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. affected by changes in the structure Argonne National Laboratory with of reacting and their experiments testing predictions on Yesterday evening Braun Court­ nearest neighbors," the Academy the behavior of electrons with an yard was host to a motley band of said. The fundamental points of addition of energy. Further experi­ exuberant memQers of the Chem­ this electron transfer theory were ments have confirmed Marcus' istry department as Harry Gray led first presented in a key paperwhich ,predictions to be 99% accurate in them in a vigorous cheer for his he wrote in 1956 at the Polytechnic producing the rate of reactions. friend and colleague Rudy Marcus Institute ofBrooklyn afterpuzzling Andwhile Marcus won the Nobel ~espite Professor Marcus' ab­ over a graduate student's math­ Prize for predictions specific in a sence from the party. ematical problem. ferrlc..ferrous system in water so­ RudolphA. Marcus can now add, As Fred Anson, head of the lution, his predictions canbe applied to his already impressive list of 36 Department, stated, to an incredibly broad range of re­ awards and honors, the distin­ "Before [Marcus' theory], people actions from digestion to artificial guished Nobel ChemistryPrize, thus couldn'tunderstand why particular photosynthesis to the electrodes on becoming the 22nd Nobel Laureate reactions went fast or slow even fuel cells. "[Hcanbe used] anywhere to grace Caltech. He is the first when they had similar driving electrons move" essentially any faculty member of Caltech to be­ forces. He pointed out the factors chemical reaction," as Professor come a Nobel Laureate in nearly a that determined the rate and made Nate Lewis stated. decade - since William A. Fowler accurate predictions." Marcus' Other research, besides electron received the for Phys­ theories are internationally recog­ transfer, which Marcus is actively ics in 1983. nized and are offundamental use to involved and responsible for in­ The Royal Swedish Academy of scientists trying to predict what cludes Intramolecular Vibrational Sciences announced Wednesday happens during almost any chemi­ Redistribution, nuclear tm:melinl~, morning that Professor Marcus had cal reaction. and the RRKM theory{the M stands won the Marcus, however, And while the theory behind how for Marcus). "Even among scien­ was not to be notified, and electrons move about in chemical tists, this man is a thus the first news ofthe award was reactions is the math­ Voth, given to his answering machine. em:atical formula student of Marcus', told Professor Marcus was at the time in Toronto's Royal York pre­ with only two deternllining sentingoneofthe lead papers at the according to Aseem one of out." Ele:ctrocJleIlGical Society, Inc. con- Marcus' gJradtlate students. lU, i1go;; 69, has in ference, and a few and falls in line residence at Caltech as the Arthur fifteen minutes was in- a research asso- Amos Noyes ofChemis­ conspicuously pulled out of·the de1;cr:iptiionofMarcus as one t"", ,oi",·" 1978 and lives room in the middle of his presenta­ is to under­ his wife Laura and three sons. tion and told the news. stand nature ... and to >VA."""'" was born in Canada and Professor Marcus said he was "a discover useful theories that can be recewedH,o'll.J<;;.\~7~JJ'~Hl!L bit dazed at hearing the news." applied by a wide amlieIlce. (1946) from in "[Marcus] found simple math­ In 1985 Marcus won the coveted Montreal. Friends and colleagues Rudolph Marcos, Arthur Amos Noyes Professor of Chemistry, is the 1992 ematical expressions for how the Wolfe Prize. Then, a portion of his describe him as "a great guy" and recipient ofthe Nobel Prize for Chemistry, energy of a molecular system is theory was confirmed in 1988 at Continued on page 3

Paul Orfalea, founder and chairperson of the board of Kinko's Copy Centers,willspeakat TheAthenaeumon Monday, October buffet in the new NCAA-regulation this is the fIrst project to be com­ at 4:00 p.m. Students are invited to attend his on gym. Thereceptionfollowed a brief pleted duringthe currentcampaign. "Entrepreneurialism" in the Hall ofthe Associates. A reception will Caltech's latest architectural ad­ dedication ceremonywhichhonored Healso praisedtheleadershipofthe foHow the talk at 5:00 p.m., and dress is casual. the Braun Athletic Center, the Braun family in particular, Braun family in large projects, in­ Kinko's was founded in 1970near the UC Santa Barbara campus. was opened to the last John whose death in June of cluding this and gifts such as Braun The enterprise encompasses a privately held network of more '-J'\"'.uv,,.9. thisyear preventedhimfrom seeing House and the Braun Laboratories than 120 partnerships, each operating one or more the 600 About 2500 people braved the the fulfillment of his vision of for cell biology and chemistry. centers around,the United States and in Canada, and heat to get a fIrst glimpse at the new bringilng modern recreational fa­ Pamela Braun Pesenti, Trustee, facilities and enjoy a healthy lun­ to Caltech. emphasized the Braun and A graduate of USC, the curly-haired Orfalea used his own nick­ cheon from the huge, beautiful Five _speakers shared the Braun Foundation's primary name when he selected Kinko's as his company's name. thoughts on the importance of the intentions "to fund broad-scope Orfalea will talk to Caltech students and staff about his corpoI'ate projects" which will benefit many philosophy, which stresses teamwork, open communicatiQn, I_~~~~~~~~~~;-~ new athletic center during the cer- t emony. President Everhart, after aspects of the community. Later, importance of both personal and professional needs of employees, , asking for a moment of silence in sh~ and the other" members of the who at allleveisare referred to as "co-workers." Hewill also talk and memory ofMI'. Braun, talked about Braun family in attendance ex­ answer questions about Kinko's customer relations approach, in­ the gift's meaning to the commu­ pressed gratification at the extraor­ cluding the benefits ofseven-day-a-week service and, in most cases, 24-hour-a-day store hours. Opinion 2 nity. William F. Kieschnick, Vice dinary turnout from all aspects of Crime & Incident B.eat 3 Chairman of the Board, noted that Continued on page 4 World News 3 ASCIT Minutes 5 'YNews 5 ASCIT Elections 6 Comics 7 Without Sam 8 cerebral laundry 9 Cross Country 10 Water Polo 11 What Goes On 12 , -- George Stephanopoulos, Clinton/Gore Communications Director

"TheAmerican people should demand that their President teU the truth." - Dan Quayle, October 13, 1992

I couldn~t agree more. It took a while but we fmany uncovered something that Dan Quayle saidTuesday night that rings ofthetruth. His boss, George Bush,should tell the truth. Mr. Quayle added: "You cannot lead this great country of ours by misleading the people." Right again. Soin the interest ofuncovering the truth andsetting the record straight before theAmerican people vote, here are a few topiCS and questions that George Bush ought to tell the truth about.

