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VOL. XXI, NO. 76 TUESDAY, JANUARY 26, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Reagan: union still ‘strong’ ilSTkTOl COOT CO Associated Press Without specifying a figure, Reagan urged Congress to ap­ WASHINGTON -President prove more aid for the Contra Reagan said Monday night in rebels in Nicaragua. He also his final State of the Union mes­ called on the Senate to ratify sage that the United States was the recently signed agreement “strong, prosperous, at with the Soviet Union to abolish peace,” and he asked Congress intermediate-range nuclear to help make his last year in weapons. office “the best of eight.” “ I don’t buy the idea that this Reagan chastised Congress is the last year of anything,” for its often-chaotic budget Reagan said. process of passing budget bills The president said he has a after deadlines have passed full agenda for his final months and combining all federal in pow er: keeping the economy spending in catch-all legisla­ strong, maintaining peace, at­ tion. tacking social problems, par­ “ Congress shouldn’t send an­ ticularly in education, and other one of these,” he said. promoting the spread of “And if you do, I will not sign democracy worldwide. it. Stevenson arrested Big Chill comes to ND The campus was transformed Monday as a cold frontmorning, the temperature dropped 9 degrees within on alcohol charges combined with a low pressure system passed 45 minutes, according to Dick Addis, weatherman at through. As the front reached the campus during the WNDU. The Observer / Michael Moran By DENNIS CORRIGAN and plead innocent to a charge Sports Editor of criminal conversion at a hearing Dec. 28. Stevenson will Notre Dame basketball for­ face trial on that charge April ward Mark Stevenson was ar­ 8 . rested Sunday morning on On Sunday, Stevenson was charges of minor consumption stopped at about 2:30a.m. after of alcohol by St. Joseph County he pulled into North Village Police, according to John Heis- Mall too fast and didn’t not pull ler, Notre Dame assistant over for an initial police sports information director. cruiser, according to a report Heisler indicated that no ac­on WNDU-TV. tion had been taken against A second cruiser pulled him Stevenson by either Irish head over. A breathalizer test given coach Digger Phelps or the at the county jail showed Athletic Department. Atheletic Stevenson to be just under the Director Dick Rosenthal was legal limit, the report said. out of town Monday and was Minor consumption of alco­ not scheduled to return untilhol is a Class C misdemeanor. late that night. Stevenson, 20, also was ar­ Stevenson, who is averaging rested Dec. 13 at University 11.5 points per gam e for the 11-4 Park Mall on preliminary Irish, practiced with the team charges of theft by deception Monday afternoon. ■ ■ ■ ■ SMC Prof pleads not guilty$246 million raised

By PATRICK O’CONNOR fully in Hiler’s office and In a press statement in Notre Dame drive Staff Reporter refused to leave until they released January 20, the By ERIC M. BERGAMO dergraduate scholarships has felt assured that Hiler was Pledge of Resistance stated Senior Staff Reporter been raised, and a mere 22 per­ Not guilty of criminal aw are of the severity of the that the five would plead not cent of the planned $27 million trespassing was the plea of group’s intentions, or until guilty because they believe The “Notre Dame: A Strate­ fund for graduate fellowships St. Mary’s mathematics pro­ they were forced to leave, the Reagan administration gic Moment” fundraising cam­ has been attained, Sandman fessor Peter Smith and four Smith said. “is in violation of interna­ paign has raised $246 million said. others in St. Joseph County We were “resisting with tional law as defined in the towards a goal of $300 million, Still, a large number of the Superior court Monday. our bodies as a means of Nuremburg Principles.” but some of the campaign goals campaign’s objectives have The five, members of a showing our dedication” to Criminal trespassing, a are far from being fully been met. “We’ve come a long group calling itself Pledge of the cause of saving the class A misdemeanor, realized, according to Joseph way,” he said. Resistance, must wait until people of Nicaragua, said carries a maximum penalty Sandman, director of develop­ Campaign goals for profes­ February 1, to be assigned Smith. of up to a $5,000 fine and/or ment. sorships and buildings are a court date, according to a At approximately 2 p.m. up to one year in jail. “Even though we are close “virtually funded,” he said. representative of the county on December 24, after a Smith, a long time peace to the goal, we have some key prosecutor’s office. night of reading statements activist, has been arrested campaign goals that are not Facilities that have been The charge stems from to Reg Wagle, Hiler’s dis­ twice previously in similar near funding,” he said. funded through the campaign the group’s Christmas Eve trict director, the group was situations. In 1985, he was Only 29 percent of the $10 m il­ are two new women’s dorms, sit-in held in 3rd District arrested and charged with arrested along with 30 other lion goal for the Memorial Li­ Knott and Siegfried halls, the Congressman John Hiler’s trespassing, he said. Pledge of Resistance mem­ brary has been attained Friemann Life Sciences Build­ office to protest U.S. support Hiler, who was not present bers for staging a similar Sandman said, adding theing, the Loftus All-Sports Cen­ of the Contra Rebels in for the sit-in, eventually protest of H iler’s support of money would be used to buy ter, the Eck Tennis Pavilion Nicaragua. made plans to speak with Contra aid. The group new books and expand currentand a new classroom building The protest began Dec. 23 m em bers of the Pledge of pleaded not guilty at the 1985 collections. that construction has yet to at 3 p.m. when Smith and Resistance group to discuss Also, only 42 percent of the four others gathered peace­ the affair. see PROTEST, page 4 $60 million endowment for un­ see FUND, page 4 page 2 The Observer Tuesday, January 26, 1988 In Brief Our hearts forever, Superbowl or no Hundreds in Dallas rallied to show support for their police department after an officer was fatally shot Satur­ Disappointed football fans of the other 26 NFL day when bystanders goaded on his assailant. Dallas police teams will dutifully sit down this Sunday to Sandy were still trying to identify bystanders who shouted “Shoot watch the consolation game of the him, shoot him” to a mentally ill man who grabbed the season . .. the Super Bowl. Cerimele officer’s gun in a struggle. The man fatally shot the officer Super Bowl Sunday has become an American in the face. -Associated Press tradition for sports fans and non-sports fansSaint Mary’s Editor alike. The event begins a week before kickoff, with obnoxious prognosticators telling the public that the game will be the greatest battle since the Trojan war. Deep inside, they know it will be a blow-out, Of Interest but it is blasphemous to attack an America in­ stitution. They predict a close, high-scoring game with lots of action. Observer Of Interests and In Briefs may be submitted The hype continues throughout the week on at the Observer office on the third floor of LaFortune the lucky Super Bowl network, ESPN and in Student Center until 2 p.m. prior to the date of publication. the towns from where the two teams hail. Of Interests announce free, campus-wide events of general MI interest. The Observer reserves the right to edit all sub­ We hear what each player has had for break­ mitted materials and determine which items it will fast on Game Day, and the quarterbacks of both publish. -The Observer teams will undoubtedly end up arm wrestling in some Coke commercial, making snide com­ Acts for the BCAF talent show must be reported ments about the outcome of the game. today to the coordinators. Call Tracy Lowery or Agnes Everyone’s attention is on the big game even Peterson at 4072 or Carla Morris at 4380. -The Observer if their team is out. So what about the other guys? Isn’t it about Rodrigo Atria will speak on “Opposition Journalism tim e there was a real match-up of some greener porch lights were lit to “burn 'em for Bernie.” under the Chilean D ictatorship” today at noon in 131 Decio. teams to the Super Bowl field? I was awakened every morning to my mother’s -The Observer A Super Bowl that featured the Minnesota exhuberent chorus of “Here Come the Browns.” Vikings and the Cleveland Browns would be aMy aunt wore Dawg tags all week, my brother The philosophy club pizza dinner will be today much better game. gave up talking for barking, my mom called from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. in the basement of Grace. All are off work and took a nerve pill before the game invited.-The Observer Being from Ohio, I have been raised with theand even my grandmother, who frequently asks Cleveland Browns. Ever since I could saywhat inning it is, was screaming “Come on, Constitutional interpretation will be tackled in a “touchdown,” the Browns have been the onlyDEFENSE!” joint speech by the Hon. Daniel Manion, U.S. Circuit Judge team in football. And all for what? ... to be teased all the way for the U.S. Court of Appeals, and Sotirios Barber, Notre That’s what happens when parents brainwash back into the Dawg house by those nasty Dame professor of government and international studies. their children . . . they lose touch with reality. Broncos. How could they do that to us? They Manion and Barber will speak at Carroll Auditorium at But in football, fans are not part of the real did it last year, they’ll do it again if they can. Saint Mary’s on Wednesday, Jan. 27 at 7 p.m. -The Ob­ world. But the beauty of Browns fans and other fans server From the days of the “Kardiac Kids” and awho are faced with similar annual devastation disappointing loss to the Oakland Raiders inis loyalty. The Fellowship of Christian Athletes will have 1981 to last Sunday’s bitter second-time loss to a meeting tonight at 7:30 p.m. in the Stanford 24-hour the nasty Denver Broncos, we have suffered. Ask any Browns fan if he or she has thrown lounge. -The Observer We suffer because it is the same scenario in the towel on the team. Ask Vikings fans if every year. The Browns have a good season,they care about the Super Bowl now that their Overnight homeless shelter volunteers will have they take first place in the ever-threatening team and city had the same taste of glory an organizational meeting tonight for sign-ups. At Saint AFC central division and the town prepares forsnatched away last Sunday. Not a chance. Mary’s sign-ups will be at 6:30 p.m. in the gameroom of playoff domination, never considering the factSure, we will all watch the Notre Dame bas­ Haggar College Center. The Notre Dame sign-up will be that the team might lose. ketball game and get dragged into the circus at 8:15 p.m. in the Center for Social Concerns. At that This year was no different. of pregam e hoopla. We’ll drink beer, eat nachos time, volunteer dates will be selected.-The Observer and cheer for these teams with a hint of bitter­ The Cleveland Plain Dealer printed bannersness that has turned into apathy. We’ll even sit The Boorays will play tonight at Theodore’s at 9 p.m. and Dawg masks to be hung and worn in publicthrough the hideous half-time spectacular. The concert is sponsored by the Overseas Development during the week, and victory songs were on But our hearts will be with our teams: the Network. -The Observer every radio station within a hundred mileBrowns, the Saints, the Vikings, the Oilers, and radius of the city. maybe the 49ers. Once again, but with no less Juniors interested in reading at the JPW Mass should In my hometown, Youngstown, home of enthusiasm, “Maybe next year.” come to Sacred Heart Church on Wednesday at 4 p.m. Bernie Kosar, the Cleveland quarterback, Go Redskins. Anyone interested in helping write the communion medi­ tation for the Mass should contact Helen at 4416 or Nancy at 2764. -The Observer THE KNIGHTS I LEARN We are only The Bagpipe club will hold an organizational meeting minutes from campus." Wednesday at 7 p.m. in the Montgomery Theatre of LaFor­ tune Student Center. No experience is necessary and the CPR, We now have a brand new club is open to any students or faculty. For more infor­ MALE DEPARTMENT mation, contact Paul Harren at 3475.-The Observer PLEASE. BRING IN THIS COUPON AND SAVE, Take a lilesoving j Project Head Start will have a meeting Wednesday Red Cross CPR course. from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. in the Center for Social Concerns Haircuts are $6 with this coupon. for all those interested in teaching 4-year old pre-schoolers I American Red Cross basic skills. The program takes place from 8 to 10:45 a.m. 277-1691 on Tuesdays and/or Thursday mornings. Transportation is provided.-The Observer FRESHMEN FRESHMEN FRESHMEN

