OBITUARIES FROM CALVARY

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Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews, Crucified for blasphemy

CALVARY- Jesus Christ, 33, of Nazareth, News, healing the sick, touching the lonely, died today on Mount Calvary, also known as feeding the hungry, helping the poor and rais- Golgotha, the Place of the Skull. Betrayed ing the dead. by the Apostle Judas and rejected by His Jesus was also noted for telling para- own people, Jesus was crucified by the Ro- bles about His Father’s Kingdom and per- mans under the orders of Governor Pontius forming miracles amongst those who were suf- Pilate. Causes of death were crucifixion, ex- fering. These signs included feeding thou- treme exhaustion, severe torture and loss of sands of followers with only five loaves of blood. bread and two fish as well as restoring the eye- A descendant of Abraham, Jesus sight to a man born blind. On the day before Christ was a member of the House of David. His death, Jesus held a Last Supper cele- He was the son of the late Joseph, a carpen- brating the Passover Feast, at which He fore- ter, and Mary, His devoted Mother. Born in a told the end of His Earthly Ministry. stable in Bethlehem, Judea, Jesus is survived His body was quickly buried in a stone by His Mother, Mary; His faithful Apostles; grave generously donated by Joseph of Ari- numerous disciples and many other followers. mathea, a loyal friend of the family. By order Jesus was self-educated and spent of Pontius Pilate, a boulder was rolled in front most of His adult life working as a Teacher. of the tomb and Roman soldiers were put on Jesus also occasionally worked as a Medical guard. Doctor and it is reported that He healed In lieu of flowers, the family has request- thousands of patients. ed that everyone try to live as Jesus did: by Until the time of His death, Jesus was loving everyone- even enemies- unconditionally. teaching, preaching and sharing The Good Donations may be sent to anyone in need.

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