Sept. 27, 1984 University of Mlssourl-St. Louis Issue 491 Officials, students opposing merger Aery said education officials social and political nature, that Shar.on Kubatzky editor-in-chief were concerned with the duplica­ would not be compensated for by tion of programs offered at the any gains in efficiency through a Top officials from UMSL and different state institutions. For merger of the two institutions." Harris-Stowe State College tes­ example, Harris-Stowe only USML student Kaye Stein­ tified against the proposed offers a program in elementary metz, who also happens to be merger of the schools at a House education, whereas UMSL pro­ state representative for the 74th of Representatives hearing Mon­ vides degree programs in district, testified briefly at the day in Jefferson City. elementary and . secondary hearing. Calling the plan "totally education. Aery said that by "I am very typical of other without merit," UMSL Chan­ merging the two institutions, it students in St. Louis," she said. cellor Arnold B. Grobman told . would be possible to obtain-"the "I have a modest income, a full­ the House Committee on Higher best of all worlds - a free­ time job, and a family, and I com­ Education that "academic and standing public state univer­ mute to ' school. I have a keen intellectual damage" to UMSL sity." But Grobman and Givens desire for the best possible and increased cost to the state disagreed. education at the least possible should be deterrents in "The members of the Board of cost. implementation of the proposal. Regents (at Harris-Stowe) agree­ " If yo u will continue UMSL in The suggestion to merge fully that the state and the tax­ the fine condition it now exists Harris-Stowe and UMSL into one payers must be concerned about and hopefully improve it, I'll be a institution separate from the the duplication of offerings in better citizen and be able to bet­ University of Missouri system state institutions," Givens tes­ ter help the state." was made two weeks ago by tified. "But we don't feel the full Student Association president Shaila Aery , commissioner of significance of the unique mis­ Greg Barnes testified as well. He the Coordinating Board for sion of Harris-Stowe was presented the committee with a Higher Education, as part of recognized." Givens said that the petition with nearly 1800 several recommendations for school's track record of 107 years signatures opposing the merger strengthening public higher and the fact that Harris-Stowe and said that it demonstrated education in the state. Aery tes-_ serves a diverse socioeconomic that "UMSL is here to stay, tified Monday along with Grob­ population should be within the University of Missouri man and Harris-Stowe president considered. system." Henry Givens. Harris-Stowe currently has an He told the committee that Aery stressed that the ideas enrollment of over 1,200 although UMSL sees itself as the outlined in the proposal had not students. Last year the school "stepchild" of the UM system, yet gone before the full coor­ graduated 85 students and its "we have no desire to become dinating board and should be yearly budget was $3 million, -­ an orphan." seen as "the beginning of discus­ Givens told the committee. Grobman also testified sion.' She said that the board Grobman said that Harris­ regarding other suggestions would hold public hearings on the Stowe has a "symbolic value of made for UMSL . The report Sharon Kubatzk:' suggestions in October, Novem­ enormous importance to the indicated that UMSL , if it did not HEADING FOR A VICTORY: UMSL Riverman forward Joe ber and December, discuss the black community of St. Louis. merge with Harris-Stowe, should Osvath (No.6) goes up for a head ball against Memphis State proposals, and then make recom­ For that reason any infringement conceptrate primarily on University Friday night. The Rivermen defeated the Tigers 5-0. mendations to the gover.nor and on its present autonomy would Story on page 13. the general assembly. have adverse consequences, of a See "Merger," page 6 Student organizations given direct funding

committee in order to compen­ Wallace said if in the next OrganizaUons Receiving funding comes out of the budget James Tuxbury committee's allocation, which is sate for an expected drop in three years, if the organizations assistant news editor Direct Funding presently $208,860 . enrollment in the next three need more money, they will still Direct funding, a proposal Current $19,000 According to Wallace, a major years. be able to go before the budget which will guarantee certain Forensics 3 ,667 snag in getting the direct funding If enrollment does drop con­ committee to ask for it. campus organizations a fixed Peer Counseling 9 ,700 package passed was that the siderably in the next three amount of money over the next Student Activities budget committee didn't want to years, both the bud get committee At the end of the three-year three years, was approved by the Budget Committee 6,000 give all of the money away to the and the student organizations trial period. the budget commit­ Student Activities Budget Com­ Student Association 22,600 eight large groups, leaving no­ would know what their tee will evaluate the program mittee this summer. University Center thing left over for the 35 other allocations would be, Wallace and decide whether to expand it. In a well-attended meeting, Advisory Board 9,400 funded organizations on said. This would make planning drop it or keep it unchanged. the quorum decided which University Players 16,69? campus. easier for both groups. Wallace said. University Program organizations will receive direct Board 72,650 The direct funding budget for funding, and how much they are the eight organizations stands at to receive. According to $149 ,709 . This amount rep­ UMCstudents nominated Associate Dean of Student more campuswide in their activ­ resents 76 percent of the budget Affairs Dan Wallace, the groups ities. This, according to Wallace committee's total allocation. chosen are "hard-hitters for was a major factor in the selec­ When the additional allocated for first U M curator seat impact on campus." tion of the eight groups. amount is added to the direct Three UMC students have Student Association president The eight organizations Each student pays a set stu­ funding amount, the figure been selected as candidates for Greg Barnes said that he had met chosen for the pilot term include dent activities fee at the begin­ reaches $168 ,778 or 81 percent of the first student curator for the with leaders from the other UM the Current, the University ning of each semester based on the total amount. University of Missouri. campuses to choose the can­ Players. the Forensics and the number of credit hours he In most cases, the allocation Missouri Governor Chris­ didates. Thirty students from Debate team, Peer Counseling, takes. This fee is then split into for direct funding was less than topher S. Bond will select the UMC applied; the committee the Student Activities Budget four groups: the University Cen­ what was asked for by the groups. first curator from the three narrowed these to seven finalists Committee, the University Pro­ ter, Athletics, Student Services The only exception was the case names given him: J ohn Austin who were then interviewed. gram Board, Student Association fees, and the budget committee. of the University Program (Jay) Felton. Dan Viets alld Scott "The governor will hopefu ll y and the University Center It is then the budget committee's Board .. Watson. It was deci ded last appoint the student in time for Advisory Board. responsibility to allocate its por­ Wallace explained that the spring that the first student the October curators meeting." These organizations were se­ tion of the money to the different lower allocation is a double curator wo uld be a student from lected because they tend to be organizations on campus. Direct safeguard built in by the budget the Col umbia campus. See "Curators," page 6 in this issue------r

