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JMW Madison University Libra* V JMU over enrolled by about 400; fincTui^dv By TAMMY SCARTON Total enrollment figures can not be James Madison University has been included in each subsequent act determined until spring when num- Before then, schools that exceeded 400 .students over the SCHEV exceeded state enrollment projections bers from both semesters will be proMction. The university did not by almost 400 students, according to state enrollment projections were not available, he added. subject to a fine. undeffc an analysis explaining its Dr. William Jackameit, director of over«gHfiPPnt, he said "Each state institutional research and budget. Section 4-104 of the current act un v "SCHEV IS CONCERNED mostly states if a state university exceeds its ' ^nrpi SUbierl tflrfrtajn.limiis.. "We have been overenrolled by the with full-time equivalent students, not and JMU has stayed within sight of state's standards ever since I've been enrollment figures by. more than 1 the actual head count of students," percent plus 50 students, the revenue these boundaries," Jackameit said here," he said. Jackameit has been at Jackameit said. SCHEV's projected If a university is fined, the money JMU for nine years. obtained from the added tuitions head count of JMU students for this might have to be returned to the state. would probably have tocome from the The university might have to return year is 8,487. next year's budget, Jackameit said money to the state because of the "That section is not mandatory " There now are 8,970 students on Jackameit said. It just gives the By early spring, when exact overenrollment, but Jackameit says campus, Jackameit said. The head enrollment figures are available, two- this is not likely to happen. governor the authority to do so if he count and actual number of full-time wants, but it is rarefy enforced.* thirds of the year's budget is already The State Council of Higher students differ because some students spent, he noted. Education for Virginia projected a He said that he was not as worried attend JMU part-time. this year as he had been in previous Barry Dorsey, SCHEV associate JMU enrollment of 8,058 full-time A limit on the number of students director, said if a school is made to students for 1981-1982, he said. About years about having to repay the added enrolled at state universities was first revenue to the state. repay the added tuitions, the money 8,440 full-time students now are set by the Virginia General Assembly would come from the following year's enrolled here, he said. in the 1976 Appropriations Act and has LAST YEAR JMU enrolled almost See OVERENROLLED, page 2 e freeze
Monday, November 9, 1981 No. 19 Horn ecom ing 1981
RIGHT: Sally Nay was chosen Ms. Madison this year and was given roses by the current Miss Virginia, Vicky Pulliam during the football game Saturday afternoon. Pulliam would have been a JMU senior this year. LEFT: The JMU Royal Marching Dukes performed in Saturday morning's Homecoming parade, which featured members of the class of 1931 — when James Madison University was called the State Teachers College at Harrisonbnrg. BOTTOM: Football fans watched the game with Towson State University from the hill overlooking the field. The Dukes broke their losing streak with a 20-7 win. See Sports story, page 13.
Other Homecoming ac- tivities included gymnastics performances, a pep rally, alumni awards and dances. PHOTOS BY YO NAGAYA Page 2, THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981 . *****•**•**•*** **************** f ENTER NOW! 1982 * Overenrolled MISS VIRGINIA-USA®: new administration in Rich- BEAUTY PAGEANT (Continued from page 1) mond, Jackameit said. "I'm + * budget TELECAST FROM KINGS DOMINION "The section is enforced, sure they are aware of the * situation, but they must be * but very liberally," Dorsey extra cautious in what they do NO TALENT COMPETITION said. A university can always at first," he noted. You can win fame and fortune as Virginia's appeal the council's decision representative in the nationally televised Miss USA * and explain why more Pageant. The search lor Miss Virginia is on. The finals students are enrolled than the The third reason the act probably will not be enforced and live, statewide telecast will be March 11-13, from projections allow, he noted. Kings Dominion. If you're single and between the "It's a negotiation business. is that the state now has a ages of 17-24 as of May 1,1982, you may qualify. For We work back and back until budget surplus, according to FREE entry information, send name, address, age * we reach a compromise." he Jackameit. If the state is in and telephone to: Miss Virginia-USA, 1220 East West desperate need of money, the Pam Hutchens said. Miss Virginia-USA Highway, Suite 101, Silver Spring, Md. 20910. section may be enforced, but * Telephone: 301-589-0505. One reason JMU might not probably not, he said. have to return the excess JMU bases its enrollment funds to the state is because of projections on historical an unfunded pay increase for patterns of acceptance, Civil Service employees, Jackameit said. Jackameit said. The em- Overenrollment is due to a Jfouse ployees were given a 9 percent higher return rate of up- salary raise this year. The perclassmen and a higher- General Assembly has funded than-expected percentage of 4Vfc percent of this increase; freshmen, transfer and part- ■Mr Come see our large selection '^o^ JMU must pay the remaining time students entering JMU, 4fe percent to the 550 Civil he noted. of Formal Gowns on sale at saving Service employees on cam- pus, he said. SCHEV bases its enrollment projections for each state of up to 50%. "THAT EXTRA MONEY is university on several factors, going into this salary in- including the number of high Downtown JfarriionbuM crease," Jackameit said. school graduates statewide "The money is not really and the average number of New Location: excess, because we are using these graduates entering it to pay off bills, not for college, Dorsey said. SCHEV luxuries." The state is aware also considers the average 95 S. Main St of this, he added. number of Virginia students who attend oueof-state (Next to Wilson Jewlers) colleges and non-Virginians A second reason the state 4 probably will not enforce who attend state schools, he +++++4-W ****¥*¥*¥***************** f******??** ^ Section 4-104 is because of the added.
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• THE BREEZE Monday, November 9. 1981. Pase Student security cadets aid campus police force By JILL HOWARD are four cadets working as more sought after campus James Madison University dispatchers and four cadets jobs." security cadets are the "eyes trained to lock the ad- But despite the ever- and ears"' of the campus ministrative buildings at growing need for security security force, according to night. cadets, limited funding has Alan MacNutt, director of halted further hiring of cadets campus security. TWO CADETS. senior at least temporarily, MacNutt "They see things we (the Harry Sommers and junior said. JMU police officers) don't," Mark Hunter, serve as student According to Michael MacNutt said. cadet directors, Clark said. Harness, JMU budget There are presently 40 The student directors are in manager, $36,000 was student cadets here, nine of charge of assigning the budgeted for the cadet which are female, MacNutt remaining cadets to their program last year, but the said. Between 9 and 13 cadets respective patrol areas and security office ended up are on patrol duty each night, generally monitoring their spending $47,200 for the he added. activities. program. The extra $11,200 JMU police Sgt. W.T. Clark, While on duty the cadets was obtained from a fund of
Cadets are not given any formal police training, but occasionally view police training Kims
