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Volume LXVI, Number 16 Rice University, Houston Texas Monday, November 20, 1978 Who's Who in the American Colleges? Forty-seven students from Susan K. Hulbert I Rice University have been Vincent R. James nominated for the 45th edition Mark G. Johnson I* • !"# « of Who's Who in American Darryl Lewis Ling Universities and Colleges. Elizabeth S. Kraft James R. Arnett II James C. Lancaster Lydia Asselin Susan A. Lopez Albert D. Baker George Joseph Lueckenhoff Ricky D. Balthrop Becky L. Mathre Franklin R. Bay Kevin "Cowboy" McKenna Roy Lee Beller Melinda L. McNeely Steven M. Bosse Dana Miller Murf F. Bledsoe Matthew S. Muller Mark E. Brennan Charles J. Newell Douglas B. Canter Kathryn E. Payne John T. Cockerham Philip M. Rosegrant David L. Cooke Peter M. Schwab Gene F. Creeley II Allan A. Shenoi Francis J. Fey Sharilyn K. Stanley Jill Gary James B. Strauss The Sid Rich section at Friday's Blue-Gray game -photo b v Mark Catlett Elizabeth Ann Gifford Richard D. Talbot Timothy Griffy Helen L. Toombs Learn Bartending at Rice James K. Guenter Leon T. Vance Steve Bosse says it's over, your dog growls 14. Session One will concern Michael Dee Gunn William R. Wade Well, you just flunked at you, your pet goldfish is the subject of liquors and beer. Michelle Leigh Smith Heard Vicki L. Whamond another exam and now your doing the backstroke, the pet At Session Two, wine and the Mark S. Whitney Elizabeth H. Heitman parents won't give you any turtle just doesn't understand know-how of setting up a money. That beautiful fiancee and not even the plants will cocktail party will be discussed. listen to you. That Rice degree At the next lesson, the student looks even farther away now. Is will be taught the procedure for there anything that can save making drinks, including how you? to make the good rum and Next semester, the Rice Polynesian drinks. A Program Council and Sid professional bartender has Richardson College will unveil been tentatively scheduled for their first annual Bartending session four to teach the basics Workshop. Guaranteed to put of working a hotel or disco bar. happiness back in your life, this He would also show the class workshop will teach the basic the art of making good fundamentals of home businessman's drinks, the bartending along with the Martinis, Manhattans, added sidelights of cocktail Whiskey Sours, etc. party bartending and bar The final Sunday will be mixology. The course will be dedicated to learning those taught by liquor agents, drinks that witches use to put professional bartenders and innocent lambs under their student bartenders. spell, i.e. the good drinks. The The Bartending Workshop content of these five sessions is has been divided into two parts, subject to change depending on tutorial sessions that will meet the wants of the students. in the Chem Lecture Hall on On February 16, the "Bar Sundays from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. Exam" will be held. Students and practical workshops that will be given the chance to test are scheduled for the weekend. their barmanship by actually These times, chosen by a concocting various drinks for random sampling of Rice their classmates and dates. This students were picked so that a is very unusual for a university maximum number of students course since many universities and faculty could take the will structure their courses so course. that only a professional The series of five tutorial bartender will make the drinks, "Rohea," Sid Rich's bellydancer, entertained there last Wednesday night, She asked, "Why'd you have to be so good?" -photo by Mark Catlett sessions will begin on January continued on page 4 The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 2 Editorials

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Michelle Leigh Heard As some friends and I watched Saturday's football game against Baylor, I realized that this was the last one we would see in Rice Stadium as undergraduates. Even though those four years of watching the Owls included few victories, there were moments that were quite worthwhile. It was fun to go to the games and see my peers totally disrupt the notions ot older people around us about the austere, strictly intellectual Rice student image. "Rooster" Alborn is ready to party as he realizes the Owl victory is secure. The Baylor game helped me to bring into focus more easily what these four years have meant about growing up. I can remember when we were freshmen, driving around the stadium with someone who was on the football team and listening to his Honor Council Defines Plagiarism dreams of winning. His dreams came more easily then; he had four long yearrs ahead of him to reach fine potentials. We felt certain To the students words or ideas as your own." statement, the council will go then that surely, in one of those four years, Rice would see cotton. and faculty of Rice: This applies to all work, labs, by the above definition. It didn't work out that way, but I don't think the players should A question has recently and exams, as well as papers. There will be an open feel such regret for that. Their final game here was quite an arisen concerning the All sources must be credited meeting to discuss this policy achievement. The sportscasters who called Saturday's game said, interpretation of plagiarism. including the class text, on Thursday, Nov. 30 in Sewall "Rice played their finest game