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e gible for retirement when he turns copy and style editor t difference between e 65 in 21 months. He is afraid that Chris Campbell » [email protected] the new shield may affect his retire- Photo editor life and death ment plans. Cindy Titus [email protected] The MTB says that all issues will » be investigated before the shields news assignment editor Ethan Cabel are implemented. Andrew McMonagle » [email protected] Beat reporter “Drivers, particularly those that news production editor work at night ... [won’t] object to Karen Kornelsen » [email protected] these measures once they’re imple- A recent wave of attacks against mented,” said Kozubal. arts and culture editor Winnipeg cab drivers has prompted How the upgrades will be paid Sam Hagenlocher » [email protected] the Manitoba Taxicab Board (MTB), for, however, remains unclear. comments editor the provincial regulator, to seek new When the current cab shields Andrew Tod » [email protected] security measures that will expand were made mandatory in 2003, listings co-ordinator the plastic shield that separates cab Winnipeggers saw a 25-cent in- J.P. Perron [email protected] drivers from their passengers. crease in city cab fares. Last year, » Records compiled by Winnipeg city residents faced yet another sur- Campus beat reporter Police Service Patrol Sgt. and charge of 20 cents to pay for up- Courtney Schwegel » [email protected] member of the MTB Rick Zurba grades to in-cab security cameras. beat reporter show that there have been 14 crimi- “If the cost is minimal, it will Ethan Cabel » [email protected] nal incidents involving passengers be incurred by the industry,” said and taxi drivers over the last three Kozubal. He added that cab com- Beat reporter months in the city. The incidents panies do have the option of going Samuel Swanson » [email protected] have varied from assault or assault to the board to request a fare beat reporter with a weapon to robbery and increase. Kristy Rydz » [email protected] carjacking. In addition to the shield, the culture reporter The MTB, based on its own re- MTB has committed to a new driver- Vacant cords, media reports and the testi- training program developed in con- mony of Winnipeg cab drivers, has sultation with Workplace Health made the decision to upgrade cur- and Safety, Manitoba Labour and CONTRIBUTORS: rent cab security systems. Because of recent attacks against Winnipeg cab drivers, new L-shaped shields will soon the Winnipeg Police Service. The “There are many options on replace older shields like the one pictured here. board also plans to enhance the Jon Sorokowski, Candice Tonelete, the table,” said MTB secretary public distress signal found on Andrea Dyck, Julian Ward, Jill Brown, Jerry Kozubal. “[But] right now the roof of city cabs. According to Kirsten Edelvang Young, Suzanne Nichol, the industry [wants] an L-shaped only three passengers per cab, re- a driver with Winnipeg’s Unicity many, the blinking sign is not vis- Janina Kropla, Ryan Janz, Robert J. Holt, shield.” sulting in industry representatives taxi. ible during the day and is rarely ac- Casandra Anderson, Sarah Reilly, Alana An L-shaped shield would pro- thinking it unfavourable. Kneeshaw has been forced to knowledged at night. Westwood, Joe Kornelsen, Fadi Ennab, tect drivers from attacks from the Some cab drivers feel that the in- push his seat back into the passen- “Everything is going to evolve Matty Rygiel, Liam Scott, Lee Repko, passenger seat and the rear and dustry is settling for the L-shape be- ger area due to obesity. over the next month or so,” said Kaeleigh Ayre, Amie Seier, Ryan Suche, would still leave room for four cause fewer passengers will amount “This [L-shaped] shield will be Kozubal, adding that advertising Phil Enns, Brittany Thiessen, James passengers. to less revenue. like being stuck in a phone booth,” may be needed so that the pub- Culleton, Alex Kyle, Lynnette McLarty, The other option, Kozubal said, “They [the cab companies] know he said, adding that he may be lic responds to distress signals. He Kathleen Cerrer, J. Williamez, Sagan is a full shield spanning the length that they can’t put the full shield in forced to quit because the shield also says cabs need signage indicat- Morrow, Amy Middleton, Will Gibson. of the vehicle, similar to barriers in because people are already com- will bring the drivers seat forward, ing the driver’s right to charge pa- police vehicles. A full shield, how- plaining about how cramped the leaving him unable to fit between trons in advance or refuse service ever, would leave a maximum of cabs are,” said Michael Kneeshaw, the steering wheel and the back of altogether. The Uniter is the official student newspaper of the University of Winnipeg and is published by Mouseland Press Inc. Mouseland Press Inc. is a membership based organization in which students and community members are invited to participate. For more information on how to become a member go to www. uniter.ca, or call the office at 786-9790. The Uniter is a member of the Canadian University Press and by Courtney Schwegel Campus Plus Media Services. Q: Is enough being done to make taxi drivers safer? SUBMISSION OF ARTICLES, LETTERS, GRAPHICS AND PHOTOS ARE WELCOME. Articles must be submitted in text (.rtf) or Microsoft Word (.doc) format to editor@ uniter.ca, or the relevant section editor. Deadline for submissions is 6:00 p.m. Thursday, one week Michael Jackson Victor Richard Zawadi Muhima before publication. Deadline for advertisements is Owner of Copy Cat downtown resident high school student noon Friday, six days prior to publication. The Uniter Bags, Portage Place “Actually I don’t “I don’t really think so. reserves the right to refuse to print submitted “The shields that are really know. I don’t They should put metal material. The Uniter will not print submissions that are homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or libellous. We there aren’t enough. take taxis but I’ve detectors on the doors also reserve the right to edit for length and/or style. What they need is a heard a lot of shit of the taxi.” screen between the about people robbing back and the driver.” them.” CONTACT US » General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 Advertising: 204.786.9790 Editors: 204.786.9497 Fax: 204.783.7080 E-mail: [email protected] Web: www.uniter.ca Liz Bend, third-year Devan Ostapyk Marshall Maslovsky, LOCATION » conflict resolution second-year, business second-year Room ORM14 studies administration conflict resolution University of Winnipeg “Enough is being “I’m not even sure what studies 515 Portage Avenue done with the new is being done so I’m “Whenever I get Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 2E9 regulations. The idea guessing not.” in cabs I am more of undercover cops in worried about my driver cars is a really safety.” good idea.” Mouseland Press Board of Directors: Michael Rac (chair), Shawn Coates, Courtney Berthelette, Clayton Winter, Devin King, Alex Freedman, Shannon Sampert, Brian Gagnon, Meg McGimpsey, Kelly Ross (UWSA representative). For inquiries e-mail: [email protected] News 03 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter Portage Place is ‘cheap’ without the ‘chic’ Local An

d r Report says mall Dy ck ea Portage Place News Briefs must appeal to vs. Polo Park Compiled by Julian Ward lower-income How they measure up Portage Place: residents Size: Three floors, 439,600 sq.ft. Ice cutting underway on Red River Monthly sales: $250 per sq.ft. Ice fishers and snowmobilers Monthly rent for retail: are being warned to stay off Ethan Cabel $15–$40 per sq.ft. the Red River now that two Beat reporter Monthly rent for food court: Amphibex ice-cutting machines $135 per sq.ft. have started work breaking up the ice to help prevent spring Over the last 12 months, three large Anchors: The Bay, Shoppers Drug flooding. The $1 million project stores – Carlton Cards, Smart Set, Mart, Staples involves cutting the ice and then and Barnes & Castle – along with Polo Park: creating a channel to allow the several temporary kiosks and ex- Size: Two floors, 1,200,000 sq.ft. ice to move, hopefully leaving perimental stores have vacated residents in flood-prone areas Winnipeg’s Portage Place Shopping Monthly sales: high and dry. In the past three Centre. The result? A wealth of According to a 2009 report, Portage Place mainly appeals to a demographic of $550–$600 per sq.ft. years, the efforts have prevented empty retail space in a mall that moderately-paid office workers, lower-income residents, students and senior citizens. Monthly rent for retail: approximately $3 million in lags behind its competition in sales $60–$90 per sq.ft. damages. The program is run by the North Red Community Water and desirability. yet to implement changes based on desirable locations, like Polo Park, Monthly rent for food court: According to a 2009 report, the MJB report, but the Downtown the MJB report stated. Maintenance Corporation which $400 per sq.ft. includes the rural municipalities Portage Place mainly appeals to a BIZ and Centre Venture plan to Scott Krastel, a full-time em- Anchors: Sears, The Bay, Zellers, of St. Andrews and St. Clements demographic of moderately-paid meet with the firm in the months ployee at Portage Place, believes SilverCity Polo Park and the City of Selkirk. office workers, lower-income resi- to come, said Stone. that the vacancies are due to scant Sources: Patricia Bancarz, Deborah Green, www.down- dents, students and senior citizens. Portage Place generates $250 per nightly sales and a growing concern townwinnipegbiz.com The report, conducted by MJB sq. ft. in monthly sales and charges that the mall is an unsafe place to Provincial park prices rise Consulting, a New York-based firm retailers $15–$40 per sq. ft. in rent, do business. The cost of services in Manitoba specializing in downtown develop- well below the national average ac- “After 6 [p.m.] the place is just a provincial parks are set to moderately increase for the ment, pinpointed the food court as cording to the MJB report. ghost town,” he said. ness failure. Jack has been in retail 2010 camping season. Some the mall’s primary source of traffic. Farther down Portage Avenue, Krastel added that his store no for 50 years and has spent the last 13 of the hikes in price include “The food court and entertain- Polo Park Shopping Centre man- longer schedules women for night as the proprietor of Mach Artworks, nightly camping fees, which will ment bring people to the mall, and ages between $550–$600 in sales shifts due to incidents of sexual ha- a store specializing in Canadian art increase to between $9.45 and the retail follows from those ser- and charges its retailers between rassment and minor theft over the and imported giftware. $24.15 from the previous range vices,” said Dave Stone, Portage $60–$90 per sq. ft. in monthly last several years. As a result, Krastel “I worked at Polo Park for 24 of $8.40 to $22.05, depending Place mall manager. “It’s hard to rent. has been forced to man the cashier years and I felt no more safe there on services and type of site, tell from a retail perspective what “Portage Place is completely on Thursday and Friday nights than I do here,” she said, adding while seasonal camping rates our big draws are [right now].” different in terms of retail,” said until 9 p.m. that security is tight, with patrols are anywhere from $30 to $90 As a solution, the report recom- Deborah Green, general manager “I’m a bigger guy, so I don’t face around the clock both in the mall more expensive. Also, those mended that Portage Place move of Polo Park. “The mix of our retail the same problems,” he said. and in the underground parkade. wishing to shower will now have toward “cross-over” brands and is the main draw to Polo Park.” Stone responded by saying that She believes that the vacated to pay $1 for a three-minute “cheap chic” retail items that are af- Portage Place used to attract security is adequate, but individual stores are due to bad business prac- shower. The new revenue will fordable for lower-income residents high-calibre brands, but that attrac- retailers are entitled to act in any tices rather than a failure of the go towards paying off recent while still appealing to middle-in- tion was mainly because the origi- way they feel appropriate. mall as a whole. improvements to water, waste- come suburbanites who work and nal developer, Cadillac Fairview, Marta Jack, a store owner in “If you aren’t taking care of busi- water systems, washrooms, shop downtown. would force retailers to open there Portage Place, doesn’t think a lack ness, you shouldn’t be in business,” showers and campsites. Portage Place management has before “graduating” them to more of safety is the main reason for busi- she said. Conservation Minister Bill Blaikie noted, though, that Manitobans still have some of the lowest camping fees in the country.

Province serving up stiff penalties Vision Quest Aboriginal leaders and Jill B Underage drinkers “We could move with fines innovators are meeting for r o the 14th annual Vision Quest

wn rather quickly, but it’s only one Conference at the Winnipeg and those who piece of what needs to be a more Convention Centre from comprehensive strategy,” he said. Tuesday, May 18 to Thursday, supply booze to Lynette Koop, program co-or- May 20. The event, which face tougher fines dinator of Marymound, agrees. promotes success in Aboriginal Marymound, a private non-profit business, community and agency that provides education economic development, will and therapy to young people, has feature more than 16 workshops Kristy Rydz a youth addictions stabilization about business and leadership. Beat Reporter unit that works with children be- There will also be a trade show tween the ages of 12 and 17 to with more than 80 exhibitors, complete detox and stabilization an awards presentation and The Manitoba government is look- before entering a recovery pro- plenty of food and drinks. The ing to implement the country’s gram. Multifaceted approaches are first keynote speaker,W es Studi, toughest fines against underage used to help teens realize the effects is an author, activist, Vietnam drinking and those who facili- of drinking and drugs, according to veteran and actor who recently tate it in an attempt to curb teen- Koop. appeared in James Cameron’s agers from developing alcohol “Our approach is education. movie Avatar. DJ Sadie from dependencies. That’s a huge piece,” she said. “The Streetz FM and comedian Don The province has asked the other piece is to look at the life Burnstick will perform opening Manitoba Liquor Control areas that it does affect. [Looking night. Commission (MLCC) to survey at drinking] not only from health other jurisdictions across Canada point of view but the day-to-day Pride welcomes R & B star so they can be certain they have direct relations that they might not R & B singer Deborah Cox will the highest fines for those caught see at first.” headline this year’s Gay Pride drinking under the age of 18 and Fines are going up for kids under the age of 18 caught drinking and for those who enable Koop, who has worked with Festival on Sunday, June 6. Cox for those who have provided the them to do so. teenagers for over 25 years, said pe- once held a Billboard record for longest-running number alcohol to them, according to the nalizing those who buy and give one single on the “Hot R&B/ minister charged with the adminis- fense, a community summit to be legal research over the past 50 years, teens alcohol has the potential to Hip-Hop Singles and Tracks” tration of the Liquor Control Act, held in September and increased said Debra Parkes, associate profes- reduce underage drinking. chart for her hit song Nobody’s Gord Mackintosh. visibility of the “Be the Influence” sor in the University of Manitoba’s “Kids will always get creative in Supposed to Be Here. Winnipeg “If you start drinking before age awareness campaign. faculty of law. finding ways [of getting alcohol], Pride is partnering with 15, you are four times more likely The annual report surveying “Generally, the literature has but when you can make it more Manitoba Homecoming 2010 to develop an alcohol dependence Manitoba students in Grades 9 shown that increasing severity of difficult and crackdown on getting and Destination Winnipeg in later in life. Given the ongoing through 12 about their physical ac- penalties has not been an effec- access to something, clearly it will an effort to bring in big name prevalence, we have to counter tivity, eating, smoking, alcohol and tive way to deter crime,” she said. impact it,” she said. performers and huge crowds. this at a younger age,” Mackintosh drug use and overall wellness lev- “It has found that it doesn’t influ- Mackintosh and his staff will The parade will start at the said. els revealed that approximately 34 ence people in their decisions to consider different monetary fines legislature and, for the first In reaction to the 2009 Youth per cent of these students had more commit crimes. For youth in par- for teenagers and those facilitat- time in Pride history, wind its Health Survey completed by than five drinks within a two-hour ticular, it has not been found to be ing drinking when they have all the way down to the Forks for the Partners in Planning for Healthy span in the past 30 days. effective.” cross-country research. He expects rest of the day’s festivities. Living, a three-pronged approach The general effectiveness of Mackintosh acknowledges that to have the new fines in place by will be implemented: the hike in higher fines for criminal offenses fines aren’t the sole solution to the the 2010 May long weekend. fines from the current $292 per of- has been called into question by problem. 04 News The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca International News Briefs Motivationally speaking Compiled by Andrew McMonagle

