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State* Minister tries to divert strip club crowd

Nation' Man signs confession for killing 12 women Peiffer talks about graduation, jock straps, toilet paper and the Amish. Sports • Baseball loses to Detroit, 13-12 8 N E VV S Page 2

Friday, May 3, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 83, Issue 130

The News' Campus stations Briefs may be broadcast AL Scores in dining halls Toronto 7 Milwaukee 5 Genell Pavellch students. The BC News "This is a great Idea to expose students to our campus radio and California 3 In an effort to build communi- television stations so they can Oakland 1 ty, the Undergraduate Student support them," he said. "Anytime Government wants the campus we can highlight student events radio stations to be played in din- and student run programs, there Detroit 5 ing halls during business hours are real advantages." Texas 2 and the BG 24 News to be shown Ed O'Donnell, interim director in the University Union week- of food operations, said the idea days at 5:30 p.m and 10:30 p.m. New York 5 to play the campus radio stations Nate Green, USG Chief Legis- would be considered, but at this Chicago 1 lative Officer, said the idea was time the signal for WFAL is not first requested by Brian strong enough in some of, the res- D'Aurelio. idence halls. "The reason for this bill was He said they would not have a Police investigate building community, so students problem with playing the campus Findlay bomber can see what is going on on cam- stations during some dining pus and know more about hours, but they have taken sur- FTNDLAY,OhloCenter. nia, military officials said. They said the injury was not life-threa- tening. Details were sketchy, but a U.S. Army spokesman said Quote of "there was no hostile fire." He said an investigation was under the day way and the commander was "This is another ideal questioning his troops, trying to that would be part I figure out how the man was shot. The soldier's name was with- of the whole build- [ held pending notification of fami- ing community ly. The Army said he was In sta- effort that Ribeau ble condition at the 212th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital nearby. has talked about." U.S. army headquarters in Tu- -irtan DAunrllo. WFAL zla said the Incident took place at drtfay about ilallona Base Camp Demi, near then town Rialk Fraaaaaa/Tba Aaaacland Pi*ft playing In dining halls of KladanJ, about 18 miles south President Bill Clinton converses with eighth-grader Rachel ■entation at George Washington Carver Middle School In Miami. of Tuzla, an area patrolled by the Beams, a member of D-FY-IT, an anti-drug club, during a pre- 2nd Brigade of the 1st Armored Division.

* Opinion n page two Friday, May 3,1996 E.A.R. to the Selling out by selling squishy T.P

"Bah, you're graduating. If you gotten me thinking. So far I've time where you give your idealp can't think of anything to write managed to well... graduate high for safety. An era when a "good Ground... about for this Friday, you must school, have sex with several night" involves an episode where be a real loser." - my editor girls (only a couple of which Ross and Racheal kiss, a new Well, put me In a black robe were actually present) and al- lawn tractor and no lawsuits in ith even more fences going up around campus, the and call me a member of the most graduate college with a de- the journalism department. w„ "Bork for Supreme Court" cam- gree in Interpersonal Communi- I'm not so sure I'm ready for University is starting to remind E.A.R. Central of the paign, 'cause I'm stuck. cations. that. So after more deep thought Freemen compound. You know, this Is It. The future's so bright I gotta and several more margaritas, I'-. Construction is good and all, but when it gets to the The final Friday spiel I'll ever wear bi-focals. ve decided I want to change the point that people can't find buildings, there's a slight pound out for this fine little pub- I need a plan. I need action. I world. A fairly ambitious ende- problem. Those construction-crazy folks need to re- lication. I needed to make It deep. need a drink. vour for someone who hasn't member that if students can't get to buildings next week, I wanted to touch people's lives. I After much thought, I've come changed his socks in the past they can't take their finals. wanted to write about something up with the following agenda for week. I'm heading out to law And if they can't take their finals, they might end up other than masturbation (Hey, If my life: school. with something lousy, like bad grades. And since good I was good at relationships, I'd do Move to Montana, live in a My ideal world goes like this: grades are all that matter, every student would never several pieces a year on love and shack, become exceedingly bit- I want to get out of school and ever succeed in life. hold the left-handed downstroke, ter about Bowling Green's lack of help as many people as I can for All because of a bunch of fences. veal thing •- but my longest re- technology and send bombs to as long as I'm able. I want to fight **• lationship lasted only slightly that ancient ATM In the Union. the underdog's fight. I want to Spring has sprung. All the upperclassmen know longer than the new Saved By Nah, it's been done. defend the downtrodden. I want The Bell - so I'll 'stick' to what I For a long while I thought I to ease the suffering of 'he mass- there's really only one way to tell spring has arrived - know). But I'm confused. College wanted to be in advertising. But es. Brother Jed. Brother Jed, Sister Cindy and his travel- graduation brings a whirlwind of I'm too young to sell out to The Then I want to sell out like ing caravan of goons have arrived to save us all from thoughts: Will I make it? If I do, easier back in the "good old Man. crazy. hell and damnation. will I want to? Do the Amish have days." The way It used to work, Besides, I'm not so sure I could I want to have a family. I crave What they don't realize is it's always been our plan to it any easier when they graduate from what TV has taught me, you cut it in the corporate rat race. the attention of kids. I'll work for be damned, and their hysterial yelling only makes us re- eighth grade? And will I have this were born Into a good family, "Mr. Peiffer, I need a new huge corporations that kill seals. alize we're that much closer to our goal. awful tripe crushed out of the graduated from high school, campaign for the squishy toilet I'll try cases asserting that *** keyboard by the 12:30 deadline? found the little lady you were go- paper people," Mr. Whitey, my breast implants are completely Congrats to Kristin Gaddis, a three-time letter winner I'm six drinks deep, it's 10:30 ing to settle down with, went to advertising boss, would say. "It's safe. I'll work for the journalism ■ in cross country, for winning the Bob James Scholarship and I doubt if I'll get anything college, smoked some pot, grad- squeezabley soft, you know." department. I'll do anything so for demonstrating good character, graduate school and a figured out tonight. uated from college, wrote run-on "How about, 'It's so soft ... it's my family and I can be comfort- But in a week they're still sentences, figured out what you really neat?'" I asked. "Or maybe able. 3.95 GPA. gonna slide me a piece of paper want to do for the rest of your 'Squishy T.P. it's more squeeza- The plan is to impact a large *** and declare me a grownup. life, sold out, popped out some ble than Nell Carter's nipples."' group of people a little bit and E.A.R. wants to extend a special thank you to the most I'm scared. Growing up is a kids, got cancer, retired, and See what I mean. help a small family of folks as important of policemen - the parking technicians. One fairly worrisome prospect for a died. But they tell me I'm approach- much as I can. potential story for today's News was thwarted by the fellah who spent his last week Well, maybe that's not exactly ing the age where "having fun" If that doesn't work I can al- towing of "The News Hooptie," a brown van used for here parading through campus in the ideal youth But at least those becomes "being immature." The ways hawk the squishy soft. transportation of staff members in and out of hazardous- a jockstrap. people seemed to have a plan. time where I trade indie rock for Joe Peiffer is the Friday coir duty situations. It was laid low by a wrecker and a park- Everything seemed so much The past couple of weeks have Hootie and the Blowfish The umnistfor The BG News. ing cop. Memo to BGPD: If any E.A.R. member is elected to high government office, it will be illegal to enforce Sa6\y /\nv JSUS -rtvof the. Old <0c/^'rhe 5honeat d^<^CA btfuXXX) 2 traffic violations. Violators of this stringent policy will be towed to some godforsaken location and forced to pay poirrt** 15 r*s Since 1193 / V6V\\t\t{t£C0N for a. The BG News CfHiTrUtCTtCO/J/D&Z "A Commitment to excellence" M=rT AM E"'+'- Hfc:-n*re .* A U»*V< of pWAr^ ^ fVbcKfitsj Only I I*J(XY *o «.*

Dawn Keller Jay Young Managing editor News editor Jim Barker Amy Johnson Associate editor City editor Joe Peiffer Scott Brown Opinion editor Sports editor Joe Boyle Hideki Kobayashi Weekend Reality editor Photo editor Roc he lie Slosser Tiffany Wendeln Graphics editor Copy chief

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Penny Brown Stefoni Bavin Copy editor Copy editor Juli Palmer Olivia Inkrott Copy editor Copy chief very important job, as she Is lit- Tania Runyan Amy Black Copy editor AFROTC offers erally training our future offi- Copy editor cers. She will be responsible for Darren Liderbach Kristen Sherlock opportunities the training and development of Copy editor copy editor over 100 sophomore level college As many BGSU students begin students. to realize that the semester is All of the cadets Involved In the coming to an end and it's time to summer programs are very ex- start looking for a job, a group of say: "This is an opportunity of a great opportunity to see many cited. They are sure to have a good time as well as learn a lot Leah Barnum Michelle Bracken 16 BGSU students already have lifetime. It will provide great different aspects of the military and meet people." about the Air Force and offl- Colleen Casey Alianna Dias plans. aviation training as well as orien- These 16 students are enrolled tation into the Air Force. I love to Eleven of the students will be cership. People wanting more in- Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin in BGSU's Officer Education fly and know that I will enjoy shadowing an officer this sum- formation about the about Air Chad Gamby Matt Gannon Program, commonly called Alr every minute of this experi- mer. They will be shadowing an Force ROTC should call Captain Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl Force ROTC. The purpose of ence." active duty officer in their field Rottweiler at 372-2176. Kevin Rathge Ed Reed AFROTC is to teach leadership One cadet will be going to Air of interest. In past years, stu- Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec skills and to commission college Force Academy Basic Freefall dents have worked with OSI Megan Wasiniak graduates as officers into the Parachute Training (AFAFF). (Officer of Special In- vestigation), the FBI of the Air Copyright c ©96 by The IK i Ncwj. Reprinting of United States Air Force. Training lasts 12 days and upon The Air Force offers a number successful completion, cadets Force, and have flown backseat Q and A with OBA any material in this publication whitout the permission of in an F-16 fighter. All of the The Hi • News is strictly prohibited. of optional summer programs to are awarded the parachutist rat- Q: As a seller, what must I tell a The IU i News is an independent student voice students that want a closer, ing. Eric Hosafros will be going cadets are very excited, as we potential buyer about the condi- founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic hands-on look at what the Air to AFAFF, and is looking forward can tell by the viewpoint of Mike tion of my home? year and Wednesday's in the summer. Force does. One of these pro- to this "thrill of a lifetime." He Wisniewski. "This is a great Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those grams is Air Force Academy says that "jumping from an air- chance to hang out with them A State law requires the seller of the student body, faculty or University administration. Soaring, which two freshmen are craft can be nothing less than a while on duty and off." Joining of a house to provide potential Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not attending. pure adrenaline rush!" Cadet Wlslnewski in the assist buyers with a Residential Prop- necessarily those of The BO News. 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* wmm i, State page three Friday,m May 3,1996 Ministry plans to attempt to divert strip club crowd