of the season beating a good Baylor The Honor Council will professor's lectures, and Hall 301. We encourage all football team." interpret the definition conversations with other students to attend. If anyone, at literally. The Honor Code students. The instructor may any time, has questions What the sportscasters say is not really significant; what counts booklet defines plagiarism as concerning the Honor System is seeing the players carrying Coach Alborn on their shoulders and state what he requires in regard "quoting, paraphrasing, or to footnoting, but in the he or she should contact a feeling satisfied that the four years were not so bad after all. It was otherwise using another's member of the council. really great to see them win. abscence of any such The Honor Council The Rice Thresher Editor Michelle Leigh Heard Managing Editor . Jamie Strauss Business Manager. Jay T. Oliphant Advertising Editor .Big Dale Charletta Copyeditor .A1 Hirschberg Contributing Editors Franz Brotzen, Patty Cronkright, ES OFAMERICA Richard Dees, Clint Hicks, Randal Jones, Matt Muller, Mary McLeese, Kathryn Payne, Martha Ramos, Steve Sailer, Elisa Ugarte Back Page Editor -John Szalkowski Sports Chris Bounds, Kevin Golden, Norma Gonzales, Barry Jones, Pete Schwab, Keith Schnelle, Alison F. Whittemore Cartoonists Rolf Asphaug, Dale Charletta, Randy Furlong, Jeff Kerr H/junr ** m Humor .Michael Cruzcosa, Richard Dees Production. .Debbie Davies, Richard Dees, Bert Baker, Clint Hicks, Wendy Kilpatrick, Geri Snider, John Szalkowski Circulation Martha Espinosa, Tim Haney The official itudcnt newspaper of Rice University, The Rice Thresher, is published on Thursdays during the school year except during examination periods and holidays. Since Rice hino journalism department, the paper is published solely by the students of Rice University. Interested pwtja should call 527-4801 or 527-4M2 for information on how to write for the paper or advertising. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the Rke Memorial Center on (he Rice campus. Subscriptions and address changes may be mailed to The Rke Thresher, P.O.Box 1»»2, Houston, Texas 77001. Mail subscriptions are $15 each year.

Copyright 197S by The Rke Thresher, All Rights Reserved. The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 3 Beginner's Luck v Richard Dees For sports fans, Rice is selection, from Weiss at the In this respect Rice is any race, color, and national Charles Chambers overflowing with sports bottom to Sid Rich at the top. certainly well qualified. or ethnic origin. We don't 9 The Office of Admissions activites. An ongoing game Some estimations put Baker care what you are, as long as annually publishes what is played by many students at the top and Sid Rich at the All charges quoted are you've got the money. 0 commonly known as the (called 'weenies') is a bottom . subject to doubling without 'Glamour Book' describing glorified form of hide-and- Finally, Rice is the place to notice. Rice to prospective students. seek. The object is to be seen go to college because For further information, But we've noticed that it has by as few people as possible everyone knows that for a The William Rice Marsh (it contact me, Ricky Stabell, always lacked something, so during the course of a school to be prestigious, has been raining again) Assistant to The Hack, Rice here, for the first time in print, semester. Real champions much be as expensive as hell. University admits students of University. we present the one , the only have been known to score under five. The Real Another ongoing game, Glamour Book but with wider participation, DOONESBURY (without illustrations) is a game of chase. Students I'M CemtNU LOOKING YOU'RE NOT GOING TO YES, SIR. I Rice is a unique place; it try to catch up with their FORWARD 10 OUR MTE TAKE ME- TO A DISCO, IT'S REALLY CHANGED MY 10NI6HT, SIR. THE OTHER ARE YOU, SIR? I MEAN, has wild and crazy people homework which lunges out Y0U./SN7 HAIR A LITTLE. doing wild and crazy things. at a break-neck pace. GIR1S IN MY DORM SAY I'M HUT SURE IF THAT'S 'THATMAY BE THE NI6HT LIFE HERB ALLOWED. I'D HAVE TO THROWING YOU. But most of all, Rice has Perhaps the most challenging IS REALLY \ CHECK WITH \ something for everyone. aspect of this game is that a SOMETHING! THE EMBASSY \ For the adventurous and winner has yet to be the truly practical, Rice offers produced. survival training in one of the For swimmers, there is an country's most inhospitable annual event,though heldon cities—Houston. Not only different days for each must the student engage in student. The object is simply the usual survival training to swim across the Brown- (washing, scavenging for Jones (or is it Jones-Brown) food...), but he must also fountain. YOU KN0U1, SIR, IT IN FACT, THE FIRST IMAGINE MY SURPRISE contend with Houston's December and May offer WAS MORE THAN JUST THING I DID AFTER WHEN I LEARNED YOU RIGHT. ITS SO turgid air, rising crime rate, many sporting events. Many A HAPPY ACCIDENT, CLEARING CUSTOMS WERE RJGHT HERB IN REDSKINS. LIKE YOU TO BE US BUMPING INTO WAS CALL THE STATE WASHINGTON, WORKING HELPING OUT and maniacal drivers. Yes, students vie for World EACH OTHER LIKE DEPARTMENT TO FIND WITH THE NATIVE OTHERS, SIR. Rice is a true experience for Records in two crucial we DID.. \ OUT WHERE AMERICANS! \ those seeking a challenge catagories: hours of YOU WERE' and for those growing sleeplessness and hours persons who