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THURSDAY M'KII 26,2001 Vol.. 78. No. 52 reezeJames Madison University SGA passes Swastika on hate crime Hate at JMU? ZBT house BUI of sparks Opinion questions
B> LINDSAY MARTI news editor BYKYK.\PAI>\MI contributing writer A hate crime Bill of Opinion passed its final stage of Student Government A swastika was painted on the \v4Kiation approval by a unanimous property of an off-campus house on vote April 12. Harrison Street Friday where several The main focus of the bill is to brothers of the Zeta Beta Tan Iralemity ■MUM that the Office of Judicial Affairs live. The marking was found on a t.irp will have a statistical tracking oi flic acting M .i makeshift fence in the back- occurreiur ol "lute , mm-' said yard Saturday morning. junior Peter Swerdzewski, via? presi- The vandalism was initially report- dent of student affairs. ed to the police .is property damage. In The bill was first pn--cnted on April ,i /HI press release Monday, the inci- 3, passed by the SGA Senate on April dent was referred to as a hate crime. 10 and went to tlie Executive I mnuil "It was classified through the media for approval. as a hate crime," I larrisonburg Puttee The IMMitivr Coundl passed the I iptain Malcolm Wilfong said. "(Har- bill with a 4-0-11 vote, and it will be pre- risonburg Police Department) didn I sented to the Office ol hididal Att.ur- classify it as a hate crime. In order lor for consideration, according to it tobeclasMhed as a hate crime, it has Swerd/cwski to be singling out a single group of After much debate over what should people It is basnallv vandalism." Harrisonburg Police Captain Dan bs included in tlie bill, me Bncuttv* Council tabled the bill before Voting to Claytor said, "As of now it is, laaaifitd do additional research on if- wording, as vandalism, it could be rcdaeaifled Swerdzewski arid as a hate crime it a suspect is caught He said the council found legal prob- and confesses to have directed the lems in the final clause ot the bill. crime toward the Jewish members of The clause initially recommended a the fraternity. separate process be incorporated by the Office of Judicial Affairs regarding -ii- hate crimes and also recommended "a working definition for hate crimes that ...when you see something clearly distinguishes them from offenses already defined by the JMU like (the mark), it's clear judicial process someone is trying to be "It is illegal to have a separate process because it involves favoritism," intimidating. Swerdzewski said. According to Vir- ginia law, offenses must go through the — Patrick Egan same legal process. sophomore ZBT member Before the bill was passed, the coun- cil removed the clause by a line-item veto, according to junior Mich Flaherty, „_ vice president of administrative affairs. TV bill was initiated bv the SGA "There have been no previous per- and Stop the Hate, a group formed in -on.ii tfuaate made; oreiaedhe vandal MEGHAN MURPHY/arT arecfor ism) could have been a follow-up to a response to an alleged hate crime Street-preacher Matt Bourgautt speaks to a gathering of about 100 students on the commons Tueeday. threat (of that nature)," Wilfong said. see UNB-ITEM, page 5 Friday was April 20, the anniver- sary of Adolph Hitler's birthday, lead- ing many in the fraternity to believe that this act was planned. Preacher riles "This was definitely premeditat- the bill is ed," ZBT brother senior Nathan Seltzer, said. iplemented: Stop the Hate ZBT secretary, sophomore Patrick Egan, said, "Although no one was | it would give the Office physically injured, when you see of Judicial Affairs a something like (the mark), it's dear group to protest someone is trying to be intimidating." method of statistically Although ZBT was originally tracking the occurrence B\ Mi (,HAN MURPHY believe will lead one to hell due to founded as a Jewish fraternity in ls"H. of "hate crimes." senior writer a hatred for God. it became nonsectarian in 1954. Among those destined for hell Wilfong said, "A lot of things have | Incidents classified as An evangelist who spoke on a*, written on the sign were to come into play for it to be a hate hate crimes by JMU the commons roused a significant sodomites, homosexuals, drunk- crime. We were told there was no reli- ards, cheaters, gutter-mouths, police would be classi- amount of discord among stu- gious affiliation of the fraternity at dents and faculty Tuesday and hypocrites, abortionists, pornog- this time." fied by the Office of Judi- Wednesday. raphers and new agers. Many oth- Seltzer said, "The brothers of ZBT at cial Affairs as Intolerance, Matt Bourgault. or Brother ers were also listed. JMU are proud of their tcUgloui Matt, told students on the com- "Your destination is hell!! flu- racial, and ethnic diversity, and will verbal abuse or verbal MEGHAN MURPHY art director harassment.. mons that unless they love Jesus, sign read. not be threatened by cowardly, igno- Freshman Braden Gandee holds they are going to hell. A sign worn White Bourgault stressed many rant individuals, perpetuating acts of a sign In protests on the com- In his son Zachary, 8. listed the SWASTIKA, page mons Wednesday. specifics that he and his family see STUDENTS, page 5 STUDENT INSIDE
College Newspaper Funding How does funding from JMU to The Breeze compare to that of of other college newspapers? VOICES ——■■■ Page 3 FILE PHOTO/Meghan Murpliy The Agony and the Ecstacy action regarding the issue B^ Jllll SmOBMER tutor writer Ihi- h/pe of aiti\i-m i- mil a new con- JMU sports year in pictures cept at JMU. According to a umver-itv chronicles key moments from Stop the Hale- pfOtMl "I I religious media relation- \S.b site IML was includ- big wins to utter defeats in street-preacher on the common- yeeter ed in Mother lorn-, magazine's top 10 list- Duke's game history. Page 17 da) i- vet .mother match thrown on the ing- oi schools "ihai prove activisni and ,,re ol hearted activism JML' has experi- communifv service an alive and well on enced ill sear In response to Matt Bour- campus." The 1998 magazine ranked ,.a„lfs words, -emor Becca Martin a JMU No. 7 among "activist schools." Farewell to JMU ,;„„„,,., ,„ Stop (he Halt, organized a Similarly, the site stated that JMU is FILE PHOTCVXrls Thomas protest after interacting with Bourgault among 15 colleges and universities died Another year gone by. another m IVViii GiriN magazine- "Guide to t am- • Students protest the Inauguration graduation; where we've been fill lll.'S,l.l\ , , -, , of President George W. Bush by -|lu„Kvrnsmeb.v..us..hi-..t.i»uesare pules Where You Can Make a Difference since August and what's Who Care* listed colleges and univer-itie- burning a flag In January, upper left. changed since. Page 23 exactly now that build *»^J"*"°* • Stop the Hate rallies in ,Win which bigotn ,ni,u,.d and in " where sfudenls are truly making ■ ditlei M response to an alleged hate crime which hate crime-. an .*..». Martin said... anoem terms of au vice and political! soda) activism, both on campus and in tlx- sur- In March, upper right. an e-mail to various student organizations ■ Students protest the Harrison- Stop the I l..lc,cns..ed in ..■-I-'"-'><'■"' munding community" Not a surprise, right? Campus SMOM burg Police Department In Sep- Pucker Up alleged assault in s dashed ..-> hat' flooded weekr) with activists camping oul tember, middle. Students lock lips and learn • Save Our Sports protests recom- lime ,„ March, spn»dm« won about ,t on file common-, organizing rallic-. hold about lust during lessons by the mission to stop hale at IML and urging h mendatlons to cut eight sports author of "The Art of Kissing." sir STUDENTS, page 9 teams In November. Student Gwenumrt Awoctanon to tau FILE PHOTO/Becky Gabnel Page 25 Thursday, April 26, 2001 DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Spotlight What do you think the Duke Dog does over the summer? 10
House Oasis summer awaits the distressed 10
Darts and Pats 11
POLICE LOG Letters to the editor 13 R\ CASEI BONDS WEATHER polici rtportti LIFESTYLES
A subject reportedly exposed himsell in the was arresled and charged with underaged Today HiKside area Apnl 22 al 8:20 p.m Academia Nuts 15 possession ol alcohol and resisting arrest Apnl Partly cloudy The subiect was reportediy desenbed as a 22at 12:49am. in FredencksonHall. Horoscopes 16 High 63 Low 42 white male, wearing a baseball cap. a hunter The subject was reporteoty lound in an green shirt and khaki panls intoxicated condition in a stairwell. • Non-studenl Christopher M. Hughes, 19, of SPORTS High Low Underaged Possession ol Alcohol Alexandna, was arrested and charged with • Non-student Timothy C Myamato, 18, ol underaged possession ol alcohol Apnl 22 at 1 Friday Sunny 77 46 Breeze athletes of the year 19 College Park. Md. and Michelle F. Cox, 19, ol a.m. in Keezell Hall. Germantown. Md were arrested and charged Saturday Sunny 73 44 Lacrosse 19 with underaged possession ol alcohol Apnl 20 Grand Larceny Track 19 al 10:26 p.m. in R1-lol • A JMU student reported that a lap top Sunday Partly cloudy 75 48 • Alison M Van Putten. 18, of Hemdon, and computer was siolen Irom a briefcase in a Sports beat 20 Suzanne S Casolaro, 19. ol Dunn Lonng. CISAT room The report was filed Apnl 23 at Monday Partly cloudy 79 52 Men's tennis were arresled and charged with underaged 3:30 pm. 20 possession ol alcohol Apnl 20 al 10:38 p.m al The situation is under investigation. Women's tennis 20 the Hoffman Hall bus stop. The surjfecls were allegedly uncooperative Petty Larceny MARKET WATCH Club sports 21 with a cab dnver and were also charged with hi- Wedrmday Apnl 26. 2001 • Unknown persons reportedly removed Club tennis 21 lenng after reportedly throwing empty beer items Irom a housekeeping closet in Eagle DOW JONES AMEX cans out the cab window. Hall The report was filed Apnl 18 at 210 p.m. FOCUS • Non-student Kimberly A Munson, 18, of Items reportedly siden included trash bags 6.35 12.46 Sterling, was arresled and charged wilh under- and paper products close 3,188 99 close 915 33 aged possession ol alcohol April 21 al 1:22 ♦ Year in review 23 a.m. in G-lot Possession of Stolen Property NASDAQ S&P500 • Christopher M Twomey, 19, ol Alexandna. • Lane R Martin. 19. ol Keswick, was arrest- 0.51 t 4.24 STYLE close: 2.016 10 close 1.213 71 «• POLICE LOO page 4 The Art of Kissing 25 INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS "A Midsummer Night's The Bmze a puMshed Monday ana Thursday mornings and distnbuted Dream" review 25 throughout James Maoreon University and the local Hamsonburo community Assistant Ads Designer Lead Comments and complaints should be addressed to Julie Sprocsser, editor How to place a classified Come to The Breeze All Things Literary Manager Karen Kuebler 25 office weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 p m. 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The Commons 1V1"" 1068 N Lois Lane Ml H Stone Gate 43i-o6oo Office Hours Mon-Fri 9 am-5:3o pm www.lbjlimited.com irw iu Jg"^"^^] i* ■»■;„ HI lit I I JH>" K4 - i 0=;•* THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 2(K)11 THE BREEZE 13 "No university should censor i- Seniors become alumni student journalism." Seniors were inducted into the DAVID CARLSON alumni association during a Vice President of the Society candlelight ceremony Monday. of Professional Journalsts see below Faculty sound off in online survey Addresses issues of GenEd, salaries, tech support, colleagues BY LAUREN HOSPITAL responded within the week they insuring that responses would not be contributing writer With these interpretations, the satisfaction or dissatisfaction within were given. Ruff said. traced back to any computer or indi- Senate will then decide on how to han- each issue. The Faculty Concerns Committee Questions addressed concerns vidual, said Dona Cilliam, associate dle (he faculty's concerns. Ruff said. "Generally. I feel that the adminis- will report the results of a new online ranging from satisfaction with the professor of Music and Media Arts "I did fill out the survey and know tration listens to different perspec- survey today GenEd program, to salary, to techno- and Design and at least a few col- tives, and I hope that they will con- At the end of the last academic logical support and department col- member of the leagues who did . .-titrate on these faculty responses." year, the Student Government leagues. Ruff said. Faculty Concerns — also, though we had West said. Association approached the Faculty "It is good to get in tune and stay Committee. some reservations When the statistics are finalized, Concerns Committee of the Faculty in touch with the issues at hand," This year was The Faculty Senate has about it," said they will be given to each senator and, Senate to devise a plan to evaluate fac- said Roger Soenksen, Speech the first time that always been concerned Suzanne Bost, assis if approved, will appear on the Senate ulty satisfaction and morale on cam- Communication and Media Arts and the committee creat- tant professor of Web site BY JORDAN HOLT Senior Week festivities will take place tonight contributing writer at the Biltmore Grill. The Senior Class Challenge Senior Week began Monday evening with a Celebration will begin at 7 p.m., open only to candle lighting service on the Quad, followed by invited class challenge donators. the "2K1 We're Done" Dance at the Biltmore Bar The doors will open to all seniors at 9 p.m. and Grill and 11 p.m. to JMU students over 21 with a Students were inducted into the JMU JAC card. alumni association through the lighting of The celebration will feature a DJ and dancing the candles. with complimentary appetizers from 7 to 9 p.m. According to Wendell Fsbenshade, assistant Senior Week culminates on Friday with "Fun director of Alumni Relations, approximately 400 in the Sun" at UREC. Volleyball and free pizza to 450 students were present at the ceremony. are open to seniors at 4 p.m. "It was a really good turnout for us. We actu- The first 50 seniors will get in free at the ally did not have enough candles to go around," Grafton-Stovall showing of "Traffic" at 7 p.m. Fsbenshade said. Friday. At the ceremony, speeches were given by Seniors can pick up Senior Week packets Director of Alumni Relations Justin Thompson at the Office of Alumni Relations, located in and Ms. and Mr. Madison, seniors Kris Tunney Chandler Hall, suite 133. The packets and Pete Colosi. include a schedule of events, graduation and Fshensh.ule s.iid the i.indies were lit "to alumni .issoc i.ilion information and a ticket symbolize the seniors' change from students for a 20 percent discount on JMU apparel. \o alumni." • Seniors received Senior Week cups to use cluring Senior Week for drink discounts and Special offers from local businesses. "I thought the service was great," senior Jennifer Flena said. "I think it is a great kick- off to the week. I have been waiting a long more at lime for this." ; Senior Week is sponsored by the Senior www.jmu.edu/alumni/scniorweek Claw Challenge, Student Ambassadors, the Student Government Association, the Senior t l.iss Council and the Junior Class Council. ' On Tuesday night. Red Bull Hnergy l>rink sponsored a party at the Highlawn Pavilion. PmdM and complimentary Red Bull were the highlights of the evening. (>n Wednesday. Buffalo Wild Wings held ''Final Hump Night." The bar and grill offered Seniors attend a candlelight ceremony Monday night to be symbolically inducted Into the discounts on appetizers until 1 am. w alumni association. College newspapers fight for rights Other schools face funding troubles similar to those The Breeze is facing Bv ANNACILHKI HI At Mesa University College in the Hirst Amendment protects the not, college press prevails," he said. ends the crucial legal battle for press xmlrihuliiift writer Arizona, $28,000 in annual fees are rights of college journalists "Decisions cannot be made aimed at freedom on college campuses and is While no new developments received for the student newspa- Wendelken said, "What Mr. the journalism endeavor on college complete victory for those of us who Have risen regarding questions per from a student activity fund. Cunningham suggests in terms of cut- campuses." The Media Board does battle for the freedom of information." dver The Breeze's funding, the issue The rest of the revenue is earned ting funding to The Breeze based on have some responsibility under a Cuban said he prefers an inde- *A ill be pending until the adminis- through advertising. content has repeatedly been held by charter, but McKerral said, "question- iviult'iitly run newspaper. "Frankly, tration's report II the June 8 The Daily Mtmlmipfian at the the courts to be a violation of students' ing funding based on content would this is the ideal situation," he said. IJoard ill Visitors' meeting. The University of Mississippi receives First Amendment rights. Since he only be going down a bad road, and the "Then no censorship whatsoever can question that remains is what the $186,000 from general university targeted 77ic Breeze lor funding cuts court would most likely slop this be inflicted upon a student press." university can legally do i( the funds, which is lumped in with the and not The Bluestone or gardy loo! or immediately." However, Carlson said this is a board decides to halt the univer- school's tuition money. WXJM, it is fairly "No university complex process of buying offices off sity funding of Tin Breeze. David Wendelken, a professor in clear that his objec- should censor stu- campus and becoming a nonprofit '. On March 23, Charln the School of Media Arts and tion is to the content u dent journalism," organization. He said all costs would Cunningham, board member, suggest Design and former Breeze adviser for of 77ir Breeze rather said Society of then be paid through the sale of adver- ed to the board thai the university more than 20 years, said the Student than using student Decisions cannot be Professional tising, which currently only comprises Ipok into the appropriateness of Media Board charter specifically fees to support stu- made aimed at the Journalists Vice a portion of Ttie Breeze's funding since funding Tht Breeze with university fees. states that one function of the board is dent media." President David the paper occupies |MU office space i urrcnllv, /lie Breeze operates under to serve as a forum to hear com- The issue of uni- journalism endeavor on Carlson. and uses heat and electricity. the funding of the JMU Media Board, plaints. The forum will hear the com- versity funding and ii I he Supreme* ourl Wendelken said, "There are only which is allocated money by the uni plaint only after the complainants the press has come college campuses. ««„„,, d<,,i, wW> a handful of those in the country, vicrsilv The Media Hoard, which also have met with the editors, managers up numerous times \< «■ i/ i 'h** issue of how and almost all of those are at very funds the BluatOK, WXJM and ganfy or advisers of the student medium across the nation in — Mac McKerral much liMudc unj. large schools. Most schools our size they have a complaint with and are llu' past c - ,,£,nl*'Vl«Pr™*m versity organizations givt their campus media building jfef, funded TV Bireze S-%,000 for the Society of Professional Journalists {^J „,„.,,,„„>. 