Tigger Newspaper April 2018
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TIGGER CLUB NEWS THE NEWSPAPER FOR THE ANIMAL COMMUNITY.. BY ANIMALS - FOR ANIMALS www.tigger.club NEWSPAPER DATE: APRIL 2018 BUSINESS GIVES BACK TO THE COMMUNITY Have you ever been caught bin, looking for a bag of sorts? won’t be caught out again. short while out for a walk with Well done to Treats2sit4 for your human and realised they Well if you’re out for a walk giving back to the community. have forgotten to pick up the with your human through the poo bags as you strolled out village of Ryhill and you realise the door? they’ve forgotten the neces- saries, fear not. Then watching as your human Just pass by Treats2sit4 on frantically searches their pock- Chapel Street day, night, eve- ets for a piece of tissue or nings or weekends and help sweet wrapper to collect the yourself to a poo bag. gift you have left for them on the pavement? The dispenser is located on the wall outside shop. There is no We have all been there have- charge or fee and the added n’t we, waiting while humans bonus is that they are bio- are rummaging through a litter degradable and your human PALM OIL There have been several re- like lumps. ports of palm oil washing up Then eventually it naturally around a lot of UK beaches . washes up on beaches. The main thing to remember is that the oil still smells nice like It is an oil extracted from Now depending on what con- it’s original state and you may plants which is a well used in- tamination it has come across be tempted to lick or eat it. gredient in food, beauty & hy- during it’s travels, will depend giene and bio fuel industry. on what it actually looks like However you must warn your on the beach. humans that palm oil washed The waste product is dumped up on beaches is very toxic and at sea. Where it travels the It can appear on beaches as a dogs that have licked or eaten tides where it comes into con- white, yellow or grey jelly type it are very ill or have died tact with whatever pollutants mass or solid lumps, some- are nearby and bacteria. times mistaken for washed up Stay safe out the fur pals. This creates a very toxic mass. polystyrene, or even like chalk PAGE 2 TIGGER CLUB NEWS A MESSAGE FROM TIGGER excitement as to what we and refused to cooperate with were going and what we were either my human or the vet. about to do. So the vet ended up crawling After a short walk we arrived around the floor looking at my at out destination. paws. I was shocked, devastated The vet then got a tool and even. This was not an adven- started chopping off my nails. ture, yes it was a new place to Hi readers, I hoped you are visit, but it was definitely not The vet fussed over me after- okay after the flurry of snow an adventure. wards and tried to give me a and gales recently. Where had we arrived? treat but I refused as I was still protesting. I must tell you of how I was Well pals, let me tell you, we tricked by my human. were stood outside a Vet!! So a word of warning pals, al- As we were getting ready for ways be wary of talks of unex- work my human asked if I I tried to refuse to go in, but pected adventure as they may wanted to go on an adventure. my human insisted. So I reluc- not be as adventurous as your I of course was very interested tantly and under protest en- humans make out. in going so rushed to get ready tered the Vet. and jumped into the car. Thank you for reading When it was time to go in to Nose bump to you When we arrived I was full of see the vet I stood in protest Tigger DUSTY’S DIARY rooms...she says it might me she met was English BOL! our new home one day soon, so paws crossed cos it was I had lots of runs on deserted near some amazing walkies! beaches and snaffled a huge We had lots of snow - in amount of sheep poo in one March, which I loved having a outing, so much she said I did- good roll and zoomie in! n't deserve any dinner! Hi Readers, There's been lots The beast from the east I disagreed, and said the sheep of odd things happening lately washed up lots of octopus on poop hadn't filled me up so I - lots of strange people coming the beaches near me, but I was needed some sausages, and into our house to look around good and didn't try to eat any then I found a seagull skeleton and then leave it. of them, although they did to crunch on and be chased look rather tasty. around the beach with! But most exciting was when my human took me into a We also had a fab trip away, to Until next time. strange half finished house to a beautiful part of Scotland, Have a pawsome month look round and she was all ex- where strangely every peep Dusty cited about these empty PAGE 3 TIGGER CLUB NEWS NEWS FROM DORIS - THE ROVING REPORTER most dog friendly places. especially love the no non- Northumberland and Portugal sense Germans who let dogs in have the best beaches. Munich everywhere! the best pizza and the UK the best pubs. So it's been a blast and one I want to continue (apparently Of course the pressing ques- this may involve a lottery win tion is, who has the best but that's a mere detail) cheese? Hi Readers, it's been 12 Now this is of grave impor- Angleterre here I come! months and 12,000 miles of tance to us hounds. I've Doris adventures. scoffed a lot over the year and Dozza x if I can't say cheddar then https://dozontour.blog/ I'm heading home to my big Spain has it. sofas, garden and local beach. I must say, I'm quite looking for- Yep, sorry France, Spain has ward to it. some strong blue cheese and Manchego which I'm addicted What an adventure I've had to (administered in annoyingly though, 7 countries, hundreds tiny portions). of beaches and many lurcher escapades. Cheese aside, there's of course But what have you learnt I the people. hear you bark? Well, Germany Everyone, bar three or four, and the Isle of Wight are the have been utterly delightful. I A MYSTERY I was given a mystery to solve Ah ha! There was the link, the I asked Cassie to check the box recently. newspaper. Noe I have only again. So she did. There in the given permission to one com- bottom of the box under some I was contacted by Cassie ,a pany to include my newspa- packaging was the solution to young brindle poopie, who pers in their deliveries, so I this rather pawsome mystery. thanked me for the box of asked Cassie if she had or- A friend of a friend Cassie’s gifts. dered from them. Alas she human has sent the box as a Gifts?? I never sent anyone hadn’t. welcome gift. gifts. A mystery was waiting to be solved. This mystery was getting more Hello Cassie and thanks for the intriguing as time passed. pawsome I asked Cassie to tell me what mystery was in the box. I asked Cassie if there was a to solve She said there were some bags sender’s address on the box, BOL! of treats and a copy of my but once again there was no newspaper. clue as to who sent the box. PAGE 4 TIGGER CLUB NEWS BOBTASTIC TAILS Tell me a little bit about Where can it be pur- about writing the books? yourselves. chased from? – especially if it involves We are Socks and Marley two It can be purchased through your human. purrfect cats. Amazon and is available now. Most of the stories involve the Socks: I am 9 years old. funny/embarrassing bits! Marley: I am 7 years old. Are there any plans for another book? Our human is an independent Our human has already writ- dog walker, small animal sit- ten another book and is just ter. organising the illustrations. She has been doing this for 5 years gone August and she There is to be a prequel, about loves it. Bob as a puppy, again just need illustrations sorted. What was the inspiration for the book? A kind human called Michelle Her inspiration is her job. A lot from Toonpetz does all of the of the scenarios are either illustrations for donations to what has happened to her or an animal charity, have been told to her by her customers, with a little artistic Do you have any funny or licence thrown in. embarrassing stories TOONPETZ Hi, my name is Michelle, NCAR with four kittens and Things have snowballed from cats. there and I now have a regular I created my website to help I found that I could combine stream of requests to toon raise awareness and raise my love of animals, sense of people’s pets. money for North Clwyd Animal humour and a background in I really do enjoy learning of Rescue - NCAR. cartooning to help support their characters and turning They do great work helping NCAR.