Controversial SIGI - Losing hold? editorials ...... •...... page 4 Watergate figure G. Gordon This friendly computer will Riverwomen soccer has been features ...... page 7 Liddy says the Soviet Union help students make big de­ a national power the past classifieds ...... page 10 wants a nuclear freeze in the cisions . concerning career three years. Is it slipping crossword ...... page 11 U.S. choices. now? around UMSL...... page 12 page 3 page 7 page 13 sports ...... page 13 page 2 CURRENT Sept. 27 , 1984 I ~umsl up-date Seven students winners Parliament member in Association elections One vacant seat in the Arts and said of her victory. "Whatever I each. Rogers received 10 write­ Sciences division, one graduate start, I always give it my best in votes. to speak at UMSL seat and five new student/ shot. I don't believe in dOing any­ transfer seats were filled in this thing halfway ." Three ballots were cast in the Edward "Ted" Rowlands, a member of British Parliament, will week's Student Association elec­ graduate division. Tosh Maron speak on Monday, Oct. 8, on "The Situation of Small Nations: The Six seats were open in the new tions held Monday and Tuesday. received two votes and was elect­ Example of Grenada and the Caribbean. " 'I:he seminar.is student/transfer division. Elec­ tion officials had thought six ed. Sue Jansen and Ravi Kamur scheduled from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m . in the McDonnell Conference Election officials reported a each received one vote, creating stud ents had been elected, four Room . Room 331 SSB. low voter turnout, with a total of a tie for the second seat. The tie as write-ins, but one student, Rowlands, a member of the British Labour Party, has served in about 100 ballots cast. was to be resolved by the election Kevin Rogers, happened to be an the Parliament since 1966 and currently represents Merthyr Tyd­ committee on Wednesday. fil and Rhymney, Wales. As minister of state in the Foreign and Kim Fishman, a junior politi­ election poll worker and had to be Commonwealth Office from 1976 to 1979, he bad special responsi­ cal science major, was elected to disqualified. Election officials were unable bility for relations with Latin America, the Caribbean and Africa. the Arts and Sciences seat with a Those elected were John to give a definite count of the He also served in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office from 1975 majority of the votes, 37 of 64 Walsch, 22 votes; Paul Evers, 11 number of ballots cast because to 1976. and was the parliamentary undersecretary for Welsh votes cast in that division. votes; Larry Washington, Joe shortly after counting them they affairs from 1969 to 1970. and again from 1974 to 1975. "Pretty amazing'" Fishman .. Jacobi and Jim Mack. one vote said they had disposed of them. Th e sem inar is sponsored by the UMSL Center for International Studies. the hi story department, and the UMSL Visiting Inter­ national Scholar Program. Student escorts return to patrol The student escort program on panied to his car should call the escorts' presence will add to the UPS interviews here the UMSL campus has been UMSL police on one of the red safety of the campus. reinstated this semester. "Hotline" phones, and an escore The United Parcel Service will interview students for positions Karabas said that the program The program is headed by will arrive within two to 5 at its Earth City and downtown St. Louis area locations this Friday is being funded through Parking on campus. UMSL Police Officer Gail Strode. minutes, Strode said. . Strode said that positive respon­ The escorts will also patrol the Lot Operations, which receives The firm is hiring loaders and unloaders for part time work, $8 monies from parking fees and per hour. Interviews will be held Friday from 10 a.m . to 4 p.m. ses to the program from faculty, campus while keeping in radio contact with UMSL police. fines. Those wishing to be interviewed must stop by the Student Work staff and students indicate that Assignment Program office' at 346 Woods Hall or call 553-5317 the program was appreciated Strode said patrol members are The police decided to take over by Friday. and showed a desire for the ser­ to keep campus .police aware of the program last year when it vice to be continued. any unusual situations but are was discovered that the student The escorts will be on duty be­ not to take action themselves. activities funds would no longer tween 7 and 11 p.m . on weekday "They will be extra pairs of be able to fund the program. Pre­ Seeks volunteers evenings. Anyone, male or eyes for the campus police," viously the Student Association female, who wishes to be accom- Strode said, adding that the had run and funded' the project. KWMU (FM 91) UMSL's public radio station, needs volunteers to help with its Classic Holiday membership drive in November. "A Classic Holiday" is KWMU's annual fund-raising event. The Classic Holiday runs from Nov. 8 to 17 , and this year's goal is an ambitious $150 ,000, up 36 percent from last year. In addition to THEIR 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER KWMU 's regular classical music, jazz and news programming, the IS SUING THEM FOR DIVORCE. Classic Holiday presents on-air mini radio dramas to be per- - formed by the Not-Ready-for-FM 91 Players. During the fund dri ve, KWMU needs volunteers to answer phones and to assist with the processing of membership pledges. Those who are willing to donate some time (and meet the FM 91 personalit:es) may call KWMU at 553-5968. Hancock to speak The "Meet the Candidates" series will continue on Monday, Oct. 1 with an appearance by Mel Hancock, Republican candidate for Lieutenant Governor. Hancock will speak at noon on the University Center patio. The series is sponsored by the College Republicans.

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Since the commissioner of ment and has seen improvements would be locked out of promising take its final recommendation to the higher education for Missouri made to its buildings and programs. situations if the plan was adopted. Not governor. Perhaps now more than suggested severing UMSL froll} the Harris-Stowe is the only school in the only UMSL students and faculty ever, students, faculty and staff mem­ UM system to merge with Harris­ state which exclusively provides would lose. Harris-Stowe would end bers have the responsibility of mak­ Stowe State College, the UMSL pop­ teacher education - but most impor­ up as a loser as well, losing its unique ing the difference. If the coordinating ulation has mobilized. tantly, it provides it to a large seg­ status within the state and its board and the state legislature hear The Board of Curators and the chan­ ment of the city population which individuality as well. from us, if they know we won't stand cellor have iss.:ed strong statements otherwise may not have the oppor­ for this type of railroading, perhaps condemning the proposal. The UMSL tunity for higher education. The coordinating board has yet to we can make the best of a bad Senate is working on its own rebuttal. UM and UMSL officials oppose the fully discuss the proposal. The board' situation. And the Student Association is cir­ plan because they say there is no need cutating, with the help of faculty for it. They say the additional costs to members and student organizations, run two campuses would not justify Voter registration is crucial a petition declaring opposition to any savings as suggested by the Coor­ This Monday and Tuesday a voter Changes in federal financial aid for the plan. dinating Board for Higher registration drive will be held at students, and links from financial aid What we are hearing, loud and Education. UMSL. If you are not currently regis­ to the military draft will be discussed c.lear, is a resounding "No! " to the The coordinating board has recom­ tered, please take the time to do so. by Congress. idea. And the opposition is not coming mended that the new institution con­ During this election year, issues are The political beliefs of our staff from this campus alone. centrate on undergraduate degrees being Drought forth which could have a members are wide and greatly varied. The fact is, virtually no one who and contract with area private univer­ crucial impact on UMSL and every stu­ But the fact remains that no matter would be specifically affected by this dent here. The proposed Harris-Stowe/ what your opinions are, there is no bet­ sities for graduate programs. Thi <; UMSL merger, the issue of funding (or ter way to express them than to vote for situation supports this idea. would result in a severe decrease in the lack ofit) for the UM system, and candidates who feel the way you do . Officials at Harris-Stowe oppose quality in our educational programs other issues will be decided upon by Voting is your right and privilege. the proposal for very good r·easons. because of loss of faculty members. members of the state legislature. Don 't waste it. letters EAGLE. PENCil CO NEW YORK ' Hearing a voice from the IHalls of Moscow' Dear Editor: machine. now . And , finally, Mr . Liddy cheers at the then, that the State . is inherently an It is not often that the polar opposite of a For one who would implement so much police state that the U.S. military has institution of force, rather than coopera­ libertarian - a police state enthusiast - . oIthe Soviet political model on the United imposed on the tiny island of Grenada. tion, it is quite evident that the State is an candidly pulls down his pants in front of a States, it is difficult to see how Mr. Liddy inhere.ntly ANTI-social institution. large audience. But that is precisely what co uld have anything but praise for the It was only fitting that a virulent statist G. Gordon Liddy did when he spoke in Soviet Union. But, alas, he is the most like Mr . Liddy conclude his speech by Well, so much for what I think of Mr. Stadler Hall on the night of Sept. 19 . ardent of Cold Warriors, seeking nothing attacking individualists. He co ntends that Liddy. Wh at does he t hink of me? Well , I'm Mr. Liddy, who carried out the bu t the total devastation of the Soviet individualists are opposed to SOciety - to the voice from the "Halls of Moscow," of Watergate break-ins, justifies his actions Union. individuals coo perating with one another, course. Thank you, Mr. G. GorGon Liddy! on the basis that he learned right away Mr. Liddy applauds the CIA's overthrow as he put it. That is indeed t~e straw man In liberty, when he went to work for Washington that of Mohammed Mossadegh, the demo­ of all straw men. Individualists are all for Terry Inman the rules of the game require you to break cratically elected, anti-Soviet ruler of cooperation. It is force, the exact opposite Chairman the law. Though Mr. Liddy would like Iran, whom the CIA replaced with the of cooperation, we oppose. Recognizing Libertarian Students Americans to accept it as just fine when bloody killer, Shah Mohammed Reza the State's henchmen break their own Pahlavi. He is a proponent of mass murder laws, he is vehemently opposed to the - as he treacherously condemns Jane ipdividual rights of an ordinary citizen • Fonda for urging American troops to lay who is accused of a crime by the State - down their arms in Vietnam. He is Says Mondale appeals witness his opposition to the Supreme extremely critical of the Freedom of Co urt's Miranda ruling. Mr. Liddy even Information Act and the release of the has a list of state violations of the law which Pentagon Pc;lpers (further demonstrating to new'interest group he sees as "for the good of the republic": his opposition to free speech and belief Presidents Wilson's military invasion of that the State's henchmen should be above Dear Editor: monitoring them, and seize property on Mexico, President Roosevelt's authoriza­ the law - not to mention the anathema We've all heard about Boy Walter's plan •. the basis of conjecture. Only the IRS tion of naval warfare against Germany in that government secrets are to ,a free to, once again, raid the cookie jar. We know publicly admits that its purpose is to time of peace and President Lincoln's sus­ society.) Mr. Liddy ignores the genuine that the plan would mean higher taxes for instill fear into the citizenry as a tech­ pension of the writ of habeous corpus - gripes of the peasants and the rebels they all singles making more than $25 ,000 per niqUe of performing its function, and allowing him to throw people into prison support in Central America and concocts year and all married couples making more Walter Mondale wants to unleash even without even charging them for a crime. a conspiracy theory that the Ruskies are than $40,000, but there is another part of more of these brutes onto societies. As for today, he would like to see the behind all the unrest in Central America the plan which Walter has neglected to tell state apparatus beefed up so as to round and are on their way up to take Mexico and, us about. He wants to increase the size of It's hard to know what to make of some­ up all the scummy drug users and ultimately, the United States. Of course, the IRS. one who p'romises that, if elected, he will especially to execute critics of American no one has ever been able to substantiate steal more of our cash and hire more thugs foreign policy as traitors. Coincident with this theory and the evidence all points the The IRS can invade the privacy of a to keep us from complaining about it. his hatred of hippies and free speech, Mr. other way. Wall Street Journal reporter citizen without court order, wiretap a Perhaps Mondale's tax plan is designed to Liddy is happy to see the growth of ROTC Jonathan Kwitny's new book, "Endless citizen's phone without a court order, appeal to a newly identified special - further turning American universities Enemies," is particularly instructive on maintain lists of citizens guilty of no interest group. Idiots. into a solid arm of the American war what's going on in Central America right crime for the purpose of harrassing and Greg Rieken

