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Sports: Shredding of personnel, grievance files Panthers possibly linked to Chancellor's office stuffed in By Conduce L. Ponds ofthe files that need assessment for thathaveto do withpayroll, that we He added that records are bided destructionarefinancialfiles. Some­ either shred or bid out to a private out to private shredding compa­ holiday! According to an anonymous times we may route itto the Univer­ shredding company, records of nies when they contain confiden­ library staffer, there is apossibility sity Attorney if there are some spe­ voluntary deductions for campus tial information that if placed in the By Steve Zimmerman that personnel files, grievance files cific concerns." employees and student employees wrong hands, could violate and other personal files from the The Archives checks the files that are retained three years after someone's right to privacy. The The day after Thanksgiving Chancellor's office were shredded for any historical worth in assess­ me information is entered into the office of origin, or its responsible proved plentifulfor Miami (Ohio) illegally in the library. ing whether the document should system, invoices and bills paid, and officer, may specify whether its as the Redskins feasted on 38 Officials from the Chancellor's be filed at the Archives, shredded purchase orders that we save for turnovers by the University of office had no knowledge of any by the Archives, or sent out to two years," Erickson said. Shred CONTINUED ON 4 • - women's document shredding or any request confidential shredding companies team. UWM trailed by for document shredding in-office for destruction. Due to the Wiscon­ 30 at halftime and watched the or at the university-wide shredding sin Public Records Act, all docu­ marginmultiply the entire second facility managed by the GoldaMeir ments from apublic institutionmust Anticipation . . . half. Library Archives and arearesearch be authorized by the Madison Pub­ It was last season's familar center. lic Records and Forms Board be­ foe, turnovers, that crippled the Tim Erickson, an Archives rep­ fore they can be destroyed. Panthers on their first road game resentative backed that claim by After the Archives and Re­ ofthe season. Miami (Ohio) also asserting that all University shred­ search Center at UWM completes picked the Panthers pockets 22 ding was accessed through the its thorough recommendation, times in an ugly 101-45 rout in Archives department by request of documents are sent to the Public Oxford, Ohio Nov. 28. a Records Retention and Disposal Records and Forms Board inMadi- They drilled their shots from Authorizationformreferred to as an son, which meets quarterly. everywhere on the court, con­ RDA. "Any public organization in verting 16 of 30 of field goal at­ "I don't know of any unautho­ Wisconsin has to undergo this pro­ tempts (.533 percent) to pin back rized shreddingthat would've taken cedure, from the University to the the Panthers early. They followed place before the Thanksgiving Police Department to the DNR," up a fiery first half by hitting 18 of break or at any time. I have no clue commentedErickson. "There isnot 34 (.529 percent) in the second as to the origin of that anonymous too much room for fishy business, period. For the game, they con­ tip. Besides, we do not have any but what I think will interest the nected on 4 of 8 three pointers chancellor records for Chancellor students is the knowledge thatthere and played and ruled the charity Schroeder in the archives," is a serious effort made to protect stripe, hitting 19of 33 free throws Erickson said. "We have some old their right to privacy." (.879percent). records from previous chancellors, Erickson alluded to a story fea­ Six Redskin players scored in but that's it." tured in The UWM Report that double figures and eight more He continued by assuring the outlined proper procedure for pa­ added to the score as 16 players UWM community that no docu­ per shredding for all campus de­ saw minutes in their season ment is even considered for de­ partmental offices. The process of opener. struction until it has undergone a outlined proper procedure for pa­ Forward Monica Niemann rigorous determination that be­ per shredding for all campus de­ paced the Redksins with 17 gins with the filing of an RDA. partmental offices. The process points, seven rebounds and six "It is a long and drawn out of destroying documents on cam­ steals. process, but once the RDA is pus is taken very seriously and is - Post photo byJana Schmeling Lisa Hayden, one of the top completed we may route it to the given on-going attention accord­ sharpshooters in the nation last Internal Audit Office for financial ing to Erickson. A line forms in Mellencamp Hall Tuesday as year, scored 12 and dropped in records reasons," stated "The kinds of records we de- students hurry to turn in their registration forms for two three pointers. During 1993- the spring semester before the first priority deadline. 94 she averaged 2.5 threes a game, Arts & Entertainment: finishing 24th in the country. Emily Hammond chipped in 12 points and Jennifer Theatre X gives powerful portrayals in Lover Wenclewewicz dished out seven assists to go with 10 points of her By Scott Otto mosexuality. Set in London's glas, portrayed by Troy Dunn, trial, brought upon by Wilde own. West End in the late 1800's, we is a rich brat who uses Wilde himself, was to denounce the Highlighing the dismal scor­ Lord Alfred's Lover are told that a person who is gay, as a weapon against his fa­ libelous remarks thrown at him ing for UWM was sophomore Victor DeLorenzo, John or "so" as they then called it, ther, John Douglas, the by Lord Alfred's father. Dur­ Jenny Greger. Despite 14 turn­ Kishline should keep it in the dark. Marques of Queensberry. ing the proceedings, Wilde overs, she scored 15 points on 6- Theatre X In Act I, and throughout the Act II defines the individual tripped himself with a poorly of-11 shooting, including 3 of 5 play, we are led by a75-year-old, relationships between Wilde chosen and poorly defended from three point range. On the 100th anniversary of Lord Alfred Douglas, played by and his wife, Wilde and his response to the defense's Jill Gutzke added 11 points and his famous trials, Theatre X pre­ John Kishline. Drinking his wine, best friend Robbie Ross, and question and ultimately de­ AprylRodman scored six with six sents Lord Alfred's Lover, the old Lord Alfred presents his rela­ Wilde' s enthrallment with Lord cided to drop the case. rebounds. FreshmanBetsy Sand­ biography of Oscar Wilde. tionship with his ex-lover. Alfred. Highlighting this por­ England initiated the sec­ ers played 28 minutes, scoring Victor DeLorenzo, formerly DeLorenzo's Wilde is witty tion is a humorous scene in ond trial. Wilde's supposed two from l-of-5 shooting and of the Violent Femmes, stars as and insightful, and has a beauti­ which Lord Alfred and Wilde, openly bi-sexual lifestyle was passed out four assists. playwright Oscar Wilde in this ful way of shaping his messages, both naked in bed, discuss sex scrutinized, but a hung jury The Panthers next head out to three act, three hour play. no matter how direct, with humor. and love. saved him until he was retried. Durham, N. C. to play in the Duke Lord Alfred's Lover, written Later we see that he is also a After a brief intermission, A third and final trial found Tournament. They play the host by Eric Bentley and directed by lonely, feeling man with nowhere Act II focuses on the court Wilde guilty of homosexual Blue Devils noon Friday, then John Schneider, explores the tri­ to turn: trials that Wilde endured re­ face either Indiana State or Ne­ Lover CONTINUED ONI 2 • als and tribulations of open ho­ A youthful Lord Alfred Dou­ garding his sexuality. The first braska on Saturday. Page 2 The UWM Post December 1, 1994

