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Jazz Wednesdays with PAPA MAMBO Jam Night every Thurs. with JOE RICARDO Every Sunday: ALL THE KINGSMEN Fri. Dec. 3 E, Sat. Dec. 4 (9 am - Zam) - EGO SPANK 2 THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22,2004 :71) HOHCTOR News briefs

By The Projector news staff Monday off. the Notre Dame campus during Editor-in-Chief 'Although there are advantages the month of December. Shannon Martin to this system, students become The Audit is reviewing all [email protected] SA Petition for Reading Week more stressed," says SA vice- campus locations, in respect to president for the Princess Street personal safety issues, as well as News Editor The Student Association is campus, Craig Loewen. "School, asset security. Alana Pona launching a 'Bring Back the Break' finances, work, relationships, Students involved will be [email protected] petition in support of reading everything adds up." broken into teams of 3 or 4, as week. Because several programs A petition is circulating around well as a team leader. All groups have switched from a trimester the campus for students to sign. will be required to do a physical Entertainment Editor system to a semester system, examination of the - assigned site Ryan Hladun students have been left without Audit Committee Volunteers or building. [email protected] a week off of classes. Instead Anyone interested in volunteer- of a full five-day break, this year The college is looking for 12 ing can contact Grant Morrison Layout/Photo Editor students will only be receiving an volunteers to assist in a Security [email protected] prior to Trevor Kuna extended weekend — a Friday and Audit Committee walkabout at Nov. 29 at 632-2323. [email protected]

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BY NATHAN WILLOUGHBY she already has a job lined up importer, international business with her summer employer who manager and international inside Contributing Writers and Photographers mong the many business- was impressed with her perfor- sales representative. related programs offered mance during the practicum. "There's a big focus on cultural Kyle Bakx Chris Kitching t Red River College, one In yearly surveys of Red River aspects and how they apply from Mitch Calvert Richard Liebrecht takes the world of business to graduates, 25 out of the 29 gradu- a business perspective" says Dave Capone David Neufeld another level. ates from the international busi- Prokopiuk. Barret Coates Matt Packwood The one-year international ness program during the last four "I'm really looking forward to Mike Delacruz Kevin Ranville Lori Ebbitt David Ridgley business advanced diploma years have found employment. graduation." Shawna Forester Chad Smith program at RRC is designed to This translates into an 86 per For more information on the Dan Gervais Jarrett Storey prepare students for the demands cent employment rate for gradu- international business program, Darryl Gunther Shaun Willingham and challenges posed in an inter- ates of the program. Some jobs brochures are available at the Elizabeth Holmstrom Nathan Willoughby Julie Horbal national marketplace. of international business grads Notre Dame and Princess Street Allan Green, an instructor in include: marketing consultant, campuses, or log onto rrc.mb.ca. the program, says it offers many currency broker, air freight opportunities for students. "Students take part in a wide range of networking events in which they meet top-level busi- RED RIVER COLLEG Got Ink? ness people, government officials and politicians. The program has a very real Security Audit 2005 life feel, he says. He adds that The next story meeting although the program material • Got a Security Concern ? for the Projector is noon, is high-level and challenging, it's more practically based. dditional Security Services ? Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004. Green, before becoming a full- time instructor at RRC, taught at and Security Works ? the college, while working with a Manitoban corporation as a mar- dyes to At* of the above questions. keting manager. Plan on attending the Contact the Projector at: Applicants to the program Red River College should possess good communi- Phone: 204.949.8466 Security Audit 2005 cation skills, an interest in inter- STAFF & STUDENTS OPEN FORUMS Fax: 204.949.9159 national events and sensitivity to The e on Projector cross-cultural relations. Previous c/o Red River College Students' Association business experience and/or edu- P 110 - 160 Princess Street cation are also a requirement. Winnipeg, Manitoba, R3B 1K9 During the program's 12- month duration, students take For advertising information, contact part in a variety of things such Guy Lussier at: as a summer practicum with an CAN'T MAKE IT BUT WANT TO TELL US ABOUT SOMETHING ? 204.632.2070 Call us at (204) 632-2323 or e-mail us at gmorrisoraterromb.ea organization involved in global marketing. Student Krystal Prokopiuk says

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Student nabs $1,500 Engineers to host event Volunteering pays off IEEE celebrates 40 years

BY CHAD SMITH in the college's ACCESS integrated pre- BY MITCH CALVERT demonstrated long-term sustainability trades program, Audy is now working and leads the way in many aspects." andshakes and high fives are in towards an automotive technician cer- ed River College's Institute of Kemp is impressed with the success order for Red River College stu- tificate. Electrical and Electronic Engineers IEEE has achieved at the college and looks dent Chad Audy who was one of "Chad works really hard, and his exams R (IEEE) student branch will be host- forward to future progress in the years to H the recent recipients of the Helen Betty show that he is studying," says Art Turner, ing their 40th anniversary celebration on come. Osborne Award. Audy's instructor. Dec. 1. Many students, staff, alumni, and "When the branch was started, I don't Audy, a second-year automotive tech- "He has a good potential and if he puts members of the engineering community think that any of us thought it would nician student, was presented with a his mind to it, he can go real far." will be attending. achieve the prominent role it has attained $1,500 scholarship by Attorney General Audy plans to enter the workforce The event will take place in the atrium in local, national, and international Gord Mackintosh during a two-hour immediately after he graduates and work of the RRC's circles." ceremony at the Millenium Centre on Princess Dueck towards becoming a fully licenced jour- When the branch was started, I don't Nov. 4. neyman mechanic. Street campus thanks the col- Audy, 24, was one of nine Manitoba "I want to work in a custom shop doing from 6 p.m. to think that any of us thought it would lege for their students who received a bursary in mem- 9 p.m. commitment low to high-end work," says Audy. "I achieve the pro minent role it has ory of Helen Betty Osborne. The bursary want to be involved in the total restoring Bob Dueck, to the IEEE. rewards students who enhance the com- of vehicles." IEEE stu- attained in local, n ational, and interna- "RRC has munity through volunteering and exhibit Marcy Richard, chair of the Helen dent branch always been tional circles. a dedication to his or her field of study. Betty Osborne Memorial Foundation, counselor at supportive of "I was volunteering for 10 hours a says Audy was unique from the other the Princess IEEE," Dueck month at my daughter's daycare," says recipients of this year's awards. Street cam- -BOB DUECK said. "There pus, believes Audy. "I was there to help whenever they "Chad was the only student in a trade- has been rec- needed something fixed." based program," says Richard. "With the event will provide an excellent means ognition on the part of the college that it Audy volunteered at the River Avenue today's labour market shortages, he'll of networking for students and industry is important for students to actively par- Co-op Day Nursery Inc. at 175 Mayfair never be out of a job." representatives alike. ticipate in professional societies." Ave. but had to put his services on hold Audy credits the inspiration of his "IEEE provides ways for students to The IEEE is a non-profit technical orga- so he could focus on his studies. two-year-old daughter Tina for his suc- meet potential employers and future nization with 380,000 members across Audy is a graduate from the mechan- cess, and says to excel in his studies, he colleagues through industry tours and the world. RRC's student branch, estab- ics program at Technical Vocational has had to work hard and use his time networking events, such as our 40th anni- lished in 1964, has been a long supporting high school, but decided to spend a few wisely. versary celebration this December," says member of events and scholarships for years in the work force before enrolling "The course is very condensed," says Dueck. students in the electrical, electronics, and at RRC. Audy. "I don't take spares or weekends The theme of the celebration will focus technology related fields. "I was going from job to job and after for granted." on the past, present, and future of the They provide mentoring for students by years of meaningless work I decided to college's IEEE and will involve all guests. taking them on technical tours, loaning focus on my career," says Audy. Dave Kemp, the first RRC IEEE student them equipment and supplies, and pre- Having completed a year of studies chair, will be the guest of honour for the paring them for success in school as well evening's festivities. as their future careers. "It is a privilege to be the guest of honor for this anniversary event. The branch has Universities need help: survey

BY ROBERT KOTYK most universities must meet. CUP CENTRAL BUREAU CHIEF John Danakas, spokesperson for the JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER University of Manitoba, said the school's consistently lacklustre ranking is frustrat- Worldwide, cervical cancer is the 5 th most common cause of death NNIPEG (CUP) -- Manitoba's ing because, as the only medical-doctoral from cancer in women. Cervical cancer can be/may be caused by universities once again failed institution in the province, the university Human Papilloma Virus, or HPV, which is transmitted during sexual Wto do as well as most other has to admit students with lower averages intercourse. Infection with HPV is very common. Everyone who Canadian institutions in the annual to be as accessible as possible. becomes sexually active is at risk of infection. 3 out of every 4 Maclean's survey, but the results may be "Schools that don't even allow stu- sexually active women get an HPV infection at some point in their a symptom of a larger problem facing dents who have less than a 75 per cent lives-young women are more likely to be infected. post-secondary education in Canada, average in are rewarded and are ranked The PATRICIA clinical Research Trial is a large-scale, clinical one of the magazine's editors says. The more highly than universities like ours research trial of a new cervical cancer vaccine. By joining-you could University of Manitoba placed 15th out of that have more of an open-door policy help millions of women in the future reduce their risks of developing 15 in the medical-doctoral category, with (and) believe in offering opportunity to cervical cancer-if the vaccine proves to be as effective as indicated in the University of Winnipeg dropping one those who can succeed." Danakas also earlier studies. position in the primarily undergraduate said most readers of the issue look at the YOU can volunteer for the PATRICIA Clinical Research Trial if category to 11th out of 21 schools. overall rankings and do not examine the you are: Brandon University faired a little better, results closely. He pointed to the "value- • A woman aged 15 -25 years of age. moving up two posithins to 14th among added" category, in which the University • In good health. undergraduate institutions. of Manitoba ranks 12th overall. • Not pregnant and intending to become pregnant in the next 8 For the past 13 years, Maclean's has "They report (the value-added result), months. been rating Canadian universities under but it has no weight in their ranking," he a variety of categories such as class size said. "If that had weight, we would out- IF you are enrolled in the PATRICIA Clinical Trial you will receive and the average entering grade for first- perform every other university in our cat- 3 doses of a vaccine over a 6-month period. You will receive either: year students. egory and probably every other university • The PATRICIA vaccine against the HPV infections that cause Ann Dowsett Johnston, the editor in western Canada." 70% of cervical cancers; OR behind the survey, said students disap- He added: "It is of concern that the local • A 'control' vaccine against HEPATITIS A infection, which pointed with the results for Manitoba's media just kind of jump on something causes liver disease. schools should question whether their that's being spoon-fed by a competing During the 4 years of the clinical research trial you will have regular institution is receiving the kind of sup- media outlet." blood tests, medical examinations and pelvic examinations. port it needs. Dowsett Johnston agreed she was dis- If you are interested or want to ask questions, please call "We're looking at record-low per-stu- appointed with the way the Winnipeg Dr. Aoki's Research Clinic at (204) 789-3480 dent funding in this country and record- Free Press reported the results of the Monday to Friday, 9:00 a.m.-4:00p.m. high demand on the part of students," she survey -- with the headline Manitoba said. "We're talking about public funding Universities Flunk. AN HONORARIUM WILL BE PROVIDED to publicly funded institutions." "That headline was devastating," she Since its inception, the ranking issue said. "I think people tend to treat it like quickly became the publication's most the swimsuit issue or Fortune 500 . . . and popular, prompting criticism from some I'm the first to say that I too find that dis- university officials who say the rankings appointing." oversimplify the diverse range of needs Red River College STUDENTS: ASSOCIATION

