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Organisers Message ...... 1 Security information...... 2 Goat Race 2018 Pictorial ...... 3-4 Race 1 information ...... 5 Humor...... 7 Race 2 information ...... 9 Race 3 information ...... 13 Race 4 information ...... 15 Race 6 information ...... 19 Race 7 information ...... 23 Race 8 information ...... 25

Programme of Events 12.00 pm Gates Open 5.15 pm Race 6 - Orient Bank 12.30 pm Tote Opens - 6.00 pm Race 7 - The Shell Gas Goat Prix 1.30 pm Race 1 - Choma 6.45 pm Race 8 - Hisense 2.15pm Race 2 - The Euro Flex 7.00 pm Entertainment - Lydia Jasmine 3:15pm Race 3 - Construction & Farm Ltd 7.30 pm Entertainment - Big Tril 3:40 pm Hot Dog Eating Competition 8.00 pm Fireworks display 4:15pm Race 4 - The Golden Gallop 8:15 pm Ykee Benda 4.45pm Competition Awards Event Officially Ends Have a safe journey home. Please do not drink and drive.

Competitions Best dressed couple 2 to tickets to Europe courtesy of Brussels Airlines Best dressed couple 2nd place 300,000 gift voucher courtesy Posh Junction Stay at Lattitude Hotel for 2 nights Best dressed Female Gift Voucher 250,000 courtesy Posh Junction Dinner for 2 at La Cabana Best dressed Male Gift Voucher 250,000 courtesy Posh Junction Dinner for 2 at Lattitude Hotel Best dressed mother and child 200,000 gift voucher courtesy of Posh junction Best dressed child One day pony camp courtesy of Speke resort Best Hat 1 night stay for 2 at Speke Resort Munyonyo

Best Goat Name Dinner for 2 at Speke resort Munyonyo Best Goat impression A bucket of Tusker Malt Lager Best female pose A day spa at Calabash, Speke Apartments Best male pose Day gym at speke apartment Hot dog eating competition 300,000 cash prize ORGANISERS MESSAGE

Betting at the Tote THANK YOU! Betting facilities are available at the Totewhich is open from Here we “Goat Again”! The 1.15 pm until 6.45pm. Royal Ascot Goat Races 2019! The payout is based on final calculated odds, not A big thank you to all the intermittent odds announced supporters who helped us or posted prior to the running make last year a massive of the race. success. It is because of Payout odds include the price you we are able to host of your initial bet. Only the the second edition. holders of winning ticktes and 2nd and 3rd place are paid out. The excitement has been insatiable especially from Payment is in cash after the new goaters. Which is race finishes. There can be no testament this event is pay outs after 7.00pm! truely the event of year.

We are humbled by your The 2018 Team involvement and it is because of your Chairpersons: participation that we are Sheena, Rajiv & Naiya Ruparelia able to keep going. Event Committee: Shabana Mughal, Faz Mughal, Greg Petzer, Akhilesh Malik , We hope the second Betsy Mugamba, Amit Sachdeva, Rahim Abdul edition is as good as the last with your Masters of Ceremonies & Commentators: participation. Salvado & Malaika We hope you make the most of it. Sponsors & Advertisers Keep in touch, post your pictures and experiences The organizers wish to thank the following for their on our Facebook page. sponsorship, assistance & advertising: Check out our Instagram, Twitter feeds. Tusker Malt Lager • Robbialac • Sanyu FM Goldstar Insurance • NTV • Speke Resort Munyonyo We wish all of you Goat Speed and see you in and not forgetting all our hospitality tents, food vendors, 2020. goat race sponsors and goat owners