The Associated Press club. music into the club's parking lot. "My wife wanted to sell the He hopes other church groups MONROE, Ohio - One drive- property, but I said no, Honey, will volunteer to talk to cus- way, two choices. On one side Is a God's given me that property for tomers entering and leaving the strip club, on the other a store- a reason," Thomas, 46, told The club. Cincinnati Enquirer In a story front ministry. Terry Wolfe, husband of club published Thursday. "And the Rick Thomas Is opening a min- owner Giselle Wolfe, said the spirit finally told us, now's the istry in his converted garage- campaign actually could help his Insurance office, which shares a time to witness to the lost." driveway with Bristol's Show- The ministry is the latest tactic business. club and Revue. by Citizens for Community Va- "I think the motive behind Thomas Is the president of the lues to disrupt the adult enter- opening It Is to create problems Citizens for Community Values tainment business. The group has for us, deter people from coming chapter in this southwest Ohio tried legislation, regulation and here, but I don't think It'll work. village of 4,500 people, 25 miles pickets. In the end It'll create more con- north of Cincinnati. He said he Thomas plans to hold a Satur- troversy," Wolfe said. "They talk believes he has a mission to day evening service and to use a about how bad we are, but there's divert attention from the strip sound system to pump spiritual a lot worse going on on TV." Tornado hits trailer park Tk« AlKcUted Pre»i Two receive minor injures from low-level cyclone Seventh grade students participate in a mock trial using cartoon character Bart Simpson as the de- fendant. The Associated Press when the tornado, which reached ton Fire Chief Garland Smith speeds of up to 85 miles per hour, Two families were forced to stay DALTON. Ohio - Two people touched down in Dal ton, about SO with relatives, and another was AZA ASA AZA \ZA AZA AZA ASA AZA ASA AHA received minor injuries Wednes- miles south of Cleveland. The sent to a motel by the Red Cross London day night when a low-level tor- tornado cut a swath 80 yards emergency workers. nado hit a mobile home park and wide, 150 yards long, the weather damaged 18 trailers. service said. Greg Casey, another resident, The National Weather Service "I got out of the car and every- was leaving to get a haircut when inmate Good Luck Alpha Xi said the tornado that hit the Lin- thing started spinning ... it he saw the black sky, rain and coln Terrace Estates mobile knocked me down," Sullivan said. hail. home park shortly after 6 p.m. Graduates When he finally managed to get "I turned around ... and saw all stabbed was a weak one. this debris coming over the field, There was no tornado warning inside his mobile home, he found The Associated Press Sunny Nemeth his wife, Karen, and their chil- chunks of wood, metal skirting Amy Bell In effect for Wayne County at the and shingles. It was all flying dren, Hannah, 2, and Riley, 8 LONDON, Ohio - A London time, NWS spokeswoman Ruth around. Rachel Cupp Kim Roddy Ebert said Thursday. months, huddled in a bedroom. Correctional Institution inmate "I said, 'Oh, man.'" stabbed with a homemade knife "We were all pretty scared," "It was small enough and Those injured - a woman who Wednesday night was not seri- his wife said. "Hannah was cry- Nicole Dodero Lana Rose short-lived that we couldn't see It suffered a head injury and a boy ously hurt, the prison said on our radar," she said. ing a lot." who hurt his arm - refused med- Thursday. Tricia Golling Deanna Siller Resident Rick Sullivan said he At least five of the trailers ical treatment, Fire Capt. Craig The Inmate was treated and had Just gotten home from work were heavily damaged, said Dai- Powley said. released from Madison County Hospital, said Jenny Jordan, ad- Sue Krall Emily Vano ministrative assistant to the Motto may be placed on Statehouse warden. Katie Molnar Amanda White Jordan said Thursday the in- Work is God's Work." "Dick said he would bring that mate's name would not be John Challant released pending notification of Stephanie Yeager The Associated Press Voinovich subsequently talked Issue up with the Capitol Adviso- with Sen. Richard Finan, R-Cin- ry Board, that maybe next year his family. The Columbus Dis- COLUMBUS - A Bible quota- cinnati, chairman of the Capitol when we return for our recogni- patch identified him as Bryan tion that serves as Ohio's motto - Square Review & Advisory tion of the National Day of Patton,21. life Ulill Miss You! ■ "WJth God All Things Are Possi- Board that controls operation of Prayer that above the steps here Jordan said the stabbing oc- .' ble" - might show up above a the Capitol. it will say, 'With God All Things curred in a dormitory. main entrance to the Statehouse, Are Possible,'" Voinovich said. The State Highway Patrol was ASA AHA AZA AZA AZA AZA AZA ASA \-.\ ASA Investigating, said patrol Gov. George Volnovich said. "I think it's just a Legislators would not have to Voinovich,voinovicn, Housenuusc oyviuiciSpeaker .sad Senate President Stanley George Voinovich name was released. Perona said "The Capitol Square Advisory evidence could be taken to a Ma- j Aronoff, R-Cincinnati, spoke Ohio governor -'"Thursday outside the Capitol at Board can go ahead and do that if dison County grand jury this Study Hard the Ohio observance of the they so choose to do it," Voino- month. National Day of Prayer. The Civil War-era building is vich said. Voinovich told the crowd that undergoing a $110 million reno- the Idea to inscribe the motto on vation. Reopening is scheduled in He said Finan was responsive. I ,the Statehouse grew out of a re- July. "I think it's just a good idea," I cent trade mission to India. He Voinovich told Finan and Voinovich said. 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page four The BG News Friday, May 3,1996 — - - Vendors critical of Ohio rest stop competition

The Associated Press snacks and generate donations on their business. up a policy that is fair to both said. the coffee breaks are eliminated. busy weekends. Civic groups that disagree are sides. Some ODOT districts limit the More than 40 were held last COLUMBUS - Blind vendors But blind vendors, through an asking legislators to help "I dont know what the right fund-raisers to holiday week- year at the Interstate 71 rest stop who provide vending machines Ohio Rehabilitation Services preserve their fund-raisers. answer is," ODOT spokesman ends. A 1980s federal transporta- where he works. for hungry, weary travelers at Commission program, make a "I got letters from nonprofit Pieter Wykoff said. "The blind tion act gave the blind priority to Ohio rest stops are angry that living off vending machines at 25 organizations ... who were told say the service organizations are operate vending machines along Vendors pay S percent to 35 others are moving in on their ter- rest areas. They buy and store they were probably going to do unfair competition." highways. percent of their profits to the re- ritory. the food, stock the machines and away with the safety breaks," Coffee-break sponsors can't habilitation services commis- The roadside safety "coffee hire drivers to take them to the Ohio Sen. Nancy Chiles Dix, charge for food or solicit money, Vendor Jeffrey Tolle is con- sion, which buys the machines breaks," sponsored by civic rest areas. R-Hebron, said. but they put out Jars for dona- cerned he wont be able to sup- and builds the vending site. Ven- clubs, churches and other Some are complaining that the The Ohio Department of tions. Some raise thousands of port himself, his wife and the dors pay ODOT $270 per month groups, provide free coffee and civic club coffee breaks take Transportation is trying to work dollars In a weekend, Wykoff child they are expecting unless for Janitorial services. Governor says 'no' to casino gambling

John Chalfint The Associated Press

COLUMBUS - Casino gam- bling is an anti-family, anti- economy venture that Ohioans should oppose, Gov. George Volnovich said Thursday. A ca- sino advocate disagreed, but ac- knowledged Volnovich was a formidable opponent. Volnovich will advance his campaign against one or more anticipated casino Issues on the Nov. 5 ballot with an appearance Friday before a workshop of the United Methodist Church West Ohio Conference. Thomas Smith, director of pub- lic policy for the Ohio Council of Churches, said United Metho- dists had taken the lead In a grassroots attempt to convince Ohioans about the negative ef- fects of riverboat gambling. The council, which includes Methodist, Catholic, Lutheran, Baptist and other denominations, has Joined Voinovich's campaign against proposals to create float- ing casinos. "Casino gambling has been destructive to the quality of life in the cities and states where it is allowed," a council resolution said. Volnovich said Thursday that dysfunctional families repre- sented one of the biggest prob- lems facing the state. He said ca- sinos would make conditions worse. "The people who advocate It as some type of real great benefit for the state fail to calculate In their consideration the social costs that accrue as a result of casino gambling, and also the loss In other revenues to the state In terms of people's spendable Income," Volnovich said. He met with reporters after speaking at Ohio's observance of the National Day of Prayer. Two Cleveland-area groups are circulating petitions that would place a constitutional amend- ment on the November ballot. They have until Aug. 7 to file petitions with signatures of at least 335,000 voters. Both proposals call for a num- ber of riverboat casinos to be moored on waterways across the state. One of the plans from the Buckeye Extravaganza organiza- tion would allow fraternal organ- izations to have up to six elec- tronic gambling machines and pull-tab bingo In their lodges. President Rick Lertzman said that advocates had opened nine offices, including one In Colum- bus Thursday, with about 1.200 petition circulators working statewide. He would not say how many signatures have been collected, saying only that, "We're above expectations." The group hopes to file about 600,000 names In midsummer. Lertzman said opponents had tried to persuade voters not to sign petitions, but circulators had encountered little reluc- tance. "Certainly the governor's a formidable opponent But we think that come Nov. 5, the voters will express their opinion and we think It's going to be in our . favor," he said.

A* I if. ML BO i i. m Nation Friday, May 3, 1996 page five Man signs confessions for killing 12 women

Brian Bergsteln and left the bodies In alleys or "When we talked to the mother Mrs. Clepper, 46, was charged lite and mannerable." size of Chicago," said Jack Levin, The Associated Press garbage bins, police said. One she readily admitted her partici- with concealing a homicide. Neighbor Anita Hodges, 23, a criminology professor at body was discovered by a worker pation in concealing the body," Henderson, 30, was charged with said Clepper used drugs but was Northeastern University In Bos- ■CHICAGO - A man was sorting items at the city's recy- Lt. Joseph Murphy said. "At first two counts of the same offense; "just a regular guy" who helped ton and an expert on serial charged with killing 12 women on cling center. she didn't believe her son, but police said he also watched Clep- her carry packages into her killers. the city's South Side, many of Police said they tracked Clep- then when she went up there and per kill an earlier victim and house. them drug addicts and pros- per down after he boasted to an found the body, I feel, she felt helped dispose of her body. Mrs. Last summer, another South titutes, and stashing his latest acquaintance of killing 30-year- compelled to help her son." Clepper and Henderson could get Side man, Hubert Geralds Jr., 30, "When we talked to victim in his bedroom closet until old Patricia Scott. She was found Clepper's arrest marks the five to 10 years In prison each was arrested and charged with his mother could help him dis- raped and strangled in a trash bin third time In less than a year that Clepper lived in the house six homicides. He also targeted the mother she pose of the body. at a high school on April 24. a man from Chicago's South Side where he grew up on a quiet prostitutes and drug addicts, readily admitted her Gregory Clepper, a 28-year-old Clepper allegedly killed Scott a has been charged as a serial block populated mostly by older police said. Also, Ralph Harris, participation in crack addict, signed confessions day earlier at the honw he shared killer. people. He had worked a few jobs 23, was charged with killing five to the killings, State's Attorney with his mother, Gladys Clepper, He was Jailed without bail on but spent much of his time with men, all apparently robbery vic- concealing the body." Jack O'Malley said Thursday. and stashed the body In his 12 counts of murder and three neighbors, said Lois Crane, 59, tims. In a string of slayings that be- closet. Mrs. Clepper and a friend counts of aggravated sexual as- who has lived on the street for 31 "When you hear about two or gan In 1991, Clepper strangled or of Clepper's, Eric Henderson, sault O'Malley said he hasn't de- years. three serial killings within a Joseph Murphy beat prostitutes when they ob- helped him carry the body to a cided whether to seek the death "I've known him all his life," year, you have to think it's Lieutenant jected to his refusal to pay them, car, police said. penalty. Crane said. "He was always po- extraordinary, even in a city the Goetz plans to Firebomber sentenced to 94 years move away from Alleged subway terrorist found guilty for 1994 bombing that injured 50 Samuel Maull two subways six days apart just The Associated Press before Christmas 1994, severely "This man brought terrorism to the lifeline of New York City injuring himself and 16 others. the city." NEW YORK - A jobless com- A jury convicted him March 8 puter programmer got 94 years of charges including attempted The Associated Press "Not everybody is stupid in prison Thursday for firebomb- murder and assault, rejecting his David Stampley and from New York," Hoff- ing two subway trains in an al- claim that he was driven mad by NEW YORK - The subway man said. "There are people leged extortion scheme that In- Prozac and other medication. prosecutor gunman says New York won't around the country who think jured SO people. One of Leary's most badly have him to kick around any- Bemie is a hero." Unmoved by Edward Leary's burned victims, Brenda Dowdell, right arm, give my life, to change subway riders escaped by crawl- more. apology, state Supreme Court Last week, a Bronx jury sobbed in court as a prosecutor that." ing out onto the platform, where Justice Rena Uviller gave him read her account of how she Bemhard Goetz - who con- ordered Goetz to pay $43 mil- The judge replied that the only horrified bystanders helped tinued to live in New York in the maximum, complaining that didn't have enough skin left for remorse Leary felt was because snuff out flames from skin and lion to one of the young men the penalty under law Is "inap- the 12 years after he shot four he shot in 1964. He declared the grafts she needed. When doc- he, too, was burned and got clothing. young men he says were about propriately low" and that Leary tors cleaned her body, she said, caught. Leary was found at a Brooklyn bankruptcy this week to deserved even more time behind to mug him - will probably protect his assets. "It felt like hot oil, steel wool and subway station, his skin seared move to Boston to work for a bars. salt on an opened wound." Prosecutor David Stampley and clothing charred and tat- big, unidentified electronics Goetz plans to move were Leary, SO, must serve more Leary, for his part, apologized said Leary had plotted to "burn tered. At first, he claimed to be a company, said his lawyer, first reported in Thursday's than 31 years before he is eligible and claimed to be bewildered by alive SO Innocent people" In a victim, but later he admitted he Darnay Hoffman. New York Post. for parole. his behavior. tunnel under the East River be- had placed the bombs. Leary was unemployed and "I still do not understand how I tween Manhattan and Brooklyn. 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page six The BO News Friday, May 3,1996 Relaxing Top Republican convention posts given to pro-lifers

