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"The tie that binds since 1926"
VOLUME XXXVII • ISSUE THIRTEEN • WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1996
WLU Student Publications CordtheWEEKLY Heartbreaker
26 - 23 OT loss to Waterloo ends season
GREG CHOWNYK pick up the ball and run it in for the Cord Sports touchdown. The ensuing convert WILLIAMS
down of the most and the Warriors It will go as one a Bigos single put football exciting university games in up by eight. STEPHEN history. Momentum swings, emo- The touchdown seemed to take
while. tional ups and downs, back and the air out of the Hawks for a forth scoring and overtime. It was After a somewhat impressive drive, PICTURE: more than anyone could ever ask the Laurier offense couldn't punch for. But for the Golden Hawks, it the ball in from inside the twenty.
most O'Hara will also go down as the heart- Even worse, a 22 yard Scott breaking defeat in history. field goal was blocked and it looked
The 26-23 loss at the hands of like it just wasn't the Hawks day. the Waterloo Warriors eliminates Just when things looked to be the Hawks from the playoffs and going bad, the Laurier offense ends their season well short of awoke as Kevin McDonald engi- expectations. neered a 90 yard drive which cul-
It was a defensive battle from minated with a 36 yard touchdown
defenses to Grant with time the opening kickoff; both pass Corey no showed exactly why they just might left on the clock. Treanor caught be the two best in the The the the two league. pass on point conver-
sion tie the Laurier defense was exceptionally to game at eight at the tough as they neutralized the half as the first big momentum shift
Warrior running attack much of the took place. first half. A tough defensive line led With the onus clearly on the by Jason Jacyno kept Jarrett Smith Warriors to respond in the second and in tact. looked to their company half, they get offense
However the Hawk defense After a scoreless first quarter, rolling.
first had to the Warriors drew blood something say about that. A
Zach thanks to a Laurier miscue. Bigos single was only scoring they
Treanor fielded a punt on the could manage.
Laurier six yard line only to fumble and have Waterloo's Ted Siountres •Continuedon page 14
More assaults after Rugby Champs! Esparza charged
Heading into the season, the Laurier SARAH PAPPLE possible reason for the assaults.
the seriousness of the rugby squad had only one goal in mind Cord News Concerning
and that was to win the OUAA Her II crimes, Calma is not worried that
title. Well this past Saturday they Two more sexual assaults were the attacks by these men will in accomplished what they set out to do committed on Monday, November increase severity. "The other
as and Kitchener be they defeated the Brock Badgers 4th in Waterloo guy [Esparza] seems to more
11-3. according to Detective Calma of aggressive, the one guy is just sat-
The victory caps of whai the Waterloo Regional Police. The isfied with pinching." Calma
believes these was a very successful season first happened at 1 pm in that men will not for the Hawks. After an early Waterloo Park, the second at 3 become serious in their assaults.
factor season tie at Carleton, the> pm on Belmont and Burnplace in A contributing to this is the
played the remainder of the sea Kitchener. Both were of the same women's reaction, Calma
son almost undefeated. Ironicailj nature as the assaults previously explained; all the women stood up
it was the Badgers who beat the reported in the Cord. The women to Esparza, and he always backed Hawks back before Thanksgiving. were grabbed at in a sexual man- off, scared of their reaction.
Laurier finished the regular ner. The suspect is again of Esparza was in police custody
season portion of their schedule in Mediterranean descent. when the most recent assaults
second spot, one point behind the Police formally charged 27 occurred, bringing many ques-
KMCRedmen. five tions the surface. Could year old Edgardo Esparza on to In the playoffs, the Hawks got counts of assault on October 30, Esparza be the wrong man? Or is
revenge not once, but twice. They 1996. He has remained in custody there a trend towards this form of defeated Carleton in the semi-final following his hearing, and his trial assault? Or are women now
and then for mid assaults fre- got their chance to get date has been set reporting these more back at Brock. November. quently, especially after Esparza
Along wit the honour ofbeing Her Regarding the ethnic identities was caught and charged? 11 champions, that distinction is also of the assailants, Detective Calma Whatever the case, women can
to the enough earn them promotion to the provided his own explanation. stop relaxing, thinking more the There competeive Her I nextseason. "Have you ever walked down assailant was caught. are
Mediterranean still other street in a coun- many dangerous people to the he asked, "You liable to the streets. Please use complete story see page try?" are roaming it is and avoid get grabbed, acceptable your common sense,
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NEWS WLU addresses Advisory Panel in London MELANIE SEAL should spend no more than 50 per to put the same capital into the od, George Raptis, WLUSU Vice the "If of cost - Affairs said, CordNews cent of their program library we normally would have President: University I'd like to remind not to to sort "Before we begin, that is say they should pay 50 done." there is going be some of that will be end- to to the committees we per cent, but no more than that. In its submission to the Advisory deregulation, it is going have discussion at four What we need is WLUSU said Students ing our forty-five a stable funding Panel, that despite be 510w... are asking, sharp, as thePanel members have a system." increased student spending from "What's going on?'... One of the to David C. chair In the Wilfrid not that is train catch," Smith, Laurier University 1993, "...overall quality is things is important pro- of the Advisory Panel said in his wel- Students' Union Submission to the improving. Computer and informa- tecting the quality of the classes- committee members. The WLUSU tion has been described There that need come to Advisory Panel, wrote, technology are some things for the had been "...the for attention... Laurier priorities meeting decisions or against pro- as archaic in some cases, and the students are set. from tuition should be is still behind closer to the On October 30, delegates gram deregulation library years many pushed edge o* Laurier and afford. There Wilfrid University weighted against the effects it would other institutions." things they can are in Sarnia Lambton College have on the quality of education and The Laurier committee also dis- limits. One of the things that will Proposed changes addressed questions raised in the whether it creates financial accessi- cussed meeting the future demands allow students to remain is to by the Province will alter Ontario Discussion barriers to students... After the put on universities in their reform the currentstudent loan government's bility presenta- sys- Laurier for students. released in 1996. most recent tuition fee the tem. paper, July increase, stu- tion to Advisory Panel. Marsden Without it, there will be a sig- five member Panel dents will nificant The Advisory need a period of adjust- said that "Public Universities can uprising." has developed is a very cohesive ment before the demands "We and united of has been travelling throughout any larger shares can meet by expanding try not to duplicate pro- view to development to - Ontario listening the objectives, be paid. Thus, it is simply not realis- and contracting on demand." grams elsewhere but we build the University between the faculty, of goals, and desires postsecondary tic to consider deregulation of any Marsden pointed out that "There strength," Marsden said of Laurier, board, staff, and students." institutions. John C. Snobelen, undergraduate programs at Laurier must be coherence... Equity and "Our first priority is increasing stu- Smith asked Simms if the set of Minister of Education and training, immediately after such a large fairness in the way the programs dent financial support." Marsden measures were accessible to the wrote in the Discussion Paper that increase." are evaluated, a method of monitor- said the University's second priority public. "They are currently private - the creation of the "co- panel was to The Laurier committee ing the academic programs," was "expanding information tech- but we will be happy to share exam- and ordinate discussion give me addressed the Advisory Panel on the Marsden said. Smith asked Marsden nology", and its third objective was ples of this," Simms said. about the advice... on what government policy issue of co-operation between uni- "disappointment" many that "there should be financial In WLUSU's submission to the and in for we should adopt". versities, colleges, secondary felt with the accreditation process advantages fiscally responsible Advisory Panel, they wrote, "Since In their at Western schools. Marsden the at presentation told panel, the United States, and mentioned university." students Laurier pay such a large the of Costs" "These should be volun- that the considered of Wilfrid of the cost of their educa- University on "Sharing linkages process was Betty Simms, Chair the portion for education, and based the elaborate of about Dr. Lorna Marsden, tary... on academic "fairly and fairly expen- Laurier University Board tion, it seems unfair that only Wilfrid Laurier missions the Governors "One of the 6 cent The Board Governor University President, of institutions." sive." Marsden said, "There has to said, major per of of institutions be standard that the Far said that postsecondary Marsden cited as an example the some so concerns of the Board of Governors voting members are students... "should be the between and have competing on quality co-operation Laurier degrees value outside the was that we were accountable. We too often, two voices are simply not of not the basis the Waterloo Ontario I'm at of programs, on of University of in its 25 marketplace... sure we look very carefully the roles of enough for the entire Board fees." Marsden said that the of and the the US but and the of com- years cross registration can improve on system, governance ordinance. We have Governors to appreciate point mittee is "not enchanted intensive also need kind of by deregu- new "capital library sys- we some system." measured that yes we are meeting view ofthe students." lation... It's our view that students tem". Marsden "We don't need the and the the What said, In question answer peri- goals [of University]. Culture Shock ordinary business. No, this is a cul- through repeated trips to the dance meet Daisy and Dori." He leaned in in a squeaky voice. As they turned tural actions and the altar of and headed the odd meeting place. The floor distribution, a little closer so that only I could for door, an here individuals that be dental that the people perform are ritualized. decide it is now time hear. "They're studying to feeling something in uni- Thebar is institution. to create a religious relationships with other hygienists." verse had just gone terribly wrong The customers follow certain patrons. "Oh. dark... that's really... inter- came over me. Clark. A rabbit. ERIC HENRY established rituals within of friends a ceremo- Some my call this the esting." Two dental hygienists. No, some- Cord News Commentary nial context. admittance of but that I think it who They gain art picking up, to me was Daisy started thing just wasn't making any sense. Last week, after a in the within sounds little crude. around of his Then it occurred long night by proving membership a a Anyway, peo- twirling a finger one to me that Turret, I found delineated that of Laurier construct in the dark had all myself leaning up group; ple aimless chatter whiskers. "Isn't he cute," she asked my money. the bar. dark students. In of against was hopping a disorganized mass, hopes impressing someone down to the draft to to aim taps buy us they step up the bar, the altar. whom they to (and how do we | I 1 another It's how Here the ritual distribute this pitcher. amazing experts say delicately) take home to | I I rabbits can get the attention of any drinks of various sorts, all of which show their goldfish. | bartender. With minutes a few to are meant to solidify one's relation Success in this venture is often | ! LIBEL SETTLEMENT ! myself, I thought it would be a to the of celebration. Then the used demonstrate great deity to status among Ii| time to look the crowd and the dance floor. over see individual moves to males. Those of lower status | ii what was going on. A here A settlement of has been congregation of people are inevitably park themselves at the | a libel action against The Cord reached, to | I watched as people walked a religious the satisfaction of both Cord of student up working up frenzy, gyrat- bar, waiting for something to hap-1| parties. Following coverage a | to the bar with dedicated precision. and to At it occurred that found Laurier ing jumping around call pen. this point, to me | complaint was eventually to begroundless, a | 1 observed others their arms the Professor commenced lawsuits Tne Cord for what flinging upon communal effervescence that I was one of those lower status | two against was | around on the dance floor to famil- that marks such a individuals. I be of the The ceremony. stopped thinking I| alleged to defamatory coverage complaints. parties | iar tunes. I laughed as some I called over the bartender. aboutit. Just then I felt a on have reached settlement of these claims The Cord guys tap my I| a against requiring | tried out rabbit stunningly stupid pick-up "Have seen a around shoulder. the of a Code of Ethics for The Cord, the of this you I adoption printing | lines on the ladies. somewhere? He was supposed to "Gracious master, I think I'll find notice and certain other the have young I| provisions parties agreed to keep | It dawned the I\irret be on me that buying tonight." She noddedand my own home tonight." dark confidential. The Code is now in effect. The events way I| required giving | is not just a bar. to The patrons here pointed the dance floor. was there between two rise to this Settlement arose in 1989. standing I| are too dedicated this be for to an After reaching a state of delirium ladies. "Eric, I'd like to young you I| I I I B ' • iI%IP * M Another reward *750 Get S~S(> towards the or lease of GM vehicle. purchase any new theCord November 6,1996 3 (News)— Newsbites be restructured in order to increase who not be able to afford the the of landfill might a issue, Laurier space, saving 1.5 million In addition, it accuracy. suggests post secondary education." Environmental dubwill be showing trees, enough steel to build 1400 OUSA more attention should be to given a documentary on Wednesday, cars and over 1900 barrels of oil. teaching oriented research and to November 6 the Science The in Building, region is promoting "We are releases facilitate the creation of innovative Human NlOO2. Further rights room information is making a difference" through mall methods of teaching. also available the at and tours of on net, displays waste manage- Michael tenure report Burns, Executive protest http/Avatservl .uwaterloo.ca/wpirg/o mentfacilities. Director of OUSA feels the report goniiitml. There will be two pickets has SHAHZAD GORAYA been a success, "we're pretty planned of the corporately owned Shell sta- CordNewsbite a lot of WLU United pleased, we got press cover- tion near Westmount Mall, one on On October the OUSA we'll of 8, 1996, age [and] generate a lot new TONYWEIS Thursday November 7 at 4:30, the (Ontario Student ideas." CordNewsbite Undergraduate other on Sunday, November 10, at Way released named Alliance) a report November 10,1996 marks the one- 1:00. Both are supported by the "Tenure, and Teaching Quality year anniversary of the murders of Laurier Environmental Club and the campaign Accountability". Windsor Ken Saro-Wiwa, a NobelPrize-nom- Ogoni Support Group. The report proposed that inee, and eight other activists in the begins soon tenured faculty should be evaluated raises Ogoni struggle Nigeria's mil- money against five and fired if their every years itary dictatorship. The Ogoni are a MELANIE SEAL is found to be performance unsatis- for students long oppressed indigenous group Waste CORD NEWSBITE criteria factory. The for evaluation, within Nigeria. Most Ogoni live Jannah Mather, Chair of the 1996 the should be as report proposes, WENDY MILLIKEN today in increasing poverty and Reduction Wilfrid Laurier University United developed jointly by Ontario CordNewsbite despair, without clean water, elec- Way Campaign will launch the drive Universities should The of yet be flexible University Windsor Student's tricity, medical care and education, Week on November 12 at noon with the enough to accommodate individual Alliance has committed $100,000 and on a land and water base so Macarena Dance. The dance will missions. three student bur- to the university over years for polluted that their ability farm WENDY MILLIKEN begin in Torque Room, move Under the current system of saries as part of the Ontario Student and fish has been severely margin- Cord Newbite through the Concourse, and end in Trust Fund alized. Waterloo the Turret. WLU has tenure, faculty are given a perma- Opportunity (OSOTF). is joining regions across challenged of nent contract or job in order to pro- The fund, offered by the govern- Against the backdrop of environ- Ontario by celebrating Waste both the University Waterloo and tect their academic freedom. ment of Ontario, matches contribu- mental degradation and oppression, Reduction Week, from November 4- Conestoga College with the largest number of However, currently there is no sys- tions and holds the money in trust Saro-Wiwa began the Movementfor 10. This year they are focusing on participants. of The for the United of tem regular review in place. institution to distribute. the Survival of the Ogoni People the difference made by recycling Last year, Way K-W tenured the answered almost calls for report says "While faculty Fanta Williams, the president of (MOSOP). They allege that the Royal and composting efforts in area. 100,000 should be form attack said "the started This Laurier's protected or UWSA UWSA is committed Dutch/Shell Group's involvement Since the blue box program help. year goal is constraint based the nature of to accessible for residents have saved on an education all with the region has helped pollute in 1991 a year $50,000. views, tenure should not provide students. This the environment, while funding program supporting _ protection from the practice and helps address the clear need for Nigeria's dictatorship. consequence of regular perfor- increased financial support for stu- To mark the anniversary of Saro- Alumni Correction mance reviews." dents in Ontario." Darren Vanecko, Wiwa's death, protests against Shell Among other key recommenda- Vice President Internal Affairs are being coordinated worldwide for October 2nd of the Cord entitled tions the report urges that under- UWSA, added "This will give stu- Sunday November 10. For anyone In the Wednesday, 1996 issue a story evaluations should dents the "Oldest alumni returns to Laurier" there few mistakes to be corrected. graduate course opportunity to go to school interested in learning more about a The gentleman's name is Fred Ahrenf, not Fred Aaron as was published in the Cord. Also, the Mr. Ahrenf is a retired teacher of German, not journal- ism. The Cord apoligizes andregrets the error. What's fit for the Bin NUMUS 96-97 yarrrnn | SEASON i HOLLY THOMSON DCIear plastic food and beverage 7)Glass and metal food mid bever- Enviro Team bottles, as well as jars with a #1 age bottles axid jars. flattened [You're faced with a small but impor- mobius loop symbol on the bottom. 