#1. "Stategate": Who Asked for Wbat? Wednesday's Washington Post reveals that, in a last-ditch attempt to smear Bill Clinton's character, the Bush Administration has been acting like the Nixon Administration. The Post reports that a Bush Administra­ tion political appointee directed the U.S. embassies in London and Oslo to search their files on Bill Clinton. ThePostcharacterized the requests,by AssistantSecretary ofState for Consular Affairs Elizabeth Tamposi, as "unusual," and said that they received "extraordinarily high-level attention." Passport files are - as the State Department's own director of its Freedom of Information Office, Frank Machak maintains - "covered by the Privacy Act." (Washington Post, 10/14/92) 1: "'clAdered ." ~ vJOl.S The State Department, in a policy statement sent to the National d..\~, Security Archive in Washington D.C., notes that FOI requests are expedited only in "truly exceptional circumstances." These circum­ #3. Iraq-gate: Just bow much did we belp Saddam? \Nro stances include: "(1)wheneverit is demonstrated that anindividual's life George Bush likes to pretend we "did not enhance Saddam Hussein's orpersonalsafety wouldbejeopardizedbythefailure toprocess requests nuclear, biological or chemical weapons capability," despite mounting immediately, and (2twhenever it is shown that substantial due process evidence that dual-use American technology helped him in his bid to rights of the requester would be by the faBure to process acquire weapons of mass destruction. immediately,and that the informationsought is not otherwise available." George Bush maintains he was unaware of any diversion of loans to (Letter to National Security Archive, 11/22/91; attached. ) Iraq and yet we now learn that his Administration had direct evidence of The Questions: diversions of loans made through the Atlanta based branch of BNL but Who approved these approve "unusual" searches of Bill Clinton's tried to cover them up. Marvin Shoob, the US District Judge in the BNL passport files? case said, "Certainly, either the CIA or the Justice Department or both Were thesearches reported to Tamposi's superiors in the State Depart­ have misled me." (LAT, 10/13/92) It is time George Bush came clean ment and ifso, who? Were the searches reported to anyone in the White with the American people on his role in Iraqgate. House or the Busb/Quayle campaign? . The Questions: How will Bush determine who is responsible, and what actionswill he What's he hiding? What are we going to find out after November 3? take against them? Why won't George Bush release the key documents that would reveal Is this search connected to Bush's secret White House meeting with just who was doing what with Saddam up to the eve of.the invasion of extreme right wing Republican Congressmen like Bob Doman to plan Kuwait? These documents include: , Volume XCIV • Number 4 political attacks on Bill Clinton's trips to Eastern Bloc countries? eThe transcript of the cables between the Administration and US October 16, 1992 Which ofthe StateDepartment's two FOI criteriafor expedited search Ambassador April Glaspie revealing U.S. messages to Saddam. EDITORS did this request meet? eThe text of National Security Directive 26 ordering closer political Rajesh "Q" Bilirnoria Will the·Administration come dean and immediately release all and economic ties with Iraq. Michael Oder material related to the FOIA requests and State Department searches? eThe text ofGeorge Bush'spersonal communique to Saddam Hussein Christopher Orth on July 28, 1990 five days before the invasion. CRIME £:lEAT EDITOR #2. Iran-Contra: The Truth About Arms for Hostages IfGeorge Bush thought hewas doing the right thingby trying to bring Stephen Heise For six years, George Bush has said he did not know the U.S. was Saddam Hussein into"thefamily ofnations," why won'the come clean? PHOTOGRAPHER Anoop Sinha WRITERS Chris Buchner KevinDu Anne Dudzik HuyLe Anoop Sinha Choice of 13 entrees 5 Steve Sobelman 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. from Andrew Zug BIRD DINNER ~PI=Ir.UU BUSINESS MANAGER Choose from 13 items Khurram Dastgir-Khan 3-7 p.m. DAILY ONLY CIRCUlATION Stanley Grant, HI

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continuyeci from page 1 N"obel Prize ing requirements on U.S.-imported grate their feeble economies but goods for the next five years, as a did not give it executive powers. "really down to earth and nice", doingis sortofnovel. We'rehaving resultguaranteeingAmerican com­ In addition, they agreed on a re­ Indeed,faced with the prestigious a lot offun doing things we haven't panies greater access to China's duction of nuclear arms. Nobel Prize, Marcus has hardly done before." As for the 1.2million huge market and avoiding an ugly changed his modest attitude. The dollars thatgowith the prize, Marcus trade war involving retaliatory du· Bosnia-Herzegovina LosAngeles Timesreported Marcus told the Pasadena Star-News, ''we ties on imports. The commander of U.N. peace­ said, "getting the answer to that don't need anything, I don't have keeping forces in Bosnia­ problemwasbyfar the mostexciting any immediate plans. 1don't think U.S.-Iraq Relations Herzegovina warned last week moment in my scientific life. I'm it'll affect our life." TheBushAdministration contacted that 400,000 residents of the still as excited about my work now "He has a high standard and in­ Iraqi officials last Friday, demand­ battered region are at a risk of as I was then. It is great to win the tegrity, and is a very high quality ing the release ofan American bomb dyingfrom freezing orstarvation, scientist," said Stuchebrukhov at prize, but the ultimate is just being expert seized Thursday while ifforeign countries did not speed able to solve problems and seeing Wednesday's party, "he is a rare working to clear land. mines on the their deployment oftroops in the your work used ... I'n keep doing person." Kuwaiti side of the Kuwait-Iraq area. research as longasI feel whatwe're border. Iraq agreed to the demands Nobel Prizes on Saturday, ending fears of a The U.N. Security Council on Caltech professor Rudolph A. confrontation. Meanwhile, Iraqi Fridayblocked all militaryflights Marcus won the 1992Nobel Prize President Saddam Hussein asked over Bosnia but rejected U.S. in chemistry (see page.l) Robert Millikan Physics 1923 that the United Nations suspend demands to authorize the shoot­ Thomas Hunt Morgan Physiology and Medicine 1933 weapons inspections until after the ing down ofplanes to enforce the American researchersEdmond H. 