Sandra Soblera) the outcome of the 1992 election. The Associated Press I think it's Important to keep it in," he said. WASHINGTON - Trying to dodge a revolt by anti-abortion Anti-abortion conservatives* conservatives, GOP presidential welcomed the news. challenger Bob Dole has given two top convention posts to Re- "Henry Hyde is very capable. publicans who promise not to It's splendid, and yes, it's reas- weaken the party's hard line suring," said activist Phyllis against abortion. Schlafly, who served with Hyde Illinois Rep. Henry Hyde, who, on the 1984 committee that wrote as platform committee chairman, the existing abortion plank. will write the new GOP platform, Dole had explored the idea of and Texas Gov. George W. Bush, tinkering with the platform's who will preside over the con- abortion language, nonetheless vention as "temporary" co- promising a plank that "will sup- chairman, both reiterated their port the pro-life position." His commitment to the platform campaign is not eager for a pub- plank that calls for a constitu- lic fight over the issue at the Au- tional ban on abortion. gust convention, which marks Their appointments, an- the formal kickoff off his gen- Tht AiMcUtcd PrtM nounced Wednesday by the Re- eral-election campaign for the A San Fransisco resident lakes time out of her day to relax and enjoy the warm weather. publican National Committee, White House. dampened speculation that Dole would move to the middle on In other convention appoint- abortion. Any change risked a ments announced Wednesday, revolt by Pat Buchanan, who House Speaker Newt Gingrich Ethics of Dole donations questioned nominally remains in the GOP will serve as permanent chair- presidential race and has threat- man while Bush will share the ened a third-party candidacy if prominent Job of "temporary" The Associated Press also donated money and services work with the American Red the abortion plank were modi- co-chairman with another of the to the American Red Cross after Cross." "It doesn't exactly fied. party's rising stars - Gov. Chris- WASHINGTON - Longtime Mrs. Dole became its president. Norman R Augustine, chair- tie Whitman of New Jersey. contributors to Sen. Bob Dole be- hurt your position "I don't intend to weaken the While this newfound interest in man of the Red Cross board and pro-life position the party's had gan making large donations to the charity underscores Mrs. chief executive officer of Lock- with the senator to for the past four elections. My Gingrich's selection was in the American Red Cross after his keeping with the Republican tra- Dole's fund-raising power, the heed Martin Corp., told the Post posture is not one of retreat," wife became the charity's presi- Post quoted a private ethics give to her charity." dition of having the party's that Mrs. Dole "has done an Hyde told the Daily Herald in Ar- dent in 1991, according to a pub- watchdog as saying it poses a House leader serve as conven- extraordinary job" in keeping Charles Lewis lington Heights, HI. lished report. conflict with her husband's her roles separate. director of the Center for Public tion chairman. But some Dole The Washington Post reported "Good for Henry. I'll stand advisers, concerned that nega- government status. The Post said the Andreas Integrity with him 100 percent on that," in today's editions that several "The Issue is that in Washing- Foundation gave nothing to the Buchanan said at a campaign ral- tive public opinion of Gingrich interests controlled by agri- ton this is yet another way to get Red Cross in the five years be- American Financial Corp., ly in Indianapolis Wednesday would damage Dole, have sought business mogul Dwayne Andreas in the door and stay in the door," fore Mrs. Dole became its presi- headquartered in Cincinnati, night. to limit the speaker's prime-time have given about $3 million to Charles Lewis, director of the dent, but contributed $500,000 in gave between $200,000 and Bush, son of the former presi- exposure at this summer's Red Cross since Elizabeth Han- Center for Public Integrity, told 1991 and another $500,000 in $300,000 in 1991 for Persian Gulf dent, favors limiting abortions to nationally televised convention ford Dole assumed her post. the Post. "It doesn't exactly hurt 1992. war relief and its foundation do- cases of rape, incest or to save in San Diego. Dole's campaign office did not your position with the senator to In 1993, Archer Daniels Mid- nated between $500,000 and $1 the life of the mother. And while Whitman and Bush, both popu- return telephone calls placed late give to her charity." land, Andreas' business, donated million to the Red Cross, the Post his own view is different, he said lar governors from states with Wednesday. In a statement Issued to the $2 million in vegetable burgers to said. The newspaper quoted a he believes the GOP should re- considerable blocs of electoral American Financial Corp., led Post, a spokeswoman said Dole help the charity feed people in foundation spokeswoman, San- tain a platform plank calling for a votes, will share the gavel with by Carl Lidner, and a foundation and his wife "keep separate the Haiti. And Andreas' wife, Inez, dra Heimann, as explaining the constitutional ban on abortion. Gingrich in presiding over four tied to the American Internation- senator's legislative and cam- was named to an at-large seat on donations: "Elizabeth is an old "It was a winning platform in days of convention activities be- al Group insurance conglomerate paign business and Mrs. Dole's the Red Cross' board. friend of ours." 1988. I don't think it determined ginning August 12. Candidates to appear on public TV PBS working on uniform prime-time schedule for politicans The Associated Press The stations have yet to decide how much air time to provide, "This initiative offers, EDGE SALUTES INTRAMURAL EXCELLENCE WASHINGTON - Major presi- when it would run in prime time dential candidates will have a and when the effort would begin, leading candidates... chance to appear on most public said PBS spokesman Stu Kantor. unfettered, unfiltered TV stations at the same time dur- In past elections, candidates' ap- 1996 BGSU Intramural ing prime viewing hours this fall, pearances on PBS were limited to access to the the Public Broadcasting Service public affairs programs, he said. American people." Sororifv Soccer Champion Results said Thursday. The biggest public TV stations, PBS is working on a uniform including New York's WNET, Los Ervin Duggan schedule that would be used by Alpha Xi Delta defeated Delta Gamma, 1-0 Angeles' KCET, Washington, PBS president all 344 PBS television stations to D.C's WETA, Boston's WGBH provide candidates with blocks and Denver's KRMA plan to par- Men's Independent of time to address voters. The air ticipate, PBS said. to presidential candidates on his FC Alliance defeated GCC United, 1-0 time would be free because pub- PBS officials said they want Fox TV network. lic TV stations by law are not al- commercial broadcasters and PBS is a non-profit organiza- lowed to charge for it. Fraternity B cable networks to join the effort. tion that distributes national "This initiative offers leading programming, including "Se- Sigma Phi Epsilon defeated Theta Chi, 1-0 candidates ... unfettered, unfil- Some cable channels provide same Street," to 344. member tered access to the American free air time to candidates. Ear- stations. PBS stations cover 90 people," PBS president Ervin lier this year, Rupert Murdoch percent of U.S. homes with TV Fraternity A Duggan said in a statement. Sigma Chi defeated Kappa Sigma, 2-0 pledged to provide free air time sets. AOll AOll AOII AOll AOII AOII AOI1 AOII; Women's Independent Injured The River Rats defeated The Ophia's, 7-0 ftCpha Omicron (Pi proudly presents their Congratulations to the Winners, and Thanks to 9^zv Initiates gunman Everyone Who Participated I •MoCty •Bourquin ^ggfk Wstin MtUgcr Jodi-Baird -&; Mr\ Stacy fPacificv takes four

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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - A gunman who was injured while BG NE helping to build the headquarters of a conservative Christian group stormed into the complex Thurs- day and took four people hostage EDITOR for almost two hours, police said. Kerry Steven Dore, who car- application for ried a handgun and claimed to Fall Semester 1996 have explosives strapped to his chest, released the hostages un- are being accepted harmed and then gave himself up four hours later after lengthy through 5 p.m. negotiations, police said. Monday, May 6. Dor«, who was holed up in the main administration building of FORMULA Applications may be Focus on the Family, walked onto than ever to the front porch with his hands in better than foams. picked up in 204 West Hall. the air at about 7:20 p.m.. Police IS Just In the nick of Bme 372-2607for more U. Skip Arms said. CLOSENESS. details. Search reopened. Dore, 42, was carrying flare COMFORT gun and a 9 mm semi-automatic THAT'S TMIDGE. handgun, but had no explosives.

< ••-- w World Friday, May 3, 1996 page seven Cabinet minister Bandit Queen to run for office Linlawfully orders Low-caste heroine seeks parliament seat to represent poor

Dlllp Ganguly coming together." sentence to boys The Associated Press Some Indians question her political motives, saying her a The Associated Press least eight years for the killing MIRZAPUR, India - Acrid candidacy is Just another ex- that shocked the nation. The smoke streaming from burning ample of how criminals abuse LONDON - A Cabinet minister country's chief Justice subse- tires stops the motorcade. The the political system by seeking acted unlawfully when he quently recommended 10 years. candidate peers out the office. ordered prison sentences of at Howard ruled in July 1994 that window. Political opponents Dozens of men in the federal least IS years for two boys who the boys should serve at least IS shoot near her car. Parliament and state assem- beat a toddler to death, a court years for "an exceptionally cruel "We can reply to bullets with blies have been charged or are ruled Thursday. and sadistic offense." bullets. But we won't, because I suspects in crimes as serious Two High Court Judges said Lawyers for Venables and have now dedicated my life to as murder. Although not im- Home Secretary Michael How- Thompson had asked the High democracy and peace," says mune from prosecution, they ard acted outside his powers Court to reduce the minimum Phoolan Devi. can use their influence to avoid when he raised the minimum 15-year sentences on the grounds Devi, 35, is more popularly trial. sentences for Jon Venables and that the long prison terms would known as the Bandit Queen, "I am very worried about the Robert Thompson. not prevent other horrifying whose 10-year rebellion in cen- glorification of Phoolan Devi -The boys were 10 years old crimes. tral India Is already the stuff of and about political parties that when they lured 2-year-old Howard said Thursday he ac- legend, books and movies. A do this," says political col- James Bulger from a Liverpool ted lawfully and would fight the heroine to low-caste women, umnist Prem Shankar Jha, a shopping mall In 1993, killed him ruling that allows the young Devi massacred high-caste former government spokes- and left his battered body on a killers to appeal the sentence. villagers to avenge her rape man. railway track. The toddler's mother, Denise and torture. "They are sending a message Under British law, children Bulger, said she wants the two She spent 11 years in Jail. that violence pays, murder convicted of murder are detained boys locked up forever. Now, Devi's out on bail and pays, that extreme brutality, "during Her Majesty's plea- "Why should they be allowed to running for Parliament for a sadism and atrocities, are jus- sure." walk free? James cant walk out. party that claims to represent tified," Jha says. At their trial, the Judge rec- of his grave," she said. "Evil is the underprivileged. Others opposing Devi's cam- ommended they be held for at too good a word for them." Devi portrays her outlaw paign include a group of years as part of a caste strug- widows, women whose hus- gle in one of India's most bands the Bandit Queen Nursing home aide backward regions, where up- slaughtered in the village of per-caste Hindus felt free to Behmal. The widows protested torture and suppress people of outside the Supreme Court sentenced for murder the lower castes. Indian society building in New Delhi to try to has long observed a class keep Devi from running. The Associated Press eral Dutch euthanasia rules, structure of "castes" in which According to legend, Devi's under which doctors carrying out birth dictates stature. low-caste father sold her into GRONINGEN, Netherlands - mercy killings are immune to Her popularity among the marriage at age 11. After her The AiiocUtcd Prcti husband brutalized her, she A nursing home worker was sen- prosecution if they adhere to poor is clear as she visits low- Phoolan Devi, more popularly known as the Bandit Queen, Is tenced Thursday to nine years in government-approved guide- caste villages on a campaign ran away, fell in love with a running for parliament in India. prison for killing four elderly lines. tour of Uttar Pradesh, India's highway robber and Joined his patients by injecting them with Under the guidelines, the largest state. Women reach in- gang. Behmai villagers killed Devi surrendered two years kidnapping pending in other Insulin. patient must request death, an side the car to touch her feet her lover, took her prisoner later and was freed on bail in states. . The woman, identified under element absent from the nursing "For centuries we have been and raped her repeatedly. She 1994, though none of her cases Even if she wins a Parlia- Dutch privacy laws only as Mar- home killings. oppressed," Devi says. 'We escaped, formed her own gang came to trial. The Uttar ment seat, she could still be tha U„ admitted to killing nine were not allowed to lead decent and returned to Behmai for Pradesh state government prosecuted. elderly patients at the Vliethoven Psychological tests carried out lives. Now we are awakened. revenge. On her orders, her dropped charges against her, Devi's story was the subject nursing home in the northern after her arrest in September Our segment of society is be- gang mowed down 20 men with but Devi has 70 cases of mur- of a movie successful at inter- Dutch town of Delfzijl, where she 1995 showed the woman was coming more aware. 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\ ■" -mm mmm mmm Sports page eight Friday, May 3,1996 Baseball attempts to Eighth-inning pally falls short for BG attract younger fans Detroit-Mercy scores 12 runs in 3 innings to pace 13-12 win Ronald Blum about five years ago, showed William Sanderson The Associated Press blacks bought about 6 percent The BC News of tickets and Hlspanics 12 NEW YORK - Baseball percent Thursday was a beautiful day wants Generation X to find the for baseball, but the game be- ballpark. "We're talking about black, tween Bowling Green and Uni- Long summer afternoons white, Hispanic and whatever versity of Detroit Mercy wasnt. and the smell of hot dogs are color there is you can find in The first two Innings would see gone from TV ads. LL Cool J the spectrum," LL Cool J said, an ugly combination of poor and Aretha are in to give the standing with the left leg of pitching and poor fielding before game some rap and funk. his blue jeans folded up to his things settled down. The first 1 "We are concentrating on knee. "When I do concerts 1/2 innings would see the entire the younger fans," said Lee now, I see kids of all color." lineups bat each half inning. Garfinkel, the chief creative When the smoke cleared, the Ti- officer of Lowe & Part- In what looks like a music tans of Detroit-Mercy were on ners-SMS, who unveiled base- video, LL Cool J sings with top by the score of 13-12. ball's new TV commercials on Ken Griffey Jr., Sammy Sosa, The Titans' Brian Elko set the Wednesday. Eric Young and Mark New- tone from the first at bat when he In what appears to be an at- field. placed a perfect bunt down the tempt to reach out to minori- third base line, and stretched it ties and young fans, baseball's Franklin, who sang the into a hit. After advancing on an "What a Game" campaign fea- national anthem before the Andy Butler wild pitch, EJ. tures rapper LL Cool J and 1993 World Series opener, Howell drove him la Robin Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin wears a crown and walks Roberts would double. performing "Take Me Out to under crossed bats with Cecil Michael Pesci would draw a the Ballgame" in their styles. Fielder. walk before Ed Gundry grounded The ads will make their debut "What he did was rap and into a double play. With two out, during Sunday night's ESPN it's classic," Franklin said on a Butler proceeded to hit a batter broadcast, and be shown on videotape shown during the and walk one, putting men on Fox and at ballparks. news conference. "What I did second and third for Andy Ry- "It's a matter of refocusing is soul and funk and up-tempo, barczyk. Rybarczyk hit a bloop kids on the fact that baseball and it's classic, too." single to center, driving in Dean is a cool sport, a sport you can 'Take Me Out to the Ball- Rovlnelli. love," LL Cool J said. game" was written by Albert Falcon second baseman Drew Commercials with country- von Tilzer and Jack Norworth Niles booted a grounder, allow- pop singer Mary Chapin Car- in 1908. LL Cool J added his ing Jason Gombos to score. Final- penter are scheduled to be own lyrics, including: "I'll ly, Bowling Green replaced But- filmed this weekend at Cam- steal home base for you; Girl, ler with Andy Smith, who struck den Yards in Baltimore, and I'll even place aside your out Elko. baseball is seeking to hire a hands." As bad as that half Inning was rock performer, possibly Jon "I've been a fan for a mil- for Bowling Green, the bottom of Hickkl Kohayaahl/Thc AasocUtrd Pre* BonJovi. lion, zillion years," he said. the first was worse for Detroit. 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Friday, May 3,1996 The BG News page nine Redskins promote Falcons left to play for pride Coles to head coach Softball team needs sweep against EMU to salvage eighth The Assciated Press Jeremy Yohe OXFORD, Ohio - Charlie "As a former The BC News Coles was promoted to head player, he has coach at Miami University on The last thing the Falcon soft- Thursday, succeeding Herb strong roots here ball team can play for Is pride. Sendek, who took the coaching and possesses a After struggling to a 12-34 Job at North Carolina State. deep love for mark (7-21 MAC), BG heads into Coles, 54, a former Central their final weekend of play with Michigan coach, was an assis- Miami two doubleheaders on Friday and tant to Sendek for the past two University." Saturday against Eastern Michi- seasons. He also played at gan at the BG Softball Field. Miami from 1963 to 1965, scor- The Eagles are Just ahead of ing 1,096 points to rank 21st on Eric Hyman BG in the conference standings the school's all-time list. He is coming Into the games with a Miami Athletic Director a member of Miami's athletic 10-15 record, but have amassed a hall of fame. better overall mark at 24-25. "We're delighted to name field and led the state in scor- The first pitch on Friday is set Charlie Coles as Miami's new ing as a senior at nearby Yel- for 2 p.m., and the first game of head coach," said athletic di- low Springs High School. the doubleheader on Saturday rector Eric Hyman. "As a After graduating from Miami, will start at noon. former player, he has strong he spent 10 years as coach at Finishing ahead of EMU will be roots here and possesses a Saginaw (Mich.) High School, one of the top goals for the Fal- deep love for Miami Universi- compiling a 208-43 record. He cons. ty. With over 30 years of was an assistant at the Uni- "They are right above us, so coaching experience, includ- versity of Detroit for three that is our focus," head coach ing six as a collegiate head years before becoming head Rachel MlUer-Reif said. coach, he brings a wealth of coach at Central Michigan in Last weekend BG dropped knowledge and experience to 1985. three of four to Toledo, and the Job." Tuesday's matchup with Cleve- Coles helped Sendek guide He finished with a 91-85 re- land State was cancelled. Now Miami to one Mid-American cord In six years with the the team is looking to end the Conference championship, Chippewas. His best seasons season on an up-swing. one NCAA Tournament ap- came in 1986-87 and 1987-88, "This is not what we antici- pearance and two trips to the when CMU went 22-8 and pated going into the season," Hldekl Kobayuht/Thr AuocUled Preu NIT in his three seasons there. 19-13 with future NBA star head coach Miller-Reif said. "We A Falcon baserunner slides safely into third ID a game against Ohio earlier In the season. BG hosts He was the only candidate Dan Majerle in the lineup. In are going to do all we can to find Eastern Michigan this weekend. formally interviewed for the 1986-87, they won the MAC ti- a way to end in a positive." three shutouts. play started off a little slow ex- game against Ohio two weeks Job, Miami said. tle and played in the NCAA Falcon hurlers will have to con- Leading the Falcons all season cept for Ranz," Miller-Reif said. ago. Ranz also suffered a broken "Everybody's behind him Tournament and Coles was se- tend with Eastern's Melissa has been centerfielder Jenny "Except for Ranz, she exploded finger against Toledo. being the next coach," said lected as conference coach of Drouillard who leads the Eagles Ranz and third baseman Heather right off and continued through- Falcon Notts senior guard Chris McGuire. the year. in batting with a .432 average. West who came on strong the last out the season. "He knows the players and the She also has 10 homers on the half of the season. "We are looking for bigger and ■ Amy Patterson hit the Falcons firs! system off the court and on. After resigning at Central season. Ranz leads the team in batting better things for Heather." homerun of the season against Toledo. That helps tremendously." Michigan following three "We need to get her to swing at average at .327 (15th in the It was her second homerun of her col "He's a good man," fresh- straight losing seasons, he our pitches and keep her out of MAC), stolen bases with 17 and West was named MAC Player lege career. man guard Damon Prierson spent two years as coach at RBI situations," Miller-Reif said. runs scored with 28. of the Week last week when she ■First baseman Jenny Behling led said. "He looks after all his Toledo Central Catholic High Left with the responsibility to As for West, she is second on batted .452, had five doubles, a the team with 219 puthouts. players. He helps us all out, School, then joined Sendek's slow down Drouillard will be the team in hitting at .259 and triple, scored seven runs and had ■Jennifer Wolf became BG's all-time talks to us, listens to us." staff. BG's top pitcher Jennifer Wolf. runs (17) and leads the team in 11 RBI. strikeout leader earlier in the season "I've been around a few ass- Wolf has won eight of the Fal- extra-base hits (ten doubles and and has a total of 352 so far. istants here and he probably "He's a good basketball cons' 12 wins on the season, while four triples). West had a ten- Coming down the stretch of the ■Proving that it definetly has been a gained the players' respect man," said Xavier of Ohio holding a 3.11 ERA. She has also game hitting streak that was season, injuries were another long season for the BG, the Falcons pitched 17 complete games with rank near the bottom in nearly every faster than anyone," said jun- coach Skip Prosser. "When snapped against Toledo. "Their opponent BG had to contend statistical category. Batting - 10th, ior guard Jermaine Hender- you have a successful pro- with. Freshman pitcher Garrett Runs - 9th, Slugging - 10th, ERA -• son. "He comes at you live and gram and you have a proven / "N Gholston broke her finger in a 110th, and Fielding-9th. direct. He's always willing to coach right there in place, I give you the good and the think there's a lot to be said GOOD LUCK NATIONAL STUDENT EXCHANGER'S bad." for going that way. He'll do a Coles is a native of Spring- great Job for them." FOR 1996-1997 ^Caporr v.

