Rice celebrates Einstein's 100th birthday Rice University will mark the Einstein was born in Ulm, the world," said Bochner. purview what is really essential Dr. Bochner's lecture is open 100th birthday of Albert Germany on March 14, 1879. In America, the New York to the context, not only to the public free of charge. It is Einstein with a special lecture "It is hard to believe the Times began to report his neutrally so, but also in the one of the Provost's Lectures at 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 14 storm that broke loose around movements and theories on hierarchical order of its which present Rice faculty in Sewall Hall 301. him in Berlin, where I also gravitation," Bochner components," Bochner said. members in discussions of their Dr. Salomon Bochner, lived, after WWI in late 1919, explained. In 1931, Einstein Bochner will point out in particular research interest. Rice's Edgar Odell Lovett when his theory of relativity came to teach at Princeton. his lecture that it was actually While Einstein was a Professor of Mathematics and began to be talked about, "Einstein was what I venture Poincare who found the member of the Institute for member of the National everywhere, anywhere, to call an essentialist. He had a famous formula about E but Advanced Study at Princeton Academy of Sciences, will talk anytime; in academic halls and drive and capacity to single out, that Einstein gave the theory a University, Dr. Bochner was on on "Albert Einstein—How He in beerhalls. The waves of the in any scientific situation under universal interpretation. the mathematics faculty there. Was and What He Did." storm spread quickly all over THE RICE THRESHER

Volume LXVI, No. 26 Rice University, Houston Texas Thursday, March 8, 1979 Expose at Will Rice prompts action Will Rice has the smallest kitchen and to converting the two and a half weeks, are quite committee members did outgoing president, Jim kitchen of the eight colleges at lower commons area into a disturbing. volunteer their own enigmatic Lancaster, and incoming Rice, and also has gone quite more useable space. In light of Although none of the opinions on the subject. president, Chris Kilgore, some time without needed this, the preliminary results of committee members inter- Andrew Galloway, newly- declined either to confirm or major physical improvements the study, which is not to be viewed would elaborate on the elected treasurer of Will Rice, deny Galloway's statement. and renovation. These two released in full for yet another secret results, some of the expressed pleasure at what he The Master of Will Rice facts have prompted Russ called "...having $300,000 to College, Dr. Armeniades, did Pitman, Manager of Campus work with to follow up say when pressed on the point Business Affairs, to give top Vote Tuesday, March 13 prospects of supplementary that "...off the record, Andrew priority to Will Rice income to the budget from was not far from the truth." concerning the allocation of Because of various diffi- S.A. Senate there will be two The most interesting comment this year's allotted remodeling short-term developmental culties there will be yet another separate raced to accomodate leases." However, both continued on page 4 and physical improvements election this Tuesday. On the the newly received petitions. funds. ballot, or in this case ballots, This is so they will not Although the final amount will be several important issues interefere with the original Phi Beta Kappas elected Will Rice will receive has not to be decided by the student Honor Council race which is been firmly set at this point, the body. being reheld because of The following students were This election is an honor probable figure is in the range excessive improper voting. elected by the Beta of Texas First and most important is a given in recognition of ot $300,000 to $350,000. The new candidates are John Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa as proposal to increase college outstanding excellence in However, in the wake of the Hunnell of Wiess for Secretary- the Spring Contingent of liberal studies at Rice dues from twenty-five to thirty- recent disclosure of the large Treasurer of the S.A.; Thomas Members-in-Course of the University. amount of profits accumulated five dpllars. In order to pass, Scales of Sid Rich for RPC Class of 1979. the increase requires the by the Campus Store over the Vice President; Marcia Haynes Mech E/ Math Sci years, a special select approval of 60% of the votes Michael Bruce Allen of Brown College for RPC Beha Sci/Soci committee of members of the cast. In addition, 35% of all Secretary-Treasurer; Cary Steven Marc Bosse Econ/ Poli Sci Will Rice Diet (the governing students must vote. More Drott for Honor Council fifth- Mark Edward Brennan body of Will Rice) and the information on this issue may year representative; Jeanmarie Thomas Edward Brown Poli Sci/Psyc student representatives of be found in Ann Gifford's Amend of Jones and Thomas Trena Rose Brown Latin American Managerial certain university governing editorial on page 10. Kobayashi of Sid Rich both for Studies bodies was empowered three There will also be a request Honor Council Senior Reps. Jane Elizabeth Carmichael English Fine Arts weeks ago to ascertain the for a 25c blacket tax increase In the Honor Council races, Daniel Jonathan Cohen Elec Engi actual breakdown of the by the Honor Council to cover please vote only for the class Marcy Lynne Dodd Engl/Hist planned expenditures of Will printing expenses. that represents you. Bollots Bruce Wall Dunlevie James Robert Eggert Ling / Phys Rice's $300,000-plus. The Confusion is bound to occur received with votes in more Robert Lynn Einkauf Elec Engi/Math Sci money ostensibly was to go over the Honor Council than one race will have to be Lawrence Jude Fossi Engl/Hist mainly toward enlarging the Election. As decided by the thrown out. James Eric Fowler Engl/Poli Sci Michael Sammie Goldberg Lega/Poli Sci Rice engineering faculty receives honor James David Honeycutt Hist/Poli Sci Robert Neil Jenkins Elec Engi Two distinguished Rice especially in inelastic behavior that can be conferred on an Cynthia Kay Johnson Biology University engineers have been and soil-structure interaction." engineer and honors those who Mark Griffin Johnson Elec Engi elected to the National Veletsos has been a member of have made important Kevin Thomas Kean Elec Engi Academy of Engineering, it Rice's civil engineering faculty contributions to engineering Helen Christine Kegel Chem Engi was announced today in since 1964. theory and practice or who Thomas Joseph Kosco Materials Sci/Russian Washington, D.C., by In announcing the election of have demonstrated unusual Griff Calicutt Lee, III Elec Engi Courtland D. Perkins, Allen and Veletsos, Academy accomplishments in the Victor Herbert Lewitt Econ,/ Psyc academy president. President Perkins stressed that pioneering of new and Steven Leo Lytinen Elec Engi/Math Sci Herbert Allen, immediate "election to the Academy is the developing fields of tech- Ronald Eugene Marusak Mech Engi past chairman of the Rice highest professional distinction nology." John Slaton McKillop Chem Engi/Chem University Board of Governors Robert Taylor Means, Jr. Biochemistry and a 1929 graduate of the Douglas Ray Merritt Mech Engi University, was elected to the r*m Alan Scott Miller Hist/ Econ academy for his achievements William Calvin Mover Elec/Engi in "pioneering and develop- Collyn Ann Peddie Art & Art Hist/Poli Sci/Lega ment of technology and Thomas Charles Potempa Math Sci equipment basic to the safety John Howard Rex Biochemistry and efficiency of the oil well James Allen Rice Math/Phys drilling and producing Richard Rederick Roesler Phys industry." Allen is the former Samuel H. Schreiber Math/ Phys chairman of the board of Robert James Schwartz Elec Engi/Math Sci Houston-based Cameron Iron Robert Charles Skocpol Chem Engi Works. Sharilyn Kay Stanley Jean Marie Sullivan Biol/Germ Dr. Anestis S. Veletsos, Mech Engi Rice's Brown and Root Mario Sznol Karen Lynn Wagonner Biochemistry Professor of Engineering, was Biology chosen by the academy for his Richard Nathaniel Watts Timary Susan Weinfeld Physics "contributions to advancement Math Sci in structural dynamics and Michael David Willcutts Dr. Anestis S. Veletsos Herbert Allen Alice Mae Young Bioc Hist earthquake engineering. Phvsics The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 2 SRC 457 comedy where everything to see"; marriage vows; your grows thirsty after noon meals. For starters, let's apply these Wetback means something. Okay? last words—all are equal. Slip a Those are basically the rules. rules to the phenomenon of First, let's take Freud Everything is significant. Slip a little more Castaneda in and I can already hear them saying, "visual pranks." Like when seriously for a change and little Casta neda into it and then with a little imagination, you "You can't do that! You can't you're walking around and you agree that there really aren't agree that significance is can link yourself to the cadet in do that!" You can believe think you see a cactus but it's any "accidents." Take that and meaningless. No one thing is New York City who also plans whatever you wish to believe. not a cactus—it's a trash can. generalize the hell out of it until more important than any other to watch Fantasy Island next Supposedly we're special Right? And you go, "Hey, you get the picture of hopeless thing. Putting in a new week. Just a little more and you because the Cosmic Muffin wow, man, I thought that was a units helplessly driven by shoelace; feeding the parking can become one with the beetle gave us something he didn't cactus." Then everyone gives insticts and "the void" in a meter; going to Montrose "just near Mao's gravesite who also give anybody else. They try to you the fish mouth and you set it up so that you have to punish yourself subconsciously follow "the plan" with an ever- for making such a dumb conscious responsibility to that mistake. DOOHESBUKT boon of boons. Otherwise But hey! again—there aren't when the time bell rings you any mistakes in this game; MY NAME'S SPRINGFIELD. WHEE! THIS IS miss out on the main event. All nothing is an accident. So don't MR. PUKE? YOUR. YOU'RE A HARD MAN TO COLORADO! SIT you receive after the struggle CARETAKER 5AIP TRACK DOUJN, MR. DUKE. ISN'T THAT UP, r HAVE punish yourself! Enjoy it. Zap! I MIGHT FINP I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ON RIGHT, MR DONT AN OFFER. then is a new suit and no place and for a brief instant there was WHERE.. \ THE RUN FROM THE LAW. PUKE? \ EVEN N IS THAT X to go. Nobody wants that. a new cactus in your world. RIGHT? But hey! Don't yell at me as I That's before your guardian threaten your reality. / don't slapped you upside the head write this stuff. That's one of and wheezed, "Hey, dumbshit, the benefits of giving somebody that's a trash can." Several else credit for the work you do. folks then crouch down and ii It only works on very rare give thanks for being set once occasions, though. You have to again on the road of "truth." I, be careful. Stunts like changing for one, consider this to be a the name on your driver's raw deal. Seeing the cactus was license never pay off. The only no mistake, right? So go out TAKE IT EASY, NOW, NOW,MR. OKAY. COWBOY. THE PUKE. WE BOTH FELLAH! reason it pays off here is and wander around. If you see -7r NAME'S 5PRJN6- OF COURSE KNOW THAT UJELL, I'LL THE DEAL'S because if they want to take me a cactus, immediately turn to OKAY, MAC. FIELD. F HAVE AN YOU DO. NOW,THING ISN'T BE DAMNED. OFF! WHO ARE OFFER FOR YOU.. GET YOUR LOADED.. HOWD YOU away and package me for what your guardian and render him YOU? HANDS OUT KNOUJ. I write, they have to take folks (her) a massive boot in the gut. OFTHATCASE like Mark Twain away also. Floor the guardian and then Get red, white, blue, and confront the cactus. There is certain foods to back you up where the heart lies. and you can go berserk without By now I've managed to fold having to pay any dues. this all up so that it's easv to Anyway, those were the staple it down say by placing basic rules to one of the routes the "Artificial Stimulation" you can take to get out of here. label on it. Guffaw! Don't kid "But why in the world would yourself. You don't need help OKAY, SPRIN6 I'M FROM THE NA L, THEN.R.A.? you YOU KNOW IT?HELL.TVE M)HOW!B/ENAS WHAT? THE EROSION OF you want to do that?" Come to do this. "I hate to disagree FIELD. IF VONAL RIFLE ASSO- V NOW, WAIT A %£ SUPPORTED IT R3R WE SPEAK, NEW6UNLIBERALS? FREEDOM IS NOT now, give it a little thought. with with you, boy, but I ain't ARENl THE CIATION, MR. DUKE! # MINUTE, PERHAPS 0UR YEARS! THESE ARE CONTROL LAWS ARE ? THEIR ILK? A PRETTY SIGHT, i HEAT, WHO ANDLUIfc GOING I WAS BEING A WORK REPRESSIVE TIMES, BEING PREPAREDYOU'VE SEEN MR. DUKE. You do it all the time. Small- never seen no trash can what ARE YOU TO MAKE YOU AN LITTLE HASTY.. f SPRINGFIELD! BY LIBERAI5 AND THEM? \ scale escape has been looked like a cactus." Here is OFFER..r '"- n THEIR ILK! happening since day one. If you the barrier. I suppose if you si scorn this, remember that worked at it long enough you doing so renders you incapable could set things up so that you of becoming "Deathmonger" wouldn't ever leave the real next time you roar onto 59. world. Quite an accomplish- High price. ment. Others see it as a farce. Besides, it's just like they told After a while you'd be so far you when you were a little kid: gone (so far "here," rather) that we're all little computers. No you'd have to stay. Then I guess A TRIAL HMD ONLY you'd need artificial stimu- OKAY, SPR1N6- MR. DUKE, THE NM IF YOU'LL COME TESTIFY BEFORE WELL-OKAY, shit. So if we're expected to REALLY? EMBARRASS YOURFOR- GREAT! CAN FIELD, HJHERE KNOWS YOU TO BE THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE HEARINGS BUT THAT'S lation to be yourself again. THEY COULD MER 80S6. WE THINK YOU SUE HIM spend our time here running AN ARTICULATE DE- ON GUN CONTROL, OUR LAWYERS WILL MY FINAL EXACTLY DO DO THAT? WE CAN CONVINCE HIM FOR ME, TOO? That'd be a drag. FENDER OF THE TAKE CARE OF YOUR UTTLE PROB- OFFER! the same damn program, I FIT INTO \ TO DROP THE CHARGES- ALL OF THIS? HAND6UN OWNER- LEM WITH THEP.A.'S OFFICE- there's a rape being inflicted Besides, who wants to stay in somewhere. a world where there's no Keeping those rules in mind, cactus? you can (with practice) actually I begin to see everything quite On the rag? differently. It has a lot to do with perspective, and it's a Let's face it—the world blast! I guess the rabid critics really honest to God does suck. will milk the hell out of this and Doesn't it? You work and work chant (pointing manicured and work and what do ya get? fingers in accusation), The shaft! The ream! The I'LL RE RACKED "Fantasy World! Fantasy super-no! And it seems like THANKS. I BUILT THIS VERY NICE. MAY I YEAH, I WAS TRYING IN A MINUTE QUITE A World!" The only course of there's no way you can do CABIN MYSELF, BACK IN ASK WHY WJ KEEP TO TEACH THE DO&S ,.mm- SPRINGFIELD. PLACE YOU 1163. DID THE DECORATIN6 LAND MINES ON 10 STAY OFF THE SoGS? anything about it. JUST MAKE HAVE HERE, action is to laugh in their faces. ) „ , AND EVERYTHING- ALL THE SOFAS ? FURNITURE- ' YOURSELF COM-MR. DUKE I'm not trying to direct anyone Well now there is! Bitch FORTABLE- / beyond the lemming brink of about it! Bring it out into the reality. By all means, the real open! What really really really world must be kept in rags the hell out of you? Submit perspective. This is where we rags to Thresher office by eat, right? I'm just saying that if Tuesday March 13. We'll print you have to sing the same song the raggiest rag and after all over and over, "never a dull this time everybody else can moment'' does not exist. ^worn^LboutiTfora£han^^

