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Volume 126, No. 125 Monday, May 1, 2017 — FoCoMX Favorites — The Velvet Rope Slow Caves performs brings the ’80s to the Aggie By Nate Day lively rock concert @NateMDay The Velvet Rope performed at the Aggie Theatre Friday for the fi rst night of FoCoMX. There is nothing quite like a local band. They are fun, they are genuine and they are able to con- nect with a crowd in a way that only a neighbor can. This is ex- actly what The Velvet Rope does. The group, an `80s cover band, is comprised of six white 40-somethings jumping around on the stage, clearly having a blast. Their clothes are mis- matched, but 100 percent 1980s, lending itself to the let-your- hair-down fun that can only come with a little-known group like this one. Their lead singer, Johnny Velvet, is a bit cooky. A cross be- tween Willie Nelson and Zach Galifi anakis, he performs in a red tracksuit and a blazer until he rips his pants oŒ , revealing cut- oŒ jeans. Unfortunately, Velvet’s obvious drunkenness allowed him to forget song lyrics a hand- ful of times and gyrate on his backup singer “Chakra Kahn.” The band Slow Caves, comprised of Colorado State University alumni, performs at the Aggie Theater Friday night. Slow Caves was among As if that were not enough, he other bands performing at FoCoMX. PHOTO BY NATE DAY COLLEGIAN peppered his performance with By Jonny Rhein jokes about a recent stint in the @jonnyrhein ple of drinks, the crowd start- orado. Wilson brothers of The Beach slammer. All in all, Velvet is an ed to loosen up. The audience Singer and guitarist Jakob Boys, the Followill’s of Kings of odd dude. danced and jumped to Slow Mueller was at a loss for words Leon and, rightfully in that cat- The rest of the band was Fort Collins’ Slow Caves Caves’ upbeat songs. as he performed in front of his egory, is Jakob and Oliver Muel- fantastic. A man nicknamed rocked FoCoMX Friday night. Slow Caves’ latest extended hometown fans. He addressed ler of Slow Caves. Their voices Ivory Finger Blasts played the The rock surf band played play, “Desert Minded,” came out the audience for the fi rst time were meant to sing together. keys and brought an early `80s to a packed crowd at the Aggie earlier this year. Many people and said, “I have no words. Oliver Mueller swapped funk to the songs that just are Theater, one of the many venues knew every word to the songs That’s what I have to say. How his bass for David Dugan’s gui- not in the originals, bringing hosting shows over the weekend oŒ the new release, especially are you?” tar and Mueller took over lead The Velvet Rope stamp to the to honor the talented and hard- the title track, a daydream-y For whatever reason, broth- vocals for a few songs. The numbers they performed. An- working local bands of North- surf rock tune that could make ers always seem to have the best fast tempo of his songs really other standout was Stu, the ern Colorado. someone believe an ocean sur- vocal harmonies. Taylor and brought out his inner Julian saxophonist, who added stellar After a few songs and a cou- rounds the inland state of Col- Gri› n Goldsmith of Dawes, the see SLOW CAVES on page 11 >> see VELVET ROPE on page 11 >> COLLEGIAN.COM 2 Monday, May 1, 2017 FORT COLLINS FOCUS

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CAMPUS Over 60,000 sign petition against meat harvesting facility

By Piper Davis Bleil, a member of ROAR, @PiperLDavis created the petition to present it to President Tony Frank to advo- A petition against Colorado cate for the community against State University’s on-campus the facility. meat harvesting facility reached “I wanted to make it clear over 60,000 signatures as of Sun- to CSU that there are so many day night. people who don’t agree with this The petition, created by decision,” Bleil said. “The facil- freshmen biology major Becca ity would negatively aŽ ect my Bleil, aims to halt the construc- ability to concentrate, my con- tion of an on-campus meat har- sciousness and my education. It vesting facility, which has been is an unwelcoming environment referred to by some students as for those who care about animals a slaughterhouse following the and do not want them to be killed public announcement of its con- on a place that is supposed to be a struction. center of learning, inclusiveness, According to the o cial pro- kindness and community.” posal, the facility will include a Bleil said she is shocked by livestock and meat-processing the amount of support for the center, a research and develop- petition and hopes to deliver the ment center, a meat demonstra- petition to the administration. tion classroom and a retail meat “I had absolutely no idea the and dairy store and café. petition would become this big,” The creation of the facility Bleil said. “I remember, even sparked controversy on campus when it hit just 1,000 signatures, from concerned students and I was astonished and thought community members. An ani- that would be the highest it got. I CSU students Dominique Ashe, Austin Joseph and Abigail Bearce lead a group of protesters in a march mal rights group, Rams Organiz- was clearly wrong. My next step towards the Plaza in a demonstration against the construction of a meat harvesting facility on campus. PHOTO ing for Animal Rights (ROAR), is to print out the entire petition BY DAVIS BONNER COLLEGIAN organized a protest on April 19 and hand deliver it to his o ce. outside of the Administration Bleil said ROAR is also plan- students and community mem- hold up signs. commented on the petition, stat- Building to express their con- ning to host a sit-in at the Ad- bers against the meat harvesting Sarah Yakubek, a freshman ing she would transfer schools if cerns about the facility. ministration Building where facility will sit in the lobby and who is also a member of ROAR, see PETITION on page 5 >> NEWS 4 Monday, May 1, 2017

CAMPUS Greenhouse gas management and accounting graduates face uncertain job market with Trump administration

By Ty Betts “When I fi rst started the pro- gitimate for students to worry but there are still ways for stu- While Lim recommends this @TyBetts9 gram, I was fresh out of my under- about job security. Conant, who dents of this degree to fi nd work. program for the professors and graduate at CSU, and the political developed the degree program, Morgan said there are places to curriculum, she said she could Some of the fi rst students of climate was much more favorable recognizes federal progress in apply his knowledge in city, state have used additional help learn- Greenhouse Gas Management to this fi eld,” Lim said. “I really reducing greenhouse gas emis- and private sectors. ing to market herself in the cur- and Accounting program are thought that when I graduated sions will likely slow during Morgan has an internship rent job market. The one thing graduating from this recently de- I would be in an up-and-coming President Donald Trump’s ad- at the Brendle Group, a private Morgan said he would change veloped degree amidst a time of fi eld. It turns out, unfortunately, ministration. However, he said fi rm that provides consulting would be to add courses that political opposition to their fi eld. that was not the case.” the rest of the world is continu- on sustainability practices. The train students in management, The master’s degree, Green- Jensen Morgan, a graduate ing to make progress. company o• ers many services negotiating and other skill sets house Gas Management and student of this degree, is on track “Most countries are making from increasing energy and wa- required in a business setting. Accounting, is the newest addi- to graduate this spring. He said e• orts to reduce greenhouse gas ter e™ ciency to fi nding ways to Although the current job tion to the Ecosystem Science he knew that there were risks to emissions,” Conant said. “So, implement renewable energy in market for this fi eld has its un- and Sustainability program at being one of the pioneers to the that means in order to manage utility companies. certainties, students in the Colorado State University. Im- program. greenhouse gas emissions, we Before graduating, Lim in- Greenhouse Gas Management plemented in the fall of 2015, “It was equal parts interest- need to know what the emissions terned at the Center for the New and Accounting program said two students have completed the ing, exciting and also a little bit are, where they are coming from Energy Economy, which helps they understand that what they program with two more expect- nerve wracking,” Morgan said. and what it will cost to reduce guide policy change at state lev- are learning has value. ed to graduate this spring. “Greenhouse gas (reductions) at those emissions.” els. Through her current search- “In some ways people are Alex Lim, one of the fi rst two the federal level are not entirely That is what this degree aims ing, she said that she was able to more passionate about it because students who graduated from the supported, and the current ad- to prepare students for. Morgan fi nd more opportunities in small they know this work is important,” master’s program in December ministration is defi nitely pulling said that the curriculum is focused private companies. Morgan said. “And, we need to be 2015, is currently managing a Fort back a lot of support.” on policy and history, as well as “I have found more success pushing it at all levels since there is Collins restaurant while search- Professor Rich Conant, the quantifi cation and measurement in smaller companies looking not going to be federal support for ing for a job related to her degree. the associate dean for academic of greenhouse gas emissions. for people to help them operate it, at least not for the moment.” Lim said her entrance into the job a• airs in the Warner College of Federal opportunities for more sustainably and reduce Ty Betts can be reached at market was an issue of timing. Natural Resources, said it is le- this skill set may be diminishing, their losses,” Lim said. [email protected].