need to develop remaining in one position proper techniques of city (popular position is seated, living. with neck bent over some For the artistic, Rice offers form of a raised piece of many opportunities. Al- wood). Finally, for the truly though much time is spent by adventurous, there is the bi- Gw/twafc===^ students decorating the annual skydiving champion- I'M SORRY, residential colleges (other ship held on the 7th floor of ZEIBERT'S. I'M WHAT IS THIS IS D0NT TELL- ME YOU'RE HONEY, I GOING TO HAVE A WHERE ZEIBERT'S, BUSYNESS, GOING TO SHOW ME PONT YOU peoples's, that is), the most Sid Rich college or at the JUSTHAVEN'T FEW BEERS, AND YOU GO- SIR? SOME HONEY. I'M THE SOFT UNDERBELLY THE. THINK WE popular activity is to redesign Campanile and sponsored by THE TIME TO ING, SIR? THEN WATCH THE SORT OF WHAT? BETTER MAKE DEAL UIITH DALLAS GAME. AFRAID I OF WASHINGTON Willy's Statue. Recent the Physics Students \ "JOINT"? CANT ASK NI6HTCLUB LIFE ? RESERVATIONS; YOU RJ6HT BY MYSELF! \ additions have been a / . YOU TO. • Association who make \ sawhorse, a pope's mitre, a calculations of the gravita- pumpkin, and the entire tional force. Mormon Tabernacle Choir. For nature lovers, the Rice In addition, Rice frees campus is abundant with students from many of the wildlife. Popular subjects inconveniences that so often include squirrel behavior, plague college students. squishing frogs, and avoiding Students are never hassled by bird droppings, (not to bothersome phone calls from mention participation in the members of the opposite sex IT'S DAUAS ON THEY'RE GOING WATCHING -TOUCH- 5K wildlife on campus). With all or by the necessity to open THEIR OWN 25.. WHAT A FORIT..FUMBl£! T. V. AT A ''TUTTLE > DO WU HAVE DOWN, „ FOUR AND 36 GREAT DATE BUT DORSETT RE- COLORFUL DAYLIGHT.. ANY IDEA HOW RIFE DALLAS! A SUFFICE BE the animals which happen to and read mail from anyone. TOGO.. THSISSHAP- COVERS.. HE'S LOCAL WATER- WITH POSSIBILITY f LITTLE IT TV SAY, be students, too, who needs Also, money problems are ' DAY- I INTEND the country? non-existent since no one UGHT?' TO 60 WILD! For military types, aiming ever has any. and shooting bottle rockets Rice also offers the security and raids on other colleges of status. There are no are directly applicable to problems of jockeying for future mortar firing and social position, since status is commando raids. determined by the college CD

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SIR, I PROPOSE THAT WE EAST AND WEST REUNITED! jS!PoJL® OH, NO, SIR Free Pregnancy Testing WAST THE UNUKELY BUT OUTSTRETCHED HANDS, TREM- ABETTER it GETS FELICITOUS SEQUENCE OF1 BLING WITH EXCITEMENT, DITCH THAT me EVENTS THAT HAS BROUGHT CLASPED IN PEACE! SHALL SORTS OF Pregnancy Terminations US TOGETHER AGAIN! WE DRINK TO THAT, SIR? 5 \ «wST T" West Loop Clinic SHOT AT yOU 2909 West Loop South 610 f Houston, Texas 622-2170 The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 4 Sid Rich andTrc TMch Art of Bartending continued fro m page 1 widespread interest, there may Pina Coladas, Daquiris, Rice diploma, you've passed leaving the students to watch girlfriend's or boyfriend's be limited enrollment for the Margaritas and more. your bar exam and you will and learn. parents ask you what you class. So enjoy yourself and take take care of their child very For the money, the non- intend to do with your life, just Course co-ordinators Steve this fun course. When your tell them that you have your well. profit Bartending Workshop Bosse, Mark Harris and Mark may just well be the best course Hellinger feel that some of its kind in Texas. The lab fee practical experience should is $18 which goes to cover the definitely be part of the expenses of teachers, RPC/SRC course. In addition, bartending equipment, liquor, each student will probably be mixers and syllabus. The able to sample more than thirty syllabus will be superb, containing over 250 drinks, a drinks. One course advisor has liquor rating guide, a cocktail remarked that a student will party set-up diagram, liquor pass the bar exam and receive descriptions and much more. his diploma if he can walk out of the door at the end of the To sign up for the night. Actually, the "Bar Bartending" Workshop, just Exam" will be conducted to give your name to your prevent any such occurence. college's RPC representative The second practical portion after 8 p.m. Monday, of the course will be a blender November 21. The $18 lab fee will be due at a later date. party held in conjunction with Because of the course's a college. Here, the student will make such frozen drinks as THE TYPIST... COMPLETE TYPING SERVICES MEDICAL ARCHITECTURAL RESUMES THESES LEGAL PAPERS BUSINESS *SPECIAL STUDENT RATES CALL 8:00 AM-8:00 P.M 526-4450 Steve Bosse and Mark Harris "stu dy" £ o r n ew course. -photo by Mark Catlett 1 ™17 Electrical Engineering a tRfm tlnat styles.. Used Carpets TIMES BARBER SHOP Good condition and 2423 TIMES BLVD. $15-$45 each Computer Science Majors (IN THE VILLAGE) Houston Used Carpet 528-9440 Outlet Open Mon-Sat HAM- BOB AND joeL 6PM Sa- r:a!'C.i;;oo Bay Area Gompu'.os and Comp i'enznd No checks Please "eieohone Eguiom^nt Manufacturer seek'r tal'-vded STUDENTS 3.50 individuals interested in 926-9026