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What is your reaction to the death of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer? Josh Taylor, Todd Schlichd, Kevin Rollins, Buck Miller, Shalon Atkins, 2nd yr., undecided 2nd yr., undecided 2nd yr., Education 2nd yr., Comp Sci 4thyr.,Pre-Med "I have mixed feel­ "I really don't un­ "Well, I kind of fig­ "It will save the tax ings. ...I kind of derstand how "It did have some ured he would get payers a lot of feel he should something like that kind of effect on killed in prison. He money. It wasn't have paid for what could happen, my life because he killed 17 people, so he got whathe really right that it happened, but he did. But on the other hand, I where he was left alone a lot ofthe killed a friend of had coming." I'mnot going to lose sleep over it." don't believe inthe death penalty, time. I was kind of shocked and mine.... But now that he's dead, a so I have conflicting views." happy at the same time." lot of people can breathe easier." Briefs - compiled by Chad Sirovina Blood drive set 30th annual Scholarship Tour Lecture to help families deal for Dec. 6 of Homes planned for Dec. 3 with addicted loved ones Starting this year, the Depart­ The Junior Women's Club of Wauwatosa will hold its 30th annual ment of Residence Life will be Milwaukee Psychiatric Hospital's Outpatient and Community Ser­ Scholarship Tour of Homes from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., Dec. 3. solely responsible for sponsor­ vices Centerisoffering afree community lecture at7 p.m.,Dec. 5 forfamilies The tour will feature three Wauwatosa homes, all located in the ing blood drives on the Univer­ of individuals who are addicted to drugs or alcohoL Washington Highlands, festively decorated for the Christmas season. It sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Karen Mahan, MSW and Dainel Bird, MS, addictiontherapists, will will also include an Artisan's Sale at the Wauwatosa Women's Club. campus. present the lecture entitled "Recovery for Addicted Families." Proceeds fromthe tour are used to provide scholarships for Wauwatosa Not only will they provide the In their program, Mahan and Bird willfocus on what families can do to residents. The club has awardedmore than $ 160,000 in scholarship money site for the drives, but they will initiate the healing process for themselves, even when the addicted the over the past 29 years. also be promoting them. addicted family member refuses to seek help. Tickets are $10 in advance or $11 on the tour day. They can be The next blood drive will be Formore information orto register, caU454-6500. purchased by calling 777-2426. held from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tues­ Minsky to speak on corporate day Dec. 6, inthe Sandburg Resi­ dence Halls. Stamp show has WWII theme invasion of universities This change came about in response to a request for assis­ The Philatelic Society at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee As government funding of universities dwindles, corporate funding is tance from The Blood Center of and Expo Management Consultants will present the 22nd annual Coin mshmgmtofiUmevacuum.Howwmthemcreasemprivatefnndm Southeastern Wisconsin who and Stamp showfrom 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Dec. 10-11 intheUWMUnion scholarship and teaching at America's institutions of higher learning? would otherwise have had no Grand Ballroom, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. ThatissueismesubjectofatalkatmeUniversityofWisconsm-MUwauk sponsor on campus. The show features 40 dealers, exhibits of collections and United at 6 p.m. Thursday in the Fireside Lounge ofthe UWM Union, 2200 E. In recent years, UWM has States and United Nations Postal Stations. The theme for this year's Kenwood Blvd. been a very good site for blood show is "The 50th Anniversary of World War II." Leonard Minsky, executive director of the National Coalition for donors and the Department of The show will feature a trading area, personnel available to assist in Universities in the Public Interest, will give a talk entitled "Corporate Residence Life would like to see answering collectors' questions, dealers available to give appraisals Influence in Public Education-Higher Education?" that continue. and purchase collections, exhibits and an exhibit sales table from the The lecture is free and open to the public. Withreasonable notice, a sign Formore information, call229- Italian American Stamp Club. language interpreter will be provided. 5927. Formore information, ca!1353 -4841. Formore information, ca!1229-3727. Volunteer Build up your resume For Credit feitfioise of these'' available positions: iiliill Work Study Bu sines it Positions Ac 3 ' Graphic Artist Available for layout Assistant "| Spring 1994 emester

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By Mark A. Zimmerman time to study the offers," said rate to determine your interest fully. Under state and federal nate the annual fee only after Richard L. Dean, Commis­ •rate. With this in mind, when law, all card issuers must dis­ a certain amount of purchases With the holiday season sioner of Banking. "Two credit the prime rate rises, so does close their fees, interest rates, have been made with their coming on strong, one can card companies can offer the your rate. and any conditions that might card. Some cards are available count on the heavy rotation of same amount of credit, with no The OCB also encourages affect the fees and interest which never require an annual credit card usage. Unfortu­ annual fee and identical inter­ those interested in a credit rates. fee. nately, credit card issuers na­ est rates, yet the offers can be card to find out where the com­ The OCB warns potential The holiday season usu­ tionwide have found have vastly different. By taking a panies soliciting information credit card applicants of the ally includes an overabun­ found a new target in their little time to study the offers, about their credit cards are misconceptions surrounding dance of gift-giving, and buy­ quest for members: college students can determine which based. If the company is based credit cards. ing gifts for everyone you students. one is best for them." in Wisconsin, they must com­ According to the OCB, the know has a tendency to get The Office of Commissioner The OCB offers many ply with Wisconsin laws. The phrase "preapproved" does expensive. Having a credit of Banking (OCB), located in pieces of advice when choos­ Wisconsin State Law limits not mean that you will be card is not for everyone. But Madison. It regulates state- ing a credit card. interest rates on credit cards granted a line of credit. He those who want an itemized chartered banks and over 5,000 The first is not to accept a issued by Wisconsin finan­ added that if a person responds list of what they bought ev­ consumer credit related firms credit card over the telephone. cial institutions to 18 percent. to these types of solicitations, eryone for Christmas may find in Wisconsin. Instead, they suggest asking Some out-of-state card issu­ their credit history will still be a credit card convenient, de­ The OCB states that al­ the caller to send you informa­ ers agree to follow Wisconsin reviewed by the issuer before spite the post-Christmas/pre- though having a credit card tion regarding the card. Next, laws, while others may follow they are indeed sent a credit New Year's credit card bill in can be a worthwhile and re­ determine how the interest rate the laws of the state in which card. the mail. warding possession, that not willbe assessed. Ask whether they are based, which may al­ The OCB also says that the For more information re­ all card offers are