CAMPUS “Heated” youth climate rally discusses hot topics

By Nicole Towne @nicole_towne21 national origin, or income, with dled by older adults in power. respect to the development, im- “We owe it to our college stu- plementation, and enforcement of dents and our young children to While Friday afternoon was environmental laws, regulations be aware of these climate issues fi lled with snow and slush, the cli- and policies.” and not keep our heads in the sand mate change action rally, “Heat- Malin said that poor and mi- anymore,” Malin. ed,” sparked conversation. The nority communities are at a great- Junior health and exercise event discussed topics such as re- er risk of being exposed to envi- science student Haley Ratcli• newable energy, overpopulation ronmental hazards due to a lack of spoke on behalf of Population and air quality in the Event Cen- environmental justice. Connect, an organization ded- ter at Colorado State University’s In conjunction with expo- icated to population control Morgan Library. sure to environmental hazards, through spreading the availability The event was organized by Malin discussed Colorado’s 2016 of family planning. Haley Dallas, senior agricultural Supreme Court decision which Ratcli• said that it is estimated and resource economics major, prohibits local governments there will be over 9 billion people and Alexandra Stettner, senior from banning fracking in their in 2050 based on the United Na- political science major. One of the communities. tions’ estimate. goals of the event was getting more “Essentially, our state su- “Population growth stretch- students involved in the move- preme court said there is no seat es natural resources to their Trees, Water & People are a sustainable nonprofi t organization based in ment against climate change. at the table for communities,” limits,” Ratcli• said. “Deforesta- Fort Collins helping to provide community development in various regions, “We were going to rallies and Malin said. tion, food shortages and climate like South America. From left: Molly Geppert, Agnes Wagner, Dalton Leep- demonstrations around Fort Col- In terms of air quality, Fort change are all intensifi ed with er, and Vanesa Blanco Lopez. PHOTO BY BROOKE BUCHAN COLLEGIAN lins and realized there were no Collins is ranked number 15 for population growth. In order to young people there,” Dallas said. highest ozone scores in the na- avoid climate crisis, action needs As a result, Ratcli• said that ly been the leader either globally “We decided to change that.” tion and Denver is number 11 in to be taken now.” people internationally will lose or nationally on taking action on CSU environmental and nat- the 2017 State of the Air report. Ratcli• said President Donald access to important medical climate change,” Betsill said. “... ural resources sociology professor According to the Denver Post, Trump’s reinstating of the Global screenings for cancer and tuber- There are so many ways to get Stephanie Malin discussed cli- both Denver and Fort Collins’ Gag Rule four days after the Wom- culosis, as well as access to mod- engaged and I don’t want anyone mate change on a local level. Malin ratings have improved from last en’s March was discouraging. ern contraceptives. to get disheartened just because opened her speech talking about year, placing 8th and 10th re- “The Global Gag Rule is a Political science profes- we have open hostility in Wash- the term “environmental justice.” spectively. United States government policy sor Michele Betsill said she has ington. There are so many other Environmental justice, as de- Through working with stu- that blocks all federal funding for spent the last 20 years studying lever points that you can get in- fi ned by the EPA, is “fair treatment dents, Malin said she sees stu- healthcare organizations inter- climate change policy and still volved in.” and meaningful involvement of dents’ frustration with climate nationally that even mention the remains hopeful. Nicole Towne can be reached all people regardless of race, color, change and the way it is being han- word abortion,” Ratcli• said. “Washington has never real- at [email protected]. NEWS Monday, May 1, 2017 5

NATION College libraries ditch books for study space By Teresa Watanabe Los Angeles Times projects. brainstormed, they snacked on that they hadn’t been adequately room and “desperately needed Libraries are 4,000 years snickerdoodles and milk tea. consulted on which books could study space.” old, but the digital revolution Mo tt used to be so “old be discarded and which ones had Still, the Academic Senate BERKELEY, Calif. - The re- is changing their use on college and musty,” Xiao said. He visited to be saved. approved a resolution in No- modeled undergraduate library campuses. From coast to coast, once and never returned. Now Cowell wrote in reply that vember to say it “condemns the at the University of California, college libraries are removing he comes often, and doesn’t miss she had conferred with deans dramatic reduction of the print Berkeley, is modern and sleek. rows of steel shelving, stash- the books. Everything he needs is and administrators, posted up- collection” and “deplores the de- Its top two fl oors have low-slung ing the books they held in other online. dates on the library’s homepage, struction of books.” couches, a nap pod, and meeting campus locations and discarding “I’ve never actually needed but heard of no “signifi cant con- Richard Montgomery, a UC spaces with glass walls made to duplicates to make way for open to use a physical book,” Xiao said. cern.” She said all of the books Santa Cruz math professor, said be written on and colorful furni- study spaces. Their budgets are “I’ve never checked one out. I that were moved or destroyed online access or interlibrary ture meant to be moved. shifting away from print to digi- can’t honestly say I even know about 60 percent of the library’s loans are fi ne for those who know The library has even dropped tal materials. how.” collection were used infrequent- exactly what they need. What’s its rules against food and drinks The changes have met resis- At the University of Califor- ly and could be accessed online gone is the ability to browse for on those fl oors. That’s because tance. But, they suit many stu- nia, Santa Cruz, however, the or through UC interlibrary loans. ideas. they no longer contain any dents just fi ne. removal of 80,000 books from “Nothing has left the scholar- “You walk into a space that books, which could be damaged Ted Xiao, a graduate stu- the Science and Engineering ly record,” said campus spokes- used to be a library and it’s emp- or stained. dent in electrical engineering Library last summer sparked man Scott Hernandez-Jason. ty,” he said. “It’s horrible. It’s like California’s oldest university and computer science, loves uproar among faculty. This win- UC Santa Cruz increased death.” has removed 135,000 books from the changes at Mo tt. He and ter, more than 60 science and enrollment by 730 students last Harvard University faculty Mo tt Library to create more fi ve classmates recently used a math faculty members signed a fall. Removing all books from succeeded in scaling back a plan space for students to study, re- meeting room to work on a Pow- letter to university librarian M. the library’s third fl oor, Hernan- to remove about 90 percent of charge and collaborate on group erPoint presentation. As they Elizabeth Cowell, complaining dez-Jason said, allows for a class- see LIBRARIES on page 16 >>

NATION ‘We’ll see’ if a North Korean nuclear test would trigger US response By Laura King In the interview, Trump said an intercontinental ballistic mis- Tribune Washington Bureau neither he nor Xi would be happy sile capable of striking the Unit- if Kim were to conduct a nuclear ed States. WASHINGTON - President test, which would be North Ko- Asked in the CBS interview Donald Trump is warning North rea’s sixth. There were some ex- if a North Korea nuclear test Korea not to conduct another pectations earlier this month that would prompt U.S. military ac- nuclear test, saying “we’ll see” if the hermit kingdom might con- tion, Trump replied: “I don’t such a step would trigger a U.S. duct such a test in connection with know. I mean, we’ll see.” military response. patriotic holiday observances. Trump appeared to o¤ er Trump, in an interview aired The test did not take place, grudging praise for Kim, noting Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Na- but North Korea has continued that he took over North Korea tion,” also said he believes China’s with other actions the U.S. and when he was 26 or 27 after his President Xi Jinping, with whom its regional allies regard as prov- father died and has consolidated he met weeks ago in Florida, has ocations, including a failed test power despite challenges from been using Beijing’s leverage to Saturday of a mid-range ballis- the military and members of his restrain North Korea’s mercurial tic missile. Kim’s government is family. leader, Kim Jong Un. known to be working to develop see KOREA on page 16 >>