3XM '01 year. This accounts for about not satisfied with. Cunningham did "Advisers are have space, professional advisers and 1J> percent of Tht Bnora overall oper not follow this procedure. often targets," said %% with student fees. some student fees. Many mid-size ajing budget. 1 think it is unfortunate that Mr Mac McKerral, for- There have been over mm ersities give their papers four or • I ML' operates under similar fund- Cunningham, as a member of the mer vice president 900 cases, according 11\ »■ times as much fee money as The ing systems as other universities Board of Visitors, did not first use the of the SPJ for Campus Chapter to Mark Goodman, a lawyer with the / ■ ■■ - ret ri\ as " across the country Betsy Jewell, busi- clearly spelled-out mechanisms that Affairs. The board may try to replace Student Press Law Center. SMAD Professor Roger Soenksen ness manager of Eastern Illinois exist at the university to air any con- or remove them first. These tactics have Recently at Kentucky Stall ■aid he is also against the idea of University's school newspaper, laid cerns he had with the student media,'' been around forever. A funding issue is University, the student press won .1 an independent newspaper "It is an the paper receives SI .SO per student said Wendelken. who drafted the lust another way to go after college key campus censorship battle The option that can be examined. I just per semester which equals about Media Hoard charter while an adviser publications." Kentucky case was over a confisca- don't advocate it under the present cir- 534,000 per year. Eastern Illinois has an to The Bireze. "He should have first McKerral said disputes over these tion of yearbooks in 1993-1994 based cumstances. The present relationship enrollment of 11,000 students, similar gone to the student editors." types of cases have been brought to on content. The Rreezc has with the university t?JMU'ssi«. As far as censorship is concerned. court. "However, more often than Al Cross, SPJ preident, said, "This seems fine to me." 4 I THK BREEZE I THURSDAY. APRIL 26, 2001 Now Four students After appeal, new BOV representative wins election BY JAMES DAVID Assistant .v™. Editor wasn't clearly stated in the SGA and we had to hold a run-off "Both candidates were very Constitution whether a plurality election, Palluch said. qualified, but now that AJ receive awards In another twist in the ongo- or a majority was needed to win Ventetuolo said, "The committee (Ventetuolo) has resigned, it seems ing student government election the board election, said sopho- in charge of setting up campus elec- saga, .i run-off race for the Board Ted will get the position," Mills said. more Katie Palluch, at large sena- tion- lor SGA and the BOV set up an "He'll do a good job. I'm proud of at conference of Visitors student representative tor. SGA decided there would not election several weeks ago for BOV. occurred April 25 with only one the way the election committee has be a run-off election if no one 11 HrM made clear to the candidates Presentations discuss advocacy, name on the ballot. handled what was potentially I fan received al that time, confusing event I feel we've learned communication, activism According to the April 4 Student more Ih.m — u- prior to the a lot of lessons for next year as well. Government Association election W percent. election, that 1 look forward to working with BY RIBEKAH PORTER results, junior Anthony Ventetuolo The whole situation is After the there would be the new BOV representative." contributing wrilrr originally won the board election, April 4 elec- no run-off elec- Glotfelty said, "With regard to but the SGA Election Committee's really unfortunate. tion, 'Ted tion and that The 23rd Annual Communication decision not to hold a run off was the run-off election, I believe the vot- (Glotfelty) whoever Evaluation Conference awarded four students over-turned. Because Ventetuolo - David Mills (N danrvtd a choice of candidates, on Friday. appealed SGA Prestdcnl-clKl received a plu and know that I'm not alone in did not receive more than 50 percent |the out- rality of votes Sponsored by the School of Speech of the votes, the run-off race would regretting AJ's decision to dropout come), and would win the of thr race Tursday evening Communication, the conference showcased stu- go on as it had for the other matot dent papers relating to this year's theme: when that election. SGA election, the SGA presidential 5? "I'm looking forward to work- happened, it "1 feel that "Communication. Advocacy and Activism: Voices election. ing with thr Board of Visitors for Change." went to an throughout the nrxt year and hope to immedi- According to Ventetuolo, he appeals committee made up of non- entire process my concerns and The top papers in the conference were senior withdrew from the run-off race in ately address certain campus leanine Minge's "Theatre as Activism: 'Rent' as Election Committee members," rights as a candidate in the election issues, first and foremost, cam protest. This left junior Thaddeus Palluch said. a Source of Political and Social Change," senior were ignored/' Ventetuolo said. pus safety," Clotfelty Mid. I Glotfelty. who came in second place Members of the appeals commit- "The whole situation is really Monica Urbanek's "Identifying Hegemony in in the April 4 election, as the onlv wish to rnsure the student voice is tee were selected by SGA president, unfortunate," said senior David Mills, Hip Hop Music Videos," junior Jamie candidate in the run-off election. heard next year, and I urge everyone llunsinger's The Gift Comic Frame in Life is Mark Sullivan, Palluch s.n.1 SGA president-elect. "This is one of to bring any issues you may havfr to The Election Committee decided Beautiful" and junior Jen Mullen's "Taking a They overturned the Election the most important positions a single the attention of your senators or befoul the April 4 election that it Stop Backward: The De-Liberation Movement Committee's original decision studi-nt can hold on this campus." directly tome." of Cosmopolitan Magazine" A panel of |udges from departments throughout the univcrsitv selected the winners. "I believe in the power of voice as a source [f of activism," Minge said. "That is what this conference was all about, the ability to use your intellectual capabilities to either nega- tively or positively critique institutions that Things to do befro/ie Sunweji: are in place in our society." The presentations were a requirement for SCOM 381, Communication Criticism, taught by □ Get friends' email addresses .issistant professor Melissa Airman. Fach student wrote a 17-20 page paper on a chosen topic. The 12- □ Delete any unneeded email in mailbox minute presentations wen? condensed versions of those papers. "I was very pleased with the students' per □ Unsubscribe from mailing lists formances this year," Airman said "Fach present* tion offered a unique contribution to the conference □ Set up secret question theme as students critically reflected on the ways that varying texts enable or disable social change □ Download new mail client and activism." Also as part of the conference, Mary Rohlfing, associate professor at Boise State □ Check project info for webmail University, gave a keynote address on Wednesday, rntitlrd "Thr Role of the Communication Scholar in Social Change." Are you ready for summer? We are. Rohlfing stayed at JMU through Friday to assist in judging thr presentations. She said the students "demonstrated ... the After you've saved email addresses for all of your friends and freed up your extent to which our social worlds are con- structed through communication processes email quota for receiving summer mail, you really ought to take a look at the that are often constrained through hidden changes we're making. power relations." Urbanek and tumor Melissa Daigneau were the student co-directors for the event. "The conference was a great learning experience," • Would you like to be able to more easily reset your own password? Urbanek said. "It is important to highlight and celebrate the If so scholarship of undergraduates and provide a ' 90 to http://www.imu.edu/accounts and select the option for setting forum where faculty and '.indents can discuss and ./. /'.ii>- i./.-.is \l,-m.in sjid. "77it. Communication up a secret question. You will create a question and answer that only you Evaluation Conference both showcases student will know. Then, if you forget your elD password, you can reset it back to scholarship and creates an engagement between faculty and students the default yourself by correctly answering your secret question. Police Log, from page 2 • Did you know that reading your email off-campus will be different this •d and charged with possession of stolen summer? property on April 21 at 2:36 a.m. The subject was reportedy seen carrying a white metal sign. The subject aleoady ran The time has come for Execmail to go. If that's your email client, you will when approached by authorities and alleged- ly failed to stop at their request but was need to move to Mulberry. Mulberry is the University's new client and has reportedly later apprehended. been pre-configured to work from on or off campus. Property Damage • A JMU student reported damage to a 1999 Nissan April 16 between 1:15 p.m. If you use another email client such as Eudora, Netscape, or Outlook, you and 3:30 p.m. in upper A-lot. will need to add new configuration information. The situation is under investigation. • Unknown persons reportady damaged a second floor bathroom in Hillside Hall April 21 al 11:51 p.m. More information is available at: http://www.imu.edu/emaiifingrgrio The subjects reportedly damaged a soap dispenser, towel dispenser, light fix- ture and shower curtain and pulled a toi- • Be sure to check back at the computing home page for up-to-date project let out of the floor. 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NEWS THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 2(K)I | THE BREEZE I 5 Line-item Students protest evangalist veto helps come all of us, lost by saying things the wrong way," just as we are" as he said. well as Bible Meehan said she didn't know of to pass quotes. anyone who completely agreed Sopho- with Bourgault during his time on more Cattie Mee- the commons. SGA bill han said, "It's Sophomore Doug Woodhouse, overwhelming. who held a sign that said "You're from LINE-ITEM, pttgt 1 Whatever he's going to be lonely in Heaven all by assault on campus after the group ral- trying to do, he's yourself," said he felt that Bourgault's lied lo stop hate at JMU. going about it in actions were very self-righteous. If implemented, the bill would the wrong way." Freshman jim Chapman mptnaad change the way judu ial affairs records Senior Becca dismay over Bourgault's condemna- such incidents Martin, an orga- tion of those who listen to rock 'n' roll "Such reported iiki.letKes will not nizer of Stop the music. Chapman is a religion major be referred to as 'hate mmi-s',' Mid Hate, spoke and jazz studies minor who plans to Mike Way, director ot judicial affairs. calmly but pas- attend seminary after graduation "We don't have 'crimes' at JMU; we sionately to Bour- Bourgault's family, which includes have violations of university policy,'" gault Tuesday. his wife and three children, ages 3, 8 Way said. wearing a poster and 10, also handed out tracts, sin,ill Hate crimes' will be classiti.it aj board sign read- pamphlets, with an illustration of a intolerame. verbal abuse or verbal ing "Jesus loves the Devil and faces consumed by fire. harassment" Bophomon Ashley Mor- all people" and The family travels under the name ris, executive assistant of SGA, said. "Jesus does not Consuming Fire Campus Ministry. Way said the bill will be directed to inspire hatred, His wife, said ih.it while the family is the Policies and Procedures Group of intolerance or frotn Florida, they travel full time in a the Office o< judicial Affain bigotry; respect trailer to colleges ami untvaffitMl The I'oliues and I'nvedures Croup MEGHAN MVRPH\lart,lirr,tor diversity" Mar- across the country spreading the mes- conaitti of about u student faculty Sophomores Cattle Meehan and Doug Woodhouse tin sent an e-mail sage of "salvation." and staff members and uill review ami hold signs to protest the evangelist on the commons Tuesday to a "We sold everything," she laid recommend changes to all university Tuesday and Wednesday. number of orga- "We strictly travel." pottdea and procedures, Way laid nizations on They have been to many universi- The group may then pass the bill to campus in an ties, including Clemson University, the Judicial Control Board, and eventu- standing on picnic tables, shouting attempt to rally students together Florida State UnJvtnlty, University aiK to the Attorney 1 leneral oi Virginia back and making signs to counter again! Bourgault. of Plortda-GaineavUla and Auburn for implementation Bourgault's preaching. IMl' police "It conctrm DM MCBUM rut .uti University. This is the family's first stood by the sometimes rowdy tudes are exactly those that build the trip to a Virginia uniwrsitv; the next scene after being called by a few kind of atmosphere in which bigotry stop is in Charlottesville at the Uni- concerned students. is promoted and in which hate crimes versity of Virginia On Tuesday, sophomore Denise can occur," Martin Bald. Stop the I late Bourgault's wife Bald the family is Williams lead a small gnmp in singing was formed in March in HffMAM to not usually met with the same amount hymns. The music was a strong con- an alleged assault classified as a hate of response they received at JMU. Have a ir.M i" the riled up crowd arguing crime by JMU police. "This one has been th<- mosi half with the often yelling preacher. "We simply are trying to spread ful, most vulgar," she said. "Usually "I am singing because I'm a believ- .i meaaaaa that hate is not right, they're real respectful, especially er in Jesus Christ," Williams said. "I'm great MFfillAN MURPIIY/a/r rfimhtf even with religious justifications," with the children and the wife, but sinking to try and bring peace to a Martin said. this one has been very liberal They from STUDENTS, page 1 chaotic situation." While some students brought signs (students) don't caia who VOU are or Many people said they felt Bour- Wednesday, carrying statements like what you are." summer! different qualifications for what gault's approach was misdirected and "Jesus would not approve" to protest Gilliat said, "I didn't hear hate. would make one a "sinner," he spoke too harsh. Bourgault's second day on the com- I heard people who were upset at mostly of the fate and lifestyles of Fnglish professor Cynthia Gillian, mons, the majority of the protest IVM being called fornicators and told homosexuals on Tuesday. an Episcopalian minister, said in the form of verbal arguments. they were sinners. The hate I "You're looking for love in all the Wednesday, "It's his right (to preach One student, senior Nathan hear comes from him, not from wrong places," he said. on the commons), but it makes me Henkel, said he agreed with some the students." Bourgault also spoke about the very sad because he uses the Bible to of the things Bourgault said, but Bourgault's wife said that she and dangers of being .i fornicator, of drink- hurt people, and I use the Bible to didn't agree with the method and the children travel by choice and ing alcohol, smoking and living what help heal people's hearts." intended to talk to Bourgault Bourgault does not force them to (we'll be back he called a "rock 'n' roll" lifestyle. Gilliatt said she was proud of the about it. come with him. Bourgault's evangelism riled students, calling them courageous Henkel spent about one hour talk- Colton, age 3, said his favorite August 27) many students and drew a crowd for standing up to a man she said ing lo students individually when thing about traveling with his family of nearly 100 people around noon was very close-minded. She wore they asked questions. is bnngin' stuff." His mother said, on Tuesday. 