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I Sports 1 ' ■ page ten The IK .News Friday, May 3,1996 Playoffs reveal Cavs still rebuilding Cleveland's slow paced offense Test gets not good enough against Knicks tougher for Chuck Melvin helped them set two league re- Terrell Brandon, who emerged Knicks in The Associated Press cords: as an Ail-Star and averaged a ■ They held opponents to a re- team-leading 19.3 points per CLEVELAND - The playoffs cord-low 88.5 points per game. game after working as Price's next round exposed the Cleveland Cavaliers ■ They averaged a record-low understudy at the point for most fMike Fratello said. "For us right from that," Brandon said. "I Knicks needed things put in per- overachievement. now, this blend between half learned a lot about running an If Cleveland's three straight spective, all they had to do was court and open court is a good offense, handling the pressure check out Dennis Rodman's opin- lqsses to the New York Knicks in blend for us. and what to do in the big games. ion of their three-game sweep the playoffs shocked anyone, it "I think the reason we've been That has to help next season. We over the Cleveland Cavaliers. was only those who weren't pay- able to hang in this season is we'- wont be new at this next year." "We could beat the Cavaliers ing attention when the Cavs were ve been so consistent defen- Cage, at age 34, was a work- with our eyes closed. You can't trading away their nucleus and sively. I think you have to look at horse as usual, playing in all 82 play the way Cleveland plays in getting off to an 0-7 start last fall. the constants that you have" games to extend his consecutive- the NBA. They're playing high "It takes time to get back. But Fratello must have known be- games streak to 575, second school ball. Beating them is no we also showed you don't have to fore the season ever began that among active NBA players to accomplishment," Rodman said. ldse SO games to rebuild," said he didn't have the personnel to be AC. Green's 813 in a row. The Knicks may have impres- Michael Cage, a 6-foot-9 power a contender. Though smaller than his oppo- sed themselves and their fans forward who worked at center all When the Cavs learned late last nent nearly every night, Cage with their 3-0 victory Wednesday year because the Cavs had no one summer that five-time All-Star averaged 8.9 rebounds a game. night over a Cleveland team that e|se tall enough and strong center Brad Daugherty was He didn't get as much help gave them problems in the regu- enough to fill in there. likely to miss another season be- from Tyrone Hill as he would lar season, but the Bulls certainly I Critics - and there were many cause of his bad back, they com- have liked because Hill was in- don't seem worried. -I suggested the Cavs were able mitted themselves to rebuilding jured In a car accident at the New York will open its second- ttj put together the fourth-best and traded All-Star point guard start of the year and was still round series at the United Center record In the Eastern Conference Mark Price to Washington and working back to full strength at on Sunday against a Bulls team only because they dusted off an versatile forward/center John the end. that had an even easier time in ancient style of basketball, the Williams to Phoenix. They picked Three Cleveland players, the first round as they swept the closest approximation of Dean up two first-round picks in those though, gave the Cavs much Miami Heat 3-0. Smith's old four corners that deals. more than expected, often by lin- "You know what? I know you NBA rules would allow. "We lost some critical ing up behind the 3-point line and guys don't believe this, but I ha- , They rarely ran fast breaks players," Cage said. "When we firing away. Chris Mills in- ven't thought one second about and often used up 23 seconds of started 0-7, no one said too much creased his scoring average from the Bulls. Not one. Starting to- the 24-second clock before find- That was expected. But finishing 12.3 the previous season to 15.1, night we will," coach Jeff Van ing the shot they wanted. By in the fourth spot with 47 wins, Bobby Phills from 11.0 to 14 6 Gundy said. and Danny Ferry from 7.5 to 13.3. I^BA standards, it was an excru- that says a lot." This will be the sixth time in ciatingly slow pace that also The best of the Cavaliers was the last eight years that the Dan Majerle, acquired from Knicks and Bulls have faced each Phoenix in the Williams trade, other In the playoffs, and New provided yet another long-range York will be fighting history. threat. Their only postseason victory As a teair, Cleveland ranked over Chicago in that span was in fourth in the NBA by making a 1994. Michael Jordan's first re- team-record 596 3-pointers. tirement year. The Bulls won 4-2 in 1993 and 1992, 3-0 in 1991 and "This team has a very good nu- 4-2 in 1989. cleus," said Majerle, who can be "You're looking at two teams a free agent but is considering that really dont like each other returning to Cleveland. 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«. I Sports Friday, May 3.1996 The BG News page eleven Postal service unveils stamps Lucas fields five Disputes for marketing rights horses for Derby continue over Olympic licensing EdSchuylerJr. the Derby. The only trainer The Associated Press with four starters was James signs were unveiled. Randolph Schmld Rowe Sr. in 1923. The Associated Press The Postal Service has the LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Trainer right to issue Olympic stamps, D. Wayne Lukas is disappoint- This year, Lukas' five Derby WASHINGTON - The post of- just as 199 other nations are do- ed about his Kentucky Derby horses have compiled a record fice unveiled its 1996 Olympics ing in the months before this team. It isn t big enough. of six wins, seven seconds and stamps Thursday, hundreds of summer's Atlanta Games. It does "We had nine possibles and thirds in 20 starts, 14 of them miles from the Games they not pay royalties to the U.S. we thought we could run six or in graded stakes. None is com- commemorate and minus Olym- Olympic Committee for the seven starters," said Lukas, ing off a victory. pic officials, who skipped the stamp images. who had nominated 17 3-year- ceremony in a marketing spat. But the Olympic organizers Four of Lukas' starters will olds for the $1 million race run as two two-horse entries. What's the problem? T-shirts, said the symbols couldn't be used Saturday at Churchill Downs. mainly. on commercial items, since it had For various reasons, Editor's Note, third in the The fight over multimillion- already licensed the right to however, Lukas will have to Blue Grass, and Grindstone, dollar marketing rights has the make Olympic T-shirt!' to Hanes, settle for a Derby-record five second in the Arkansas Derby, Olympic organizers planning to for example. starters as he bids to stretch will run as a William T. Young- deliver their own mail at the Conscious of that, the post of- his winning streak In Triple owned entry. The entry was Games and resulted In the switch fice, when it licensed the Olym- Crown races to six. the early third favorite at 6-1 of the post of rice's official stamp pic stamp design for T-shirts, "We may not win this thing, behind 8-5 Unbridled's Song, ceremony from Atlanta to Wash- took off the rings and torch I mean the odds are astrono- the Florida Derby and Wood ington. Games organizers charged mical that we're going to win Memorial winner, and 7-2 Skip Both the Olympics and the Pos- "ambush marketing," contending six In a row," Lukas said Away, the Blue Grass winner. tal Service make a lot of money the post office wanted to appear Thursday. "But I'll bet you "Can you Imagine If I had licensing their designs and sym- associated with the Games with- turning for home that there bols to people who make souvenir out paying a sponsorship fee. him, too?" Lukas said, reveal- are some white bridles (worn ing he was the underbidder products like T-shirts, coffee "Clearly, It Is an Olympic wan- by all Lukas horses) in the cups, pins and so forth. nabe T-shirt," said John Krim- area It wont be easy to han- when Unbridled's Song was sold as a yearling and again as That wasnt any problem four sky, USOC deputy secretary dle our five horses." a 2-year-old. years ago when the Postal Ser- general. Team Lukas appeared vice paid a hefty fee to be an stronger last year with Florida Lukas' other entry of Hon- official Olympic sponsor. "By my definition it's not even Derby winner Thunder Gulch, our and Glory and Victory But Congress didn't think the close (to ambush marketing). We 1994 2-year-old champion Speech, owned by Thunder post office should be spending do not suggest we are a Games Timber Country, and the flUy Gulch owner Michael Tabor, money on such things, so this sponsor, we are only selling Serena's Song, who beat colts was listed at 15-1. Honour and time it isn't an official sponsor. Olympic stamps on a T-shirt," in the Jim Beam. Thunder Glory finished third in the United Parcel Service stepped in said Postal Service vice presi- Gulch won the Derby; Timber Santa Anita Derby, but was and became the official over- dent Loren Smith Country was third; and Seren- moved to second on Alyrob's night letter carrier for the Olym- a's Song was 16th. disqualification. Victory pics. Krimsky said Thursday: "We Dealt PequlnHlK AaMcUted Prtu It was the fourth time Lukas Speech was second in the Jim When it came time to design believe these are illegal steps the had saddled three starters In Beam. stamps commemorating the post office has followed. If these U.S Olympic gold medalist Mitch Gaylord officially unveils U.S. Olympics, the Olympic commit- steps continue, I would hope and Olympic 32-cent postage stamps. tees were eager for the publicity expect to pursue further legal ac- down. "I declined. We already and allowed use of the name 1996 tion." have an agreement with Hanes. Centennial Olympic Games and Lawyers for the USOC sent a really change any of our posi- Every time we sell a T-shirt, it official Olympic rings and torch letter to Postmaster General tions." puts another brick in the Olym- symbols on the stamps, which Marvin Runyon -- via UPS - ask- pic stadium or an Olympic train- were unveiled Thursday at Postal ing the Postal Service to stop sell- Krimsky said the post office ing center. ... This goes to the Service headquarters. Indeed, ing the T-shirts. had offered the U.S. and Atlanta core of how we finance the they even hosted earlier cere- "We just got the letter in the Olympic committees a cut of the Olympic movement in the United monies In Atlanta when the de late afternoon, and we're looking T-shirt sales but he had turned it States." KNICKS NEED A GREAT JOB? Continued from page ten. the games really start to mean misses the clutch foul shots in count us out against Chicago. But COME AND SEE WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT!!! something. The mean streak they the playoffs. they're in the way of us getting to doesnt matter what happened showed under Pat Riley, ■Anthony Mason has de- the third-round, and if we win the before," Herb Williams said. however, has been tempered. veloped a low-post game that's championship, I dont care who APPLICATIONS AND JOB DESCRIPTION "We're going to come out and ■John Starks, who made 14 arguably better than Ewing's, but we go through," Mason said. play our style of basketball and 3-pointers In the three games, Rodman - one of the best de- "Chicago's a good team, but AVAILABLE AT have the mentality that we're go- still plays better when he's fired fenders in the NBA - will be let's wait and see If the Bulls beat MILETI ALUMNI CENTER ing to take them out." up. Starks was 5-of-7 on 3-poin- guarding him in the next round us without any outside influences. In the three-game series ters in Game 3, but he had trou- and the interior baskets won't against the Cavaliers, the Knicks ble defending bigger guards come as easily. answered a few questions about Bobby Phills and Dan Majerle in ■Van Gundy had the Knicks themselves while still showing a one-on-one situations. His next well prepared against the Cava- weak spot or two. defensive assignment will be Mi- liers, but the Knicks needed a http://www.answerfactary.com ■As a team, their veteran chael Jordan. motivator when Riley was the INK S Haul character is Intact. 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•page twelve The I1G News Friday, May 3, 1996 Reds strategy is to ride out the storm JoeKiy League and have been undercut isn't expected to pitch in the The Associated Press by their pitching and defense, major leagues this year. two of their strengths in recent "We're not going to increase CINCINNATI - Don't look for years. any major trades or startling ros- our payroll more than where we ter moves by the plummeting "This type of baseball Is hard stand at today," Bowden said. Cincinnati Reds. They're going to to watch," manager Ray Knight "We'd like to get it down. Ob- try to ride out their longest nose- said. "It's hard for everybody. I viously, the key for us has been dive In three years with what don't know if there's such a thing the Insurance policy we have on Jose." they've got. as losing pretty. I know there's In years past, general manager winning ugly. But losing ugly- The Reds have put seven Jim Bowden might have made a ugh. You kind of forget when you players on the disabled list since trade or two to plug the team's win how ugly It was. You re- spring training. The ones still there are Rijo and right fielder holes. That will be much more member every darn pitch and difficult this season because of every missed play when you lose Reggie Sanders, who has a tear owner Marge Schott's salary ugly." around a disk in his lower back and isn't expected back before constraints. When the Reds struggled mid- The only deals Bowden has way through last season, Schott the end of the month. made in the past month Involved allowed Bowden to boost the Second baseman Bret Boone minor-league players. The em- payroll and acquire pitchers Da- returned from a sprained ankle phasis is on waiting for Injured vid Wells, Dave Burba and Mark this week, giving manager Ray players to get back to full Portugal for the stretch run. The Knight his projected starting in- strength and hoping the pitching Reds made it to the NL cham- field. Boone.has been sidelined can keep the team in contention pionship series, where they were by elbow surgery and the ankle. in the meantime. swept by Atlanta. "You take Reggie Sanders and "The key Is to stay within strik- Schott ordered Bowden to Bret Boone off this team, that's ing distance until you get health- slash the payroll this season. like taking Derek Bell and Craig y," Bowden said this week. Their base-salary commitments Biggio off Houston," Bowden "That's the key. And to hope in were $39.5 million on opening said. "Our whole objective is to the second half of the year I can day - the second-highest in the make sure we're within striking be smart enough to acquire a league, but substantially lower distance when we get our team (player like) Jose Rijo or a Reg- than at the end of last season. healthy and back." gie Sanders or a Bret Boone and you go get 'em." The Reds are expecting insur- They've stayed there so far be- The Reds, who were off Thurs- ance to cover Rijo's $5.5 million cause the rest of the NL Central D.vld KcklrTkc Aiucliled Pni day, have lost nine in a row and salary, which would lower their is struggling, too. No one has a are off to their worst start in 10 financial commitment to about winning record, allowing the last- Reds' catcher Eddie Taubensee awaits the throw home a* the Pirates' Carlo Garcia slides home safely. years at 9-17. They have the $34 million. Rijo is recovering place Reds to stay within four worst record in the National from two elbow operations and games of first place. Carter leads Blue Jays in sweep