Make it yours! Proud lembers ol Feel Free to A message From Your SA contact us at: 1We are excited to announce the opening of the new quit study E._ lounge. We invite all of you to use the lounge in hallway "E" at 'the Notre Dame campus. The space is the perfect place to E_ Shauna Grant 3 study, meet with groups and eat your lunch. Also, wish us luck L 7.71' :Student as we are in Ottawa lobbying the Federal Government on PSE I New Club faIrs (Post Secondary education) issues. Who we r: African Caribbean SA I The SA executive is currently working on important issues What we Represent: -i such as Teacher Evaluations, Semester System break, Safety Unity and Education on Ryan Mariani issues, Town Hall Class Rep System, Social Events and the both Campuses while hav- lnext phases of our building projects. ing fun doing it. Pre S 'dent What we would like to do (204) 632- 1We wish you all the best in your studies! Please come by and Social, Fundraising events maybe even Excursions ivisit us anytime at DM20 for Notre Dame or P110 for the Prin- cess Street campus. Our first meeting will be held on Tuesday Novem- Sincerely, ber 30th @ 41:30pm in the Becky Turner i Multipurpose room g. the VP Finance Princess Street Campus (204) 632-2480 Your Students' Association: I Contact info: Pre sident Ryan Mariani Natalie-229-9554 or 1Sha.una Grant niexoticotrnaii. corn B ecky Turner Vice President Craig La elven Craig lowers Yotick. 880-0515 or [email protected] VT f'fiiii e ss • (204) 949- mrrrirrrrnrrrIrmr^rrrIrrirrrlirilr7TrrnrrqrrrmnlirwrINT" ,r11,11 BRING BACK THE BREAK Notre Dante Campus DM2o - 2DF5 LurrieA-via-cr- ';Arinntez2 Manitc‘ba PETITION F:211 c1/4.T9 (204) 672- 2375 READING WEEK HAS BEEN TAKEN A WAY FROM Princess Street Campus Piirn-J.Co Prhoess ALL STUDENTS IN THE SEMESTER SYSTEM F•tarinciba P.3E; (204)949-8465 -1 IN 12 COLLEGE STUDENTS MAKE A SUICIDE PLAN, SUICIDE IS THE SECOND LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG COLLEGE STUDENTS -READING WEEK PROVIDES STUDENTS WITH VALUABLE Nov 27- MOOSE GAME TIME TO DE— STRESS AND TO CATCH UP ON THEIR come see Jordan. Toctoo" Ticket available at the HOMEWORK, AND LIVES OxSt the Mercantile

Dec 2— X-IVlas Kegp,er Visit the SA Office at both campuses or con- Notre Dame 3-7 in the Cave tact your class rep to sign the petition to .Are you interested in Snowboarding or Skiing keep your eye: and ears Bring Back the Break open or drop in @ Dtv12o or P ilo for more info Safe Walk Attention Food Bank Recipients !! ID find snote out ab out the SA Be Smart!! Call Us!! event. Jain the SA Events Eltiail Holiday Hampers Available List.. Email s aevents17.nc a with Wednesday, December Oh Princess Street Campus add me to the list" in the subject Food Bank Trailer/ Note Dame Campus Contact Campus

Pick- up between 1:olo and .1.:oc Security at 949 - 8305 If you need help this year please register for your Holiday Hamper by December loth Notre Dame Campus Che ck out the Students' Association Registration kerns available gl the Students Ass mations offices DM2o or Pd..to Safe Walk Phones or web site w ink?. r re s a. call 632-2323 THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 ne s 5 Operation Red Nose lights up for '04

BY LESLIE WILLIAMSON Manitoba Public Insurance, and made up of three people, either a great cause. It promotes safety to the community," says Wray. hosted by Manta Swim Club in SA members or student volun- and discourages drinking and "Clients sign up to volunteer he 2004 Operation Red Winnipeg. driving," says a few nights later as they realize Nose campaign is kicking A motor- Ryan Mariani, what a great service it is and they T off for another season, ist can call The Students' Association decid- president of want to show their apprecia- and this year Red River College is Operation the SA. "It is tion." involved for the first time. Red Nose, and ed to participate in Operation an opportu- Operation Red Nose was the Operation Red Nose is a vol- three volun- nity to work brainchild of Dr. Jean-Marie unteer program dedicated to the teers will drive Red Nose because it's a great with the De Koninck, coach of the Laval fight against drinking and driv- the individual community University's swim team. It began ing over the holiday season. and vehicle cause. It promotes safety and and provide a in 1984 to grant scholarships to Suzanne Wray, Operation Red to their desti- helping hand prime swimmers. There are now Nose coordinator for Winnipeg, nation. This over the holi- more than 90 host organizations says it is important that people service is free, discourages drinking and driving , days." across Canada, and others in know there is an alternative to but donations Over the France and Switzerland. drinking and driving. are gratefully -RYAN MARIAN' past nine If you are interested in vol- "One death from drinking accepted. In years, hun- unteering your time, contact and driving is too many, and Winnipeg, donations are direct- teers, and led by an executive of dreds of volunteers have safely the SA at the Notre Dame or the SA. Operation Red Nose wants to do ed to the Manta Swim Club. provided almost 11,500 rides. Princess Street campuses. You its part to prevent that situation," The Students' Association is "The Student Association "Year after year many volun- can also call 957-5071, or e-mail she says. organizing four teams to drive decided to participate in teers return to participate in the [email protected]. The program is sponsored by on Dec. 2. Each team is to be Operation Red Nose because it's campaign as a way of giving back

Refugee recounts past

BY DAVID NEUFELD manders would give the child following them. There, they only soldiers confidence by telling had food for survival. F tom first impression of them that they were the better "It was better than nothing. Anthony Gwidio, you fighters, the leaders of tomor- Better than the army," said would never guess, with Gwidio. his broad smile and vigorous He applied in 1995 to the handshake, that this Sudanese United Nations to come to [Look further into the Projector for the answers] refugee and former child soldier Instead of going to Canada. Four years later, he was has nothing less than a heart- school, we ended able to meet with a Canadian What do you know about Canada breaking past. up as soldiers. immigration lawyer, and came On Nov. 12, the 26-year-old to Canada as a refugee in 1999. and immigration? gave students at Red River 11 Gwidio says he has not seen a Canada is a country of multiple peoples, and our populat on only continues -ANTHONY GWIDIO College an inspiring lecture member of his family since 1986, tc grow and diversifg. The immigrant story - the age-old tale of traveling to on his life in war-torn Sudan a distant land for a better life is an integral part of this country's history. row and they would own the nor has he returned to Sudan and the process of making it to But IT far from being snick in the past. Indeed, many say the future of country. since his arrival. Manitoba depends on increases in immigration. And this belief has spurred Canada to start a new life. "Instead of going to school, we Although he feels fortunate the province's plan to increase economic growth in Manitoba through doubling At the age of eight, Gwidio was ended up as soldiers." to be in Canada now, Gwidio immigration levels. taken from his home and placed Like thousands of other child has not forgotten the issues that in the front lines for the Sudan So what do you know about the immigrant experience? soldiers, Gwidio had to fight his still exist in Sudan. He played People's Liberation Army, a rebel Immigration Quiz way to a high school education. a newscast from the British group that was backed by the He learned to speak English Broadcasting Corporation, taped 1. What are the top five source countries of imrigrants to Canada? former Union of Soviet Socialist while attending a Roman just days earlier, where Sudanese (1996 — 2000). Republics (USSR). Catholic high school. refugees were attacked by local 2. What about the top five before 1981? "Children make better soldiers 3. What is the percentage of immigrants that can conduct a Gwidio, as well as many other police."I feel sorry sometimes to because it is easier to desensitize conversation in either English or French? child soldiers, fled to Kenya to hear of what's happening there." them," he said. 4. What is the average household income of recent immigrants? avoid the rebel leaders who were According to Gwidio, the corn- 5. What is a refugee? 6. How many people become citi - ens every year? Test your Citizenship Magazine hosts annual benefit In order to become a Canadian citizen, immigrants between the ages of 18 and 59 must pass a citizenship test. Recent pods show that most BY KEVIN RANVILLE fees and reduce student debt." in Parliament are divided up Canadians have a limited knowledge of their country and its history. He says turning the national according to each party's share Here are a few sample questions asked on the Canadian Citizenship Te ack Layton, the New debt over to the shoulders of of the popular vote. Currently How many can you answer? Democratic Party leader of students is immoral. parliamentary seats are filled 7. Who were the United Empire Loyalists? Canada, spoke in Winnipeg J "It's wrong, and it's bad eco- in a first-past-the-post system: 8. What does Confederation mean? on Nov. 13, discussing propor- nomics," he says. whoever wins the most votes 9. What are the three main groups of Aboriginal peoples? tional representation and tuition University of Winnipeg politi- in each riding wins that riding's 10. From whom are the Metis descended? fees at Canadian Dimension cal science student Jonathan Tan seat. It's a system which Layton 11. What part of the Constitution legally protects the magazine's annual ben- claims is unfair and basic rights and freedoms of all Canadians? efit. undemocratic. 12. Which province is the only officially bilingual province? Canadian Dimension I'm nervous about the "I'm nervous about the 13. Name the five regiont of Canada. magazine is a national, future, but I'm slightly future, but I'm slightly SOURCES: Winnipeg-based pub- less nervous now that 1996 Census Facts and Figures 20ei: Immigration Overview Citizenship 5 Immigration Website: cbc.ca lication dedicated to less nervous now that I've heard what Jack had debating a broad range of I've heard what Jack to say," said Tim Hover, political and social issues a University of Manitoba of interest to the political had to say engineering student. For more info call: 632-2404 left. It is Canada's longest 1/ Marion Yeo, a local Diversity & Immigrant Student Support running independent -TIM HOVER feminist and long-time D105 - 2055 Notre Dame Avenue national magazine, at 42 was the first to applaud when activist, received the magazine's E-mail: lmphillips4rrc.mb.ca years of age. Layton touched on proportional first Person Who Changed the Diversity & immigrant Student Support Layton also said he wants to representation. World award. Yeo said it's a www.rrc.mb.ca/cid see the NDP invest in post-sec- "I think electoral reform is greater honour to her than win- ondary education. long overdue," said Tan, who ning the Nobel Peace Prize. "The New Democratic Party was among 200 people in the "No single person changes of Canada wants to see federal audience. the world," Yeo said. It's gotta investment in post-secondary Proportional representation is be a group. It's gotta be a move- education to bring down tuition an electoral system where seats ment." See page 15 for the answers . .. feature THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004

