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I, ALIFC)iRNfja J. - - T - Volume XC, Number 15 Pasadena, California February 3, 1989 Techer Dies While On Leave by Stanley Chen Mathematics Competition; As a Darien Lefkowitz, on academ­ freshman, Darien placed thirteenth ic leave from Caltech for the in the nation individually, and the 1987-88 year, was killed last May team finished seventh. in Las Vegas when his roommate's Darien was a member of Dab­ rifle lillegedly misfired. His room­ ney House. He was fairly popular, mate, a member of the National and was elected librarian second Guard, was cleaning his rifle when term. After the 1986-87 academic it went off and hit Darien. Darien year, he was asked by Caltech to died from the gunshot wound. He take a year off. He stayed the sum­ was 19 years old. The incident is mer in a Dabney off"campus <:urrently under investigation. The house, and in September he flewto National Guardsman is under triP Las Vegas. The members of Dab­ for manslaughter. ney House did not hear from him Darien attended Stuyvesant again, and were not informed ofhis High School in New York City. death Ufltil.this September, when Darien was a member ofthe Unit­ they were requested to supply· a ed States' International Mathemat­ character statement for the trial. ics Olympiad teamin 1986. He was Darien had intended to return'· to the\firstfreshman in many years to Caltech for the 1988-89 academic be selected asa member .of the year. Caltech teamfor the W. L. Putllam E. G. Marshall prepares a cup ofcoffee during a lull in the shooting; A well cropped picture ofAngela Lansbury "Murder, She Wrote" They Filmed Proposed by Steve Anderson show needed a college, so the lo­ green corrosion and all, but I An unusual distraction was set cation manager checked out several touched it and discovered it was Byl.aw Changes up on campus this week as the cast locations (and their prices) before rubber. and crew ofMurder, She Wrote did choosing Caltech. They used Location fIlming is not un­ location filming at Caltech. several locations on campus, start­ precedented at Caltech. Many A fair crowd gathered to watch ing Tuesday with Steele as a New Darb and FIem upperclassmen Proposed by4aws changes to be voted on Feb. 10 Angela Lansbury and the magi­ Hampshire Police Station. Wed­ remember Eddie Murphy coming cians of Hollywood craft a small nesday they fIlmed at the Rath­ for a brief shot. in a Beverly Hills BOC Changes New England community out of skeller in the Ath for a restaurant, Cop movie. The cost to the produc­ the buildings of a Pasadena In­ did some shots at Dabney Lounge tion crew for using the campus Article VII, Section 3: stitute. and Gardens, moved to Throop ranges from $2500 to $6000 per The episode, entitled "Alma Pond (with many onlookers) and day. I; A defendant attendfug a healing of the full Board may be acompa­ Murder", stars E. G. Marshall as finished in the library directly Angela Lansbury was perhaps nied by anyone member ofthe Calte.eh community ofhis own choos­ the Dean of a small New England above 22 Gates, where they fIlmed a bit more aloof than Eddie Mur­ ing to keep him company during waiting periods outside of.the college. He and his son become in­ a main character studying Physical phy, DUt she and E. G. Marshall he~g. This person may not witness any part ofthe actual hearing, volved in the show's usual murd­ Review, Volume 144. still managed to sign a few auto­ will be bound to secrecy as set forth in section 3.rfor all witnesses, er. The director is Anthony Shaw, They give a lot of attention to graphs. Other stars on campus for and must not interfere with the normal proceedings of the Board. who happens to be Ms. Lansbury's detail in these shoots. The props the fIlItling included Kate Vernon, son. The show will air in early are very realistic. I had to touch the Dinah ShOre, Jason Beghe, Ralph This bylaw is being rewordedfor purposes ofclarification. For those March. base of a fake statue to make sure Waite, Dana Sparks, Lee De who are notfamilig,r with the procedures ofafull Board hearing, .the The process involved in loca­ it wasnft real. The statue itself ap­ Broux, and David Wilson. old wording was unclear. No changes in the real content are being tion ftlming is fascinating. The peared to be. metal, with slight made. s-.[New item "s".lfpassed, old item "s"(oath) should become item"t"l When a case is reported to the Board by some member ofthec~m­ rmr==' munity, the Board willinfonn·this member ofthe communityiliat the ~is being considered. Ifany grade changes or statuschallges are necessary, the appropriate faculty member or admiDistl'ator And From The Y •• • willben9tiftedofthen~forsuch changes at the c1~ of.the~• This item is beingproposerito remove the apparent lack ofcommuni: cation between the faculty and the BOC. The faculty often feel tlttlt their reported violations disappear into a void, since they have ~. SAT TUTORING-If SAT GARAGE DEMO­ NOON CONCERT way to know that proceedings are going on. This item should be coT}" prep classes don't help raise Community service can be The Caltech Y presents Walker sidered a procedural chaT}ge, (much ofwhich is already in practire scores, why do so many stu­ fun!!! Tomorrow, students will Stories for your listening. enjoy­ though notformally statedanywhere in the by-laws), and not though~ dents spend so much on them? help Haven Hoqse (a half-way ment.. Walker. Stories aJ:"e a ofas something which will affect the way the Board makes deci.si01l$ If you want to help under­ home for abused woment and Pasadena favorite. They playa on cases. privileged kids who CAN do their children) tear down a blend of folk and rock , and well on the SAT with YOUR garage. See theY for more in­ have been known to take re­ help do better, come by and formation. quests! Bring your lunch and check this out. enjoy some music- rain or ASCIT Changes SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!,... shine! BRAD SORENSON-If you No, it's not a Y ski trip, but it Article XIV, Section 8, Part ,(b): missed last year's presentation, IS the mountains. The Y is hav­ PASADENA SYMPHONY­ NOW is your big chance to ing a cookout this sunday on Mt students who enjoy classical b ) The Big T. The Editor will receive a salary of five hundred dvtlats meet the designer ofthe MAZ­ Pinos. Space is limited, so sign music will revel among the ($500) with a maxim'UIIlpossible bonus offour hundred dollars ($400), DA RX-7 in person, and eat up in the Y off e NOW! waves from the Pasadena Sym­ He may appoint a maximum ofthree Assistant Editors who will each. dinner at the ATH too! Brad phony's concert this February receive one hundred dollars($100). The Buiness Manager will receive Sorenson, a prominent local KID SCIENCE-an on-going 11 featuring Haydtis Sympho­ a commission of 5 %on national solicitation ads and 15% [change~ designer and graduate of AC­ project sponsored by the Y, ny no. 22, "The Philosopher," from 20%] on all other ads. The bonus of the Business Manager Pasadena Art Center College of "Science for Kids" involves and Shostakovich's symphony will raise this 15% to 20%. Design- will discuss how de­ Caltech students in elementary No. 4in C minor; Limited num­ sign can significantly affect the school science demonstrations. beroftickets available at the Y For bonuses to be paid the publications must be distributed no lat¢t success of a product or busi­ For example: students last week for $3.00-first-come first than the deadlines setforth in Section 9.. Thi~ change puts the respo".