>> PETITION from page 3 they are getting from JBS. At better techniques for improving the construction of the facility this point, CSU is a hypocrite in the food animal production in- continues. the purest form and I would be dustry.” “I do still plan on leaving ashamed to say I go to a college Despite the petition’s sup- CSU if the slaughterhouse is like that.” port, Bleil does not expect the constructed,” Yakubek said. Melissa Matthews, a se- construction of the facility will “This is because my money for nior studying equine science, is halt, yet believes that it is im- tuition would in some way, ei- among the community in sup- portant for those who oppose ther directly or indirectly, be go- port of the slaughterhouse. Mat- the facility to have a voice. ing to support this facility which thews believes the facility will “I am sure that they will I do not believe in.” be benefi cial for students study- continue the construction of Yakubek said she believes ing animal sciences so they can the slaughterhouse considering the University is prioritizing the properly learn how to harvest CSU received a $12.5 million money they received over stu- meat of di¤ erent animals. donation to build this facility,” dent concern. “Those who are opposing Bleil said. “However, the goal “I chose to come to CSU the construction have a right to was mainly just to create a plat- because I saw a campus that their own beliefs, as do I,” Mat- form to voice my opinion and to seemed to care about stu- thews said. “However, I feel that allow others who agree to do the dents rather than just money,” they are not understanding that same. I plan on continuing to Yakubek said. “But there are CSU is an agricultural school. voice mine and other’s opinions more than 50,000 signatures on Students in the college of agri- about the slaughterhouse.” the petition and CSU still seems culture, including myself, de- Piper Davis can be reached at to be prioritizing the money serve the opportunity to learn [email protected]. OPINION 6 Monday, May 1, 2017

LETTER TO THE EDITOR Faulkner: True feminists can only be Pro-Life

Editor’s Note: All opinion displays on campus this week just her body. Think about it to life for all, including women -Emily Faulkner, Biology section content refl ects the was that you cannot truly be a this way; is it possible for one and babies, this makes me a Vice chairman of the views of the individual author feminist and be okay with abor- person to have 2 unique and true feminist. True feminism Conservatie Interest Group only and does not represent a tion at the same time. The two distinct sets of DNA? Is it pos- cannot survive with abortion stance taken by the Collegian or are highly contradictory and sible for one person to have two around. Letters may be sent to let- its editorial board. should not and cannot go hand di erent sets of fi ngerprints? I think Alice Paul would be [email protected]. When sub- in hand. Is it possible for one person to proud of all of us, true, Pro-Life mitting letters, please abide by Dear Collegian, McWilliams comment- have two di erent heartbeats? feminists out there. the guidelines listed here. ed that, “saying that women The answer to all of these is no. Have any of you ever heard who are anti-abortion are not They are all part of the reason of Alice Paul? How about Su- feminists is incorrect, because that biology proves that when a san B. Anthony? I think most they are the ones advocating woman is pregnant, it is no lon- Coors or Coors Light of us are familiar with those for women to choose what ger “her body” because there names. They were feminists. happens to their own bodies”. is another life growing inside True feminists. Not these abor- Wrong. “Anti-abortion” advo- of her womb that is human. I tion supporting women arguing cates, aka Pro-Life advocates, mean, it has to be human, right? for bodily rights and parading are in fact not the ones sup- The last time I checked the only $15.49 around with their shirts o . porting a “woman’s choice” to product of two human beings is 20pk 12oz btls They were fi ghters against true do what she wants with “her” a human being. injustice. It seems that another body. They are the ones stick- “My body, my choice” does injustice has plagued us in the ing up for both the mother not mean that a person can do United States: abortion. AND child, which sounds way what they want with their body Aggie Discount Liquor Alice Paul once said, “abor- more like true feminism to me. when there is another little hu- 429 Canyon Ave. 482-1968 tion is the ultimate exploita- Women who claim to be fem- man living in it. “My body, my tion of women.” She didn’t say inists are also the same ones choice” ends where another that abortion is the ultimate championing the idea that ev- human being’s life begins. This exploitation of the unborn. She ery woman has the right to do is why anyone who claims to be said it is the ultimate exploita- what she wants with her body. a feminist cannot be a feminist tion of women. So, if a true femi- This is fake feminism. Maybe unless they protect both moth- nist made the case against abor- it is well-intentioned and may- er and child from abortion and tion as harmful to women, what be these modern-day feminists all of its harmful consequenc- does that say about modern-day just don’t understand basic es. I love babies, of course. But third wave feminists who sup- biology or are in some denial I also love their mothers and port it? Is it really even femi- about it, but what they fail to want to love them both, during nism at all? The point that was recognize is that when a wom- and after pregnancy. And be- being made with the Pro-Life an is pregnant, that is no longer cause I believe in the basic right

NOPE DOPE

When the hangover hits.

When you rally.

Snow in spring.

Taking a 40 minute nap with your doggo.

Knowing there’s nothing to be done about your grades.

Calling your grandmother (she’s still proud of you, even though she shouldn’t be). Waking up to your roommate throw- ing up.

Expensive thank-you gifts.

Missing work to do school, missing school to do work. #studentgrind Free food, free drinks, free… almost anything. OPINION Monday, May 1, 2017 7

COLLEGIAN COLUMNISTS The solution to Fort Collins’ horrendous parking problem came in at $100 less than the re- I am sure both the school and the friend is going to love it. of the parking garages and bust quired three times the monthly city will love. I shall become a vagrant, ac- out my zero-rated sleeping bag. Zane rent because they don’t count I am now planning on can- ademic gypsy. My eternal pursuit And there will be plenty Womeldorph your roommate’s tips as “verifi - celling my lease and selling all of knowledge shall no longer be of room for others, too. Those able income” - well, better luck my possessions, including my hindered by continually rising parking garages can hold a lot @zwomeldo next time and thanks for the $50. current vehicle. With the pro- rent. I can shower in the rec of cars. Just imagine, hundreds On top of the aforemen- ceeds I will purchase one of center or that bathroom in the of learned hobos on a years- tioned pleasurable application those hippie Volkswagen vans - basement of Behavioral Scienc- long tailgate, loading up on Editor’s Note: All opinion experience, substantial yearly the newer kind, not the 70’s ver- es. Meals can be prepared on my knowledge. section content refl ects the views rent hikes, particularly in the sion - along with a parking pass, camping stove or the microwave Boom. Problem solved. of the individual author only and neighborhoods close to campus, and live full-time in the various in the LSC. And when it gets cold Zane Womeldorph can be does not represent a stance taken have resulted in exorbitant pric- A-lots around campus. My girl- I’ll just move my house into one reached at [email protected]. by the Collegian or its editorial es for houses that haven’t been board. renovated since the Reagan ad- ministration. For me, this has This time of year is won- meant a slow exodus to the neth- drous to behold. Weather warms, er-reaches of the city in a contin- sun shines, rain rains and grass ual search for a ordability. grows. And yet, as nature comes Next fall I will be living in to life all around us, the begin- Fort Collins’ Oort Cloud, next to ning of May is naught but a har- a literal chicken farm. When we binger of the biannual death of looked at the place the stench of the collegiate soul. livestock was notably absent, but Semester’s end, regardless I have a sinking suspicion that of season, brings the standard this is not the norm. Anyways, stressors of fi nals and projects the distance of my newest resi- and the di use sense of general, dence brings up another issue. grade-based panic. But spring Despite the best e orts of is special, as it compounds the both the city and the school to stress of school with the stress of discourage this heinous activ- life’s least pleasurable activity. ity, some of us must drive to The annual scramble to fi nd school. This requires parking, housing for next year is a unique- which in turn requires either a ly collegiate experience. In Fort parking pass or the willingness Collins, the rental market is de- to walk. pressingly cutthroat. A success- As we all know, in order to ful housing search requires light a ord a parking pass, one must speed paperwork skills, enough relinquish a limb and the rights cash on hand to pay the securi- to one’s fi rstborn son. That, or ty deposit and possibly the fi rst have deep pockets. To avoid month’s rent and the willingness amputation and further des- to determine that a space is good iccation of my paltry bank ac- enough within fi ve minutes of count, I have been parking in the seeing it. neighborhoods around campus You then have to cobble to- and walking to class from there. gether everyone’s applications Until spring break, that is, when and checks for various non-re- the city laid a sneak attack and fundable deposits and fees and changed these areas to two-hour rush to the leasing o„ ce in the parking zones and started enthu- hopes that none of the six oth- siastically issuing tickets. er groups you viewed the house So I now stand at a quan- with beat you to the punch. dary. In order to a ord rent, I And then you get to wait 48 must live far from campus. But nerve-wracking hours while they living far from campus makes process your application, hoping transportation methods besides that no one in your group’s credit driving too time consuming to be score is two points under the re- feasible, which in turn requires quirement. a parking pass that I also cannot And if you get declined for a ord. A quandary indeed. one of innumerable petty rea- Fortunately, I have come up sons - perhaps because your with a singular solution to this group’s total monthly income dual faceted problem, one which