'Carl D. Anderson(B.S. '27, Ph.D. '30) Physics 1936 U.S. election to prevent the Bush "no-fly" zone. The U.S. is ac­ Fischer, 72, and Dr. Edwin G. Edwin M. McMillan (B.S. '28, M.S. '29)Chemistry 1951 Administration from creating inci­ cusingSerbianforces ofviolating Krebs, 74, both from the Univer-" (Ph.D. '25) Chemistry 1954 dents that might help Bush's the ban and is appealing to the sity ofWashington, share the 1992 William Shockley (ph.D. '32) Physics 1956 chances. Council on ways to ground the Nobel Prize for physiology or George W. Beadle Physiology and Medicine 1958 aircrafts. medicine, for their studies ofhow Donald A. Glasser (ph.D. '50) Physics 1960 Fonner Soviet Union chemicalreactionswithincellsare Rudolph Mossbauer Physics 1961 On Wednesday, Russian President Egypt activated and deactivated. Linus Pauling (Ph.D. '25) Peace Prize 1962 Boris Yeltsin disclosed two docu­ Anearthquakeofa5.9 magnitude Charles H Townes (Ph.D. '39) Physics 1964 ments on the 1983 downing of a and three aftershocks rocked DerekWalcott, a62-year-oldWest Richard Feynman Physics 1965 South Korean jumbo jet and the Egypt Monday, killing over 400 Indian poet compared to a mod­ *Murray Gell-Mann Physics 1969 World War II execution of thou­ and injuring more than3,000.The em-day Homerbycritics, won the Max Delbriick Physiology and Medicine 1969 sands ofPolish officers. He blamed epicenterwas only 20 miles from 1992 Nobel Prize for Literature Leo James Rainwater (B.S. '39) Physics 1975 former Soviet President Mikhail Cairo. Scientists fear the possi­ lastweekfor an extensive body of -Howard H Temin (ph.D. '60) Physiology and Medicine 1975 Gorbachev for keeping such mate­ bility ofa newly active fault line work that offers a rich, evocative William Lipscomb (Ph.D. '46) Chemistry 1976 rial secret for so long. near the capital. "(pyramids and blend of African, West Indian, Robert W. Wilson (Ph.D. '62) Physics 1978 Sphynx seem OK.) and European cultural traditions. *Roger W. Sperry Phys~ology and Medicine 1981 Russian President Boris Yeltsin Kenneth G. Wilson (Ph.D. '61) Physics 1982 warned lastweek that a"large-scale South Africa Congress *William H. Fowler (Ph.D. '36) physics 1983 war" could erupt unless the leaders President Frederik de Klerk Congress approved last week an ~Rudolph Marcus Chemistry 1992 of the former Soviet republic of apologized for the ruling party's energy policydesigned to increase * in residence Georgia do not reach a political 42 years of enforcement of the use ofnuclear energy and spur agreement with their counterparts apartheid. The Mrican National the development ofalternativeand in Abkhazia, aregion oftherepublic Congress recently agreed to renewable fuels. President Bush fighting for independence. recontinue talks for a new con­ is expected to sign the bill despite stitution. the fact that itcontains several tax Leaders of the Commonwealth of increases. Independent States are meeting to Japan improve their economic state and The Japanese public uncharac­ Crime Tip: Please, don't walk U.S.-China Relations international relations and to ease teristicallyprotested afterLiberal off campus alone at night. Mter over a year of trade talks, the warfare raging in"several areas Democratic Party powerbroker 10-8 A Techer was followed China has agreed to eliminating of the former Soviet Union. They Shin avoided an in· by two men from Chester and most of its import quotas, trade> agreed Friday to create an dictment for taking $4.1 million Del MartoHolliston. There he restrictions, controls, and licens- republican committee to inte- in illegalcampaigncontributions. wastold atknifepointby one of the men, "Give me your money." Meanwhile the other suspect struck the victim with S. e. ft. UJ.

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Since Stu left, Tim Present are the BOD (minus Ben), DAPAC Policy needs to be re­ charge of the review. While some the second week of school. Crowder is the new Jam Room Bryce, Steven Fought, Ewald viewed this year. Barbara Green is faculty members are proposing Thefirst and mostimportantitem Manager. Go bug him! Hueffmeier, Scott Van Essen, in charge of this. If you are inter­ some minor changes, some think on the agenda is Canadian Club's Elections: Ewald is ready for elec­ Xavier Bengoechea. ested, see Mike Nassir. Also, the that broader changes need to be request for their term check. Derek tions. Nominations for theDirector ASCIT BOD meetings will be sexual harassment policy will be brought. They are not happy with gets his $50. By the way, the dues for Academic Affairs and Junior held at 10 p.m. each Tuesday. reviewedsoon,sosee BarbaraGreen the students' concern about grades. check from Student Accounts has Class Secretaryrrreasurer opened WHERE IS BEN? or Mike by Friday. They think maybe the school needs not arrived yet, so do not cash your last week. Sign up, so that you get a Elections: Nominations for Junior Society of Hispanic Professional to get rid of grades. This whole ASCIT checks yet. chance to join that glorious bunch. Class Secretaryrrreasurer were Engineers: Xavieris here'to askfor argument stems from what the Little 't': Little 't' is out and it is The Director for Academic Affairs dosed tonight. Electionwill be this funding for SHPE. Theirpurpose is Institute's education philosophy underbudget. The gangsubmits the will be responsible for the 1992-93 Monday. The nominations for Di­ to contribute to the advancement of should be. financial report and requests the CLUE, however, will be in office rector for AcademicAffairs vvillbe the Hispanic society.The BOD re­ Committees:Ihave putsignupsfor approval oftheir salaries. Although onlyuntilMarch. TheBODdecided open for one more week. Elections quests that they submit a budget the Academic Policies, Grievance the little '1' arrived one day late, the to changethe responsibiliti,es ofthis for this office and the BOC bylaw proposal next week. Sorry, see you and Athletics committees outside BOD is very pleased with the pub­ office. From now on, the elected D changes will be held next Monday, later. the ASCIT Meeting Room(next