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GR78-15 42.10 2 75 usasMs-iM; HR78-15 44.96 . 2 94 REQUIRED JR78-15 45.25 3 08 If unable to attend an interview, Herb Comely LR78-15 45.97 3 22 MOST CARS AND TRUCKS send resume to: Engineering Group Manager (Mud and Snow tires not included ) ROLM Corporation University membership I.D. is required. 4900 Old Ironsides Drive Santa Clara, CA 95050 An equal opportunity employer M/F ACAPtTOLTIRE SALES/1 This is a partial list only. 04- 441-13947 HOUSTON, TX. HOUSTON, TX. HOUSTON, TX. HOUSTON, TX. CORPORATION 2523 Fairway Pk. Dr. 5900 No. Freeway 6914 Harwin Drive 4300 Wayside Dr. Suite 500 Suite 110 (713) 789-4100 Suite 100 in (713) 688-7455 (713) 697-9445 (713) 644-1375 The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 5 John F. Kennedy, Bright Light of His Days On November 22, 1963, Then the gloss shattered. All problems that lay there like library. It can't replace him, but The problems are so huge the President of the United he had put together, as well sleeping beasts, but I know it can help people who now. Man seems so tiny in this States was murdered. Now, as many of his dreams, lay in how ne would have believe " 'tis not too late to technological age. Resigna- fifteen years later, the world fragments. approached them... seek a newer world." God tion is tempting. still remembers. With the One must not let oneself be For those who shared his grant us always young people But then I think of Jack--the permission of the editors of numbed by sadness. He days it is too painful to look who feel that way. That is my bright light of his days. He McCall's, rather than dwell on would not have wished that. I back. But for the young if can prayer. would be older now, and the cirajmstances of John F. don't know how he would be helpful. If they care, then in his wiser, and he would still Kennedy"s death, we are have coped with the That is why I care about his library they can find ways of maintain his deep belief that reprinting an article by one of solving problems through problems can be solved by those who was closest to him. government. The wisdom and men. experience of dedicated men And so they must be. will be there, to be drawn on and used, not merely studied. Copyright 1973, McCall's Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis One of his earliest themes What I think about the last was the importance of service. decade is how much we I remember his Senate missed him in it. campaign speeches when he When he came to the would say over and over that Presidency it was a time when the Greek word for idiot the world seemed new- when it was right to hope and hopes could be realized. He gave everyone around him a desire to excel-not in the harsh competitive sense, but in the ancient Greek sense that a life is not worth living unless all ane's faculties are used along lines leading to excellence. There is a passage in his favorite book. Pilgrim's Way, by John Duchan, that describes Jack so well, though it was written about the son of a British Prime Minister killed in World War l--that he had "great beauty of person; the gift of winning speech; a mind that mastered readily whatever it cared to master,- oetry and the love of all Ceautiful things; a heart as <& tender as it was brave. One gift only was withheld from nim-length of years."

Alone ot The moment will come to congressmen, staff assistants, symbolize what he is only a variety with a variety of beginning to learn now. purposes, ranging from the Tnomas Jeffersoi^ colled it Mardi Gras queen to the "a splendid misery,-" Horry director of the CIA. Truman, "the big white jail;" At 5:01 pm., awaiting the William Howard Taft, "the French ambassador, the loneliest place in the world." President rises from his desk. Kidding about the presi- Sitting in one place for more dency, John F. Kennedy soid than 15 minutes mokes him the job was good, the pay restless because of his bock was fine, the working and brace. He goes to the window living conditions were superb overlooking Dwight D. and, besides, it involved only Eisenhower's putting green o small commute between and opens a newspaper to home and office. the editorial page- Not kidding, he soid, after George Tames, who is two years, The problems are shooting a day-in-the-life-of more difficult than I imagined layout for the New York Times, them to be. The responsibili- moves in from an open ties placed on the United doorway where he has been States are greater than I watching his prey. He is not imagined them to be, and thinking of the ages or the there are greater limitations burdens of the presidency but upon our ability to bring about only that here is a dramatic a favorable result than I had picture, the man silhouetted imagined them to be..." against the twilight and framed by the drapes and the On February 10, 1961, flags. He shoots three versions. Kennedy has been in the iob The President looks up. only three weeks. On this day, "George," he asks, "where ao which begins at 9 am. and you suppose this columnist ends at 8 pm., he sees more gets oil tnis junk?" than 100 people, singly or in groups, Cabinet members, Copyright 1977, The Houston Post agency heads, diplomats, Reprinted with Permission The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 6 mw n -< « 11| v.-.*.*; Lor• - ....d. • • • • . o.v. >. f...... the Rings Films Charles Chambers Ed Dominguez Three Rings for the Elven- kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mor dor where the shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of M or dor where Sam, Frodo and Gollum in the marshes, from The Lord of the Rings the shadows lie.