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plague in war zones, especially since they experiences and support ng Yo tend to linger after the war is over. It’s the school’s goals ung fitting that a non-profit group in Africa has started using rats to uncover the hidden explosives. Tanzanian-based group APOPO has deployed these mine-detecting rodents Samuel Swanson in Mozambique, which has many decades Beat Reporter worth of mines to clear, MediaGlobal said. Usually dogs are used, but these mice have If you’ve been a high school student, you been trained to smell TNT and react. The probably know what it’s like to be rounded rats are being used because they are much up like cattle with your fellow classmates cheaper to train and they are light enough and prodded into the gymnasium to hear a that they won’t set off a mine. speaker talk about how to live your life, or how they lived their life, or both. Selection of Recovering drug addict Excavated Scandinavians school speakers is not arbitrary, though. It’s Hart Peikoff brought DORSET, England: Archaeologists believe business, and it’s consciously decided upon. his message to Grant the 51 decapitated skeletons they found “Schools typically have goals and bring in speakers that talk about the goals of the Park High School in in a mass grave belong to Scandinavian school,” said Brent Corrigan, principal of Winnipeg. He is one Vikings. BBC News reports that scientists College Sturgeon Heights Collegiate. of many motivational believe the Vikings were killed by Anglo For example, speakers with an anti-bully- speakers high school Saxons between 910 AD and 1030 AD. The ing message at Sturgeon Heights may be ap- faculty bring in to teach bodies, found during construction of a propriate because one of their goals is “trying kids hard life lessons. relief road, were confirmed from that era to keep our students as safe as possible,” ac- by radiocarbon dating. Their teeth told cording to Corrigan. the tale of their diet and the climate they Speaker prices range between a few hun- lived in. The Vikings are believed to have dred dollars to well over $500. Schools have Division 1 communications officer, by e- “In church, they give you a small glass of been executed, given the mass grave and some tactics to reduce these costs, such as mail. “[H]aving a speaker into a school is a wine, but I stole three,” Peikoff said. “I felt lack of clothing on the bodies. David Score, partnerships. For instance, Corrigan men- school-based decision.” comfortable around everyone.” tioned Manitoba Public Insurance (MPI) Faculty at Gordon Bell High School Peikoff spent many years trying every one of the archaeologists, said it was “very subsidizing a speech from Mothers Against would not field questions about the speak- substance shy of heroin to try to kill pain, unusual” to find such a large mass grave Drunk Driving (MADD). As well, sometimes ers that they bring into the school, but a he said. After cleaning up, he began speak- from that time. schools team up, having a speaker at one student was happy to share her experiences. ing at the Manitoba Youth Centre to groups school in the morning and another in the Mikaela Herbert-Hosie, a Grade 10 stu- of about 20 young people. He went on to Eleven tigers dead in three months afternoon. dent, recalls anti-drug messages as the most contact schools and began speaking at Grant LIAONING PROVINCE, China: Eleven rare Timing is another variable. prevalent topic at speaker assemblies. But Park High School. The school told him stu- Siberian tigers have died in the past 12 “If someone is travelling through here dur- Herbert-Hosie doesn’t think these speakers dents were commenting about the effect that weeks at a zoo in northeastern China. ing exam time, that won’t work,” Corrigan are necessarily getting their message across. Peikoff had on them. said. “For the overall population, no, because “I didn’t expect that kind of response and Sketchy accounts report that the tigers Sturgeon Heights is clear about the goals there are so many [students] that already do I cried,” Peikoff said. “If a few of them get it, were malnourished and being fed chicken in the selection of motivational speakers, but [drugs]; one person talking about it won’t af- it’s worth it.” bones. A wildlife protection officer from the that clarity does not branch across all schools fect them,” said Herbert-Hosie. “But it in- Herbert-Hosie sees the value, too. area said the tigers were kept in small cages in the city. forms others who are considering it.” “From an educational perspective, you’re that restricted their movements. BBC News “Schools often invite police officers, fire- Hart Peikoff, a recovering drug addict, losing time in a classroom. Learning math reports that China has about 5,000 tigers in fighter personnel, media personalities, au- recently began speaking at schools with the and science, you need [all the time] you can captivity, compared to about 50 left in the thors, artists and many, many others in message of sobriety. Peikoff has battled with get,” she said. “But racism, bullying – it all wild. A manager from the zoo said that they to speak to students over the course of the substance abuse since he was just seven years needs to be discussed.” died of various diseases. While this issue year,” said Linda Wilson, Winnipeg School old. has been drawing attention from animal rights activists, the emphasis is even greater because 2010 is the Chinese year of the tiger. The zoo is currently closed. 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e understands the need for a health barley reduces the risk of coronary N i claims grain would cho claim to make a product viable in disease. The claim was finalized in A few quick facts about barley l the food production industry. May 2006.  Barley is considered one of benefit consumers, “How would the consumers While Health Canada is still re- the founding crops of Old World farmers alike know that they want it if they don’t viewing the low-cholesterol claim, agriculture, with archaeologi- know about the health benefits? a process that typically takes from cal remains of the grain traced Health claims have a great deal of a few months to a few years, dieti- back to about 8,000 BC. benefit,” she said. “It also creates tians and nutritional consultants Kristy Rydz market awareness … if they can put are already building barley into  While barley hasn’t reached Beat Reporter a health claim on something, it’s an plans for their clients. staple-food status in Canada, it advantage in selling.” Along with the benefits of de- has long been considered one Allowing farmers to diversify creasing saturated fats, barley is in Tibet where it’s used in ev- While it’s best known as the their crops and sell more barley to overflowing with other health ben- erything from traditional foods prime ingredient in your favourite processors are among the interests efits, according to Leanne Hearn, to noodles. In Japan and China, “brewski,” top researchers, farmers the Canadian Wheat Board (CWB) founder of the Winnipeg-based it’s used as a healthy beverage. and dieticians want you to know has in supporting the claim, ac- nutrition counselling service, Right  Analysis of ancient Roman that barley can be so much more cording to its manager of IP and Fit Nutrition. gladiators’ chemical bone com- than that. Barley is becoming increasingly popular food barley programs, Andrea “Barley has quite a bit of sele- position dating back to 2 AD “Barley transcends the meals. It as more and more of the grain’s health Hilderman. nium and that’s good for the body’s suggests the warriors ate a diet can be breakfast, lunch or dinner. It benefits are being discovered. “It’s just one of those grains. immune function and repairing rich in beans and barley. really has unique advantages,” said When you learn a little more about DNA,” she said.  As a result, they were Dr. Nancy Ames, research scien- ago in conjunction with other re- it, you become passionate about With a bachelor of science with commonly referred to as tist at Agriculture and Agri-Foods searchers and backed by the Alberta getting it into the food system, giv- a major in nutrition from the “hordearii,” or “barley-eaters.” Canada’s Cereal Research Centre. Barley Commission, is the product ing consumers another grain and University of Manitoba, Hearn Ames took the lead in sub- of Ames’s 10-plus years of experi- giving farmers another crop to would recommend replacing an  In ancient Egypt, barley was mitting a health claim to Health ence in the barley field. grow on their farms,” she said. old breakfast standard with the commonly used medicinally Canada stating that people con- Even after patenting a tortilla Hilderman noted that the CWB, grain that has increasing commer- to speed up healing, remove suming three grams of the soluble wrap made only of barley and water the largest wheat and barley mar- cial popularity. phlegm and as a diagnostic beta-glucan found in barley daily and currently studying the impact keter in the world, has seen an in- “It’s loaded with fibre and it has agent to determine the sex of will experience lower cholesterol of the grain on a diabetic’s glycemic terest in barley from countries such just over triple the amount of fibre unborn children. Sources: www.oxfordjournals.org, www.agr.gc.ca, levels. index at the University of Manitoba’s as Japan and the U.K. since 2005. oatmeal has,” she said. “The only www.nationalgeographic.com, www.aaccnet.org The claim, submitted over a year Richardson Centre for Functional It was in that year that the U.S. downside of barley is that it takes Food and Drug longer to cook, but the benefits Administration clearly exceed that.” began examin-

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COMMUNITY EVENTS Vic Hooper will give a workshop for artists and perform- ers entitled MARKETING: MORE THAN A POSTER at 1 p.m. on Campus News Friday, March 26 in the Millennium Library’s Buchwald Room. Thursday, March 25, Friday, March 26 and Saturday, March 27, the Winnipeg International Children’s Festival will hold a free noon hour magic and performance series, DOWNTOWN CLOWN AROUND, in Portage Place. The Winnipeg Afro-Aboriginal Cross-cultural Association Graduates making a difference (WAACA) will be celebrating its one year anniversary with J a

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distinguished alumni l Alumni Award recipients March 18 at 8 p.m. at West End Cultural Centre. a Winnipeg’s oldest operating restaurant The Chocolate Shop Some of the names of people who will host a PSYCHIC FAIR on Saturday, March 20, with a lunch have received the award in the past buffet and psychic reading from noon until 4 p.m. Courtney Schwegel might ring a bell: Campus beat reporter A workshop on the health benefits of learning will take 1994 → Dr. Lloyd Axworthy place at the West End Cultural Centre on Saturday, March 20 1995 → Fred Penner from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m. The University of Winnipeg Alumni 1999 → Lindor Reynolds The Manitoba Association for Rights and Liberties presents Association Council is currently receiving 2001 → Guy Maddin a lunch hour panel discussion on current issues surround- nominations for this year’s Distinguished 2003 → Dr. Thomas Axworthy ing racism on Sunday, March 21 at Mondragon Cafe. Alumni Award. Since it was first given out 2004 → The Honourable Sterling Lyon St. Mary Anglican Church in Charleswood will be holding in 1990, the award has acknowledged the ex- a GIANT GARAGE / RUMMAGE SALE on Friday, March 26 and ceptional accomplishments of some of the 2005 → Raymond McFeetors Saturday, March 27. U of W’s most notable graduates. Source: www.uwinnipeg.ca But believe it or not, the very first recipi- AGRICULTURE IN THE CITY is three days of interactive ent of the Distinguished Alumni Award exhibits and presentations to bring people together in cel- wasn’t technically a graduate of the U of W. peers are what made the award so special to ebration of agriculture. This event will be held at The Forks Delza Longman, 92, was thrilled to re- Pawley. Market from Friday, March 19 until Sunday, March 21. ceive recognition for her contributions to “I was able to share it with many friends Meet every Thursday for CHESS IN THE COURT in Kennedy the university community, but said she still who were there from years gone by,” he Court on the second floor of Portage Place, throughout feels as though she didn’t really deserve it. In 1990, Delza Longman received the University said. March and April. “I was terribly pleased, of course,” she of Winnipeg Alumni Association Council's first Pawley, former MLA for Selkirk and for- FREE INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS CLASS. An opportunity said. “But I felt a little guilty, as if I shouldn’t Distinguished Alumni Award. mer premier of Manitoba, is currently an to meet with other students and Canadian friends while be getting it because I wasn’t exactly ... an associate professor emeritus in the politi- learning English and the Bible. Takes place on Sundays from alumnus. I think the university just wanted cal science department at the University of noon until 1:30 p.m. at Elim Chapel, 546 Portage Ave. For to do something nice because I had been who have done all sorts of good things.” Windsor. more information call Val & Veda Chacko at 257-1670. helpful.” Del Sexsmith, president of the alumni as- Nominations for the Distinguished In addition to finishing the big task sociation council, said all the past winners Alumni Award are due Wednesday, March ON CAMPUS of cataloguing her late husband’s collec- have had a great sense of altruism and inter- 31. The Alumni Association Council and Relax between classes by attending a free YOGA class on tion of archival documents for the U of est in the betterment of the community. members of the board of regents will then Wednesdays at 12:30 p.m. in 0T19 the Theatre Building or a W library, Longman helped a visually-im- “The people who stand out in my mind review the nominees and vote by private bal- free MEDITATION workshop Thursdays at 12:30 p.m. in the paired professor with marking assignments are community leaders,” he said. lot to choose a winner. The Distinguished UWSA Boardroom. The program ends Thursday, March 25. and tutored students in English. Although Howard Pawley, the most recent recipi- Alumni Award recipient will be selected by the past recipients hail from diverse back- ent of the award, was honoured to be cho- the end of April. The Urban Aboriginal Strategy and the Comprehensive grounds including politics, community ac- sen in 2008. Sexsmith said although alumni typically Community Initiative of Winnipeg present a three-day tivism, journalism, art and music, they are “After three-quarters of a century con- submit the nominations for the award, stu- gathering where youth, Elders and their supporters will united in their outstanding community tributing to community life ... it is certainly dents are more than welcome to nominate share cultural and ceremonial knowledge and practices to strengthen and support individuals, families and communi- contributions. a very positive feeling to be recognized by alumni as well. ties to heal from addictions. Friday, March 26 until Sunday, “That is one of the nice things about [the your peers,” he said. “I would definitely encourage that,” he March 28 in the University of Winnipeg’s Riddell Hall. award],” Longman said. “It is not just for Returning to the U of W convocation said. [people] in one category; it is for people stage and reconnecting with his university Virtuosi Concert ends off another season with a perfor- mance by violinist JONATHAN CROW in the University of Winnipeg’s Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall. 8 p.m. THE COCA-COLA CASE, a documentary about the legal case against the soda pop company in Columbia, will screen in A pipe band, speeches and more speeches the Manitoba Boardroom at the University of Winnipeg on Tuesday, March 23. A look into U of W’s Dr. Marsha Hanen will deliver a lecture entitled WHERE DO the speeches seemed to drag on forever. WE GO FROM HERE? THINKING ABOUT WOMEN’S EQUALITY convocation traditions “When you talk to people after the cer- AND ETHICS at noon Wednesday, March 24 in Eckhardt- emony ... the general reaction was, ‘God, Gramatté Hall. that was an amazing amount of speeches that really didn’t have anything to do with The University of Winnipeg Professional Studies Program Courtney Schwegel anything,’” she said. Area is holding an information session for individuals inter- Campus beat reporter But Duggan said the speeches are an in- ested in pursuing careers in the Public Relations Marketing tegral part of the ceremony. Management or the Human Resource Management field. “You don’t want to alter it too much,” Tuesday, March 30 at 4 p.m. in room 4 on the 14th floor of 275 Portage Ave. Receiving a diploma is a moment most Duggan said. “We try to make it as much of students look forward to throughout their a celebration for the students as we possibly Prairie Fire Press and The University of Winnipeg present university careers. But through all the ex- can, but there is still a formality to it that award-winning poet and novelist Marilyn Bowering, who citement on this special day, students may makes it a very distinct ceremony.” will deliver the Anne Szumigalski Memorial Lecture, titled overlook many of the deeply-rooted tradi- Another feature of U of W convocation, RE-DISCOVERING ANCIENT SPRINGS: A CONSIDERATION tions of the convocation ceremony. which has received some criticism due to its OF METAPHORICAL SPACE on Friday, March 19 at 7 p.m. in “[Convocation] is just loaded with tradi- Christian nature, is the prayer of invocation Convocation Hall at the University of Winnipeg. tion. It is the most traditional thing at the which is recited at the beginning of each The UWSA general elections will take place from Friday, university,” said Carol MacKay, convoca- ceremony by the dean of theology. Because March 12 to Friday, March 19. tion officer at the University of Winnipeg. of the U of W’s past affiliations with the The UWSA SAFEWALK PROGRAM is looking for volunteers to According to MacKay, the program for United Church, it is important to include it walk students, faculty and staff to their cars, bus stops or convocation has remained fairly consistent in the ceremony, according to Duggan. residences within a reasonable distance. Each four-hour over the years. “It is more a kind of blessing that doesn’t shift will receive an $18 honorarium. “The ceremonies are like a carbon copy, express the sentiments of any particular re- one after the other, and they are all pretty ligion ... but that is inclusive of all faiths,” Every Wednesday from 12:30 to 1 p.m. there is an interfaith much the same,” she said. she said. university chapel service in the Carl Ridd Sanctuary in To some, these customs are what make Even so, Poley felt the prayer was out of Bryce Hall. All are welcome. the ceremony special. RY place. A VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES According to Darcy Duggan, director of JA N “We are a non-denominational school,” university events and special functions at NZ she said. “I did find it inappropriate.” Volunteer Manitoba will host the 27th Annual Volunteer the U of W, there is a certain sentimental While it is important to keep old tradi- Awards Dinner on Tuesday, April 20 during National value in U of W’s traditions. tions in place, the university has added new Volunteer Week at the Convention Centre in Winnipeg. Duggan said her favourite part of convo- faculty. MacKay said this tends to be the traditions to the convocation, including a The West Broadway Youth Outreach Centre is always look- cation, and something unique to the U of most time-consuming part of the two-and- valedictorian address. The address, MacKay ing for more volunteers to help with a variety of programs W, is when the graduates are led onto the a-half hour ceremony. said, was added to the program about 10 including sports, tutoring and other programs to benefit stage by the Winnipeg Police Pipe Band. “Some of the speeches ... are fairly long,” years ago to give the graduates more owner- inner-city youth. Call (204) 774-0451 or stop by 222 Furby St. “It’s beautiful,” she said. “It sets the stage she said. “[We] try to encourage them to ship over their ceremony. to offer your skills. for the ceremony to come.” keep it short, but you add them all together “Convocation is for the students, and that Another important feature of convo- and it takes a bit of time.” is their part of the show,” MacKay said. Do you have a few hours a month to spare? Want to help make our community a place where women and children cation common to all ceremonies is the Kathleen Poley, a recent graduate of the are safe, healthy, valued and empowered? Become a volun- speeches made by administrative staff and U of W, said that during her convocation teer board member at Fort Garry Women’s Resource Centre. Call 477-1123 or visit fgwrc.ca for more information. Campus News 07 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter

Wesmen volleyball seasons Campus come to a close short of nationals News Briefs

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cs students to take advantage of Veteran Ariel Smith remembered the new and existing tax benefits Sarah Reilly the weekend as a good experience available to them. Students may be Volunteer staff for the team because although they able to claim benefits for money lost 3–0 both nights, the Wesmen they’ve spent on textbooks, tuition, competed well in every set. moving expenses, bus passes, child The 2009–2010 Wesmen Men’s On Nov. 6 and 7, 2009, while on care and even the interest on their Volleyball team started out the sea- the road once again, the Wesmen student loans. Remember that son with six talented new athletes took on Alberta. The Wesmen eligibility for some programs depend in the program. dropped the Friday night match on which province or territory you live in. For more information on the The team was first put to the test 3–0, but came back to win on benefits, credits and deductions you this season in Regina and Brandon Saturday. may qualify for, visit www.cra.gc.ca/ pre-season tournaments. In the “It showed us that we could com- students. Brandon tournament, the Wesmen pete with the top teams. It was a big were destroyed by Brandon 3–0. win for us,” commented Smith. Exhibit celebrates However, the two teams met again Fourth year Wesmen When the second half of the sea- Manitobans making in the tournament final. men’s volleyball son began on Jan. 15, the Wesmen waves worldwide “We showed ourselves the level player Justin came out strong. While both The U of W will be hosting “Global we could play at,” Coach Larry Duff was recently matches were competitive, the Citizens: Manitobans Working McKay remembered. named a First Team Wesmen defeated the St. Mary’s Together for a Better World” from now until Monday, April 5 at the They beat Brandon 3–1 to win All-Canadian. The Huskies convincingly both times. the match. Unfortunately, the Wesmen Hamilton Galleria in the library. The Wesmen ended By the end of the first half of the faced top teams near the end of the exhibit explores Manitoba’s role in their season with season, the Wesmen did not have regular-season, including Trinity, the international community, while the record they had anticipated. a record of 19 wins Regina and Calgary, all of whom honouring the efforts of individual and 16 losses. Manitobans who are working to The men’s record was 4–5. made it to the national champi- improve and save lives in the “There was a feeling amongst the onships this year. Though Smith developing world. The exhibit was group of questioning each other,” 11–7 by the time playoffs began. competitive Canada West is as a di- commented that the Wesmen were launched by Gary Doer in the spring McKay noted. The Wesmen had a tough draw and vision,” Duff said. competitive in the matches, they of 2009 and has been touring the However, the team started off had to travel to Trinity Western Dan Lother was named to the were unable to pull off the wins and, province ever since. The event is strong in the second half of the sea- University in Langley, B.C. for the CanWest Second All-Star Team, at season’s end, did not have the re- being organized by the Manitoba son and swept the Saskatchewan first round CanWest Playoffs in a while Matthew Schriemer was cord needed to make playoffs. Council for International Cooperation Huskies in the first match in best of three series. named CIS Rookie of the year. However, looking back at the (MCIC). January. After losing the first match on This year saw new life in the season, Smith, who was named Fourth-year CIS All Canadian, Thursday, Feb. 25, the team fought Wesmen Women’s Volleyball team. to the CanWest Second All-Star Business students go Justin Duff, remembers the week- back and took Friday’s match 3–0. After coming off a tough 2008– Team, smiled. hungry, homeless end well. Yet the Wesmen came up short on 2009 season, the Wesmen were “It was great,” she said. “I love Five students from the Asper School “We had just [come] off a bit of Saturday night, when Trinity ended ready to turn the game around. the girls, and Di pushed us to our of Business are taking part in “Five a slump, and we played two of our the Wesmen season, defeating U of Coach Diane Scott had a success- limits, which was beneficial to our Days for the Homeless” at the U of M campus from Sunday, March 14 to best matches of the season against W in three sets. ful recruiting year, as seven prom- team and made us compete to the Friday, March 19. They are hoping to them,” he said. “It’s really unfortunate how it ising athletes joined the Wesmen best of our capabilities.” collect cash and food donations, as The men’s record improved to ended, but it just goes to show how including Sonia Rossy, who be- well as raise awareness on the issue of homelessness. The students are not permitted to shower or sleep indoors and can eat only what they receive through charity, but they And... Cut! That’s a wrap! are still expected to attend classes. Proceeds raised will go to Resource

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Men’s Basketball team to step out “It’s been a long hard struggle, e Basketball season llyrt mo organization which assists at-risk onto the court, with the hopeful and hopefully things will turn out youth. “Five Days for Homelessness” ambition that these men did, that for the kids,” Crook commented to comes to an end for o n began as a charity campaign at the is the true spectacle. They went the Winnipeg Sun in early January pho University of Alberta in 2005. This t the Wesmen out and did their best every single after stepping down from his posi- o year, students from 15 Canadian gr

game. tion as head coach. “The basketball aph y. universities will participate. The last game of the season may program will always have a big part com have been one of the best games of my heart.” PIPE, U of W applaud Casandra Anderson fans have seen all year. The small The team was shocked and it medical isotope funding Volunteer staff Duckworth Centre crowd cheered showed in their play. The 2010 federal budget has like the Wesmen had just won a Grant Richter ended the 2009– promised $48 million in funding championship. 2010 season by leading the team to over two years for medical isotope You could say that a men’s basket- The Men’s Basketball team has their first and only win. research, a decision welcomed by ball team that loses almost every experienced mishaps all season, The Wesmen will be presenting both the University of Winnipeg game in a season isn’t entertain- one being the loss of their coach, a new head coach next season and and the Prairie Isotope Production Enterprise (PIPE). PIPE was formed ment – and you may be right. Yet Dave Crook, midway through the hope to kick off the 2010–2011 sea- in 2009, after the appointment of a it’s the courage of the Wesmen season. son with a full-on comeback. federal panel on medical isotopes. To the Wesmen Women’s The organization proposes that the Basketball team, your fans tip medical isotope, Molybdenum-99, be their hats to you. produced here in Manitoba using an This was the last season electron accelerator. Jeff Martin, U SUMMER Winnipeggers had the chance of W physicist and leading PIPE team to see Jessica Stromberg flex her At the beginning of March, Wesmen member, claims that if implemented, JOBS guns at the Duckworth Centre. women's basketball player Jessica the PIPE proposal would increase The fifth-year basketball star Stromberg was named the Canada West stability in medical isotope supplies, Women's Basketball nominee for the as well as the diversity of medical was nominated for the Tracy isotopes available. COLLEGE PRO PAINTERS MacLeod Award. Tracy MacLeod Award. Alongside Stromberg, Catie is presently looking for responsible / hard- Gooch, in her fourth year, out rather quickly. Kinesiology students #1 was named for the third time “We had an up-and-down sea- at national competition, working University or College win a shoe students for: to the Canada West Women’s son,” Coach Tanya McKay said. On the first weekend in March, 20 Basketball Second All-Star Team. “We played well at times, beat- students from U of W competed at Gooch had a concussion around ing three top 10 teams in the CIS. the 15th annual Kinesiology Games Full-Time Painting Positions the end of the season and missed At times we did not play well and in Guelph, Ont. The “Kin Games” a few games, but she came back found ourselves losing games we are the largest student-organized May - August to find herself on top. should not have ... [But] overall, we kinesiology conference in Canada, No experience required, There’s a lot to say about a had a year of growth.” and include both physical and women’s team that plays until Training season will be here be- academic challenges. The U of W we will train you to paint. they are red in the face. It was a fore you know it. The Wesmen team earned top honours over the weekend, beating out 16 other pleasure for many fans to watch teams are sure to pick up some new universities, including York and McGill. Positions available in your area. the team execute proper plays, rookies in the near future. Their prize: “The Shoe,” a trophy activate the crowd and bring Hope to see you next season in which looks just the way it sounds, If interested call 1-888-277-9787 Winnipeg home-court wins. the crowds of noisemakers, beer awarded each year to the team which or apply online at www.collegepro.com These ladies made it to the first drinkers, chant ranters and, of best demonstrates athleticism, spirit round of the playoffs and beat course, the Wesmen. and sportsmanship. 08 The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca

Comments A sacrifice of Olympic proportions

Toll taken on a contribution to national pride. death, will not be in vain. For varying reasons, the athletes Despite the lip-service safety and athletes’ bodies are willing to accept these risks as peripheral padding at the Olympics, well. It is time that we collectively the overriding ethic truly is that of should start to be acknowledge the reality of the dan- “faster, higher, stronger.” These ath- addressed by IOC, The luge track was deliberately built to be the fans fastest in the world. Were Olympians denied the ability to challenge world records due to Alana Westwood track design, the outcry from athletes, officials Volunteer and fans alike would have been thundering.

The Vancouver 2010 Olympics, for gers of pushing the limits, both in letes are striving for one moment of some, is a distant memory. For oth- the present and the future. podium glory, regardless of whether ers, the bruises splotched across tat- The luge track was deliberately concussion-induced brain damage tered bodies are only just beginning built to be the fastest in the world. will rob them of that memory a de- to fade. Were Olympians denied the ability cade later. These days, our athletes Though Canadians remem- to challenge world records due to are not ambassadors, but martyrs. ber these Olympics as a celebra- sport-specific rules on padding and snowboard cross gold, but did track design, the outcry from ath- We must ask what we want tion of national (hockey) pride, safety devices, provisions are not so after her ninth knee surgery. letes, officials and fans alike would of ourselves and our athletes for the rest of the world will remember made for the lifelong health and Ashleigh McIvor brought home ski have been thundering. the Sochi, Russia Olympics in Vancouver 2010 as the Olympics well-being of Olympic athletes. cross gold despite having dislocated Does this quest for glory war- 2014. Perhaps we should ask the that killed Georgian luge athlete The IOC’s ethics may pay lip ser- her shoulder 14–15 times (by her rant sending sliders 150 km/h down Olympians of 20 years ago where Nodar Kumaritashvili. His death vice to safety, but these seem overrid- count). Women’s hockey legend a track, or skiers 115 km/h down a they are now. was both untimely and tragic, but den by the age-old Olympic motto Hayley Wickenheiser played with a hill? Can they make a living? And not surprising. of Citius, Altius, Fortius (Latin for broken bone in her right hand dur- This may be the reality of sport, more importantly, can they still The International Olympic “Faster, Higher, Stronger”). The ing the 2006 Olympics. In 1997 and but another reality is that five of walk? Committee (IOC) has official val- competitors know it is about push- 1998, injuries caused Clara Hughes our alpine skiers had their Olympic ues of developing a better world ing limits, and they are sacrificing to miss nearly two entire seasons. dreams dashed by injury after de- Alana Westwood is an evening-and- through sport. As an organization their bodies and, as Kumaritashvili As any competitive athlete voting years of their lives training weekend philosopher whose blog committed to ethical standards, proved, their lives. knows, injury is inevitable. for the event. If we can finally see can be found at http://gapingwhole. they support humanitarian and Consider the health of Canada’s We, the audience, are willing to the error in our logic, perhaps their wordpress.com. diplomatic work. Yet, other than top athletes. Maëlle Ricker won accept these risks in exchange for hard work, and Kumaritashvili’s illustration by melody morrissette

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Canadians need to congressman is already neck deep explaining We are 15 years passed the signing of NAFTA why his position exists in the first place). Canadians need to begin and there is very little political will to see this pay attention to what The second force is the bang-for-buck in- having a discussion on what agreement discarded. In fact, technological is happening in the vested in the president or a senator. Since the the growing union between development and the formation of multi- end of the Second World War, these have Canada and the U.S. will lateral trading blocs around the world have United States been the most powerful decision makers in made globalization inevitable. Canada will the world, so providing a little campaign mean for us economically become a tighter partner with the U.S. money can go a long way to securing global and politically. Canadians need to begin having a discus- markets and controlling domestic interests. sion on what the growing union between Joe Kornelsen Americans have zoned out as politicians’ these two countries will mean for us econom- Volunteer lies are increasingly sponsored. Elsewhere, ambiguous official immigra- ically and politically. There are no meaningful The mainstream media is also in disastrous tion policy has left the border with Mexico discussions on how to make global transna- shape; issues are poorly debated, there is lit- wide open and there is a tacit acceptance of tional integration democratic. Nationalisms Having just returned from a five-week trip tle exposure of Washington corruption and illegal immigrants. This has kept wages low in are often played off against each other to limit in the United States of America, I have made the world outside the United States is sel- the border states, made a class of people who our faith in the people of other nations. some observations of our southern neigh- dom talked about. Beyond the empty talk- work under threat of deportation and created Further, we need to ensure that the eco- bour that I think are worth noting. ing heads and talking points, consequential a group of low-wage or jobless American citi- nomic drag of greater income disparity does I came of political maturity during the things are happening: The governing major- zens with strong anti-immigrant sentiments. not occur in Canada. administration of George W. Bush and, de- ity is stalled by a reticent minority; the judi- Defence spending makes up some 20 per Americans are, however, engaged at the spite countless warnings to the contrary, I ciary has declared it unconstitutional to limit cent of the budget and, in the absence of local and state level in a way that should still held out hope that a democratic regime corporate or union campaign advertising fi- transfer payments between states, securing shame any Canadian. The pride that the in Washington would reverse much of what nancing; and no meaningful action has been military contracts is one of the best ways for American people have in their country did happened from 2000 to 2008. So far this taken on preventing another economic crash congressmen to bring money into a state. get them out of the power and income po- hasn’t happened and, worse, it doesn’t appear like that of 2008. These are not just America’s concerns. larization that was occurring 100 years ago. that it will happen. The No Child Left Behind program ini- They should be Canada’s as well. Although the American people know they The American people do not have the gov- tiated by the Bush administration allocated The course that Canada takes is inextrica- can do it again on their own, it can’t hurt if ernment they deserve. There are two forces school funding based on the grades received bly bound to the course taken by the United the people of Canada want to support them. that have shaped their current government. by students on standardized tests. Schools States. Although we are able to chart an inde- The first is that Americans have carried to the are now unofficially labelled “A” schools, “B” pendent course, history and geography have Joe Kornelsen is a roofer in Southern present the revolutionary fear of too much schools or “C” schools depending on these placed us well within the American sphere of Manitoba while on a year-long hiatus from government (while a Canadian parliamen- grades. As a result, funding for underper- influence and we need to be concerned where school. tarian’s bullshit starts at policy objectives, a forming inner-city schools is drying up. that sphere is going. Taking a stand against the Israeli occupation of Palestine

...which doesn’t mean Now imagine a student who is hanging ing occupation. The other is Hamas, whose propriated more and more land and, conse- aimlessly, like Humpty Dumpty on the wall, members throw rockets at unarmed civilians quently, the social fabric of the Palestinians. supporting terror coming across these two opposed views. What and detonate themselves in Israeli areas, aim- Within the same week of the Israeli Apartheid would happen? Quite frankly, they would fall ing to kill and scare as many as they can. Week, about 50,000 new housing units in and break as a result of a paralysis due to the If one understands the colonial relation of Jerusalem neighbourhoods were being built Fadi Ennab failure to reach a meaningful decision. Israel and its occupation of Palestinian ter- on Palestinian land illegally occupied since Volunteer Regardless of the legal and rational justi- ritories, while trying to be ethically consid- 1967. fications for supporting the Palestinians, it erate of the present, Israeli and Palestinian Neutrality implies settling for the way becomes especially problematic when sup- terrorism against civilians must be con- things are, implying that one accepts a cer- The beginning of March in Winnipeg wit- porting the Palestinians’ right to resist a mili- demned. The violent actions committed in tain structuring of relations as real, when in nessed a controversial event called the Israeli tary occupation when perceived by the mass the name of Palestinians against unarmed fact it is grounded in historical factors. Being Apartheid Week, which ran worldwide from media as supporting terrorism or racism. Israeli civilians are as much unworthy and neutral and not taking a proactive action March 1 to 14. In short, this was “good” for I suggest an approach to discussing the inhumane as they are repulsive. They are also against the Israeli occupation de facto means some and “bad” for others: good because it matter beyond issues of truth, good or bad, counterproductive. supporting it. gives Palestinians a voice to speak and at- beyond Israelis or Palestinians. The same and more applies to terror- If Israel really wants to get rid of terrorism, tempts to break the silence around them; In this light, speaking of terrorism, we ism perpetrated by the Israeli state against oppression and state militarization have to be on the other hand, it is bad because it is per- find two kinds. One is Israel’s military, who Palestinians. Why? Because the history of crossed out because continuing the occupa- ceived as a movement that provides a space to bring oppression to the minds and bodies colonialism indicates that the root cause tion simply generates more terrorists. promote “hatred against Jews.” of Palestinians via massacres and the ongo- of the Palestinian terrorism is Israeli terror. Terrorism, whether committed by the Research on suicide bombers shows that Israeli state or by Palestinian individuals or they are not religious fanatics motivated groups, aims for a just end without consid- by irrationalism, but believe themselves to ering the unethical means by which these Education is not the fi lling of a pail, be striving towards a rational goal, namely ends are reached. Palestinian terrorists allow the eviction of an occupation. Israel to further justify its violence against the “ but the lighting of a fi re. Terror breeds terror. Palestinian people by making everything per- William Butler Yeats If we fail to acknowledge the right of missible against them. ” the Palestinians to resist in the present, we Taking a stance against the Israeli occupa- condemn our own and others’ freedom to tion of Palestinian territories does not mean resist. Until the Palestinians have a right you are anti-Israel or anti-Jewish or a blind to exist and return, like the Israelis, the supporter of the Palestinians. It means you Palestinian lands will continue to be up- support a more ethically responsible Israel. rooted for more Israelis to arrive. If you Whether this will ever happen or not, it is do not take a stance against the coloniza- still necessary to try. tion of all peoples on earth, by default you become complicit in their dispossession. Fadi Ennab is a graduate student in sociology Since 1948, Israel’s government has ex- at the University of Manitoba. Application Deadline Extended Apply Today Heal mind, Enhance your university body, and spirit degree by expanding your skill-set through the The first program of its kind in western Canada to receive One-Year Bachelor of full government approval, Grant MacEwan University’s Education program. Acupuncture program reflects the highest standards Increase your employ- of competency and practice. ment opportunities with This program provides three years of a professional credential comprehensive study in acupuncture and in just eight months. Traditional Chinese Medicine, preparing you to become a Registered Acupuncturist.

