Tuesday, Sept. 14, 1!)76 - Page X THE TUMBLEWEED “Youth for Burger” The Faculty Advisor Committee Named “Can I help you?” I especially get off in the monkey Burger For U.S. Senate Head “I was told that you are myhouse, and I love to watch the quarters has announced the advisor.” elephants.” appointment of John Michael “Well, come in, have a seat, and“Oh boy, have we got a winner,” Messenger as Youth for Burger I’ll see. What is your name?” thought the advisor as he Chairman at Carroll College. “Parkinfarker. Arther Parkin-refrained from laughing. “It “I support Stan Burger because farker. Do you mind if I smoke?”seems to me that you may have a I believe in the maintenance of “No, go right ahead. Ah, yes, rough time in pre-med, but you the two-party system which is hear we are. It says here that youseem to be interested in heads. threatened by the huge majority are undecided.” Could I suggest psychology as a of Democrats. The problems of “Well, I am a bit undecided, butpossibility?” government are big, and I know I have some ideas,” said the “SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST. Stan Burger cannot get every freshman as he extracted a Sounds good to me. What do I thing done in a few short years, packet of rolling papers have and a to take? Whoooooooooosh. but in a full six year term as U.S. plastic baggie filled with a “Oh, just 54 hours of psychology, Senator he can help return greenish-brown tobacco. Metic40 hours of philosophy, ten . . .” government to the people,” ulously rolling a cigarette, “Hey, he wait a minute! That stated the newly appointed YFB sealed the ends, lit it, and inhaled sounds like a rough course. What Chairman. deeply, holding the pungentelse does Carroll offer?” John is Junior Class Treasurer smoke in his lungs for several“We have education, math, and a senator in the A.S.C.C. seconds. “The main idea that I accounting, political science, his Youth For Burger is a statewide have is that I don’t want to tory, do social work, art, music, and organization of young people much work.” several more. How do any of involved in helping to elect Stan “This says that you are fromthose sound?” Burger to the U.S. Senate. Podunk, Tenn. Just how did“SSSSSSSSST you SSSSST SSSSST find your way here?” SSSSST. They sound like a lot of “Well, last year when I was work. Whooooooooooooooooosh. thinking about a future, The I was one thing I know is, I don’t given a matchbook. On the coverwant a lot of work. Maybe I’ll it said, ‘YOU TOO CAN BE A apply at West Point.” BRAIN SURGEON!’ so I filled in “Oh, for crying out loud, give my name and address, and me a that. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTT.“ week later John Maloney sent me an acceptance letter.” “Well, if you want to be a brain Red Cross. The gorilla is not a fierce surgeon, you had better take the The Good I ’m Dr. Bacon and you're not. animal. Actually, it is moody, pre-med program.” slow and limited in initiative. “Oh, that sounds hard. Do I have Neighbor. to?” “Its better than Social Work.” “What do I have to take in pre-med?”, asked the student as Getting Off he took another toke off his by Mark Sevier him-her selves, and a companion, cigarette. If one reads the Carroll recruiteither sex is preferable. A “The first year you will takeing pamphlet carefully, they thermoswill of hot cocoa or other zoology, chemistry and calculus.’read something to the effect ofrefreshment is nice, but optional. “Oh, I have had a lot of zoology.“Weekends find the CarrollThere is no special time that one Students backpacking inmust the leave, as on any clear night nearby Big Belt Mountains .the . .” mountain is quite visable, and As nice as this pitch sounds, theone would have to be pretty loose fact remains that the majority ofto lose their way. students, once classes start, limitFrom the Carroll Campus, walk their excursions to the flora straight and toward the “H” and up fauna found on Park Ave.the on hill, keepingthe to the far left of way to the Pub. However, thisthe l ock cliffs. When one reaches lack of outdoor involvementan area is not up top that looks like it necessary, even when one mighthas a afford a good nights sleep, lab practical on the followinglay out your sleeping bag, enjoy Tuesday. In this issue, and whatever in refreshment that you issues following, I will attemptmight to have brought along, and outline a few basic trips one getmay off on either the city lights or take that involve a night, a day,the stars or the moon or the one or an entire weekend. All youyou're with. Just one word of armchair backpackers, dropcaution: do not start any camp books, grab your day packs,fires, and as they are strictly prohib travel along with me as we GET ited. (One careless camper this OFF. summer got charged $4,500 for A night on Mt. Helena. The localstarting a forest fire.) residents are proud of the factThis trip is designed with every that Helena boasts of the secondperson in mind, from Joe largest city park in the country,Mountain-Jock to Patty-Petite. Trolley second only to Central ParkThe in onlythe danger one would Big Apple. Anyway, I do notencounter know on top of this mountain the regulations governing sleepwould be maybe getting a bit wet ing overnight on top ofin a Mt. nocternal shower or being mi .imkhiy Helena, but I do now that inkidnapped the by aliens from Venus.Ice Cream past two years, when the dormIf it rains, you get wet. If just got too crowded, the studiesVenitians come, tell them you too tedius, or I was just bored,know Dr. Kerins and they will let into the pack would goyou my alone. After a aefreshing sleeping bag, and that nightnight on the mountain, hike down would find me enjoying the andstars enjoy a sulubrius repast andat Sandwich Shoppe on top of Mt. Helena. Saga Foods. The requirements for this tripRemember, it makes no differ are of the simplest nature. Oneence where or how you go, just so needs only a light sleeping bag, 25 S. Main you enjoy GETTING OFF! on the Mall Helena’s Complete Music Center invites you CLARK BROS. MUSIC to come in • Guitars by Gibson. Fender. Guild. 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