White sixteen minutes ago. Overcoat, Blue seh, the Mexican War Me - morial, and ends at the The following takes place over the eternal, method - OPTIOnAl ITeMs: Macedonian Monument. ical, practiced, psychotic span of three minutes: Cap, garrison, Blue Between class periods, Cuff Links, Gold one may see the sea of Earmuffs (w/outergarment only) Jumping out of my rack onto my desk chair. Black mids pouring out from Jacket, Black dress socks, underwear, and crew-neck undershirt Overshoes classes all over the Yard to are what I have been sleeping in for months. SDB Reefer continue on to their vari - scarf (w/outergarment only) shirt with shirt-stays draped over my desk chair is ous preoccupations. The sweater, Cardigan, Blue now buttoned onto me (soft shoulderboards on the sweater, V-neck, Black walk is rather pleasant, but shirt). Stays go over my feet and now, the trousers Tie Clasp/Tack in three years, I stopped (also draped on my desk chair), now on me. Belt Vest, shirt w/o epaulets no more than four times to umbrella, Black buckled (my asshole is not showing). My black ox - look around and take it all Name/Identification Tag fords are underneath my desk chair and I slip into in. I am certain that this OCCAsIOns FOR WeAR: lack of awareness for MAY Be PResCRIBeD FOR beauty had nothing to do WeAR YeAR-ROunD TO with my inability to appre - All OFFICIAl FunCTIOns ciate or my being busy—it AssHOle: not the sphincter-type and not the person - WHen FORMAl DRess, had everything to do with ality-type. The asshole can be found on all military DInneR DRess OR Full the fact that stopping and buckle belts. When the buckle is properly fastened, a DRess unIFORMs ARe nOT looking around had no small hole on the backside of the buckle (asshole) is PResCRIBeD AnD CIVIlIAn place in my life as an offi - covered. The asshole must not be shown in public; this eQuIVAlenT DRess Is cer candidate in the would be indecent. COAT AnD TIe. united states navy. seCOnD ClAss DOORs : second Class (Juniors) and Firsties BAnCROFT HAll: is the largest dormitory in the (seniors) rate (are allowed) to use these doors. There are two world; it houses all 4,000 mids and has more such doors that lead into Bancroft Hall and they are clearly than 1,700 rooms, 5 miles of p-ways (passage - marked in gold lettering. Please visit Annapolis one day and ways), and 33 acres of floorspace. All the basic fa - after watching noon Meal Formation in T-Court (Tecumseh cilities that midshipmen need for daily living are Court) look to your right and left as you walk up to the Ro - found in the hall.[6] It is affectionately referred to tunda. These two narrow doors are those doors which are al - as "Mother B" or "The Hall" by Midshipmen. lowed only to the upperclassmen. There are also two other Bancroft Hall was designed by Beaux-Arts archi - doors which are de facto “special doors”. These are the doors tect ernest Flagg and its central rotunda and first that lead into 1-0 and 2-0. All underclassmen must use the two wings were built in 1901–06. Over the inter - breezeway doors between vening years it has been ex - them and tie them up. I walk over to my closet and 1-0/3-0 and panded to encompass eight unroll my tie and knot it around my neck (I flip the 2-0/4-0. wings of five stories collar up, slip the tie around my neck, flip the collar Confused? ("decks") each numbered 0- down, and then knot the tie): half-Windsor with a You musn’t 4.In addition to the mid - sorchetta. My regulation tie bar is clasped to my be. shipmen rooms, Bancroft P soft shoulderboard and I move it from there to Hall houses offices for the where it should be between the second and third Commandant of Midship - button (my preference is to have it closer to the second than the third). I grab my cover from its men, six battalion officers, hook and flip it onto my head and square it up as I six battalion chaplains, look at myself in the mirror. I grab my SDB jacket thirty company officers and O their senior enlisted leaders, from its hanger and am flying out of my room. Right turn.