BY DARREN RIDGLEY for Polo Park Shopping Centre. to shop," says Hagenaars. extra time to look for that special to give gift certificates but ask Hagenaars recommends If you start in December, pre- gift often pays off. anyone -they're great to receive. olidays are just Christmas shopping in pare yourself for the crowd. "Gifts don't have to be expen- Gift certificates are great for around the corner. November to "Come sive to be special. Just ask anyone everyone but especially teenag- H It's time to get shop- beat the rush. 66 knowing that who participates in a gift pool ers who like to pick out their own ping, which can be a stressful "Crowds there will be with a spending limit. A scarf or gifts and take advantage of all the thing. If you want to avoid the are smaller, What sh opping? lines, because fashion accessory that gives an sales after Christmas." holiday rush, there are a few inventory is things will be existing suit, dress or coat new But students like Shelley steps you can take to make get- still fresh and We're s tudents! very busy," life can be like getting a new suit, Stewart are looking at different ting gifts a breeze. you beat the says Erin dress or coat," she says. alternatives for Christmas. Since last year, "traffic increas- deadlines We're broke! a Ashdown, Patti Page, marketing director "I'm just baking over the es by about 20 per cent to 25 per from mailing 1 a customer of St. Vital Centre, says if you Christmas break," says Stewart, a cent in November and 55 per packages to -BRIAN WHITMORE service rep- can't get a hold of the perfect computer analyst programming cent to 60 per cent in December out-of-town resentative at gift, there are always alternatives student at Red River College. over the average monthly traffic recipients. Extended shopping St. Vital Centre. "And try not to like as gift certificates, which are "What shopping? We're the rest of the year," says Sandra hours generally start in malls yell at the staff." good at all stores in the mall. students! We're broke!" Hagenaars, director of marketing mid-month giving you extra time Hanagaars says taking the "Sometimes people don't like Can you survive Buy Nothing Day?

BY LORI EBBITT The EcoMAFIA is holding skills shares and the other half were just dressed like Nothing Day, and Harris says he doesn't workshops the week of Buy Nothing Day, normal...each side had slogans to yell," usually participate in the cause. t's a day to break free of the shackles which are for students who have a skill says Bennett. "A day where I don't spend any money that our consumer-driven society has and are willing to share it with others. On Bennett says Buy Nothing Day is about is not too uncommon. I don't need to cel- I placed around our wrists, or wallets if Nov. 24, they will hold a 'Stuff Swap, which thinking responsibly about buying and ebrate this particular day, but maybe this you will. allows people to bring in unwanted items, using alternatives where they are avail- year I will," says Harris. Buy Nothing Day, approaching on Nov. and trade them for others. able. The group even drinks fair trade 26, is an initiative started by Adbusters "You don't even have to bring anything. coffee. Media Foundation. You can show up, pick up a pair of jeans "Buy Nothing Day is definitely a way "It is a yearly event that takes place the that you like and be on your way; keep- of promoting things like fair trade," says day after (the American) Thanksgiving, ing in mind that maybe next month you'll Bennett. which is the busiest shopping day in have something you can donate. That way Harris says all of Mondragon's coffee is America," says Melissa Bennett, a co-coor- it's always perpetuated by other people's fair trade. They also buy mostly fair trade CASH$$ dinator for the University of Winnipeg's good will," says Bennett. teas, and even cocoa when it's available to Need Cash? Premiere Financial Ecological Males And Females In Action Last year the group went to a shopping them. offers 30% off all loans for students (EcoMAFIA). mall, hiding informative flyers about Buy "Fair trade is as opposed to free trade, and staff of Red River College. Co-operator of Mondragon Bookstore Nothing Day, in clothing and items from we try to buy goods that are produced Money within the hour! and Coffeehouse, Eton Harris, says the other stores. under fair trade, which is making sure that Call 480-3333 today! point of Buy Nothing Day is to "give peo- "Our finale was a big tug-of-war in the workers are getting the proper amount for ple options that are outside the traditional middle of the food court. Half of us were what they're producing," says Harris. capitalist goods and economics." dressed like corporate business people The Mondragon does not close on Buy

R COLLEGE OF AP S SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY December 2004 Convocation Ceremony

Wednesday, December 8, 2004 7:30 p.m. — North Gymnasium, Notre Dame Campus If you have not received your Convocation information package in the mail, including your gown order form, by November 12th, contact one of the Student Service Centres (Notre Dame Campus, D101 or Princess Street Campus, P104) Convocation attire must be worn at the ceremony. THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 feature Winter blues: a serious concern„.

BY DAN GERVAIS in the sun to get rid of the winter also take anti-depressants along duces melatonin, which causes According to the Mood blahs. with the use of a lamp. drowsiness. In the morning, once Disorders Association, most he weather's getting "Even in January, people MDA rents out lamps, at a rate eyes open to receive light, the cases of SAD are diagnosed in colder and the days are should go out for a walk," says of $5 for two weeks. Because of body stops producing melatonin northern regions, because SAD Tgetting shorter. For people Bev Trachuk. "It makes a differ- the bad summer weather, this and can now function normally. is directly related to the exposure with Seasonal Affective Disorder ence in the day of a sufferer." year has been busier for rentals. For people with SAD, lack of sun- to light. Someone in the south- (SAD), the changing of seasons Symptoms of light during ern United States is less likely to doesn't just mean having to wear SAD include low the winter get it than someone in Churchill. a warmer coat; it has a direct energy, fatigue, irri- stops their Ideally, all sufferers of SAD would affect on their day-to-day lives. tability, disrupted body from benefit from living in a warmer "SAD is a form of depres- sleep patterns, completely climate. sion that is directly related to and anti-social waking up. "My doctor suggested I move the amount of sunlight you're behaviour. The best "Having down to Arizona," says Bev exposed to," says Bev Trachuk, treatment for SAD SAD is like Trachuk, "but he wouldn't write executive director of the Mood is light-exposure, having a me a prescription for that." Disorders Association of either from outside cloud of The best way to fight the effects Manitoba. "When you don't get light, or from light depression of SAD is by getting as much enough sunlight, that's when therapy lamps, over you. exposure to the sun as possible. depression sets in." which have high- You're in a Exercise is a good way to fight Most people get the winter intensity bulbs (10 bad mood depression, because it relieves blues, but for people with (SAD), to 20 times brighter all the stress and builds energy. Another the blues are much more intense than regular bulbs) time," says suggestion is to spend time out- and can take over their lives. and look like an a Red River doors or in well-lit areas. These SAD comes and goes like the ordinary study lamp. PHOTO I DAN GERVAIS College stu- efforts will have a direct effect on seasons: It is strongest during "Some people use dent, who an SAD sufferer's mood. Already, they have 19 people on a the fall and winter, when there is the lamp for 20-30 minutes every asked to remain anonymous. To According to the Mood waiting list to get lamps. less sunlight, but can occur any morning and this helps them help cope with SAD, this student Disorders Association, two to Sufferers of SAD often say they time during the year. This year get through the day," says Bev goes tanning to get an instant three per cent of Canadians have feel like they're not fully awake. has been an especially bad one Trachuk. The lamp simulates dose of sunshine. "I'll go tanning SAD. Women are slightly more They want to sleep all day and because of the horrible summer daylight, at a level equal to a clear for ten minutes every week or likely to suffer from SAD than are anti-social. There is a scien- weather Winnipeg received. Bev spring day. It's like a morning cup two. After I tan, I feel great for men. Although you can suffer tific explanation for this. While Trachuk, who also suffers with of coffee for sufferers of SAD. In a few days, but it's just tempo- from SAD at any age, the average sleeping, the pineal gland pro- SAD, recommends getting out more severe cases, sufferers can rary." age of sufferers is 30-50.

Charity fights AIDS Hop on the Lifebus!

BY BARRET COATES and inform other students in Winnipeg. NICEF Canada has All money raised will dra- launched 'Don't Just matically help children affect- USit There', a campaign ed by the AIDS virus. One urging Canadian students to hundred dollars is enough to make a difference in the life of cover the tuition payments a child affected by HIV/AIDS. for 30 children for one year in UNICEF regional direc- Ethiopia. tor Evelyne Guindon is very To encourage participation, enthusiastic about this cam- UNICEF is offering three sepa- Your opportunity to save lives. paign and hopes it is just as rate scholarships to Canadian successful as previous years. students. "We anticipate that this year Last year this same cam- Tuesday, December 7 will be much bigger than last paign gave way to events in th year. The number of children over 150 schools across the orphaned around the world country. because of AIDS is growing This epidemic is also affect- Canadian Blood Services will be hosting a Blood Donor Clinic for Red and the need for help is grow- ing millions of people in River College staff and students. Take the Lifebus Shuttle to and from ing as well," says Guindon. North America and other high Canadian Blood Services or drive yourself. They are located at 777 William According to UNICEF income countries. Canada, the leading cause of Currently, 1.6 million people Ave. Pick up times and locations below. death in sub -saharan Africa are living positively infected is HIV/AIDS. One in 10 people with the virus in first world Notre Dame Campus Princess St. Campus between the ages of 15 and 49 countries. Fortunately, this 2:00pm 2:30pm are HIV positive. s number is much lower than it 3:30pm In 2003, there were an could be, thanks to advances 4:00pm estimated 14 million chil- in anti-retroviral drugs. At the Bus Loop North Atrium Entrance on Elgin Ave. dren orphaned by the AIDS However, our advanced virus. The disease takes their medical technology has made parents and caregivers, leav- many people under-estimate Drop by the Student Association Office to reserve your seat! You can also ing them alone to raise their the risk of sexually transmit- call 1-888-to-donate (1-888-236-6283) to make an appointment or to get siblings. This often leads to ted diseases. They view HIV/ abusive child labour and child AIDS as a treatable disease more information on donating. prostitution which further and are not taking adequate spreads the disease. precautions. Because of this, Please eat before donating. UNICEF is asking students the number of infections is on RADIAN atOOD SERVICES to organize a 'Don't Just Sit the rise again. Bring I.D. bearing full name & signature or photo. S ETE CANADIERNE DO SANG There' fundraising event in At the end of 2003, about Moot It's In yea ts give. their own school, university, 20,000 cases of HIV/AIDS had or college. They say it can also been reported in Canada. be easily tied into existing Any student willing to Free Pizza and Beer! (root beer) events within the school. donate can find more infor- UNICEF is willing to provide mation on the campaign's All those who donate will get free pizza and root beer, campaign kits to help orga- website at giveitup4kids.com generously supplied by Presto Pizza. nize the event. They will also or by phoning the UNICEF train people who are willing Prairie region office at 477- to act as speakers to educate 4600. THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 8 news Editorial: Time to grow up