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2484 BOLSOVER MON-SAT. 9-6 (713)527-0398 The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 3 Carrington feeds students to alligators In recent disciplinary action 10. A student was perma- $10.00 fines each for loss of credit" in a course lor write another term paper and taken by the Proctor: nently banned from Willy's infractions of University Rules an Honor Code violation. will receive a maximum grade Pub and Valhalla for causing and Regulations. 22. A student was given a of "3" for an Honor Code 1. A student was fined $15.00 disturbance at Willy's Pub. 19. A student was fined disciplinary suspension and violation. for a smashed light fixture and 11. Two students were given $10.00 for misconduct at "loss of credit" for an Honor 25. Three students have had cleanup at the Rice Memorial a verbal warning for infractions Willy's Pub. Code violation. the fifth fingers of their left Center. of University Rules and 20. A student was given a 23. A student who turned hands removed for conspiracy 2. A student was placed on Regulations. "loss of credit" on an himself in was given a reduced to assasinate President disciplinary probation for the 12. A student has had to assignment for an Honor Code grade of from "1" to "3" for an Hackerman and fully half of remainder of his academic make restitution of $800.00 for Violation. Honor Code violation. the Board of Governors. career for assaulting another theft from the Rice Campus 21. A student was given a 24. A student has had to It could happen to you. student. Store and is forbidden to be on 3. A student was fined $25.00 campus. for misconduct and mischief at 13. A student was placed on Willy's Pub. disciplinary suspension until 4. A student was placed on August 26, 1979, and fined D00VESBURY disciplinary suspension until $50.00 for misappropriation of OKAY, MR. PUKE, YOUVB BEEN REMEMBER, THE LEGISLATORS U£ GOTCHA. I NO, NO, OF COURSE ImxJmrn ^ ALLOWS January 1, 1980, for infractions college furniture. HERE BEFORE, SO I DOI/T HAVE D0NT0WN OUTRIGHT ARE SCARED PONT REALLY NOT. YOU JUST BE HAPPENEP10 you YOU'RE HAVE TO READ of University Rules and 14. Two students received TO TELL you "THAT THIS CONGRESSTO DEATH OF MAIL! THEY'RE IN YOUR. YOURSELF. YOU'RE OUR NUMBER i is EVERY err AS SPINELESS POCKET. MR. DUKE, SO UJHEN YOUALL OF THESE ACE IN THE WASTED NINE 0NB QJNF Regulations. probationary warnings for 1 AS /75 PREDECESSORS! WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR, WALKCRIME-STOPPER. HOLE, MR. DUKE: TALL! STORIES, 5. A student was placed on misappropriating furniture DOT? - disciplinary probation until from Allen Center and one May 10,1980, for infractions of student was fined $10.00. University Rules and 15. A student was expelled Regulations. from College premises 6. Two students were placed indefinitely for breaking a on disciplinary probation until window and conspiracy to January 1, 1980, for infractions conceal the identity of persons of University Rules and breaking a second window and Regulations. persons who threw firecrackers into an open window of "WHAT IS NEEDED INSTEAD 1UJANT TO GET THIS 7. Two students were fined ..ANPTT IS THB POSITION IS A SENSE OF RESTRAINT STRAIGHT. IS H ACTUAL- EXACTLY. $10.00 each for misconduct at Hanszen College. OF THE NATIONAL RIFLE AND FAIR PLAY. /FOUR LY YOUR V/EWTHATTHE WE ADVOCATE 16. Four students were ASSOCIATION THAT WHEN ONCE PROUD SCHOOLS YES? ANSWER TO RISING HAND- A RETURN TO IN OUR Willy's Pub. IT COMES TO ARBITRARY WERE TO RESUME EXCUSE GUN VIOLENCE ISA RE- RESPONSIBLE 8. Five students were fined placed on probationary SOCIAL CONTROLS, MORE THE TEACHING OF.." ME, MR. NEWED EMPHASIS ON GUNPLAY. PROUD $10.00 each for unauthorized warning for removal of Sid PUKE: , SPORTSMANSHIP? use of Sammy's electric cart. Richardson College property 9. A student was placed on to private quarters. disciplinary suspension (which 17. A student was placed on was stayed). He is prohibited disciplinary probation until from attending any University May 12,1979, for infractions of function or using any facility University Rules. where alcohol is served. 18. Four students were assessed

Cynics' Progress-Stalin to Christ "THE NATIONAL RJFLB ASSO- THAT'S THE END OF MR. DUKE, DOES YOUR. CIATION THEREFORE OPPOSES OUR PREPARED STATE- GROUPS OPPOSITION EXTEND UMSWTMS I WAS Steve Sailer of Western intellectuals like G. ANY AND ALL LEGISLATIVE MENT, MR. CHAIRMAN. TO A SIMPLE REQUIREMENT WITH DENTAL REFERRING ATTEMPTS TO CONTROL OUR I'D BE HAPPY TO EN- OF SERIAL NUMBERS TO RECORDS:? TO THE One of this century's more B. Shaw, who toured Tussia / / GUNS. \ CONSTITUTIONAL RJGHTW TERTAIN ANY QUESTIONS. AID POLICE /N mercurial vendors of words, during the Great Purges and BEAR ARMS! * IDENTIFICATION? Malcolm Muggeridge, though returned proclaiming it The born in 1903, remains the New Jerusalem. The cynical enfant terrible of British public Muggeridge convinced one life. British Peer the long queues at Since most Rice students food shops were organized by have never heard of Mugger- the government to induce idge, few young faces were seen overzealous workers to rest. in the large audience that filled During WWII, he worked in the RMC Grand Hall Tuesday the only career he thinks more night. Presented by the divorced from reality than SENATOR, THE POINT IS EXACTLY/50 LOOK AT THAT ONCE WHME AS YOU tea KNOW, ALMOST IT FROM THE POINT OF WELL, WOULDN'T Department of Religious j ournalism—intelligence. QUN CONTROL, THB WHICH 70* OF ALL MURDERS ARE VIEW OF THE VICTIM! U YOU WANT TO BE Studies, he spoke wittily on A Particularly disorienting was i ONLY PEOPLE LEFT WOULD COMMITTED AMONG FAMILY WHAT IF YOUR WIFE I PONT IN A POSITION TO - WITH GUNS ARE PREVENT MEMBERS OR FRIENDS. AND WERE ATTACKING YOUFOLLOW. RETURN THE FIRE? Twentieth Century Pilgrim- that his boss, Kim Philby, was a 6 CR1MNALS / A GREAT- OVER HALF OF THEM MTH A HANDGUN? MR. DUKE. / age"—his own. Soviet agent while Philby'p MANY MUR- INVOLVE HAND- \ YOUDONT DERS, MR. GUNS! \ HAVE TO He recalled his socialist opposite number in the NKVD PUKE! ANSWER upbringing, his undemanding was an Allied agent. THAT, JIM. teaching job at the University Muggeridge came to reflect of Cairo (his students spoke no on G. K. Chesterton's English, were always on strike, aphorism: "When people stop and were perpetually stupefied believing in God, they will not by hashish), and reporting for believe in nothing, they will the Manchester Guardian. He believe in anything." In recent years he has ecome one of now believes "news" should be HEY, TVS A HE WENT TO LET ME SHOW WILL THE renamed "nuzak," since Walter Christianity's most forceful GOOD WHAT ARE , TRUE STORY, WHNGTON, WHERE'S HE YOU THE ACTION SER6EANT- MORNIN; SHERIFF. HE YOU TALKTN ™ COMMTL ITC. MAN! PONT Cronkite and the newspapers apologists (which his old AT REALLY, ON THIS BABY, AT-ARMS J BRENNER. HADTO&VE ABOUT HE WAS CALLED YOU EVER. BRENNER? SENATOR.. PLEASE DIS- bear the same relation to news friends, he says, blame on DUKE SOME TEST! - MY? AS AN EXPERT WATCH THE senility). ^ ' WITNESS. TUBE? / ARM THE as Muzak to music. WITNESS? Disgusted with the capitalist Deeply distressed by what he West during the Great calls The Decline and Fall of Depression, Muggeridge the West (his next book). moved to Moscow to help build Muggeridge believes the the Worker's Paradise. Soon tenacious flourishing of repulsed by the horrors of Christianity in Communist Stalinism, he became even nations is the main hope for more alarmed by the credulity Western Civilization.