8)Corrugated cardboard tant dilemma - you've just poured 2)HDPE plastic food and beverage and tied. last of foil | the drop milk out Of the car- bottles and jars with a #2 mobius 9)Aluminum wrap and trays. ton and you're not sure what to do loop (hi the bottom including wind- Now that you've read about scope iwith it. Fortunately, you still have shield washer fluid containers. what can be recycled, jot this list |' r^j|' another carton of milk, so don't 3)Newspapers, catalogues, maga- down or cut it out and keep it tacked worry about that; your real concern zines, paperbacks, telephone books, up somewhere for quick reference. is whether or not the milk carton household paper, and wrapping It will help you differentiate between and can be recycled. Unfortunately, die paper. recyclables non-recyclahies. answer is no. If you've been asking 4)Boxboard including cereal and tis- For more pointers on reducing, boxes. and tuned yourself "to recycle or not to recy- sue reusing, recycling, stay cle" lot here's list of what toilet roles. for information from the a lately, a 5)Used paper more fibre the weeks. can be recycled in Waterloo; 6)Paper egg cartons. EnviroTeam in coming We've got you coming...... and going. And we'll coming and going with regular keep you numus interpreters |Lutheran Church return at discount 49 St. Kitchener departures student prices. Competition Queen N., Tickets $15 ($lO Stu/Sen) For concert information and ticket reservations call 519-746-8437 from Kitchener/Waterloo to: Toronto $22 Belleville $51 Sudbury $91 Peterborough $42 London $20 Ottawa $85 $2.00 Off Admission Other discounted destinations available. AD Price does not include G.S.T. With This Toronto. also available. Frank C. Peters Pickups on campus tor Dropoffs Flag stop points: Building (University Ave.) and Athletic Complex (King St.) at the Kitchener Transit Bays. Please see schedule. Surf to http://www.greyhound.ca/ "TRAVEL CUTS Greyhound Student Union Building, 3rd floor CsmsKla+ Wilfrid Laurier University 886-8228 15 Charles Street W. Kitchener 741 -2600 4 November 6,1996 theCord —(News) Laurier Students Walk-For-Literacy SOPCIC MARYANN Tightly bundled for the winter and of course Dean Nichols. All CordNews weather, students prepared to walk extended their appreciation for the of and with aerobic in the excellent that LSFL has After months planning an warm-up reputation Coordinator preparing by LSFL Science Building, led by aerobics fostered for Wilfrid Laurier and the Walk-For Rebecca Innes instructor Nancy Mobrin. What fol- University. Committee, the first annual lowed three hour Literacy was a cold walk TheWalk -For-Literacy Walk-For-Literacy was declared a through the park. A beverage and Committee, LSFL volunteers and the Laurier Students For Tim Horton Timbits station LSFL Team would success. rest Organizational will Literacy and Frontier College energized walkers who continued like to extend their thanks to every- raised share the $1500 by partici- on, even though the Timbits froze one that donated their time, money, much needed before the walk ended. the first pants to acquire and energy into making since for resources funding literacy Following the walk was a recep- annual Walk-For-Literacy a success. have been Laurier tion held the Science to thank programs cut. in Building LSFL would especially like Students for Literacy, which consists where participants heard form a and recognize those that participat- of 90 series of in first of a group students, are very guest speakers. Among ed the walk including year PICTURE: active in promoting literacy in the those who addressed the crowd residence students, Bacchus, Sigma Waterloo community. were representatives from Frontier Chi fraternity, Joel Lynn, and George SIMON November Laurier well from On Sunday 3, College, as as WLUSU Raptis. students braved the cold air to President Joel Lynn, Vice-President LSFL raised $1500 on Sunday. Walk-For-literacy in Waterloo Park. University Affairs George Raptis, ISBISTER Presumed Innocent Is thislegal? of KELLIE SIEGNER ship with Buck. And as for telling face. In the interest of keeping per- Daisy. Charlene, on the other hand, dant's guilt without a shadow a LegalResourcesCounsellor him of this phone call? forget it. sonal lives out of the workplace, made sure there were plenty of wit- doubt. the usual The remained moth- when she needed them. In the Buck and Charlene In a digression from types message was, unfortunately, Daisy quiet. Daisy's nesses By way, such this the law will be married June. of articles I have written in the past, intercepted by Daisy's mother, who er, infuriated at this incident, was instances as one, next in I have chosen to talk about a case was greatly distressed by the threat. not as calm as her daughter. She can only make judgments the The is from the "real world" this week. She erased the message, and called confronted Buck and Charlene in face of the evidence provided. Legal Resources Office have been Buck the store. Once words situation is the third the SUB. Where necessary, names immediately. again, were Although Daisy's found on floor of into in she mishandled week, changed in order to protect the iden- Daisy was finally clued what exchanged, leaving Charlene unfortunate, things, Open five days a ourfriendly, the involved. later. and her In counsellors tities of parties was happening two days tears. as such, lost court case. extremely good-looking with to Daisy and Buck dated for two Needless to say, the conditions at So what ultimately happened?? Canada, the onus of proof lies are happy answer your legal After turned Charlene contacted the the the defen- and concerns. years. they broke up, they work very chilly. police to plaintiff in proving questions in the harassment laid remained good friends, as they Daisy confronted Charlene have charges worked in the same retail store. employee's lounge, reducing against Daisy and her mother. Daisy Eventually, Buck began seeing Charlene to tears. Buck's loyalties lost her job, and the duo were in Charlene who also worked the were divided: his friendship with banned from entering the store Clarification of store. his with Daisy or relationship premises for one year. Charlene? Without of the This of could Charlene, however, was insecure proof mes- travesty justice in her with Buck been left, Buck have been avoided with a few relationship as sage ever having minor WLUSUPosition the remainedwith long as Daisy was in picture. Charlene. changes to the events which tran- One Charlene threat- day, left a Smirking, Charlene rubbed her spired. home while ening message on Daisy's "victory" into Daisy the two As the original message was machine: if did not in the stockroom unable to LORI DYSIEVICK is answering Daisy were together. erased, Daisy was prove OUSA's governing body a back off, Charlene would After heated As CordNews Commitee* of destroy a confrontation, the message was ever left. well, 'Steering comprised a belted the witnessed Charlene is intended of the her reputation as well as her friend- Charlene Daisy across no on strike This story to clarify representatives university the position ofWLUSU presented in members. The members of the the article entitled "CFS Week Not OUSA include Laurier, Toronto, in Vain" in the October 30th, 1996 Western, Brock, Waterloo and issue ofthe Cord. Windsor. Raptis believes that this WLU is a member ofthe Ontario governing structure is effective. with the Undergraduate Student Alliance "OUSA tries to work gov- {OUSA). According to George ernment to make changes." said SPONSORED BY CULTURAL AFFAIRS Raptis VP:UA, WLU has been a Raptis. member of OUSA for many years. Furthermore, Raptis pointed "OUSA has done a fantastic job lob- out, OUSA is less expensive than student 2nd bying. They are more respected any other university organi- then other student said zation. any group." Raptis. OUSA earns this respect due In response to the government to their lack of confrontational cuts to education, OUSA is circulat- behaviour in dealing with the gov- ing a petition which will be at WLU ernment in the concourse next week. • Monitor Repairs • PixTube Restoration • All Electronics Repairs 14% discount for student + extra warranty 725 - 4953 Traditional Holiday Dinner A variety of entertainment #SUN-SATIONS HAIR DESIGN $15.25/ticket ($10.25 can be taken off with meal card) tBEFORE yOU CO SOUTH, Tickets are available NOW! 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Are you uncomfortable Patrol volunteers. to bar. could be walk- lic school Halloween going a They Patrol. program. to class or to the Matthews is the Laurier walking night not only As Kinsman is quick to point out, Right now, the services of Foot Turret by yourself? Unsure what to student of the the Patrol taking advantage these volunteers are the key to are available to Laurier do about this problem? most active walk home in Each volunteer and program program's success. Students, faculty staff, between For 22-year-old Angela the works of hours 7:30 and 1:30 country. an average 10 every pm am Sunday to Matthews the answer is to Leslie simple, just According Coordinator two weeks, often they walk great Tuesday and between 7:30 pm and call 886-FOOT and the hard work- Kinsman, WLU Foot Patrol is cur- distances and endure all kinds of 2:30 am Wednesday to Saturday. As dedicated ing, volunteers of rently averaging 60 walks a night, a weather. of November 11, winter hours will Laurier's Foot Patrol to the come 30% increase over other years. Before becoming involved with take effect and walks will begin at Established rescue. in 1991, Foot Patrol the program, volunteers are 6:30 pm eveiy evening. who has classes is the Matthews, night only completely student run required to complete basic training From off campus, Foot Patrol and works on volunteer walk home campus some program in sessions. Each volunteer takes eight can be reached by calling 886- the work of evenings, sees Foot Canada. a friend's FOOT. If ing to house or whatever." hours of basic first aid and heart you are on campus, simply Patrol volunteers crucial to her in of addition of additional dial FOOT as Working teams two, one In to providing the walk saver CPR plus one day (3668). andaround male and safety on campus. one female, every evening home service, volunteers also patrol training inbasic crisis prevention. If you are interested in becoming me with a volunteers walk the efforts have been made Patrol "They provide sense people just about Laurier campus. Walks are Recently, a Foot volunteer, hiring for of and a freedom of want to often volunteers make to Foot Patrol's services to next will take security move- anywhere they go. picked up as expand year's program place ment. I don't have to about "We them and walk "red of the of the in March. Details will be announced worry pick up nightly flag sweeps" more community. and I know that I'll them having a car get anywhere. They don't have to darker areas on campus. Earlier this month, Foot Patrol in theCord. Suspicious Bag O'Crime Person unknown broke window after Suspicious Person(s) a was located the next day and issued trespass notices being evicted Oct - Oct the door the 07 96 21 96 in at Science Building. a written trespass notice prohibiting Theft Under $5000.00 from Bricker Residence for attempt- Information received was regarding No suspects. him form coming onto YVLU con- 30 Oct 96 ing to sell hair care products. a male person, who had beenshow- trolled property. Physical Plant & Planning reported ing up at a class in what appeared Suspicious Person the theft of mirrors from the mens' Cause Disturbance to be an intoxicated condition. The 1330 hrsTue 29 Oct 96 Theft Under $5000.00 & womens' washrooms on the Ist 0225 hrs Sat 02 Nov 96 individual is not registered in the Robert Langdon Gallery staffreport- 2130 - 2300 hrs Mon 28 Oct 96 floor of the library. A non WLU male was arrested for particular course. Officers attended ed a male person who had been A YVLU student reported the theft of fighting at the Turret. He was subse- class but prior to were unable to "hanging around" the gallery and his wallet when he left his knapsack Mischief quently charged for being intoxicat- locate him. This will be made if situation comments that he were unattended for a short period of 2030 hrs Tliu 31 Oct 96 ed in a public place. monitored. he could slash the unstable paint- time in the library. An officer responded to a report of ings with a pocket knife. eggs being thrown by the occupants Mischief Under $5000.00 Mischief Under $5000.00 Investigation revealed that this indi- Suspicious Person of a vehicle in front of Bricker 0200 hrs Sun 03 Nov 96 - hrs Mon 28 96 - 1900 2200 Oct vidual was not WLU affiliated. He 29 Oct 96 30 Oct 96 Residence. On arrival the vehicle A light standard was found dam- A WLU student reported she was had already left. aged outside the Science Building being stared at on 2 separate occa- exposing electrical wires. No sus- sions on the 4th floor of the library. Unauthorized Soliciting pects. A description of the individual was 1612 hrs Fri 01 Nov 96 obtained. females issued Australia and Two were written Great Britain GRSCON-STOLL ' ' 1 ' 1,: Flv to I\lew Horizons G rlw Is covered Under Ovitsusl Massage Study Student Extended Health Plan (Continue oi education abtoad! coynplete youi Teacher Training - One-Year Programmes Accredited for Ontario You are covered with the Master's Degrees Students' Health Plan Masters' Degrees or Professional certifications in through your parents' plan. many disciplines Reasonable fees - Australia airport pick-up in Call for specific details. - guaranteed accommodation 'Join the hundreds who have already enjoyed this cultural and educational experience! 