to lication. (Goodjob,guys! But,don't for AA will be responsible for the October 26. DON'T FORGET TO Rebab Party: The North Houses the DRVs Office). Also, the play connect the umlauts for too new academic year's CLUE. Amit READ ABOUT THE BYLAW plus Fleming are having a party on Women's Center needs one long!) The motion is to pay the will prepare a resolution for that. CHANGES. Saturday at Ruddock. Of course, undergrad on its Advisory Board editors $200 each and give all three Also, coming up at the elections Bryce is back, and he is pissed at Amitisn'tevenaware oftheposters and one on its Director Search - $300 bonus. The BOD passes the will be the BOCbylawchanges. the Amoeba because he was not rec­ that have been around for the long­ Committee. There are also signups first motion of the year (5-0-0). elections will be held within the ognized at the opening of the new est time. By the way, lloyd gets for these. You can signup for both. CLUE: Debi explains all the prob­ next two weeks. gym. Hey, he is Ath Man after all. their $200for the party. Meanwhile, And finally, WHERE IS THE BIG lems they encountered in thepubli­ Bylawcbanges: TheBOChasthree Right Amit? Derek still hasn't contacted Dan T?(No bonus) cation of the CLUE. So, now we bylaw changes. The proposed Sabre Team Banner: As you all Bridgesabout the HalloweenParty. Ifyouwant a copy ofthe ASCIT know why the page numbers were changes will appear in the Tech know,lastyear, CaitechSabreTeam Derek notes that the ASCIT Minutes, me a note at Box565 messed up. However, this year's soon. wontheconferenceand the sectional hockey sticks are being used. Ball CLUEwas $2000 cheaper than last Catalog: What's the deal with the championship. Since Resolution hockey tournaments will be orga­ year's, with the same number of first page of the new Caltech cata­ VIII only covers conference cham­ nized soon. If you want to use the pages. Student Affairs is supposed log?... Are we supposed to tear it? pionships, the sabre team requests equipment, go to lloyd Shed. Talk to pay for the cost. As for the sala­ Maybe it is just a joke...Steven that the team members get another to Derek first, though. Present are the BOD (minus Todd, ries, Rob offered $100 ofhis salary Fought is trying to find out who did patchfor theirWesternRegion title. Any mc news, BEN? The BOD Ben,Rob),DebiTuttle,CathyHafer, to Debi, since she did all the pub­ the deed, but so far, the responses They alsorequestthatfunds bemade agrees thattheIHCis nonfunctional Little 't' gang (Laurent, Jill, Paul), lishing stuff. The BOD approves to he got arevery amusing and hardly available for the purchase of a and that ASCIT should take over. Steven Fought, Ewald Hueffmeier pay Rob $300 and Debi $100 (5-0­ helpful. The BOD will wait for banner to be displayed in the new One of the three pillars of student and one silly clueless frosh. 0). Tuesday's Faculty Board Meeting gym. The BOD likes the banner government at Caltech has fallen. Wellness Week: The Health Cen­ before it takes any action. Mean­ idea, and approves both requests Faculty Board Meetmg: Mike We are back!...And we are richer ter is organizing it this year. It is 'Y"hile, Stevewillberunning around, (6-0) . talks aboutthe meeting.Apparently, than ever. ASCIT has a new van-in going to betheweekofOctober 19­ looking for an explanation..... Speaking ofBOD members with the statement in the catalogwas put addition to the old one- and a new 23. They will have all this biofeed­ There are plans for a summit be­ an amazing sense ofresponsibility, there by Gary Lorden's office. Ac­ sound system (right, Fru?). How­ back-relaxation stuffand free mas­ tween the GSCandASCIT. Caltech WHERE IS BEN SMITH, MR. cording to Dr. Lorden, this has al­ ever, over the summer, we lost one sages. They are asking for $500 Y is trying to organize mC? By the way, Todd fix the ways been Caltech's policy. It is of our members (moment of si­ from ASCIT. Hey, you might as something...Academic Policies copier and the old van! Oh, ifyou unlikely that the statement will be lence). Rob Ellis, AcademicDirec­ wellparticipate'causeweapproved Committee anq Grievance Com- want to borrow one of the ASCIT removed because the lawyers are tor for Academic Affairs, is no theirrequest (5~1-0). mittee each need one more vans, call564-1260orcometo1170 fully behind it. However, the longer a student so, I guess it's Parties: Derek is planning to have member...WHEREIS THEBIGT? Del Mar #6. For the next ten min­ grandfather clause-you know, the election time. Get to work, Ewald! theHalloweenpartyatthe newgym. (I guess they won't be getting a utes,weare bitchingaboutthe Tech one about being.able to graduate Only six BOD members are Sounds like a good idea but, Dan bonus.) editors and all the other ASCIT under any catalog while you're at present for the first meeting of the Bridges needs to approve it. Also, officers who are being lame. Amit Caltech- willprobably be put inthe starts making up a list ofpeople we catalog. However, thisstill hastobe need topurge. Buthey,whodoes he approved by the Curriculum Com­ think he is? I thinkthe problemwith mittee and the FacultyBoard. Steve ASCITstartsatthe top. Let'sget rid will stlllbe runningaround,looking ofAmit. Better yet, let's get rid of for an explanation. Mike, too. Thatmeans more power Another issue discussed at Jhe to me. Yes, the day has finally Faculty Board meeting was the re-