SHALL I PUT THE QUESTION 0JE ARE I CANNOT SPEAK FOR MY YOU DOWN FOR DON 7 TRY FACING. THEN, MR. PUKE, 00UEAGUES, BUT I FOR ONE 3V < XEROX® COPIES I SEE. A MILLION POST TO INTIMI- 2 IS WHETHER THE WISHES AM FED UP WITH YOUR DEAD- CARDS, THEN, DATE ME, OVERNIGHT RATES — 4c DURING THE DAY OF 80% OF THE AMERI- LY LOBBY AND TTS FANATICAL SENATOR? MR. DUKE! CAN PEOPLE WILL A6A/N DEFENSE OF A TRAGIC AND GO UNHEEDED. UNCONSCIONABLE $7.49 PASSPORT PHOTOS PUBLIC POUCY! kinko'i graphics, inc. 2811 MAIN ST 2368 RICE BLVD I 654-8161 \S3 521-9465 The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 4 Barring campo strike, the Lovett Riverboat sails March 17 Jim Fowler was agreed that a large variety over the side which is only a Mardi Gras comes to Rice of flavors was suitable and that silhouette on wires now. At first glance it appeared you should be able to fit them Riverboat water on ice has a that a riverboat would not fit comfortably in a glass. Liquor way of cultivating sea monkeys Joe Pueschner Kings will provide jazz. through the RMC doors. Not looked like the best way to go. on the brain. Post-break blues got you The parade will wind its way even turned on its side and Enough to paddle the wheel Wanting to keep the cost of down? Did you miss out on that back to Hanszen at 9, where the inched in on roller skates. So through. And to get this liquor the cruise the same as in the New Orleans affair because of festivities will continue until being the good ole boys they to the gaming tables there past, Lovett has decided to sell the police strike? Well, don't 1 a.m. Among the many are, the Lovett folks decided to would be leggy waitresses who reservations on campus for despair, because on Saturday attractions awaiting the merry- dismantle the thing and carry it wouldn't mind taking tips in $3.50 in advance and $4 at the night, barring an unforeseen makers will be jungle juice and in piece by piece, using the port Riverboat money from shark dock. Which is entirely Campo Strike, the French more beer, live rock & roll by side for a marquee. A civil type dealers who moonlight as reasonable seeing how many Quarter will be right around Talisman in the commons, engineer used some of that college professors. Well, no hundreds of Riverboat dollars your corner, Hanszen College. a live masseuse and masseur, calculus and figured out how to problem there. live skits in the B&P at 11 p.m., extract the silhouette so it one gets in trade. The forecast The annual Mardi Gras The guy in charge of and a glittery costume contest could be hung up on wires, looks good, with no rain in celebration begins at 8 o'clock, riverboat parts decided to keep to highlight the evening. As far while an electrical engineer sight, except for the fountain as the traditional parade,led by the pilot's house intact so those as costumes go, let your proved his worth in circuits by out fron designed by a festively decorated gnome on board can keep a steady imagination run wild (even designing a trained line of lights philosophy major. carts, leaves Hanszen. course and not have to lean SE's should try this). that runs on magic. Everyone is invited to join the parade as it passes through and Tickets are $2 in advance and Realizing that Saturday the around their colleges. Beer will $2.50 at the door. This is a 17th also happens to be St. be served along the parade small price to pay for an Patrick's Day, they deemed it route and the Texas Dixie evening in old New Orleans. only appropriate to look around for a Dixieland band leader with an Irish surname. So Lovett appoints this guy with a scratchy beard and Expose at Will Rice acumen for wheeler dealing, and he comes back with the continued from page ! administrative officials on the Dick Shannon Dixieland was made by a non-Will Rice issue have been less than group for 9-11 p.m., plus The Edgar O. will carry enough liquor to run the paddle through. committee member who wishes successful. Dr. Hackerman has Second Comiong for 11-1 a.m., to remain unidentified. He declined to make an official playing both rock & roll. A kicker party at last remarked rather vehemently comment at this time. Dean Lovett locked both bands that he saw "...no good reason Brown has been somewhat down in the basement and told in the world to allow the more helpful, agreeing to make them to practice because they'd Redneck Round—up (expletivesdeleted)at Will Rice some type of statement, but not better be back in a couple of before next week. Perhaps a greater share than the other weeks to use them. Needless to Just because the world- then, some of the many headwaiters. There will be colleges in the mineral rights say, by the time the bands get famous Houston Livestock questions that remain to be plenty of beer at dinner to wash just because of its (expletive out of that basement they'll be Show and Rodeo is over for answered can be dealt with to down the juicy barbecue. deleted) lucky physical ready to blow the stack off this year doesn't mean that the some greater degree of Entertainment will keep location!" Riverboat, as it were to speak. "Go Texan" spirit at Rice is satisfaction. your boots tapping throughout Attempts to interview top Next came the intoxicants. It gone! To continue the country- the evening, both on the patio western celebration, the SA during dinner and later in Off-Campus Committee ajid Willy's Pub. Climaxing the Rice Program Council are event will be a dance from 9:30 sponsoring a "Redneck to 1:30 in the RMC Grand Hall Round-Up" on Friday, March and Sammy's with "Gold 9th. Rush" providing the sweet The all-school party will country sounds. Admission for "kick" off at 5 p.m. on the the dance is $1—but if you patio with a barbecue dinner dress in Western attire, you can compliments of the chuck get in for 75

Your Humble Writer expounded to keyboardist,/ n saxophonist Dale McCord that it's impossible to put a label on Fool's Face's style. "I'd like to put a label on our music," he retorted, "RCA or Warner." With the recent announcement by the huge Warner conglom- erate that from now on they'd only sign groups they think can go platinum (sell 1,000,000 Xi.'l //>)/( j/oii'rt in Mi /(I'd, s tup Inj mill > 'i si I tin Cm yu hthrini hi '!< i/ni/ii. copies of an album), the outlook seems cloudy for a new band that doesn't sound like Since 1795 we've welcomed Toto. Still, they're feeling optimistic. Fool's Face will our guests with our best. soon enter an Arkansas studio to record their first album. An angel is financing this venture which will be released on their A traditional taste of private Bubble Records label. They intend to return to Houston in April to cash in on Cuervo Gold. the excitement created in February. According to rumor, - Visitors to Cuervo have always been greeted in a special way. H.R. EXECUTIVE They're met at the gates and invited inside to experi- SERVICES ence the unique taste of Cuervo Gold. Term papers, theses, This is the way we've said "welcome"for more than 180 etc. typed—technical & non-technical utili- years. And it is as traditional as Cuervo Gold itself. zing computerized For this dedication to tradition is what makes Cuervo word processor. Can do Gold truly special. Neat, on the rocks, with a splash of soda, graphics to illustrate papers. 24-hour dicta- in a perfect Sunrise or Ma rga rita, Cuervo Gold will bring tion line available by you back to a time when quality ruled the world. special arrangement. Evenings and weekends by arrangement. 333- Cuervo. The Gold standard since 1795. 2650 CUERVO ESPECIAL » TEQUILA. 80 PROOF IMPORTED AND BOTTLED Bi ? 19/8 HEUBL FIN. INC . HARTF ORD. CONN The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 6

Sheik Yerbouti as ridiculous on "Broken u Chin." The jazzy "City of Tiny- Frank Zappa Hearts Are for Assholes." The Lights" emphasizes the song "I'm so cute" uses ugly insignificance of modern city Thorn Glidden people to end it all and is life. that most of the lyrics of Sheik Porky Pig on Qualuudes, or a highlighted by the drums and The sarcastic "Dancin' Fool" Yerbouti are too explicit ever spayed pigeon. Compared to Frank Zappa blends creative vocals of Terry Bozzio. describes the carnal benefits of to receive any radio airplay. this so-called man's trite, musicianship with bizarre The smooth rock tune the disco scene's social suicide. Nevertheless, it will be complacent lethargy, Paul humor perfectly on his new "Jones Crusher" relates the "Jewish Princess" expresses recognized by at least a few McCartney sounds as intense double album, Sheik Yerbouti. brutal story of a man who has a Frank's interest in semetic music fans as the truly great as Bruce Springsteen. Two disappointing albums, girlfriend with an overly- sexuality. "Wild Love" album that it is. Welch belonged to Fleet- Studio Tan nd Sleep Dirt, were zealous sexual appetite. frantically relates the often Rating 1 Plus wood Mac before they moved previously released this year Zappa's guitar virtuosity takes unreasonable nature of erotic into a higher tax bracket, and is against Zappa's wishes by his center stage on the instru- urges. "Yo' Momma" is an still quite capable of singing old record label, Discreet. He mental "Rat Tomago." extended track containing like a man those few times his has now broken away from Perverse lyrics expressed in several qailing guitar solos by accountant lets him. The more Discreet to form his own choral harmonies make Zappa. Three Hearts bizarre of his instrumental company, Zappa Records, "Bobby Brown" a classic Zappa Sheik Yerbouti is one of the Bob Welch arrangements—who else uses which manufactured Sheik anthem. "Rubber Shirt" disco drums, heavy metal and Yerbouti. most entertaining albums produces a jazz mood with its Frank Zappa has ever done. Steve Sailer new wave guitars, and muzak The album opens with a drum and bass duet. "The Zappa creates an almost violins—might be interesting in pornographic parody of Peter Sheik Yerbouti Tango" completely spontaneous album Is Bob Welch on drugs? He the hands of a group like The Frampton entitled, "I've Been delightfully presents a searing by overdubbing tapes of live sings with all the passion of a Boomtown Rats who care 1 n You." Zappa reveals that the electric guitar within a loose performances. It seems a shame Valium-addicted lobotonaut, more about music than money. decline of America is due to the tango rhythm. presence of such sleazy On the absurd ditty "Baby characters as car repairmen, Snakes" Frank suggests giving plumbers, and California a drink to our little, pink and Brotzen finally likes a film businessmen of all types on the wet friends. Adolescent harmonic epic, "Flakes." Frank insecurity melds with erratic indicts spilt romantic emotion rhythms on "Trying to Grow a Get Out Your Handkerchiefs Written and directed by Bertrand Blier

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Get Our Your Handker- chiefs is an exceptionally interesting film, it travels through eccentric themes, where surprises lurk at every .x ^ corner, in such a carefree manner that it leaves you simultaneously startled and comforted. Writer/ director Bertrand Blier has fashioned a romantic farce which places him in the French comic tradition of Clair, Renior, and Truffaut. Blier is best known in the U.S. for Going Placet (1973), a fanciful tale of two anarchistic youths on a road trip/rampage around France. Although the psycho-ideology of Going Places is missing in Get Out Your Handkerchiefs, the craziness remains. / Frank Zappa as the Sheik The plot of this film is so mobile, so different, that it defies synopsis (sort of like Gerard DePardieu, Patrick Delawaere and Carol Laure star in this best foreign film nomination.