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Called "Scenes from The Madison Project: The Builder and the Framer," the 16 students in the —by Richard Sakshaug HON 200S Radio Drama class worked all semes- news editor ter researching, writing and recoroJng the drama. They will travel to Montpelier and present their Health practlcum provides alcohol efforts Saturday at "Re-membering Montpelier," a gathering of the descendants of slaves who lived abuse Information for students on the plantation. Students can use several risk-reduction strate- The story follows scenes from the lives of the gies at parties to avoid getting into alcohol-related GUmores, a slave family that lived on the planta- problems, according to a council on deterring tion, and the Madisons. as well as the lives of alcohol and drug abuse. related historical individuals including slave rebel- According to the Applied Health lion leader Nat Turner. Research/Nebraska Council to Prevent The story compares the building of a house by a Alcohol and Drug Abuse, students should freed member of the Gilmore farraly to the framing always be sure to go to and from parties with of the Constitution by a friend and to never leave an intoxicated - • MadisoN. It focuses on Iriend behind. In HCIOT the incongruity of slavery The Council lists reasons not to drink, including HI DIICI with the values of free- if it violates any laws, policies or personal values, dom set In the involves driving or other tasks that require full Constitution by Madeon, mental or physical functioning, or if one is preg- according to Honors Program guest lecturer-in-resi- nant, il, stressed or tired. dence Janus Adams. Senior Kim Cols said she has recently refer- Adams said the concept of doing a radio enced information from the council's research PATRICK MORAWionlrifiulmK phmovriiffr' drama seminar arose in a conversation with and JMU's Core Alcohol and Drug survey of Since Monday, 32 more seniors Joined 211 others in ths Senior Class Challenge, bringing Honors Program Director Joanne Gabbln last 1999 for the Health Education-Substance Abuse the total to 243 participants. fall. She said it was originally going to be a sur- practicum. vey class, but after heanng about the story of Cole said she and a classmate, sophomore set. SCC lost support and the focus of the event. the Gilmores and the "Re-memberlng Malina Farrell, made this information available Senior Class Challenge misses goal Montpelier" event, she decided to work with "I feel that a lot ol graduating students have not to students "so it will be easier for students to With only nine days left until graduation, the received job offers yet, so they are being skeptical Montpeller's history. recognize that they have a problem if they know Senior Class Challenge has raised $2,000 in Adams said the experience was unique what the norm is...I think many students think about what they spend their last bit of money from because the students had such diverse back- donations and $15,000 in pledges. parents on," senior Megan Crotty said. that the norm is a lot higher than it actually is." With 243 contributors, SCC has fallen short grounds and there was no telling what each per- For more information, students may contact Crotty said she chose to donate to the chal- son's capabilities would be She said the class the Counseling and Student Development of its goal of 1,100 participants. lenge because through JMU. she has made taught students how to meld into one team that Center at X6552. "We are still not doing as well as what we'd like, lifelong friendships, has been given the best would yield a cooperative work. but are glad we have this much," senior Sarah education and received the best experience Ifs all been a wonderful ride for me," Adams Bittenbender. SCC co-chair, said. and wants to give back to JMU. said. "I think its been a great success." moreat Prizes such as T-shirts, gift certificates and Donations to SCC will help lund the creation of Gabbin said, "It turned out better than I ever coupons donated by local businesses like a learning center m Carrier Library and move the imagined. It's an opportunity for students to www.jmu.edu/heatthsci'ctrsubabuse/ Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar are being offered Law Library downtown. discover how to take a concept and turn it into aodstudentsurvery99.html by SCC to participants. For donations and/or further Information, a production." "I pledged because I feel that it is important students should call the Madison Fund at She said the work was important because it to give back to the JMU community for all x3564 or students can e-mail sec. was a story that was relatively unknown and will that it has given me," senior Rebecca now be presented to a larger audience. Heitfleld said. Gabbin credited Adams for the quality of the Heitfield said she feels that there could have —by Tana Hotman work. "It was because of her efforts and enthusi- been more publicity about SCC. stall writer asm that the project has a achieved such a level She said Diet because there was no monetary goal of excellence." w OPEN TIL 10PM Candie's Spa A THE wioixivn Nothing Says "CONGRATULATIONS" Corner of University Blvd Like an Arrangement From Artistic Florist! THELOOK and Reservoir St. m.jm c? y (Wjlkinj Distance from 1 IORISF SunCtuse. Stone Gite CUmk drM*" »ith m and CISAT dorms) 4 HBP i-J_ Profcsllorul rMMH U*ii r.) 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APRIL 26. 2(X)1 MOM JMU team supports, joins Walk America BY LEAH LAVEIXE Perdue recently received a $1,000 grant for contributing writer next year for her work with the March of Dimes W.ilk America, March of Dime*.' hj^est fund She is organizing a large legislative event, with raiser will stop outside the Big Kmart on I ,is| congressmen vet to be named, coming to campus Market Street Saturday at ll> a.in with regtetra tO speak about women\ (tMCS tion beginning at 9 a.m. "This is a big push tor the March of Dimes," "Walk America BUpDOrtl pioneering I'erdui slid research and innovative programs that save t. ole. .i volunteer with Hand in Hand, a babies born prematurely or with birth defects," program that works with pregnant teens according to the March of Dimes' Web site became interested with the --inul.it cause of the (htlp:/fytm>w.niodinu's.org). March of Dimes and discovered she could help The majority of Walk America parttdpantoare with Walk America. part of a team. Teams consist of people walking "I thought this would be a good way for JMU to represent their place of employment, commu- student! t<> be involved In thttouM nity group, church or school. Perdue said, "Students may feel they can- Students can sign up to walk as a part of a not help because of financial hardships that JMU team, according to junior Rachel Cole, a come with being in college. I lowever, every lit- team captain. Many students who have tle bit counts." signed up are walking as a part of their dorm Junior Megan Clark said, "The reason I am or organization. doing it is I feel that children are an extremely The goals for the |MU team are to get 300 stu- good cause. If you can vaccinate them now, dents to participate in the walk and to raise about they will be less likely to get ill as a young 56,000 for the March of Dimes, according tot «>|c adult." Walkers may be sponsored hv co-workers, More than 1 million people across the nation friends, family, neighbors or local busine*---"- It participate in this event, which takes place in students are unable to walk, they CM make -i 11 Ml 1,400 communities in all 50 states, the District of tribuhon instead, according to the March of Columbia and Puerto Rico. Dimes Web site. There are 4W,(X10 babies bom prematurely "Having a few people know about this makes each year in the United States. Also, there are a difference and makes us happy," Mid lOpho 150,000 bom disabled or with fatal birth defects. more Elizabeth Perdue, |Ml representative for The March nl I >imes is dedicated to prevent- the March of Dimes. ing pro-term labor, educating women about Perdue said she has a personal interest in the proper prenatal *.are, creating access to prenatal cause "In high school, one of my cousins had a tare tor women who otherwise may not get it baby who died of a birth defect," Perdue said and preventing birth defects, according to the She said she ne\ er thought of hen-elf .is bring M.mh ot Dune Weh site. affected by the issues the March of Dime* Since its Inception in 1970, Walk America has addresses until that point. Perdue has been raised more than SI billion to help give babies a actively involved with the March of I limes LtlnOB fighting chance, according to the March of Dimes high school. 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Forming i group called Save Our als, perpetuating acts of hate "We're going to contact on- Department in September. Active throughout the year, various Sports, supporters protested, rallied The students, faculty, staff campus groups such as Hillel to Organized by the Young Democrattt groups speckled the commons from time to ind spoke on numerous occasion! and community must not see how we can combine our Socialists, participants gathered at Wilson time in support of change. Finally reaching a verdict In March, allow acts of hate to continue forces to more effectively Hall and walked to the HPI) headquarters, Stirring a great deal of discussion the Board of Visitors voted to keep all in our community." enlighten the campus and raising concerns about JMU and concerning free speech, a flag burning 28 sports teams intact and implement a ZBT is trying to organize a spread knowledge of these acts Harrisonburg community relations follow- in response to the inaguration of two-tiered system of classification. candlelight of vandalism ing the Forest Hills riot. President George W. Bush took place in Twelve teams lost all scholarship fund- vigil to take a S/ and hate," "An 'us-versus-them' mentality won't January. Public ing due to this verdict. stand against Egan said. help," said SGA consensus on cam- "Having all these protests and activi religious ami We are going to react, "We art- President Mark Sullivan. U pus was varied as ties on campus throughout the year has culturally- going to react, "Wfe're not going to get students voiced shown how impassioned our generation based hate we will not be we will not be anywhere if we don't opinions about the really is about all kinds of issues," said crime for intimidated, talk about the problems. Having all these protests flag burning group's senior Brian Freterer. Monday intimidated and we will and we will We need to make our and activities on campus right to protest in And voices only grew more impas- At press'h sy take a stand against this. take a stand voices heard." that manner. sioned as students aired political dis- time, t e against this," Like so many throughout the year has Some supporters in may at the university's choice to Invite were await groups, protestors the SGA started a Bill Supreme Court Justice Clarence ing approval The donation were heard but not shown how impassioned of (Opinion against flag Ihomas to speak as part of James from JMU amount is yet to necessarily heeded burning as a form of Madison Day celebrations. President be determined. as the HPD decided, our generation really is protest, but were "It's inappropriate that he's here," sen- Linwood -»- ZBT brother, in March, to close its quickly quieted ior Rachel Fckelberry said. "I le doesn't rep- Rose's office. freshman Matt investigation of the about all kinds of issues. because the First resent the views ot mOSl Americans ZBT sent Cox, said, Forest Hills incident. Amendment protects While rallies and protests are often the a mass e-mail to representa- "I'm glad we can take this Rallying to stop — Brian Freterer flt,fi hl,rninK " ■,,,,m most visible and talked about forms of tives from all the religious bad act and turn it into a pos- JMU from purchas- wninr °' ,ree spwrh upheld activism, the events summarized here smi and multicultural groups on itive thing with the fraternity, ing clothing and by the 1989 United ply touch on a few of the causes |MU stu- campus to raise awareness "This gives us the oppor- items that might be States Supreme Court dents have embraced. Rxpectedly, no cause for the event. tunity to take responsibility manufactured in . »- case Texas v. fOfotSOR, has universal support, as most actlvlsti The fraternity is making a through someone else's ,n t en sweatshops, students "\ don't necessarily witnessed this year contribution to the Anti- stupidity," C BULLPEN ASHBY CROSSING BATTING CAGES • MINIATURE GOLF • GO-KART TRACKS Bring In Coupon ■ -COLLEGE PARK -^y&s*>n I For One FREE I Round Of Open 7 Days I Batting Cages | A Week Me Breeze) | We Still 433-CAGE have apartments Summer's Coming... available Register Now! C$m& in April ^O-^Aoy & 6re(" a Lrm 60nHnenhil breaker orid pay n& fe&urivf a&p&4ir Cfimn&nbl breaker include*-- College Park-Ashby Crossing U 101 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY. APRIL 26. 2001 SPOTLIGHT C1NDV TniKKMHaffplwofraplitr TopiC: What do you think the Duke Dog does during the Slimmer? "He probably goes to the beach to get that bronze color." Chris Lamm freshman, history HOUSE EDITORIAL "He hooks up with Lady Duke Dog." Oasis of summer awaits the stressed In this dry desert, it is good to know Amid mirages of students frolicking The awards themselves were nothing lhat an oasis really does exist. Wander- on the Quad on sunny days, of seniors spectacular, simply pins bearing JMU's ing semester to semester, we are IMMIV saying goodbye in a candlelight ceremo- infamous slogan and paving stones to be burnt by the decisions of our administra- ny and yearbooks being distributed, tion and student government, by the mgnvad and placed on the commons. filled with pages of enchanting memo- But the stories behind those awards last challenges brought on by our professors, ries, for one week we may actually feel a by the day-to-day rigor of learning, week charmed the cynic in many of us sliver closer to the corny phrase "All Lauren Pederson working and growing. who only see the big bad picture and fail Together One." Looking back on the year as it nears to recognize the little things that make sophomore, ISAT Yes, we said it. We are spirited. We an end, our spirit and excitement for this university well worth attending. are excited. We are all together, if only JMU dwindles. We've seen this school Prom a professor who said he felt "He attends for a week, this oasis in the desert. change at such rapid speed, vou'd think blessed to teach at JMU to a dorm obedience school." we were in the running for "most quick- housekeeper whom residents ly unrecognizable university." described as a "ray of sunshine," these In this desert, administrators optimistic spirits can help restore the faith. loomed like untouchable cacti, keeping The awards, given to those who students at a distance while they wast- ...you'd think we were "contributed their individual qualities ed our student fees, cut scholarships for to the spirit of )MU." gave a few deserv- our athletes and shuffled our majors in the running for "most ing people recognition for their individ- Sarah Layman into different buildings, among many ual qualities. other atrocities. quickly unrecognizable After all, who wouldn't feel great junior, music education We've watched the Student Govern- after hearing about a faculty member ment Association catch itself in quick- university." who treats a student as if he or she is the sand once or twice, pushing bills of opin- only one he'll see that day, or a professor "He goes to who "remembers the names and faces of Disney World and ion that hardly represent the opinion of yy the students they supposedly govern. •vtryora he meets and makes every- plays with Mickey We've faced professors who save up It is found in the camaraderie wit- thing personal"? Mouse." assignments like camels storing water, nessed as seniors leave behind the life So, let's set aside the negativity this only to spit them at students unexpect- they've built here over four years and week and remember the big hearts who edly in the last week of the semester But '" 11 u e*ci,crnen' 'or 'hose of us who enhance )MU with their presence. We'll finally we're in the homestretch, when will be returning for a new year. Most frolic on the Quad and show our school recently, this spirit was embodied in an students must endure this last painful spirit and we'll finally drink in the beau- All Together One" awards ceremony Kathleen Ackerman parched mile toward the horizon of ty of what is truly important and quench held on the Wilson Kail steps last our thirst for all that seemed missing in graduation, and the oasis is a pleasant Thursday. junior, art sight. the dry vastness of the year. ■ "He goes to the beach and surfs BREEZE READER'S VIEW ALEX VESSELS like every other 'So long, suckers9 from senior Turf editor "Hev"Hey, you're that guyPIIV who deserve.H^n,. Whatu/k-.