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It's the startofa new school yearwith lots ofnewpeopletomeet and lots ofnew viruses to catch. Sowhatbetter time than right now to have Wellness Week! What is this Wellness Week you ask? A week long extraveganzadedicatedtobringingyouhealthandhappiness,sponsored by all your favorite organizations: ASCIT, tile Caltch Y, GSC, Health and CounselingCenters,OfficeofStudentActivities,StaffandFaculty Consultation Center·and the Undergraduate and Graduate Deans' Offices. Monday, Octoberl9th,is a massage class and demonstration (sorry, we already have an assistant) and a biofeedback demonStration, 7:30 pm in the Caltech Y lounge. Tuesday is Ifdiscussion, "Relaxation and Guided Imagery Techniques for Managing Stress" at 7:30 pm in the Caltech Y lounge. On Wednesday the Student Activities Center presents,' "Comedy Unplugged - Laugh Your Stress Away" Then comes the gradefinale, Fridayfrom 12noonuntil3pmwill be a Health FairoutsideWinnettLounge. Therewill belotsofeducational displays ranging from blood cholesterol checks to AIDS awareness. After the fair, from 4 pm to6 pm,theband"MoonwashSymphony"vvill perform for your listening pleasure. But wait, that's not all! We still have our usual plethora of Caltech Y events. Sunday October 18th, leaving 8:30 am, is the Throop Peak Hike, a 4.5 mile easy day hike to Throop Peak, named after Caltech's late and great founderAmosThroop. PaulOifalea,founder ofKinko's, willbespeakingatanentrepreneurialreception, 4 pmat theAtheneum. There will be free food and all are welcome toshowup. Nextweekend, Saturday 24th, is the event you've all been waiting for. The Boffo­ Bonecrusher X Broomball Tournament!! Sign up a.s.a.p. ifyou want to be in on the action. If you have any questions about these activies please call the Y at x6163. We are open Monday to Friday, 9 am to 5 pm, our offices are , photo by Anoop Sinha on the second floor oftheWinnettStudent Center. Come onup and say Rob Whitely pushes Mitesh Patel to victory duringPage House's Alley Olympics last weekend. howdy! OCTOBER 16, 1992 THE CALIFORNIA TECH

Moeen Abedin speaker. I look forward to working Jeff Pasquino with Stanley Grant our class As many of you may know, I president, on these tasks. I know Since you are obviously reading dropped out ofthis election in July. Stan pretty wen; I think we will this statement, you must have some Note:Regular type denotes existing bylaws. Strikeout type However, afterintenseconsultations make a really good team and get the interest or concern about this elec~ denotes proposed deletions. Italics indicateproposedadditions. with my volunteer coordinators, 1 job done. Stan and I have already tion for Junior Class Secretary! have been persuaded to continue had many animated conversations Treasurer (or you're avoiding hav­ 1. No hylaw currently requires that BOC representatives be my bid for this office. The current .about the Mudeo pit. After intense ing to r~ad the fascinating Bridge undergraduates. We would like to rectify this oversight. candidateshave nowshownthe im­ deb~te we conduded the first thing column). Anyway,I am running for provement I wanted to see, so, with we should do is dig a hole. It is this office because I feel that the job Append following to Article VII, §2: the request ofmillions behind me, I conceivablethatwe couldtalkabout needs to be done, and I can do the shall run. Mudeo and commencement every job. Graduation would be pretty Alljokingaside, I am running for day for the whole year! In addition, poor without a graduation speaker, Junior Class Secretaryffreasurer I promise to report in The Califor- and that is my number one priority because I want to complete the du­ Tech the state of the treasury if elected. I have held positions of 2. We would like to it possible for Associate Dean ties oftheoffice: toorganize a frosh­ once itis established. Now that you responsibility and leadership participate in the Dean's review of each case if the defendant sophomore event (Mudeo) and have the fac:ts,.iuniors, rlem,ember· to own house, being a member of the choose to have her pn~seIlt. search for a commencement vote for Moeen on Monday. Fleming athletic team for the last three years. Soifyou wantsomeone Change article VII, §1 as follows: who is willing to do the tedious behind-the-scenesjobofSecretary! ofControl shall all cases Treasurer, please vote for me on of alleged violations Honor System Monday. Thanks. shall make recommendations to the Dean ofStudents for action in those cases in which the accusation is held to be true a violation is found to have been commit­ ted. All defendants will be asked if they ASC - Election News wish the Associate/Assistant Dean of lod","f s-.w Studentstoparticipatein the Dean'sreview SoW\~bo4l'f IIJhO . of the Board's recommendations. It shall S~, ~he ~ be the duty of the chairman... \0 of" The first election of 1992-1993 is now underway. the Junior Class \at\e ,~tc.\I\ fr~m Secretaryffreasurer election will be held on Monday, October 19. All 3. We would like to allow any defendant to request a "sidebar," "',~ "",~tc."'. a. chance to discuss questions about the Board procedure or juniors are eligible to vote ill this election. The candidates are Moeen aspects abouthis OTher case with a singlememberofthe Board. Abedin and JeffPasquino. Please read their statements in this issue of This is to be used in situations vyhere a defendant feels particu­ the Tech. larly uncomfortable in front ofthe entire Board, but it is in no ASCIT members: Nominations .are still open for the Director of Academic Affairs. The Director of Academic Affairs position is way intended to replace the fuB Board hearing. The individual Board member will not be able to receive privileged informa­ currently vacant. Whoever is elected to fin this vacancy will serve on the ASCIT Board of Directors only until March, but will be respon­ tion, i.e., he or she will share any information relevant to the sible for the publication of next year's c.L. U.E. A nominee for the case with the full Board. These meetings will take place at the office must be a member of ASCIT. Other responsibilities of the discretion of the chair. Director of Academic Affairs include serving as Chairman of the Educational Policies Committee. Anyone wishing to run for this office may sign upon a sheet posted Create newArticle VII, §3(m) and relabel the following sub­ ontheeastwallofWinnettnext to theASCITmeetingroom. Sign-ups helpe.d "',V\>'\ sections accordingly: come down at Spm on Tuesday, October 20. o\< .fOY \to Theinitialelection for theDirectorofAcademicAffairswillbeheld A defendantattendinga hearing ofthefull on Monday, October 26, with a run-offelection, ifnecessary, on that Board may ask the Chair at any time for Friday. The October 26 election will also include three proposed by­ permission to hold a short, private f,ecess law changes dealing wi!h the Board Of Control. Don't miss this with a Board member of the defendant's important election! Absentee ballots may be cast for any election if choice. Anynewinformation pertaining to they are filed with the Election Chairman no later than midnight the case revealed in this conference will before the election. Ifyou have any questions, read the by-laws in your Little-T, or contact the Election Chairman, Ewald Hueffmeier: Page beshared with the fullBoard. The member 105. shall remain able to vote on the case. CALIFORNIA TECH OCTOBER 16, 1992