~ ness. This AMETEK co­ helped neighboring elementary served. sibility ofgetting the yearbook out on time in the hands ofboth the sponsored forum follows soon students calculate the "density of Editors and the Business Manager. after the previous evening with seawater."Ifyou're sick offeel­ COMMUNITY SERVICE­ Bill Barry who explored the is­ ing dumb about your classes, students interested in helping the sue ofmarketing. There is limit­ COme by the Y and find out p-qmeless and Qthervolullteer continued on page 9 ed seating, so signup early at the about future demonstrations. efforts should come by the Y for Y. more information. ~ 2 February 3, 1989 The California Tech 1----statements----- ing and inviting joint effort with the environment where 850 points of as well give me the rest ofit, right? ASCIT Vice­ administration rather than assum­ light may shine brightly. . It's kind of hard to convince Director for ing the traditional role of oppo­ - To say the pledge of allegi- people that you don't really know sition. ance before every meeting of the to elect you to anything. Even if Social President/ In conclusion, I ask for support IHC (I'm flexible on this one). you don't plan to vote for me (you in my effort through your vote, as -No new taxes (read my lips). hoser) your ballot is still important, DOC well as through your active partic­ In the past year, while my op- so please VOTE on Monday. Activities ponents have been carrying cards Thanks. ipation in upholding our system Mike Salisbury Chairman here at Caltech. to and fro, I have served on the Dave Park I guess I could go through all Board of Directors under the I know most of you start read- of the reasons I think I will do a Jerry Hauck Weaver administration. Since my ing the shortest statement first. So, good job as ASCIT Social Direc­ The ideals and standards that ASCIT arrival at Caltech in 1986, this I'm gonna make this one really tor, but you heard most everything have developed under the Honor campus has enjoyed over two years short. Ok, straight to my point a couple weeks ago from me. System provide the necessary sup­ Secretary ofpeace and prosperity. Yes, when now. I don't know if you feel the Briefly, I've served a term as AS­ port and justification for a substan­ others were handing out furloughs same. But I feel that Caltech is too CIT Treasurer so I know how AS­ tial portion of the freedoms we Pamela Mai Katz Rosten to repeat offenders in Mas- house oriented. In a small school CIT works. I know several excercise at Caltech. The Chair­ I am running for ASCIT Secre­ sachusetts, when still others were like Caltech, everyone should get members of administration in­ man must invest a tremendous tary for a number ofreasons. First diverting funds from illegal arms to know each other. And there's not volved with Student Affairs which amount of effort and devotion in of all, I care about this school. In sales into a war that nobody wants, enough activities where we can get will hopefully help get permission order to protect and maintain our return for the knowledge and where was Marty? But when it together as "techers". Anyway, for activities. And most important­ simple system of trust. I strongly growth that I have gained at came down to making Caltech a what I'm trying to say is, we should ly, I'm willing to do all ofthe busy­ feel that Gabriela Cornejo's term as Caltech, I would like to make better place to live, Marty was be "techers" first. Once we got that work involved with this job. That Chairman has been well spent by Caltech a better place for all of its there. straight then we can be Darbs, is, organizing the ASCIT Formal, dispelling inaccurate visions ofthe students. Second, I feel that I Vote for me. I am not a wimp. Flems, Lloydies, Moles, Page working with the Y and the house Board's processes and instituting a would be an asset to the BOD be­ Steve Farris Boys, Rudds, and Scurves. Well, social teams to organize other number ofnew programs. She has cause I have both good ideas and Among the offices that youll be this is getting longer than I antici­ campus-wide parties/events, as allowed the community to place a good intentions. Last, but not least, voting for on Monday is that ofIn- pated. So, now to my main point. well as proposing many ideas of new faith in the system that had I would be a responsible and or­ terhouse Committee Chairman. If elected, I'll do my best to keep my own and being receptive to been lost in recent years. As Chair­ ganized secretary. A lot of people seem not to a good relationship between the other's ideas. That's everything in man, I intend to use my two years In case you are wondering if I know or care very much about the "techers" and the Student Houses. a nutshell. I will do my best to do of experience with the Board to have any political experience, for mc, but it actually is rather impor- So, vote e~rly, vote often! a good job, and I'd appreciate your continue the trend set, and provide the past year I have held the office tanto ASCIT, especially as embod- Dave Jeitner support on Monday. members ofthe community with a of Caltech Women's Glee Club ied in the President, is responsible I'll try to keep this short so you strengthened sense ofthe reliabili­ Treasurer and have had many new for representing the student body can get on with reading Bloom ty ofthe Honor System. I am aware ideas to improve the quality ofthe as a whole. The mc's job, headed County. of shortcomings currently ex­ Glee Club. In addition, I have at­ by its Chairman, is to deal with My name's Dave leitner and I'm THE CALIFORNIA TECH perienced, but feel confident that tended many of the ASCIT BOD matters concerning the seven running for IHC Chairman. Volume XC • Number 15 with the aid of the full Board and meetings, and I feel that I under­ Houses. The obvious one is Rota- Of the people running for this February 3, 1989 the entire community, most stand how it all works. tion, but strange things happen now office, I have, by far, the most ex­ problems can be minimized. I So vote for me in the election and then (like RFs and the infa- perience on the IHC. I have been EDITORS 0' THE WEEK strongly advocate a higher degree I'll Jared Bronski and give it my all. Thank you. mous White Paper) which also a part of the two previous Inter­ Oscar Duran ofinteraction between the Board of draw the attention of the IHC. house Committees. Two years ago, Control and the community. The IHC To chair the IHC, you want a on the Ath Team, I stood in as my REPORTERS need for clear homework and test person who has a commitment to House representative at numerous Stanley Chen policies is evident, as well as the student government. Even though IHC meetings. And, during the Steve Anderson need for increased student aware­ Chairman you don't know me from a roadkill, past year, I was there as a Presi­ ness and responsibility concerning Marty O'Brien I'm telling you that I am that per- dent myself. PHOTOGRAPHS personal and institute property. I Good morning. Today, on son. Although I haven't held office, I have had extensive interaction Marc Turner, ed hope an active Board can enable the Pearl Harbor Day, you will all be I've been attending mc and AS- with the MOSH's Office, the Hous­ Steve Anderson community to resolve these and called upon to help shape the future CIT meetings for the past two years ing Office, and the Deans' Office other problems. of undergraduate life at Caltech, in whenever I could (and whenever representing student opinions about ENTERTAINMENT The Chairman also plays a key part by electing a new IHC Chair­ some dork didn't change the meet-everything from the proposed new Andrew Hsu, ed support figure in undergraduate man to take us into the 1990's. Such ing time without telling anyone). I off-campus roompick rules to the Danny Rintoul Nick Smith student government. As ASCIT a duty should not be taken lightly, am currently the Board ofControl room improvement program ofthe Vice-president, I intend to help the so all voters should make an effort Representative for Ricketts House infamous White Paper. SPORTS Board of Directors address issues to become better informed about all -- being on the Board takes time My position as a House Presi­ Scott Kister, ed that affect the whole ofthe student ofthe prospective candidates. With and demands a dedication to the dent has given me experience in Scott Karceski population. The knowledge and ex­ that in mind, for the 1989-90 In­ Honor System and to the welfare chairing meetings-house meet­ Lanny Boswell perience I have gained through my terhouse Committee Beer Drinking of the student body (I'm also run- ings, VCC meetings, and Ex­ Carol Mullenax interaction with the administration and Doughnut Eating Society, ning unopposed for BOC Secre- Comm meetings - experience that and faculty will be a valuable tool I promise: tary, so be careful not to circle NO I could use as the IHC Chairman. PRODUCTION in representing the needs and - To make this a kinder, gen­ by mistake when you vote for that There's only one other thing Nick Smith desires of the students. Again, I tler campus, and to resolve in good office...). The way I figure it, my that I can say. Ifelected, I will do Donald Finnell hope to be instrumental in the ef­ faith the impending ice-machine Scott Snyder attending the ASCIT Budget Meet- my best to represent the student Andrew Hsu fort to coordinate community inter­ crises and referee scandals. ing (long and boring) when I had body as a whole, and to make the action. Although ASCIT is a - To treat all the house presi­ absolutely no reason to is easily next IHC an effective one. BUSINESS MANAGER separate entity, I feel some results dents with respect, promote cam­ worth half ofyour vote, and since So remember me - Dave Gavin Claypool could best be obtained by welcom- pus unity, and help create an you can't split your vote, you might leitner-on Monday. 