Renior's Rules of the Game or The film's culmination, Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove). which seems logical enough in 19.1 But in spite of these words of its own context, is even more caution, I will try to give a brief absurd than the earlier account of the storyline. An developments. Get Out Your PASADENA, TEXAS unhappy couple (Gerard Handkerchiefs has the gentle Depardieu and Carole Laure) but sophisticated humor that is enlists various hangers-on to typical of many modern French help them overcome their comedies, yet it differs from problems. Each entry into the that genre through its Enjoy menage-a-trois, -quatre, incredible diversity of -cinque, adds a new dimension, situations and characters. but only the last one is able to Nominated for an Oscar in the Top 40 & Rock get any response out of the Best Foreign Film category, it dour wife. The catch is that he's appears to be a pretty good bet only thirteen years old. The to win. story, you see, thrives on the your favorite beverage unexpected. dancing 7 nights a week CLONED Our Xerox 9200makes copies so clear they could with the Liberty Brothers have been cloned. Only 4

sometimes-guilty lover. His changes are not excluded, Jamie Strauss little lies, like not mentioning marked by the contrast of that he has a third child because moving from Elvis to the In 1951 a movie about two he thinks it makes him seem Beatles, Martin Luther King to people playing hanky-panky more married, are ingratiating. Bella Abzug. hooky from their marriage I especially like the opening One of the funniest segments once a year would have raised exchange when they wake up of the movie occurs when Doris some severe moral reprimands. the first morning together, both decides to go back to school Even though Bogart and ill-at-ease, and he asks, "Wasn't and she attends Berkeley. With Bergman were not platonic it incredible?" Doris (Ellen stringy hair and colored love- friends, the audience never got Burstyn) replies, "Especially beads, she confronts George's beyond the closed bedroom the last time." And in a typical establishment appearance doors. male manner, ego beating out and the fact that he drinks a But this is not 1951 and his guilt, Alan Alda demands little too much. When she finds "Same Time, Next Year" is a indignantly, "What was the out that he actually did vote for product of its time. Now it is matter with the first two?" Goldwater she starts to leave acceptable and more impor- Ellen Burstyn, initially as the him, ending the affair, but she tantly believable that two naive and under-educated stays when he breaks down and people, both with three housewife and then as the cries for the first time over his children and happy marriages, swinging hippie of the sixties, is favorite son's death in can fall in love and have an great. She, even more than Vietnam. honest, open, no-jealousy Alda, magnifies the changing These touching moments are relationship. If one does not times between 1951 and 1977. what save this show. 1 ask any moral or ethical The montage of events in the recommend "Same Time, Next questions about how fair the U.S. during the twenty-six year Year" for its nostalgia and the situation is for the two span of time that they are hilarious moments when Alda unsuspecting spouses left at together is the best part of this and Burstyn both let their home, then the movie is fun and film. From McCarthy to immense talents bring the charming. Kennedy to Nixon the decades sometimes-maudlin lines of the Alan Alda is great as the flash by. Also, the societal script alive. George (Alan Alda) and Doris (Ellen Burstyn) celebr»: T fifth anniversary of secret once-a-year meetings.

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s' Ellen Burstyn) and George (Alan Alda) are both happily married to other people, but are verv attracted to ,'a»h other when they meet at » resort in 1 niversal's Same Time, S'ext Year The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 8 Baker continues love affair with The Bard Anita Yeung It all began in the spring of played a Lord in Shrew, and The tradition of Baker The theater coterie expanded 1970. Two energetic and very Theseus in A Midsummer Theater became established to involve numerous people; Ghosts live in the Baker enterprising freshmen, Chuck Night's Dream (1971), co- quickly after Shrew. In fact, students, faculty and passers- Commons. Each year larger Becker and Ed Dickinson, directing wtih Donald Bayne as many as 70 people showed by would hem up gowns and than life, verse-spewing approached Wes Morris of the the latter play. Tom Nichols, a up for try-outs the next year. stich up shoes while they creatures reign supreme on the English Department with a graduate student in chemistry, The production of Dream watched rehearsals. Again, Baker stage for a few glorious wild and crazy idea: played a wonderful Petruchio. generated enormous excite- people who had not been nights and then they die, Shakespeare in the Baker He only "came out" because ment at Rice and in the previously involved with leaving only a faint scent of Commons. acting in a Shakespeare play Houston community. High theater at Rice suddenly grease paint. But sometimes, if There were no regular was a unique opportunity. The school groups called Baker to appeared to take active roles in you are doing an all-nighter, productions of Shakespeare on experience was not to be a reserve sections of the Baker Theater. Thad Logan you may catch a glimpse of campus at the time and these unique one for him, however. audience. The box office had to and Gary Thompson, both Kate and Petruchio running fathers of Baker Theater-to-be He went on to play Oberon in sell tickets for people to stand English graduate studehts, from one end of the Commons wanted their college to have a Dream the next year and in the balcony or sit on the assisted John Bouchard in to the other. If you are staying theater, too. Wes Morris, Malvolio in Twelfth Night the divider between the Commons directing Henry the Fourth, up to write an English paper, although he had never directed year after that. Like Wes and the Outer Commons. Part 1 (1976) and Much Ado you'll probably see Dennis before, accepted the challenge. Morris, he acted as well as After Dream came Twelfth About Nothing (1977). Logan Huston and Terry Doody The result was a memorable directed. Another multi- Night and The Country Wife. later directed Love's Labor's rehearsing as Pyramus and and successful production of talented devotee of the budding Although the first flush of Lost in 1978 and Thompson Thisbv, or Bill Piper The Taming of the Shrew. Baker Theater was Becky enthusiasm had died some- took the role of Dumain in that pontificating as the pedant Not only did Shrew draw a Greene, who played Bianca in what, there remained a solid production. It was the first time Holofernes. And if you've favorable audience response, Shrew, Maria in Twelfth Night, group of actors, directors, and he had ever acted. Another fallen asleep, you may even but it also attracted a number and directed the Country Wife technical people. Twelfth Night "non-actor", Andy Kappel, wake up to find yourself next to of talented people who later in 1973. Finally, we have the saw the brilliant performance made his debut with Henry as a snoozing Falstaff. Eight played a large part in the singular contribution of Dr. of Tom Nichols as Malvolio, Hotspur and continued to take Shakespearean productions development of Baker Theater. Dennis Huston, who not only and The Country Wife was major roles in later produc- have supplied the Baker acted in five of the eight past costumed and directed by tions, playing Claudio in Much Commons with a very special Wes Morris acted as well as plays, but also helped direct Becky Greene. Ado and Berowne in Love's breed of ghosts indeed. directed for Baker Theater. He Shrew and Dream. The next two plays, The Labor's. Tempest (1975) and As You The revivification of Baker Like It (1976) encountered Theater began with Henry IV, difficulties even though they Part 1. It began with John were ambitious and enter- Bouchard, the director. GRADUATING taining shows. Baker members Because it was all to easy to do were beginning to tire of eating a predictable production with a MECHANICAL ENGINEERS dinner with a stage six or seven comedy, he chose a history, a weeks every year. first in Baker Theater history. The college became Henry was full of action: the ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS polarized between those who stage battles spilled onto the were against Baker Theater and aisles, the dazzling costumes AND PHYSICISTS those who sustained it. Energy served a feast to the audience's and excitement diminished as eyes; and Falstaff won the A Career With Vector Cable more and more of the hearts of all. "oldtimers" graduated and the Under Bouchard, the actors Is For You gigantic task of putting on a were galvanized in to a corps of show was left to a dedicated but irresistable Shakespearean Consider the advantages we have to offer you: excellent small group of people. characters. 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"Fool me twice, Shame on me" SClENc? Guc "It would indeed be a tragedy if the mentality, but how does patriotism fit because America delivers her aid? history of the human race proved to be in? Did intervening in a civil war give us Yes, right here at Rice the never- nothing more than the story of an ape so bad a name we must rectify our ending saga of "our side does no wrong" playing with a box of matches on a international position? We mustn't continues. Listen to the myopic Edit petrol dump." allow our image to remain tarnished. geniuses sing. How about thinking in Certainly not. Now the difficult —David Ormsby Gore the long-term—before we destroy the question confronts us: Whom to possibility of doing so. Here's a survival support? The Chinese and the corrupt, plan: a not-so-radical cure for the by David Dow vicious Pol Pot regime in Cambodia? Goldwater mentality which stresses that Language ab Or perhaps Russia and the Vietnamese the "...ultimate aim (of the military- H. G. Wells was a criminal for government we spent billions, blood, industrial complex) is peace in our suggesting "the war to end war." We've and too many years trying to defeat. time." (How preposterous!) Changing learned that there's no such thing. But Stop. Ponder. "What difference does the emphasis of modern governments pervades spe some people forget fast. China's recent it make to the dead...whether the mad makes so much more sense. Adopt the armed entry into the Vietnamese- destruction is wrought under the name Dulles approach and rechannel human "co Cambodian conflict exposes those with of totalitarianism or the holy name of talent. "The world will never have Paul Check adv ailing memories. You may not believe it, liberty and democracy?". I kind of like lasting peace so. long as men reserve for The fight to save the English for1 but I know people who are ready to go Ghandi's position; yet I recognize that war the finest human qualities." to Southeast Asia if called upon—for many prefer Alfred North Whitehead's Pop. The peachy world ends in the SE language is one that President twe the most predictable reasons: allusions approach that "...times come when Asian forests. Though thinking Carter might regard as the pla to patriotism; glorify the red, white, and force must be used to uphold right, just, idealistically may not brand me a "moral equivalent" of the fight con blue. Sing the "Star Spangled Banner" and ideals." Very viable. So which traitor, fleeing a war might. Yet I won't for human rights. In both cases, can louder to muffle the noise of exploding government do we support? Which is fight; I can't. For like Chief Joseph "my the virtuous forces appear to be u arms and screaming humans. moral? Will one regime suddenly grow heart is sick and sad...I will fight no Pardon my no-good, pinko, pacifist legitimate, humane, and peace-loving more forever." losing. Radical factions and pu ordinary citizens commit att linguistic atrocities with such insi relish and frequency that the J an College dues allow varied experiences battle looks unpropitious for clu: students of good grammar. "el Consider the following. sysi The membership of the Colleges, with These activities always remind us how improvements, without really making a The pilot who promises he will ati< a few legendary exceptions, is quite much good can come out of the College dent in the projects that need to be done. take off "momentarily" will son transitional. With each matriculating system. All the while, their other budgets have probably not get much farther co r comes a passel of worthwhile ideas Unfortunately, College traditions are been strained. In other words, the than the end of the runway A and behind each graduating class era lost each year, not because they are not Colleges just do not have enough money stewardess collecting headsets remain many valuable ideas and wanted, but in order to incorporate new to maintain useful traditional programs are programs. Somewhere in between, programs into the Colleges. None of the as well as innovative new ones. informs the passengers that "this W traditions are established. These above-mentioned traditions are in Therefore, we request your support concludes the stereo portion of i m traditions provide some of the most immediate danger of perishing, but in a for the $10 increase in College dues. our flight." For the rest of the "qif valuable experiences in a Rice more subtle way, many others are in Through your College government, you trip, the plane will be flying with education. Traditions such as the Wiess such danger. or have more control over this money than only one wing. Tabletop Theatre, the Baker Whenever money is found for a new any other money you spend at Rice. The Shakespearean Festival, and Lovett's project, some other project, usually dues have been $25 since 1975. This fact A driver education pedant tells wh Casino Party unite the members of some physical improvement or alone caused Richardson College to his students that they must get a thii these colleges behind a common goal maintenance, is ignored. On the other solicit $5 from each of its members to "mental idea" of a situation mil and experience. In addition, these hand, Will Rice College and Hanszen fund the outstanding year they had before it happens. I wonder if he dec traditions bring all the Colleges College have spent disproportionate socially. also gets physical ideas. A together for an entertaining evening. shares of their budgets on physical This income was spent only on social the functions, though. In order to maintain teenager enlightens his friends "be old programs such as off-campus meal with events from his "past op subsidies, cookouts, pianos, televisions, history" that occurred, of course, "in game rooms, kitchens, associates while he was "growing up as a gui programs, ticket subsidies, speaker A series, furniture, theater productions, child." At least he didn't grow up The Rice Thresher sports equipment, beer-bike, study as a hamster. the areas, stereos, books, and so on, as well The world of sports, better wh letters Policy Published since 1916 as initiate new programs such as various known as the world of the letters to the editor should not by the students of artists-in-residence, off-campus exceed 250 words and are subject to . • superfluity, has brought us such teachers for College Courses, athletic no being cut to that length or less if longer. 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Guest Hell-bent radicals are winners F. Brotzen institutionalized you have a state; when as the Russians, Chinese, Indians, the populace no longer perceives its own Europeans, etc. Americans pride When offered the chance to express repression you have the most effective themselves on being free of stifling my views in a guest editorial, I decided form of domination. conventions such as one-party to deviate from the form regularly taken Total domination has always been governments, caste systems, and by these articles. Rather than focus on a the goal of the state. In order to achieve nobilities based on bloodlines, yet this single explosive theme (such as this, governments have identified pride is itself a stifling tradition which problems within the Chemistry themselves with whatever inviolable serves to denounce any new alternative department, political apathy, or* a concept happens to be prevalent in the before it is explored. This is not an e abuse definition of the role of education), I public consciousness (e.g. God, science, unnatural development, but it is have chosen to use this space to rant and and even the public itself). As Nietzsche unfortunate. It's the old theme of rave against a number of things which I wrote, "The state is the coldest of all security over freedom, this time rearing feel are deserving of such treatment. cold monsters. Coldly it lies, too; and its ugly head to suppress intellectual >speech creativity. The selection of targets proved to be this lie creeps from its mouth: I, the state, am the people." "color commentator" graciously more perplexing than I had anticipated, Conservatism is a force which sweeps Some topics have already been These observations are by no means across national and ideological advises his audience that the criticized so much as to make them directed exclusively at U.S., or even boundaries. Two hundred years after English forward who just scored his unfair game. Attacking disco music or Western, society. They are valid for any our revolution we are smugly •esident twenty-first basket "came to the Academy Awards is sort of like state in which power is linked to entrenched with the belief that we can as the play," thus allaying any attacking Nazism and child abuse—it's tradition. It has been noted that no do no better. The Russians have government ever willingly gave up outdone us; in sixty years they have le fight confusion that the contestant been done before. Other potential targets, which seem relatively power; maintaining (or expanding) gone from one of history's most radical h cases, came to sell cotton candy. sacrosanct (from the ultra-bourgeois power is the nature of the beast. Power experiments to one of the world's most ir to be "Task forces" initiated by pastime of jogging to civic is not what I am attempting to criticize. conservative societies. Can you imagine is and public school systems often involvement), are simply too dull to be It is the ramifications of this struggle for Leonid Brezhnev (any more than Barry o rn rn i t attempt to disguise the considered. power—repression of the individual Goldwater) manning the barricades in a and intellectual domination—which street riot? h such insignificance of their findings in You might wonder why all this emphasis is placed on criticism. I'm not interest me. The trouble with conservatives is not lat the jargon, pomposities, cliches, and sure whether it was Vince Lombardi or The impact of traditionalism on that they're wrong—that's not the uis (or clutter. The development of an Hannibal of Carthage who coined the history goes beyond the simple point. The problem is they're boring. am mar. "effective communications phrase 'the best defense is a good preservation or the status quo. It tends The most exciting stand a conservative system" was the recommend- offense', but it doesn't really matter to be a myopic force which not only can take is that of a reactionary, and rejects different approaches, but also that's only in response to some radical s he v/iil ation of one of these groups. Had because I'm not going to use it to justify my viewpoint. Contrary to superficial limits awareness fo the existence of such stimulus. The essentially dull nature of will someone suggested an ineffective opinions, a negative or even destructive alternatives. conservatism can be seen on a bi- farther communications system? This approach is not necessarily bad. If a The traditionalist/conservatives monthly basis right here in the Thresher wa\ A crack team also determined "we predominant attitude is found to be definitely have the upper hand in most as W. Buckley tries so desperately to be leadsets are all individuals in a society." inadequate, then the counter-position parts of today's world. Imperialism— controversial. The poor chap is plays a constructive role. I believe our the attempt to extend economic, operating at an obvious disadvantage. lat "this Who could dispute the world is desperately in need of more political or cultural domination beyond History rarely remembers rtion of importance of achieving a argumentation, more contrary one's borders—is on the rise. Lenin conservatives. In their time they may t of the "quality educational experience" positions, more antitheses. In a society defined imperialism as "the ultimate wield great power, but they leave their ing with or verifying the "true facts." hell-bent on mediocrity, the critical stage of capitalism", but recent events world unchanged. In a sense, they Why do I feel sorry for people spirit can only be seen as a positive force. have shown that imperialist tendencies hardly existed. But radical are not limited to the capitalist system. personalities, from Nietzsche and ant tells who are compelled to "try to The concept of law has become something of a sacred cow in the Rather, any arrogantly repressive Bakunin to Christ and Muhammad, ist get a think" or must "think in my own modern state. Laws are seen as system seems capable of imperialism. add a dynamic and lasting dimension to ituation mind" before they reach a necessary to ensure stability and control Economics do not determine this, it's life, the kind of intellectual energy that der if lie decision? Should I forgive or flog man's behavior. We would do well to the attitudes of the ruling class that is always needed. Radicalism, any form matter. eas. A those who use expressions like remember, however, that a society of radicalism, is in the long run preferable to the unimaginative swamp friends "basic fundamentals," "variety of based on law is a society based on We in the United States are victims of repression. When repression is a traditionalistic mentality just as much of conservatism. "past options," "brief synopsis," course, "implied subtleties," and "policy up as a guidelines"? p&*flw CfttU] ims grow up Will we rescue ourselves from the tautological quagmire in better which we wallow? Perhaps, but rid of the scenario as it eventuates does us such not lead myself to that ons as assessment. Briefly, we must straight realize that we are talking tiful. A American, not speaking English. r- to the editor