* many«,_.. peoplei_ wrote the (fill in a random many national accolades That It just goes to show you on this campus don't realize is kind of achievement didn't number here) things you hate that the faculty, staff and how JMU is spiraling to . fas- in TV Breeze last year, right?" come from slack-jawed public cist-esque "ALL TOGETHER Justin Jenkins administration work for the relations pandering to what This is the question I will students. The Registrar's office ONE, NOW DAMMIT!" no doubt hear for the rest of looked best for the school. It atmosphere. Students just sophomore, graphic design works for you. You don't have came from boldness and inno- my life. And it's fine with me. to use that stupid F.-CAMPUS aren't buying it. This was I've accepted that any time I go vation, something I'm very apparent during last Thurs- registration if you don't want proud to have been a part of. out to a party or a bar in Har- to. Yes, Dr. Rose works for you. day's "All Together One" cere- risonburg, I will be forced to The administration would mony on the Quad. Students You help pay for that fly-assed certainly not want people at have a conversation about my ambled by to see what was Lincoln, and in return he and JMU to think that there are hate list or Turf I have received other members of the adminis- going on, only to discover literally hundreds of compli- diverse views of college reality. cheesy industrial music blar- tration should lake your con- Creativity is being sacrificed The'Breeze ments on Tiir/everywhere I go. ing as hosts gushed about the cerns very seriously. and denounced, just as Turf Editor Even as I walked down the honorees. At the beginning of Julie Sproesser So, you can imagine my was by the Student Gover- Managing editor street in Miami Beach over alarm as I the ceremony "My Country Amanda Capp ment Associ- Ad* manager spring break, I heard someone Tts of Thee" was performed Christine And*rson read the mor- a- ation mem- News editor whisper, "Hey, isn't that the lifying arti- and it concluded with "Ameri- Richard Sakshaug guy from The Breezel" bers for "not ca the Beautiful" played on the News editor Lindaay Marii cles in this ... I refuse to give a dime being All "I read something about publication, bells of Wilson. What kind of Asst. news editor Toge t he r James David the Board of Visitor's trying to and as well in back to JMU until this propaganda is next? Opinion editor One ." Terrene* Nowlin cut The Breeze's funding" said The Daily This university needs to Style editor Why the hell Jennifer Surface many others. "What's up with News-Record place starts treating wake up and smell the Edith Foms editor that' I love Turf" would I Carrier rose garden and realize Danielle Potato StUdem W ,he m eCt w AM. style/faus editor K.C. Gardner "What's up with that" be*"" rT ''" P «"' to be that students and academics Sports editor Travii Clingenpeel seems to be the general senti- .dmini.tr.- and dignity they deserve. JSK f should come before pipe- forts editor Drew Wilson ment at JMU this year. A lot of dreams of students singing people seem to be disenchant- - __JJ called lead- "We Are The World." Ain't Copy editor Jeaninc Gajewski Chuck Cun ed with the way this school is ers who gon' happen Copy editor Jennifer Sikorski ningham of JMU's Board of MUM to back students after Photo editor being run. The number of peo- Visitors, wants to consider But despite all my disen- Robert Nafl ple who have pledged money the forest I lills riots? Could I Photo editor removing funding from 77if chantment with JMU as of late, Jane McHugh for the Senior Class Challenge sleep at night if I agreed with I've had a great time, and I'd Art director flnrzr becauf he deems Turf Meghan Murphy would seem to be a prime indi- other students who think that like to thank all of my friends Advisers "inappropriate." ideas that aren't Madison-pur- Flip Dc Luca cator. 210-odd donators out of 1 felt projectile vomit was a and enemies for giving me the Alan Neckowiiz a 1,100-plus goal exemplifies ple approved. Alumni Hall inspiration and fuel to make distinct possibility as I contin PR-directed or Duke Dog the low morale on campus. ued to read the April 2 issue of my own way at a university happy-go-lucky-certified How are students supposed to The Breeze. In the article, Cun- that doesn't always cultivate ■ '• ''•-/'"";• dmgmias it is with abuses, the NTH k pledge money with mounting shouldn't be published at their ' "'.Unity. I'm very proud and indebted for all the triumph which have been earned fry ningham was reported as say- school? parking tickets? Are athletes ing that his views on media thankful to have worked with reason mid humanity ,nvr „„, „„,, opprcssio„ . You'll never catch me com- whose sport may have been funding "are based on his former editor and managing — lames Madison potentially cut going to readily plaining about any of my stu- editor of Ihe Breeze, Gina Mon "'xperietue ,is ,i unl.-r lot :)„■ dent fees (0 1 percent of stu- hand over cash to Madison? tefusco and Alison Manser newspaper and yearbook at dent MM to the paper, no less) And I'm sure right after I They had the guts to take a EDITORIAL POLICY Ml hUl school in the '70s." going to ,mv publications on graduate, this school will try to And Turf is embarrassing this chance on a publication unlike dig in my pockets some more, ampul. I love the fact that I anything seen here before. school? How about uhrn can choose to read Madison lb but if things keep going the """" ""■**» '' "V «l.««*»l «rfn.^, of T», Bw, administration members dis- These two embod ied journalis- way they're headed, I'm not ' to(M Ianlmi.gardu tic credit by having the integri- , , , Editorial Board: guise censorship proposals in loo!. Sister Speak and TheBlue- donating anything. And that ty to stand by all of their rZ' *"*"■«■&» TrrrrncrNclin 1970s throwback stories of -'<»ii and listen to WXJM on threat should be taken serious- actions in the face of criticism Miiugin, Editor Opinion Bate selling ads for the high school the MOM day I would certain- ly, because I'll be rich and - something that's hard to yearbook? Would a first ly sacrifice seeing another n. njorr ,h,n H» . „J, ,. ^^ , ^^ famous one day. come by on this campus. Of anl M Wl|| Amendment battle at JMU be flowerbed spell out "JMU" to I. for one, know that I course, Ihe Turf staff is go|d. h— Thr, „,,„, U Jd.vc.ct ,„ m B„<„ h, MM TorJ.,",. I,. „ less embarrassing to them hear more student opinions TV B,„,, n. ,hr , h, ,„ „,,, ft. refuse to give a dime back to simply the coolest kids on 18 (Univ and than Turp and gain more knowledge Thr ,,.,„„„„ „, ,|„, ^,„„ j,, „„ Mcnun|y tr(Kr i(K ^^ rf^ JMU until this place starts It doesn't make sense for campus Check out Ihe lack treating students with the about the human community • I 'In- Off, 01 J , M«di«m Unnwmty. the administration to cut fund j^ues as well, as new material jmc respect and dignity they than I could ever hope to learn ing for a paper that has won in a GenLd class. see VESSELS, pag, j j PINION THURSDAY. APRIL 26. 2(K)1 |THK BRKK/.KI 1 Pat... Dart... A "you-grabhed-my-attention" pal 10 The Bluestone A "time-to-grow-up" dan 10 ihe imbeciles in D-hall -i.Hi lui netting an artistic unique and tastefully done who found ii funny lo make a huge mess and run away Darts pottef l(i advertise the yearbook. like cowards last week. Soil in In several students who want to thank mufor Sent in by two girls who were sitting next lo sour >/'« ing up their apartment walls. friends listening to your conspiracy in disbelief and arc and ashamed lo be sluiring this campus with you Dart... Pat... A "what-a-cheap-and-inappropriate-way-to-adver- A "we-love-you" pat lo pmfessor Brian dinette, tise ihc-JMU-yearbook" d;u1 10 The Bluestone slafl' for who is Ihe master of phenomenal Power Point presenta- Pats ili-pl;i> ing naked people on Ihe posters al ihc book tables tions, the infamous map exercise and many entertaining Ihis week. Darts & Pats an' submitted lectures. anonymously ami printed on a spate- Sent in b\ two disappointed and offended juniors From your SMAl) 256 family that appreciates nil ihc available basis. Submissions are who dan) like teebtg ihe school yearbook advertised hard work you have put into the class this semester. based upon one person s opinion of a that was: given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth. Pat... Dart... A "\our-crcalivily-saved-my-nighl" pal to Ihe wail- A "you-suck" dart to the administration for its ipafh) ress Monday nighl who brought me rubber bands to fix about diversity and funding inequities for academic pro- my broken shoe. grams. Prom a senior who would have been walking bare- From a sociology major disgruntled by ihe lack q) loot ,ii Dart... Pat... A IM\C tome lespcct-for-studcnts-who-pay-your- A "congratulations-you-deservc-it" pat lo Family salary" dart to the woman in a certain administrative management professor David Herr for winning an "All office who insisted I come back during her office hours Together One' Award. to (Imp off a simple form. 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SAT\SFV youK CRA\I\WG-S \o± Tin RSDAY.APRL 26. 2 The Milestone's rable yearbook for the student body. First. ilaVC holders in Amenta WVTB .1 ii iM - .inti-Semitic desires and those efforts praised Yearbooks are meant to embody memories, minority compared to non-slave holders, Of their forefathers. so I must say that the 2000-'01 Bluestone year- whereas in Germany, most C'.ermans, with On the tout ol ti N.t/i flag versus a book staff has definitely made their mark. small exceptions, participated in some way Confederate flag, the comparison of the two To the Editor Katy Kain in the gradual exclusion of jews from flag! is pTtpOSteroui The goal of Nazism I would like to congratulate the 2000-'01 sophomore, SMAD German society and later the murder of six wai world domination through the complete Bluestonc yearbook staff on a job well done million Jews. At what point in American his destruction of the few - I hi \.i/i flag stands with advertising yearbooks this spring. By Column on slavery tory was there a popular movement to mur- for one thing only, because Nazism stands now, most students have probably seen the der or enslave the entire population of for one thing only While the Confederate posters hanging around campus with the and Holocaust disputed Africa? flag represented .» nation in which slavery 2000-'01 yearbooks strategically placed over Secondly, unlike the Holocaust, slavery w.is Itgal, a morally deplorable institution, it nude models. The advertisements are, of To the Editor began because of economic motivations, and Stood tor more than just slavery. 250,000 men course, slightly shocking, but did they not Jarvis Rodgers' column in the April 23 the institution of slavery continued because died for the Confederate States of America grab your attention? I am sure that some issue of The Breeze reflects a gross ignorance of the financial benefits of free labor. during the Civil War, the majority of them people are offended by the posters, and they of the Holocaust and the institution of slav- Although it was made possible by hate, it non-slave holders. These men obviously are entitled to be. I, however, find them to be ery in America. Ten minutes in the library was a business in its inception and contin- were prepared to give their lives for some- a fabulous combination of creativity and could have answered Rodgers' question of ued to be throughout its history. However, thing other than slavery it most of them did bravery. The layouts of the posters are taste- "What's the difference?" an elementary understanding of European not even own slaves. To compare the ful and attractive. It pleases me to know JMU While it is true that in both cases the vic- history would show Rodgers that the Holocaust to slavery in America shows a has such talented and artistic students tims were not seen as humans by their vic- Holocaust was much different. The poor knowledge of important historical behind one of its most popular publications. timizes, one cannot ignore the blatantly Holocaust was an event that had been in the events. Even i imall imount of research into The 2000-'01 yearbook itself encompasses obvious difference that slavery in America making for hundreds of years. As long M either of the two subjects would have shown a huge amount of the artistry and excellence was a privately run institution while the Jews had lived in Rurope, they had been the Rodgers what the difference is. that JMU students have to offer. Some stu- Holocaust was the state-sponsored extermi- targets of hatred and violence. They had dents may not realize the countless hours of nation of a race of people. Despite Rodgers' always been marked for cruelty or expulsion Nathaniel Davis hard work spent by the yearbook staff or claim that there are few differences, there are in whatever country they lived. During sophomore, history their great dedication in producing a memo- many, a few of which I will highlight for him. World War II, the" Nazis were simply carry- fBSSBLS, from page 10 Jdebuting soon on www.turf- FROM THE WIRE MATTHEW BECK j- I've spent three and a half fears of my college career Sex in America: It's just another pop image Jnvolved at rM BflNaW, and it's With all the recent topics for discussion — turmoil Amencans have sexual hang-ups — some of them how vw li\.' with our desires BOtng to be «|uitr an adjustment in the world, the tenuous nature of our relatively peace- ie.u mg. No more getting paid criminal — but that might not be the case il they However, just before this point we start to notice ful international relations, assaults on our own culture weren't told they would go blind from masturbating tint tome people are just plain ttxy, have a sensual Kor poking fun at angst filled and others' cultures we deem lesser and the vast array pianctm on realty teh In my early pubescent years, I remember one con- w.ilk OT thr\ sjH'.ik to you 10 you notice their lips mov- of intellectual opinions presented daily in papers across stant theme — sex is bad. In retrospect, this has got In ing slowly. pries, No more detailing 221 the world — I have decided to write about sex. tilings I hate that month. No be the single stupidest thing the adults around me In other words. s,'\ has an image, anil that is where The fact is that every one of the people involved in *nore fits of laughter ivsulting could have done regarding my development. They it stops in America's cultural sensibility. Images can be the above mentioned topics has sex. Many of them were of course trying to protect me from growing up sold; they arc valuable. Sex is the great American com- Jrom 1 a.m.. 7-11 trips to get Xns pr.ih.ihly have more sex than I do But for whatever )» hot dog during turf produc- too fast, or something, and in all, they did a good job. modity lake Brittany Spi ara lor example. tion reason, the topic is raised only in hushed tones or rele- But why would you want to tell a 12-year-old that a People want sex They are bathed in sex as they gated to late-night hours when the kiddies have gone particular part of his body is harmful to him" Given drive to work and buv M'> in all its packaged forms. But as much fun as I've had, to bed. I'm certain that there will be that the imagination of young people runs wild while Only now it has nothing to do with the actual coital fruore "best \t\irs of my life" to I have been fortunate to associate with people who trying to make sense of the world, it is obvious to me act Is that what makes il kid, or is it that we don't real- come wherever I end up. And generally speak honestly and confidently about sex. that sexual maturity gets stunted as soon as adults ly know what s,-> is through all the gloat and Upetick? there will be more great people Conversations with them are matter-of-fact and feed youths this kind of paradox. I low this ridiculous paradox is helpful to anyone Vvho remind me of some of the devoid of embarrassment, even when possible devian- Then we get to that great bastion of sexual clarity — is a mystery