one of two sergeants who must record all official ac- "unused personal services monitor cadet activities, said tions on "Cadet Incident money," which is basically cadets are not armed and Report" forms that are later wage money leftover due to carry only flashlights and two- kept on file in the security retirements or resignations, way radios. office, Clark said. Harness said. Student cadets have no Cadets patrol the campus on SECURITY CADET Jessica Carter makea ■ caU on her two-way arresting powers, Clark said. foot and in pairs. They are on BASED ON last year's radio. James Madison University cadets carry no other equip- They do have the authority to duty 7 to 11 p.m. Sunday expenditures, $48,000 has been ment but the radio. write parking citations. through Monday, 8 p.m. to 1 budgeted for the cadet schedules with the student physical examination, Clark The cadets' main function is a.m. Thursday and 7 p.m. to 2 program this year, Harness supervisors. said. to patrol the campus and a.m. Friday and Saturday. said. Clark said applicants must Each cadet's performance report any criminal activities, The cadets are not given MacNutt said last year's be at least sophomores, and accidents or other incidents to is evaluated at the end of the any formal police training per over-budget spending was carry at least a 2.4 grade point year, Clark said. The the campus police officers, he se, but have an orientation justified, due to the scheduling average. Applicants also must said. evaluation records are kept meeting at the beginning of of extra activities where pass a background in- with the cadet's file for three "If they see a problem.they each year and occasionally cadets were needed. vestigation that includes a years after the cadet call us," Clark said. view police training films, "We get so many requests Cadets are also used for Clark said. Some cadets are for cadet services we have no traffic and security duties enrolled in self-defense choice but to spend money," during concerts, athletic courses here although no MacNutt said. "There's "Cadets get to see a lot of things events and special occasions, special classes or first-aid always unforeseens that come MacNutt added. In addition, training is required. up that we have to spend 9 cadets are often called to money for." on ccmpus other students don't escort female students on New cadets learn by Cadets earn $3.45 an hour campus at night, he said. The working with veteran cadets, and the two student super- security office receives about Clark said. "It's all on-the-job visors make $4.10 an hour, check with their hometown graduates. The university is 20 calls per night requesting training," he noted. MacNutt said. police department The police cadet escort service, MacNutt A large number of JMU often asked to provide em- The average cadet works 10 check is to see if the applicant ployment references for said. "They Tickets: 433-6260 885-4292 THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981, Page 5 Hiring goals met AXP for female faculty Will Hold a Record Convention By STEVE ALLEN university in the state is From July 1980 to June 1981 represented in the report. James Madison University Mundy said JMU doesn't set & Show on Dec. 5, hired 27 female faculty "quotas" to attain OCR ap- members, three times as proval, but "goals we try to many as the university's meet." from 10:30 am - 5:00 pm in the predetermined objective. "I set objectives for the According to Dr. John affirmative action recruit- South Ballroom of Mundy, director of ad- ment plan," Mundy said. ministrative affairs, the "The objectives are based on university filled 27 of 56 the availability of women in Warren University Union. available faculty positions the labor market." with women. In 1983 the OCR will As part of the affirmative examine the progress Virginia action plan for blacks, women universities have made in THOUSANDS OF and other minorities, the female (acuity recruitment. university seta goal of placing "If the state has been women in nine new faculty dragging its feet OCR might RECORDS, TAPES positions. try revising the plans," said JMU set numerical ob- Mundy. jectives of hiring women Mundy said JMU is doing a faculty for seven depart- good job of recruiting & RELATED ITEMS WILL ments. Chemistry, accounting qualified women faculty and finance, economics, members. special education and com- Because women comprise a BE AVAILABLE munication arts all had an growing percentage of college objective of one. graduates, "more women are This is your best chance to pick up records Chemistry failed to hire its becoming available for one required female teacher, disciplines where women while the other departments were once scarce," Mundy you've been looking for, from Rock,Soul met or surpassed their ob- said.. jective. Country, p0Pt Classical, etc. Admission is a Chemistry failed to meet its objective because "of the 56 Coolers dollar and the first 25 people will receive a applications we received, only six were from women," free album Mundy said. installed Mundy said as a result of the »W>*44**„„,„„44 «MW»—W————«#MW—« t»4»44444 444444A large number of male ap- plicants it was unlikely the at Grill best qualified person would be By VAL HULCE a woman. Three air flow refrigerators The foreign langauge and were installed in place of the psychology departments each glass door units at Dukes' had a numerical objective of Grill in late October. two. The psychology depart- The new refrigerators keep ment met the objective, the food cooler because they offer foreign language department circular ventilation, ac- did not. cording to Joe Erickson, Dukes' Grill manager. He said •^S Mundy stressed that JMU is the units should make for "going to hire the oesi person easier selection. But easier for the ob," regardless of sex. selection will not necessarily In UK case of the foreign mean 'faster-moving lines language department the two because slow-ups occur at the superior applicants were drink machines located on the ANNOUNCING CLUB 2FER Club 2FER(2-FER: is a unique open buying males, he said organization which permits you to purchase items in our store at a substantial opposite side of the grill, discount, here's how it works: Of the 27 positions filled by Erickson said. females, 19 were in depart- If you buy a pack of cigarettes at our regular price, you will be charged $ 68 If ments that had set no you were a member Club 2FER and purchased 2 packs you would onlv oav SI 10 Total cost of the That's 2 for $1.10 and a savings of. 26. rw~ " numerical objectives. refrigerators was $8,205. But Numerical objectives will For beer purchases you would buy 2 six packs at our regular low price and then the coolers will probably cost deduct an additional .30. continue to be set until the little more than the old present affirmative action Each month an updated price list will be available inside the store. In addition to refrigerators because they these great discounts you will also be permitted to cash your personal checks for plan ends in 1983. produce more electrical up to $15.00 and will be invited to stock up on special "Once-a-month-super-club- The plan was designed by output. members only specials'' the Office of Civil Rights, and Erickson said the old units The cost to belong is only $2.00 and only 1000 new members will be accepted so requires each state to submit are presently in storage but join today and start saving. Available only at STOP-IN 2 on Port Road right next a report on hiring practices of probably will be utilized in the to the campus. minorities and women. Each future. Item Regul ar 2 fer Savings of Snuff for .79 ea. $1.40 18* Have a news tip? Chew for .79 ea. $1.35 23* Cigarettes for .68 ea. $1.10 26* Call the news desk Soda (16 oz) for .50 ea. .89 11* at 6127 Soda (12 oz can) for .45 ea. .85 5* \ (TQMNDitir Ice (5#) for .89 ea. $1.09 69* Ice (10#-) for 1.29 ea. $1.95 63* Bic Pens for .39 ea. $1.00 56* HOTS Candy for .30 ea. $1.00 20* 7 oz. 