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Site Rules & Advice All those attending the races must display a coded wristband, stamp, or official ID lanyard. If found by security personnel without any of the above, you will be required to return to the ticketing station to purchase a replacement. No one may wear another SITE RULES person’s wristbands. All those attending the The hospitality tents are accessed by invited guests only. Guests are identified by specific coded wristbands. Please assist gate attendants at each enclosure by displaying Royal Ascot Goat Races the appropriate wristband for entry to that tent, on your wrist. are requested to keep an Children under the age of eight must be accompanied by a parent or responsible adult. eye on their belongings. Do not leave mobile A fully staffed first aid tent and ambulance with medical facilities will be available throughout the day. phones, wallets, cameras, etc. on tables, or items of Security staff are moving around the site. clothing on backs of 1. By entering the event premises, you consent to interview(s), photography, audio chairs. Should you have a recording, video recording and its/their release, publication, exhibition, or reproduction problem please contact to be used for news, web casts, promotional purposes, telecasts, advertising, inclusion on websites, social media, or any other purpose by The Event and its affiliates and one of the security representatives. You release The Event, its officers and employees, and each and all personnel. persons involved from any liability connected with the taking, recording, digitizing, or publication and use of interviews, photographs, computer images, video and/or or sound recordings. Every precaution has been taken by the race 2. All persons below the age of 18 years at the event will be considered minors and will be expected to comply with these terms and conditions committee to ensure a safe and pleasant day in a 3. No minor will be allowed to take alcohol while at the event. Any minors found to be consuming alcohol will be immediately ejected from the event secure atmosphere, but the assistance of all is 4. No minor shall be allowed to carry alcoholic drinks into the event needed to ensure the day is successful. EMERGENCY CONTACTS General: Security / Medical: With the exception of 0785 449 449 / 0702 711 119 Bongo Ahmed 0772 777785 ladies handbags please do Tickets: Event Coordinator: Solutions EA: 0776 005 252 Shabana Noorani 0702 495 495 not bring bags or boxes onto the site. Race Rules Any inquiries or objections must be lodged with stewards whose Though all packages judgement and decisions shall be final. Appeals and objections, coming on to the grounds which may only be made by goat owners, must be lodged either during the running of the race, or immediately after the race is run. will be inspected, please be aware of any suspicious There will be herd boys assigned to the goats in each race, who will packages left unattended have no connections to the owners, partners or goats. and report them to Their instructions are to keep all the goats moving and not to impair security personnel. the movement of the goats, or move the rolling barrier past the hind feet of the last goat. Munyonyo cannot be held responsible for personal Please note that one furlong is equivalent to one circuit of the track. Betting facilities are available at the Tote. injuries, death or any item which is LOST, STOLEN or Please be aware that payout is based on final calculated odds, not DAMAGED. intermittent odds announced or posted prior to the running of the race. Payout odds include the price of your initial bet. On betting matters, final decisions shall be made by the tote co-coordinators.

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PAGE 3 PAGE 4 RACERace 1 1 CHOMA Sponsored by Yo Kuku • Distance: 2 Furlongs. Purse 5,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Musiru Sign Masters Get set Go! Maddest goat in town! Will do anything for victory

2 I Goat This Kimberly D Harrington Harry Kim Greatest of all time

3 Shumack Dora Boots Backpack Catch me if you can

4 DeGeneres Mary Ellen Lee Ellen Stays in shape, always!

5 Black Sekyanzi Elvis Wakanda Mercedes Relaxation Redefined

6 Day One Judith Heard Heard Judith I bleat on you haters!

7 Vroom KIA Motors Korea V6 A goat with the POWER TO SURPRISE!

8 Seb Loeb Yasin Moil Rally Team Nasser BHP This goat drifts round the bends and powers down the straights.

9 Legionaire Sven Lieutenant Commander This goat is always ready for War! No retreat no surrender!

10 Sizzling Meat Gaucho grill Chef Gaucho A visual representation of deliciousness

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JOKESRace 1ABOUT GOATS

Here we goat again... was better.”

What do you call a goat that knows In order to make a relationship martial arts? work, you have to make a lot of ...Karate kid sacrifices…. Which is why I keep a large number What do you call a billy secret of goats in my garden… agent? ...Goateneye Pregnant goat joke A goat tells her boyfriend she's Be Nice To Goats pregnant. ...They’re Just Kids He immediately replies, "What? You're kidding!" A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. To which she replies back, ...Baa - dum - ssss "Yeah, that's what I said."