The Associated Press out in the seventh. Reliever Gio- Geronimo Berroa on a liner to left to Cone (4-1) pitched for the first time vanni Carrara walked Greg end the inning. since April 22 after being sidelined by TORONTO - Charlie O'Brien Vaughn, cutting the Blue Jays Doug Johns (2-3) lost his third a circulation problem in Ns right in- hit a two-run home run Thursday lead to 6-5 before Brian Bohanon straight decision, allowing three runs dex finger. He'd been having trouble and Joe Carter tripled, doubled got Valentin to ground out, end- and six hits in 81 -3 innings. He tied a gripping the ball, which limited him to and drove In a run, leading the ing the inning. career high with five strikeouts. live innings in his last game, but a Toronto Blue Jays to a 7-5 victory CaUlornl* 3, Oakland 1 Yankee* 5, White Sox 1 blood thinner helped him regain his and a three-game series sweep of OAKLAND. Calif. - Rex Hudtors NEW YORK - David Cone re- touch. the Milwaukee Brewers. leadoff homer in the eighth gave Jim turned from the first missed start of .- After Jose Valentin hit his Abbott Ns first victory of the season Ns career to pitch a five-hitter and Cone allowed only five singles and fourth home run of the season, a as the California Angels swept a Ruben Sierra homered twice Thurs- an unearned run, striking out eight SOlo shot to right for a 4-3 three-game series with a 3-1 win day night, leading the New York and walking one in Ns first complete Brewers' lead in the top of the Thursday over the Oakland Athletics. Yankees over the Chicago White sixth. Carter doubled with one Hudler, who homered for the sec- Sox 5-1 for their fourth straight win. game of the year. out in the bottom of the sixth and ond straight game, broke a 1-1 tie Jim Leyritz and Paul O'Neill also Alex Fernandez (4-2) gave up just Frank GuniUTbc Associated Pnii scored on Juan Samuel's two-out with his fourth of the season. homered as New York made quick seven hits in 7 1 -3 innings, but four of triple. Don SJaught singled in the Angels' work of the White Sox, winning in 2 them were home runs. Chicago tost Toronto Blue Jays' Domingo Cedeno dives back Into first base past Robert Perez followed with a third run with two outs in the ninth. hours, 11 minutes. itstNrdinarow. MUwaukees'Tim Unroe. soft liner to left to score Samuel Abbott (1-4) allowed one run and "and O'Brien walked to chase six hits in 7 1-3 Innings, striking out loser Scott Karl (2-2). Alex Gon- six and lowering his ERA from 6.75 zalez singled off Marshall Boze to 5.68. Troy Peroival pitched the to score Perez for a 6-4 Blue Jays Smits scores 17 as Pacers tie series ninth for his 10th save. lead. Abbott worked out of a self- The Associated Press 4 Thursday night. The Hawks missed 13 shots in a little consolation. - Erik Hanson (3-4) gave up five imposed jam in the sixth. After Allen The Pacers evened the series row after Grant Long's tlp-ln Rik Smits scored 15 of his 17 tuns, four earned on four hits Battle Died out to the wall in left and ATLANTA - The Indiana at two games apiece even without with 8:32 remaining cut the points in the first half to lead the •ver 6 2/3 inings. He struck out Jason Giambi flied to the wall in right, Pacers held Atlanta scoreless for Reggie Miller, who continued to Pacers lead to 73-71. By the time Pacers, who also got 14 from eight and walked five, leaving Abbott waked two and hit Terry more than seven minutes in the be sidelined with an Injured eye Long broke the streak ~ tipping Derrick McKey and 12 apiece with the bases loaded with two Steinbaoh with a pitch. But he got fourth quarter to stay alive in the socket. The deciding game in the in another miss, appropriately - from Mark Jackson and Ricky first round of the NBA playoffs, best-of-S series is Sunday at In- d there was only 1:09 left and the Pierce. Indiana shot only 33 per- beating the Hawks 83-75 in Game dianapolis. Pacers had built the lead to 10 cent in the second half, but the points. Hawks' 5of-23 performance in SuMUKCt fat* f Atlanta scored a couple of late the final period made it a moot isn't all that's baskets to avoid playoff infamy point. Work outdoors w/other students. after making a run at the post- on your side at season record for fewest points Steve Smith led Atlanta with 19 No experience necessary. Will train. (8) in a quarter. They finished points and MooWe Blaylock add- Earn $6-9.00/hr. with 11 in the fourth, but that was ed^. >ria's Secret Catalogue Call Today I niversity ^■xible scheduling leaves you time to get just 1-800-879-2656 Rainters' Tlw I .(m nir.1 ClkMCC i want out of your summer break— fun http-'/www.univpaint.com tion. Plus, our casual environment and m O.iW-d, Calumkm Cine, fete**, nuitliiSt Crrm% Pejf— i make me most of every minute. enjoy: —"r~ • Excellent Pay and Great Sales Incentives tie. • Advancement Opportunities Up to 40% snea Discount at all For The Unique You me limited. Inc. Divisions

