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SEASON 25, ISSUE 9: July 4th, 2014 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. Luck statistics 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

I had a program crash while processing the transfer list. The clubs that were possibly affected are Dirigentia con Brio, Car Park Rangers, Saturday Morning FC and Sjokoladen BK. I have calculated it by hand and tried to make sure it is right, but feel free to check yourself too.

The early deadline for issue 10 is Friday July 11, at 21:30 CET. The deadline for issue 10 is Friday July 18, at 21:30 CET.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 17 and 18 in the league (see section 12) * the Rosedale Knockout semi finals (see section 13)

This round, the home advantage is still 8 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule. All cup games are on neutral field (no home advantage).

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

By the time you read this, I have already sent out your teams. If you haven't received them, let me know.

I offer email reminders for the game - if you want to be reminded periodically about the deadline, let me know.

2. Broadcast messages

None.

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 15 ======

Serial Killers - Chicken Run 2 : 0 Scorers: Liu Pengli (38.), Jimmy Maketta (70.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Shae Chicken Run needed and wanted the points more here, but Serial Killers were stronger and managed to secure a two goal win.

Feyenoord - Desassossego Blues 1 : 0 Scorers: Theo de Jong (44.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Faustino A slight upper hand to the table toppers, which was enough to win the game.

Extreme - Kremlin 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Bodyguard (23., 84.) Booked: --- ***Bee Hormone Cure Bodyguard secured both points for Kremlin with a goal in each half. Formula 1 Legends - Twin Peaks Owls 1 : 1 Scorers: Paul di Resta (53.) ***Dale Cooper (19.) Formula 1 Legends had the upper hand in play here, but went down 0-1 in the first half and only managed to salvage one point.

FC Asskickers - Botanica 0 : 0 An even game with a deserved point for each club.

Fantasy Finale - Currents of Space 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Hennry Greanot (23.), Biron Farrill (70.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Evan Orgell A slight upper hand for the visitors here, and they were efficient and won by two.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 16 ======

Currents of Space - Serial Killers 2 : 3 Scorers: Verdani (78.), Comporellon (23.) ***FW Newb (24., 71.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Evan Orgell ***--- Serial Killers managed an upper hand here, and FW Newb made sure that turned into a win.

Botanica - Fantasy Finale 3 : 0 Scorers: Allium cepa (25.), Lunaria annua (48.), Potentilla sterilis (59.) *** --- A solid win for Botanica here.

Twin Peaks Owls - FC Asskickers 1 : 0 Scorers: Clinton Sternwood (37.) ***--- A clear dominance for Twin Peaks Owls and two deserved points.

Kremlin - Formula 1 Legends 1 : 4 Scorers: Bee Hormone Cure (45.) ***Bernie Ecclestone (72.), Jenson Button (11.), Telephone Sanitizer (89.), Charles Pic (41.) Booked: --- ***Niki Lauda A slight upper hand for Formula 1 Legends turned into a big win as they just kept steadily scoring.

Desassossego Blues - Extreme 6 : 2 Scorers: Charles Search (55., 76.), Bernando Soares (7.), Vicente Guedes (28.), Faustino (60.) ***vd Looij (56.) Penalties: 1 ***1 Booked: --- ***Cruyff, Muhren, vd Looij A solid win for the Blues.

Chicken Run - Feyenoord 1 : 1 Scorers: Brunhild (83.) ***Arnold Schloten (85.) Chicken Run are undefeated at home and Feyenoord are undefeated away, and neither run were interrupted after a draw where both clubs scored once towards the end.

The Championship Match day 15 ======

The Scientists - Saturday Morning FC 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Hello Kitty (47.) Booked: Waage ***Pinkie Pie A slight upper hand for the 2Ds was successfully turned into a win.

Cosmopolitan - Lake Tanganyika 1 : 1 Scorers: Wax (22.) ***Limnotilapia (71.) A heroic effort from Cosmopolitan let them claim one point from the table toppers.

Ubermenschen - Song of Ice and Fire 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Sent off: --- ***Jon Snow (20.) Booked: Brecht ***Cersei Lannister, Petyr Baelish A very clear upper hand for Ubermenschen in this game, but that apparently didn't help them even if they played most of the game against 10 men. And thus, Song of Ice and Fire become the first club to win away against Ubermenschen this season.