What’s a goat’s favorite TV show? What about the terrible stinking ...America’s Goat Talent. smell? Barry and Ray are headed home Is a goat that eats office supplies on after a big night on the town when a staple diet? Barry accidentally hits a buck goat. Ray being the animal lover he is Why is it hard to have a conversa- jumps out of the car and gives the tion with a goat?? goat artificial respiration and ...Because the goat always butts in! revives him.

I tried to phone the spiritual leader Ray says to Barry he's going to be of Tibet once, but was sent a big fine but it's cold so we'll have to put goat with a long neck instead. him in the car to keep him warm. ...Turns out I had phoned Barry yells "What about the terrible Dial-a-Llama. stinking smell in my car?" Ray says Two goats chew on a VHS tape. "That's OK we'll hold the buck's The first goat says “This film is nose!" pretty good” & the other one replies: “Yeah, it's OK but the book FACTS ABOUT GOATS

Goats can be taught their name and to come when called. So make sure you give it a cool name.

Goats don’t have teeth on their upper jaw. Instead, they just have a strong dental pad.

Goats have rectangular pupils. This unusual shape, shared by sheep and several other ungulates, gives them a fuller range of vision than humans and other animals with round pupils.

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RACERace 2 1 THE EURO FLEX Sponsored by Euroflex • Distance: 2 Furlongs. Purse 6,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Goat Speed Rudra Silly Goat Runs backwards while others are running forward

2 Zoom Chris Powers The Stables Jockey Quick off the mark, gets distracted easily

3 Go get em Dan Glossain The Office Lunchtime A powerful goat who is also very good at the steeple chase.

4 Tequila Margerita Puerto The Bar Juicy Cocktail A goat that shakes and stirs all the way to the finish

5 Vincent van Goat Regina Mckenzie Starry Night Moonlight Art in motion

6 Goat Rocket Regina Mckenzie The Atmosphere Space Unleashed and unloaded

7 Goatzilla Eric Salon Japan Kyoto He’s like sex, you can see him coming from a mile away

8 Mr G. Juhi Barot Kamwokya Bad man From the street

9 Kazi Group Ltd Ashif Karmali Cold storage A hard worker who keeps it cool

10 Water Goat Regina Mckenzie Lake Victoria Canoe Second times a charm

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CONSTRUCTION & FARM LIMITED Sponsored by Construction & Farm Limited • Distance: 3 Furlongs. Purse 8,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Kyakula Peter BenHur Odokonyero The pot The fire Watch out for his big belly

2 Izumi Mira Masrani Bangkok The streets of Bangkok Going to zoom it

3 Reparle Peter BenHur Odokonyero Steephill Strong runner - risks all to ensure victory.

4 Papi Chulo Kevin Arnold Airport Ok with a strong wind behind him

5 Muchomo 2nd Hema Damani The fire Good luck lets hope he stays out of the pot

6 Kitty Kawesa The litterbox Sandbag Smooth runner that starts well and loves to slip stream

7 Lola Raj Sakaria Hand Salvado Always racing to impress daddy Salvado

8 One of a Kind Arnold Kawesa Flush Poker The best looking goat in town

9 Pic Power Ravi Thakrar Ravi T Mitul J Shit just goat serious

10 Speedy Gonzales Chris Emch Mexico Sombrero Andale Andale.... May be small but proves size doesn’t matter

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THE GOLDEN GALLOP Sponsored by Goldstar Insurance • Distance: 4 Furlongs. Purse 10,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Mambo No5 Mark Lubega Macarena Guvnor A goat with moves and grooves, may sometimes forget its a race and dance all the way to the finish