After many years of developed in Fritz the Cat and intact. The result is a film which controversy over the rights to Wizards. accurately depicts Tolkien's Tolkien's The Lord of the elaborate narration. Rings, Ralph Bakshi has The production staff is faced Despite the sociological and brought to the screen his with the problem of effectively philosophical BS many people animated version of J.R.R. presenting Tolkien's world of affix to this story, the plot is Tolkien's classic trilogy. Many Middle-Earth. This problem quite simple. It is the Good-vs- other directors, including entails not only creating Evil concept which was quite Stanley Kubrick of 2001, A appropriate background successful with another recent Space Odyssey fame, have scenery but also leaving film of this genre, Star Wars. unsuccessfully tried to create a Tolkien's plot and characters The story concerns the attempt The Nine Companions with Gollum movie version of the trilogy. unaltered. Chris Conkling and of the Black Lord, Sauron, to Bakshi, a renowned cartoonist, Peter S. Beagle deviate from conquer Middle-Earth through Frodo Baggins the Hobbit, that Sauron lives in the only has succeeded in creating the the common cinematic practice the powers of a magical ring. have this ring and must destroy place that the ring can be film through effective of 'adapting' novels to the However, the forces of Good, it before Sauron confiscates it. destroyed. animation techniques which he screen, and leave the story-line led by Gandalf the Wizard and The main problem, though, is Fantasy Film studios is responsible for the release of this film. Fantasy Films is not as well known as other studios but one previous hit which they released is One Flew Over the I Cuckoo's Nest, a multi- Academy Award winner. Bakshi, the chief animator and director, and his staff of over 200 animators worked two years in making this film. Though Tolkien's characters are unrealistic, Bakshi and company have made them real. It should be noted that though the film is animated, it is an adult oriented film, not a ' cartoon.

Aragorn, a primary hero in Mules laden vrith Blue Maguey pinas on their way to Cuervo's La Rojena plant. the film, is a prime example of the animator's intent to present a believable character. In order to make Aragorn a hero with Since 1795we've gathered our public appeal, Bakshi spent much time studying Clint Eastwood's style. The result is Blue Magueys for Cuervo Gold an animated hero unlike any i before him, with elements of ' Eastwood, but also with a the gentle way. I certain uniqueness. For those who are Its the old way. And still acquainted with this classic saga of Middle-Earth, the film follows the general plot of the the best. book with no intrinsic flaws. Some portions of the books At Cuervo we know that there is only one way to make have been left out by necessity, Cuervo Gold perfect The way we've been doing it for more but these are quite trivial and their long absence does not than 180 years. subtract from the suspense of That's why people still nurture our fields of Blue the story. Maguey plants. And why mules are still used to bring icqi these precious plants to our distillery. Fbr tradition is still the trilogy, this5 fil m is a very the most important ingredient in Cuervo Gold. accurate 'introduction to Tolkien's tale. The plot is quite This is what makes Cuervo Gold truly special. Neat, easy to follow and it flows on the rocks, with a splash of soda, in a perfect Sunrise or smoothly with no lapses. Though it cannot replace the Margarita, Cuervo Gold will bring you back to a time when trilogy, it definitely will inspire quality ruled the world. viewers to read the books. The Lord of the Rings is now Cuervo. The Gold standard since 1795. showing at the Gaylynn CUERVO ESPECIAL* TEQUILA. 80 PROOF. IMPORTED AND BOTTLED BY C1978 HEUBLEIN INC.. HARTFORD. CONN. Theater in the Sharpstown Mall. The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 7 The MOB Has a Rival at Stanford For the past five years, the the methods by which they by beholders, and has caused halftime shows, is equally razor-sharp precision arrange- Rice Marching Owl Band has produced them, but they more than an occasional candid. ments, and that makes shows a been rather infamous for its drastically changed the subject contribution, or withdrawal "We're getting more little more hit and miss. No crazy formations and matter and approach. thereof. sure-fire boredom. unconventional style. But, they publicity this year than ever," For 15 years the Band's Today, although a return to LSJUMB's managers point are not alone. he said, "and consequently halftime shows have been conventional "marching band" there will be great pressure on out that Band activities are not There was a time when the marked by a scatter formation; strikes Bandspersons as a fate us. Our halftime shows have confined to the football field. Incomparable Leland Stan- clashing clothes—if any; and worse than death, most of the been putting it to president- They insist that any evaluation ford Junior University frequently funny and Band's powers-that-be agree types and newspaper-publisher of the success of the Band Marching Band was very much occasionally foul and now-and- that an era is ending. Members' types every Saturday of the should keep these activities in like every other university then terribly insulting opinions range