worth it is a fixed rate or a variable low them to charge higher phrase "no annual fee" does garding credit cards or other student's time or money. rate. Many variable rates are rates. not always mean "never an credit issues call the OCB at "If students decide they based on the prime interest The OCB recommends in­ annual fee." Some credit cards (608) 266-1621 or 1-800-452- want to open a line of credit, rate. The issuers take a base terested parties to read the carry no annual fee for the first 3328. then they should take some number and add it to the prime credit card applications care­ year only, while others elimi­ Health organization explains World AIDS Day News from the Norris drug injectors are "families." World AIDS Day 1994: the global effort to stop AIDS much as possible. Health Center These families can and should "AIDS and the among all people. If you are an individual who include religious groups, govern­ According to the October 1994 would like to help, here are some World AIDS Day is Thurs., ment groups, non-government Family" Wisconsin Quarterly HIV/AIDS guidelines to assist you: 1. Call Dec. 1. This year the World Health groups, companies, corporations, Surveillance Survey, the 1994 theNational AIDS Hotline(l-800- Organization (WHO) has chosen educational groups, and any year-to-date AIDS and HIV infec­ AJDS-TTY) or the Wisconsin the theme "AIDS and the Fam­ other group of people. AIDS is a tion cases for Milwaukee County AJTJSlmeintheMilwaukee Metro ily." concern to everyone, no matter was 169 AIDS infected, and 188 Area (273-AIDS) to find out WHO explains the theme by where you live or your age. HlVinfected. ThenumberofATDS- which organizations are help­ stating that their concept of fam­ The purpose of World AIDS related deaths in Wisconsin for ing people with AIDS, then ily is not limited to relationships Day willbe to help teachpeople in 19 94 year-to-date is 177 people. volunteer to help. 2. Educate of blood, marriage, sexual part­ countries around the world about These statistics are obviously yourself, then spread the nership or adoption. It extends to the risks of HIV infection. It will very scary as well as out of con­ word! You can start by stop­ a broad range of groups whose help fight prejudice and discrimi­ ^CE^ trol. Hopefully, through knowl­ ping by the Norris Student bonds are based on feelings of nation against HIV infected indi­ edge, self-control and care, these Health Care Center booth on trust, mutual supp ort and a shared viduals and persons with AIDS. the families and friends of indi­ numbers will be reduced year by Dec. 1, atthe Union (2200 E. destiny. 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Page 4 The UWM Post December 1, 1994 Group builds homes, bridges for communities Shred/ By Michelle Jung the , and in the next homes and helping more people. just building the houses. two years they will be the largest "It is a Christian organization, "I had to think about where I fit regulations On Wednesday, some doors home builder in the world. so we work on faith but we don't into the scheme of responsibilities were opened in the UWM Union "It is a God given right that discriminate or push our faith on to humanity. Inmy livingroomthere Wisconsin Room, as Habitat for everyhumanshouldliveinadecent others. Weonly come where we are are 25 nails, and on my walls are Humanity held an awareness pre­ habitat," stated invited," said Fischer. many hearts and souls. My home explained sentation. Over300UWMstudents Fischer."Sometimes we treat ani­ Beverley Pickering, a Habitat was built by me and many volun­ T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 each year volunteer to help make a mals better than we treat fellow home owner and UWM student, teers who cared enough to be there difference mme community by giv­ human beings." spoke about her experiences. She to help me." records may be freely used by ing money and time to build not There are over 85 homes in Mil­ moved into the inner city with her By having your own home you other officers or patrons of the only homes but a better commu­ waukee that are owned by Habitat husband, in an area called "The eye earn a sense of pride and perma­ university, or it may impose re­ nity. for Humanity. These homes cover of Hills Kitchen." More violence, nence. It isn't about charity, it is strictions on their use. Katie McIIhone, founder and over 20 of Milwaukee's blocks. murder and drugs were in this small about genuine sharing. "Neigh­ If it is considered necessary, president of UWM Habitat for Fischer said if a neighborhood can area than in the city as a whole. bors helping Neighbors to help records may be sealed before they Humanity, kicked off the presenta­ be 50 percent home owned it will "We grew together as a family themselves." are deposited and a descriptive tion by introducing guest speaker become self sustaining. on the block. Crime will effectus all Habitat for Humanity is some­ inventory sent with them, or they Gerard Fischer. Fischerhasbeenan In Habitat for Humanity ,fhe because it comes out of our pockets thing greater than working for one­ may be designated as confiden­ active member on the Milwaukee home owners are considered part­ in tax money each year," she said. self, but yet it is based on individu­ tial, to be used only upon written County Board since 1984. He is a ners and not recipients. The own­ By living in this area and learn­ als. Just because one has a home authorization of the responsible retired pharmacist who told the story ers must pay around $250-300 per ing to work with the people one gets doesn'tmean alltheir problems will officer of the department. This of how Habitat for Humanity be­ month andput in 500 hours of work abetterunderstanding of whatthey go away, but it is a start that helps public record information leaves gan. on building their home. It is a non­ are going through. many people. It offers warmth, safety room for interpretation of ethical 18 years ago, Miller Fuller and profit organization and collects "Things don't get done when and a shelter in which families can behavior surrounding the dis­ his wife Linda decided there was nothing from the government. you have the board of directors reach their full potential. posal of anything that hides on a more to life than making money. Therefore HabitatforHumanity can walking on the outside, while the "Even if you can only volunteer departmental desk. The fullers and their four children give these homes to low income people are living on the inside. So one day for the whole year you still P.J. Boylan, the Director of traveled to Georgia to get counsel­ families tax free. The money paid Habitat for Humanity walks on the will make a difference." said Legal Affairs at UWM, was not ing and search for God. In their monthly by the home owners goes inside too." McIIhone. available for comment on these search they discovered all the directlybackintorehabilitatingnew To Pickering it goes beyond matters. money in the world couldn't fulfill them and they went on to sell all of their possessions and gave the money to charity. In doing this, the Fullers finally found peace. It was such an enlightening experience they went on to share it. Milwaukee became an affiliate ofHabitatfor Humanity in 1984. At the time, there were only 50 other affiliates, but today there are 1100. Habitat for Humanity has close to 100projectsinover40countries,in such places as Ireland, South Af­ rica, and Nicaragua. Inthe 18 years that Habitat for Humanity has ex­ isted, over 40fhousandhomeshave been built. It has been estimated that in the next year they will have become the largesthome builder in