Springfield United - Love Songs 1 : 11 Scorers: Bart (58.) ***Cry Softly (27., 32., 52., 63., 89.), Hallelujah (37., 71.), One (18., 59.), Over the rainbow (49.), My Way (23.) Booked: --- ***One, Woman in Chains As the scoreline implies, this was a very comfortable win for Love Songs. Not as comfortable as the scoreline implies, though!

Erkrath Gladiators - Tamriel Athletic 1 : 0 Scorers: Martin (82.) ***--- A slow game where Erkrath managed to secure the win with a lone late game goal.

Madmartigan City - Oaks 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Pogrom (49.) Booked: Madman, Reclame, TV ***--- Oaks were a little stronger here, and that was all they needed for two welcome away points.

The Championship Match day 16 ======

Oaks - The Scientists 1 : 0 Scorers: Jest (67.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Maxwell Oaks secure their eighth home win in eight home games this season. Chances of promotion seem really promising by now!

Tamriel Athletic - Madmartigan City 2 : 1 Scorers: Sten Fog-Eye (22., 71.) ***Reclame (8.) Booked: --- ***Journaal, Loeki A slight upper hand to Madmartigan here, but Tamriel managed to escape with both points when Sten Fog-Eye turned 0-1 into 2-1.

Love Songs - Erkrath Gladiators 1 : 0 Scorers: My Way (75.) ***--- Booked: My Way ***--- My Way fought hard and secured the one goal home win for Love Songs.

Song of Ice and Fire - Springfield United 15 : 3 Scorers: Robb Stark (22., 27., 31., 53., 75.), Jaime Lannister (7., 59., 65., 70.), Davos Seaworth (10., 73., 78.), Jon Snow (37., 62.), Petyr Baelish (6.) ***Kwik-E-Mart (80., 87.), Homer (12.) A lot of entertainment for the spectators in the stands here.

Lake Tanganyika - Ubermenschen 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Habermas The definite top match of the round, with the two clubs who were #1 and #2 before this weekend facing off. It was the home side who were stronger, but Ubermenschen could celebrate one point as the first club to get anything at all away against Lake Tanganyika this season.

Saturday Morning FC - Cosmopolitan 3 : 1 Scorers: Hello Kitty (40.), Rainbow Dash (51.), Mr Squiggle (75.) ***Bride (9.) Cosmopolitan took the lead early, but Saturday Morning came back strongly, first with an equaliser before the break, and then two more goals for a 3-1 home win in the second half.

Division 1 Match day 15 ======

Foxwood City - Lunar Sea 0 : 0 Lunar Sea had the upper hand in this game, but Foxwood managed to save a goalless draw.

St. Helens - ENPS 1 : 1 Scorers: aniceplayers (47.) ***Duck Wals (56.) A slight upper hand to St. Helens, but table toppers ENPS managed to escape with a draw.

Fjortoft's Friends - Jirs Nightmare County 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Dyloron A solid upper hand for the home team, who are undefeated at home so far. However, Jirs Nightmare County managed a clean sheet and thus save one point.

Parsifal - Dummys 3 : 1 Scorers: Jo Verhaar (83.) ***Hiele (70.) Penalties: 2 ***- Booked: --- ***Herman An even game where both clubs got one goal from normal play, but Parsifal converted two penalties for a 3-1 win.

WrapUp - Queen 1 : 0 Scorers: My way (82.) ***--- WrapUp managed an upper hand here, but for a long time it seemed it was going to end goallessly. However, My way secured the win eight minutes before the end.

Car Park Rangers - Sjokoladen BK 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Oh Henry (35.) Car Park Rangers were the stronger team here, but Sjokoladen BK had no fear and won anyway - thus they became the first club to win away against Car Park Rangers this season.

Division 1 Match day 16 ======

Sjokoladen BK - Foxwood City 2 : 0 Scorers: Kit Kat (71.), Butterfinger (59.) ***--- A double win weekend for Sjokoladen BK greatly help their chances of promoting this season.

Queen - Car Park Rangers 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Hawkeye (8.) Booked: --- ***Green Arrow Car Park Rangers get the points they could've gotten in the other game, but here it was Queen that deserved them.

Dummys - WrapUp 1 : 0 Scorers: Jan (55.) ***--- Booked: Karl ***Leave me alone Both teams had their chances here, but Dummys had most and also scored the only goal of the game.