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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods.The Observeris published by the students of the THURSDAY, JANUARY 28 6:30 P.M., 8:00 P.M. University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre (All four programs will be the same. Every freshman should plan to attend one.) Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. FRESHMEN FRESHMEN FRESHMEN Tuesday, January 26, 1988 The Observer page 3 Student financial aid to be subject to taxation

By MATT GALLAGHER “If the grant is covering tui­ is tax free. Furthermore, any 25 to 30 percent of the student’s would be affected by the new Staff Reporter tion, fees, books, supplies, or earnings from a summer job income. law. equipment-no problem. It’s will also be taxed, since the stu­ Enclosed in this mailing was Scholarships and grants for not taxable,” said Milani. He dent has already taken the “We have to ask if this is a worksheet which helped room and board are now sub­ also said that a student could standard deduction, accordingequitable,” Milani said. “If people to estimate the impact ject to taxation, says account­ no longer claim himself as a to Milani. What this means to someone is on a full ride, we’re of the new law on individual ing Professor Kenneth Milani. personal exemption if his or her a student who receives $3,000 talking about someone who has cases. According to Milani, stu­ parents already claim the stu­ in room and board aid andpretty strained financial re­ dents are now obliged to pay dent. earns $2,000 in a full-time sum­ sources. Now we’re taking Keener Han also has planned federal taxes on any aid they “It’s a double whammy. mer job is an additional $384 in away 25 percent or 30 percent several workshops next month receive for room and board andRoom and board is $3,000 in in­ taxes paid to the federal gov­of his summer income.” (the exact dates and times to travel allowances as a result of come, plus (students) cannot ernment. be determined) to help stu­ the Federal Tax Reform Act of claim themselves as exemp­ Milani also pointed out that Kathy Keener-Han, a finan­ dents assess the influence of 1986. This includes any aid tions,” said Milani. this figure does not include any cial aid counselor in the Office the new laws. She also said that received on or after Aug. 16, Milani said that an averagestate or local taxes, which of Financial Aid who is respon­ Milani would be instructing 1986. student who gets $3,000 for might take an even larger sible for educating Notre Dame students in the affects of these The new law does not extend room and board will wind upchunk of the student’s income. students about the effects of the new laws; these students would to aid paying student fees, with an extra $460 in taxable When Social Security and other new tax laws, stated that a let­ subsequently be available to books, supplies, and tuition, ac­ income, after taking the stan­ deductions are added in, Milaniter was mailed in Dec., 1987 to help others with their tax cording to Milani. dard deduction of $2,540, which mentioned, this can amount toall students who probably returns. Student Senate passes redistricting resolution By GREG LUCAS In order to accomodate the moves Stanford and Keenancreased student participation be left unrepresented,” Car­ Copy Editor addition of two new women’s form district 2 to district 1, St. in government. rigan said. dorms, Knott and Siegfried, theEdwards from district 1 to 2, A preliminary vote indicated The simpler five-district pro­ With student elections on the Senate passed a proposal alter­ and Carrol from district 1 to 3. that the five district proposal posal passed in a subsequent horizon, the Student Senate ing current senate districts. Under this resolution, Dis­ was favored over the seven-vote, where four of the mem­ worked feverishly Monday The resolution, proposed by trict 4 and the off campus dis­ district one by a count of eight bers who had supported Hof­ night to resolve the jurisdictionSenator Mike Carrigan, retains trict will remain the same. to five. 12 votes were required fman’s proposal voted for Car- problems that will result in the the five districts, increasing The proposal passed by a to pass either proposal. rigan’s resolution in order to next few years from the the constituencies in all but two vote of 12 to one over a rival Senate members generally assure the representation of numerous changes planned onof them. It places both Knott bill mandating the creation of agreed that some resolution the two new dorms. campus. and Siegfried in district 2,seven districts. had to be passed before the Carrigan argued that Hof­ The seven-district proposal meetings for next year’s inter­ fman’s proposal to tighten and was presented by Senator Sean ested senatorial candidates unify the senate districts would Hoffman, who argued that the begin. not justify the loss of Senator addition of two senators would credibility that would accom­ provide for more congruent “If no resolution is passed, pany reducing the num ber of districts and promote in­then Knott and Seigfried will constituents. “The district is only as big as you let it be,” he said. Shamrock Apartment Motel Carrigan also questioned Wir Sprechen Deutsch, On Parle Francais, Si Parla Italiano, Se Habla Espanol. why the seven-district system Large 1 Br. 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support of the university trus­ Fund tees, then reached the “general constituency” through events Bayh admits he used pot continued from page 1 on campus and in cities begin on, according to throughout the nation, Associated Press open and honest even if it isbetter judgment than that in a Sandman. Sandman said. embarrassing,” said Bayh. top official like a governor,” The campaign, begun in May The programs are designed INDIANAPOLIS -Secretary He said he hoped “a mistake said Durnil. 1987, will continue until Dec 31, to inform people about the cam­ of State Evan Bayh admitted made when I was 18 is someth­ Durnil pointed to a recent In­ 1990, he said. paign and to ask for a commit­ Monday that he smoked mari­ ing people can understand.” dianapolis Star survey that A wide spectrum of fundrais­ ment to the drive, he said. juana once when he was an 18- Bayh said that he told his fa­ showed almost half of Hoosiers ing activities have been used in The campaign also uses per­ year-old college student, but ther, form er three-term U.S. questioned said they would be the campaign, Sandman said. sonal visits to the campus, tele­ considered that experiment “a Sen. Birch Bayh, about the in­ less likely to vote for someone “We try to be as personal in phone solicitations and letter mistake that I regret.” cident and “he said he under­who had used marijuana. our approach,” he added. campaigns in the fundraising, The 32-year-old Bayh, a can­ stood.” “According to that survey, it Notre Dame first secured the he said. didate for the 1988 Democratic Bayh said he used marijuana doesn’t play very well with nomination for governor, saidin a social setting with friends, people in Indiana,” said Dur­ he tried a substance he but never used it again afternil. A (Strategic Moment Update believed was marijuana in the one experiment. The survey showed that 46.34 1974, when he was a student at “I submitted to peer pres­ percent of the 800 people polled at a glance Indiana University insure in a moment of weakness, in early January said they Bloomington. and I regret it,” said Bayh. “It would be less likely to vote for “I tried it. I didn’t like it. I (marijuana use) is not a part someone who admitted Campaign Goal never tried it again,” said Bayhof my life.” smoking marijuana. Another at a hastily called news confer­ State Republican Chairman 47.9 percent said such a revela­ ence in his Statehouse office. Gordon Durnil, one of Bayh’s tion would make no