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Students need to The president is not so much an actual presidential leader as a spokesperson for U know who, and what, of W students. The spokesperson aspect defi- they are voting for nitely comes with the territory of any presi- dency, but it should not be the main feature. The lack of leadership inherent in the presi- dent’s position completely changes the elec- Matty Rygiel toral voting thought process. Volunteer Staff Had I known that the president does not lead his VPs, it would have completely altered my past voting choices. I would have voted It has recently come to my attention that for the smoothest talker, not the best leader. S there is no hierarchy within the University of A smooth talker would be the bet- am Winnipeg Students’ Association (UWSA) ex- ter choice, solely because the position does H a g e ecutive. The president has no sort of substan- not require the responsibility of leadership. nl tial authority over the vice-presidents. A smooth talker would be able to make U oche

This is alarming, as the title of “president” of W students and the university itself look r comes with many important responsibili- amazing in public because of their ability to ties in other organizations and even other communicate. Anyone who has read a single bylaw for When you vote, understand the hierar- student groups. One of, if not the most im- Perhaps the most problematic thing about any organization knows that they are not chy: Students at the top, then the board of portant, responsibility is leadership when it the lack of hierarchy within the executive is simple sentences that can be read on a bus directors, and then the equally powerful UWSA comes to any presidency. that it is misrepresented to students. It’s not on the way to school. executives. In any democratic group, leadership is fair to students who are paying into some- To understand bylaws, the entire docu- very important and an invaluable skill to thing we are not clear on. Furthermore, it ment needs to be read slowly and carefully, Matty Rygiel will be voting differently at this possess in university, not to mention its value means that many students vote in UWSA elec- always making references to earlier bylaws in year’s UWSA elections. in the workplace. tions under false information. It’s not fair to order to connect all the rules. I have spoken to several people, includ- the elected president either, because that per- ing current president Jason Syvixay, who son is not receiving the complete experience confirmed that the UWSA executive has no of being a leader for a large organization. hierarchy. Instead, UWSA executives such as I wouldn’t be so shocked about this lack the vice-president of student services and the of hierarchy if it was explicitly made clear president are equals. to students, but it’s not. The truth is tucked The executive answers to the board of di- away in the bylaws which, although any stu- rectors, such as the arts director. The direc- dent can access them, very few actually read. tors answer to the requests and demands They shouldn’t have to read them in order to of the students within the capacity of their understand the realities of who and to what position. capacity they are electing individuals. Faithful priorities God doesn’t put you on God, I think she had an angel.” The parents of Isaiah May called Isaiah “a little miracle” the top of his list and said that he is “now home in the arms of the angels.” U of W - Uniter:u of Winnipeg - The Uniter 02/02/10 10:47 AM Page 1 Religious debate aside, one must carefully consider the weight of those two statements. Liam Scott The mother of the abused girl is suggesting Volunteer that, of all those who are victims of sexual abuse worldwide, God chose to assist her lit- tle girl in identifying her attacker. It also sug- The role of religion and faith in our lives is gests that God was aware of the little girl’s no doubt something worth considering and sexual abuse and chose to wait until after- Are You READY? there are two recent issues which deal with ward to assist her, as opposed to stopping the the role of God in our lives: that of a six- entire thing from happening. year-old girl who was abducted and sexually In this same vein, the parents of Isaiah assaulted in The Pas, and that of brain-dead May are suggesting that Isaiah’s birth and “Employment for baby Isaiah May in Edmonton. survival was an act of God whom, suppos- The girl was walking to school when a edly, allowed Isaiah to live and ignored the public-relations teenage male abducted her. There he sexually plight of countless other childbirth tragedies. assaulted her before she escaped. Not only is this a presumptuous thing to say, positions should Most sexual abuse victims are too trau- but it completely discounts the work of the matized to recall the details of their abuse, doctors and the feats of technology that were increase 24% by making it difficult for authorities to arrest actually responsible for Isaiah’s survival. the abusers. The girl in this story was, quite A recent study by Scott Schieman at the 2018.” - Wall Street Journal, 2010 incredibly, able to recall the exact location of University of Toronto shows that this mind- the assault, as well as the details of the house’s set is not limited only to those under extreme interior and the appearance of the resident. emotional and psychological duress. His The arrest was made within hours of the study found that eight out of 10 Americans assault. depend on God for decision-making guid- Isaiah May was born in October 2009 ance, while seven in 10 believe that when with his umbilical cord wrapped around his bad things happen, it is part of God’s divine throat. The oxygen deprivation at birth did plan. Six in 10 believe that God has actu- catastrophic damage to Isaiah’s brain and he ally planned the course of their entire lives was placed on life support instantly. The doc- already. Schieman admits the numbers are tors at the hospital knew that Isaiah would lower in Canada, but not by all that much. www.dce.uwinnipeg.ca never recover from the trauma and recom- People choose to accept God as a close mended he be removed from life support. personal friend because it brings comfort. The Mays vehemently opposed this de- Where this mindset loses traction, however, Public Relations and Marketing cision and people across the continent ral- is when God supposedly starts taking sides. lied in support of little Isaiah’s right to life. Are we really so self-absorbed to believe that Management Diploma Program Isaiah’s parents sought the second opinion of God puts us at the top of his priority list? another doctor, in the hopes that he would If God is able to intervene in our daily offer a better prognosis. A second opinion lives, he sure has a lot of explaining to do in found that Isaiah be removed from life sup- places like Haiti and Darfur. Finished a degree, but headed nowhere fast? Wondering what to do next? Fast- port and on March 12 he was. It’s time we start taking a look at how we forward your career with the Public Relations and Marketing Management Program Both of these stories recount events that view God in our lives and consider his exis- most people cannot imagine dealing with. tence on a global scale, not just a personal and leave a lasting impression in today's digital and global marketplace. The trauma of sexual abuse is life long, and one. the pain of losing one’s firstborn child mere Until we can all sort out these questions months after meeting him is a pain nobody ourselves, we should stop assuming that For more information, contact Colleen Little at [email protected] wishes to encounter. What is interesting there is an all-powerful being and we are his or view our website, www.dce.uwinnipeg.ca to learn more about these issues is what those involved had top priority. to say afterward. The mother of the sexually-abused girl was Liam Scott is a first year student at the quoted as saying, “I’m not a religious person, University of Winnipeg. I don’t go to church ... but I do have faith in 11 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter Arts & Culture Arts Briefs Compiled by Kristy Rydz Mama’s got a brand new bag and Kaeleigh Ayre C o Prolific Winnipeg urt project better. In fact, it ended up This Justin es

y expanding the scope of the proj- Just when you thought you were musician Chris C of ect,” Bauer said. safe, Justin Bieber takes over h ri Twitter. Canada’s latest teen s Mama Bauer goes Ba u “Putting my own heartthrob is gunning for the e r visual component title of “tweet king,” one follower solo and creates at a time. According to trend- [on each track] his own Universe tracking website Whatthetrend. served the project com, the 16-year-old was the of Horrors better. In fact it ended number-one tweeted about topic up expanding the last week, and came only second to the Oscars this week. Bieber scope of the project." Lee Repko currently ranks within the Top 140 —Chris Mama Bauer, musician users and it is entirely possible Volunteer Staff that the singer may yet crack the Top 100, thanks to the substantial “I needed the artwork and I In ’50s fiction, the idea of UFO didn’t want to afford it or have to way his number of followers has movement was unnatural to pilots explain my vision so I decided to been growing over the past few and scientists of the day because of do it myself: learn the program and months. While he is far behind the their proposed ability to stop on a begin forming the vision on my Big 10 in followers, which includes dime and make 90 degree turns: own.” such celebrities as Lady Gaga and President Barack Obama, who all sharp angles taken at high speeds Don't let the mask fool you: Chris Bauer is not the villain in the next Spider-Man movie. The result is stunning and be- have 3 million-plus followers, he with no regards to Newton’s first The local experimental garage rocker and American Flamewhip co-founder released his wildering, not unlike the strange is consistently a trending topic. law of motion. first solo effort, A Universe of Horrors, last fall. sounds contained on the album When an artist veers sharply itself. His Twitter popularity is aided off of his trajectory, he often risks “Doing it myself, I added not only by his fans expressing losing the people following him, a project he co-founded with creatively hyperactive individual al- my final stamp. I enjoyed learn- love but also by the haters who unable to make that turn, often Winnipeg hard rock diva Joanne ways left an outlet for himself. ing [the software] and doing the post their disgust at his constant alienating the audience as a result. J-Rod Rodriguez five years ago. The result is over 15 years of manipulations.” presence. So haters, if you don’t For prolific local musician Chris With Horrors, Bauer treads cu- “Sun Ra inspired jazz and B-Movie Follow Bauer’s UFO-like journey have something nice to say, Mama Bauer, though, A Universe of riously closer in structure to the Horror/Science Fiction sound- if you will, March 18 at the WAG. perhaps tweeting about it isn’t Horrors, his first full solo release, is audio-brutality of his first band, tracks,” said Bauer. He will present the best way to prove your point. not a true 90 degree turn. Stagmummer, one of the greatest a photo-essay reflecting on Horrors You’ll only make it worse. This 19-track disc, released by Winnipeg heavy rock bands of the at the Winnipeg Art Gallery at next local label Transistor 66, is a com- last 20 years, which disbanded in Thursday’s 15 Minutes at the WAG.  See Chris Mama Bauer display art- pilation of Bauer’s musically sa- 2001. Bauer promised an in-depth look work from A Universe of Horrors March Bacon > sex 18 at the Winnipeg Art Gallery vant ticks recorded over the past 15 For years Bauer has been the at four of the 18 custom photo ma- We already knew Canadians love  The special presentation begins their bacon. But a new survey by years. go-to guy in the city for those nipulations created for each track at 7pm. Maple Leaf Foods has found that The result is a far cry from his best wanting a heavy hitter with solid on the album, which he personally  The A Universe of Horrors album is known role as multi-instrumental- timing, playing hired gun on over authored. available on Transistor 66 Records. 43 per cent of Canucks would ist and songwriter in local garage two dozen local projects. “Putting my own visual com-  Visit www.myspace.com/mamagout choose the greasy, crispy meat rock band American Flamewhip, With such a busy schedule, this ponent [on each track] served the over having sex. The survey, conducted by Angus Reid in early December to mark the launch of Maple Leaf’s Recloseable Bacon, also noted regional difference in the adoration of the popular pork Putting nonsense to good use product. Twenty-three per cent of prairie folks from Manitoba and How someone who hated playing music and couldn’t sing ended up a musician Saskatchewan have wondered if their partner loves bacon more

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Volunteer Staff J of The six-song EP, which Struthers would give up sex before bacon. Strut ames will be releasing on Thursday, March 25 at the Pyramid Cabaret, And ladies, if you’re looking for Don’t let James Struthers fool you is titled Nadia. a man, consider seeking out a – the local songwriter may sing he “The summation of [Nadia] is new meat-infused perfume. When r about Transformers and Easy-Bake s the excitement of the beginning men were asked to rank a series Ovens, but he has a sound and style of a relationship. Your first child- of aromas, 23 per cent put bacon beyond his years. ish views of love and the stuff in in the top spot. Struthers, 21, began his musical between falling in love and having journey at the ripe age of three or your heart broken.” The revolution must four years old, when his mother en- Songs on the EP range from the have a permit rolled him in piano lessons against upbeat You, Me and Optimus Prime Want to overthrow the U.S. his will. to the mellow Tanqueray Blues and, government? A new law on the “I hated piano. My mom made ultimately, the regretful title track books in South Carolina requires me stay in [lessons] for a long time Nadia. any “subversive” group to and at one point we made a deal: With help from his friend, local register and state their intentions [she would] buy me an Xbox or Local singer-songwriter James Struthers takes a fashionable riverside squat. Struthers, R&B songstress Flo, Struthers ap- with a $5 fee to Secretary of Playstation or something like that who began playing music at an early age, will be releasing his debut EP Nadia March 25 plied and received a demo grant State, according to Fitsnews. if I continued,” said Struthers of his through Manitoba Film and Music at the Pyramid Cabaret. com. The Subversive Activities final days of piano lessons before and began recording through Pipe entering high school. and Hat. Fellow musician Arun Registration Act requires a form It wasn’t long until Struthers Vancouver. After spending a couple Struthers. Chaturvedi also gave Struthers a be filled out by E“ very member of picked up a guitar instead. Trying years snowboarding the mountains His songwriting process proved hand, and he was finally able to re- a subversive organization, or an to sing turned out to be more of a and going to school, he started to to be a little unorthodox. lease the album. organization subject to foreign challenge. reconnect again with his music. “I don’t normally start off with “People keep asking me why [the control, every foreign agent and “I actually couldn’t sing at all. “I started playing a lot of open intent or with inspiration. It’s kind album is called] Nadia, and I keep every person who advocates, Once I got good enough to play mics in Kelowna, and I decided I of a free flow exercise. When I start responding, ‘That’s a conversation teaches, advises or practices the and hum along, I started singing wanted to take this a little more se- songwriting, I’ll say nonsense until we’ll have over a bottle of wine.’” duty, necessity or propriety of by myself and in the shower,” said riously. Kelowna isn’t a good city to I hear something I like, which is a controlling, conducting, seizing Struthers. “I was awful. The first do that in because they don’t really very private process for me. I can’t or overthrowing the government time I sang in front of my sister have much of a local music scene,” write with other people around of the United States, of this State and her friend, they struggled to Struthers said. me or I’ll sound schizophrenic,” or of any political subdivision,” keep from laughing. But I stuck He came back home to Winnipeg Struthers explained.  See James Struthers Thursday, as stated in the legislation. The March 25 at the Pyramid Cabaret with it. I don’t know why but I just and began writing songs for his new Struthers described this odd pro- punishment for not properly kept singing.” album. cess stemming from frustration at  Tickets are $10, which includes a digital download of the EP, or $12 with notifying the officials of your After high school Struthers “I was kind of lonely when I looking at a blank page. a hard copy plans to overtake them? A moved out to Kelowna, B.C. moved back here. I left somebody “It became more and more clear  Visit www.myspace.com/ $25,000 fine and up to 10 years where he went to school at UBC behind in Kelowna. That’s kind of as I embarked on this album that it jamesstruthers in jail. Okanagan, a smaller branch of UBC the inspiration of the album,” said was subconscious things that were 12 Arts & Culture The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca

MUSIC LISTINGS THE STEAMERS, ALMOST FAMOUS, DJ CO-OP, DLO and GRANT PALEY. Virtuosi Concert ends off another season with a performance by The Bokononists violinist JONATHAN CROW in the University of Winnipeg’s Eckhardt- Gramatté Hall. 8 p.m. Local rock playboys THE BOKONONISTS are releasing/giv- CD REVIEWS ing away their debut album Cold, Calm, Blind, Dumb at a new ANDREW ERICKSON will be performing a classical guitar recital in the Planetarium. 8 p.m. venue for local acts, VP Nites at 1480 Pembina Hwy. The album …AND THEN NOTHING was recorded last summer when the band was still called The KEN PINCHIN is going to be playing at the Bella Vista. Weatherman Underground. Five bucks gets you a copy of the …And Then Nothing DJ ELKIBOU will be on the decks at the Academy. album and entry into the show – you definitely won’t find a bet- Independent ter deal around town on Saturday, March 20. THE BOKONONISTS album release and show at VP Nites. Post-rock is an oft-vilified sub-genre of rock ’n’ SUNDAY, MARCH 21 roll, usually dismissed as being a self-serving and pretentious grouping of art rockers. Though Win- The Ex-Girlfriends Saddle up to the bar and listen to BAD COUNTRY at the Standard. nipeg experimental rock seven-piece …And Then Blues jam with BIG DAVE MCLEAN at the Times Change(d) High and Nothing has some eclectic song titles and features a Lonesome Club. sepia-toned radiator as cover art, their music is quite ALL THE KING’S MEN are all at the King’s Head. frankly pretty goddamn awesome. Maybe it’s just the MONDAY, MARCH 22 spring air right now, but this band reminds me of those little hopes felt with the first warm days of spring, like a little wave of warm air rolling over your fingers as you drive DIEMONDS play at the Royal Albert Arms with DIRTY PENNY and THE around daydreaming with your arm out the car window. There’s a pair of female vocal- EX-GIRLFRIENDS. ists cooing out wordless “oohs” and “aahs” while the instruments swirl around creating The incomparable J.WILLIAMEZ performs at Shannon’s Irish Pub. warm soundscapes. ...And Then Nothing’s latest record is as fresh as they come and is Watch James Brown run from the bar to the turntable at the VINYL highly recommended. DRIP in the Cavern. —Ryan Suche Karaoke at the Standard. Open mic with MATT WARD at Sam’s Place. GATHERING OF FLIES Winnipeg’s The EX-GIRLFRIENDS is a band that you either love Open mic with MELISSA PLETT at Le Garage Café. Menow's Gathering of Flies or hate. Putting fun and grit into their songs, this trio of girls Independent sometimes rub audiences the wrong way with their crass stage NEIL PINTO at Shannon’s Irish Pub. With its bloozy hard rock riffing, wah-drenched presence, but their dirty songs and bravado is the essence of TUESDAY, MARCH 23 rock ’n’ roll. Guess you can tell which side of the fence I’m on. guitar wankery and songs about girls and liquor, this Catch them at the Royal Albert Arms on Monday, March 22 with USS and QUINZY are performing for you at the West End Cultural Manitoba-based power trio desperately wants to DIEMONDS and DIRTY PENNY. Centre. be Guns N Roses. Unfortunately, they do nothing to Soul Night with DR. HOTTBOTTOM AND THE SOUL PRESCRIPTIONS at add to the cock rock canon. This six-track EP kicks the Cavern. off with Sin City, a song whose lyrics match the THURSDAY, MARCH 18 BIG CITY FILTER play at Shannon’s Irish Pub. unimaginative title: “Sin City, here I come / Sin City, CHRIS MAMA BAUER releases his album at the Winnipeg Art The PINOY POP STARS are at McPhillips Street Casino. gonna have some fun … Never answer to anyone, that’s how I roll.” Ugh. It doesn’t get Gallery. THE EXPERIENCES take the stage at the Royal George Hotel. much better from there, as singer-bassist Darryl Menow uses songs like Maybe I Should, DEL BARBER will be playing at the Times Change(d) High and Goneria and Her Name is K-Os to tell tales of trips to the bar spent drinking and hitting REINSTATE BAND plays at The Academy. Lonesome Club. on girls who end up burning him in the end. I’m not sure where Menow is meeting girls Blues jam with DEBRA LYN NEUFELD at Le Garage Café. BROTHERS, SOFTCOPS and VAMPIRES at the Royal Albert Arms. named after Canadian hip-hop artists. In any case, Gathering of Flies should stop making Open-Mic Night at the Academy. The WAACA first anniversary with SUMMER BEAR DANCE TROUPE “original” music and just form a hair metal cover band instead. and YAMOUSSA is at the West End Cultural Centre. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24 —Aaron Epp SAWYER BROWN are going to bring you their tunes at the Club Manitoba Metalfest kicks off at the Park Theatre with performances Regent Casino. by DAMASCUS, MURDER SCENE MEMORIES, PUTRESCENCE and EYAM. HAWKSLEY WORKMAN Meat Part of the Cluster Festival, NIGHT FLARES takes place in the THE ARMCHAIR CYNICS and AEROCAR MODEL FOUR entertain at the Isadora Records Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall at the University of Winnipeg. 8 p.m. Pyramid Cabaret. With something like 10 releases in the last 11 years, Join the packed floor dancing to DJsR OB VILAR and MIKE in the ANDREW NEVILLE & THE POOR CHOICES are playin’ at the Standard. Lo Pub at GOODFORM. the prolific pace at which Toronto rocker Hawksley Circle Productions celebrate their third year at Ragpickers with Workman releases music is akin to Neil Young. And MOONBEAM JAZZ at the King’s Head. performances by LIONHEART, FAME, CONTINUANCE, WITHDRAWAL and like Neil Young, not all of Workman’s albums are METHOD. The DR. DAVE TRIO plays at Paragon. classic, but they’re always interesting. Meat is the ROUTE 59 Jam Night at the Cavern. HIGH FIVE DRIVE are joined by THREE DAY BINGE, M60 and LATKA for first of two albums he’ll put out this year. Milk( is READYMIX with DJs DAN L and DIAL UP at Ozzy’s. their European tour kickoff party at the Royal Albert. currently being released digitally one song at a Open Jam Night at the Standard. DON’T BE SHY live open mic at the Regal Beagle. time, with a full release scheduled for next month.) On Meat, a break-up album broken The PEOPLE’S CHAMP spins at the Republic Nightclub with NDU. DIM LIZARD plays at the Academy. into two sides, Workman shows his range, from the glammed-out rock fans of 2003’s Lover/Fighter will be familiar with, to introspective ballads similar to those on 2006’s DAVID BART Celtic night at Shannon’s Irish Pub. SASSY JACK is at the Royal George. BIG CITY FILTER play at Shannon’s Irish Pub. Treeful of Starling. Standout tracks include Song for Sarah Jane, a mournful piano-based NEIL PINTO plays at Saffron’s. piece, and You Don’t Just Want to Break Me (You Want to Tear Me Apart), which builds WILD AND WICKED WEDNESDAYS at Ozzy’s. FRIDAY, MARCH 19 from a low-key, introspective beginning into a full-on, fuzzed-out, gospel-inspired rocker. THURSDAY, MARCH 25 ENJOY YOUR PUMAS fill the Ellice Theatre with indie rock See Workman this Saturday, March 20 at the Burton Cummings Theatre. sweetness. JAMES STRUTHERS releases his album Nadia at the Pyramid cabaret —Aaron Epp THE FUCKING FANTASTIC and THE SEXTRONAUTS are going to get with guests THIEFS and ERNIE BOOMS. it on at the Royal Albert Arms. CAMERON LATIMER and REUBEN DEGROOT play at Times Change(d) MARK SULTAN $ ULTRA MEGA and THE WHELPHINGER ENSEMBLE are entertaining High and Lonesome Club. at the Standard. Join the packed floor dancing to DJsR OB VILAR and MIKE in the Lo Last Gang Records Mark Sultan brings his distinctive blend of ’50s doo- THE SOLUTIONS play funky soul for you at the Times Change(d) Pub at GOODFORM. High and Lonesome Club. GODSPEED is performing at the Academy. wop, ’60s rock and ’70s punk to this highly listenable 13-song collection. The ex-Sexareenos singer/drum- THE CHEAP ESCAPE, CIVIL DISOBEDIENTS, SOUTHERN DEATH CHRIS NEWTON is the entertainment at Le Garage Café. mer balances lo-fi punk freakouts with sophisticated THREAT and THE RUINED are playing at Ozzy’s. MOONBEAM JAZZ at the King’s Head. vocal harmonies. Highlights include the catchy KATO DESTROY, SOUL KILLING FEMALE, ASTROCOVEN and SIXTEEN ROUTE 59 Jam Night at the Cavern. doo-wop influencedTen of Hearts and the rapid- EYES are playing at at the Osbourne village Zoo. READYMIX with DJs DAN L and DIAL UP at Ozzy’s. fire delivery of Status, with its bizarre minute-long B.U.M.P. and RUDE DALE have got a gig at Dylan O’Connor’s. Open Jam Night at the Standard. ending complete with scattered applause. Sultan’s powerful vocal chops are on display on LAST DITCH ON THE LEFT is hosting the open mic at the Folk DAVID BART Celtic night at Shannon’s Irish Pub. I Am The End. One drawback is that the lyrics are cliché in parts. Lines like, “I don’t care Exchange. what people say / I’m gonna love you anyway,” on the six-minute closer, Nobody But You, NEIL PINTO plays at Saffron’s. HAMMERFALL and POWERGLOVE play at the West End Cultural could be found just about anywhere else. Listening to the album, though, you can tell he’s Centre. having fun, and that’s precisely the point. Fans of any of Sultan’s other bands, like The ISKWE, JESSEE HAVEY and FABIAN are performing at the Pyramid King Khan and BBQ Show and The Spaceshits, should enjoy this. Cabaret. —Phil Enns KEN PINCHIN is going to be playing at the Bella Vista. SATURDAY, MARCH 20 TWIN TIGERS JASON COLLETT, BAHAMAS and ZEUS, April 3 at the West End Cultural HAWKSLEY WORKMAN will be performing at the Burton Automatic Centre. Cummings Theatre. Old Flame COURTNEY WING and ROYAL CANOE, April 6 at the West End Cultural BILLY TALENT, AGAINST ME!, ALEXISONFIRE, GALLOWS and Gray Waves, the debut LP from Athens, Georgia- Centre. CANCER BATS play the biggest show of the night at the MTS based nu-gazers Twin Tigers, was released on iTunes Centre. LULLABYE ARKESTRA, April 9 at the Royal Albert Arms. last week. From the first blistering moments ofA uto- VAV JUNGLE and QUERKUS are hosting a soirée at the Standard. BIG JOHN BATES & THE VOO-DOO DOLLZ and THE ANGRY DRAGONS, matic, Waves’s first single, the band had my atten- April 12 at the Pyramid Cabaret. LIQURD are getting tipsy at Ozzy’s. tion. The two-and-a-half-minute track, which pounds BABY DEE, April 20 at the West End Cultural Centre. THE REAL MCKENZIES and The DREADNAUTS are performing at away with vicious fury from its opening guitar burst the Royal Albert Arms. NOFX, April 26 at the Burton Cummings Theatre. to its last shredding moments, recalls everything A WILHEIM SCREAM and OUTBREAK scream out to you at the ROB ZOMBIE and ALICE COOPER, April 26 at the MTS Centre. you ever loved about Sonic Youth and The Jesus and Mary Chain. From Youth’s fuzz- Pyramid Cabaret. HOLLERADO and THE BESNARD LAKES, April 28 at the Royal Albert bomb guitar antics to Mary Chain’s eerie, down-tempo psychedelics, Twin Tigers hits all the right notes and wastes no time in doing so. “This is the change of our times / I guess CHRIS CARMICHAEL is playing at Le Garage Café. Arms. it's automatic” singer Matthew Rain croons through the grinding noise that makes his JAXON HALDANE, SHUYLER JANSEN, FOAM LAKE and WAR BRIDES PLANTS AND ANIMALS and SAID THE WHALE, April 28 at the West End lyrics often barely decipherable. But that won’t matter. With Automatic, Twin Tigers busts entertain at the Lo Pub. Cultural Centre. out with both guns blazing, rising to the challenge set before them by fellow Athens- CHARLEY PRIDE, May 1 at the Centennial Concert Hall. DJ KEE$H spins at Hi-Fi. grown acts like Bubba Sparxxx and Of Montreal. With Gray Waves, the band may just have THE KONGRESS play their debut show at Sam’s Place. 7 p.m. SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, May 5 at the MTS Centre. laid a challenge of their own. Download Automatic at www.tinyurl.com/ttautomatic. ROBERT ALLAN WRIGLEY is joined by PEPPER LAING AND THE GEORGE THOROGOOD & THE DESTROYERS, May 22 at the Centennial —Sam Hagenlocher LONESTAR KILLERS at Times Change(d) High and Lonesome Club. Concert Hall. MANITOBA OVERBOARD at the WAG features performances by IRON MAIDEN, June 30 at the MTS Centre. Arts & Culture 13 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter

Jason Collett leads The Bonfire Ball

Toronto musicians duction duties for Collett’s latest album, Rat A Tat Tat. celebrate their “There’s a deepness to how this record was made because as we got history and further along playing together it became pretty obvious that this was friendship with a good direction for me to go in, cross-country tour using [Nicholson and O’Brien] as a production team. It became a great adventure for us eventually and re- “I lean on [Zeus] in a big way to sulted in my strongest work yet.” T.K. Dallman be my band and they’ve leaned on And though they now all share Interrobang in each other’s spoils from record- me to get their foot in the door.” ing, managing, producing and playing with each other, Collett in- LONDON (CUP) – When folky, sists they’re more friends than busi- singer-songwriter Jason Collett ness partners. plays in Winnipeg early next photo by Matt Barnes “I don’t think of it in terms of month, it will be anything but a a professional relationship. That’s typical show. more of a monetary thing, and Hailed as “The Bonfire Ball,” that’s not really part of what our re- Collett has put his current tour to- lationship is. We have a working re- gether with another collection of lationship, but that’s just where all musicians: Afie Jurvanen, better to figure out how to do this. Don’t ager, and in return, they became his for a few years.” the various dynamics of recording known as Bahamas, and Toronto expect it to be Afie Jurvanen start- backing band as he promoted his From there, Collett’s backing and touring are at play.” quartet Zeus. ing the show – it’ll more than likely last album, Here’s To Being Here. band was slowly replaced by Zeus, “We’re not playing as three be myself, [and] we’ll be batting it As he was making that album, with whom he has enjoyed a sym- bands, three separate sets. We’re all back and forth from song to song. Paso Mino, his band at the time, biotic relationship.  See Jason Collett live at the West playing together in one set [and] It’s going to be something special, “was beginning to fracture. Not in “I lean on them in a big way to End Cultural Centre Saturday, April 3 there will be a short intermission, I think.” a bad way, but fracturing neverthe- be my band and they’ve leaned on  Zeus and Bahamas will also perform so it’s raising the bar to a whole Collett has been calling this tour less. Afie Jurvanen had an offer he me to get their foot in the door.”  Tickets $17 in advance (Ticketmaster, Winnipeg Folk Festival other level,” Collett explained by a celebration of the history that couldn’t turn down to go play with But ties have run even deeper, Music Store), $20 at the door phone from his home in Toronto. the three bands share. Over a year Feist, so he was beginning that tra- as Carlin Nicholson and Mike  Visit www.jasoncollettmusic.com “We’ve been rehearsing it trying ago, Collett became Zeus’s man- jectory and he [was just] doing that O’Brien of Zeus took over pro-

MORE MUSIC THIS WEEK

A film crew will be on hand to record NYC grindcore band Brutal Truth when they headline the 9th annual Manitoba Metalfest on Saturday, March 27. Tongue-in-cheek Toronto rockers USS will be destroying the West End on March 23. This woodsman wears khaki pants and a hoodie. Mike Lewis Manitoba Metalfest (pictured) began working on Soul Killing Female's debut album The 9th annual Manitoba Metalfest is notable not only four years ago. It was finally released earlier this year. USS for featuring another stellar line-up of bands, but for Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker, or USS, wants everyone including pioneering New York City grindcore band to have a crush on life, including Winnipeg. Hailing Brutal Truth. Soul Killing Female from Toronto, the duo, referred to as Ashley Boo- When they headline the festival on Saturday, March Four years ago, Winnipegger Mike Lewis (ex-Anthem Schultz and Human Kebab, have made Winnipeg one 27 at the Zoo, a film crew will be on hand to record Red) began working on the debut album by his brain- of their stops on their Highway to Health Western the band’s performance for an upcoming Brutal Truth Canada Tour. With two albums out, Welding The child, Soul Killing Female. The project finally came to documentary. C:/ (2008) and Questamation (2009), USS have been Formed in 1990 by ex-Anthrax bassist Dan Lilker, completion when his excellent Utopia Mine was un- making a name for themselves. Hollowpoint Sniper leashed earlier this year. While the name may be new Hyperbole, their single off ofWelding , earned them two Brutal Truth released four albums before disbanding to some in the metal scene, Lewis himself has earned CASBY Awards in 2008: Best New Artist and Best New in 1999. They reformed in 2006 and released a new his chops in Winnipeg as a madman performer. Single. In 2009, the band picked up the Favourite album, Evolution Through Revolution, in 2009. “I submit my body to the demands of the music,” Group/Duo award at the CMW indie awards. With “It’s just the very visceral, intense music,” Lilker told said the bearded metalhead. a unique sound, which they describe as “Progressive Exclaim last year when asked about the appeal of grind- Having returned home from gigs bleeding, bruised Dance Folk/Campfire After Party,” their music ap- core. “It’s kind of like being on fire in a good way.” and coughing up blood, this isn’t just a threat. Neither peals to listeners of all kinds. Joining Brutal Truth at the Zoo on March 27 are are his inner demons, which he exorcises through his “If this were a John Hughes film, we would be cuing Malefaction, Head Hits Concrete, Electro Quarterstaff band. up the snapshots of the brain, the athlete, the basket and Evil Survives. SKF was formed as a way to “get the noises out of my case, the beauty and the criminal all being equally gal- The festival starts three days earlier on Wednesday, depression-addled mind,” Lewis said. “The songs are vanized by the soothing, yet particularly positive and March 24 with an all-ages show at the Park Theatre long, but that’s what is required for total immersion.” impactful use of imagery,” boasts the band on their featuring Damascus, Murder Scene Memories, As a solo musician already busy with an industrial website, www.ubiquitoussynergyseeker.com. Putrescence and Eyam. project named Stand Alone Complex, Mike Lewis’s The campfire after party happens Tuesday, March 23 It continues on Friday, March 26 at the Zoo with newest project is a foray into the metal realm. Taking at the West End Cultural Centre. performances by Neuraxis, Dreadnaut, Ninjaspy, influences from bands as diverse as Tool, Nine Inch —Brittany Thiessen Tyrants Demise and Annex Theory. Nails and Neurosis, you can expect an atmospheric Check out www.myspace.com/manitobametalfest08 tour-de-force that is at once “loud and crushing,” but for ticket information. with an inner beauty as well. —Aaron Epp Catch Soul Killing Female live Friday, March 19 at the Zoo. —Ryan Suche visit uniter.ca/listings for more of what’s happening 14 Arts & Culture The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca

GALLERIES & MUSEUMS

The Woodlands Gallery underwent a facelift and will now play host to LIVING RHYTHM, a new exhibition by Connie Geerts, running until Saturday, March 27. Let the memory live again All hands on deck! Come to the Winnipeg Art Gallery dressed nautically on Saturday, March 20 for ART & SOUL: Artist Leigh Konyk MANITOBA OVERBOARD, a celebration of Manitoba’s artistic history. 8 p.m. reinterprets moments Monique Larouche’s paintings in the series PAYSAGES from her past with her D’OISEAU or BIRDS LANDSCAPES will be on display at the Wayne Arthur Gallery until Wednesday, March 31. latest exhibit Mixed Media THE ART OF WARNER BROTHERS CARTOONS is a collection of classic WB images at the Winnipeg Art Gallery, on dis- & Collage Assemblages play until Thursday, March 30. Handsome artist ADRIAN WILLIAMS is showing an exhibi- James Culleton tion of brand new works at Golden City Fine Art until Volunteer Staff An image from Friday, March 26. artist Leigh The CRE8ERY hosts a solo exhibition by LEIGH KONYK, on Konyk's new display until Tuesday, March 23. Leigh Konyk’s solo exhibition called Mixed exhibit, Mixed Media & Collage Assemblages focuses on time Media & Collage 13 WHO KNEW... featuring a wide range of local art at the Assemblages. Graffiti Gallery will open at 7 p.m. on Thursday, March 18 and place and is currently on display at the and run until Thursday, April 22. Cre8ery. “It’s my first solo show in 10 years,” said Mentoring Artists for Women’s Art (MAWA) invites you to Konyk over the phone last week, after what A birthday, a trip to the Shrine Circus or ures or perhaps the painterly quality of Konyk’s the annual Over the Top art auction and cupcake party on sounded like an exhausting show set up. a visit to the Dutch Maid are all portrayed work that makes you think that although the Sunday, March 21 from 2 p.m. until 5 p.m. Konyk graduated from the University of by Konyk and read as personal moments. Yet moments are frozen in time, they are very ani- THE BEATLES! BACKSTAGE AND BEHIND THE SCENES is an Manitoba in 1992 and while there, focused pri- these moments are familiar and reminiscent of mated and about to move. It’s as though she opportunity for Fab Four fanatics to see the collection of marily on ceramic sculpting. what could be anyone’s memories or important brings the photographs she uses to life. unpublished photographs of the Beatles. On display at the Mixed Media & Collage Assemblages high- events. “I like to see what I can bring out of the Manitoba Museum until Sunday, April 11. lights her move to 2D work, where her use of In a piece called “The Princess of Pilot photo,” Konyk said, describing her intuitive paint, photography and collage combine to cre- Mound,” a tractor pulls a convoy of wagons way of working with photos of family and Submit your artwork on the subject of bikes for the next ate textural and stimulating narratives. with smiling children through the prairie. Like friends. exhibit at the Lo Pub, I Want To Ride My Bicycle, which will Konyk’s images are steeped in nostalgia and most of Konyk’s more recent collages, which By adding text and phrases to the work, she open Wednesday, May 26. highlight the artist’s fascination with sentimen- she best describes as multimedia assemblages, explores the stories in each piece. WRITING HOME, the art of Bonnie Devine, and BECOMING tal moments. The photographs that Konyk uses this piece is dreamlike and takes on an ethe- Konyk also adds found items to her collages UNWRITTEN, John Hupfield’s exhibit, will be on display at in her compositions refer to a time past, criti- real quality. It’s as though you are looking into to add depth to her narratives. the Urban Shaman Gallery until Saturday, March 27. cal markers in the history of places adored and someone’s thoughts or memories when you “I like to add things to my work that I find fondly remembered. look at her depiction of this childhood moment at the Salvation Army and at antique stores. I THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD, the Winnipeg Art Gallery’s Her artist statement for the exhibition de- of triumph. really like using old dress patterns and applying annual exhibition featuring work by children and teens scribes these pictures as “the manipulation and There is a certain quality to the work that them to the canvas using acrylic paint.” who have taken fall and winter art classes at the WAG, reinterpretation of photographs depicting my makes it feel as though these stories are unre- runs from Saturday, March 27 to Sunday, May 2. own family and those collected from friends solved, or at a critical moment and frozen in Mixed Media & Collage Assemblages is on Visiting artist ROGER BYRT will take you on a tour of and acquaintances.” These “simple childhood time. It is here we wait to try and figure out display at the Cre8ery Art Gallery (second Australian Aboriginal art and culture in AN EVENING DOWN moments” are what Konyk uses to draw inspi- what will happen next. floor, 125 Adelaide St.) until Tuesday, March UNDER. Friday, March 19 at the Forum Art Institute at 7 p.m. ration from. Maybe it’s the repetition of some of the fig- 23. Celebrate the colour of winter with the Manitoba Crafts Museum and Library’s exhibit WHITE WORKS. Artists work in a variety of mediums but no colours. The exhibit will be on display until the snow fades to brown dirt in early May. Blood cuts deep The Costume Museum of Canada will display bridal wear

from the First and Second World Wars in their exhibition Vancouver playwright D av i

WARTIME WEDDINGS. Teaming up with the Urban Shaman C d

Gallery and Jenny Western, the Museum will also put on Kevin Loring’s Where The oope display a collection of NATIVE/AMERICAN APPAREL. Both Blood Mixes is a poignant r exhibits run until Sunday, April 4. The Winnipeg Art Gallery hosts DELICATE BEAUTY: THE tale of forgiveness with RUBY ASHDOWN PORCELAIN COLLECTION. These decorative art pieces were donated to the WAG by Ruby Ashdown and a satirical edge that come from 18th and 19th century Britain. The exhibition is provokes conversation on display until Sunday, April 18. 15 MINUTES is a showcase of local art happening the first Thursday of every month at the Winnipeg Art Gallery. Local artists can submit their work for the series to art- Alex Kyle [email protected]. Volunteer Staff THEATRE, DANCE & COMEDY GIRLS ONLY is an original comedy that celebrates the hon- Where the Blood Mixes our, truth, humour and silliness of being female. Onstage Directed by Kevin Loring at the MTC’s Tom Hendry Theatre from Saturday, March 20 Presented by Prairie Theatre Exchange until Saturday, April 3. Plays at the Prairie Theatre Exchange (300-393 Portage Ave.) until The University of Winnipeg’s Department of Theatre and Saturday, March 20 Film will be performing FRAGMENTS OF WHISPERS AND Actors Billy Merasty (right) and Ben Cardinal in Kevin Loring’s Where the Blood Mixes, now at PTE. SECRETS until Saturday, March 20 at the CanWest Centre for Theatre and Film, 8 p.m. nightly. Vancouver playwright Kevin Loring’s contem- which is poignantly Canadian. It’s never heavy- strained relationship with his daughter and Willy Russell’s play about the will to learn, EDUCATING RITA, plative Where the Blood Mixes is a strange beast handed and is done in a way that works har- the Canadian government’s with aboriginal will be onstage at the Manitoba Theatre Company’s John of a play, one which plays heavily on parallels moniously within the characters’ stories, rather peoples. Hirsch Theatre from Thursday, March 18 until Saturday, and contradictions. than distracting from them. As Blood illustrates, only the decision to ac- April 10. Though it is physically set in a town called The intermitant switch between a literal, knowledge the past can allow us to seek, and Kumsheen, it is symbolically set at the bottom concrete, physical world and a metaphorical, gain, forgiveness for our transgressions. Adhere and Deny is presenting STILL WALKING in its pocket of a river, effectively allowing us to probe the metaphysically abstract world not only serves theatre at 315-70 Albert Street from Wednesday, March 17 very heart of the people for whom that river to balance the comic aspects of the story with to Saturday, March 20 and from Wednesday, March 24 to means a lot, and, ultimately, the individuals the more serious, heavy material to come, but Saturday, March 27 at 8 p.m. nightly. within it. also serves to sum up the central concepts that HOW MANY JEWISH MOTHERS?, a night of Jewish humour The title of the play comes from the proper are dealt with in the story fairly well. with storytellers Alix Sobler, Moishe Goldenberg, Libby translation of the word, Kumsheen: the place The scene in which Floyd is on the railroad Simon, Nurit Drory and the harmonica of Sam Knacker, where the blood mixes. tracks about to be run over by the train is an af- takes place at Aqua Books on Thursday, March 18 at 7 p.m. The story centres around a man named fecting dramatization of the inevitability of his Floyd (Billy Merasty), whose daughter was put ultimate encounter with his daughter. The Forks Market becomes a performance space full of into a foster home by the government years The play’s greatest strength comes through magicians, comedians, games, clowns and more tomfool- ago, shortly after his wife’s death. By his side is Loring’s careful handling of the issue of ery in the annual FESTIVAL OF FOOLS from Saturday, March his best friend Mooch, who acts effectively as Canada’s residential school system. Rather than 27 until Saturday, April 3. Free admission. comic relief, though not without his own mo- attempting to tell a political story, and have a Comedy night with SCOOTS MCTAVISH every Thursday at ments of sombre reflection. story about the human condition incidentally Shannon’s Irish Pub. Now, 20 years later, Floyd’s daughter has attached to it, Loring spins us a stirring yarn of come back, seeking reconciliation with her fa- a single man’s sin and redemption in the eyes Sunday night open-mic comedy at the Cavern, featuring ther, who still struggles to face the facts of what of his daughter, with the political backdrop as JOHN B. DUFF. he must do to make peace with his daughter. merely a portion of the environment which his Every Tuesday night head down to the King’s Head Pub for Loring often opts for strong symbolism in characters inhabit. a free comedy performance. Blood, creating a stirring piece of dramatic satire No doubt there are parallels between Floyd’s Arts & Culture 15 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter

FILM

Big Smash! Outsider Asylum presents RENE, a documen- Three dimensions of Vlad-itude tary film about a man who spends his life in and out of prison. Thursday, March 25 at the Ellice Theatre. 8 p.m. C o Portland experimental urt Director Lars von Trier’s critically-acclaimed film

es ANTICHRIST, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem y filmmaker Vladimir Vl of Dafoe, will be on the big screen at Cinematheque Friday,

ad March 19 and Sunday, March 21 at 7 p.m. and Thursday, i Solmon is bringing her m

ir S ir March 18 at 9:15 p.m. o l utterly unique experience mo to Winnipeg, with a lot of n Vlad-Masters in tow

Lynnette McLarty Volunteer Staff  Henri-Georges Clouzot’s film INFERNO about a jeal- ous husband driven toward insanity is onscreen at the Winnipeg, prepare to meet your Vlad- Cinematheque Friday, March 19, Wednesday, March 24 and Master. The Vlad, a cleverly adapted name Thursday, March 25 at 7 p.m. nightly. There will also be a An audience in Portland, Oregon uses their Vlad-Masters as part of experimental filmmaker Vladimir Solmon’s for your typical View-Master, was “created” matinee on Sunday, March 21 at 4:30 p.m. by Portland-based experimental filmmaker 3D Stereoscopic Viewing World. She will be bringing her unique experience to the Winnipeg Cinematheque March 20. THE 3D STEREOSCOPIC WORLD OF THE VLADMASTER is Vladimir Solmon a few years ago. a piece where the audience is given altered images Less of an invention than an experience, in viewfinders and presented with a live performance each hand-held Vlad-Master is accompa- dinner parties with prawns. Film Festival in Birmingham, England and by Vladamir. Saturday, March 20 at 7 and 8:30 p.m. at nied by a 28-slide reel and soundtrack which The accompanying soundtrack is a score the Flaherty Film Seminar in New York, Cinematheque. prompts viewers to advance slides at the written by Morgan Hobart. Solmon said she noticed that there’s a child- sound of a “ding.” Photo sequences include A combination of screeching train tracks, ish joy in the sound of everyone clicking their THE COCA-COLA CASE, a documentary about the legal the tales of an adventurous, non-claustro- distorted voices and underwater ambient View-Master at the same time. case against Coca-Cola in Columbia, will screen in the phobic cockroach and a modern version of noises create a crashing effect that’s “awe- Solmon, who received the prestigious Manitoba Boardroom at the University of Winnipeg. the Greek myth Actaeon. some, unpleasant and abrasive.” title of World Champion of Experimental Tuesday, March 23. “It’s a weird thing, so I think people are in- But she also explained that Fear and Film from the Portland Documentary and Thw Winnipeg International Jewish Film Festival runs terested,” Solmon explained over the phone Trembling is probably the least crowd-pleas- Experimental (PDX) Film Festival in 2006, from Monday, March 15 to Saturday, March 27. Visit www. from her home in Portland last week. “My ing of her films. will be bringing her unique experience, The radyjcc.com for information on the films and show times. first show was in front of 400 people. I’m shy, “All the others are pretty funny and acces- 3D Stereoscopic World of Vladmaster, to the In February 2010, three Winnipeg filmmakers (Jaimz but I was most nervous about whether peo- sible. This one is off-putting and not enjoy- Winnipeg Cinematheque Saturday, March Asmundson, Jeffrey Erbach and Danishka Esterhazy) ple would turn their disc at the right time.” able to experience.” 20. were selected to participate in an international film- Her most recent film, Fear and Trembling, Solmon said that some of her previous The pomposity of the title is tongue in maker residency program in Cologne. They will discuss references the existential text of Kierkegaard. films were endearingly inspired by a cock- cheek, Solmon explained with a chuckle. the work they completed during their stay at 2 p.m. on “I just loved the title,” Solmon admitted. roach collection. She explained that the “Most people see experimental film as se- Sunday, March 21 at Cinematheque. The film’s setting is at a dinner party, premise developed after discovering the Latin rious and grouchy, but my experience has al- viewed from the perspective of someone who name for cockroach means “light fleeing” ways been fun – with a small amount of trash There is a call for submissions for the 8th annual feels they should not have come. and that cockroaches only feel safe when sur- talk.” University of Winnipeg Student Film Festival. Forms can “Basically it’s a panic attack in View- rounded on all sides. be picked up at the UWSA info booth. Deadline is Monday, Master form,” explained Solmon. “It’s a very “There’s the initial ‘eww’ factor, but then Experience The 3D Stereoscopic World of April 5 at 4 p.m. The films will be screened at the festival disorienting and confusing social situation.” people empathize with their little adventures,” Vladmaster Saturday, March 20 at the from Wednesday, April 23 to Friday, April 25. Solmon said the jerky momentum is cre- Solmon said. “I’ve always loved insects.” Cinematheque. Showings are at 7 p.m. and Teenagers love horror films, so here’s a chance to enrol ated through varying the length of images, With several performances across the U.S. 8:30 p.m. Visit www.winnipegcinematheque. your kids aged 14-18 in a film criticism course on some making it very disturbing if you don’t like and Britain, including shows at the Flatpack com. classic flicks. The program will take place from Tuesday, March 30 until Thursday, April 1 at Aqua Books. For more information, visit the Miskatonic Institute of Horror Sex, death and depravity Studies at www.big-smash.com. Lars von Trier’s controversial filmA ntichrist is a depressing, nihilistic effort LITERATURE