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FOOTBALL San Francisco 49ers trade for CSU’s Kapri Bibbs By Justin Michael @JustinTMichael Ram fans remember Bibbs’ ond-team All-American and ultimately signed with the Bron- team’s active roster in 2016. historic 2013 season, in which also fi nished the with fi rst-team cos as an undrafted free agent on The Colorado State product Former Colorado State run- the Colorado Springs native All-Mountain West honors. At May 10, 2014. averaged 4.4 yards per-carry last ning back,Kapri Bibbs is no lon- rushed for 1,741 yards and 31 the time, Bibbs was only the Bibbs spent the majority of season, carrying the ball 29 times ger part of the Denver Broncos or- touchdowns on his way to being third player in CSU football his- his fi rst two seasons with the for 129 yards. Bibbs also record- ganization, as the team agreed to named Male College Athlete of tory to be recognized as a Walter organization as a member of ed two receptions for 75 yards trade him and a 2017 fi fth round the Year by the Colorado Sports Camp All-American. the practice squad before beat- and one touchdown. pick to the San Francisco 49ers in Hall of Fame. Despite his collegiate suc- ing out former San Diego State Justin Michael can be exchange for a 2018 fourth round For his eœ orts, Bibbs was cess, Bibbs did not hear his name running back Ronnie Hillman reached by email at sports@ pick Saturday afternoon. named a Walter Camp sec- called in the 2014 NFL Draft and for one of the fi nal spots on the collegian.com.

FOOTBALL Former Colorado State linebacker signs with the Los Angeles Rams

By Justin Michael West squad Saturday evening. with 100-plus tackles, multi- @JustinTMichael Prior to the NFL Draft, Da- ple sacks (3), multiple forced After going undrafted this vis competed amongst some of fumbles (four) and an inter- weekend, former Colorado State the nation’s best college foot- ception. The 6’2”, 240 pound linebacker Kevin Davis has signed ball players in the 2017 East- linebacker fi nished his senior with the Los Angeles Rams. West Shrine Game. Davis fi n- campaign eighth in the con- Davis was projected to go as ished the college all-star game ference in total tackles (110) high as the fi fth round in the 2017 with fi ve tackles as a member and earned second-team NFL Draft, but after not hearing of the West team. All-Mountain West honors. his name called this weekend, In 2016, Davis was one of Justin Michael can be the undrafted free agent was three players in NCAA Foot- reached by email at sports@ quickly picked up by the NFC ball Bowl Subdivision (FBS) collegian.com. COLLEGIAN FILE PHOTO SPORTS Monday, May 1, 2017 9

SOFTBALL Nevada sweeps Colorado State behind two walk-o wins By Austin White In the 10th inning, senior Ha- from the most hits in CSU histo- @ajwrules44 ley Hutton put the Rams up by ry and pulled into fourth place in one with her RBI single. Nevada career steals with 48. The Nevada Wolfpack swept responded in the bottom half of Sophomore Bridgette Hut- the Colorado State Rams over the inning with a run of their own ton, who came into the weekend the weekend with three thrilling that pushed the game onward. as the reigning Mountain West victories. After winning game After three scoreless in- Pitcher of the Week, was used one 5-4, the Wolfpack (26-19, 11-7 nings, Hayleigh Evans broke the heavily in game two when she MW) won games two and three drought with a RBI single to cen- pitched over nine innings, giving in walk-o‚ fashion, including a ter fi eld in the 14th inning. How- up six earned runs on 11 hits and 14-inning marathon on Saturday ever, Nevada loaded the bases nine walks. evening that ended in a score of with two outs in the bottom half The sweep drops the Rams to 8-7. of the inning, bringing home two seventh place in conference and “We played really pitch-by- runs on a single up the middle to has eliminated them from the pitch these last two games more win the game. Mountain West title chase. The than we have all year,” head coach On Sunday in game three, the only hope for a bid to the NCAA Jen Fisher said. “It’s hard to re- Rams once again found them- tournament would be an at-large ally feel good walking away from selves leading late in the game. one, something the Mountain that.” Fisher relied upon her “house- West has only done twice during The Rams (23-20, 8-13 MW) keeper” Larisa Petako‚ to close the time it has included softball. had a late lead in all three games, out the Wolfpack and avoid the “Only we know there was a but could not close any of them sweep. lot of growth this weekend,” Fish- out. In game one, Nevada scored Nevada put runners on the er said. “It’s not going to show up twice in the bottom of the fi fth corners with one out in the bot- on paper, but we know there was inning o‚ of a solo home run tom half of the inning, putting a ton of growth. There is a really and an error by junior Madison pressure on Petako‚ . The Wolf- good sense of pride on the team, Kilcrease. Meanwhile, the Rams pack sent the Rams packing with so I think we will continue to were unable to take advantage of a two RBI double to left center to fi ght.” Nevada’s four defensive fl ubs by complete the sweep. This was the last on the road leaving 10 runners on base in the “Hats o‚ to (Nevada), they series for the Rams this season. 5-4 loss. just beat us,” Fisher said. “We They will fi nish the season by Game two marked another didn’t really beat ourselves, they hosting the Ram Classic this heartbreaker as the Rams lost just fl at out beat us. They hit the weekend during their conference 8-7 in 14 innings, despite leading ball in key situations a little bit bye week and end it with a home twice in extras. better than we did. It’s hard to series against Fresno State. South Down 5-2 entering the sixth stomach for sure.” Dakota and Texas Tech will be inning, the Rams rallied to send McCorkhill still had an out- Colorado State Pitcher Bridgette Hutton is up to bat against UNLV the Rams’ opponents for the the game to extras. Junior Han- standing weekend, going 6-for-13 earlier this season. PHOTO BY ELLIOTT JERGE COLLEGIAN Ram Classic as they will play each nah McCorkhill hit a two-run with six RBI in the three game team twice. The action begins home run to center fi eld in the stretch, including two home runs. fortable this weekend and her As it has been all season long, Saturday at 12:30 p.m. with their sixth and executed a sacrifi ce She now leads the Rams in RBI preparation was there,” Fisher Haley Hutton inched her way fi rst game against Texas Tech. fl y in the seventh to extend the with 38. said. “I’m proud of her and the closer to another CSU record. Austin White can be reached game. “(McCorkhill) looked com- leadership she showed” She is now only seven hits away by email at [email protected]. TENNIS Women’s tennis bounced in fi rst round of conference tournament By Austin White hard-fought sets by a score of 7-6 The Rams are losing two se- @ajwrules44 (2) and 6-4 to keep the Rams’ niors from the team, Voss and hopes alive. Porter, as their season comes to The No. 10 Colorado State The rest of the Rams’ singles an end. The duo was able to win women’s tennis team lost to the did not fair well, but they were 53 total singles matches in their No. 7 Air Force Falcons in the able to keep the matches close. time at CSU and both have big fi rst round of the Mountain West Senior Celine Voss lost in straight plans after graduation. Championship. sets in the No. 5 spot, but both sets “Madison and Celine are The Rams were dominated were tight at 7-5, 7-5. Freshman fi rst-class role models for our in doubles play by the Falcons’ Solene Crawley made her oppo- program,” Camerota said. “If ev- tandem of Elizabeth Barnickel nent earn it by taking the fi rst set eryone did as much as they do, on and TJ Fumagalli, who entered easily 6-2 before losing the next and o‚ the court, we’ll be in good the tournament undefeated in two sets 6-3 and 6-4, respectively. shape moving forward.” doubles play and as the No. 1 CSU’s No. 1 spot belonged to Next season is looking bright seed. They took down the Rams’ sophomore Emily Kolbow who as a roster of three freshman and top duo of Alyssa Grijalva and could get nothing going in her one sophomore, Kolbow, consis- Emily Kolbow by a score of 6-2. straight set loss to the Falcons’ tently held the No. 1-4 spots all The No. 3 matchup yielded sim- Chloe Forlini, losing 6-0, 6-3. season. ilar results as Air Force’s Lily “We didn’t play very good “I think that we’re starting to Forlini and Nadeen Lieberman doubles, but we came back hard in see the type of team we can be,” defeated Sandra Keta and Madi- singles,” head coach Jarod Cam- Camerota said. “Hopefully this son Porter. erota said in a release. “I’m proud fuels them during the summer The one point for the Rams of how we played in singles and and fall so that we can make a run came during singles as freshman our resiliency. Early in the sea- next time we’re here.” Sandra Keta was able to get the son, we wouldn’t rebound from a Austin White can be reached Rams on the board. She won two bad doubles match.” by email at [email protected]. SPORTS 10 Monday, May 1, 2017