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On the side, there's warm, toasted grecian bread and all the hot homemade soup and garden fresh salad you can eat. Thats quite a value. Thats our way of saying, thank you for coming to Shoneys. ALL YOU CAN EAT The SALAD BAR • One coupon per customer i Italian Feast tt.49 per visit • Good only In *379 Harrisonburg Route 33, East • Offer exDlre* m^unday, Nov. 15 Z THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981 Page 7 I NAACP chapter THE KID seeking members By JAMES DENERY Th National Association for Wallace advises interested the Advancement of Colored students to go to one of the People chapter at James chapter meetings, which are Madison University began its Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. in membership drive Nov. 3, Burruss Hall, room 414. according to Andre Wallace, Wallace said the chapter chapter president "really needs self-motivated Wallace, who became people." president this year, urges all Members of the JMU students to join the chapter. chapter join committees and "A lot of people probably report committee progress at still think the NAACP is just the Tuesday meetings. for black people, but it's not,'' Meetings are also used as a Wallace said. "It's not just for forum for new ideas and to blacks or minorities ...it's for gather feedback. everybody," he added. The chapter is having dif- NAACP members must pay ficulties attracting people dues. For college students other than blacks, Wallace under the age of 21, dues are said. "We haven't found a way $2 a year. When a student to get people other than blacks reaches 21, dues are raised to ky Carl ANDRE WALLACE is president of. the JMU chapter of the NAACP. to join," he said. $5 a year. "It's not a lot of To be an active chapter of money," Wallace said. the NAACP, a college chapter The JMU chapter began last must have 25 members. The year. The chapter worked JMU chapter hasn't had a mostly to establish itself as a membership problem, but campus organization. Wallace would like an even The group went to the larger membership. NAACP's Harrisonburg "The more members you chapter meetings last year to Let's go have the more you can do," learn how a chapter operated. Wallace said. "It was just a feeling-out Wallace would like the JMU process," Wallace said. chapter to get involved in Wallace said the NAACP community service projects and the Black Student dealing with educational Alliance are similar. Both problems, housing problems groups strive for the same Krogering and other areas. goals, but Wallace said the for the best of everything NAACP chapters usually NAACP has greater f deal with grievances, but the recognition. including the price! JMU chapter has not received Wallace said the NAACP's any complaints yet, according purpose at JMU is to "try to to Wallace. "Everybody is get rid of the prejudices on happy at Madison." Wallace both sides." i}A**********+******************** Sexmates Makes No Difference HAIRSTYUNG FOR MEN-WOMEN - CHILDREN COLOam - SrAUGNTCMrVG MAKE HAIR MATES A FAMILY AFFAIR »AWfNTMfl*TS NECESSARY .TH-E.-Hackei-SL Rolli.X Hills FIRST Of THE SEASON Sasaelaf Crater 4J3—MS* REGULAR OR UCNT 113 sin HI N. Masea ««— IM7 Stroh's 12 $099 California Bet* la Harrli.ik.rg Beer "■"•' w Navel Oranges Each 12 \ * n I \ \ i " * From The Dell Fresh Baked Apple Pie... corvmoHT IMI-THS KROGER CO. ITEMS ANO PRICES GOOD SUNOAV NOV. S THRU SATURDAY NOV. 14. 1M1 IN HARROONRURG. Wf RESERVE THE RIGHT TO IIMIT QUANTITIES. NONE SOU) TO DEALERS. ^ ADVERTISED ITEM POLICY Each of these advertised items « required to bel readily available loi sale in each Kroger Store, except as I speoficaaV noted m tjie id If we do run out crl an adveroead | item, we will offer you your choice of a comparable item. . when available, reflecting the same savings or a raincheck which will entitle you to purchase the advertised item at the | advertised price within 30 days Page 8. THE BREEZE Monday. November 9. 1981 THE BREEZE Monday, NoVltieb** 9, 1981, Page 9 -ANNOUNCEMENTS GLOP DIVERS SLAVIC SOCIETY BASKETBALL TOUR NAMKNT There will be a GLOP. The National Slavic Honor PIANO RECITAL Dl VERS meeting at' 40 pm Nov. IS*) Society will present "Russian Medieval Tickets to the Richmond CPAP Land Sea Passages. 14 E Water St All Church Architecture," a slide presen A piano recital .will be Times Dispatch Basketball Tournament performed, by JMU faculty member Pat Attend "Internships, Summer Jobs, scuba divers are welcome tation By Helen Annen.Yt * 30 p m Nov on Dec 29 and 30. are on sale at the JMU f II, mejianine room A MJrcC Free ad Br*dy at s p.m. Nov 10, Wilson Practlcumt..." a Career Planning and . athletic ticket office. Godwin Hell. Auditorium Placement on different types of prac mission through Dec 1 The cost for both nights JMU DANCE THEATRE iS ,20 Heal experience, internships, prac- t tlcums, coop, summer |obs Suggest The JMU Dane* Theatre FOREIGN FILM SERIES VISITING SCHOLARS ways of setting up experience* and Folk Ensembl* will present an In getting th* most out of them The ternational Folk Dance at I p.m. Nov 13 The foreign language WMRA FUNDRAISER The Visiting Scholars department will present "And Quiet program will present Jonathan Spenc* presentation will be held. 7| p.m. NOV and 14, Godwin 355 Fr*e admission WMRA it sponsoring Its 11. Room D, WUU. Flows The Don." a Russian film with annual fundraiser through Nov. 14 professor of history at Yale University; English subtitles, at 7 p.m. Nov. *. Called Celebration Six, the week will •t 3 p.m. Nov li, Anthony Seeoer PHYSICS SERIES Bleckwell Auditorium, Moody Hall. feature special programs In addition to Auditorium His topic will be "Com Attend "intervhrwing for Teaching Free admission. the station's regular format of mitments to Communism— Chinese Positions" workshop to be held 2 3 p.m The physics department will intellectual* in the l«0s." Nov. 11. This session will Include in present "The Great Conservation Bluegrass, |azi and classical music . WAMPLER PLAY Harrlsonburg Mayor Roy Erlckson has f*rv.*w preparation, frequent question, Principle*,•■ the third film lecture In * asked during Interviews, pott Interview series by Richard F*ym*n, at 7 p.m designated Nov U as 'IWMRA Day". "Welcome To Andromeda" PHYSICAL FITNESS WEEK follow up and an open discussion period Nov 9, wells Planltarlum. Miller Hall. will be performed at I p.m. Nov. 13. 14, Eta Sigma Gamma, the Sign up in advance. and IS. Wampler Theatre. SI.SO ad- Health Science Honorary, will be mission VISITING SCHOLAR WESLEY FOUNDATION sponsor Physical Fitness Week on For individual staff help, attend ART THERAPY campus during th* week of Nov. 1*. "C*r**r Questions." * w**k,y t*r**r The visiting Scholars The Wednesday night Bible Activities will Include a fitness trail. Panning and Plecement sttrvlc* 7l study fellowship time will feature a talk program will present Peter Bunnell. introduction to Art Therapy, Art 390 weight control program and Information P.m. Tuesdays Thhj service It designed professor of photography, Princeton E. will be offered the second semester. by Rev. Ed T*ylor of Asbury UMC on booths concerning health, nutrition and especially for und*rclas*m*n to discus, University Me will speak on "M*st*rsof Dr. Phil James will teach this class with United Methodist beliefs at *.ao p.m.. fitness. choosing a ma lor and other career Modern Photography, 1*00 1»4S" at 4 30 Jayne Holtman. a graduate Intern from student center on South Mason Street. question*. No appointment* necessary p.m. Nov. II. Room )0l. Miner Hall. Vermont College of Norwich University. flrst-com*. first served basis. Students In the arts, psychology, special SKI COURSES education, and social work are en- BIOLOGY SEMINAR Th* physical education Attend Career Planning am couraged to enroll. The class meets MW department is offering beginning. In- Placement workshop, "Getting Your 1500-1*50 and F 1SO0-1SS0. The biology department will termediate and advanced skiing classes Act Tog*th*r." to be held ll-M Announcement present • seminar on the effect of In- Special to JMU M-Th 9-11:00 pm 10% off any item The Ice Cream Factory 8 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 12 Wilson Hall FfcNt ftutartMi Miti XbMH TttMfauj Ki§ki U Potto ffi# This is the third event of this year's Fine Arts Series of the JMU School of Fine Arts and Communication. GM& Butut ft Bttf* 3.2S Tickets for JMU students, faculty and staff are free from VUtoa n MM ^ the University Program Board box office, Warren Campus Center. lMH#e4:30- 1:30 Mt General admission tickets are $4 each and are available KiMbM TMHU* Wtdmdit. IkvuUi from Charles Mathias Inc., Centerpoint Books and the WaHtSt UPB box office, WCC. For information, contact the office » Cw*iS«** of the dean at 433-6472 434-3664 ■ ; i-a - I The Starsh ] By CARL McCOLMAN the start that < is still an awes of Jefferson Starship and Eivin Bishop gave ds fine performances Saturday night in Godwin the show, the i a Hall. After the Homecoming victory, the crowd mixture of ne gr was in a festive mood, and both bands seemed Fire,' 'Save Y< Eyes') with ok m to pick up on this. Both bands played their th< hearts out for the capacity crowd. Buck Freddie, Find Your Wa ). The evening did get off to a slow start -it took ne Elvin Bishop several songs to get the audience at intervals in on their feet. At first, the bluesy rock offered The evening with Stars hip's n by Bishop and company seemed well-crafted 'F but uninspired. However, with the song 'Good and Fell in L< Bishop hit; wl is Rockin',' Bishop's tempered performance on rd lead guitar and assured stage presence began Thomas was I sings for the t. to win over the crowd. By the time of Bishop's 5a single encore - capped off by a stunning sax Thomas and t made famous >rt solo that included 'Amazing Grace' - people ! i were surging toward the stage. Even after Aging hippie Paul Kantnei nr« Bishop's hour-long set had ended, many people i-v stayed near the stage, waiting for the Starship. during 'Stairw Haunting 'Whi *( Jefferson Starship took to the stage about de 9:30, and performed for close to two hours. and old a gl wonderland, a h They began the set with a powerful rendition of 11. 