to most other cultures, and in my view, it i'h.i Miters I've encountered cies are raised. I'd like to thank those influential peo- high school. This is where girls learn their coquettish isn't helpful It is obvious that the stunting of Kxuall Mf! £| tor students who will ple, particularly the women, without whom I would ways and men surround themselves with big things ly that begin* in pre pulvrtv is continued at each pe here next year, continue to be forced to rely on television, and who knows what The equation in the middle teens is something like phase of out understanding, but we keep propagating fight for your rights I'll be back notions would float in my nervous little mind if that gender roles ♦ the act ■ sexual maturity This makes this game rWUTOail m our children Puritanism has were the case. Sometime I'm sure. But until sense, this is good, and we stick with that until we get only created billboards and contusion with its then, so long, suckers! In Brazil there is a very popular children's televi- pregnant or the clap or just plain hurt l-rankly, I'd like parental ignorance sion show hosted by an ex-porn star in a miniskirt. I to go back to that, but that's not life. To solve this problem, I suggest we get another cool often wonder if I would have become a different man Soon the world of sex is complo again Suddenly president, one who will propose ■< national "'Visit' Rfa Vemdt it. .is ,t child, porn stars instead of Bugs Bunny had not all women like men in big trucks, and not all men TOW Neighbor Day"or < .o to Work Horny Day,'' then wantt In knotOl entertained me. Probably not. Besides, Bugs is cooler are attracted to vapidity. This is oversimplification, but .lose i i(v lexual ads to the new s agencies so Americans when all ik than any actual porn actor I've ever seen. However, the sex turns into sexuality in early adulthood. The high are Ion e,l to talk to their children about it. Mostly, we Vnututilion shock Americans feel isn't really that children watch school equation no longer fits because the novelty need to stop thinking we have a right to control other ttcs "bat" this woman's show, it's that parents allow them to wears off and the complexity of being a sexual entity people's desires If we don't, we may all just go blind. watch it. starts to force decisions. Sexuality is |ust as much a part We are a Puritanical nation. That isn't good, bad or of how you live your life as it is a part of your evenings HUM a/ipmrai m the April In issue ofThe Badger anything else. But if people wonder whv so many (or mornings, or lunch breaks), and we must leconOK Herald m the UntomHyvj rVocowm Heading Home for the Summer? 10% student discount ( ] with Truck /tent*/ coupon below. Local • One Way • Do-It-Yourself Moves James Madison WE'LL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. 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[LIFESTYLES THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 200j| THE BREEZE | 15 [ACADEMIA NUTS by SETH CASANA JUST AFTER THE LAST CAP AWD GOUN AS EXACTED, THE FIRE CONTROL THE FATEFUL- TRICK WAS ORGANIZED BV ENTERED THE BIG STATE AUDITORIUM SrSTEM. WA.S TRIGGERED AMP SuCCESRmY HENRY CoLANPER AMP (Ml/ou/ED <3l/fft 1.000 AT YESTERDAY'S GRADUATION CEREMONY, PUT OLTT THE FIRE. WHAT MIGHT HAVE SENIOR*. HAVlrJG PURCHASED HUGE Otwnrs A SMALL Ei.ecTB.lCAL FIRE BR.OKT 8E£>J MERELY A DELAY, HOWEVER WAS TKKMTD OF LEFTOVER EGG P/E FROM A (SULK FooP |[JTD A DISASTER. puE TZ> A STUDENT STORE, THE <3ft>UP UJEp THE PI6MENT TO .■-- OUT geMlWD THE MAW STA.6F. COLOR THEIR GOWNS in A FEST/VE MANNER PRAWK. * -\ S/'^J ? r>—- *s i^sS \S IS CONN* w-V- ' ' ZS2S THIS UNFORTUNATE COlUciDENCE THIS MIXTURE, AS ANVFLEMEUIARV SCHOOL | FORTUNATELY, FEW IMTURIES WCRC (TPoRTEO. 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Victor Smith Tamae Takahaski Kimyatta Jairley Lauren Schimpf Rebeca Delgado tfobby Candela CatQreen Kris Celentano Jenny Decicco Michelle Triton Michele pierson Matt Jones Emily Rohrs Michelle Self l$oskey Kaur Drew Chintala Julia Mirsch Jessica Sheffield Corey Rath Alison Kline Jamie Henry tfrandi Duncan Also, Congratulations to the Chi Class on Their IZecent initiation: Cody games Doug Qarcla griana Qu'mey grandon Pagelow Erin (graves gen Hawkins Mike Maschke ScottSprouse Megan Weinrich 16 | THE BRKK/.E I THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 2001 HOROSCOPES CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 2 3 ■t 5 / 8 1 11 12 13 Today's Birthday — Put down roots first, and love is your reward. State your case 1 Pinnacles r firmly in May. and convince someone who thought he knew better. Expenses rise in 6 Young dog 14 , Inn* Being thrifty helps. Follow a hunch in July, and stand firm in August. Save 9 Singer Joplin September for the one you love. You need to work on your own place in October. Get 14 Bias 1/ 18 119 expert advice in November, and make romantic commitments that month, too. Pay off 15 Freudian topic , 21 .-. —. bills in December, and go for • raise in February. Find the perfect thing for your home 16 Employment in April. ■ 17 Bearlike mammal ?5 76 11 28 18 Doorsill Daily rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 23) 20 Secret agent ?9 30 most challenging. m Today is a 7 — So many invita- 21 Diamond stat " 32 I 35 36 3? tions, so little time. Better turn Aries (March 21-Aprii 19) 23 Blowup letters? 'down a date that would cause 24 Large, extinct ^g> 7IHI.IV IS a 7 - - Do you feel like you to be out late. You won't get 38 ■40 bird *^^^ soaring hut worry about -i lack of nearly as much attention if you have big ' ^fij funds? Don t let financial con- bags under your eyes — not the kind of 25 Not a unanimous « 44 ■~ cerns cramp your style, but don't attention you want, anyway. boxing result . " ' go into debt to get new toys, either. 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APRIL 26, 2001 ITHE BREEZE! 17 SPORTS -tgection T^- the AGONY and the "Ecstasy RLE PHOTtYAni/n-H Tuft the year in photos PILE PHOTtVM«/iioi Mmuifi. Michaelangelo certainly understood the toil and struggle required for success. It would take a master of his caliber to paint an appropriate picture of this season in JMU athletics. JMU football entered the season with a mountain of hopes that was crushed to an anthill under a stomi of injuries, penalties and bounces that just didn't go their way. The women's basketball team limped into their 21MXV01 campaign sporting the dashed hopes that they suffered in a career-ending injury to senior Mandy White. A youthful Dukes squad advanced to the final four of the Women's National Invitation Tournament in their best sea- son since 1995-'%. A week ago, JMU's lacrosse team upset top-seeded U>yola University to take the 2001 Colonial Athletic Association Championship with a team considered by some- to be loo young to play at the same level as List ieat< m*i more venerable squad. The nun's soccer team continued their tradition ot national recognition, t'.irnin^, .1 berth into the NCAA tournament before suffering an early exit at the hands of Si. John's College. The Dukes' 2000 volleyball squad won 12 straight home matches More losing to George Mason University. JMU avenged the loss in the CAA Championship match. The individual IML athlete tasted of the iame i upoJ BUOOBBI th.it many of the team sports did as wrestling, men sand women \ swimming and women's cross country all bnuight C A A titles back to the 'Burg. [he oontfoveny »t the year in |MU sports w,is the pffOpoacd elimination of sev- eral teams. The Hoard of Visitors eventuallv elected to remove scholarship funding from teams instead of tompletly cutting them. i ii i moKVftWvn.s'iui (moving clockwise) Top Left: Senior Earnest Payton cant bear to watch as the Dukes' playoff hopes go down In JMU's 21-2 loss to the University of Richmond on Nov. 11. Top Right: Junior Larissa Daile (#9) and freshman Dana Jones (*13) celebrate with junior Danielle Heinbaugh (center). Above: Junior Kristen Dinisio moves away from a University of Delaware defender in a 10-7 win on March 24. Below: The members of eight athletic teams in jeopardy sit for The Breeze's special Title IX supplement. "The Numbers Game.' Left: Junior Dustin Bowman receives the relay throw for a close play at the plate. The Dukes threw the runner out at home. Above Left: Senior Brandon Wright moves to track down the ball deep in enemy territory. The speedy forward was drafted by Nashville Metros of the MLS. Abov* Middle: Junior Hollie Franklin goes up for a shot against the University of North Carolina-Wilmington. This season Franklin set team records for most blocked shots in a I ltK)T(MiiJ/.u /.I/I me, season and career. KILEPHOMMJIII If, Haft 181 Tin- BREEZE i THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 2 Tfu JIWll tfonors (Program Congratufates (graduates with distinction May 5, 2001* \tcnunnm» A I ■<,..„■.. v ■ nif»r I > ... \f„f _.■. Jriiniftrli.nMcr.llirin Jessica w > on /Jpari NalhHn Harold Seltzer Honon SdioJii Jessica Rose Maths Honors Scholar Honors Scholar llonon scholar ■IWWrnll lun / , ■ The Eflei t Iff a ^ori-impiKt Movement Exvtaatmglm R rm Hospml I mmafy Thmun Bnmtifmj l( ■ ■.'■( h,,ni\ i an IJ '""/»'"»" Sftatt) <<' indersonwlleand Program on the Psychological and Physical DkMUl MlrlWlJ luilllricd. I'M) Etmtra > 'ml War Pram < '.imp* DtoehM Nine) u Nidnta ( PA.PhD Hell-being of Residents of Two Retnement Vm> KMkcriM Slam DhnchM Ka>morHJH>scr. 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SchohH lane Mi/ahelh (.utchhe M mtdDnf/apanmiaJ Sara Mi/ahrth I evrea mmrmPo/icy Honors Scholar Pathologist 1 Rah mum DnchM Steven ^ Owmei iiiii I -.1, hmg Oualmes Preferentialto female aHonaf fam Imt** I oUaglon Athletes DanBCtoi nrend.it Seal Ph D Dh«CM A.hlon Dclmcr Dice Ul D •Students graduating with distinction have completed a senior honors project that demonstrates considerable knowledge in their field of and C ea,IV,ty F r h n0rS SCh arS a d sub ec, area honors students lh honor; IT T / ° ° °' " J - - e senior honors project is the culmination of their has res. IZ 'n^ IS" PrK0JeCt **S T^"8 ^ * ^ mm0T *"* faCU'ty readers' have eamed honors "edit for work* tha, o rig nal d ft'S r h 8 sch°'arsh.p and demonstrating outstanding research or a creative work that shows imagination T THURSDAY. APRIL 26. 2001 I THE BREEZE 119 "We are ready to make a statement in the IC4A championships as a team and as individuals in L- Club of the Month both the sprints and distance events.'' Club tennis ends its sea- ANTHONY WALLACE son by competing in the junior, track learn member National Tournament L-U Lttt Urn 21 SM story twlow Breeze^Athletes of the Yeatrx JW\^JSLJL Kelvin <1i ~ RCIA i^lL ■^JTOYCE! adine ORGA ^ ^CLV She flat-out has the ability to take over a game. to a 23-10 overall record, second place in both the Plenty of Atlantic 10 defenders know this 5- For the first few weeks of 2lXX», it was uncer- Several games this season, sophomore for- CAA regular season and CAA tournament and a foot-7-inch tailback's name. They've been watch- tain whether or not Joyce would reach the hailed ward Nadine Morgan had a quiet first half and semifinals appearance in the Women's National ing him run away for four years. milestone. Heat induced cramps prevented him people thought she was having an "off day." She Invitation Tournament. Senior Delvin Joyce ended his four seasons at from playing an entire game for several weeks. then came out in the second half and dominated, The team's tri-captain was named to the All- JMU by etching himself forever into the record Joyce leaves Harrisonburg with 1,260 rushing helping her team win many close games, espe- CAA first team and the CAA All-Tournament books. School records weren't going to be enough yards, 1,009 receiving yards and 18 career touch- cially down the stretch. team. She was also named to the Virginia Sports to contain this Martinsville native, though. downs in the purple and gold. Morgan led the Dukes this season in scoring Information Department's All-State second On November 18, Joyce became the second These are the contributions of a player who with 13.1 points per game, led the team in team. Morgan was chosen by teammates as the player in the storied history of college football to four years ago showed up on then coach Alex rebounding with 70 rebounds per game and set a team's Most Valuable Player and to receive the accumulate 1,000 yards each in rushing, receiv- Wood's doorstep looking for a place to play. school record for free throws made (124) and free Leadership Award, for her leadership on and ing, kick returns and punt returns. The only other Great things apparently do come in small throws attempted (188). The Stone Mountain, Ga. off the court. player to accomplish the feat was Glyn Milbum at packages. native helped guide the women's basketball team —Drew Wilson, assistant sports editor Stanford University in 1998. —Travis Clingenpeel, sports editor LACROSSE Dukes bring home conference title JMU wins second straight CAA championship, third in four years BY CHRIS BAST we have hung our heads. We told ourselves this will not happen; cessful season contributing writer we will not be disgraced on this field," she said. For her performance, Corradini was named MVP of the tourna- It was more of the same for the women's lacrosse team on The Dukes did not lie down, and the momentum began to slow- ment and was joined on the All-Tournament team by Staedt. In the Sunday as the Dukes brought home their second straight CAA ly swing their way as Corradini was able to hold Loyola to only one two games against two top national teams, Corradini recorded 24 Championship, their third in four years, by upsetting loyola goal the rest of the half, and JMU offense got on the board with saves and only allowed nine goals in 120 minutes of play. Corradini University 6-5 at Richmond's Cary Field. Going into the game, three goals of its own. Sophomore Lisa Staedt scored two goals and was also named All-CAA Second Team goalkeeper for her per- Ixjyola was ranked number two in the country and was seeded first junior Kristen Dinisio added another with an assist from Staedt. formance during the regular season. Besides the play of Corradini in the CAA tournament. JMU was ranked 13th in the nation but "On both sides we were able to do what we needed to win," in goal, JMU relied heavily upon the play of midfielder Staedt. was seeded third for the CAA tournament. Corradini said of the comeback. "We played as a team and backed Staedt, who earlier had been named a First Team All-CAA mid- Senior Michelle Xurfluh's goal with 47 seconds left in regula- each other up." fielder, had an assist and three goals, including the eventual game- tion broke a 5-5 tie and secured the comeback victory for JMU. JMU went into halftime down by one, but they had taken the winner in the match with W&M and netted two goals and two With the game winding down, JMU had possession of the ball initiative, and l-oyola seemed to be struggling. l*ss than four min- •Mllti in the comeback win against Ixjyola. for three minutes before coach Jennifer Uhehla called in the win- utes into the second half, Zurfluh scored her first goal to tie the The Dukes have two more games before beginning NCAA tour- ning play. It was a play they had run previously in the game, game at four, and five minutes later senior Mindy l.eher gave the nament play and will face the new number two team in the coun- and with less than a minute to go, the Dukes decided to try it Dukes the lead with a goal of her own. With less than ten minutes try, Duke University, today at 4 p.m. Then they travel to play third- again in a last minute chance to break the tie. The team then exe- remaining in the game, Loyola ended their 26-minute scoring ranked Georgetown University before finally beginning the NCAA cuted then version ol a givc-and-go with Zurfluh. and she was drought and tied the game, hul Auitluh -■ game winning g.»aJ tournament May 10. able to score with only seconds remaining. ended all speculation of overtime and sent JMU home with the title 'These next games are huge. If we can knock one of those teams "It was awesome," Zurfluh said of her winning goal. "We and an automatic berth in the NCAA tournament. off, we can hopefully be in the top eight and be a home team in the had gotten the defense very complacent, and they just weren't The Dukes, whose last postseason loss came to Princeton tournament," Zurfluh said. Though games with two of the top ready for it." University in the 2000 NCAA semifinals, had a more difficult three teams in the country loom ahead, the Dukes seem confident Things did not always go JMU's way. Loyola jumped to a path to the CAA crown than they will in this year's national and feel they have proven themsek M quick 3-0 lead within the first 2:18 of the game, and it looked tournament. In order to earn the right to face highly touted "[We need to| focus on the task at hand and stick to our game like it was going to be | long day for senior goalkeeper Loyola, the Dukes first had to defeat another national top ten plan like this weekend. The other teams have stuff to worry