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WHAT BRITAIN READS ABOUT US BY PHIL AULT JOHN KIERAN on UNIVERSAL TRAINING Scenes like this are typical of the Lincoln Highway and Pike's Peak Highway ONLY BY HIGHWAY you meet the real America! • There's just one way to know and enjoy the thousands of miles of other equally interesting magnificent Country in which you live. That's highroads to all This Amazing America. to see it close up, face to face, within hand-clasp Greyhound's cost-per-mile is very low— there's range of its friendly and interesting people— in relaxation as a skilled, safe operator handles the the very shadow of its trees and mountains— wheel— there are no parking or storage bothers— along its lively and pleasant residential streets. you can sit back and fully enjoy the passing scene. That way is the Highway. Which is the same as And all who travel Greyhound get an extra saying, "By Greyhound"— because Greyhound bonus of scenic travel— the experience of meeting alone serves nearly all the famous-name National the real America close up . for these are Highways of the U. S. A. and Canada, plus pleasures you'll find Only by Highway. G R E7HOUN "No!" you say grimly, "that young- the conversion privileges and the ster I've just tucked in must never optional methods of payment to ANY have to fight a war as I did!" your beneficiaries which your Gov- OTHER To which we reply* "Double ernment insurance offers? If not, check!" you can get a quick, simple ex- QUESTIONS? But your boy will have to fight planation of all these provisions the ordinary battles of life. Maybe from the local New England some extraordinary ones, depend- Mutual Career Underwriter. He's Is there other information you want about the G. I. Bill of Rights, pensions, hospitalization, ing on how your luck runs, and clarifying them for veterans every vocational training? This free booklet gh^cs the you will certainly want to keep day— and the fact that he doesn't facts in brief, understandable language. It has been sent to service men all over the world—and your National Service Life Insur- make a dime on National Service has brought jis thousands of letters of thanks. We ance for his future protection. Life doesn't matter. See him he'll — mail it post-paid to any veteran—just write for Are you completely familiar with be of real help to you. your copy to 501 Boylston St., Boston ly, Mass. A Note to World War I Members of the Legion As your local Post of the American Legion welcomes returning veterans of World New England Mutual War II, we believe the booklet, "Infor- mation for Veterans," will be of value to Insurance Company Boston you in helping them along the road back \ife f|||| of into civilian life. Write for a free copy today. We'll also be glad to mail a copy George Willard Smith, President Agencies in Principal Cities Coast to Coosf to your relative or friend still in the ser- The First Mutual life Insurance Company Chartered in America — 1835 vice, if you'll send us his name and address. The AMERICAN LEGION Magazine THE AMERICAN ion- MARCH. 1946 MAGAZINE VOL. 40 • NO. 3 Please notify the Circulation Department, Publications Division, Post Office Box 1055, Indianapolis, Indiana, if you have changed your address. Be sure to give your 1946 membership card number and both your new and your old address. editorial and advertising OFFICES • One Park Avenue, New York 16, N. Y. EXECUTIVE AND ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES • Indianapolis 6, Indiana Cover Design Drawing by Thomas Flannery Sound Off! 6 UMT—A Must By John Kieran 9 There's only one answer to this important question. What Britain Reads About Us By Phil Ault 10 To many Englishmen we're still a nation of screwballs. Classic Stuff Leaves Me Cold By L. Stanley Marshall 12 The kids were good—too good jor a gyp night club. To Keep 'Em Rolling By Alvin H. Goldstein 14 CRAFTSMANSHIP It takes manpower to keep horseless buggies in action. They're Out to Get You By Harry Lever 16 One of the prime elements of good crafts- The crooks want the gold under that discharge emblem. manship is pleasure in the doing. Certainly this is true of Old Grand-Dad. For when Did You Bring Home a Booby Trap? By E. B. Mann 19 you take your first sip of this fine bonded That souvenir iveapon may be all right, but you'd better make sure. bourhon you just naturally feel that he who made it took great delight in his craft. Who Says Vaudeville's Dead? By Lou Berg 20 And that out of this delight he imparted How the war put new life in this part of show business. to Old Grand -Dad a flavor, "I'm a Veteran. Judge" By Roberta Rose 22 aroma and mellowness such Handling the ex-GI who gets tangled up with the law. as you've not experienced The Birling Match By Arr Carlson 24 in many a long day. Why The story of Chipmunk, who