Jirs Nightmare County - Parsifal 0 : 0 Jirs Nightmare County were stronger in this game, but neither managed to score, so it's one point for each club.

ENPS - Fjortoft's Friends 2 : 1 Scorers: Jan Velde (28.), Theo Bakker (5.) ***Okapi (84.) ENPS got the best start in the match between the top two clubs of D1, and although Fjortoft's Friends tried to come back, they only got halfway there with Okapi's goal.

Lunar Sea - St. Helens 3 : 1 Scorers: Charon (48., 79.), Sycorax (32.) ***stayinthemiddle (43.) A solid game from Lunar Sea that puts some more distance between these two clubs.

Division 2 Match day 15 ======

New Generation - Insomniacz S-Pulse 0 : 0 New Generation had a clear upper hand here, but after failing to score, it's only one point for the home team. This is actually the first time New Generation draws at home this season.

Frock Frogs - Thinkers FC 2 : 4 Scorers: Froskelaar (60.), Gakk paa Duki (77.) ***Socrates (28., 44.), Aristotle (6., 69.) Booked: --- ***Socrates Thinkers FC were already up by three when Frock Frogs got going, and by then it was too late for the home side.

Gamblers United - Slartibartfast FC 4 : 1 Scorers: Brandon Braver (28., 63.), Connie Confronter (77.), Kina Kicker (30.) ***Trin Tragula (1.) Gamblers found the right way to confront Slartibartfast's early 0-1 lead, and in the end managed to win by three.

Dirigentia con Brio - the Professors of Jazz 4 : 2 Scorers: Abbado (17., 51., 60.), Svetlanow (7.) ***Herbie Hancock (25., 42.) A slight upper hand for Dirigentia con Brio was turned into a two goal win when Abbado decided to be on fire.

Jirs Park Rangers - The Odalisques 5 : 1 Scorers: Xaloron (7., 13., 21., 38., 46.) ***Lyn Rhodes (11.) Booked: Ymloron ***--- Xaloron made an attempt to get rid of Herbie Hancock on top of the goalscorer tally, securing five goals for the home team and a comfortable win.

Castaway - Ergodic Theorems 0 : 0 A goalless draw that Ergodic Theorems should consider themselves lucky to have claimed.

Division 2 Match day 16 ======

Ergodic Theorems - New Generation 1 : 0 Scorers: Birkhoff (20.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Front Fastener New Generation were stronger here, but Ergodic Theorems scored on one of few chances and claimed both points.

The Odalisques - Castaway 1 : 3 Scorers: Paula Squire (22.) ***Belkovsky (10.), Lanzarote (59.), Jolo (72.) The Odalisques dominated this game throughout, but somehow couldn't win it when they got three goals against. the Professors of Jazz - Jirs Park Rangers 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Miles Davis ***--- It seems the program has decided to have fun with all these results - table toppers Professors of Jazz had a clear upper hand here, and their visitors no shots on goal from normal play, and then Jirs Park Rangers decide the game on a penalty. That's the first home loss for Professors of Jazz this season.

Slartibartfast FC - Dirigentia con Brio 4 : 2 Scorers: Trin Tragula (16.), Fook (3.), Hotblack Desiato (68.), Telephone Sanitizer (10.) ***Abbado (10.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Telephone Sanitizer ***--- For once, a game where the best team won - a solid effort from Slartibartfast.

Thinkers FC - Gamblers United 3 : 6 Scorers: Karl Marx (57.), Socrates (28.), Aristotle (30.) ***Brandon Braver (47., 57.), Kina Kicker (3., 29.), Rachel Racer (40.), Connie Confronter (63.) Booked: Confucius ***--- A slight upper hand to Thinkers, but good efficiency from Gamblers United win them the game. This is the first time someone wins away against Thinkers FC this season.

Insomniacz S-Pulse - Frock Frogs 1 : 0 Scorers: Mihaly Sin (74.) ***--- Insomniacz scored the goals they should, and Frock Frogs didn't score the goal they easily could have, so it's two points for the home team.

Division 3 Match day 15 ======

Atrix FC - Sheffield Thursday 4 : 0 Scorers: Karin Berg (26., 56.), Tom Finch (89.), Nathan Noble (20.) ***--- A solid game from the table toppers and two more points for their quest for double promotion.