about," Jennifer Corradini. team, The College of William & Mary. In the CAA semifinal it Corradini said. "This year has been a huge learning experience for "Right when they scored, coach called a time out and gave us was JMU who jumped out to the early lead by scoring three all of us. There were points where we could have given up. Now, focus," Corradini said. She added that Uhehla was emotional in the goals in the first 11 minutes and by scoring the first five goals everyone is really excited; we have nothing to lose." time out and was able to get her message across to the team very of the game. Corradini held the Tribe scoreless for the first 45 Zurfluh agreed, "At the beginning we were too concerned effectively She reiterated the fact that in order for them to come minutes of the game but then the Tribe mounted a ferocious with winning and we got away from having fun. I have never away with a win, they needed to have possession. comeback that resulted in four goals in the waning minutes of been in such a roller-coaster season It helped me deal with a "We followed our game plan and, slowly but surely, chipped the game before time finally ran out and sent the Dukes to the lot of adversity." away," Zurfluh said. "We needed to possess the ball — defense is championship game. After the tournament, the Dukes improved to 10-6 overall and their weakest link." "I think that this weekend we looked at it like we had nothing moved to no. 11 in the national rankings. W&M (8 6) dropped to Zurfluh also said that although the quick 3-0 deficit could have to lose. We played very well this weekend and we are playing real- ninth and Loyola (12-2) fell two spots to fourth. been demoralizing to the team, they were able to gather themselves ly ... well now," Corradini said. "We have everything to look forward to," Corradini said, "and and respond "In the past few games when we we've been down Zurfluh echoed her sentiments, "CAAs really helped it be a suc- nothing to lose." iBflCK JMU track ahead of competition BY KATHLEEN REUSCHLE not all just about the good times ... there are On the men's side. Fox won the 3,000- siqff writer some hard times. Times that you ask your- meter steeplechase in 9:04.73. Sophomore Phil "These guys are warriors," men's track self, 'Why am I doing this?' This is part of Acosta placed second in the 100-meter in coach Bill Walton said "They are the people the growing process. It closely resembles 10.83. Junior Roscoe Coles placed second in you would want to go to battle with. They how life works " the 200-meter in 21.67 Sophomore John aren't wannabes ... people that want to be Things are coming together for the team Fraser placed third in the 1300-meter in good. They go out there and they are good. " now, as they head into their official track sea- 3:52.57. Junior Michael Smith placed second Coming off Ihe indoor season, the men's son for the next eight weeks. in the 5.000-meter in 14:31.83. Sophomore track team had 12 All American honors, "We are ready to make a statement in the Dwight Norris placed third in the 110 high seven NCAA level competitors, seven ath- IC4A championships as a team and as indi- hurdles in 14.76. Wallace placed second in the letes placing first or second in the viduals in both the sprints and distance long jump in 7.15.4 meters. Intercollegiate Association of Ameteur events," junior Anthony Wallace said. He says l urrently the 4xl00-meter relay team is Athletes of America, 18 All-East honors and he is looking to qualify for nationals at next tied for first in the IC4A with East Carolina individuals setting 13 school records. week's Penn Relays and hopes to win the University while the 4x400-meter relay team This outdoor season, senior Jason Long IC4A long jump competition. remains in first place. is already currently ranked eighth in the The coaching staff is currently working For now, the Penn Relays, the JMU nation in the 1,500-meter and senior Mike with one of the most talented groups they Invitational, IC4As, ECACs and the NCAA Fox is ranked ninth in the 3,000-meter have seen since the early '90s. Fox, Long, championship meet are opportunities to steeplechase. Senior Ben Cooke said he is Cooke, Wallace and junior Eric Post all unleash the strength that has accumulated looking to qualify for nationals in the have a clear shot at the national meet, over the season. 5,000-meter, and senior David Spiller said according to Walton. "The guys all have very hard, lofty goals. he is also hoping to qualify for the 5,000- "This is a very special part of the season," They are not shy about competing against the meter as well as the 10,000-meter. On the Walton said. "There are a couple guys who best," Walton said. "Right now all the pieces women's team, junior Mollie have to make a jump to qualify for nationals, are there, but the puzzle has yet to be put DeFranscesco and freshman Cindy and they have the ability to do it." together But we are on target to do the things Dunham are on the NCAA provisional list The women's track team is also looking we've talked about . we are looking at being for the 3,000-meter steeplechase and are ahead to its championship schedule and are one of the top programs in the Bait ranked 23rd and 29th, respectively. focused on making a strong showing at the "People do a turnaround and figure out Seniors Heather Manscom and Seun ECAC championships which will be held at that they want to be competitive and do Agustus are on the list as well for the Princeton University on May 18. According well," Harris aaJd. "They begin to take MtM 10,000-meter and long jump. to coach Gwen I larris, every year there are a to get there, and that's really rewarding. The team's success is special because tremendous number of athletes who qualify People start working hard and it gets conta- many of them have had to start from scratch for the NCAAs at this meet. gious. Those are the things that are exciting due to injury. Having an accomplished col- Last weekend, both teams competed at the about coaching. This doesn't always hap- lege running career is a feat itself. Running CAA championships pen, but when it does, it's awesome. The at an NCAA level after a stint with pool run- Senior Keisha Banks won the 800-meter individuals speak for themselves." ning and physical therapy presents another in 2:10.31 and placed third in the 1500- The |MU invitational will be May 11-12 at dimension to the sport. meter in 4:29.42. Agustas won the long Bridgeforth Stadium. Teams competing "It's great to see them progress ... they jump with a mark of 642.8 meters, and include Syracuse University, Penn State MELISSA NAMttAJtoninhuimnphtioitrupher are not the same [people] as they started out placed third in the 100-meter hurdles in University, Seton 1 tail University, Junior Laurie Burke Jogs around the track during prac- as," Walton said. "To see people struggle 14.79. Defranscesco placed third in the Georgetown University, Bucknell University, tice at Brfdgeforth Stadium. Burke competes In the and make advances ... every single one of 5,000-meter in 17:47.69. Senior Carin Ward University of Virginia, the College of William 400-meter, 500-meter and 800-meter eventt. them has faced that. They realize that it's placed third in the 10,000-meter in 37.28.70. & Mary, Virginia Tech and Duke University. i • j-* »-»•»-•« 20 |THK BRKK/KITHI RSDAV. APRIL 26. 2001 SPORTS MEN'S TENNIS POR B • E • A Dukes survive one Archers on target BY PATRICK SIIKO The archery team won all contributing writer Anderson 8-4. UNC-W's Brown fought out four divisions of individual Then, the winds of change the close second set. With a competition and also won the nail-biting score of 6-6, Men's lentil hM boen as began to blow. women's Olympic bow learn unpredictable1 .is (he weather in The teams advanced into Malcolm finally earned a title at the Battle of Bull Run the 'linr>; this spring. single play, where Lux point for the win. The Dukes finished off knocked off Todd Weinstein 6- "It all came down to our April 21, in Manassas. their season last weekend in 1,6-1 at no. I, At no. 2, Rosado number six man," coach Steve Senior Rhonda Shaner, jun- Richmond after competing beat Lee Bailey 6-3, 6-3. The Secord said. "He's a freshman, iors Sharon Ryder and Mike in the CAA Men's Tennis Duke 's domination continued so we didn't really know what Williams, and sophomore Championships with a few as Mendricksen defeated to expect from him in this situ- Brad Fiala were the winners in ation." surprises. individual competition. In the first round, fourth- Going into the match, the seeded JMU defeated fifth -«- re.ilitv set in for the rookie. seed University of North "I realized the magnitude of Men's golf finish fifth Carolina — Wilmington 4-3. If I would have lost... the match. If I would have lost, But the victory over the that would have been the we would have lost the whole The men's golf team fin- Seahawks was more chal- match, and that would have ished fifth out of the six teams lenging than anticipated. end of the season. been the end of the season," competing at the CAA Cham- Malcolm said. The Dukes had to battle from pionships April 20-22 in behind after losing two con- — Colin Malcolm "But the guys came over, secutive doubles matches. freshman tennis plaver gave me that extra support, Williamsburg. The Dukes shot "We really thought we were and I pulled out the win. It a 303-296-308 — 907. going to win the doubles tour- IVM .i gre.it way to end fresh Sophomore Chris Lilly led nament," captain Andrew Lux, man year." JMU with an 11th place finish a junior, said. "Instead, we had Franceschina at no. 3. The men defeated the with a 76-71-76 —223. a really bad sUri' But when it seemed the Seahawks 4-3 earlier in the sea son as well. Sophomore Michael men were steamrolling their Four Dukes make All-CAA Mendricksen and freshman way to a victory, the Seahawks Because of the regul.ir Ml Colin Malcolm fell to UNC- swooped in to steal both the son victory, Secord's expecta- tennis team W's Josh Franceschina and four and five llnglea tions were high going into the Mauro Difilippo, 8-2, while Tied 3-3, the fate of the tc.im championship match. Four tennis players were Scott Curry and Rob Brown remained in Malcolm's hands. "Before the match, I told I 111. mill ' ::.i 1P^ Carousel r*"^ Stained Harrisonburg I Glass & Gifts Unitarian Universalists "'.*..*■>' Service 10:30 A.M. - Visitors Welcome! Customized Stained Glass & Stained Glass Supplies We respei I the inherent NtW! C0LL€6IAT€ Phone: 867-0073 mirth ami dignity of every STAIN£D 6LASS PANtLS ROM M; 5 nil. 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Sophomore Colin Deschamps gquaBhm placed second and junior Mart Successful club team earns Club of the Month honors for April Thompson third with times of The eauestrian team had 1 .-09:55 and 1:12:54, respectively. four riders qualify for BY DANIEL BOWMAN ( noHna Chapel Hill to compete. "Although the guy*' team WMTt'l Their times, combined witn staff writer "UNC was great," sophomore .is successful, we gave 111) percent Nationals, which will be held in sophomore Bryan Hickman's Competing in Ihe blistering heat Mehdi Djadali said. "Everything and played like a team I here s no Conyers, Ga. at the Olympic eighth place finish at 1:21:55, Stadium. of the Texas sun and cleaning up was fun about it. The drive down, "I" in team." helped the team win the colle- the Convocation Center, the men ■tai Ing at the hotel and hanging out They also made a weekend trip Juniors Elizabeth Bearer, giate team division. with my teammates. Driving the van to the University of Austin in TeXAJ Kate McCall and Maria Sinopoli and women of the club tennis team earned the honor of being named was another experience in itself and senior Jennifer Milligan all for a national tennis tournament. Baseball Club Sport of the Month by the though." After placing in the Gold Division qualified and are ranked in the top 16 in the country for thoir Sports Club Council. on day one at the tournament by This past weekend, the finishing third overall, the team respective divisions. Juniors Sarah and Chrissy Rainey. baseball club team traveled to twin sisters on the team, both said ended the weekend seventh out of North Carolina to play the they felt very fulfilled by being named We're hoping to compete 16 teams. Women's Volleyball University of North Carolina club of the month "Tev.is v\,i>. ,i great experience and Wake Forest University. "It was a great feeling," S Rainey, again in the national that I will never forget," ( Rainey The women's volleyball club On Saturday, they won 15-4 the team's president, said. "I have put said. "We got to compete from team played in the national over Wake Forest and split a a lot of hard work into the club and so tournament in Texas. schools all across the US, trom the championships in Kansas City, doubleheader with UNC has the rest of my team." University of Colorado to the Mo. last weekend and placed in — Chrissy Rainey "Last month I would ask Sarah junior club tennis player University of Illinois." the silver division. The team Field Hockey everyday — 'when is voting for Rainey said, "Basically we will Jo lost to Colorado University, the sports club of the month?'" C. the same stuff as this year. We're hop- University of Florida and the The field hockey club attend- Rainey, match coordinator, said. ing to compete again in the national University of Southern ed the spring tournament at the "And then the other night she woke Sophomore Ben Maturo, vice pres- tournament in Texas. We'll just have California but they defeated the University of Maryland this me up to tell me we had won. It ident of the club next year, also felt to do community service and fund University of Georgia and weekend The team placed was great; I was glad all of our that while driving the van was no pic- raiting (0 railf money for our team North Carolina State University third out of 24 teams after losing determination paid off." nic, the overall trip was fun. to travel. I am just so happv that I can before getting knocked out by to Salisbury State University, During the month, the team trav- , 'The girls' team still managed to come back and be a part of this club Michigan State University. which won the tournament. eled to The University of North kick butt, going 8-5," Msaturo said. for another year." Must Present Cupon ; $1.00 Off !Med or Large ! Blizzard ! Treat i 533 University Blvd. • 574-3072 Good Only at Port Road Dairy Queen • Not Valid w/ any Other Specials 1825 S. Main St.-574-3178 iniVerutu/ Health C enter hfirrfl beginning Men. May mi nMfdtff-Fridtof 7tb to /Jugust titid. All current students who are registered for fall semester are eligible for summer services. 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Monlpelier also uses illustrators on a slory-by-story (as needed) basis. Show the slofl your illustration/drawing portfolio to be placed on the list of freelancers. 22 |THE BREEZE THi RSDAY.APRII 26. 2001 SPORTS Women's Men's tennis ends BASEBALL tennis season at .500 loses four MI \ x fnmpagtX unship marked the end of Rosado's collegiate career m ten ill.™ I expe< t.xl them to n in In the ins However, experience* like seniors end, the) really came through and lliis one have been both memo- won it Secord said rable and enjoyable for the worn V't li ge20 lu nok hing tins v\ in .ig.nnst Mexican native. losing four graduating Minor-, this l \i u the men advanced mi.. "We've had some greal year, including Puppo, Dalton, the -. mifinala .ig.nnsi the top- moments these four years," Rosado Culley and Sarah Cranson leeded K.ims of Virginia siid. "Playing tennis for |MU was Although these playail will be i ommonwealth University the best experience I've ever had." )',r.-.iii\ muMd In* team htadi VCU, which has won the taal As a team, the men finished into next Maaoii with .1 van strong five c A \ title*, defeated |MU their season 10-10. group of women in .1 4 0 shut,uit An additional four scheduled "We will have to slip up next 'Yk >ii.i nol reall) have ,1 home matches were canceled due year and play great tennis wild the chance," Lux aaid. "We did lose, lo weather foramli, These match- loss of our senior-. However, 1 but we left the tournament play es were never rescheduled. think lh.it we have in.' talent and Ins well." "It was unfortunate because the ability to have a verv successful I ux vv.i-- named to the All- ■am** were at home, and the guys season." Michaux sud C'AA lirsl team in single-, .liter do well at home," Secord said. The team has planned .in compiling .1 17 S record as Despite llu-scheduling mishaps. end-ofthe se.ison banquet for |MI I number one single-, p|a) ihe li'.im's outlook remains positi\ ,- this Kriday. er. Lux also earned All-CAA lor ihe next season. "I am very proud of the way doubles second team honor-- .is "Even though our season just we played together this liasrm. he and Rosado combined to go ended. I'm always looking for- and I have no doubt that our team < i Rosado attained All-CAA ward lo a new season," Secord second team status in both sin- will be great next ve.ir I cannot -.ml The next couple of ye.irs 4M1HI » HITS ,™,«|*,»„tmpi, wait to come back and watch them glea and double* Ha went 13-10 will be a little different .is the RUNNING HOME! Sophomore second baseman Mitch Rigsby tries to beat the ball play in the future." Puppo arid m smiles action young guys continue lo grow to home plate. 