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when you come by to pick up your be someone to do the dirty work." than enough time. time (and promises to return it). Athletics letters. If elected, we'll work to I thought that the job sounded like Glenn Eychaner has no qualifica­ make sure Warren retires this year. a great opportunity, and besides, I P.S. If we don't win, it's Brad's tions (but we all have to start We'd appreciate your support on had always wanted to get more in­ fault. somewhere). Manager Monday, dudes. volved in ASCIT activities ... Ken Andrews, Glenn Eychaner, Scott Kister So, here I am, down on my knees begging you for any support Erik Hille, Eugene Lit, and Ed Director of Since you are reading this state­ Frosh Nanale ment, you are probably trying to you can give in the upcoming elec­ tion. Thanks. If we are elected as Activities Academic decide which candidate to vote for, Director­ Chairmen (the movie people), we for ASCIT Athletic Manager. Ac­ Hoyt Hudson promise: cording to the little t (last year's), Vote for me for Frosh Director 1) We will never make a mis­ Affairs the duties are handing out letters, at-Large at Large because it is my destiny. take (but we can't speak for Brad, Ashoke "Bappa" Mukherji go~between acting as a for the Ath­ Jason Curtis Thanks. of course). The TQFR is dead, but all is not letic Department and ASCIT, and Hi! My name is Jason Curtis 2) We will conduct a scientific lost. Fortunately, we now have the making recoIl}ll1endations about In­ and I'm running for the office of survey to determine the fine tastes CLUE, a superior publication. The terhouse and Discobolus sports. Frosh Director at Large. Activities of our discretionary audience new format of the CLUE address­ Because of my participation in A weekor two ago, one of the (which mayor may not have a es some ofthe problems that form­ varsity sports and my position as friendly upperclassmen said to me, Chairman bearing on the movies we select). erly existed, but I believe that there sports editor ofthe Tech, I have ex­ "Hey frosh! You're on Andrea.Mejia, Pete Wenzel 3) We will advertise a short fea­ is still room for improvement. perience in dealing with the Ath­ Pass/Fail ...Why don't you find Mike Ricci, and Rob Padula ture with each fIlm (which might As the forward says, the letic Department. I also have ideas something constructive to do with We are running for ASCIT Ac­ be the one we actually show). primary reasons for this report to about improving Interhouse and your time?" So, like an obedient lit­ tivities Chairpeople. 4) We promise to lower admis­ exist is to "provide students with in­ Discobolus competition, including tle frosh, I sat down to think what Why should you vote for us? sion prices (for anyone under formation which might affect their changes to increase participation. I could do with my spare time. Well, we have good taste in mo­ 3 feet, 6 inches tall, Irene ex, course selection; and, provide You should vote for me on Having heard that it was almost vies. We. also are willing to listen cluded). faculty with useful feedback on the Monday, because I have the ex­ time to sign up for ASCIT elec­ to your suggestions for movies; we 5) We promise Jour responsi­ effectiveness of their teaching perience necessary; and I would tions, I decided that it would be a even invite them. ble, enthusiastic, qualified, and methods." In order to do this more like to improve the inter-house very good use ofmy time to run for We promise no lame shorts reasonably intelligent projectionists effectively, I believe that the competitions. (and hopefully become) Frosh (such as the "Ride of the (willing to keep all of the above CLUE should be expanded to in­ Director at Large. Valkyries"). We also will play the promises), and Erik Hille. clude all three terms, not just the Nancy Hua and Not being completely fool­ Ed Nanale was one of the Ac­ spring term. In this way, students Emmeline Naranjo shorts before the movie, not after hardy, I decided to try and fmd out it, as has happened in the past. tivities Chairmen for the past year. will be provided with more infor­ We want to be ASCIT Athletic what it is that Frosh Director does. One ofus is a frosh, and there­ Kenneth Andrews has been a mation about elective classes that Managers. We are actively in­ Upon consulting a past little t fore has plenty oftime. Another is projectionist for the. Cinematech are only offered. on<;e a year and volved with intercollegiate and in­ (something many frosh have never working on the mUSical, and in a film series for about a year; Eugene classes that have different profes­ tramural sports. The job isn't that seen), I found that (quoting liber­ couple of weeks will have lots of Lit is involved with Cinematech as sors each term. Additionally, difficult, and a team oftwo will en­ ally) "0ge ofthe directors is always free time. The other two consider well. Erik Hille (not listed on the .faculty members that do not teach sure that someone will be here a freshman, just so therel1 always the movies a lot more interesting ballot) has been collecting money third term will also find the CLUE than trolling, and thus have more at Cinematech movies for some useful. HAPPY HOUR at the dentist? .@ HEWLETT-PACKARD ~i~ Meet the Recruiters See Dr. Richard S. 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We're also looking 4B-130, CN 1300, Piscataway, Bellcore for creative talent with PhD NJ 08854. An equal @Bell Communications Research degrees in Mathematics, opportunity employer. The California Tech February 3, 1989 5 entertainment------I Aside from the cover,the book is pretty good, although· very Fun Tips peculiar. You see, these funny lit­ by Andrew Hsu tle men who claim to come from under~ That's rightfolks, ifwriting fpr another planet are living the Tech is becoming your lowest neath a gold mine in western Cana­ priority in life, face theconse­ da and, while sponsoring crackpot quences of reading another article political groups to keep the curious about my favorite topic (next. to away, are working on a doomsday science, that is) - music. [This is plan to wipe out most of humani­ provided that you have already ty. Into all this wanders our hero read the Bloom County and Insnide (Bart Dybig), and the reader soon World and an~ about to use this is­ deduces that the hero's father was sue of the Tech to line your gar­ one of the funny little men. The bage can.] The lesson to be learned hero (and the reader) also soon no­ from this article is that even ifyour tice that there are a lot of holes in musical ability is no greater than the various stories told by the little playing the stereo, there are still men, and that something smells ample opportunities to listen to like month-old fish. For instance, great music on campus. Ofcourse, most of the slaves kept to do the in this day and age ofhidden mean­ work think they died and were ings, the subliminal message as­ brought back from the dead as sociated with the article is that if much as centuries earlier...but you are tired of reading about theydon't quite remember the right events that excite my senses, why things. The underground complex don't you do something interesting is supposed to be thousands of and write about it for a future is­ years old, but can't be, for a num­ sue of the Tech? ber of reasons. So it stands to rea­ Anyway, enough preaching. son that the plot to destroy all of The Caltech Y's weekly noon con­ humanity must be a hoax, right? cert series continues this Friday Kodo, the Heartbeat Drummers offTapan, will be at Beckman Auditorium tonight. Well ...no. That part is true. They with a band called Walker Stories. just lied about the frills. A fine assortment offolk and rock The Earth LOrds continues the songs will be sure to make even the know thatdo this? Tonight will be Finally, on Saturday evening, tendency that Gordon Dickson has most indigestible food tolerable. f'ir last show here in the area and theCaltech Jazz Bands, under the ofputtinga superhuman character Onthesu~ectofnoonconcerts,rr a 'rding to my sources atthe pub­ direction ofBill Bing, will be play­ at the center of the' story. This you enjoyed last week's band, the li~ ·ents office, tickets are expect­ ing a concert at Ramo auditorium. makes it a little hard to identify Bedshredders - the Shredders will ed (0 sell out so buy your tickets The performance will feature Reviews with Bart, but at least this time the be playing on Feb. 10 at the 'Cage. now. Don't miss your one chance charts by artists too famous to men­ story is about people. even more Walker Stories certainly is definite­ to see the Kodo percussion ensem­ tion. The jazz bands are always by Nick Smith superhuman than the protagonist, ly another band that adds proof to ble.You might have to fly to JaP!Ul quite entertaining