Night Owls - Yamagata Old Boys 2 : 0 Scorers: Black Owl (84.), Boreal Owl (6.) ***--- A goal in each half secures a solid win for Night Owls.

Elmstead Casuals - pirxy 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Ireneusz Igla (23.) pirxy have had a lucky season so far, and keep it up by winning an even game here.

Frillby United - Duckburg City 3 : 0 Scorers: Ken Jacobi (35.), Frank Koldod (36.), Nick Fields (88.) ***--- Frillby secure a deserved win that they needed to keep up in the promotion race.

Yorkies - Valiant City 1 : 0 Penalties: 1 ***- (1 missed) Booked: Rosewood ***Bonnie Boomer No goals from normal play, but Yorkies secured the home win by converting their penalty while Valiant City missed theirs. Magical World - Suginami Bad Boys 0 : 0 A goalless draw that Magical World was closest to winning.

Division 3 Match day 16 ======

Suginami Bad Boys - Atrix FC 0 : 0 Atrix FC were the strongest team here, but Suginami managed to ride off the storm and secure one point - and undefeated weekend for them!

Valiant City - Magical World 2 : 0 Scorers: Reese Ready (43.), Stephanie Stronger (19.) ***--- Booked: Cleopatra Cleanswift ***--- A solid win for Valiant City.

Duckburg City - Yorkies 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Schenker (6.) Booked: --- ***Waberer A slow game where Schenker scored on one of few chances and secured Yorkies the win.

pirxy - Frillby United 0 : 0 A slight upper hand for pirxy, but table neighbours Frillby escaped with one of the points.

Yamagata Old Boys - Elmstead Casuals 1 : 2 Scorers: Doug Deep (41.) ***Arbutnot (3., 45.) A goalscorer for each club, but Elmstead's Arbutnot had the sense to score twice.

Sheffield Thursday - Night Owls 1 : 1 Scorers: Glenn Loovens (27.) ***Boreal Owl (5.) Booked: --- ***Laughing Owl An even game with a deserved point for each club.

5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Feyenoord 4 2 2 4 4 0 + 11 18: 7 22:10 30 3.5 -49 Michael Hellige 2) Botanica 6 2 0 3 2 3 + 10 30: 20 22:10 16 4 486 Henry Springer 3) Curr. of Space 4 3 1 3 2 3 + 5 23: 18 19:13 52 3 224 Stephan Rink 4) Serial Killers 3 4 1 3 1 4 + 11 30: 19 17:15 0 4 1164 Dan Sellers 5) Desassossego B. 4 2 2 2 3 3 + 1 20: 19 17:15 40 3.5 -702 Oyvind H. Henriksen 6) Kremlin 5 1 2 1 4 3 - 2 14: 16 17:15 58 3 -728 Knut Brennhaug 7) FC Asskickers 4 2 2 1 3 4 + 3 20: 17 15:17 0 3 -703 Daniel Ingesson 8) Formula 1 Leg. 2 3 3 3 2 3 - 3 24: 27 15:17 94 4 -466 Michael Frenzel 9) Fantasy Finale 4 1 3 2 2 4 - 7 16: 23 15:17 24 2.5 2229 Michael Hellige 10) Twin Peaks Owls 3 2 3 1 4 3 + 2 16: 14 14:18 24 4 1762 Knut Brennhaug 11) Chicken Run 2 6 0 1 0 7 - 7 13: 20 12:20 124 3 521 Stephan Rink 12) Extreme 1 1 6 1 2 5 - 24 15: 39 7:25 86 2 274 Taco Kraijenbrink