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troversial song, The Answer Is, off The California Shakespeare Fes­ their second record Points, which tival will present "The Two was the first tune to hitcollege radio Gentlemen of Verona", playlists. Shakespeare's comedy of infatua­ Points was Negativland's easiest tion, rivalry and unbridledjealousy, to find record, until Island records on Saturday, Oct. 17 at 8 p.m. in was sued and forced to recall and Beckman Auditorium. destroy all of the copies it could One of Shakespeare's earliest This is by far the most polished recover. It turns out that Points romantic comedies, "The Two production ever put out by contained an anti-U2 song that in­ GentlemenofVerona"tells thestory Negativland, one of this decade's furiated Bonosomuchthat theband of Valentine and Proteus, best most controversial and experimen­ membersfiled a lawsuitresulting in friends whose relationship is tal underground bands. Although Island Record's permanent rejec­ strained when they vie for the hand not a punk band, Negativland has tion of Negativland. This has actu­ ofthe lady Silvia. Love and loyalty been as heavy an influence on the any been a good thing for are tested withthe arrival of hardcore scene as Nomeansno and Negativland fans. SST picked up Julia, Proteus' first love. Director NoFx, two bands with much faster Negativland, and managed to get a Penny Metropulos adds a touch of and concert-oriented sounds. guestappearanceby JelloBiafrafor 19th-century romanticism to this Negativlanddebutedin 1980with their· 1987 album, Escape From comic adventure by setting it in the a self-titledLPpressedundera small Noise. Not bad for something that days of Byron,Shelley and Keats. independent label in the Bay area, isn't a D.C. compilation. This production features Jay the home of the Negativland crew. Some of the tracks on the new Karnes as Valentine and Morgan This first album was a very limited album, Guns, are actually danceable. Strickland as his fickle rival, Pro­ edition packaged in wallpaper, and Carl Car Bomb could actually be teus. Susan Patterson will play the was musically shaky enough to played in clubs, and the title track object of their desire, Silvia, with compare with the eady Cabaret has already been played more on Stacy Ross as the love-sick Julia. Voltaire sound experiments made major radio stations than all of Scenery is by JeffHunt, with lights ten years earlier in England. In­ .Negativland's earlier material. But by David K Elliott and costumes by spired by John Cage's work and by Negativland have lost none oftheir Barbara Bush. an intense dislike of mass media, edge. Ifyou are getting sick of the Tickets are available at the Courtesy of Caltech Public Events Negativland soon gained a reputa­ EastBay scene and wantto return to Caltech Ticket Office. Call x4652 "The Two GentlemenofVerona" willbepresentedbythe California Skakespeare tion for repeatedly being sued and some ofthe eighties underground's for more information. Festival on Saturday, Oct. 16at 8p.m. in BeckmanAuditorium. kicked off record labels for illegal true roots, throwaway that fanzine sampling. Yetitwas their least con- and step into Negativland:

hearts. Being agreeable, I playa heart to the Jack, which loses to the King. She returns a heart and I playa third ro1,lnd, East showing out this time and playing JeffGoldsmith the flo 5, requesting a club shift. Beingagreeable, I cashthe flo A andplay another club. East wins this with theJack. Westfollowed with the Nine Femmes Fatale and Ten on the fust two rounds. After a little thought (half a second is Pl~ying in a regional pairs event with a new and strong partner, we an eternity for this pair,) qualify for the barometerfmal with a tiny carryover. Going into the last Jill exits with the flo Q. I ruffin dummy, pitching a diamond from hand round, we are one-half of a matchpoint out of first place and a pack is while West plays the King. This looks to be a true card, especially breathing down ourneck. Jill Meyers and Kay Shulle arrive at Om table. considering theprevious spots. I continue with a diamond tothe Queen The fust board is a pretty flat 3NT, but we can make a minor smt slam which holds, and the 0 10, which gets the last small diamond fro~ and will even get there if they did not preempt: The last board is this: West. The whole hand is now known except for two cards. Who has the 0 !t!KI065 A, and who has the 0 J? What clues are there? How about the bidding? \7 Q83 1 check their convention card. Voila! They are playing 10-12 INT <> K643 openings.!doublecheckaboutthis andfindthatthey onlyplay thosenot ot-86 vulnerable, otherwise, they play 15--17and 2 Over 1 Game Force. So ~J2 ~873 muchfor that. How aboutthe opening lead?The ~ J is a verydangerous ' \7 KI0542 ~ \7 76 lead. (I always ask for unsupported trump honor leads, but this time 1 <> ?52 <> ?8 wish they hadn't.)This suggests that she had a dangerous holding inthe ot-KI09 W ot-QJ7542 side suits from whi<;:h to lead. Jxx and Axx are both terrible leads into ~AQ94 a strong notrump, so that is inconclusive. Additionally, after we have \7 AJ9 possibly struggled into game on a 4-4 fit, a trump lead is often best, <> QI097 so I don't know how much inference I can draw from this. What about ot-A3 the defense so far? They have defended well, I am afraid, and it would havebeena masterstroke to duckthe0 QfromAxx, buttrivialfromJxx. West North East South Grumble. I wish that I did not have this problem with the event on the Pass Pass Pass 1NT (15-17) line. . Pass 2 flo Pass 2~ ~ Finally, I decide that perhaps West would have bidwith an ll-count Pass 3 Pass 4~ a~d (All Pass) a five-card major, and run the Ten. Wrong. Down one. We end up fifth. IfI play the King, we win the event. Nice defense. Kay, West, leads the ~ J and I draw trumps in three rounds, ending in The. Caltech Bridge Club meets every Monday night at 7:15 in dummy, Westbeginningwith a doubleton. Onthe third round ofspades, Winnett Lounge. Everybody is welcome; call JeffGoldsmith at x2818 West contributes the \l 5, which,_in their methods" is encouraging in for detai~s.