NATION Air Force says Jalen Robinette can’t go straight to pros, not drafted after active duty policy change

By David Ramsey serve status, which would allow Robinette, reached by serve two years active duty pri- football coach Troy Calhoun The Gazette him to play in the NFL. phone Saturday morning, po- or to entering Ready Reserve, were not made available Satur- Robinette, who led the na- litely o„ ered no comment on which would allow their partic- day for comment. Receiver Jalen Robinette tion in yards per catch for Air his situation. ipation in professional sports. A 2016 policy change by the was not selected in the 2017 Force Academy in 2016, was “I really don’t know what to The Air Force places tremen- Department of Defense opened NFL draft after the Air Force expected to be drafted between tell you honestly,” he said. dous value on our cadet ath- the door for Robinette to take ruled athletes would not be giv- the second and fi fth rounds in Here is the statement from letes and their contributions a quick ride to the NFL. Un- en a waiver from active duty to the NFL draft. Air Force: to the nation as we continue der the policy, Robinette could immediately play professional An NFL scout said Saturday “The Air Force notifi ed to build leaders of character, have signed an NFL contract sports after graduation. morning he did not expect Rob- academy leaders yesterday engage in combat operations and have deferred fi ve years of Robinette, according to an inette to be drafted because of (Thursday) that the service overseas and continue to en- active duty and then served in Air Force Academy statement, the new ruling. The scout’s pre- would not approve requests sure our highest military read- the Air Force reserve during his will be required to serve two diction turned out to be true. to waiver active duty military iness at home.” football o„ seasons. years active duty before being Robinette was not selected in commitments for cadet ath- Air Force Academy athlet- Content from Tribune News eligible to request Ready Re- the draft’s seven rounds. letes. Cadets will be required to ic director Jim Knowlton and Service.

STATE Former UNC quarterback Kyle Sloter signs with Denver Broncos as undrafted free agent By Tommy Wood The former University of tion with Trevor Siemian and record 29 touchdown passes Kelly pleaded guilty to dis- Greeley Tribune Northern Colorado gunslinger Paxton Lynch, Denver’s 2016 to just 10 interceptions, 2,665 orderly conduct in 2015 after signed with the Denver Broncos starters, plus seventh-round passing yards and three rush- fi ghting two bouncers at a bar Kyle Sloter has been here be- as an undrafted free agent Satur- draft pick Chad Kelly -- who’s ing touchdowns. Sloter saved in Bu„ alo, N.Y., then threating fore, in a muddled quarterback day afternoon in the immediate recovering from a torn ACL, for his best for last; he upstaged his to shoot the place up with an depth chart and a battle for play- aftermath of the NFL Draft. reps or even a roster spot. Given Abilene Christian opus with six AK-47. In 2016, he had to be re- ing time. That put him in a competi- Sloter’s circuitous route to col- touchdowns and the record 438 strained in an on-fi eld brawl at lege success, though, he should yards in UNC’s season fi nale at his brother’s high school foot- be up to the task. Cal Poly. ball game. “That’s what I’m most excit- Sloter and his family watched Sloter will be the only quar- ed about,” Sloter said. “Getting all three days of the NFL Draft terback in the Broncos’ rookie in there and grinding, trying to in his hometown of Atlanta to minicamp while Kelly recuper- Bands Without Borders prove them right.” see the quarterback market take ates from his injuries; Denver The 6-foot-4, 218-pound- shape. He knew Saturday morn- told Sloter it won’t sign another er set UNC records for passing ing that he’d have a team later undrafted quarterback. May 3rd, 7-11pm touchdowns in a season (29), in that day. The Broncos, Green He already has some famil- a game (six, twice) and yards in Bay Packers, Cincinnati Bengals iarity with the Broncos’ o„ ensive The Colorado Room a game (438) in 2016, making his and Oakland Raiders called him sta„ . Denver quarterbacks coach We have three local bands playing: journey to the starting job even to express interest. Bill Musgrave is the former more remarkable. Denver made contact again coach of D.J. Shockley, who was The Great Salmon Famine Sloter committed to the Uni- with 15 picks remaining in the Sloter’s quarterbacks coach in versity of Southern Mississippi draft. The Broncos held the last high school. Musgrave, like Slot- Forgotten Roots out of high school, where he was pick and they told Sloter they er, is from Atlanta. Serpent Foot buried on the quarterback depth would probably make him “Mr. Sloter has completed the chart and switched to wide re- Irrelevant,” as that distinction coursework for his fi nance de- ceiver in 2013 just to get on the has come to be known. About gree, which he’ll soon get in We’ll also be selling raffle tickets fi eld. The next year, he played at fi ve minutes after that, Sloter’s the mail, and took his last fi nal tight end and transferred to UNC phone rang again. It was Denver, Tuesday. The Broncos signed for great prizes including: after the season. again. him to a three-year preferred Headphones, Bike Jerseys, Even then, he attempted “They said they wouldn’t be undrafted free agent contract Kilwin’s Fudge, and more! only one pass in 2015 and came (drafting me),” Sloter said. “But that includes a signing bonus. into 2016 as Jacob Knipp’s back- they were still really high on me.” That’s an atypical contract, and up. Then Knipp went down with The Broncos instead took it shows how highly Denver val- Come join: a season-ending shoulder injury Kelly, the former Ole Miss quar- ues him. in the second game of the season. terback, with the last pick. Sloter On Wednesday, Sloter will Engingeers without Borders Sloter came o„ the bench and Kelly will eventually com- fl y to Denver to put pen to paper and completed 25 of 32 passes pete for a spot on Denver’s roster, and make the deal o¦ cial. Then for one of our biggest fundraising sources for projects for 408 yards and six touch- but for now, the Broncos’ third the real work begins. around the world. downs, and ran for 41 yards and quarterback job is Sloter’s. “They told me they felt like another score, in UNC’s 55-52 Kelly will be out for several they got the best undrafted quar- win over Abilene Christian. more months after tearing his terback in the country,” Sloter Brought to you by: He never relinquished the ACL late last season and under- said. “It just felt like a really good starting job as he led the Bears going surgery on his wrist in the fi t and a really good situation.” Engineers Without Borders to a 6-5 record, completing 62 o„ season. Sloter also has none of Content from Tribune News percent of his passes with the Kelly’s personal issues. Service. ARTS & CULTURE Monday, May 1, 2017 11