difference “It was a mistake that I made most persistent critics, said he in voting decisions. when I was 18.” was surprised by the announce­ Nationally, about 27 percent $246 million (out of projected $300 million) Bayh said he decided to make ment. He said he had reports of people polled say they would the admission after he was Bayh had tried marijuana, but be less likely to vote for some­ Memorial Library fund______asked by a reporter over the claimed “that is the type of in­ one who admitted marijuana ■ 29% weekend if he had tried mari­ formation you wouldn’t use” in use. juana. Bayh said he answered a campaign. Bayh is opposed for the Dem­ $2.9 million (out of projected $10 million) the question truthfully and He predicted the announce­ocratic nomination by former Undergrad Scholarship fund______decided to make his response ment could call Bayh’s judg­ Kokomo Mayor Stephen Daily, known to all the media and the ment into question in the mindswho was campaigning Monday 42% public. of Hoosier voters. and couldn’t be reached for $25.2 million (out of projected $60million) “I think it is important to be “I think people want a little comment. Graduate Fellowship fund______22% Annual Winterfest set to begin $5.9 million (out of projected $27 million) By LISA MONTPETIT said Smith Hashagen, vice In other news, Hashagen an­ News Staff president for student affairs. nounced that the Keenan Thursday’s events will in­ Revue Party will be held in Pudgy man The Saint Mary’s Program­ clude outdoor activities and areHaggar immediately following bilked ming Board announced its finalstill being discussed, she said. the production. A disc jockey plans Monday night for the 2nd A Winterfest hotline is avail­ and food will be provided. women of millions Annual Winterfest to be held able at 284-5231 for students She also introduced Rozel Feb. 1-5. who have any questions re­ Gatmaitan as the junior class Associated Press who asked that her real name Activities begin Monday garding the weeks events, saidvice president to replace Anne not be used. The 47 year old night with “Willie Wonka and Cahill. Palam aro. SAN FRANCISCO -Short, Marin County real estate bro­ the Chocolate Factory” which pudgy and balding, Lee ker had never married when will be shown at 9 p.m. in Car­ lAVWAAWAWWWWWWV Sawaya was an unlikely she met the man introduced as roll Hall. Tickets will be sold HAPPY 21st Casanova. Franklin Rossi and married at the door for 50 cents, said So investigators are puzzled him Jan. 8 after a whirlwind Mary Carol Cahill- how the middle-aged man with courtship. Tuesday will feature free BIRTHDAY droopy “puppy eyes” allegedly tubing at Bendix Woods from 8 charmed scores of women and The scam might never have to 11 p.m., she said, adding that TOM PICHETTE bilked them for millions of dol­ unraveled had it not been for athere will also be buses running lars in phony investment deals.friend who showed Sarah’s every 40 minutes. A schedule Detectives unraveling the wedding picture to a party will be posted in LeMans Hall. coast-to coast caper allege guest who recognized Sawaya “Buses will also be provided “Now you can Sawaya spent his adult life as as the man who earlier on Wednesday night for stu­ legally demand a devious “Prince Charming”romanced and cheated her, dents who wish to participate who may have swindled asPolice Det. Gary Jiminez said. in bowling at Beacon Bowl,” your rights” many as 1,000 victims before he was arrested Jan. 11 at a San Francisco restaurant while CINTIS CORPORATION dining with his wife of three From: Mom, Dad days, a woman he proposed to One of the nation’s largest Spot, Craig the day they met. “He was not that attractive. uniform rental companies w w v w w w w w w He was short and overweight, iiiiiiimimiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiimNiiiMiiiiiNiiiiiimiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii but he had a way about him,” will be hosting a student open said Sawaya’s wife, “Sarah,” house for all students in STUDE’S LOUNGE Management/Marketing. Corner of Ironwood and Mishawaka Ave. Protest Cordially Invites ND & SMC To Join Us: continued from page 1 The open house will be on arraignment but never went to WICKED WEDNESDAY: court because the charges were January 26th at the Morris dropped weeks before the trial. In addition, Smith said he was Inn in the Alumni Room from Frozen of Regular Long Island Ice Teas $2.50 arrested in the early 1970’s 7-9 p.m.______24 oz Draft Beers demonstration in Washington $ 1.00 D C., protesting the U.S. pres­ Domestic Canned Beers $ 1.00 ence in Vietnam. Despite his arrests, Smith OOOOO! Imported Canned Beers $1.75 said that his job as professor All Shots $ 1.00 at St. Mary’s College is in no IT’S BILL MUELLER’S 21st! way jeopardized. He said that this most recent demonstration was worthwhile THURSDAY: because “people need to be con­ scious of the conflict in HAPPY Any Shot $ 1.00 Nicaragua,” and this arrest and exposure “got things in the 24 oz Draft Beers $ 1.00 new s.” BIRTHDAY Asked if he would participate FREE SNACKS in other similar demonstra­ MUSIC-DJ-BEST IN TOWN tions, Smith replied that the Pledge of Resistance already FERRIS! TOP 40 DANCE MUSIC has tentative plans to hold an­ other protest next week to ex­ from, press dissent with further pro­ NO COVER posed U.S aid to the Contras the real FLASH Across the street from7-11 Food Mart and that he would participate. . Accent Tuesday, January 26, 1988 Pa9e 5 ND alumnus ‘sports’ Fake Flynn foils foreign frolic broadcasting skills verybody has these bizarre ideas about what happens Eto people who study abroad. My grandmother, for CHRISTINE GREGORY Hemingway style : short, important thing, because there instance, thought that I would come back as Errol Flynn or something, all debonair and worldly-wise.Wrong. I only accent writer declarative sentences to ex­ are so many people, is to fill a press yourself. It's the most need when you go to apply for came back with the knowledge of how anti-Errol Flynn I Editor's note : Don Criqui. valuable, practical thing I ever a job, as opposed to having a am an d will always be. notre Dame alumnus and NBC learned at Notre Dame: how to resume saying, T can learn Still other people think you'll return hating America, with sports broadcaster, returned to write and consequently how to this" and "I'll do anything to your hair dyed purple and your nipple pierced. Maybe Notre Dame to cover the Notre communicate on the air. learn that. " That's not good some people do. Nobody I know did. Dame-Kansas basketball game. How else do you think Notre enough because they want Or people assume that you'll come back with all these This is the first in a two-part Dame prepared you for your somebody that can help them witty anecdotes which will somehow encapsulate the whole interview. career not just in terms of now. What you can do is find experience of w a y off-cam pus life. skills used in a specific field the need for that station or that I offer the following witty anecdote as proof that I did on Criqui came to Notre but In terms of developing publication and then you can not turn into Errol Flynn. It is a story that almost could Db a m e in the fall of 1958 yourself and your thinking go in with a game plan of how have h appen ed in Bridget's. It really did happ en In from Kenmore, N.Y. While here, process? you can help them. In other London. The names have been ignored to protect the he majored in communication The greatness of a university words, your point of attack embarrassed. arts and spent much of his isn't the courses. It's the asso­ when you're being interviewed I always felt kind of lost in the nightclubs in London. time at WSND, delivering sports ciation with bright motivated should be, "What I can do for broadcasts. (This was before people. That's where the real you if you hire me?" Kevin Walsh m