'Somebody to Love.' Grace Slick proved from The evening JEFFERSON STARSHIP'S Grace Slick exchanges gestures with audience member*. '.oc Page 10, THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981 IijSide Cy4rts £& People Musicians and comedians entertain captivated crowd at JMU Revue By SANDE SNEAD category were awarded $100. The Sixth annual JMU With his comic rendition of Revue was held Wednesday what happens to a guy when night in Wilson Hall. Although his girlfriend drops him, there wasn't a great variety of Charles Webb captured the acts, all performances proved title of Most Original. His to be crowd pleasers. stand-up zzzi'j&p act was The evening was misleadingly titled, 'An Af- humorously launched by the ternoon in the Zoo.' Webb took master of ceremonies, command of the stage by Michael Marlin. Marlin commenting that the audience captivated Wilson's capacity was really wild, just like a zoo. crowd with astonishing That reminded him of a joke juggling feats natly balanced about these two hippos ... This by an endless supply of off- shaky opening was met with the-cuff jokes. While juggling groans from the audience, but everything from scarves to Webb quickly redeemed aces, Marlin inserted his own himself by interrupting his narration. One feat which own hippo joke with an ex- involved passing two balls planation of why he had been behind his back was dubbed, so down lately. He said that he "The Ole Richard M. Nixon had just been dumped by his double-cross behind the back girlfriend and he proceeded to trick,' at which point Marlin explain the pattern of post- dropped one of the balls and break-up games, One popular added, 'unsuccessfully.' game he noted is 'Hide and Marlin had more than Seek,' in which there is eye juggling and jokes in his contact from afar but the two repertoire of talent however. walk right by one another with Acting as a one-man circus an 'I don't see you' attitude. Marlin also played the ac- Another game he mentioned cordian, swallowed a flaming was called 'action-packed.' torch, and performed spec- This consists of running by performed two songs on the tacular yo-yo tricks including each other, pretending to be guitar which were par- one of his own called 'child too busy to stop and talk. ticularly appealing because of abuse.' This stunt involved Webb took his exit by their surprise endings. The dropping the yo-yo on the floor demonstrating, 'I would stop first song, 'The Scottsman' by with a loud thud following a to talk but, hey, my life is just Mike Cross was an Irish more popular move called so action-packed.' folktale about two girls who 'rocking the baby.' Twelve of Dane Bryant took the talent wonder what the Scottsman the fourteen acts in the revue prize with his piano and vocal wears under his kilt. Their were musical performances, performance of Elton John's second song was 'I've Been which did not provide for "Tiny Dancer.' Most con- Everywhere' which involved much variety. The other two ducive to his performance was the rapid recitation of various performances were stand-up that he seemed to enjoy cities. As another surprise comics who had a tough act to what he was doing. He ap- ending, they added a verse of follow with Marlin acting as peared oblivious to the actions their own to the song which master of ceremonies. - of his fingers as they danced was the reeling off of the The acts were to be judged across the keyboards with an names of area colleges in the in the categories of audience expertise unmatched by the same auctioneer fashion. This appeal, talent and originality .other musical acts. difficult act was met by a The judging committee was The act with the most favorable audience response composed of faculty members audience appeal was Ed when their final verse ended representing various Drabik and Shelly Moffett's in an unexpected, 'And here's departments. Winners in each act titled 'East.' The duo to you at JMU.' jf > ; BREEZE Monday, Novmeber 9, 1981, Page 11 "** ihas landed ■iiit i wes> of forty-two, she rowdy song that has nothing to do with drugs or iie; d singer. During politics. It is about simply having a good time f ne a well-balanced and proved a fitting end to the show eY<. ght the Sky on The concert was not. without its problems. 'ok With the Hungry Godwin s acoustics were typically awful and die, the Tiger, "Fast occasionally the songs were mixed poorly - STARSHIP'S BASS Wa ). The hit songs vocals would be lost to the rhythm guitar GUITARIST performed Is in ne* were played Excessively long bass and drum solos were Saturday night for a ning flashy enouth to generate positive crowd capacity Godwin Hall lip's moment came response, but musically were rather boring crowd. The concert's nL< 'Fooled Around Still these problems are trivial when com- opening act was the ; wl is an old Elvin pared to the energetic power of 'Light the Sky Elvin Bishop Band. as I rded it, Mickey on Fire' or the eerie majesty of 'White Rabbit' the t. Thomas now Basically, Jefferson Starship's Godwin Hall id t Saturday night performance was superb. ous >rmed the song ppie I act. ltnei were treated to lirw i-war rhetoric Photos by Whi , Grace Slick's j dedled both young hallucinogenic ning 11 Yo Nagaya rv. ' -ock Music,' a Trivia wjtdks on wild side, debuts at Elbow Room ByBv BRYAN Pnu/fiPOWELL I / w-^rw^ atwilf Most impressive was the amount of poise and The Richmond-basetT Trivia band made and im- elaborate, enjoyable drum break which seemed to go pressive Harrisonburg debut Thursday night at the discipline which the band displayed. Both guitarist John Romeo (a JMU freshman) and keyboardist on too long for the other band members and perhaw Elbow Room before a receptive, respectably-sized not long enough for the crowd. audience. Goerge Sorg showed an ability to perfectly duplicate the material they were covering-on leads What probably made the evening most successful The band offers a variety of well-chosen cover though, was the relaxed atmosphere of the 'Bow material with a sprinkling of originals. Opening with specifically-and still play with feeling. Singer Tommy Gorman was less precise, but usually han- Room* crowd and the band itself. It was, to some a catchy original titled "To Be Mine," the band extent, a partisan crowd, since Trivia has never moved fluently through such Doors material as dled vocal duties capably. Several tunes were particularly successful during played Harrisonburg before and most of the people "Love Me Two Times," "Hyacinth House," and a who knew about them were friends. Still, the group convincing rendition of "Riders On The Storm." Also the course of the evening. Lou Reed's "Take A Walk On The Wild Side" came off very well, as did the showed a lot of character and, although it is obviously featured were large quantities of such Who material premature to judge their original material, (they've as Behind Blue Eyes," "§ee Me, Feel Me," and "My Semes' "Under My Thumb" and Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze." Of the originals, a track titled only been together nine months), Thurday night's Generation," the latter used as an encore at the show is indicative of the fact that, technically at night's end. Nowhere was the most memorable. On "Wrong Impression," drummer Ray Sheldon took off on an least, Trivia is a very sharp band with an excellant musical repertiore and a lot of potential. The Ventures 1 bring 60s surf rock to JMU By BARBARA HALL with "Hawaii Five—0." Now Remember "Hawaii Five— The revival