ART CSU theater masterfully presents ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ By Nate Day stars as Seymour Krelborn. (Seymor Krelborn), Liam Kelley a specifi c time period, which is One scene in particular @NateMDay Fisher and the rest of the cast (Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.) and the exactly the way it was always in- showcases the Planettes facing also sang praises for the show’s Plantettes (Abby Russell, Kaya tended to look. o– against the abusive Orin Scriv- For those of you familiar with director, Dr. Jaura Jones, who Rudolph and Charlotte Nickell). ello, in which they stand up for “Little Shop of Horrors,” you refers to herself as a “shopper” The singular set for the show their friend, much to Scrivello’s know that it is a goofy, fun-fi lled rather than a director. Fisher was a massive turntable, topped dismay. The scene was powerful show with plenty of laughs along explained that being directed with a fl ower shop decorated in Upcoming Performances in the fact that the abuser is en- the way. While the University by Jones, who “never really said grey-scale. The design lent it- May 4th: 7:30 pm tirely antagonized and satirized Center for the Arts’ production ‘no,’” allowed the cast the free- self perfectly to the fi rst half of in a way that makes him look like is not necessarily movie caliber, it dom to make their own acting the monotonous and Skid Row- May 5th: 7:30 pm a fool for doing what he does, cer- certainly shares those same qual- decisions. based story, making the bright May 6th: 7:30 pm tainly a message worth applaud- ities. More specifi cally, the cast is green of the plant pop during the ing on a college campus. The cast and crew are utterly also proud of the plant, known in second half. May 7th: 2:00 pm It is no wonder that, with fond of the show, calling it “the the show as Audrey II. The famous plant was noth- “Little Shop of Horrors” such a powerful message and show that got them into theater” Props Master Megan Ross ing to discount either. Con- such an enthusiastic crew, the and “one of their dream roles.” detailed the puppet used in the structed by the cast and crew as Tickets available at School of Music, Theater and But, it was not just the show that show, calling it “a weird mixture a massive four-person puppet, csuarttickets.com Dance has created such an en- they all love. of props, costumes, actors and Audrey II and all of its voices and dearing production of the 1980s “Everyone works so well to- scenic (design).” laser-pointer eyes were an in- classic, “Little Shop of Horrors.” gether,” said Margaret Carr, a All of the enthusiasm from novative marvel for such a small Upcoming performances of member of the ensemble. “The the cast was well worth it, as the production. Finally, and perhaps most “Little Shop of Horrors” will be cast is such a family.” fi nal product was spectacular. Also of obvious importance importantly, the show o– ers a at the UCA May 4, 5 and 6 at 7:30 They are also, rightfully so, With such a small cast, every- were the costumes. Designed realistic commentary on abusive p.m and May 7 at 2 p.m. Tickets proud of the work they have cre- one was working double time to to set the characters apart from relationships, clearly condemn- are available at csuarttickets. ated. ensure that the production was their dull backgrounds, they ing them and encouraging those com. “Every single person is in it to as fl awless as possible. Special managed to fi t every scene with trapped in them to reach out to Nate Day can be reached at win it,” said Brandon Fisher, who standouts were Brandon Fisher ease without placing the show in the ones they love. [email protected].

>> SLOW CAVES from page 1 energy. He jumped what seemed It feels very at home. We haven’t for people to jump. Ever since I ing said. “I thought they had Casablancas as his voice honor- like ten feet o– the drum riser played in Fort Collins in a while. saw that, I wanted to have a song good energy. Their visual per- ably emulated The Strokes’ lead and fell to his knees to nail that I guess ‘home’ is the word that that people could jump to and formance matched their sonic vocalist. last solo. Everyone watched in keeps coming to mind. To play that happened for the fi rst time approach. Overall, it was a really Slow Caves unfairly teased awe as Mueller tossed his beau- that show right here is kind of tonight. I felt so connected to good experience.” the crowd with Ziggy Stardust tiful, black, expensive Fender unbelievable.” the audience and it was a dream Slow Caves will return to and Red Hot Chili Peppers Jaguar in the air, only to hero- Mueller was able to live out come true.” Fort Collins on June 10 with St. ri– s between songs. As soon as ically catch it just in time. a long-time dream at the Aggie Slow Caves’ fan Tucker Ew- Lucia. drummer Jackson Lamperes The members of Slow Caves Theater that night. ing was among the lively crowd Jonny Rhein can be reached joined in, they cut the covers have played their fair share of “There’s this thing that hap- that night. at [email protected]. right after the intros. FoCoMX shows. pened that I’ve always dreamt “The show was great,” Ew- The last song Slow Caves “It feels so good,” Jakob of since I was a freshman in played was “Can’t Stop.” No one Mueller said. “It feels like home. high school,” Mueller said. “In wanted the show to end, but This is our fourth one as a band the Foo Fighters documenta- they made the most of the fi nale and we’ve played lots of other ry, Dave Grohl talks about how while Jakob Mueller fed o– their FoCoMX shows in other bands. he writes a song in the tempo

>> VELVET ROPE from page 1 ri– s reminiscent of the “Full House” theme song. The band did not perform many songs, but they played the bejesus out of the ones they did. They kicked o– the night with Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy,” show- ing o– their guitarist’s skills and their ability to rile up the crowd. They moved on to the MJ hit, “The Way You Make Me Feel,” and “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” from the movie “Manne- quin.” This song allowed Chakra Kahn to belt it out, proving she just may be the most talented member of the band. Next came “Centerfold” by The Velvet Rope performs at Aggie Theatre on the fi rst night of FoCoMX the J. Geils Band, which had the on Friday, April 28. PHOTO BY NATE DAY COLLEGIAN crowd jumping and singing as if it were the latest and greatest pop the Aggie is a great venue, but the a point of hugging Chakra Kahn jam on the radio. Duran Duran’s best part of the night was looking during the performance, let that “Rio” came next and was followed out into the crowd and seeing get in the way of their amazing by Tina Turner’s “What’s Love close to a hundred glasses-wear- night. Got To Do With It,” a duo of songs ing, balding and obviously a-bit- If that alone does not en- that proved just how dynamic too-drunk parents reliving their capsulate the fact that The Vel- this group is. The performance glory days. One particular gen- vet Rope is a good freakin’ time, was wrapped up with George Mi- tleman near the front was even there is not much that will. chael’s “I Want Your Sex.” sporting a hearing aid and not Nate Day can be reached at The music was a blast and once did he or his wife, who made [email protected]. ARTS & CULTURE 12 Monday, May 1, 2017 MUSIC 2226 W. Elizabeth St. Unit A-106 Fort Collins, CO 80521 Local Spotlight: Chess at Breakfast apartments 970-980-4643 is a self-made rock powerhouse NOW AVAILABLE ON NORTH SIDE OF ELIZABETH ST. & JUST WEST OF TAFT HILL ACROSS FROM KING SOOPERS

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I wanna move forward simplistic,” McFadden said. drive to experiment creatively. organization where you will have with every practice, every show “More than anything, what I “(We’re) trying to put Fort a long-term career, and a college and every song.” bring is my lyrics. I like writing Collins on the map and in the degree orCLASSIFIEDS comparable direct P/C “Before we got Mike, we surreal, conversational lyrics, al- forefront of experimental music, adjusting experience.www.collegian.com called ourselves lounge rock; we most like you’re talking directly but (we’re) down to work with Visit cfbmic.com/career_job_ad- other less experimental artists as can’t really say that anymore,” to a person, which comes from juster.html for more info. 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The band debuted with their ative unit where they each play into a musical capital. EP “The Gutshalls” earlier this an equal role in arranging their “There’s enough energy year. As a debut, it showcases a songs in a collaborative, often going in this direction, so this surprising amount of diversity spontaneous way. town’s going to explode,” Daggett and conviction for a new band. “Caleb writes the lyrics and said. “All kinds of bands started From start to fi nish, the EP con- chord progressions, the skele- see Powerhouse on page 16 >> ARTS & CULTURE Monday, May 1, 2017 13