Behind the Screen Door

Toto, I don't think we re in Theodore's anymore. Maybe it was the lager, but more likely it was the atmosphere. Green, red and blue laser lights flash through the smoke in sync with the skull-numbing thump of the latest Euro neo-disco junk. Two gigantic soft sculptures of a male and a female acrobat hang high over the dance floor in the dark. Both are nauseatingly over-exaggerated, very fat and very naked. Blondes in black slink by. They are tall and tan and perfectly content in their ignorance of my existence. One perches on the edge of a couch next to an empty space, alone. I'm thinking, "Hey, I'm in London now and it's about time I turned on my Errol Flynn act to bag some European babes." Very suavely, I sit down next to her. Once seated next to this vision, all that my mind comes up with are cliches. "You know, you look ju s t like a really good friend of mine. Can I buy y o u a drink?" "What's a nice dame like you doing in a crummy joint like this? Can I buy y o u a d rin k ? " "What's your sign? Can you buy m e a drink? " While I'm rummaging through this verbal K-Mart the "lady " next to me taps me on the shoulder. THIS, I'm thinking, is my big chance. Sexy European accent here I come. She says in her sexy European accent, "Dm, someone is already sitting there.. . " "Yes?" I say, trying to smile mysteriously and wondering if she really is a member of Bananarama.

Don Criqui announces news and sports at WSND as a Notre Dame student In 1962. Criqui is now a sports broadcaster with NBC. w vncame into being.) After value of going to college is. I How would you describe your graduation, he served in th e Airwasn't a great student but I responsibilities as a play-by- Force Reserve and worked at think I got as much out of col­ play announcer? several stations, developing hislege as anybody could. If Notre It's pretty basic to identify; skills as a play-by-play announ­ Dame exports anything from you make the whole broadcast cer. Among these stations were that campus with the students, flow. You set up an analyst WSBT South Bend an d WCBS its integrity-which is the most who talks about the "why" New York. Since 1979, he has valuable human attribute there that's happening. You also been part of the WNBC New is when you get out in the have to be very informed so York staff where he broadcasts world. you can tell your audience on both television and radio. Let's talk about what you're things they haven't heard doing now. Do you remember before about teams they have How would you characterize when and why you first got watched a lot. And it has to do Notre Dame while you were Interested in sports broadcast­ with the style of presenting it. there? (1958-1962) ing? How do you get that infor­ I think it was a pretty austere I don't know any specific rea­ mation, those insights that environment. I think that's why son why. I was always inter­ people haven't heard before? It is a bad turn of events. Errol Flynn might call It an people from Notre Dame tend ested in broadcasting and Talking to them: talking to unmitigated disaster. Why do I care what Errol Flynn would to be successful. To go people who did games, from people that are involved in the say? He was a homosexual Nazi spy, wasn't he? through four years of what it sometime when 1 was very games, talking to people who Instead, I try to salvage at least common decency by was like, you had to be a pretty young. Just based on a boy's play these teams, just a variety saying something devastatingly witty. My mind churns and disciplined person. I think it interest in sports I guess. You of sources from which you all I come up with is... pays off in the long run. The know, I really didn't think I build up a network of informa­ "Oh." more you're away from it, the could get into the business. I tion and you bring it all to ­ I try to take my time and compose myself. I drink deeply more you see the uniqueness figured it w as too hard. gether. For every hour you're from the pint of bitter that I just paid way too much of it. How does someone go about on the air, there's many, many money for. The world looks distorted and strange through You were a communication getting into the business more hours preparation in the fisheyed bottom of a pint of bitter. arts m^jor. What sort of curric­ today, considering it's so com­ broadcasting. The goddess next to me taps my shoulder again as I ulum did that involve? petitive? stand up. Perhaps she is realizing the error of her ways, I It involved various aspects of The hardest part about get­ In the second part of this think. writing and broadcasting. ting into broadcasting is get­ interview, Criqui discusses The sexy European accent again, "...and, um, your There were some tremendous ting the first job. Once you get working with ex-athletes and zipper is down. " Neat. professors who taught how to it, if you're good, the rest kind other Notre Dame graduates What an amazing and exciting place to live. write. They taught a basic of takes care of itself and then now working in the broadcast­ Now I will stumble back into the anonymity of the crowd, writing style - almost like a you can move up. The most ing field. just as I did that night. Viewp Tuesday, January 26, 1988

The responsibility AIDS: a question of AIDS education The only ‘vaccine’ available is education

Ignorance is not bliss. For many people, the mention of their services can be done by calling The Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s community, for the word AIDS results in reactions (284-9781) or visiting their clinic (9th the most part, is sadly unaware of how to deal with like: “I’m not a homosexual or IV floor, County-City Building). the threat of AIDS. It is time for students, faculty, and drug abuser, so I’m not at risk.” Within the South Bend community administrators to acknowledge the problem and begin “I’m tired of hearing about AIDS... is a Community Action Group whose to deal with it effectively. I don’t want to hear anymore.” purpose is to provide support and in­ AIDS is not a disease that affects only homosexuals formation to those individuals Carol Seager dealing with the AIDS issue. and I V. drug users. Recent statistics show that there The University has sponsored a has been a rise in AIDS and AIDS-related cases in the campus-wide seminar which in­ general public, including children, parents, and college guest column cluded presentations by couselors, students. physicians, clergy, and AIDS Our community cannot plead ignorance to the threat However, in steadily increasing patients. of AIDS. This ignorance has already contributed to the numbers, we are coming to realize Counseling is available through spread of AIDS and AIDS hysteria. that AIDS is a deadly disease about the customary campus sources - the The solution for ignorance is education. which we must all be concerned. Al­ Counseling Center, Campus Mini­ The administration must provide information about though the high risk groups continue stry, Rectors, other clergy, etc. preventing AIDS. The Student Health Centers at both to be homosexual and/or bisexual In addition, we are currently ex­ Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s offer literature regard­ males and IV drug abusers, recent ploring the feasibility of bringing statistics are showing a leveling off AIDS education into dorms and, pos­ ing responsible measures for safety. Awareness, of the cases of AIDS in homosexual sibly, the classrooms. however, should not be limited to the Student Health and/or bisexual males and an in­ Like Notre Dame, colleges and Centers. crease in the heterosexual popula­ universities across the country are Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s should also increase tion and IV drug abusers. frustrated by the difficulty in getting community awareness of the disease and its implica­ Each of us, as individuals, has a AIDS information to students. Public tions by implementing educational programs. Such responsibility to know the facts as­ meetings (campus wide) are not well programs could include mandatory physical education sociated with this deadly disease and attended. Apparently, for a signifi­ classes, dorm discussions, student mailers, and desig­ to act in a manner which reduces cant number of students, there is a nated counseling sessions. and/or eliminates the potential of be­ fear of being seen at an AIDS With that information, members of this community coming infected with or transmitting meeting. Written materials, though will be better able to make competent decisions about the AIDS virus. effective, may often go unread. It is their actions and prevent the spread of AIDS. Recognizing and dealing objec­becoming increasingly apparent tively with AIDS and the threat it that the most effective methods of A university’s mission is to educate. In this it must poses is extremely difficult. To do so communication are those which not fail. Our community cannot afford to put itself at forces us to address, simultaneously, either insure anonymity (HOTLINE, risk because of ignorance. To do so would be deadly. the concepts of death and sexuality. individual couseling) or where dis­ AIDS is a disease with intense moral cussions can be held in smaller, less and physical implications. threatening groups (dorms, clas­ One of the most effective ways of srooms). controlling the emotional responses The University’s commitment to to AIDS and reducing the panic AIDS education is, in part, the result - The Observer which can result is to know the facts. of actions taken early in 1986 when Currently education is the only “vac­ an interdisciplinary committee was cine” available for AIDS. The Uni­ formed to draft a policy. The efforts versity is very sensitive to this needof that committee resulted in the for information. Consequently, stu­ drafting and, subsequent, endorse­ dents can have their ques­ ment of the University’s AIDS tions/concerns about AIDS ad­ Guideline which has been in effect dressed through a variety of since August of 1986. The guideline, On a weekly basis The Observer will select m ethods: which applies to the entire campus an issue that is of interest to the community. University Health Services has community, emphasizes that each available a large variety of written case of AIDS must be handled on an In order to present various views on the issue, materials. These materials are individual basis and that all deci­ columns will be solicited from members of the available in the lobby along with sions/action must be based on medi­ school community. An invitation is also ex­ other health care information. Since cal and scientfic facts. these materials were first made As individuals we each have a re­ tended to members of the Administration. In available, they have been used in far sponsibility to seek out the facts addition to these contributions, The Observer greater numbers by the students about AIDS and conduct ourselves will also comment on the issue. than any of the other in a manner wich reduces or pamphlets/brochures. eliminates the risk of contracting The Observer welcomes letters to the Editor Within each dormitory, the rector and spreading this devastating dis­ concerning the opinions presented on these has been asked to display a poster ease. Simultaneously, the University and other issues. The Observer, however, which contains the national HOT­ has a responsibility to assist in the LINE telephone number for AIDS (1- dissemination of information on reserves the right to edit all letters, and the 800-342-AIDS). By calling the num ­ AIDS and to respond both compas­ shorter the letter the better chance it has for ber, a student can in a very personal sionately and objectively when con­ publication. You may address the letters to The and anonymous manner, ask ques­ fronted with the AIDS on the Notre tions and express concerns. Dame campus. Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556. The St. Joseph County Health De­ partment is a source for information, Carol Seager is the Director of Uni­ couseling, and testing. Accessing versity Health Services.