of the Ventures after ten years of anonimity, is more than interesting. It ■ 0?" Remember "Secret the Ventures are back on the Agent Man?" If so, whether has something to say for the road. And they are coming tp spirit of rock and roll. you realize it or not, you James Madison University. remember the Ventures. The Regardless of the many dif- The Ventures have made a ferent roads it takes, it always Ventures are a four-man startling comeback. Their instrumental group which seems to come back to that recent U.S. tour has received joyous, danceable sound that specialized in the surf sound a great response from both during the early sixties. Their groups like the Ventures in- newcomers and nostalgic rock spire. As stated in Billboard, popular hit "Walk, Don't lovers. The Los Angeles Run" earned two gold "It's amazing how something Times described a recent considered unhip one minute records, in 1960 and again in performance in L.A. as 'a 1964. Many music trade is touted as a breath of fresh refreshing splash of surf rock air the next." The Ventures magazines described the at its vibrant best. The group as "Most promising are indeed a breather from quartet... made the years the congested message music instrumental group of 1960." disappear with their sharp, In 1969 the group resurfaced dwells on these days. This vigorous playing." sound is pure fun. The band will be playing in the ballroom of the Warren Campus Center on Nov. 12 at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $3.50 with ID and $5 without, and may be purchased at the University Program Board office. Wednesday, October 11 Anyone interested in having —Dan Rubee at Jo's:$l a nostalgic good time will find —Robbin Thompson Band at Scotland Yard: price what they are looking for in unavailable. the Ventures. This show might Thursday, October 12 not promise to be the most sophisticated evening of rock —Empty Pockets at Jo's: $1. and roll ever featured here, —Power Play at Scotland Yard: price unavailable. but it will probably be fun- Friday. October 13 —Debris at the Other Place: $3. —Empty Pockets at Jo's: $1. —Power Play at Scotland Yard:price unavailable. The Breeze is seeking Saturday, October 14 —Debris at the Other Place: $3. feature writers * —Empty Pockets at Jo's: $1. —Power Play at Scotland Yard: price unavailable. Sunday, October is Contact Barbara Hall -Sunday Drive at the Other Place: $3 --Dennis Johnson at Jo's: $1 at 6127 j J- Page 12, THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981 UPB Activities UPCOMING Line 1(24 Houn. Dtyli UNIVERSITY EVENTS 433-6604 PROGRAM BCURD JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY CHARLES PROGRAM BOARD & SKI CLUB PRESENT TOWN woes Ifik ^ RACES Smu§$l$&Notcf] 1981 ^ KJ SJ Jefferaonvllle, Vermont 05464 $ 156.50Includes January 2-7 $15.00 — lodging in slopeside condominiums skiing on 3 mountains includes transportation, admission special parties and dinner -live bands in The Village sign Up Ii. UPB Office Stop by UPB office for further information THE VENTURES CHARLIE DANIELS The Ventures have been the bestselling BAND rock-pop instrumental group in the world!! November 22 8:00 pm Have sold over 55 million Albums Godwin Hall Walk Don't Run, Hawaii Five-O, $9.00 w/ID Wipe Out, are among their many hits!! $10.00 guest November 12 8:00 WCC Ballroom $5.00 public $3.50 w/ID Tickets now on sale FREELEIS!!!! Tickets are now on sale Nov. 9 UPB office 11-4 « v November 13,14 7:30,10:00 G/S Theater Sheer Terror November 10,11 JACK NICHOLSON SKLLEY DUVALi THESHINING KONG 7:30, 10:00 STANLEY KUBWCK s WANE JOHNSON G/S Theater STANLEYKimCK THMmanica w Dukes snap losing streak, 20-7 Norwood's 51-yard kick decisive against Tlgirs By IAN KATZ The month of October was nothing less than nightmarish for the lames Madison University football team. Untimely errors and unlucky breaks brought cries that the team faced a schedule too tough for its own good. Saturday, in their first November contest after five consecutive October losses, the Dukes turned the cries into cheers as they captured their 1981 Homecoming game by defeating Towson State University 20-7 at Madison Stadium. The Tiger's loss snapped their four-game winning streak Scott Norwood's two field goals and Chuck May's 125 yards rushing in the second half paved the way for the hungry Dukes "We didn't hurt ourselves like we had been," said Coach Challace McMillin. Indeed, the game showed a role-reversal for the Dukes, who had been playing mistake ridden football of late. JMU was opportunistic against the Tigers, who helped the Dukes, by committing several costly blunders in critical situations. The turning point of what had been a generally uneventful contest came with 37 seconds remaining in the third quarter and the score tied at 7-7. Norwood used the wind to his advantage and booted a 51-yard field goal, tying his previous school record. "Scott's kick ignited the kids," McMillin commented. "Yeah, I think we played much better after my field goal," admitted Norwood. "Think of the situation. The score is deadlocked. If I miss, we give them good field position. When I made it, the momentum seemed to turn with us and playing with emotion is very important." The Dukes showed this on their very next offensive possession Starting from their own 20, JMU executed a 10 play, 80-yard touchdown drive in which it used up over four minutes by running straight at the Tigers. All 10 of the plays were running plays, highlighted by Bowies' exciting 22-yard sprint to the Towson State 44. Bowles and May were the dominant figures in the drive, which was capped by Bowles' nine-yard touchdown run with 10:11 remaining. Trailing 17-7, Towson State was under pressure to score quickly, but JMU's defense rose up to stop the Tigers. On its next possession, Towson State held the ball for nearly two minutes, failing to gain a first down when Kirchoff was stopped for flo gain on a third and one situation atthe Tigers 29. The Dukes got the ball back, and with one play killed any chances of a Towson State comeback. May took a handoff from Bowles and headed to bis right. After gaining nearly 15 yards, May cut back to his left and tore 71 yards to the Towson State seven-yard line. Four plays later, Norwood kicked a 25-yard field goal to give the Dukes a 20-7 lead and insure the victory. With five minutes remaining Towson State appeared unorganized, but it was the JMU defense that created the Tigers' poor execution. Minutes after the victory, McMillin was obviously relieved that the streak had ended. "I feel a heck of a lot better than I have for the last five or sue weeks," he said. ^This was our best total team effort of the season." McMillin also praised the attitude of his team. 'They practice very hard. They came out each Monday after those losses and kept working harder and harder." Soccer team loses; Vanderwarker irate By DANNY FINNEGAN and expect to win." After a 2-1 loss to Towson Vanderwarker said the State University Sunday af- Dukes had only four intense ternoon in Madison Stadium, players against Towson State James Madison University — goalkeeper Jim Edwards, soccer coach Bob Van- sweeper Jeff Brown, mid- derwarker accused his team fielder George Ackerman and of not havng the intensity and wing Casey Stemper. desire needed to win. "It's hard to win with just "We don't want to win," four players," said Van- said Vanderwarker. "We just derwarker BRYAN MOORE (top) rushed for 73 yards and scored a touchdown in the Dukes' 2f-7 Homecoming can't expect to play five win over Towson State. Moore's touchdown was Us seventh this year and he needs two more It tie "It isn't that I don't have 11 the school record for most scored In n season. Pncky Turner (bottom) prepares to make a recep- minutes of a 90 minute game See SOCCER, page 15 tion. Page 14, THi;BREEZE Monday. November 9, 1981 Lo$e to Wiiiam & Mary, beat Virgin™ Duchesses By STEVE LOCKARD In the first game they hit the ball hard and Last Friday, the James Madison University we killed them," explained Novinc. "Then women's volleyball team split matches with they started dinking the ball and we couldn't the University of Virginia and the College of adjust." William and Mary. It was the fourth time this year the The Duchesses lost to William and Mary (1- Duchesses have lost to William and Mary. 15,15-13.15-7) before beating Virginia (15-3,15- JMU rebounded against