MOVIES & TV Campus Film Symposium showcases student-made fi lms

By Matt Smith presented three of their own @latvatalo fi lms. Taking second place was It is a busy day in the CTV “Thunderstruck” by Kourtyard newsroom. Sta members pitch Films. With cinematic inspira- stories to Executive Producer tion from the TV show “Super- Baylee Lakey. natural,” “Thunderstruck” is a “Frank, what do you got for music video set to the AC/DC me?” Lakey asks. “Actually, be- song of the same name. fore you say anything, I want you to know you are on very thin ice, so this better be good.” Correspondent Franklin Conley looks up from a daze. 1st place: “The Lead” “You don’t have a story,” Lakey asks. “Go fi nd one! And re- 2nd place: “Thunderstruck” member, if it bleeds, it leads.” This is all the inspiration 3rd place: “Empty” Conley needs. If he cannot fi nd the news, he must create it him- self, no matter who gets hurt along the way. This is the premise to the “It was a fi lm study to mim- short fi lm “The Lead,” fi rst place ic their style,” director Kourtny winner of the 2017 Campus Film Otto said. With a professional- Franklin Conley, Grace Reader, Carsen Porterfi eld, Alec Erickson and Baylee Lakey in the opening scene of Symposium that occurred over ly-made series as inspiration, the “The Lead,” the winning fi lm of Campus Film Symposium 2017. PHOTO BY MATT SMITH COLLEGIAN the weekend. cinematic shots in “Thunder- In a lecture theater in the Be- struck” awed the audience. “Empty” is strong in its cinema- of meddling kids. Four friends created by Starwatcher Studios havioral Sciences Building Fri- The third place runner-up, tography. investigating the source of a along with a lump sum of Ram- day night, student-made short “Empty,” completed in just 48 “It was less on the story and strange noise get pursued by a Cash. fi lms competed in an intimate hours, was directed by Beau more about the relationship be- ghost. “(The Lead) was very well festival that showcases the fi lm- Rainey, Gordon Clark and Cla- tween the couple,” Film Produc- Among Starwatcher Studio’s done,” said Beau Rainey, co-cre- making passions alive at CSU. risse Matyczyk. James and Ste- tion Society member Asher Korn own fi lms screened at Campus ator of both “Empty” and “Scary This is the second of its kind put phenie are a young couple on said. Film Symposium, but excluded Noises.” “It had a very interest- on by the Film Production Soci- a romantic date in a sprawling, RamLife Entertainment’s from the the main competition, ing story.” ety, home of the campus-based empty mansion when relation- submission to the Symposium was “Black Box,” a tense and ac- “It’s nice to see passion in Starwatcher Studios. After the ship tensions come to the sur- was “Scary Noises,” an homage tion-packed spy thriller. A secret something that isn’t super sup- screening, Starwatcher Studios face. Rather than depend on plot, to a certain cartoon about a gang agent must infi ltrate a building ported in this area as much as it full of terrorists to stop a bomb should be,” said Nikola Sbalenka, threat before it kills everyone who played a vampire in “Thun- inside. derstruck.” “They were all good. Everybody, you can tell, has a passion for what they’re doing. I think that’s a very beautiful “It’s nice to see passion thing.” in something that isn’t The Campus Film Sympo- sium is not primarily a compe- super supported in tition, but an opportunity for this area as much as it student fi lmmakers to come to- should be.” gether and share their work. For Lakey, actor and editor of “The NIKOLA SBALENKA Lead,” the Symposium served ACTOR IN THUNDERSTRUCK this purpose. “I just love being here,” Lakey said. “It’s neat to see what everyone else brings to the table. A panel of CSU sta and It’s fun to know that other people industry professionals chose are out there making videos.” “The Lead” as the night’s num- Matt Smith can be ber one fi lm. The grand prize reached at entertainment@ included a custom poster to be collegian.com.

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Peaceful private time satisfi es. school, many of us are bombard- This is the third installment “Southside With You:” A year favoring partnership Meditate on past and future ed with deadlines and projects. of the Bridget Jones series and Is there a better love sto- dawns in October. Discipline plans. Why not take a break and in- this fi lm is a riot. Our beloved ry than that of Barack and Mi- benefi ts your education for LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — dulge in the following fl icks: heroine, the unlucky-in-love chelle Obama? The answer is two years beginning Decem- 8 — Rely on your teammates “Casting JonBenet:” and ever-relatable Bridget, is no. In 1989, Barack Obama took ber. Love fl owers. through tomorrow. Forgive In 1996, JonBenet Ramsey, pregnant. But who is the father? Michelle Robinson on a date in misunderstandings and fl ow a 6-year-old beauty pageant Colin Firth or Patrick Dempsey? Southside Chicago. The fi lm fol- To get the advantage, check the gracefully around unexpected queen was murdered and found Watch this fi lm if you are looking lows their date and inevitable day’s rating: 10 is the easiest complications, to save time in her Boulder, Colorado home. for something light and if you romance. It is super charming, day, 0 the most challenging. and upset. Applaud your crew. To this day, her murder is a cold enjoy romantic comedies, but and enjoyable to catch a glimpse SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — case. Was the perpetrator her be sure to check out the original of the Obamas prior to years of ARIES (March 21-April 19) 7 — Expect a test or challenge jealous, ex-beauty queen moth- fi lms “Bridget Jones’s Diary” politics and Barack’s presidency. — 7 — Things are getting fun for the next few days. Don’t let er? Her brother? Her distant and “Bridget Jones: The Edge of “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zis- over the next few days. Keep anyone push you around. Ca- father? Or, was it a neighbor, a Reason.” sou:” practical priorities, and save reer matters take the forefront. housekeeper or even a man who “All American High Revisited:” If you enjoy the aesthetically time for blowing o‰ steam. Avoid controversy or fuss. played Santa every Christmas? In 1984, an exchange student beautiful directing of Wes An- TAURUS (April 20-May 20) SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. The case attracted extremely went to an American high school derson, check out Life Aquatic. — 6 — Slow down and listen 21) — 7 — Your wanderlust heavy media attention when it in Southern California and a It is no “Moonrise Kingdom” or today and tomorrow. Deal with is getting worse for the next occurred around 20 years ago. documentary crew fi lmed her “Grand Budapest Hotel,” but this unexpected developments. day or two. Travel and fun are The JonBenet murder was a real year abroad. The result is an in- will fulfi ll your Wes Anderson Quick action now saves money favored. Regarding the story, event and “Casting JonBenet” teresting look at how an outsid- fi x. Bill Murray is fantastic in this and time later. stick with the truth. presents the story in a fascinat- er viewed American high school movie about a famed oceanogra- GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — 8 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) ing, new and intriguing way. It students in the ‘80s. Years later, pher who goes in search of the al- — Clarify miscommunications — 7 — For the next two days, uses people auditioning for roles the fi lm reel was discovered and lusive and larger-than-life jaguar immediately to avoid a mess. handle fi nancial matters. Keep in a movie about JonBenet as a remastered and many of the stu- shark who killed his friend. Ignore rumors and gossip. your wits about you, despite way to show di‰ erent beliefs and dents, who are now middle-aged Clarissa Davies can be Gather information, but don’t chaos or distraction. Don’t biases about the murder. The adults, are interviewed again reached at entertainment@ make long-term determina- fund a fantasy. goal of this show was to explore thirty years later. It is an honest collegian.com. tions yet. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) CANCER (June 21-July 22) — 8 — Work with your partner — 8 — Delays with communi- over the next few days. Avoid cations and transport could stupid arguments, especially MOVIES & TV a‰ ect your cash fl ow through over unplanned distractions. tomorrow. Keep a cushion for Stick to safe bets. the unexpected. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — 8 — — 7 — Maintain your physical El Centro to host Cinco de Mayo Take some private time for routines and practices over the yourself over the next few days. next few days. Expand into a Miscommunications abound new market. Stay out of some- Festival this upcoming weekend today; fi nd a quiet spot for body else’s argument. By Maddie Wright @maddierwright and mentorship through cele- ed for the pico de gallo-making Deadline bration. activity. LOOKINGLOOKING FORFOR El Centro will host a Cinco “I think the students being “A lot of people in the com- May 3! de Mayo Festival May 5 and 6 in there to expose children in the munity that work at these local Old Town Square. community to college and see- businesses are really invested AA LEADERSHIPLEADERSHIP Cinco de Mayo represents ing people who look like them is in exposing our culture,” Ortiz the Mexican victory against huge,” Ortiz said. said. French troops in 1862 in the Ortiz said the festival will POSITION?POSITION? Battle of Puebla. The festival will celebrate Mexican pride. present the staples of Mexican “There’s not many days that When: May 5-6 Rocky Mountain Student Media is looking for new culture. There will be both Te- the whole United States has an student members to join our board of directors! All jano and mariachi bands, a new opportunity to celebrate Mexi- pico de gallo-making celebra- can culture and Mexican Amer- Where: Old Town Square disiplines of study will be considered! No previous tion, salsa dancing, tortilla mak- ican individuals, especially with experiance is necessary! ing and a low rider showcase. the climate today, there’s a lot (Plus free food and a stipend!) There will also be local ven- of sense of not being prideful in Lindsay Gomez, El Centro dors selling their own food and your culture, how you look and front desk employee, said the clothes. Traditionally, the City speaking Spanish,” Ortiz said. festival is a time for Hispanic of Fort Collins and CSU have “We have a lot of Freshman stu- students to celebrate their roots. Meetings are held monthly on Thursdays from hosted two separate Cinco de dents coming in here trying to “It’s a welcoming experience Mayo celebrations. Ortiz said disown a lot of their identities so not just for the people in the 5:30p.m. to approximately 7:00p.m. that by collaborating, there is a they can be successful in school, community but for people who in the Lory Student Center lot to gain. so having them get back with came to CSU and lost that piece “Since our o¦ ces are collab- their true identity (is import- of community when they came Past student Board members have found that service on orating, it’s going to be a lot more ant).” to Fort Collins or they weren’t CSU students attending,” said This also shows non-Mexi- sure where to fi nd it,” Gomez the Board is a positive addition to their resume, provides a Brandy Ortiz, the program coor- can Fort Collins residents that said. chance for campus involvement, and is a paid opportunity dinator at El Centro. “There’s a there is a strong Mexican com- The festival will take place in to learn more about management media operations. lot of community members with munity and they are doing a lot Old Town Square on May 5 from their children running around, for this area. 4 p.m. - 10 p.m. and May 6 from but there is very rarely CSU stu- Local businesses have 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. For more information email dents there.” shown support for the festival by Maddie Wright can be The festival also serves as an donating supplies. Ortiz said 15 reached at entertainment@ Phoenix at [email protected] opportunity for representation pounds of tomatoes were donat- collegian.com. COLLEGIAN.COM Monday, May 1, 2017 15 Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle 26 Mix 27 Chaps 28 Licorice-fl avored seed 30 Spoken 31 Big name in pineapples 32 Big gulp 33 Band with a voltage symbol in its logo 34 Jamie of “M*A*S*H” 35 Soft French cheese 37 Not just a talker 38 “__ idiot!”: “Doh!” 40 “Green Acres” co-star 44 Radiate 45 Word with bar or torch 49 Make cryptic 51 Back of a hit 45 record 52 Patriot Allen 54 “No need to tell me” 55 Phoenix suburb 56 Take the wheel 57 Bird’s nest component 58 Symbol of sanctity 59 Mexican “Hi!” 60 Grand-scale fi lm 61 Experiment 62 Schuss or slalom