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The Pep­ The syrupy-smooth bass mean, you will have to buy the pers even include a special grooves are still there, but the disc to find out. version of "Deck the Halls," Well, the Red Hot Chili Pepper version of the song The rest of the is just in time for the holidays Peppers are back on the scene, doesn't arouse the same mosh chock-full of demo versions Without a release of origi­ but only in the form of b-sides, pit integrity as the original. album as producer on a few of and rarities that can be found nal material since l99VsBlood live versions, and remixes. One might even listen to this the early tracks, which has a nowhere else, and takes the Sugar Sex Magic, the Peppers The new CD, Out in L.A. while sipping cappuccino at a direct relation to that "king of listener back to the pre-Red still do not disappoint. The includes 19 tracks, 12 of which juice and coffee bar. Imagine funk" feel. Hot Chili Pepper days. Red Hot Chili Peppers have were previously unreleased. If that! The live version of Jimi Many tracks, including been one of the best kept se­ you are a die hard Pepper fan, Cuts like "Hollywood (Af­ Hendrix's "Castles Made of "Nevermind" and "Green crets until recently, when they this is definitely the album for rica)," "If You Want Me to Sand" is a beautifully con­ Heaven," flash back to the hit the mainstream and began you, but you won't find any­ Stay," and "Behind the Sun," structed tribute to the Great early days, when the members to be accepted by the general thing like "Soul to Squeeze" are all new mixes of Pepper- One, and the live version of took shape in a band called public (complete with appear­ on this release. performed classics. These "Special Secret Song Inside" Tony Flow and the Miracu­ ances on MTV and music The album kicks off with a songs add a new twist to the takes funk to that place where lously Majestic Masters of award shows). Conjoined with very jazzy 12" vocal mix ver­ roots of sound that made the no one has gone before. Mayhem. These songs reflect 1992's What Hits ?,thGRedUot sion of Stevie Wonder's Peppers a great club band in Released originally in 1989, the raw aggression ofthe four ChiliPepper'sOwriwZ.A com­ "Higher Ground." This is the the early '80s. George Clinton this track's title serves as one young men, including former pletes the band's early day same song whose original form makes an appearance on the members Hillel Slovak and Jack . Grade: B New videos make unexpected study aides By Miriam Clarke man (Warner Bros.) explains everything. Robin Williams It seems as though every stars as a man destined to re- time there are many things to peat life over and over, be done and important deci­ throughout time. Comical and sions to be made, new and ex­ touching (in an odd sort of citing videos are released. way) Being Human explores Why do anything when you what it is to be a human being. can watch TV in the comfort Williams is his usual self. and privacy of your own This isn't the stellar perfor­ home? mance of The World Accord­ Everybody knows that ing to Garp but nor is it the exam-time is nigh upon us. Are pure silliness of Mrs. you confused about how to Doubtfire. Mostly, it is medio­ begin preparing? Try Speed. cre all the way around. The movie, not the drug. Star­ Where it does manage to ring Keanu Reeves, Dennis shine is in the medium itself. Hopper and Sandra Bullock, Being Human lacked warmth Speed (Fox Video) is the most Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock try to keep things under control in the explosive and intimacy on the big screen, exhilarating movie ever made. 20th Century Fox thriller, Speed. but it is perfectly at home on a From the first explosion to the tively well. No, it isn't quite as rable job but Sandra Bullock is year. As for Dennis Hopper, television. The small scale last, this movie never lets you breath-catching, but it brings the stand out. Her combina­ he's always good at being strengthens the story of one breathe. out the fact that this movie tion of fear and bravado make creepy. GRADE: A man gone adrift and taking an The transition from the big has more to it than action. for one ofthe most stunningly If psychology is your big eternity to find a true home. screen to small works rela- Keanu Reeves does an admi­ realistic performances of the worry, have faith. Being Hu- GRADE: B- Another psychological fa­ STUDENTS... DID YOU vorite just released is Snow Showing tkfc we&r£e,nr(«™iPBaraTO!MOmnw)?raami!«i thing to get you through the night. 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True, it does have the basic the Dangtrippers, Devin Hill is continue to practice in garages? country sound, but mixed in with finally back to work. This some- Well I shudder to think about this this is the more upbeat style of old whatreclusive guitarist/singerman- often, and it's because ofbands like rock and roll. aged to get one of his songs, Stars, ShudderTo Think. Texas was formed eight years onto a compilation album called On their current album, Pony ago in , by bass­ Yellow Pills- The best of American Express Record, we are given a ist Johnny McElhone. His brother, Pop Vol. 1. With the wide accep­ journey into a boring poetry read­ now manager, turned him toward tance of this album, Devin Hill was ing set to unharmonious melodies. the other members, starting with reluctantly inspired to do his own Now, true, this may be their pur­ Despite their name, Texas uses only a few country- lead singer and focus ofthe band complete full length album, using pose, the thing that sets them apart western influences in their music. . Even though "Stars" as the title track. from whatever else that's out there Spiterihasbeenlabeled as the leader from some notable musicians such Stars is Devin Hill's first ven­ in the music scene. Even if it does, Splatter by many, Texas continues to bill asex-Specials,LynvalGoldingand ture into themusic world alone, and it doesn't mean it's good. FROMHELL TOETERNLTY themselves as a band. Neville Staples, and the legendary it is a good first attempt, but of The four men that lend debat­ Sector 2 Ricks Road, Texas' third Mer­ Bootsy Collins. course it is only afirst attempt. This able life to Shudder To Think, do cury release, is named after the What could have been devas­ is not to say this album is bad, it's have an eccentric appro ach to what Somepeoplemightcharacterize unmarked dirtpath leading into the tating evolved into an impressive not. It's actually rather enjoyable. canbe calledmusic. Howeverrather what Splatter does as music, I for famed recording studio where such concoction. Even as I say this I must admit that than progressive, the albumis con­ one would not. In fact, the only legendary groups like Bob Dylan, Hydrophonic's 15-tracks are ithasonemajormusical drawback; fusing and dull. ones that might even consider lis­ Janis Joplin, and The Band once pleasantly packed with a diversity tening to this b and are the deaf and simply put, it's the kind of music Singer Craig Wedren offers recorded. of music sounds. Dabbling into the dumb, and stillmanymay turntheir one has to be in the mood to listen decadent, wimpy vocals to what Using suchbands as influences, genres of gospel, reggae, rap, disco, heads in disgust to. usually is sung about: love, con­ Texas sings more then just simple Middle Eastern, guitar rock, and Take for example "Run Like flicts, andmorelove. Throughsong This band seems to be on a countrymusic. Infact/'YouOwelt pop, the album is an exciting ex­ Hell". The lyrics are that of com­ after song there exists a monoto­ mission to piss off everyone they All To Me" is the only true country ample of good musical craftsman­ plete and total aversion, but it still nous tone, and arather poetic injus­ come in contact with. Throughout song on the entire album. ship. carries the constantly pleasant, tice. their latest slbwn, FROMHELL TO This is a rather pleasant album, While