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BY SIIIRAZ CRIME CORRESPONDENT ARMED football thugs versus Bolton match on the putt's big Netcen celebrated the Manchester side's ripening goal. brought terror to a packed But this enraged a group of the Leeds fans Headingley pub, threatening who abused the students and threatened them with I.uittles and glasses - and then one of them an innocent bystander with hr ,laced a gun. tine eyewitness said; -It was so surprising - a gun for supporting the one minute the atmosphere was fine with a wrong team. few people cheering the United goal and then suddenly this bloke pulled a gun and held it to The incident occurred as Leeds a girl's head. It was bloody terrifying." United fans converged on the Management at the pub attempted to play Skyrack pub to celebrate their down the incident. with assistant manager Gary Stafford saying. -There was a fight of team's victory in the Coca-Coln some sort, but just the usual sort of thing, cup semi-final. there's always some trouble when Manchester Eyewitnesses reported they had been United play. I wasn't aware a nun was drinking heavily and were in violent involved.- mood. The gunman fled, but some hooligans LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER: A member of the Lloyds And Midland Boycott remained in the area, with several incidents of The gun attack was sparked off at about group handing out leaflets as part of the latest efforts to persuade students not to five o'clock on Sunday afternoon as students harassment heing reported as students left rho use the banks Full story: page 3 Pic: Afi Archer and fans watching the Manchester United pub alter the match. INSIDE: News 1-9, Comment 6-7, Feature 10-11, Consumer 12, Science 13, Careers 14, Sport 16-20. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine

LEEDS STUDENT Endo- Moith k,Wet News Anger at computer closure Public enquiry for fields sale row Cultural show ENT over the sale of February 28, but it may be at STUD OUTRAGED finalists have Dining the week there were THE row celebrations r.]: ■ .01,1pernIcid university playing fields has least 18 months before •. criticised university officials over 1,000 machines in USe- Ho; ••1,,..Ic 10 gone to a public enquiry this protesters discover if their ALTERNATIVE cultures 111 , .• • r I • who closed a computer cluster The University Computer paid off. days before vital work had to be Service responded that all other week, writes less Stanford. Marts have had a chance to show off of the handed in, writes Bill Bows. clusters were closed because of Leeds University wants to Members their traditicms and talk about The Physics department %scanty worries: "Other dusters sell Btxfirqston playing fields to Law nswood and Bodingion their problems this week, cluster was nit open last just keep getting broken into - the John Lewis partnership to Action Group are nevertheless writes Jo Swarbrigg. Sunday, despite third year the Asthury cluster is the most build a shopping centre. confident about the outcome. The event at LMUSU Chairman Barbara Pearce students having to submit a third secure." Replacement playing fields ends today with a live _5/w4nl Ii paper could he two miles further out said; "I feel fairly optimistic display of martial arts and a I of their degree's work at the end Students were unimpressed, about ibis. but we will just PO BM 1{7 of this week, and there were however. "I think it's from the university. display by the Sikh society. LEU}S queues for the 41) Leeds outrageous." complained The public enquiry opened have to keep our fingers E arlier in the week LS! JttH University computer; available Physics finalist Alice Larkin. in Leeds Town Hall on crossed." representatives from the Mahn Christian Union. the Islamic Nun S.'TC society and the Jewish lit-post) lEditar society all set up stalls. I ti■Al Smith Deborah Hartman, vp J diet }.Alter Administration, expressed great enthusiasm towards Art.Jan, l7.o.dl such cultural events. She I : outlined the resources I... offered to the societies "Though we have less to ■■■■• Police set to fight 1,11 offer in terms of space and

(1T t. , "1 1..4, financial support than Leeds University, we have accessed r ommrrn S ‘mitly.11. }.titer 1 •-, 1111 ,• use of the Ents Hall for all the societies this week." DrOpal ummadinat. Roue •Al LUU Yvonne Kara 'Gam Blankstm. cultural co- return Eallim (manuals for the African and tnriu. tw.•Gar , Caribbean society. described 1-111•11,110 Curni,jmuutt-ni crime with CS gas Bs Tim Dt rts the relationship between her irflrlribr Manes.. society and union officials as WINO Wiliam at best "discouraging'', Clan THE fight against crime gained a new weapon Daswe "We have encountered a this week as police in Leeds hit the streets armed FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE lot of administrative reciaape Moak Millers Slew Cava with chemical gas sprays. and expect our budget to he Ben Lag Officers carrying the CS contested."' she said. rhanl fivinor Mavis Creat. Societies Own Moans, gas canisters will he EXPERTS patrolling selected parts of Secretary at LUU, said: "The Nam Milan problem is that they are all ("41/Ma the city including student Chrm Ifumplua ■ competing for a slice of the 1.14.- NW? areas. QUESTION Sara P-43• same cake " r err liapnelan The irritant gas is sprayed Nts415 kmAl Aleut Iowa into the eyes to stop anyone threatening the police. SAFETY OF Picture K4 U.o Women protest nut (kola, However the trial Willem introduction of the chemical A GIANT tampon is to he N11,4 Lae STUN GAS Mathew 11.autgon spray has gone ahead despite presented to Chancellor evidence showing it can damage Kenneth Clarke during Welty &Wog eves and lungs. and causes The syndrome reduces the 11,vkl Adwv today's International blistering and flaking of the skin. ability to breathe and can Women's Day to Span It can also cause flash fires if prevent sufferers from resell., demonstrate against VAT on 4.misiont Spurs 141114., used too close to a naked flame, exercising. Pmrl kchagtiom tampons. writes Angelique Dr Alistair Hay, a Leeds Lloyd Clarke. Assistant Chief 'NW Footbetil Ulm( University lecturer and Constable of West Yorkshire .bleu titihNIN The unions at both Leeds recognised expert on chemical Police, said: "The police are universities have organised warfare, believes there is an aware of the risks in using the events to celebrate urgent need for more research sprays but the first risk is taken Women's Week, including by an aggressor to a police before CS sprays are introduced. workshops and free Shiatsu officer. and any officer cars b ∎ LOVING FROM AFAR: Mark and Russian bride Tatyana massages, LUU re-issued law, use such force as is Damage its women's handbook. appropriate to defend A LECTURER from Leeds has small service in Winchester last The main thrust of this He claims anyone sprayed themselves." returned from Russia with March following Tatyana's year's campaign has been Heard a good with the gas could suffer serious So far the the sprays, which love' after meeting the woman graduation from her home the signing of postcards long-term damage to their shoot a jet of liquid 9ft. have not of his dreams during a three- town university of Veronesh, arguing against tax levied story? Call the health, especially if they suffer been used in the Leeds area. week visit to the country . Russia. on tampons. which nets 1:30 from respiratory problems. But it was used for the first Tatyana Sirotina. 27, was Tatyana is now studying million for the government. "Because of the nature of the time in Britain last weekend by touring Europe when she met Music in Leeds. Campaigners will Newsdesk chemical irritant and its high police in Oldham against Barrie. Mark Shuttieworth. 32. a Tatyana said it was not love concentration in the spray, it McDermott - a Great Britain lecturer in Russian and at first sight: "Our friendship present the tampon to the could provoke asthmatic attacks rughs league star - during a Slavonic, Studies. developed slowly after we office of the DSS in London 0113 and also lead to Reactive Airway disturhance outside a nightclub. The couple married at a started writing to each other" later today 2434727 Deficiency Syndrome." he said. wa lit to advertise? You have seen what Contact Advertising the Union can do 0113 2314251 Get involved!! send a fin on (it will also give you a leading edge in Fax the job market through training) 0113 2467953 Stand for Union Council e-mail cs(4ksua gps.leeds acuk (see page 8) 2

News I.Li.i)!. hilli)ENT Pilau:. Stm.1$ 5, 1199r. 3 'THEY ENCOURAGED HIM TO STAB ME' SAYS VICTIM Campaigners accuse bank of inhumanity PRC)TESTERS set up shop inside Midland bank's university branch this week to demonstrate against the axons toy's policy on third world debt. Knife terror at The Midland bunk. opposite Leeds University's Parkins( in steps, was targeted by LAMB . the Lloyds and Midland Bi lawn group. They draped banners over exterior windows, urging customers to boycott the banks negro%) accuse: the hank of inhumane practises: "The Midland continut etethe huge interest re-payments on home third world loans." said Duncan Millard. LAMB spokesman_ A GANG of armed robbers terrorised two 'This forms many countries to finalists at knifepoint in their own home, divert money away Wm 410111011k dcvelopmera projects." just days after they had been burgled. Sara Bedford, Midland hank Robbers kicked spokeswoman, denied the E.41 J.Vsli• 'OA down the front door of exalisations "We are mit & Un. W01111 involved with arms flouting aria the flat on Brudenell %amnia required to give Road early last Friday MC. - The robbers marched evidence to the Scott enquiry " the students into different evening. i le Student tvanket Louise rooms before ransacking the Fonseca, studying Psyclue occupants Tim Young. Hat. but because they had said: "I agree with the woe - and Matt Herne were been dented out by burglars I don't think it will change getting ready to go out earlier in the week. there ;writing." The finalists tried to was nothing to take-, The blockade thernaelves in men made off with about L50 cash, and tviait's I HO the living room using watch. a 21st birthday Housing panic sofa and chairs but were present. overpowered by the rout Police say the intruders assailants. were seen making their starts early escape in a Vauxhall UNION laws:lie .elicials hits t' Resist Cavalier that was parked on been cnticised fisr not helping The students tried to Royal Park Grove. Two el students in their search for a resist, but the men were them were described as home liar next year. writes Nina Owen. shouting at them and Asian males, 5'7". of slim Housing organisation pushing them around. -At build and wearing scarves around their faces. UNIP01.. has received a record first I wasn't prepared to number of enquiries during the co-operate.- said Tim. Another was white. of last week. Alison Taft. UNIPOL "Hut one of them held a similar height and build and coamiinitior, blames the knife to my chest while the was wearing a dark confusion on "the inadequate others encouraged him to balaclava, The final ampaigns run by both union stab Mt: assailant was of African- c Execs. Students really have no • said I had nothing but he Caribbean origin. tart. well reason to panic, but the unions told me to stop playing built and wearing dark should have done more." 1rOWILI and threatened to kill clothing. Enquiries are continuing Rebecca Ryan. Welfare and anyone with Secretary at LUU, explained: information concerning the "Housing Week occurred in the incident should contact same week as the AGM which Detective Simon Rigg at obviously took precedence." Millgarth Police station on She added that she was a bit 2435353. disappointed herself: "We • This attack mirrors organised an event in the Riley another before Christmas Smith hall but nil one turned Enife thugs when thousands of pounds up." worth of electrical First year Speech Therapy terrorisee equipment were stolen from student Louise Edwards sod: "I finalists in five finalists after a am feeling the pressure of not terrify inc half-hour ordeal yet having a house and I am their home quite worried about it." FLASHBACK: Report of the first knifepoint attack KNIFEPOINT: Tim (tern and Matt (right) were threatened by four attackers Pw: James Bingham Fatwa threat A FUNDAMENTALIST Leeds graduate has issued a tatwa Victims left .1;.imst his wife after kehiapping their children. Gas prank puts lives in danger TILE sictims of a mugging Mohammed Habeeb, who were left to fend for -- Italia! in Leeds eight years A PRANKSTER put the lives someone came forward with themselves us people walked .:co. has raised tan international of hundreds of students at risk information. Despite this past without helping. writes si,,on utter promising that. if when gas taps in a hall of measure no suspect has come Louise White. s w I le Emma tries to follow residence were deliberately forward and the kitchens have Debra Foster and John Win to Egypt to reclaim her left on overnight, write'. Ed been reopened. Residents arc Braithwaite, third year children, he will kill her. Harley. perplexed about the incident geography students, were Leeds police have installed Residents of Priestley Hall, and have been unable to walking past the Blenheim an alarm at Mrs Hebei:b.% on the Beckett Park campus. identify the culprit. "Nobody I off licence near Leeds home in case anyone tries to awoke last Sunday morning to know has got any idea who University tat 12.311 last carry out. the threat. find that someone had turned might have done it." staid Sunday morning when they Mrs Habceb says she tears on the gas in all the students' Stesen Robins, a first year were attacked by two for her life, but added "I kitchens., One resident Sport and Exercise student_ youths. The offenders made believe the British Government suspects that a faulty lock on Andrew Salt, VP Beckett of with some cash. can gel my kids hack if enough n hack door to the building Park. said: "The university Debra said: "What pressure is put on them." allowed the person in. would take it dim view of any disturbs me must is that for The couple's marriage Hall officials locked the further action like this the whole time people were broke up after Mrs Habeeb kitchens and refused to allow because the person involved walking past and doing refused to wear the Islamic GAS THREAT: Hundreds of residents were In danger Pic: N Lee students access to them until puts lives at nsk.• nothing." veil 3

LW)S ST1.11)ENT FriIlas N1ur.-1.1 A i 04A News viewpoint LEEDS LANDLORDS PLAN TO STAY OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT Leeds Student ventures forth each week to gauge your opinions and uncover your hidden secrets... Leeds City Council has announced plans to attract more tourists to the city, so we asked you what is Leeds' Pubs offer most appealing tourist attraction?

"There IN not rows Leeds fin tourists, out unless they are willing to do the Otley Run!"

James Rennitson, 3rd year. Environmental Management extra hour

"Definitely not Leeds United FC!"