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The Current, financed in part by student activities fees, is not an official publication of the University of Mis­ Letters may be dropped off at the Current offices, 1 souri. The university is not responsible for the Current's contents and policies. Blue Metal Office Building, or the University Center Information Desk. They may also be mailed to Letters Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the opinion of the editorial staff. Articles labeled "Commentary" are to the Editor, Current, 1 Blue Metal OffIce Building, ' thE!.,opinion of the individual writer. 'SOOI Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 63121. - ...... - .. . - - -;'" Sept. 27, 1984 CURRENT page 5 more letters Doesn't take Liddy seriously, but Schlafly · • • Dear Editor: has flagrantJy violated the l'!ws comes on) she seems a lot more for free. I didn't go, but I would' It'd be too depressing, too scary, In response to Joyce and constitutional principles scary and dangerous to me than have had to pay $210 get in . If I'd or worse, too boring to watch her Mushaben's letter: that make freedom of expression some dingy dude who eats rats. had a ticket, I don't know if I exercise ' her constitutional I read her letter in the Current possible." Well, Liddy is about as I'm also upset because I am a would have gone anyway, but I rights for such. high pay. last week and I was curious about crazy as they come. If he is , on staff member of this university don't think I'll go to see Schlafly, Yours truly, some of the opinions she one hand , a flagrant violater of and was not invited to see Liddy even if they do send me a pass. Teddy Ficklen expressed. the law, he is also a man who has I"m not sure where she gets off, become famous for eating rats saying she "cannot think of a and holding his hand above single person on campus who has lighted candles. He's certainly Questions Ferraro :S logic experienced a greater personal not someone who can be taken need to uphold the constitutional seriously, other than being care­ Dear Editor: promised not to impose her own The same Geraldine Ferraro precepts of free speech and ful not to run into him in a dark Shortly after her nomination religion on others. who candidly professes her assembly other than yours truly alley. So what if he "has yet to for vice president of the United Catholic faith, who ack­ over the last three years." Dh , evince remorse" 'for his crimes? States, Geraldine Ferraro was The Roman Catholic Church nowledges her personal convic­ come on, not one single person? I He's been convicted, he spent quoted as saying, " My husband, teaches that all human life, from tion that the unborn life is a child myself often experience great five years in jail, longer than any my children, and I are church­ the moment of conception and of God , also supports legislation personal needs to uphold con­ other of the Watergate con­ going Catholics. We feel very throughout subsequent stages, is ' for government financed abor­ stitutional precepts, especially spirators, and served so long, strongly about our religion." sacred. According to the Catholic tions for the poor. when it comes to free speech and because, unlike all the others, he Perhaps it is 'a cynical opinion, Church, abortion is synonymous I can appreciate the efforts of . assembly. Perhaps we should exercised his rights under the but there are over 50 million with murder. Ferraro herself, those who are against abortion, c'o.unt ourselves among the Fifth Amendment and refused to Roman Catholics in this country, has declared th~t she too because they Sincerely believe it minority, but I like to think that plea ~ bargain. and it has been suggested that by believes the unborn life is indeed to be the slaughter of helpless this campus contains a whole lot Phyllis Schlafly, on the other proclaiming her Catholicism, a person, a child of God . innocent babies. Likewise, I can of folks who are interested in hand , is seen by many as a Ferraro was only attempting to If an individual is convinced understand those who support upholding constitutional rights serious political figure. I don't capitalize from this large seg­ that the human embryo is not a abortion if they sincerely believe and all that stuff. know much about her, but she has ment of the American human being, but rather a growth that the unborn life is not a But enough of this darn levity, apparently done more than any population. of tissues that functions as a human person. In effect, what what I was really going to argue other woman in this country to potentiality, abortion presents Geraldine Ferraro is saying is with was what she said about derail the Equal Rights Amend­ no major moral conflicts. It can this, "I would never murder my Gordon Liddy, at least in .com­ ment. I think she is just as I'm sure by now , everyone has be regarded as a routine clinical own children, but every paring him with Phyllis Schlafly. morally repellent as Liddy in her heard Ferraro's position on abor· procedure. If, however, an American women has the right to We're agreed that both of them own way , but because people tion. While she is personally individual is convinced that the kill her own , and I support that are pretty abhorent, politically, I actually listen to what she says, opposed to abortion, she will not human embryo is a human being, right. ., take it, but Mushaben goes on to without laughing or shaking their interfere with the right of other a person, to destroy that life is Geraldine Ferraro's explana­ describe Liddy as a "man who heads, (as they do when Liddy Americans to abortion. She has clearly an act of murder. tion of her position on abortion is grossly unsatisfactory and com­ pletely illogical. Sincerely, Michael Klein YOU'LL LOVE THE TOP 40 SOUNDS OF KLICK. Protests preacher speaker

Dear Editor: Last week an evangelist who ' called himself "Brother Jim" came to our campus to preach. Instead. he insulted almost every reli gion. most notably the Catholic religion. The only thing. r am generally very open to other people's religious beliefs. However, I do not feel it is necessary to try to enforce one's we overlook own beliefs by putting down other religious denominations. I • am not a very religious person, but I have been a Catholic for all IS the airport. my 20 years and attend church regularly. "Brother Jim" insis­ ted that all Catholics, Protes­ tants, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc., are baSically evil people and are co ndemned to hell. Who is he to tell us that WE are going to hel!? Co ntrary to what he may believe. he is a mere human just like the rest of us and has no right to judge other people just because we may not agree with all his philosophies about life and religion. Personally, I believe that anyone who will lower . himself to name-calling cannot have the world's best Christian attitude. I admit that at first I felt sorry for the man, beCause people were being so mean to him. I admired him for having the courage to stand up for what he believed in. However, my feelings changed drastically when he began insult­ ing my religion and others. It is my opinion that preachers who wish to speak on our campus should be screened and that Whether it's a drink with a friend or an ~ Atop the Breckenridge there should be an authoritive evening out with friends, Flight 99 is t:f- Concourse Hotel figure in attendance during the the place to be. r ' 1.11.1 St. Louis' new Stouffer Hotel speech to make sUfe that' the Some of the top names in entertainment -,-, Natural Bridge and 1-70 scene that took place last week is think of us as a second home. They've (Overlooking not repeated. the airport) all been here or are coming. Just to I am positive that not all born­ entertain you, to help you have a great again Christians have the same time. Our drinks, hors d'oeurves and attitude that "Brother Jim" has, service are what you'd expect from one but he has convinced me that I of St. Louis' top clubs. First Class. Show your student ID card and pay no cover charge. would prefer to remain a Drop by Flight 99. Find out what we Catholic and suffer the possible don't overlook. Proper attire of course. "consequences. " Signed, . Linda Goulden page 6 CURRENT Sept. 27, 1984 Says Confucius should be honored as' great