Jay Yates Susan Rhymes Linda Donnelly Gifts & Mr. Henry Heiser Fondren ally thank Special thanks to Marty Hidalgo for o hard to the loan of her fishing tackle box, and iday book Jim Damico for suggestions and moral any many support. Extra special thanks to the students, faculty and staff for their contributions, both monetary and I PONT KNOW WHAT GOT fNTb Ma-IWeNT "ID AMeRlCfc.JATe material. HAMBURGeRS AND PRANK CQKA COCA,..IWORe AB/ 6AUPN HAT, Kathy Madole Gifts & Exchanges The Fondren Library AND THeN I INWDeD VIETNAM... Intramurals The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 12 Softball swings into spring with

Greg Holloway Monday League B Tuesday League B Thursday League A sparkling Mario Sznol and Jack Folse. Our Gang, a team As in years past, Softball has The Pro Profs head up this Hurtwood Edge is in search Lindheimer's Last Stand has of Econ grad students, is proved to be the intramural league. Under the vocal of its third consecutive playoff a talented, experienced squad headed up by Tom Martin and program's most popular sport. direction of Boogie Bland, the berth. Aki Lewis, Jathan with a good chance of taking Mark Frevert. Ken Hahn, Jeff The 1979 season finds 50 men's Profs are the favorite for the Cantu, and Mike Rogers make this league. Bart McAndrews, M9^ and Ben Powell hope to teams, 39 co-ed teams, and 8 overall championship. With this a tough team to beat. Pay Mike Bednorz, and Rick build a championship with women's teams competing for the speed of Gary Hampton Dyer's Diamond Minds have a Pettyjohn give it one more try. M.C.P. Tool Co. championship honors. and the hustle of Dennis good shot at the league title Mohit Nanda leads a salty T he following is a preview of Huston, who could bet against behind the bats of Rodney group of Dry Roasted Peanuts, the season and a few them? Well, the Big Sticks "Green Monster" Kiel and featuring Joe "Swingin'" Shea predictions. Next week we will might disagree. Vince Henry's Steve Bosse. Reggie Dufour and Chuck-o Morgan. Mark Friday League A feature a poll of the top ten squad has plenty of home run and John Freeman lead a tough Thompsen's Diamond Cutters teams in the men's and coed artillery in Tony DeCello, None of the Above squad, look for a gem of a season Some Girls of Mark leagues, voted on by the Rusty Chase, and Steve Dulin. along with free-swingers Robin behind the play of Karl Haack Scheevel is the odds-on choice intramural referees. No Names features Bobby shaw and Mark Brennan. and Mike Oestman. The here. They probably should Forrest, Charlie Hines, and Bungalow BuFu's is a team to Budmen hope to leave the rest have taken the championship Andrew Hoick, all of whom look out for, even though of the league in their smoke. last year, but lacked a real arm have names. Erik Van Os leads composed mostly of freshmen. Ken Sidelinger, Steve Trick, in the outfield. This year his Bottom of the Fifth squad, Roger Quintero, Charles and Randy Shcheirman they've added David Luneau to Men's softball along with Joe Kelley and Bat Chambers, and Philip Hoick provide the firepower. The strengthen the defense, and Shunatona. If they win enough head up a promising group. Agonies of Defeat will rely on return Jesse Wilson and Monday League A games, maybe they can afford The Rednecks, with Robert the play of Doug Kennedy and (maybe) Bart Morey for the another bottle. Ballboys hope Miller, Carl Williams, and Bill Ken Cornell. offensive weaponry. Clay This should be the most to rack up a few wins with the Bailey, will do their best to Crawford's Pressed Ham will likes of Captain Harry competitive of all the leagues. rough up some teams. Thursday League B make things tight, however, Three excellent teams, Millwater and Robert Dukes. with such folks as Phildo including last year's intramural Aerial Bombardment rates Rosegrant, Vince James, and finalists, are joined by two Tuesday League A the pre-season pick in a very Dapper Mee. Frosted Flakes squads that show some competitive league. The are underdogs, but have star promise. Leatherballs IV, led Who's on First should get Wednesday League bombadiers have players like quality in Dave Sealy, Mike by B. J. McCord, returns as last straightened out in time to Bobby "Slapshot" Orr, Tim McCann, and Chul Soo Ha. year's champs. Their games are capture this all-graduate Wayne Casper's Team Head Griffy, and Bruce Dunlevie, Devil Dust will counter with won on the offensive firepower league. Brian Whitehead is looks like the men to beat on and will be tough to edge away the diabolical power of Buster of folks like Wes Hansen, joined by Joe Davis and Russ Wednesday. Almost everyone from the top spot. Jeff Kerr and Brown and Greg Woodhaus. George LeBus, and Jim (L) Palma on this powerful squad. on the squad, including Bernie Frank Wolak lead the Elysian Mark Sandlin's P.G.S. hopes Day. They'll be tough to beat Another team with potential, Hogan, Stuart james, and Jim Fiekders, a talented squad with for good seasons out of Bill against this year. Sticks and the Absolute Zeroes of Ed Wooten, can hit the long ball. a chance of upsetting A. B. Hawk and Mike Rundle. Stones II, last year's runnersup, O'Rear, hopes the bats of Don With any defense, they could Right in the thick of the action bring back a slightly stronger Chickering and Gerry Salvador challenge the Pro Profs. The will be Gary Raymer's Hoglegs. squad. Sticks like , Rick heat up enough to garner some Bad News Pigs hope to Hog The pigs' feet also have Johnson and Neal Howard will runs. Still another grad team is some glory with the play of keep them in every game. Mark the Beaux-Archs of Mike Ryan Couchman, Brian Burns, Nygren's Gronk is another Broshar, Jay Baker, and and George Taylor. ANFSCD, contender, with the quickness Walter Gray. Rounding out the led by talented Ken Rainwater, Icelandic and agility of Ernie Butler, league is the grad team, REI, should do well if Chip Lilley John Cuckerham, and Luke under the guidance of Dana and Jay Sewell have good Nealey. Mega, under the Simmons. Don Hemp and years. The Merry Pranksters announces direction of its founder Mike Chris Nalupa provide much of may play a joke on the rest of Mullaley, is the league's dark the offensive power. Drew-Ids the league with talent like Joel the best deal horse. Norm Gutzler and Tracy II, captained by Bubba Lilly, Doug May, and James Bouvette are two of Mega's Buenger, hope to use some Amon. Another hopeful squad stable of stars. Joe Penkala's incantations and the bats of is Chuck Berry and Chuck to Europe: Zoo is led by Jerry Scott and Butch Cersonsky and Fred Newell's The Domino Theory. Bill Streep. Zuber to gain their own title.