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) L. Tanganyika 7 1 0 4 2 2 + 25 33: 8 25: 7 0 3.5 723 Iris van der Laar 2) Oaks 8 0 0 3 2 3 + 15 31: 16 24: 8 0 4 4660 Andrew MacAlister 3) Ubermenschen 6 1 1 2 4 2 + 18 24: 6 21:11 56 3 1179 Oyvind H. Henriksen 4) Saturday Morn. 6 2 0 2 3 3 + 8 28: 20 21:11 32 4.5 272 Ian Moes 5) Erkrath Glad. 5 2 1 2 1 5 + 2 17: 15 17:15 0 3.5 -231 Robert Koehnen 6) Love Songs 4 3 1 1 3 4 + 6 29: 23 16:16 44 4 -623 Michael Frenzel 7) Song of Ice n F 3 2 3 3 1 4 + 6 37: 31 15:17 106 4.5 -76 Trond K. Botnen 8) Tamriel Athl. 3 3 2 1 3 4 + 6 20: 14 14:18 8 3 3944 Henry Springer 9) Madmartigan C. 3 3 2 1 0 7 - 12 30: 42 11:21 52 2.5 721 Taco Kraijenbrink 10) Cosmopolitan 3 3 2 0 1 7 - 7 19: 26 10:22 0 3 556 Mike Parnaby 11) The Scientists 3 1 4 1 1 6 - 8 31: 39 10:22 36 2 -280 Camilla Skjerpen 12) Springfield U. 3 1 4 0 1 7 - 59 33: 92 8:24 88 2.5 2798 Holger Heiser

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) ENPS 8 0 0 4 2 2 + 27 45: 18 26: 6 72 3.5 1264 Ronald Post 2) Fjortoft's Fr. 4 4 0 3 3 2 + 11 26: 15 21:11 92 2.5 -809 Holger Heiser 3) Parsifal 5 1 2 4 2 2 + 7 21: 14 21:11 0 4 3232 Iris van der Laar 4) Sjokoladen BK 5 2 1 2 4 2 + 12 18: 6 20:12 0 4.5 256 Ray Setzer 5) Carpark Rangers 5 2 1 2 2 4 - 6 18: 24 18:14 74 3.5 -217 Michael Frenzel 6) Lunar Sea 3 4 1 2 3 3 + 1 23: 22 17:15 0 3.5 1175 Mike Brian 7) Dummys 5 2 1 1 2 5 + 3 36: 33 16:16 48 3.5 -475 Taco Kraijenbrink 8) WrapUp 4 3 1 1 2 5 - 7 15: 22 15:17 28 3.5 961 Henry Springer 9) St. Helens 3 3 2 0 2 6 - 8 19: 27 11:21 68 2.5 600 Michael Frenzel 10) Jirs N. County 3 3 2 0 2 6 - 14 17: 31 11:21 40 3 -787 Ulf Jiretorn 11) Queen 0 2 6 2 3 3 - 6 5: 11 9:23 76 2.5 2838 Ronald Post 12) Foxwood City 1 2 5 1 1 6 - 20 25: 45 7:25 74 3 3738 Craig Bucknall

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Prof. of Jazz 6 1 1 3 2 3 + 20 59: 39 21:11 64 2.5 1540 Deepak Mohoni 2) Castaway 5 2 1 2 3 3 + 18 31: 13 19:13 0 3.5 -802 Mike Parnaby 3) Jirs Park R. 4 4 0 3 1 4 + 15 35: 20 19:13 36 4 -109 Ulf Jiretorn 4) The Odalisques 6 1 1 2 2 4 + 12 60: 48 19:13 0 2 4441 Paul Cockayne 5) Thinkers FC 6 1 1 1 4 3 + 4 55: 51 19:13 32 3 426 Deepak Mohoni 6) New Generation 4 1 3 3 2 3 + 4 35: 31 17:15 40 3 110 Klaus Fritz 7) Ergodic Theor. 2 5 1 2 4 2 - 2 7: 9 17:15 0 3.5 174 Sigurd Segtnan 8) Gamblers Utd 3 3 2 3 1 4 + 11 40: 29 16:16 40 4 -417 Ulf Jiretorn 9) Diri. con Brio 5 2 1 1 1 6 - 1 42: 43 15:17 0 3.5 3321 Iris van der Laar 10) Slartibartf. FC 6 0 2 0 0 8 0 56: 56 12:20 82 3 -472 Deepak Mohoni 11) Insomniacz S-P 3 3 2 0 3 5 - 6 13: 19 12:20 0 4 1986 Housin Setia Winata 12) Frock Frogs 3 0 5 0 0 8 - 75 51:126 6:26 0 2.5 4316 HenrietteScarborough