Editor's Note: The fo llowing arti­ sense, its social responsibility, eat, and so happy in dOing so that "mere transmitter" of antique important one - Confucius' cle was submitted by Visiting and its constructive, rational he forgets his sorrows, and does learning. In fact, he must be accepting students of all social Professor of Philo soppy Lee­ approach to man's immediate not realize that old age is creep­ credited with three innovations backgrounds. He clearly set Chuan Ting, on the observance of problems. ing up' on him." This is an that remained permanent down' the prinCiples for dOing the birthday of Confucious, Confucius was ambitious to unpretentious man's evaluation features of Chinese Civilization, so. Sept. 28 . make a career by his own efforts of himself. It fails, probably at least until virtually today: the That is the reason why we in the public world of govern­ intentionally, to indicate the creation of the role of the private should celebrate the birthday of Confucius was born in 551 B.C., ment. But he was not really great originality of the man and teacher; the establishing of Confuci us as Teacher's Day, not a generation before the Buddha suited to a courtier's life, which, the scope of his achievement. He educational content, methods only for the Chinese people but in India, and died in 479 B.C ., a in that age, demanded a willing­ chose to deSignate himself as a and goals; and the last and more also for the whole world. decade before the birth of Soc­ ness to engage in flattery, to rates in Greece. His name was attach oneself to a powerful Kung Chiu, but the Chinese refer figure and assist him in the to him as Kung Fu-Tzu, Master unprincipled exercise of power. C·urators Kung (this form, Kung Fu-Tzu, Confucius was too frank and too was Latinized by 16th- and 17th­ fussy for such a life. Unyielding from page 1 century Europeans as Con­ in his principles and the most Viets has been extensively MSA . He is a past member of the fucius). He was born in the learned man of his time, he could involved in Columbia city Associated Students of the Barnes said. southern part of the modern pro­ invoke great knowledge in sup­ politics, and ran for mayor in University of Missouri, a lobby­ The candidates submitted vince of Shantung, China, in what port of those principles. As a 1977, receiving 42 percent of the ing organization, and has been on minor hanger-on at the Lu court, extensive applications, explain­ vote. In his essay he said that the the dean's list. Watson cited stu­ at the time was the state of Lu. ing their backgrounds and ideas Confucius was the first self­ he sought more important office major issue faced by the UM sys­ dent and espeCially minority for some years. Then for a about being a student curator. tem is that of funding. Viets said retention as current problems, conscious philosopher in the Felton is 20 years old, a politi­ Chinese tradition, of whom we decade, he wandered through the he would rely heavily on student along with funding. He is in favor neighboring states throughout cal science major in the honors leaders on the four campuses to of a task force of members of the are aware. He was soon followed program and a member of Beta by a large number of others who North China, helping. to find an give him input as a curator. state legislature and univerSity Theta Pi fraternity. He said in his enlightened ruler in some other Watson is a first-year law stu­ officials to aid in differed from his philosophic essay that he questions "the wis­ state, who would heed his advice. dent and is a senator-at-large for communications. stand in greater or lesser degree, dom of the proposal to merge But he became disappointed and and who developed a whole spec­ UMSL into the Harris-Stowe returned to Lu-when the old age trum of thought and of programs State College." He' said that fo r the times. Confucius and his was coming. issues such as this and others Official Notices school dominated one end of the One of his students once asked that will arise "must be faced him how he should be described. spectrum, the end characterized directly and responsibly by the The South Campus Student The Senate Student Affairs by social conservatism and a His answer is his best epitaph: first student representative." Services Group will meet Committee will hold a meet­ nostalgia for the past. Most of all, "He is this sort of man: so intent Viets is a second-year law stu­ tomorrow at noon in the ing Oct. 12 at 1:30 p.m . in upon enlightening those eager the Confucian school was charac­ dent and past president of the Northwest Conference Room Room 266 UniverSity Center . for knowledge, that he forgets to terized by its strong ethical Missouri Students Association, on the South Campus. the student government at UMC . Merger

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" I had waited for almost thr These were the first words the days: SIGI! SIGI is a guiding to computer printed out, after I had toward an exploration within c started its memory banks roll­ reers and value decisio ing. I found this expression making. The proper name a humorous, but also quite appli­ technical meaning for SIGI cable to my desire to see just System of Interactive Guidan what SIGI offered. The machine and Information. (I beca was interested in my position afraid of catching a disease of t and my present search for brain known as comput guidelines by which to choose my neurosis.) lifelong career. After seeking for Carr told me that this w about l Y.! hours, I was all but con- ' much simpler than it appeare vinced of his ability to reveal my He clarified and made intel inmost value structure. gible the name by saying "It Asked to cover a story about a basically a comput computer named SIGI, I was programmed system, motivat directed to the Counseling Ser~ by the guiding principle of care vice in Room 427 of the Social' and value decision-making. Sciences and Business Building, student must interact with SI where I was greeted by the smile to learn and understand just h of a secretary, who advised me to it thinks and operates. It quite simple." return after lunch. Cedric R. Anderson When I returned, I was greeted CAREER SEARCH: A student works on the SIGI program in hopes of learning more about what I asked him to explain mo by another smile. The sec­ career she should pu rsue. Students may make an appointment to work with SIG I at the Cou nseling "It's a five subdivided pr retary's name was Shirley, who Service, 427 SSB. grammed questionnaire a directed me to Bob Carr. I was seling Service. I was amazed at system of resources to guide a the total student population, it is game, related to giving pri . surprised a bit at the efficiency the information. I raised many student toward a career or estimated that only about 10 to 15 ciples, or a method by which and the availability of informa­ questions to gain some in-depth education program which fits percent use the services in the make important career or oth tion about the story I was after. information concerning the his/her value structure. "Ser­ Counseling offices," he said. "In choices, which might invol Carr was tall, cheery and friend­ excellent resources and vices are of all sorts and are 1983, only about 1 to 1.5 percent value," he said. I was excited Iy . After shaking hands and de­ guidance materials offered by offered to all students - not just used SIGI and its ability to see just what SIGI might say scribingjust what Iwas pursuing, the whole center and its well­ those with a personal problem," guide," he said. me and where it could lead m Bob said "I've got just what trained staff. Carr said. Such ideas as how to I then became curious as to the I asked about a qualification

