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Loekhart, 204 Careless Content . yd^iii Byrom, 123 Case Altered (The) . 260 Cataract of Lodore (The) , Robert Sotithey, 127 Chameleon (The) yallies Merrick, 134 Church and State Thomas Moore, 441 Citizen and the Thieves (The) 269 Cold Water 312 Collegian and the Porter (The) y. R. Piauche, 272 Come to the Maypole 57 Comic Miseries . , yohu G. Saxe, 417 1 CONTENTS. PAGE Concerning Sisters-in-Law Conjurer Cozened Samuel Rmvlands, Contentment O. W. Holmes, 350 Country Squire (The) Yriarte, 73 Court of Aldermen (The) . 457 Critic (The) . Epes Sargent, 380 Dead Alive (The) . Beranger, . 99 Declaration (The) N. P. Willis, 347 Delia's Pocket Handkerchief, Robert Southey, 368 DevU's Walk (The) . Richard Porson. 26 Devonshire Lane (The) 221 Doctor Lobster y. R. Lowell, 212 Donkey and his Panniers (The) Thomas Moore, 116 Double Transformation (The) Oliver Goldsmith 187 Drunkard's Conceit (The) 48 Duke and the Tinker (The) 370 Elegy on Madame Blaize, . Oliver Goldsmith, 300 Elessde .... 184 Epitaph (An), or Punning Run Mad 430 Eulogy on Laughing . J. M. Snt'all, 102 Evening .... O. W. Holmes, ^66 Farewell to Tobacco . Charles Lamb, 410 Farmer and the Counsellor (Tiie 230 Fate of Sergeant Thin (The) H. G. Bell, . 29 Flattery Sir C. H. Williams, 403 Folly .... 445 Fools .... 276 Footman Joe G. Hcbert, 51 Fragment of Science (A) . Samtul Butler, . 301 Friars of Dijon . Thomas Campbell, 352 Friend (A) . , . Lady Blessington, 449 Gaffer Gray . , . Thomas Holcroft, 1 1 Gentle Echo on Woman (A) . Dean Swift, . 341 Gluggity Glug 299 Gouty Merchant and the Stranger (The) . 429 Gravedigger (The) . 262 CONTENTS. PAGE Happy Man (The) Menage, , Height of the Ridiculous O. IV. Holmes, . Ho-ho of the Golden Belt John G. Saxc, . 374 Holy Sister (An) Abraham Cowley, 24 Homoeopathic Soup . 382 Honest Man's Litany (The Gentleman^sMagazine,6,^ Hot Wind Reverie (A) . 178 Husband's Complaint (The) . 210 111 Wind (The) . 391 Imaginative Crisis (The) 369 111 Praise of Sleep . Fasseivni, , 451 Jack Frost Hannah F. Gould, 400 Jester Condemned to Death (The) Horace Smith, 321 John Barleycorn Robert Burns, 308 John Davidson , 291 Jolly Good Ale and Old . John Still, 389 Jovial Priest's Confession (The) Leigh Hunt, 270 Justiciary Opera (A) . James Boswell, 9 KingofYvetot (The) Beranger, 154 Knife Grinder (The) . George Canning, 182 Lay of the Twaddle School (A) 296 Letter from a Candidate, . y. R. Loiucll, 225 Lines on Dr. Johnson Peter Pindar, 395 Literary Lady (The) . R. B. Sheridan, 72 Lodgings for Single Gentlemen George Colman, 149 Love in a Cottage N. P. Willis, 278 Lover's Chronicle (A) Abraham Cozvley 384 Love Song (A) Dean Swift, 310 Malbroock . Longfellow, 176 Might and Right Pfeffel, . 181 Milkmaid (The) Robert Lloyd, 348 Model SermoH (A) . 79 Modem Logic . 202 Money . Lord Byron, 436 Monsieur Tonson Mountain and the Squirrel, R. W. Emerson, 435 It" CONTENTS. Mr. Barney Maguire's Account of the Coronation . Thomas Iiigoldsb)\ 232 Nahum Fay on the loss of his Wife Neighbour Nelly Robert B. Brougk, Newcastle Apothecary (The) George Colman, New Dance (The) New Song of New Similes (A) yohti Gny, Newspaper (A) Nobody Nobody to Blame IV. A. Butler, Nongtongpaw . Charles Dibdin, Norfolk Punch . Nothing to Wear VV. A. Btitler, Ode to the Treadmill Charles Lamb, Old and Young Courtier (The) Old Grimes Albert G. Greene, On lending a Punch-Bowl 0. W. Holmes, On the Death of a Favourite C Thomas Gray, On the Oxford Carrier John Milton, Origin of Printer's Devil . Francis Brown Original Love Story (An) Owed to my Creditors . Patent Brown Stout 433 Pensive Enthusiast 95 Pepper-Box and Salt- Cellar IVilliajn Shenstone, 170 Picture (The) . 288 Pig (The) Robert Soiitliey, 314 Pig in a Poke (Tlie) 424 Pilgrim (The) . 443 Pilgrims and- the Peas (Tiie) Teter Pindar, 2 Pious Editor's Creed (The) y. R. Lowell, 64 Praise of Eating (The) 432 Printer's Devil's Work (The) 108 Proud Miss MacBride (The) J. G. Saxe, 238 Proverbs .... 447 Prythee, Why so Pale ? Sir John Suckling, 259 Pupil of Meriin (The) Goethe,] • ^. 