Stuart Rickless, 2nd year. Business and Finance of drinking Bl am T 'Leeds caters for PUBS will soon be serving an students. not tourists!" hour longer under proposals for new licensing laws announced this week. Gamma Blgby, and year Classics. Leeds landlords are welcoming proposals to extend opening hours "The Corn Exchange and until midnight, and are likely to Granary Wharf - their implement the new laws for weekend architecture inny appeal to evenings this summer. tourists. But the revolving Leeds MP Timothy Kirkhope has dance floor at Plano Earth produced a document forwarding the should really get them proposals, which he is now presenting to parliament. it Is hoped that this wilt bring the 24 Laura Manford, 1st year Sociology and Politics hour city plan a step closer - although critics and Louise Leman, 1st year History of Art. fear that those living near pubs will object 10 closing time rowdiness continuing an Compiled by hour tater_ As Leeds has also announced its Joanne Mulholland intentions this week to attract more tourists to the city, it is hoped alai bringing pubs closer to opening hours on the continent will help this. RAPID REPRODUCTION After the success of the Act allowing all day drinking in weekend has been She added there was nightclubs, although this has (No Rabbits Required) 1988. ii is thought that the campaigned for a long time. particular concern with drink- been denied by Amy Wright. latest intentions a ill he and will be a good stepping driving, as public transport administrator from the British equally successful. stone towards the does not run until midnight. Entertainment and Landlords development of Leeds into a so more people may be Discotheque Association. • 24-hour city." tempted to drive. However she explained: With an hour longer at However anti-drinks However the new hours "We'd prefer to maintain a weekends. landlords arc campaigners are concerned have been welcomed by status quo by keeping the hoping they will benefit from about the social implications students and most bar staff. three-hour differential the extra business as most of people drinking for an Eliza Swanton. a second year between the puts and the people leave pubs early to go hour longer. Theology and Education clubs, so it necessary we will into town. where drink is Lynne Walsh, from Drink student, said: "It'll give a have to extend our clubs more available. Line, said; "We are worried nice foreign feel to student closing times until 3am." Peter Peake. the industry about the relaxation of drinking " Ian Smith. Cellar Manager spokesman for The Yorkshire regulations if it means people from The Music Factory • Disk Output to later & full Colour • Sell Serve Black & White C,opyi Breweries and Licensed staying in pubs longer and Nightclubs nightclub, said: "if people Retail Association, explained • Typesetting/ Design • Later Colour Copying drinking more, as it is very It had been feared that the want to go to our club they the proposals: "The idea of • Binding • Sell Serve Mac and PC difficult to gauge how much new opening hours could will regardlesY af this extra extending hours at the one can drink in an evening." • Electronic & Offset Pnrning • Large format Colour Output damage the trade of hour" • Plan Copying - Posters & Displays • T Shirt • Mugs etc. Row over cancelled match Finalist beats off burglar FUMING footballers arc being Birmingham had cancelled A HEROIC housemate is being pu.sheal him out and slammed the BillkngrePhiCS ® forced to play a quarter final two previously arranged ties, mined this week after thwarting door in his lace. ...all your print matters match they believed they had but launched an appeal against a burglar who tried to tweak into "It was frightening but I wasn't already won. the decision. her house, writes MAI, Jones. wally thinking at the time except UNIVERSITY BRANCH CITY BRANCH The TASC ladles team were To make matters worse, The incident happened last that he was a cheeky bastard for awarded the game against BUSA upheld the complaint Saturday morning when the trying to get in," she said. 'The Birmingham after the visitors and the Leeds side must now Leeds University finalist came pulioe think they know who did it arrived two hours late for the travel to Birmingham to play down the stairs of her Leeds 6 and I'll have to attend a line-up to match. on the eye of the semi-final. home to see the front door open try to pick him out. But even BUSA rules dictate that any should they win. and a youth brandishing a though it's over I'm still seared team more than an hour late A counter complaint has crowbar standing in the doorway. and I can't go out of the front Internet: [email protected] loses by default. since been launched. But before he could get any door without it all coming back Lu further the quick thinking student 4 News .,S7111112gT FrwJay Math 5. 10(01 Record numbers have their say THE highest number of people Its Smi Klm: in 10 years turned out to vote in union elections last week. responsible for a budget of Nearly 2.500 staderas voted around Le million. in LUG); sabbatical elections to Outgoing Administration decide who will be running the Secretary and returning ufficer union next year. This was an Richard Malach congratulated increase of almost 1.000 on last the successful candidates and year's turn-out. The results were announced "I hope they all take to each in a ceremony that has been other and, once they take over. described as "the must glitzy leave their personal problems ever' in the Riley Smith Hall outside of the office. Thai was this Tuesday. and winners weir what led to the problems this presented with golden gnomes. year and I'd hate to see them Twenty-eight candidates had repeatal" ;axis! fur the 13 executive and Further nominations and non-executive positions to take elections for the non-sabbatical effect from August. The posts and for Union Council will executive officers will he occur over the next two weeks. The full results from the election ballot box

Eaeeutive posidoret; At/mu/aeration Sri..-irran. Bruce 1-lintley 1.108 I CronmurarrnionA Sri:wary Gary Bauch 770 l'.1...• .:rr. rr: C. •• refry t_iane Latigsten ega Tegev Josh 443 !Vial lialy (ps .Sps'rn caw rata 1.0%11e Jones ft 10 Welfare Sec e tart, Serail Reck +ism; Some staff may coniplain. Women friire r Jac:1MA CosldIr. 1.320 but the job is until the pub shuts- we do have 41 Non-executive positions: function mom however. Susie stammers 1.284 which often is extended till Ardor; Co-ordinator Andrea Drumm-lef 735 2am so we are required to Ewe man:news Secretary Leeds Student Edirne David Smith 1.224 work later sometimes." Garrard, Barman Rob Nigh/line Ca•)rdinakir Julia Aboel-Salut 1.287 "It will give the city a Rag Co-aniinator Jennie fvleyrall 1.208

more continental feel. No 5, rushing to get the drinks in, it will create a more Y DOCV relaxed atmosphere. I doubt it will cause more drunken behaviour. this usually arises from people Martin Thomas- trying to neck five pints In Taylor. Manager an hour!" EE "We'd love it. We've not had many problems in the past. the students are a WARE good hunch who will just di1111111111k drink themselves silly and Nick Jones, Assistant Manager oF artAsses foam air walsex "Select range" THE !WM (Iii 011'1- ORIGINAL OAK E11 IMM ONE= MIN wcwth lk Dave Stephenson. Debbie Gary Landlord Mitchell. Stafford. Landlady Assistant Manager £70

n "I feel it is not such a had thing. "I'm all for it especially as it'll "Ii will stop people going tel tto We usually have very little_ be on weekends. Our new town as early so it'll be good trouble and instead of chucking news all round. People may Co image has made us more like a

te students out at 11.20 pm. it'll club. so people will hopefully abuse it at lino but the novelty

Pe give them an extra half hour to he tempted to stay here and not will soon wear off. Our at set themselves merrily on their go in to town." student staff will appreciate way." the extra hour's pay "

free spare pair worth E70 Holidays offered Residents attacked in flat PARTY high spirits turned sour high spirits. We exchanged VOLLINTLERS are being for three students last week after insults from our window with a hunted to work on holiday they were subjected LO a violent few lads passing outside." camps with children this assault. writes Emma The merrymaking Mimi sour summa: The Lupton residents were when the passers-by joined forces The five weeklong attacked in their flat early last with some friends and gained outdoor holidays are Sunday morning. The students Diem to the budding. ,, „ I J , ., , . , , , •organised fur children just had returned to their flat after Jim and his flat mites opened e between the ages of six and a night of partying at the Lupton the dooe to find themselves faced 17 with Asthma and Eczema 'Lave Maniuce. with the angry mob. ISION Anyone interested is Jilin Biswell. a third year Two of the group attacked Jim OPTICIANS encouraged to contact ihe Classics student, explained: "We and his flat mate Phil, cutting and National Amhara Carr:paten had been drinking and were in bruising their faces. v 6 t rl 11S... -1 I 111 S.T Comment & Analysis STUDENT OPINION STATE OF THE POLICE Hour for The police suddenly have a new weapon up their sleeve, change HAGAI SEGAL opens a whole has now can of worms...

FIER years of concern for the safety of police officers on arrived the streets of Britain, the police have finally been armed. Not with guns, not with knives, but with CS gas. Sixteen police • RATAlN refuses to forces. including Iwo in Yorkshire. have started to carry the B gas. in small spray guns able to a tareet at nine feet. This measure is abandon the most hit senseless traditions a response to calls from all levels of the police community. certain law- and-order groups and Tory MPs for police to be able to respond to the w bile unthinkingly letting growing levels of violence, and incidents involving firearms. on some or the best ones slip. Britain's streets. However. this week's Undoubtedly. there is a problem that needs addressing. Incidence of violent proposals to extend pub crime has steadily increased during the P.mtls. and far...... more worryingly the lot very use of knives and guns. especially in ■ opening hours are. and Broughton even atitnitt....i. ' ∎ ,- unusually, a challenge to attacks on police officers, has would have preterred to use I'eppe become widespread. The knifing of a spray." Fears have been also hecn one of our most "revered" London school head teacher after he expnessxtd that if CS is sprayed on people traditions. Few people interfereal in a tight involving one of with certainbreathing conditions deaths obbies will aluld even result know or care why the his students in December caused opening times are the way outcry and fear, and prompted a Not only is the device potentially highly successful police knife unsafe and =denoted. it is also unclear they are, but the vast under what circumstances a person might amnesty. The police have also been have such chemicals sprayed in their majority don't bother to issued with new truncheons - see 77te challenge the status quo. face.. McDermott was sprayed even Bill to see them in action - but quite brim more though he was unarmed. and while he The system is traditional. obviously none of this is going to was being arrested by no less than four age-old. and thoroughly British. solve the underlying and unavoidable police officers. Although the particulars And like some of the best old reality that police officers are of his case are sketchy, it is clearlyal traditions. we would be better physically at risk. that the spray is used as a last resort, not off without it. The calls for an The establishment, however, has than tears as an easy arrest device. Police need protection. but so do members of the extra hour of opening are a step almost unaniumsly resisted calls to give guns to the hobby on the beat we till not general public The more people sprayed, in the right direction. want to become a eun society like the more likely it becomes that someone Britain is not yet confident with Amertea; if the police carry guns, all the will he seriously harmed, and that the idea of a twenty four hour criminals will. it would ruin the officers are charged with GBH. culture - we've only just come relationship the police have with the to your eyes The sprays are a rather draconian and round to the concept of shopping public. and so on They have had to misguided response to a serious pmblem on Sunday. In contrast. the real of concede some ground, all forces have aftercare_ and there were severe injuries league star Mt:Drumm. Police have to be able to defend before the gas was issued. Three McDermott has only one eye, having lost themselves and respond to an ever mom the world sees nothing armed response units and most police even police training instructors a re suing their the other one in a ChddhotXI shooting violent society. but by using a weapon extraordinary in popping out for a stations have armouries, but firearms ► training for all officers has been utterly respective police forces for injuries accident. He is reported to he no worse that could blind or inflict serious injuries. pint of milk in the small hours of rejected. And so the police may now he sustained during pre-trials, with one for the experience, his remaining eye police are simply being brought down to the morning: in Asia or around the armed with non-lethal weapons instead. Metropolitan policeman claiming he thankfully suffered no permanent the levels of violent criminals_ Mediterranean. for example, the starting with CS gas. suffered 50 per cent burns to his eyes and diunagc. Furthermore. it could undermine the streets are often alive and bustling Its introduction has not exactly been a had to keep them covered for five days. Officials have been quick this week to authority of the police force itself, as night and day. with many traders success. The gas, now in the hands ot The other two suffered severe skin insist the gas is sale and has been injured individuals put police in the dock seeing a window of opportunity in 2.500 officers on a six month trial, is blistering. So concerned are senior polio: properly tested: "We have been given for harming them with the sprays. And the niche market of nocturnal designed to incapacitate an assailant officers that some pre-trials were stopped categorical assurances by Home Office when it comes down to it, it will do completely, with Britain's leading self scientists that there are no long-term absolutely nothing to stop the increase in sales. within In seconds, by causing strearning defence expert being banned by his chief health risks,- Fred Broughton. chair of guns and knives on our streets - weapons It would make sense in make all eyes and nose, eyelid spasms and constable from training with CS due to the Police Federation stated - but there CS gas can provide scant protection parts of our culture as available as breathing difficulties, but health concerns are sail] many question marks over the from. It will only take one police officer possible an any time of day. It b iron i. have been expressed from the outset. The fears that there would he a flood of gas. There has still been no explanation carrying the gas to be shot or stabbed for that in our high-tech society we c.1: CS gas used is so strong that all people as to why CS was chosen over pepper the whole trial to collapse, and an now surf the interest and talk to peg ins: sprayed with it must receive medical Sadly for the police, the on-street spray - an entirely organic spray' safely alternative to be introduced instead thousands of miles away In the middle attention including the application of an trials Were no more successful. The first used fur decades Its I'S police forces - of the night. but we cannot do basic person to be sprayed was Leeds rugby shopping at that time Consumers value choice and they are willing to SO. according to Tim Gallagher, housing and even the price of pay for it. The twenty four hour culture an ful prat Richey James, chose the Labour Party we hell-bent beer, Complaining achieves Qeinirti (undoubtedly eripplinely ironki w ill eventually arrive in Britian. and ti on getting our vote, and what. nothing, campaign was run along the lines can only do mood things for the e t r of may I ask. is wrong with the? Students are encouraged by "They're shit, I'm shit. but I've got economy and lOr the freesinin of the \ Fin not saying that Labour their umona to take a stand. RI I am the only IA' student indo altuil a funky red jacket - vote Richey!". are the best pens in the whoa- organised demonstrations are all left utterly cold by the farcical Exec The latest move is a welcome i ,:ic The only thing that these eke-thins world, Nor am 1 sauna that very well but who can actually elections that took place over the although it is a mere gesture towards convinced me of was that, Labour will turn this country be bothered i.lprov,: nay piSill lust few days. Faceless candidates House of the liberalisation 171 lifesty les. Life ha, comparatively, the jaili wound and get it hack tin its with Wednesday's hardship campaigning on vacuous slogans, a Commons runs smoother than a beer me much more Iniented to ri Feet. But surely Labour or demo in the centre of Leeds). A veritable scrum upon trying to Galaxy- Caramel. meeting die Reeds ot the consul ter anyone else Itir that matter are vane cites a long way and tt enter the Union, which was over the last decade, but .stilly British I better than what we have at the doesn't take much. Ws our voice absolutely covered in discarded society still has the enplaned belief Aidan MeCanto ETKAntan. and with it we cart change lives. fliers dumped by prospective iyet that it is impossible to buy bread and Labour are trying to Polities needs to be wholly apathetict voters - 'Ella 'ello 'oho. what's milk after eight at night or to drink recapture the youth market promoted, and what Tony Blair nightmarish. I ended up voting. I going - squirt -aaaaaaaarghl beer in n pub alter eleven. as if it is in including students, and why is doing. appealing to the freely- admit. hut only- because I Assert your right to reply before some way tco continental or unnatural not? dale are over 2_5 million younger generation throueli knew one of the candidates. I read you get one in the eye from a We must cast off our supermarket ,studentsinI full time education music, is good public 'elution, the other manifestos, all of which man with a tit on his head. chains and sacred licensing vows. who don't use their vote. But N'taing is the hest was to get our promised a radical rethink on how Write to: Liberalise' we're happy enough to voice heard and get something Exec is nut, and none of which will Leeds Student newspaper i complain, aren't we'! Complain done Sir, lint Ctallagher. I say' even come clime to delivering, and Leeds University Onion about grant cuts. complain about Power to the Pty pie i ' realised what a total farce the PO Box 157 On the couch with Anne the privatisation of student whole thing is. The only candidate LEEDS LSI IUH !Nuts, complain about student who in any was stood out was that Fax: (0113) 246 7953. and Nick: page 11-12 Katie Moore csolium(Agps.lecds.ac_uk 6 Comment & Analysis LEEDS liTI3DENT Friday Marc) 8. 19% 7 Tim Gallagh Leeds Student's contraversial columnist casts his eye over the week's news HeeeeerefS Steady Eddie to the res ue