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Friday, May 3,1996 The BG News page thineen O'Neal could follow friend's Bullets' Muresan named footsteps and skip college most improved in NBA The Associated Press possibility right now," she told worth at least $2 million over The Associated Press. She said three seasons. David Gliubirrfl games this season than last. come for Muresan. COLUMBIA, S.C - Will he or O'Neal wont decide for sure un- If he keeps working with the The Associated Press "Lots of people tell me I cant "Gheorghe is going to con- wool he? No one, not even Jer- til the deadline to declare for the seme zeal and aggressiveness play in NBA, but I tried to work tinue to get better," Nash said. malne O'Neal, knows whether NBA draft he's shown here, he can be All- LANDOVER, Md. - Gheor- hard to show I can." "Right now he's among the top one of South Carolina's moat tal- O'Neal takes the SAT college Pro," Eau Claire coach George ghe Muresan, the tallest player Even Ins English has im- 10 centers in the league, and I ented prep school players will go entrance test again Saturday and Glymphsald. in the NBA at 7-foot-7, has a proved. On the night Nash think he's got a chance to be in to college or follow friend Kobe is looking to raise his 830 about The only players to Jump to the new label: Moat Improved made Muresan the 30th overall the top six. He could turn out to Bryant from high school to the 100 points to qualify to play. pros without having played In player. pick in the 1993 NBA draft, be one of the dominant players NBA. "The NBA will probably be my college are Kevin Garnett, Moses The Washington Bullets' Muresan quickly learned his in this league." O'Neal, 17, said he will apply second option," he told The State. Malone, Shawn Kemp, Darryl center, who this season re- first four words of English. Muresan Joins a string of for next month's NBA draft by "I'll still try to go to school. I Dawklns and Bill Willoughby. corded career-high numbers in With the cameras rolling, he Bullets to claim the award this the May 12 deadline to declare. wouldn't say school is totally out The 6-foot-11 O'Neal was Influ- minutes, points, rebounds, as- said, "I love this game.'' decade. Harvey Grant got it in But he also said he will try and of the question. I'm still serious enced by Bryant's decision. The sists, blocks and field goal per- Nash, who resigned as gen- 1989-90; Pervis Ellison took the qualify for college and listed his about qualifying." swingman from Pennsylvania Is centage, on Thursday became eral manager Tuesday, figured trophy home In 1991-92 and final five selections as South the son of former 76ers player the fourth Bullet in seven he had nothing to lose by using Don MacLean won It in 1993-94. Carolina, Clemson, Kentucky, Even if he improves his test Joe Bryant. years to be win the league's a second-round pick on a In balloting by media mem- Ohio State or Maryland. scores, O'Neal told WIS-TV in most improved player award. player who could touch the rim bers covering the NBA, Mure- "I really didn't want to be left Columbia today that he might "People judge themselves by Playing In Ms third NBA without leaving his feet their peers, and plus Kobe's a san received 50 of a possible out In the cold," he said in today's stay In the draft. season, the 7-foot-7 Muresan "I wasnt sure when we 113 vote*. editions of The (Columbia) State. "If I get drafted anywhere be- good friend of his," Glymph said. started the Bullets' first 76 "He saw what Kobe decided to do drafted him that he would be in George McCloud of Dallas That's the one big reason I'm tween one and IS, I may stay in games before a knee Injury a Bullets uniform at this time. I and that made him think about It was second in the balloting choosing to apply." the draft," O'Neal said. "Or I may ended his season. He averaged thought he'd stay in Europe for with 23 votes and Cleveland His mother Angela Ocean said withdraw and go to school." even harder." 14.5 points and 9.5 rebounds at least three seasons," Nash O'Neal averaged 18.2 points teammates Danny Ferry and this morning nothing was certain NBA scouts say O'Neal could per game and led the NBA with said last month. "He's made and 123 rebounds a game last Terrell Brandon shared third for the Eau Claire High School be picked late in the first round, a 384 shooting percentage. progress well beyond what I place with six votes each. star. "That's a possibility, only a potentially earning a contract When he drafted Muresan could have envisioned." Eighteen players received three years ago, John Nash Muresan added 43 points to votes. They were Tracy Mur- FALCONS wasn't sure whether the his scoring average this season ray of Toronto (4), Brian Wil- Romanian would be good and totalled nearly three more liams of the Los Angeles Clip- Continued from page eight. Danny Schmitz. "The pitchers games remaining and are three enough to make It to the NBA. rebounds and six more minutes pers (4), Elden Campbell of the that came In relief did a good Job, games out of the MAC tourna- He certainly didn't expect per game. He shot better than Los Angeles Lakers (3), Shawn Mylnarek would come around to and the boys swung the bats ment. Schmitz feels optimistic Muresan to be this good this SO percent in 58 of 76 games Bradley and Chris Childs, both score, bringing BG within one. well." Terry would retire the about the teams chances. "The early. and finished eighth In the of New Jersey (2), Alan Hous- Then Derrick Terry came In and Falcons In the ninth earning the pressure is on the teams in front Nash was wrong on both league in blocks. ton of Detroit (2), Bobby Phill* persuaded the next three batters save. Arellano gets the win. Andy of us. Well let them battle it out counts. "When he raises his arms up, of Cleveland (2), Dennis Scott to ground Into three consecutive Smith takes the loss, slipping his We're Just going to take it one "Each night I try hard. I have he's 12 feet tall. It's intimidat- of Orlando (2), David Wesley of fielder choices. record to 4-2. The Falcons record game at a time." more good nights than bad," ing," Washington forward Boston (2), Greg Anthony of "Twelve runs in three innings falls to 25-18 overall. They are The Falcons' next action comes said Muresan, whose Im- Juwan Howard said. "I'm glad Vancouver (1), Vlnny Del' is horrible, but we tired them out only 11-13 in the MAC Confer- Saturday when they host provement was a big reason he's on my team." Negro of San Antonio (1), Matt I guess because they only scored ence. Western Michigan in an after- why the Bullets won 18 more Nash said the best Is yet to Geiger of Charlotte (1). one run after that." said coach They have eight conference noon doubleheader. Classifieds

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The Bandwagon: Aaron's ted and loved faculty or staff person: 1 long awaited Hanzel und ~ This badge and press card Clip Gretyl interview and review. By 3. Aaron Weisbrod. certifies me as an official reader of WR magazine. I am therefore exempt of and Cocktails With...: JoePeiffer. any exams or projects you The accusing glare is reflected and your little mind have back at BG's most popular colunv 4 • nist in years. By Joe Boyle. created for me. Save! On The Road: Route 20 was :J Now you can say youj Murderer's Row for the Turnpike Commission, as their twisted tool really got something ripped apart small towns. By Joe out of WR! 5. Boyle

Ministry of Truth: As adver- tised on the cover, Marijuana may have been criminalized by big business interests. By John 6. Riccardi. WReviews: Matt Pierce takes on the toughies- Cracker, STP, and several funkalicious bands. By 8. Matt Pierce.

Editor Joe Boyle Senior Writer Joe Peiffer Executive Writer Jim Vickers Major Writer Behind the Scenes at Droocl Ryan Honeyman by Matt Pierce Drood) and Ray Mannila (omni- audience, who got to sing with, Heavy-metal Writer Aaron Weisbrod After slicking my present and hilarious as The yell at, and decide the fate of Paranoid Writer John Riccardi :urly locks and warni- Chairman). the cast. The two (and 1/2) Funkability Writer Matt Pierce ng up every inch of my From time to time, my standing ovations we received Sergeant-at-Arms Bud Hamilton xxiy (with the help of little chorus-boy self got on put us on a natural high that Copy Editor Anna Wahrman 'arliament Funkadelic), stage to boogie down in a made the three around months Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln hit the aisles of Eva to smoky sexual opium hallucina- of rehearsals oh so worth it. Copy Editor Penny Brown larass audience mem- tion sequence or hat n' cane it Thanks to cast, crew, Production Alianna Dias >ers and swing into the in "Both Sides of the Coin." musicians, directors, and audi- Production Cathy Raidl >pening number. I But this was not my ence—if men said words against vaited backstage mov- Production Leah Barnum show. It belonged to the hard- you I would make them take Adviser ng furniture and working leads who had to them back. Bob Bortel vatching rump- memorize hundreds of possible Matt Pierce Is WR's Music humpin' performances endings (including a murder- Master, reviewing the >y Monica Bueno (ut- ous vicar and incestuous lov- unreviewables all semester. erly male as Edwin ers), and to the appreciative His work can be seen on Page 8.

,.v Page Z f Weekand Reality • May3,. 1996 going to be hearing a lot getting high (like most of the If one were to take the more about Hanzel und recent radio-covered bands Ministry of "Psalm 69" and Gretyl in the very near have been doing as of late), More music than combine it future. Jonathan Davis instead lashes with every- ^^^_ By the way, for out against child-molestation, thing Hole those of you amphetamine abuse, you can shake a could ever who already homophobia, and the twisted want to be own the CD, meanings behind nursrey in a rock those weird rhymes. band, you'd lyrics are in Suburban white psycho at. end-up with Greek. Have America, KORN is your the techno- fun!!! worst nightmare. By Aaron Weisbrod industrial If you're sick and godsend tired of pretentious white Unless you've "You've met him?!? use that word, in the lyrics. that is guys screaming to computer- been living Is usually About how it talks about use Hanzel und driven backgrounds, or if you under a rock the first and abuse, and I Gretyl. just want to be on top of the for the past year now, you've thing that wanted to present it Under their trade- next big thing, check out probably heard of (if not pops out to people the way I mark slogan "Machines Good KORN's debut disc heard) the "heavy with a hip- of saw it so we redid it. — People Bad," Hanzel und "KORN." hop edge" people's I think it's a powerful Greryl have begun their This is REAL groove of mouths song." hostile takeover of the planet angst rock KORN. after they And even Earth, starting with the music about issues Al- learn that though their latest industry. that most though the I've CD ( an EP titled Right after the release people don't California- inter- "Smells Like Chil- of thier debut CD even like to based quin- viewed Marilyn Manson, the dren") is still burning up the "Ausgeflippt," the two man, think about. tet has only front-man of the virtually charts, their next CD has two woman quartet hopped- If you on tour with none other than begun to indescribable rock band already been slated for a June don't believe receive Marilyn Manson. 4th release. Marilyn Manson, and as a me, listen to heavy radio Although just a few And what should fans result ended-up opening for "Daddy," a and MTV months ago MTV wouldn't expect from their upcoming them during both of their seventeen play within have anything to do with the full-length CD (which is two most recent tours. minute rage- the past few months, KORN band, MTV is now constantly simply titled "Anti-Christ Since then the band ballad about Jonathan's has already begun to set a playing Marilyn Manson's Superstar")? has been laying low, how- childhood. That crying at the new standard for the modem eerily haunting cover of the "The end of the ever, but Vas Kallas (the end of the song is real.... He rock and metal genres of Eurythmics' classic "Sweet world." Mr. Manson replied female singer), assured me didn't know that they were music. Dreams (Are Made of This)." plainly. that Hanzel und Gretyl has still recording him as he sat some big things planned for Rather than singing When asked why I don't know about there in the sound booth about sitting around and Marilyn Manson chose to you, but I've heard some the future. bawling his eyes out. do a remake of this song (as songs off the upcoming CD, "How big?" You ask? opposed to something by a and I'm starting to believe Well, let's just say that you're - band like Alice Cooper, him. which would at first seem to be much more up their alley) Mr. Manson revealed his motivation for doing such. '"Sweet Dreams' was $2.00 Fare a song that I think may have For Persons 4-64 Years of Age interpreted differently than a lot of my friends. When the $1.00 Fare song originally came out I For Elderly (65+), Handicapped Persons, & Children 4-13 w/ Adult saw something darker and Transit ID. Card Required* more 'Satanic,' if you want to •Available at Granrs Administrator's Office, 354-6203 ==)ou-m. ncArec" ▼ SOWtfie 9—N . ns-isti Van w/Uft Available: Wheelchair Access & Group Sealing "5PJLL1ANT! BDEATIfTAKINGll T H>oT*.Tnm.»i. Sunday Service 8:00 A.M. - 4P.M. JSmes RESERVATIONS REQUIRED FOR RESERVATIONS: 354-6203 (MON. - FRI. 8:00 A.M. - 4:30 P.M.) Gfant PEACH * Sat Sun Mat Nightly Sen/Ice Area: Bowling Green This service is financed in Please lei driver know how part from an operating 2:00 & 4:00 7:00 many persons will be riding. assistance grant from Hr eafl f*t fot-Ht li mjl »- ODOT & FTA Fri.frlS - B.C. Taxi M.M3 Happy Gilmore,*Midnight 352-0796 Adam Sandier •* t£9 Sun *is Friday 1 II IS2 |J4S Rocky Horror Ma; :t. 1996 Picture Show Starts at 10 Fri. Midnight Only (R) 'kohl \\ .iil.iMi- ;i1 door Call 1 hour before service is needed.