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CordInternational Barcelona, relaxing in the Piazza However, there are the forgetta- della met To many, backpacking across Signoria in Florence, drinking bles like Carly, an Aussie I in chal- at Europe seems to be a daunting the Hofbrauhaus in Munich, Paris who was the most annoying the least, the fountain of useless I've lenge to say especially walking down Champs D'Elysses information alone. in in and hours being a female travelling Paris, eating gelati Rome, ever encountered-it took me I shake her Louvre However, for a month last summer, generally living each day like it was to (thank God the lot set out from England with only my my last. is so big!). I also ran across a of these wits, an overstuffed backpack, Most backpackers swear by the "Backpacker Snobs" (BS), are Guide credo: "The that have been $1200, and a Berkeley's to cheaper you travel, the people everywhere commercial- Europe to get me by. more you'll experience." Even BEFORE it had been You learn quickly that backpack- though it might sound cliche, its ized, slept in ditches and public the best in and can travel on $2 a ing is a trade-off. If your willing to true. Some of things life bathrooms, where next like the sunset BS also feel that unless give knowing your meal, are free, watching in day. you've in been the road six shower and bed are coming from, Venice or having a moonlit picnic on for more than than return youH receive the time of your under the Eiffel Tower. However, months, you are nothing more I've been tourist. I life. never on a trip before my personal favourite was being a mere learned to avoid is shown in the the where everyday an adventure, restricted areas these people like plague. The I and while just trying to survive I was Vatican City because a security day finished my backpack- to in I have also seeing places and things I had guard was trying pick up an ing expedition Madrid, of only ever dreamed of visiting. Aussie I was travelling with. I saw never felt a greater feeling accom- The most difficult thing about everything but the Pope's under- plishment and peace. In one month and done than backpacking is finding accommoda- wear drawer (only in Italy!). I had seen more I It is do in life- tions. You can pre-book, but opted also important to splurge most people manage to a didn't want to take the the took time. not to-I spon- along way. I an over-priced in is adventure taneity out of travelling. However, gondola ride Venice, bought a Europe an waiting of leather shoes Florence, to have to choose that meant that every night was a pair in happen, you just gamble, and I basically slept in all and I managed to have one semi- it. in in I visit- conditions: a 14th century villa expensive meal every city TIME Florence ($2O), a crowed bee infest- ed. However, when I arrived in FIRST EUROPE: A ROUGH TO BACKPACKING ed "stable" in Venice ($l2), an Madrid with only enough money to GUIDE in Austria and 6 of Alpine chalet ($10), a buy to buy bananas, a bag chips JUST DO IT: You convent in Munich ($l5). However, and a baguette to last me three are only young You can't miss typical tourist spots like the Eiffel Tower. moment to to those damn and not my lowest was having days, I began curse once, even though you may Italian shoes. have the time it. In share a bed with two complete or money-find Barcelona bet- it be will hear about new strangers in ($23) Backpacking also means for ten years you'll only be remember- "home", you'll want to a very Europe you because held arrived there ter the memories made and not home meet and find out I so late, or for worse, meeting people you ing you light when your walking places, people, would otherwise the aroundin the hot about events that to there was nothing left! would never have money you spent Spanish sun trying may cause you to "The simplest thing about back- in a million years. You learn so CARPE DIEM: If you find yourself find accommodations change your plans. Basically: fly by much from encounter. A the seat of packing is finding something amaz- everyone you doing things you never thought USE GUIDEBOOK: "Let's Go", your pants! do lot I'll for- do-mission See LEARN KEY PHRASES: encoun- ing to everyday. Imagine coming I meet a of people never you'd accomplished. "Lonely Planet", "Berkeley's" etc., I have tered four and going as you please, having no get-like Brett, a South African who everything you can, and drink and just make sure you one. foreign languages ,and schedules follow, for (the food without of these even a of the to all while enjoy- had been backpacking over eat everything you can in Travelling one is though majority people art work from to three is for almost don't let it I met sometimes I felt ing Michelangelo years and had been every- Italy reason enough going). impossible-just spoke english eternal of Monet to Dali, soaking up the rays in where, or Louise and Francesca, TRAVEL LIGHT Even though your become your bible like I was playing an game to Nice, marveling at the architecture two wild and crazy Aussies with backpack is essentially your BE FLEXIBLE: When you get charades. TEAR YOUR m SOUL APARTW MM JO SUNDAY CfMj) NO COM BCFORt 9:00 Visiting Gaudi's incredible gothic Sagrada Familia Cathedral in Barcelona is an experience a back-packer never forgets. $4.00 ON SUNDAY 220 KING N. theCord November 6,1996 7 OPINION Editorial The Scent of a Woman I was mistaken. I women's movement which came to a head in the really quite thought that the seventies had suc- ceeded in least for that the least the industrialized at gaining some respect women. I thought world, at world, could see women as equal contributors to society and their value as more than superficial. the Cord WEEKLY The fashion has been the feminine with models of industry always a menace to identity, enjoying a life eating disorders that chalked to the so they may catwalk along the runways of Milan. I have always it up chauvinism and that But - too far. I can't believe that this fantasy surrounds the industry. no, I'm sorry it's gone would happen in "The tie that binds since 1926" 1996. I can't believe that the efforts of women (efforts that are now twenty years old) have beento no avail. men's with for I Tommy Hilfiger, a successful designer, recently came out a new fragrance women. have no and the of problem with him "cashing in" on the success of his men's line, trying to appeal to styles women. It's not and whomever his the concept I have a problem with at all. It's the name of the scent I object to. Hilfiger, marketing Girl Thinkabout genius (clearly male) came up with the name ofTommy Girl for his new perfume. Tommy it. I wonderwhat makes Hilfiger believe that the word "tommy" epitomizes maleness and masculinity. Why does the of his clothes have be redefined for women? Oh I'm it's not even redefinedfor name to sorry, being women. It's being redefined for "girls". A Wilfrid Laurier University StudentPublication to Why "girl"? Why does society keep telling women that they have defy their age, and constantly strive for a for 75 University Avenue West, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5 youthful, innocent, (and let's face it) naive look. There are Oil of Olay commercials on television teenagers now! 884-1970 3564 I for (519) ext. Why can an older woman not be the essence of feminine beauty? If want to create myself the image of a Fax: (519) 884-7723 together, trendy, successful woman (much like Hilfiger's men's lines caters to) why do I have to wear a perfume 884-1970 ext. 3566 Advertising: (519) named bad that dress back the short school "girl"? It's not enough styles are moving to pleated girl look, complete with knee socks, and pouty looks. Before shake headand dismiss this, deciding it is only feminist banter, think aboutit. Hilfiger's clothing "What does he mean make it like the Sun? you your line Girl". What's the is women? What for women is also labeled 'Tommy message Hilfiger sending out to kind of I don't read the Sun, it's not a real paper." when I'm told that the the dress like, image is our society perpetuating trendy, acceptable thing to to make-up like, -Colleen Nicholson to of and even to smell like is that of a young girl? How is a woman supposed earn the respect her co-workers, her Girl". that's Editorial Board friends, even her family knowing that she is wearing a perfume called, "Tommy Now a perfume that 0 commands respect. Editor-in-Chief Melanie Seal I know little bit about I know that market is most the successful business News Editor Tom Hrubes a marketing. Hilfiger's target likely also know that sales of Girl" have been had I'm woman. I perfume 'Tommy not as great as Hilfiger expected. not Associate News Editor Lori Dysievick No woman would want to invest in a which sees its consumers not as women, Entertainment Editor Aaron Hunter surprised. self-respecting company but Assistant Entertainment Editor Robin Whittaker as "girls". Sports Editor Greg Chownyk Editorial by Melanie Seal, Editor-in-Chief the Cord the The in this editorial are those the author, and do not those of Staff, edito- Assistant Sports Editor Jim Donnelly opinions expressed of necessarily reflect rial board, or WilfridLaurier University StudentPublications. Features Editor Ann-Marie Smith Life Editor Ann Huskinson Production Manager Mike Vencel Cord Staff LETTERS Production Assistants Sarah Hollands Colleen Nicholson Mike Caesar toEditorthe Tina Tarn Classified Coordinator Patricia Lancia Snobelen A Wealth Copy Editors Christina Mogk of next week demanding no further Propaganda Megan Atkinson Knowledge tuition increases. Before signing the International Coordinator Katherine Harding Dear Editor, Dear Editor, petition though, you may wish to I would like to thank Saito Have noticed the teacher the Student Publications Staff Andy for you ever ponder following. Photo Marion Hensel Manager his wonderful cover story, relying upon that older gentleman Firstly, the Ontario government Photo Technicans Steve Williams "Snobelen Speaks Out", which who sits in front of you in political still subsidizes our post secondary Joanne tune of Spadafora cured me of my "fear" of the thought class to provide the senti- education bills to the over Art Director Kerr small Jeremy Education Minister. I sincerely ments surrounding certain elec- $6000 per student. That's no Administrator John to and where Systems Maljkovich appreciate his attempt let Mr. tions? Have you ever noticed that figure in times all people On - Line Editor Andrew White of this rich and Snobelen "give his side of the story." older gentleman? Did you know province, poor, are Manager Robert Norris If make Advertising not for Andy, I might have had to that last winter Laurier students being asked to sacrifices, we Ad Sales Representees Nolin LeChasseur full go all the way to the Centre Spot had over 1000 undergraduate as students shouldn't really expect Rebecca Shropshire to I'm and pay 65 cents for the Globe & and part time students over age 30, be som&how exempted. no Ad Production Dannielle Chartrand Manager Mail to P-R students old? well off than most of but I read such an obvious and 40 over 60 years more you, Ad Production Assistant Barnard Megan shocked to still additional dol- piece. Perhaps you are find feel an hundred Sandra Cunha I'm all students close to 60 still to lars is small to sure of us are people even going per year a price pay Gregory English soothed and re-assured by the school (maybe you just thought in order to maintain the quality edu- Andrew Warrack at like absence of any difficult questions in them slow). They are not slow! They cation offered institutions Atheletic Advertising Pete Robinson Manager to the interview: questions that might may simply feel the need enlight- WLU. Administration still doesn't won- have us doubting what many call en themselves (we young ones Secondly, anyone short-sighted policies which have harbor the illusion that this is why der why OUSA isn't also circulating President Laurie Legault made life difficult and painful for we're here). My point is, and I do a petition directed at University VP of Finance Kevin MacDonald Administrators thousands. have one, that the teacher asks that asking them to VP of Operations David Janzen his other If there was a need for Mr. older gentleman opinion explore revenue generating Public Relation Manager Michelle Love to to of because he there. next tuition Snobelen respond any the was By bringing options year besides Board of Directors Shayne Lidkea actual criticisms leveled at him, I'm firsthand experience into the class- increases? Let's not fall into the trap Beth Costelec Jen Clarke he would have volunteered teacher there's admin- sure room, they is attempting to of assuming no more Christine Gergich Ryan Lock "his side" instead of simply giving apply reality to the abstracts that istrative fat to be cut. Isn't Dr. Domenico Magisano rehearsed to be to voice Laurier's President, answers pointless may taught, provide a Marsden, administra- questions. from the past. The unique knowl- among the highest paid a Canadian universities... I also agree that all dissenting edge that mature students hold is tors of all The Cord will not print anything that is racist, sexist, or homophobic in nature, as deemed by the staff as a voting and the of body. The Cord will not print anything in violation of its Code of Ethics, outlined in The Cord Constitution. Cora opinions should be mailed directly resource more valuable than books WLU is among smallest are $20.00 for addresses within Canada. The Cord is CanWeb All subscription rates per term printed by Printing. them all in student to our Education Minister where he could ever be (less expensive too). It terms of popula- commentaryis strictly the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily reflect that of the Cord staff, the editorial be and utilized tion. tuition increases aren't board,or WLU Publications. can simply choose not to respond, must tapped into in Maybe the worth instead of unfairly forcing him to order to round out our education. only thing protesting Contributors: Shazad Goraya, Secret Agent Man, Wendy Milliken, David next find aroundhere. answer on the front page of a news- The time you yourself Duchovny, Tony Weis, Kellie Seigner, Romeo and Juliet CD, Maryann Sopcic, for all to see. unable to a sense of the big Lock Simon lsbister, Lily Pharmaceuticals, Nicole Fancourt, Smarties, Cheryl paper gain pic- Ryan that Spencer, Green VW vans, Thom Ryan, Spiderman, Roxanne Coppens, Lynne This article is a superb example ture, approach maturestudent, Pauli, Sarah Kavanaugh, Sterling Lynch, Randy Waechter, Vanessa Haltrecht, FR110 of top-notch reporting, and Andy offer him or her a coffee in return Replies ■ Dave Kerth, Ray Schmidt, Alexander Houston, Mike McKenna, Nicole did extremely well in the widely for their ideas and knowledge. They Dear Editor, Brandon, Scott O'Hara, Andy Mina, Sarah Mulder, Steve Metcalfe, Tom Fuke, I Clarke's accepted role of the press: to help are a resource we can not ignore. read with interest Jennifer Conor McCreery, Big green men, Erin Keating, Ronnie Powlus, Jennifer in avoid Jeff letter, "En Francais [sic], SVP", Lipishan, Dan Kerr, Ben Harris, Matt Dere, Caesar Martini, Alan Horn, people powerful positions Kruse October Jennifer Martin, James Eaton, Mike Adoijan, Tim Kingston, Sarah Papple. feeling uncomfortable by having to which appeared in the 30 friend or The Cord reminds you to remember thosewhohave fallen in battle, Wages of the Cord. Unfortunately, defend their actions; and of course, Petition High 199 issue foe, and recognizes how important the loss of their lives is for the freedom of to stifle public agitation by quickly Dear Editor, Ms. Clarke's frustration apparently efforts never be ours. May their forgotten. and unobtrusively changing the As George Raptis, VP: University stems from misunderstandings on subject. Affairs, pointed out in last week's her part. in TbeCord. Matthew Grebenc issue of the Cord, the Ontario Ms. Clarke enrolled French and You willsubntrt Undergraduate Student Alliance 110 hoping "to review improve conversational (OUSA) will be circulating a petition [her] French [sic] 8 November 6,1996 theCord -(Opinion) more letters... more letters... more letters... The actual of the will and do outside. With this from the cigarette discards seep into expression." goals Thursday, 17, October, 1996, the have put a picture of two pigs there the This have some are to review basic concepts answer were still attached. The because can't beef from change in smoking area, ground. may course keys you get term effect on the environment. students toward bookstore with As we should have been mandatory provi- long and guide more staff, the grateful pork or from milking cows. This litter is and if ever sions for these non smoking places type of disgusting sophisticated abilities in French by appreciation of the department, took said, great article, but you're not look good for these estab- and correct on the not of red meat to provide some kind of cigarette does emphasizing precise inconsiderable task of triumphing the cause the is the include of container. lishments. It is time for universities, knowledge of language. This removing answer keys on eaters again, a picture a disposal have that because and public business to pro- course, 1996, the BEEF COW. I noticed peo- private not a conversation although Friday, thereby saving for would forced to smoke out- vide adequate containers dispos- oral techniques are relied upon time that have beenlost if the Michelle Morton ple are now ed discards. the manuals had sent doors, the litter of cigarette discards of cigarette heavily to improve students' been back to the Sean Stack more and more disgust- Yours truly, abilities. publisher. On Monday, 21 October is becoming Reil to Soccer I am when I outside Fay A. Most of Ms. Garke's ire is direct- 1996, the manuals were available Congrats ing. appalled go Hawks a non establishment and ed at the marking scheme. Yes, stu- for purchase. smoking for mis- One see the excessive discards, dents can lose full marks may well ask why we want- cigarette ed the removed. This There are no ashtrays to Illy- j... spelled verbs or incorrect accents. answer keys is DearEditor, usually not to accommodate smokers so they But this occurs only when the exer- because we consider our stu- I am writing this letter give recog- throw their butts the I »-P%sg»Tsl are to team that has deserved on ground. p%& cises in question focusing on dents to be infantile. Rather, we find nition a it I am sure these smokers are not such language structures. Some more productive for students to more all season long. am speaking with- of men's soccer team who was expected to their own ashtrays people may view this as "nit pick- attempt answering questions our carry ;?