heHouse of Windsor is having a rough Ttime of it. Charles and Di's public mud-slinging is more pronounced than ever. .Fergie's finances are upside down and Labour's Welsh Spokesman Ron Davis has opened up the republican debate all over again. But befOre the firing squads start polishing their pistols. watch out for the Queen who still has a few tricks up her sleeve for putting her motley Will she sucteed. crew hack into the Great Diana has faile A THREE-YEAR- intention of British public's good books. OLD tot has hero defending the artistic Despite medical advances, it's right now. A royal wedding resurecting the generation will have their own frightened half to integrity of actors. unlikely the Queen Mum will would boost the Windsors' royal fortunes falls to Edward. characters to follow. As in death by a stage surely a better last much longer, and the popularity (we all love a Previously, we've known him as Coronation Street, while I've version of Peter Pan performance is one sycophantic orgy of grief wedding) and in following the the black sheep • a balding, not always maintained a close interest at the West Yorkshire which provokes an planned for her death should thrills and spills of the new particularly heterosexual failed in Kevin and Sally Webster d Playhouse. His unexpected reaction. couple's wedded life. Queenie rhesp. However. in a sign that temper most criticisms remember them moving in) parents are be it fear. jut nr calculates we'll quickly start to attitudes towards Eddy arc Mavis Riley has always had an a ceasefire in the threatening legal whatever. bringing forget about the others. warming, Channel 4's risible elusive, hidden post and thus will action because. they Suing the popular past-time of royal Weddings are good news for Annie's Bar (made by his never completely capture my claim. they should playhouse for a hashing. the royals • they're special production company) got less attention. When Eddie and have been warned the performance of Peter But tithe may not he able to occasions when we allow than hostile reviews. One of the Sophie tie the knot, old favourites play was scary. 1.111k Pan. which is rather wait that long. Which is why I'm ourselves to go all mushy. The fashion magazines recently like Charles and Di will he kids are easily different from a putting my money on an inevitable public holiday will featured an article on Edward's written nut. seared. I remember Danny LaRue panto, engagement announcement front mean. even if you're not appearance; hut instead of taking Brace yourselves for Royal hiding behind the is like trying to get Prince Edward and Sophie Rhys- watching the ceremony on the the piss, it offered polite and Wedding fever, As the only sofa when Doctor money hack from an Jones sooner rather than later All box, you'll be drinking Mr and helpful sartorial suggestions. Ed positive royal development in Who was on to LUU Theatre Group the signs are there - the couple Mrs Windsor's good health Dud is fast becoming Nice Guy the last five years, the palace is prevent the Daleks production because have been openly courting for during a marathon all-day bender Eddie. bound to throw everything getting 111C. But my you found it munths and she's even quit her job at the pub. Even the most intent Of course, I'll always have a behind the marriage. If it fails. parents never entertaining. You to spend more time with him. republican can't argue against soft spot for Charles and Di. I've Lizzie'll have to wait for Wills thought of suing. pays your money, you Its a fair bet the Queen is the commercial sense of flogging been there from the start, charting to reach marrying age and While I've no takes sour chance. doing her utmost to hurry things skip-fulls of commemorative their relationship like a cmiect there's every chance she won't along - she's probably writing the junk to dopey Yank tourists. soap addict. When Eddie does stand up to the heating in the engagement party invitations It's funny that the task of pop the question, a new interim.

candidates English Dictionary as 'note of a species managed to spin out an intro covenng the anguish. You sit in front of the known as they waited, of legendary creatures. usually everything from the Annual General ox all afternoon wondering how each desperatety the resembling small misshapen old men. Meeting to the musical production of your team is doing, and at last the result reckoning up the odds of said to live in the depths of the earth and Gins and Dolls. and you wondered how starts chugging through on the vide- victory and defeat on their guard buried treasure- or, more baldly, as many candidates would kill themselves printer the enemy has scored one goal, mental abacuses They 'a very small or ugly person'. What this through sheer boredom before the results your bays have scored... But no, the had flown grand harmers, ACK could have to do with any member of were declared winking cursor gets stuck, teasingly they had delivered weekly sketch (if student politics Exec - past or future - is anybody's Then suddenly came that tell - tale holding the crucial number hack and lectures to packed guess. Whatever, the treasure being phraat, "Without any further ado", and at ontlemning you to perpetual agony. theatres, they had coated th• young inuocents into a cauldron ul guarded on Tuesday was a set of garden long IdSt. a precession of the great and the The Des Lynam of LUU this week with posters every last toilet toll. and they thick smoke, purple lights and mystical gnomes spraypainted gold by mirth- good of LUU appeared to tear open the has been Richard Malach. Suave. had ambushed and tortured anyone who music_ Here was the 'glittering awards makine members of Exec. and gathered secret envelopes and reveal the gnome- smooth, sophisticated • well he'd like to went within a kilometre radius of the ceremony' that the occasion so richly together on the presentation table for a shattering news. There were mournful he - the Administration Secretary took union building in the hope of gaining the deserved, enough to make the Oscars meeting, of the Gnome Council which looks from the losers - little realising the delight in tantalising candidates for the right result. When you consider that u look like a few hits of tin contested by the one assumes was naturally taquoraw luck of their escape - and foolish grins Exec del-lions by staging a supposedly whole year of sitting on Exec taking local guild of theses. These austere emblems of the union's from the winners, whose victory gieeches Oscars-style ceremony in the Riley Smith minutes and debating constitutions was at They haven't got a clue in nobility were introduced by the 'Master suggested we can expect the standard oaf hall. It came almost five days after the stake, it's no wonder the candidates were Hollywood. There you get cameras of Ceremonies', Malach himself. Exces debating skills to be maintained end of polling, at which time the nerves losing sleep over the prospect that, after flashing as beautiful people step from sporting dinner jacket. white shirt and next year. At last the waiting was at end, of that Eats: wannabes had gone gning themselves to death. some their limousinas, the TV screen split into how-ue and looking like he was ready to and all we realty lacked was a Jarvis way beyond the frustrated wowv itl i dth even be forted to win. chunks to capture all the nominees' start crooning some gentle ballad from Cocker-style entrance resulting in every football fan and reached the At last the countdown was ova and. reactions, the sick-bag freely provided for the Bing Crosby songbook. leo gnome being smashed to a pulp. janglings of death-rowers like to eager. about to discover their A- Tom Flanks' latest winning speech. You Unfortunately there were no Andrew That. however, would has e been praying for a last level results, the union virgins gathered get joke occasions like the Golden Glebe Sisters but merely Welfare Secretary altogether too tragic for. when the Exec minute reprieve. awkwardly for Judgement Day. With as awards. At LUU. on the other hand. Recce Ryan, whose striped waistcoat of 1995-96 finally hands over power. it Who can guess much tact as a sibling who shouts at you things are done with more panache. Here made you think she was at a circus. a would he mix to have at least one thing • what dark nights of "You were bound to flunk your exams, you get the Golden Gnome awards. notion which was reinforced as the show how ever small or ugly - to remember the soul the good luck at McDonald's," Maluch threw Gnome is defined in the Collins wore on. Between them this odd couple them bv. 7

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&Itches biggest weekly student ACTION FOR OLDS newspaper Is quarter of a century old. To celebrate, we present the news that mode the headlines 25 years ago. This backfires we* Mardi 17, 1971 A TWENTY-FIRST birthday booze-up ended in STUDENT FINED disaster when revellers mistakenly overturned a friend's ear - and the host had to pay for the damage HARD CASH LW ON DRUG with his birthday money. its Soma, HoLLow Returning home front the BLAMED CHARGES celebrations last weekend. Assistance came from TOP dance club Hard Times CLASSIcS student. Sue second year Robert Brazier hOLISCITIaieN Mathew Beacham had to pull out of a student Leigh, was fined 1:50 last I and his two housemates and John Holmes. who had been Friday by the Leeds Stipendary hardship benefit in Leeds upended a Citroen ?C V celebrating with him. hecauhe a university union Magistrate on charges parked outside their house on Robert later repented. concerning the possession of charged tot. much for hiring tie lir: • Langdale Terrace. claiming: "The next du) I LSD and Cannata 5, the venue, It was revealed this couldn't believe I'd done it.- week, w bin Finny. Minn Leigh, who pleaded However Matthew seemed less Hard Times had originally guilty, was said to have had a Revellers remorseful. saving: "I hate French neen blamed after the ev ent repressive convent school But the revellers were cars anyway_• Mopped when the £14 tickets backgriand She began miming unaware the car belonged to their John. who is a pan time body laded Iv sett with the -wrong people" and neighbour and good friend builder. had a unique justification: 11 has since been revealed Katherine Fleming. a second year saw it her work deteriorated. "Because I was so drunk. I that LW.; charged C2,000 for She said she was pleased to European Language and Business as additional training." hiring the refectory, meaning have been it Studies student. arrested. as Fortunately the neighbours arc organisers could not pay the encouraged her to work harder The birthday boy, a second still good friends as Katherine miniman £500 donation to the The Magistrate. Mr, John year European Finance and was able to see the humour of the hardshipcampaign. Randolph, gave Miss Leigh a Accounting student, later situation and Robert was quick to TEA FOR TWO: A couple of satisfied customers from the Lull claim they could not sevtle leiliant on the moral and admitted drinking ten pints of use his birthday funds to pay her Action annual tea bash for local pensioners which have charged any less ha the -al dangers of drug abuse. Leeds lager and half a litre of vodka physiL hack. venue. took place this week in the Leeds University refectory before attempting his feat.

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F the rumours of Anne and they often feature hip, during the closing mil Nick's impending youthful appeal honk! departure from our with which Ante and I screens are to be believed, compete - tv can they! Nick is mark*, hi your mornings could well routines, such as last 14 Ibe left with a chasm so unfillable which, resplendent in sideways Cap he. cheer} as to leave you with no the decks a lit Sash_ alternative other than to shift up to scratch with Rid' your arse off the couch and, unintentionally hilarh4 heaven forbid, go to lectures. However Gm arena Nick win hands &Mb i ad-to-head Or has your TV been tuned into lovely Ainsley being it ITV for too long for you to care? prospect find thing in t Perhaps your loyalties arc split sour-faced Tame The boy Scum between the only two possible ways to Brookes. Arad what of spend your morning? There can be no dawn Sale et al len services of such Imam While both offer the same rich blend of Russell Grant to preset (dollen topical chat. burning issues and knitting and astrulogi (AMORY Rich illuminating lifestyle tips, the fact remains and Judes have achieve Football fanatic Nick, that both the dynamic duos. along_ u-ith the presence of super in touch with his keeps their ever-present entourages of cooks. is forgivable - just! tAr Leans sickeningly towards weathermen, agony aunts and fashion Connelly, why is it that , masculine side. new man - Squeek gurus. bring their own unique gems of diet books, each claimi parts of our anatomy to inspiration to our goggle boxes. squeekl proportions, do exactly But thi. is where any-similarities end. It is Mouse? gastronomically fascist or the way in which this omnipotent cocktail of Man overall total content ap wit, wisdom and soft-furnishing-advice is thyseltit bit of a try hard in the served to us which is as important as whether But we thgras, yes joke department, when he you take your Martini shaken or stirred. You Funniest when he's not creature from the Gem hits- he's a wit, when he only nerd to compare the comfy. auntie's count in their favour. h trying, when he does it misses. straight down the lounge feel of the Good Morning set with tends to tall flat. luckily he This the cast of characters Richard and Judy's slick. vibrant pad. On members of the family luckily 6 pan. Morning we are even treated to a tantalising doesn't try too leisure woman's WO. witty or Shitti? glimpse of their adoring public as they gaze nod along knowingl} a through the tinted glass. which gives the show of a cants man - sympathetic glances w A tot its communal feel, this is further substantiated you. the viewer. reveal Hurrah! by Fred's enormous weather map, a feature Seems to fancy himself as medical secrets, whilst which is Eadly lacking in their rivals' show. themselves with diem' something 0 a 8 This. along with its occasional terminal halitosis and connoisseur. definitely a glimpses of the Where is Goad Ho Boozer or are., wn,haeireif wine man - if you know gliattrierLipongp agony aunt? We are st what 1 mean! loser? Although not immune to Me odd pery himself, he This man oozes smarm!. doesn't have quite the Have you ever seen any same ad-man quality as 6 one sneak a pery at a I Smarm! or our Rich. scantily-clad model so 10 Charmer? blatantly? No such skeleto°5 fl his star cupboard - uortunately! / RUSSELL - what a Alleged booze cruises around his local Gateway lend an interesting dark 9 Saint or Sinner? side to his otherwise Overall scars: Tills Morning arra si squeeky clean image Richard 34 Hick 32 Judy 26 Anne Total Scores MON =60

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ighilseuej11111rMUSIC 213 l CONCENTRATE From the ao doldrums of Following the release of THIS WEEK'S n't"Mansize Rriostre' and with The Duchess to top 10 triumphs, the equally special Bluetones Supergrass and the Bluetones supporting. it was a small venue tour which was epitomise the rise and rise of something wally precious; a top single moment when Supergrass Britpop. STEVE COOPER and teemed phenomenally over qualified and criminally OWEN GIBSON see if they were underage to be in such a place Garbage - "Stupid And so it went on; the Carl" t Mushroom) still caught by the fuss.... album I Should Coro, an immediate best seller, only Sugary vocals over proved the point further - a slightly menacing young that it seemed nothing cache of irresistible pop gems backing track. What is all about was impossible and delivered with enough suss, if Garbage will be progress. everything lay within their sass and cheeky good humour un-hip next month? arasp. to captivate a nation's youth Ace. Development. Supergrass, far A tittle over a year ago still weaned on a steady diet they first blitzed Leeds. of substandard Brapop drivel Isie amnion and Ben 11ovd review the Ifrom being playing a stupendous gig at and Euro pop pap. If Gat .cio0e reliieWA Oa page 4 tarred with that tired The Duchess of York_ It was Coombes and co. were the old Britpop epithet, an exhilarating moment: for alternative Monkees. then everyone there knew they everyone was willingly drawn have resolutely were witnessing something into their fascinating, curious fought the special it was painfully soap opera/ sit-corn lifestyle. top album establishment and at obvious that a venue as Remember the summer? How intimate as The Duchess was Supergrass became indelible the same time the last chance to see in everyone's hearts and a Various -Future funk irris:worid) established a bond before series of memorable they went Ines at Glastonbury A tlasours*the own themselves as one of and T to The Park of IA dance MI supernova. our greatest bands. The swayed all further jungle: mane Mill startling rise to m[']eddle's and Their atmosphere doubters. ory, # heady year long If this wasn't trombone tx'ats,11his was truly futuristic illection is sit Of excitement. buzzin' tangible; enough then the band were about filled to opacity with .':iiihd insouciant the chilled out trip-hop .... free attitude has been normally to release a hit single which vases the kind of rt tinac :.: quite gitVving to watch. sedate written to trifectly. Duchess was ould prove that The exegemcnt lay in crammed full everything was more complement Sunday known* that however you afternoon hangovers. ., and the tour has than alright., As the appteet4ted Supergrass, already gone into summer months soured to Album reviews' on page 4 you alvays knew that the legend as one of those you the acrimony surrounding the hest i.14 around the corner. will always claim you were at. petty squabbling between Blur DeOte the brilliance of These guys were gonna he and Oasis, Supergrass were the here arid now there was superstars... to anybody still riding triumphantly high always the threat or even present that night it seemed as ''Alright" asserted Mello top movie greater things. A band so inevitable, the anthem of the king hot