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Friday League B Hanszen Halfwits will rely on Chrissie Sue Montgomery, and Sailer, and Linda Peyton. Sunday 2:15 such players as Kurt Sue Pavelka. Denise Bostick The Baseball Furies rate the Oppenheimer and Vicki Raab heads up a No Funk team Saturday 2:15 B Bat Also Rises is loaded with pick in this league. Paul Check in their title chase. Also vying captained by Rick Carper. talent and rates the nod in this has picked up some good for league honors is Sermon on There's not much doubt in league. Wes Hansen, Rhonda U players, including Keith Ranly, the Mound, starring Philip Saturday 1:00 B this league. Play it Again, FR" Rhodes, Frank Bay, and Steve Mosteit, and Mark Hoick and Ellen Chapman. Platemates is the class of the Helen Travis make this an Hellinger, from several The Runs have a good chance Mark Nygren's Athletes in league. The addition of Neal impressive squad. Cheeks and different colleges. Vernoy because of the talents of Bill Traction are the odds-on Howard and rocket-armed Company will rely on Larry Walker's Bearded Clams will and Mary Kay Zuravleff and favorite here. Kerry McCarley, Marti Causey to a lineup which Sharp, Jeff Kerr, and Sara give them a good run for the Nancy Swystun. Spanky and Ricky Balthrop, and Kent already contained Mindy Swingle to overtake B.A.R. money, however. With rifle- Our Gang is a grad team led by Vaugh should drive in enough McNeely and Sharilyn Stanley Baltimore Aureoles features armed Leon Dure, and the Mark Frevert and Mary Beth runs to keep the team on their makes them a heavy favorite. Ken Hahn, Karen May, and talents of Tom McCalister and Walker. feet. We Don't Sleep Together Sultans of Swing will be no Robyn Wright. Spur of the Dick Stabell, the Clams could hopes Jim Jones, Robin pushover. Tim Proctor, Bobby Moment is the league's be tough. Bill Piffle Dead Saturday 9:45 B Richards, and Sue Taylor play Tincher, and Laura Jo darkhorse candidate with Tom Revue wins the strange name together well enough to win the Manning will provide good McAlister, Nita Vandiver, and contest, but probably not the This league should prove to title. Pevotoos, with John competition. Slice of Rice stars Karen Appling. league. Mark Cavazos and Bill be one of the most competitive Helms at the, uh, wheel, Stuart Sutherland, Gloria Wade will be trying, anyway. in co-ed softball. Oz has the should drive the other Meckel, and Lise Sveen. Steve Darby's Them has Joe best chance to win because they teams crazy with talent Sweetlix Rabon (which, believe Predictions Satterfield, and that's enough took the intramural champion- like Pam Davis, Norma it or not, is a horse larvicide) Men's Softball to guarantee any team a few ship last year. They lost a few ville. The Ohm Runs hope for features Jeff Page, Lisa 1. Pro Profs victories, expecially with players but picked up Jesse little resistance from the other Blackburn, and David 2. Some Girls Randy Teakell and Bobby Wilson and keep star second squads with the play of Val Sebastian. Leave it to Beaver is 3. Team Head Tincher also on the roster. baseperson Martha Proctor. Hoff, Bill Wilson, and Patty a grad team led by Mike 4. Aerial Bombardment Mike Cruzcosa's Bush Doctors The Unnamed Raiders look to Gainer. Thomas Doyle's Duncan, Bob Saxton, and Julie 5. Leatherballs IV may need some voodoo, but the be tough with Susie Lankford, Dynamo Hum features Pam Reeder. 6. Sticks and Stones II bats of Charles Rudolph and Nancy Volksen, and Glenn Gillen and William Turner. 7. Baseball Furies Ken Klein will help. Rieke. Megamo Mullaley's Saturday 3:30 8. Big Sticks Sing could be a powerhouse if Saturday 2:15 A 9. Gronk Saturday League Tom "Hopsing" Hopkins is Bart McAndrews' Apostles 10. Lindheimer's Last Stand able to play. Vince Henry and Roger's Ramjets are the should have the edge here. Sour Grapes gets the nod Velma Potash add some punch team to beat in this league. With Rich Gass, Tami Nash, Co-ed Softball here, but not by much. Jim to the offense. Can't Catch a Wayne Casper's squad boasts a Natalye Appel, a team can't go 1. Play it Again. Platemates Hruzek, Rick Mifflin, and Dale Ball III has potential and crew of Mark Hall, Stuart too far wrong. Sweat Socks is 2. Apostles Shuck lead the sour ones. Close features George Taylor, Lynn James, and Jill Gunter; led by Tim Hurst, Debbie 3. Big Stix behind is Burning Rubber, Bradbeer, and Lisa Bosman. Hogan's Heroes have a lot of Brown, and Charles Chambers. 4. Bat Also Rises starring Jay Latham, the Baker's Dozen will need more ability in Bernie Hogan, Cyndi Rodney Kiel has a tough 5. Roger's Ramjets Moyers, and Fred Cunning- than the bats of Paul Cahill and Schroepfer, and Vicki Rufugees team with personnel 6. Athletes in Traction ham. Spring Bar-B-Q should Kim Hughes to win this league. Whamond, but need a good like Vicki Attaway, Eileen Fey, 7. Oz also be in the title chase with defense. PBRRAHDBD and Maynard Southard. 8. Sultans of Swing offensive threats Jay Oliphant, Saturday 1:00 A showcases Susan "Disco" Schleps and Schlemiels feature 9. Can't Catch a Ball IIJ David Dow, and Ian Cooper. Lopez, Russell Brown, and Kay Abrahams, Pam Weiss, 10. Sing Steve Corbato's Corporate The Big Stix are the pre- Bess Bledsoe. Bitchless, under and Max Apple. Paul Oliver's Dicks will feature Mark Sams season choice here. The Stix Lee Hochberg, shows some In-House Interviews could be Note: Women's softball will be and Mike Petry. Fighting have a strong outfield with Jim promise. Lisa Strawn and Letty the surprise team. Mike Parmet covered next week, as will Seamen round out the league (L) Day and Sue Hulbert and Morgan make them a and Nancy Powell should men's and co-ed volleyball, with Charles Nicholson and some hitters, including Anne contender. The Cosmic Zeniths provide some offensive men's and women's volleyball, Jim Seerden. Unetic and Liz Syptak. The are led by Ken Cohen, Steve firepower. and women's basketball. Co-eds should be tough, also, behind the play of Bev Co-ed softball Robinson, Jackie Gilbert and Spencer Ainsworth. Gary Darden is All-Conference Raymer's Squatty Bodies have Russell Henderson Now, let's just compare Darden because Rice finished low in the home-run power in Rick Last week, the Associated Press with one of the members of the All- standings. Yes, Rice finished Saturday 9:45 A Johnson and Tom Feather and and the United Press International Conference team as selected by the eighth with a 4-12 record,. but RBI ability in Karen Howell. A showed that the people who vote wire services. SMU's Brad Bransen SMU finished in a tie for sixth, just Carol Valentine's We Do has led the conference in rebounding one notch above the Owls at 6; 10. Team Named Sue wins the for All-Conference teams do not the edge in this league behind always know what they are talking (10.1 per game) but did little else to I cannot figure out a logical the play of Monica Schroeder most players award (27) and distinguish himself. He shot just reason for leaving Darden off the stars Genie Sue Creely, about. Rice's Elbert Darden was and Vikki Kaplan. The voted to A.P.'s second team, and 44% from the field and 72% from All-Conference team. He is one of he wan't even mentioned on UPI's the line. And he is a total unselfish only three players in the first two teams. player, as evidence by his Conference to average 20 points a Now, how can a player who is "whopping" 0.9 assists per game game for the year, and he did so STUDENT JOB OPPORTUNITY the Conference's third leading (Elbert averaged 2.7). with a good shooting percentage. $16-20 PER WEEK scorer not make first team All- But, the writers would say, In any case, I feel that I am as Conference? If Elbert were a ball- Branson distinguished himself in well qualified as anyone to pick an Salary Is $3.00/hr. and 15^/mile hog or a bad shooter, I would not Conference play. Well, that All-Conference team, so here it is; If Interested, please call528-5366and ask for Kim. have him on my team. But he is a doesn't seem to be true, if we look Inside — Tyrone Branyan Must have car. good shooter, hitting 52% from the at the records. His season scoring (Texas). field and 84 percent from the line. average was 16.8 (20.1 for Darden) Inside — George Walker 33535 S. Main - Modern Furniture Rental - Kim Flanagan And, above all, Darden is a total while, in Conference play, he (Houston). team player. averaged only 18 points. And his Inside — Sidney M o n c r i e f shooting "improved" to 45% from (Arkansas) the field, while his assists stayed at 0.9 per game. Outside—Elbert Darden (Rice). Outside — V i n n i e Johnson I asked some of the writers at the (Baylor). tournament why Darden, the My player of the year is Sidney second leading scorer in Moncrief, who makes the most out Conference history, would be left of every situation. DEMO'S AUTOMOTIVE CENTER out. Several suggested that it was PPW«r, "We Offer Personalized Service" Specializing In sc>U7HW£5T FRMi P TRANSMISSIONS • BRAKES • AIR CONDITIONING • FRONT END PROBLEM PREGNANCY * ENGINE ANALYSIS • TIRE TRUING • BODY REPAIRS • PAINTING UNDERCOATING BLVD. 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Staving off a Texas Red Raiders rallied to take the this SWC series than he could Next on the Owls' schedule is Jim Mitchalek broke the first Lutheran comeback, Rice held series finale. remember in his 17 years as a a three-game series against the game open with a three-run on to win 9-8. Coach Doug Osburn was coach. Arkansas Razorbacks this homer in the seventh. Doug Allen Ramirez, Lovett especially satisfied with the In 24 innings, Rice pounded weekend at Rice. The first Watson, picking up the 6-3 win, senior, got the win although Owls' performance at out 23 hits, including two 3-run game gets underway at 3 pm. was credited with his first pitching only the first 2-2/3 Lubbock. The Owls won at homers by Kenny Baldwin. Jim on Friday, followed by a one victory of the season. innings. Texas Tech whereas in the 1978 Mitchalek also chipped in a o'clock double-header on In the second game, Bob To date, Rice has enjoyed a Saturday Burnell started off the Owl good start in the SWC baseball barrage with a lead-off solo race, winning 2 of 3 over Texas Rice loses the border war homer. Burnell followed the hit Tech last weekend at Lubbock. Off to a slow start this year, Bruce Gingrich put in Rice's with a two-run homer in the In the Owls' SWC debut Gingrich turned in a the Owl track team finished best individual performance phenomenal kick, taking the fourth inning. The outcome of Friday, Allen Ramirez turned third behind Texas A&M and when he locked a 1:49:3 win in lead with 300 meters left in the the game was decided in the in an 11-strikeout performance Baylor in the Border Olympics the 880. Hanging off of the pace race, and then outdistancing fifth inning when JohnO'Keefe to win the Owls' league opener. at Laredo. in third place early in the race, his nearest rival by 10 meters. Doc King continued his unbeaten outdoor season with a win in the 120 yard high IN EUROPE, MORE PEOPLE DRINK hurdle. Doc is returning for his senior year with two conference championships. Rice received substantial help from senior All-American Carlton Derret who turned in STELLA ARTOIS an excellent second place finish in the 220-yard dash. THAN ANYOF THESE GREAT BRERS Mike Novelli, recovering from a recent bout with Stella Artois (Ar-twa) is part of a brewing tradition that btegan more than bursitis, placed second in the 600 years ago in the year 1366. The robust, hearty light lager taste comes from <3 three-mile run. old world brewing that patiently insists that every drop is matured Other notable efforts include a full 63 days. Today in more than 50,000 bars and restaurants all across the Paul Flint's 15'6" jump in the Continent, Europe's discriminating beer drinkers ask for the great pole vault, giving him second taste of Stella Artois. Now you can, too. place. Tom Vala placed fourth in the shot put, giving Rice points in the field events, usually a weak spot for the Owls. Rice might have fared better in the team standings had 'it ' Darrell Mouton not had to scratch out of the 220-yard dash. In an earlier race, the 440 sprint relay, Mouton made a courageous dive to complete the exchange, but fell, severely scraping his shoulder. This mishap forced him to drop out of the following races. Saturday, Rice holds its annual Invitational meet. IMP ORTO Houston, Texas A&M, and Lamar will be attempting to take the team title away from Rice. Because of the pathetic state of the track. Rice will be forced to hold its meet at Kincaid, a local high school. The meet starts with the field events at 2:00 pm., followed by the runnings events at 2:30 pm. Kincaid is located on San Felipe.