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P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556(219)239-5303 Editor-in-Chiel...... Kevin Becker Business Manager John Oxrider M anaging Editor...... Mark Pankowski Advertising Design Manager...... Molly Killen New s Editor ...... Chris Bednarski Advertising Manager...... Steve Clark N ew s E d ito r...... Jim Riley Production Manager...... Melissa Warnke Viewpoint Editor Chris Murphy Projects Manager...... Mark McLaughlin Sports Editor...... Dennis Corrigan Systems Manager...... Shawn Sexton The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University of Accent Editor Michael Naughton Controller...... Tracy Schindele Noire Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College It does not necessarily reflect the policies of Saint Mary's Editor...... Sandy Cerimele G raphic Arts Manager Laura Stanton the administration of either institution The News is reported as accurately and objectively as Photo Editor...... Jim Carroll possible Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the majority of the Editorial Board Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors Column space is available to all members of the school community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 oint page 6 - 7 of awareness and action A call for caring and compassion It is impossible to read a newspa­ Saint Mary’s College and the Uni­ tragedy when they face it-please per, listen to the radio or watch tele­ versity of Notre Dame enjoy a proud God you will never have to. But if vision and not be bombarded withtradition of preparing Catholic men you do confront AIDS in family, the international tragedy that is and women, as well as those of other among friends or in the workplace, AIDS. What began as a medical con­ faiths, for positions of leadership in perhaps you might remember my undrum a scant seven years ago has the arts, education, government, re­ friend’s words, and my experiences. escalated to pandemic proportions. ligion and the sciences. We have a Aids is and equal opportunity dis­ The uncertainty which surrounds unique opportunity then, as we ven­ ease. While often attributed to gay this phenomenon has bred fear and ture outside this campus, to bring men, the virus infects men and wo­ panic. It is conceivable that as many with us that tradition of compassion men, black or white, heterosexual or as 1.5 million Americans may be in­ and that thirst for justice that is part homosexual. fected with the AIDS virus. Since of the Gospel and is also part of the Persons with AIDS are persons. As 1981, when AIDS was first reported charism of the pioneer Holy Cross children of God, they have a right to in the United States, the Public sisters, brothers and priests, and expect our love and concern. Health Service and the Centers for their associates, who started these Persons with AIDS fear that they Disease Control have reported over institutions we enjoy today. Nowhere will eventually die. Those faced with 40.000 cases of AIDS, of which over is the cry for justice and compassion terminal illness experience stages * 20.000 have resulted in death. greater in our day than for Persons denial, anger, "bargaining,” depres­ With AIDS. sion, acceptance and hope. Our task Kevin Worth is to support the Person With AIDS in these various phases, even when behavior seems irrational or guest column “In the faces of bizarre. Persons With Aids need My own involvement with AIDS AIDS victims we spirituality in their lives. I have dated back to 1982. As vice president grown in my own faith by working of Covenant House, an international must see the with AIDS patients and their crisis care facility for homeless and families. Sharing our spirituality abandoned youth, founded by Father face of Christ.” means sharing the strength of our Bruce R itter in New York, I was con­ own faith and allows the loving, cerned with a population that was healing hand of God to be better clearly and tragically at risk. The known. homeless street youth we served The time I spend with AIDS folk Persons With AIDS need our care faced a double-barreled death and their families are moments of and our compassion. The Gospel sentence-many were intravenus special grace, and I have learned challenges us to do nothing less. drug users, and many were sexually much. When I was asked to prepare active. While AIDS had not made sig­ this essay, I telephoned a friend in Kevin Worth is a seminarian in the nificant inroads into our population New York, himself in the throes of Congregation of Holy Cross and a at Covenant House by the time I late- stage AIDS. "Tell them that graduate student in the Mastery of resigned in 1985 to enter the Congre­ we re dying, and that we’re scared,” Divinity Program at the University gation of Holy Cross to begin studies my friend said. "Tell them that we of Notre Dame. He is a member of for the priesthood, I had become need to be loved-a lot.” the Community Action Group deeply involved as a volunteer with I share here my experience with (CAG), a voluntary organization of AIDS patients. AIDS patients and their families so South Bend professionals concerned Since joining the Congregation of that others might cope with this about AIDS. Holy Cross in 1985,1 have remained involved in the lives of PWAs- “Persons with AIDS''--and their families. I have had to face the star­ tling fact that this disease is simply P.O. Box Q not going away. Rather to the con­ trary, it is clear that few of us will escape the tragic experience of to provide these services- knowing AIDS firsthand-either in Spring Break unfortunately a problem has arisen. the lives of im m ediate family or of During the last few years resorts out­ close friends. What will we do when help to continue side of Florida have grown in the unthinkable occurs, and we are popularity. So much so that it is now forced to confront AIDS-not in the Dear Editor : impossible to gauge where our ser­ media, but in our own lives? As As many of you know, the Alumni vices would be most effective. Christians, what must we do? Association has traveled with the Even if we are fortunate enough students to Florida for Spring Break We need your help. Please call our to escape a personal experience of during the last few years. In the past office (ND239-6000; SMC284^578) or AIDS, each of us has a civic and re­ we have provided a number of ser­stop by (201 Admin.; 110 Lemans) ligious responsibility to be informed, vices that included complimentary and let us know what your plans are to be caring and to be compas­ long distance phone calls, Coca-Cola for spring break. sionate. As Christians, we follow products, newspapers and a student Jesus Christ, who devoted a substan­ locator file as well as reserved bas­ Jeanne Martin tial portion of his public ministry to ketball courts and trips to spring Director, Alumnae Relations the poor and marginalized. Jesus told training baseball games. Saint Mary’s College us, “Whatsoever you do to the least Charles F. Lennon, Jr. of my brothers and sisters you do to We have again been asked by Stu­ Executive Director me” (Matthew 24:40). In the faces dent Government to continue these Alumni Association of AIDS victims, we must see the programs this year, and it is our University of Notre Dame face of Christ. hope that we will be able to continue January 22, 1988 Doonesbury Garry Trudeau Quote of the Day MR. HEADREST. AS THE- PRESI­ SOP-P-DOl! ...DOESNTm ean i 'm DENT'S ALTER EGO, YOU’RE IN MR. HEPLEY! JUST BECAUSE CAPABLE OF BETRAY-. Ik A UNIQUE POSITION TO OAST I OBJECT I'M NOT BOUNP INGTHELOYALTY OF / M.. LIGHT ON MR. BUSH'S ROLE TO THIS BY THE SAME THIS THE MOST FAITH* ' ■ l . in the sc a n d a l ... LINE OF PLEDGE OF FULOF MR.REAGANfSi “It is in ourselves that we fi­ INQUIRY! CONFIDENCE... SPEAR-CARRIERS! < nally experience the mystery 3 - of God.”