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The girls that B: Who is the most fascinating people as I can to helping By Joe Boyle threw the party were sen- person you met while work- people like my family a lot. get things done in his class. tenced to 30 days in jail for ing with these media positions B: So you do see yourself Boyle: Well, Let's start this off slowing down? His speaking ability is out- throwing a party. That's you held (BG24, BG News, the way these always start off. Bowling Green. It threated my Insider, Prairie Margins, P: Eventually, I think you have How are you? standing, his books apply to your life. future - I want to go into law, WFAL, Miscellany)? to. Part of me doesn't want to. Peiffer: I'm doing fantastic. and I had A beer, I told the P: 1 would say Galen Ash was After 4 years, you think you B:AI1 B: In your four years, what cop I did, and thinking the a fascinating person. I think should slow down... Hope- right, was the best cops were my friends, and the Mike Cook and Sam fully someday, I had a lot of good judicial process was my Melendez, when they were fun being a kid. start. thing you saw friend, I think it woke me up. running for Ward One city B: A lot of people have said happen No cop is ever your friend. council were captivating, from when you enter a room, you command the attention of that at Whatever. You have to be a media perspective. Brian Bowling your own friend. If I could D'Aurelio was a good counter- room. Where did that come Green? offer advice to anyone, never, point to the things I had. from? P:I ever talk to a cop wihtout B: What was the most de- P: I don't know that I'm a think your lawyer. Never talk if you pressing or thought-provok- dominant personality, but my the feel you're guilty of some- ing thing you had to do? parents have been a tremen- whole thing. P: When I was police reporter, dous influence on my life. My new B: You think that strengthened a girl threw herself in fron t of mom, if she called the news- your resolve to go into crimi- a train. 1 had to track down room looking for me, she'd in exactly four years. How'd thing with ribeau is a godd nal law? her friends and her family.. I talk to you for ten minutes that go? thing. I think peiople are just P: Absolutely. had to explain to these people about your life. My dad, on P: Actually, it went pretty, overjoyed because under the last regime, it seemed like B: Of all the things that hap- that I wanted to give an image the other hand, doesn't talk at surprisingly easy. I just picked pened to you, what do you of this girl as she was when all, but when he does, you classes I was interested in and such an old-school 1950s style regret the most? she was alive, not the girl on know he's right. He's a quiet made it into a major — com- of management, and when we P: I regret this: I think when the train tracks. 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along the sides of the of the neon oases. state routes. However, Triple-A rated, the some stragglers have Winesburg Motel enjoys a Murderer's survived, for the time be- heavy flow of traffic ing. through its rooms, unlike Everyone has many motels of similar ar- seen the great neon chitecture. An ownership Row castles right off the mac- partner from the hotel, who adam shoulders of the wished to remain anony- highways. Their names mous, said Turnpike con- reflect a different era, one struction has made Route 20 Or: The Ohio of Airstream campers, a viable alternative to the su- family trips in a 1949 perhighway, and has there- Hudson. The Trail's End. fore made business a little Turnpike Story Beacon Motel. better for them — business Winesburg Motel. The that went downhill after Hart's Desire. Home on 1955. By Joe Boyle the Range. The Traveller. "Right now there is so Some of these remain in operating Strangulation, according to Webster's, is to much slow traffic. I like to stop vital action by compression. order, and their's is a tough existance, luring travel- take Route 20. Due to construction, if s hell to get ers in with neon signs and faded billboards. The state of Ohio, in 1955, strangulated in- around," he said. numerable small towns. The device used in this vi- The Trail's End Motel is located on Route 20 He said Clyde is a great place to live and op- cious attack was a ribbon of asphaltic concrete 241.26 about four miles before the first Norwalk exit. Posi- erate a hotel, a place where he feels comfortable at miles long, 78 feet wide and comprised of 7,045,000 tioned on the long end of a curve, if s difficult to slow both of his jobs. Clyde has been his home in this coun- square yards of down in time to make the turn into if s gravelly drive- try for 17 years. pavement. way. "Truckers Welcome" said a greeting sign some "I work for Whirlpool, and I have a nice room The ribbon 10 miles behind. here at the hotel," he said. was studded with The architecture is a 1950" s interpretation of He said he always hoped the Turnpike would 26 interchanges, 16 colonial; broken wooded shutters enshrouding plate bring more business, but that it is not always the case. glass windows. The side of the parking lot is littered service plazas and However, a place with high quality will always snare with hulks of old cars — a car lot has become the eight maintenance the tourists. secondary income for the motel. Diversification must stations. The inter- "We are Triple-A approved, with nice, clean be necessary for survival. The rest of the parking lot changes were sup- rooms. We give you even cable TV. I have many signs. is filled with vintage tractor-trailers, and several chil- posedly designed If s nice," he said. dren are playing baseball, running the chunky gravel to provide breath- Several letters were burned out in the neon baselines to the meandering creek behind the estab- ing room for the sign at the Trail's End as the sun fell out of a gaping lishment. wound in the clouds. The neon hum filled the air — victim villages The current own- correction, along the old thor- ers have only owned the a diesel oughfares of Trail's End for four years, smell Route 6, Route 20 , WlriFM!!*,-, +~ A according to a man who filled the and Route 2. S^^A would identify himself The killer had a name, James W. Shocknessy. air. A only as "Kohl." Kohl His victims were rewarded by having his murder truck seemed to be a fifty-ish ;tfi •uBrn rumbled weapon named after him: The James Shocknessy gent, and has spent the last Ohio Turnpike. Governor Frank Lausche gave the in for a pit four years at the Trail's execution order at 12:01 a.m. October 1, 1955 from stop, and End as the manager. He the kids the Eastgate Toll Plaza, ringing the death knell for claimed the Turnpike had playing the small towns. i*,...fe;'-L f. ■:_; no effect on their business III . "Remove all barricades! Open all gates!," he a baseball — until recently. The Turn- F*» ..--,.. - commanded. walked in- pike Commission raised According to "The Ohio Turnpike Story," side what rates last year for truckers, some priests were on hand for the Last Rites as the passes for and Kohl said lately trucks have become more preva- first section of the superhighway was linked with a lobby at the Trail's End. lent in their lot. Has the trail ended for Trail's End? Kohl the Pennsylvania Toll Road. "Our customers are mainly truckers," Kohl would like to believe that as long as the 18-wheelers "The were clergymen, vintage automobiles, said. "In the summers we get some travellers, but pass through with Cleveland-bound cargo, the mo- a Marine honor color guard, high school bands led mostly it's truckers." by shivering majorettes and the governors of Ohio tor inn will enjoy at least subsistence. Perhaps it will Kohl said there is "really nothing special" and Pennsylvania," the book read. fall the next victim to Shocknessy's legacy. Forty about his motel. The murder was as subtle as it was slow. It years of strangling eventually take down the unclever "We have a little putt-putt course out front, takes a good, long time for a victim to die of stran- victim. The Winesburg Motel seems to have eluded but thaf s nothing really special. I'm sure there's other its attacker, but will others be so lucky? gulation. However, in the Turnpike Commission's hotels that have that," he commented, a southern HJoe Boyle is the editor ofWR. He wishes official history of the road, they claim the road im- twang in his voice becoming evident. proved the life of America. to thank all the writers who put their Farther east on Route 20, in Gyde, is a series hearts and souls into this publication "The improvement of man's living standards of bungalows set back from the road behind a light has long been associated with the expansion and for the past semester. You all will be mask of shrubbery — the Winesburg Motel. Capital- improvement of roads," the propaganda leaflet sorely missed. He also wants to thank izing on Clyde native Sherwood Anderson's book the outgoing staff of The BC News - his stated. "Winesburg, Ohio," the Winesburg Motel seems to Explain that to the motel corpses that lie dead family for the past two years. have an aura of credibility about it not found at many