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the best in music brought to you by Thibmactii)I 011 • the garage • COCKPIT o s e ill summer. A further gig at Brighton musical abilities). Beach only further drilled the So to "Going, Out"; again in Supergrass ethic home: namely another cheeky sidestep and little over a yams The crowdt. too of the "Have a good time all the another off-kilter musical swiping seemed to mirror the confounding a professionally turned out pop time phikesophy and lingers up of Pencil Harem keyboards rise of their stageside idols; a outfit though?) the humour still to everyone else, And as the late swirling together with churning disparate mish mash of old and intactrwitness the strip- start summer turned to cloud and guitars to produce a musical beast young- Britpop affiehmadoes. antics of "Strange Ones") and drizzle, the 'grarse still kept our more suited to the Beatles "Alright" convertees, 30- that anthem still proving as heads held high and happy as Gaz "Revolver" or a typical Syd somethings eager to view the live enjoyable as it is annoying... but • and Co. refused to stop crowing Barrett piece of '60.s version of their coffee table perhaps it is becoming a 01111: might say that of your aserage Britian% about their shag,gin'. smokin' and psychedelia. A companion of I Should Coco, millstone annual their necks. British guitar mtr4e for chanter.'. "Slight Return" and fightin' antics. confusing nouveau mods (SU fucking tragic) Gaz's nonchalant attitude to such SBritpop. If y I ni mute I shut "An: You Blue or Ate You But as whiter came, the song. and lastly of course... the a troublesome beast was to its toad a while ago, and certain Rliixl an simply classicisop question inevitably raised sideboards posse. announce it as "Stairway To e!, ideal %vices., drained of fun songs whilst -Cut Some Rug" is was how Supergrass where If Ciaz Coombe,s. Supergrass' Heaven" thus confusing legions and excitement. are "Made of Stone" fir the would progress into '96. choruses lead singer, guitarist and main of adolescent girls who were only whispering tin the li tints of nintieie They won't change the It was time for another and verses man is the object of many pre- too keen to begin bouncing Radioheadi 'ashen! do we go world tw sots the is 'ratio simgression. seem to pubescent fantasies then he is inanely at the start of each song. from litre?"' For the throng of crisis, but a% ■ In our Christman album entwine only too eager to live out this role The songs still ring true; bubbling. blames, lager day a little hi ;1.11u., ill: . round up. Leeds Studeru themselves an stage. his chirpy banter "She's So Loose", "Lose It" and drenched 3oungsters at smile on 'tour Woe. predicted that we would ogether and between songs allude to his sex powerful newie "Going Out" Brighton Beach the answer Like their blue footballirie soon he heating an prove equally symbol status - yet he remains were considerably enhanced by o as writ large in blue. -Therif'..; counterptins (Chelassa, since yin.t ask ) what mpresaes about The altogether different appealing. hut, cheekily down to earth and Gaz's growling lead guitar nit' heart sttu call't Bluetones is the style with which Supergrass; expect something yet again, another uncliched. His hirsute antics and the beefed-up till with Jean:an tittle smile. ix' they Miser the killer blow and. alternative - something more akin step in the inexorable progression. partners. the presence of a horn I:hallo-we shi old he natal u if all. their us ere hel mine to a dark Pink Floyd was the Game, set and match to the section. but the lxnential t rr eleatue. t • nliko tangent where these boys would Oxford Thu then? Danny Cioffey selection seems to faced without a little Biddle and co. ilwaels SUVA'S% fly off to next. we guessed. But Not quite it seems, the hurdle and wide eyed. have worn a little charm and aka of is vinuat13 guaranteed: the) who could accurately say? These of this large-scale national tour angel-voiced thin. It was to le-croned Mark era the sons. the style and the boys had consistently shaken up would surely see the band place Mickey Quinn somewhat Morriss. who has conlidenct. with the unit' everybody's preconceptions themselves definitively on the only add to a surprising. even a matured from ashy gtestinm marks hanging us er almost constantly since their very map But where? As a maturing demented little !lute shuffles to a how much they ulna it Ilk* inception. From the pure punk Supergrass'? A brand who seem cannon quality disappointing, to Intl), fledged ear in lades laidleack attitude may pnsve to blast of debut single "Caught By keen to distance themselves from which their daft hear no brand new a n oiler of no and Cur The he the Mai vtumbline Klock to the Fuzz". which despite its the superficialities of their Clothes Angels songs and despite (lusts styli. claim:nor:ahem unashamed adolescent theme. brainless summer anthem and logo seems to Gaz's glittering. cheeky Bluetones this shins stieveas hu . at the end ref the 4.1:1. displayed a startling forge away anew? Naah, it suggest. stage presence (cue to he their manifesto. 's just a may he we lived a hand in a hum precociousness and cocksure superb hand doing what they do Launching straight into a millions of female swoons t it Onstage they hoe we can invest our hopes and swagger. through the rawk best - writing irresistible pop screaming version of "Caught By seems that the rush of progress much of the &rams w i hour seeing them pastiche of "Lenny" to the songs and resolutely refusing to The Fuzz", this was the sound of sweeping constantly around intro-awns C. simpering beauty of plastered all tsar the tabhnds unforgettable antics of "Alright". curtail their guodtime activities. a rock hand par excellence. still Supergrass is waning. if only es cry lathe day, Like their it just seemed that the band With the scene suitably set it scarily youthful but at the same temporarily. A reticence to their debut album, but this is more than %wheats Supergrass they hate always left cynical hacks was time for the band to perform time gloriously mature as the perform anything new maybe made up for in successful y made the transition confounded as they once again on stage and so to the Town and musical elements wrestled or perhaps this material was Man wannahe's gonnu-he's: defied the normal slagging Cuuntry Club; the progression manfully together in inglorious being held back to appease us at straight film aa,i as long as hey don't bask fur foil afforded many young bands these was glaringly obvious - from harmony. But this concert was a later date. But for tonight, at energy and , i invidon. long in the =dote, blue light of days simply by being too good downtown.local to uptown less the triumphal return than it least, Supergrass' star was Which Esmting ru Fls• the future e ill and way too extol (a testament to concert venue this was a startling should have been: granted the merely shining in the sky when isn't to say nun they stray into the realms he theirs for the taking, their alarming youth and startling rise fora young band to achieve runes were all immaculate we have become accustomed to (should we expect anything less a glittering supernova. was a culinary was a night on was a course at was a humble delight... the tiles... university... place of abode...

Flying Saucers c; Vague Obviously - Material Science Suburban semi Kitsch '70s sweet of the t Dressing up, sex, glamour, The peculiar static properties of Very small with woodchip on discerning youngster who was funky music and rooms full of nylon and polyester have never the wall, natch. The perfect sorted for E number's and fizz. weirdos - the perfect Pulptastic been so interesting or quite so setting for stories of urban lust night out. figure hugging - "Ooh suit you, sir" and degradation.

Jellied Eels and of Brighton Beach French Art & Lit. Devonshire Hall course whelks sold by a dodgy The boys all go hand in hand with Poncy southern shandies Blur The undeniably suitable location geezer outside the pub; Blur try their gang of adidas clad are right at home in the world of for pissed up lager louts who and prove their barrow boy fookalikes in the hope of attracting Balzac and Cezanne and their have much more money than credentials - bunch of arse. hordes of screaming girlies. pointless pontifIcations. sense. Charmless men. I Egg and Chips Ritzy's Surely the place Sentinel Towers Coo-k0 by dear Ma Gallagher, for a bangin' Oasis night out - A champagne supernova in the washed down with champagne beer, fights and pulling chances Not fucking likely! sky from which to hurl countless and frosted with "sugar" - Oasis aplenty - "Come and have a go televison sets upon unsuspecting will never betray their roots! if you think you're hard enough". passers by (Blur. perchance?)

Supernoodles The Poly Bop Hair Studies As long Studentville, LS6 Instant gratification. and as Cheap. cheerful-and immensely as Gaz continues to cultivate Communal house of fun with close to perfection as humanely popular; unpretentious fun for the small animals in his facial hair , easy access to your local friendly possible, all in under three carefree youth of today - "She's hair watchers of the world can dealer in Supergrass. minutes. so loose", you're not wrong! Srest easy in their beds 13 MUSIC 4

SADIE WHITTAKERPP hip, hops and jumps to one of the definitive dance round-ups of the year, while PIERS Howie B- MARTIN strokes his blissed out Music For goatee to the sounds of Howie B Babies (polvdor) KIDS, eh, who'd have *eim? Well it looks like famed Mork collaborator Various- and friend of U2. Howie B would Future Funk and indeed has, or rather his Wreewarldl partner hie. And because of this tatherhood [I.E.:1R the way for Future Funk, a double CD he's gone all sensitive and adult and compilation packed shoe-a-hlock with the likes of thrown an Eno on us; ie. hats are ow i.efttleld. DJ knish and Coddle. to nanwcheck only and syhthy witthlings are very mud a few. the dish of the day, 'Cry' and 'Shag Garbage "Stupid Girl" Disk I offers a flavour of the cream of UK dance and are sparse• electronic pieces made auk (Mushroom) ;,angle: DJ Food drops by to mix some mean melodies. slightly interesting by the addition or If yoe haven't heard this single hie The Chemical Bmthers 'leave Horne' to excite us slinky rhythms and subterranean yet, then where've you been for •• "h their boombastic heats. bleeps Likewise. the last six months? Stupid Girl The second half or this futuristic collection is tilled to 'Away Again is all sugary vocals over a capacity with chilled out trip-hop vibes, the kind of music shoukl have readers slightly menacing backing track, written to perfectly complement Sunday afternoon of 'Wire' stroking and is therefore standard hangovers. Massive Attack and Bomb The Hass their he-goateed Garbage lare. This.daesnamt4P1 t pictured kill both put in appearance here, with chins in approval of that ifs not brilliant. So what if Kamlacoma I tinkle Situation Mix and One To one its moumfill jaizy next month Garbage will Religion rest amively. Other noteworthy contributions designs. Not even probably he tragically un trip'? come in the syrupy tones of 1helisa's Friendly that old "oral for They •re ace now and that's all Pressure, a track seeped in sensuality and gushing coming down at that matters. with grooves so laid hack you may never want to -tam" chestnut will bexxane venial again. save this 1mm being So chill out and get down to the beats, the forever recognised Foo Fighters "Big Me" future's bright. the fattnrc-'s funky. as tedious old arse (Capitol) Also recommended: Dope on Plastic 3 ..phatta than Pat Rutcha..." What starts off like the I till onheads "Big Gay Heart" -on degenerates into what cry one will call "The Fix, higliter, Slow One." Less gruff On your Blocks Ride - nut ilicamprehensible) vocal, can't disguise the fact that Tarantula people will still worship this (Mallon) record because of the Nirvana connections; but all the right t always seemed as if Ride contacts in the world can't hide A FREE pair of were on the edge of huge the fact that this is boring, mainstream success. They stretched too far, but there an: repetitive crop. had it all - heart-stornting still moments of ball -grahbill guitars. trademark say - brilliance. "Black Nile Crash- Intastella "Grandmaster" everything-and nothing nps into everything good abt 111! p'r (Planet 3) brim and songs that could the Stones. whilst the pure ' A glans packed cyber fest if ever bring you as high or as low as of songs like "Sunshine" and there was one! Stella's you wanted. 'Gonna Be Alright" mean than shamelessly. narcissistic vocal But as the lyrics on Ride won't just fade away fir a flows above a luxurient futurist "Sunshine" say, it seems art this while yet. pop landscape. Brilliant synth album that they're "sick and Even if this album doesn't and bass grooves. Great Tricky tired " of their guitars "and the match previous ones. it's (mix; Egotism. What more do same oki songs again". Ride definitely a lining swansong. you want. for God's sake? excelled at nicking what was As the album ends and you best about -60s folk and funk hear a sole man clapping, The Lightning Seeds there's the feeling that Ride and just taming it into glorious "Ready or Not" noise. 7iirantula shows that couldn't have ended any other way. or any better (Epic) they have pushed this to its Yc-s ! It's another Lightning Seeds limits -melodies and lyrics are Sarah Monk single! It sounds like the last 11.6t* once! Ifs "ellortless perfect pop" sunglasses worth upto conventional critical wisdom!• Terrorvision - It'll get played on the radio and The Chart Shovel It'll end up Regular somewhere between 14 and 20 in the hit parade! It's somewhat Urban pointless? Survivors Longpigs "On and On (Total Vegas) Overall. this new album (Mother) doesn't stray very tar from the This is unitutunately oat as Trorv►sion's success is blueprint of 1994's "How ti instantly catchy as their last £89 quite simple - great single. "Far", but the gorgeous Make Friends...." Plus win a trip to the 1996 Olympics TLtunas. "Perseverance" is "Enteralierego" sounds just harinunies in both the melody us bouncy as a beachful of like "Pretend Best Friend," and the vcicak easily With Fresh Vision Contact Lenses & Solutions Pamela Anderson hur that's by no means a had overcompensate for that cacti. A impersonators. while "Elide thing. combination of the subject • A iviiiablr ono lamed range of Irrtsrs the Dad Girl" is as catchy as "Regular Urban Survivors" is matter being about breaking up a a South African fielder facing a happy. summer record that relationship and Crispins soaring ( an English batsman. Add to has come at just the right vrxals vt:tke this single Cathartic Iles a wicked sense at' humour, time, to remind us that the Weer: t It The Week. Tcmin,ision have the cheek to snow and ice won't last VS1ON cull a song "Superaircirtie." forever. Play loud, and dean' Singled out by Vickie OPTICIANS with a drummed intro identical of the heatwave! Boulton to the one which begins a song Ben Lloyd yl of' a similar title by a certain Chris Leadbeater. Lower Ground Floor. Union Buildings, Leeds University Manctmian hand dulle• BOOKS 5 The Dead School