<"& /'""•■ / when £ essential for out such crutch ousted last Wednesday in their around. Even ashtrays are it a as an '* -•• x^|H ing"; I consider good simplistic > % •'//%*.' a* $£,/•£ y' :, v3 ' • : ' >|H small ., to Satan in they are usually language acquisition. I would like answer in the back of the book. game against the Purple provided very % /i !" i ?.'l •" J and therefore to v. fs f * '^BB direct Ms. Clarke to the work of Students who regularly attend lec- sudden death penalty kicks. It was a inadequate accom- of shame that more students were not modate the increasing litter ciga- Theodore Higgs, among others, tures will know that all the exercises ' classroom-based reviewed in class. watching this because it rette discards. I whose research on are out game ifj: iljp most a affair. The solution to this problem second-language instruction has In closing, I would like to express was definitely thrilling be the of the in Clarke's For our men's soccer team should obligation shown that "the more accurately a my disappointment Ms. years establishments to is transmitted, the letter: its tone is has struggled and when they began provide proper message greater unnecessarily containers for and she not to be more successful not and adequate ciga- the possibility is for successful com- aggressive, did verify many peo- to took notice. I admit at the rette butts. If this problem is not munication" (Higgs 1991). Ms. her facts before put in pen paper. ple begin- will of the I did not know addressed our towns and cities Clarke wishes "to communicate I do not apologize for our depart- ning year but the be site which will not effectively in French"; well, good, ment's policies, however, for those much about our team as a disgusting the of Canada foundation for have enabled our students went on I began to attend more contribute to beauty precise grammar is a policies year These such communication. (I have to to develop excellent language skills. exciting matches. guys are a as a whole. bunch of but The environment is also affected admit, however, that even the most Nevertheless, I wish Ms. Clarke great soccer players also I know of them I because the residual substances precise French will not prevent her bonne chance with Spanish. as got to some also from receiving dumfounded looks Sincerely, realized that they were great Black So in conclusion I have when ordering poutine in Paris, a Prof. Catherine people. just for those of that didn't Letters dish unknown there.) Course Co-ordinator, FRIIO to say you get Policy MISSED OUT and Ms. Clarke is also upset about to a game, YOU student to the •All letters must be signed and submitted with the author's name, receiving the lab (and exercise) Right idea, also guys Congrats you played and cow hearts out and did the school identification number and telephone number. manuals so late into the term, Wrong your •AH letters will be printed with the author's name. Letters can be printed suggests that the department proud. Editor-in-Chief. withoutthe author's name ofthe delayed distribution of the manuals Dear Editor, Chris Worobec only by permission week's the In last feature •Letters must be received noon Tuesday for publication in that in order toremove answer keys. regards to week's by the to: of Butt issue in on disk, or via e-mail 22cord@machl .wiu.ca This is simply nottrue. The facts are article on the pro's and con's Out, Keep print, Environment that are submitted on disk or via e-mail must be accompanied by that Laurier ordered the textbooks becoming a vegetarian: who's in clean •Letters hard and lab manuals in early May, well charge of selecting the accompany- a signed copy. from must be double spaced, and cannot exceed 500 words. in time for September classes (as ing pictures? We are both DearEditor, •Letters typed, student at Laurier Cord reserves the to edit letter. Spelling and will her professor mentioned in class). small, farming-based towns that are I am a Wilfrid •The risit any grammar be corrected. two beef cattle and a temporary resident not But a merger of publishing largely dependent upon University that is in of •The Cord reserves the right to reject letter in whole or in part, companies (D.C. Heath and Nelson) production, so we definitely agreed the Regional Municipality any in violation of caused delays in processing orders. with and appreciated the article by Waterloo. Within the past few years existing policies. "Feed Me the the has been Moreover, due to the immense pop- Sarah Papple entitled, government imple- nation ularity of the text, A Votre tour, the Beef'. However, the article might menting policies to rid the of have with in various The lab manuals had to enter a second better dealt the move smoking places. printing. We asked the publisher to towards drinking milk because implementation of these policies is that's what the hinted for health, but the remove the answer keys from the picture at. good society's lab it had done the And the beneath the two did not take other mat- manuals, as year caption government If before, but when the manuals HOLSTEINS read, "mmmm.... ters or effect into consideration. - smoke arrived at the bookstore on You as well cannot inside, they the cord Hamburger." might people X I # rir^MMXTTTTTTT^PTITTTniPTTi . theCord November 6,1996 9 STUDENT LIFE Lady with the crystal ball An interview with the Cords horoscope writer "I believe that where fit in. For "I don't phone psychics, you example, your usually predict my own like hotline, be but life. Some Jojo's are simply trying sun sign may Capricorn your people lead their lives to real is in Gemini. around get your money. They give moon Therefore, peo- psychic information, and bad tend to mistake for this is psychics a name; they give peo- ple you a a dangerous trap. On the the ple misconception that all psy- Gemini." other hand, I've known from the chics There are fakes. is evidence What are your thoughts concern- beginning that my closest friends that true some people are psychics, ing things such as past lives and would be my closest friends." h- -1 like Browne who has solved vu? Sylvia deja What wouldyou say your philos- V LU numerous crimes." "I believe that soul of life is? cc your present ophy b rt Does upset that carries wisdom from the past; that "I'm a firm believer that < you many psy- every- i chics for their soul in this life has travelled for You < exploit people your thing happens a reason. can on uo other before, been to other never be dissatisfied with this LU money? places phi- 2 for for < "Asking money your spe- eras. If you feel strongly about a losophy because what doesn't kill > cial is selfish... it does certain it's because uJ gift Yes, upset era maybe you you only makes you stronger." cC 3 me." were there... Some souls are older What would you like to do with b Why do think people than others. For death there in CL you many every your psychic ability the do notbelieve in is for soul there is future? psychic ability? a birth, every a The Madame of the Stars herself. "I believe that the scientific world I in because "I have like story... believe deja vu career goals every- which we live in has caused certain else but it will us to events cannot be explained. body always be a lose faith in that which cannot be Like when of I you meet someone and hobby mine. think I have an ANN HUSKINSON Do consider to be Just feel you yourself proven. because something you like you've known them all advantage because I see people like Cord Student Life a can't be doesn't psychic? physically proven your life, it's because you have they really are." have told me that I'm mean it's untrue." known the What that "People them in past and are is it you would like to How did become interest- that I know I'm not How do you psychic, things. you get your informa- reconnected with them in this life... tell people about yourself? ed in things such as charting sure what the source of is tion for The world is connected than "If know my power your horoscope? more people me, they know the stars, and but palm reading I see things and most of the time "It's - think." 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An entire person's this is search your soul. You then astrology, went on to palm I feel that soul is wise." birthchart when is in their have all the my very (day, time, year you being eyes." answers in your soul. If and then tarot cards. It's Do think that reading you most were born, where the Do abilities in in tune with psychics, moons were you use your you are this, you will be - fascinating the world of the are when especially phone psychics, aligned you were born). You choosing your friends and more in touch with yourself and unknown doors." so fakes? must do chart to understand opens many your lifestyle? opento new ideas." What's in the stars CHERYL be SPENCER just who need to cuddle with little been with you dry spell you've experi- Capricorn: (Dec.2l-Jan.l9) your way as well as luck peo- Cord Student Life since a bear when it will be cured you're big encing lately definitely You are going through many ple. Be prepared to expect the comes to this month luck is intimacy. Lucky days: as on your side, changes this month as the end ofthe unexpected. That close friend of Aries: (March 20) 21-April 27,28 Unlucky days: 14,15 around the 10th. holds is attracted to especially year always surprises for you. yours definitely you. November is a month for Remember crazy you not to get too carried Rememberto take things slow since Lucky days: 16,17 Unlucky days: rams! You must use staying Leo: (July 21-Aug.2l) with all the fun. your away Lucky days: your emotions are unsettled. Luck 2,3 to get through. The new Your life is back in control this power 9,10 Unlucky days: 22,23 is on your side towards the end of the 10th moon on brings luck, month and in fact are you things going the month. You should really think Pisces: (Feb.l9-March 20) but your stubbornness will cause a Your love life needs your way. a Sagittarius: (N0v.23-Dec.2o) about your future and understand Your bad luck will be cured this dispute on the 7th. Your love life pick me so don't ask out that up why you Everything was unsettled a few the opportunities that lie ahead. month with a little more focus. You has for this month be plans you so that Pisces you've always wanted to weeks will soon be of the should with that has ago a thing Lucky days: 14,15 Unlucky days: go out a Leo for prepared surprises. Lucky days: go out with? It turn into some- School's down but will be may past. got you you 27,28 been wanting you lately. You 20,21 Unlucky days: 7,8 for thing great an unlikely match. will pull through in the end. You surprised at this match but it will be You have offended in the should that somebody note, however, failure is Aquarius: (Jan.2o-Feb.lB) a successful one. Getting out of the Taurus: work circle and it is in best (April 21-May 20) result of laziness. love - your a your Your This is a great month for you clouds and back onto earth is diffi- Your is of arrogance not becoming interest to life this month. all to apologize. Lucky days: picks up again opportunities are flying around. cult for you but you need grasp you. No offense but you need to be 2,3 16,17 idealistic Unlucky days: Lucky days: 11,12 Unlucky days: You experience an attitude reality. Lucky days: 18,19 Unlucky little sensitive sometimes. a more 24,25 this month. Adventure is heading days: 4,5 On the bright side, you will have a Virgo: (Aug.22-Sept.22) strange encounter with a Scorpio This must be the month to contra- and it lead to may something more. dict your symbol (the virgin). You You are going through rough times can't stop thinking about sex! but don't the bull's endur- should think worry, Perhaps you about OutSpoken ance never fails. with Lucky days: 26,27 hooking up a Scorpio. Unlucky days: 13,14 Remember not to too fast; go use THOM RYAN immoral. Those that do, may have erosexual marriage. No one is sug- rational nature in making CordStudent Life your their marriages, in this columnists gesting that they are the same, only Gemini: 21-June 20) (May judgements about the opposite sex. for do the that almost opinion, I, one, not see they are equal in every You will have great luck in business 4,5 18,19 The Lucky days: Unlucky days: Marriage Myth attraction. Part of accepting one's way that matters. this month! It is just the surprise Most of us arc brought up believing gay self is the reinvention of atti- So why all the. stink about mar- been looking for. Your stress Libra: (Sept. it. We from you've 23-0ct.22) in are taught a young tudes and commonly held ideas riage? For those who wantIt, keen. from last month tends to better get Birthday month is over so it's time to that the Rite of will which it no age Marriage suddenly, longer apply. For those who don't, gay or straight, this month as luck is on your side. get back to the old Youbetter be the focal Of For is grind. probably point our example, which more impor- revel in the bachelor(ette) life as you You should time with spend quality not party too much this month as it lives, the most important day you're tant, exchanging heavy metals and will, and be not ashamed. Deter- a loved one around the Bth or 9th as will run into some trouble with ever to have in life, it's of based you going your signing a slip paper, or the reality mine your relationships on need Lucky school. Your admirer will they really you. days: soon right there with Convocation or a of than on up sharing your daily life with some- your own criteria rather 24,25 Unlucky days: 11,12 make his/her move so beware! If near death (is that too one? Does is Hot for experience, marriage seem more everyone else's. Marriage are feeling down should dose to the same you you thing?) Mairiage like a truce treaty than true lave to everyone. Cancer: 21-July 20) consult with an (June Aquarius. Lucky is reinforced in the febric and social anybody else? Look at the extreme: GLOBAL (Gay, Lesbian Or Lend a helping hand to those in days: 8,9 20,21 structure erfthe live it is Unlucky days: country we in, anything purchasable from an Bisexual At Laurier) meetings nature will is which is considered need as your nurturing the lifestyle Elvis impersonator at a discount Thursdays, For info., e-mail show through this month. Scorpio: (0ct.23-N0v.22) 'the most and early acceptable', some price in Reno worth basing your life [email protected] for Hello what There is a surprise waiting you birthday sign, a month argue that any other kind of institu- on? Spiritually, sexually, committal- in for That love life. This the stars have store tion or union between individuals is - in your person may you! ly a gay union is as real as anyhet- 10 November 6, 1996 theCord Life) Career Comer Student Budget Menu Beer cases and Chicken Divan Independent tasks LYNN PAULI CordStudent Life ROXANNE COPPENS would make the ordering between one? Joe started work only two after his last exam at Laurier. florets Cord Student Life Molson plants across Canada more days 1 head broccoli cut into bite-sized You're for efficient. He recommends applying It's Friday night. reaching 4 chicken breasts boneless and the (preferably and look at Joe finds that there are through Graduate Employment a Molson Canadian you many wonder: 'who available for at Career Services, but skinless) the case and actually good opportunities Program to with students should conduct their and the case?' Okay, anyone who likes work com- that Cheddar cheese designs prints 2 cups shredded he often works own search as well. Joe found that probably never happened to puters. Although job 1/2 tsp. parsley he said to the father but for JoeVanßelle, who com- from his computer, success through talking you, away that is a of a friend. According to Career 1/4 bread crumbs pleted an Honours Business degree "Being computer literate cup tool." 80% of are filled at Laurier, it's an issue he considers very useful Services, positions Joe networking and informa- day. From his business education, through every Mix: Pre-Rrint found that the work ben- tional interviews, while 20% of Joe works as a Co-ordi- group was only advertised. division of eficial. the are mushroom nator for Image Pac, a Apparently professors jobs actually 2 cups soup correct when will Get out there and tell MacMillan Bathurst, a company are they say you everyone 3/4 cup mayonnaise to who know that are looking for a which produces corrugated boxes. never be able choose you you you 1/2 want to work with in "the real If find a good lead, be curry powder The majority of Joe's customer cor- job. you per- tsp. what he respondence involves planning the world." Joe has especially realized sistent. Joe had thought 2 tbsp. lemon juice ILLUSTRATION:DAV5 KERTH with indi- successful interview in pre-print orders for Molson prod- this since he is in contact was a almost November 1995 and Pac ucts. He also discusses and process- viduals across Canada daily. yet, Image florets in a 9" x 13" Joe has been with this never called him. When Joe called Place broccoli greased pan. es orders by phone for other compa- employed breasts months and is the in 1996, they cheese Place chicken on nies, and meets with Molson repre- company for 6 now company January Spread overtop. to in sessions in said that would see what was mixture and Ihen sentatives on a monthly basis dis- participating training they top. Spread soup over evenly One hour later F issues. order to learn more about the pack- available. they and Bake at 350 cuss graphics sprinkle bread crumbs parsley. He claims that the called back and offered him a job. is Joe finds that one of the most aging industry. for 1 to 11/2 hours or until chicken cooked follow resumes and of his is the vigorous training is enjoyable Always up rewarding parts job through. Excellent served with rice. it could lead to this amount of work he's allowed to do because he finds that he is "almost interviews, you "We have too more information." musical phrase: independently. Soon after he was excited for sounding So how will have to a for hired, Joe was responsible for devel- long you position you." wait before like this oping a computer database which you get a job I I Benefitsfrom WLUSU's LIVE AT MRS. ROBINSON'S IN NOVEMBER Extended Health Plan I I Hif -y/ / M - j/) / ■ WB MMMJWEWxi 'ftc !