came back with his old tricks. not make that long Pipe Dreams with a Future By David Stick 26 •lay a short one here- How vets are being initiated into an old craft. after by taking Old Grand-Dad per A Fight on Their Hands By James A. Burchard 29 Baseball tough competition manently into stars are in for from newcomers. your family Boating's on the Boom By Everett B. Morris 30 circle ? The war has opened up new things for those who like fun afloat. China Won't Forget Chennault By Gretta Palmer 32 The Chinese are unemotional, but not concerning Chennault. Parting Shots 72 Postmaster: Please send notices on form 3578 and copies returned under labels form 3579 to 777 N. Meridian St., Indianapolis 6, Ind. The American Legion Magazine is the official publication of The American Legion and is owned exclusively by The American Legion, Copyright 1946. Published monthly at 455 West 22d St., Chicago, III. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of Oct. 3, 1917, authorized Jan. 5, 1925. Price, single copy, 15 cents; yearly subscription, SI. 25. Entered as second class matter Sept. 26, 1931, at the Post Office at Chicago, 111., under the Act of March 3, 1879. Roland Cocreham, Baton Rouge, La., Chairman of the Legion Publications Commission ; Robert W. Colflesh, Vice-Chairman. Members of Commission: Claude S. Ramsey, Raleigh, D'es Moines, Iowa, N. C. ; Jerry Owen, Oakland, Calif. ; Theodore Cogswell, Washington, D. C. ; Lawrence Hager, Owensboro, Ky. ; Frank C. Love, Syracuse, N. Y. ; Earl L. Meyer, Alliance, Neb. ; Harry R. Allen, Brockton, Mass. : Paul B. Dague, Downing, town. Pa. ; Tom W. McCaw, Fort Sill, Oklahoma ; Harry Benoit, Twin Falls, Idaho; James P. Hollers, San ; McGovran, Charleston, Raymond F. Gates, Rocky Hill, Conn. Antonio, Tex. T. H. W. Va. ; Director of Publications, James F. Barton, Indianapolis, Ind.; Editor, Alexander Gardiner; Director of Advertising, Thomas (). Woolf ; Managing Editor, Boyd B. Stutler; Executive Editor, Joseph C. Keeley ; Art Editor, Edward M. Stevenson ; Associate Editors, David Stick, Robert B. Pitkin. Bottled in Bond -100 Proof The Editors cannot be responsible for unsolicited manuscripts unless return postage is enclosed. Names of NATIONAL DlSTILURS PRODUCTS CORPORATION, characters in our fiction and semi-fiction articles that deal with types are fictitious. Use of the name of any person living or dead is pure coincidence. NEW YORK EDWARD LON GST RE TH MEDAL PROGRESS MEDAL FARADAY MEDAL WILLARD GIBBS MEDAL FRANKLIN INSTITUTE SOCIETY OF MOTION PICTURE ENGINEERS INSTITUTE OF ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS CHICAGO SECTION OF AMERICAN CHEMICAL SOCIET1 ELLIOTT CRESSON MEDAL HENRY MARION HOWE MEDAL CHARLES B. DUDLEY MEDAL FRANKLIN GOLD MEDAL FRANKLIN INSTITUTE AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR METALS AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR TESTING MATERIALS FRANKLIN INSTITUTE DAVID EDWARD HUGHES MEDAL GOLD MEDAL JOHN PRICE WETHERILL MEDAL JOHN FRITZ MEDAL ROYAL SOCIETY. LONDON AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF CITY OF NEW YORK FRANKLIN INSTITUTE FOUR NATIONAL SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES More than 50 awards from learned and professional societies have been presented to staff members of Bell Telephone Laboratories Medals for their scientific discoveries and inventions. Awards include the Nobel Prize in Physics, the Hughes Medal of the Royal Society, London, the Willard Gibbs Medal, the Franklin Gold Medal, and the John Scott Medal. Milestones Bell Laboratories scientists and their associates explore every scien- tific field which offers hope of bettering communications. That is why Bell System research is so important to the future of sound and television broadcasting, as well as to the ever-improving standards of telephone service. BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEM . The AMERICAN LEGION Magazine THE EDITORS' CORNER JOHN KIERAN w UNIVHfSAl TRAINING 'THOMAS FLANNERY, our cover artist. * served as an armorer in a bomb group for a year and a half and as a staff artist for Yank, The Army Weekly, for more than a year. He says he had to take a bust from corporal to buck private when he switched over to Yank, but he came out of the war a staff sergeant, so he's happy about the whole thing. A Reasonable Reason A friend of ours works for an outfit which recently sent out a big batch of postcard questionnaires on the subject of the return of prohibition. Included among the cards which came back was one from a man in Baltimore who said that he drinks beer, wine and hard liquors both at home and in bars, but that nonetheless he favors the return of prohibition. His reason for these seemingly conflicting views was briefly but fully outlined in a notation on the bottom of his card.