on some songs, such as even happy, tone. What can you The ensemble of work on Pony ETERMTY, they continue to pick with very few hard edged guitar the hip-hop sounding "All Messed expectfrom an album whichboasts Express Recordis not memorable, on, well,basically everyone. Every­ solos and virtually no loud screech­ Up," Dickson's vocals seem too song names such as, "If I Only Had and more than likely will collect one from long-loved cartoon stars ing vocals. There's only one warn­ weak to support the penetrating You" and "Hopelessly in Love." dust on the shelf. Interesting songs the "Smurfs," to "A Million ing that should be placed on this vibesofmeirjLStrumentals,hemakes In short, it's a compilation of with vocals that work in harmony Redneck Women." In other words album cover, and that is it may up for it on other songs better suited good old love songs. with the melodies, and are not cut this isnot an albumf or children, but cause drowsiness. for his vocals, such as the gospel it may not be an album for most Grade: B- short by one word expressions, Grade: C-. tainted "One Way Street," and the adults either. by Andrew Ilecki such as in "Chakka," offer a slight by Andrew Ilecki hope that this band has something pop number "Automatic Speed After listening to this album to offer, but overall the band fails to Queen." once, it became obvious that this impress. What becomes the essence of Detroit band should have spent a the album is not so muchDickson' s Grade: D IMemorethenthe allotted 24 hours vocals, but the collaboration of it By Vanessa Mosher in the studio writing, performing, and the strong melodies, which all mixing, and editing thismindnumb- I fit* liFlMa work to make this album a success. The Soup Dragons ing album. Grade: A- Hydrophonic Grade: F READ THE POST!! By Vanessa Mosher RawTVTMercury by Andrew Ilecki

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more information. Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim •compiled by Miriam Clarke Theater: Returning to the First Rice makes a stop in Milwaukee Stage Milwaukee will be Beatrix during it's coast-to-coast tour. Potter's Christmas. Written by The cast includes Ted Neeley as HiFolks! The activity levelhere Thomas Olsen, it tells the story of Jesus and Carl Anderson as Ju­ at the University of Wisconsin- one Christmas Eve in the young das, both stars of the popular Milwaukee is definitely rising, just life of author Beatrix Potter who motion picture of 20 years ago. as it is everywhere. Ah yes, the grew up in a household that did Performances onDec. 2 to 4 willbe hustle and bustle of Christmas is not celebrate Christmas. With the held at th£ Mecca Auditorium. here! To help yourelax after shop­ encouragement of the butler and Tickets are available at the Mecca ping, eating and dealing withfam- her younger brother, Beatrix imag­ Box Office and at all Ticketmaster ily, check out all the fun to be had ines a Christmas celebration for locations, 276-4545. around town. Of special note is her animal friends. Went to Lunch, Never Returned, a The opening night perfor­ comedic monologue by Jeff mance and party on Dec. 2 will Wednesday, Dec 7 DeMark to be performed at The­ kickoff the 40-performance run. atre X on Dec. 2 and 3. For more This willinclude two p erformances Theater: The UWM Profes­ info,call278-8233. UWM's Professional Theatre Training Program which willbe interpreted for hear­ presents Sherlock Holmes Dec. 7-18 in the Fine Arts sional Theatre Training Program ing impaired patrons. All shows Theatre. For ticket info, call 229-4308. opens Sherlock Holmes, written willbeheld inthe Performing Arts by William Gillette and Arthur food is requested. Zoya Makhina, Audubon Center's Todd Wehr Theater, 929 Conan Doyle to be held in the Rondell Sheridan, Comedy Court Books, 6 p.m. N. Water St. Tickets start at $10 UWM Fine Arts Theatre, 2400 E, Cafe": House Band and Freddie Lee, and are available at the PAC Box KenwoodBlvd. ShowtimeonDec. John Foshager, Daily's 4001 Quarters, 10 p.m. Office, 273-7206, and at all 7 and J8 is 7:30 p.m. For ticket N. Oakland Ave.,7:30p.m. Danny Newhouse Acoustic Ticketmaster Outlets, 276-4545. information or additional Mas Optica, Fat Tuesday and Jam, Sherman's Celebrity Club. Theater: Jesus Christ Super­ showtimes (the play runs through Crabshack, The Globe, 9 p.m. Shudder to Think, Sunny Day star, the original rock musical by Dec.l8)call229-4308. Scott McGlasson, Front of Real Estate, and Brainiac, Uni­ Thursday, Dec. 1 Truck and Mosleys, Linneman's corn. Riverwest Inn. The Scott McGlasson Band, Alia Levin, Audubon Court The Old Blues Boys,Mamie's, Up & Under Pub, 10 p.m. Books, 383 W. BrownDeerRd., 6 3300 W. National Ave., 9:30p.m. Gary Casper and RickHoIms, off the mark by Mark Parisi pjn. Willie Wisley Trio and Alex acoustic, Vitucci' s, 183 2 E. North Greg Koch & the Tone Con­ Ballard & Sugarfoot, ShankHall, Ave., 9:30 p.m., FREE. trols and Southbound, Bradford 143 N FarwellAve., 10p.m. Beach Club, 2022 E. North Ave. RedRedMeat,TortisandFran- Wednesday, Dec 7 La Chazz, Cafe Melange, 720 kenstein Smile, The Unicorn, 300 N. 3rd St., 9 p.m. W. Juneau Ave. JonnBriLActwerks,7:30p.m., Lewis Black, Brian Green and FREE. MarkSnyders, Club Comedy, 618 Saturday, Dec. 3 Zoya Makhina, Audubon N. Broadway, 8:30 p.m. The fall Court Books, 6 p.m. semester special continues; Lightning & Thunder, Chris Penny, Tim Clue and UWM students receive FREE ad­ Alioto's on Jackson. Jamie Cruz, Club Comedy, 8 and mission every Tues., Wed., and Don Linke, Audubon Court 10p.m. Thur. night by showing their Books, 7:30 p.m. Blue in the Face, Hooligan's, UWM ID. You must be 21. Vulgar Boatmen, Brett's 9 p.m., FREE. Rondell Sheridan, Comedy Claire's Quartet, Cafe Me­ Cafe, 615 E.Brady St. lange, 9 p.m. X-MASParty,Harpo's, 1339 Susan Urban and Seers & E. Brady St. Rowbuck, The Coffee House, 8:30 The Mosleys, Linneman's p.m.,$3. Riverwest Inn, 1001E. Locust St. Lewis Black, Brian Green and John Schuh & That Cool Cat, Mark Snyders, Club Comedy, 8 Sherman's Celebrity Club, 2203 N. and 10 p.m. AS ft6T<33rtrtONisr caxxfcm 'smaoie Prospect Ave., 9 p.m. Rondell Sheridan, Comedy to GM£P1fl£fR£E £N7£RPRiS£ SVsT0tA.. Blues Disciples, Up & Under Cafe. Thursday, Dec. 1 Pub, 1216E.Brady St., 10p.m. Paul Silbergleit, Daily's, 7:30 r \ Tsabaka, The Darkhorses p.m. Dance: The UWM Department and Defiant, The Globe, 2028 E. FS Camels and Front of Truck, of Dance presents Winners Announced!! North Ave. The Globe. "Winterdances." The perfor­ The following names were chosen as the win­ The Old Blues Boys, John mances will be held in the UWM ners of the Paramount Pictures-UWM Post Star Friday, Dec. 2 Chamber Dance Theatre, Room Hawks Pub, 100E. Wisconsin Ave, Trek promotion that recently expired: 9 p.m. 254 in Mitchell Hall, 3203 N. LilRev, Actwerks, 2611 -13 E. Downer Ave. Choreography is by Mark Shurill & the Greatest #1 - Generations cast & crew jacket: Michael Hampshire Ave.,7:30p.m.,FREE. Hits, Linneman's Riverwest Inn. faculty members Ed Burgess and Lightning & Thunder, Rousers, ShankHall, 10 p.m. MarciaParsons as well as by New Katzban Alioto's. True Heart Susie, Tasting York choreographer Steve Peter Baime, Audubon Court Room. Koester. There will be shows on #2 - "Klingon Challenge" VCR board game: Books, 7:30p.m. Wig, Twitch and Blue Sun­ Dec. 1 through3 at8p.m. andDec. Shaun Navis Yell Leaders and Cool Hand shine, Unicorn. 4 at3 p.m. Tickets are $7. Call229- Band, Brett's, 1501N. Jackson St. 4308 formore information. #3 - "Federations" hardcover novel based on Mrs. Fun, Cafe Melange, 9:30 Sunday, Dec. 4 the film Generations: Tony Minnessale pm Friday, Dec. 2 Suzanne Grzanna, Cafe Zoya Makhina, Audubon Correct answers are available at the office of Phylis,734S.5thSt.8p.m. Craft Sale: The UWM Craft Court Books, Noon. the Post, Union EG80. To claim their prizes, Lewis Black, Brian Green and Norrie Cox Goodtime Jazz, Centre hosts it's Annual Holiday Mark Snyders, Club Comedy, 8 Tasting Room, 3 p.m. Open House and Sale on Dec. 2 winners must come to the Post and present I. D. and 10 p.m. Complainers Blues Jam, Up from Noon to 5 p.m. and Dec. 3, Fred & Ethel, Jonathon & Under Pub, 8 p.m. from 10 a.m. to 4 p .m. 