\'H/KI/I •$. || . -/nff M U ANN HUSKINSON difference in price for the same whether it is CAROLE Cord Student Life drug depending on P®l One of the changes to this year's produced by the pharmaceutical ppa-kj, which the UCdUld I extended health plan, which covers company developed I MONA LISAS P,, PE manufacturer. students until August of 1997, is drug or by a generic 2. 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RACECAR THURSDAY| FRIDAY | SATURDAY] ' o -a - - • ■ - - —M • - theCord November 6,1996 11 FEATURE Remembrance Day A Salute to Canada's forgotten heroes JOE WEY Those the vote heartbeat. thoughts are reasons were gonein a PHOTO Cord Features it is to to the Stalin said that why up us carry on Joseph once F "And November I It now every sit on past traditions and glory. may be "One death is a tragedy, one million Fll my porch hard for our generation to really deathsare a statistic." Thereis truth andI watch the parade pass before comprehend since our only experi- to this as we so often just glance at of from But if me ence war may come movies the numbers and carry on. we andI watch old The and looked my comrades, or history texts. first great war stopped, even briefly, at march all how proudly they changed notions forever. It signi- each death as an individual the renewing old dreamsofpast glory fied the end of innocence and ush- imagery would be sheer horror. The And the old march all ered in world of evil. It this and the that men slowly a was repercussions people and bent stiff sore evil that our brave, young soldiers each death effected was endless. theforgotten heroesfrom a forgotten made their ultimate sacrifice to con- If there was no Remembrance war, quer. They left their homes, families, Day it would be like turning our and the ask what young people are friends and lovers all behind to backs on the fallen, on the veterans, travel the they marching for? across continents to fight on the country and on patriotism. If And ask the and I myself same question wars people they knew little there were future conflicts would and the band played Waltzing about who were only known as the we heed the call like our forefathers, Matilda enemy. or would we ignore it? The brave and the to the call. hard to what went of old men answer It is imagine people the past rose up without But year after year their numbers through these soldiers minds as they hesitation and it is this bravery We remember so that this will not happen again. getfewer sat in trenches for months not which we salute on Remembrance somedau no one will march there at knowing from one minute to the Day. all." next if this would be their last For brief and to sacrifices made small to one day a year, we are reflect upon offering on our part keep - alive for Eric Bogle breath. Some barely old enough to given the opportunity to give thanks by those unselfish people. It is a their memory generations. Let's keep up with the times Wars were horrible, intangible, and the outbreak of war. past, but to the atrocities in the here- eleventh should be renamed Remem-brance what the and and-now. Let's and Action easily forgotten. Day Well, were reasons face it, very few Acknowledgment Day. became a plastic-poppied ideal of the events behind the two world World War One veterans are still After all, what is the point in focus- generations past. wars? Dictatorship rule, genocide, alive, and the number of veterans ing on the present without some has Remembrance real- and - all from World also dwin- what be done But Day greed empire expansion War Two are thought as to can to ly become another one of our soci- valid reasons for war. However, dling. It is time to learn from the prevent the wars from becoming to be ety's many specialized days of despite our society's best efforts to past and to focus our knowledge in another piece of history acknowledgment? One must admit, hold an annual vigil to remember to the present. Do not the wars in mourned? whether it be that out of all the days of obser- the precursors to the two world the former Yugoslavia spring from Action is possible SARAH PARKER vance, Remembrance Day is one of wars, these demons still exist. The similar principles as did World War in the form of letters to foreign gov- CordFeatures the oldest and probably one of the problems of generations past are Two? What about the genocide in ernments or lobbying our own gov- In the eleventh of Whether alive and and Burundi and the mili- elementary school, most important. or not one kicking in the present Rwanda, or ernment to support an International November signaled a day when the holds a personal attachment to cannot be ignored. tary rule in most of South Africa? Criminal Court at the United in the of either of World the What of human teachers lead us silence the Wars, events we need is an extension The innocent are still dying, Nations. to honour did not should not be It not the boundaries within which made Let's shift with the times and prayer wars we forgotten. is just we rights violations are still being and in school it for Canada to remember the Remembrance and soldiers still make eleventh a of understand, high a day acknowledge Day. young are being November day it it the was a time to honour the textbook soldiers lost, is also a day to Remembrance should be an all- sacrificed. contemporary concern based on World reconstruction of our grandparents' remember the victims, and the rea- embracing concept that not only Perhaps, though, remembrance principles in which the two distant To the World and the which refers the of the and November youth. us, two sons events instigated to wars generations is wrong term Wars were fought. The Green Fields ofFrance do Well how do you young Willie Did they beat the drum slowly? Did a name? man'sland. glory the pain, afi in Mcßride? they play the fife slowly? Enclosed then forever behind a the countless white crosses, stand the killing, the dying was done mind if here down Did sound Do you I sit by they the death march as gLassfirame mutein the sand. vain. lowered battered Mcßride your graveside they you down? in an old photograph tern, To man's blinded difference to his For young Willie for awhile beneath the Did the band fellow and and rest play the last post and and^ained, man it all happened again and again warm summer sun? chorus? and faded to yellow in a brown to a whole generation that were again. Did I've been walking all day and I'm Did the pipes play the dowers of the leather frame? butchered and damned. Did they beat the drum slowly? done. forest? ttie shines the I'm Willie the fife nearly sun now it on green Mcßride, 1 can't help won- they play slowly? Did leave wife sweetheart fields of der Did sound the death march as I see you by your gravestone you you a or a France why they behind? there's breeze that didthose that lie here did down? were onlynineteen a warm summer know why they lowered you and the fallen in In some faithful heart is makes the red dance. die? Did the band the last when you joined great your memo- popples they play post enshrined? And look the 1916. ry how sun shines from Did they believe when they answer- chorus? of the died well and I diedback in 1916, under the clouds ed thecal, Did the the flowers I hope you hope you Although you pipes play in that faithful heart arc forever there's barbed died clean, you no gas, no wire, no did they really believe that this war forest? Willie Mcßride, was it slow nineteen? firing out. wouldend wars? or young gun But without But here in this it's still and unseen? are you a stranger even graveyard no For the sorrow, the suffering, the Eric Bogle 12 November 6, 1996 theCord —(Feature) More than just marching Remembrance day is a crucial link to the past LYNCH and of become all too clear. Remembrance from the mistakes of the STERING all forms of military conflict. sonal and distant computer games past. Features The behind Remembrance networks and is about "never one of the of Cord theory fought on cable news Day saying, again, Unfortunately, dangers the value of is that if all take The will let this is that we all too quickly Many people question Day we a few min- computer screens. shape of we never suffering hap- living forget Remembrance is also those mistakes. Taking one out celebrating a holiday whose roots utes to think about the horrors of modern warfare has removed the pen" Yes, Day day that is won't be human element that it about to all those of the to remind ourselves of dwell in a cultural experience war then, perhaps, we so so efficiently paying homage year mistakes of our is relevant to our to allow ourselves to to that those smart who have perished in the history only a no longer present ready go is easy forget very many Remembrance small in the direction of day understanding. very step those mistakes would is a never repeating Day, some say, holiday "Wars have become and If able to make meant to commemorate the actions impersonal again. we are ever the leap to a Utopian world of and deeds of a people and a history peace will be because is dead. However, the distant on it we never forgot that long very computer games fought have the suffering of war that history can fact that we allowed ourselves of show us. to forget the true meaning cable news networks and screens." Remembrance is a cru- Remembrance Day suggests that we Day very cial link to the thatmust notbe now need it more than ever. past both as soldiers allowed to fade into obscurity. Even if Remembrance Day was marching off into the next one missiles are pin-point-killing real armed conflict and if think this the three behind of human Once we the as civilians, but, the Remember, holiday just about wars of our a wave rhetoric, parades, beings. forget ultimately, you and human the time act that a civi- has no relevance, then by the time it recent history, WW I, WW 11, pop songs and yellow ribbons. suffering of war, by greatest we, as global relevance it will moment to remember it it will lization, do to honor those who does have again the Korean War, it would still have Taking a each year we again already can in the remind ourselves of the of be too late. have died before us isto ensure that already be too late. an important place contempo- cruelty ourselves to kill is first becomes even more relevant in Once we realize the heart of we never allow rary age. Remembrance Day war Remembrance the of like have in the and foremost a reminder of the our Modern information age Day, dangers again we past. this into One of is cruel suffering of those three wars because wars have become imper- letting holiday slip obscurity part living learning Vocal Cord ve/* wrvy "In what way do you pay respect to those who have Monday, November 11,1996 fought lor Canada in armed conflict?" 11:00am - Flagpole, University Ave RANDY WAECHTER AND STERLING LYNCH Cord Features IB™ 11" 1. "When I wear my poppy, I wear it over ray heart, reflect a minute ofsilence and 1 value freedom." my »»»IMliliil Michelle 2nd Wear Kelly, year Daily Hons. Geography IB Soft Contacts ■mm \ 2. "I did more in school because it was 2 high - _ pain more publicized, but in university you don't hear too much about it," Trevor Osborne, 2nd year Hons. Phys. Ed. w $79 3. "It's a shame, with economic cutbacks we are focused on our own narrow Interests rather than the contributions of the veterans who fought for Canada. There should be a more balanced emphasis on the history of the contribution of the armed forces." 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However they will play the Guelph Gryphons. priority, something aware off an "We have to in some no call was made and Smith rein it The Gryphons are coming of. bring big to fill in to win over Western in a recruits the voids," he for the major put Waterloo up upset game possible the turned the said. by ten. in which Mustangs times. if a bundle of "It was a bad, blatent call," said ball over nine However, even Hawks, the season ends recruits hit training with Zmich. "in a championship calibre For the camp opti- well short of At the mism next it will be to game, a call like that is horse expectations. August, tough who the memories of this WILLIAMS manure." beginning of the season would erase season, the have Laurier would be a which not was a Laurier wouldn't give up as thought only disappoint- ended dramamtic STEVE Hawks showed heart and determi- .500 team and bow out in the first ment, but in heartbreak. nation. McDonald led his squad round of the playoffs. those real- PICTURE: down field running the no huddle Now statements are a the ball and somewhat of a disappoint- offense and spreading ity OUAA All stars ment for the the around well. He hooked up with team, especially Laurier RB Andy Bacon searches for a hole in Saturday's heart- Grant 37 thatended senoirs who have their In the week leading up to last on a yard pass may played breaking 26-23 loss to the Waterloo Warriors. end and the last in aGolden Hawk uni- weekend's the with Grant in the zone game playoff games, OUAA announced their All-Star Hawks only down by three. form. less than five onside kick but a There is for the Hawks team selections. •continuedfrom front page within three. With An failed, potential the Laurier Smith fumble the Hawks the to lose of the dress Lauder's Rob Symans was the The Hawks on the other hand minutes remaining, gave twenty players showed ball with 0:54 inside roster, some are eligable to only Hawk selected to the first were riding their emotions. defense once again great- back remaining although the Warriors Warrior A few later return for next season. team, named to one of the Unfortunately, they were once again ness as they pinned territory. plays being One who will be is defensive half back for able to capitalize from inside the deep in their end, forcing them to the Hawks were threating to score, not returning positions for That Laurier field but it wasn't meant to be. McDonald McDonald. The Kingston native diesecond consecutive season. twenty and settled a 22 yard punt. gave great Hawks did and back to but Jason what was probably his finest The to O'Hara field goal which put them up position they took advantage of dropped pass, played manage him to seal the have six on the second 11-9. it as a 17 yard field goal tied the Tibbits picked off career game Saturday, completing players sixteen. Warrior 37 on 74 attempts for team, Quarterback Kevin The momentum once again game at victory. paasses 500 The 74 McDonald and slotback Zach changed sides. With Laurier on Overtime existed of two ten "It was a typical Laurier- exactly yards. attempts commented breaks the CIAU record of 65 for Treanorwere selected on offense. their own six yard line, McDonald minute halves, without sudden Waterloo game," Waterloo boss most in which was Defensive tackle Dave was chased out of the pocket and death. The Warriors struck first as Tufly' Knight. "They attempts agame Sguigna set in 1981 Toronto's linebacker Mellow were hit in the zone Wilkinson hooked with we by arid Craig was eventually end QB Ryan up played tough defensively ... previously defense. Kicker Scott didn't well at times. We did Dan After a some- picked on by the Wariors' Kevin Pressburger Adrian Thorne on a 37 yard pass play our Feraday. having what inconssitent regular O'Hara and cover man which caused a fumble. Waterloo's and run play that led to a 37 yard best to give it to them." Fortunately season, Harvey forth what Stables made the cut on special Rob Fawcett recovered for the Bigos field goal.' for Knight, his squad managed to the Hawk QB truly put half of was monumentaleffort in his final teams. touchdown, putting the Warriors up It wasn't until the second hang on. a of football. Waterloo led the with nine until more dra- "We a of extra university by seven. the overtime any got couple game way With the behind first team selections and three for Early in the fourth quarter, Bigos matics took place. With the ball on breaks," said Warrior QB Ryan season now Wilkinson motioned for Wilkinson. "We had determination Zmich and his staff now have the second team. conceded a safety to put the Hawks the one, a them, Hawks lose classic match Laurier Mens' Soccerface a tragic loss in penalty kicks to Mustangs ALEXANDER HOUSTON attack was difficult for the Laurier Cord Sports defense at best. Eventually, some- "Football is not a matter of life or thing had to break. Western capital- death; it's more important than ized on a poor clearance that left that." These are the words of leg- Laurier flat-footed, making the score endary footballer and Liverpool even at one. gaffer Bill Shankly, and nothing Undaunted by the late blow, seems as relevant to the Laurier Laurier came out with the wind at than this backs and determined men's soccer squad simple, their to win. yet eloquent statement. Laurier held all the cards. It seemed For thosewho make up Laurier's like only a matter oftime before one men's soccer team, the reality of this of the Hawks' skillful strikers would quotation struck without mercy in put theball into theback of the net. last Wednesday's 2-1 penalty kick But, for all their effort, the defeat to the arch-rival Western Hawks could not pull ahead. Even of well orchestrated Mustangs. It was a bitter blow to a after a series team who had achieved great suc- and executed attacks (which saw the for cess throughout season. Western frantically defend SCHMIDT But the hardest pill to swallow almost 30 minutes), Laurier was wasn't the fact the Hawks had lost. deniedthe necessary goal. RAY Rather, it was the fact that Laurier, With the score even at one, the after coming so close to qualifying outcome of the game