BY MIKE UHRICH we all need to take a look in the of the election propaganda. that they make. And it's very Poutine Fever mirror and ask ourselves these What's funny is that Americans easy for Canadians to make After visiting the Burton questions. In my opinion, I don't didn't seem to buy into the hype criticisms and judgments on Hits USA Cummings Theatre on Nov. 11 think we should be constantly as much as we did. In fact one of those decisions. for The Tea Party concert, one walking all over our sister to the the saddest displays I witnessed I just think that we all need BY JACK SANTUCCI thing became very clear to me, south and certainly the slightest all year was seeing Fahrenheit to come together and try to get THE MCGILL DAILY besides the fact that Out of mention of the country by name 9/11 receive a huge ovation along. America is our strongest (MCGILL UNIVERSITY) Your Mouth is the worst thing shouldn't cause everyone to from the audience as the credits ally in the world, and more to come out of Canada since erupt into a chorus of boos. rolled. The drones in the audi- importantly they are our clos- M ONTREAL (CUP) -- Sandy McTire, the dorky look- We seem to hate America for ence ate up Moore's rhetoric in est friend. You shouldn't treat I'll take one poutine, ing Scotsman featured on the their bully-like presence in the giant spoonfuls without taking your friend the way we treat please -- but leave out Canadian Tire money. world. The fact that they take the time to think things out for the States. We all learned that in the curds. People have too many action first and ask questions themselves. It was a-sad day for freaking pre-school—or kinder- The greasy staple of Montreal negative things to say about later. We hate them for not independent thought. garten for the late bloomers. If burger joints is becoming a the United States of America being able to understand the People need to have an open you've got something educated favourite among junk-food and more importantly, their Middle East, for commercial- mind, and not just rely on evi- and productive to say, then go lovers south of the border, but President George W. Bush. izing the world, and for slowly dence brought to them by the ahead, but if not you should Americans have replaced the After watching bands make taking away hockey - Canada's big, fat ogre who dominated grow up, and stop acting four classic topping with more main- anti-Bush statements, I thought national game. the box office this summer (and or you can feel free to go back to stream cheeses. to myself, why is that necessary? 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THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 9 The art of getting umped

BY JARRETT STOREY tion. It was a textbook, choice: a knife! A knife in a back-alley. could just "call it in" some comfort in the fact strategic military-type fistfight is even more I maintain that later, as he wrote a phone that I probably did the became a statis- maneuver, but these were dangerous, and probably the binder-throwing inci- number down on a very right thing by giving up tic on Nov. 1. At 7: no boy scouts. better than an eight ball if dent probably scared them professional looking scrap my stuff. 30 p.m., on the 300 I didn't get any names, you don't feel like making off. of loose-leaf. By call- Being one of the many block of Ellen Street, given the gravity of the anything. I lost the binder, and ing it in, I could tell the jumped on the streets on the way into the situation but I man- The tandem was so close everything in it; class dispatcher not to send of Winnipeg is still a Red River College aged to get a quote to us that we could see notes, essays and papers, anyone to my place after hell of a lot better than Princess Street cam- from one of the young their faces clearly; fearless twelve pounds of school- a certain hour, and that being homicide number 31. pus, my friend and I men, once he was close eyes, bad post-pubescent work, some burned CDs I may just be able to get were jumped. enough. He repeated it a moustaches. that onlywork sometimes, a them to come take my On the walk in, we handful of times: "What's I did the first thing that pair of beat up head- statement the next day. On stopped to smoke up, [expletive]?" came to mind. phones. the way out of the building, a cigarette, and Good question. As the foul-mouthed We walked in to make our the officer called after us: If you enjoy the last of the At this point it became youth whipped the report at the Public Safety "Make sure you call it in!" half-decent, pre-snow apparent that one of the sock around, get- Building, which is conve- I said that I would. experience a weather. Through the park- young men had what is ting ready to start the niently located a couple of So listen; be careful out similar ing lot came the sound of commonly referred to as eight ball beat down, I blocks away from the there. Also, if you happen incident, approaching footsteps. an "eight ball." For the threw my binder in his scene. After giving one see a blue binder lying Two young men, in their uninitiated, an "eight ball" face. Just like that. I don't of the two officers at the around outside around contact campus late-teens, clad in match- is a weapon made by put- know why, it just seemed desk the condensed ver- the campus, maybe on the security and the ing black clothes and white ting a pool ball inside a like the right thing to do at sion of events, he let me boulevard, or in a dumpster Winnipeg Police bandanas, approached us. sock. It's sort of like the the time. know that it would somewhere or something, They proved coordinated modern ghetto answer to The eight-ball wield- be "hours" before just don't tell me. Service to file a in more ways than ward- the maces of yore. ing youth bent snatched anyone would come I like to think report. robe alone; the duo The other young- my binder from the down and take my somebody is at came closer, separated, ster was less ground, and the statement. least enjoying my records, and circled us, landing creative, though, opting two turned on their heels He explained that maybe reading an essay them in a flanking posi- for a more pedestrian and took off down the if I wanted to leave, I or two. I guess I can take Speak Out! By Jillian Brown Manitoba's minimum wage is $7.00/hr. and the provincial government is considering increasing it 25 cents in April 2005.

The Projector asks: "Does Manitoba's minimum wage need to be increased?"

Joseph C. Torchia Commerce industry sales and marketing "I think minimum wage is fine where it's at. If we increase the wage, the cost of living goes up. Alberta is at $5.90 and we are at $7.00. I think it's more than enough here in BY KYLE BAICX Manitoba."

Tammy Schmidt et's say Mary starts Currently, the mini- employees minimum Computer accounting technician working at a video mum wage is $7 per hour wage are affected the "There are a lot of people out there who Lstore for $7 an hour, in Manitoba, which is most. These companies, work while going to school. An the minimum wage. She around the average of all both big and small, could increase in minimum wage could help busts her ass working there the provinces in Canada, see significant changes pay for school. I think it's a good thing." while attending college with British Columbia with their finances and it and after several months having the highest at $8 could determine if some gets a raise to $7.25. She and Alberta with the low- companies end up in the Taryn Foreman has worked harder than est at $5.90. red or black. Business administration her fellow employees and Those in favour of an Small business with "I remember when I first started working deserved the raise. increase in the minimum minimum wage workers the minimum wage was $4.75. I think The government then wage are mainly those could use a decrease in $7.00 is fine and people shouldn't comes along and raises the workers who receive the minimum wage. Not complain too much about it." minimum wage to $7.25. minimum wage, includ- only do some small busi- All of Mary's hard work has ing many students. Can nesses have to struggle to been wasted because her people survive on the begin operating, but they boss might not increase minimum wage? also have to compete with Ward Marteinsson her wage because the Well, that can be dis- massive low-price retail Outdoor power equipment technician minimum wage has gone puted based on how many stores, which seem to "I make $7.50. My boss would increase my up, and the boss now is hours people work, the continue to pop-up across wages however much the minimum wage forced to pay all the work- type of lifestyles and the Winnipeg and in other cit- went up. This is a good thing because I get ers more money. situations in which these ies in Manitoba. more money." An increase in the mini- people live. Once again, the provin- mum wage in Manitoba Would an increase help cial government is con- affects both business own- minimum wage workers sulting the public about Gabriel Sabourin ers and people working for make a living? Definitely. the minimum wage and Electrical engineering minimum wage. The peo- People struggling to make once again it will be a dog- "I truly believe it would be better. I have ple who should be most ends meet could use the fight between minimum two daughters myself and they concerned should be the extra cash and some stu- wage workers and busi- work hard but they don't have enough workers that receive just dents could spend more ness owners. cash coming in." over the minimum wage, time concentrating on like Mary. school work rather than The government gets being on the job. input from Manitobans Some companies want Marlise Friesen and as a result, for the the minimum wage to Joint nursing program last four years the NDP drop to decrease labour "I'm a server so minimum wage doesn't really government has increased expenses. Obviously matter to me because I make tips." the minimum wage by 25 among these companies, cents an hour every year. businesses paying their • Choose from a great selection of camera phones starting at $29.

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BY ELIZABETH HOLMSTROM is still looking to see more to the gallery is youths. "I think that that's Winnipeg artist H axing been around an untapped resource. We'd Steve Gouthro's since 1912, the like to see more students Through the Mill, Winnipeg Art coming through," she said. which is based on the Gallery could be seen as "I think we're always look- steel mill in Selkirk. old. However, age hasn't ing for new ideas and bow Other exhibits stopped it from trying to engage all audiences, include American to attract young people. but certainly the university Tableaux, which exam- Although some might find crowd is one we'd like to see ines American culture, it intimidating, WAG offers come visit us a little more." Mark Ruwedel's Written students more than they Located in their studio on the Land, a photo- think—for less money than just across the street, WAG graphic timeline of human they think. also offers many different effect on the environment; Entrance rates for stu- art classes ranging from The Faye and Bert Settler dents are extremely afford- photography to drawing Collection, Inuit art that able, says Crystal Hiebert, to clay sculpting. Hiebert is part of the gallery's per- WAG's media and public says pricing is about $100 manent collection; and relations co-ordinator. For for 10 classes, but with a Canadian Mosaic, a collec- only $4 and a valid student WAG membership there is tion of Canadian art work ID, students can enjoy all of a discount. which is also owned by the the gallery's exhibits. Not only does WAG offer gallery. Art showcases USA For those visiting the courses to create art, but it The WAG still has events gallery on a regular basis, also has many programs to planned for the rest of the BY ELIZABETH HOLMSTROM Anger and sarcasm is subtle and discretionary WAG offers a yearly stu- encourage people to view year. Each Wednesday and the only way to describe art that is often encoun- at does it mean dent membership for $30, art. After 5, Art for Lunch, Friday from now until Dec. the next part of the exhibit, tered by art fans. Perhaps to be American?an offering unlimited gallery and Family Sunday, are all 3 will offer either After 5 or a civil rights section that the only negative side to This is the entrance and discounts at programs that encourage Art for Lunch. W examines the history of this exhibit is its lack of question I faced when I the gallery's gift shop. people to visit the gallery's And for those who missed America with historical direction and explanation. visited the Winnipeg Art With 130,000 visitors last exhibits. the Cannes International posters and signs. In stark For novice art enthusiasts, Gallery's exhibit American year, Hiebert says that WAG The newest addition Advertising Festival this contrast, colourful paint- this may pose a problem Tableaux: Selections from ings depict a pluralistic in trying to understand the the Collection of Walker society. underlying themes. Art Center. Racism, homophobia, Between the sections American Tableaux fea- and competition are a few of this show and the work tures over 50 artists with of the many themes that done by well-known art- over 70 works of art in a run through American ists, American Tableaux is variety of media. Tableaux. Mark Tansey's capable of stirring a lot of The exhibit, on at the painting Constructing the emotions. WAG until Dec. 5, is a Grand Canyon is a remark- Whether you like art, are full-frontal confrontation able representation of a interested in history, or examining America's his- divided America. Using just want to go to some- tory, present, and future. orange and vibrant red, thing other than dinner When walking into the Tansey paints modern-day and a movie, this exhibit exhibit, I was stunned by people building the Grand is enough to hold the two huge six-foot-tall signs Canyon. His painting interest of even the most that read EAT and DIE reflects all divided aspects uninformed audience. by artist Robert Indiana. of American culture with With American Tableaux Done in red, black, green, opinions on abortion, gay making Winnipeg its and yellow, the contrast marriage, and stereotypes. only Canadian stop, it is between the signs and This show is refresh- definitely worth taking the the severe white walls was ing in its loud and direct time to see. electrifying. message compared to the PHOTOS ELIZABETH HOLMSTROM