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The IWM Panthers tamed by Rangers in season opener By Steve Zimmerman roll layup to close the margin to 22- the second half. Freshman shoot­ 20,10 minutes into the game. ing guard Pat McCabe never This was supposed to the com­ The Rangers self-destructed warmed up, sinking only two field ing outparty for University of Wis­ lateinthehalf, shooting themselves goals. consin-Milwaukee forward Shan­ in the foot with unforced errors "Without Dintchev and non Smith. It was supposed to be from poor passes and careless ball McC abe, this is what we looked like the tune-up game forthe FirstBank handling. Durham answered with a the first four weeks of practice," Classic and Friday's game against three-pointer giving UWM a37-32 Antirm said about his poor shoot­ Marquette. For Division II UW- advantage with 1:09 left, but again, ing (.377 percentage). "There were Parkside, it was one ofthe biggest a Parkside counterattack equalled first game jitters for all of them. We tests ofthe season. the score to 37-35 at the half. weren't very aggressive offen­ The Ranger's phenomenal Shannon Smith The secondperiodfeatured more Derek Durham sively and (Parkside) was aggres­ three-point shooting shocked the back and forth action with seven sive. We didn't play well defen­ UWM men's basketball team in shots. ties and five lead changes. Nate Parkside connected on 52 per­ sively. They're not that confident." overtime 80-79 at the MECCA "We wanted to keep the floor Schrameyer, making his 19th cent (9 of 17) of their tries from The team of Smith and Derek Monday night to even their record spread out," UWM Coach Steve straight start, assisted on two plays behind the three-point arch, break­ Durhamwasn'tshyintheirMECCA to 3-3 andsendUWMtoO-1. Ironi­ Antrim explained about getting during a 12-3 runthat gave Milwau­ ing down the Panthers' zone de­ debut. Smith started off the game cally, one of the school's biggest Smith the ball for the final shot. kee a5 9-54 lead, their largest lead of fense late in the game. Moreover, with a three pointer and UWM's wins came onParkside Head Coach 'You hope he gets something out the night at the 10:06 mark. Levi Bradley balanced the offense first seven points, started the sec­ Marty Gullispie's 38th birthday. of that. Ifhe gives itup, hemightnot Parkside slowly took the lead with animpressive inside game that ond with seven straight points, and "Anytime a Division U school give it back." back at 66-61, but UWM mounted featured penetrating moves down led off the extra period with two meets a Division I school on their Milwaukee started the game their finalcomeback with an 8-Orun the baseline all night. points. floor, it'sbig," Gillespie said. "Two starringmapersonalMglikghtfilm to go up by three. Derek Durham "We're capable of being real He finished with32,Mttmgonly years ago we got hammered at the from Smith, scoring all ofthe Pan­ seemed to put the Panthers on top good one night and bad another," 9-of-23 from the floor with four Klotsche Center. This was an indi­ thers first seven points. He gave for good with a steal, unocntested Gillespie said about his Milwaukee threes, but was perfect fromthe free cation of how far our school has UWM a 7-3 lead two minutes into layup, and 71-69 advantage. Jake areaplayers. "I toldth e kids some­ throwline 10-of-lO. Healsopicked come in two years. This is a great the game by stealing a Ranger pass Browarski drained two free throws one needed to step up. It's a great up five steals and grabbed eight present." and finishing with a double-pump with 56 seconds left to bring on win for those guys from around rebounds. Smith, who starred in eachof the jam. overtime. Smith's off-balance shot here (Browarski-SouthMilwaukee, Durham was superb,playing 41 pre-season and intra-squad games, Parksidefoughtback and started preserved the tie as time expired. Bradley-Milwaukee Bay View). minutes without turning the ball had two chances to win the game as the see-saw exchange that lasted UWMlead by as many as six in Bradley's kind of a settling force. over, scoring 20 points with four time expired. With 16 seconds left, until the end of overtime. overtime, but went scoreless in the They knowifthey givehimtheball, assists and two clutch steals. Smith released a shot from the free Smith continued with more final3:51 .Bro warski'sfourththree- usually something good happens." Schrameyer showed improved throw linethatbarely drew iron. He showtime moves, driving toward pointer ofthe game sealed the win Senior Dimitre Dintchev didn't mobility in the low post, dropping ended regulationand overtime with the basket, sneaking through a for the Rangers with 1:40 left in start due to a foot injury suffered in 11 points, despitemissing 5 of 6 free a pair of forced, off-balance jump crease in the defense for the finger- overtime. practice and played sparingly in throws. Great sports tradition seriously lacking at UWM By Jon Coca I'm sure the Bradley Center will You say who cares about be full of Marquette Golden Eagle UWM-Marquette or UWM-Madi- Tradition. If there is one thing I fans, but that isn't important. If we son? Those aren'trivalries? They're have missed during my college ca­ can get some Panther fans down not, but if UWM can beat one or reer, it's tradition. there to cheer on our team, we will bothofthem, some heads are going I feel that I've received a good be one-up inthe creationof arivalry to turn and next year those teams education, but there is more to col­ when we beat Marquette. willbe outfor blood. Itstillmaynot lege life than academics. Sports Downthe road, Dec. 14, UWM have the national exposure that tradition. plays UW-Madison who we beat Syracuse-Georgetown or Michi­ After the last two weeks of col­ two years ago. Plus, we have a gan-Indiana gets, but that's how lege football, with allthe inter-state tattor-maderrvalrywimUW-Green rivalry and tradition get started. rivalries going on, it has become Postfilephoto Bay, thanks to the Midwestern Editor's Note: This is a col­ even more apparent. Alabama- Panther players celebrate after defeating the Collegiate Conference. umn of personal opinion. Auburn, UCLA-USC, Florida- , 77-72 in the 1992-93 season. Florida State all get national expo­ son. He is currently playing indoor national powerhouse, but sure and big bucks for their respec­ soccer professionally. Marquette has some tradition. tive schools. I miss the big game. The basketball team recently Maybe not Warrior tradition any­ Third World Handcraft Shop Sports were more important at turned Division I. That's where we more, but a storied background At my high school than they are here can find the rivalries to start a tradi­ nonetheless. at UWM. I would bet that many of tion in sports. We need to get out Thisweekend'sFirstBank Clas­ Lutheran Campus Ministry the students here don't even know and support our basketball team. sic features UWM, Marquette, 3074 N. Maryland Ave. at Kenwood Blvd. Across From UWM Student Union what sports UWM has. Let's create some rivalries. We Northwestern, and Sienna, a team OK, we don't have a football opened up the season against UW- that always seems to find itself in team at UWM, but we do have a Parkside and play Marquette this the NCAA Championship Tourna­ soccer team and a basketball team. weekend. OK, so Parkside is no ment. The soccer team has been nation­ ally ranked the last few years and was competitive this year. We have even sent players overseas to play professionally. SKYDIVE Manuel Lagos, who was a First Team All-America in 1991, has ADVENTURE played in Spain and led the Minne­ sota Thunder to the national cham­ December Special mn> ISM? ^^ ^^a pionship game of the National Come and Buy Gifts United States Inter-regional Soccer STATIC IJNE PROGRAM First Jump Course 4*LMM&b $79.00 while the shop is open League. »"^ *" +TAX was another All- Group Rates Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays 5-9 $74.i American forward for the Panthers. $69.i 11:00 am to 2:00 pm He ended up playing in France on 10-14 $64.