283 . CONTENTS. IX Rape of the Trap 96 Razor Seller (The) . Fctcr Piiidaj; 215 Report of an Adjudged Case Williafit Cowpt 86 Retaliation 208 Retort (The) . George P. Morris^ 409 Rival Tradesmen (The) Peter Pindar, 306 Robin Goodfellow 262 Saint Anthony's Sermon to the Fishes Saneta Clara, 4 Saint Patrick .... Dr. Maginn, 344 St. Valentine's Day . ... Leigh Hunt, 363 Saying not Meaning . W. B. Wake, 361 Schnapps Seller, 25 Shadows 137 Signs of Rain .... Dr. j'enuer, 394 Sleep John G. Saxe, 7 Song for Punch-Drinkers . 324 Sorrows of Werther . IV. M. Thackeray, 409 Spirit of Contradiction Robert Lloyd, 76 Surnames ..... James Smith, 70 Sympathy .... Reginald Heber, 463 Table Talk 459 Tale of a Tankard (A) 39 Tarn o' Shanter Robert Burns, 191 Theatre (The) . James Smith, 52 Thief and Cordelier (The) Mattheiv Prior, 121 Thirty-five Dr. yohnson. 94 Three Black Crows (The) 229 Three Blind Tipplers Thomas Moore, . 392 Tinker and the Glazier (The) William, Harrison, 6r To a Lady Henry G. Bell, . 142 Toby Tosspot . George Colnian, 223 To Fanny Thomas Moore, . 294 To make a Pastoral . 185 To my Empty Purse Chaucer, . , I Toper and the Flies (The) Peter Pindar, 187 To the Toothache . Robert Burns, . 416 Town of Passage (The) Rev. F. Mahoncy, 422 Tragic Story (A) Chamisso, . 29s X CONTENTS. PAGE University of Gottingen (The) . George Canning, 35 Vagabonds (The) J. T. Trowbridge, 255 Venus of the Needle William Allingham, 106 Vicar of Bray (The) . 151 Wanted a Governess 59 Water Cure (The) . [Villiam Harrison, 396 Wedding (A) . Sir John Stickling, 145 Well of St. Keyne (The) Robert Soiithey, . 342 Wonderful One-hoss-shay O. IK Holmes, . 217 Worms Alexander Pope, 69 Written after swimming from Sestos to Abydos Lord Byron, , 113 ^W^ INDEX OF FIRST LINES. PAGE beautiful little A maiden was Min-Ne, . , . 374 A brace of sinners, for no good, 2 brewer in a country A town, • 433 A citizen, for recreation's sake, 269 A counsel in the Common Pleas, . 230 A country squire, of greater wealth than wit. 73 A donkey whose talent for burden was wond'rous, . 116 A farmer's lease contained a flaw, 424 A fellow in a market town, .... 21S A few years since, at some provincial college, . 208 fig for St. Dennis of France, . A • 344 A Governess wanted—well fitted to fill, 59 A group of topers at a table sat. 187 A jolly fat friar loved liquor, good store. 299 A knight and a lady once met in a grove, . 463 Alas ! what pity 'tis that regularity, 223 A learned man, whom once a week, 301 A man had once a vicious wife, 387 A man, in many a country town, we know, 31 An Attorney was taking a turn, 406 An Eton stripling training for the Law, 202 An old song made by an aged old pate. 251 pensive enthusiast sat on hill, . A a . 95 A perch, who had the toothache, once, . , 212 Are you anxious to bewitch ? . , 133 A shifting knave about the town, . 28s xii INDEX OF FIRST LINES. FACE A sparrow caught a big blue bottle, i8i A thieving fellow, naturally sly, . 306 At Trin. Coll. Cam.—which means, in proper spelling. 272 A well there is in the west country, . 342 Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose. 86 Come, Lasses and Lads, get leave of your Dads, , . 57 Day hath put on his jacket, and around, . 366 Sir, Dear —You wish to know my notions, , 225 Deep ! I o-ivn I start at shadows. 137 Echo, I ween, will in the woods reply, . , 341 Fanny, beware of flattery, .... 403 Fluttering spread thy purple pinions. 310 Four be the elements, .... 324 From his brimstone bed, at break of day, . 26 wife of fortune, From a small but yet very proud, . 49 From Oberon, in fairy land, . , 262 * God bless the man who first invented sleep,' 7 Good people all, with one accord, . 300 Great Merlm of old had a magical trick, . , . 283 Have you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay ? . 217 lies old his girt, . Here Hobson ; death had broke 439 Here hes old John Magee, late the landlord of the Sun, 430 Here lieth one, who did most truly prove, . 440 He struggled to kiss her. She struggled the saine, . 186 He wore a brace of pistols the night when first we met, 379 Hodge held a farm, and smiled content, 260 How does the water come down at Lodore ? 127 Ho ! why dost thou shiver and shake. Gaffer Gray ? III How many things have oft been sung or said. 451 How much, egregious Moore, are we, . 69 I am content, I do not care, .... 123 I cannot eat but little meat, . 3S9 I devise to end my days—in a tavern drinking, , 270 INDEX OF FIRST LINES.