BY CHRIS KITCHING has been a fixture on Maroons Road since watched thou- Goodbye, 1955 and home to the Moose since the Jets sands of old girl. It was woman in a Jets jersey wiped away booked it to Arizona in 1996. Winnipeggers nice to know tear. Fans snapped one last pic- a During that time, nearly every blow the roof you. ure of the scoreboard. Others A Manitoban has been part of something off the place last Hello, MTS didn't leave their seats for at least half an special that happened inside the arena. June during two televised World Wrestling Centre. Welcome to the family. hour after the last goal was scored. Up until- five years ago, the Queen was Entertainment events. Winnipeg's new hockey rink and enter- Nearly 14,000 people all found different part of it, too. There were the Pan-Am Games, inter- tainment complex cost $133.5 million and ways to cope, but for every single one of It was under her watchful eye where national curling, hundreds of big-tickets can accomodate up to 15,000 fans. us, there was no mistaking the enormous Jets fans created the whiteout during the concerts and a couple of movie shoots. There's not a bad seat in the house, the loss and it wasn't the shootout defeat the team's brief - but deafening - post-season But even when I look back on the arena trough isn't making the trip downtown Manitoba Moose suffered at the hands of appearances in the NHL. At least fans of moments at the top of my list - watching and pretty much everything inside is state the Utah Grizzlies that had us choked up. the WHA version were treated to three Wayne Gretzky have his way with the Jets of the art, including the scoreboard and a It was the atmosphere inside Winnipeg Avco Cup wins during the '70s. comes to mind - it's easy to say goodbye "power ring" video display that circles the Arena during the last professional hockey We watched a young Canadian team to the old barn, its poor sight lines and entire arena. game there on Nov. 6, the sight of ex-Jet come within a goal of winning a gold that God awful upper deck that made me Winnipeg Arena may have a date with Teemu Selanne and other hockey greats medal at the World Junior Hockey queasy more than once. a wrecking ball but there's no better place on the ice again, and those last few steps Championship in 1999. No one is going to miss the troughs in for the city's hockey tradition to carry on. toward the exits of the old barn, which Millions of people around the globe the men's washrooms, either. 12 THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 'Peg vies for music shrine kicking my ass BY MIKE UHRICH request for an official site for the location - downtown Winnipeg. Hall of Fame. They are the group in "It's the perfect place to be," says nnipeg is the heart of charge of the Juno Awards and have Einarson. "It'll be part of the rejuve- Canadian rock 'n' roll," inducted every member into the nation of downtown Winnipeg." WIsays John Einarson, the Hall since its inception. All one has to do is look south of man behind a bid which has got Standing in Winnipeg's way are the border to see why Einarson's Winnipeg on the short list with two bids from Toronto and Hamilton. pipe dream could turn into a reality. other Canadian cities to become the "The winning bid must include a "Just look at Cleveland," says future home of the Canadian Music complex combination of factors," Einarson as he talks about the Hall of Fame. says Ross Reynolds, chairman of home of the Rock and Roll Hall of The Hall is home to 57 artists and CARAS. "But simply put, we need to Fame. With a population of just industry professionals who have go with the site that can best show- over 500,000, they beat out bids been inducted since 1978. Notable case Canada's rich musical history to from places like New York and Los inductees include Neil Young, The the widest possible audience." Angeles to house the Hall. Since its Guess Who, Rush, The Band, Tom Winnipeg is located in the centre opening it has drawn more than five Cochrane, Anne Murray, Leonard of the country, which gives easy million patrons in 11 years. SHAWNA FORESTER I Columnist Cohen, Gordon Lightfoot and Joni access from all areas of the conti- "We think we've got a strong claim Mitchell. nent. According to Einarson that is a in terms of contributing to Canadian Even though the Canadian Music major selling point for the city. music," says Einarson. Rock legends Hall of Fame concept has been Einarson's bid includes a number Neil Young and Randy Bachman around for over- 25 years, it still of ideas, which aren't limited to just agree with Einarson and say the Hall Compulsive record listening doesn't have an actual building to the Hall of Fame concept. should go in Winnipeg. syndrome call home. Therefore in June of 2004, "It will have changing exhibits and Einarson and Winnipeg will have bids began to be accepted for an changing features," says Einarson. to wait until January to see if CARAS ock against Bush...I want to rock official site to house the Hall. "It will also have a Community Club agrees when they make their final against Jack, my very lovable albeit The Canadian Academy of Canteen, a music themed restaurant decision. Rmusically irritating coworker. Recording Arts and Sciences and a performance area." Jack is one of those guys who has a serious (CARAS) was responsible for the All this built in Einarson's ideal problem - he likes to kill CDs. He's the only guy I know who can make people hate the Beatles. You try listening to Abbey Road, day in and day out for months on end. Plus he's a drummer and he drums along - sometimes he whistles too. New station adds Flava Rock Against Bush is a very noble com- pilation CD filled with punk rock songs Hip-Hop finds a place on Winnipeg Radio that express detest towards the famous Republican and all he stands for. Protest is cool. Protest music has been BY MIKE DELACRUZ Capozzolo, who has spent 27 years spoken to a consultant but it hasn't around for ages, but good lord this is terrible. in the radio industry, felt there was a proceeded yet," he said. "It would One song in particular makes me cringe fter many years of struggle great demand for this type of station be good to be involved with Red because it involves very low-fi female punk and complaining, Winnipeg in Winnipeg and decided to capital- River College. They have a fabulous vocals that sound like a Swiss mountain goat Afinally has a major urban ize on the opportunity. creative communications course. getting a colon-rectal exam. radio station to call its own. "I decided to create a station with It's a very respected and recognized I'll admit I too have suffered from CRLS Although the arrival of Flava 107.9 this kind of format because I felt course." (compulsive record listening syndrome). I FM is a major step forward for hip- there was an opening for it in the Despite the mixed reviews, have drove people nuts listening to the same hop in the River City, it has conjured city" Capozzolo remains confident. song over and over again, but at least I have up a flurry of mixed emotions. "The response has been very pos- good taste in music. "It's cool," says first-year Red itive considering there has been Jack likes some pretty weak bands, and he River College computer account- very little outside marketing." also doesn't know when to stop. I was happy ing technician student Leslie He's not the only one who when the stereo system broke and all we had Mawejje. "It's the only If holds the station in high regard. left was the little ghetto blaster that stays in hop station in the city, bu "I think it's a positive alterna- the office my boss and I share, which is only I see a big difference from tive to pop music and other supposed to be used for music licensing pur- the other (major) stations. radio stations in this city. poses. [The morning show] It's a step forward for hip- It's understandable when you get a new CD seems] to talk more than hop music. I listen to it six and you find a song you really love and you they play music." times a week," says Jordan want to listen to it over and over again. But Yorick Park, a first-year Chalifoux, a first-year creative all good things must come to an end. I have RRC business administration communications student. been on car trips where I have been forced to student and local urban event Although many people have throw CDs out windows or burn them with promoter has similar feelings conflicting opinions regarding the lighters to ensure no man will ever listen Capozzolo, who also towards the new station. station, Flava is groundbreaking for to them again. I'm sure somewhere in the operates the Winnipeg Broadcast "I think it's a great idea, but I Winnipeg. According to Capozzolo ditch between here and Grand Beach on the Training Centre, says he also started question the people that work there. he has many things in store for 59 there is a very weathered copy of Wilco's the station to attract students to the They need more people that sound Flava and for the city of Winnipeg Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, that my ex-boyfriend radio broadcasting school. In fact, like real radio personalities." including concerts, mix shows, and killed to death one summer. there are talks about joining efforts Franc Capozzolo, owner and club nights. For those of you who read my column between the Winnipeg Broadcast general manager of Flava, says the with some regularity - not every man I've Training Centre and RRC. project was two years in the making. ever dated was a raging loser, but thanks for "We're talking about it. We've thinking so. That's why an LP was a beautiful thing. You had to get up and flip them and move the needle in order to listen to them over and over again. There were no repeat and con- tinuous repeat buttons. Hell, even tapes stopped many folks from killing music. Tapes were even harder to cue than LPs were - plus if you screwed around with them too much they'd unravel. One day the musical rapture will come and the world will be split in two - those who kill CDs will be forced to one half of the Earth with the awful demo tape makers, Celine Dion fans, and Harlequin. the ro ec or ca THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 13 Winnipeg welcomes R.E.M....finally

R.E.M Nov. 15th, 2004 Centennial Concert Hall

BY JEN ZORATTI wonderful acoustics of the concert hall. The skinny Stipe, moved around the stage like a lithe yoga instructor for the hen a show sells out in less than slow tunes and Mick Jagger for the fast 10 minutes, you know that it has ones. He bowed after every song and Wgot to be a good one. smiled coyly to the audience, and his When R.E.M. played the sold out soft-spoken yet witty banter made for a Centennial Concert Hall, they didn't very charismatic performance. "I want to disappoint. The alt-rock heroes finally thank you all for dressing up on a Monday played in Winnipeg for the first time, and night," he said smiling. it was one of the most anticipated con- Stipe, who is a notorious left-wing as the trippy High Speed Train. But R.E.M gave us a highly energetic certs of the year. political activist, left the anti-Bush banter But no matter how good the new is, Orange Crush that surpassed the recorded The whole show could be summed up in behind, his only comment being, "It's a people came for the old. Classics that version, a deeply moving Losing My one word - beautiful. blessing to be in Canada." shaped their teen years and made being a Religion and played one of the most beau- Michael Stipe spastically danced his Before standing on top of the amplifiers high school loser special. And Stipe didn't tiful R.E.M songs ever recorded - One I way through over 20 songs ranging from and bowing for the last time, Stipe and disappoint - a beautiful rendition of Drive Love. Automatic for the People-era tunes to his band ended with a surprise that the being the fourth song in. They also came back with a rousing ren- brand new songs from their newest audience didn't think was coming, but a They steered away from the obvi- dition of What's the Frequency Kenneth Around the Sun. lot came to see - Man on the Moon - a ous hits Bad Day, Shiny Happy People, that had every last audience member on The pretty, yet melancholy, Leaving New beautiful ending to a beautiful night. York was one particular standout as well and, to many people's disappointment, their feet. Stipe's famous voice brought Everybody Hurts. the classics from the records to life in the

Openers sour Tea Party gig

Tea Party into Writing's On the Wall, the haunting Nov. 11, 2004 first single off of the new album. vocals. Burton Cummings Theatre Eleven hundred people took in The open- a showcase of musicianship from ing act, Out