'I. j~s-t s~"" 4:liIII.Mf: over t i''''&~\( ~Ol \-z.~tl ~~ ~\9\~ \lJliIII.te.k'~ for Q ~"', 'e. 1: \ vJ"-S "there u~til ~r+tr ke 'eH. wiliesj:lre,ld w'estern imp'res~;ion is took and flourished medieval times was in throes of the dark ages. and centers oUearnmlg in Cordova and clo,thing, Halloween costumes, and Damascus London and the holiday A special area tv,.",n""" ofthe Church. Charles in essay in A"""'''" Book Review, writes that "The Europeans...neglected scientific in the early medieval [and] turned to writings they found in use among the Muslims; first ofall for medical (and astrological) information, and only later for more theoretical aspects of philosophy and the exact sciences." (Emphasis added) these are and what will go on Fridayis the pinnacle oftheweek. Islamic scientists and philosophers represented the state-of-the-art in the presentations? Check it outin famous Health Fair, consisting in the world in their respective areas. Al-Kindi, in the ninth century, It's back. Next Monday is the the Y Lounge at 7:30 p.m. of 25 booths and other attractions, drew up a classification of the sciences and wrote two treatises on official start of the festivities for The follow up to these two dis­ takes place outside Winnett Lounge mineralogy and one on metallurgy. Hunanyn ibn Ishaq translated WellnessWeek, sponsored by sev­ cussions is on Tuesday night, same from noon to 3 p.m. There is fun as three dialogues of Plato, four works of Aristotle, fifteen books of eral organizations on campus. time, same place. A member of the well as information for everyone. Hippocrates, and no less than ninety works of the second-century Months and months ofpreparation Caltech CounselingCenterwill give From four to six, the Moonwash Greekphysician Galen. Ibn al-Haytham (Alhazen)wrote the compre­ have gone into orchestrating this a presentation on relaxation and Symphony will perfon~ a concert hensive Book on Optics, which was translated into Latin in 1572 and pinnacle ofhealth awareness. There guided imagery techniques for in front ofWinnett for all to attend. inspired the studies of Roger ~acon and Witelo. are a bevy ofprograms and exhibits managing stress. This may not re­ On Saturday is the final event, a The foundations of Islamic, and Western, algebra were laid down throughout the weekwhich all center late to many people on campus, but special showing of the film The by Al-Khuwarizmi, very name has produced the word algo­ on the theme of good health and if you feel that maybe you might Accused starring Oscar winl1iil1!Y rithm. Islamic scientists introduced the concept of zero in arithmetic plain common sense in regards to feel stressed at some point later in Jodie Foster. Information pertaining by combining the system ofreckoning with the nine Arabic our treatment of ourselves and life, attend and maybe pick up a to the subject of the film will be numerals. Al-Uqlidisi, in a pioneering text, explained and applied others. pointer or two. distributed on the fliers and at the decimal fractions. Omar Khayyam, whose name in the West is The week starts out with an On a lighter note, WI~dl1lesljay sh()winl!. This is a free sh()wi:ng associated only with his Ruba'iyat, was a great He evening on Monday, Oc- night at 10 p.m.. in Winnett Lounge open to the Caltech in classified equations of the third degree into 25 categories and nu­ tober will be two dem- is the kick-off of Comedy Un-. Baxter Lecture HalL The or~~an.lZ­ merically solved equations of the first and second degree and geo­ onstrations conducted by eminent plugged, a series ofnights designed ers of Wellness is a metrically solved, with conic sections, equation of the third degree. masters ofthe physical arts. First is to let students laugh their stress long and lengthy list, all hope that Between them, alchemists Al-Razi and Jabir discovered Nitric acid, the massage class and dem.o, fol­ away. There will be comedy, jug­ you can attend some or all of the Hydrochloric acid and soap. Ibn-Sina's (Avicenna) medicaltreatises lowed by a demonstration of glingand otheramusements, as well events planned for next week. were the standard medical texts in the West for many centuries. biofeedback. Curious as to what as refreshing mocktails. Western historians have longviewed the development ofEuropean civilization as a continuous thread from Greek and Roman civiliza­ tion down to the presentWestern culture with an ill-understood hiatus in the dark ages. This view assumes that after the downfall of the Roman Empire, the works of Greek authors were suppressed but preserved by the only to rediscovered to usher in the Ages and Renaissance. History speaks otherwise. In twelfth-century Europe, the dominant scientific influences derived from works of Al-Ghazzali, Ibn-Sina and The works of Aristotle and Plato did directly transfer to the Europeans; translatedinto Latin from Arabic, having been translated from Greek to Arabic three centuries ago. standard on Plato and Aristotle were Sina and UJlJI ft,,,,,,,,,. Later, works Khuwarizmi filtered into and fueled the science. Islamic science was to the scientific revolution in the West. How many ofus few. western view of of ofIslamic scientists. best scarce this fact from and from our perception of science is a massive historical

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tunity (and there was much rejoic­ ing). The men faced conference ri­ vals Redlands, Claremont and Cal Lutheran as well as other less im­ portant teams. While the Beaver After the cross-country team butts are still aching from the "suffered" through the beach-front spankingthey receivedfrom the hot accommodationsfor theirfirst meet and talented squads from Redlands in Santa Barbara, the Stormin' andparemont, the men did stomp CaltechBeavershosted their annual on Cal Lutheran as well as the invitational meet in the Lower Ar­ Beavers favorite whipping-team royo Park. The competition for the from LIFE Bible College. Andy men proved to be slim as the team Zug-led the wayover the five-mile coastedto victory by taking the first course in 28:11, while sophomore six places as a single pack known Schuyler Cullen showed that he is only in long-forgotten lore as the up-and-coming by running a smart Beaver Stampede. Legend has it as 29:41. AJ Lavin, Mike Pejic and being even rarer than the supposed The Beaver herd stampedes across freshman Mike Vogel rounded out frozen-pumpkin blue flash thing. the finish line attheCaltech Invitational. the Be!lver top five. The Beaver women faced a dif­ TheWomen came to the meet the ferent story as both La Verne and from his car and called rude names ready to race. Alice Chan sported Mount Saint Mary's colleges came afterheinterferedwith the progress brand-new racing flats, Amy with lean and mean teams that gave ofthe women's race. The meetwas Hansen ate a nutritious breakfast, no respect whatsoever to the home won by a one-point margin by La and Betsy Barton blood-doped. team and (quite rudely) beat them. Verne. Tobe Corazzini was once again the Despite this, several ofthe Caltech Aftertwo hilly and dusty courses, number one runner for the women, women ran excellent races, led by the team begged Coach "Jimbo finishing the 5k course in 22:23. thefearless Tobe"TobarTetrazzini" Ryan" to run on the well-watered Close behind was Amy "Capt'n" Corazzini. In an ugly incideI,lt, one turf of La Mirada Park. The Biola Hansen in 22:46, with Ginger Tobe Corazzini, AimmeeSmith, andAMyHansen (right to left) leadthe Beaver obnoxious spectator was pulled Invite offered just such an oppor- Garcia, Tristy Kibbey and Betsy women in the Caltech Invitational. Bartonfilling out the topfive. After the race, itappeared thatAmywould be disqualified for using a perfor­ mance-enhancing drug but it was ­ later learned that it was only a Power-Bar. The women smoked Redlands and lost by a close margin to La Verne. Itshould be noted that with dual meet scoring and without the absence of the top five runner, Aimee Smith, the women would have almost put La Vemein their place.- The next test for the Beaver Harriers is tomorrow in the eight­ way dual meet at La Mirada. Both men and women look to place well (i.e. kick some but.)