Across 20-, 36- and 43-Across’ ending 1 Sacrifi cial __ words may be found 5 Paintball impact sound 62 Mop, as decks Yesterday’s solution 10 “__ of Green Gables” 63 “Fingers crossed” 14 Geometry calculation 64 “Drinks are __!” 15 Largest city in North Africa 65 Unit seized by a narc 16 Yule song 66 Some surrealist paintings 17 Some toy dogs, for short 67 Info 18 Llama habitat 68 Composer Stravinsky 19 Weekend-starting letters 69 Pass, as a law 20 Bygone airplane area 70 Wide-spouted pitcher 23 Subsided SUDOKU 24 Statutes Down 25 Electric car brand 1 Forgetful moment 29 Apple music players 2 Cinnamon roll lure 33 Home for mil. jets 3 Notes to sta‘ 36 Line up 4 Slam dunk or lay-up Yesterday’s solution 39 Be concerned 5 Read electronically 41 “Cut corners” or “slash prices” 6 Twinge of hunger 42 Landlocked African republic 7 Tupperware covers 43 Position behind the steering 8 Staggering wheel 9 Puccini opera 46 Part of a relay race 10 Designed to minimize junk 47 Co‘ ee lightener email 48 “Rubber Duckie” singer on 11 Scrubbed, as a NASA mission Sesame Street 12 Nuremberg no 50 Mocking remark 13 North Pole worker 53 Works with a needle 21 “Beware the __ of March” 57 “Exactly!” ... and a hint to where 22 Bed size BREWSTER ROCKIT: SPACE GUY! TIM RICKARD

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>> KOREA from page 5 rean peninsula, including North day, McMaster confi rmed that >> Powerhouse from page 12 and enter a professional re- “A lot of people, I’m sure, Korea’s ability to strike Seoul was the case - for now. making it out of Portland and cording studio. They intend tried to take that power away, with conventional artillery. “What I told our South Kore- I feel like that’s gonna hap- on getting the record engi- whether it was his uncle or any- “The major lever on North an counterpart is that until any pen here and hopefully we’ll neered there, but they still body else,” he said. “And, he was Korea, maybe the only lever, is re-negotiation, that the deal’s in be one of them. At the rate plan on mixing and mastering able to do it. So, obviously, he’s a China,” he said. place, we’ll adhere to our word,” of acceleration we’re experi- it themselves. pretty smart cookie.” Amid rising tensions with McMaster said on “Fox News encing, especially if it keeps “You would have to take In 2013, North Korea’s o‘ cial North Korea, the Trump admin- Sunday.” up, we’ll be exactly where we (the album) from our cold, news service reported that Jang istration has been sending mixed Senior Trump administration want to be.” dead bodies,” Daggett said. Song Taek, Kim’s uncle by mar- signals about its dealings with o‘ cials are often put in the posi- “I would never say no to new riage, was executed for attempt- South Korea, long a bedrock re- tion of walking back Trump’s com- ideas, but (we’d) also never ing to seize power. The report gional ally. ments, including many on foreign want to hand it over to some- called Jang “worse than a dog.” Trump rattled many in South a™ airs, without seeming to directly one else.” In a separate interview on Korea last week when he said contradict the president. “We have a vision, This drive to make things CNN’s “State of the Union,” Sen. in at least two interviews that In this instance, McMaster happen on their own is one of John McCain, R-Ariz., was asked Seoul should pay $1 billion for sought to put Trump’s com- and we have the the things that makes Chess if Trump was considering a pre- a sophisticated missile defense ments in the context of looking technology and drive at Breakfast a force to be reck- emptive strike against North system that the U.S. and South at “appropriate burden-sharing” to make it a reality.” oned with in the local scene. Korea, especially if there were Korea have begun installing. The across all U.S. alliances. When their ambitious sense indications that it had developed Terminal High-Altitude Area “The question of what is the MIKE DAVIS of direction joins forces with a delivery system capable of car- Defense system, or THAAD, is relationship on THAAD, on our CHESS AT BREAKFAST their skill, passion and desire rying a nuclear weapon. “I don’t intended to become operational defense relationship going for- DRUMMER to be involved in every step of think so,” he said. within a matter of days. ward, will be renegotiated, as it’s the process, they are headed “I think we have to consider South Korea’s presidential going to be with all our allies,” exactly where they want to be that option as the very last op- o‘ ce said Sunday that Trump’s McMaster said. “Because what at a pace high above the speed tion,” said McCain, who chairs national security adviser, H.R. the president has said is, he will limit. the Senate Armed Services McMaster, had o™ ered reassur- prioritize American citizens’ se- Considering the band’s “We have a vision and we Committee. He cited an array ances that Washington would curity and interests.” current velocity, this is not have the technology and drive of dangers associated with any not try to make Seoul bear the Content from Tribune News a far out statement. In only to make it a reality,” Davis outbreak of hostilities on the Ko- cost. In an interview aired Sun- Service. a year, they have already said. self-produced and released At this rate, that reality is an EP, played dozens of shows not too far ahead. >> LIBRARIES from page 5 their way out. library redesign, reconfi guring a throughout Colorado and laid You can reach Chess at books and print material from “It’s the wave of the future,” fl oor in the Charles E. Young Re- the groundwork for a nation- Breakfast at their website and the Cabot Science Library. Curtis he said of digital learning. “The search Library in 2011 to make al tour without the help of a you can stream their new EP T. McMullen, a math professor, idea of research in a library is be- room for open seating, group booking agent or a publicist. “The Gatshells” on Spotify, said he fought hard to keep many coming archaic, versus Googling study rooms and collaboration The band is also sitting on a Apple Music and Soundcloud. of the math books, which help on the Internet. Maybe they’re pods. About 18,000 volumes - new album’s worth of mate- You can catch them play- him solve research problems. not accessing the best informa- half the print reference collec- rial that they plan to put fur- ing a session for KCSU on May Administrators agreed to tion with what comes up on Goo- tion - were moved elsewhere, ther work into once their tour 4 and at their show at Globe keep 50,000 books within reach gle, but people are used to fi nd- but more than 2 million books wraps up. Hall in Denver on May 28. in the library basement. ing things on the Internet.” remain on other fl oors. This time around, they Brody Coronelli can be But McMullen said he ac- The University of Califor- Content from Tribune News plan to turn their backs on reached at entertainment@ cepts that print books are on nia, Los Angeles, was a leader in Service. their makeshift home studio collegian.com.

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