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Atrix FC 5 3 0 5 2 1 + 28 35: 7 25: 7 0 4 557 Christer Kallin 2) pirxy 4 4 0 4 3 1 + 9 13: 4 23: 9 0 4 660 Marcin Makowski 3) Yorkies 7 1 0 2 3 3 + 30 43: 13 22:10 54 4.5 1244 Martyn Hathaway 4) Frillby United 7 1 0 2 3 3 + 3 26: 23 22:10 0 4 1655 Jed Stone 5) Valiant City 5 2 1 2 2 4 + 16 31: 15 18:14 36 3.5 -938 Ulf Jiretorn 6) Yamagata Old B. 5 0 3 3 2 3 0 28: 28 18:14 58 2.5 1068 Richard Jordan 7) Elmstead Casu. 3 3 2 3 2 3 0 31: 31 17:15 0 3.5 1040 Gary Picon 8) Night Owls 5 1 2 1 4 3 - 3 19: 22 17:15 4 3.5 795 Henry Springer 9) Sheffield Thu. 3 2 3 1 2 5 - 13 19: 32 12:20 0 2.5 -869 Steve Janecek 10) Magical World 0 5 3 1 0 7 - 20 5: 25 7:25 0 3 4215 Karin Heinkele 11) Duckburg City 1 1 6 0 3 5 - 15 8: 23 6:26 0 2 2084 Jorgen Bjornelv 12) Suginami Bad B. 0 4 4 0 1 7 - 35 4: 39 5:27 0 3.5 -526 Taro Kamei

Premiership: Teams 10 and 11 relegate to the Championship. Team 12 relegates to Division 1. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 4 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------11 Lunaria annua (Botanica) 10 Jimmy Maketta (Serial Killers) 9 Allium cepa (Botanica) 7 Paul di Resta (Formula 1 Legends) 7 Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks Owls) 6 Charles Search (Desassossego Blues) 6 Vicente Guedes (Desassossego Blues) 6 Liu Pengli (Serial Killers) 6 FW Newb (Serial Killers) 5 Charlie Whiting (Formula 1 Legends)

The Championship ------11 Limnotilapia (Lake Tanganyika) 11 Sten Fog-Eye (Tamriel Athletic) 9 Robb Stark (Song of Ice and Fire) 9 Marge (Springfield United) 9 Bart (Springfield United) 9 Dalton (The Scientists) 8 Cry Softly (Love Songs) 7 Jaime Lannister (Song of Ice and Fire) 7 Petrotilapia (Lake Tanganyika) 7 Sesam (Madmartigan City)

Division 1 ------12 Flummi (Fjortoft's Friends) 11 Herman (Dummys) 11 Jimbob (Foxwood City) 10 Duck Wals (ENPS) 8 Sycorax (Lunar Sea) 8 Hulk (Car Park Rangers) 8 Oh Henry (Sjokoladen BK) 6 Jan Velde (ENPS) 6 Victor Bartman (ENPS) 6 Kees Bakker (ENPS)

Division 2 ------25 Xaloron (Jirs Park Rangers) 22 Herbie Hancock (the Professors of Jazz) 17 Telephone Sanitizer (Slartibartfast FC) 16 Michael Brecker (the Professors of Jazz) 15 Rene Descartes (Thinkers FC) 15 Aristotle (Thinkers FC) 15 Froskelaar (Frock Frogs) 15 Abbado (Dirigentia con Brio) 14 Svetlanow (Dirigentia con Brio) 14 Lyn Rhodes (The Odalisques)

Division 3 ------16 Willie Betz (Yorkies) 10 Rhenus (Yorkies) 10 Transam (Yorkies) 9 Mark Spary (Frillby United) 8 Ric O'Shea (Yamagata Old Boys) 8 Frank Koldod (Frillby United) 7 Crispin Even (Yamagata Old Boys) 7 Arbutnot (Elmstead Casuals) 7 Miney (Elmstead Casuals) 7 Herbert Hermetizer (Valiant City)

7. Suspensions

Desassossego Blues: Faustino (1) Chicken Run: Shae (2) Extreme: Cruyff (1), vd Looij (1) Formula 1 Legends: Niki Lauda (2) Currents of Space: Evan Orgell (1) Song of Ice and Fire: Cersei Lannister (1), Petyr Baelish (1), Jon Snow (1) Ubermenschen: Habermas (1) Dummys: Karl (1) Slartibartfast FC: Telephone Sanitizer (1) New Generation: Front Fastener (1) Valiant City: Bonnie Boomer (1)

8. GM's Auction

The next GM's Auction will appear in issue 1 of season 26.