Page 5 • Weekend Reality • May 3, 1996 Ministry of Truth publishing stories that incited the public's patriotic emotions. When the Maine did explode he imme- diately offered a $50,000 reward for information about the persons involved in the incident — an easy thing to offer if you're the one who did it. Perhaps most incriminating is Hearsf s cable to Reefer Sadness Journal illustrator Fredric Remington, who was in Cuba covering the conflict. The cable, sent to Remington before the Maine blew up, simply read "YOU FURNISH THE PICTURES AND I'LL Or: How Hemp was put behind FURNISH THE WAR." Hearst didn't take kindly to criticism either, and went out of his way to make film maker Orson Welles' life a living hell after Welles' heartless bars by big business portrayal of Hearst in Citizen Kane. Hearsf s influence was so great that Welles effectively never worked in Hollywood again (best detailed in PBS' American Experience program, "Battle Over Citizen By John Riccardi Kane"). Like DuPont, Hearst had a vested interest in the i I legalization of marijuana. Hearst owned his own nation's sixth-largest bank and was a DuPont paper manufacturing companies, which he used to banker. furnish his magazines and papers. And like It seems like marijuana is on everybody's lips these DuPont, Hearst was unwilling to buy from some- days, and not just in the sense that if s a popular DuPont had a vested interest in the illegaliza- one else what he could make on his own. topic for discussion. Debates rage on whether or tion of marijuana. A majority of the company's And hemp was posing a problem for Hearst. not to legalize it. products revolved around the use of cellulose as According to a 1916 Department of Agriculture I don t care. their primary ingredient. But the best natural bulletin on the use of hemp pulp for paper manu- The question is not whether or not the drug sources of cellulose were cotton and hemp (which facturing, it required 40,500 acres of pulp wood to should be legalized. What is in question is how it contain almost 100 and 77 percent cellulose, re- manufacture 7,500 tons of paper fiber annually. came to be illegal. Don't think for a minute that it spectively), and DuPont didn't have any leverage But it only required 10,000 acres of cultivated was done it the best interest of public's health or in those industries. So rather than spend money hemp to accomplish the same feat, and it was far safety, or the economy. buying someone else's cellulose, they decided to easier to replenish hemp resources than timber. Media magnate William Randolph Hearst the develop a process to synthesize their own, begin- So Hearst made attacking hemp his day job, DuPont Corporation, and the ning in 1868. invoking the same strategy as he used in creating commissioner of the Federal fn addition, DuPont was starting his own Spanish-American War. Bureau of Narcotics conspired to run into direct competition from According to David F. Musto, professor of the to illegalize the drug in pur- hemp, which was experiencing a history of medicine at Yale, the average American suit of the almighty dolfar. comeback in popularity during the citizen was introduced to marijuana by the stereo- late 1920s. Hemp, it seemed, was type of violent, job-stealing immigrants who used The story begins with our nation's miracle resource — it and grew the drug during the Great Depression. Harry J. Anslinger, commis- had thousands of practical indus- Hearst played on the public's fears of the drug, sioner of the Federal Bureau of trial and consumer applications, publishing horrific stories about if s link to violent Narcotics (the precursor to and grew best in American soil. crimes like rape and murder. today's Drug Enforcement The February 1938 issue of Popular In a typical editorial, Hearst painted a dark Agency) from 1930 to 1962. Mechanics boasted 5,000 uses tor picture of marijuana, proclaiming that "in recent The Bureau's chief objective hemp fiber in textile products and years the insidious and insanity producing mari- was to enforce the Harrison 20,000 applications for hemp pulp. juana has become among the worst of the narcotic Act of 1914, which had effec- But the hemp industry was still banes, invading even the school houses of the tively outlawed all narcotics in an infant state. Because hemp country." except for medicinal uses had never been modernized, most Hearst's efforts did not go unnoticed. Dr. (marijuana was not included of its resources remained untapped, William C. Woodward, director of the American in the Harrison Act). and without any sufficient lobby- Medical Association's Bureau of Legal Medicine, For more than three de- ing power, the hemp industry was stated "the support of the Hearst newspapers cades, Anslinger was the prone to attack. And the best way should contribute materially toward procuring single most significant force in to attack was with the media. enactment of legislation." And later Hearst was shaping our nation's drug According to John K. Winkler's recognized for pioneering the national fight policies. It was Anslinger who built and nailed book The DuPont Dynasty, which was published in against dope," at a 1937 conference of legal and shut the coffin that was marijuana prohibition. 1935, just prior to Anslinger's crusade against medical professionals. But how did Anslinger come to get appointed as marijuana, former company president Irenee But Hearsf s and DuPonf s campaign needed commissioner of the bureau? And why, five years DuPont had "taken to hobnobbing with [William more than gratitude from the politicaland medical into his appointment, did he suddenly go on a Randolph) Hearst in California." communities to be successful. It needed Anslinger. rampage to have marijuana, a substance he previ- ously snowed little interest in, illegalized? William Randolph Hearst was a man without Anslinger, however, didn't find much fault with When the Treasury Department's Division of scruples. The mega-rich media tycoon spent most marijuana. The Bureau's 1932 annual report barely Narcotics Control was rocked with scandal in 1929, of his life trying to become president, and made touched on marijuana, dismissing it as more of a Anslinger took the helm as the division's acting every effort to appeal to the patriotic conscious of nuisance than anything else. commissioner. To combat the bad image and the American public, acting as guardian of their Anslinger went on record several times in 1934 ineffectiveness of the division, a new drug enforce- best interest. opposing the enactment of a federal anti-marijuana ment agency, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, was But the public's best interests were rarely the law. He denied that a marijuana problem existed, conceived, and the old division was abolished. same as Hearsf s. Hearst, however, never let and went as far as stating in 1935 that marijuana President Hoover appointed Anslinger commis- himself be inconvenienced by that fact. Instead, he wasn't addictive — a statement that he recanted a sioner of the bureau in September of 1930. made the public's interests fit his own. year later. Something made Anslinger change his Anslinger was about as qualified to be commis- Take the Spanish-American War. According to mind. Something or someone. sioner of the bureau as Bernadette Noe was to be a an article in American Heritage, Hearst "staged a university major gifts fund-raiser. As a previous number of phony stories to get the country ready, By the mid-1930s, Anslinger's fledgling opera- railroad detective, overseas consul and Assistant and then, when the U.S. battleship Maine Slew up tion was in trouble. The Bureau had manpower Commissioner of Prohibition, he certainly had in Havana's harbor the [New York] Journal imme- deficiencies from its inception, and significant some experience applicable to drug enforcement. diately indicted Spain, although to this day there is appropriations decreases cut into the salaries of his But over a dozen other candidates with more no evidence that the Spanish did so stupid a already-overworked agents. Anslinger was under experience applied for the job. thing." fire for his liberal use of racial slurs in Bureau But the other candidates didn't have Andrew But there is evidence that suggests Hearst reports, which had been brought to President Mellon, the Secretary of the Treasury Department, engineered the incident himself/ Roosevelf s attention. There was talk that as their uncle-in-law. Mellon also owned the Hearst personally fueled the rising conflict, Anslinger would be replaced, or that the Bureau referring to it as "our war" in the newsroom and Page 6 • Weekend Reality • May 3, 1996 would be dissolved. United States and the free world." are illegal for any use. Schedule II drugs, such as Onene possible replacement for Anslinger, Charles Anslinger never named this person, but evi- cocaine and morphine, are legal because they hav Hand,A, was favored because of his popularity in dence suggests it was Senator Joseph R. McCarthy. been judged to have medicinal value. Texas as aide to Congressman John Nance Carter, According to John T. Cusack, one of Anslinger's However, research has indicated that marijuan who by that time was the Vice President of United senior aids, McCarthy had become addicted to is somewhat effective for some ailments. Accord- States. But according to Anslinger's biographer, morphine when it was used to ween him from his ing tp Harvard Medical School professor of psy- John C. McWilliams, there was another reason alcohol dependency, a common treatment at that chiatry Lester Grinspoon, it has possible uses for Hand was set to take Anslinger's place. time. McCarthy refused Anslinger's attempts to epilepsy treatments and stimulating appetite in "Perhaps most important,' he wrote in get him hospital treatment, and challenged him to AIDS patients. It is also effective in jglaucoma Anslinger s biography. The Protectors, "it was cut off his supply. Rather than risk scandal, treatments, and is used legally by a handful of thought that Hand would 'meet with Hearst's Anslinger used his personal pharmacist to supply cancer patients. approval.'" McCarthy until his death. McCarthy's official And According to the October 1994 American To save his career, Anslinger needed a cause so cause of death is listed as "hepatitis, acute, cause Journal of Economics and Sociology, marijuana evil and vile that it would demand the Bureau's unknown." continues to be our nation's leading cash crop, intervention to put the public's mind at ease. Anslinger's drug hypocrisy was just the tip of despite its legal status. It could generate ana cou Hearst had provided him with one in his media. the iceberg. When World War II broke out, the generate from $5.9 billion to $9.9billion annually And Anslinger owed his job to his uncle-in-law, government was more than willing to forget about in tax revenue, according to 1991 statistics. Treasury Secretary Mellon, the DuPont Banker. the psychoactive effects of marijuana in favor of its If s possible that marijuana today is a much By the end of 1935, just a year after he had value as a manufacturing resource. In December of more dangerous drug than ever before (an article recommended against the regulation of marijuana, 1942, the War Production Board Program issued in Rolling Stone states that THC levels in mari- Anslinger declared war on the "killer Determination juana are 10 times today what they were in the *l weed.'p Number 70, which 1960s, thanks to breeding), but that shouldn't affe Anslinger's campaign revolved around called for the the legality of non-psychoactive hemp. Recently, outrageous claims regarding the severity availability and republicans in Vermont lobbied for legalization et of the effects of marijuana. He spoke at function of 300,00 non-THC hemp for industrial use, but were unsu conferences and published articles with acres of hemp for cessful. The substance must be imported, even titles like "Marihuana: Assassin of Youth." fiber uses and though it arguably grows better in the United Soon, Anslinger had the attention of the 50,000 acres for States than anywhere else. political community, who were willing to seed by the follow- We might even want to take a lesson from the listen to their commissioner's recommen- ing year. One Brazilians, who fuel 1.2 million cars on methanol dations on the legislation of the drug. farmer in Conrad, manufactured from sugar cane, a plant that con- When he was tailed to inform legislators Iowa was paid tains substantially less cellulose (the main ingredi of the effects of marijuana, he did so with $37,00 for farming ent for methanol) than hemp. anecdotes and conjecture rather than 270 acres for two The September 1995 issue of the Economist scientific fact. During hearings and seasons, according places the number of Americans who have tried conferences he claimed the drug was more to Utne Reader. The marijuana as a recreational drug at 30 million — ' i dangerous than heroin or opium, and told hemp was used to roughly the population of Canada. In the same tales of how the drug incited homicidal make rope, landing issue, Newt Gingrich stated that "up to a quarter violence and insanity in its users. He told nets, helmet covers the White House staff, when they first came in, h one committee that 'if the hideous mon- and linen thread. used drugs in the last four or five years." (It maki ster Frankenstein came face to face with As soon as the you wonder about the University administration, the monster marijuana, he would drop war ended, the He admitted that he used it because it "was a sigi dead of fright." government we were alive and in graduate school in that era.' In 1937, the Marihuana Tax Act was quickly revoked the So whether if s legal or not, Americans are like passed. This piece of legislation required stamps it had to continue to practice what they seem to think is all importers manufacturers and dealers issued for farmers their inalienable right to get stoned. of marijuana to apply for a stamp that would allow to grow hemp. By the way, contrary to what rambling pro- them to perform transactions involving marijuana, The government continues to turn a deaf ear to legalization groups might have us believe, there i which have to be conducted with written records. any sources that advocate the benefits or decrimi- no evidence to suggest that George Washington o In addition, a stiff occupational tax was imposed nalization of marijuana. The New York Academy Thomas Jefferson utilized marijuana for its recre- on anyone who wanted to deal in the marijuana of Medicine issued a report in 1938, a year after the ational uses, or that they were even aware of then trade. When performing a transaction involving tax act, that marijuana did not cause violent behav- for that matter. Washington and Jefferson, just lik marijuana, there was a tax of one dollar per ounce ior, provoke insanity or lead to addiction. The every farmer in the land, were required to grow it to registered parties, ana a tax of $100 to unregis- report called the drug "harmless." Another report by a law passed by the Virginia Assembly in 1619 tered parties (marijuana had been legally available presented at a 1962 White House drug conference And what happened to Harry J. Anslinger? for two dollars per pound before the tax act). called the harmful effects of the drug exagger- He retired 1962, but not before cashing in on h Personal possession was outlawed and punishable ated". position. According to his biography, "Anslingef by $2,000 fine or five years in prison, or both. In 1972 the Shafer Commission, which had been used his influence to get Joe [his step-son] a posi- Of course all of this was moot, because the appointed by President Nixon to study marijuana, tion as a pharmaceutical salesman with the DuPo government didn't issue many stamps. issued a report that recommended the decriminal- Chemical Company." The hemp industry was finally disabled, and ization of marijuana for personal use. Nixon DuPont took up the slack. refused the recommendation. President Carter According to an article in the July/ August 1990 advocated a policy that would allow it to be car- John Riccardi wouldn't know marijuana if it hit him ii issue of Utne Reader, "the promising hemp indus- ried legally in amounts up to one ounce, and in the face, but he can smell a conspiracy a mile away. H try was effectively destroyed when marijuana was 1977, even the DEA noted that decriminalization affirms that you are Yoda if you have a library card, at. made illegal in 1937, and polluting petrochemicals was a policy worth considering (although they that the "truth is out there, but you won't find it on i came to be used in many plastic products were pulled an "Anslinger," changing their minds awful show like "The X-Files." Re would like to than, Joe Boyle, Joe Peiffer, Swampy, Ben Hecht, Lenny Bru< hemp might have been employed." shortly after). -.'. DuPont competitor Sherwin Williams hemp- Regardless, 11 states decriminalized marijuana and Craig Paethfor making Ministry ofThith possible based varnish manufacturing program was devas- during the 1970s. He can be contacted at [email protected]. The tated. But that soon changed. Today, marijuana laws secret code is "the green monkeybarks at midnight" - The following year, DuPont patented nylon, are tough all over once again. Even Alaska, that use the name "Indigo." ~"-^ selling 64 million pairs of nylon stockings in their bastion of marijuana leniency, where it was previ- This article was written with information compiled from ti first year. They also patented a wood-pulp pro- ously legal to have up to four ounces at home for following sources: The Protectors, John C. McWilliams; ducing process which undoubtedly was a boon to personal use by adults, recriminalized it in 1990. Forerunners of American Fascism, Raymond Cram swing Hearst's paper manufacturing companies. Alaska Governor Steve Cowper, who voted to ed; Hearst and the New Deal, Rodney P. Carlisle; The Anslinger continued to be the bane of all drugs, decriminalize it in 1975, favored the 1990 decision. Emperor Wears No Clothes, lack Hera; New York Times, playing an instrumental role in the design and Although state laws vary, the federal marijuana Dec. 17,1989; Economist Feb. 17,1996; Economist, Sept. passage of the Boggs Act in 1951, which mandated laws provide for penalties that range from proba- 30,1995; Utne Reader, July!'Aug. 1990; American Journal the same sentences for marijuana and heroin tion to life imprisonment, with fines up to $4 Economics and Sociology, Oct. 1994; Esquire, July 1992; offenses. million. According to Atlantic Monthly, one out of American Behavioral Scientist, Ian. 1989; American But despite his vicious anti-drug stance, every six inmates in federal prisons has been Heritage, Nov. 1994; The Marijuana Conviction, Richard Anslinger describes in his memoir, The Murderers, incarcerated on marijuana offenses (around 15,000 Bonnie b Charles H. Whitebread II; Rolling Stone May 5, how he arranged a regular supply of morphine for people total). State numbers range between 20,000 1994; Atlantic Monthly, Aug. 1994; Atlantic Monthly, the head of one of the most powerful Congres- and 30,000. Sept. 1994; New Republic, Dec. 3,1990; The DuPont sional committees whose "decisions and state- Marijuana, along with Isd and peyote, are Dynasty, John K. Winkler; New Riches from the Soil, classified as a Schedule I drugs, which means they Wheeler McMillen; DuPont: an autobiography of an ments helped to shape and direct the destiny of the American Enterprise, E.I. DuPont de Nemours b Co. Page 7 • Weekend Reality • May 3, 1996 WReviews Cracker I Hfc CAJLUbN AOb (4 indier-than-thou mends behind, you re and the arrival of the Wu-Tang Clan. Her voice is a Siouxsee/Suzanne Swampies) left with music perfectly suited for With Chuck Ds first solo album Vega hybrid. She writes direct, cerebral A third of the way into '96, blasting in your Popemobile this sum- due later this year and former X Clan lyrics ("That Day") better than the ones Cracker offers the year's first unqualified mer. leader Brother J's new outfit. Dark Sun written for Alanis. She uses sex as a success. The follow-up to KEROSENE Riders weapon ("Angry Johnny") like Pat HAT finds Camper vet Dave Lowery, Busta Rhymes THE COMING (3 with an Benatar. Her voice suits Johnny Hickman and crew coming hard Swampies) album in jazzy hip-hop tracks and angrier ("I Hate My Generation"), ■ Finally taking advantage of his stores ("Junkie") like Digable more intensely melancholy ("Big Dip- cult hero status (He was in Leaders of now, a Planets' Ladybug. per"), and stringier ("I'm a Lift the New School, "Higher Learning", and return to With all these compari- le Rocket Ship"). With country-twinged guested on 1700 other MC's singles), the days sons and influences balladry mingling with quirky, raucous Busta releases THE COMING to an of explic- (some call her another rock. Cracker has refined their unique unprepared mainstream a few weeks itly pro- Tori wannabe), can Poe sound to after bash- Black find her niche in the the point ing their hardcore cluttered music world? where heads in hip-hop Damn right she can. The nothing with the maybe recent influx of female on this glorious imminent. sol artists is long over- disc "Woo- due, and those who say lacks Hah!!". SEEDS OF "they all sound the "Busta EVOLU- same" are, of course, should lay TION sexist. Poe is unique in off the cannot her combination of a cocaine," help but zillion musical styles and said a friend resemble X Clan. Hard funk is till the clever writing. Also, it doesn't hurt that watching his name of the game, and Brother J's rich, "Trigger Happy Jack" (the can't talk to a hyperkinetic distinctive baritone command attention. J psycho song) is dope and that Poe live video. True, has hooked up with a fine beat construc- stomps her record. no one tor, DJ M.A.T.E., who shows off his skills would on "Bro. J's Theme", creating a chorus by Aceyalone ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE accuse him seaming four different samples, similar to (2 1/2 Swampies) of being Blahzay Blahzay's "Danger". Formerly of L.A.'s innovative relaxed, but The LP is unfortunately not all as new schoolers Freestyle Fellowship, the dungeon good as the single "Time To Build" and is Aceyalone debuts with 15 cuts in which dragon padded with too nay interludes. I also no women are put down and the only growl and miss Professor X, whose contrasting X person shot is a corrupt government polyrhythmic Clan vocals served much the same official. Acey's flow is a far cry from the side modem rock drivel like the Toadies flow make him hip-hop's most distinc- purpose as Flavor Flav's did for PE. latest menacing monotones, and will probably makes little difference because tive new voice. On this bass-heavy However, this record's funk probably force you into a second listen of the critical accolades he is finally release, "Hot Fudge" and "III Vibe" power and its lyrical critique of gangsta before you can get a handle on it. He earning. But he does know his role as a (with Q-Tip) flaunt his clever pop rap make it one to pick up for any lover switches speeds, breaks into beat poetry, postpunk slacker icon. "If the sound of culture-laced lyricism coupled with of hip-hop's past who still holds an eye constructs surprising, unusual rhymes this it frightens you/ We could play it studio excellence. Unfortunately, he for the future. and on "Headaches and Woes", the real cool/ And act somewhat indiffer- wanders into schlock R&B ("If s A xylophony standout track, he admits he's ent," he sings on "Big Dipper", a poi- Party") and DJ (Crush "got no choice but to be a poet." ALL gnant instant classic that clearly outlines sometimes MEISO (2 BALLS is a nice switch from all the "Can Cracker's artistic maturation. seems like Swampies) I be Wu-tang, too?" of this year's rap a guest In'95, crop. Stone Temple Pilots TINY rapper on Portishead and MUSIC ...SONGS FROM THE VATICAN his own Tricky proved Menswe@r NUISANCE (1 /2 Swampy) GIFT SHOP (31/2 album (9 England's (Matt makes loud, obnoxious retching Swampies) other MCs mastery of trip- noises.) This is the kind of album that Some things change. Weiland's get on the hop. In '96, DJ makes the next one you listen to sound voice has, and he acknowledges the mic). THE Krush arrives like the best album you've ever heard. existence of his first name now (Maybe COMING representin'... Not that I'm anti-Britpop. Oasis, Elastica, part of the rehab). There are horns does mark Japan? On and Radiohead all reside with pride in ("Adhesive") and instrumentals on this Busta's MEISO, he my'collection, but Menswe@r seem to record. arrival as constructs some have ferreted out the most annoying Some things don't. Despite the new tight grooves, elements of Britpop and included them breakup rumors, STP returns with beats of the but they're on NUISANCE. Ripped-off guitar licks, another album that rawks and all my East coast, nondescript and stale song structure, and vocals that take friends miraculously agree on, critics be and should don't have the whiney Cockney thing to the nth damned. Weiland continues to pen keep heads enough going degree. Makes a nice coaster. mystifying, this-may-or-may-not-refer-to- both black on. A Tricky me lyrics, and the DeLeo Bros, create and white song, for in- COCOA KRISPIES MEGA MUSIC MIX more catchy geetar grindage. noddin' all stance, is in- (1 1/2 Swampies) Particularly tast morsels include year. your-face and For 3 bucks and a Cocoa Krispies UPC, "Art School Girl", where lyrics that challenging; DJ Krush's soundscapes are you can get this (snap, cracklin') pop could've come from a They Might Be Dark Sun Riders SEEDS OF EVOLU- pushed way back on the track. Predict- compilation. An old Matthew Sweet hit Giants ourtake are interrupted by vicious TION (2 1/2 Swampies) ably, the songs with guest rappers (C.L. ("I've Been Waiting") and that La Bouche riffs and the verging on overplayed "Big The deterioration of X Clan and Smooth, The Roots) are the best. 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