( . you're looking for. " So after set­ The Counseling Service, I manage one's time and how to reason for such a low number.of prerequisites in using the co ting up an appointment, I left thought, was no different than properly prepare for and take a participants. It seems that the puter. "You can just walk i feeling satisfied. Peer Counseling, but Bob test were available. Interviewing students at UMSL don't know make an appointment, th I returned to question Carr on clarified that there was quite a skills, which according to Carr, about the service. "The reason return and use SIGI without a ,the computer. He was busy, so bit of difference. "The Counsel­ we all would have to use some- for such a lack of use is because skills but the ability to read a Shirley asked me to have a seat ing Service is staffed by profes­ time in our lives, are taught. He of several things: the students follow instructions," Ca while he finished up his earlier siOllal psychologists . and was very serious about the wide have no knowledge of the com­ replied. Simple! SIGI's job is business. Shirley offered me a graduates, while the Peer Coun­ usage of both facilities and its puter or the service in general, or follows. "It gives you ideas abo cup' of coffee and handed me seling section is run as a subdivi­ resource stock. they feel they have no need for its careers, and then how to rna some information on SIGI. Bob sion, containing undergraduates I then asked about history and services, and finally students competent decision concerni signaled as if to prepare for and fellow students," he said. percentages. Younger people may think one '!lust have a per­ them. It does not, however, rna liftoff, slowly directing me into "The students, in more than most may not realize the true good ­ sonal problem before they can the choice for you." his captain's chamber for final cases, feel much more at ease ness of vintage and age. But come in ." Carr clearly stressed Finally, I asked Carr if he kn instructions. I felt a large knot with other students there, according to Carr, the approx­ this last point as something any good jokes. He laughed 0 of fear. instead of encountering a imate age of the services was 18 which is the exception, and not lou d and chuckled, "No, I su We talked about the Counsel- professional. " years. Percentages were the rule. ing Service and the Peer Coun- The service has a very good interesting and enlightening. "Of Hours are between 8 a.m. and 5 See "SIGI," page 11 Ensemble shows no signs of letting up Cars-roll with _IHeartbeat Cityl garb representing the Ancient, SUCh monsters as "Just What I Needed" and Rex Bauer Mar.k Bardgett jazz critic . while Bowie and bass sax player pop music critic "Bye, Bye Love," but is tempered through skill­ Roscoe Mitchell portrayed the ful keyboard work. "Stranger Eyes" and "It's I regret that I must make the future in both attire and sound. The Cars Not The Night" vigorously attempt the same but first order of business an apol­ The Art Ensemble of Chicago Heartbeat City come away short, compared to this Goliath. ogy , but such is in order. In the **** Y.! "Heartbeat City" settles the tempo on first column, I mentioned that "Drive," a sympathetic melody, powered the Art Ensemble of Chicago In the arena of rock music there rests a fragile mainly by the penetrating vocals of Benjamin would be in town last Tuesday. median between "the guys out to make the Orr, along with a low-key synth line which works I'm truly sorry if you missed the stream · bucks" and those lofty characters dedicated to to the song's favor. The intoxicating effect of concert on my account. If it is of the refinement - though it be trash - of their "Drive" destined it for extensive radio play. any comfort, I shall be available own unique sound, oblivious to public opinion. for public flogging in the quad lines The Cars have re-entered the arena after sur­ next Friday from noon ' till 2 veying both ends of the spectruln, with a sober p.m . compromise of the situation, as seen in their album The Art Ensemble of Chicago is undoubtedly at the forefront of healthy new album, "Heartbeat City." is now in its third decade or-per- the freedom improvisational Out of "Heartbeat City" comes some of Ric • forming and recording, without scene. The group's concerts are Ocasek's most refreshing music since their revIew any sign of letting up . Their con- marked by tireless, intense solo- pioneering debut album, "The Cars." Though it cert epitomized all that is con- ing that lasts for 20 minutes or is their most accessible since then, the diverse tained in the Ensemble's more and remains interesting use and delightful pl aying of keyboards by Greg "Why Can 't I Have You" offers a mellow sound subtitle, "Great Black Music- the whole time! Interwoven Hawkes and the intricate mixes in many of the also, and though not as pierCing as "Drive," the from the Ancient to the Future." through the solo journeys are songs set "Heartbeat City" well above the dregs delicate mix of instruments and studio gim­ The stage was in circular form at tight strands of be-bop and swing of AOR-oriented radio. micks is a summation of the musical experimen­ floor level with animal skins laid that serve to link their strong Ocasek and associates pop out of their three­ tation for their last three albums. out all around. On top of the skins ethnic heritage with the current year hiatus with the rousing "Hello Again ," a The title track may be the best song pressed sat some 400-plus percussive one growing in Black American feat of mixing prowess, on the familiar "Cars" into "Heartbeat City." Itrseems to effortlessly d'evices, ranging from African culture today. label featuring dynamiC synthesizers and sail along a synth line resembling something wood bells and gongs, to kit After the show, most of the energetiC guitars ejecting a potent sound. Once more out of the Jeff Lynne school than that of Ric drums and motorcycle sprokets. crowd stuck around to gape at the the gang launches into "Hello Again" there is lit­ Ocasek. Nonetheless, Easton hangs notes in the Each member of the band museumlike stage as if a UFO tle left to fail, and bounded by an inebriated air and does some effective chording during the scurried around the stage, flail- had landed. It was one of tho&e beat, nothing does. In much the same manner, chorus, while Benjamin Orr's'bass and Hawkes' ing mallots at the nearest object concerts that made you want to "You Might Think" rollicks over trendy percus­ keyboards smooth out the rough edges. with surgical precision. Trum- leave the car radio off all the sion, highlighted by Hawkes' banging piano. The "Heartbeat City" should be a relief to any peter Lester Bowie (from St. way home. music works as a jubilant romp. Not to be Cars fans after the disappointment of "Shake It Louis) wore his traditional lab If you are a rock listener and forgotten, Elliot Easton, one of the most innova­ Up" and is a return of the band to the forefront of coat, delivering a blistering you're looking to get your feet tive and versatile guitarists in the business, progressive rock. Ric Ocasek's vocals are as array of triplets 360 degrees wet with jazz, there is a new delivers a stinging six-string throughout the ' haunting as ever, and the mental images of his around him. Drummer Famadou album by Steve Morse that might song. lyrics are as vivid and novel as ever. Don Moye , bassist Malachi ' appeal to you: "The Introduc­ As if the throttle weren't high enough, the This is definitely an album for all, because of Favors Magustut and alto sax~ tion," by the Steve Morse band - pressure bursts in "Magic", a pure rocker. its original approach and methods. Since these Steve Morse on guitars, Jerry Hedging on the heavy side, Easton.lets goes as in are what counts, the music so_unds good. ophonist Joseph Jarmon all ,______~ ______~ ~~~~~~e~9~ ______~ ______~~ ____~ ____~ ______~ ge 8 CURRENT Sept. 27 , 1984 t. Louis Art Museum to'show movie tribute to Chaga// York apartment overlooks the cination turning to sympathy, belief in livi ng dinasours is of Siam" (1946), is du e on KPLR b ackyar d ~ and windows of then love. loudly laughed at. This compels (C hannel 11), Sunday at 1 a.m. adj oining high-rise dwellings. Th e kicker is that our dutiful him to organ ize a motley crew Night ow ls will enjoy this film Through astoni shing visual Bored with in activity, the inquis­ gumshoe suffers from vertigo, a (Stone, et al) to brave the unex­ precursor to a Classic musical, mprehension and film tive shutterbug uses a camera's dizziness that occurs in high plor ed wilds and bring a liv ing "The King and I" (1956). Loosely agination, Harry Rasky's telescopiC lens to examine hi s places. An d, 10 and behold , it is in behemoth back to London. based on the life of a 19th century cumentary, " Homage to neighbor's nocturnal goings on . high places that the convoluted governess at the Siamese court, hagall: The Colours of Love." What begins as a questionable mystery begins to unravel. "Ver­ it stars Rex Harrison as the king akes a splendid motion picture. social trangression turns tigo" is a subtle, psychological film and Irene Dunne as Anna, a his Near Classic film portrait, serious, when Stewart thinks he melodrama and Hitchcock sets resolute English widow who owing at the St. Louis Art has witnessed a gruesome killing us up in style, using camera clashes with the archaic ways in ,useum on Friday, (1 :30 , 7 and by a brooding gentleman (Burr) - technique along with hi s skill at classics 1862 Siam, (now Thailand); a 15 p.m.) was produced to honor in a building across the way. montage to elicti maximum majestic production, laced with e 90th birthday of the great Kelly, a model and Stewart's impact. O'Brien deftly mixes terror­ alluring pretensions and culture­ th century artist, Marc g.irlfriend, adds her unimpaired I think these two films repre­ filled scenes of prehistoric colliding humor. hagall. legs to this dangerous spy game; sent Hitchcock's most stimulat­ vilence with the amusing foibles Coming attractions: A Graham Film critic Judith Crist said together they attempt to ens are ing period, when hi s art was of humans contending with Greene Classic mystery with is Chagall tribute, made in his crafty neighbor , after the reaching a creative summit. I anachronous situations. Berry, Orson Welles, two Preston anada in 1976, was a "glowing police have been unable to find highly recommend them. who won best actor Academy Sturges comedies, and m ore. cumentary, a paean to life and the corpse or confirm any Fans of the 1933 Classic, "King Award in 1931 for "The Champ," ories of the li ving, which offers viol ence: . Kong," can look forward to Satur­ • is effectively bellicose in his For additional Film Classic iritual refreshment not only Stewart, Kelly and Burr pro- day at 10:30 p.m., as KETC (Chan­ tenacious search for the dubious previews turn to Nick Pacino on lrough the artist's works, but . vid e excellent performances, nel 9) is showing its creativ e primeval beasts. KWMU 's (FM 91) "Sunday so in on-screen conversation while Hitchcock expertly builds redecessor, "The Lost World ." Short subjects: A biographical Magazine," from 10 :30 to 11 :30 ith the man whose very pre­ up the suspense, using clever Produced in 1925 as a silent film Near Classic, "Anna and the King p.m. nce carries a radiance." diversions to keep us guessing. adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Two more Hitchcock Classic "Vertigo". is a bizarre tale Doyle's science-fiction adven­ rillers arrive at the Tivoli about a former private eye ture, it features the inimitable leater for Friday and Saturday (Stewart), hired by a wealthy mug of Wallace Beery, and the reenings: "Rear Window" resident of San Francisco to dignified Lewis Stone. 954) with James Stewart, follow his wife (Novak), who has Special-effects pioneer Willis race Kelly and Raymond Burr, been exhibiting eccentric O'Brien, who created the d "Vertigo" (1958) starring behavior and wandering about astounding effects for "King Reasonable Fees/Certified Staff ewart and Kim Novak. the city. 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Include your name, 10 num· • graduated from $4/hr upw~rd . No ex­ I'm so excited to be going out with a ber, phone number, and the perience ne,eded, will tram mteres­ Miscellaneous MATCHBOOKS PERSONALlZEI\ frat rat now. I can hardly wait to see ela.slfleatlon under which your ad ted individuals. Stop by 203 Mark with your name or message lor ari'V: your toga. should run. Due to apace Twain for information. ·oCcasion. Choice of matChCI" Love, IImltatlona, only one ad per aub- THE LAST WORD. Letter quality typ­ colors and ink colors. Many ty Quick . ject may run. ing on computerized word pro­ styles available including . GRE Event and meeting notice... For Sale cessor. Manuscripts, dissertations, ,alphabet. Perfect lor parties. Mil. Lisa Trapp, ahould be Hnt to the Around theses, proposals, term papers, '.eat gilts. Will Print Anything! ~ . Hope you have fun this year. See UMSL editor, Steve Brawl.y. 1976 Nova, new tires, nice Intenor, resumes, multiple letters. Call 432- U · lor 50 imprinted matchbooks.'. you around. Good luck freshman. The d ..dlln. for aubmlttlng ada . $700.724-1372. 6470 . ~n 721-7516. Jane A. _hl_'Nt"; • Sept. 27,1984 CURRENT page n · SIGI

from page 7 con. Most students find the whole program enjoyable and most don't. " I asked if SIGI had a sense beneficial. " of humor. He assured me it did, "The "\ main thing I want and cautiously told me to wait to students at UMSL to know is that se.e,..for my.s.e.IL we see ourselves as having some­ thing to offer, and all students are welcome, no matter what the situation. We cater to all needs. I "We cater to all hope you will use us ," Carr needs. I hope you will said. use us." I used SIGI services, and was amazed at its wisdom . and - Bob C.arr humility. It was, for me, a simple task, requiring only a small amount of 'concentration and .. Wanting to find out how time. For such sacrifices I students who used SIGI rated its gained a ship full of advice and performance, I put the question suggestions which I had never to Carr. I had not expected such a thought about. I sincerely recom· strong answer. He reported that mend that each person reading "All students using the program, this article take the time to check Cedric R. Anderson after finishing, fill out both out this adventure. evaluations and replies as to SIGI is its name, and career FOR THE LONGEST TIME: Students wait early in the morning for the Thomas Jefferson Library their experience, either pro .or guidance is its game. to Qpen. . . _+.__ _ - •