BY MIKE UHRICH Martin, bassist Stuart Chatwood, of Your Mouth and drummer Jeff Burrows, as (the band Apstripped down sound the band played through every- who is notably wasn't what the Tea thing from the newest of the new, semi-famous arty was founded on, to songs off their debut album. for doing a the fact that there were actually Todd Kerns, the former Age of but that's what they showcased They even slipped in covers of All lacklustre people cheering this dredge, and Electric front man ran through during a lively set at the Burton Along The Watchtower and Paint cover of Madonna's Music), was buying autographed merchan- an '80s rock-influenced set Cummings Theatre on Nov.11. It Black. absolutely hands down the worst dise after the show. which included AOE hits Ugly Together the power trio from The Tea Party managed to band I have ever witnessed play And due to the fact that this and Remote Control, as well as Ontario pounded through a 90- prove that they are truly one music (and I'm not talking about was the worst band in the his- a rocking cover of Motley Crue's minute set which was heavy on of the highlights of the current the song). tory of sound, I lost respect for Looks That Kill. material from their newest stu- Canadian music scene. As Martin I sat in awe as lead singer Jason their hometown of Calgary; I lost Even though the awesome dio album, Seven Circles. and Chatwood played through Dan, made fellatio references, respect for Canada; I lost respect performance by the Tea Party "If you don't know the chorus songs on a plethora of instru- and un-educated anti-America for the Tea Party; and I think I couldn't quite make up for Out of to this next song, you've been ments, the crowd was with them remarks, all while making a com- may have lost respect for music Your Mouth, I slept comfortably living under a mighty comfort- from beginning to end, even if plete fool of himself and wasting in general. that night knowing that there are able rock," said lead singer and the openers didn't give them any 45 minutes of my life. That's sad because the first worse things in Canadian music guitarist Jeff Martin, as he kicked help setting the mood for Martin's What really confused me was opening act was actually good. than Rita McNeil. Country star delivers hits CO HOME FOR THE HOLMAN WITHOUT GOING BROKE! Paul Brandt This stop is part of Brandt's erty. He sang a tear jerker song Nov. 14, 2004 This Time Around tour, taking specially written for a video that

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14 THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 CD Revi

Eminem Encore Boy ****1/2 Every Page You Turn ****

Let's hope the boys from Boy never Song, is already on the MuchMusic grow up. rotation. With its Headstones-like The second album from Boy is a hook, it is a melodic bastion of rock rollicking rock 'n roll album, with 'n' roll at its calmest. unavoidable pop harmonies and even People Come On opens up the who's back, back again? In tracks like Toy Soldiers, he raps a few cellos thrown in, just to mix it sound, with pulsing guitars, and an inem is back with his fourth about how lyrical battles in rap have up. ethereal undertone to the breakdown. urn, and the boy who has become gone too far, with people getting killed But while the self-titled debut The album's title track, Every Page You king lays claim to his throne in the over words. Eminem attacks the war in album from Boy was received well Turn, lives next door to Melbourne year's most anticipated rap album, Iraq and George W. Bush in the power- by the media and musicians, this rockers, Jet. Stars is a joy, Kozmeniuk's Encore. ful anthem Mosh. album is for the fans. They won't be voice faintly reminiscent of The Verve's It has become cool for the master- As tough as Eminem seems to be, he disappointed - this album just plain Richard Ashcroft, and the cellos are an piece theatre type critics to talk about always amazes when he talks about his sounds good. understandable addition. Eminem, his artistic talents and lyrical daughter in a song. In Mocking Bird Singer-songwriter Stephan The entire album has a decid- genius - and how much they attempt it's as though he's not talking about his Kozmeniuk handpicked the band to edly Oasis /Wonderwall feel about it. to understand him. daughter Hailie, but instead talking to form a new incarnation for Boy. Most The layered vocals and trippy guitar Any way you slice it - Eminem her. The song sounds like a confession notably is the addition of Winnipeg's effects work, and the result is a time- or Slim Shady or Marshall Mathers and an apology to her, and is definitely Steve Payne, formerly of Transonic, on tested formula that is familiar, but - should also be called brilliant. one of the albums strongest tracks. the bass guitar. with a new voice. Encore features the signature When Eminem is funny we all laugh, This time around, the guitars get If you need something to throw in humorous songs, Just Lose It, My First when he drops a chorus we all sing, to breathe then blend, and a simple your Discman, this album will defi- Single, and Rain Man - all poking fun and when he has something to say, we seeming back beat of drums meld nitely do. It will rev you up, chill you at who ever he wants, leaving a list of all listen. into a clear comfortable sound. out, and even keep you entertained. celebrities like Christopher Reeve, the When Eminem raps he does it with Whitehorse native Kozmeniuk's voice This may well be an album you come Hilton sisters, Jessica Simpson and so much emotion and conviction, is flawless, and the backup vocals back to years after you buy it. Michael Jackson in his wake. he commands the ears of the whole complement him. You can under- Eminem also has songs where you music world. stand how he picked these guys. - DARRYL GUNTHER nod your head like you understand Love him or hate him everyone The album's first single, Same Old exactly where he's coming from, hears him. although most of us really have The Dears never experienced it in our Winnipeg - DAVIDE CAPONE upbringing. Thank You Good Night Sold Out * 1/2

Ho*to Dismantle an The live album is an interesting con- singer Murray A. Lightburn's wo Ato Bomb cept. It's meant to recreate the feeling me voice cries out poetic lyrics. ***1/2 of being at a show. It's made for those The songs on the album are z- who have never seen a great band live. ing, but hearing them live does dd Why, then, would a band whose live anything positive to them. The gs I have a tough time accepting the last two albums it seems like whatever show is well below average put out are just longer, the sound qu fact that U2 are never coming out with battle they were fighting they won, a live album? Because live albums worse than on their studio al s, another album like The Joshua Tree. and these were their victory songs. have the reputation of being a filler and clapping is heard durin At first listen, I was scared. I thought U2 love songs are best done when album; an album released between songs' intros and ends. U2 read Radiohead's book on how to there is hurt behind them - tracks like real albums to satisfy hungry fans, or There isn't even any talking betw wrap crap up in a jewel case, sit back A Man and A Woman sound like they'd to make a quick buck. songs, which is what gives a live albu and watch critics lose their minds over be better done in a Las Vegas lounge. The Dears are a six-piece band from its feel. The songs lack the emotion tha how the terrible sound is genius. I said I'm not going to draw a com- Montreal who play the kind of iritense, is perfected on their studio albums. But after listening to How to parison to an album like Achtung moody music that makes you want The general idea is there, but the songs Dismantle an Atomic Bomb a few Baby, but if Achtung had its One, then to mope, not get up and dance. Their aren't presented at their best. times, it. really started to grow on me. Atomic Bomb has its Sometimes You new filler album, Thank You Good The Dears play music that's very It is an extension of All That You Can't Can't Make it on Your Own, a U2 ballad Night Sold Out, was recorded during powerful and very beautiful, but Leave Behind, but just might have where you really catch a glimpse of old a few performances in Montreal and Thank You Good Night Sold Out is only surpassed it. U2 shining through. And All Because Toronto. The album has eight tracks, for die-hard fans, if only for the novelty A problem I have with the album is of You delivered the chorus I wanted. which are very strong and represent of having all their albums, and the fact a lot of the songs showed potential - It's important to split U2 into two the band's best, and totals 68 minutes that they will love anything The Dears they had that famous U2 chorus build different bands, the new and the old. and 37 seconds. put out. For the new listener, a better up, but in some cases didn't deliver U2 may have promised an old school The band, whose sound combines bet would be picking up one of their the catchy hook. In songs like Miracle rock driven album in Atomic Bomb, themes from the Cure and the Smiths, great studio albums, like 2003's No Drug and City of Blinding Lights I was but they didn't deliver. does everything a moody band should. Cities Left. so pumped heading into the chorus What you get instead are old rock- They play long songs that have long, because of the build up, but was let ers still trying to keep things fresh and intelligent-sounding titles, while lead - DAN GERVAIS down when Bono didn't hammer out new, even if their fans might be hun- the U2 chorus I was expecting. gering for something old and proven. U2's old music used to sound like they were fighting a battle, and in the - DAVIDE CAPONE

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THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 15 Garners go crazy for Halo sequel

BY KYLE BAKX lector's edition sells for $69.99. Included "There was discussion about the game Future Shop, but when the doors opened, in the Collector's Edition is a bonus DVD but it was pretty cold so not as many the crowd of garners didn't jam into the t was 9 p.m. and the sun had long left packed with video features and the game people were talking," says Coates describ- store. the sky. Jordan Coates stood with his comes in a metal case. ing the outdoor atmosphere. "There was a "The people were civil. It wasn't like I younger brother outside EB Games "We were the only ones there. Other sense of anticipation." a sale; the garners knew what they were on Kenaston Boulevard, preparing for the people only started to show up at around Finally at 12:01 a.m., the doors opened coming in for." long wait to be the first to get the Holy 10 or 10:30 p.m.," says Coates, a 19-year- and the frigid garners crammed their way Quinn has played the game himself and Grail of videogames. old student. Shrugging off any embar- inside. EB was one of only only a few admits that he has already played it way Halo 2, the much-anticipated sequel to rassment for, coming out so early, the stores in Winnipeg opening at midnight too much, especially at work on Future Halo: Combat Evolved for the Xbox con- two brothers were sure the wait would be to take advantage of the escalating hype Shop's big-screen TVs. sole., regularly sells for $59.99 and the col- worth it. for Halo 2. "It has surpassed my expectations. The As midnight The midnight opening at Future Shop story is great and the graphics are just approached, was much the same says Adam Quinn, amazing." about 100 entertainment associate at the store on St. Around 1 5 million copies of Halo 2 people were in James Street. were pre-ordered in Canada and Quinn line waiting for "It was insane, there were people lined says they sold about 300 copies at their the store doors up around the corner of our store." store in the first week alone. to open. About 200 people were lined up at got the scoop on some fine art?