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Tuesdays in the Benioff Conference Room InternationalFolkDucing-Tuesday night $60,000 international essay contest on the Gamingclubmemng! - Friday, October 16 Estimated hours per week: 10. If you are (Rm. 256 S. Mudd). Forall levelsofknitters. in theDabneyLounge. Beginninginstruction future of computing. The contest is open to at 7:30 in SAC room# 33 (gaming room). interested, please call extension x8351 and Come and join us. starts at 7:30 pm; intermediate at 8:00 pm undergraduate and graduate students. First Play games and eat the free food! ask for David Penny or PeggyFahnestock. and open dancing takes place from 9:00 till prize is $10,000 and a NCR notebook com­ Preschool Playgroup - The Caltech midnight. Donations are accepted for more puter. For more information, send requests Caltech-JPL Flying Club (AACIT) - The Women'sdubsponsorsstructured activities information call Mike Mckenna (310) 692­ to [email protected]. Caltecb-JPL Flying Club will bold its 1992 for mother's, father's and their children, on 0366. fall membership meeting at 7:30 pm on Friday Prayer - Prayers organized by Tuesday, October 20 in the Caltech Villa Hughes Predoctoral Fellowships - The Wednesday, October 21, in room 269 Caltech Muslim Students are held in the Apartments, from lOamto noon. Forfurther Isrneli Folk Ducing - Sunday in Winnett HowardHughesMedical Institutewill award Lauritsen Hall at Caltech. A brief member­ Caltech V lounge at 12:30 pm every Friday. information contact Valerie Murray at 287­ lounge, Beginning instruction starts at 7:30 66fellowships towarda M.S., Ph.D. orSc.D. ship meeting will be followed by a presen­ 8960. pm, intermediate at 8:00 and open dancing degree in biologicalsciences. Thefellowships tation given by a representative oftheAngel ClIIItecb Hillel/JewishCommumityWeeldy , gores onfrom 8:30to10:30,Forinformation provide an annual stipend of $14,000 and a Flight Organization. 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Call (202)334-2872 for November 14. Also planned is a trip to Sunday at 10 am in Winnett lounge. Sacra­ needed. For more information call David an application. Brackett airport on December 1 to see the ment ofReconciliation(confession) is given Hills at 354-8741. Budweiser Blimp. For more information 20minutes before masses. Refreshments are JPUCECArtFair- Friday, Oct. 16from 3 Fritz B. Burns Prize in Geology - Under­ contact Bob Ferber (4-3463) at JPL or Paul served after mass. t07, Saturday from 9 to 5 and Sunday from 9 Music with James Boyk! - Pianist James graduates in the division of Geological and Carpenter (6126) at Caltech. to 5. For more information read the article in Boyk gives a performance each Wednesday Planetary Sciences are encouraged to apply. Bible Study and Discu,ssion - Every the entertainment section or call (818)354­ from 4:30 to 6 pm in Dabney Lounge. The The award(s) will. be made up to $1,500 for HolidayCrafts Fain- Student Activities is Wednesday at noon in the V lounge. Bring 3418. performance is open to the public and free of thebestproposalsfor undergraduate research sponsoring a craft fair on Dec. 8th and 9th. your own lunch. For more information call charge. Feel free to come late or leave early. in the fields represented by the Division. If Anyoneinterestedin selling orparticipating, Mike Gerfen at 356-4886. "The Two Gentlemen of Verona" - The For more information call x6353. interested,submitashortstatement(lessthan contact Elizabeth Sheiman at x2935 for an CaliforniaShakespeareFestivalwill perform onepage)describing the research you would apI,licatkm or information. Participation is Caltecb Lesbluud Gay Society - Meets Shakespeare'scomedyofinfatuation,rivalry like to do. The submission deadline is De­ to all members of the Caltech commu­ the first and third Tuesdays at 7:30 pm in the and unbridled jealousy. In Beckman Audi­ cember1, andtheyshouldbesenttoProfessor nity. Health Center Lounge. This confidential torium Saturday, October 17 at 8 pm. For "Procreation ad the Law: Regulating Kerry Sieh, Division Academic Officer, meeting is open to all Caltech community information call x4652. Tickets can be pur­ the New ReproductiveTeclmologles"will Division of Geological and Planetary Sci­ Caltech V Exoomm meeting - The V in­ members looking for a supportive context in chased at the Caltech Ticket Office. be presented by Lori Andrews, a research ences, Mail Stop 252"21. vites anyone who wishes to cosponsor an which to address questions and concerns fellow at the American Bar Foundation in event to attend on the first or third Monday about sexual orientation - including coming The PllSooena Folkduce Co-op offers Baxter'sJudy Library on Thursday, October The Financial Aid Office has applications of each month at 2 pm in the Wes Hershey out,' being out, self-diScovery, coping with beginningand intermediate instructionevery 20 at 4:00 pm. Refreshments will be served. and/or information for the following schol­ lounge on the second floor of Winnett. families.•.. 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