lir Patrick McCabe Picador £4.99

he Dead Sc/rind tells the tragic Kiss and tell Tclot's' of Male ti, thidgeiin and Raphael Bell_ Maluchy, after a David Huggins first novel The Big painful childhood, binds happiness and, despite Kiss is a scorcher, full of sex, drugs M cCahe being at best a mediocre teacher, manages to get a job at the most lauded and psychopaths. JENNIFER school in Dublin. Here he meets Raphael Hell, the headmaster. Having also faced a MATTHEWS puckered her lips, went difficult childhood, he has excelled to become one of the most respected teachers in Dublin. weak at the knees and talked to the insistent on discipline and religious piety. This meeting, however, proves to be the man who wrote about a world we all downfall of both of them. affecting their public and private lives, and ultimately their sanity. know exists, but dare not admit to... McCabe shows the transience of happiness. love and success through the nightmare scenario which grips you nunes of Raphael and Matachy, who, he Big Kiss is a sex and holds your attention *till the ving seemed to have beaten the sadness of and drugs tour de mindblowing finale. it childhoods, are then forced to face it force. It hits you in Huggins himself is it cool and airs with twice the intensity. Raphael the face, it is overwhelmingly down-to-earth guy. becomes a paragon of success only to be impossible to ignore. This is suprising, considering the knocked down hit by bit, obsessed with TThe fact that it is Huggins' intensity of his hook. This made me liltconspiracies and the past. Malachy. having first novel makes it all the wonder if he has ever met people restored his faith in love and himself, is left more remarkable. The like his characters. 'This is not my heart broken and obsessed with the pupils and publication of The Big Kiss story, Ws not my life. I made the Mr Bell's bullying. whole lot up. I hate people who tell Despite being a deeply tragic story it is marks the birth of a writer who's every bit as good as lain their life story in their novels. Why alai very funny. McCabe manages to make bother? I just wanted to tell a good Banks, and every hit as funny you laugh at the most devastating moments story.- and at others stops you in your tracks. The as Stephen Fry.. Fair enough. but if it's just a dark humour makes you laugh along with A qualified illustrator, but story, where did the inspiration Malachy and Raphael's insane thoughts, frustrated by low wages. David came from? Huggins kindly drawing the reader into their lives. Ultimately. Huggins decided to try his hand at explained: "I hope this world exists something else as well to bring in the book hinges on this involvement with the somewhere, because otherwise it characters - throughout, the reader knows extra income. At first he tried only exists in a small pocket of my exactly what is going to happen next. Despite writing a cartoon strip, then a brain - and that is really worrying. I this, there is a willingness to read on in the children's book. But he was unable had no intention when I started to to get these published. So he wrote hope that things will go right for Malachy and write about people I know. but I'm Raphael. a novel instead- That novel wasn't. sure there are Alans and Sieves out The Dead School is a compelling. Big Kiss. there. I hate the characters in my devastating novel written with great wit and This book is a real smacker on book, they're the scum of the earth realism. Definitely worth reading the lips. a blinding tongue•ickler. with their posh houses and designer It's fast and furious, slow and gear." Charlotte Weithley sensual, every reader's dream. No I think it's important at this amount of praise can do justice to stage to defend a couple of she the sheer boldness of Huggins' characters from The Big Kiss Huggins whether his cynical glance at life in the fast lane . iuggins if he was against mental they're not all that had. Mart, Liz's patients receiving the help they outlook towards wedlock was The book tells the story of best friend. is a cool, karate-kicking stopping him taking the plunge A Year in our Lives Steve, a troubled entrepreneur who deserve "That's not what I'm model with loads of attitude. She's himself. "In the book Steve and Liz lives in a dark world surrounded by saying. I just think schemes like John MacKenna a star, smoking grass and kicking are strangers. they can't near certifiable neurotics. His wife BUPA are an absolute rip-off. I Picador £5.99 ass. Mary is also one of the more even reckon they might communicate. Her affair is a release Liz and her friend Mary are both sympathetic characters. She takes a misdiagnose to rake in more from the chains of a matrimony description of John MacKenna as ex-models and pot-heads. Steve's fancy to Steve, one of her patients, money. In the book I lett it gone sour. Her desperation causes the major discovery of latter-day best friend and business partner is a and gives a new meaning to his life. ambiguous as to Steve's condition her to become a puppet in her Irish writing" is more than justified love- starved alchoholic, His other When I asked Huggins about so the reader could still question lover's perverted theatre. I haven't by his collection of deeply affecting and partner Alan is a control freak who got married because I haven't met teasingly irresistible short stories in A Year has dollar signs engraved on his the right women and I don't know Of Our Lives. eyeballs. myself well enough yet to take on The title story is a simple, lyrical Late one drunken evening. Steve I hate the characters in my the responsibility. I think if you account of a marital separation seen collects his car from Alan's mews don't know yourself then you through the eyes of both parties. It sets the house and hears what sounds like a book. They're the scum of shouldn't get married." tone for the other stories which explore the murderous assault. His failure to Hugeins is destined to become lives of' ordinary Irish people burdened confront the issue costs him more the earth, with their posh the next lain Banks, the next Irvine with various problems and preoccupations. than his life is worth. Sieve begins Welsh. He was amazed at the Each tale, told from a first person to lose his grip on reality, his life, houses and designer gear comparison_ "It's unjustified. These perspective, begins in the present then his job and his marriage. He sets - writers are brilliant.Troinsponsng smoothly and subtlety moves to the past. as out to discover the truth, but in is the best hook I've ever read and I sharp and often deeply harrowing doing so becomes a victim of a this, he set about to convince me how insane he really became. believe it is the best novel to have memories invade the characters' minds. world we all know exists but don't that Mary is not all she's cracked "I researched into the mental been published in II) years 1 am The narrator hears his or her soul in an like to admit to. up to be. "I guess she's okay. But 1 health system and this is just what I flattered." intensely intimate and personal manner, The book weaves a complex really feel that the fact that she think. The real psychopath in the Huggins may be niodest but he making us feel that we are privileged io web of lies and deceit in the works in the private health service story is Alan. yet he never flips really is that gnod.The Rig Kiss is hear a testimony that is not intended for a purlieus of private mental health makes her well dodgy. If she were a over the edge - and surely he brilliant, a must for every public audience. care. Steve realises he is going to genuine helper she'd work in the should be the one getting help. I honkshelf, Through his characters, MacKenna have to face one final shattering NHS." mean, he's a nutter, a total loon." explores many controversial issues which confrontation which will threaten This is certainly u political The Big Kiss also presents a The it,,e Arse is ixibthbrd by Pb4■41,f. are at the forefront of contemporary Irish the lives of all he cares about. statement. I felt obliged to ask bird's-eye view of marriage. I asked pri‘v,1 112 49. life, and indeed of all modem societies, He Huggins draws you in to a compels us to consider, and perhaps reassess, our attitude towards heterosexual and homosexual love, AIDS, sexual abuse. death. and the demands and pressures of society and religion. particularly If you'd like to win a copy of The Big Kiss then Catholicism. Embued with eroticism and nuance, this Competition answer this question. is an immensely effective and moving book. Simple, direct and thought- provok ing. If you could give the big kiss to anyone,who would it be and why? Julia Swales The Books editors, Leeds Student, Leeds University Union, PO Box 157, Leeds, LS1 1UH

ARTS 6

In t* Don't miss Stalls the complete Wee5kly Theatre Round Up Juice Oscars Foe Oscars in next West Yorkshire Playhouse BEN COOK takes time to peruse a', Theatre de Complicity's rte's week's issue production for the West Yorkshire the favourites in our definitive Playhouse. is an innovative adaptation week-by-week guide to the of the story of Robinson Crewe. The Fr Hopkins , A . DC 3 2 5B additional material has been carefully fast approaching big night Seven cementixl to the fundamental ace of the story The book of the film it both to explore this anew and provide wider BEST ACTOR medium wouldn't :know Odds - to- I (The ceremony doesn't allow absentees. eirel of meaning. niess you've been living The narrator Anne Barton finds herself however good the eseuse.) Anthony Hopkins, Nixon on the planet Unicepur cast ashore on Crusoe's island. She Role - Mad president caught with pants down by for the past few months. encounters an admirably self-sufficient Nicholas Cage, Leaving Las Vegas U Deep Throat. you can't fail to have missed Crosse who nevertheless has peen Role - Alcoholic scretowriter drinks a lot, finds a woman, Speech - "Nixon for Republican candidate the hype surrounding the dehumanised and is content to lose himself in drink, some more, then loses consciousness, Seven, 96!" fatter all, he was labelled an all - recent Hollywood blockbuster. silent. dehumanising, wool-gathering American hcm after his death.) Speech - "I'd like to thank my sponsors: Jack Daniels. In the aftermath of its success, contemplation of the sea before him. Barton's Odds - (only outside chance as stony Budweiser, Jose Ciservo, Smirnoll, Jim Leeds bookshops are smuggling attempts at conversation are met with a the film was a flop. regardless of the Absolute until he is hauled off.)" to meet the demand for silence, though she clings to this activity to quality of his performance,) goes on maintain a link with civilization. Crusoe. Anthony Bruno's novelisation. hip remarkable acting. But is it worth fighting for? ironically. is adamant in his defence of ever} Richard Dreyfass, Mr liellabi's CONS Odds - 2-1 i Ought to win for man's right to speech as exemplified in his unless: he did actually drink. it all, and then he should win Blunt) certainly manages to Rote - Music teacher dreams °Chigger things for himself capture the pessimistic nature indignance at the removal of Man Fritla) '. with beats,) for his capacity/devotion to his art.) and his students (Anal Poem Society of the film. His prose, lacking tongue by his previous slave-owner movies win Speech - "fast goes to show - even had colour, imparts to us a dark Barton has a similarly ambiguous attitude prizes." Seam Peak Dead Man Walking awaits death, and grows awful picture of the social chaos that to language, Soon after Crusoe's death she Odds - 8-1 (Possible award more for lone service than Role - Convicted murderer is causing people to seek ways and Friday are rescued and return to London, actual pertnrmanee facial hair. where she encountia-s Defoe and tries to Speech - "I guess I've come a tong way since Shanghai of resistance The theme of struggle persuade him that the powerful elemental Massimo Troisi, Posting Surprise.- underlies this novel. The main dignity of the Crusoe she has known desmes nds love through poetry. Odds 1- I (May he pipped to.the post due to had boy Rule -Romantic posits: fi characters each have a different rmount. But she is dissatisfied with the Speech "TM soon' can't he there tonight. but my image.) embellishment Defoe necessitates for a work way of opposing the turmoil of of popular consumption- the very imtatitni I the city: Mills challenges the Crust x! had felt at her prnclivity for the problem by using his position personal detail of story-telling. as an agent of the law: Behind all this stands a Friday whose The Flower of My Secret Sister My Sister Somerset intends to retire fmm necessarily silent presence can say more the city and thus escape about rising above human incivility and the altogether, the mysterious lvtng noble triumph over oppression and Avers* palm Alniodovar's /nvo incest, psycho intends to draw films have alwaysal oppression than any amount of hot air. But does Friday and murder. attention to the wrongs of the o ered mind not betrig able to talk - language is both ff large doses of ind yet based on a true city through his killings thin Spanish culture. sex. passion, Sister Ms Sister is a a ham and a blessing. This Is to take nothing story, highlight each of the deadly edy and powerful film embodying away fmm the intelligent and femininely bondage. com sins. primary bright rooms and social and religious taboos. fluctuating dominant perfomance of Kmhyrn Expediency and apathy are clothes. Until now, that is. portraying bourgeois Hunter as Susan Barton who bravely seen by Bruno to have reduced With The Flower of my oppression arid sexual attempted to carry the show. Her character is the city to this level. But the Secret it seems as if Pedro home village to find herself controversy. hive and revolt at the evil of an important part of the cargo taken in any problem with the book is that has sutklenly matured and again It is set in I q3()5 France in their final =ions. but search for the truth through the waters of while it is trying to take a stance gone all respectable. toning Within this founework the household of Madame whatever the ultimate leaning. existentialism. It's only a shame that the against the dehumanisation of down sex to love and there is a connecting story of Danzanl, who employs two the feeling evoked is of voyage was inordinately tedious in the case tit individuals in society. it is replacing his young, Leo's maid and her Latirk) sisters as servants. The two unease. Foe. unable itself to present us with beautiful characters with son. In these sections the true girls find refuge in the Julie Walters, as Madame Jim Blswell completely human chitracteas to ageing protagonists. Almodovar can he glimpsed seclusion of their attic room. Danzard, injects unexpected reinforce its message, giving us Blithe Spirit It tells the story of a - stunning matador style where bonds of kinship humour into the dismal scene only stereotyped and formukuc Raven Theatre mature woman who wrues dancing, erotically charged transmute into a frenetic and leads a cast of excellent figures. trashy Barbara Cardand style emotion between mother and sexual relationship. They are performances. ten Charles Condamine Brun writing style is too novels under the pen-name son. glistening Mom torsos plagued by emotional turmoil Overall, Sister My Sister is discovers that his ex-wife has pulpy, and he has a hugely Leo, Sadly, though. her and bodies up for and the threat of discovery a chilling drama which deals returned after a seven-year annoying habit of ramming private life is not a bed of prostitution. If only this was which erupts in the brutal well with its controversial absence he is faaxl with the age home important plot points. roses like those of the the main story instead of murder of their masters. content with no simple Wmild problem of the unwanted guest. He This, unfortunately gives heroines in her books. The something which is bland. This is a film °Imre character polarisation or any the would seem especially deserving of impression that the novel was film charts the demise of her insipid and lacking in the thematic and dramatic power attempt to moralise. Sisters sympathy, since this particular guest is dead merely written to capitalise on a marriage, her relationship sparkle and delight of usual in which the audience endures are doing it for themsdves. Noel Coward's characters in Blithe Spirit financially successful film with her sister, mother and Alrnudovar films. a tension vacillating between am however, far mot: complex than simple Marcus Waithe rather than impart a message. friends, and her return to her WTI ipathy tier their sister's ohjeets of sympathy or mockery. Much of the Helen Whiteoak play's comedy results from subtle snipinp, disguised derision and veiled vehemence. Thin 1.131.1 Theatre Group managed to successfully include these more acidic elements of Coward's classic is testament to the quality of their production. there, Don that Duncan Lumsden blended the foppish and the suave to produce a convincing Don perfomuince as Charles Condomine. and his JENNIFER MATTHEWS dances to the tune of quicklire conversations with his wile Ruth Quixote and chats with dancer Charlotte Broom [the elegant Joanna Shirley) were more polished than the costume tiaras Following harlotte Broom is 24 and has with her choice of career . "I always the appearance of Elvira (his dead ex-wile i. already achieved every dancer's wanted to he a dancer Ifs physically and the couple's comedy of cross-purposes was Cdream - twome a principal mentally demanding and you need to be perhaps the highlight of the play. Recca within an established company. The tact one hundred and tine percent commited. Mountford, as Elvin!. sizzled in spectral she is, at the moment. only' junior principal am. and I love it It's hard being a female silver. enough the temptress to fit Coward's Is irrelevant as she's taken a major step up dancer because there's so touch own description of 'a good advert for the ladder that most dancers can only stand competition. When I was promoted to necmphilia'. at the bottom of junior principal I was so pleased because it Although it took a little while for the She had always wanted to be a dancer showed that the company has confidence iiidience to warm to its caustic comedy. this and has been practising since she was four in me. It's and I'm under a lot of production of Blithe Spirit was every bit as years old. At the tender age of I I she was pressure, hut it is worth W- funny as the Harrison/ Rutherford film. A accepted at the Royal Ballet where she pm Qui.tote has been acclaimed by mention must go to the lavish costumes and trained for tour years_ She went on to tour critics and I asked Charlotte if she was set, and to the ghostly goings on that formed with the Vertu ballet theatre before moving enjoying it, "The production is brilliant the play's finale. The sagging pictures, to the National Ballet. It is with the and the only thing I would change is the puranormalgdano, flying vases and hmken National Ballet that Charlotte performed. pnces so that it was more acccsable to china provided a fitting end to a smashing in their production of Don Qui.wote at the everyone. I've been in a lot of shows and I show. Grand theatre this month. can honestly say that this is one not to Ben Verinder I asked Charlotte if she was still happy mist" 4 Imp FILMS 7 Moor