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RYAN HLADUN Columnist theatre etiquette ttention moviegoers: it's time to take a stand! It's time to rid ourselves of the loudmouths, heavy breathers, loud chewers, drink slurpers, and crying babies that are plaguing our BY RYAN HLADUN account of Barrie's friendship - all of the themes prevalent Depp, who much like theatres. with a deteriorating widow, in Barrie's play. But everyone the characters in Barrie's True, theatre annoyances have Finding Neverland Sylvia Davies (Kate Winslet), with any normal upbringing Neverland, never seems to *** been around since moving pictures and her four young children, has seen some form of Peter age, is, as usual, his irresistible were first put to screen, but that Polo Park, St. Vital, Grant Peter, Jack, Michael, and Pan. We know the themes, self. Not many actors have his doesn't mean we, the well-man- Park George - all who inspire the and don't need to have our remarkable range. Starts Friday, Nov. 26 nered movie fans, can't do some- play. intelligence insulted by forcing Kate Winslet is arguably thing about it. The problem is that the them on us as adults. Finding the most talented actress in It's been getting worse lately. children by all accounts don't Neverland is basically a chil- Hollywood right now, and it tried to use an adage from People have stopped yelling "shut seem particularly inspiring. dren's movie playing dress-up would be a crime if she left this Peter Pan after watching up" and "sit down," and let theatre They are pretty much like with mom and dad's clothes. award's season empty-handed. Finding Neverland. Maybe anarchy reign. They've allowed I any other kids. It was hard to Director Marc Forster She manages-to, through act- if I really, really believed it was the problem-makers to make snide believe that an extraordinary (Monster's Ball) is misguided. ing alone, add dimensions to a a great movie, it would turn comments about a movie's plot, play like Peter Pan was created He found the wrong balance one-dimensional character. into one; but to my dismay, chew with their mouths open, and from playing make-believe between reality and fantasy Also, delightfully surpris- it was still a lazy, forced let- allow their kids to jump up and pirates. and what should have been ing is a cameo by Dustin down. I even thought happy down on the seats. That's without even men- the most important factor Hoffinan, who played the best thoughts, but it didn't work. This is a pet peeve of mine that tioning how it's never explained - the characters - suffered. ever Captain Hook in Steven I guess I needed some fairy goes beyond petty annoyance, as I'm why a reclusive writer (evident The best example is the char- Spielberg's 1990 adaptation. dust. sure it is for many people. If I turn in his failing marriage) would acter Captain Hook is inspired Hoffman plays Barrie's pro- For all the many Peter Pan around and tell you to "shhh," when suddenly befriend four young by, Sylvia's mother-in-law. ducer. adaptations there are, it's hard you won't shut your mouth, I'll only children. She has contempt of Barrie's Unfortunately, the com- for the story to become stale be polite once. Sure, Finding Neverland intrusion into her family, but bined talents of Depp, Winslet, - but Finding Neverland tries Follow suit, if you can, people will make your heart purr - it's is not even close to interesting and Hoffman could not inject hard to make the characters - care again and maybe we can flush designed to. Only the coldest enough to care about (not to enough energy into the other- the play is inspired by be as out the problem before it gets out of of people wouldn't warm up to mention thinking of her being wise tedious script. dull as possible. control. its basic story - or at least see- the basis of one of the most Finding Neverland is being Johnny Depp is J.M. Barrie, Maybe you need inspiration. ing Johnny Depp on screen for sinister villains of all time). called "pure Oscar bait," and it the father of everyone's favou- I found my inspiration this sum- 100 minutes. Thankfully, the gifts of Depp will most likely be nominated. rite transsexual in green tights, mer when I saw Spiderman 2. A It's a movie about real life and Winslet save this sinking It's just really too bad that it Peter Pan. The film is a loose woman brought her two brats who magic and believing in oneself ship. doesn't live up to the billing. were both under five. Throughout the entire movie, they cried, talked, and kicked the back of the chair in front of them - they weren't even watching the movie. After the movie - and here's the great part - a woman in front of these menaces Sideways portrays reality turned around and completely told the nave mother off (in less than friendly terms). BY RYAN HLADUN California's wine country and who finds out Maya is now they were a safe distance That's should be your inspiration. spend time together before divorced, is uncomfortable away (who hasn't wanted to I'm sorry, but if your kid calls Sky Sideways Jack gets married. with the situation. do that?). **** Captain Spy Paptain, you shouldn't To Miles' discontent, his He slowly begins to open Take a page out of Miles' Grant Park be taking him or her to the theatre. intentions and Jack's are quite up to Maya, but only after book of wine tasting, and Now Playing Any kid under four should be kept to different. Miles, a talented lying about his book being take a moment to see the movies starring Hillary Duff. wine taster, just wants to drink published, and failing to essence of Sideways - that life buddy road flick gets And please, if you do insist on wine and play golf, but all Jack mention his friend was using is a delicate and complicated a shot of Pinot in bringing your three-year-old, kindly wants to do is find a woman Stephanie. process (and people lose it ideways and for the (or harshly, depending on your par- As other than his wife (he's unsure Basically, Sideways starts sometimes). second straight year Paul enting technique), tell him or her to about tying the knot). off as a typical buddy road "It's a hard grape to grow. It's Giamatti stars in one of the "shut up," because we don't need to On top of that, Jack is getting trip movie, but director and thin-skinned, temperamental. year's best films. hear "Spiderman is back!" annoyed with Miles' constant writer Alexander Payne (About It's not a survivor like Cabernet Last year he gained much The ugliness of this issue showed sneering and depressed atti- Schmidt) takes the film into a that can grow anywhere, and deserved recognition for his its full scope when I went to a show- tude, and vows to get him laid realm of irreplaceable, realistic thrive even when neglected. performance as a grumpy car- ing of The Day After Tomorrow. Two before they leave. storytelling. Pinot needs constant care and toonist in American Splendor. slack-jawed yokels felt the need to Miles and Jack meet Maya It's a collaboratively brilliant attention," says Miles to Maya In Sideways, Giamatti is yelp "Holy f---" after every explosion and Stephanie. Maya is a wait- piece of cinema. The word- in one scene. another bitter cynic, Miles or disaster. Fun times. ress and fellow wine enthusiast play and chemistry between Payne was drawing a par- (he'll have to be careful not It will take us all, the ones who at a restaurant Miles frequents Giamatti and Church feels allel between the wine and to become a typecast, but he go to the theatres to enjoy a good when he's there. He's attracted genuine, the script is wonder- Miles' personality with that, plays it so well). (or bad) movie, to extinguish this to her but is too insecure to tell ful, and the direction is fitting. the defining line in the film Miles, a struggling author problem. her (on top of the fact she was Miles and Jack's actions Beyond that though, the line and divorcee, and his best For now, I'm heading off to write a married last time he saw her). are so sporadic and silly, but reflects filmmaking at its fin- friend Jack (played by Thomas letter to the government to lobby for Stephanie is a bartender at a also believable. In the funni- est - a welcomed rarity nowa- Haden Church, who was a a screening process that only allows local pub. est scene, Jack and Miles fire days. relatively low key actor until certain people into theatres. Jack and Stephanie imme- a golf ball back at the group now), decide to take a trip into diately hit it off, but Miles, behind them who shot before

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Tribute explores band Punk rockers career chronicled

BY RYAN HLADUN The line, which comes near dass; and they couldn't seem to ful); it's not about living a lavish eration of punk rock bands like the end of the documentary keep a constant drummer. rock star life - rather it's a story Blondie and the Sex Pistols, and The Ramones: End of a End of a Century, sums up the Through candid testimoni- of clashing personalities and how they were almost trampled Century *** band, or any band, simply and als from every member of the substance abuse, hookers and in the process. clearly. band, and the people that Cinematheque bad influence - but keeping the It almost seems like the access Nov. 26-Dec. 2 End of a Century isn't neces- knew them, the world of top- sound alive. to information is too good to be sarily a tribute to the Ramones of-the-mountain rock and roll One interviewer pointed out true. The testimonials are great, as much as it is a story of trag- eing in a rock and roll is opened up. how growing up listening to the but actual inside footage is lack- edy produced for those who band isn't easy," says Truthfully, rock band docu- Ramones he noticed they never ing, and is filled with somewhat don't know them, to help get to B Dee Dee Ramone, for- mentaries are more overdone changed their image. They useless live performances. know them. mer bassist of the Ramones, than left-wing propaganda never shed the leather jackets That aside, End of a Century There's no doubt fans of the who died of a drug overdose in films, but End of a Century and shrill vocals. No matter the seems genuine enough to be band knew they had problems. 2002, two months after being isn't a typical break-up and decade, they played like it was compelling, and is different According to the film, Joey was inducted into the Rock and Roll gets back together rock band the '70s. enough to be interesting, and an obsessive compulsive; Dee Hall of Fame as a member of the doumentary. It's not a story Another chunk of this film is succeeds at transcending rock Dee turned tricks for heroin; revolutionary punk rock band. of success (even though the dedicated to showing how the band documentaries. Johnny was a conservative har- Ramones were highly success- Ramones birthed a new gen-

Film's title says it all Introducing The • Princess Grill Breakfast & Lunch Daily Monday to Saturday

Students and faculty order any platter or Take out and receive free coffee or fountain pop. 943-9010 Offir en-hales breakfast and luncb speciah) 85 Princess St BY ALAN MACKENZIE been clever and funny I was around and scream for several Before ordering show your Student Card hoping for a Canadian coun- minutes at a time. Nothing terpart to Charlie Kaufman's Even the philosophy in *1/2 films (Adaptation, Eternal the film has little thought to Ciriematheque Sunshine of the Spotless it. Comparing life to a video Nov. 26-Dec. 2 Mind), but, really, it's just irri- game is a good idea, but they tating. could have done more with it othing could have It's Waiting for Godot than "maybe we're on pause, been something. On meets Bill , and Ted's Excellent man." paper it sounds like N Adventure, but with all the I actually feel bad for one of the must-see films of worst elements of both. Hewlett, Miller, and Natali the year - in reality the title The film gets off to a good - they have a great concept sums up the movie too well. start, with several remind- that ultimately goes nowhere. I Nothing is the story of two ers the story we are about think one of the majot reasons twenty-something room- to see is true - "totally and for this is the perfoces of mates who realize they have completely true" - and some the two leads, who try too hard the power to make the entire great animated sequences that to get us to like them. Couldn't world around them disappear introduce the main characters, Natali have had them tone by "hating it away." , David Hewlett and Andrew things down a bit? At times it Directed by Vincenzo Natali, Miller, who play themselves. It feels like no one was in charge who helmed the cool, intelli- falls completely flat when they of this thing and just let these gent Canadian sci-fi film Cube, enter their world of nothing- two guys run wild. it should by association make ness, which, unfortunately this a thought-provoking proj- And the idea of making the takes up most of the 89-min- ect as well, but that is certainly things you hate disappear ute running time. doesn't work - I tried to hate not the case. In fact, knowing There are a few slightly this film is co-written and away Nothing, but it's still funny moments - including playing. directed by the man who made a montage where Andrew such a smart cult film makes it hates away his memories, but all the more frustrating. generally Hewlett and Miller This movie isn't just bad - it's seem to think all they need to frustratingly bad. It could have do to generate laughs is jump 18 THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 Forced laughs An Accidental Canadian by Margaret Wente