Virginia, winning in 8). two games. The Duchesses finished the Against William and Mary, JMU looked like Virginia AIAW regular season with a 4-1 two different teams. In the first game, the record. The team is 28-17 overall. Duchesses dominated, winning 15-1. Despite the easy victory over Virginia, The second game was much closer with the . Novinc still wasn't satisfied. "We're still not lead changing hands a number of times. JMU moving like we should be," said Novinc. built up a 5-1 lead behind the strong net play of One bright spot for JMU was the play of Val Martel, Heather Hillard and Sheila freshman Shelia Chittams. "Sheila has played Chittams. William and Mary battled back to very well for us," stated Novinc. "She has a lot take the lead 9-8 and went on to win 15-13. of raw talent and she's gonna be an excellent In the third and deciding game, it was all player." William and Mary as it won 15-7. JMU coach The Duchesses will host Radford tomorrow Judy Novinc attributed the team's downfall to at 7 p.m. in game that will be played at William and Mary's change in hitting Godwin Hall. as they prepare to defend technique. their VAIAW title next weekend. Runners take third at regional event; earn trip to AIA W national tourney By STEVE NORTH The third place finish earns Chanley had been doing a Freshman Chanley the Duchesses a trip to next good job for us all season, I'm Bregman finished second to week's AIAW National not surprised by her second lead James Madison championships to be held at place finish," said Harris. University's women's cross Idaho State University. country team to a third place Richmond's Jo White won JMU's other finishers were finish in last weekend's AIAW the individual championship LeAnn Buntrock, ninth with a Regional II Championship with a time of 15:54.4. time of 17:42; Susie Ker- held at George Mason Bregman finished the three cheval, 17th in 18:05.6; Cindy University. mile course in 17:24. Slagle 25th in 18:21.9; Diane Virginia Tech won the "We were confident that we Kirchhoff, 27th in 18:26.3; championship with 43 points, could finish near the top,", Susan Broaddus, 29th in 18:27.1; and Debbie Holden, JMU'S WOMEN'S volleyball team gained a split In two matches while Richmond finished said assistant coach Gwen it played here last Friday. The Duchesses lost to William and second with 55 points. The Harris. Harris added, "I am 34th in 18:38.2. Mary for the fourth time this season, but rebounded to beat Duchesses finished with 80 real pleased with the way Host George Mason finished fourth with 84 points Virginia. points. things turned out. 5SSSSSSSS8SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS) BRANDING IRON 7T Home of the Mechanical Bull ATTENTION: All you JMU Cowboys !!! come on down to the Branding Iron and Ride the "Bull" BULL RIDES % PRICE EVERY Weds. 1.00 - This Weeks Bands 11 Nov. Night train 12 Nov. Massanutten 13 Nov. Natural fact The Branding Iron 14 Nov. Lone Star Express where the Wild West 15 Nov. David Hott still lives Specials: M-Th 12-2 Sun 4-8 Register Now for the Rodeo! HOURS: 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Mon., Tues., Wed. 153 South Main Street 11 a.m. - 1 a.m. Thurs., Fri., Sat Harrisonburg,. Virginia 4 p.m. -12 p.m. Sin. 433-3344 • I v THE BREEZE Monday, November 9,1981, Page 15 * Soccer ? (Continued from page 13) Most of the Dukes op- the Dukes within one and gave his first score of the year. good players, I do," continued portunities came in the last new life to the team. Sokolis then crossed the ball Just before and after to Don Haasen, who headed Vanderwarker. "But, in any few minutes of the game, the With about five minutes Brunner's score, JMU had athletic event, you have to five of the 90 minutes Van- remaining in the game, the pass into the net to put good chances. Brown almost Towson State up 2-0. want to win. derwarker was pleased with. Brunner took a corner kick, scored on a 30-yard free kick "We are not playing with The Dukes' late surge, sending it into the goal mouth. It was White, along with Joe just before the goal, and Bennett and Guolo, who shut the intensity needed to win, we which came at a time when JMU's Tony Farrell con- Ackerman and Scott Stewart aren't taking shots, and we they trailed 2-0. The period trolled the ball and passed the JMU offense down. The just missed goals after physical play of Bennett and aren't taking full advantage of was highlighted by Billy back to Brunner, who beat Brunner's score. our opportunities." Brunner's goal, which brought Tiger goalie Marry Guolo for White and the aggressiveness The rest of the game was of Guolo that kept the Dukes even or controlled by the off the scoreboard. Tigers, who outshot JMU, 14- Brunner said of White and 12. Bennett, "They weren't Towson State finally got on hacks, they were just good the scoreboard 35 minutes into physical players." the second half when back The win pushes the Tigers Ray Merryman carried the over the .500 mark (9-8-0), Tke Body Sbob ball down the left wing and while JMU falls to 4-8-1. The Th« PurpU Building On Th» Court Square crossed. Brown got a foot on Dukes now have one game 2 North Main St., Marrlionburg the cross, but the ball went to remaining, against the Op»n Thursday and Friday Night, til 9 p.m. ' Tom LaHatte, who rifled -a University of Baltimore, Opan Dally 10 a.m. to 5 a.m. shot past Edwards from. 15 Tuesday in Madison Stadium Master Chora* ami VIM yards., at 2 p.m. Then, with nine minutes to "The lack of motivation go in the game and Towson puzzles me," said Van- Just Arrived State in control, especially in derwarker. the middle, Tiger back Kevin "I don't think there is a Satin & Denim Ladies White stole the ball on a JMU more intense coach than me. I break and fed Chris Sokilis don't know how I will get them Harem Pants Ocean Pacific with a long pass down the left motivated for Tuesday, but wing. I'll find a way." Denim & Corduroy Ski Sweaters Knickers & Say if with feeling... Vests Levi's Personals in Straight Leg Jeans THE BREEZE & Corduroys 14.95 Deadlines: 2&0 Tuesday and Friday $100 for 50 words EVERYONE SHOULD BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. ■ ■■w3 AN EVENING WITH JOHN STEVE PRINE & GOODMAN SATURDAY. NOV. 14, 1981. 8 PM. AT EXPOLAND BELIEVE IXL HAVE ANOTHER F1SHERSVILLE. VIRGINIA TICKETS: »8.00 TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER ,h*l" — AMI SUPPOSEDmitt-som I'MSKXTOBMM Classifieds "wm UNIVERSITY AWARD CEREMONY, ONCE AGAIN, T GET TV OH, STOP SPEND MY EVERY WWNS WHINING, F0RWBECAUSE YOU'RE A ■ a/ffiY OF mum HOW 11:30, TRUSTEESMEETIN6, V-30, "urn- TOUGH LIFE 6 AT For Sale HOUR WITHBORINGOLD FOR PHI'S COLLEGE PRESIDENT? GIVE ME UNDER FACULTY MEETING,4-O0, ALUMNI AdttAK'.wommm f ASSOCIATION; 6-30,STUDENT RADIO GRADS.BEWGERENT SAKE', 1 BEIN6 A SECRETARYi. FOR SALE: Nylon Classical - INTERVIEW.." MY OOP, TE/O^RS, ARROGANT RIDS.. Guitar $40 or offer, Call 434- (WHAT A 8604. *' "f DAY! FOR SALE: Surplus Jeep. $3094 sold for $33. Call 602-941- 8014 ext. 8290 for info on buying. FOR SALE: Female Housing Contract. Contact Arlene Davis. Phone 4274 or write Box 1067. For Rent ff 5 ASPEaALHONORRXMZTD PRE- TO 6E0R6E C0N600N, THIS UNIVERSITY SERIOUSLY, GEORGE HAS SOME- HA! GEORGE, fTD BE HOUSE FOR RENT: Sublet SENT THE UNIVERSITY MEM. WAY TO AND THIS PRESIDENT HAVE OFTEN ii.r THING EVERY UNIVERSITY NICE IF WB COULD cabin in Rawley Springs from GEOfGBP.CONGPONM. IN EVERY RE- TURNED FOR COUNSEL, INSPIRATION, HA! LOOKS FOR IN A LOYAL GET THROUGH THIS Dec. to June perfect for 1 or 2 i SPECT, HE IS A MOST UJORJHY ' LEADERSHIP.. ' ALUMNUS.. WITH SOME DIGNITY. '' persons. $200 per month. / RECIPIENT.. EI6HTMILU0N 0. SORRY, Contact Vincent Day, Box ANDANEW BUCKS AND A FIEWHOUSE! mew. 1272. THIS I GOTTA BADHEARJ! CARRYON! HEAR! \ \ APARTMENT SPACE FOR v RENT: Three bedrooms available for Spring semester. Large kitchen and living room with fireplace, only one block from campus. 110 per month and electricity. Males or females, non-smokers please. Call M.K. 433-3836. w (ft ^ &&fm4m~ APARTMENT AVAILABLE: Beginning second semester (or sooner): one mile from .. AND JM PLEASED WREP0RTTO THE THERE IS AS WELL A NEW ACADEMIC IN SHORT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A YEAH.KJNG.HOW I'LLHAVETO campus; furnished; one TRtmeSTHATTHANieTUOURNEU PROSPERITY. RIGOROUS CURRCULUM RE- MOST GRATIFYING PICTURE. I'D BE COMETHETEAMS GET BACK TO bedroom; kitchenette; study; COST-CUWN6MEASURES, THEUNtVERSITY cummsHAVEBEENREINSTATBI.WCH HAPPY TO ENTERTAIN ANY QUESTIONS BEEN PLAYING Y0U0NTHA1, females preferred; $225 per 1 IS FINALLY BACKON SOLID FINANCIAL ERS ARE TEACHING, SJUDBIB ARE 5TLWY- YOU MIGHT HAVB NOW. UKEABUNCH / PHIL. month with all utilities except -7 GROUND! IN6, LIBRARIES.