to listen to and The Earth Lords so it isn't as obvious. Bart is my theory that bands with silly to see them again. Call x4652 for the admission is always free. by GOrdon Dickson stronger and smarter than normal names play great music. Don't miss more information. What's more, going to the jazz Ace, $3.95 human beings, but compared to the it. In the event that tickets do sell band concert will allow you to meet First off, this book has one of little men (the Lords of the story Later tonight, the friendly pep­ out, or if ypur musical tastes lean ·the infamous Dave Cole. Bring the stupidest covers rve seen in title) and the best of their Hybrid ple at OPE, the people that never more towards traditional western your friends and loved ones and years. The artist not only didn't offspring, Bart is almost a wimp. fail to mention that·the Caltech music, the office ofstudent affairs swing the night away. read the story, but apparently for­ The story contains several community is eligible'for amazing will be sponsoring a chamber mus­ Unquestionably, finding a var­ got eve~ghe was told about it. twists and surprises, as well a!! a discounts to OPE events, proudly ic concert in Ramo auditorium. iety of music on campus is much The cover depicts a bunch of lot of underground politics (notto sponsor Kodo, Heartbeat Drum­ Performing tonight will be various easier than trying to fmd an advi­ melfieval Tolkien-clone dwarves mention a. tiistory lesson on the mers ofJapan. What makes these ensembles that were coached by sor during drop day. What's more, and a medieval man wandering Holy Roman Empire). I can't say. percussionists so special? For one, Delores Bing as part ofthe PA31b music is one of those campus ac­ around outside a picturesque forest that it's one of Dickson's best they playa varietyofpercussive in­ chamber music class. The concert tivitiesthat seems to bring together keep. Not bad, but it's mainly a books, but it's still a better than struments, including a. 900 pound will include works by Telemann, all forms ofthe Caltech communi­ science fiction story taking place average book, as long as you don't drum that they thoughtfully Stamitz, Haydn, Quantz, Arnold, ty, whether it be staff, grad stu­ underground in 19th-century look at the cover. brought all the way from Japan to and various Bachs. Admission to dents, undergrads, and even Canada! play at Caltech. Second, these guys this concert is free and so is the faculty. devote their lives to their art, liv­ reception that follows Last week's ing communally in an isolated is­ chamber music concert in Dabney land off the sea of Japan and Hall was almost completely packed spending each day practicing their so do plan to arrive early to get a art. How many drummers do you good seat. VITH&&H. Semiconductor Corp. Coming to Caltech ATIENTION MATH STUDENTS: Februaq 10 & 13, 1989

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Dabney: beeing me Congratulations to the following importaQt (and not so itnportant) newly elected officers, members of a totally-new ExComm:

President: Jon "Escher's pooper scooper" Hanlkins Vice-President: Rus "danlffiit, it's Thursday" May Secretary: David "I am not uptight, but don't take my towel" Edwards Treasurer: Pete "what day is it/Ebenezer Scrooge" Wyckoff Social Vice-President:· Robert "the pimp" Hanna Athletic Manager: Dean "the jock" Brettle Chemist: Dave "a condom in every box" Bourgeois

In accordance with currentpolitical practice, the investigative report­ ing division found out the following things about Jon Hanlkins: 1) he has .tie-dye underwear, 2) he wears nail polish on his toes, 3) he often finds women's underwear in his laundry, and 4) he uses the women's restroom whenever he possibly can. Too bad we didn't learn all this before we elect­ ed him president. This weekend is the unofficial Dabney House relieve your stress/spend So they're off to see the wizard. The scarecrow a day with Steve Anderson session. Come out in force and destroy a house needed a brain, the tin man needed a heart, and and/or Steve! the lion needed courage. They later came across a I think we have witnessed the complete transformation of Jon "Butt guy that needed psychiatric help, but they left him Licker" McGill. Though Tracy is the pinhead, I think Jon is going to be Rus' true replacement. I mean after getting his. hands (and head) stuck behind figuring they had enough problems, with Life- be in it! in all kinds ofdark, damp holes, raising shower graffiti to a new art form, the witch and all. and single-handedly consuming half ofTracy Fu's J.D. Award, what more is there to do? Alright, he doesn't have a 30 year-old girlfriend yet, but rm sure he's working on it. Unless, of course, his new librarianship is satisfying him. It's anming how quickly he changed his mind about wanting to take care of all those "books". I have been criticzed lately that my Inside Worlds have been too narnby­ o pamby and not offensive enough. Well, neverone to disappoint my fans (or cater to my critics), I wish to describe:

Foreplay in Dabney House Alley 1: An hour of tutoring a bruin (or is that a bruinette?). Alley 2: Sharing a bottle of vodka. Alley 3: Tickling on a waterbed. Alley 4: "Katrin/Jackie, rm home." Alley 5: Playing with an 18K gold slinky. Alley 6: Eight hours of Elvis music. Alley 7: Cooking something Oriental and foul-smelling. 317 S. Holliston: Sharpening Miriam Yee's axe. 360 S. Hollist()n: SOIll~thing ""hich is too disgusting to print, but which involves several pounds Of cheese.

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Yes, its true, the amazing nitro-bumin' tire-scorchin' Fleming Insnide World is back, but with a few changes. First change is that Y()ung Fan­ some is no longer with us. Kent has gone from silly sophmorehood to jammin juniordom. What with AMa 95, or as I always used to call it, THE CLASS FROM.HELL WITH:OUT A TEXTB00I<.,(but then I got an 'A' first term, so my opinion is probably a bit higher than most other people's), and all, he doesn't have enough time to spend hours and hours creating a literary masterpiece such as the one you are now reading. On the other hand, no longer will he be around to corrupt me and force me After seeing the Mr. Electroshock Home to put in wild sexist meanderings, and vague innuendos about Linda Schlueter, so things should be a lot cleaner this year. (Dam.) Therapy Kitadvertised on TV, Bill immediately House News: Let's get this out ofthe way, shall we? As usual we're ordered it, and now he's ready to try it out on stomping all the other houses into the ground in both Discobolus, and Interhouse. (not that we would admit it ifwe weren't, but we are, so nyahh.) his troubled son. Liz Warner (a.k.a. SuperGirl) took first in long jump, and she lives in my alley so I thought rd mention her. Wine and Candlelight is coming continued on page 9 ."~.··~eei~~··~~W,:' BEER

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by Danny Rintoul Stay Awake Various Interpretations of Mus­ by Andrew Usu you realize why those guitar riffs than an authentic replica of Elvis old Zeppelin tunes borders more on ic from Vintage Disney Films You find yourself in at a club, sounded so familiar - the band is during his Vegas years. He even ska than actual reggae, the end A&M Records the place is packed. After listening playing Led Zeppelin tunes, only sings like him too. result is quite daI\ceable, or at the Chances are that you haven't to a DJ that plays exclusively in the reggae-mon time... Now if you think that Elvis very least enjoyable. Their version noticed this record before on your P-funk and other 70's music, a Ladies and Gentlemen, wel­ singing Led Zeppelin tunes is a bit of Stairway to Heaven should not outings to Poo-Bahs or any of the band takes the stage. They look like come to a night ofDread Zeppelin strange, consider this: Elvis Pres­ be missed. other local record establishments. a bunch ofguys that just came back at the 'Cage. Inspired by the lack ley and Jimmy Page's birthdays are But don't take my word for it. It sits in the "Collections" rack or from filming a Monty Python of quality heavy metal reggae/ska only one day apart. Coincidence or Come see Dread Zeppelin with perhaps the "Various Artists" bin movie about a band that played in tunes, a deep adoration for Led karma? You decide. Tortelvis on lead vocals, Ed along with most ofthe unclassifia­ the 60's, except for that one guy Zeppelin, and the possibilities of After playing to consistently Zeppelin as the reggae-mon, Carl ble junk nowadays. Even if you with the dreadlocks. The DJ stops having a tremendous amount of packed crowds at the 'Cage, there Ja on lead guitar, Ja Paul Jo doing had seen it you would have been playing tunes and the band begins fun, the