widely, but season for a very long time, and mind. marching band in the country. spellouts, pictures, and biting most internal assessments it's near the point of imitation "Postgame concerts, for social commentary, all formed stress the need for change. Before 1963, Stanford rather than development. instance, may be the Band's in rapid succession on the field. bandsmen took great pride in greatest strength," said Hal The Band is famous (or The Band, almost everyone "Things need to be different their straight lines and Mickelson, LSJUMB's notorious) for this approach. agrees, is at another turning on the field. Look for a little precision formations. They point. more sopisticated disco, and announcer when he is not were proud of the music and LSJUMB has played in "We've noticed," says A1 more of the Earth-Wind-and- working in his law office in San the way they played it. concert with Frank Zappa and Jardetzky, this year's manager Fire ilk. and look for a different Francisco. "There the student Those days are long gone, at professional SDorting events, and a saxophonist, "that kind of activity on the field audience in particular is very except for the pride, and that and has rallied the crowds opinions of the Band are Maybe there'll be some more pleased with what happens. pride is bringing about everywhere trom Stanford's changing in a way they rarely stuff in costume, maybe we'll They get a musical peformance, potential major changes in Meyer Undergraduate Library changed before. take a little more of a political and they get the altruistic thrill today's LSJUMB. to San Francisco's Hookers (and less hard-core smut) slant. of seeing people perform when Balls. "We used to get hate mail or they could be drinking. It The Band went on strike in I'm not sure exactly what the money—things were usually reinforces a student's 1963, demanding student It is, in short, the most difference will be, but there will always 'either-or.' Now we get emotional identity with autonomy, and since then it has talked-about band, one that be a difference. Otherwise we'll less hate mail, and maybe some Stanford, I think, to see a not been a "normal" marching has inspired a fervent reaction be in trouble." more money, but sometimes group that is very good at what band. The musicians remained on the part of critics as well as somebody tells me the Band is LSJUMB, apparently, is not they do at the same time they happy with their sounds, and fans. It is either hated or loved in danger of being boring, in sitting tight, nor are its leaders are very loose about how they danger of getting flabby and worried. do it." complacent in a perverse kind FIRST ANNUAL "We're different from most "But it's not like we're getting of way. And that's dangerous. run out of the stadium. It hasn't Flabby and complacent is the bands," said Drum Major GALVESTON Dave Ford. "We've tried to been necessary to remind worst thing that could people to have a good time. happen." work in both creative and JAZZ procedural veins, because we Nothing is forced yet, and we Randall Duvall, assistant don't have any disappearing intend to stay without policy of FESTIVAL manager and also a sax man, is diamond formations to fall pointing a satirical finger at NOVEMBER 24, 25, & 26 Jarketsky's right-hand person. back onto when things get reality by putting sick whims And Duvall, who arranges the difficult. We don't worry about and fetishes on the field in front On the Gulf at Stewart Beach of 50,000 people." LSJUMB views itself with a Galveston Island considered kind of optimism. THE VILLAGE CHEESE SHOP They do not want to become fat PROGRAM SCHEDULE and smug, and while they Friday, November 24th, 6 pm - "Something recognize that such a danger DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED CHEESES exists, their pride is strong. for Everyone Show" FINE WINES "Don't forget," says Jark.et- Eddie Harris Quartet GOURMET FOODS COOKWARE sky, "that we sound better than any band around and are more Ron Carter Quartet in tune with crowds. 1 don't QUANTITY DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE think that there is a student-run Betsy Carter with John Hicks Trio organization that can match Saturday, November 25th, 11 am - 3 pm - us."—John Nielsen, News 2484 BOLSOVER MON-SAT. 9-6 (713) 527-0398 Service Student Intern. "Blues Show" Copyright 1978, The Stanford Observer John Lee Hooker Professor Longhair Mighty Joe Young PASADENA Saturday, November 25th, 5 pm - closing - TEXAS "Fusion Show" Matrix Pat Metheny Quartet Flora Purim and Arrto Sunday, November 26th, 11 am - 3 pm -"Big Band Show" Where the action is Kashmere High School Jazz Band North Texas State Lab Band Dance seven nights a week Count Basie and his Orchestra Food & Drinks Sunday, November 26th, 5 pm - closing Freddie Hubbard Quartet Hear the Bayou City Beat, nightly — Richie Cole Quartet Johnny Lee, Kenny Fulton, Toni Jolene, and Eddi.e Jefferson and Richie Cole Quartet Robert Herridge — 'The Little Fiddler"

TICKET ORDER FORM Advanced tickets for alt three days - 5 shows - 15 different acts are $35.00 (40.00 at the gate) Individual day tickets are: 4500 Spencer Highway Friday - November 24th • 6 pm until closing: $15.00 Saturday - November 25th - all day and evening shows: $18.00 Saturday • evening show only: $15.00 Pasadena Sunday • November 26th - all day and evening shows $18.00 Sunday • evening show only: $15.00 946-9842 SPECIAL STUDENT DISCOUNT $30 1 Thru Nov. 10 $30 Please send requests with money order or cashier's check (no personal checks) to: Galveston Jazz Festival Phone: (713) 737-3020 or 737-3021 P.O. Box 420 SO* postage and handling Galveston, Texas 77550 -r- The Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 8 Owl Sports Report Rice Owls Nip