( Call 962-9320 Olympic Festival teams withUnited 15+ States World Cup Players and on And Buy At Third World Handcrafts the Milwaukee Rampage last sea- 4028 Rivermoor Rd Capitol Drive Lutheran Church Call or Write For Free Brochure Omro, Wl 54963 6 miles West of Oshkosh on Hwy. 21 54th & Capitol Drive - Milwaukee (414) 685-5122 Call 445-1656 for hours December 1, 1994 The UWM Post Page 9 Column: Time for , hockey to put up or shut up By Mike Falkner Baseball's strike has cancelled 1995 season to look forward to. It should come as no surprise maybe it' stime for theNHL to fold. the World Series, strained our faith Hockey's problems are more thatfans are sick of it. It' stimeto put The same can be said for Major Three months ago, I remember in America's pastime, and tested immediate. Two months ofthe sea­ the cards on the table and see if the League Baseball. If the current sys­ sitting down and writing an article our patience yet again with our son have already been scrapped leagues are actually interested in tem of salaries and the like are that on the beleaguered state of profes­ "heroes". The strike has placed all andplans are that ifn o settlement is continuing. Talk has already sur­ unworkable and the two sides in sional sports and the skyrocketing of baseball in limbo for three and reached by the new year, that the faced of a new baseball league in each dispute cannot agree to terms, salaries that contribute to the prob­ one-half months already with little entire 1994-95 hockey season will 1996. One can certainly suppose then one of two things can happen. lems. Threemonths later, I only find sign that a settlement is anywhere be thrown out without a single that similar talk will come from the Abinding arbitration will surfaceor it refreshing that the NBA is the in the future. It appears that the game being played. Much like hockey players too should this the leagues should go dormant and only league of the three with seri­ owners and the players can barely America's national pastime, season be cancelled. fold. ous labor problems to come to their agree to meet, much less on any­ Canada'snationalpastimehasbeen It's time to put up or shut up. If It looks like this time, the dam­ senses and play through the nego­ thing substantive, and it now ap­ kept from eager fans across North the hockey players and owners age done by such a strike may just tiations. pears that baseball may not have a America. can't agree on a new deal, then be permanent. Pro Football: Packers at crossroads on path to playoffs

By Matt Michaelis mism was highin July, as the Pack­ fense? The once mighty defense bert Brown and George Koonce sixthinyards. Butmostimportantly, ers entered training camp with an hasfallenonhard times. Onceranked continue to play well, butthey can't he has just nine interceptions to his Once again, it's put up or shut overload of talent. Free agent number one, the unit has taken a do it all by themselves. 22 touchdowns. He can lead this up time in Titletown. For the third signees Sean Jones, Reggie Cobb pounding by passers from Detroit, The secondary is in shambles, team to the playoffs again. straightyear, thePackers find them­ and Fred Strickland added depth to Buffalo and a third-stringer from as Terrell Buckley and George 4) Can the Packers make it to selves in the middle ofthe playoff an already talented team. Dallas. Linebacker BrycePaup has Teague have been repeatedly the playoffs ? With their talent, the pack with four weeks left in the But currently, the Packers find done little in the past three games, burned. In the past, Buckley has Packers should have already se­ season. themselves in third place in the which may lead the Packers to put been treated unfairly by the media cured a playoff spot. Instead, they With a 6-6 record, this season Central division with many ques­ Wayne Simmons back in the start­ and the fans. But after his last three find themselves in ab attle for a wild has been a disappointment for both tions that need to be asked. ing lineup. performances, it's clear that when card spot. But the Packers control the Packers and their fans. Opti­ 1) What's wrong with the de­ Reggie White, Sean Jones, Gil- his contract is up next year, the their destiny, as they play three Packers should not resign him. teams inthenextfourweeksthat are While he's obviously a great ath­ also competing for a playoff spot. ADULT CHILDREN of ALCOHOLICS lete, as his five interceptions show, This week, they play Detroit in a his simple lack of height has now must-win game. If they get by the A safe place to talk about the special problems you may become aliability. Allteamshaveto experience now because alcohol or other drugs were/are Lions, the Packers will secure a a problem in your family. do is throw the ball up and have wildcard spot. The Bears come to A therapist facilitates the group and you are welcome to their receivers jump over Buckley. Green Bay Dec. 11, iri a game the drop into any meeting to talk or just listen until you feel Just ask Jason Garretthow it works. Packers will not lose. The Packers comfortable (you may come late and leave early if needed). 2) The running game. What have been virtually unbeatable at MEETING TIMES: Tuesdays - 1-2PM running game? In the past three homeandmey'Ucertainlybeupfor Wednesdays-2-3PM games, the Packers have rushed 53 that game. timesfor 152 yards, which averages MEETING PIACE: Union (please check The following week, the Fal­ listing by elevators) outto apathetic 2.9 yards per carry. cons play the Packers in Milwau­ All the blame can't go to Reggie QUESTIONS? kee. While Falcons' receiver Andre Cobb. It's obvious that he's the Rison may rack up the yards, the No problem. Call Colleen Bernstein RN, Drug Abuse type of back that needs 20 to 25 Educator, at 229-6668. If you get the answering machine, Packers will pound on Atlantaby at ACOA please leave a daytime number to return your call. carries in order to get going. But he least 24 points. On Dec. 24, the won't get that many carries in the Packers play in Tampa Bay. The Packer sy stem. Althoughhe'sbeen Packers have always played wellin surprisingly effective as areceiver, Tampa and this year will be no it'stimeto letLeShonJohnsonplay different. The Packers willhave no i ii" 'i mil. again. By now, hehas abetter grasp problem inthe heat and will win by ofthe offense and his speed could 21 points. give the lackluster offense a boost. Buta lossinDetroitthis Sunday .;; 3)BrettFavre,ProBowlforthe will certainly cloud their playoff third consecutive year? At this picture. Withjus t four weeks left in point in the year, quarterback Brett the season, the Packers need to get Favre has matured greatly. Fans are off the rollercoaster they've been riding all year if they want to be in G off his back and he has become a team leader. He is third in the NFC the hunt for a Super Bowl trophy. g atthe in completions, third in.attempts. 3oc(tyUyuL, Whose birthday is it, anyway? The United Methodist Church believes that the important news at Christmas is not who comes down the chimney, but who was born at Bethlehem. We invite you to come and join us as we celebrate the birth of Christ Jesus.