members ofDread Zeppe­ is no doubt that the band can rhythm, Put-Mon playing bass, and unlikely to buy it, it being a bunch to play riffs that sound vaguely lin have formed a band that will im­ deliver a great show. Not only is "Cheese" on drums. They play the of old Disney songs. Well, here's familiar, yet distinctively reggae. press a wide variety ofclub-goers, the band musically tight, but the 'Cage tonight at 10:30 p.m. The the real story. Then the most bizzare thing hap­ from your typical metal head to members of the band seem to be 'Cage is located next to the Ice­ Stay Awake consists ofa rather pens - an Elvis impersonator joins your ska-ankers. What's more, having a good time on stage, which house on Mentor Ave; for more in­ motley collection ofartists ranging the rest of the band on stage and women seem to be attracted to the is not always the case with some formation, call 355-6579. See you from the gravelly blues of Tom begins to sing. Almost instantly, band as the frontman is none other bands. While their interpretation of there. Waits to the rock sounds of Los Lobos to the operatic soprano of Yma Sumac. Over 20 artists were asked to do their own version of some old Disney classic that they liked, and the finished product was as much brilliant as it was original. The highlights on the album LAUNCH YOUR were the songs that were liberally interpreted by their performers. Waits' "Heigh Ho" was one of these. It had a rather gloomy fatalistic feel to it that you could CAREERIN well imagine a bunch ofminers go­ ing down to the mines every day would have, Some ofthe more up­ beat songs were even more fun than the originals, such as "Cruel­ LONDON la DeVille" by the Replacements, "I Wanna Be Like You" by Los Lo­ bos, and "Castles in Spain" by With An International Internship. Buster Poindexter. The magic touch was still there, however, in the sweeter songs. Be a part of an exciting work-study Suzanne Vega's a capella "Stay Awake" is easily as good as Julie program for juniors, seniors and graduate Andrew's Mary Poppins hit, and students. Bonnie Raitt's "Baby Mine" was certainly better than anything that For 15 unforgettable weeks, you'll live I remembered from Dumbo. The only real letdown on the album was in beautiful Kensington in central London. Ringo Starr's "When You Wish Upon A Starr". But then again, You'll begin with full-time study at fully what can you really expect from Ringo. accredited Richmond College. Then, The point is that this is a really great album, and we could all use you'll build valuable job skills and gain a little more Disney in our lives. So if you're just too embarrassed international experience working in such to buy the originals, this is a good desirable fields as business, advertising, way to get your Disney fix while politics, law and journalism. still feeling good about yourself. For more information about a semester J anv (JlMtonv g-aifo.r­ that could launch your career, fill out and 3519 E. COLORADO BLVD PASADENA mail the coupon below. (818) 793-2582 Hours: 9:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m . American Institute For Foreign Study® . TAILORING for LADIES & GENTLEMEN 102 Greenwich Ave.,Greenwich, CT 06830 ALTERAnONS RESTYLING • 1-800-727-AIFS INVISIBLE REWEAVING Special rales for Callech/JPL community

YES, I'm interested in launching my career in London by taking LOWEST AIR FARES part in Richmond College's International Internship Program. Name: _ Address: _ ~Qme'i:.\\c &. City: _ State: _ ZIP: _ International Phone: _ Call (818) 794-0210 FREE WORLD TRAVEL CIT 1550 E. Elizabeth St., Pasadena The California Tech February 3, 1989 9 continued from page 7 up, so all you women in other houses should go out and seduce a Flem while there's still time. After all, where else can you wear that prom dress? Odyssey Movie night is this weekend,' current votes for Porn Movie Choice put Rnnouncements © L. Taka 1986 Insatiable out in front, or rather on the pool table. (Wap. Wap. Wap.) Things that piss me off: FIRE ALARMS, The Housing Office, the fact that AMa95 doesn't have a book yet, and the pamphlets it does have are the worlds worst photocopies. (Yeah, sure. Cohen and Saffman are going to write a book.), women who wear baggy clothes, the French, people who tell me to shave my back (yeah, like I can really reach...), the "lost episodes" of The Honeymooners, and the word "moist." Today, fm going to address the first problem, the GODDAMN FIRE ALARMS. As we all know, because the housing office really cares about us students (Honest!), it decided to install hair-trigger fire alarms, so that in case there was ever a fire, we wouldn't believe it. Unfortunately, the housing office bought these alarms from Omar the Tentmaker, hence their high degree of reliability. (You know, not going off if you actually set fire to something, but going off if you play your stereo too loud.) are for the feeble-minded At any rate, here is how to fix your fire alarm. the next time it goes off. First, get two popsicle sticks. (For you frosh, that's of piece of wood about ten times longer and about the same thickness as your penis.) Next, find a fire alarm that's going off. (This is the easy part.) Gently insert the popsicle stick in the middle ofthe bottom ofthe grill over the buzzer portion of the, alarm. If you do it right,the alarm will change from ASSASDFYJJGHFUGH to hggghjkggkkjg. Which is still too loud, to sleep through, but at least you won't be deaf anymore. Repeat as necessary until you run out of fire alarms.

Next Week: How to un-re-wire the stove fans so that they don't go on when you use the stove. (For those ofyou who don't like living inside a jet engine.)

-NeanderFlem (Everyone's Favorite Flem­ Well, Maybe Everyone's Furriest Flem) Ricketts: After what turned out to be a rather messy Since. I have co~e to Caltech, I have learned to challenge authority, to fiasco, Ted decides to return his Mr. Brain que~tlOn the ObVIOUS, to understand the imperceptible, and yet, I feel that Surgeon kit, and get his $19.95 refunded. my mtegrity, my capacity to shrewdly judge the people around me, my continued on page 11

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AM·S PM SATURDAYS 10·' 10 February 3,1989 The California Tech sports Beaver Fever Continues by Lanny Boswell After a tough loss against Po­ Saturday, the Beavers played and Ahle each put in 6, with Hill­ mona on the road, the Beaver Paciftc Christian at home, in an at­ yard scoring 5. While lack ofsleep basketball team was unable to turn tempt to put the team back on the due to midterm week was a T I J T; I' 'V"-t.A-~,H~ t ! t , ~ .. .,-- things around for a victory at home winning track. After a strong ef­ problem mentioned by some ofthe ~--,.~~~".,..r-.-i. 4--­ against Redlands, Friday. Support­ fort, the Beaver team was disap­ team, it was not a problem for ....~-.--~~~ i J I i I ed by a large turnout in the stands, pointed by a 62-50 loss. High seniors Brad and Aram, who did .. --,.....-.- ...... - ...... - .....-....----... , ! 'j I ...-.+ -.- -+-- the Beavers played an inspiring scores for the game came from not even know that midterm were , I, I ftrst half, trailing by only one in the Swanson with 11, Papa with 10, here. .. ..- ~--+- ~- ~- r _.~ '!~I- 'r. 7 .... -~ t'--~-.--r ftrst twenty minutes of play. Bill Kaloustian with 9, and Karceski All three games featured efforts +- .,. ,.. '~ ~ ..._~-. +- "The Giant" Swanson led the ftrst with 8. Scott, Able, and Hillyard by Randy Ralph and strong bench ',',1,1'"• i· j', ....I I•r-".-; half scoring with 17 points, includ­ combined for a total of 12 points. support by Dan Kollmorgen and ~ ! r i ! ,,;. T ing seven out ofnine from the free On the road against Whittier, "The Four" (Alex Duncan, John -..- r- ~-.- +- f, I throw line. In the second half the the Beavers had trouble shooting at Philippakos, Brian Duchovnay, '-~j Beavers were unable to take the ftrst, resulting in a ten point Whit­ and Lanny Boswell.) Next Tues­ . f 8fi;-L victory, as Redlands put in a three tier lead at the half. The Beavers day, the Beavers go on the road to pointer with ftfty seconds to top it out scored Whittier in the second attempt a victory against Redlands. 