Michelle Heard catch the ball, they didn't go Keith Schnelle anywhere. David Darr gave great coverage and saved all of the strong drive attempts. To Saturday, Rice's Owls top it off, with his fifth proved that the Southwest interception of the year, Mike Conference is right where they Downs ran 48 yards putting the belong. ball at the Baylor 34. The aroused Owls smeared Rice was unable to score on the Baylor Bears 24-10 in their this drive and Earl Cooper finest game of the season. For fumbled to Baylor's Ricky the seniors, their last home Rand to set up their first and game could not have been only touchdown. Fourteen better. It's just too bad only plays later, Baylor scored as -photo by Wayne Derrick Abercrombie jumped one yard Earl Cooper takes off for Rice's first touchdown. 13,000 fans were there to see it. Rice opened up on Baylor over the line and Robert with a 56 yard thrust when Bledsoe added the extra point. Randy Hertel connected with Two series later, the Owls' Earl Cooper for the first linebacker Jim Frith intercept- touchdown. Wes Hansen's ed on the Baylor 20 and ran it point after was good and the in. Taunting Baylor, he held the Owls led 7-0. ball up over his head and the The Owls gave Baylor hell on Owl bench went mad. It was defense. Don Rutledge stayed only the first of their hard- glued to his opposition and hitting deathblows of the when Baylor's receivers did afternoon.

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centers , >' • : ' ( s> - . < , ' j The Williamsburg Apartments 664-0851 9701 Stella Link Weldon Meeks (21) pushes through for strong yardage gains. •photo by Wayne Derrick Sports The Rice 20, 1978, Page 9 Bear Bottoms When the Bears got the ball, for Baylor, closing in on tne Rice cornerback Tim Proctor Rice lead for just a moment. cut them off almost single- Rice was not to be flushed. handedly. He stopped They answered with the Abercrombie for a 1-yard loss combined efforts of Broeren, on the second down and Cunningham and Houser to devastated Tony Laws after a drive the ball down to the 2- 3-yard gain on the fourth yard line. Weldon Meeks down. carried it over and with 4:29 left on the clock, Rice was ahead On Baylor's next series, 24-10. Lamon Jefferson rushed Smith Doug Cunningham played and the Baylor quarterback's as well or better as he did with pass sailed into Frith's hands Tommy Kramer two years ago. X ' once again on the 21. They got He caught 8 passes for 95 yards as far as the 12 but were two with a finesse and control yards short of a first down. appropriate for his last home In the next series, the clock game. ran out as David Darr "After last week, everyone recovered a Baylor fumble. assumed we were going to roll After the half, the Owls came over and play dead," said back stronger than ever. Coach Ray Alborn after the Hansen kicked a 30-yard field game. But there was no going goal making the score 17-7 for through the motions Saturday the Owls. With five seconds for the Owls. They came to play remaining in the third period, and they played like Bill Manness kicked a field goal professionals. Abner, the bear cub doesn't look very threatening. -photo by Wayne Derrick

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Pete Schwab yard bomb to wide-open A1 championship, but hats have to 9. Lindheimer's Daisies 73 18 big points followed with Gonzales. Day then hit Steve go off to some tine football 10. Pigs on the Wing 16 Chris Davis' 12 and Bruce Anyone who cared to see a Duhline and Dave Luneau with played by three SRC teams: Russell's 10 as they went on to repeat of the Rice-SMU game short TD passes and Off was up Ruskies, SRC I, and Criminal defeat Home Grown 44-25. or any similarity thereof found 18-0. BBB tried desperately to Element. These teams really Others receiving votes were Duanne Roberts had 16 points it Wednesday as Off scored on put a drive together but they brought intramural football a Rubber Balls, Mean Machine, in a losing cause. Zoo got their the opening play of the game were continually met with good season for spectating. and Broke Dicks. second consecutive win as they and continued to a 26-0 strong rushes by Harold The final TPI poll is in and used Tom Martin's 15 points to lackadasical victory over BBB. Nelson and Tony Palmer there was no doubt as to tie down Good '01 Boys 43-20. There seemed to be no life in backed up by Mike'Tenacious' number one but the next 5 Kevin Allin had 8 for the Boys the BAker Bunch even though Rogers. teams are fairly well bunched. while Joey Bevill had 7 and Eric they did have a few fans on Off scored one more time on Basketball Zammitt had 6 for the winners. hands. a 30-yard pass to Campbell and Bubba Buenger was about the championship was theirs. TPI POLL the only one to play with any John Wile and Boddy Moss 1. OFF (20) 200 intensity as Matt Ward had a had outstanding games at 2. SRC I 135 E League bad day and any passes that he blocking back as what should 3. Tubesteaks 133 D League did have on target were have been a hard-fought match 4. Last of Ruskies 132 