The new film version of Othello is the first in a flurry of Hollywood-ified Shakey plays. Improvement or Bard-stardisation? LUCY WORSLEY and JO FERGUSON decide

f you've got the extended scene of the something_again.st it. bedroom nuptials of Othello should have (Laurence Fishbume - Bots in ddoneone something the Hoed, What's 1 ore Got Isooner. All the signs Do With lo and liesdernona were there, you had (Irene Jacob.) But then, of vour chance, now you course. !ago decides to weave better just fie back and his intricate network or deceit. take it, because there's intending to corrupt Othello's going to be no escape. marriage by eliciting insane Bill the Bard's got his jealousy against the guiltless foot in the door, and Desdemona and generally there's no chance of fucking things up for the Moor slamming it. 'cos he's Where proper Shakespeare wearing hob-nail boots. embodies Othello's paranoid I.isten up and listen good delusions rather more subtley. - twelve, yes twelve movie Parker's method of visually portraying an array of jealousy- remakes of Shakessr are certain res cts these themes them on hoard. Now a political Fab,d'litI as Lady Macbeth tBranagh's soon-tobe•released induced erotic pe soon to be hitting fantasies on the represent tlu dramatic heart of analogy has never gone amiss. even unnamed on stage. The Hamlet boasts Billy Crystal and screens, so ignorance isn't part of Othello is certainly the plays. Branagh's Henry V but who could reckon to an excitement of the younger Rohm Williams among the psychologically effective. going to be any excuse. gave us musing battle scenes RSC version of The Men•hatu audience at this production was cast, f Thus the traditional The whole thing about Prepare to become cultured. with buckets full of blood and Of Venice replete with likened to the scenes at a pop bastions of accomplished Shakespeare is that the main But hey, don't worry. it's not gore, while Mel Gibson's computers, Manes and nit concert. Culture? Shakespeare have had to force elements of entertaining going to be all that bad. In fact. Hamlet was simply better than phones? Even more outlandish This is all rather amusing themselves into a corner to viewing are already in place - if Oliver Parker's new film any supposedly true-to-the- was the controversy provoked really. Whatever your opinions provide a fresh pen:peen Ye_ love. jealousy, sex. death. Othello is anything to go hy, it's Shakespearean-text five-hour by artistic director of the Globe about the glut of imminent The luvvies air quaking in murder and intrigue. Modem all going to be rather grexl fun slog. Theatre, Mark Rylance, whose Shakespeare movies, the fact is their boots and have film versions have teased these Following on from the Indeed. so successful have production of Macbeth was set these seem to have become the disappeared up their own arc. elements out and while positively sex-dripping these approaches been that even in the present day, with lines forefront in Shakespearian Take up the challenge - see dissenting purists might level sensuality of Shalt Ado About the unresponsive world delivered in Tarantino style and innovation and class acting. and some movie Shakespeare and accusations of "selling out" Nothing. Parker has decided to associated with traditional in which Jane Horrocks (aka can avail themselves of grind the pseuds into the against such an approach. in eo one better. For a start there's Shakespeare has taken sortie of Bubble from Absolutely Hollywood-size budgets ground_ When Strange Days Desperado Dir: Katherine Bigelow Dir: Robert Rodriguez. Saturday Stars: Ralph Fiennes. Stars: Antonio Randeras, Angela Basset Salina Hayek eil somebody shoots Comes trange Days a is your girlfriend you haw predictably glossy and exploration of the nature of two options available. film as much of a verbal swathe Dir: Maria Giese American" stylish futuristic thriller. as W Stars: Sean Bean. Emil;. S vos vurism. Bt. showing footage the choice depending on your as it is a bullet fest. But this Emily Lloyd deserves a red expected when combining of the -squids" from the general outlook and how far doesn't detract from the classic Lloyd. Pete Postlethwatte cant for her faltering Irish Katherine "Point Break" accent, Sean Bean should be protagonists' point of view. the you've got with the bible. Just feeling Rodriguez captures. A esperately wishing the 90 Bigelow and James "No Budget D streichered off for his audience is put in when you think Despenaki star mysterious gun-stinger rides into minutes were up and the Too Big" Carnenin. willingness to sign a contract their position. For this reason. Antonio Banderas is going to town and kills so many backfires in whistle would blow. It's New Years Eve 1999 and with this film, and Pete the rape svelte is particularly tilt-give and forget and sing celf- so many hilarious ways that all sitting through When Saturday in riot-torn LA. Lenny Nero Postlethwaile should know harrowing, but it is pitying laments with only his their funeral speeches have C:omes is like watching a replay (Ralph Ninon) is a dealer in better The failing also lies in the unambiguously conveyed, as guitar for company, quicker than already been written: "Ladies and of Fulham vs Torquay, when you pornographic "squids", illegal unrealism, with a footballer proved to Nero's disgusted you can say "tile —. guitar gentlemen. didn't they die well!" already know the score. Cliched, devices that can record the massive gun making his first signing for reaction. becomes hick-off This film is soot slick. predictable, and boring sum up user's esperiences first hand The ultravicilent climax Sheffield United at 26 years old. and all faith is restored in escapist Banderas kills majestenally and this flop. 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The Place, 9.00 Fifteen To One; 9.30 Stamp - troie Grunteeresi, Cook. Won't Cook; 9.45 Kilroy: Little Polar Bear. 8.35 Teddy 10.35 This Morning; 12.20 Schools; 12.00 Gardens Coitspe Reed eke deferent iowids in room 10.30 Good Morning With Anne Trucks; 8.40 The Record; 9.05 Calendar News: 12.30 News: Without Borders 12.30 Sesame Trainspotling 8,00 8.15 11.00 eve £3 001.50 Arid Nick; 12.00 News: Weather: Schools; 10.00 Playdays; 10.30 Weather; 12.55 Home And Street; 1.30 Camberenck Green 12.05 Turnabout: 12.30 Going Cats' Eyes; 10.45 Schools, 12.30 Away: 1.25 Chain Letters; 1.55 and The Herbs; 2.00 The Three For A Song: 1.00 News Weather: Working Lunch; 1.00 Schools; Lounge Clnema Town and Country Club Coronation Street. 2.25 High Stooges 1_30 Regional News: Weather, 2.00 The Little Polar Bear, 2.05 Some. And Saris hinny 4110 B. te Level-rein - Legendary 70s Road, 2.55 Shortland Street; 2.20 FILM: Value For Money 1.40 Neighbours; 2.00 Pebble Teddy Trucks; 2.10 Open View; disco floek in eidvence to avoid 3.20 News; 3.25 Calendar News; (1955). British comedy Showcase (Phone 01924 Mill; 2.40 Moon Over Miami; 3-30 2.15 Sport On Friday (Inc! 3.00 3.30 Rosie And Jim: 3.45 With John Gregson as a resupenteent and getting The Littlest Pet Shop; 3.50 Look News); 3.55 News' Weather, 4.00 420822 tor details) Zzzate ; 4.00 Talespin; 4.25 tight-listed Yorkshire neaten up by your 111ia-mates. Sharpf; 4.05 The All New Popeye Today's the Day: 4_30 Ready. fever. Casino. TrainspottIng. Gladiators: Train To Wide 4.55 millionaire who, turned (Ter. 2800 tool Show; 4,15 Julia Jekyll And Steady, Cook. 5.00 Esther Get This Desperado, Babe, When down by his fiancee, Herne' Hyde, 4.30 The Mask 5.30 The Village 5.10 Horne And Away. Saul goes to London where he Statue:ley Carnes, -Wester The Underground 4_55 Newsnound Extra 6.00 The Munsters increases his influence falls under the spell of Sense And Sensibility, Hear, The Cooker - Jazz, Punk. Soul 5.10 Blue Pelee Live events 6.25 The New Avengers over Selina gold-digging chorus girt Strange flap, Etraveheart Viva A steamy niger or rare groove. and news reports trom 7.15 Electric Circus 5.40 News: Weather Las Vegas, Fathet of the Bede 2. CS Britain's best-known 7.30 Crults 96. Peter Purves 5.55 Calendar: Local Weather Diana Dors 4.00 The Lillie Princees, Loch Nees, children's programme. and Jessica Holm visit the 6.30 Tonight: Local Weather Backdate 4.30 Countdown Dengereie Mind reverse/am 5.35 Neighbours Animal Health Trust 7.00 Bruce Forayth's Play 5.00 Secrets Of A Coral Cay Everesnes favourite pre-club 6.00 News: Weather 8.00 Secret Nature: Channel Your Cards Right 6.30 Regional News islands. Andrew Cooper 7.30 Coronation Street_ Jack 5.00 T.F.I. Friday (Aka Thank bar Four It's Friday) West Yorkshire Plavhnues, Magazines lakes a look at the wildlife and Vera find out the truth 7.00 Wipeout. Paul Daniels of the Channel Islands. 7.00 Channel 4 News Le Phonogrepreque about their new cleaner. hosts the gameshow in 8.30 Gardeners' World. With 8.00 The Bill. When a hand is 7.55 Book Choice Tee Lizard Club - The beet or which three contestants Geoff Hamilton bound on a rubbish tip, the 8.00 Fruity Stories. The first Si 1 '60s rind 'res reek. 10pre-tam. compete for the star prize 9.00 The Fast Show. Fast- search is on lot its owner. Programme in a senes ee4 of a superb holiday, moving comedy sketch 8.30 Paul Merton In Gatton that shows hurl-growing QUetry Theehe 7.30 Tomorrow's World. featuring the world's And Simpson's.., The can be enjoyed by 1)10 eoyernrneot TrISOectOr Max Philippa Forrester looks at drunkest family and the Lift. 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J-coming bands parade of experts in their particular area of yes them a personal anguish instead of an equivalent to i cult iconography the matriarch Denise linbenson figure., who ist can't hope to manages to be all things to all tormented souls. The presence of every mother's dream son-in- otnetly gonn law. Rill Persaud. who has the rare talent of is IN parody. in managing to give sound advice without ,mee anorak and sounding patronising (a skill probably acquired !milted to work sometime during his psychiatric training) is an such gags come added bonus. more Another hands-on approach adopted by inents? both is in the makeover department. There is a touch of the Martini ads about Richard and The girls scrap Ich Anne and se kitchen.with the Judy's makeover hit squad. where an it more appealing unsuspecting member of the public, usually a out sming than the granny, is abducted and transformed into a rritating Susan prospective. Pamela Anderson, whether she CATEGORY atter regulars? likes it or not Anne and Nick's approach is t in securing the somewhat more gentle but with no less biz.arre is Una Stubbs and results. Aar series on At the end of the day. the content of the Although :lively. Richarsl shows is of a pretty similar standard, leaving not immune to sup so great even the decision of which to watch to be decided the odd gaff. her serious Her grounding in brain on the relative merits of the presenters alone. Brain or Drain? joumo side rosemary Connelly usually outs. A dead breakfast TV always the way Ms In a straw poll ii became apparent that the male class act all round Mr three separate sympathies lie more with Nick than with presents itself and her lack shrink different Richard . whereas Judy was universally lauded of intellect wins her the rte-esque as Queen of the morning magazine. But is this dunce cap every time acne really justified? Well labour no longer lads. as , recipes and Leeds Snidenr brings you the definitive guide_ Usually manages to keep Charlatan defend to TV's most desirable coffee break couples. Richard's asinine The absence of marriage comments In check, vows shows here_ she sumer of this evil proving nag team can only that she wears the can't control his honkers trousers in the relationship. ere are the rest of side and frankly she e eel to know like doesn't try. rune thew is the Dr Mark Porter to Her regular absences, change A small tipple or puffy eyes and uncalled for me and Nick as enthusiasm for most embarrassing make mine a /ripple? the wine fly pissing tasting suggest a fondness he crew at your for the odd beverage. haemorrhoids. all-knowing ed to an endless Flashy dress or Shoulder padded power dresser, the professional Along the same tines as Image prevails though Judy but with a M & S? time more prone to the odd sartorial twin set and pearls_ cock-up. DR MARK - you can check out my tonsils any morning! Get the impression she 2 pint shag or was a bit of a fox in her Less saggy than her day but unfortunately counterpart, fortunate 10 pint bag? seems to have let herself enough not to suffer from go of late. as many bad hair days either, Gotx1 Mar ing So there we have it the undisputed heavyweights (Hey Judy?) of morning Total Scores 32 televisiOn. your friends and mine. the one the only Richard Moiety and Judy 22 Finnegan! Anne and Nick, it looks like your days could be numbered. =54 Long live This Morning! 27 1 I.EUDS STUFFNI Frici,, March 8, 1996 Consumer Affairs