eventually PICTURE: for the Nationals, had lost to a team came down to a penalty kick - what had consider to be the Devil's they consistently outplayed many gift the Action from Laurier's West division final against Western last Wednesday. The Hawks lost game and throughout the season. to soccer. When all was said in penalty kicks, and with it, a berth in the CIAU Championships. When Laurier's Mike Burton done, Western came out ahead as ball that the sent in a long probing was they were able to slip winner the all of with at the helm, misjudged by the Western keeper to past keeper Mark Ignor. them a spot in upcoming Ontario. Anagnostopolous to headed second that would The team has to be the be make the game 1-nil in the For head coach Frank Nationals, something everything program appears of. with class, in the direction. minute of the match, it began to be Anagnostopolous and his squad the have been an amazing accomplish- proud They played right The this result mentfor the team. distinction, and heart. To be denied experience gained year thought that the game was a mere was terribly disaapointing. when It be without hesita- the Nationals is tough, but fate and surely will offnext season, formality. The Hawks' season has come to can said, pay definitely look to the deli- endwell short of that this was a return to luck is as much a of soccer as the Hawks will However, holding on to an expectations. tion, year part time next skill. reverse their fortune. This lead for the remainder Not only did they lose a birth in the glory for the Laurier squad as they good cate one goal for final, but the the Western Division Hie Hawks to they hope to be preparing of the half against both the strong OUAA a victory over captured managed improve year the Nationals. would have title with the best record in their record from a ago and wind and a determined Western Mustangs guaranteed League year 14 Novermber 6,1996 theCord {Sports) Schnare steals point for Hawkey 1-1 tie Despite being outshot 52-13, Laurier manages to pull offa front MIKE MCKENNA vage a point in a sloppy 1-1 over- Bryce Kipfer kept the ofthe net out- and to clear all of Cord Sports time tie, despite being heavily open for Schnare of shot the rebounds he let On the heels three one-goal game 52-13. go. losses in a row, the men's hockey Windsor opened the scoring with Windsor coach Bick Cranker to back in the over three minutes left in the that these three defensemen team was looking get just agreed as the first when Scott Bacik beat Schnare have been the reason for the won column Saturday night may bat- of shots and Windsor Lancers paid a visit to for a shorthanded goal on a Hawk tie. "Sure, we had lots BRANDON tle the Hawks. giveaway, putting the Lancers up 1- Schnare was the difference, but Laurier, who was looking to 0. their defense did a great job of let- loss to Windsor week Laurier in the second him the NICOLE avenge a 4-3 a responded ting see puck." Jafl Cranker the earlier, faced an uphill battle from even though they had to the five continued to praise the start. With veteran forward minute major assessed to Beaupre Hawks by saying, "Coming in, we PICTURE: be with Chad Brezynskie scratched due to a in the first minute of the period. knew they'd tough a goalie and defencemen Great the Hawks like have and team that sprained knee, penalty killing by they a Laurier's Geoff Schnare makes one of his 51 stops on Saturday night. wants to Mark Pederson injuring his shoulder kept the score tied. play every night." which the Hawks Windsor of shots his and wise, we early in the first period, the Hawks The Hawks got a break when In a game in sent a flurry pened injury penalty somewhat called had to lose this played with a depleted Windsor was for a penalty to had no business being in, they con- way. more reasons game the the four aside. tinued work hard and not The overtime solved noth- than did tie." lineup. To make things worse, even teams at to go period we [to] in the Hawks to A 5-4 loss to Western earlier in Hawks' Chad Beaupre was tossed However, Lancer netminder Chris away. Finally, the third period, ing, enabling escape a as Hawks Kline was able to the with tie. the week leaves the Hawks with an early in the second period for high Sharland had it easy the Dave light a about Coach record of 1-3-1. stick that only the referee saw had troubles finding the net with lamp from thirty feet out on a Wayne Gowing talked early season from to the at about the and his However, there is a sense of Despite their shortened bench, many of their shots. pass McQuat tie game game praised goal opti- with "We the team marched on with some Schnare continued to stonewall one. tender. "Schnaresy was the back- mism the squad. have a of needto sensational goaltending by Geoff the Lancers from all angles. Some From there on, it seemed the bone out there tonight, but that is great group guys. We play he of the best the hard and have the Schnare. The spectacular play of great defensive play from the trio of Hawks were content with the tie. why is one in every night we that it," said Schnare enabled the Hawks to sal- Martin Kearns, Bob McQuat, and Schnare stood on his head as league. With everything hap- guys that will do Gowing. This week in Laurier Huge upset for Sports •Wednesday Nov. 6 Men's and •Thursday Nov. 7- Nov. 10 •Friday Nov. 8 Women's Varsity men's Women's Varsity Volleyball Women's Varsity Soccer CIAU Hockey Queen's <§> Laurier B:lspm volleyball Laurier @ Guelph 6:oopm & Championships Dalhousie Waterloo Memorial Arena 8:00pm University Halifax •Saturday Nov. 9 Women's Varsity •Thursday Nov. 7 Men's Varsity •Friday Nov. 8 Men's and Women's Hockey Queen's @ Laurier 7:45pm SCOTT O'HARA from Kevin Shonk and Ryan Brown. Hockey Waterloo @ Laurier Varsity Volleyball Brock @ Laurier Waterloo Memorial Arena Cord Sports The Hawks play frustrated the 7:3opm Waterloo Recreation 6:oopm & 8:00pm A.C. - to Nov. 10 Huge upset that is the only way to veteran Western team a point Complex •Sunday Men's Varsity describe last Wednesday's season where one of the players had a tem- Hockey Laurier @ Windsor opener for the men's volleyball per tantrum during a time-out. 3:3opm team. Playing at home against the Following the time-out, the clearly number six ranked Western frustrated Mustangs passed the ball Mustangs, the Hawks turned in a with surprising inconsistency and gritty performance of strong defen- inaccuracy. sive volleyball which resulted in Laurier's own Todd Dougherty them walking away with a five set took full advantage of the mass con- victory. fusion that was occurring on the The victory was the first regular opposite side of the net. Coming the Hawks have back season one seen in after a two year sabbatical, a while as they are coming off last Dougherty immediately solved the year's 0-12 record. Hawks' setting problems ofthe past. coach Brett Thomas "Toddis asset to this Head a huge pro- couldn't hide his enthusiasm after gram," noted Thomas. "Not only the victory. When asked for his does he bring a tremendousamount thoughts on the game, he said, "I'm of skill and poise to the court, he ecstatic! I'm It was great. really brings a fantastic attitude each and of the proud guys." every day." Proud he should be. With the Offensively, he managed to make Hawks playing solid sideout volley- things happen for the Hawks by set- either Brown in ball, they managed to play competi- ting the middle or all Shonk the weak tively evening despite getting on side. Brown and doused in the first and third sets by Shonk combined for several kills, scores of7-15 and 6-15. of which many were tremendously "We are a young teamthat pass- overpowering. es the ball pretty well. I think in The victory leaves the Hawks in those two sets we allowed Western a precarious situation. They no to and the have the element of get streaky run up score longer surprise a said little," Thomas of the two sets which was obviously a huge advan- lost. tage against Western; teams now for the Hawks, these realize the Hawks aren't the ENCOUNTERS Fortunately same IP sets winless team were the exception as opposed they were a year ago. the rule. In the other three sets, The Hawks play tonight at Laurier turned the tables and Guelph and return home Friday smoked with Western scores of 15- when they will take on the Brock UV^AT^tNEKHAUJNE and 7,15-10, 15-8with a mixture of Badgers. strong defense and some big hitting p NFL/NHL m- lots ofprizes p WIN A TRIP 160 University ■L\ Avenue UW) Hm University Plaza |Byi'j|iali|li||CTMß I |ta WATERLOO Z&gJ+g&M 886-6490 v™ * ■iMaWMMMMI i HH'IT* »rf* II | h| l II■ 11 q theCord November 6,1996 15 (Sports)- Rugby Hawks are champs 11-3 victory overBrock givesLaurier Tier II title ANDY MINA AND The Hawks dominated play STEVE METCALFE the first throughout half, but were Sports able Cord only to take a three point lead The Laurier men's rugby team into the second half. defeated Brock the 11-3 in Her II After an inspirational half-time finals on Saturday. Despite a snow speech from back coach Mike covered field at Mitsubishi Park and Fisher, the Hawks took to the field cold had with bitterly weather, the team more intensity and desire than best the its fan turnout of season. they had going into the first. The fans be were not to disap- Unfortunately, this led to an early Laurier took 3-0 pointed. an early Hawks penalty, allowing Brock to tie lead on a Brett Mcintosh penalty the game at 3-3 with a penalty kick. kick in the first half and never Laurier regrouped, once again dom- looked back. inating Brock, using the wind and The blowing snow and extreme kicking game to pin them deep in cold weather could be blamed for their end. several dropped balls in thebacks of Continuous pressure from HENSEL both teams. Forwards coach Gareth Laurier forced Brock to take a Jones commented, "This game will penalty, allowing Brett Mcintosh to be with and the won simple running once again split uprights, giving MARION mauling. We have to take the ball the Hawks a 6-3 lead. Action from Tier II final at Mitsubishi Park. The team effort the at them and Brock unable to OUAA played great by right preserve posses- was penetrate Saturday's rugby Hawks them the and moved them into Tier I for next season. sion for second and third phase the Hawks' back line with their gave victory more importantly ball." plays. Coach Mike Fisher stated, did forwards would the After undefeated most of The win advances the Hawks The Hawks just that in the "Our back line was a brick wall. The finish scor- going for to when the combination the late loss the Tier I division first half, playing the majority of Brock made the gain line two, ing front row season, a season more competitive their the forwards. three the and themto second in the next When asked how he feels game in maybe times entire of Mark Skinner Jeff Kogut dropped place year. the divsion. A first round one vic- Laurier would do in this division, Excellent rucking and mauling by game." rumbled over goal line, giving point The from the the 11-3 lead and the Carleton in the semi final coach Gareth Jones stated, "We the Laurier team, combined with pressure backs, Hawks an tory over can the Hawks the to with team in that divi- strong line-outs from Matt Walton combined with the intensity of the OUAA Tier II championship. gave opportunity compete any for the cham- have our entire and and Jason Moore, were the deciding forwards, gave Laurier a line out 5 Hie championship completes an take on Brock league sion. We pack metres from the end-zone. for the Hawks. several backs next factor in this game. Brock outstanding season pionship. returning year." Swimmers beginning to Cord Sports. Where really competitive die hard athletes, screaming hawk fans surprise and couch potato coaches come to write. TOMFUKE Swimming Camp, was impressed squeaker over Waterloo. However CordSports with the result and is confidentthat they lost 122-99 to a powerful his result The Laurier varsity swim teams squad will reverse the in Guelph team. two at the OUAA The women also lost to recently wrapped up a busy February Guelph week schedule, traveling to Western Championships. He was also 153-58, but came close to Waterloo, for a one-on-one showdown with pleased with the performance of the losing 101-89. Event winners the Mustangs, and then hosting rebuilding women's team, which included Jenny Parwicki, Danya 51 John and Rob both Guelph and Waterloo a week earned a respectable points to Patterson, Pelieck, later, Both meets provided impres- Western's 93, Guthrie, who won two, sweeping "This shows backstroke sive and surprising results on both us what we can the events. the men's and women's sides. do," Boies said. "The women can In addition tothe event winners, Remember the conclusion erflast obviously be competitive, and the excellent swims at both meets were Tom year's football season; a heartbreak- men will turn some heads at the swum by Ashley Wright, ing one point loss to the arch-rival conference championships." Stelmach, Tony Stackhouse, Event Western Christina 'Stangs? The men swimmers found winners at Amanda Austin. Polano, out jtist how that felt, losing 82-81 includedSue Miller with three, Tom Adam Tomiinson, and Trevor at Western on October 26. Fuke and John Pelleck with two McGowan. Coach Dean Boles went out on a each, and Darrin Nikolaus and Both the men's and women's limb when he stated that the with men Jacquie Kersey one each. teams are exceeding expectations, of both $2 had a legitimate chance of beating The Hawks hosted their first and the improved depth home of six later Is in the direc- the Mustangs (something never meet the year days squads a step right done by a Golden Hawk men's swim on November 1. Fan turnout was tion. team), but they couldn't hold their tremendous and these fans weren't Hie Hawks now venture on a lead the final weekend road north to eight point going into disappointed as some exciting races trip up event. took place. Sudbury where they will compete in Saturday the Boles, reached in Vancouver The men emerged with their a two day competition against where he was attending a National first victory of the season: a 106-105 Laurentian\foyageurs. 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Rose, might dependable, beginning CORD SPORTS and Nick Anderson should still be NEW JERSEY NETS be enough for them to get their shot slow down this veteran NBA war- season under- With the NBA getting respected. However, Felton Spencer, The Nets couldn't buy a break with at the Bulls. rior. last week, here's how things as underrated as he is not O'Neal, suitcase full of ATLANTA HAWKS CHARLOTTE HORNETS way is, a gold. They finally in the Eastern con- and the will miss coach John Atlanta is of the Mason should shape up Magic the big guy. get a in Calipari and taking a page out Newly acquired Anthony Look West Look for next - ference only. for the small forward Donald they then proceed to lose their top Bulls' playbook have three super- should have the offensive freedom to bounce back from and that he desired in New York. week. Royal a poor three players in Armon Gilliam, PJ stars, a solid supporting cast, so order of ATLANTIC (In predicted season last year to provide the Brown and Chris Childs to free ride it to the finals. The Hawks have However, with the exception of with more The three stars in Steve Smith, Mookie Glen there finish) Magic punch. agency. Nets do have some superstar Rice, really KNICKS MIAMI and lot work NEW YORK HEAT interesting back court potential with Blaylock, Dikembe Mutombo. isn't a for Mason to with. the Knicks looked Howard to that these don't the offense well, Last year every Losing Juwan a techni- Kendall Gill, Kahlid Reeves, Kerry The problem is guys Mugsy Bogues runs that bit the old team was ready to cality will hurt Pat Riley's club. Still Kittles, Robert Pack, and Vincent have a man named Michael and and Vlade Divac and Matt Geiger begin a slow painful decline. But the Alonzo Mourning and Tim Askew. And they have the NBA's their depth is much thinner due to give the Hornets good size, if not and the Knicks off season came Hardaway provide a nice inside- most quotable player in rebounding the cap problems caused by signing scoring up front. went and themselves a face lift. outside combo. Also, if Sasha monster Williams. Mutombo Still do have Ken MILWAUKEE BUCKS gave Jayson . they be the class the Danilovic They now look to of can play like he did before CENTRAL: Norman and Christian Laetner, who The Bucks have a nice looking front- of he Atlantic A starting lineup Ewing, was injured last year, the Heat CHICAGO BULLS should respond well to being the court with the "Big Dog" Glenn and will Da' still the the in Atlanta. Vin LJ., Oakely, Chris Childs, Allan have a fine backcourt combo. Bulls are class of power forwards Robinson and All-Star Baker. Houston is the best in the league on Ex-Net, PJ Brown provides good league. With MJ, Scottie, and CLEVELAND CAVAUERS Now that Andrew Lang has Conlon the paper. rebounding and interior defence. Dennis, Chicago has the best three The Cavs will use their suffocating replaced Marty in WASHINGTON BULLETS BOSTON CELTICS player combo in the NBA. Luc style to frustrate opponents across post,the Bucks have a real player The biggest move of the Bullet's off- It will be another long season for the Longley is slowly developing into an the NBA With a healthy Tyrone Hill, manning the middle. The Bucks season was made by NBA Boston 12 this year The Celtics NBA centre, and Ron Harper the Cavs should have more front- added explosive Ray Allen on draft David Stern when he have Dino well rounds the if their who should the back- Commissioner Radja, as as Rick out the starting five. Off court muscle. Also, one of day, improve the Heat from and the who will eventual- bench the Bulls will but real prohibited signing Fox, man feature super- two first-round picks (Zydrunas court immensley, no point Juwan Howard. the multi-talented Toni and the and super soph ly replace him, European Kukoc, Dgauskas Vitaly Potapenko) can guard. who is third Antoine Walker. The back has NBA's all three will Howard, entering his court time leading point come through at centre, they TORONTO RAPTORS the Minor and David and bomber defensive have addressed their weak- ofthe year, completes very impressive Greg Wesley, (and pylon) Steve biggest They are one youngest squads 77 This looks which should be for has excellent frontcourt of Chris Webber and hopefully Dana Barros. Kerr enough ness. Cleveland an in the NBA. Captain Damon giant Gheorge Muresean, who has more like the 94-95 version than Phil Jackson's boys to repeat as pointguard in Terrell Brandon, and Stoudamire is still the key to this in but he has in the progressed greatly the past two last year's enigma. champions. Bobby Phils and Chris Mills are both team, some help seasons. Add in talented point guard PHILADELPIA76'ERS INDIANA PACERS solid two-way players. The Cavs form of Hubet Davis, Walt Williams, Rod Strickland, and hot shooters IfDerrick Coleman The wanted shot have the best remains healthy Pacers badly a at may just run system in and college player-of-the-year, Calbert Cheany, and Tracy Murray and gets a good attitude the 76'ers the Bulls last season, but the Hawks the NBA. Marcus Camby. Also, Popeye Jones and the Bullets should have the fire could finish as high as fourth. Ok, spoiled any chance of that happen- DETROIT PISTONS brings some badly needed rebound- to finish two in welcome to the real world. will The need power number the now The ing. Indiana has reloaded the gun The Pistons finish in fifth place ing muscle. Raptors some- with and Stackhouse and hit this this of Atlantic. 