on Janet Jackson's costume Grad launches book BY SHANNON MARTIN malfunction and, of course, Ms. Spears' sexual shenanigans on n Accidental Canadian is to share his story with the world McIntyre explains the term stage. Wente openly admits she's BY SHAUN WILLINGHAM a tongue in cheek look at and McIntyre immediately met "Yuletide Bandit" was actually a member of something she anadian culture through former Red River College with the convicted robber. coined by a co-worker at the Ac calls the "Morally Uptight Club," the eyes of a middle-aged student has released his "I wanted to explore the Winnipeg Free Press. which causes more of a snicker American immigrant woman. econd book. criminal psyche, and get into "We were calling him a than a firm nod in agreement. As Margaret Wente, 54, is a long- Mike McIntyre, and his pub- the head of Michael Syrnyk. I masked robber believed to be "Take a look at the friends time Globe and Mail columnist. lisher, Great Plains behind a number your daughter is having for a Like most newspaper colum- Publications, held a of Christmas time sleepover. Chances are those nists Wente is known for her reading for his new armored car heists. kids in PJs are talking about BJs," outspoken views. Her new book book The Yuletide David O'Brien writes Wente. combines some of her classic Bandit at the Empress renamed him the Call it overdramatic, but she columns with new commentary, Street Chapters book- Yuletide Bandit," he has a point. Anyone who's been including topics like education, store on Nov. 9 to a recalls. to the mall lately knows what feminism and relationships. crowd of about 200 McIntyre says Wente is taking about. It's probably more of your people. this story is very Wente is easier to swallow when mom's kind of book, but it still The book is an thorough thanks to she writes about issues ignored manages some light laughs and account of Michael the help of police by major media. Later on the thoughtful insight. Syrnyk's seven-year statements and same chapter, Wente describes a The book wants to be witty career as a serial reports he was able trip overseas where she meets a and tries to be clever, but can robber who held up to obtain. Palenstian family. Their 18-year- come across as more of a lec- banks and armored "Never have I old daughter strapped a bomb ture. Wente assumes her role as cars in the Winnipeg been able to tell a around her waist in a suicide PHOTO SHAUN WILLINGHAM columnist throughout the book, area. In several of the story from A to Z. mission, killing herself and an Author Mike McIntyre launches new book often offering opinions without robberies, shots were This case certainly Israeli bystander. Wente even outside research—sounding like fired and guards were gripped our commu- talks about reserves on the east Aunt Edna at Thanksgiving who injured. think it's important to always nity for many years." coast where Aboriginal children spouts random "facts." Syrnyk, who has since plead listen and never to judge," says McIntyre was only 18 years as young as 11 die from sniffing Wente tackles Kids Today in guilty to 35 charges involving McIntyre. old when he entered into the gas. chapter seven. The title alone the robberies, is spending 23 McIntyre works full-time as a creative communications pro- It's here, when Wente sticks to makes any youthful reader want years behind bars. court reporter for the Winnipeg gram. He graduated in 1995, compelling issues rather than to skip ahead, but despite its McIntyre says he met with Free Press, and is the on-air majoring in journalism. diary journalism about growing hokey title, it should be read. Syrnyk over a period of four host of Crime and Punishment Although McIntyre, 29, says old or losing weight, that the She begins the chapter with a months earlier this year after on CJOB. he loves writing books, he's book is appreciated. nostalgic look at growing up in receiving a call from him on his In April, he began penning going to take some time off now Wente started working at the the suburbs of Chicago in the cell phone while in Saskatoon. his book, which was completed for his new project - raising his Globe and Mail in 1986, and has '50s and '60s: the simpler days McIntyre was doing a book tour in late August. He says he found new baby. won the National Newspaper of no bike helmets and carefree for his first book Nowhere to time in the evenings and on Award twice, recognizing her kids running around the neigh- Run. Syrnyk decided he wanted weekends. column-writing, according to the borhood without worrying about University of Calgary website. She creepy strangers. is the only journalist in Canada to Wente fast-forwards to today, hold that distinction. including several paragraphs Local writer impresses VOIP IS HERE! New, simple technology enables low cost Cherry Bites by Allison Preston mother's journal, kicks Cherry's already fragile world into a tailspin and provides the global phone access over the Internet BY JULIE HORBAL basis for the rest of the novel. Once she starts to read the journal, she presents questions Personal/Business opportunity. ithin the first few pages of we know will be answered through the two Winnipegger Alison Preston's remaining events. www.MyHyperfone.com/globefone third self-proclaimed mystery If Preston's novel falters at all, it would novel Cherry Bites, it is evident the story be through a slight bit of predictability. The will not be a happy tale with a gift-wrapped, second and third events are easily guessed - Christmas present ending. OPERATION RED NOSE although they still provide suspense, tension CELEBRATES 10TH ANNIVERSARY IN WINNIPEG In the prologue, we get our first glance of and incredible motivation to keep reading. Cherry Ring, the then four-year-old, who is It is nearly impossible to explain the Like many people, you may be celebrating by having a taking a bite out of her newborn brother events without revealing the novel's most few drinks over the holidays. If you have your vehicle with Pete's face. you, be responsible — don't drink and drive, riveting parts and a complete explanation Call Operation Red Nose The year is 1954 and the place is Winnipeg. runs the risk of deterring a potential reader 947-NOSE (6673) The reason is sibling jealousy (as Pete has from picking the book up - which would be not even been around long enough for a a tragedy in the literary world. Our volunteers will be dispatched to meet you - a driver and navigator will drive you full-blown sibling rivalry). The incident is a to your destination in your own vehicle!! An escort vehicle will follow you to pick up Cherry Bites is an intriguing and constant- our volunteers at the end of the trip — it's just that easy!! moment of sheer panic - and at the same ly interesting piece of fiction that deserves time it bears more influence on Cherry's life all the attention it can get. 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At the time of the biting, Cherry is not an the reader in Cherry's life, explaining her Host Organization overtly malicious child, but rather a mixed- mutual hatred for her estranged dead moth- DAYS OF OPERATION (9:00 pm to 3:00am up emotional derelict, whose life only dete- er, her non-committal lifestyle, and her non- Sun Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat riorates as the story unfolds. relationship with Pete with more unspoken 1111111111111111111111111111111111111 5 When Preston brings the reader into pres- tension than words. 6 $111111111 ent day in the first chapter, the story really Through three points of view - Cherry's 11111131111111NEIN 14 starts, as Cherry begins to consciously tell an 19 20 21 24 present day narrative, flashbacks, and read- 26 27 28 invisible audience her story. ings of Cherry's mother's journal - Preston Her motivation is simply stated at the start unwinds the strangely simple details of VOLUNTEERS of things: a cluster of three events have just one woman's extremely complicated life Red River College Students' Association is recruiting volunteers to do some driving happened to change Cherry's life forever, in a skillfully executed post-modern mas- for Operation Red Nose on Thursday, December 2nd — our opening night!! If you while at the same time answering all the would like to volunteer or need more information, please contact Ryan Mariani, terpiece that leaves the reader wondering President, Students' Association or call the Red Nose office at 957-5071. questions acquired throughout her mis- why they've never heard of this local author guided upbringing. before. Manitoba The first event, the strange and unex- Public Insurance And when they will hear from her again. Provincial Sponsor plained delivery of her dead and estranged THE PROJECTOR I NOVEMBER 22, 2004 19

I THE PRESSBOX RRC Students Association SKI/SNOWBOARD Trips 2005 MTS Centre a success, sans urinals

MATT PACKWOOD Columnist Asessippi, Jan 29 - 30 side from the $5 beers, $6 hamburgers, Annual trip with the Molson Keg and the $7 coolers, the first Manitoba oose game at the new MTS Centre was a great time, even for a broke student. or The anticipation was high, the building was buzzing, and the night ended in a Moose vic- tory. Fernie, Feb 25 - 28 These three things added up to a perfect first New Trip - perfect for 4-day break game for the Moose in their new environment. Simply put, the facility is amazing. Over 15,000 people attended the first game. All were All packages include; Motor coach transportation, acommcdation, lift tickets, and Bar nights. amazed at the new building after putting up Space is limited so buy your spot on the trio early. with the horrible barn for half a century. Fans were thrilled with the comfortable seats, For more information email saeventsOrrc.mb ca or drop by room DM20 or room P110. great view, and believe it or not, leg room. Not all fans are happy with the new building though. LAST CHANCE FOR MEXICO After making a few trips to the men's room, I found that a large portion of my gender coun- terparts were unhappy with the lavatories. They "Mayhem in Mazatlan, Mexico claimed to have preferred the troughs that made the Winnipeg Arena famous to the new, Spring Break 2005" porcelain urinals. I don't understand the importance of uri- Most students won't get a full spring Ear ear. . nating beside another man at sporting events. last chance to go to Mexico with a gro p fro RR CI Maybe to some it was what made the experience worthwhile. However, I enjoy hockey games for the hockey. That being said, I suppose there are no written rules keeping two men from reliev- ing themselves in the same urinal. Maybe the building designers knew that they would be charging $5 for a beer, and the demand for urinals would, in turn, be much Email: [email protected] lower. Another major misconception that was proved untrue was transportation. Portage Avenue was lined with city buses after the game, and the flow of traffic seemed to RRC Moose Hockey Night be no worse than the traffic after a game at the arena or stadium. Saturday, November 27 Come seethe Moose vs. Those who had nothing but bad things to say "Jordan TOO TOO" Pick up $14 tickets at and 20104AHL Champion about the new arena, which many would refer Milwaukee Admi-als to as whiners, were fairly quiet. Apparently they The Ox or The Mercantile too were swept up in the moment. Either that or stores by Wed, Nov 24. they were fascinated with the free souvenirs. To say the least however, the number of people that were happy with the new building certainly outnumber those who dislike it. A new leaf in Winnipeg entertainment has turned. Jerry Returns

BY MIKE UHRICH yada-yada-yada, after nine sea- The first three seasons are together and season three being Alexander (George) refused to sons and 180 episodes the show being released on Nov. 23, which packaged alone. contribute early on in the DVD hristmas is coming early went off the air. can be conveniently purchased Together the set features all 40 process. They were upset about and I can't wait for it. For Still not sure what I'm talking in a cleverly titled "Re-gift" set episodes from the first three sea- not receiving any royalties from years I have been waiting C about? Then maybe you should that includes a limited edition sons, with a staggering 24 hours the DVD sales, which is under- for the day when nothing finally climb out from under the rock script with hand written notes of bonus features. Highlights standable. Thankfully those means something. If you still you are currently living under. by co-creator Larry David, a deck include a never before seen pilot problems have been resolved have no clue what I'm talking The show is Seinfeld and all the of collectible playing cards, and episode, loads of bloopers and and everyone's favorite foursome about, I'll give you a hint. hoopla is over the long awaited exclusive Monk's Diner ceramic deleted scenes, clips from Jerry is on board for the project. A long time ago a comedian and highly anticipated release salt and pepper shakers and Seinfeld's standup routines, and The release is also being created a television show based of the series onto DVD. Someone metal napkin dispenser. interviews with cast members. accompanied by a TV special air- on his stand-up routines; it must have been listening because If that is too extravagant for Those interviews almost never ing on Nov. 25. The Seinfeld Story became very successful and six and a half years after the show you then you can buy both four happened, too. Co-stars Julia is a one hour retrospective of the is widely considered to be the went off the air, fans have had disc sets separately, with seasons Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine), Michael first four years of the show and is greatest sitcom ever made, and their prayers answered. one and two being packaged Richards (Kramer), and Jason hosted by Seinfeld himself. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. CALL 1-888-TAXIGUY. 1-888•TAXIGUY.