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FFICTS rellOUGH fertility may The not be the foremost subject on most students' minds, it Will probably gain importance in future years. Indeed, when planning a remit). fertility (only becomes it problem when It is out of order. About one in sta en youth couples In the l7K are affected by infertility and as expected about half these cases are due to the man. Male fertility has never been the subject of as much research as female fertility until recently. A new assisted conceptiim uice technique called cytoplasmic sperm injection IICSI) has now given hope to many thousands of infertile couples. This procedure Can't get over that hangover involves taking sperm and injecting them directly into as quickly as you used to? the egg cytoplaam. However. the clever thing about this process is that it can also use You're not getting any sperm precursor cells taken directly from the testes. This artUMS that men who heir younger you know. But some undergone a iitsectomy can still father a child as well as people are. DAVID ADAM Mine with blockages or absence of various parts of their anatomy. puts down his Grecian 2000 However, the ethics of using such techniques is questionable. The reason fur and takes note the infertility of the father may be genetic, le sec chromosome abnormality OLD age comes to us whose own bodies could not This sontatapause usually and enlarged hands and feet. commercial exploitation of with as XXII instead of X't. produce the hormone. Without occurs between 00 and 90 "We need a number of years' the technology. still very There is also evidence of an all. One day you're the treatment such children years and then it's downhill all exprience before there is a much in its infancy, is risky. association between absence full of the joys of failed to grow to a normal the way. safe, logical and effective but enough people are wilting of part of the genitalia and youth and the nest height_ If they were given the The researchers claim that. form of treatment." says to take the chance. But they the cystic fibrosis gene. hormone before puberty then just as hormone replacement Andrew Hoffman of the may be wastine their time as Therefore using approaches you're dribbling onto dramatic improvements were therapy has proved successful Medical Centre in Palo Alto. well as their considerable such as ICSI may pass on the carpet. Any achieved, with the female sex hormone The price of HGH is money_ "I don't think it will ddective genes or produce criticism of elder Doctors back then oestrogen. the same could be currently prohibitive for be a tonic of youth," says the infertile offspring_ suspected that it could have done with HGH. Although not anything above experimental proponent of some of the most Having said that the members of the far wider benefits but they all of the ageing process could studieelt will he a number of recent research. "none of the majority or children bony community is quickly were prevented from testing be halted, they believe that the years before enough is known patterns I have seen suddenly using this technique have sri hushed with a "well their ideas by the limited endocrine system could he about it to make a considered want to go curtwheeling down far been healthy and sans stocks, It had to be extracted successfully targeted. judgement on its future use. the corridor." 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As the levels of featuring fishy smell which has been researchers in America harvest of HGH allowed the growth hormone fail away the haunting your bedroom/ living believe they have found boundaries of its research to composition of the body be widened. now changes. Lean body mass is room for months. It's not there it. tasted it and are all the time and only appears at encompassing virtually all replaced by fat. especially QEII certain times, like in the selling bottles of it in the around the middle. producing evening. It's baffling and you local supermarket. the infamous middle-aged just can't work out what is thc The elixir is human Sex drives were spread. In controlled trials it A tribute to cause of it. growth hormone and it has was shown that regular doses You've sniffed your proved so successful at rekindled, of HUH did indeed reverse that 14 t these effects_ computer, established reversing some of the signs Freddie Mercury tint corning from behind the There was a great deal of of ageing that there are radiator and even taken your energy levels media interest generated, and mother's advice of looking for calls for it to be universally old people were reported and Queen a pair of dirty knickers stuck prescribed. were restored feeling 'half their age' after behind the radiator. h has proved effective at treatment. Sex drives were including all their major hits It 's getting embarrassing. combating obesity, muscle rekindled. energy levels were your friends have developed weakness and metabolic and everyone restored and everyone wanted sudden urges to go home and disturbances, all unpleasant some. Although it was still Sun 17th March 7.30pm clean the bathroom and you results of entering one's wanted some undergoing clinical trials, and aft at your wit'. end. twilight years. In fact there therefOre unlicensed, some Well, the solution lo all seems lade that it cannot deal health related matters. less scrupulous clinics did Tickets from 27.50 your problems is here. The with. There are potential uses The body's production of dispense the hormone. These most like!), cause of the smell for it in treating everything HGH fluctuates with were set up in unregulated is mold light rose which has from heart disease to mental development. Levels in the countries by businessmen Box Office: reached the end of its life-spur illnesses. Recent trials have fetus are high and decline eager to cash in on the Old electric plugs can also , reported that 20 years worth of through childhood. They are discovery. (0113) 245 9351/244 0971 become affected_ The cure is - bodily changes can be boosted during puberty and Researchers find this simple. Replace the light ruse/ reversed within six months. then again tail off. Decade development extremely electric plug with a new Human growth hormone after decade the production worrying as there are still alternative to rekindle your lost HGH) has been known about falls until people have a doubts about the long-term friendships and live a happy since the 1950s. when it was somatapause, after which only safety of the treatment. There life in an odour free room. discovered within the pituitary tiny amounts are produced. are numerous side effects, gland. where it is produced. It This is the same as the including acnimegaly, a MijahaULUI was quickly put to use, being condition which causes people Judith Ward menopause, after which levels Thews& Opera Hesse, Leeds 46 New Bnggate, Leeds LS1 administered to children of sex hormones are reduced. to develop a prominent jaw

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Any queries contact Tim on 275 0975 or tie on 2439714 16 LEEDS STUDENT Fruby M.tezh L 1996 Total Football LEAGUE TABLE THE RUDE BOYS It's all gone horribly wrong for "BRITAIN'S BIGGEST UNDER- WELCOME to Total Tin.: REFEREE Football's "Rude Boys ACHIEVERS" uncontbnes.:s. Rundown!"No .A514 TRASH RESERVES But filling the final few 1721'6CAALCIYAW-LROEPLIVNENTE5EN ALVARO'S ACES 94 disrespect intended, positions h a little more difficult. SCARBOROUGH,. I WISH 98 with the innuendoes beeenting 1725= HELEN HMS but when Nicky THE ANCHOR COWS 96 increasingly subtle. and JILN . TOE Ranger, the former 1727 RUSS WESTON HARRY'S CLARET & BLUE ARM) 97 rannetirne$ bordering on the 17271 STUART FURNEAUX STI"S STOWERS 95 Southampton striker bizarre. ALBION ROVERS 44 currently plying his Chris Sudders included 1729.= STEPHEN tiARRATT ROGERS KINGS 94 Leeds' Mark Tinkler. PAUL trade with Oldham in TAMMY GENSTIIRS 93 Middiftbrutxtgli's Jamie Potluck. 1731. .11,14NY MURPHY PMT EINDHOVEN 93 the Endsleigh League. and Chelsea's Nigel Spackman in STUART DENVER 42 is picked for a team in his "Rade Crew" but perhaps 1733 CHRIS HARRIS LAGER ESSEX • N' WEST HAM begun to stretch things a little too 1734 ION TURNER FLEASREE CITY QT a Premiership based YELLOWS gg far with Wimbledon's Peter Fear 1775 MARK TRIITISIIAW THE MELLOW fantasy league, the and Bolton striker Paatelainen! I73r= DAN CATCHPOLL PIE 'N' MASH XI 147 search for an ulterior Another Burnden Park reject PETER DAw5oN HR PUMNSTUFTFANCEUB $7 motive immediately Owen C'oy lc makes KerrY TIM OSBORNE STILTON FC 117 Ha/ lewocur.: "Rude Words 1 719 MARTIN ARNOLD ireTOTAli 14C 116 begins. But when you United" though she did confess 1740 KEL KIM Ul 8- DLE THE m've_Lous CHICKENS KL 143 discover that the likes that her Everionian loyaltiex may 1741 OLIVER SYKES WELSH WIZARDS ffi of Seaman. Cox and possibly have clouded her 1742 DAFFY!) BAUER NORTH En RIBT UTO judgement with the choice of 1743 I AMES UTE-IN-CLARK HELLO SAILOR 79 Dicks have been Toffeeman Barry Horn-e' 1744 OMB ROLINSON NORTHER.N SOUL CITY 7R included alongside him, Meanwhile, it seems James 1745 DAVID TINSLEY GEMMA Tx0SON'S FAN CLUB 77 it all starts to become Denton-Clark. a Plymouth 1746 REBECCA CARVER FUNKY MONKS 76 Argyle Fan. lo tandem with co- LIGITTNING STRIKERS 14 clear. manager Anna Rowliusi.- In took a 1747AgALICi1N17.111=nNIBiswEja ANNA RATHER LNG THE DRAGONS 71 Some may think long more 'atoned' approach to their LEAVE IT To YOUR DISCRETION 1750 KERRY HALLEwoOD RUDE WORDS and hard about the best selection, including the Forest UNITED 1751 LAIN WOLSE'Y tnINGFit MTNNTES winger and rnesgrs., Potts and potential combinations. but 1757 TONY GOTHARD THE BASTARD SQUAD 69 Speed, others just put down the 1751 PAUL LUCKHUR_ST THE aoimrAt.tares 6.6 The Arsenal goalkeeper also first thing that enters their 1754= MADAME MISTY kusry s MYSTIC COVEN 62 sun in a number of 'alternative 62 head. and it seems for a team names, the best eXaMplcs Of EMMA MITIOLIIIROCK SHARPE SENSATIONS 1756 MATTHEW AYRES FTUDENT OFFERS 55 number of Leeds students. which are Steve Grilliths"'Cos Hut No Seaman Misstis" and 1757 MATTHEW WILLI/ANIS FREEBIES 44; vul,garity comes first. Peter Brilvkit's 'wine what I758 CHRIS SUDDF.RS THE RUDE. CREW 45 The aforementioned players judgemental "Women I, u v 1754 IAN MOSEDALE MUENCHEN 1/160 42 undoubtedly top the hill. their 17w MIKE MCNICHOLAS FREE FOR ALL 41 names obvious cerlatintis for any Seaman Not Flowers!" It is perhaps no surprise that 17(0 1 IlLAR) WIUTIEIHIAD 'BORSTAL HUNCH- GIRL, 40 team hoping to chuflenge for the 062. TERESA LEE NETS() A-mi.e-neo 36 mantle of the "Ri.dest- with 'other things' on their minds, these teams have MATTHEW LEWIS JIMMY HILLS PANTS (Vim Ilke Mancheuer United\ struggled this season, and that all 1764 NICOLA DOOGSON 'THE DODGY DONKEY'S Nicky Butt. Coventry City's 1765 MARK HUGHIN niThEy TREASIIKER IS -no-rr David Busse and Newcastle's three feature in this week's table. which contains all those Warns 1766 NIC LANE ITS A FUNNY OLD GAME Darren Peacock also feature ut 1767 GILL LICH TIFOOT DONKEY t•1 YEN 14 prominently. helping to provide a the bottom of the league who. 17614 MARCUS M111D-7T AC MORONS 115 MARC115 7 solid common core of even after 17 weeks, have yet to break the three digit barrier. GENTLE JULIAN: Dade West 1. tam ian•isacx Dawes Tome r Io 65 6,14 net -5.106 boy' Week twelve players' scores. Are you a delighted Red Devil or a moping Magpie?

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Sport LEEDS STUDENT •tmlay Merit 8. 19,N, Gym team win trophy By Zoe Feller SWAN TO FORGET GLADIATOR Kerryn Sampey and her LMUSIll acro gymnastics team-mates were crowned IILSA Poor finishing costs champions last week. heating stiff competition from cis other unkskenities in Bedford.

The victory broke Bnghton University's 10-year hold on Leeds place in final the trophy. As well as the team nophy. Dana) picked up the torrid time throughout. Worse. however, was to trio gold, the women's past LUU 1 SWANSEA 2 eventually received a stern follow. Having just had a great gold. the ItiO silver and the Talking to from the referee. chance of an immediate reply mixed pair bronze Women's Elocke). 2nd XI Leeds won a succession of through substitute Rachael Aces gymnastics was a trial Report by JULIAN BETTS short corners kale in the half but Booth, who saw her close range sport at the 1492 Olympic lack of variety made them shot brilliantly saved. Leeds VICTORY which should games and is due to make its easy to defend. The turning WC= hit by a sucker punch as a have been sown up by half point came minutes before the defensive slip allowed Swansea time was dramatically break when first Collis and to score their second gOal from snatched from Leeds in this then. even more glaringly, Kate only their second shot of the Last gasp try BUSA plate semi-Mal by two Ashworth missed easy chances game. By Paul Wilson second half Swansea goals. A deserved goal in such a vital Leeds were left with no Leeds completely dominated time would surely have killed option but to attack in numbers, I.MIJSU's 1st XV scraped a the first half and their keeper. off any Swansea resistance but and although this left them last minute victory against Jess Morrie. was a virtual instead the visitors started the on at the hack, it mask for an Manchester Met in a tough spectator. The home side passed second period with renewed exiting last 10 minutes. Leeds third round BUSA the bait around sweetly. vigour, knowing the game was continued to create good encounter last week. restricting their opponents to still there to be won. openings. the best of them in an intensely physical, hopeful bits out of defence. After an uneventful opening. resulting in a goal-mouth game the Leeds pate Early pressure soon paid off the second halt' suddenly scramble which was frantically dominated with Nick Brown as Sarah Collis scored from a exploded into lite with an cleared for yet another short scoring an curly try. Rich well-worked short corner unexpected equaliser which corner from which. with the Barlow kicked three penalties routine and the remainder of the shocked the Leeds players. The goal at her mercy. Collis but Manchester led until the half turned into a siege on the goal came from Swansea's first completely missed the ball. it last play or the game when Swansea goal. Lucy Raines. short corner of the game, the was not her or Leeds- day. Leeds went over for the playing on the right wing, was ball rebounding to a grateful Swansea did not win this winning wore. which Barlow particularly dangerous when in striker who only just managed game. Leeds somehow convened. possession. Her marker, given a to push it over the line. managed to lose it. • STA TRAVEL