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With the final days of 3uick bite from the nximing snack cart by another year at |MU just a few exams away, ane Showker, and more renovations to our perhaps the question is: favorite D-hall are on the horizon "What didn't happen this The university's change and expansion year?" is reflected in JMU's new logo, designed by A riotous welcome back professor of graphic design kicked off the 2000-2001 Trudy L. Cole-Zielanski, fea- school year, as 20 were arrest- turing the face of James ed and several injured at the Madison. Passers-by on cam- now infamous Forest Hills pus will aM this logo on the party Aug. 25. The purple signs identifying the Hafrisonburg Police buildings, including the Department dispersed the newest S23.6 million B AI 2,000-strong crowd while in building which officially not m'jr and gas masks, opened Aug. 21. prompting response from the The construction contin- |MIJ administration, the ued with the five level park Student ('.ovemment — J ■ ing deck scheduled to open at Association and the ■■ the start o! the fall semcMi r 1 lalrrisonburg community. Of the 4W spots, 2°7 will be rhe much-hyped incident allocMed to students. This left all sides brainstorming ways additional parking will be to address and prevent future much needed considering ., .nilu 2IHHI fh n 1 ige 2I ehM the Leslie George Memorial I und and pro* ids the fin.il decision came on information on eating disor- March 2\ when tin- Board of ders. IMU u>st several other Victors unanimously divided members oi its community to adopt Bourne B recommend- Including, most recently, hon- ed two tienvl structure, elimi- ors graduate Sara Vakovak, Get awj Feeus ideas fer nating schol- who died of ■irship turul leukemia ing for 12 ol -«- IMU will Ml s 28 var- This year at JMU was bid farewell sity sports and good luck teams really great. to its graduat next fall? While the „ ... « ingseniorson sports beams —Robbie (arman M,U 5 are still with KNOT 'This v.Mr us, JMU has Bt IMU was experienced » really great," tragu l<*.s this senior Robbie year in September, sophomore Carman said." I was able to l esUe * ieorge lost her battle i'ti)«'v -ill the things you should with anorexia and bulimia, eii)ov vour senior year and prompting eating disordei focus on what's important It's awareness acth itieson cam- kind of sad so be leaving, hut €all Danielle at x6729 pus This Man hi < leorsje's it's also exciting to get into the sorority. Sigma Sigma Sigma, real world and see all your sponsored Ins 1 lalcewalk friends moving on to bigger Carnival .it th.1 Festival to ben- and better things." REMAINING UNITS • 4 BR HOME .S. HIGH ST. • 3 BR APT. S. MAIN ST. • 2 BR APT. .S. MAIN ST. 487-4057 434-3509 THURSDAY, APRII 26. 20011 THE BKKK/.KI25 "It was kind of different doing something thai you normally do L Classic compositions behind closed doors in front of Great American classical composer four or five hundred people." comes back lo life with the release of JIMMY BONNE I four famous film scores. Art of Kissing participant iSWLIZ See story below See story below Summer rays, Think you're a O summer reads It's that time of year again. ♦J^good kisser? The looming four-month break will be full of things to do: summer jobs, internships, family vacations, parties and even reading. To me, sum mer is a time of leisure reading. There are no more 'Art of Kissing'author says think again textbooks, no more reading assignments and no BY BECCA W()RTHINGT(>N enthusiasm somewhere sive role-playing: a barber more swallowing two acts of Shakespeare in the contributing writer between brazen unbashful- shop Seduction, a dentist's space of two days. I'm free to read at my own I:\IT\1HKI\ 'A.lilt"- It' he ,t ness and I'm gonna wel mi office, in the «,ir lo\ ing, a pace, anywhere I wanf. gcxxd kisser. So it was no sur- pants nervousness atudent-tea< her scenario, So as the last days wind down and "All Things prise that K Ballrix>m was Audience members even a Aral part) orgy with I iterary" closes shop for the summer, let me offer packed Sunday night, with seemed to half expect Marvin everyone on tin- door There some of my own suggestions of books you might people smooshed together in Gaye'a I its Get H On" to was anything <\nd every- enjoy. Now there won't be some silly chcvkhst or the aisles .mil OMUM their CODM pulsing out »'! Ihe thing ih,it sour mind could reflective essays due on Aug. 27; these are merely neiks, perched on top of speakers Instead, the choke conjure up .is ,i variation ot suggestions. You can take all of them, some of them lables in the back. theme song ot ihe puckering tin- kiss, from tender to or even none of them. I must admit, you won't find William Cane, author extravaganza was Prince B funny to downright violent. many non-fiction works here, simply because of tm "The Art of Kissing'* and high pitched pleading, "I just "It it's done right, it's negative tendency to associate non-fiction with text- smoocher extraordinaire WM want your extra lime and bliss, c .in, said about (he books (hey, we all have some, don't we?). I usually giving Up-locking lessons vour ki iss.' to the beat of .HI ol In tu h kissing "If it's save the summer for fiction simplv because it allows "This is ,i kissing show I done w rong. its lite threat- me to exercise my imagination. It's like a vacation loi want it to be romantic in ening.'* To Illustrate, he the mind. All of these books are pretty well known here, so let's kill the lights,' -« described the charming and available at any bookstore One said. If it's done right, it's mating process performed Below are several enjoyable books I hope will "You'll leave here know- in the grass huts ot the add some flavor to the typical day on the beach or ing ^1 different new kisses bliss. If it's done wrong, South Pacifk where a eon the after-work evening. ami you'll know new tech- pie remains m squatting "Cold Mountain" by Charles Frazier — What niques." Cane said in his it's life-threatening. position while they bite is so amazing about this deep, linguistic novel is introductory speech In the — William Cane each other until blood is that it is 1 T.i/uT | hrst published work. The story drawn, pull oul chunks of next hour ho covered the lecturing on the art al French kits'tlg concerns Inman, a wounded Confederate soldier "how-to's" of styles such as each others h.nr and final- who one day up and leaves the hospital where he upside-down kissing, electric ly gnaw oil each others' is recuperating. He travels thnwgh the war-torn kissing, butterfly kissing .ind eyelashes South toward his lover, Ada, who is having trouble something called lip-o-suc- which the volunteers demon- The overall lesson was ,is managing their farm The bulk of the novel is an tion, with encouraged spe- strated a rock 'n' roll kiss educational as it was enter odyssey of pain, danger and faint hope as Inman cialties like biting, mint- Did you know thai ,»\v in taming t ane s.n.1 his reason comes across everyone from fugitive slaves t<' swapping and spanking. three people like to keep tor sharing such Intense lihid- witches, all the while evading a lethal group of He was aided by eight their eyes open when thev inal knowledge with college bounty hunters tracking him down for deserting student demonstrators, four kiss? Or that 80 percent of crowds at.loss the country is the Confederacy For anyone taking a trip to North BECKY GABRIEUuuff fthtingrafhrr men and four women, who women prefer the Kid to increase the quantity and Carolina or any mountain-ridden region, the envi- boy?" Cane presented the Above, two couples demonstrate the various volunteered and rehearsed the quality of your kissing ronment will help evoke the surreal and lush Ian audience with a dazzling kissing skills and styles they learned from the before the show. The while you're here and alter guage that makes "Cold Mountain" a wonderful teachings of William Cane, author of "The Art smooch-happy people on .irr.n of such statistics, .is you graduate " Ihe audience work of literature. of Kissing." Below, the eight volunteers illus- Stage '"eluded three real-life well as pointers and insights seemed to lap up his gener- "A History of (.od" by Karen Armstrong — trate Cane's detailed narration on the tech- couples and one pair of into the sexually e*k [ted ous .uh let after he said, "I'm Religion, to say the least, is a complex and extremely niques of butterfly kissing, electric kissing and friends. They illustrated mind. "When it reels e» nui doing this so you can make personal aspect of society. Religion-centered works upside-down kissing among others. Cane cov- Cane's detailed narration atingly good 2 percent of yOUI partners moan." today are hard to find because often times they are ered the "how to's" of specialties like biting, with a variety of settings, people even cry," Cane said. Cane encouraged audi- used more as a form of propaganda than as a source spanking and mint-swapping. techniques and a level of To accompany the infor- of intellectual knowledge. Armstrong's book seems mation flow, there was e\ ten s.v TOXGUE, ;«x«* 28 to dispel some myths in a factual history of the three primary monotheistic religions in today's aodelv Judaism, Christianity and Islam. "A I listory of Cod" doesn't preach to the reader It presents a chronolog- 'Summer' splendor ical depiction of the evolution of religion, from the polytheism of ancient times to the CCmrnonalH) of atheism today. Though at times a bit dense with facts Stratford Players successfully and historical names, a cursory reading helps the 9 reader to understand how each of the three religions present 50s spin of classic tale developed over time and how important they are to H\ KELLY SCOTI sleeps with an ass. those who follow them. stall writer Shakespeare's hilarious situa- Escape to a world of mixed-up tions, insults and innuendoes loven and knavish fairies, a place fully come across when seen m where subconscious desires mav performance unleash all in "A Midsummer Senior Paul Gebb, who plays Night's Dream " Demetrius, said of Shakespvares Ihe Stratford liners talented text, "If you understand ... and fol- AH Things cast made ihe audience roar with low (he language, it will tell you laughter at some ot the most what to do on stage Literary comedic situations „, Shakc-s|vare Chiusano chose the more tradi- under student director Tara tional proscenium stage over the t ill PHTJTU/Smh Hen t hJusano, a |unior typical Shakespearian thrust stage Freshman Elise Boyd holds back sophomore Tim Bambara from Chiusano converted the play because "I like having a scene senior Paul Gebb In A Midsummer Night's Dream." Into a l°S(>s theme, making the you're looking into.*' Chiusano Sophomore William C. by allowing herself to enjoy by senior writer 17th century play even easier to said she wanted the sp.u e .< Howard lived up to the boister- some ot Demetrius' fawning relate to proscenium stage allowed in Ihe Zak Salih ous and crude itandardi m his and wooing Once Ihe characters set up the Theatre II building. portrayal ol the character Bottom "Now thai I have an audience to love quadrangle She said she chose to do in such .i likeable way th.it he play with, ii s «i lot more tun." between Herrnla, —££ couldn't help but win the audi "The English I'ltient" by Michael Ondaalje — Shakepsea re lenkins said I \ sender, ence's affection (.ebbs Demetrius undergoes The mm ic vv.isastounding, but the book that it *\.i-. Demetrius and because "The Ian / love big audience Junior fenny Jenkins per- a wonderful transformation from based on is, in every sense of the word, incredible. I lelena, the mis guage is beauti- Almost every sentence is lush and ripe like a sweet participation plays ful. It's funny; I formed up to Helena's greatest caring about looking good to car chief, mayhem potential as she ranged from the ing lor she who looks good. fruit and the plot is a hazy intermingling of memo and resolution love his come- rics and passions I he patten! *>l the novel's title is and I love fairies. dies. I love big most pitiable love sick school girl I le Marts "lit the pla) .is a created by invisi- who oilers herself up as piep s, hOOl boy I .ebb said \s a Hungarian cartographtr who IgnlkM .in affair ble lairies during -TaraChiusano ^Z^u Demetrius's dog, to a purely dia he travels deeper and deeper with the wile ol one of his colleagues This all lakes the young lovers' , , , .■ , nation pl.nsand I gusted shrew who feels everyone Into the woods, he realizes he ' place in his memories while, in the present, a night in Ihe " love I..,,,c is playing a trk k on her loves 1 lelena " • Canadian nurse in an Italian villa cares Kir the man I com- The actors » Jenkins said of Helena, Senior I eaha Boachen also during the aftermath of World War II. The novel i~ mences used the audi "Sometimes vou're just like, 'whv talked about how her character fairly short and a quick read for anyona who anjo) I Add in the local village work- ence through eye contact, gi\ ing don't you fust give it up. sister"' Hippolyta differs from the fairy ' spectacular writing. men trying to practice a play In out flowers and carrying the bill she keeps going " queen she also plays, lltanla, The ('.round Beneath Her Feel" by Salman the same woods, end you've got action into the center aisle. Some productions will have Who lues in the woods. Rushdie — Gargantuan though it may look. mixed up love potions. Ram bo The Stratford Players kept | Helena st.i\ angry with lit.mi.i is trying to portray Rushdie's latest work is a perfect example of how- fighting fames Dean, boys fight- fast pace which kept Ihe audi Demetriua until the lovers wake Hippolyta's suppressed desires m enjoyable his magical realism can be A rock n roll ing for girls, girls lighting lor ence awake and laughing with up the next dav. lenkins gave an retelling of the myth of Orpheus and Euiydlce, boys ana ■» fairy queen who their endearing and on target j \IRiES,page29 OrmusC'ama and Vina Aps.ir.iare Indian musicians perform.! nee. extra dimension lo her character who struggle though history to become great n.k stirs. What is wonderful about this book is the char .uters and the humorous musical puns Rushdie lit- CD evokes a score of emotions ters throughout the text. "The ('.round Beneath I Icr Feet" is less religiously-centered than some ol his BY JESS GLADIS show at the Hall l*harma«\ In them during his tmie I leavy, con- previous works (including "The Satanic V staff writer 1939. Copland captures the tinuous rhythms ol "The steel , but it still manages to confront the cultural rilt Although Aaron Copland, one essence of "The Chinese Mill" accurately represent the between List and West of America's greatest dassh al Medicine Man" using more monotonous flow of the industrial "The Last Temptation of Christ" by Nikos composers, died in 1990, his music- Eastern, irregular melodies, atmosphere during the '30l and Ka/ant/akis — Though there has bean COntfOVaf- has been brought back to life in an rhythms and xylophone trie kits -liK { upland even interjects his sy surrounding this novel and the subsequent album featuring four of this musi- Progressing from the stirring wild, busy melodies with "The film by Martin Scorsese, I feel comfortable sug cal genius' film scores. Containing and swirling woodwinds ol Somber of the t tty,' using soft, gesting this work to those readers who aren t newly released recordings previ- "The Witch's Cauldron" to the legato dynamics ^t\d minor afraid to question and wonder The main problem ously held in the Library of intense, rhythmic question and melodies to musically portray the that various groups have had with this book is the Congress, Crlluhnd Copland: World answer sessions between bells, disguised emptiness of the dry liberties it takes with the story ol lesus Christ Premier FOm Music brims with brass and wood blocks m and its people Ka/anl/akis .oncentrates on the humanity as orchestral elegance and sound- "African Voodoo," "From Though these tWOSUiteS are tlie opposed to the spirituahtv ot the man I hs K-sus track brilliance. Sorcery to Science" concocts a album's most notable and creative, is afraid of the sacrifice he must make and is in The four suites performed by magical blend of mystery and The Cunningham Slorv and constant torment from his conflicting leclings the Eos i 'i» lu-stra, "From Sorcery charm. And to top ofl the musi The North Star" also reveal MXARl" His final temptation is tin- temptation ot the com to Science," "The City." "Ihe cal mirage, Copland finishes i uplands undeniable talent for monplace, the temptation lo balk away from Ccltuliod Copland features four Cunningham story and "The with his boldly patriotic and evoking human emotion through shouldering the world's problems and living Ihe film scores by Aaron Copland, a North Star," introduce a side of characteristic American sound musk Vivacious and full ol aur life of a normal man Ibis is perhaps the moal great American classical compos- Copland's creative composition.il in "March of the Americas prises, Copland captures the human, three dimensional description ol the icli er. Although Copland died In genius many have never before In another compelling suite. essence ot stovt brewing witches gious figure ever committed to the page and I 1990, the new release contains experienced. "The City," Copland captures and volatile dt) occupants while recordings previously held in the honor Ka/anl/akis for his bravery and intille, lu "From Sorcery to Science" urban and industrial landscapes maintaining his beautiful composi- Library of Congress. al inventiveness was composed for a puppet and the people that inhabited tional t l.i i r 261 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY. APRIL 26, 2001 STYLE * SHRINK MONT* CAMP & CONFERENCE CENTER Shrine Mont Camp and Conference Center, located in Orkney Springs, Virginia is seeking seasonal staff. Applications are being accepted for the following positions: APRIL 26 cS5b HOUSEKEEPERS — Clean cottages and hotel style rooms on a crew with other employees. 