*^/ 0FSICKNUNS' electricity. Contact 434-8096. AREFILLEDTD CAPACITY! "£«■ THE GREEN PARROT: Bedroom with fireplace and private entrance in large house. Gas heat, parking, washer and dryer, good location. $105 per month. Call 433-3448. Wanted WANTED: Anyone interested in participating in a sign language performing group. There will be an introductory meeting Nov. 18 at 7:00 in room 127 of the Education Building. Experience preferred but not required. Start#OiwCampu8 by Pat Butters, Paul Doherty Help Wanted WANT A WINTER OF FUN? /WHAT'S Now accepting applications THIS m for ski instructors and ap- STOFF? prentice instructors. Positions available for part-time em- ployment nights and week- ends. Come ski with the Pro's. Contact Ski School Director, Massanutten Village, 289-9441. OVERSEAS JOBS: Summer and year round. Europe, S. America, Australia, Asia. All fields. $500-1200 monthly. Sightseeing. Free info. Write UC Box 52-VA-4 Corona Del Mar. CA 92625 Services PROFFESIONAL TYPING SERVICE: Both pica and elite on self-correcting typewriter. Call Mary Lou Glick, 879-9962. Campus Quo by Biula Dubill, Barb Schufelt EXPERT TYPIST: Secretary working on campus mornings will do typing afternoons and evenings, elite type, paper included, $1.00 per page. Call 434-7508 after 1:30 p.m. ELECTRONIC EARRING AND PIN: Hot, red Love Lite comes complete with a mini- battery. Guaranteed to lite up your nite life. Send $6.00 for one or $10.00 for two to: TRADING, Box 1007-A, Warwick, R.I. 02888. THE BREEZE Monday, November 9, 1981, Page 17 Personals by Bryan Gallagher WILD WOMAN HARRIS: •'Here we are'* on your bir- thday and I sure hope you have a great day!! I promise not to throw (green) jello at you, short-sheet your bed, or play my jazz albums today. And I won't even say a word if you want to listen to Rick James all day. Yes, "(hat's the way it is!" Love, your Looney housemate. (If things get too tough, we can still be pool cleaners!) X wjf T*k«N &»pfiv« and was broujkt b«for« AniMui IN his TO THE WIMP: Who proved Ck»/v>btr... his masculinity by pushing my motorcycle over last Thur- sday night. When I find you I will cut you into a thousand pieces. Name the time and Morbid Comics by Dave McConnell, Scott McClelland place! Manson from AXP r ROBBIN THOMPSON AT SCOTLAND YARD: Tickets available at TKE House rooms 204,105,207 or call 7431, 7459, 7462 or in Greek office Wednesday. Only $3 each. Buy early as they may not last. 3RD FLOOR WINE-PRICE: All I can say is I love you all! Thanks for giving me such a happy day.AMY DOC DEAN: Your cure sounds great-but how do I know it's you? Tell me the story behind your blue shirt so I'll know you're really my Doc PATIENT Foster Dog by Lance Foster DEAR PENNY: Here it is. Happy Birthday! I love you more than anything h> the whole world and I'll see you this afternoon. Love, SWP NORA: Maybe it was your charm, your wit, your beauty, or just your sex appeal that snagged Joe, but however you did it we're happy for you. Congratulations on your engagement! Good luck and we're looking forward to your "bridal shower". With love, LAURA and MARY DO YOU WANT TO GET EE - A "semi-intense" TO LEASE-RENT OUT:As HIGH? Go skydiving spon- weekend, indeed. Let's do I sit up here at the Breeze sored by the Madison Outing many more. ; office, I think logically it is Club. First jump class VT: "just when you least irrelevant but emotionally it Break On Thru by Mark Legan planned for Nov. 12- $30, first expect it..." isn't. If you can follow jump Nov. 14-15. Interested? that... Anyway, thanks for Contact Patti phone 4551 Box BAGS: Thanks again for the always listening when I need 405 or Michael phone 5364 Box to speak out the most BARB 241. hospitality. DRUGS: Hope you can take a BSP: No more talk until I can TO MY OCEANOGRAPHY break from all that work soon. deliver. SCOPE:I'm really glad I met You're terrific- from good you and your gorgeous eyes stock too. Ready too run? Oh, finally. Thank you Lisa Peele. go to bed. Love, MUFFY. ME: Thanks for the back rub. A SHORT BLONDE It was worth the trip in itself, ARE YOU DISSATISFIED and God bless Leo Fender — BUTCH: WITH YOUR PRESENT F.F.E. Thanks an awful lot! LIFESTYLE? If so call and JEFF AND MARY let's talk about it. Julie-4072, FOR THE OTHER HALF OF Linda-5179, Debbie-5686, Paul THE SKY: RON PECH and SUSAN 4437, or Chris-433-3555. Who's mad at their H.How's London? Miss boyfriends? Not you I hope. I ya.Pat. POODER: This stuff makes love you now and forever. me crazy sometimes. I'm glad THE WALRUS GOMER(You nice I.have your love to keep me guy)KEITH.THE RULE.THE sane PIE BRB: Nobody does it better WALL( Sorry I embarassed you, Wally),BEAVER.I can't WANT TO LEARN TO SKI ... baby you're the best! live with you bums BETTER? Happy 22nd Birthday. FIRST AMERICAN P. anymore. You're too Register for JMU's ski class messy.MAXIM'S at Massanutten. Beginning AUDIENCE: You all were (PE 131), intermediate Student manager welcomes comments To the editor: allows Dukes Grill to serve I am writing in reference to more people in less time since Karen Wallace's editorial we are prepared to sell a large titled "Dukes Grill: Slow, quantity of these meals. Unappetizing," in the Oct. 20 The fact is that we cannot issue of The Breeze Because expand Dukes Grill any of my position at Dukes Grill, further. There is not room for student manager in charge of another drink machine of cash student personnel, one might register. I, too, would feel that my opinion would be welcome more space biased. Granted, that may be throughout Dukes. But the so, but at the same time, lack of space is not common Dukes Grill appreciated because of my position I am only at Dukes Grill. It is very able to offer information and apparent in Gibbons Dining To the editor: insight into Dukes Grill's Hall. The actual food service which Wallace described as-a wobbly two-person tables Is there another Dukes Grill lesson in aggressiveness and operation. facilities are primarily the I don't know about? have managed to escape being same as they were five years rudeness, has never seemed to overturned as long as a little We are designed to be a I began to ponder that me to involve more than a restaurant with an assortment ago. Perhaps if enough question as I read Karen coordination is involved. students became concerned little side-stepping around The food offered at Dukes of foods to be served to the Wallace's stinging editorial in people getting soft drinks or customer as quickly as and make it known, something the Oct. 26 issue of The should not be faulted, either. may change. pretzels. Although I have not had the possible. Perhaps the food and Breeze. Apparently, Wallace its quality are r.ot appealing to As for any unsatisfactory opportunity to sample all the food items at Dukes, any time has seen Dukes Grill under far As for the atmosphere of items the Grill offers, what I you, but it certainly appeals to different circumstances than I Dukes, there is nothing really many people. That one has to a customer receives an un- have. Of course, being a lowly have eaten (including the satisfactory product at Dukes objectionable. The smell of maligned hamburgers) was stand in line at Dukes on any freshman, I have not yet had stale beer, cigarette smoke, given day or evening, during Grill, we will be happy to satisfactory. For a "fast food" replace it. Simply bring it time to become thoroughly and burnt popcorn has been type of place, it manages the week as well as on acquainted with all that Dukes noticable only occasionally. weekends, is an indication of back to the cashier. pretty well. In addition, As for the need for more offers, but in the two months i Also, if the type of music being there's always yogurt, fresh our popularity. have been here I've found churned out by the jukebox is One might say that such comfortable chairs and fruit and salad, and what can sturdier booms, many of the little to complain about not appreciated by a they do wrong those? lines are an indication of regarding Dukes. customer, he or she simply