9. Transferlist

1) Renarin DMF III 8 for 449 to Valiant City 2) Stefan M II 8 for 514 to Dirigentia con Brio 3) Nietzsche G IV 1 for 52 to Night Owls 4) Postman Pat M III 6 for 236 to the non-league 5) York M II 8 for 514 to Dirigentia con Brio 6) Baby Ruth F II 8 for 480 to Car Park Rangers 7) Good luck F VII 5 for 23 to Sheffield Thursday 8) Jenkinson F II 8 for 480 to the non-league

New offer ------1) From Sjokoladen BK: 5th Avenue S II 10, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 1200) 2) From Sheffield Thursday: (min 1500 kKj) Chris Kirkland G II 10, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 1200)

10. Sales to the non-league

Oaks: Rockfel (640 kKj) Car Park Rangers: Wolverine (188 kKj), Thunder (176 kKj), Wim Rijsbergen (160 kKj) Insomniacz S-Pulse: Albert Adamski (560 kKj) Jirs Park Rangers: Xuloron (320 kKj), Xoloron (316 kKj) The Odalisques: Nikki Buchanan (420 kKj), Michaela Reeves (396 kKj) Frillby United: Charles Frisbee (120 kKj), Noel Duplas (160 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 17 match day 18 Serial Killers - Feyenoord : Botanica - Serial Killers : Extreme - Chicken Run : Twin Peaks Owls - Curr. of Space : Formula 1 Leg. - Desassossego B. : Kremlin - Fantasy Finale : FC Asskickers - Kremlin : Desassossego B. - FC Asskickers : Fantasy Finale - Twin Peaks Owls : Chicken Run - Formula 1 Leg. : Curr. of Space - Botanica : Feyenoord - Extreme :

The Championship ======match day 17 match day 18 The Scientists - Cosmopolitan : Tamriel Athl. - The Scientists : Ubermenschen - Saturday Morn. : Love Songs - Oaks : Springfield U. - L. Tanganyika : Song of Ice n F - Madmartigan C. : Erkrath Glad. - Song of Ice n F : L. Tanganyika - Erkrath Glad. : Madmartigan C. - Love Songs : Saturday Morn. - Springfield U. : Oaks - Tamriel Athl. : Cosmopolitan - Ubermenschen :

Division 1 ======match day 17 match day 18 Foxwood City - St. Helens : Queen - Foxwood City : Fjortoft's Fr. - Lunar Sea : Dummys - Sjokoladen BK : Parsifal - ENPS : Jirs N. County - Carpark Rangers : WrapUp - Jirs N. County : ENPS - WrapUp : Carpark Rangers - Dummys : Lunar Sea - Parsifal : Sjokoladen BK - Queen : St. Helens - Fjortoft's Fr. :

Division 2 ======match day 17 match day 18 New Generation - Frock Frogs : The Odalisques - New Generation : Gamblers Utd - Insomniacz S-P : Prof. of Jazz - Ergodic Theor. : Diri. con Brio - Thinkers FC : Slartibartf. FC - Castaway : Jirs Park R. - Slartibartf. FC : Thinkers FC - Jirs Park R. : Castaway - Prof. of Jazz : Insomniacz S-P - Diri. con Brio : Ergodic Theor. - The Odalisques : Frock Frogs - Gamblers Utd :

Division 3 ======match day 17 match day 18 Atrix FC - Night Owls : Valiant City - Atrix FC : Elmstead Casu. - Sheffield Thu. : Duckburg City - Suginami Bad B. : Frillby United - Yamagata Old B. : pirxy - Magical World : Yorkies - pirxy : Yamagata Old B. - Yorkies : Magical World - Duckburg City : Sheffield Thu. - Frillby United : Suginami Bad B. - Valiant City : Night Owls - Elmstead Casu. :

13. Rosedale Knockout semi final draw

Erkrath Gladiators vs. Serial Killers Twin Peaks Owls vs. Extreme

14. Luck statistics Rosedale Premiership: Feyenoord have reclaimed the luckiest mantle. Twin Peaks Owls stay unluckiest. The Championship: Saturday Morning FC are now most fortunate. Ubermenschen become most unlucky. Division 1: Now best luck for Parsifal, Queen are still most unfortunate. Division 2: Ergodic Theorems keep being luckiest, while New Generation now have worst luck. Division 3: pirxy are still luckiest, Duckburg City stay unluckiest.

15. Address list