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Good personality? Need $$$ ? San Diego firm needs S a ies Representatives (part- time O.K.). Follow up leads in your area. Responsibility a must! Very good $$$. Call Bill, person-to-person collect, f 714 J 270-7500. The Rice Thresher, March 8, 1979, Page 15 Pork downs Beef with a bore Russell Henderson Texas' Jim Krivacs. The Hogs' ahead by 63-60. The Aggies' U.S. Reed hit on the front end David Britton dunked the ball The finals of the Southwest of the one-and-one, and Sidney with 6 seconds left, but it was Conference tournament were Moncrief hit the technical to not enough. give Arkansas a three-point held last Saturday night, and The Houston-Baylor game the Arkansas Razorbacks cushion. Texas' Philip Stroud slammed one with a second left afterwards capped off the most defeated the Texas Longhorns exciting night of the in a terribly boring game, 39- on the clock to close the final margin to 39-38. tournament. In a contest that 38. The sellout crowd at the was close from wire to wire, the Summit anticipated an Sidney Moncrief, who was Cougars came out on top 83- exciting, action-packed game, 82. but had to be disappointed. voted the tourney's Most Valuable Player, led Arkansas In the first half, the lead The game's slow pace started with 13 points. Tyrone changed hands 12 times, with many writers mumbling about Branyan scored 21 of the Baylor going into the locker bringing back the 30-second Longhorns' 38 points. room with a 42-38 advantage. clock. It's very bad when the The second half, though as score is 8-6 with 10 minutes The most exciting games of close as the first, belonged to gone. It wasn't so much that the the tourney were played Houston's Ken Williams. teams were passing the ball Thursday night, as Texas Tech around to set up high upset Texas A&M in overtime, and Houston defeated Baylor. In one stretch, Williams hit a percentage shots; rather, they variety of fall-away bombs, L slowed the ball down only to Tech and A&M stayed close in the opening minutes, with scoring 18 points in an 8- put up difficult medium-to- minute span. Finally, with 14 long-range shots. the Raiders going up 14-12 with 11:30 left in the first half. This seconds left and Houston was Tech's last lead until 4:18 ahead by one, the Cougars' Ken The shooting percentages remaining in overtime. Ciolli missed the front end of a reflect the poor effort. one-and-one. Baylor's All- Arkansas shot just 46% for the The Aggies maintained American Vinnie Johnson game, while Texas hit only 44% control throughout the first missed on a jumper at the of its shots. Indeed, it was a dull half, and, with 16:28 left in the buzzer and Houston had the game except for the two teams second half, took a 35-27 lead. win. involved and for their Tech fought back, narrowed supporters. the gap, and finally tied the On Friday night, Texas game at 56 with 31 seconds left. The game was decided in the defeated Houston 70-65, and last minute when, with In the overtime, Geoff Arkansas romped by Tech 93- Arkansas leading by one, a Huston hit two free throws 77, to set up Saturday night', technical foul was called on with 12 seconds left to put Tech boring final.

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notes and notices <3ln ttje (Holieges The Houston Chapter of the American Collegiate Poets Art Historian Irving Sandler Poetry Society of Texas is Anthology, - Spring Concours will present a lecture on "Mark conducting its Seventh College 1979, National College Poetry Pill 3Raci e Singles room jack is this Rothko: The Modern Artist Thursday after din-din. The Student's Poetry Contest. Contest is open to all college and His Audience" Thursday, Multi-Media Art Festival— Three cash prizes will be and university students suiteless doubles room jack will March 15, at The Museum of the deadline for entries is 4 p.m. be held the following week on awarded to the winners, the top desiring to have their poetry Fine Arts, Houston. The Friday, March 9. They must be prize being $50.00. Poems may anthologized. Cash prizes will the 15th, and that for suites will presentation will begin at 8 pm. turned in to the Will Rice be on the 22nd. be on any subject, any style, but go the the top five poems. in the Museum's Auditorium, office. Entry forms should be not over 50 lines, and mailed to Information and entries should and will be open to the public available in the college offices. Petitions for Pres., V. Pres., 1. B. Kahn, P. O. Box 14, be sent to free of charge. If not, they may be found in the Secretary and Chief Justice are Houston, Texas, 77001, before International Publications Mr. Sandler's lecture is being Will Rice office. The opening due Friday in Mrs. Paine's April 10, 1979. No will be 4747 Fountain Avenue presented in conjunction with will be at 8 p.m. on March 17. office. Elections for these accepted that has previously Los Angeles, CA 90029 the exhibition Mark Rothko Also, Will Rice's spring positions will be held next been printed. 1903-1970: A Retrospective, College Day will be held at Tuesday the 13th. Coordinator *** Deadline is March 31, 1979. petitions are due the 16th now on view **at* the Museum. night this year on Thursday, TexPIRG is sponsoring a March 15. Sign-up sheets and (elections are on the 20th) and STOP SMOKING CLINIC. It Rifle Team needs non-shooter information about the menu SA Senator, Member at Large, will be taught by Blair Carter, The Next-to-Last Lecture in a and off-campus subsidies that student manager to help with series on urban design and Assistant Justice petitions an ex-smoker and a doctoral might be available will be in the organization and at matches. sponsored by the Museum of are due the 23rd. There is a candidate at the University of office Monday. Sign up early- Experience not necessary, but Fine Arts and the Rice Design sign-up sheet in Mrs. P's office Texas Health Center. Mr. seats are limited and are on a enthusiasm is a must. Come to Alliance was given yesterday for Lovett 101a, the intro Carter has completed a the team meeting any Tuesday first-come, first-serve basis. Czech course for next fall. evening. Rice professor Peter NO dates please. teacher's training program with at 7:00 pm. at the rifle range Papademetriou presented an the American Cancer Society. (under the gym) or contact interesting, charming and very The class will meet from 7-9 on Major Duggy at x3202 for accessible slide and lecture talk Tuesday and Thursday more information. on the history and growth of evenings. For more infor- SRC executive elections will *** Houston. Casino Party (BPOC) is on mation, call TexPIRG at 527- be held next Tuesday, March The series ends next the way. Spread the word, the 4099. The Jameson Fellowship for Edgar O. Riverboat will sail on 13. This is a free meal for off- *** Wednesday night with a lecture 1979-80 is for graduate and Saturday, March 17 from 9 campus people. Oofice to be Tonight! (Thursday the 8th) in by Rice Architecture Dean O. filled are: president, vice- senior undergraduate students Jack Mitchell, entitled p.m. to 1 a.m. Tickets are $3.50 the Chem Lec Hall! At 8, 10, (currently juniors) in the area president, secretary, treasurer and 12 pm. only! Baker Films "Houston, A Great American in advance or $4 at the door. of American studies loosely Dance and drink to dixie and and SA senator. Petitions to be presents The Day the Earth City?" The lecture will begin at on the ballot must be in defined. The stipend for 1979- 8 pm. in the MFA's Brown R&R; it won't be Mississippi Stood Still. Only 25c at the 80 will be $2300. The tomorrow—25 sigs and 25 door! Be there! Auditorium. Student admis- water that you'll be drowning provisions of the fellowship in, either. cents. *** sion is $2. include a working internship This Sunday night the A concert set for March 10 at with the Bayou Bend Parent's Day is scheduled for •** Martins and Brotzens will give the Museum of Fine Arts, collections of American period the 16th and Career Night will Get-Off-Your-Ass Column 2 be held the 15th. a dinner for the juniors. Dinner Houston, will consist of interiors and decorative arts will be at 6:30 at Richardson sonatas and a trio for piano, from colonial times to the Seniors, bio-cards for the Okay, all you wieners—here's HOuse, with dessert at Brown violin, and cello. The nineteenth century. The Campanile are in the office and House. Sign up in advance with scheduling of the internship your chance to ask that special guy presentation will begin at 3 pm. or girl out. There's the all-school are due Friday. Academic Kay. in the Museum's Brown will be adapted to the student's regalia also must be ordered in picnic (free) and the dance This Tuesday night will be Auditorium and is open to the program in interests. afterwards. Then there's the the Campus Store by Friday. public free of charge. Associates' Night. All your For further information on Casino party in a week, and the Proof of a paid room deposit A program for the event is as making application see either Hughes Affair, and the TRGLS favorite professors will be follows: formal and those great RPC $50 must be presented to Mrs. there, including Dr. Widrig, Dr. Richard Smith, Depart- Paine by Friday for those Prokofieff Sonata in D movies. It's all inexpensive fun, so who will display the continuing ment of History, Fondren staying on campus. If this is Major for violin and piano. Library,, or the Dean of there's no excuse to pass up the «aga of his excavations outside prime time of your life! impossible, see Leon V., Dr. Rome. Bring down your extra Beethoven Sonata in A Undergraduate Affairs. Freeman or Mrs. Paine. Major for cello and piano. The deadline has been silverware, please. Schubert trio in B Flat extended to March 12, 1979. Major for violin, cello and *** piano. Birds of a feather THE &-A. OFF-CAMPUS COMMITTEE £ RPC ARE SPOMSmmi Performers for the concert Flock together * A include Leonard Posner, A nd Computer Jocks violin; Paul Olefsky, piano; Check-out in flocks and Albert Hirsc, cello. *** Old Chinese Proverb The Winter's Tale by Shakespeare is being presented A Computer Chapter of the by Baker College March 20-24 IEEE (Institute for Electro- at 8 pm. General Admission is cuting Electrical Engineers) $3, students $2. Director John Student Branch is being Bouchard and the cast of The formed here at Rice. All Winter's Tale welcome your student members of the IEEE presence and encourage you to Computer Society auto * F-'RlDAY,rtAfcC,r!f-'> TR- make reservations as soon as Computer Society auto- possible in the Baker Office, matically become members of 527-8101 x3540. the chapter. However they need come by Dr. Bart Sinclair's Now sppearing at the Rice office (AL 223, x3596) and sign Media Center: Seven Photo- a petition to get the chapter graphers in Color: Boersma, started. Yet others, curious or IMMER, Covington, Grossman, Hunter, dubious about this whole Slamblin, Smith, and Stone, affair, are welcome to contact through March 16. either Bart Sinclair at the above number of Bala Iyer (AL 109, x3638). *** ENGINEERING GRADUATES Research Assistantships are available at both the Master's and Doctoral levels in the following areas: "DURING HOC;! 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Please call Andy at 526- pen pals, so I wonder if you would by a stamped, self-addressed envelope to be checkered shirt returned. Pays in copies. PO Box 3716, Austin, 9298. Needs ink fix imediately— like to help me with it by putting please return. my address and name in the school Texas 78764 paper. OK! my name is Helena Carlson and I'm 18 years old. I live just The only asphalt dragstrip in the Gulf Coast area: Houston International outside Stockholm Sweden. I'm Raceway awaits your arrival Sundays through March with the fastest land interested in: having fun, horses, TURN ON TO A NEW sport in the world... drag racing! basketball, downhill skiing, Marvel at...thrill to...feel the ear-splitting, earth-shaking vibrations of dancing, etc. VIBRATION THIS SUNDAYvehicle s shooting down the quarter-mile ribbon. And you, too, may get into the Address: action by crossing over to the pits to talk firsthand with both drivers and crews. Helena Carlson Solstigen 29 CHECK OUT Bring a friend & one is admitted free 13146 Nacka Whether you love drag racing or just want to feel some new vibes, Houston Sweden International Raceway offers a free pass for each regular spectator ticket *** purchased. So bring a friend to the races this Sunday and one gets in free Cathy Crane— Saturday racing starts March 24th. 2 for 1 offer good through April 1, I'm not weird. You just lack the DRAG 1979. Complete racing details, capacity to understand me. call 337-2597. This ad must be presented at main gate Internationa. for special offer. Her head turning Dark hair cascading layer on layer RACING! A finely gradated curtain Gulf Freeway South to FM 3002 (Exit 20). Affecting an already pleasant face