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MR. B O S H MR HEADREST Tuesday, January 26, 1988 page 8 The Observer Joyner-Kersee honored as Female Athlete of 1987 Sports Briefs Associated Press competing in track, she won two Olympic gold medals and DennisGrace.NotreDam e’ssoccercoach, Any freshman interested in becoming a has been appointed to the adidas Soccer Advi­student manager should attend an organiza­ NEW YORK -Track and field one silver and was chosen AP’s sory Board. The board was instituted three tional meeting tonight at 7:30 p.m. in the JACC star Jackie Joyner-Kersee, As­ Female Athlete of the Year. years ago for the purpose of promoting soccer auditorium. Call the managers’ office at 239- sociated Press Female Athlete This year, Joyner-Kersee, 25, and consists of the most successful and6482 after 2:30 p.m. weekdays if you have any of the Year for 1987, is familiar will try and match the Babe’s respected soccer personalities in the world. Asquestions. -The Observer with the great career of Babe two Olympic golds in the Seoul a member of the board, Grace will conduct Didrickson Zaharias, with Games -in the heptathlon and clinics, test products and represent adidas at Anyone interested in forming a women’s whom she is compared. long jump. special events.-The Observer lacrosse team call Heidi at 3778. -The Observer “I saw her story on TV,” In balloting by a nationwide Joyner-Kersee said. “She in­ panel of 244 sports writers and Late Night Olympics entries are due Referees are needed for SMC intramural spired me. broadcasters, she received 128 today. See your dorm reps for details.-The Ob­ basketball. Call 5548 for more information. -The “It was touching to see her first-place votes, 68 seconds server Observer (high) jump ... into sawdust. and 16 thirds and a total of 880 And to watch her play golf and points, with points alloted on a Squash players interested in playing in tennis. 5-3-1 basis. Advanced conditioning classes will be the Mutual Benefit Companies 1988 Chicago “Her being a woman, and West Germ an Steffi Graf, the offered to all students from Feb. 1 to March 12. Squash Opep from Feb. 5-8, please contact Allan being so dedicated in what sheworld’s top-ranked woman ten­ The sessions will be on Monday, Tuesday, Lim at 3211. -The Observer wanted to do was inspiring.” nis player and winner of 75 of Thursday and Friday afternoons from 5-6 p.m. Joyner-Kersee, the world 77 matches, including the in the Loftus Sports Facility. A physical ex­ The Racquetball Clubwill beorganizing record-holder in the heptath­ French Open, finished second amination is recommended.-The Observer spring leagues. Please call Dave (1425) or Mark lon, co-world record holder inin the balloting with 806 points. (1422) before Friday, Jan. 29, to sign up. All the long jump and a former She had 108 firsts, 82 seconds BookstoreBasketballxviiCommission levels of players are welcome. -The Observer basketball star at UCLA, is and 20 thirds. applications can be picked up at the secretaries will be considered the finest all- Third was another tennis A Gymnastics Invitational desk on the second floor LaFortune. Any soph­held at SMC Saturday, Jan. 30, at 1 p.m. Prac­ around woman athlete in the player, Martina Navratilova, omore interested in the position should turn intice for club members is mandatory for the world today. the 1983 and 1986 Female Ath­ an application today. Interviews will be con­week. Monday’s practice is at 4:30 p.m., Tues­ It was a title that belonged lete of the Year. Navratilova, ducted from January 27-29. Any questions, call day through Friday practices are from 4-6 p.m. to Zaharias for more than two the only player to beat Graf in Steve Wenc at 271-0573. -The Observer -The Observer decades, including 1932, when,1987 -in the Wimbledon and U.S.

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I really need the coat since it is HALL IS SELLING IRISH PAINTER LOVE, are evil, but THEY WILL GO ON! Next breeze. 1 ."Can I se e your I D. again, sir? one soon. Love, Andrea the only one I own. I'M FREEZING!!! CAPS PAINTER CAPS PAINTER CAPS OLD WIFE time, let’s all p ass out on the sam e night, "Sorry, my girlfriend ate it." The Three HELP!!! PAINTER CAPS OK? Heart, Ann. Stoogeteers W hat’s so special about Alf? Tuesday, January 26, 1988 The Observer page 9 Irish sharpshooter Kuhns bombs for three By THERESA KELLY Irish head coach Muffet An injury forced Kuhns to sit Sports Writer McGraw. “No one else on the out the entire 1986-87 season. team can shoot like she does. She tripped over one of the Lisa Kuhns makes the most Just being on the floor, teams wires strung across campus to of her opportunities. have to guard her, which ex­ keep people off the grass. But Kuhns, a junior guard on the tends the defense.” as she is apt to do, Kuhns made Irish women’s basketball Those extended defensesthe best of the situation. team, has had some tough open up the Irish inside scoring “Sitting out definitely helped breaks and some lucky breaks, game, the team’s strongest my play this year,” says but throughout, she always point. Kuhns. “I made the most of a makes the best of them. Kuhns says that when she is bad experience. I learned a lot, After starting swingman on the court, she looks to shoot and I think I gained experience Diondra Toney went down withfrom long range. just by watching.” 4 an injury at DePaul last week, “I’m aware of it (the three- But nothing can take the Kuhns found herself starting point line),” she says. “I look place of playing, as Kuhns and for the Irish against Michigan for the long shot. That’s what the rest of the Irish will find State. She scored eight points I’m out there for. I don’t con­ out when they host Marquette and pulled down four rebounds,centrate on it so much that I tonight. doing what the Irish want her screw myself up, but I look for “They (the Warriors) look / to do - hit the long jumpers. it.” pretty good,” said Irish assis­ Kuhns has shot 22 of 57 from Kuhns was averaging just tant coach Liz Feeley. “I’m three point range this season, under eight points in 15 minutessure they’ll run on us, and they i the only member of the Irish of playing time per game. With are scrappy on defense. who has hit from afar. the starting job, she will be “ We don’t want to look past “Lisa gives us an added di­looking to the bucket even them to Tennessee. They’re a mension with her range,” says more. good team,” Feeley said. “We’re bigger and quicker, but they are still a real threat to The Observer / John Studebaker Jerusalem Summer Study Program us.” Junior Lisa Kuhns looks for the long bomb In her new starting assignment for the Irish. Kuhns has takem the place of Diondra 1988 The game begins at 7:30 tonight in the Joyce ACC. Toney, who underwent arthroscopic surgery last week. A Consortium Program of Notre Dame Fordham Villanova Georgetown Gelfman sets Irish tennis pairs Information Meeting with Slide Presentation By STEVE MEGARGEE had to, and setting your doubles Dasso played extremely well. by 4 Sports Writer team s.” They lost to Minnesota and I r, Patrick G affney. I . S. ( . After switching her doubles Northwestern. They played The Notre Dame women’s teams after the tournament’s their two hardest matches the tennis team left last weekend’s first day, Gelfman liked what first day and after that they Iiii'smn. Jnnuan 2ft. 1988 Gopher Doubles Invitational she saw the rest of the way. had no problem at all.” 7:00 I*. \1. having found just what it was The tournament started with When the Irish open their 103 O'ShauHhncssi looking for - three set doubles freshm an Ce Ce Cahill paired dual match season this pairs. with senior captain Michelle weekend at Yale with Wake Notre Dame competed in the Dasso, sophomore Stephanie Forest and Brown, Cahill and Application Deadline: tournament with Minnesota, Tolstedt matched with class­ Dasso will form the top-seeded March I. 1988 Drake, Northwestern, Iowa mate Alice Lohrer and junior doubles teams. Pacella and Southwest State in an eventNatalie Illig paired with fresh­ Tolstedt and Lohrer-Illig will where finding set doubles man Kim Pacella. be the other two doubles teams, teams for the regular season On the second day, Gelfmanwith a challenge m atch on Wed­ ILATE NIGHT was more important than win­ kept the Cahill-Dasso team, but nesday determ ining which pair ning matches. Each doubles also formed Tolstedt-Pacella gets seeded second. pair played seven matches and Lohrer-Illig doubles pairs. This was Notre Dame’s during the three day event. “They were much more pro­ second consecutive ap- [OLYMPICS “The nice thing about this ductive with the partners they perarance in the Gopher Invi­ Friday. Jaruaty 2 9 .19S8 = tournament is it wasn’t geared played with the second andtational, but Gelfman thought Joyce ICC 1FRIDAY, JAN. 29 9:00pm Warn ^ toward finding a particular third days,” said Gelfman. “I the Irish needed this pre­ Contact low Hall Representative = flight winner,” said Notre was extremely pleased with season doubles tourney more Sponsored By Hon-Vafscty flth le tic ss Dame coach Michele Gelfman. Pacella and Tolstedt. They this year. to fcw* It Jnf* C—O WrW — sTUESDAY IS THE DEADLINE FOR SIGN-UPS “It was geared to switching worked really well together. “We felt it was more impor­ iSEE YOUR HALL REP FOR DETAILS doubles teams around if you “I think that Cahill and tant this year because we had changes in the lineup with and people injured in the fall LATE NIGHT OLYMPICS II (Lohrer) who were coming back in the spring,” said Janauary 29, 1988 llencfiting (lie SI. Joseph County Special Olympics Summer of '88 Gelfman. “Compared to where Deadline for entering learm is Tuesday, January 26 University of Notre Dame we were in the fall, we’re 300 timuuc EYM percent better. We’re more 11 ALL COURT DASKETBAIL BROOM BALI, OPEN SKATING WATER 1JXCROSSE Will HU-BALL DUNK TAN K confident with our combina­ NI-RF FOOTBALL INDOOR s o c a R POOD Foreign Study INFORMATION MEETING INNERTUBE WATERIXDl-O OBSTACLE COURSE M USIC tions and with the different R A C Q UETBALL SINGLES VOLLEYBALL AND M ORE I strategies we’re using now. ” ARM WRESTUNG TABLE TENNIS Program