dropped by the usually sure- in the finals ended up in a cake 5. Criminal Element 131 6. Leatherballs 108 Playing for the championship, handed German Amador and walk resembling league play. Sprockets came alive as RAG, led by Lon Wilson's 14 Jay Oliphant. This is the third straight 7. BBB 87 Russel Henderson pumped in 8. Tusken Raiders 80 points and Jeff Carter's 12, Jin^Daôêne^wkl^nÔ^ Lovett team to take the disposed of Crew X 54-37. Brian Cooper had 8 while Rich Gass and Bruce Dunleie each added 6 for RAG. Kent Vaugh wa the game's high-scorer with 16 for the jock-aids. Bearded Clams displayed their power as Ken Rainwater bucked 18 and, with the help of his teammates Scott Carruth (16) and Richard Waugh (14), combined for a 68- PLAIN TALK 32 win over Animals in Heat. Os Abib had 18 for the losers. Courting Disaster provided some tense moments for Ball Snatchers before the thieves hung on for a 35-34 win. John FROM ARMCO ON Summerlin and Mike Bednorz each took home 8 points while Dave Van Kleeck had 7. Kevin Bartol canned 12 for the FINDING A JOB: courters. PREGNANT? How Government s spending can price you out of work tomorrow's money today, the more prices rise to cover Inflation's danger is very real to you because it threatens the cost. Most of all, the more causes and tasks we insist your chances of landing a job. We say our government, by our government take on, the more money government must NEED trying to give us everything we want right now. actually spend to carry out our will. Our federal deficit is running causes inflation. Here's why. at least $60,000,000,(XX) a year, now. That's a million and HELP? If government collects enough taxes to pay its extra bills a third jobs we're missing, right there. CALL as it goes, those taxes raise everybody's costs. You pay more What can we do? We all have favorite programs we'd PROBLEM yourself in taxes on your income. And companies pay more like our government to spend money on. But maybe spend- PREGNANCY income tax and taxes on the materials and services they ing only what we've paid in taxes is the most important have to buy. So everybody's tax bill goes up. service our government can provide us. If we could get 524-0548 But as we all know, government is spending money even government to set priorities—with every worthwhile goal faster than it can collect taxes. Everybody still pays, be- in relation to all others—-then maybe we could stop spend- cause government handles the deficit either by borrowing ing money so fast we create inflation. money or printing it. Borrowed money costs extra to pay Next time somebody says government ought to do some- the interest—and our national debt is now more than thing, think about the job you want when you finish school. JOE BEMTLEY5 $550,000,000,000. Extra printed money simply dilutes the Then ask that person why you should give up your job value of all the money in circulation. Either way. costs go or buying power for somebody else's pet idea. HOUSTON BICYCLE up for everybody—and that's inflatfon. You'll pay •formerly at 2020 Wa&gfi drive $2.25 today to buy what a dollar bought only Let us hear YOUR plain talk about jobs! 2207 Commonweaftk 20 years ago. Well send you a free booklet if you do It now costs business $45,300 to Does our message make sense to you? We'd H2WS___ create the average American job. like to know what you think. Your „ UNHL4W1' (Armco's cost is $57,520.) Every personal experiences. Facts to prove sg,?# Sfcss,, time the cost of a job goes up. or disprove our point. Drop us a line. Parts -Sales ^JRepairs^ fewer jobs can be created with We'd like your plain talk. ri n n ^ the same amount of money. Some For telling us your thoughts, we '11 wwiil ~T"AKA*A(p»oofc>gwciMTO MfiHB ) companies can't earn enough send you more information on MOTOBec4N>e pbjrocm OIK^S) extra money these days to issues affecting jobs. Plus Armco's ROMIC cH/N»b*ou-T>TOp' Qu^nry) create so many new jobs. famous handbook, How to Get a used bikes This threatens your chance of Job. It answers 50 key questions finding the job you want. you'll need to know. Use it to set 93,000,000 Americans now hold yourself apart, above the crowd. loanks aeêtALLf WjiLAaue jobs. But you're among 17,(XX),(XX) Write Armco, Educational Relations more men and women who'll be Dept. IJ-5, General Offices, Middle- looking for work in the next 10 years town. Ohio 45043. Be sure to include a stamped, self-addressed business-size Plain talk about INFLATION envelope. DILLIE WILLIAMS It's often fashionable to blame business and labor for higher prices. But that's taking a TYPING SERVICE result and making it the cause. The more gov- Theses, Dissertations, ernment tacks on additional charges, the higher Manuscripts, Etc. costs have to go. And the more government spends Close to Campus 526-0152 Sports TJie Rice Thresher, November 20, 1978, Page 11 Scenes from the Blue-Gray Game

The final score of the inter- Lovett should have won one squad Blue-Gray basketball keg for the best hats. game Friday, November 17 was The Owls looked good and 89-82 in favor of the Gray team. the freshmen are a definite Sid Rich and Lovett led the asset. With school support like turnout with Sid Rich winning last Friday night, the Owls have 1 one keg for having the most a chance to be on the winning students attending, although side. I , : • • *tf "

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