76'ers, Iverson hopes to the mark time. year, but the loss Alan one to step up as a backup point ORLANDO MAGIC in the will be much bet- With front backcourt, a deadly court featuring Houston has hurt Detroit's chances guard, and would love to see both This is bit of The ter than last The Sixers do the Davis Rik and into the of and Zan take a a risky pick. year . brothers, Smits, to move upper echelon Carlos Rogers Tabak could slide to have Magic easily fourth in poor Clarence Witherspoon, Derrick McKey, the Pacers will not NBA teams. Detroit added Stacy definite steps toward proving they the divison if the rest of the NBA who must be wondering what sins be outhustled or outmuscled. The Augmon to help replace Houston. have real NBA talent and poise. attacks the from Magic game one. A he has committed to end up in Pacers have a solid three guard Thankfully, Grant Hill will continue Rookie head coach, Darrell Walker Shaq-less lineup of "Penny" Philly, but he won't be enough to rotation with Reggie Miller, Jalen to be Superman. Joe Dumars is still still has his work cut out for him i rvm LIVE 6 NTERMI MBIT WEEKLy AT: Pttuji?! 14 Brought to you by: THIS WEEK: ESjsM 'LIVE PUB" THURSDAYS m IKE WOODS Can Vour Swim? (NOV.?) "Guys" "FIRE Learn more about own "swimmers" and IT UP EARLY' if your help infertile couples too. FRIDAYS AFTERNOON 40% of infertile / £ L#J \ Approximately couples cannot achieue \ because the male ( m pregnancy is subfertile. 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The release of this latest film ing Shakespeare's language Verona Luhrmann does not version of and Juliet" has of Elizabethan back from visual "Romeo own, rising out curs- away sly allusions rise to deal and to the to either; given a great of curiosity es, puns, metaphors put Shakespeare, we see and emotion in immediate Romeo walk in door some controversy. Why yet a blunt, con- a underneath a another movie based on the same text. Danes' own stardom is seeded faded sign that reads "Globe Theatre." The - her Juliet is music is play? Franco ZefErelli's relatively with this project strong an ever-pre- and but also sent reminder that recent take on the tragic love story assertive, sufficiently these are the teen-like and naive. nineties: the soundtrack was immensely popular. Why set it includes beautiful and choral in fictional "Verona Beach," a mod- Together, these two are Garbage a version of and Prince's "WhenDoves ern ocean side metropolis complete to look at; their expressions ges- Cry." with and tell about their No "Romeo and Juliet" is guns, cars, seedy pool tures us more com- than without its halls? Luhrmann, with this unortho- thoughts any soliloquy ever plete supporting cast, this dox conception of "Romeo and could. one especially. Harold Perrineau, Juliet," travels far from the beaten It is worthy of note that as the black drag-queen Mercutio, elected path of traditional stage and screen Luhrmann to use only origi- brings a manic, drug-crazed energy this character. productions. His dedication to the nal Shakespearean text in the to already edgy Pete is Shakespearean spirit, however, is screenplay. Its application, however, Postlethwaite excellent as - Father unwavering and true. is innovative one example being always as Laurence. John broad- is The Shakespearean spirit is any- his use of a television news Leguizamo's Tybalt highly styl- PHOTO the the ized and thing but subtle (and anything but cast to both set scene at extremely venomous; he dread- and at like a with FILE the boredom and pretention beginning to wrap things up moves matador, killing ed by high school students and the end. flair. This film doesn't work Leonardo DiCaprio's Romeo holds off the police in Verona Beach. drilled by unimaginative high school This is only one of many fasci- despite - works because teachers). The spirit is entertain- nating ways in which Luhrmann Shakespeare it it is Luhrmann ERIN KEATING AND night. Ritual in the midst of chaos, ment, colour, violence, passion, and adapts the story to a modern con- Shakespeare. brings urban beside incredible The vessels He also back from the clutches AARON HUNTER decay extreme excess. willing text. manages to incorpo- Shakespeare of the this film Leonardo video and courier of him to his CORD ENTERTAINMENT wealth, and a fragile love surround- spirit in are rate surveillance stereotypes, returning and ed by a lust for violence. An inheri- DiCaprio and Claire Danes as the service into this 'dated' play. native intensity, power, explo- This is the Big business rivals and gun-toting tance of hatred spent impulsively in star-crossed lovers. The production design is incredi- sive tension. not "defini- there for a tive" and Juliet, but it does street gangs. Blood boiling heat by the street... This is Baz Luhrmann's DiCaprio turns in a powerful per- ble. Every little detail is Romeo define excellence in day and a hellish neon landscape by vision of William Shakespeare's formance as literature's most reason, coming together to conjure film-making. Tea Party's changing face An enhanced-CD and afocus on new instruments and styles music prove the Tea Party to be aforce in Canadian ROBIN WHITTAKER Bazaar," "Inanna," "Silence," "Tlirn by offering "a few dollars," buying Chatwood replied, "You can't really German bass music, jungle music, The and of their the and fans that and scene" which, he Cord Entertainment Lamp Down," a remix own, learning tuning, play to your to degree... "England's "Sister Awake." teaching themselves. Chatwood They're seeing what you want to says, "is moving at light speed." few their choice of likens Chatwood continued: "There The Tea Party play music that Commenting on their approach to an African be." Canadian do material to Chatwood electric and not too bands that The Tea The Turret on bands, or otherwise, or "acoustify," picking up an guitar are many Party plays with "Some lend themselves to it in the Canadian scene." November 20: can do. An interview member says, songs learning use by himself, per- impress me Wednesday, banjo he his in andall Stuart Chatwood gives the impres- to it." Its fifth track, "Time," features haps discovering new sounds and Instead, expresses interest strings sion that they are entirely aware of Roy Harper, who has toured with techniques along the way. this. the Tea Party, and who Chatwood As "Alhambra" exhibits, the the Jim Morrison and likens "British band has with dozens Forget affectionately to a experimented Led Zeppelin comparisons, Bob Dylan," calling him "artistically of exotic instruments. In fact, because these acts are gone now. pure." Chatwood says, the orchestration is The Tea Party has caught hold of "Alhambra" is named after the becoming so complex that the band something in the last five years that gorgeous Moorish palace in is considering bringing additional is taking contemporary western Granada, Spain and, according to musicians on-stage during their what Chatwood's music in a new direction, with old Chatwood, is a testimony to the next tour. And is "The and new instruments producing old Arab world's preservation of educa- favourite instrument? Piano," and new music. tion and music. "Alhambra" repre- he says, because "it's very therapeu- sents part of what Chatwood tic." The Enhanced CD describes as the band's "musical "We've wanted passage." It exhibits, moreso than always to do in The Tea Party's recent EP, "Edges of Twilight" or "Splendour something new music.... want "Alhambra," is an acoustic album Solis," the band's unique focus on We to with us." that presents the band's desire to be exotic instruments. take you true to their own music. Intended to tide fans until the release of the Tea over The Instruments Chatwood sums up Party's third album direction from their full-length in as moving acoustic, Alhambra is ful- from electric sounds: March, an entirely Calling Edmonton, Chatwood to percussive, to enhanced remarked that the band's Their filling CD ROM, providing at once upcoming, full-length album, band with "a voice in the entitled the platform to instruments are suffering tentatively 'Transmissions," ROM weather. Sitar will the next in the some of our ideas," says Chatwood. frigid strings are rare represent stage CD in will In fact, the CD provides fans with Edmonton music stores, he says, band's evolution. It be, world a thoroughly enjoyable voyage into and when they break in the cold, Chatwood says, "a mixture of rock music," well all of the Tea Party's songs and banjo strings are all they can find. music [and] as as it "AIHAMBRA" instruments. "It wasn't our initial The band's ingenuity is as impres- various "samplers." He compares work of Guru" and idea to make a CD ROM," says sive as their range of musical talent. to the "Loop Chatwood. The EP was "a conve- "We don't profess to be masters "Dead Can Dance." FROM we of the instruments," asked him if the band fears los- nience for us because had this Chatwood says, I better format." The six-track EP explaining how they try out new ing fans with such a wild departure TAKEN their which includes unplugged versions of "The instruments in countries like TUrkey from previous sound, to November The Tea Party brings acoustic splendour to the Turret on 18 November 6,1996 theCord (Entertainment) Fashions of the undead tion. The dresses, though simple Oh and Deborah Brown, pro- Following this stunning display dresses Diem and bland, were JENNIFER LIPISHAN duced simple, free-spirited was yet another Carpe set, deathly graceful. time the The men's combined ele- Cord Entertainment with an innovativeness that's fresh this accompanied by clothing and innovativeness with to the ever-grotesquely flashy world strains of Sinead O'Connor's "I am gance an world Lestat would of fashion. stretched on grave." old charm even With a dream-like power, un oper- your this achi lures to the In with the render noteworthy. romantko you smile Following whimsy, Carpe conjunction song, the whimsical nature of the delivered dri- collection had a definite rebellious Abstract was perhaps per- upon the Diem a wonderfully this set wear that satis- streak with its vinyl micro fect venue for decidedly eerie, fairy-like creations of Carpe Diem ven of evening glammy viewers' for fanta- dresses and shoes. wonderfully innovative un-fashion Couturiers, and to shudder at the fied every desire chunky After such a collection, show. It must be commended for gothic, undead coutures of deliri- sy- shocking one feel dead and transcend- exposing such an under appreciat- um. The girls pranced on-stage, might ed into the In this seductive ed art form. Unlike run-of-the-mill "glam" under cover ofsmoke and fog to the afterlife. all beats Underworld's world one would have Fashion doesn't have to be fashion shows, delirium produced a hypnotic of [of death], with found delirium's collection of gothic about six foot tall models and flashy spiritual, spell-binding tale, woven "Born Slippy." Complete of fashions. outfits people in their right frames with threads of fantasy, merriment, Victorian wigs made toilet paper, dresses out of Abstract's of mind would never wear. These betrayal, and death. these evening were a per- Vampires crept and us with their designers proved successful without Enveloped in the setting of dub fect blend ofmodern shiny vinyl and cobwebs treated the LIPISHEN Abstract's "Goth Night" last classic velvet and lace. graceful yet macabre clothing, com- conforming to runway status Wednesday, the five clothing design- The crowd favourite was a plete with an eerie candlelight vigil. quo. beautiful, sleeveless ball that The entranced models floated Wonderfully eerie, eerily won- JENNIFER ers collaborated to produce a hyp- gown like dead school children, haunting derful - however it, un notic melange of angelic and vam- encompassed a decidedly Spanish you put oper- luscious red velvet and This achi romantico was an understated piric fashions. flavour with its our dreams nightmares. fit the collec- success of all sorts. PICTURE: The first two designers, Shelli and black lace. eerieness completely "The final countdown" Letters From Ben DAN KERR The summer of '91 had two KITS Memorial Day 1-0-500 Skunk choke Cord Entertainment such countdowns. First was the top (1988) New Order protest for 102 of."all 10. "Pride (In the Nameof Love)" 6. "Just Like Heaven" Apologies the cheesy song name summer/party songs but this with Hot Summer" U2 The Cure Dear Editor, title of this article, our topic time," "Long by with You" On more than one occasion, I've been week is music countdowns. I have the Style Council taking top spot. 9. "Let's Go toBed" 5. "I Melt been fan of Then the The Cure Modern in the halls and on the streets always a music count- there were top 1,002 English passed Will 4. "HowSoon Is Now?" men wearing enough cologne to downs, whether weekly, yearly, or songs of "all time" over the Labour 8. "Love Tear us Apart" by I'm all Thebroader the the with "How Soon Is Division The Smiths choke a skunk. What a reek! time. scope, Day holiday, Joy Smiths" in 7. Love" 3. "A Question Of Lust" sure that more predictable the outcome tends Now?" by "The the 'Tainted nobody's hygiene problems are so severe that this to be, but this is an example of how number one position. Soft Cell Depeche Mode heavy coating "Pride the ofnoxious is warranted. I music shapes the generations. CFNYs year-end 6. "Halloween" 2. (In Name of Love)" liquid pug nose and these As far as , countdown is Ministry U2 my squeal as people fan "Just Can't Get 1. "Forever walk Their rationale? "Chicks countdowns go, I always a 5. Enough" Young" by. musically Well, don't living in Southern favourite, but Depeche Mode Alphaville dig it." why you dig your- contain some self a and in. Ontario, we are since '93, it's been 4. "How Soon Is Now?" Both countdowns grave, jump Ben Harris exposed primarily speaking based on the top The Smiths classic modern music tracks, and be to the likes of 102 listener votes. 3. "Forever Young" both are in stark contrast. It can Root word MuchMusic's Top In'92, number Alphaville said that these countdowns are a lit- in 2. tle outdated and that there 30, the Chum FM 30, or CFNY's one was the Cure's "Friday, I'm "I Melt with You" are 'disgusting' omissions. Thursday 30, to name a few. Most Love." The top albums were: '93, Modern English some notable However, - this music... Dear radio stations have a countdown of "Siamese Dream" Smashing 1. "Blue Monday" is our enjoy. Editor, I - If have views on these are urinals called urinals? some form usually based around a Pumpkins, '94, "Dookie" Green New Order you any Why theme countdowns, have think it's No word should (i.e. a holiday, weekend, year Day, and'9s, "Mellon Collie and the WDRE (1988) or you some disgusting. let have 'urine' its root word. We end). Infinite Sadness" by the Smashing 10. "OhL'Amour" countdowns of your own, me as I enjoy these countdowns, sitting Pumpkins. Erasure know. don't call toilets 'fecatoriums,' you next to is a know. I a name the radio, never missing a Countdowns are difficult things 9. "Just Can't Get Enough" "Musically Speaking" weekly propose change. beat. column music in all its would do. That For me, the top 40 station to agree on, but we must remember Depeche Mode discussing Perhaps "reUefetory" countdowns have flows off the I aren't as enjoyable, they are really popularity contests. I 8. "Bad" splendour. Ifyou any insights, tongue quite nicely, e-mail especially the "all-time" additions, enjoy countdowns, but I rarely U2 views, trivia, or comments, believe. because share "Bizarre Love Dan .wlu.ca Ben Harris of the predictable outcome the same opinion with their 7. THangle" at. thecord@machl (Stairway to Heaven, Hey Jude, creators. This is acceptable, Satisfaction). because everyone is entitled to of For most us, the only Modern his/her own views and opinions. Rock station we are exposed to is I've done some research from CFNY, which its American Rock count- serves purpose as past Modem an "Alternative Medium" for the downs and here is what I've found. most The part. "The Edge" has its own following are two "all time" share of countdowns, from the pre- countdowns from KITS in San viously mentioned weekly Thursday Francisco and WDRE in Long 30 to the year end top 102, and sev- Island, N.Y. eral special countdowns. Relaxing, informal and intimate. Wide menu selection. Private and available. meeting party space Winner of the 1996 Waterloo Chronicle Readers' Choice a movie BEST DESSERTS/PASTRIES 100 Regina St. South Waterloo. (Corner of William and Regina). 