ADVANCE REGISTRATION NECESSARY FOR OLYMPIC EVENTS SEE YOUR HALL REP FOR DETAILS Tuesday, January 26. 1988 SPONSORED BY NON-VARSITY ATHLETICS Irish 242 O'Shaughnessy continued from page 12 mu ...... 6:30 P.M. 200 freestyle and the 100 butter­ fly. Amy Darlington won the $ 50 200 butterfly and the 200 indi­ vidual medley. M l, ARK WELCOME !!! The men’s team downed the $50 Coupon for: Eagles, 155-113, and dominated Indoor Soccer L the F riars, 131-80. Against the Golden Eagles, Sign-up at senior John Koselka led the South Bend Turners Hey Baby- Irish f by winning the 100 frees­ tyle and pacing the first-place Ironwood at the Toll Rd. 200 medley relay team of Brett You’re not I Hunt, Bill Jackoboice and Jim * 8 game session starting NOW cute, | Dowd. Jackoboice also turned * Weeknights 10 pm - ? j in winning performances in the you’re | 200 freestyle and the 100 butter­ * $50 deposit required per 15 fly. Brian Vogel captured firsts in the 100 and 200 breaststroke member team (total fee-$350) ADORABLE! ?events. Freshman Brian Rini paced *Late entries accepted. HAPPY | the Irish against the Friars, THIS COUPON EXPIRES FEB. 13 winning the 200 and 400 frees­ anniversary!tyle. Classmate Jim Byrne took Call 277-0851 for more information^ the 200 individual medley and Love, | the 200 backstroke. ten Indiana’s First Built The women travel to Illinois Indoor Soccer Arena DannerM State Friday and both teams a host St. Bona venture Saturday. 3age 10 The Observer Tuesday, January 26, 1988 Men’s volleyball heats up ’87 club action

It’s been more than a month since this column game, we were down 14-11 and came back to win.” again, but we really don’t know what the other last appeared as club sports teams enjoyed an ex­ “We re starting to come on strong,” coach Bill teams have this year.” tended vacation. Anderson added. “We're starting to put things to­ • • • The action is beginning to heat up again, though, gether, but we're still not where we want to be. The Women’s Track Club competed in the Uni­ as two teams opened their winter seasons, and Consistency is a big key for us. We can't afford any versity of Illinois Invitational Saturday with cross others made final preparations for the 1988 cam­ letdowns at all.”______country standouts Teresa Rice and Jenny Ledrick paigns. turning in stellar performances. Rice took third in The M ens’ Volleyball Club now boasts a 3-0 record Greg the mile with a clocking of 5:02 followed by Ledrick after winning three consecutive matches last week. in eighth with a time of 5:32. The Irish downed Hope College Tuesday 15-6, 15-5, Guffey No other Irish runner broke into the top eight. 15-3 and then came back to beat Grand Valley State “Teresa ran real well, and so did Jenny,” Club W ednesday 15-7, 15-4, 1-15, 15-5. Club Corner President Maureen O'Leary said. “We have a lot “We were supposed to win those games,” Club of freshmen on the team, so it was a learning ex­ President Keola Chun bluntly said. “There wasn't The Irish are back in action Friday as they host perience. We're just getting used to the competition. much to those games.” a four team tourney in the JACC. The Irish, the You can't really say we're disappointed.” The big test came Saturday against Toledo and defending champions, play the University of Miami The Irish travel to Windsor Saturday for the Can the Irish responded with a 15-12,16-14,15-12 victory. (Ohio) at 8 p.m. Michigan and Bowling Green open Am Invitational. That win left the squad in good shape after the first the tourney at 6 p.m. The consolation and final e • • week of play. rounds begin at noon Saturday. The Ski Club travels to Crystal Lake in Michigan ‘We really played well,” Chun said. “We had to “It should be a really good tourney,” Chun said. Saturday, while the Gymnastics Club will host an come from behind several times. In the second “I think we have a pretty good chance to win it invitational the same day.

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By MIKE SULLIVAN Classmate John Cole took first door championships to be held Sports Writer in the high jump with a jump in March at Princeton Univer­ COUNSELINE of 6 feet 9 34 inches. Sophomore sity. NOW IN OPERATION The Notre Dame m en’s track Yan Searcy raced to a first Over all Irish coach Joe team competed in their second place finish in the 600 meters Piane was pleased with the ************* meet of the indoor season this with a tim e of 1:22:00. results of the meet, but he past weekend in Bloomington, Junior David Worth ap­pointed out that the upcoming hours: 4 pm-12 midnight Indiana. At the TAG (The Ath­ parently had the 800 meters triangular meet with Michigan letics Congress) meet where wrapped up with a 1:52:45 but and Northwestern is an impor­ Mon-Thurs there are no team scores, Notre was disqualified for a lane tant meet for the team as a Dame turned in several out­violation. The mile relay team, whole. “I’m really pumped 239-7793 standing individual perfor­comprised of Searcy, Worth, about this meet. It’s the first mances. and freshmen Rob Harris andmeet where the athletes are We still Freshman Jeff Smith placed Richard Culp, placed first with competing for the team as well have 2 hour shifts to fill for Fridays. second in the long jump with a a time of 3:19:00. Their victory as themselves. This meet will leap of 23 feet 11 1/2 inches. qualified them for the IC4A in­ show our team character. ” -Your want to help provide a valuable community service to Pitt’s Heyward will go pro NDSMC -You can spare just a couple of hours going to make is the decision Associated Press his decision despite a meeting of easy volunteer work in a nice study for me,” Heyward told WPXI- with him only hours earlier. PITTSBURGH -All- TV. “His decision was to per­ environment (the number and manner American running back Craig suade me to come back and to of handling calls is rarely demanding) “Ironhead” Heyward said Heyward said he has not finish the educational part of it -Your could use something extra to Monday that he would skip his signed a contract with any and I had my mind made up I look nice on your resume or last year at the University of agent, although he said he had wanted to turn pro and he had application to grad school (listening, Pittsburgh to play in the NFL m et with agent Bruce Allen of a somewhat hesitant reaction psych majors?) next season. Phoenix, and “a lot of other to it,” Heyward said. “I plan to petition the NFL,” agents.” “I can’t say I’m surprised, ...then ask for Margie at the University Heyward told Pittsburgh tele­ but I am disappointed, ” Got­ vision stations Monday. Heyward said Pitt Coach tfried said immediately after Counseling Center or just leave a message. “My reasons for doing that Mike Gottfried did not know of Heyward’s announcement. 239-7336 (are) being a father and com­ ing from a family of eight -you know, a low-income family -so I think the decision that I’m Don’t compete Sullivan with a continued from page 12 D woman fencer and hopes to Kaplan student procure a spot on the 1988 Olympic team. Now the Irish set their sights to this weekend, when they will —be one. be thoroughly challenged by Why? Consider this: More students Wayne State University, one of increase their scores after taking a Kaplan their toughest opponents. They a will be at Wayne State on prep course than after taking anything else. Friday and then will travel to Why? Kaplan’s test-taking techniques Dearborn, Michigan, where a and educational programs have 50 years meet with Chicago, Cleveland of experience behind them. We know State, Detroit, Eastern Mic­ higan and Tri-State will be students. And we know what helps boost S ou th P a d r e I sla n d * 1 2 8 held. their confidence and scoring potential. N o rth P a d r e /M u sta n c I sla n d $1 5 6 So if you need preparation for the:LSAT, D a y to n a B each ,^ * 9 9 GMAT, M CAT, ORE, DAT, ADVANCED KILLILEA OLDS MEDICAL BOARDS,TOEFL, NURSING S tea m b o a t * 8 7 W NISSAN- Ga lv esto n I sla n d * 1 2 4 ___ 85 Buick Skylark 4 door Air BOARDS, NTE, CPA, INTRO. TO LAW o r t alton each Automatic stereo $4995 SPEED READING, or others, call us. ♦ F W B * 1 2 6 83 AMC Alliance DL 4 door Why be at a disadvantage? ' O r l a n d o /D isn ey W orld 1 3 2 A utom atic air stereo $3995 M ia m i B each 1 3 3 83 AMC Eagle 4 wheel drive I KAPLAN H ilton H ea d I sla n d s 1 3 1 2 door very clean air auto­ STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. matic stereo 6 cylinder)3895 83 Ford LTD 4 door air au­ 1717 E. South Bend Ave. tomatic stereo $4295 South Bend, IN 46637 DON'T DELAY ATIONS 72 Buick Centurion Conver­ Phone 219/272-4135 TOLL ■tEE FREE SPRING BREAK INFORMATION AND RE$ERVfl tible one owner 66,000 m iles $1895 1- 8 0 0 - 321-5911 MCAT CLASS STARTS FEB. 6 " ■ or contact our local Sunchase campus representative or your favorite travel agencym call Joe Sargent or Tim Berger 255- 9644 Tuesday, January 26, 1988 The Observer page 11 Campus The Daily Crossword

