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It’s not just that he such as “Pussy Liquor,” Mr. Zombie takes the cake in time soon. was a long-time friend and colleague of classic horror brought to life. As he so eloquently put Anton Szandor LaVey (the leader of the it, “All you need in life is monsters and hot girls. So 2. NINE INCH NAILS Church of Satan) or that he’s married long as those hot girls are holding a six-pack and a The Devil (and I) would love to fuck you in the back of to one of the hottest gothic pieces of pack of Lucky’s.” your car, Trent, and god is dead—but I didn’t care until ass, Dita Von Teese. It’s that he con- I heard Heresy. Industrial super-group NIN is without tinues to have something outrageous 6.66 KEITH a doubt a landmark in hardcore. They house more and amazing to say, as soon as you angst than Gay Pride Day at a start listening and stop staring at RICHARDS Catholic church and channel it his seemingly vacant eyeball. I would love to say a few into some of the most power- words about rock ’n’ roll’s ful music this century has ever 8. GWAR holder of the most liver dam- heard. NIN reinvented the I’ve always wondered what it age cause by an intoxicating mosh pit, and every time would be like to be the decaying substance, but he already sold someone plays Pretty Hate aborted fetuses of hell’s prosti- his soul and all copyright laws Machine from start to finish, by AERYN tutes, and if I ever get the chance to meet Gwar, about his name and/or music an emo kid dies. It’s a beauti- MARTIN I’ll have to ask them. It’s not just the outlandish to Satan for a teener...thirteen ful thing. costumes, blood, disembodiments and dis- times. memberments—it’s the show these guys put 1. OZZY OSBOURNE ver hear or see a band that you just know on and the presence they project. I don’t 5. MESHUGGAH Now, I could have picked KISS the Devil himself would throw horns at? know what you’d call it, but it’s enter- The Yiddish word ’Meshuggah’ translates into ’crazy’ to be number one. I love KISS Have you ever seen a band with more taining as hell. Who could forget in English, and these vile fuckers are just that. They’re and any group that totes the E an experimental group from Sweden, and I wouldn’t evil and depravity than a Kathy Lee Gifford the scene in Empire Records alleged nickname ’Knights In Satan’s Service’ is a be surprised if they coated their crepes in blood. I sweatshop? You know the groups, the ones where an employee eats pot badass in my book, not to mention Gene Simmons, brownies and visualized being could go on and on AKA the tongue that that sweat blood out of their corneas and eat a bowl of nails eaten onstage by a phallic-look- about this group, and launched a thousand for breakfast WITHOUT ANY MILK. The following ten bands, ing drooling tube with teeth? it’d be useless unless orgasms, but after seeing groups, minions of Beelzebub, or individuals have been cho- Gwar is what happens when you’ve seen them live. If Paul Stanley in his Richard sen for just that. Whether they rock, shock, or make Tibetan parents do PCP before making you’re looking for a sim- Simmons tights in the monks grow hair so they can head-bang, these blasphemous Halloween costumes. ilar effect, just superglue “Heaven’s on Fire” video, I bastards take the innocence in life and pound it into a fine some razor blades onto had to surrender the sacred white powder for us to inject into our devious veins. 7. BARBRA STREISAND a Q-tip and start digging spot to someone more into your eardrum. deserving: the Ozzman.