747-4261 theCord November 6,1996 19 A literary evolution Full House is of the one most ambi- system since variety is the driving small that humans would arise obscure terms, both scientific tious books I have read. force behind ever In it, natural selection. In again. In Full House, Gould asserts (which he always explains) and lit- Gould to the Plato's all humans be that not inherent in he does attempts change very world, can "progress" is erary (which not). we the way perceive world, particu- represented by a single specimen, evolution, but that it is a mere con- Another possible hindrance is its and whereas in Darwin's the matter. I larly complexity, progress, world, we are sequence ofbacterial diversity. subject find the discus- variation. to Gould, all individuals. rich of life's According we unique This is an extremely book, sion history, bacteria, base- lived in a Platonic world before this "Life's In some ways, book is a con- and I am fighting the urge to pass ball, Little Joke," and Freud Darwin. Plato that of thought things tinuation Wonderful Life, on the juicy tidbits which await the interesting, but people with whom I in shadows Gould's we see reality are just highly successful book dis- reader. 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He I heartily recommend this book House: The of Excellence After that all here for in the who Spread Darwin, says Gould, we point we are by hap- writes lay people same to people are interested in life from Plato to Darwin. in Darwinian if the he writes for and there aren't Harmony began living a world penstance; tape of life was manner specialists; why any .400 hit- Books. where variation is inherent to the the chances there ters in baseball rewound, are infinitely are long passages full of anymore. earcandy Did know that Alanis sell- you tars that typified "Chrome," though theme of self-prostitution (i.e. Morrisette has another out? their slower stuff still values and ideals single is very enjoy- ing out on ones What fox!!! and there for kind of immediate a able, are some great some gain). Ben Harris songs on this album. Most memo- Potently introspective lyrics and rable are "Harder Than I Am" and written poetic style blend with the with its between "Mouthful of Air," desper- impressive marriage Hard Cord ate, ominous mood. I was thrilled strong melodies and grungy, dis- that Like Cats and Dogs has one torted guitar sounds to come - Back with thing the other albums do not across as refined. The interesting a vengance! lyrics! Now we can all sing along progressions found on songs like instead of vaguely mumbling. "Yippie" and "All That I Want", ROBIN WHITTAKER Wendy Lands Ultimately, Catherine Wheel which again showcase the balanc- CordEntertainment Angels and Ordinary Men fans will not be disappointed. But ing act between melody and heavy 1. Reese's breakfast cereal. EMI if to Catherine further you're new Wheel, I sounding guitars, prove Helps prevent tooth enamel. recommend check out their skills. Neil TV. you Dalbello's 2. It is good to see Canadian talent earlier albums first. The biggest strength, however, The 19th Century Russian release albums and get exposure CatherineWheel Caesar Martini is that there are no throw-away Revolutionaries really meant "Neflisra." like Lands has done with Like and this effort. meant Wendy Cats Dogs songs on MuchMusic really "Kneel TV." her label debut. of world "hullaballoo." this, major Mercury Records Granted, some the cuts shine 3. A without Lands, a Toronto-based more than others, particularly "Now there's a fine ...thing! singer/songwriter, appeared on the Catherine Wheel's latest release, "Heavy Boots", "Eleven", "Deep 4. Kerguelen Islands. scene in 1995 with an independent "Like Cats and Dogs," is their Dark Whole", "Whore", and the France's strategic island outpost, after a Land release crawling the clubs for fourth album. Though it's 'b- song that comes closest to being a guarding the Mother against some time. sides' album, you wouldn't know it ballad, "Falling Down". mass penguin invasions and angry to hordes the There are some catchy songs hear it. All the songs are well If none of these are reasons of Antarctic pretenders to don't to here, but they seem strive done, and with the exception of enough to add "Whore" to your throne. for innovation tradi- "Heal of or go beyond 2," are completely original collection, perhaps a mention 5. A haff-assed attempt tional and The album almost the will No the structure subject matter, (no remixes). is some of contributing artists one's really In mood for one (inner turmoil, lost love, rage, 78 minutes long, boasting 12 songs help clarify things. right now. and ballads 4 hidden of which Dalbello for cheese, corn). Country plus tracks, one Justin Clayton, guitarist 6. Red-eye reduction. and Rush Whore Julian abound, soft-rock warbling a is a cover of the tune, "Spirit Lennon, and Roland Can make even Satan look pleasant. la Jann Arden plays a key role in of the Radio." EMI Orzebal, guitarist of Tears For 7. Nirxom-poop. giving this album its flavour. It's I think the only reason these Fears, assist Dalbello on guitar Trent Reznor's musical ftiture? not distasteful, it just needs a little songs haven't been on any other Canadian born Dalbello has con- duty, while Motley Crue drum- 8. The Killjoys and the Tea Party at album most to pepper. is the fact that are tributed her musical prowess the mer, Tommy Lee, makes a guest the Turret like this Youmight album, and I somewhat slow. The metallic res- likes of Alice Cooper, Bryan appearance on "The Revenge of Sounds like Great-Aunt Gertrude and don't want to put it down because onating sounds of Brian Futter's Adams, Queensryche, Heart, Sleeping Beauty." her Bridge dub are organizing some- it is work and All the drawback a well-written, well-produced guitar remain, and the emo- Patti La Belle, more recently, in all, only thing really, really big this time! of work. of the Lifeson. about Dalbello's latest the "The Horror Picture piece None songs, tional, echo-like quality of Rob Rush guitarist, Alex is 9. Rocky however, get off the ground floor. I Dickinson's vocals stand out once After listening to her latest album, amount of time it took to come out Show" at the Princess Cinema. didn't find myself relaxed, uplifted, again, but Like Cats and Dogs just Whore, it is easy to see why. 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I think the acting For those of who Basmati see campus). you rice was a colourful yellow reason I came to this film. award for this movie should go to dined lime and flavourful but I have never at Square, more than regular Sure, he's cute and all, like a Robert DeNiro, who is faced with and 1 recom- and little meat to the ultimate decision has James whole-heartedly long grain rice, the vegetables go with my potatoes. a priest else first mend it Where can you get were stiriried in an interesting blend The story behind Sleepers drew to make. I a reasonable I class dining at price, of Mediterranean spices. me in. She said: I concur. He said: 'Null and FREE pool upstairs at the bar. Also available on the menu are She said: Admit it, you love him. said. DeNiro's great, Pitt's good, off our we low-fat such the To start meal, were special meals, as The story line quickly proves that it and Jason Patric really ties the dried doesn't have Brad given complimentary pasta. Vegetarian Sandwich on Foacchia MIKE VENCEL AND to rely on Pitt, movie together as the adult dried which is and if to to narrates Yes. that's right, pasta, bread, which are great selections for JENNIFER CLARKE you have drag a guy 'Shakes,' who also the Time the health diner. this make him of this homemade at Square, dried, conscious CordEntertainment movie, aware story. It's great to see this many seasoned This is Our which then to taste. a meal, was a quick point. The plot has some very dis- famous stars in a movie who aren't novel idea and to nibble cost around $20-25 with is about four elements it. outshine each other. interesting lunch, tip. A Sleepers a story boy- turbing to Depending trying to however, if for a dinner for hood how much and on, you're looking two can run anywhere friends whose lives were on you enjoyed Seven, Sleepers is a good movie very substantial from to date more appetizer, you'd $30-$5O. shattered with one reckless act. As you may feel, some degree, suitable to bring a to, [but] order from the whether interested in result of this sent unsettled afterwards.He said: To after the better something So, you're a a act, they were only if, movie, you can put fine to hall comment the I with cute menu. having a dinner downstairs, or away a corrupted juvenile on story line, really up your date saying how James, consistent as always, would prefer a more relaxed atmos- for boys. liked the part in the past when Brad Pitt is in the movie. ordered his boorish, and a few of The flashes forward to kids and She well yet "good as can phere games pool movie they were everything was said: How you know the meal of be expected," a Meatball upstairs, Time Square offers a full 1981, when the boys have all carefree and innocent. As I person will affect how appropriate Sandwich and French Fries for watched the found menu guaranteed to satisfy every- grown and gone their separate movie, I myself this would be for a "date." You this sandwich was one. the instant when their should into account $6.95. However, ways. During this time, they have waiting for take that your other tried to bring some semblance of lives were to be forever changed. respective might be some- to their with When the whole tone normalcy lives, vary- it happened, what dazed from the sensitive sub- ing degrees of success. Finally, of the movie changed. ject matter. they're reunited and get the She said: Despite the subject sen- For the record, I only said how chance for retribution and the movie still Brad tainment. to per- sitivity, explicitly Pitt still has a boyish charm childhood haps bury their demons. conveyed what was going on with- to him... She said: Aside from the obvious out being overly graphic. Kevin Although disturbing, this movie aesthetic qualities of Brad Pitt in Bacon's performance was purely is so well balanced between time Enter it. Sleepers, I really didn't know very evil as the four boys' guard at the frames and actors that the few much about the He said: So c01d... dark... merited. more storyline facility. so misty eyes you get are other than thatit was a thriller and Whoa: still in a bit of shock from With all the flashbacks, it probably the cast included Robert movie. You the hurt it twice write now. DeNiro, the feel boys are wouldn't even to see Jason Dustin in out to catch what Patric, Hoffman, justified seeking revenge, you might have and Kevin Bacon. 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To This limitation be this shield node: answer an enor- can useful in is why current thinking is using command: dialinl6.easynet.on.ca mous like, "What question is reali- explaining two major concepts: con- the above hypothesis to explain notification: Mr.Johnson has accepted your talk request it would be easier to start a sciousness and and that fast....looks like i'm alone ty?" nar- levels psychic ability. schizophrenia multiple personal- thought: damn, was too on "What it is I the fact that the disorders. rowing process by asking, am dismayed by ity this one...sorry graz'zt. not?". realm is limited 1-900 levels MrJohnson: paranormal to In respect to of awareness, of you're late, gorfelgug. and consciousness have numbers and submit analo- held the door. Reality astrological nonsense. consciousness, I a tree me: i got up at been accepted as static phenome- I do not believe in astrology, telekine- gy. I submit that the tree is con- MrJohnson: a shame. each with the most non, one symbiotic sis, and in instances, telepathy. scious. But it is at such a lower state me: so what is it that you want from me? other. caused halluci- Then Hallucinogens again, I'm not an identical twin. than we are, that we scoff at the MrJohnson: direct, aren't we? nations. These aren't 'real.' do I do believe that the 97% I submit that the table time is valuable. Why or so pseu- comparison. me: i'm waiting...and my this? Is constricted to MrJohnson: all the time, don't know we say reality do-psychics (my estimate) are seri- before me is conscious, though bah, you're on you this narrow glimpse we have of the ously damaging the reputation of equally far less than the tree, in i've been watching you? I know you're shielding your those with abilities. the and homo node nice electromagnetic spectrum? legitimate My respect to tree sapiens. right now, (btw code, though unnecessary not it makes his 'healer'. shouldn't be identified that all of Although an original thought, uncle living as a Consciousness for now), you are logging my commands, is to this foundational He the term with self-awareness. This that alone don't have important lay despises 'psychic'. He self- and you are right now, you any that the had death should be of friends back hypothesis clearly: senses a couple near experiences awareness a property of your to you up. not but limiters of are perceivers and his 'powers' were, without per- the level of consciousness human me: you have a point? information, human was see as they relegate mission, given to him. He once beings have reached. I it the MrJohnson: yes i do, your curtness. i have been asked to to three-dimensional at beings percep- investigated Trent University. complex level of the organization of offer you a contract. hooked him and matter. tion. Perception. Perception. They up measured Themore complex, the more me: for what? It's all relative. Science his brain data file from Perception: ever mysterious waves. sentient. The table is quite dumb MrJohnson: you are to retrieve a Funji cannot accept the apparent juvenile When he slept, they remained as compared to a virus, and a virus Enterprises. concept of the paranormal. Yet I active as those persistent alphas compared to an amoeba, and such feeling: shock that it propose is science's duty to when conscious. When asked to re- compared to a mollusk, etc. Granted thought: emotion? me, feeling? that is not a good sign that which incorporate is beyond grow the hippocampuses of some I couldn't debate Marxist theory with MrJohnson: i will give you details shortly, for now, we it to test rats who had had them removed toothbrush. would be hard to normality. More specifically, is my It must break communications. alter its definitions of and set within about ten and to the find who would damn! me? well and in for reality, days, someone dispute thought: why graz'zt you i are to about explaining thesenew waste- shock of the testers, he did so. The that a tree is alive. What classifies it some fun. lands scientifically. experiment has since been denied to as living versus matterwhich is orga- have heard the stories of have taken He nized is Many place. was offered a differently something my blind people able to feel colours by job in the United States as a faith ignorance cannot comprehend. Yet touching surfaces. Anyone can tell healer. He turned them down. it is alive-it performs functions of that deaf has enhanced sixth water you a person Perhaps psychic ability isn't a consumption, growth, photo- blind and dumb individ- but rather unlimitation of from and vision, or a sense, an synthesis its leaves, helps ual has superfluous olfactory capa- the five known senses. If I were to with the process of breathing. If I bilities. When one sense is deprived, expand the amount of EM spectrum I stand beside a tree and start to con- others take This is could I would about over. not a stretch see, probably perceive verse to it Marx, it doesn't for science to understand, and it is things that others couldn't see. It respond. If I lean against it, does it doesn't not there. not feel touch? Is it not of easily explainable, through rewiring mean they're my aware the brain. of in It is also Radio delta - all neurons waves, gamma, are my presence? Consciously? understood that what readily we see right in front of our nose. Perhaps Apparently not. Its level of con- isn't REALITY. That would be imply- hallucinogens unlimit the senses to sciousness cannot afford it senses we like homo ing something a sapien- perceive beyond the normal limita- take for granted. But that does not centric view of the universe, not tak- tions. ostracize it from being classified as into other What who have had ing account species. Often, people near living matter. is in and that is death later If we see our minds, experiences report new there is an afterlife, it is perhaps The Real Alternative Night Club also a LIMITATION of the EM spec- 'psychic' senses they didn't have somewhat analogous of a man trum. Bats don't see, and their mys- before. Perhaps when they 'died', standing by a tree. 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