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The times to the left are only to keep it from Number One) 9:30 pm. River Oaks. Dona Flor. looking like one big paragraph. 10:00 pm. Chem Lec. The Day the Earth Stood Still. 9:25 pm. Only 195 more shopping days until Halloween! Look out softball, here we come— 11:00 pm. Study for that Chem test tomorrow! 9:45 pm. River Oaks. The Wind and the Lion. Corporate Dicks Number One! 12:00 midnight. Chem Lec. The Day the Earth—oh, you thursday the fifteenth Sid Rich has the Dicks. know the part. The greatest softball team. friday the ninth 4:00 pm. Hamman Hall. Master Recital, Randall Jones, We hit the ball from plate to wall piano, free. Like no one's ever seen. 8:00 am. Chem Lec. The Day the Earth... 7:30 pm. Media Center. La Strada, Fellini, 1954, Italian We're in the field, we're on the 4:00 pm. WRC Art Festival deadline. with subtitles. mound, always in control, 4:01 pm. John's birthday. 8:00 pm. Chem Lec. Viva Max! And when you say the Dicks, 5:30 pm. RMC Patio. Din din (All-School Picnic with lotsa 8:00 pm. Milford Hall. Advanced Recital, Margaret Drew, you're talking Bar-B-Cue. good food like BBQ chicken and potato salad and... cello, free. 7:00 pm. Media Center. Part one of War and Peace, 8:00 pm. Museum of Fine Arts. Irving Sandler, Mark 'Cause we're the Corporate Dicks, Corporate Dicks, Corporate Bondarchuk, 1967. Rothko: The Modern Artist and His Audience. Dicks Number One 7:30 pm. Wiess Commons. A Man Called Horse, Richard 8:00 SH 352. Rice Baha'i Informal Discussion. We got the fielding, we got the Chamberlain, according to Wiess, but we know better. 10:00 pm. Chem Lec. Viva Max! pitching 9:25 pm. River Oaks. Interiors. 11:00 pm. Who's Max!? We give the other team no hope 9:30 pm. RMC. Kicker Dance. 12:00 midnight. Chem Lec. Viva Max! 'Cause we're the Corporate Dicks, 10:00 pm. Wiess. A Man Called Horse, Richard Harris, Corporate Dicks—you know maybe? we're going to hold the rope notes and notices Yes, we're the Corporate Dicks, 10:30 pm. Media Center. Part One War and Peace. Satyrs, Gypsies, and Exotic Tired of Burger Doodle on Corporate Dicks, Corporate Women are just part of the cast Sunday evenings? Why not join Dicks Number One-Five-Seven- Saturday the tenth of Baker Theatre's Winter some other students for an Eight—we're the best from the Sid Rich Great! 1:30 pm. Media Center. Family matinee, Davy Crockett and Tale— and they all need stage inexpensive but good meal at the River Pirates. makeup. This is your chance to Christ the King Lutheran 2:00 pm. Hamman Hall. Master Recital, William Davis, work backstage at a play Church (on the corner of Rice trombone, free. without smashing your thumb and Greenbriar). Every Sunday I wish those rude people in the 3:00 pm. Museum of Fine Arts. Violin, Piano, Cello Sonatas with a hammer or sticking it evening at 6:30. Transportation reserve room would realize that and Trio in Concert. with a needle. It's fun, too. provided: Pick-ups at Baker- some people do come there to 3:50 pm. River Oaks. The Front, Woody Allen. Experience welcome but not Wiess 6:15 pm.; Brown 6:20 study. If you want to talk, flirt, 4:00 pm. 3 x 1048 seconds until this time then. necessary: we'll teach you all pm. or pick up guys, do it 5:40 pm. River Oaks. Interiors, Woody Allen. you need to know. They play *** somewhere else**.* 6:00 pm. Hamman Hall. The Three Musketeers (double runs March 20-24, with two feature with 8:00 pm. show), 75c. dress rehearsals. Call Toni Okay gang. Got nothing to do? Bored and want a little variety in 7:00 pm. Media Center. Part Two War and Peace. Mack at 521-9636 or put a note your life? Seen all the latest shows? The Thresher needs some 7:30 pm. River Oaks. The Front. in Baker box 394. people to cover the following events. We provide the passes to get 8:00 pm. Hanszen. Mardi Gras Parade. *** in. Look 'em over and give us a call. First come, first served. 8:00 pm. Hamman Hall. The Four Musketeers (double In conjuction with the Mark feature with 10:00 pm. show), 75c. Rothko exhibition at The March 10. INTERFACE, "Minithon," workshop seminar. 9:25 pm. River Oaks. Interiors. Museum of Fine Arts,- March 10, 11. College Station, Texas World Speedway, 10:00 pm. EBLS-OWLS Formal. Houston, the Cambiata Aggieland250 and Texas Race of Champions and the Texas Open 10:00 pm. Hamman Hall. The Three Musketeers (double Soloists will present a series of Chili Championship and Festivities. feature with 12:00 midnight show), 75c. works composed by Morton March 16, 17. Mr. Pibb Supercross, Motocross Race in 10:30 pm. Media Center. Part Two War and Peace. Feldman in honor of three Astrodome. 12:00 midnight. Hamman Hall. The Four Musketeers major twentieth-century March 16-25. The Houston Festival: Main Street Plus, art, double feature with the 10:00 pm. show), 75c. artists. The program will be music dance, drama, exhibits, Street Festival, outdoor concerts, held on March 18 in the tours (available to several people). Sunday the eleventh Museum's Brown Auditorium *** +** 12:00 noon. Media Center. Parts One and Two War and beginning at 8 pm. and lasting To all pre-meds interested in a We need musicians desperately. Peace. slightly over an hour. summer job: drop by the Pre- We lost several members and need 4:00 pm. Hamman Hall. Advanced Recital, Bernard The concert will consist of Med Office soon and submit replacements. If you play piano the following works: the needed information. Also, reasonably well, or trumpet, or Phillips, flute, free. baritone sax, and if you're 4:15 pm. River Oaks. Lolita, Kubrick. * * For Franz Kline (with if you are interested in a field £ soprano, French horn, interested in working with a group, 5:20 pm. kH327.1 needed this to spread apart the two River trip to Southwestern Medical then call Glenn Woodum at 682- Oaks things. •percussion, violin, cello, and School in Dallas, we need 4418. This is a Christian music 7:00 pm. River Oaks. Candy. piano). suggested dates (some Friday, group, but that shouldn't stop you. 7:30 pm. Media Center. The Birds, Hitchcock, 1963. De Koonig (with French all day). We think you'll enjoy working 9:15 pm. River Oaks. Lolita. horn, percussion, violin, cello, with us. and piano). Rothko Chapel (with viola, monday the twelfth percussion, chamber chorus, and solo piano; directed by Jameson Fellowship Deadline. Isabelle Ganz). 12:00 noon. SH 301. SRUW Seminar, Dr. Paul Cloutier, The concert will be open to Space Physics and Astronomy, The Atmosphere of the public free of charge. Venus. 7:00 pm. River Oaks. 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We now meet in RH "Klaatu is no villainous monster; he is an ultra-civilized human being Festival 107. Tuesday nights at 7 pm. as who makes the earthmen, by contrast, look like a monstrous race of always. Also, if you want a Rice Yahoos 8:00 pm. Hamman Hall. Yale Concert Band, free. Chem Lec _ Time 8:00 pm. Kyle Morrow Room. Fondren. Pre*Law Society Sailing Club T-shirt, come to Thurs., March 8 meeting. the meeting and order one. 8:00, 10:00 & 12:00 9:40 pm. R.(). The Best of the Second You Know What If 25$ A Baker Film You l ook at 7:30 pm.