ACROSS junction 1 Fish eggs 4 Greek 4 Paid notice marketplace 6 Take unlaw- 5 Railroad CROSS fully station 11 Current 6 Scoffed breakdown 7 Symbol for WORD 13 Wanted teilurjum 15 Pronoun 8 Lampreys 16 Thicket 9 Farewelll . 18 Dwell 10 Unit of PUZZLE Restaurant & Bar 19 Greek letter Bulgarian 21 Repetition currency 22 Compass 12 Alternating FROM COLLEGE point current: PRESS SERVICE • Open 11:30 a.m. for lunch 23 Second-rate abbr. J horses 14 Prefix: down • Best Sandwiche~ & Pizza in Town (At Least in Bel Ridge) 26 Employ 17 Stalk 29 Tardy 20 Likely 37 Airplane 54 Character in • 50 cent draft every day 31 Encounter 24 Conduct attendant " Othello" 33 Note of scale. 25 Diocese 42 Periods 55 Merganser • Ladies Day Every Day (Mon~Fri) 4~6 p.m. (Starts Aug. 31) 34 Hebrew 27 Slide of time 56 Hebrew letter month 28 Comfort 44 Hard-wood 57 Priest's • No Cover Charge 35 Three-toed 29 Tibetan tree vestment sloths priest- 46 Lawful 59 Note of scale 38 River in 30 Son of Adam 48 Go in 62 Printer's • Terry Beck Every Wed. (9-close) Scotland 32 Care for 49 Newspaper measure 39 Exists 36 Electrified paragraphs 64 Symbol for • All Blues Format on Weekends 40 Pronoun particle 51 Apportion rubidium 41 Lavish fond- Sept. 28 Silvercloud ness on 43 Back of neck Sept. 29 Ki~ Sparkle 45 Everyone Oct. 5 & 6 47 Sea nymphs Rondo's Blues Deluxe 50 Printer's Oct. 12 & 13 Billy Peek (Come see the boys play measure 52 Need the Blues) 53 Pronoun 56 Verso, e.g. Oct. 19 & 20 Rondo's Blues Deluxe 58 Showy flower & 60 Morning Oct. 26 27 Billy Peek 61 Click beetle 63 Come on the scene 65 Mixture 66 Rupees: * 9 blocks west of UMSL, 1-170 at Natural Bridge ....~ONA~ abbr. 67 Nod DOWN IIU-b~ST~~l 1 Debauchee 8911 Natural Bridge Road ~ .... n_DG« ~ ..., IWDTI-----..'~ 5 2 Expel I" . ~I > ~ 3 Latin con- :;~;~dge.Missouri II~~~:-"I ~ r «> 1983 United F.. ture Syndicate, Inc.

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$2 UMSL Students $3.50 UMSL Fac/Staff Friday, . $5 General Public co-sponsored October 5 Advance tickets available at University Center Information by fI 8:00 p.m. Desk or by calling 553-5536. arid Delta Zeta u. Cente.r Summit Lounge • page 12 CURRENT Sept. 27 , 1984

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• The UMSL Chess Club will meet Room 101 Stadler Hall. Admission is • A voter registration drive will be every Friday at 1 p.m. in Room .218 $1 with U MSL student I D and $1.50 for held in the UMSL Commons from 9 SSB. general admission. a.m. to 1 p.m. and again at 5 to 7 p.m. This registration drive i&. being spon­ • Th~ Fellowship of Christian • The University Program Board pre­ sored by the UMSL Student Associa­ Athletes will meet at 12:30 p.m. in sents a Video Dance at 8 p.m. in the tion and the National Student Room 218 of the Mark Twain Building. Mark Twain Building. For information' Campaign for Voter Registration. . This week's topic will be "Athletic and on this dance call 553-5536. Spiritual Conditioning." • The music department will host a • The St. Louis National College one-day workshop at noon in Room • The Society for Utopian Studies will Women's Budweiser Soccer Tour­ 205 Music Building. Theworkshopwill hold its annual conference at UMSL namentwill be held on the Mark Twain feature the group New Winds, which Sept. 28 through 30. The opening ses­ Field Sept. 28 through 30. Teams par­ is a virtuoso woodwind quintet. Call sion will be held today at 3 p.m. and will ticipating in the tournament include 553-5980 for information. ,CAMPAIGN focus upon "Nineteen Eighty-Four the universities of Cincinnati, Denver, in 1984." For program information Wisconsin, Missouri-Rolla, Southern call 553-5521 . . Illinois University-Edwardsville, Texas Tuesday A&M University, Quincy College and • The University Program Board pre­ UMSL. Forticket information call 553- 2 sents "Splash" at 7:30 and 10 p.m. in 5121 . • "Data .Processing II: Software • "The Learning Game: How to Applications" will be held on Tues­ Study" is a free workshop sponsored .days, Oct. 2 through 23. This course is by the Counseling Service. This designed to help simplify the use of a workshop will teacn a systemmatic at the movies microcomputer For more information way to learn and will be held at 2 p.m. in Allen Bauer is a successful young call 553-5961. Room 427 SSB. For more information businessman who feels love has • The voter registration drive con­ and to sign up for this workshop, call passed him by. And then in a "splash" tinues on the UMSL Commons. 553-5711 . he falls into the ocean and is struck unconscious during a boating acci­ dent. He awakens the next morning to the sight of a beautiful girl, whose long blonde hair flows over her otherwise Hamady's Perishable Press: nude fiqure. It's love at first sight for Allen. However there is only one slight complication: he's fallen hook, line, and sinker for a mermaid. The movie "Splash" is directed by Ron Howard and stars Tom Hanks, as the bachelor enraptured by the mysterious beauty, and Daryl Hannah, who has legs on land and fins underwater, and makes waves wherever she goes.

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• The Utopian Studies conference nament continues on the Mark continues today with sessions being Twain Field. held at 9 a.m., 11 a.m ., 1 :30 p.m., and 3:30 p.m. • The women' s volleyball meet, • The University Program Board con­ with teams from Lincoln University, A- 20th Anniver~ary Sampling of Handcrafted Books tiues with this week's film series. See Harris-Stowe State College, Principia Friday for information. College and UMSL participating, will • The St. Louis National College be held at 10 a.m. in the Mark Twain Women' s Budweiser Soccer Tour- Building.ICall 553-5121 for details. Wednesday \

JI '__ --- ..... -s_u_n_da....;..y • UMSL's Gallery 210 presents emphasizes vocal as well as nonver­ 13011-.. "Hamady's Perishable Press: A bal communication. Call 553-5961 for 20th Anniversary Sampling of registration information. • The UMSL Observatory will hold a Handcrafted Books." This exhibit • The UMSL For-ensics and Debate free open house from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. contains books produced by a single squad meets every Wednesday at 1 View the moon, the stars, and other sky artlst-craftsman-publisher and will be p.m. in Room 2 16 Lucas Hall. Call 553- ~1 0bjects through the 14-inch tele­ on display in t he gallery Oct. 3 through 5485 for information. scope, weather permitting. For more Nov. 5. An opening reception w ill be • The Gay Student Union w ill hold a information or for special held at 7 p.m. this evening for the meeting'at 1 p.m. in Room 7 5 J.e . Pen­ arrangements for group visits call gallery's guest artist, Walter Hamady. ney Building. 553-5391 . For furthur information about this exhibit call 553- 5976. • As part of the biology department's • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU seminar series, David Schlessinger every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. ' This • "Professional Communication will take a look into the "Structure and week take a look at the " Millonaire for.the Professional Woman" will be Processing of Ribsomal RNA." These .Referee" and learn about " Bringing held on Wednesday Oct. 3. at 6:30. seminars are held at 4 p.m. in Room Administration of Justice to the This Continuing Education course 325 Stadler Hall. Community." • The St. Louis National College • The Utopian Studies Conference Women ~ s Budweiser Soccer Tour­ concludes today with sessions being nament continues on the Mark held at 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. Twain Field. campus hO'urs