58-55 at the close. Leading in half 31-29. Showing intense deter­ The following Friday, at 7:30pm, points for the night were Bill Swan­ mination, they came back to tie the the team plays Occidental at home. son with 21, Aram Kaloustian with game at 43 with only four minutes So come to the game, get ftred up, 12, and George Papa with 8. Jason remaining. Then a series of ques­ cheer on the team, and become a Women's Tennis Karceski, Sean Hillyard, and Lar­ tionable calls let Whittier travel to CalTech athletic supporter. ry Able put in four each, while a win, 55-47. Top points in the Team Wins 9-0 Captain Brad Scott scored two game were Bill Swanson with 18 points. and Jason Karceski with 12. Papa By Nax "But why, ifthe match starts at spot, viciously served and volleyed 11:00 a.m., wouldn't we get back her way to a 6-2, 6-0 victory over until 4:00 p.m.?" asked freshman Larissa Casillas. Fourth singles WEEKLY SPORTS eALEN DAR Nancy Hua as the women's tennis senior Carol Mullenax cruised to team set out on Saturday at 9: 15 a 6-1, 6-1 defeat of Tina Lar­ Day Date Time Sport Opponent location a.m. for Christ College in Irvine. grimanta. Stomping on her oppo­ Sat. 2-4 11:00 am Swimming (M-W) CMS & Occidental College Caltech "Well, it's possible for someone to nent Stephanie Skov, ftfth singles Sat. 2-4 11:00 am Tennis (W) Mt. St. Mary's Mt. St. Mary's go three sets in the singles, and senior Junko Munakata triumphed Sat. 2-4 12 noon Baseball (2) Pac. Coast Baptist Bible College P.C.B.B.C. then three sets in the doubles, tak­ with a 6-0, 6-1 win. And new­ Sat. 2-4 1:00 pm Fencing C.S.L.B. & C.S. Fullerton Caltech ing up to four hours or more," re­ Sat. 2-4 1:30 pm Tennis (M) Christ College Christ College comer Nancy Hua, in the sixth Mon. 2-6 1:00 pm Golf Pomona-Pitzer Occidental plied senior Carol Choy, as she spot, decimated Kelly Kelso 6-4, ue. 2-7 2:30 pm Baseball La Verne]V Caltech then went on to demonstrate this 6-1. Tue. 2-7 3:00 pm Tennis (M) Azusa Pacific Caltech possibility for the beneftt of the Ripping apart Kelso and Skov Tue. 2-7 7:30 pm Basfetball Redlands ]V Redlands new players. Senior Jane Seto, on 6-0, 6-3, senior Karen "Robocop" Wed. 2-8 3:00 pm Tennis (W) Occidental Caltech Wed. 2-8 8:15 pm Ice Hockey Cal Lutheran Conejo . the other hand, illustrated the Oegema and Munakata easily won Fri. 2-10 7:30 pm Basketball Occidental ]V Caltech proper approach to efftcient tennis at third doubles. Second doubles Sat. 2-11 10:00 am Tennis (W) Christ College Caltech by denying both her singles and team of Hernandez and Seto did a Sat. 2-11 11:00 am Swimming (M-W) San Bernardino & P.c.c. Caltech doubles opponents a solitary game. quick replay of Seto's singles Sat. 2-11 12 noon Track Chapman, Christ, La Verne Masters & Whittier Caltech Starting off slowly, number one match, crushing the Casillas­ Sat. 2-11 12 noon Baseball (2) Menlo College Caltech singles player Carol Choy lost her Largrimanta team 6-0, 6-0. The Sat. 2-11 2:00 pm Tennis (M) Claremont-Mudd Caltech ftrst set 2-6, but then woke up and Choy-Mullenax ftrst doubles team won the next sets 6-3, 6-4 from duplicated Choy's singles match by CCfs Corrie Stilmachowich. Num­ dropping the ftrst set 2-6 to Stil­ ber two singles Jane Seto handily machowich and Kringel, but then r~~~~-~------j8f~~' trounced her opponent Anne Krin­ went on to win the next sets 6-1, gel 6-0, 6-0, and managed to be the 6-3. This made the final score ftrst match done despite several Caltech-9, Christ Colege-O. All in two-minute points. Junior Laura all, an excellent day for the wom­ Hernandez, in the number three en's tennis team.

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continued from page 9 intellect, my ascetic, puritanical principles, my entire moral fiber was sud­ I~ what goes on I denly destroyed all because of one weekend just last month when I in­ dulged in the luxury of sharing the company ofabout a dozen or so USC E.T. Bell Competition Caltech Has Jazz SAC Services coeds majoring in business and all maintaining a GPA of about 2.5 or Juniors and seniors interested in fame, There will be· a concert by the Caltech Ifyou're interested in reserving a room so, and forever after I fall into the fiery abyss ofhell, living this decadent fortune and glamour should [md a faculty Jazz Bands this Saturday, February 4th, at in the SAC or Winnett, need to buy an AS­ lifestyle. I was once a fine, upstanding young man, the envy of my col­ sponsor and submit an entry to the E.T. Bell 8:00 pm in Ramo Auditorium. Come sup­ CIT copycard, want to register to vote, want leagues. Now all I can do is listen to KNAC at full volume, drink beer, Undergraduaet Mathematics Research Con­ port all your friends in Caltech's two fine, info on on-campus and off-eampus actiVi­ and watch daytime television, which contains programming material which test.Entries are due by the end of the 4th eighteen piece bands. There's good music, ties, need help planning a program, etc., is often targeted toward an unhappily married and unemployed audience, week of third term. free admission, and a reception after the there are two people in the SAC to help you. judging from the Jacoby & Myers divorce attorney commercials and the • concert. Milly Pefia is available from 1-5 pm M-F advertisements promising financial solvency if only I enroll for evening Morgan Ward Prize in SAC Rm. 38. Nancy Matthews works in The Morgan Ward prize is open to all Medieval Meeting the SAC between 8 am and 5 pm and holds classes at the Devry Institute of Technology. And yet, I still wonder. I Caltech freshmen and sophomores. Entries The Caltech Medieval/Renaissance So­ open office hours between 1:30 and 3:00 wonder why that lady behind the counter at the back ofthe bookstore takes should consist of a problem and a solution ciety is having another meeting(...and there pm, T,Th,F. so long to get from her desk to the cash register. I wonder why I always or significant progress towards a solution. was much rejoicing!. ..) this SundllY at pass an elderly man wearing a bathrobe everytirne I walk to 150 S. Chester Entries may be submitted by an individual 3:00PM in clubroom 1, Winnett. Potluck: Y Book Exchange in the middle of the night, I wonder if Coffeehouse patrons have ever or a group of students, and each student is bring nmnchies ofbeverages. Call Amy & Bring your used, unwanted textbooks to interacted with each other on any kind of social level, or if they would limited to no more than three entries. All Doug (449-4391), Erich (356-9314), or the Y. We take them, display thetnon our be able to do so ifall the comicbooks down there were suddenly removed, entries are due the fourth week ofthird term. Sean (577-7953) for info. bookshelves, and sell them to poor suckers 1h~y I wonder if those USC women are coming back every single weekend who will use them in the future. get Need A Club Mailbox? Caltech SEDS Meeting a good deal on textbooks, you get some of this term, I wonder how the theory of evolution could possibly explain If your club or organization receives The next meeting ofCaltech SEDS will your money back. Let's band together to beat why I have a pink thing hanging from the backof my throat. All in all, mail, then you need to have a mailbox in be held on Tuesday, February 7, at 7:30 pm , high textbook prices. The Y also has ring I would have to say that I am.a very fortunate fellow. I have a full wardrobe the SAC; We have about 100 mail slots, total in Rm.,15, SAC. We will be showing films and report binders, and novels new and old. of button down Oxford shirts. And yet, I don't have the sense to remove (about 50 still availllble). Clubs will be as­ of the Corporal and Sergeant rockets from the cardboard from the collars. I can't wear a tie anymore. It just goes signed a permanent mailcode by the SAC. the early years at JPL. All members ofthe to show you, everything's relative. You can't put a price tag on some things, Stop by and see Nancy T, Th, F 1:30-3:00 Caltech commJlnity are invited to attend. Earn $ By Driving pm or Milly, M-F, 1-5 pm, to receive your and like Mick Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want." Refreshments will be served. Occasional transportation needed for club mailbox. Iona Brown (Violinist/Conductor), L.A. But then'again, Mick Jagger also said "Hang Five," and I don't know what Chamber Orchestra, Holiday Inn to Bever­ that means. Well, I guess it just goes to show you. Yet Another Totem Poll for Art Aloha Oi ly Hills. Ifinterested, call (213) 395-0076, Attention writers, poets, and artists! The The Caltech Hawaii Club will be hav­ Mrs. Kennedy ofthe L.A. Chamber Orches­ -From the files Hamster and Fish second Totem in as many years will appear ing a meeting/luncheon this Satur~y,. tra, or see Nancy Matthews, Rm. 64 SAC. Animal House Residents this spring and will contain a diverse, ifnot February 4 at 12:30 pm. All membetS complete collection of Techer-expressed should try to attend. If you are interested Win a Cake wisdom and imagination. Address submis­ but are not a member, please contact John Pat Robb (the Coffeehouse desert sup­ Ruddock: sions to 116-58. For information contact Kubodera at 578-9768 or leave a message. plier) is having a contest to pick a name for Sam Dinkin (1-59 or x3828), or Erik Rus­ Mahalo. his new catering service, and