C Bestselling author Ross King will speak on his forthcom- o urt ing book about Canadian artists The Group of Seven at 7 Ryan Suche es

y p.m. on Thursday, March 25 at the Winnipeg Art Gallery. Volunteer Staff of I

FC FC Resa Ostrove will be signing copies of Freddie’s Problem f

il on Sunday, March 21 at McNally Robinson. 2 p.m. ms Celebrate World Storytelling day at Aqua Books on Antichrist Saturday, March 20 at 7 p.m. The evening features sto- Directed by Lars von Trier, 2009 rytellers Mary Louise Chown, Jane Enkin, Justin Jaron 104 minutes Lewis, Ron Robinson, Rebecca Hiebert, Wayne Drury and Playing at the Cinematheque Thursday, March 18 at 9:15 p.m., Kay Stone. Friday, March 19 at 9 p.m. and Sunday, March 21 at 7 p.m. Roland Penner and Norm Larsen will be signing copies of Tales From The Underworld and Other Stories at 2 p.m. on Saturday, March 20 at McNally Robinson Booksellers. Auschwitz. Rwanda. Human trafficking. CURTAINS: ADVENTURES OF AN UNDERTAKER-IN-TRAINING These things make us uncomfortable to be is being launched by author Tom Jokinen at 8 p.m. on human. They are brutal illustrations of hu- Thursday, March 18 at McNally Robinson. manity’s capacity to act inhumanly towards others, to do abominable, unspeakable Prairie Fire celebrates World Poetry Day with readings by things. Marilyn Bowering and Dennis Cooley on Saturday, March Similarly, international filmmaker Lars 20 at McNally Robinson. 7 p.m. von Trier’s controversial Antichrist is a film Lovers He (Willem Dafoe) and She (Charlotte Gainsbourg) share an emotional embrace in Lars Von Trier’s Launch of Doreen Pendgracs’ book Before You Say Yes...: that will have you squirming in your seat, a Antichrist. A Guide to the Pleasures and Pitfalls of Volunteer Boards veritable testament to audio-visual torture. will take place at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, March 22 at Seasoned actor Willem Dafoe plays un- to their cabin in the woods, aptly named isn’t a movie to sit down to watch with mom McNally Robinson. named male (“He”) opposite unnamed fe- “Eden,” where he continues to try and reach and pops. Prairie Fire Press and The University of Winnipeg present male Charlotte Gainsbourg (“She”). Both her and help her cope with the loss she feels Watch Antichrist at your own peril. award-winning poet and novelist Marilyn Bowering, who fearless actors have faced their fair share of so deeply. Then things begin to unwind, cre- will deliver the Anne Szumigalski Memorial Lecture, titled controversy in the past, from Dafoe’s hu- ating a chaotic, dangerous environment out RE-DISCOVERING ANCIENT SPRINGS: A CONSIDERATION manistic portrayal of Jesus in Scorsese’s at the secluded cabin. OF METAPHORICAL SPACE on Friday, March 19 at 7 p.m. in 1988 film The Last Temptation of Christ to While von Trier uses a lot of very subtle Convocation Hall at the University of Winnipeg. Gainsbourg’s duet with her father, the late symbolism throughout the film, how exactly Local mag CANADIAN DIMENSION invites you to an Serge Gainsbourg, titled Lemon Incest. With the casual viewer is supposed to discern the evening of politics and discussion to coincide with the Antichrist, von Trier presents us with a couple meanings of the rather labyrinthine innuen- release of its latest issue, INDIAN COUNTRY, on March faced with a massive elephant in the room. dos is beyond my comprehension. 19 at Urban Shaman (203-290 McDermot Ave.) from 7 to While the two are busy mid-coitus, the It’s entirely possible this rather flawed ef- 9 p.m. Participating writers/artists include Jim Silver, couple’s toddler and only child falls to his fort simply puts on an aura of there being Peter Kulchyski, Niigonwedom James Sinclair and Scott death on a snow-covered parking lot outside more than can be simply seen, but in the end Stephens. their second-story window. She withdraws it feels like it’s merely full of hot air. inside herself and falls into a near-comatose Undoubtedly, this is going to be a film Launch of When the Other is Me, the long-awaited book state for weeks until Dafoe’s character, a ther- you’re going to love or hate, but either way from one of the most recognized and respected scholars apist, takes her out of the hospital (and off the you’ll end up with a bitter taste in your in native studies today, Dr. Emma LaRocque. 7:30 p.m. on meds) and tries to treat his new “patient.” mouth. The nasty, desperate things being Thursday, March 25 at McNally Robinson. Gainsbourg’s character uses sex as a coping portrayed don’t spare any details. The ex- The 2010 Prairie Fire Press and McNally Robinson mechanism, which obviously leads to a con- tremely graphic violence here spans the spec- Booksellers Literary Contests will be awarding $6,000 in flict of interest. trum of torture, self-mutilation and gore. cash prizes. For full contest rules or more information, When summer arrives they decide to travel Von Trier’s dark horror-drama certainly visit www.prairiefire.ca or call (204) 943-9066. 16 Arts & Culture The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca Evolution of the Board NFB continues to adapt Last October, NFB debuted an iPhone app, giving to expand its audience, folks the chance to watch films from the palm of despite its meager their hand. They’ve also launched a national online funding screening room where visitors have access to their entire film library once uploaded. So far, they’ve already totalled over 3.7 million film views.

Taylor Tiefenbach more present, so we do not want the Prairie is yet to be determined, but Roberts hopes The Carillon community to miss that opportunity,” said to announce those decisions sometime this Roberts. spring. However, this does not mean that one “We have to develop that expertise and we decision is affecting the other. REGINA (CUP) – While the National Film are sure that we have plenty of talented peo- “With the technology, it’s very easy to be Board of Canada has escaped recent budget ple from both (Manitoba and Saskatchewan) present in many places without being there cuts, it also hasn’t seen any increase in fund- that can work with the NFB and produce some necessarily, so (the location of the office) is ing in the past 10 years. kind of multi-platform digital production.” not necessarily linked to the person we hire, To balance the meager funding with the This will make room for more traditional but it will be analyzed at the same time.” need to develop new expertise in digital pro- filmmaking to be the focus of the Alberta duction, its offices are going through serious production. offices. Visit www.nfb.ca for more information. changes. “We think it’s a good idea to commit to Both new positions have yet to be filled The main Prairies branch in Winnipeg, the community of Saskatchewan,” said Lily and the location of the Saskatchewan office illustration by melody morrissette for instance, will lose four positions, while Roberts, head of communications at the main two new producers specializing in multi- NFB office in Montreal, and “to have some- platform digital production will be hired to body there to make sure we engage and com- open a new office in Saskatchewan. (“Multi- municate and work with the Saskatchewan Make your claim on platform digital production,” in this case, cinematic community. means dealing with all the avenues presented “We think it will probably be more ef- your income tax return! by Web 2.0 culture.) ficient, even if we’re small, to have a base The NFB, established in 1939, focuses on there, because we really want to work in col- distributing and producing non-mainstream laboration with the community. We think it Canadian films. will be more efficient in that sense.” With inflation and the rise in the cost of In recent years, the NFB has developed living, the amount put into production and many initiatives in digital development. Last fulfilling the company’s mandate had de- October, it debuted an iPhone app, giving creased. Based on the current economic situ- folks the chance to watch NFB films from the ation, it does not appear more funding will palm of their hand. They’ve also launched a Live Here. be coming any time soon. national online screening room where visi- “As the country deals with a difficult deficit tors have access to their entire film library situation, we need to be smarter about how once uploaded. So far, they’ve already to- we use our resources to serve all Canadians talled over 3.7 million film views. better,” said Tom Perlmutter, government The NFB also already have multi-platform Save Here. film commissioner and NFB chair, in a press digital producers employed in other regions. release. “We have one person in (Quebec), and Receive on your By cutting positions and moving respon- one person in (the Pacific region), and as a 60% Rebate sibility, more money will be put towards time passes, digital production will become eligible post-secondary tuition fees

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Tuition Fee Income Tax Rebate Publication: The Uniter Size: 4.875"w x 11"d PO#: 4500653202 Arts & Culture 17 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter Betty & Johnny Peer Support answers questions about your sexual health Giving rain the boot from regular condoms. Kamik, a Canadian-based brand out of Peer Support Here’s how: Foot fashions in time for Quebec, offers durable rubber boots which 1. Unroll the condom. April’s showers will defend against most of the elements. 2. Cut off the tip. Available in various heights, the boots start Q: What is the best kind of birth control? 3. Cut down one side of the condom with from $59 and up. A: There are many kinds of birth control op- scissors. The lightweight boot with traction al- tions available for women which vary in ef- 4. You now have a latex rectangle perfect for Kathleen Cerrer lows for easy movement and is appropriate fectiveness according to the method used. The use during oral sex! Staff Writer for outdoor adventures. most effective method of birth control is im- For more information on how to make a Chooka is another established brand plants or injections of progestin. These injec- dental dam or other forms of contraception with an edgy and bold look. From plaid, tions can last up to three years and have less please visit www.tinyurl.com/controlcontra- Rain gear can get dull and boring. But even hearts, alligators and tattoo-inspired prints, than one per cent failure rate. Most brands of ception and www.tinyurl.com/dentaldam. though we’re entering the season to break Chooka’s designs are definitely noticeable oral contraception pills are equally effective in out everything waterproof, there are ways and are for the fashion risk-taker. The style stopping pregnancy from occurring. If always Q: How does HPV spread? you can still look stylish while doing so. of the boot itself also varies from lace up, used as directed, pills can have less than one A: HPV (Human Papillomavirus) is one of the Along with ponchos, rain coats, hats and buckles and wedge heels. The plain rain percent failure rate. Oral contraception pills most common sexually transmitted diseases. umbrellas, rain boots are an essential item boot is now fun and fashionable. contain high amounts of estrogen and proges- Most infected people have no symptoms and during a rainy season. There are more than Looking for a more affordable option? tin (although some pills are progestin-only) are unaware they are infected and therefore just plain black, green or yellow boots on Joe Fresh has plenty of rain boot options which are sex hormones that in high quanti- could unintentionally transmit the virus to a the market to brighten any rainy day. at an incredible price. 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Even in keep for years to come as they are quite unique look. fectiveness please visit, www.tinyurl.com/ long-term monogamous relationships, genital classic. dyr2nq. warts or other changes can occur without an obvious infectious event. Q: Is it still important to use a condom during oral sex? Betty and Johnny is a University of Winnipeg A: Contraception during oral sex is still im- campus-wide anonymous question and answer portant as it is still possible to contract ei- program. Questions are posted on posters in ther a Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) bathrooms and are researched, answered and or Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) during verified by professionals before being posted any form of sex where bodily fluids meet or again in both places. Employment Opportunity there is skin to skin contact with an infected area. Barrier methods are most effective in the Betty and Johnny is a project run by Peer The Uniter is seeking a business manager prevention of transmission of STIs and STDs. Support, a student-run support group for Condoms and dental dams are two of the best students that provides a safe and confidential monitoring and optimizing new and existing forms of contraception to be used for oral sex. environment to discuss concerns and referral The University of Winnipeg’s student weekly is seeking a dynamic and motivated individ- circulation drop points. Maintain a mailing list Dental Dams can either be bought or made information for other organizations. ual to take over the business operations of the for The Uniter. newspaper. This individual should have at least • ADVERTISING: Acts as the newspaper’s adver- two years progressive responsibility in manage- tising representative, recruiting new clients and ment. They must possess a solid understand- managing current clients, preparing contracts, ing of the publishing industry and the needs proposals and packages, revising rate cards, in- of a controlled copy urban weekly that suits voicing and collecting revenue. the needs to both the campus and downtown • MENTORING: The business manager of The community. Uniter will be responsible for providing a men- This individual will be responsible for all toring environment for all staff of the paper The Winnipeg Art Gallery presents business aspects of the paper including ad- and will from time-to-time be consulted upon vertising, circulation, finances and business for editorial advice and publishing expertise. development. The individual must also be able to assess, strat- The following job opportunity is a 30-hour egize and react to changing climates in the pub- per week part-time position for a one-year lishing industry as it relates to the newspaper’s contract beginning April 15, 2010. The posi- niche market. tion has a two-week holiday period as well as • FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT: Oversees the finan- CANNES a Christmas break (approx. two weeks). It is cial management of newspaper, including pay- based upon a $21,000 salary per year with a roll. Must prepare and submit annual budgets chance for increased wages April 1, 2011 (with and actuals to the board of directors. contract renewal). • PRODUCTION: Oversees printing and mailing LIONS 09 Please note this is not an editorial position. of magazine issues, and acts as a liason with the printer and the production manager. Manages Skill requirements: printing contract. • Ability to prioritize tasks, make decisions and • DEVELOPMENT: Works in conjunction with work independently, act with a high degree of the board of directors to execute the Strategic RERUNS integrity and professionalism. Plan of The Uniter. • Excellent communications skills, both oral • PROMOTIONS / SPONSORSHIP AND SPECIAL and written. PROJECTS: With input from the board of direc- The World’s Best Commercials • Knowledge and familiarity with Macintosh tors and staff, the business manager will plan operating systems, computer software for Word and execute activities that engage the reader- Processing, Spreadsheet, Database manage- ship of the newspaper. This includes the speak- ment, e-mail and Internet, and accounting. er’s series of Mouseland Press Inc. The business • Ability to manage the newspaper’s circula- manager will administrate all sponsorship op- March 19–April 3 tion, advertising and event contracts. portunities of the organization. • Ability to oversee and co-ordinate financial • REPORTING: The business manager will attend Winnipeg Art Gallery • 300 Memorial Blvd management of the newspaper. all Board and committee meetings and prepare Muriel Richardson Auditorium • Familiarity with publishing, web publishing reports for all board meetings on the newspa- and new media including the ability to oversee per’s finances, circulation, advertising, results of production of a weekly newspaper. promotions, and other information as needed • Familiarity with grant writing, budgeting and by the Board. Mar 19 • 7pm and 9:30pm Member $7 • Adult $9 • project co-ordination a must. Mar 23, 24 • 7pm Senior $8 • Student $8 Interested parties should submit a resume in- Mar 26, 27 • 7pm and 9:30pm Duties: cluding references, a covering letter and a one- Advance tickets available at the WAG • Administration: Responsible for all office to two-page essay detailing the importance of Mar 30, 31 • 7pm Info Booth and all Ticketmaster outlets • communications, by mail, phone, fax and e- independent media by 6 p.m. on March 26, Apr 1 • 7pm and 9:30pm Charge-by-phone: 204.780.3333 • Order mail, finances, advertising, production, pro- 2010. Interviews will take place the week of online: ticketmaster.ca (additional fees for Apr 3 • 2, 7 and 9:30pm motions and fundraising, etc. March 29. Application packages should be sent phone/internet orders) • Rating: 14A • STAFF SUPERVISION: In association with the to [email protected]. managing editor, the business manager will Questions can be addressed to interim busi- oversee all staff and execute the organization’s ness manager James Patterson at business@ human resources policy of a safe and healthy uniter.ca or 786–9790. workplace. • CIRCULATION: Manages the newspaper’s cir- We thank all applicants, however only those culation records by consistently updating, short-listed for an interview will be contacted. Winnipeg Art Gallery 300 Memorial Boulevard • Winnipeg, MB • 204.786.6641 • wag.ca 18 Arts & Culture The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca

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THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG Alexander Fraser Laidlaw Fellowship – The Co-operative ROBERTA BONDAR GIRL GUIDES SCHOLAR- Canadian theological school with plans to exercise his/her You must maintain the appropriate minimum course load for AWARDS: Housing Federation of Canada established the Laidlaw SHIP ministry in Canada. For application forms and instructions, your study period in order to retain your student assistance Fellowship to honour Dr. Alexander Fraser Laidlaw, the father please visit the Awards & Financial Aid office, room 0GM05 eligibility. http://www.uwinnipeg.ca/index/services-awards of the non-profit co-operative housing movement in Canada. This scholarship is available to any currently-registered in the Mezzanine of Graham Hall. For inquiries, e-mail: member of the Girl Guides of Canada who is continuing Registration at Another Post-Secondary Institution GRADUATE & PROFESSIONAL STUDIES An outstanding Canadian adult educator and co-op leader, [email protected]. their education in science, applied science, mathematics or If, in addition to University of Winnipeg courses, you are APPLICATION EXPENSES BURSARY Dr. Laidlaw served the cause of the co-operative movement Deadline: April 30, 2010 for over 40 years. The Laidlaw Award, valued at $1,000, is technology at a Canadian institution. It is awarded to full-time registered and taking courses elsewhere during the academic The purpose of this bursary fund is to provide some available to graduate students only. The award is based on the students entering their third or fourth year of post-secondary JOHN GYLES EDUCATION AWARDS year for credit towards your University of Winnipeg degree, assistance to students with respect to the high costs associ- studies. Visit www.girlguides.ca for criteria and application you must present proof of registration to the Awards & applicant’s academic record, as well as on the importance of The John Gyles Education Awards of up to $3,000 are available ated with applying to Graduate and Professional Schools. forms. Application forms are to be submitted by regular mail Financial Aid Office before your student assistance document the proposed research activities to the development of the each year to post-secondary students enrolled in any area, Application forms are available from the Awards & Financial or courier. can be authorized and released to you. co-op movement in Canada or abroad. studying in either Canada or the United States, who are full Aid Office in Student Services (first floor Graham Hall) or on Amy and Tim Dauphinee Scholarship – The Ontario Credit Note: Application forms will not be faxed. Faxed or e-mail Canadian or American citizens. A minimum GPA of 3.0 is Fee Payment our website. Students may apply any time during the Fall/ Union Charitable Foundation established the Amy and Tim applications will not be accepted. required and criteria other than strictly academic ability and Winter academic year, provided that funding is available for Your fees will be deducted from the student assistance Dauphinee Fellowship in recognition of the outstanding financial need will be considered in the selection process. this bursary. Applications will be evaluated on a first-come, Deadline: April 1, 2010 document when it is electronically approved by the university. contribution these two leaders made to the development Applications and information are available online at www. first-serve basis. Government student aid is used first to meet educational of the credit union movement and the Ontario Credit Union PROGRESSIVE ECONOMICS FORUM ESSAY johngyleseducationcenter.com. CONTEST costs. All overdue fees and emergency loans as well as fees AWARDS OFFERED BY EXTERNAL Charitable Foundation. The award, currently valued at $3,000, Deadline for mailing applications: May 1, 2010 for the current study period will be deducted from the student AGENCIES AND ORGANIZATIONS: is available to graduate students only. The award will be There are two competitions, one for undergraduate students aid document. If your student assistance does not cover your based on applicants’ academic records and on the importance MANITOBA ROUND TABLE FOR SUSTAIN- RABIN SCHOLARSHIP FUND FOR THE and one for graduate students, open to all Canadian students, required fee payment, you will have to make payment on your of the proposed research activities to the development of the studying in Canada and abroad, as well as international ABLE DEVELOPMENT SCHOLARSHIP own by the fee payment deadline. Credits for scholarships ADVANCEMENT OF PEACE & TOLERANCE co-op movement in Canada or abroad. students presently studying in Canada. The definition of you may be receiving will reduce the amount of fees deducted 2010-2011 The Sustainable Development Scholarship assists post- Lemaire Co-operative Studies Award – Available to both “student” encompasses full-time as well as part-time secondary students who pursue studies or undertake research from the student aid document. This award of $13,000 US provides an opportunity to spend undergraduate and graduate students, the Lemaire awards are students. Students eligible for the 2010 competition must that embraces the spirit and principles of sustainable Missing Information one academic year in Jerusalem, Israel at the Hebrew intended to encourage students to undertake studies which have been or be enrolled in a post-secondary educational development. The scholarship is open to students in any field If any documentation requested by the MSAP, such as summer University of Jerusalem. Applicants must be Canadian citizens will help them contribute to the development of co-operative institution at some point during the period of May 2009 – May of study offered at an approved Manitoba post-secondary income or study-period income verification, has not yet been and enrolled in an accredited doctoral or post-doctoral in Canada or elsewhere. Eligible candidates will have been 2010. A cash prize of $1,000 will be awarded to the winner institution who will be attending full-time (60% or higher submitted, electronic confirmation of your loan document program focusing on areas relating to the pursuit of peace involved with co-operatives, must demonstrate reasonable of the graduate competition and $500 will be awarded to course-load) in the 2010-2011 academic year and have a GPA of will not occur and your loan funds will not be in place at the and/or the enhancement of peaceful forms of social life. For knowledge and understanding of co-op principles and their the winner of the undergraduate competition. Entries may at least 3.5. These scholarships are not available to employees beginning of the Winter Term. further information or to receive an application package, application, and be able to indicate how the proposed studies be on any subject related to political economy, economic of the Province of Manitoba or their spouses, common-law please call 1-888-HEBREWU or 1-416-485-8000. will contribute to the co-op movement. Full-time or part-time theory or an economic policy issue, which best reflects a partners or dependants. The scholarship consists of single, Revision to your Needs Assessment critical approach to the functioning, efficiency, social and Fax: 416-485-8565 students, taking full- or partial-credit courses at any uni- non-renewable awards of $6,000 for a graduate student and You should be aware that new information, such as versity or university-equivalent college are eligible to apply. environmental consequences of unconstrained markets. For $1,500 for an undergraduate or college student. Application E-mail: [email protected] more information or details on essay submission, please visit verification of your summer or study-period income, may Website: www.cfhu.org Eligible candidates must take a minimum of one course about forms are available from the Awards & Financial Aid office, increase or decrease your MSAP needs assessment and the co-operatives. The bursaries will be awarded in multiples of their website: www.progressive-economics.ca. room 0GM05 in the Mezzanine of Graham Hall, or from the Deadline: March 25, 2010 resulting loan amounts you are eligible to receive. Similarly, if $1,000 to a maximum of $3,000. 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For over thirty years Phyllis Harris AUCC AWARDS Fee Deferral phasis on preparing research reports that are comprehensive studies at Canadian universities or university-equivalent colleges (regardless of citizenship) or be Canadian citizens was an inspiring presence in the world of family planning, The Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada The Awards & Financial Aid Office can defer your fees if and yet can be disseminated and understood throughout the volunteering both her time and services in Edmonton and you have applied for government student aid but have not sporting community. SIRC invites Canadian undergraduate or landed immigrants studying at such institutions outside provides 150 scholarship programs on behalf of the Federal Canada. To be eligible to receive the award, recipients must throughout Canada. To be eligible, you must be enrolled as a Government, domestic and foreign agencies, and private received your confirmed assistance document by the fee students to submit their literature review research papers in full-time student in third or fourth year at the undergraduate payment deadline. Fee deferral means that your registration consideration for the 2010 SIRC Research Development Award. undertake their proposed study within one calendar year of sector companies. Check out their website www.aucc.ca and the fellowship being awarded. Application forms are available level at a Canadian University during the 2010-2011 academic look under the heading Scholarships and Internships for will not be cancelled because of your failure to pay by the Winners will receive $1,000 each, as well as media exposure year. Applicants must also be a Canadian citizen or landed deadline. 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Please visit their website for If you are out of funds before your next disbursement of - Your paper must be a minimum of 2,500 words and up to a must also clearly state their support of the values and beliefs in classics. The scholarship is administered by the Classical of the Canadian Federation for Sexual Health. Your name, more information on their award programs: www.idrc.ca/ Government Student Aid occurs, you can arrange for bridge maximum of 3,000 words (excluding references). Association of Canada through its Awards Committee. One awards. financing from the University in the form of an emergency - Your paper must include an executive summary. address and telephone number must appear at the top of the award of $2,500 is offered each year. Applicants must be application. In addition, the application must also include MANITOBA STUDENT AID PRO- loan. Please call 786-9458 for an appointment. 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Students can apply online at www. and book an appointment, or phone 786-9458 or 786-9984. SIRC Content Licence agreement and eligibility outline, with ancient philosophy and classical archaeology, are eligible. academic transcript to: manitobastudentaid.ca. original applicant signature, must be received by 4:30 p.m. Applicants must be less than 28 years of age on Jan. 1 of the DID YOU KNOW... You can check the status of your student aid year of application. The main criteria are academic achieve- Phyllis P. Harris Scholarship Committee New to the Student Aid program this year are a series of application, find out what documentation is still outstanding, EST. grants and bursaries: ment, professional promise and an appropriate undergraduate Canadian Federation for Sexual Health update your address information and much more online? Go Forms are available from the website: www.sirc.ca. preparation. 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It is intended to assist the protection of minority tion as soon as possible to ensure that you receive all the on finances and budgeting: www.canlearn.ca opportunities in English or French post-secondary institutions institution in any discipline in the 2010-11 academic year and human rights in Canada and to reduce the potential grant funds for which you are eligible. Manitoba Student Aid Program: www.manitobastudentaid.ca or apprenticeship/trades programs. Two bursaries of $2,000 - You plan to maintain full-time status (at least a 60% course for abuse of cultural minorities, such as that suffered by each will be awarded for each school year: one for studies in PROCEDURES: Surfing for dollars? Try these two websites: load) Japanese Canadians during the Second World War. 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Application forms are available in the Awards To obtain an application package or for more information post-secondary institution in a recognized program leading to official assistance documents for students whose MSAP Office (on the first floor of Graham Hall) and Student Central visit their website: http://canada.mcc.org/scholarships, or the a degree, certificate or diploma or a recognized apprentice- documentation and university course registration are (first floor of Centennial Hall). Please submit to the Awards & Awards & Financial Aid office on the first floor of Graham Hall. ship/trades program in order. MSAP will mail the documents to students Financial Aid office by March 30, 2010. - have sustained an acquired brain injury Deadline: April 1, 2010 at the addresses they have provided on their MSAP RESEARCH FELLOWSHIP IN HONOUR OF RETAIL AS A CAREER SCHOLARSHIP - be a Canadian citizen, permanent resident or protected applications. The document you receive already will have STUART NESBITT WHITE person, within the meaning of the Immigration and Refugee been electronically approved by the Awards & Financial PROGRAM The PS Research Fellowship in Honour of Stuart Nesbitt Protection Act Aid Office. It will indicate the fees you owe to the White promotes Canadian expertise, education and research Retail Council of Canada, in partnership with industry Please note that receiving a bursary may affect your eligibility University of Winnipeg. These fees will be deducted from capacity in emergency management. Each year, up to eight sponsors, will award more than $75,000 in scholarships for other forms of provincial financial assistance. If you your student aid. students are awarded fellowships of $19,250 each. These and benefits to students entering or currently enrolled in a wish to be considered for a bursary, you must complete the If the document is a Canada Student Financial Assistance awards are available for graduate-level research in emergency business, marketing or retail-related program at a Canadian entire BIAC online application or BIAC’s Application Form for document, you should take it to an approved Canada management. This includes work in one or more of the four post-secondary institution. Students who receive the scholar- Full-Time Students, available from the Awards & Financial Post outlet for forwarding to the National Student Loan pillars of emergency management: mitigation, preparedness, ships will not only benefit from financial assistance for their Aid office, room 1G05 on the first floor of Graham Hall. Centre. response and recovery. Research focused on the all-hazards post-secondary education, but will also attend STORE 2010 in Information provided on your application will be shared with If the document is a Manitoba Student Aid document, approach to emergency management is encouraged, as are Toronto where they will have the opportunity to engage with the Selection Committee panel in order to determine your you should forward it to the MSAP Loan Administration studies in cyber security, disaster management and critical the brightest professionals in the Canadian retail industry. eligibility. Please send the Application Form and supporting Department. infrastructure protection and assurance. 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Instructions on these processes will be included are administered by the Association of Universities and Fax: (819) 595-2458 meet the following criteria: in your student aid document package. Colleges of Canada (AUCC). Interested students can view the E-mail: [email protected] application poster and procedures on the AUCC web site: - Enrolled full-time or part-time at a Canadian college or Website: www.biac-aclc.ca Course Load www.aucc.ca. university in Fall 2010. - Pursuing a retail, business or marketing-related program. Deadline: April 30, 2010 The minimum course load for which you must register Deadline: March 31, 2010 to be eligible for any form of government student - Currently working part-time or full-time within the retail MARTIN MOSER SOCIETY FOR THEOLOGI- C.A.S.C. SCHOLARSHIPS industry. assistance is 60 per cent of the maximum course load CAL STUDIES BURSARIES required for your study period: The Canadian Co-operative Association (CCA) is calling for For application forms and instructions, please visit their Two bursaries in the amount of $1,500 are being offered applications for the three Canadian Association for Studies in - Fall/Winter academic year – 18 credit hours website: www.retaileducation.ca, or the Awards & Financial Aid to students enrolled in a graduate or undergraduate Co-operation (CASC) scholarships: office on the first floor of Graham Hall. - Fall Term or Winter Term only – 9 credit hours which degree in theology or ministry. The applicant must be of begin and end within that term Deadline: April 1, 2010 Christian denomination, enrolled or accepted in a recognized Arts & Culture 19 www.uniter.ca March 18, 2010 The Uniter Good & Crossword Puzzle 23 Evil Solutions to crossword and sudoku will appear in next week’s issue.

with J.Williamez Heeding the Hollywood warning As we all know, thanks to John Cusack, the world is going to end on Dec. 21, 2012 and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. This week I’d like to dedicate my column to some of the important preparations we should all be making for the inevitable end of everything. Before I get into the preparations, I should probably make sure that you all know exactly what I’m talking about. Many people believe the ancient Mayan calendar says that the world will end on Dec. 21, 2012. 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Drug Administration ensures cooking oil with this “light” Furthermore, we should try and make that “certified organic” products claim on the front of the pack- as many babies as we can before it’s must contain 95 per cent or- age refers to the colour, not the too late, because as everyone knows, ganic ingredients. If the product amount of fat in it. babies go to heaven when they die, but contains between 70 and 90 per Read beyond the front label they don’t go to heaven if they never cent organic ingredients, it must the next time you are grocery get born. state what percentage of the in- shopping and use this infor- That’s why it is our duty to start gredients are organic, and these mation to make a healthier pumping out the babies as quickly as products are not allowed to choice when you are comparing we possibly can over the next three use the “organic” logo on their brands. There is some benefit to years. packaging. reading the health claims on the When we are knee-deep in babies, Free-range: A claim fre- front package of a food prod- the world will end, sending us, babies quently found on egg cartons, uct, but consumers should treat and all, to heaven where Anne Geddes Sagan Morrow “free-range” does not necessar- them with caution. will be waiting to take pictures of them Staff Writer ily mean that the chicken has Health claims are often am- roamed in grassy fields all her biguous and vague and, as con- dressed up like stupid crap. Wait, that life. They can be cooped up in sumers, we have a right to know sounds a little more like hell… Choosing healthy foods at a a very small area with only occa- what these health claims really Anyway, the most important thing for grocery store is a daunting task sional access to the outdoors. It mean. Turn the package over to us to do in preparation for the end of if you have no idea how to read also tells the consumer nothing read the ingredient list for de- the world is to stop trying to save the a package. about hormones or antibiotics. tailed information on what is damn world! Besides the complicated ingre- Reduced-fat: This means inside the package. All the reducing, reusing and dient names and the often-con- that the food has 25 per cent less When in doubt, you can also recycling we’ve been doing is not going fusing numbers and percentages fat in it than the original ver- contact the food manufactur- to save us from “Mayan Death.” Al Gore on the nutrition facts table, the sion. It does not, however, tell ers themselves to find out what isn’t going to somehow stop the world food manufacturers are sneaky the consumer how much fat they really mean by the health from ending. Even David Suzuki won’t when they add health claims to was in the original version; if claims that they have used on be able to charm his way into saving the front of their food packages. the food product contained an their product. the world, so I think it’s high time we What exactly does “light” mean, astronomically high amount of had some fun. Let’s pour chemicals anyway? When it states, “30 per fat in the original version, then University of Winnipeg student into rivers and drive our Hummers into cent less sodium,” what does it could still have a high fat con- Sagan Morrow writes a health the ground. that compare to? tent in this “reduced” version. and wellness blog. Check it out It may be our last chance. Health Canada has regu- Natural: There are no regu- at http://livingintherealworld. lations for when companies lations on the term “natural.” net/healthy. can use certain health claims, It can mean anything that the J. Williamez wishes to apologize for the gloomy outlook. 20 Arts & Culture The Uniter March 18, 2010 www.Uniter.ca The Frenchway is the way to go A m Local café and y Mi but is spiced up with strawberry and dd l e chocolate crepes and eggs Benedict The Uniter Fashion Streeter is an ongoing documentation of creative fashion in Winnipeg inspired by the t bakery offers o Helsinki fashion blog www.hel-looks.com. Each issue will feature a new look from our city’s streets and bars in n with asparagus and ham. The tan- up an authentic talizing aroma of the French toast, an attempt to encourage individual expression and celebrate that you are really, really good looking. which comes with a heap of fresh taste of France strawberries and a sprinkling of cinnamon, will definitely cause ex- treme food envy for everyone in the vicinity. Courtney Schwegel The lunch menu includes ava- Campus Beat Reporter riety of sandwiches, a handful of distinctive salads and two or three homemade soups that change daily. The most unique sandwich of Frenchway Café & Catering the bunch is both visually stunning 612 Academy Rd. and orgasmically tasty. Two slices of baguette come topped with roasted The Frenchway Café and Bakery, a turkey and smothered generously quaint little spot on Academy Road, with creamy, gooey brie cheese. A offers one of the most pleasurable Staff at The Frenchway Cafe & Bakery sprinkling of fresh cranberries adds culinary experiences in Winnipeg. display some of their irresistible a burst of brightness while tender Owner and chef Olivier Fortat from homemade pastries. asparagus spears lend just the right France has managed to bring an au- amount of crunch. The sandwich thentic taste of his homeland to the is accompanied by crispy roasted Winnipeg food scene. The café also boasts a seemingly potatoes that give way to a tender Although one can count the endless selection of homemade inside. number of mismatched tables on breads, ranging from traditional The salads certainly aren’t your one hand, the café’s quaint, eclec- crusty French baguettes to giant ordinary mound of greens. The ar- tic feel is integral to its charm. A rounds of sunflower-flax bread. The tichoke salad features marinated French-themed mural graces the far server-recommended multigrain artichoke hearts, sliced chorizo sau- wall adding a little “je ne sais quoi” loaf is dense and moist with a thick, sage, hunks of salty feta, diced cu- to the atmosphere. chewy crust. At $5.95, this hearty cumbers and green onions atop a The sweet treats, all of which are bread would surely lend itself to at bed of organic greens. Dressed in baked on-site, are to die for. 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Breakfast speaker series The Competitive Advantage of Doing Business Ethically Dr. Cheryl Leis, phD Centre for Leadership and ethics Tuesday, March 23 The University of Winnipeg Convocation Hall 7:30–9:00 a.m. 2nd floor, Wesley Hall 515 Portage Avenue

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