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Sept. 27, 1984 CURRENT page 13 sR_O______~ __~~ L-______-'- ______~______. ___ .. =:J Thumbs up, Rivermen blank Memphis State, 5-0 hatsofffor have freshmen of Paul's John Conway women reporter caliber." After a half-time pep talk Daniel A. Kimack If anyone was wondering why (Chew-o ut, if you will) by Dallas sports editor Riverman goalkeeper John Stahl and assistant coaches Tim The trend continues for the was named conference Player of Rooney and Dan Muesenfechter, Riverwomen, plain and simple. the Week last week, they weren't things started falling into place The question is , how long will wondering after his Friday for the Rivermen. UMSL trippled it continue? . night performance. its shots on goal and added three Slowly, but ever so surely, Stahl recorded .hi s third more tallies to the scoresheet: the UMSL women's soccer shutout in his last four efforts. Memphis. however. matched team is loosening a once-firm carrying the Rivermen to a 5-0 the Rivermen, shot for shot (12), victory over the Memphis State but was unable to score, blowing University Tigers. The win boos­ ted UMSL's record to 7- 1. ISAA RANKINGS sports UMSL 's offense, on the other Men's Division hand, had a slow start. Despite two Riverman goals, the offense II Soccer comment managed only four shots on goal in the first half - exactly the 1. Souther Connecticut grip on collegiate soccer pro­ same number of Memphis State (6-0-0) wess. It is starting to slip away shots: 2. Tampa from the top-rated teams in the "The first half was really mis­ 3. Davis-Elkins country, away from the best erable," said UMSL Coach Don 4. Florida International teams in the Midwest. Dallas. "We were really lucky. If 5. Seattle-Pacific But thumbs up and hats off. it wasn 't for Stahl, we could've ·6. Oakland Give the-m credit. been in trouble." 7. Missouri-St. Louis You see, the competition is After a dull and boring score­ 8. Slippery Rock more than opposing teams, less deadlock, forward Mike 9. California-Northridge now . Coach Ken Hudson and Brancato finally put the River­ 10. Midwestern State friends are fighting the inevit­ men on the board at 23 minutes, several "gimme" one-on-one able. They are battling the 31 seconds. The goal came after shots. Even an apparent goal by odds. UMSL back Dave Abeln broke Memphis State back Ken!y No longer is St. Louis the only away down field and hit Steve Heckman was negated by an soccer capital of the U.S. No Hoover with a short pass wihch offsides call. The call was longer are St. Louis women the was assisted to Brancato, who followed by a presentation of the only hot commodity in the quickly spun and blasted a shot infamous "yellow card," after women's soccer market - past a diving Memphis State Heckman felt obliged to give highly ranked, to be sure, but goalie. referee Tim O'Toole a piece of the growth and increased Six' minute later freshman sen­ his mind. interest in the sport has jumped' sation Paul Bielicki took a Memphis State, though, did dramatically. . picture-perfect pass from make some good shots on goal, "We still have a pretty tight Hoover and rocketed it in the left Sharon Kubatzky but because of Stahl's diving and lock on the St. Louis players," side corner at 29:35 to make the sprawling, a goose egg remained . Hudson said. "But things are CORNERED: Sophomore forward Mike McAlone (1 3) helps score 2-0. Memphis State goalie corner a Memphis State player Friday night. McAlone, who on the Memphis State side of beginning to get harder." Erik Gilley didn't have a chance. the scoreboard. A case in point is George missed last season as a redshirt player, has been a key to the The assist was Hoover's second Rivermen's 7-1 start. He was named Missouri Intercollegiate However, the UMSL side of the Mason's Michelle Haberstroh, of the night. scoreboard was beginning to an Incarnate Word gradu ate Athletic Association Player of the Week early in the season, and " It was really a nice goal," said who opted to go away to school. helped UMSL dump Memphis 5-0. Dallas. "We're really lucky to See "Soccer," page 15 Haberstroh was seduced away from the close-to-home, com­ muter campus of UMS L. Women drop to 2-3, first time .under .500 The wand erir1'g of local pro­ ducts, and increased participa­ goalkeeper. UMSL had just five move the ball," Hudson "I lifted her for three reasons," Daniel A. Kimack explained. "They came to the tion in high school and sports editor shots in the game. Hudson said. "First, because collegiate women's soccer in North Carolina's ' Suzy Co bb pass :md we tried to let the pass Ruth was down on herself and I other parts of the co untry are For the first time in their four­ opened the scoring at 6 minutes, come to us . You can't do that with didn't want her in on a slaughter. dislocating the Riverwomen year history, the soccer River­ 10 second s and propelled UNC to a team that strong.:' Second, because she wasn't play­ from the upper echelon. women have a losing record. a 3- 0 halftime lead. North Carolina won the ing well and she needed a shot in It can't be helped. Progress UMSL dropped to 2-3 after los­ "The difference in the game National Collegiate Athletic the arm. Third, because I felt was what they wanted in the ing a pair of games to two of the was North Carolina's' ability to Association title last season, and Micki Frederickson (one of the sport, and progress is what they nation's top teams last weekend seems stubborn to relinquish the Riverwomen's future hopefuls) got. - in Fairfax, Va. No. 1 ranked No . 1 standing this year. should get some time at fullback. A look ' at UMSL 's history University of North Carolina ISAA RANKIN(!S Returning keeper Ruth She will be a good player for bombed the women 5-0, and Harker, after allowing the fourth US ." . serves as a prime example. Women's Soccer Three years ago, when UMSL George Mason University were goal of the contest, was relieved Obviously, Harker didn't like first inserted women's soccer victors, 1-0. The two losses broke by back Theresa Klaus at 54: 18. riding the bench. She came back 1. North Carolina into its athletic program, there the camel's back and it was the Klaus curbed the apparent strong against George Mason, were rave reviews. "How long," first time UMSL has been shut 2. Connecticut rout during the last 35 minutes, ranked No . 8 in the country, many people thought, "before out two consecutive games. 3. Massachusetts allowing just one goal after UNC allowing the only goal at 43 :24. the Riverwomen bring a "We had our chances against 4. Central Florida worked a two-on-one break and And Guinner, who has pleased 5. Cortland . national title to this University George Mason," Coach Ken Hud­ beat her to the short side. Klaus Hudson immensely in her fiEst of Missouri affiliate in St. son said. "But North Carolina has 6. Vermont made seven saves. season, equalled the- team total Louis. Soccer is St. Louis." some unbelievable talent." 7. California-Berkeley Harker, who had been nails for of five shots against UNC with Well , things looked good Only forward Kathy Guinner 8. George Mason the Riverwomen during recent five in the George Mason game. alier Hudson's initial season. managed a decent shot at the 9. Santa Barbara years, will return to the nets in Midfielder Joan Gettemeyer's ·He coached the women to shoot, UNC goal, but that effort' was 1 O. Boste:>n College the upcoming St. Louis Ntional rocket over the top of the dribble, PC)ss, score and save rejected by the defense after the 16. Missouri-St. louis College Women's Budweiser their way to the National ball had squibbed by the Tournament this weekend. See "Riverwomen," page 16 Collegiate Athletic Association final four . . They did . Skaters battle Billikens to 4-4 preseason knot UMSL finished 16- 2-0 and finished iourth in the nation. The UMSL hockey team skated Starr, who manned the nets for period, total chaos broke out as playing some real hockey the last The women won every into action last Monday to take on the Rivermen last season. Starr the referee went right down the five minutes, with SLU scoring regularly scheduled game, but .St. Louis College Hockey is the beneficiary of some new SLU bench, tossing players as he the equalizer with just over' a lost to Central Florida State League's defending champs. and old talent this season. Among went. "All I said was,'Come on minute to go in the game College, 4-0, and the University Saint Louis University the returners are Jim Demos and ref. let us play' and he tosses of'Connecticut, 2-1, in the final Unfortunately, someone Jim LaPorta, each of whom me," said a disgruntled Billiken. For UMSL, the game proved four playoffs. They were ranked forgot to tell the game's officials played a strong game Monday. SLU lost four players on that one that UMSL is far ahead of where • No . 1 in the Midwest. that the players a-re supposed t(} exchange, and all the referee's they were last season at this