unorganization; however, this booths were reinforced this Not once have I seen Dukes has to take a seat at one of the is unlikely. I am proud of both past summer and some of the Admittedly, Dukes Grill is upholstery was replaced. in the state of confusion that further booths where the not perfect, but it does not the quality of employees Wallace described. True, music is less audible. working at Dukes Grill and I appreciate comments deserve to be so heavily concerning organization and there is often a long line of Concerning the remodeling criticized. After all, it suc- the training they receive to students waiting for their hot of Dukes, Wallace seems to be work in a system I feel is most procedure of ordering, and I cessfully serves its purpose as will take them into con- orders which requires a fair asking for a little too much. being one of several alter- effective. (though not necessarily an How practical would it be Various ways of moving the sideration. I hope I have been natives ot eating in D Hall able to offer insight into the enormous) .amount of having Dukes carpeted when And considering that many largest number of people patience and the absence of a the threat of having ketchup, throught the serving line as questions raised by Karen universities do not even offer Wallace. I would appreciate class beginning in the next cokes and other miscellaneous an alternative to their quickly as possible have been half hour, but nobody seems to items splattered across it tried. Three years ago we receiv ing more feedback cafeteria fare, I would think concerning Dukes- Grill and be stampeding over anyone constantly is so greet?. And that JMU students should be introduced a special meal else in an attempt to grab a sturdier booths? The ones I've which would allow students to how we may best serve our complimenting Dukes instead customers. desired item. Even ap- sat in haven't moved from of complaining about it receive a complete meal on proaching the cash registers. under me, and even the Brenda Biondo his or her I.D. This system Les Layman Vietnam To the editor: periences serving the United States probably would have still been out This letter is in response to Sgt. soldiers are taught to follow orders in Vietnam. doing nothing." and not administer personal foreign Ted Goebel's interesting remarks in Sgt. Goebel reveals to us that for Golly, Sergeant, maybe the black the "Yes, I had to kill people" ar- policy. many men Vietnam was probably kid from Norfolk who had his brains Sergeant, as you found out a long ticle in the Nov. 5 issue of The the best thing that ever happened to Breeze. blown out in '63 would have been out time before I, the world is not a nice them. That's right, Sarg, a twenty- doing the same old "nothing" after place. I'm sure glad you are on my Sgt. Goebel is seemingly the two-year-old without a Southeast Saigon fell. So what? Sgt. Goebel, courageous soldier and gentleman side because I know the other side Asian war is like a cork screw can you maybe tell me what "doing has got people just as chronic as you our armed forces are so desperately without a bean bag! nothing" means? looking for. are on theirs. Our position in Vietnam consisted I have just one question: At what Unfortunately, I must award Sgt. Sgt. Goebel cleverly informs us of taking socio-political police ac- Goebel with the ageless "U.S. Army point in your life did you decide that that "many of them (draftees) tion. the guy "out doing nothing" was a Boot-for-a-Brain-Award" for his would have just been sitting around Whether we even belonged there vindicable casualty? infamous and insightful statements here not doing anything" and "If seems to be of no concern to Sgt. • concerning his thoughts and ex- You scare me. they hadn't gone to Vietnam, they Goebel. Granted, professional Jim Scarborough • • , .•*'• '•■ Page 20. THE BICKr/l Monday. November 9, 19H1 ews ■i Jazzbo McMann Concert proceeds benefit area's needy people Blue Ridge Area Food Bank P^MJTO by j»nnif»r By MARTHA STEVENS tax write-off by donating goods to a banks gives the organizations "better membership cards to shop there. A benefit concert for The Blue non-profit organization volume and better food choice" We ask that they pay ten cents per Ridge Area Food Bank was sponsored "There is still work to be done and pound a> a share contribution, but it by The Other Place on Sunday night. "We're getting one ton of turkey .we still need donations." he said, breasts from Marval Poulty Com- they can't afford it, then they don't The evening concert featured three adding. "We" hope to be distributing [jay. .he said. The--food bank's pur- Washington, DC area bands — The pany, ' he added "Morton Foods in and receiving food by the first of Crozet is also donating food to us. pose is not to make money, but to feed Dixie Roadducks, The Harvey Dalton.... December hungry: people, he said. A secondary Arnold RapH .inri Jazzbo.McMann "One ton of turkey is a lot," he said i—'.'When we do. gt:t the food, il will nut smiling ;We may send some to one of purpose is to eliminate the 20 percent . The proceeds will go to the area's he given lo individuals We go tn of the country ywastedfood so that it needy people, according to Howard the other banks 'in the state) in ex agencies, such as the Salvation Army change for an extra shipment of can be redirected to feed the hungry Houghton. area coordinator for the or any other non-profit organization, people something they have" Houghton and orient them." Houghton said He food bank. The food bank is now collecting explained that this trading with other added thai the agencies are issued The food bank, which was formed various donated goods, such as Aug 1 is a non-profit organization that refrigerators, paint and office sup- collects, stores and distributes food to plies to prepare for the distribution area people, according to Houghton, Volunteers from the community are who is also a member of the bank's 15- assisting the bank. Houghton said he member Board of Directors. had contacted some student Houghton has been involved in organizations for volunteer aid. nutritional programs and aiding the "It's a community-type thing." he poor people for about six years. said, adding that the community has "The idea 'for the banki has been been responsive. "We've had good around a while." he said. He cited the success mostly because people know St. Mary's Food Bank in Phoenix. it is for a good cause." Despite the Arizona, which started in 1965. "Some success, Houghton believes it will guy took the extra vegetables from a take the food bank some time to local farmer's field and distributed establish itself, but meanwhile it does them to the poor kids in the area." serve to curb some economic- Today, several hundred food banks pressures. are part of a national network called Houghton added that idea for the Second Harvest The Blue Ridge bank benefit concert had been around since was recently accepted, according to July He had talked to a fellow James Houghton. who added that the Madison University alumni. Jay members of the network must met Nedry, who is the drummer for The certain criteria for acceptance. Dixie^oadducks Then he contacted 'There must be a warehouse for Roger Canevet, who is a part-owner of distribution and certain types of food The Other Place, about the benefit must be available before a bank can concert be accepted," he said. "I wanted to be here for TheStaunton-based food bank is the Homecoming and .the band was fifth one in the state, and it serves 18 playing here anyway, so I contacted counties that have a larger the other two bands and we set up the geographic area than the state of concert," Nedry explained Massachusetts, according to Paul I lock, owner of Blue Mountain Houghton. The other banks are Records, one location where- tickets located in Washington, D.C., could IR> purchased, thought the Roanoke, Richmond and Virginia concert was a good idea Beach. "I'd like to do it again The type of Area merchants supply the ■- hands are good for a walk-up. but not warehouse with donated goods. "We for advance tickets and (he crowd is are in the process of soliciting local sure to be good," he said wholesale food merchants for con- "If it's successful, it's possible it tributions," Houghton said. He noted could become an annual Homecoming that many of the merchants can gefa concert," Houghton added