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1 LEEDS SitTIENT Friday Mardi 71. 1946 Snort Should football have an official TAYLOR'S A By Paul Wilson in the stands? PETER Schmeichel will always verbally abuse his defenders, Alan Shearer will always score goals at E wood Park and Barry Fry will continue to FOR AGAINST change his personnel as often as he changes his YBODY oho %welted Hu- IT'S been it sueress in cricket, underpants. Ntioichester IA Cup derby therefore it must work for 'Frey say irs a funny old Iasi month will have seen football. I think not. A second game but there are some cast referee =.11an Lyilkie gilt a referee in the stands just trim certainties in football, and prnaltt that Paul McKenna does-n't knit itself to the game. on Monday the ;net itahie la mild he hard pushed to not den:, ing Useball ins happened once again. Despiie o ithain. gut nI~rcerli 19111111”11% their stand against the ruling of Wilkie reitaliNed Maucheoer iliink they he sidveil the European courts. UEFA s Ctrs defender Michael by employing a -lima pair lei and FIFA reluctantly accepted fronteeck lot, well. brushing eyes- the changes to the transfer Erie Cantona's shoulder. at a FieStly. the game its last and system and foreign player :Ina' when City Were a g‘sil up. continuous. It eAinfleit stop while restrictions a Ilia, resulted I II, deems , in cure Limed Lt way crucial incidents are assessed by from Jean-Marc Bosman's hack into the n With. demed City. someone in the stitad. Moreover. challenge to the rules J 1,11J,V1hIC Victory, and pit Aided what decisions will be deemed Effectively, EU players can another example of inlustice to 'controversial' or 'crucial' move freely within Europe at hank tip the claims of those who enough in merit calling on the the end of their contracts; hit a irdvainte the ate of TV tuplayx fourth official? If the hull pies whole new hail game. to adjudicate on eontrovetqal nut for a goal kick but the In all professions. changes invidems m football matches. iefrrrc gives .3 corner, will the in working tint:lives initially Cnries of such a scheme claim second referee he Able to lead to confusion. and it is telt it would he trio hard to .et up fl ovemilc him r Would referees to the union concerned to sort wouldn't - simpft, use a radio have go:s1". things out. Football is no link between the referee on the from a wrongly UV:ordeal cornet different. and the man sitting at pitch, mid ri colleague irs die Since refereeing ts the head of its negotiating table stands. Others argue that ii subjective, disagn.rnents over is Gordon Taylor. In his 15 %kook, be too time comtorane the interpretation of the rule;, years as chief executive of the Again. wrong, Replays of run will COtilitlile even with the players union, the Professional outs in cricket take little retort' benefit of television replays, Footballers Association iPEAti, than a minute, a time loss of no Perhaps. the referee of the Taylor. 51, has accepted and mai importance in football, Manchester FA Cup derby instigated a number of Excitement would stick by his penalty changes; the Bosnian affair is derision regardless of how many merely the latest in the line. The classic riraliinent against television replays of the incident TV replays it that misuiltes are he %Ached. Fears "part of the aciternenf._ Maybe Hidden Talking at the PFA so, but there is no worse sport- headquarters in Manchester related feeling than the long Part of the job of the rum iii after a Brussels conference jounley home alter are !earn black lot green). is In talk to the with tither EU union chiefs, has lost to an offside goal. or players, explaining or assessing 'Taylor outlined his hopes and been denied a point because the the situation. If a growing fears for the 'future in ihe referee wits too far behind play number of di:chit:ins were made aftermath ❑1 the ruling. 1 was to award a lust minute penalty by an official hidden in the happy with Our transfer system, Just think of the difference stands. this aspect of the game but as president of F1FPRO TV replays would have made to would disappear. Making [the world body of players the 'roma history of the England decisions by cilium will remove unionsll fell obliged to support football team. A certain fat. the element of cornmoii sense Busman both legally and cotiiine-hoovering Argentinian from the game_ financially.• he indicates would have been sent off for Football is full ni ironically. "We were in a bit of punching the hall. leaving that cinttrosersy. which fans accept a corner which I knew was 1986 Englund-Argentina World its part and paled of the game. coining." Cup quarter- finut delicutety Sometimes the decisions go in The principal concern in balanced. Then INItch defender your favour, sometimes against. light of the B-word changes is Ronald Korman would have but unless you're a Wimbledon that smaller chats go to wall if been di smissed for that fan land there won't many at the influx of foreign players is professional foul on [Assisi Platt them around) no one really' increased further. Su rely in the last World Cup qualifiers, believes they iloNt 01.11_ without transfer fees the likes and England may have nutelsexl The fotuth official ends the of Crewe. whose success in USA 94. Of course. that would use of indgerrient. It is selling on home-grown players mean that Grahain Taylor might impractical and unworkable has kept them afloat. cannot sii:1 be England manager_ oh Football needs to Had animher possibly survive. well. progress has it 's price wily to sort out its problems, GORDON TAYLOR FACTFILE In an attempt to avoid the Chris Lend hmter Zoe Feller Born: 28 December 1944, Ashton-under-Lyme, decimation of English football. t he PEA chief p Alp sses Lancashire rewarding clubs who persevere *SUMMER CAMP RECRUITMENT' with developing young players Position: Chief Executive. PFA via distribution of money from Saturday 9th March a central pot. However, he 12.30pm - 5.00pm Career: 1961-1980 recognises that "purring alt this Grey Rm. SU, Beckett Park Campus into practice looks more Leeds Metropolitan University Bolton W: 258 apps; 41goals difficult than keeping the We offer the "best summer of your life" with 1000's of Birmingham C: 166 apps; 9 goals present system in operation." jobs available, covering lifeguards, horseriders, Hung on a minute though, catering, music, arts, spoils. camping, office work. Blackburn R: 64 apps; 3 goals what's wrong with all those drama, maintenance... amazing ft-vein players front Bury: 60 apps; 2 goals abroad who are putting For more information contact. thousands on the gates and Camp Counselters USA, making the Premiership the 8 Richmond Hill, Richmond-Upon-Thames, TWiO 60X — — most exciting league in the Or call 0181 332 2952 . mo w world'? Surely they are a plus Snort LEEDS ST1 JOILNT Frala? March It. 096 19 9,teat $12-tytte•tt, 100 7/tamestea No.8: Watford v Plymouth By Paul Goldsmith HACK in the days before Graham Taylor and root MARCED MAN vegetables occupied the same sentence, Taylor presided over a Watford team laden with style, panache and no small -IL amount of effects enema. Playing an attacking 4-2-4 formation with Nigel Callaghan Bosman ruling leaves PFA and a young be-afracd John Barnes on the wings, the Hornets reached an FA Cup final for the only time in their history thank_s to this 141 defeat of the third dietsion•eplucky Plymouth. With 20 minutes gone. Barnes chief willoounting crisis (we on Argyles full bock on the halfway line. With a sparkling shimmy he was away. The crowd rowesree iihneadnalieysipwahrtiotnni ire'rnor sthweles

the best winger in the country, and he did not disappoint. With the fullback dazzled. Barnes whipped over a teasing cross us big George Reilly lumbered into the penalty areal. Reilly threw his 6'4" frame at the ball. met it perfeely, and the net was bulging before the goalkeeper could sus "turnip"_

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THIS WEEK IN SPORTS HISTORY Na 10: Start of a new era 8th Mardi, 1981 By flagui Segal A 17-year-old German opened • a new chapter in the history hunk of women's tennis this eeek nine yam ago, and in so doing ended one of the most celebrated dominations in sporting history. Women's tennis had long been ruled by Chris Lloyd and Martina Navratilova. whose battles on court made theirs one ol spurt's great rivalries. TAYLOR MADE: PFA chief executive Gordon Taylor and Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson at the PFA headquarters In Manchester Pfc: Bob Thomas Their reign had to end, of course, and did so in emphatic point for our football? "That is at heart but also those of beats playing," he remembers chairman and BBC' pundit, away from Europe to keep fashion at the Lipton the dilemma we face," Taylor football in general. He has fondly, "nothing beats the Jimmy Hill. Taylor dismisses Taylor and his team busy. International in Florida_ First. the reiterates. "Do we want a made football his tile: like feeling of adrenaline when you these claims with typical however. Along with all the young German swept cosmopolitan attractive many young boys he played run out onto the pitch and score diplomacy_ "Jim wears many programmes mentioned, the Nueratilova aside in 56 minutes, domestic game and not he at "morning. afternoon and night a goal." huts and sometimes he forgets PFA runs a drug education and then she thrashed Lloyd 6,1, 6-2 the races in world teems? We against other gangs at the back Yet Taylor reveals which one he has got on." he rehabilitation programme in front of the American's home aren't xenophobic. though of the train sheds", He played something that suggests he was says. which offers a more realistic crowd. there have been a number of as a winger for Bolton. always destined to find his One gets the feeling that scenario than the FA, which 'She' went on to become a Eastern European and African Birmingham, Blackburn and niche behind the desk once his because the press largely dismisses all cases as isolated. tennis great herself. winning players who haven't done quite Bury. making 548 appearances playing days were over. "Back ignores the PFA's multitude of Twelve positive tests out of every major title and establishing as well as expected." No names and scoring 55 goals. when I was playing," he says, positive schemes such as youth 300 conducted last year hardly a rivalry of her ow n for the mentioned there. A venture even further "I was always conscious of training and education, health represents an epidemic. but the domination of the game with "We need regulations to try north-west in the summer of players and the job 1 was and medical coverage, worldly wise Taylor knows that Monica Schee and encourage national talent 1977 provided Taylor with doing," Ideal qualities then. for pensions. anti-racism "we would be naive to think Her name. ol course, is Sietli and aye suggested that at least "one of the best nights of my what must he a stressful and campaigns, community that there wouldn't be a drug Graft the current world No I half the players at every club footballing life Definitely " dynamic position. programmes, hardship funds problem in football when j must have come through their Winning the man of the match All too often. the public and financial advice. Taylor drug culture exist* amongst youth systems. to encourage award for Vancouver perception of the PFA is that it gets a little tired lif the constant young people today." The fruit. coaching and development " Whitecaps against New York just helps make the players knocking. "You done get of this scheme are all toe Cosmos in the NASL while richer or interferes in outside mentioned for the good things." visible in the form of Arsenal'• End of sail playitig against Carlos Alberto, problems. This could not he he says. "Some chairmen think Paul Merlon. Encouraged In coulee bat controversial 13eckertbauer and Pele a, not further from the truth, even it would be a great game it' it circumstances, Leeds Ladies This is all well and good. surprisingly, an honour Taylor though Taylor grudgingly wasn't for the players-" Passion sailing team namivily fulled to but Taylor is aware that grass will not forget in a hurry. acknowledges that "this job is Maybe he feels the same qualify for the Northern roots very much 'a phone call means sometimes. when members of As football continues to coaching in England is Taylor didn't only please Universities final last weekend, severely lacking. "The FA people with his skills. The a problem' position a his union try to set up their change and evolve as both ur losing a hotly disputed semi- coaching programmes have not employees of Bolton own body amidst allegations industry and a game, the PFA Criticised that the PEA isn't doing enough will he looking after those final against Birmingham encouraged enough ball Wanderers had him to thank for laniversity by just a single players." he says. "They've making Christmas 1970 a for the players post-Bosnian, I people who some chairmen point Like any union the PFA refer of course to Vinny Jones could do without and striving adopted an academic school- happy one. his £ 15,000 transfer In line weather conditions, tries to look after its member. and his half-hearted attempt to to preserve the best features of teacherish approach and to Birmingham enabling the the competition was extremely whilst avoiding antagonising establish another players union. the world's greatest game. A emphasised direct football cash-strapped club to buy close throughout, and was only other bodies it deals with. A "it's a disappointing idea and chief executive with a passion rather than a more turkeys for everyone. decided when a very long and recent Sunday Times article quite disloyal really," Taylor for football and the level- sophisticated possession game, Thankfully and reassuringly. complicated formal protest bemoans. "His lawyers see the headed logic needed to sleet which is necessary for top Taylor recounts that phrase that criticised the PFA for looking lodged against Leeds captain out only for itself and being out Bosman judgement as a the game's ship away from the quality international success." anyone who has ever played Theo Fmeren was upheld. of touch, with the major beef honeypot." rocks will only help them Gordon Taylor is a man with any kind of football anywhere Birrningliant now progress to coming from a certain Fulham There are enough worries through the coming times. not only the players' interests knows all too well. "Nothing the final where they will sail against Sheffield 35

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By Steven Duke A HARD-fought 14-7 victory over Loughborough Aces last Sunday gave Leeds Celtics ROYAL DISPLAY the Northern Conference championship. and clinched their place in Sunday's national final against Cardiff. Bronze for Jackie With both teams equally charged fur the y.occasion, ii the JACKIE King confounded her inexperience to win a first quarter saw defences bronze medal for Great Britain at the International dominate, few Kick Boxing championships in Duhlin On Sunday. opportunities for the offence of King, a second veal student at Carnegie College. took up kick either team to shine. In fact, the boxing little over n year ago after ID years as o kung to fighter. deadlock was not broken until But she never looked out of her depth in the company of some of well into the second quarter, the sport's top names, who had when some excellent work by travelled from seven countries By Jon Brodkin Owen and Bluhut moved Leeds around the world to compete to the .Aces 35 yard line, and in this prestigious event. minute eliminator fights on Boure collected Dale's pass for It eventually required a unanimous verdicts. recovered _the opening touchdown. controversial decision to to clinch third place in a tense Soon after half-time the consign King to a semi-final play-off. Aces, who went into the game defeat at the hands the 1994 The experience will stand unbeaten in 19 matches, took a European kick box i ng her in good stead for this 7.6 lead, running the ball to the weekend's English end zone and successfully werechampion unable When to separate the judges the championships in Manchester kicking the conversion. fighters after two minutes, the and the British national event Leeds' response was bout went into a deciding one- in Nottingham at the end of immediate, A great return by minute round which King felt the month. Bourne began a sustained drive aggrieved to lose. King hopes to reproduce which ended with Dale Sunday's form in the latter jumping over for a touchdown. Fight"My should couch ha.c told hcen me the event. from which the Great The conversion was run in by and I thought so too," mine.King WorldBritain Championships side to compete will in the Illahut, who had flown in from said_ "Although I was selected. he New York specially far the disappointed not Lame. final, I never expectedto reach to do the World "I'm Championshipshoping to get inside." the that well in an international Triumphant event " she said, "and if I light as well The Celtics completely King, who reached the last as I did in Dublin, I've got controlled the fourth quarter. four by winning three two- every chance." smothering any Loughborough attacks, and they ran Out time to emerge triumphant. Their ability to move up a gear when behind, as well as their determination and undoubted ambition should stand them in good stead for the final. Loughborough. the CRECe tsr defending champions, showed OW grOi MI 511 with I ale EIMWES plenty of aggression and anCtti AVM Campus MVO organisation during the pre- t er travel match warm up, but simply www ,..ampustre,”? to O. failed to reproduce it on she I' 'TN. field of play. Their cause was We specialise in low cost travel not helped by the fact that their for students and young people providing support quarterback, who began the in over 150 offices t .ughout the world match knowing he had a hairline fracture of his kg, was I r k AMSTEROAMI! 43 67 DELHI 1,201 377 MADRID h 55 94 forced to retire. Leeds hope to perform ATHENS 85 109 ISTANBUL 97 132 MEXICO 185 359 better than in the 1993 final. AUSTRAUA 329 499 NAIROBI 189 316 KING OF THE RING: Jackie shows off the trophies she has won in kick boxing Plc: Nick Lee when they lost [9-0 to JOSURG 267 429 Southampton. BANGKOK 195 368 NEW YORK 83 165 BEIJING 325 478 A ISAN FRAN 138 269 NICE/TOUIDUSE49 97 CAIRO 119 235 LISBON 69 99 TOROIRCNOMPL41100 199 - — Lotirs34 aANc,tthWl$SNo KONGMALLVDNFY,CHRISTOFURCK SURFA0 AROUND ALIC ICIASIOLPAPtErcAA SUR/ACM:ENV YORIVIANDOH FROM £699 THE WORLD IONOONMICZURMailUkht05 ALREVALOOLIANTV SYDFIEWBALKOFIDON FROM 11199 We also wooly Trani Stew Rs4 Norte Arne Clio Corch Posts 1.. hallow hair trails ard 14.550s caeologue of whet rents,

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