8:00 am - 4:30 pm and weekends as needed. Pay Rate: $6.75 per hour + tips. (TODAY) FOOD SERVICE — Work a variety of assignments including dishwashing, food preparation, baking and clean-up of kitchen equipment. Schedule will require early mornings, late evenings, weekends and holidays. 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V Summer sessions start May 16 and June 27 Alexandria • Annandalo • Loudoun • Manaases • Woodbridge northern virgin! ommunity college Thanks to the following members of the Class of 2001 who pledged to the Senior Class Challenge. You are all invited to the celebration party on April 26, 2001 at the Biltmore with food and drink specials just for YOU!!! Mina Adibpour Ryan Clarke Abby Green Sara Kennedy Kimberty O'Bier Victor Smith Jeffrey Ahrens Laura Clayton Cary Green Jason Kerrigan Carrie Oglesby Jason Stick Alicea Amburn Tim Cline Taryn Grove Leila Kessler Megan Olesky Nicholas Stimola Staci Angel Kelly Clmgempeel Peler Guellnitz Deborah Kinch Lonen Onderdonk Nicole Stone Joseph Antoni Jennifer Cohen Jenny Hall Isaac King Christina Pagano Mark Sullivan Asheley Ashbndge Kimberly Sweet I aura Corswandt Brooke Hansel! 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Still want to pledge... Contact the SCC @ 568-3174 for more information. I I I STYLE THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 2001 I THE BREEZE 127 Bands end on sunny note "Sunday Afternoon in the Park" features concert bands at Convo BY JERI MOSER School of Music. the Xylophone staff writer compiled by JEHI MOStR Students in the Wind According to Rooney, Before the cheers of grad- Symphony, Symphonic Band the concert's highlights The *rrfu) jojgeJr uation are heard and after and Concert Band will take will Include "Africa" by the sounds of bouncing bas- Poetry Reading Thu.. 3 -5 p.m. part in the concert along Robert W Smith, "Blue ketballs die away, the with two faculty members Shades" by Frank Tichelli Salj ul 7 CD Release: Sat.. 9 p.m. Convocation Center will Michelle Kirkdoffer, assis- and "The Firebird Suile" ring with the sound of music tant professor of oboe, will by Igor Stravinak) The Biltmore Sunday. JMU's concert be featured on oboe and "This la an annual event bands will present "Sunday Michael Overman, instructor in the Convocation t enter DJ Mysom Thu. Afternoon in the Park." of percussion, on marimba, which will hold all the groups Karaoke: Fri. "We call the concert an instrument similar bo fl and the audience who will be Call Mt. Jam: Sat. 'Sunday Afternoon in the large xylophone. treated to someeuitin^ MUIM* Park,' as it will remind ' It'| | very fun, exciting played by our huentod young people of the golden days piece of music, which I enjoy students," Rcxmev said. CALHOUN ' s of bands playing in a performing a great deal, and "Sunday Afternoon in gazebo, like you would 1 hope most people will the Park" starts t 2pm Splatti Thu. ( ARKIh KUNKEK/itmorphotographer (1 envision at the turn of the enjoy listening to," Overman The cost for students arul Calhoun's Jaxxi Fri. Freshman David Mayo and Junior Jason century," said Pat Rooney, said of the piece he will per- senior ah/ens is $2; general Douel rehearse with the Symphonic Band. Shenfinei Sat. director of bands in the form, "The Golden Age of admission is $5. FINNIGAN'S COUE John Fritxi Thu.. S3 East 33: Fri.. S3 All fingers point to 'Freddy' failure The Highlawn Pavilion 1^ s< o! i KING struggling cartoonist with only random scenes that don't really and likeable character in the ttQjJ wnlcr three drawings to his name. explain what the movie is about? Ladiei Night. Ladies Freei Thu. College IDs only whole movie. Baron I make any judgment However, Gordy thinks that Well in this case, that's because The main reason I reddy Got QlOI Live Remote: Sat. on his newest movie, "I redd\ showing his pictures to an anima- the movie is about nothing. It's Fingered" is such a bad movie is i .MI I inhered.'' it should be noted tion company not the funny becauae Tom Green is a cotnedl Dave's Taverna that I am a big Tom Green fan I will get him a job. FREDDY GOT FINGERED "Seinfeld" noth- an who needs live situations in get his humor and think he is real- l iOfdy leaves tor Bart Morris: Sun.. 8 p.m. STARRING: ing, but nothing which to succeed. I mean sure, he ly funny- which makes this Hollywood with as in no sensible was funny in both "Road Trip" MaJViJ+ree* par < yrlU r< \ iew .i hard one write high hopes of TOM GREEN plot oi ston line and "Charlie's Angels," but lor a film that was only 100 getting hired by AND RIP TORN "Freddy Got thee* parts were |ust small sup Sun-dried Opossum: Sat.. 15 minutes long, I felt like I was >it someone. He Fingered" was porting roles. ting through mCRMI lei uncut edi- ends up not get- RATED: R worse than a In "Freddy Got Fingered' The Little Grill 'i it I lie I n^li^h l\itu-nt."The ting any job and RUNNING TIME: "Saturday Night t been plays the main character movie droned on and on at a lloH returns back Live" skit spin- and pulls pranks that would have NUMB. OCP Benefit Thu.. 8 p.m. and tedious pace. In the last home to live with 100 MINUTES • off movie. been hilarious on his tele\ ision Bob Driver. Two Gun Terry. & Steve Parks: Fri. momenta, (here is a crowd scene his mother and However, there PAWS! show, but when performed on a in which someone among the father. From No is a light in the set with a planned script just aren't ■ t w :t masses is holding a sign that there on out, I'm darkness and furaij By Marring in a movie, he reads. "When will this movie Ping not sure where honor of this Kelly May Browm Thu. lost the true reactions of those wh< end?" And that was exactly what the story went. film. Rip Tom, who plays Gordy's tall victim to his anrJCBj UK. conse Karaoke: Mon. was running Ihrnugh my mind. Do you ever wonder why the father, does an amazing job with Juently, he loses the sponJaneM) k\ \\ irniosKi/i Tom Green plays Gordy, a previews for a movie just show the part. He's the only realistic lat makes him s-> hilarious Don't forget to prepare your Delicatessen car for the long trip home! With graduation approachincjT tip your cap to Brooklyns, the best delicatessen in the 'Burg! HARRISONBURG 2035-51 E. Market St. 433-4090 Next to the ABC store / All major and minor repairs Competitive Labor Rate Early Bird Drop-Off FREE Shuttle Service (pick up and drop off) Oil Change Special $22.95 Hondas Only Tidewater Community College Registration NOW THROUGH MAY 1 8 433-1467 Summer Term Begins 2675 S. 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"The BY AM HUM M\R< HI OIANO lion and $109 t million Art of Kissing," tenhl writer respectively now sold at the Thanks to good word "I Tom Green rounded out University mouth and .in Increase in the top five with 'Freddy Bookstore. the number of screens on Got lingered," which which the movie is play* opened with $7.1 million. ingi "Bridget fones's Ihe raunch) tomedy, Diary" climbed trom its which Green directed, BUM third-place opening last stars Rip lorn weekend t<> > faim the t >p Three films th.it open Ofl spot this week I ruby look to cr.ish the top BECKY GABRIELMrff p/unoyrnfihet The Miramax release lue next week. added Mo screens this Sylvester Stallone teams "Brulgel Jones's weekend and pulled In back up with his $10.2 million The romantic Tongue-twisting teachings "Cl if (hanger director $l(i: million lomedv, starring Renee 70SGfE.Jnmtpajte25 Renny H.irhn for the new wardness. "We were a little ner- junior Dave Krause. so one can Zellwcger and Hu^h formula-one racing .uKen once participation in everv way, vous," sophomore Alison only imagine how the adrenalin Grant, has made (25.3 mil- ture "Driven." like trom practicing with your Newell said. was pumping for the just- lion to date. "Cliff hanger," Stallone "Sp> Kids'' neighbor during the show to Her boyfnend and kissing friends couple Zellweger's Hm.sh ,,, helped Kribe the crash- walking right up for a closer partner, junior jimmy Bonnell. $10.1 Sophomore Greg Doyle cent must nave gone over pa< kl d flick. view of the volunteers. "These agreed. "It was kind of different and his platonic pal, sopho- well -is t hi- studio is rown .ind ( ountry .1 people are on a doing something more Ashley Hickcox, said already talking about mak- romantk corned) trom New date." he said that you normally lh.it they had never kissed ing .i sequel th.it, like the 1 I ine. opens next weekend Vui aa invisible do behind closed before the rehearsal. Doyle original, would be based Warren Deatty stars as B and you are doors in front of said, "It was weird at first but on a novel "Along Came .1 I'm not big York architect who observing them." four or five hun- we got comfortable." After three weeks atop Spider'' bees some trials and tribu- Audience laughter on PDA. dred people." All of the information cov- the box office Spj Kids" $8.8 lations in his love life. was appropriately Ironically, ered in the kissing-circus can be (ell to second by .1 small Rounding out the cist .ire loud. signifying junior Aaron found in Cane's book "The Art margin \\ ith $10 1 million. Diane Keaton, Andie that despite the fact 1 sis,ed el Kissing," which was written The kiddie blockbuster has MM Douell.t ;.iry Skmdling - Aaron VanDvke l,*"'* " '" - that everyone was m not bl on to improve his sex life, he said. made $86.5 million to date. "CnxodJt Dundee junior ' K and i -oldie Hawn there to leam and PDA Publlc Unfortunately, Cane admitted, ■ dlle Dundee in in LotAageks" AnofKiMincparticipanl < I iv Tyler will steam up watch, no one • • Displays of the book has been a much Los Angeles" had .1 the si teen with the id wanted to be 77 — Affection)." greater literary success than a mediocre opening this week, hei new flick "One Night at pegged as a Sophomore personal success. It has been earning S7 7 million I he McCool's She plays Jewel •' Peeping Tom. Helen Schuberl said, "l( wasn't published in 18 languages. third installment of Paul beautiful drifter who attracts And the volunteers weren't .is bad on stage as it was at If your appetite wasn't sati- 1 logan's successful franchise "Freddy G01 undying devotion from three exhibitionists any more than the rehearsal. 1 freaked out .11 ated at the show, or if you have looks to pals in comparison lingered" nun I ighting for her love are audience members were obses- rehearsal when I found out a burning question about the to the first two, which look rr.i Matt Dillon. Mm Goodman sive voyeurs. All four couples what we had to do." Schubert mating ritual, Cane said to e- in on Impressive SI 74.8 mil- and Paul Reiser. admitted some level of awk- was paired with her boyfriend. mail him at nuke4Skissing.com. Ethnic and "Gently Worn" Clothing "a unique and exciting store" "a*^. 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Fairies flirt at Theatre II FAIIUBS,fnmpage2S most likely attributed to opening I lere, the director took a risk. the hum.in world/ BOBChen Mtd night |ilters I he scene had the audience Both Gebb and sophomors Bambara sped through moat practical!) rolling on the floor Tim B.imh.ir.1 «is Lysander wres- ol his linos, but hi-- immense With laughter, but does We want to know about anything tle on the stage, competing over energ) when pursuing Helena l. huis.mo want someone to Helena and displaying the and competing with Gebb made the theater thinking they STYLISH you are doing this unleashed animal passions of up tor it. do not know what that scene their characters when in the Junior Mike Sett! seemed to meant but it was the funnies! \MHHI'- only put in half the efforl part ol the play and the only summer, to write about this fall. Thc mechanicals were as ami Oberon's character desen ed, part they'll remembei! able si the fairies wen magical but the restrained manner and Doing st* strays from the Please e-mail Jennifer and KC Costume designer Autumn self-importance carried over to heaps ol COmed) already in the Kiddle, a junior, and her asais* his second role as Theseus and language ol Shakespeare's text, tantSj freshman Nicolette contrasted with Boi shen's vet the St rat lord Players give .1 with any ideas at Lo Blanc and junior Diana Fix, unimpressed I Uppoh ta marvelous performance that did a fabulous job with the fairy There is also .1 BIOM motion shouldn't be missed surfacjl and gardnekc. costumes, keeping them bright sequence used to bridge the gap "A Midsummer Night's but not too ostentatious. 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"But now, in March. wide reactions, sparking controversy and with less than two weeks to] debate, i >n fan. & a flag burning protest go, I feel it's been a good ignited heated discussions about the I irst year, and lots of positive Amendment and freedom things have happened." of speech. In response, a JMU was graced with famous names this Right: The UPB forum was held on the com- vear. As part of a week-long celebration of brought Vertical mons (or students to voice James Madison's 250th birthday in March, Horizon to the then opinions Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Convocation Center "I think a lot of the time and Green Party presidential candidate In October. people who demonstrate Ralph Nader addressed sold-out audiences and protest do things that in Wilson Hall. In February, Sarah 1 Weddington, the lawyer who argued on the Bottom left: are unreoaaaBiy/ sopho- winning side of Roe a Wade, spoke on lead- A capella groups more |eason Zaun said ership and Candace Bushnell, best-selling held a concert In "Some protests do go too-far l think they cauaa more author of "Sex and the City," discussed her Wilson Hall in sup- turmoil than anything aba take on life, love and the hit 11BO show fea port of the sports Controversy ajsoeyupted turing her characters "Boys Don't Cry" teams in danger. director Kimbery Peirce spoke about con- when ninvusciRtiLikxl early this veai ciHKvnting thejxKsi- temporary American youth and culture in Bottom right: A vigil bk> elimination ol eight VSfStty March This month, the Center for was held In October Multicultural and International Student sports teams to bnng IMU into for sophomore Leslie Services brought MTV personality Julie oHiipluno-vuthTitle l\. George, who lost her Staffer to speak about diversity in "The Real which requaea the number of battle with anorexia male and farreue athletes be World." In October, the University Pnigram Bcxinl and bulimia. lenreaenteJJvtaf the student brought top-*) sensations Vertical I Ion/on K»K In November, the and Nine Days to the Convocation C enter At Centennial Sportst twnniittav the end of March, Project Logic hit the Magft released its n\ t ■rwnendaiji *i ti i opening for experimentalja// Athtotk DbecsYjeffBornt tno Medeski Martin & Wood in u hi. h would cut wornen'e the second big concert of the archery, gyrnnasQcs and fencing and man a archery gymnastics, year. swimming, tennis.md "1 think UPB's bringing in Project Logic and Medeski wresting Athletes .Hid COB) lies Martin & Wood was a good attempt to diversify the types of along with a majority of tlic musk brought to campus," soph- student body, rallied for the omore Samantha Warren slid. teams while anxiously await Hungry students headed to ing Bourne's decision. The Market One or the Festival for S. .A unanimous!) passed a bill of (Opinion in support of a meal noticed the extensive changes in on-campus dining keeping the eigtn teams Sm a |MU switched to Aramark (X»r Sports organized a man.li and pn>posed alterna- Dining Services when its 10- tive scJutJona Meanwhile, a year contract with Sodexho- cappella groups held .1 con- Marriott expired this suninua 8ft in Wilson I lall to raise Market One IWK fMtUM Sbarroand Krispy Kreme Donuts, URLC upport boasts a smooth* Kir and Taylor I town 2000 past 24 Under s coffee bar has been rearranged and 24| THK BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 26. 2001 Focus 2000-2001: A year to remember at JMU