During the 1982 season, the provide the excitement. The I However, it was newcomer actions did was to almost cause time. UMSL had four different Riverwomen repeated in the officiating was terrible by any­ Mark Aegerter who may have had a brawl. forward lines, which is a far cry NO . 4 slot. A 14-2- 3 mark was one's standards, as the referee the biggest impact on the team. from last year, when the team enviable with a definite growth handed out a ridulous amount of During the first period, Aegerter This incident fired up SLU, as struggled to put together two of Increasing balance in the penalties, mostly against SLU. caught a SLU player with his they started hitting -anything or lines. Add to that, there are four NCAA. Again, they finished the head down, and leveled a tremen­ anyone in maroon, not all within players fighting for two regular season without a loss, What the officials dous hit on the helpless Billiken. the rules of the game. SLU was goaltending spots, and you can . but fell to the University of overshadowed was an exciting 4- The SLU player had to retire already shorthanded when see that the competition is North Carolina, 2-1, and Con­ 4 contest, even though it was only from the game with an obviously another Bill. was sent off for fierce. necticut, 2-1, in the final four an exhibition game. It was a fractured nose. At this time, the slashing after he took two vicious "We have three pretty solid tournament. They tied Central game where UMSL got a chance referee may have feared that he swings at an UMSL lines right now, " Starr said. In Florida twice, and Wisconsin to show off its new squad, and was sitting on an explosion just defenseman. fact, Starr's toughest job maybe stepped up to accomplish the performed very well against a waiting to happen, as he whistled But, to the credit of both replacing himself, as he played stubborn SLU team. everything after that. teams, the players gathered See "Comment," page 14 UMSL will be coached by Mark At the beginning of the third their composure and started See "Hockey," page 14 ' page 14 CURRENT Sept. 27 , 1984 Stats. 'Comment from page 13 same feat. championship. "It's like we have an extra per­ But here it is; The River· INTRAMURAL Things still looked good . A The team was slipping, not son in there." women make up a great team. championship, perhaps, was the players. Other NCAA teams That advantage is perhaps Perhaps not the greatest, but TOUCH FOOTBALL more than a dream. surfaced; that emergence was the only factor that can salvage great nonetheless. . But the '83 campaign cast League Standings for Week I fair warning. the year for Hudson and UMSL 's program is not on the some doubt. UMSL lost three Fair, because this season the friends. A championship crown skids. A slipping record and a Divisions games and didn't finish at the UMSL women are currently of this weekend's Bud tourney loosening grip on such a power­ Midwest's top spot. Hudson suffering the first-ever lOSing could rebuild some confidence ful soccer prowess are not the Division I remembers sneaking into the season at 2-3. Two losses last in the UMSL program. Maybe, results of poor performances, Pt. playoffs "by the skin of our weekend to George Mason and just maybe, they will move up inferior players, or bad W L T PF PA Dill. teeth" (the 11th pick in the 12- North Carolina put them oven from their current ranking as coaching. Sig Tau 0 0 2 1 6 15 Pikes 1 0 0 18 6 12 team field). George Mason the edge. the No . 16 team in the nation. Women's soccer is growing. Tekes 0 0 6 18 -12 University emerged to thwart The only streaks left for the But what about cham­ St. Louis no longer has a mon­ Sig Pi 0 0 6 21 - 15 the Rivermen 6-2 - the most Riverwomen are a dominance pionship? It is , as they say, opoly on women players. lopsided loss at the time - and of . St. Louis National College Division II against all odds. North Car­ Progress, my boy, progress. Pt. prevented them from reaching Women's Budweiser Tourna­ olina, the No. 1 team for the But thumbs up and hats off. W L T PF PA Dill. their lofty spot as one of the top ment and an unbeaten record at past two seasons, manhandled The UMSL women's soccer Grave 0 0 0 0 0 0 four teams in the country. home. The Budweiser tourna­ the Rivermen 5-0 last week. squad is still one of the coun­ Diggers Granted, scores of other ment is played on the. UMSL But, every dog has his day, try's best teams. After all, we Ra iders 0 0 0 0 0 0 United 0 0 0 0 0 0 college teams would be satis­ field. and every team has a bad game, have three All-Americans - Blacks fied with the record and finish. . "It's like there is a big wall according to Hudson. The Jan and Joan ·Gettemeyer· and ROTC 0 0 0 0 0 0 But this was a team destined to built in front of the goal when Riverwomen, he said, are a bet-. Debbie Lewis. That should Bush 0 0 0 0 0 0 Wackers win the national wel>lay at home," Hudson said. ter team than that. count for something.

Division II Pt. HOckey W L T PF PA Dill. Rowdies 0 0 0 0 '0 0 Steelers 0 0 0 0 0 0 from page 13 whether to make some cuts or remains baSically the .same as A hockey in Chicago last year, Shorts 0 0 0 0 0 0 just sit out some players on game last season, with Steve Villhardt, where he injured his knee and Floggers 0 0 0 0 0 0 Math Club 0 0 0 0 0 0 in all but three of UMSL' games nights. UMSL will go with four and Joe Goldcamp heading up the had to have surgery to repair last season. Greg Duvall seems lines and six defensemen,' most backline, with Aegerter and Eric the damage Overall Pt. the most likely to inherit Starr's likely. Joining Demos and Amundson among those who will UMSL opens regular season W L T PF PA Dlff. position, as he was the backup LaPorta upfront will be Ken Wit­ be added this season. play on Oct. 6 against Parks Sig Tau 1 0 0 21 6 15 last year. brodt, Jim Hofer 'and some new Aegerter joins the UMSL team College in the North County Rec­ Pikes 1 0 0 18 6 12 For Starr, he must now decide players. The defensive unit this season after playing Junior reational Complex. Tekes 0 1 0 6 18 -12 Sig Pi 0 1 0 6 21 -15

Division II Pt: w L T PF PA Dlff. Grave 1 0 0 48 0 48 Diggers Raiders 1 0 0 14 0 14 United 0 0 1 6 6 Blacks ROTC 1 0 0 14 8 6 Bush 0 1 0 0 14 -14 Wackers

Division III Pt. W L T PF PA Dilt. Rowdies 1 0 0 14 0 14 Steelers 0 1 0 8 14 -6 Shorts 0 0 1 6 6 Floggers 0 1 0 0 14 -14 Math Club 0 1 0 0 0 -48 Golf tourney Registration is still open for the Intramural Golf Tourna­ ment to be held at Normandie Golf Club tomorrow from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. -, Registration' fee is $7 for' greens fees, and stroke play will be' governed by the Callaway handicap system. Trophies will be awarded to • group winners for faculty, staff and students, and also for long­ est drive and closest to the pin. The tournament is co­ recreational. Call 553-5641 for information. Swimming . ~ ·try-outs Any full-time, undergrad­ uate men and women interest­ ed in trying out for the UMSL swim team should report to the. Mark Twain pool Monday at 3 p.m., or call Coach Rich Fowler t 553-5641 prior to the practice session. Competitive swimming ex­ r • perience is required, past or present, and includes competi­ tion at any age. ~ The Rivermen swimming team finished last season's schedule with the best-ever record at UMSL and placed two team members into the national competition.

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from page 13 with victories against Illinois change. At 63:41, after a free kick State University and the Univer­ by Tom Olwig, forward Ted Han­ sity of Cincinatti and were look­ tak scored the first goal of the ing ahead to Memphis State." second half raising the score to After trailing 3-2 at halftime, 3-0 in favor of the Rivermen. the Rivermen rallied to post a 4- Forward Mike McAlone was 3 come-from-behind win over credited with the assist. McKendree. Stahl, after giving "We really started putting up three goals, shut out McKen­ things together in the second dree in the second half. half," said Dallas, "passing and Goals were scored by Olwig. things like that we're really Westbrook, Hantak and Bielicki. working out." Each Riverman goal, except for Craig "Westy" Westbrook also the final point, was preceded by a put things together. Less than McKendree score. five minutes after Hantak's first Despite the seesaw scoring. goal, Westbrook stole the ball pattern UMSL outshot its oppo­ from a Memphi-s State defender nent 23 to 10 . and raced 30 yards before chip­ Rivermen notes: Forward ping in an unassisted goal at Mike Brancato suffered a 68: 1l. sprained ankle after tumbling Finally, the Rivermen rubbed over the Memphis State goalie. in the victory by scoring in the but is expected to return without Sharon Kubatzky last minute. At 89:17 Ted Hantak miSSing any action .. . Sunday's EN ROUTE: Midfielder Matt Holloran helps UMSL break away to a 5-0 win over Memphis . took a long pass from Chris game against Southeast Missouri Nelson and easily put the one-on­ State University was rained out. one shot past the Memphis State . .. UMS L will resume play goaltend er for the Rivermen's tonight at home against Missouri fifth and final goal. It was Han­ Baptist College at 8 p.m. and SEMES I ER IN SPAIN tak's second goal of the night. Saturday at Northeast Missouri State University. Not just for Spanish majors only, but for everyone: beginners, "in betweeri" Stahl finished the game with a students, and advanced. Put some excitement into your college career!! combined total of 12 saves including eight in the second . BEG INNER OR ADVANCED - Cost is aboutthe Live with a Spanish fam ily, attend classes Puzzle Answer same as a semester in a U.S. college: $3,380. four hours a day, fO\lr days a week, four half. Price includes jet round trip to Seville (rom months. Earn 16 hrs. of credit (equivalentt04 "That wasn't one of our better New York, room, board, and tuition com- - semesters taught in U.S. colleges over a two games," admitted Dallas. plete. Government grants and loans may be year time span). Your Spanish studies will be applied towards our programs. enhanced by opportunities not available in a 'Memphis State held its own for a U.S. classroom: Standardized tests show our team of locals (Memphis students' languageskills superior to students F-5 natives). " completing two year programs in U.S. Advanced courses also. * * * college you attend Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all ar­ The Rivermen slopped past rangements. McKendree College, 4-3, on Sept.

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