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STUDENT UNION BOARD m 5.G.B. presents: COMMISSIONER APPLICATIONS are being accepted until Feb. 1. They are available i n at the secretary's office, 2nd floor LaFortune. Call EVIL DEAD 239-7757 or stop by the S.U.B. office for more 8 and 10 p.m. information. Available positions: Board Manager, Campus Wednesday and Thursday Entertainment Commissioner, Special Events mil Commissioner, Movie Commissioner, Cultural Arts t m . ______Commissioner, Services Commissioner, Musical Entertainment Commissioner, Ideas and Issues Cushing Auditorium 1 Commissioner, Publicity Commissioner, Controller, and i Business Auditor. page 12 Sports■ Tuesday, January 26, 1988 Irish swimmers beat Friars, split with Eagles Bonny qualifies for regional competition By GREG GUFFEY broke a three-game skid for the Sports Writer Irish women, and left Welsh pleased with both meets. It was a long journey for the “The win was wonderful,” Irish swim teams to compete Welsh said. “It was good for against Boston College and the women to win convincingly. Providence last weekend, butBoston College won the Na­ the trip was worth every long tional Catholic Meet earlier in mile to diver Andrea Bonny. the year and won it convincing­ Bonny highlighted the ly. We only lost by 16 points. I weekend for the Irish by qual­ told the women that from the ifying for regional competition front to the back, it was their in one meter diving. The seniorbest meet of the season.” diver won the event Sunday Christine Moston paced the against Providence, tallyingIrish against Boston College by 423.95 points for 11 dives. Bonnywinning the 100 butterfly and also qualified for the regionals swimming the first leg for the as a sophomore, and did notvictorious 200 medley relay swim last year because she was team. She also turned in her in the London program. second-best time of the season “This is a big stepping stone in the 100 backstroke. Joining in collegiate diving,” Irish Moston on the medley relay mentor Tim Welsh said of her team were Becky Wood, An­ performance. “This marks the nette Quill and Tracy Johnson. complete return of Andrea Wood also won both the 100 and Bonny. She’s with the elite in 200 breaststroke events. collegiate diving.” Wood took the 100 and 200 The Observer / David Fischer The women’s squad downed breaststroke events again Sun­ The Irish men’s and women’s swim teams Boston College. The men won their meet over the the Friars, 152-98, but lost to day, while Jean Kelly won the returned yesterday from a successful eastern trip. Frairs and the Eagles. Boston College, 126-142 Satur­ The women beat Providence College, but lost to day. The win against the Friars see IRISH, page 9 Fencers whip opponents, extend winning streaks

By SCOTT BRUTOCAO (19-8), and Chicago (24-3), for Reilly and freshman Davidsome of our best fencers did not Gumbs had excellent Sports Writer a perfect 5-0 record. DeCicco’s Kirby turned in identical 7-0 com pete.” weekends, both posting 6-0 overall record coaching the records. In the epee event, the Irish records. Over the weekend, the unde­men is 511-40, for a .927 winning The sabremen did this were able to overcome junior For the women, senior Molly feated Notre Dame fencing percentage. despite the absence of Todd Griffee’s absence with an Sullivan and sophomore Anne team took its act to Madison, The women’s team, guided freshm m an Leszek impeccable 10-0 performance Barreda led the way. Barreda Wisconsin, where both the men by 1988 Olympic coach Yves Nowosielski, who was in by senior Doug Dudinski. went 12-0 to raise her season and the women whipped fiveAuriol, defeated Lawrence (16- Canada, and classmate Chris “We needed someone to pick record to a phenomenal 27-0, Midwestern Universities. 0), Minnesota (14-2), Wisconsin Bauger, who was in New Jer­ up the slack without Griffee on while Sullivan went 11-0 to raise Both the men’s and women’s (12-4), and Purdue (15-1), to sey, as they were participating the trip,” said DeCicco. her season record to an equally teams were undefeated on Sat­make Auriol’s overall record a in Olympic trials. Nowosielski “Dudinski had an outstanding,impressive 26-0. urday, January 23, extending perfect 50-0 coaching the wo­ competed for a spot on the weekend. His improvement Barreda hopes to represent their winning streaks to 84 and men’s team over three years. Canadian fencing team, while augurs well for the future suc­ the United States in the World 50 meets, respectively. Efforts by the men’s team Bauger tried for a spot in the cess of this team.” Junior Olympic Championships The men’s team, under the were highlighted by four unde­ U.S. Junior Olympics. Senior Yehuda Kovacs ledthis spring at Notre Dame, leadership of longtime coach feated fencers in the sabre divi­ “ I was pleasantly suprised at the way in the foil division, with while Sullivan is currently Mike DeCicco, defeated Min­ sion. Junior captain Tim Collins the convincing victories,” saida 9-1 record, improving his ranked fourth in the U.S. as a nesota (24-3), Purdue (25-2), and sophomore Dan Yu posted DeCicco. “It shows the depth season record to 17-2. Sop­ Lawrence (25-2), Wisconsin 8-0 records, while senior Jim of this squad, especially since homores Joel Clark and Colin see SULLIVAN, page 10 SMC coach let go; ‘procedure’ cited By JANE SHEA decision to rehire the coach is Saint Mary’s Sports Editor made then. In May, Nester decided to wait and see whe­ Saint Mary’s varsity softball ther or not to rehire Beisel. coach, Scott Beisel, was not ‘ ‘After two violations in a row rehired for the 1988 season be­ in November and December,” cause certain administrative said Nester, “the decision not procedures were not followed. to rehire Beisel was made.” Beisel had been the head Beisel met with Sr. Karol coach of the softball team for Jackowski, the Dean of Student the last 10 years. The decision Affairs, and Dr. William Hick­ disappointed Beisel, but he didey, President of Saint Mary’s, not want to expand upon the who agreed with Nester’s deci­ reasons behind the decision un­sion. til after he had talked with his “After playing for two years attorney. I was disappointed about the “My job performance and decision, and I feel Scott is the administrative procedure has greatest coach,” said team not changed over the years,” member Julie McNish. said Beisel, “andI had the “Education comes first,”, team ’s best interest as students said Beisel, “and playing for first.” the team is part of education.” Saint Mary’s Athletic Direc­ “There are two criteria to tor Dr. Jo-Ann Nester said, coaching,” said Nester, “the “Beisel was not rehired be­ ability to teach and to follow cause of the ongoing problem administrative and of not folowing administrativedepartmental procedure.” procedure and established de­ A new head coach has not yet partment policy.” been named. The search began According to Nester all var­ on Monday when an advertise­ The Observer / Susan Coene sity coaches have one-year con­ ment was placed in the South As usual, the Notre Dame fencing teams were several teams and scoring more wins for coaches tracts that expire in May. The Bend Tribune. victorious on the road last weekend, defeating Mike DeCicco and Yves Auriol.