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~~ ~ I - from Vol, 032 Oct 16, 2008 the editor 4 From the Editor by Bob Dineen 10 Gab Grooves by Jimmy R,Smith 14 Going to Church by Peter Ethan Howdy, Gabbers"" Okay, quick question: Who regularly visits 17 0 M Blog by Gigo Bytes ManHunt? C'mon, be honest.i.l won't tell anyone, Go on, raise your hands" .one. two, 20 Gab & Groan by Sebastian Venable three, four, five", .slx-hundred fifty-two", .three thousand, nine-hundred twenty-six" .okov I 26 We Asked .., by Benjamin Nelson get the picture, Lots of you visit ManHunt, 31 Surviving Ike Galveston's 3rd Coast Well, since I'm obviously speaking to a signifi- cant majority, you'll probably recognize the 35 Gab Bag Out & About in Texas couple on our cover this week - the first cou- ple, by the way, ever to be featured on Man- 41 Scopes Hunt's login page, The duo is a military cou- ple from right here in the Lone Star state who met while in the navy, serving Iraq, They've 43 Gab Guide Find yo stuff! been together for two years now, and have lots to say about gays in the military and "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" - the ridiculous policy enacted during the Clinton administration to deal with the growing number of our troops that won't be featured on Lifetime's Army Wives, They're hot, they're smart and they're definitely opinionated - and we are pleased as a platoon to have them on our cover", sort of an early Veteran's Day present! In addition to two guys that definitely fulfill all of our uniform fantasies, we've also got our usual selection of features that let you know just what's going on around the world and around the corner - including Sebastian Ve- nable's final (we hope) commentary on the November 4th preslderrtlol election! As always, I hope this issue finds you all well and happy" .ond finally dried-out from Ike! Until nextwejk" .stov gabby! Don't you wish that we could show the rest of this photo? :) Keep voting Republican and soon enough you won't even be allowed to THINK about it! Page 6 Obama'08 BarackObama.com 1. Georgie Porgie "Can YouFeel That Sound" 2. Tami Chynn "Frozen" 3. Twisted Dee "Kung Fu Me" 4. Hillary Duff "Reach Out" 5. Brandy "Right Here" 6. Cube Guys "Baba O'Riley" 7. Brian Anthony "Worked Up" 8. Ultra Nate "Twisted" 9. Sir Ivan "For what its Worth" 10. Dave Aude "Grass is Greener" 3109 Knox Street Ste 214 Dallas. Texas 75205 www.gabweekly.com 214,559,3422 PUBLISHED BY Gab Media Co, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Bob Dineen bob@gabweekly,com 214.957,1847 MARKETING Entertainment Editor DFW Bureau Chief Jimmy R.Smith [email protected] 201,362.7737 VIRTUAL MARKETING DESIGN SPECIALIST John Carroll 210,693,6628 john@gabweekly,com HOUSTON BUREAU CHIEF Hector Mann houston@gabweekly,com SAN ANTONIO BUREAU CHIEF Skip Bromfeld 210,693.6628 skip@gabweekly,com AUSTIN BUREAU CHIEF Garry Holley 512-291-1563 garry@gabweekly,com CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS Andrew Kyle Brett Vander CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Robert Stahl Mera Tucker Rocco Castellano Nicholas Chui Harry Frank Towers PRODUCTION ASSOCIATE Patrick McReynolds @ Gab Media co, All Rights Reserved All original articles. artwork and photography In Gab Weekly Is the property of Gab Media Co, and cannot be reproduced with- out prior written consent, The views expressed in editorial content do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher or the staff, Publication of the name or Image of any person or organization Is not an Indication or reflection upon that person' s sexual orienta- tion or the views of the organization, Page 12 ~~ ~cU!it!m~c~ 1i>1. ., ,K";j.....-cooq,. -0:- <:' to include images of a visible penis line Somuch for cross-bordersupport, eh? ~o";'·~ -===== ..~..-~. ~ (VPL)with reportage about the meltdown on WallStreet. 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Featuring sec- blurbberry is yet another tions such as one of those sites that lay News, Opinion, claim to being your one- Gossip, Movies, stop viewing place for all Arts, Trends,Sex- things queer - queer, ac- ology, Body and cording to the creators Queerish, blurb- of the site, being unique, berry really does fringe, progressive,different, cover it all. and better, lying on the outskirts does it inan easy- of modern life and shifting to-read and slrn- .., modern life. ple-to-navigate style that relies blurbberry is a queer fla- more on con- vored online magazine, tent than it does packed with multiple daily on graphic de- news reports, in-depth dis- sign - something cussions of events and that truly setsthe snapshots into all things site apart from that fall far from the typi- its competitors, cal path. Frombrief reports most of whom and queer-themed picture' seem compelled Page 18 Page 19 o Sidelined by diarrhea? 0 HIV-positive? 0 At Least 18 years of age? If so,you may be eligible to participate in our clinical study. We are testing an investigational medicine that may help control HIV-associated Diarrhea and get you back in the game. For more information, visit www.adventstudy.com For Navy officers, Albert and Robert, being in trouble or scrutinized. gay at sea wasn't quite the fantasy porn icon Chi Chi LaRue made it out to be. But Were there a lot of guys in a similar situation while these guys couldn't exactly swab as yours? each other's poop decks in the galley, they could fall in love. And they did. So what was Robert: Are you kidding me? The military has the next step for our two sexy veterans? Take more homosexuals than society would like to it all off for OntheHUNT.com and show the believe. rest of the world just how hot it is when sailors ride the stern. We chatted with them about Albert: There's always a place to go to hang growing up in Texas,the upcoming election out with the rest of the gay community, to let and what Jeremy Hall is like in the sack. off some steam and enjoy the company of those who deal with the same thing on a daily basis while in the military. With the election ap- proaching, many LGBT people fear disaster. What do you think 2009 holds for us? Albert: I think 2009 has the potential to have some positive outcomes for the gay community. Will there be big changes? Probably not, but any change is a good thing. You're both from Texas. What was it like grow- ing up gay here? If McCain becomes PreSident, how do you think that will affect gays in the military? Albert: It's tough to be gay in Texas. I don't think I really accepted being gay until I was Albert: If Senator McCain becomes Presi- finally on my own and in the military. dent I don't feel the military will change one bit. The mentality that a homosexual How did you two first meet? shouldn't be allowed to do the jobs of those Robert: We first met in the service. who happen to be heterosexual will not Albert: We started talking a little bit and then change anytime soon. started hanging out. One thing led to anoth- er and two years later, we're still together. What about Obama? What was it like being gay in the Navy? Was Albert: I would have to say the same thing "Don't ask.