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Kenwood United Methodist Churc Phone: 332-5935 2319 E. Kenwood Blvd Pastor: Lance Herrick Milwaukee, Wl 53211 Director of Music: Larry Wheclock (Across from the Union) SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:30 A.M. X December 1, 1994 m uwi ^nW30B-i^j3Aii-s» Issues remain Thought abortion was off the agenda? It's back. School Prayer? It's back. Arts funding? A foreign policy obsessed with abortion? They're back. Some even older issues have popped up again. Orphanages? They're back, too. With the rise to power ofthe Republicans, all the old social issues have returned, alongside a host of unsavory characters. Take Pat Robertson. The fact that mainstream Republicans consort with him is a scary sign of exactly how far right political debate is these days. Robertson argues that sex education teaches sex with animals, that the Council on Foreign Affairs is a conspiracy to install a socialist world government, and that feminism turns women into clnTd-killing socialist lesbian witches. Robertson wields great power in the Repub­ lican party; his Christian Coalition provides about sixty percent of Republican local delegates. The Republicans are in the grip of extremists; they willbe forced to go with their inclination to regressive social policy. Already Newt Gingrich is talking about orphanages. He won't support day care, but he wants to take children from their parents and force them into orphanages. Is that what Americans really support? Newt has proposed an amendment pushing school prayer. Doesn't our government have better things to do than force us to pray? And why should our government decide who prays, and when? Also, does anybody pretend that the result wouldn't be discrimination against children of non- Christian religions? Even student loans will take a beating; the Republicans promised before the election to chop loan programs. Reducing them is a way to cut the deficit, and the Republicans will cut them to pay for a bigger mihtary and a host of tax cuts we can't afford. Pity that we'll finish up with negligible student aid and a growing deficit anyway. The victory for the Republicans will do great damage to the country; Perspective the radicalism we see in Gingrich, Helms, and Gramm will take theparty far from the center. The Republicans now in office are far more radical than the ones The roots of poverty before them; the Republican party is more radical these days and voters were not as much looking at positions as throwing (Democratic) bums By Scott L. Greer their truncated futures. The first generation togro w up out. So now the country is in the hands of aparty which is run by social hopeless in the North was, unsurprisingly, more inclined conservatives who want their dues. There is an absurdly punitive and vapid school of to riotstha n wage labor. They plan to collect in the form of an isolationist foreign policy and thought in this country which argues that welfare and The closest African-Americans came to a niche was a repressive domestic agenda. The Republicans will pass at least some social decay are the roots ofthe underclass. their near-lock on afew classes of govemmentwork. The ofthe restrictions so recently overturned, and they will fight to push Not so. Despite the superficial plausibility ofthe problem with this was that most government jobs re­ us back into the nineteenth century. Funny that staunch creationists idea thatmoral decay is the problem, the origins ofthe quired college degrees, which made them unavailable to should prove fans of Social Darwinism. urban underclass have lime to do with welfare queens most people. It did not help that government work was The question for 1996 is: will the voters like their performance on and much to do with economic history. The decay is limited and only opened up in the mid and late 1960s. economic issues enough to accept another two years of repression; of but a symptom. So now, we have two separate, segregated worlds, laws on who you can sleep with? Migrants to the urban United States traditionally veryunequal. Withno avenueupward,theblack commu­ Oh well, perhaps the Republican return to the past will have one start with what is called a "niche" job. Their ethnic nity began to see the pathologies that we know so well good side effect: maybe the orphanages will produce another Oliver group basically takes over a segment ofthe economy developed. Whites, bored with the civilrights movement Twist. which does not require much education, and which and the Great Society, began to blame the victims. Tales allows any unskilled newcomer to get ajob. This is the of welfare queens are far more entertaining than discus­ famous Korean grocery, or Chinese laundry, or Paki­ sions of niches, and welfare queens let everybody else Letter: stani corner store. Their children then become inte­ off of any responsibility tothei r fellow Americans. grated into American society, joining the same career Private industry cannot create the needed jobs; the paths as others. plant closing so recent years have shown that unskilled A trek for the truth This prototypical ladder is in contrast to the Afri­ blue-collar labor with decent salaries is a dinosaur in the To the Editor: can-American experience. Most African-Americans American economy. Good jobs require good education Perhaps you should award Star Trek Generations the full A it who are in such dire straits are in Northern cities. Their and background. Remember, business is not in the line deserves since the one inconsistency in the movie you mentioned was ancestors migrated to these urban areas during and of charity and we shouldn't pretend that it is. really an oversight on your part. following World War II, from the rural poverty ofthe Two programs are needed. The first is a decentralized Although I cannot recall the name ofthe episode, Data finally found South. jobsprogramforourcities.America'sirm*astructure--our the emotion ship crafted for him by Dr. Sung after dismantling his The new migrants did not, however, succeed in roads, our bridges, our airports— needs work badly. brother Lor. Lor had used the chip to make Data perform experiments establishing areal niche in which they could work and (Some studies indicate that our national income might be on his best friend, la Forge. Because the chip had been used against him prepare their children for a better future. The reason twentypercenthigherif wehadbetterintrastructure). We by Lor, causing him to nearly kill his best friend, Data put the emotion wasracism. Inthe 1950s and early 1960s, the North was should grant funds to states and cities to create the jobs- chip away instead of mstalling it. This happened in a two part episode quite segregated, and often racist. When a black man - and hope. that also involved theBorg. I'm surprised you didn't catchit since it was applied for ajob, he was often turned down summarily, The second is national health care. It is merely a sign shown during the week of November 14; during Channel 18's Borg and usually could not gain a good position. There was of the idiocy of official Washington and pundits that Week. no chance of developing a niche; whites disliked health reform has dropped off the map. Without health They sell those new Star Trek encyclopedias now. I can't afford one buying goods fromblacks, getting haircutsfromblacks, care for all, it is much smarter to be on welfare and get myself, but since a reporter needs to be informed, purchasing such an or much else. The result was massive under- and un­ treatment than it is to work at McDonalds and live in fear encyclopedia could help your career in the long run. employment among black men. of illness. The gains from a single-payer health system Sincerely, Unemployment did its job; social breakdown en­ available to Americans would include better health care Edward Behrend sued. With no jobs, or bad ones with no hope of and security for those who wish to quit welfare. Editor's Note: Although one is tempted to mention William Shatner's promotion, it made little sense to maintain white-collar The people who pretend that welfare queens are the notorious SNL appearance, the Post can ill afford a Klingon stylebook, values. Children suffered from their parents' limited problem and morallectures the solution are wilfully blind let alone a Trek encyclopedia. Nevertheless, the Post regrets the income and the sense of despair that stemmed from to the fact that poverty is economic. They should learn. error.

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