2 Goat Travolta Philip Demon Grease Pulp Fiction A bit of a ladies man, needs to be controlled.

3 Allyson Felix Haruna Enterprises Hard Work Unstoppable, unless he sees something good to eat.

4 Hussein Bolt Ham Enterprise Bunga Kawuku The fastet Goat in the World

5 Kid-epo UTB The Bush The City A wild goat, first time at the races, shows a lot of potential

6 After Party Gideon Kirumira Party After Party This goat knows one thing... Party After Party, After Party

7 Nitrotech Shayan Sports Nutrition Kisimenti SSN Spends hours in the Gym, lean, mean running machine! Leading the Whey!

8 Billy Bob Goat Naiya Ruparelia Billy Silly A red neck goat with a southern drawl. Loves to line dannce

9 UMC Chirag ? ? ?

10 Babe Arie Ruparelia Sakaria London Uganda The cutest goat in the city, running for the first time in the races

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RACE 6 ORIENT BANK Sponsored by Orient Bank • Distance: 3 Furlongs. Purse 7,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Fishy Trevor / Nahum The Great Lakes The Nile Seen it swimming, Doggy paddle is its strength!

2 Passion Peter Bowser Juice bar Cocktail I say sir, jolly good shot!

3 Imran Karmali Kazi Food Logistics Boda This goat is always hungry for the win!

4 Kiddo The Stranger Vendetta Zorro A mystrious entry, wonder where it came from

5 Vincent Van Goat Matt Amsterdam Red Light Will chew off the competitons ear just to win

6 Michael Goatson EACC Billie Jean Thriller Thi goat loves to play with the other kids!

7 Bin Laden Raj Sakaria Unknown Salvado Running to explode

8 Karl Disha Parekh The Block Slingshot Reliable operator could be a safe bet

9 Kiboko Vishal The Squad Gunshot Will be whipping the rest

10 Cielo Dicaprigoat Cielo The Lounge The Cube Caught gazing in to the sky many times

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THE SHELL GAS GOAT PRIX Sponsored by Vivo Energy • Distance: 2 Furlongs. Purse 6,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 NTV NTV The Studio The TV A goat that loves to be on air.

2 Spark TV Spark TV ?The Station The air waves Shines in the spot light

3 Victorius Victoria University Hostel Midnight The pen is mightier than the sword

4 Malembe Jessie Kassami LIfe Style Not just a poser

5 Ace of Spades Jigar Lady Luck Chaos Erratic off the line, but consistent over the distance

6 Justice Joseph Matsiko Judy Judge He may be blind, but can smell victory

7 Bar Owners Rugiria Casio Wine Beer Loves winning just for the Champagne

8 Dasher Kenneth Muhangi Short Bursts Sprints well, doubt his endurance

9 OJ Simpson Nelson Walusimbi Kardashians USA A true athlete at one time, will do his best to prove himself

10 Kis - U Kampala International By pass School Uganda Likes to read, but loves to run!

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RACE 8 HISENSE Sponsored by Hisense • Distance: 2 Furlongs. Purse 5,000,000/-

No NAME OF GOAT OWNER OUT OF (DAME) BY (SIRE)

1 Beyonce Peter Fuhwirth Single Women Jay Z Hear her bleat!

2 Ombokolo Salvado The village Town A goat that has learnt to live in the fast lane

3 Porsche Panamera Germany Power First timer, suspect he has a V8 turbo hidden somewhere

4 Goat Father Mr Omer Maryln Brando He might be crazy but that’s better than stupid

5 The Butcher Juhi Barot The Butchery Runaway Goat Fled the scene at the butchery being the lone survivor.

6 Bliksem Theodor Van Rooyan The Cape Durban Flew in from the South especially to prove himself

7 PG Bison Panchmatia Ravi The woodwork The builders Came in with a tape measure to check the course distance

8 INDOCAFE Akash Adiya Who knows Unknown Won one race, and disappeared! One hit wonder out to prove himself

9 Rajiv Anuj Banange Bad Man How he will perform today is anyones guess.

10 Run Forrest Chantelle Hollywood Tom Hanks A classic goat, slow in the head but quick on the feet

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