the prize is a sell (Annex #5, I-59, x6188). Copies of cake of ,your choice! Something's been missing from dinner at Ruddock House. No,it's not previous issues ofthe Totem are available. Coffeehouse Branches Out the halibut which Keith keeps taking, it's the familiar squealing, just be­ There are now vending machines locat­ You Asked For It... fore dessert. Betsy did a fme job, but Ruddock House has a new, kinder, Join A Computer Club ed in the SAC gameroom, managed and Tonight 2/3/89, the Coffeehouse will gentler ex-comm. They were sworn in last Wednesday with some chuck­ New to computers? Want to meet other stocked· by the Coffeehouse. If you lose offer a fish-fry special! Come down and les and lots ofmighty fine $5.99 Trader Joe's brand champagne for every­ computer enthusiasts? Willing to help money in these machines (soda, snacks, fruit check it out 8 PM-I AM. Please, no fish one. The solemn, candlelit event was followed by a bloody game of others? Join CPU. With our growing library juice) please write your name, etc. or the shakes!! smear-the-queer on the Ath lawn. The lawn won. and knowledgeable members we can help refund list for the vending machines locat- you s~lve almost any computer problem. , ed in the bulletin board in the gameroom. Wllarsthe new ex-comm like? Well, its kinda like shifting from 1st Polish Workshop Come to our meetings Mondays at 5: 15 pm Then stop by dllring Nancy Matthews' office The Polish Language Workshop offers to 3rd without using the clutch. The fuck-truck has become the presiden­ in Rm.15 SAC. Next discussion topic: us­ hours to obtain your refund. the oPPOrtunity to learn or review Polish in tiallimo and a BFD editor has become the Veep. (Larry will be selecting ing electronic mail to talk to other campuses. a friencjlY, rel~ed atmosphere. It meet!> his favorite flavor of 9-lives for the next mystery-mash drop) The ath­ Ethical Sex Thu 7:30-9:30 pm in 210 Tho- team has become a press-gang, signing people up to run track. So if you Japanese Film Series "Sex, Fraud, Piracy: Ethical Issues in mas Se~ rOllgh June. see them coming, don't run; it only encourages them. Instead, most peo­ This week's showing in Prof. Rosen­ Scientific Research" is the title of a talk to ple used the stone's Japan Film Series will be: Human be given by Professor ofPhilosophy Philip Social Securit)iBooklet Bullet (1968, directed by Okamoto). The Kitcher ofU.C. San Diego. Itwill take place Social Security? Many people only know showing will be on Monday, Feb.. 6 at 7:30 at 12:05 p.m. on Wednesday, Fepruary 15, haIfthe story. Get the whole story from the TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO RUN TRACK pm in Baxter Lecture Hall. , 10. Shin splinters in the Judy Library. There will be no free booklet, "Social Security, How It refreshments, but you may bring a bag lunch Works For You." Call toll-free 9. Sprained ankle jumping around at UCLA SAC Has Big T's 1-800-937-2000 to request the booklet. 8. Mateo has bad aim with shotput Ifyou are entitled to receive a 1988 Big Coffeehouse Hours 7. Long runs make me projectile vomit T and are having a hard time finding one, Coffeehouse hours are 8 pm-l am, M­ 6. Roger can do it better come to the SAC! Nancy, SAC Coordina­ F and 12 noon-2 pm, 7 pm-I am, Sat-Sun. 5. Howard can do it better tor, has Big Ts in Rm. 64, Simply sign your Ifyou have an idea for a special event, see ' Head Manager Barry Lind or Nancy Mat­ 4. I might sweat name on the Big T list when you take one. Note: those not entitled to receive one may thews, SAC. Also, those interested in wait­ 3. I have no house spirit also take one and be billed $24 by the Big T. ing at,the Coffeehouse shoul$! see 1!1'Irry. 2. Ath team has no charisma 1. Rather be deriving the non-ideal diode equation.

The new social team? Well, last week's event of hot, hot funky oral sex didn't go over too well. But Annetta's gratuitous use ofice cubes was definitely exhilirating! Keith made everyone's weekend by bringing his cousin and her friend PC HOUSE to visit Ruddock. The two delightful ladies made friends quickly, perhaps too quickly for Keith's motives. But the two spent the night in Keith's room. Acomputer manufacturer and Service Center This stingy behavior is usually frowned upon, but Matt's additional presence Special for Students and Faculty didn't allow Keith to hog all of the fun. Ruddock was plagued by spirits over the weekend. Rumors persist of a well dressed balloon man silently floating through the alleys. Should the ghost be reading this, Mateo wants his tie back! Rudds have also seen a possessed stuffed bear in Andy's room. This bedeviled creature spews ,PASADENA ski-reports and concert information at strange hours of the morning and it spells Caltech with a 'K'. We deny these rumors and warn Rudds to *Systems: go easy on late-night trolling and layoff Gary's pasta. 1190 E. Colorado BI. Finally, Jon's lady-killer tip to Scott: Hone your weapon nightly!! XT:· 10 MHz Turbo XT AT: 12 MHz 286 AT (818) 5&8-8585 1&iIiiiliIf'5i5i'iiia'__l!!!!iiS!ii5:ll~_ SiEiiI.--=a_.--=a, 16 MHZ 286 AT 7 days 10 - 7 LORENZO'S BARBER SHOP i 386: 20 MHz 386 Ask for Your I Unisex Hairstyling Caltech Student Discount! I Regular Cut (men) $ 700 $1 off I Regular 'Cut (women) $ 800 $1 off I '!'Printer: Epson, Panasonic and HP StyJe Cut $1200 $2 off I *l::Iard Disk and Drive: Teac and Seagate Permanent Wave $4000 $5 off I *Monitor: Mono, EGA, VGA, and Multisync 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Monday-Saturday (818) 795-5443 I L~4 N. 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Green St.• Pasadena 234t E.FOothill Blvd. 1 1 (818) 796-9924 I'asadena, California I ------J Man 10-6 • Tues·Thurs 10-5 • Fri·Sat 1().3 8184491590 12 February 3, 1989 The California Tech what goes on '~'--I Noland Leadership Reminder Career Development Tidbits The Muppets Take Caltech Chamber Music #3 Submit announcements for What Goes Nominations for current junior and The City ofNew York is sponsoring the Do you have a talent for draw­ Tonight is your last opportunity until On The Back Page on forms available out­ senior undergraduates to be considered for Mayor's Corps of Engineers, offering 75 ing? ...painting? ...making puppets? Well, May to hear chamber music played by your side the Tech office (SAC room 40A) and the Noland Leadership Scholarship are due outstanding engineering students who have have we got a competition for you! Jim Hen­ friends. Caltech Chamber Music Ensembles in the copy/mail room (SAC room 37), or in the Deans' Office by Wednesday, Febru­ completed their junior year of college the son's (yeah, the Muppet Man!) Character will perform at 8:00 in Ramo Auditorium. use a plain piece of paper. Send an­ ary 8th. opportunity to work on some of the most Design Competition can actually win you The concert will include music by nouncements to 40-58, or put them in the Awards of $2,000 may be made to cur­ exciting engineering projects currently un­ BIG BUCKS! Your assignment is to create Telemann, Quantz, Stamitz, Haydn, Ar­ IN box outside the Tech office. Indicate rent juniors and seniors who have demon­ derway in New York City. Deadline for ap­ "a two-eharacter team of any nature or crea­ nold, J.S. Bach, and P.D.Q. Bach, and the date(s) the announcement must run. strated outstanding leadership. Please plications is February 15, 1989. ture type." Lotsa leeway, huh? The "jury" refreshments will follow the music. Admis­ Announcements for the current issue must consider all students without regard to na­ ffiM Latin America is seeking candidates will be looking for originality ofconcept and sion is free. be received by 5 pm Tuesday and should tionality, religion, gender, sexual orienta­ to fill the positions of Marketing Represen­ quality ofexecution- but the actual style of be shorter than 75 words. Announcements tion, color, financial status or scholastic tative and/or Systems Engineer to work in the characters is up to you! The presenta­ Women's Trip To Scandinavia will be published as space becomes avail­ achievement. selected Latin American countries. (Open­ tion can be in any medium: slides, 2D or San Jose State University is sponsoring able and will be chosen according to size ings are for citizens of Argentina, Brazil, 3D, puppets, videos, software-but no "live" a travel program to Scandinavia in June and and interest to the Caltech community. Valentine For Gorbachev Chile, Colombia, Mexico, Peru and performances! The deadline for all entries July 1989, focusing on women's issues. Announcements for commerical events David Yaskulka, co-founder of the Venezuela). is 24 February 1989, so start concocting There will be seminars on international net­ unrelated to Caltech will not be published. Center for Common Security, will speak Sandia National Laboratories sponsors some goodies now. Only entries from full­ working, women's organizations, and the about alternative, post-nuclear, defense the "One Year on Campus" Masters Degree time undergraduates and graduates will be history of women in each country visited, strategies, Tuesday, Feb. 14 at 7:30 pm in Program. The program provides an oppor­ accepted. The deadline for receiving the art­ as well as a chance to meet local feminists. More Engineering Money Baxter Lecture Hall. He will discuss "non­ tunity for highly competitive minority work at Jim Henson Productions is 1 March The tour, led by Dr. Margaret (Meg) Bow­ Equal Opportunities Publications, Inc. provocative" policies such as purely defen­ bachelor-level individuals to continue their 1989. man, noted feminist author and a member offers two non-renewable $500 scholarships sive systems and civilian-based defenses, education for a masters degree. Candidates Now for the important part: First ofthe sociology department at SJSU, departs to honor outstanding women, minority, or and whether an environmentally-oriented normally work at Sandia for several months Prize-$looo; Second Prize-$8oo; Third the U.S. on 27 June, and will include Nor­ handicapped students pursuing careers in "natural security" will replace "national secu­ to become familiar with the laboratories' en­ Prize-$6OO; Fourth Prize~$5OO; and Fifth way, Sweden, Denmark, and Holland, Engineering. For information contact the rity" as a political goal. Mr. Yaskulka re­ vironment before beginning the program. Prize-$400. To receive an entry blank, call returning 15 July. For further information, Financial Aid Office. cently completed a year-long bicycle tour Operation Crossroads is sponsoring a Will Morrison at Jim Henson Productions, write: Travel Programs, Office of Continu­ of college campuses across the country cross-cultural exchange project in Africa and (212) 744-5207. ing Education, San Jose State University, Joanna Cazden In Concert promoting student involvement in common the Caribbean. San Jose, CA 95192-0135. On Saturday, February 4, folksinger security. Stop by the Career Development Center, SAMS Corporate Candidates Joanna Cazden returns to Caltech in a 08 Parsons-Gates, for more information. The National Multiple Sclerosis Socie­ Men's Discussion Group Caltech Folk Music Society concert. Her Carnegie Summer Bio Program ty encourages the involvement ofundergrads There is still room in the Men's Discus­ music ranges from humorous jabs at the silly The Department of Biological Sciences Research Semester in its Students Against Multiple Sclerosis sion Group for any undergraduate or gradu­ side of life to moving and poignant serious of Carnegie Mellon University is offering The U.S. Department of Energy has an­ (SAMS) Corporate Candidates Program. ate student interested. The date was songs. The concert isat 8:00 pm, and tick­ a summer undergraduate research program nounced a research program open to juniors Corporate Candidates is to provide in­ postponed. So, the first meeting will be Fri­ ets are $6 in advance, $7 at the door, ($3 in '89. The program is designed for college and seniors interested in biomedicine, centive to top SAMS campus chairpeople by day, February 3rd (today) from 12:00 to less for Caltech students). Don't miss this students who are interested in research chemistry, materials science, engineering, affording them an opportunity to have their 1:30 pm in the Health Center Lounge. Any­ one. Trust me! careers in the biological and biomedical reactor physicS, atomic physics, nuclear resumes circulated to major corporations for one interested can call x8331 to sign up or sciences and who aspire to attain a Ph.D. physics, high-energy physics, environmental consideration for full-time and internship p0­ get additional information. Ifyou don't have Play With Money Students who have completed their junior science, geoscience, mathematics, computer sitions. Some ofthe corporations participat­ lime to sign up but are interested just come The Caltech Student Investment Fund year and who have strong academic records science, energy systems, waste technology, ing in the program include: Philip Morris by on Friday. There's plenty of space meets every Wednesday in Millikan Board in the sciences will be given preference. Pri­ nuclear medicine, and automated inspec­ Companies; Quaker Oats, Pfizer Corpora­ available. . Room at 5 pm. We have over $140,000 we or research experience is helpful but not tion/measurement systems. The program tion, Wells, Rich and Greene; Citibank use to buy and sell stocks and bonds. Profits mandatory. provides a stipend, housing and travel reim­ (Northeast Region); New York Telephone; Rock And Roll All Nite buy pizza and soda for every meeting, and Students selected into the program will bursement for a variety of activities includ­ and Burson-Marsteller. The Headbanger's Club will meet pay for dinner at year's end. receive a stipend of $2400 and will spend ing hands-on research, seminars, academic Anyone interested in knowing more TONIGHT at 8:00 in Rm. 26, SAC (under 10 weeks working with a faculty member courses and advanced instrumentation train­ about SAMS or the Corporate Candidates Fleming House). Guns n' Roses "Live at the in one ofthe Carnegie Mellon laboratories. ing. Applicants must be U.S. citizens or per­ Program please call 1-8oo-I-BUST-MS. Ritz" will be screened, along with either An application and a complete descrip­ manent residents and must have GPAs of Metallica's Cliff'Em All or Iron Maiden's 12 CLASSIFIED ADS tion of the program, including a list of the 3.0 or better. For further information, stop Summer Biomedical Program Wasted Years. Some munchies provided, sponsored projects and participating faculty, by the Deans' Office. Applications are due The Jackson Laboratory of Bar Harbor, metal magazines to read, B.Y.O. Beverage. FOR RENT- can be obtained by writing to: Dr. Eric Grot­ by March 15, 1989. Maine, is offering a summer program of EVERYONE WELCOME. Mailing list: zinger, Department of Biological Sciences, biomedical research. Each student conducts Send note with name and mail code to: MAZATLAN, BI-LEVEL CONDO on best Carnegie Mellon University, 4400 Fifth Red Cross Disaster Training original, hands-on research as a contribut­ Headbanger's Club, 107 -58 SAC. beach. Sleeps six, pool, kitchenette, two Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15213. Red Cross Disaster Services volunteers ing member of a sponsoring scientist's I are trained and ready to respond to assist bedrooms, maid services, purified water. research team. Projects are tailored to the SAC Ping-Pong, Air Hockey free Flying the victims ofany man-made or natural dis­ student's background and interests. Research Does anyone use the ping pong tables in Available 3/19-26/89. $600, call (415) Did you ever want to learn how to fly aster every day of the year. Emergency areas focus on advancing the knowledge of the back area of SAC 50? (That's also the 255-9467 or (415) 331-1376 evenings. but weren't quite sure what was involved? food, shelter, medical attention, and other the mechanisms related to normal growth location ofthe air hock~ machine former­ The Ca1tech/JPL Flying Club has a limited assistance is provided to disaster victims in and development and human disease. Iy'housed in the SAC gameroom.) There has FOR SALE- amount offunding (courtesy of the GSC) for order that they regain self-sufficiency as The program provides student with been a suggestion to convert a portion of that the purposes of giving free demo rides to quickly as possible. $1,000 plus travel allowance, room, and space into a driving range (golft). Please see MERCEDES BENZ - '82 240D stick-shift. graduate students who are considering tak­ Citizens interested in helping their board.The application receipt date is Febru­ Nancy Matthews if you have any comment White color, low mileage. Asking $10,300. ing flying lessons. During this short (45 friends and neighbors may volunteer for ary 28, 1989. Selections will be made and about this. Also, for your convenience, ping American Red Cross and sign up for free (818) 792-2266 (days). minute) flight you will fly over Caltech and applicants notified in late March. pong balls are now available in the Game other nearby areas. You will also see first Disaster Services training courses and work­ For further information and application Room (at cost, 25 C) next to the vending • • • • T·SHIRTS • ••• hand what is involved in piloting a small air­ shops on various facets of disaster work. forms contact the Training and Education machines. "The Truth Shall Rape You Over" T-shirts craft. 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